Revisiting TNA Wrestling iMPACT! 2010 Heel Jeff Hardy & Immortal, Fall Out From 10/10/10 Bound For Glory

<v Speaker 1>Boys back in Welcome to the Deadline Podcast, episode two
<v Speaker 1>hundred and eighty two. We are back once again to
<v Speaker 1>talk about the world of tea in a.
<v Speaker 2>And you know, we spend a lot of time talking
<v Speaker 2>about how much we love TNA on the show. Uh,
<v Speaker 2>this will not be one of them. This will Yeah,
<v Speaker 2>this is a show where we question why we watched this.
<v Speaker 1>I mean, yeah, it's unbelievable. This was what do we
<v Speaker 1>pick this one for?
<v Speaker 2>This is coming right out of ten ten ten, Bound
<v Speaker 2>for Glory? Where the Yeah, Jeff Ardy, He'll turn. It's
<v Speaker 2>the first impact after that, So Jeff Ardy and Immortal's
<v Speaker 2>first appearance on TV. Jeff Arty is of course first
<v Speaker 2>impact heel debut. I guess you could say, I don't
<v Speaker 2>know what I expected going into this, and I got
<v Speaker 2>even less than that.
<v Speaker 1>So, but did you get any matches? Maybe got well?
<v Speaker 2>I definitely saw there was like a referee in the
<v Speaker 2>ring for a little bit for soemer times.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah. Before we get to that, we have some Deadlock updates,
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<v Speaker 2>We have been I've been looking through them, James, and
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<v Speaker 1>All right, now it's time to get into TNA Impact
<v Speaker 1>for October fourteenth, twenty ten.
<v Speaker 2>Please please, let's not get let's get into anything else.
<v Speaker 2>Let's get into another show that we could watch now
<v Speaker 2>and and talk about that instead.
<v Speaker 1>Is that okay? Yeah? I mean, if you want talking,
<v Speaker 1>you come to TNA. If you aren't wrestling, take your
<v Speaker 1>sensitive asset a wle. We don't have that here.
<v Speaker 2>We got mic time for you, baby, We got promos,
<v Speaker 2>we got angles, But you want matches, wait at least
<v Speaker 2>an hour minimum for some matches.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, just this episode is definitely a weird one. It
<v Speaker 1>is one that falls after one of their biggest shows ever,
<v Speaker 1>one that has gone down in the history books because
<v Speaker 1>the one picture everyone remembers from Balford Glory twenty ten
<v Speaker 1>is the one where they're all holding up the sign
<v Speaker 1>that says they're here, but it is not spelled right, No,
<v Speaker 1>it is.
<v Speaker 2>It is like thchi R right or something.
<v Speaker 1>I think it was th tg R Yeah, yeah, something
<v Speaker 1>like that, or a bunch of ours or something. Yeah,
<v Speaker 1>it was just all over the place. That's the one
<v Speaker 1>I always remember from this show. And then it also
<v Speaker 1>kicked off the Heel Jeff Hardy run, which of course
<v Speaker 1>culminates at Victory Road with Jeff Hardy and Sting, which
<v Speaker 1>then you know, yeah, so yes, yeah, I mean we're
<v Speaker 1>in a hot era for DNA.
<v Speaker 2>We're like cottage, it should be set on fire.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, trying to take on WWE Also.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, and we're super hoging Dowt here. But before we
<v Speaker 2>get into this sub so of t Anda sadly we uh,
<v Speaker 2>let's take a look at what was going on the
<v Speaker 2>water wrestling at the time. With the wrestling Observer newsletter.
<v Speaker 2>We've done a little bit during this time already, so
<v Speaker 2>I tried to pick around and find some stuff here,
<v Speaker 2>but there's a lot actually about, in particular this pay
<v Speaker 2>per view that just passed Bound for Glory on ten
<v Speaker 2>ten ten and this impact. So from The Observer October eighteenth,
<v Speaker 2>twenty ten, Meltzer writes, take a formula that we're fourteen
<v Speaker 2>years ago, and combine it by copying one idea after
<v Speaker 2>another that have been both hidden missed, and you've got
<v Speaker 2>the latest TNA restart, Bound for Glory. And the Thursday
<v Speaker 2>special had been pushed for months around the idea of
<v Speaker 2>a surprise that would change the face of TNA. Then again,
<v Speaker 2>TNA has used Twitter as a promotional device and promised
<v Speaker 2>that before just about every pay per views of Late
<v Speaker 2>and never delivered. Dixie Carter went on television and promised
<v Speaker 2>that on ten to seven Lives TV show and again
<v Speaker 2>didn't deliver. But the closing scene of Bound for Glory
<v Speaker 2>was the latest reprise of the original nWo angle, held
<v Speaker 2>at the Ocean Center in Daytona Beach, the same building
<v Speaker 2>where on July seventh, nineteen ninety six, Hal Coogan showed
<v Speaker 2>up as the third member of the nWo. The plan
<v Speaker 2>TNA had originally was to Turnhardy heel, and that was
<v Speaker 2>made about seven weeks ago. The idea was that Team
<v Speaker 2>Hogan needed a current top star to be the world champion,
<v Speaker 2>and it was either RVD or Hardy. One would think
<v Speaker 2>RVID would have made the most sense since Hardy was
<v Speaker 2>the only guy in the promotion who was making a
<v Speaker 2>difference at the time when it came to house showgates.
<v Speaker 2>Although in recent Although in recent weeks, as shown by
<v Speaker 2>the recent Caroline on a Swing with both Hardy and
<v Speaker 2>Rick Flair on the shows and drawing less than one
<v Speaker 2>thousand three nights three of the four nights, that may
<v Speaker 2>no longer be the case of the two. The question
<v Speaker 2>was whether people would be more surprised by Hardy or
<v Speaker 2>or by RVD. Although given RVD being a tap by
<v Speaker 2>Abyss due to the oars from they and the big
<v Speaker 2>injury angle, yeah, that would be a swear of nobody
<v Speaker 2>would see. But even for this current group that would
<v Speaker 2>make no sense. Tina got some mainstream press the next
<v Speaker 2>day with the announcement that Jenny Farley Jwell of quote
<v Speaker 2>unquote Jersey Shore had agreed to do the October eleventh,
<v Speaker 2>impact taping for a reported fifteen thousand dollars.
<v Speaker 1>Well fifteen k rate for j Well.
<v Speaker 2>I believe there was something here. I didn't include it here,
<v Speaker 2>but there was on the next observer that's after this,
<v Speaker 2>there was some people not too thrilled in terms of
<v Speaker 2>the workers and people that work there of the fifteen
<v Speaker 2>thousand dollars payoff that Jaywell reportedly got. But TNA management
<v Speaker 2>was telling them that was not true.
<v Speaker 1>So what about what about Ronnie came in, he worked
<v Speaker 1>on that run. Your tears don't mean dick to me
<v Speaker 1>to say, you.
<v Speaker 2>Know, I'll go to the fucking switch of tonight and
<v Speaker 2>I'll fuck it. Meltzer writes, whether this or this does
<v Speaker 2>or doesn't work, the fact is Teena's angles reviving ECW,
<v Speaker 2>spoofing Jersey Shore, doing another nWo revival, and whenever they
<v Speaker 2>do the next Montreal screwjob finish. None address the biggest problem.
<v Speaker 2>TENA doesn't make stars, Meltzer rights, TINA has no developmental
<v Speaker 2>system to group its own future stars and recruits nobody.
<v Speaker 2>Young guys are constantly playing second Fido, the people who
<v Speaker 2>can't deliver in the ring anymore. That was the case
<v Speaker 2>in WCW and they had to. Basically, they had basically
<v Speaker 2>two and a half years of success with it before
<v Speaker 2>the walls came tumbling down, and much of the same
<v Speaker 2>crew as here now only twelve years older. Probably the
<v Speaker 2>most telling aspect of this is independent promoters who have
<v Speaker 2>noticed to me that Samoa Joe meant more on the
<v Speaker 2>independent scene as a drawl during his run as Arwitz
<v Speaker 2>champion with no television than he does after five years
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<v Speaker 2>from The Observer, October twenty fifth, twenty ten. To round
<v Speaker 2>things out here, Meltzer writ some video game notes. The
<v Speaker 2>trieplay A game just came out to little publicity. The
<v Speaker 2>Metacritics site had yet to post even one review of
<v Speaker 2>the game as of the weekend, indicating pretty low interest.
<v Speaker 2>Triple A has been has so little visibility in the
<v Speaker 2>US that it has very limited in what it could do.
<v Speaker 2>The EA MMA game came out this week as well.
<v Speaker 2>Meltzer says, I've heard some concern how it will be
<v Speaker 2>based on pre orders. The online buzz metrics are way
<v Speaker 2>behind SVR eleven. Although I'd expect a game that is
<v Speaker 2>essentially a strikeforce game to hardly have this kind of
<v Speaker 2>buzz of a WWE game. Did you have you played
<v Speaker 2>the Triple A game. I'm sure we've talked about it before,
<v Speaker 2>but I don't remember. I no, No, the Triple A
<v Speaker 2>game is fine if you've played the TNA game, and
<v Speaker 2>if you like the TNA game, it's the TNA game,
<v Speaker 2>but it feels slower, which is weird because you were
<v Speaker 2>to think, like a lucha game would be faster. But yeah,
<v Speaker 2>I means the Triple A game has its own story mode,
<v Speaker 2>which is fun. I think it's the first game that
<v Speaker 2>has to create a sign thing, which was fun. That's
<v Speaker 2>obviously later put in WWE games. It also had online
<v Speaker 2>mask versus mask and mask versus Hair matches, which was
<v Speaker 2>pretty fucking fun.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah. Sure that sounds fun.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, stuff like that. No mask versus I guess because
<v Speaker 2>that's like not a thing that happens in WWE, So like,
<v Speaker 2>why would they put that in a game? But that
<v Speaker 2>I always thought that was a cool idea.
<v Speaker 1>Why doesn't it happen at w W should be the question?
<v Speaker 1>We got to put that in w Mask versus Hair.
<v Speaker 2>Now, yeah, I mean they've done it right. They did
<v Speaker 2>it with Misterreu and punk and do you what do
<v Speaker 2>you remember about SVR eleven, Spake Versul twenty eleven.
<v Speaker 1>All those, all those Like really I remember Universe Mode Yeah, sure,
<v Speaker 1>eleven and like that was That's like the big thing
<v Speaker 1>that I remember was like, Wow, there's a lot of
<v Speaker 1>shit happened in this universe.
<v Speaker 2>Spiker Versa All twenty eleven. I remember it because it
<v Speaker 2>was I think it was the first game with the
<v Speaker 2>new like weapon physics. Like I vividly remember being able
<v Speaker 2>to like do crazy shit onto ladders and like fucking
<v Speaker 2>they would get stuck in the ladder and ship and
<v Speaker 2>the weapons.
<v Speaker 1>Oh yeah, dude, I would spend the entire marriage if
<v Speaker 1>it was no DQ like just trying to put stuff together. Yeah,
<v Speaker 1>it was awesome. That shit did kick ass and then
<v Speaker 1>it was gone the next year. Uh and the EA
<v Speaker 1>MMA game. Do you ever play that? Uh? E A
<v Speaker 1>M m A. I know I watched a video on
<v Speaker 1>it though.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I watched it. I played the demo. I remember that,
<v Speaker 2>and I remember not liking it, so I didn't buy it.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah. It had fad Or on it, right, it did.
<v Speaker 2>It had Fador and Randy Kutour.
<v Speaker 1>That makes sense. I think they both were like on
<v Speaker 1>the Yachts or UFC at the time.
<v Speaker 2>They were he had Dana White heat and I think
<v Speaker 2>Bobby Lashley is in that game as well.
<v Speaker 1>Oh nice, But.
<v Speaker 2>I remember I remember looking at it and looked I
<v Speaker 2>mean I watched the video on it maybe in the
<v Speaker 2>past year, and it looked better than I remembered it.
<v Speaker 2>So maybe it's something we got to give give another
<v Speaker 2>shot here too. Last couple of things here, uh and
<v Speaker 2>teena more news here. Bishoff was said to be mad
<v Speaker 2>at the coverage of the ten to fourteen television show
<v Speaker 2>that's the one we're reviewing tonight, doing the big ratings
<v Speaker 2>because of people tuning out throughout the show. Apparently what
<v Speaker 2>got heat is someone who before the quarters came in
<v Speaker 2>but after the initial rating came in outright told Dixie
<v Speaker 2>Carter what the pattern would be and ended up being
<v Speaker 2>right on the money, and that got to Bischoff. Bischof's
<v Speaker 2>response was that they set up six months worth of
<v Speaker 2>angles and thus the show was a big success. One
<v Speaker 2>person in the company noted, quote, don't you love it?
<v Speaker 2>How Eric Bischof says he has nothing to do with
<v Speaker 2>creative when the numbers are down or the show sucks,
<v Speaker 2>but it is the first one to congratulate himself on
<v Speaker 2>Twitter and Facebook when Impact or Reaction does a good number.
<v Speaker 2>He's not going anywhere, but Dixie is on to him,
<v Speaker 2>and enough people have complained that he has lost a
<v Speaker 2>lot of his clout. Unlike Hogan, who is well liked,
<v Speaker 2>and Russo, who people roll their eyes when talking about
<v Speaker 2>his booking but don't personally dislike him. You get a
<v Speaker 2>lot of negative on Bischoff more because of how he
<v Speaker 2>cares himself and relates to talented than for his actual decisions.
<v Speaker 2>And I think that's like a lot of this era
<v Speaker 2>of TNA is a lot of that right there, that
<v Speaker 2>you know, the wrong people may be making decisions because
<v Speaker 2>they were brought in on a lot of money, so
<v Speaker 2>they have to make discison.
<v Speaker 1>I mean, is twenty ten TNA like one of the
<v Speaker 1>most cursed years for a wrestling company ever?
<v Speaker 5>I mean, it's got to be close, right, I mean
<v Speaker 5>you got to talk about like, I mean, there's like
<v Speaker 5>forty different like game breaking decisions that were made right
<v Speaker 5>in like, yeah, three hundred and sixty five days.
<v Speaker 1>I mean, WCW probably had like a pretty similar year.
<v Speaker 1>I don't know if they were as memorable like their
<v Speaker 1>mistakes were. I don't want to say they're not as memorable.
<v Speaker 1>That's not sure.
<v Speaker 2>They might be more memorable just because of the access
<v Speaker 2>they have, like people have too, because of the network
<v Speaker 2>and stuff. And obviously WWE documentaries have told WCW's fuck
<v Speaker 2>up stories more than their successes.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, but I have a lot of twenty ten TNA
<v Speaker 1>like thoughts that are not good.
<v Speaker 2>Well, dude, this is the same year. You know, the
<v Speaker 2>January of this year was when they did they went
<v Speaker 2>against Roll and you know, like the Hogan and like,
<v Speaker 2>this is the same year Hogan just got here.
<v Speaker 1>In January, Thacker two said we are out of here.
<v Speaker 1>Take our ship off that canvas. No six sides, fuck you,
<v Speaker 1>We're out here. Yeah, dude, do you remember the only
<v Speaker 1>sponsored t and I had forever was that that car sponsor?
<v Speaker 1>Fuck what was it some Auto parts or something?
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, fun remember that.
<v Speaker 1>I just remember every time every show was like thanks to.
<v Speaker 2>Direct Auto, Direct Auto. Yeah, thank you.
<v Speaker 1>No, we want Stacker two in this, bitch, put that
<v Speaker 1>back in the ring. Where's the six sides? I want?
<v Speaker 2>I want Larry's Abisco uh dig pills or whatever.
<v Speaker 1>The Morpho Flex please now, Gretchen Wieners fucking DVD put
<v Speaker 1>it back up there now.
<v Speaker 2>But you got to give us six sides. We're not
<v Speaker 2>sponsoring this little dinky ring.
<v Speaker 1>Four sides for sponsors are six sides for sponsors. I mean, like,
<v Speaker 1>come on, dude, something makes here?
<v Speaker 2>That is it for the absor observer portion of this
<v Speaker 2>low let's talk about ten Impact October fourteenth, twenty ten. Sadly,
<v Speaker 2>let's not talk about it.
<v Speaker 1>Well, I mean, they do all the talking.
<v Speaker 2>They do so much fucking talking.
<v Speaker 1>All right, let's get into this impact here right off
<v Speaker 1>the bat here, I just want to let everybody know
<v Speaker 1>that this episode of TNA did have an overrun in
<v Speaker 1>the main event, so there was even more of this
<v Speaker 1>show that meets the eye on TNA. Plus it doesn't
<v Speaker 1>actually in the show, It just kind of goes through
<v Speaker 1>the match, but on the actual airing of this it
<v Speaker 1>goes off the air and then comes back on the
<v Speaker 1>air as TNA reaction.
<v Speaker 2>So at what point was that at the bell.
<v Speaker 1>So RVD at the end of the show does a
<v Speaker 1>moon salt to the floor and Mike Today says.
<v Speaker 2>We're at a time stay right TNA reaction, Yes, okay, right, yeah, So.
<v Speaker 1>We got the end of that and then T and
<v Speaker 1>A reaction was basically your ECW pulp fiction finish right
<v Speaker 1>like this is this is everybody reacting to what just
<v Speaker 1>happened on the show, all the wrestlers, you get your
<v Speaker 1>backstage stuff and things like that.
<v Speaker 2>And that's kind of a tena plus to have combined
<v Speaker 2>that because like they very easily could have not.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I assume what they did right was they just
<v Speaker 1>filmed it all the way through and then they just
<v Speaker 1>did like an extra voice over for like they put
<v Speaker 1>it there, Hey, stay tuned, and then they just went
<v Speaker 1>back to it. You know. Sure, yeah, time efficient way
<v Speaker 1>to do that. But yeah, I thought I would mention
<v Speaker 1>that this episode was about an hour thirty. It was
<v Speaker 1>a two hour impact and there was so much fucking
<v Speaker 1>talking on this show. Everybody, Like I don't know what
<v Speaker 1>to tell you other than they talked and talked and Bishoff.
<v Speaker 1>If there was a segment without Bishoff, like you know,
<v Speaker 1>he's coming, Like it's not gonna be too long before
<v Speaker 1>he's back out here.
<v Speaker 2>If he's not in it, they're talking about him at
<v Speaker 2>the very least, like he's he's in every he's a
<v Speaker 2>part of every angle in the company.
<v Speaker 1>We have a code open here. They're coming their arrival.
<v Speaker 1>I will give it to them. The boards were talking
<v Speaker 1>about ten ten ten. I mean the boards thought Chris
<v Speaker 1>Jericho was coming, The boards thought Batista was here, the
<v Speaker 1>boards thought, you know, they were just thinking Goldberg was coming.
<v Speaker 2>Okay, I vividly remember the Goldberg one.
<v Speaker 1>That was everything. Anytime TNA, anytime Dixie got on the
<v Speaker 1>PR machine and started going nuts about something, you were like,
<v Speaker 1>oh my god, Goldberg's here, Oh my god, Chris Jericho finally, like,
<v Speaker 1>this is everyone's thoughts back then. It's all the time. Yeah,
<v Speaker 1>you're right, but no, it was not. It was Jeff
<v Speaker 1>Hardy betraying everyone at Bound for Glory, Damn joining Hogan Bischoff,
<v Speaker 1>Jeff Jarrett an abyss ten ten. They were all here already.
<v Speaker 1>Weird Yeah tricks Mark dude.
<v Speaker 2>That wow. I mean, I don't remember how it was,
<v Speaker 2>but I imagine everyone shit on this crazy.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I imagine. So, I mean, this was an interesting
<v Speaker 1>route to take. I can't say that Jeff Hardy turning
<v Speaker 1>Hill wasn't interesting, because it definitely was. People wanted to see,
<v Speaker 1>you know, what can this guy do when he's not
<v Speaker 1>doing the thing he's been doing for you know, tens
<v Speaker 1>or so years at this point.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, and uh well we know how that ends, sadly, but.
<v Speaker 1>You know what a shame too, man, what a fucking shame.
<v Speaker 2>He looked cool as fuck.
<v Speaker 1>He I mean he looked generationally cool. Yeah, Like, man,
<v Speaker 1>this guy was like the king of this shit, you know, yes.
<v Speaker 2>Like he could have been like uh yeah, I mean
<v Speaker 2>I this is a run that could have went for
<v Speaker 2>a while. Like not the group obviously, but you know,
<v Speaker 2>Jeff Hardy is a top heel, Like why the fuck not?
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, Like, I mean we'll talk about when he comes
<v Speaker 1>out here, his new look and all that, but yeah,
<v Speaker 1>like this could have been a generational heel turned. I
<v Speaker 1>know that sounds ridiculous. Twenty ten Jeff party attorney heels
<v Speaker 1>something in teenage Yeah, right, like but like it was
<v Speaker 1>they were cooking and Jeff was super inspired and yeah,
<v Speaker 1>sadly it ends at Victory Road when Jeff shows up
<v Speaker 1>to the pay per view fucked up and stink says
<v Speaker 1>I agreed.
<v Speaker 2>Stick at some of the Shoot Scorpion Death draw.
<v Speaker 1>So we get a code open number two. Bischoff is
<v Speaker 1>talking to a dude in the parking lot that doesn't
<v Speaker 1>show up anymore on this episode. His name is Guy Blake.
<v Speaker 2>Guy Blake is here and Bischoff stops him. He says,
<v Speaker 2>whoa where are you going? Guy says, I'm gonna go
<v Speaker 2>see my client. Guy Blake says this. Of course I
<v Speaker 2>wrote the guy, but I guess he is guy no
<v Speaker 2>matter what.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, mister guy.
<v Speaker 2>So Guy Blake is Dixie's lawyer attorney. I guess and
<v Speaker 2>and sent the So Okay, I have to explain some
<v Speaker 2>of this here.
<v Speaker 1>So there was a.
<v Speaker 2>Contract that was sent for Dixie to sign that and
<v Speaker 2>Bischoff gave you her to sign. I don't remember what
<v Speaker 2>it was actually supposed to be, but they somehow they
<v Speaker 2>got this contract to give the Dixie and switch it
<v Speaker 2>out for another contract, and she didn't read it, and
<v Speaker 2>she signed it and signed over the company.
<v Speaker 1>Again. Yeah, that's actually that's all right.
<v Speaker 2>So that's what the issue is are Guy Blake is saying,
<v Speaker 2>that's not the contract. I said you, Eric, I sent
<v Speaker 2>you a different contract for her to sign, and Bischoff says,
<v Speaker 2>you suggesting something the farious is going on. Guy Blake says,
<v Speaker 2>I'm suggesting you changed the contract, which is exactly what
<v Speaker 2>happened this is on TV like, I don't know how
<v Speaker 2>legally this works. Can you Can you just lie to somebody,
<v Speaker 2>like show them a contract and give them a different
<v Speaker 2>one and they sign it and that's still binding.
<v Speaker 1>No, I don't think. Yeah, I think. Guy Blake even says, like,
<v Speaker 1>you know, this isn't like holding up or whatever.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, this is bullshit.
<v Speaker 1>And Bischoff is like, yeah, well, we'll just hold you
<v Speaker 1>up in court for five years, and during those five years,
<v Speaker 1>we'll just run CNN.
<v Speaker 2>He says, millions of people saw you want to take
<v Speaker 2>me to court. I'll see you in five or six years.
<v Speaker 2>You can tell your story to or a jury. Oly shit,
<v Speaker 2>He says, Well, in the meantime, you're trustpassing, So get
<v Speaker 2>the hell out of here, and Guy Blake points at him,
<v Speaker 2>and Guy Blake says, this isn't the last you'll see
<v Speaker 2>of me, and he leaves. Now, I'm not a DNA
<v Speaker 2>twenty ten yossuer, but I don't have much recollection of
<v Speaker 2>Guy Blake and his run here.
<v Speaker 1>He turned around, he got some mahi mahi, so he said,
<v Speaker 1>I forgot why I came. So now it's time for
<v Speaker 1>the immortal town hall. Can you call this a town hall?
<v Speaker 2>Is this not more like a goddamn like this is
<v Speaker 2>a presentation like a TV movie presentation. This is so
<v Speaker 2>fucking long. This is an.
<v Speaker 1>Unm d.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, get in fucking come out. Unbelievable amount of pyro.
<v Speaker 1>First off, they're not immortal. They're not immortal yet. No,
<v Speaker 1>they are Team Hogan, right, and they're about to become immortal.
<v Speaker 2>Brother, does he have that yet?
<v Speaker 1>I don't know. Probably not gonna stresh off of back surgery.
<v Speaker 2>Sure, that's what the surgery was, dude, that's fresh up.
<v Speaker 2>I had to go to a hospital get a tattoo
<v Speaker 2>because how big my back is.
<v Speaker 1>Brother. They said they never see it back like this, Dude.
<v Speaker 1>They said, that's an immortal back, right, damn brother, I said,
<v Speaker 1>put that on me.
<v Speaker 2>Oh brother, there's so much fucking pyro here. Hogan is
<v Speaker 2>playing the crutch like a guitar. This is a theme
<v Speaker 2>that will continue through the whole show, that he plays
<v Speaker 2>the crutch like a guitar. Mike Today on Commentary says
<v Speaker 2>that the fans hatred reflects their true feelings on Hogan
<v Speaker 2>and Bischoff. He says this as they're walking down the
<v Speaker 2>ramp and fans are bowing to them, but then they
<v Speaker 2>show shot a like the people in the front road
<v Speaker 2>booing them, So I guess there's a mixed reaction here.
<v Speaker 1>The mixed reaction is all so long as all the heels,
<v Speaker 1>all the heels are cheered, all the baby faces are booed,
<v Speaker 1>and then they come back from commercial, and now it's
<v Speaker 1>flip flopped. Who knows?
<v Speaker 2>Interesting? Oh yeah, it's weird. Hopefully there wasn't somebody at
<v Speaker 2>rings I yelling at them.
<v Speaker 1>They were so calval sit down, now, stand up, cheer.
<v Speaker 1>So this segment, this this immortal town Hall, goes as
<v Speaker 1>long as a goddamn sixty minute adrenaline rush episode of
<v Speaker 1>DNA would go without commercials.
<v Speaker 2>It's legit thirty minutes, right.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, it's like legit forever. I was like, yeah, so
<v Speaker 1>blown away by the fact that we got a two
<v Speaker 1>seg opener town Hall.
<v Speaker 2>Oh my god, I don't know.
<v Speaker 1>If I've ever I've seen that. I message you and
<v Speaker 1>I said, has there ever been a segment as long
<v Speaker 1>as this to open a show that we've ever watched?
<v Speaker 2>We've definitely. So we watched a Nitro that had like
<v Speaker 2>no wrestling for like the first hour at all.
<v Speaker 1>That was different, that was different sets.
<v Speaker 2>Yes, and it was that's what I yeah. I don't
<v Speaker 2>think it was one continuous seg for a half hour.
<v Speaker 2>I mean, we've watched you know, a Reign of Terror,
<v Speaker 2>Triple H era of stuff, and I don't know if
<v Speaker 2>he's ever talked this long.
<v Speaker 1>We watched these two dudes, Hole Cocain, Eric Bischoff sit
<v Speaker 1>here for thirty minutes, and then the ring turns into
<v Speaker 1>like twelve people by the end of it.
<v Speaker 2>It's like a royal rumble of a people, and then
<v Speaker 2>there's more people. I'll do the best that I can,
<v Speaker 2>hear James, so feel free, you know, just fucking cut
<v Speaker 2>me off when you need to.
<v Speaker 1>I wish somebody would have cut this off.
<v Speaker 2>So Hogan says, well, I like to welcome all the
<v Speaker 2>TNA maniacs to my company. Eric and I decided enough
<v Speaker 2>of the gaga. Oh I don't know, liar liar, dude.
<v Speaker 1>Every time we watched twenty it's Hull Cogan getting in
<v Speaker 1>the ring and going all right, Tina's been sucking again.
<v Speaker 1>It's enough of that gaga.
<v Speaker 2>It's time to restart this rinky dinker ring gaga.
<v Speaker 1>Ah, dude, how many times does Hogan have to come
<v Speaker 1>in the ring and say, oh, I'm sorry about that. Brother.
<v Speaker 1>There's been a lot of Gaga run here recently, not anymore.
<v Speaker 2>It wasn't my fault, dude, They must have been Dixie
<v Speaker 2>Carter's fault. Book and this shit he is they kind
<v Speaker 2>of saying that later too, Hogan says it was time
<v Speaker 2>to take what was ours. Then he puts the mic
<v Speaker 2>down again and off Mike says, or she hiding that man,
<v Speaker 2>And then Punker says listening to insane style is back
<v Speaker 2>thereof shadow boxing and says, off Mike, she's in the
<v Speaker 2>back lying with Serge Man.
<v Speaker 1>That's her husband.
<v Speaker 2>Hogan says, well, you know there's a motive to this madness.
<v Speaker 2>We try to do this easy way, but no, Dixie
<v Speaker 2>wanted to do it the hard way. She caughted me
<v Speaker 2>into coming here in the TNA.
<v Speaker 1>She just coned you. She made me like a ridiculous
<v Speaker 1>amount of money. Yeah, dude, there was a whole press
<v Speaker 1>conference with Spike TV. Spike TV, hey rolled your contract.
<v Speaker 2>She promised me to the keys to the car, brother,
<v Speaker 2>She promised to take all my ideas to take the
<v Speaker 2>company to the next level.
<v Speaker 1>But no, Eric, he's standing in a four cycle right now,
<v Speaker 1>and he had val Venus b fucking Christoph Daniels. Like,
<v Speaker 1>everything you said happened, dude.
<v Speaker 2>The Nasty Boys were on the show for at least
<v Speaker 2>three months. What are you talking about, dude?
<v Speaker 1>Holy shit? Wow? And they were feuding with the Dudy Boys,
<v Speaker 1>and they said, why'd they go to Japan? Huh fat
<v Speaker 1>to work the tokyo? Don't fuck you man? Like what?
<v Speaker 2>Well, Dixie didn't want to do it the easy way,
<v Speaker 2>so I just took and I just grabbed everything that
<v Speaker 2>was promised to me, and I made it ours. Brother.
<v Speaker 2>This is now a company of Hollywood Hogan's Immortals. Brother, immortals,
<v Speaker 2>this is what he's a stinking.
<v Speaker 1>Stupid, fucking company. Burnt my damn back, brother.
<v Speaker 2>I had to get many surgeries and tattoos, dude, to
<v Speaker 2>cover up the stench of this company.
<v Speaker 1>Brother, Dr Peppers said. Dr Pepper said, why you got
<v Speaker 1>so much gut got you're back, dude, I said, because
<v Speaker 1>I have to come over and chase the game. Brother.
<v Speaker 2>Dr Pepper told me, I got a case of condit his.
<v Speaker 1>Brother, So I got a second hearing brothers from doctor Bunner.
<v Speaker 1>He said, I'm good, dude, I'm a mortal brother.
<v Speaker 2>And he gave me this I mortal crunch, dude, Hogan
<v Speaker 2>says with us at the helm, this company's gonna live forever.
<v Speaker 2>I mean it doesn't die well if I'm sure you know,
<v Speaker 2>I guess you know what spiritually?
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I mean it died spiritually rest in peace. H
<v Speaker 1>earlier this year, in twenty ten.
<v Speaker 2>So yeah, that's fair. Uh so, Bischoff says, uh hell of,
<v Speaker 2>that's got hell of a ring too. A partner. Now,
<v Speaker 2>Hogan is on his cell phone, staring down at the screen, laughing,
<v Speaker 2>that was his cell phone.
<v Speaker 1>I thought he broke out his TOMAGATCHI checks on his
<v Speaker 1>little dude brother. He's good, dude, this a little immortal cat.
<v Speaker 1>Check out this little guy. This thing is gonna live forever.
<v Speaker 1>That looks cool. We should have to go over Christian Daniels. Dude,
<v Speaker 1>Fuck that guy brother, he tried, he tried to have
<v Speaker 1>a food man shoe. Fuck that guy.
<v Speaker 2>Dude, who's gonna be bringing to beat him? Where's he says, all?
<v Speaker 2>Where's Chris? He's gonna lose handicampatch the night.
<v Speaker 1>Who else in this fucking company's got a food man shoe? Dude?
<v Speaker 1>Bring him buy here right now? You better not let
<v Speaker 1>her dand ever get one of those.
<v Speaker 2>Bischof says, this isn't as much of a hostel takeover
<v Speaker 2>as it is a work of art, and most people
<v Speaker 2>didn't see it coming, and most people in this company
<v Speaker 2>were like a deer in headlights. So how about we
<v Speaker 2>walk him through our master play in And that's what
<v Speaker 2>I knew. I was in for an egregious amount of
<v Speaker 2>fucking talking because I thought they were just gonna lay
<v Speaker 2>it all out here. But I forgot. They gotta fucking
<v Speaker 2>bring it, like the whole team isn't out here. So
<v Speaker 2>now I gotta fucking deal with this over and over again.
<v Speaker 1>I mean, yeah, I mean they have to explain it.
<v Speaker 1>They have to explain it. I mean they've been building
<v Speaker 1>this up forever, right, like this has been an on
<v Speaker 1>screen TV thing for weeks and weeks and weeks. They
<v Speaker 1>sold a big pay per view on it. Sure, at
<v Speaker 1>least they can do is explain it.
<v Speaker 2>Sure, but did they have to take this log?
<v Speaker 1>Well, they added some more parts here.
<v Speaker 2>Okay, you're right, I don't know what's going on. So
<v Speaker 2>Bischoff says, welcome to the ring. A member of Team
<v Speaker 2>Hogan abyss, and Hogan goes yeah, raises his arms up.
<v Speaker 2>So a Biss comes out here with Janice, which is
<v Speaker 2>his two by four with nails in it, and a
<v Speaker 2>biscuits in the ring, and Hogan goes, my.
<v Speaker 1>Son, my so what, Yeah, that's right, he's.
<v Speaker 2>He's now Kevin Sullivan. What the fuck. You can't beat
<v Speaker 2>Kevin Sullivan. Kevin Sullivan trying to kill you? Time comes
<v Speaker 2>for us all, Abyss says, for months, he prophesied on
<v Speaker 2>ten ten ten that they were to arrive to take control,
<v Speaker 2>and then no one believed me. Well believe this, Oh,
<v Speaker 2>we are in control of TEENA. Then he looks at
<v Speaker 2>Hogan and he says, I am your soldier and I
<v Speaker 2>follow your orders, and I will destroy anything or anyone
<v Speaker 2>who stands at our way.
<v Speaker 1>And I was like, oh so so Bischoff, Bischoff like
<v Speaker 1>explains what happened, like the whole gimmick. So Hogan gave
<v Speaker 1>his Hall of famering to Abyss, and then Abyss turned
<v Speaker 1>on Hogan, and Bischoff said that didn't make any sense,
<v Speaker 1>or did it? See? Our TV was shitty on purpose,
<v Speaker 1>he fucking marks and it worked because look at us now.
<v Speaker 2>Hey stop turning out, Hey, what are you doing? He
<v Speaker 2>can I care and take this this beating. Get back here.
<v Speaker 2>Hogan takes the mic and he says, my son, my son,
<v Speaker 2>it is your destiny and now you are mine. What
<v Speaker 2>what you will live forever because you are immortal Abyss,
<v Speaker 2>immortal Abyss. That's like his edge, and Abyss says, yes, sir,
<v Speaker 2>Hulk Oh, I hate you. I hate you, and I've
<v Speaker 2>always hated you. What the fuck?
<v Speaker 1>Wow? I mean it takes a special kind of brain
<v Speaker 1>to see Abyss and go yeah, man, that guy should
<v Speaker 1>be with Hulk Hogan, like.
<v Speaker 2>Bischoff says, we could have done it without another individual
<v Speaker 2>that I have come to know and love is one
<v Speaker 2>of us. Again, if I'm not mistaken. This is after
<v Speaker 2>Bischoff had tormented we have Jared for months and made
<v Speaker 2>him like change in a fucking trailer outside and just
<v Speaker 2>made him a janitor and kicked his s That's right.
<v Speaker 2>This was also a part of the plan.
<v Speaker 1>Our TV was shitty on purpose, brother, and we worked.
<v Speaker 1>You dude could be.
<v Speaker 2>Jof says, we all didn't always see eyed eye, but
<v Speaker 2>it didn't take long for us to figure out that
<v Speaker 2>this individual is cut from the same cloth, and he
<v Speaker 2>is also a guy that knew where all the bodies
<v Speaker 2>were buried.
<v Speaker 1>Dude. That's why I was like, wait, who's coming out?
<v Speaker 2>That could be Shane McMahon. It was, without further ado,
<v Speaker 2>the founder of TEENA and a man that I have
<v Speaker 2>ultimate respect for. Double j Jeff Jarrett. So Jeff Jarret
<v Speaker 2>comes out to my world. His shirt is awesome. By
<v Speaker 2>the way, did you see this shirt the skeleton holding
<v Speaker 2>the guitar.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah I did see it. Yeah, sure kicks ass.
<v Speaker 2>Jared comes out and like an un commentary talks about
<v Speaker 2>how he watched Jared work hand in hand with Dixie
<v Speaker 2>Carter for the past eight years to make the organization
<v Speaker 2>and success. Well some things. I guess you're not meant
<v Speaker 2>to last, though.
<v Speaker 1>Joe's gonna kill you. That's all the crowd is channing.
<v Speaker 2>Joe's at the bell.
<v Speaker 1>Be here, give a minute, right, yea, fair enough.
<v Speaker 2>So Jared gets in the ring and he hugs Hogan
<v Speaker 2>and Hogan goes aha, and I right, my son, by son,
<v Speaker 2>you are now Mortal, Jared. The first day of Mortal,
<v Speaker 2>they're all related by the first name.
<v Speaker 1>Everyone gets to be first name of Mortal. But there's
<v Speaker 1>a little too many Christophers in the company, said Daniels,
<v Speaker 1>go ahead and drop.
<v Speaker 2>That, buddy and shave your mouth.
<v Speaker 1>Why don't you come out here and you just get
<v Speaker 1>railed by all of us. Mortal is gonna run a trailer,
<v Speaker 1>you bitch. You don't get to be fortunate either. Fuck you.
<v Speaker 2>We're all gonna do like trumps.
<v Speaker 1>Fortune for fuck.
<v Speaker 2>So I'm pretty sure he's he signs to r O
<v Speaker 2>H like this year, right might be.
<v Speaker 1>So he's like, actually gone, that's so fucking funny. Oh
<v Speaker 1>my god. They were just like, fuck you, get out
<v Speaker 1>of here. Here's all the biggest and best TNA guys
<v Speaker 1>of all time, and it's like a j group Kaz
<v Speaker 1>Beer money, Matt Morgan.
<v Speaker 2>Oh, that's a Mortal Morgan. Dude.
<v Speaker 1>Wow.
<v Speaker 2>So Jared says, uh, do you know what it felt
<v Speaker 2>like to me personally that Dixie Carter took a company
<v Speaker 2>that I started and founded right out from underneath my
<v Speaker 2>nose and she used daddy's money. Yeah, she used daddy's
<v Speaker 2>money to run me right out of my office. And
<v Speaker 2>it's been a pleasure to work with Eric Bischoff. It's
<v Speaker 2>been a joy to working with the immortal one Hall
<v Speaker 2>Cogan because we gave the entire Carter family exactly what
<v Speaker 2>they deserved, and now everyone has to play by the
<v Speaker 2>new rules, and those new rules are dictated by the
<v Speaker 2>new regime.
<v Speaker 1>There's too much. God, guy, this fucking company.
<v Speaker 2>The name either here James T. Bogan Immortal New Regime.
<v Speaker 2>We're kind of still bouncing some stuff around here to
<v Speaker 2>try to figure out what this group is called. So uh,
<v Speaker 2>he says that, and then Fortunes music hits. You know,
<v Speaker 2>the guys in the ring sell to the stage and
<v Speaker 2>there's just kind of silence because I don't know if
<v Speaker 2>this is like a new version of Fortunes or something,
<v Speaker 2>but it didn't really get a bunch of reaction, and
<v Speaker 2>Tads on commentary says, who Fortune, I don't get this mic.
<v Speaker 1>This is the most insane music of all time that hits.
<v Speaker 1>It's outwalks fortune for fortune. There's seven people that walk
<v Speaker 1>out here.
<v Speaker 2>You know, the Four Horsemen had a billion people, so
<v Speaker 2>I guess that's fine.
<v Speaker 1>There goes like Horsemen were four and JJ Dillons.
<v Speaker 2>Oh this is four guys. Here's four of them. Aj Styles,
<v Speaker 2>James Storm, Bobby Rude, Kazarian and Doug Williams and Me
<v Speaker 2>Morgan ed where did Doug Williams and Matt Morgan come from.
<v Speaker 2>I was so it took me so long to figure
<v Speaker 2>out that that was Doug Williams because I was like,
<v Speaker 2>is is because it looked like him to me, But
<v Speaker 2>I was like, is he where's British invasion? Or is
<v Speaker 2>that not a What am I missing here? But because
<v Speaker 2>I don't remember Doug Williams being a part.
<v Speaker 1>Of this, Desmond Wolf was a part of this.
<v Speaker 2>Oh yeah, that's right. I think he's coming back soon
<v Speaker 2>here too, but he's obviously not here.
<v Speaker 1>Now what do they just slot in Doug Williams?
<v Speaker 2>I know, we didn't know the British guy in the
<v Speaker 2>group to hit the role. Yeah, all the boys come
<v Speaker 2>out here and Flair gets in the ring and he says,
<v Speaker 2>I know that in your absence, you I'm probably been
<v Speaker 2>watching the show.
<v Speaker 1>We're fifteen fucking minutes in already, We're fifteen minutes and
<v Speaker 1>Fortune four is walking out here. Seven motherfuckers are hitting
<v Speaker 1>the ring fifteen minutes of the show, is like, what
<v Speaker 1>the fuck?
<v Speaker 2>That probably explains Hogan, you know, constantly saying that this
<v Speaker 2>show sucks, that he needs to be restarted. Here says
<v Speaker 2>that Hogan doesn't watch this show.
<v Speaker 1>Flair doesn't watch it either, he's spending carry Silken's money
<v Speaker 1>at the bar.
<v Speaker 2>So Flaire says, you probably been watching the show, but
<v Speaker 2>the word of mouth should have told you that this
<v Speaker 2>company is run by fortune. And someone throws up the
<v Speaker 2>stupid fortune hand signal that Doug Williams never figures out Flair.
<v Speaker 2>He says, this show is not run by you, not
<v Speaker 2>run by you, and he says, something gets fucking censored here.
<v Speaker 2>I think at Abyss, I don't know what he called him,
<v Speaker 2>and not by you, and he says, oh good, twenty
<v Speaker 2>five years, I've hited your guts and you've made him
<v Speaker 2>mine and nothing changes. And tonight you either walk away
<v Speaker 2>or I walk away somebody and he points behind him
<v Speaker 2>right here. It's prepared to die?
<v Speaker 1>How about you?
<v Speaker 2>Said?
<v Speaker 1>Oh? Oh fuck, all right, all right, Flair Flair and
<v Speaker 1>TNA like is a different beast, Like he's he's awesome.
<v Speaker 1>Actually yeah, like he like he's just letting it fly. Yeah,
<v Speaker 1>you're a bitch and all of us we're prepared to
<v Speaker 1>die for this shit? Are you?
<v Speaker 2>What are you gonna do about it? Yeah? I mean
<v Speaker 2>he was definitely like, I don't know how much he
<v Speaker 2>enjoyed his time in TNA or really cared about what was.
<v Speaker 1>Going on here. Probably doesn't remember it, that's probably true.
<v Speaker 2>But when he was on, like you know, when the
<v Speaker 2>red light's on, fucking Flair was there.
<v Speaker 1>He was. I mean, you gotta say he had some
<v Speaker 1>legendary entery stuff in DNA. Yeah he did.
<v Speaker 2>So Hogan fucking steps up to me and says, how
<v Speaker 2>about just me and you Flare, and Flair says, oh
<v Speaker 2>wow about it. He fucking starts taking his jacket off.
<v Speaker 2>He's gonna fight, And Hogan and Flair start walking towards
<v Speaker 2>each other and they're going face to face. The boys
<v Speaker 2>are trying to hold him back, and then they hug.
<v Speaker 2>They hug a.
<v Speaker 1>Mortal flare of mortal flares here, my son. I was
<v Speaker 1>just thinking. I was just thinking, like what if Fortune
<v Speaker 1>four had more people?
<v Speaker 2>I mean, it's maybe Fortune forty is what it eats,
<v Speaker 2>you know.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, that's how I was sinking, and like yeah, yeah, yeah,
<v Speaker 1>TNA will give you the answers before you even have
<v Speaker 1>the questions.
<v Speaker 2>People you wanted to do.
<v Speaker 1>We're looking at a new regime, right, like the new
<v Speaker 1>evil regime that's taken over TNA. Who should fight those guys?
<v Speaker 1>Maybe AJ's styles, maybe a little beer money. No, they
<v Speaker 1>should join them. I think they should join them ediately
<v Speaker 1>fucking killed.
<v Speaker 2>Why the fuck didn't they just join them at the
<v Speaker 2>pay per view? Like what was this for?
<v Speaker 1>Well, they they already had a lot going on over
<v Speaker 1>there at the pay review, so they just needed something
<v Speaker 1>for the next night, you.
<v Speaker 2>Know, I didn't want to overshadow the Jeff Hardy thing,
<v Speaker 2>I guess.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah. Yeah, And they're gonna have him come out debut
<v Speaker 1>is new look and all that, So yeah, that's that's fair.
<v Speaker 2>Well, bitchoff now gets the mic again and he says,
<v Speaker 2>can you believe it? Twenty five years in the making,
<v Speaker 2>Hal Cogain and Rick Flair on the same team for
<v Speaker 2>the same reason, the fact that Dixie Carter had the
<v Speaker 2>audacity to bring in some used up garbage that she
<v Speaker 2>compared to Hogan and Flare And it was a nail
<v Speaker 2>in your coff and Carter, who the fuck is he
<v Speaker 2>talking about? Stinging nash Uh, I have no idea? Yeah, Like,
<v Speaker 2>who is the use of Christopher da Dude?
<v Speaker 1>Fuck that guy.
<v Speaker 2>He's been working for too fucking long, Dude, he was
<v Speaker 2>gonna be the higher power.
<v Speaker 1>Brother fishall starts like listing off ship Hogan just grass
<v Speaker 1>the like, and did I mention your brother? I fucking
<v Speaker 1>hate Christopher Davis. I just want to make that fucking clearer.
<v Speaker 2>You'll never see him here again. We got run of him,
<v Speaker 2>Dixie car.
<v Speaker 1>There's one person in this world, brother, that is not
<v Speaker 1>a bortal. It's Christopher fucking Daniels. To tell you that, dude,
<v Speaker 1>my doctor DoD you. Thunder and Pepper they both said,
<v Speaker 1>fuck that guy had a food too light and fuck you.
<v Speaker 2>They gotta cut him out for your health. Dude, I
<v Speaker 2>did cut him out. I can't, sir, oh, I will
<v Speaker 2>do that doctor over all, like Doc Pepper and Thunder.
<v Speaker 2>Uh So fucking Hogan is on the mic and says
<v Speaker 2>it was destiny and design, but in the master plan,
<v Speaker 2>the greatest wrestler of all time, Rick Flair was destined
<v Speaker 2>to make this plan work, brother, and Flair says, I
<v Speaker 2>swear to God, I'm gonna get up every day loving
<v Speaker 2>you more than I loved anything. And Hogan looks at
<v Speaker 2>him and says more than your five ex wives, and
<v Speaker 2>Flair says yeah, and wherever they are, they can all
<v Speaker 2>kiss my ass right now.
<v Speaker 1>Whoa I mean? Rick Flair is so red at this point.
<v Speaker 2>He is beat Red, I mean about his five ex
<v Speaker 2>wives after joining the Big Heel group in DNA.
<v Speaker 1>He is so red. Aj Styles in this era is
<v Speaker 1>always sunburnt. He is always sunburnt.
<v Speaker 2>Well, he's gotta stay on the beach with me, brother.
<v Speaker 1>Nuts Man.
<v Speaker 2>So now it's time to introduce the top guy, the
<v Speaker 2>world champion, Bishop says, the moment you've all been waiting for,
<v Speaker 2>the new regime. Not the name of the group wouldn't
<v Speaker 2>be here tonight if it were for our next guest,
<v Speaker 2>the star of the show, the most important person in
<v Speaker 2>the wrestling universe. He is not on our It's Jeff Hardy.
<v Speaker 2>So Jeff Hardy comes out to another me, which I
<v Speaker 2>like this song. Watch it definitely it works for this
<v Speaker 2>entrance for sure, because it's a lot you know less
<v Speaker 2>Jeff Hardy, I guess. So Jeff is starting to come
<v Speaker 2>out to you know, the fucking purple lights. Here, everything's dark,
<v Speaker 2>and for some reason it cuts to a shot of
<v Speaker 2>Hogan in the ring fixing his hair, just throwing his
<v Speaker 2>hair like back on his hands.
<v Speaker 1>Well, you know, they turn the lights off, brother, I
<v Speaker 1>gotta look good when they come back on.
<v Speaker 2>Dude, Jeff looks cool as fuck here.
<v Speaker 1>Jeff Hardy.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, Jeff Jared so.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, Jeff Hardy. Yeah, no, Jeff does. Jeff does look
<v Speaker 1>awesome when he come out here, am.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I mean like he's he looks like a fucking
<v Speaker 2>just a scumbag.
<v Speaker 1>Like. Yeah, So Jeff comes out here and he's got
<v Speaker 1>the he's got the Eagle TNA bell, which is awesome.
<v Speaker 1>He's got his hair slicked back, he's got a blonde
<v Speaker 1>streak in his hair, he's got a ripped up shirt on,
<v Speaker 1>he's got his pants on. Like he just looks like
<v Speaker 1>a scumbag. Yeah, that's the best way to put it.
<v Speaker 1>He actually takes us to the next level. Eventually starts
<v Speaker 1>smoking on the way to the ring. Dude, he carries
<v Speaker 1>the belt behind him. Was actually awesome. Yeah, smoking was awesome.
<v Speaker 1>Carries the belt like on his shoulder behind him. Oh
<v Speaker 1>yeah yeah, like he's he's a champion because he has
<v Speaker 1>to be. He's the only one that can do it,
<v Speaker 1>doesn't want.
<v Speaker 2>To but yeah, yeah, I mean, and I don't think
<v Speaker 2>they even nearly scratch the surface of what this could
<v Speaker 2>have been, right.
<v Speaker 1>No, I don't think so. I mean, you know, I
<v Speaker 1>can understand why they pivoted, but I mean you have to. Yeah,
<v Speaker 1>oh yeah, you absolutely have to. But yeah, they definitely
<v Speaker 1>didn't even get a chance to touch on any of this. No,
<v Speaker 1>I would have been interested to see what would have happened.
<v Speaker 1>I imagine you would have been championed for a lot longer.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I mean, god, damn yet, why not, right.
<v Speaker 1>I mean, gave him his own custom world title.
<v Speaker 2>There's a chance they would have turned him back pretty
<v Speaker 2>quickly too, though.
<v Speaker 1>They needed to face Jeff for when they went on
<v Speaker 1>the road for sure. Yeah, that's that's true. They could
<v Speaker 1>do stuff like this because the impact zone is going
<v Speaker 1>to be full regardless, right. That's which maybe is also
<v Speaker 1>a reason that TNA struggled.
<v Speaker 2>Maybe because like there was no repercussions for anything in
<v Speaker 2>that regard.
<v Speaker 1>They couldn't tell what was really over and what was
<v Speaker 1>it because it was gonna be full regardless. So but
<v Speaker 1>I guess it also allowed you to like really take
<v Speaker 1>it to the edges of creativity, like, not that they
<v Speaker 1>did a lot of the time, but you could have. Right.
<v Speaker 2>So, Jeff is standing in the middle of the ring, the
<v Speaker 2>crowd chainning you sold out at him. He spits his
<v Speaker 2>gum at the crowd, and he looks fucking cool as
<v Speaker 2>shit as we talked about. And Jeff says, first of all,
<v Speaker 2>I didn't sell out.
<v Speaker 1>I sold in. I sold in.
<v Speaker 2>That makes much sense, but that's fine. And he said
<v Speaker 2>popularity doesn't mean a damn thing to me. I blame you,
<v Speaker 2>I blame the people. I blame the cheers for my pain.
<v Speaker 2>I blame your greed for my anger and all the
<v Speaker 2>years I have de showed myself for you for what
<v Speaker 2>Hernie and a disk and pinch nerves. Nah, these men
<v Speaker 2>care about me more than that. And let me talk
<v Speaker 2>about r v D. I guess the whole F and
<v Speaker 2>show is wondering that what the whole f and deal is?
<v Speaker 2>What Jerry he's not here either.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I mean we could give him though EV two
<v Speaker 1>came here just a minute ago.
<v Speaker 2>EV two is still here. I think I think this
<v Speaker 2>is still EV two era.
<v Speaker 1>They decided not to show up tonight.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, well, your book and if they would have joined
<v Speaker 2>the Mortal.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah right, it's Immortal versus e c W. Great wants
<v Speaker 1>to save c W wants to save DNA.
<v Speaker 2>You know, it's the only place that they can still
<v Speaker 2>get bookings.
<v Speaker 1>Fuck this place, I can go to R Daniels he's shit.
<v Speaker 2>Jeff says, I'm the whole effort reason A Bits destroyed you, Rob,
<v Speaker 2>because in order for this moment, you had to be removed.
<v Speaker 2>So Jeff Hardy is why Abyss tried to kill RVD
<v Speaker 2>with janis is what this says here?
<v Speaker 1>I mean that's what it is this week?
<v Speaker 2>Sure? And Jeff says, with that said, the greatness that
<v Speaker 2>stands before you, we are immortal and we live forever.
<v Speaker 2>And he stands there and he's blank staring into the
<v Speaker 2>hard canon. So maybe this group is called a Mortal
<v Speaker 2>or the new Regime. I'm not too short just yet.
<v Speaker 2>And then we see on the tron Kevin Nash and
<v Speaker 2>Steve Borden are backstage watching on the monitor and Bischoff
<v Speaker 2>sees this because they show it on the tron, and
<v Speaker 2>Bischoff says, hey, hey sting, Kevin Nash, Hey guys, the
<v Speaker 2>party's in here.
<v Speaker 1>Did that not catch you off guard? They caught me
<v Speaker 1>super off guard. So the boys are backstage watching the show,
<v Speaker 1>and the dudes on the show see that they're watching
<v Speaker 1>this show and they say, hey, what do you guys
<v Speaker 1>watching this show for? Whyn't you come on out here?
<v Speaker 2>You could be on this show because they don't really
<v Speaker 2>they don't show a shot of them, like showing it
<v Speaker 2>on the tron. So Bischop just turns out aside and says, hey, hey.
<v Speaker 1>I don't I don't recall ever seeing that. Could you
<v Speaker 1>imagine during a w WE match, the dude's backstage watching
<v Speaker 1>the match, and like on the tron, the wrestlers see that,
<v Speaker 1>they're like, what are you watching? And react to you.
<v Speaker 2>I stop watching my match, watch DNA. Bicho's like, hey,
<v Speaker 2>why are you guys watching DNA? This show sucks?
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, Like bar Rescue is probably on a right that
<v Speaker 1>was out.
<v Speaker 2>Everybody loves Raymond definitely on at this time of night.
<v Speaker 2>Jersey Shore is on. They just told me that, Oh yeah,
<v Speaker 2>they watch Shore. So they invite nation Sting to the ring,
<v Speaker 2>and Hogan says, hey, guys, let by Guns be by guns, brother,
<v Speaker 2>forgive and forget. There's more room at the table. So
<v Speaker 2>they show nation Sting getting up from their seats and
<v Speaker 2>they walk off screen, and I was like, oh, okay,
<v Speaker 2>that's probably the end here. Well, we go to commercial.
<v Speaker 2>We come back from commercial and Dixie has now arrived
<v Speaker 2>to the building. She's only just now showing up for
<v Speaker 2>this show. And she's with her husband's surge as well
<v Speaker 2>as TENA security. Murphy and Gunner.
<v Speaker 1>Well, you know, she doesn't own the company anymore. She
<v Speaker 1>doesn't know call time. No one's told her.
<v Speaker 2>Oh sure, it's probably the same call time it's probably
<v Speaker 2>been for since she started there.
<v Speaker 1>The new regime said show up whenever you want, dude.
<v Speaker 2>Oh, I kind of like this new regime.
<v Speaker 1>Brother.
<v Speaker 3>Uh.
<v Speaker 2>Dixie tells Murphy that no matter what, don't leave my side.
<v Speaker 2>What happened?
<v Speaker 1>I don't know much about. I know.
<v Speaker 2>Gunner obviously goes on to you know, wrestle more, does
<v Speaker 2>this Murphy dude anything?
<v Speaker 6>No?
<v Speaker 1>He gets released first by TNA.
<v Speaker 2>Okay, we're now back in the ring and everyone's still here.
<v Speaker 2>There's still everybody half of the rosters in the ring currently,
<v Speaker 2>and Sting and Nash are now joining this insane amount
<v Speaker 2>of people in the ring. All right, how the fuck
<v Speaker 2>is this still going?
<v Speaker 1>Dude? Kevin Nash comes out here wearing a to right
<v Speaker 1>line on our arm shirt, which is absolutely fucking nuts. Uh,
<v Speaker 1>fresh off what it is? Por gig. He's in his
<v Speaker 1>chiotos era big Creig Owens guy just got it, just
<v Speaker 1>got a MacBook from Johnny Craig like, yeah, he's really
<v Speaker 1>he's all about this shit like super threw me off.
<v Speaker 1>I was like, wow, I definitely had one of these
<v Speaker 1>shirts back in the day too.
<v Speaker 2>I had no idea that's what that was. Wow, Now,
<v Speaker 2>I mean listen, Nash tapped him. Bischof says, Kevin, look, guys,
<v Speaker 2>I know this is a little over the top and
<v Speaker 2>seems like we're gloating a bit, but in all seriousness,
<v Speaker 2>we want you two guys on the team. We need
<v Speaker 2>you two guys on the team. So Nash looks at
<v Speaker 2>sting Andy. He whispers something to him, and he takes
<v Speaker 2>the mic, and Nash says, you know, it's it's almost
<v Speaker 2>a perfect fit for me. My whole career has been
<v Speaker 2>about money. I really haven't cared about anyone else. Hell,
<v Speaker 2>I didn't care if anyone's starved or lost the roof
<v Speaker 2>over the top of them. I took as much as
<v Speaker 2>I could. And Flair is just over there and like
<v Speaker 2>giving him such a confused look, like, hey, fuck you, buddy,
<v Speaker 2>you should join this fucking group.
<v Speaker 1>I mean, it's the most fuck you face ever. Really, dude,
<v Speaker 1>he's fig and he is as red as you can
<v Speaker 1>humanly be. He's getting. He looks like a Highway fifty
<v Speaker 1>five hot dog, Like that's how I read this, dude,
<v Speaker 1>is it's nuts? Man?
<v Speaker 2>Well, Nah says the Bible says gray hair is a
<v Speaker 2>sign of wisdom, and with wisdom comes compassion. And those
<v Speaker 2>guys in the back that I would have taken every
<v Speaker 2>dollar from in the past, they're my friends. And it
<v Speaker 2>cuts to Hogan's shaking his head and Nasa says, this time,
<v Speaker 2>I'm going to pass on the money. I want nothing
<v Speaker 2>to do with you guys. And you want to run
<v Speaker 2>this company in the ground, you can do it without me.
<v Speaker 2>Again another this company sucks angle where guys are trying
<v Speaker 2>to take over and change it and guys that don't
<v Speaker 2>want anything to do with the change, so they're leaving.
<v Speaker 2>There's just too much gaga, I mean like, thankfully they
<v Speaker 2>got all the rid of all the ga gay on
<v Speaker 2>this show, James, which means they got rid of all
<v Speaker 2>the batches.
<v Speaker 1>There's not enough goo go. There's too much good. You
<v Speaker 1>get the good doctor on this.
<v Speaker 2>So Sting takes the mic and this is a I
<v Speaker 2>mean good promo.
<v Speaker 1>Here.
<v Speaker 2>Sting says, when I came here five years ago, I
<v Speaker 2>didn't come for this. This is nothing that I bargained for.
<v Speaker 2>I came here because I love DNA. These are not
<v Speaker 2>just words I'd love this place. There's I mean, there's
<v Speaker 2>nothing better than a fucking top baby face that just
<v Speaker 2>says I love fucking being here. Like there's nothing that
<v Speaker 2>feels better than that.
<v Speaker 1>I mean yeah, I mean Sting was speaking from the heart.
<v Speaker 1>He didn't have to be in DNA. Hell no, they
<v Speaker 1>they were paying him well. And like, I mean, we
<v Speaker 1>saw appen when a wbe so did we did?
<v Speaker 2>We thankfully had the fucking aw run. But like god damn,
<v Speaker 2>that was looking like a shitty ending for a while there.
<v Speaker 2>Fuck uh Well, Sting said, this is called a no
<v Speaker 2>win situation and I'm not going to repeat history.
<v Speaker 1>The answer is no.
<v Speaker 2>So Sting and Nash leave the ring. They're out of here.
<v Speaker 1>And that said, I kind of want this company to
<v Speaker 1>stay around. It's like twenty minutes from my house. I
<v Speaker 1>don't have to show up at call. I mean money,
<v Speaker 1>I'm wearing street clothes and now I'm my head out
<v Speaker 1>of here right after this segment. Don't don't talk to
<v Speaker 1>me no more, thank you.
<v Speaker 2>And I'm not really losing that often either, not that
<v Speaker 2>I mean, like, that's pretty cool.
<v Speaker 1>Me and Guy Blaker eating Mahi mahi in the parking
<v Speaker 1>lot Like that made the whole ride after this, this
<v Speaker 1>sh it's awesome. You guys can kill it if you want.
<v Speaker 1>But I fucking like DNA. This is sweet. There's a
<v Speaker 1>people watching me and I don't do ship. This is awesome.
<v Speaker 2>You know what, that's a good fucking way.
<v Speaker 1>That would have been nuts if he said that. Wow,
<v Speaker 1>that be awesome.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, And then for some reason, Hogan's music hits here
<v Speaker 2>and not anybody else is stinging. Nash walk up the
<v Speaker 2>ramp and Hogan's music hits, and it's like Hogan can't
<v Speaker 2>help himself. He's like, he looks over to Jeff and
<v Speaker 2>he slowly pulls the crutch up and starts very gently
<v Speaker 2>playing like a guitar. He can't stop himself.
<v Speaker 1>Nash sting too sweet on the ramp? Do they? Oh,
<v Speaker 1>I didn't catch that. Yeah, it's pretty funny. I am
<v Speaker 1>this being segment went twenty seven minutes, thirty seconds.
<v Speaker 2>And so that's that segment alone. It is more time
<v Speaker 2>until there's another, a real match, a real match.
<v Speaker 1>Like can you imagine looking at the bar at the
<v Speaker 1>bottom of the scrub bar and seeing thirty minutes have
<v Speaker 1>passed on a show that you only have an hour
<v Speaker 1>left on and like nothing has happened.
<v Speaker 2>It was so confused, and even more so when Moore
<v Speaker 2>continued to not fucking happen.
<v Speaker 1>So we go backstage. Pope comes up to Nash and
<v Speaker 1>Sting and asks, what the hell just happened.
<v Speaker 2>The Pope walks up the Sting in nation and says,
<v Speaker 2>whoa we just got the ball rolling good guy for
<v Speaker 2>was a bad guy, white hats, black cats, and now
<v Speaker 2>you're gonna walk out. Somebody talk to me And that's
<v Speaker 2>just dudes. We ain't saying for you to stay. Come
<v Speaker 2>with us, man, leave this fucking place. Fuck this company.
<v Speaker 2>We're gonna go to raw.
<v Speaker 1>Dude, I can get you a job in WWE. The
<v Speaker 1>Pope said, I was already.
<v Speaker 2>Oh you worked for the WWE.
<v Speaker 1>That was a big ECW guy.
<v Speaker 2>Come on, that's fine. I can get you a game
<v Speaker 2>and do your big d R. I was there. I
<v Speaker 2>was in the rumble already. So Pope says me, come
<v Speaker 2>with you. Weren't you the guy that told the Pope
<v Speaker 2>that never walk away from an ATM machine as long
<v Speaker 2>as it's kicking out cash Man and Pope says, I'm
<v Speaker 2>gonna take on your cause I'm gonna continue to fight
<v Speaker 2>the fight, even if I gotta do it by myself.
<v Speaker 2>Man and Nationals thinks say all right, and they wap
<v Speaker 2>them up and they fucking go to leave again.
<v Speaker 1>On TNA plus was this like it sounded like they
<v Speaker 1>had the largest like fan blowing into the MIC's he
<v Speaker 1>or ever?
<v Speaker 2>I don't know, Yeah, I don't know if that's just
<v Speaker 2>something in the back like that, like there's just an
<v Speaker 2>industrial sized fan above the ship, cause like this is
<v Speaker 2>right behind the audience, right, Yeah.
<v Speaker 1>Well it's also funny because the crowd is going fucking
<v Speaker 1>nuts out there. Jerry Borsh must be in the ring
<v Speaker 1>throwing out T shirts. Razy all right, which side wants
<v Speaker 1>a T shirt? To NA? TNA? That's back?
<v Speaker 2>Who wants a backstage pass? Loudiest and rowdiest.
<v Speaker 1>You can meet? All twenty people in fortune for.
<v Speaker 6>What?
<v Speaker 1>So?
<v Speaker 2>Sting in Nashville to leave and Dixie Carter now walks
<v Speaker 2>up and Dixie says, what are you doing? You can't
<v Speaker 2>leave me? And Stink says, what choice did you leave us?
<v Speaker 1>You?
<v Speaker 2>I mean, like, how does Dixie not understand here? And
<v Speaker 2>she signed the fucking company over. He's stupid ass.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, but she has to know. I mean, like she's
<v Speaker 1>probably her brain must be going like a thousand miles
<v Speaker 1>in the mire, like why are y'all why is everyone
<v Speaker 1>taking this as it is? This is none of this
<v Speaker 1>is legally binding, none of this Like what, yes? It is?
<v Speaker 2>Dude, fuck you. I talked to my lawyer. Uh so,
<v Speaker 2>Dixie's what do you what do you mean? And six
<v Speaker 2>says we try to tell you, Dixie, and Dixie looks
<v Speaker 2>a sting. I don't even know what this means, and says,
<v Speaker 2>you're using cryptic language. You're talking to tongues. If you
<v Speaker 2>talk to me in plain English, I would have listened.
<v Speaker 2>What was fucking sting warning her about this for months?
<v Speaker 2>And Carneye he's all cocause he's Ogan, he's taking over company.
<v Speaker 1>Serge probably understood everything. He's a good brother.
<v Speaker 2>Those things. Says you wanted to believe me Dixie and
<v Speaker 2>stinging Nash walk by her, and Dixie says Serge to
<v Speaker 2>go stop them, And now fucking Hogan and Bischof Walk said,
<v Speaker 2>holy fuck man, how I'm gonna I'm gonna be in
<v Speaker 2>a twenty seven minute backstage second now filing all the
<v Speaker 2>members of Fortune to talk to Dixie.
<v Speaker 1>If there's not a segment with Bischoff in it, your
<v Speaker 1>next question should be where is Bishop.
<v Speaker 2>So beischaffin Hogan walk up and Dixie says, really, what
<v Speaker 2>are you doing? And Bechaf says Dixie, and Dixie fucking
<v Speaker 2>swings for the fences and slaps him right in the
<v Speaker 2>fucking head. That was awesome.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I mean she takes the piss off his eyes.
<v Speaker 2>And Dixie says that, saying, no, I haven't heard it,
<v Speaker 2>but it felt like I do what you were saying.
<v Speaker 1>Did awesome? Tell you?
<v Speaker 2>Dixie says, you look at me in the eye, and
<v Speaker 2>you tell me you screwed me. Hogan, you are still
<v Speaker 2>on this company front me tell me? And Hogan says,
<v Speaker 2>let me tell you something. Hot shot picture is Eddie
<v Speaker 2>Gilbert for some reason, you want to have this conversation
<v Speaker 2>with me, You're gonna have it.
<v Speaker 1>In my office.
<v Speaker 2>So I was like, Okay, we'll fucking get a goddamn
<v Speaker 2>Hogan office segment later in the show. All right, let's
<v Speaker 2>get into some fucking matches here. Well, we're back from
<v Speaker 2>commercial now we're in the office. God, God damn.
<v Speaker 1>Let me tell you something. Hey, I am not done talking, dude.
<v Speaker 2>So Bischoff is sitting at Dixie's desk with a penis
<v Speaker 2>in his mouth. Hogan is sitting next to him, looking
<v Speaker 2>at his phone or is Tomagaji whatever. He's doing a
<v Speaker 2>back flip this up. So Dixie says, all right, we're
<v Speaker 2>in your office now. Yeah, I know what. What's your answer?
<v Speaker 2>It's me, Dixie. I'm in the office. Yeah, okay, I'm
<v Speaker 2>watching the show. I understand. Uh, Dixie says, tell me
<v Speaker 2>to my face, did you do this on purpose? Did
<v Speaker 2>you intentionally try to screw me?
<v Speaker 1>Eric?
<v Speaker 2>Stop it? God dang it, and it pans over and
<v Speaker 2>Eric Bischoff is taking pictures of Hogan on his phone.
<v Speaker 1>Dude, I mean I had to be like zero point
<v Speaker 1>seven megapixel. I'd love to see those pictures. Yeah, what
<v Speaker 1>the fuck?
<v Speaker 2>What is she even asking here? Did you do this
<v Speaker 2>on purpose? No, I just accidentally gave you the wrong
<v Speaker 2>contract that signs over the entire company to me.
<v Speaker 1>That was my bad.
<v Speaker 2>Until we can get the legal process going here soon
<v Speaker 2>to fix twenty ten.
<v Speaker 1>Dude, like flipping through your phone looking at badass pictures
<v Speaker 1>of Master Shake and fry Lock and they're like super pixelated.
<v Speaker 1>You can barely make them out. You're like, is tick
<v Speaker 1>ass six?
<v Speaker 2>Me takes me two to three minutes to load the
<v Speaker 2>entire thing, and it's loading from the top down.
<v Speaker 1>Said, what are you looking at? You turn it around
<v Speaker 1>and it's like, what is that? As we want? That's
<v Speaker 1>not the time. Yeah, all right, So that sounds like
<v Speaker 1>you just lost your company or.
<v Speaker 2>Me, And while gives some money see picture driving in
<v Speaker 2>his car, Hogan says, let me tell you something, Dixie.
<v Speaker 2>You just can't stop himself from even even not doing
<v Speaker 2>full Hogan promo, he just has the Hogan words. Let
<v Speaker 2>me tell yourselfing, Dixie, Yes, I screwed you your company,
<v Speaker 2>Dixy says, why? Oh shit? Says you said from day one,
<v Speaker 2>I'd be the happiest I'd ever been, and we changed
<v Speaker 2>the wrestling business. Well, every single person I've ever worked with.
<v Speaker 2>When Hogan calls, we talk. When Hogan calls, they answer
<v Speaker 2>the phone, and time and time again, I tried to
<v Speaker 2>get you. Dixie says, you're making excuses because your ego
<v Speaker 2>and Hogan says, thirty years in this business, Dixie, and
<v Speaker 2>you play with your.
<v Speaker 1>Computer thirty years this bis fuck you.
<v Speaker 2>Forgot about that you're playing on your computer. You're playing
<v Speaker 2>the sims. You're fucking you're burning babies in the sims. Dixie,
<v Speaker 2>I don't let me see your computer. Hogan is claiming
<v Speaker 2>that he's been trying to get a hold of Dixie
<v Speaker 2>because he has good ideas, and Dixie no sells his
<v Speaker 2>phone calls, so he concocted a plan to get her
<v Speaker 2>to sign on a legal contract to sell the company
<v Speaker 2>to him.
<v Speaker 1>Anytime you think you have a question that might not
<v Speaker 1>be able to be answered, I promise you that there
<v Speaker 1>is just the most convoluted answer waiting to come out
<v Speaker 1>of this fucking dude's mouth. I promise you.
<v Speaker 4>Uh.
<v Speaker 2>Dixie says I gave you that job. Don't you forget it?
<v Speaker 2>And Eric says dear headlights, and Dixie says, shout up, Okay,
<v Speaker 2>this is my company. And Dixie points a bitch off
<v Speaker 2>and says this is your fault. I never trusted you
<v Speaker 2>for a second, and Hogan says, this is my company.
<v Speaker 2>Get out of my office. Gunnar Murphy, I want you
<v Speaker 2>out of here. Wipe that stupid ego grin off your face.
<v Speaker 2>So Gunnar and Murphy, who brought Dixie into the Bill
<v Speaker 2>are now dragging her out of the room. She's putting
<v Speaker 2>up a fight. Hoaka says, get this piece of trash
<v Speaker 2>out of my office. And Surge runs up as they're
<v Speaker 2>taking her out of the office, and Serge says.
<v Speaker 1>What's going on?
<v Speaker 2>And Murphy does a fucking onet eighty punch the Surge
<v Speaker 2>and deck them and says, don't be a hero and
<v Speaker 2>leaves Surge laying on the floor.
<v Speaker 1>Is Surge comes up like him and Murphy are boys
<v Speaker 1>and they been boys that they're drinking his share? Like Murphy,
<v Speaker 1>what's going on, dude? And Murphy turns run damn. So
<v Speaker 1>Jaywow has pulled up to the venue.
<v Speaker 2>Hey dude, I was So the car pulls up and
<v Speaker 2>I'm staring and said, who the fuck is that? And Wow,
<v Speaker 2>I realized, oh shit is Jay Wow. And she walks
<v Speaker 2>into the building with like a purpose, And I'm like
<v Speaker 2>so confused at what's going on. I didn't immediately like
<v Speaker 2>link it together. I said, is fucking Jaywow here to
<v Speaker 2>join Fortune? What the fuck is this?
<v Speaker 1>Yeah? She doesn't want to be a part of the
<v Speaker 1>Googu regime anymore. She wants to be a part of
<v Speaker 1>the dog. Oh shit, dude. So Madison Rain town Hall.
<v Speaker 1>That's right. Everyone has to talk on this show, all
<v Speaker 1>of them, everybody.
<v Speaker 2>I legit wrote down, Wow, a wrestling match. We're only
<v Speaker 2>over thirty minutes in. Because I saw Madison Rain coming
<v Speaker 2>out with her own referee. I was like, Okay, we're
<v Speaker 2>gonna have gear on and gear, I said, fucking finally.
<v Speaker 2>But Madison Rain immediately grabs a mic. I said, you
<v Speaker 2>can't find it.
<v Speaker 1>He's serious. It's like, if you want to talk about
<v Speaker 1>this era of TNA, it's it literally always ends with
<v Speaker 1>and then they grabbed the mic.
<v Speaker 2>I couldn't believe it after And if there's a match,
<v Speaker 2>there's someone's grabbing the mic after.
<v Speaker 1>Another way that everyone has something to say on the show,
<v Speaker 1>like don't you just want to accumulate some wins? And
<v Speaker 1>like go for the title?
<v Speaker 2>I have to explain my story out of the pay
<v Speaker 2>per view.
<v Speaker 1>Well, TNA also says, uh, fuck the knockouts title. Uh
<v Speaker 1>let's just go ahead and bury it real quick.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I mean this shit don't mean nothing to me, man, Like,
<v Speaker 2>let's get this shit all out of here real quick.
<v Speaker 2>So today says at Bound for Glory, there was a
<v Speaker 2>four way match for Angeline the Love's Knockouts title, and
<v Speaker 2>Tara was victorious. But Madison Rain was in that match,
<v Speaker 2>and she's aligned with Tara and she's yeah right, she
<v Speaker 2>brought her into TNA. She was the motorcycle helmet girl,
<v Speaker 2>and Madison Ring was pissed about this. So Madison's on
<v Speaker 2>the fucking mic, I said, I wrote, Madison gets on
<v Speaker 2>the mic. Never mind, I guess not time for a match,
<v Speaker 2>Madison Rain. That says, last Sunday was the biggest night
<v Speaker 2>in pro wrestling and the Teena's biggest payer of the year.
<v Speaker 2>And I had a plan and that plan involved me
<v Speaker 2>becoming a three time Knockouts champion. Well that obviously didn't
<v Speaker 2>happen because my title is around their waist of Tara
<v Speaker 2>right now, the same Tara who has me to thank
<v Speaker 2>for getting her job back in TNA. So right now
<v Speaker 2>I'm demanding she come down to the ring and give
<v Speaker 2>me what I deserve and give me a knockout siddle
<v Speaker 2>match right now. Tara gets your ass out here right now,
<v Speaker 2>and that's what she does. Comes out John, But.
<v Speaker 1>Brokid, that song kicks ass song, have so dig broke song.
<v Speaker 2>He does love that song. So she comes down the ring.
<v Speaker 2>She is Knockout Champion as around her waist, and Madison
<v Speaker 2>Ring says, let me remind you of one thing. Oh
<v Speaker 2>fucking hell, please stop reminding me of things. Just show
<v Speaker 2>me a fucking video recap or something. At this point,
<v Speaker 2>I would love a video you guys.
<v Speaker 1>Do you guys think that this thread from this angle
<v Speaker 1>that no one really cares about was gonna go unseen?
<v Speaker 1>I don't think.
<v Speaker 2>We got six months of angles to build your brother. So,
<v Speaker 2>Madison says, I'm the reason you're back in Sea right now.
<v Speaker 2>I signed that contract give me the right to wrestle
<v Speaker 2>in this ring. And if it weren't for me, you
<v Speaker 2>want to have been in that match on Sunday.
<v Speaker 1>We know, we know. Do you understand right?
<v Speaker 2>So she says, you owe me, Tara. We had a
<v Speaker 2>deal and you owe me. So Tara off the Knockouts title.
<v Speaker 2>She's staring down at it, she's contemplating. Then she hands
<v Speaker 2>it off to the ref. The ref raises the title up,
<v Speaker 2>and now we have a title match. The bell rings.
<v Speaker 2>I said, all right, surely the babyface here is going
<v Speaker 2>to pretend to lose and then take it over here
<v Speaker 2>and beat Madison Rain. And that's what we're going with here.
<v Speaker 2>Little did I know that was not the case, because
<v Speaker 2>Madison Rain tells Tara to lay down. She does, Madison
<v Speaker 2>Rain covers her and wins the knockouts title.
<v Speaker 1>I fucking hate TNA.
<v Speaker 2>James said earlier before we were recording this show. Made
<v Speaker 2>him wonder if he ever liked you. Mickey James comes
<v Speaker 2>out now with a mic because there's more talking that
<v Speaker 2>needs to be done on this program, and she says, Wow,
<v Speaker 2>you call yourself a champion. I find that disgraceful. How
<v Speaker 2>dare you? How dare you make a mockery of any championship?
<v Speaker 2>And I told you I was gonna come here and
<v Speaker 2>make history, and I told you I was coming for
<v Speaker 2>that title, and I see no better time than right now.
<v Speaker 2>So she fucking she's out here. She storms down to
<v Speaker 2>the ring and Madison Ring pushes Tower in the way
<v Speaker 2>and tells her to attack me Mickey, which she does.
<v Speaker 2>She attacks Vickey immediately, uh and then fucking Mickey Tena
<v Speaker 2>kicks her in the gut and she falls backwards to
<v Speaker 2>the middle ropes to the floor, which was impressive. I
<v Speaker 2>thought she was going to die doing that, And Madisonine
<v Speaker 2>Powder is leaving the belt behind and Mickey picks it
<v Speaker 2>up and raises it up to signal she's coming for
<v Speaker 2>the belt. Great, why, I don't know, I don't know, man.
<v Speaker 1>I mean, this era of TNA just would not allow
<v Speaker 1>them to just have a good match. Like it couldn't
<v Speaker 1>be Mickey James. It could the story couldn't have been
<v Speaker 1>Mickey James versus Tara with Mess and Rain getting involved, right,
<v Speaker 1>It just couldn't be that way. It had to be
<v Speaker 1>like this, where like they think that they're keeping a
<v Speaker 1>thread going in the story, and like they don't think
<v Speaker 1>twice about like, oh, maybe we shouldn't like give a
<v Speaker 1>big fucking fuck you to anyone that watched a Bound
<v Speaker 1>for Glory or gave a.
<v Speaker 2>Ship to waste that.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, yeah, Like how easy would have been to have
<v Speaker 1>Tara versus fucking Mickey James in a face versus face match,
<v Speaker 1>give him some time, interject Madison Rain, do a three way,
<v Speaker 1>have her fucking win the title backs nefarious ways, give
<v Speaker 1>her two chases, and then Mickey James war like.
<v Speaker 2>They just fucking how about just have Madison fucking win
<v Speaker 2>the match of the baber View and go right into
<v Speaker 2>the Mickey angle out of that.
<v Speaker 1>Well, I mean, like Tara, they had to get her,
<v Speaker 1>Like I thought, you know, my brain went to like
<v Speaker 1>they want to get her away from Madison Rain here
<v Speaker 1>or like that's how she like separates from Madison Rain
<v Speaker 1>as she wins the title or something, But no, they
<v Speaker 1>just go right go right back to it. Yeah. I
<v Speaker 1>was like, all right, damn, yeah, whatever. The other girls
<v Speaker 1>on the show don't even care about the title. They said,
<v Speaker 1>jaywall Zier.
<v Speaker 2>Fortune, she said, Jesse short'es on here?
<v Speaker 1>Where the fuck's Cookie?
<v Speaker 2>That's one of the big angles on this show. So
<v Speaker 2>after this fucking Madison Rain thing, I wrote all caps,
<v Speaker 2>I still have not seen any matches forty one minutes
<v Speaker 2>into the show. Now we are forty one minutes in.
<v Speaker 2>This is obviously not with commercials, so I don't know
<v Speaker 2>how fucking long it is with you know, TV time,
<v Speaker 2>But forty one minutes in on the TENA plus feed
<v Speaker 2>of this, no actual matches.
<v Speaker 1>Where the fuck is Cookie?
<v Speaker 2>So we go backage again and the beautiful people are
<v Speaker 2>getting their makeup done and Jaywow walks in and says,
<v Speaker 2>you know what Cookie is?
<v Speaker 1>Who let her in the locker room? Like what?
<v Speaker 2>She just walk them in?
<v Speaker 1>Like, don't you can't let people just walk in the
<v Speaker 1>locker room, check her, check her? Now, what the fuck
<v Speaker 1>you got? Some walk in the locker room and goes,
<v Speaker 1>where the fuck's cookie? Fuck out of here? Where the
<v Speaker 1>fuck is cookie? No one has ever said that here.
<v Speaker 2>I think they just debuted the week before. No one
<v Speaker 2>knows what the fun cookie is?
<v Speaker 1>Cookie? Becky Bay fucking back here somewhere, dude.
<v Speaker 2>Jaywell says that, and Lacy von Eric looks over because
<v Speaker 2>this is that era of beautiful people and she says,
<v Speaker 2>oh my god, that's jay Well. And jay Well looks
<v Speaker 2>at them and says, oh, hey, what's up, beautiful people?
<v Speaker 2>Hello the beautiful people? Where the fun is cookie?
<v Speaker 6>Where Cooky? Where's Christopher Daniels? Where is some more Joe?
<v Speaker 6>Where's Joe?
<v Speaker 1>Where's he? Me to?
<v Speaker 2>Where?
<v Speaker 1>Oh my god? Yeah, jay Well says, I'm looking for
<v Speaker 1>a bitch named Cookie. Hey what.
<v Speaker 2>She was talking about me? You heard like you didn't
<v Speaker 2>watch the show? Somebody told you that? And Angelia says, oh,
<v Speaker 2>she's new. I don't know her.
<v Speaker 1>That well, why.
<v Speaker 2>You don't know her? You either know her you don't.
<v Speaker 2>Jaywell walked into the fucking women's room, said where's cooking?
<v Speaker 2>The answer was I don't know.
<v Speaker 1>Ja still up. Put open a car to the front door.
<v Speaker 1>Where's that bitch? Cookie?
<v Speaker 6>It's okay, get the fuck out for Bill Connor Murphy.
<v Speaker 1>So she's new.
<v Speaker 2>Maybe we could make her this is her last night here,
<v Speaker 2>and Velvets guy says, girl, we got your back. Let's
<v Speaker 2>do this. Let's go by cookie.
<v Speaker 7>No, well, we're actually just right back. We're back for commercial.
<v Speaker 7>We'll right back at it. The Beautiful People and Jaywall
<v Speaker 7>are looking for fucking cookie. There's a cookie cookie. This
<v Speaker 7>is a million people watch this show. So they open
<v Speaker 7>a door and Vot says whoa. Then Eric Young says, ladies.
<v Speaker 1>Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god.
<v Speaker 2>Wait wait wait, and Eric Young chases him after him
<v Speaker 2>and he looks at Jay Wan and says bow wow,
<v Speaker 2>and he takes his shirt off.
<v Speaker 1>Eric Young runs up in an affliction style out of
<v Speaker 1>breath and goes bow wow, wow wow.
<v Speaker 2>He takes a shirt off, and he says, please give
<v Speaker 2>me your Herbie Hancock on these jugs. He wants Jaywa
<v Speaker 2>to sign his daddies and Jay Wall says, I.
<v Speaker 1>Don't have a pen.
<v Speaker 2>And the Beautiful People say, you're embarrassing us and yourself
<v Speaker 2>and Eric says, listen, all right, I've been waiting my
<v Speaker 2>whole life to ask you this.
<v Speaker 1>Am I a gorilla?
<v Speaker 2>Am I a gorilla? I'll be a chip.
<v Speaker 1>I could be your chip. I'm a chip.
<v Speaker 2>And Jay Wall says, who the fuck is this guy? Yeah,
<v Speaker 2>you don't know who this is, but you know who
<v Speaker 2>fucking cookie is. Yeah, show so here all the time.
<v Speaker 2>He's been here for years, He's gonna win the title soon,
<v Speaker 2>he's got a couple of years.
<v Speaker 1>He's a monster, he's about to become a monster.
<v Speaker 2>And you know, googie, but not this like a guy.
<v Speaker 2>So then Orlando Jordan walks up. I can't believe he's
<v Speaker 2>still fucking here. That's crazy, and he says, missus Wow,
<v Speaker 2>I'm mister Jordan. Orlando Jordan says, you look absolutely fabulous
<v Speaker 2>and I would love to put my lollipop in your mouth.
<v Speaker 2>So he hands her a lollipop and the girls say,
<v Speaker 2>don't do it. So she goes to do it and
<v Speaker 2>then drops it on the floor and it breaks and
<v Speaker 2>they walk away and say that. Velvet says, you're embarrassing
<v Speaker 2>yourself and us. She says this again, and Ey says,
<v Speaker 2>get me on Dancing with the Stars. I'll show you
<v Speaker 2>my moves, and Orlando Jordan's staring off into the distance
<v Speaker 2>says Jersey Shores sucks.
<v Speaker 1>They're reving up for the big Orlando Jordan and Eric
<v Speaker 1>Young versus the beautiful people.
<v Speaker 2>Angle is like, these dudes are teaming, right, I have
<v Speaker 2>no idea. I assume that's for some reason. I have
<v Speaker 2>a vague memory of them teaming. I don't, so I
<v Speaker 2>guess that's what's going on here.
<v Speaker 1>You could have convinced me that we're watching T and
<v Speaker 1>A Reaction.
<v Speaker 2>By the way, Oh my god, that'd be funny if
<v Speaker 2>they like filmed all the stuff and the footage of
<v Speaker 2>the actual show got fucked. So they said, just use
<v Speaker 2>everything we had from Reaction.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah and TENA Reaction is actually like amazing Red versus
<v Speaker 1>low Key or something.
<v Speaker 2>Jeff Hardy persons some o Joe for the belt. Yeah, well,
<v Speaker 2>you think it's time for some wrestling or what?
<v Speaker 1>Absolutely fucking not. I actually thought it might be time
<v Speaker 1>for Kurt Angle town Hall.
<v Speaker 2>Oh good, okay good, I wrote all caps, Kurt Angle
<v Speaker 2>is now coming to the ring and seemingly no condition
<v Speaker 2>to wrestle, because, of course not. We're forty five minutes
<v Speaker 2>into the show.
<v Speaker 1>All right, we are never gonna see an actual fucking
<v Speaker 1>wrestling in the show.
<v Speaker 2>Dude, what the fuck is this fucking possible? How Like
<v Speaker 2>not one person said, Hey, we should fucking like probably
<v Speaker 2>have a match here.
<v Speaker 1>This is a lot. Yeah, Kurt Angle comes out here,
<v Speaker 1>top guy. By the way Kurt Angle comes out here,
<v Speaker 1>hasn't lost six months. By the way Kurt Angle comes
<v Speaker 1>out here. It was number one. They had that I
<v Speaker 1>don't know if you remember it. Wait, and they had
<v Speaker 1>like the top rankings, top ten rankings or whatever. Kurt
<v Speaker 1>Angle's whole gimmick was, I need to get to number
<v Speaker 1>one and win the world title. Didn lose for six months.
<v Speaker 1>So Kurt Angle's here, hurt, no music, no tron, walks
<v Speaker 1>out here.
<v Speaker 2>Dishovel all right, his ass kicked and he's beat. And
<v Speaker 2>he says, I came to the impactsend a little later, right,
<v Speaker 2>obviously uninvited, before I officially make my statement of retirement,
<v Speaker 2>and I said, oh my god, okay, and the crowd
<v Speaker 2>boos this, and Kurt says, listen, first, I have to
<v Speaker 2>give a few things on my chest, a man of
<v Speaker 2>my word, and I just want to say, for the
<v Speaker 2>past six months, I busted my ass and at Bound
<v Speaker 2>for Glory, I gave everything I had. I dislocated my ribs,
<v Speaker 2>I reinjured my neck and he says I reinjured my
<v Speaker 2>neck and someone from the crowd yells walk it off
<v Speaker 2>and the crowd laughed.
<v Speaker 1>The Kurt looking at him, yea of a shitty look.
<v Speaker 2>Kurt says, what I want to know is is why
<v Speaker 2>hul Cocin and Eric Bischoff screwed me at Bound for Glory.
<v Speaker 2>I don't expect you guys to come out here, but
<v Speaker 2>if I'm going to state my retirement, I need some answers.
<v Speaker 1>He did not get pinned at Bow for Glory, by the.
<v Speaker 2>Way, and that's his whole argument here is that I
<v Speaker 2>didn't win the title Bound for Glory, but I didn't
<v Speaker 2>necessarily get pinned either. So what I'm trying to say is,
<v Speaker 2>Hogan and Bischoff, I'm in a dilemma right now.
<v Speaker 1>Bree Whoo whoo.
<v Speaker 2>It's if you're not gonna get Eric Bischoff, well you're
<v Speaker 2>gonna get to your ass of Jeff Jarrett all this
<v Speaker 2>fucking show. Jeff Jared comes out of here my world
<v Speaker 2>and he says, Kurt, just what kind of dilemma?
<v Speaker 1>Is there here?
<v Speaker 2>It's real simple. You said if you didn't win the title,
<v Speaker 2>that you wouldn't wrestle anymore. You didn't win the title,
<v Speaker 2>so I guess you shouldn't wrestle anymore. I mean, that's
<v Speaker 2>that's hard to fucking argue.
<v Speaker 1>I guess that's right there. It is the facts, he said.
<v Speaker 2>I never heard the words come into your mouth that
<v Speaker 2>if you didn't get pinned, or if you got screwed?
<v Speaker 2>Am I hearing that? You're out here of all people
<v Speaker 2>making excuses? Kurt Angled, the father, the husband, well, the
<v Speaker 2>ex husband. Kurt says, Now, how do I make your
<v Speaker 2>life a living hell?
<v Speaker 1>Why?
<v Speaker 2>By putting TNA on the map? I did that?
<v Speaker 1>Is that it?
<v Speaker 2>Or is the fact that after I came in it
<v Speaker 2>wasn't all about you anymore? How many TNA world titles
<v Speaker 2>did you win before I came here?
<v Speaker 1>A dozen? Two dozen?
<v Speaker 2>You held everybody down here in DNA your own expense,
<v Speaker 2>but you couldn't hold down Kurt Angle? Is that what
<v Speaker 2>this is about? I mean, real shit?
<v Speaker 1>Jeff says, have you seen Cookie?
<v Speaker 2>I'm out here to ask real question.
<v Speaker 1>Jack there looking for Cook?
<v Speaker 2>Oh, Jaywall, I gotta get a fucking autograph of my jugs, Jeff.
<v Speaker 2>Jeff said, shut your mouth, Kurt. This has absolutely nothing
<v Speaker 2>to do with it. It has everything to do with
<v Speaker 2>taking back what was mine. And I sold my soul
<v Speaker 2>to the devil because destroying your career was more important
<v Speaker 2>than destroying your life. And I've taken everything from you,
<v Speaker 2>and taking your career was a final nail in your
<v Speaker 2>freaking coughin. I said, oh wow, they're getting pretty fucky.
<v Speaker 2>It is pretty fucking crazy here. So Kurt drops the mic.
<v Speaker 2>He gets out of the ring to go fight Jarrett.
<v Speaker 2>He's holding his ribs. He's obviously not in the right
<v Speaker 2>state of mind. But I guess when was Kurt Angle
<v Speaker 2>in the right state of mind?
<v Speaker 1>Uh?
<v Speaker 2>And all He's going up to the have to fight Jared.
<v Speaker 2>Jared rips his fucking shirt off. He looks fucking good,
<v Speaker 2>by the way, He's a good fucking shape still here.
<v Speaker 2>And then Murphy and Gunner attack Kurt from behind and
<v Speaker 2>they handcuff him. The teenage security attack the top guy
<v Speaker 2>and handcuff him, and then Jeff Jared runs down and
<v Speaker 2>stomps him out on the ramp.
<v Speaker 1>Dude, that is nuts. He like for guy he was
<v Speaker 1>security just glombs him and then stomps him out.
<v Speaker 2>Hey, yeah, just kicks the fucking as Gunnar and Murphy
<v Speaker 2>hold Kurt handcuffed up as Jared Stone punches at him,
<v Speaker 2>and Jared drags Kurt around the side ramp and he
<v Speaker 2>fucking throws him head first into the stage. It made
<v Speaker 2>a disgusting.
<v Speaker 1>Sound, it did. Yeah. I mean, Kurt's neck was a
<v Speaker 1>big part of this angle, and they're really gonna send
<v Speaker 1>it all the way through.
<v Speaker 2>So yeah, man, I mean he's he's they're milking this
<v Speaker 2>fucking crazy. He throws him head first in the wall.
<v Speaker 2>He takes that ship full brunt, and Jared for a
<v Speaker 2>moment looks concerned and he's he's trying to hold off
<v Speaker 2>Murphy and Gunner for a moment, uh before he rushes
<v Speaker 2>back in and starts attacking Kurt ankle once again, fucking
<v Speaker 2>bunching them in that and shit so much so that
<v Speaker 2>Taz gets off commentary. Please remember this for later. Taz
<v Speaker 2>gets on off of commentary and confronts Jarrett and says, enough, get.
<v Speaker 1>Your ass to the bat. He's got a fucked up neck.
<v Speaker 1>I actually like that a lot. Like it ever right
<v Speaker 1>under commentary. So he just fucking got up and said,
<v Speaker 1>all right, enough of this shit.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, and Taz, you know, also a fucked up neck guy,
<v Speaker 2>and he's got history real Curt, so that's cool.
<v Speaker 1>And he says he's.
<v Speaker 2>Got a fucked up neck. It's got nothing to do
<v Speaker 2>with me. You went too far. And Jared stands there
<v Speaker 2>and he fucking tells Murphy and Gunnar, let's get out
<v Speaker 2>of here. And staff and security are there checking on curtain.
<v Speaker 2>Kurt's fucked I mean, Curry is fucked up. He's laying
<v Speaker 2>there fucking beat the shit. But again, I have not
<v Speaker 2>seen any matches on this fucking show, so it's hard
<v Speaker 2>for me to really care about anything because I I'm
<v Speaker 2>sick of fucking people talking. Sure, Tom fucking sure, I'm sure.
<v Speaker 1>I mean, Jared, Gunner, Murphy, I mean, this is the future,
<v Speaker 1>TNA man. You gotta let him stand tall.
<v Speaker 2>At the end of the segment, Jared always had a
<v Speaker 2>goddamn security team with him, right, red shirt security.
<v Speaker 1>Now the goddamn Gunner and Murphy. Yeah, the Bruce brothers.
<v Speaker 1>I mean, come on, yeah, I mean like Jared Gunner
<v Speaker 1>and Murphy, Jaywalk Cookie, Jordan. Yeah, I don't know what's
<v Speaker 1>going on. A fortune, So we go to a pre
<v Speaker 1>tape Samoa Joe is at Daytona Beach on the boardwalk walking.
<v Speaker 2>I was so confused at first because I thought this
<v Speaker 2>was like now, but I did it said this was
<v Speaker 2>filmed on Monday, but.
<v Speaker 1>Like the day of it was? Oh, I thought it
<v Speaker 1>was the day of the payer view? Was it? Was
<v Speaker 1>it Monday? It was the day after the paper? Yeah?
<v Speaker 2>Sure, so this is the day after the pay per view.
<v Speaker 2>Samo Joe is at Daytona Beach and he's chilling. I
<v Speaker 2>guess you know, when you have a shitty, shitty night
<v Speaker 2>of the pay per view and everything goes wrong, you
<v Speaker 2>go to celebrate at the fucking beach. And I was like, okay,
<v Speaker 2>they just needed a word from samo Joe on the show.
<v Speaker 2>It's more talking fuck, okay whatever. So he's but this
<v Speaker 2>doesn't really feel like this felt like Carlito's debut promo,
<v Speaker 2>like hype video like this. I wasn't really like scared
<v Speaker 2>of what was going on here. Joe looked good and
<v Speaker 2>he's on the beach like alah, intimidating.
<v Speaker 1>Can this be? Yeah? I actually liked this though. Joe
<v Speaker 1>is Joe did a good job with that.
<v Speaker 2>I mean, it's a good promo for sure. I just
<v Speaker 2>thought the scenery was weird.
<v Speaker 1>He should have been at one of the bars on
<v Speaker 1>the boardwalk drinking.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah and glass. Somebody fucking killed them. So Joe says,
<v Speaker 2>it's a rarity. I make mistakes, and let's face it,
<v Speaker 2>Jeff on Teenie's Biggest night, I made the biggest mistake
<v Speaker 2>in the world. And I trusted you and you needed
<v Speaker 2>someone to watch your back and fight your fight. And
<v Speaker 2>after a little bit of dealan, you found that person.
<v Speaker 2>And Jeff, make no mistake. You chose me for a reason.
<v Speaker 2>Now you can go home every night falling asleep knowing
<v Speaker 2>that man is.
<v Speaker 1>Looking for you.
<v Speaker 2>I said, oh fuck, that's awesome. Well I imagine you
<v Speaker 2>know Joe will fucking feedback next week to fucking kick
<v Speaker 2>some fucking ass. Well I was wrong.
<v Speaker 1>I was wrong.
<v Speaker 2>He'll be back here if he'll be here after the break, Yeah,
<v Speaker 2>it's not for a match fifty three minutes in, so.
<v Speaker 1>We get Abyss versus Samoa Joe up next. Holy fucking shit, So, uh,
<v Speaker 1>Abyss is here. He gets into the ring, Samoa Joe
<v Speaker 1>comes out, walks straight to the ring and just starts
<v Speaker 1>punching this shit out of Abyss.
<v Speaker 2>Okay, dude, So, I mean he immediately fucking gets on
<v Speaker 2>top of I thought, I was like, oh, that's good,
<v Speaker 2>because why the funk wouldn't he But I had to
<v Speaker 2>go back because I was like, wait, was Joe not
<v Speaker 2>just at the beast? What the fuck is he doing here?
<v Speaker 2>And that's what I realized. It was on Monday that
<v Speaker 2>that was filmed. So why the fuck, Joe? I mean,
<v Speaker 2>you got all this talk and just have Joe do
<v Speaker 2>a backstage before this match? Why is this happening? Showed
<v Speaker 2>me a video from after the pay per view.
<v Speaker 1>It says, this shit is kind of clean. I gotta
<v Speaker 1>share this.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, he did a good job because we gotta use it.
<v Speaker 2>Oh he still gotta wrest too. So also okay, Tay
<v Speaker 2>on commentary says, well, now that the Hogan and Bischoff
<v Speaker 2>regime is now in charge, and Test says, hey, Mike,
<v Speaker 2>have some respect. They're immortal Tests.
<v Speaker 1>Were you not just fucking Yon? And I mean not
<v Speaker 1>logistics are logistics? He's a commentator too.
<v Speaker 2>You gotta call him what they are. We gotta get
<v Speaker 2>his name over, dude.
<v Speaker 1>So Joe punches Abyss into the corner. He hits the
<v Speaker 1>no look in Zi face wash, looks for the boot,
<v Speaker 1>Abyss sees it coming, gets up, but Joe hits the
<v Speaker 1>ropes and hits a goma giri and a sent on here.
<v Speaker 1>I mean, these guys have faced before.
<v Speaker 2>So yeah, that's true.
<v Speaker 1>Abys then hits a choke slam on Samoa Joe here
<v Speaker 1>out of nowhere. Abyss goes to the outside and grabs
<v Speaker 1>a chair, tell Sokalval to beat it, and turns around
<v Speaker 1>to the ring, and Joe hits a suicide forearm here.
<v Speaker 1>Look fantastic, dude, he blitzes them with this fucking thing. Like, yeah,
<v Speaker 1>I uh, I actually thought Joe got hurt on it,
<v Speaker 1>like because he was just fucking selling his end pretty
<v Speaker 1>well after it. But yeah, suicide forearm is awesome. So
<v Speaker 1>Joe goes over to Abyss over in the corner, and
<v Speaker 1>Abyss grabs the ring bell and then hits Joe with
<v Speaker 1>it and gets disqualified.
<v Speaker 2>God, god damn it, how long was this three minutes?
<v Speaker 1>Couldn't even have been three minutes?
<v Speaker 2>God, I was like fucking goddamn, Like, no, okay, I
<v Speaker 2>was it was. I really looking forward to Goddamn this
<v Speaker 2>era of Abyss taken on Joe. That doesn't really want
<v Speaker 2>to be here, No, but it was still something. I
<v Speaker 2>know these guys have a good match in them, but
<v Speaker 2>they fucking it's done. Joe hits all the classics and
<v Speaker 2>then he gets he with a ring bell and he's bleeding.
<v Speaker 2>Now fuck fuck you.
<v Speaker 1>So yeah, you know Joe's cut open on his eyebrow
<v Speaker 1>and Abyss is targeting that thing, and uh juice, and yeah,
<v Speaker 1>he beats him down. And so Joe does this great
<v Speaker 1>pretape here where you know he says that you know
<v Speaker 1>Joe or Jared chose for a reason. God, now he's
<v Speaker 1>gonna show you why you would choose a guy like Samelo. Anyways,
<v Speaker 1>he gets his ass fucking kicked by Biss. Oh my god,
<v Speaker 1>and to make the save for him what the absolutely promo? Yeah,
<v Speaker 1>so ARVD makes a saved, dude, Abiss dude, arm D
<v Speaker 1>makes a save. While the theme song is.
<v Speaker 2>Very damn they needed to hit this song where he's running.
<v Speaker 8>I guess man, So Biss powders to the outside, he
<v Speaker 8>flips Janie the damn thing almost flips into the crowd.
<v Speaker 2>He definitely nearly dropped it on a fucking person in
<v Speaker 2>the front row. I thought that was nuts, And uh,
<v Speaker 2>he grabs it. Then Joe gets some help from some
<v Speaker 2>of the TNA officials.
<v Speaker 1>They give him a towel. He pushes him off. He's pissed.
<v Speaker 1>He's always pissed. Joe loses, he's pissed. I mean, you
<v Speaker 1>could put this in a circle forever. This is to
<v Speaker 1>Day's booking of Joe all the time.
<v Speaker 2>And he stares down with RVD. I guess you know
<v Speaker 2>they have unfinished business. And but Joe leaves and Harvedy
<v Speaker 2>grabs a mic.
<v Speaker 1>God damn it.
<v Speaker 2>Why, like you said, everything has to end with somebody
<v Speaker 2>grabs a mic.
<v Speaker 1>I mean, somebody's gotta talk, right, I write down here
<v Speaker 1>another town hall. You gotta be fucking kidding me.
<v Speaker 2>Do the whole fucking town RVD. He says, whoa Jeff Hardy,
<v Speaker 2>come on out. God, this promo sucks. He says, Jeff Hardy,
<v Speaker 2>come on out here, and let's take care of this.
<v Speaker 2>No need to wait any longer. You owe me and
<v Speaker 2>your fans an explanation. All right, Well, Jef already talked
<v Speaker 2>at the top of the show. It was, I mean,
<v Speaker 2>like a lot of people talking at the top of
<v Speaker 2>the show. They explained everything at the beginning of this
<v Speaker 2>fucking show. But so but whatever, Okay, maybe RVD wants
<v Speaker 2>more of an explanation, Fine, you owe your fans an explanation,
<v Speaker 2>and me, well, anyway, but tonight we're not worried about that.
<v Speaker 2>We're moving past that. What the fuck are you fucking
<v Speaker 2>talking about, Arvy fucking d you make up your mind?
<v Speaker 2>What do you want holding his fucking microphone? Whoa what what?
<v Speaker 1>My god? Dud? He I love this. He's like talking
<v Speaker 1>in the body. He's like Jeff Jeff Alty, Jeff Harty.
<v Speaker 1>Jeff Harty comes to the tron and just starts fucking talking.
<v Speaker 1>He just starts fucking talking. This is the most pre
<v Speaker 1>taped video. It's like a trolled RVD and and told
<v Speaker 1>him he was gonna be like talking back and forth
<v Speaker 1>to him and this thing, and then Jeff said, anyways,
<v Speaker 1>I'm the Antichrist suppressling.
<v Speaker 2>Definitely, they definitely told RVD that, like, you have to
<v Speaker 2>say something about friendship. Here the promo, Jeff is cutting
<v Speaker 2>mentioned friendship. You have to say something about friendship. So
<v Speaker 2>Armidy says, you had my trust, you had my respect,
<v Speaker 2>you had my full support, and then that Jeff shows
<v Speaker 2>up on the tron and you know I respected you.
<v Speaker 1>Friendship and friendship and friendship.
<v Speaker 2>FU fucking disaster, dude. Fuck yeah, rv D fucking says
<v Speaker 2>all that. Jeff Hardy's the first words, Jeff says, his friendship.
<v Speaker 2>What is friendship? Hey, nobody said that. What the fuck
<v Speaker 2>are you talking about? Jeff says, in this businesses and
<v Speaker 2>he's he's doing a weird voice. I can't really do
<v Speaker 2>the voice he was doing. It's kind of like what
<v Speaker 2>Matt Hardy ends up doing, I guess, but like way
<v Speaker 2>more toned down. He's definitely trying to put on like
<v Speaker 2>a weird, spooky accent. And Jeff says, in this business,
<v Speaker 2>it's nothing more than an illusion friendship. You draw your
<v Speaker 2>competitors as close as you possibly can, and you devour them,
<v Speaker 2>just like I devoured you, Rob. And my words are biblical.
<v Speaker 2>Some are referring to me as the new Antichrist of
<v Speaker 2>bro wrestling, and the screen is getting like fucking weird
<v Speaker 2>because he's got spooky powers now or something.
<v Speaker 1>I'm not sure.
<v Speaker 2>This is not supposed to be a pre tape, so
<v Speaker 2>I'm not really sure what I was supposed to take
<v Speaker 2>away from the screen effects. Also, who is fucking.
<v Speaker 1>Calling him that everybody.
<v Speaker 2>It's like, it was my buddy Jerichovi for this, for
<v Speaker 2>every when Kobe Kings did what he came out, Michael
<v Speaker 2>Coles said, the w B universe has been calling him
<v Speaker 2>the wildcat. They never ever got slowed up again. Jeff says, Robi,
<v Speaker 2>you want me, well, don't they all? And then it
<v Speaker 2>cuts to you know, it gets all fucked up the screen.
<v Speaker 2>He's like fucking white it out, and it comes to
<v Speaker 2>RVD looking very confused at the dron. He's just dumbfounded.
<v Speaker 2>And then even more so when Eric fucking Bischof's music
<v Speaker 2>fucking hits.
<v Speaker 1>Dude, maybe a couple of people in the crow are thinking,
<v Speaker 1>I ain't seen Bischoff in a minute. I mean he's
<v Speaker 1>on to the next stage. I think they need me
<v Speaker 1>out there right now.
<v Speaker 2>Show the rings, show that when Bischof's on there's an increase.
<v Speaker 2>Put Bischoff on as much as possible, and explain everything
<v Speaker 2>except the matches that are on the show. I read
<v Speaker 2>the matches for the pay per views.
<v Speaker 1>I read down here. I'm about to fucking lose it.
<v Speaker 1>Like Bischoff walks on the screen, I'm just like, no way,
<v Speaker 1>no way, I was fucking I've seen this sky way
<v Speaker 1>too much.
<v Speaker 2>Dude, Bischoff comes out and he has a fucking microphone
<v Speaker 2>and he says, I have a solution, rv D. I'll
<v Speaker 2>get I'll tell you what you want to shot at
<v Speaker 2>Jeff Hardy and the world title at turning Point? When
<v Speaker 2>the fuck did he say that?
<v Speaker 1>Wasn't was I supposed to know turning points coming up?
<v Speaker 2>When did RVD imply at all that he wanted to
<v Speaker 2>shot at the world title? I'm sure he does.
<v Speaker 1>It was on the sheet.
<v Speaker 2>He just want to. Rob just didn't read any of
<v Speaker 2>the he said on the promo, and he didn't read it.
<v Speaker 2>That sucks when that happens.
<v Speaker 1>Says you want to face Jeff Hardy at turning point?
<v Speaker 1>Y said, friends Ship.
<v Speaker 2>Well, that's right, I don't want to.
<v Speaker 1>I don't want to face Jeff Hardy at turning Point. Eric,
<v Speaker 1>I want to go back to the w WE.
<v Speaker 2>So what did you say, Rob?
<v Speaker 1>I said, I want to go back to the w
<v Speaker 1>Stop the other thing, friends Ship? Rob, Cooky, what do
<v Speaker 1>you want to say? Behind you?
<v Speaker 2>Well, I see that looks crazy. Play my musicator.
<v Speaker 1>All right?
<v Speaker 2>Anyway, Rob, if you uh you beat mister Anderson, that
<v Speaker 2>you get a shot at Jeff.
<v Speaker 1>Harty, Is that all right? Yeah, that sounds great for
<v Speaker 1>what I'll tell faced Jeff Hardy. Mister Anderson, I don't
<v Speaker 1>know what what the hell's dirty for that?
<v Speaker 2>Like soon, Armony says, fine, Rick, you got it. Get
<v Speaker 2>mister Anderson out by the way.
<v Speaker 1>Sorry.
<v Speaker 2>Bishop specifically says that you will face mister Anderson tonight
<v Speaker 2>in the main event, and the winner gets a shot
<v Speaker 2>at Jeffarty. So albody says, that's fine, get mister Anderson
<v Speaker 2>out here, and then I'll kick Jeff Arty's ass.
<v Speaker 1>Like later turning points in like three weeks.
<v Speaker 2>Bring mister Anderson out here, and I'll kick Jeff Arty's assator.
<v Speaker 2>I don't think Arbidy was supposed to reply here because
<v Speaker 2>Bishop says, sittle down, big boy, you got your work
<v Speaker 2>cut out for you tonight, and then it plays like
<v Speaker 2>the t and A like theme song over it. They
<v Speaker 2>were like ny in this segment.
<v Speaker 1>So we go backstage, Eric Bischoff, Fuck you are you
<v Speaker 1>always here? Dude? Go away, go away. Eric Bischoff is
<v Speaker 1>here with miss test Mocker.
<v Speaker 2>He missed Testmocker ended him. Have been like a thing
<v Speaker 2>on TV for a minute here, right, I think they've
<v Speaker 2>already been that's been established, he assistant or whatever. So
<v Speaker 2>Misstatsmoker says, there's something I could do for you, and
<v Speaker 2>then Bischof says, there's a lie you can do for me.
<v Speaker 2>Maybe after the show we can get together my place
<v Speaker 2>and have a cocktail and see what comes up.
<v Speaker 1>And she says, ooh, the relationship seems pretty nice. Yeah,
<v Speaker 1>everything all right? Yeah?
<v Speaker 2>And Bischof says it's that easy, isn't it? And miss
<v Speaker 2>Tatsmocker says, what do you mean? And Bishop says you
<v Speaker 2>It's just that easy, isn't it. She says, no, what
<v Speaker 2>are you talking about? And Bischall says, you don't know
<v Speaker 2>what I'm talking about. Well, let me tell you what
<v Speaker 2>to talk about. Let me tell you how easy you are.
<v Speaker 2>I'm sure Kevin, Nash and Pope know how easy you are.
<v Speaker 2>I said, what what is that?
<v Speaker 6>Like?
<v Speaker 2>A thing on the screen? They fucked this girl? And
<v Speaker 2>he said, see, you just can't keep your mouth shut
<v Speaker 2>and your legs closed? Can you? You know what you
<v Speaker 2>almost cost me by talking to those two guys. You
<v Speaker 2>know you almost cost me. I guess there must have
<v Speaker 2>been a segment where she told them this. I don't
<v Speaker 2>know what this was. Nobody really playing it. Yeah, and
<v Speaker 2>Bischof says, you didn't think, and cause you're not thinking
<v Speaker 2>with your head, you me were done. Can't trust you,
<v Speaker 2>don't want you around. You want to be in TNA.
<v Speaker 2>It's time to bury the knockouts some more here, James,
<v Speaker 2>you want to be in TNA. You got one option, bitch,
<v Speaker 2>I said, what the fuck, dude.
<v Speaker 1>I mean, this whole segment felt like super out of place.
<v Speaker 1>I was just very confused on what's going on. Vince
<v Speaker 1>McMahon segment. Yeah, Oh wow, that's a great way to
<v Speaker 1>put it.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, you're right, like this is super that. I don't
<v Speaker 2>know if that's what Bischoff was trying to channel here,
<v Speaker 2>but like this is a super weird that kind of
<v Speaker 2>thing where like he's just demoralizing anyone and humiliating anything humiliating.
<v Speaker 1>You gotta humiliate.
<v Speaker 2>Him, find some boots, put on some tights, and go
<v Speaker 2>sling your ass around with the ten knockouts because that's
<v Speaker 2>all you're good for. Now, what the fuck does that mean?
<v Speaker 1>Now? I just want to remind everybody this is one
<v Speaker 1>of the most like coveted women's divisions in the world
<v Speaker 1>up to this point.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, especially in America. Yeah, yeah, like, what the fuck?
<v Speaker 2>Just go go hang with the knockouts. That's all You're
<v Speaker 2>good for.
<v Speaker 1>Knockouts and exhivision super coveted before that, yes, before Hogan
<v Speaker 1>and Bischoff came around so much after.
<v Speaker 2>Oh well, you wanted some Gaga on the show.
<v Speaker 1>Dude, I thought you wanted Goo goo.
<v Speaker 2>So Beischof says, now you and your thirty eight double
<v Speaker 2>ds get out of my sight. I'm done with you.
<v Speaker 2>That's very specific.
<v Speaker 1>Well, mister Anderson walks out and says.
<v Speaker 2>He and Bishop turns around and Henderson says, hi, hey,
<v Speaker 2>and he grabs his hand and.
<v Speaker 1>That's crazy first off, and walks up and goes and
<v Speaker 1>Bishop goes, o hey.
<v Speaker 2>Anderson says, I never thought in a million years i'd
<v Speaker 2>meet a bigger asshole. Nah, you're you're more like a
<v Speaker 2>douchebag than me. Will you proved me wrong? And he
<v Speaker 2>squeezing Bishop's hand and Bischoff winces. So is he saying
<v Speaker 2>that he never thought he made another a bigger douchebag
<v Speaker 2>than him? Right, yeah, asshole?
<v Speaker 1>Right.
<v Speaker 2>Anderson says, just so you know, you ain't gonna win
<v Speaker 2>this war, and he walks off, and Bischoff calls him a.
<v Speaker 2>He says, son of a bitch, because of course we
<v Speaker 2>needed more Bischoff on this show. This I don't know,
<v Speaker 2>like miss Tesmalker. Obviously a big plot line here coming
<v Speaker 2>here soon.
<v Speaker 1>This is such an exhausting show.
<v Speaker 2>It's I mean like it's in like okay, this next thing.
<v Speaker 2>James completely confused me didn't understand like I get it,
<v Speaker 2>but like not one of these Bischoff segments. They could
<v Speaker 2>have fucking said that this was happening.
<v Speaker 1>So now it's time for the Pope versus Douglas Williams,
<v Speaker 1>Beer Money, Kazarian and aj Styles in a five on
<v Speaker 1>one handicap match.
<v Speaker 2>You might know these five minutes fortune.
<v Speaker 1>Four and there's even more people out there.
<v Speaker 2>There is more people because Jeremy Borash introduces Matt Morgan
<v Speaker 2>as being a part of this match. I thought this
<v Speaker 2>was six on one at first. But Matt Morgan is
<v Speaker 2>not a part of this match. He's out here in
<v Speaker 2>a suit. They must have just got confused, which is
<v Speaker 2>completely understandab because none of this makes fucking any sense.
<v Speaker 1>Probably should have nowst Eric Bischoff, I expect them to
<v Speaker 1>be out here.
<v Speaker 2>Don't worry, he's coming.
<v Speaker 1>Well, AJ is the Legends champion currently. Oh right, okay, yes,
<v Speaker 1>I was, I was.
<v Speaker 2>I forgot where in the lineage that title is because
<v Speaker 2>that has a rebranding a lot it does.
<v Speaker 1>So there's five people on this fucking team of them.
<v Speaker 1>What the fuck just happened?
<v Speaker 2>Doug Williams, I thought he was dead.
<v Speaker 1>So Pope is here. Pope bumps around Doug Williams and
<v Speaker 1>he bumps around because Aaron, like, I'm sure these guys
<v Speaker 1>also said okay, Like when they saw this on the sheet,
<v Speaker 1>they're probably like, okay, all right, we'll just bump around
<v Speaker 1>for you. Sure. AJ comes in and these guys, I
<v Speaker 1>mean AJ's bumping. They're all bumping and selling their asses
<v Speaker 1>off for Poach, which is nice here. I mean that's you.
<v Speaker 1>Gotta get the baby face over a little bit. Yeah,
<v Speaker 1>Matt Morgan than his the carbon footprint on Pope on
<v Speaker 1>the outside, and Rick Flair starts stopping him out to.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah because Pope. Pope went out and punch Flair in
<v Speaker 2>ahead and they get hit with carbon footprint and then yeah,
<v Speaker 2>Flair stumped Hm out. They send him back in and
<v Speaker 2>then AJ covers Pope and pulls him up at two,
<v Speaker 2>which means he was going to win.
<v Speaker 1>I love that the ref. I love that. Earl. Heabner
<v Speaker 1>was like, what the fuck are you doing, Mass, I've
<v Speaker 1>disrespecting him.
<v Speaker 2>Man, Just I love that is awesome.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, that is good. So Taz gets pissed off that
<v Speaker 1>Mike today is talking too much.
<v Speaker 2>Dude Today is like explaining like the bullshit that's going
<v Speaker 2>on the ring. He's trying to keep up with the
<v Speaker 2>action and the tags at all. And Taz says, you know,
<v Speaker 2>I'd like to get one word and I'm sorry, I'm
<v Speaker 2>sitting here with a headset on two.
<v Speaker 1>And then beer Money come in and they beat him
<v Speaker 1>up and they got beer money, and the crowd goes.
<v Speaker 2>Some of them yell sucks, but like it's it's mostly
<v Speaker 2>a positive reaction, dude.
<v Speaker 1>Before before they yelled the sucks part, they were all
<v Speaker 1>in on yes, yes, yeah, which is not good. No.
<v Speaker 2>I never understood that. And like, i mean, don't get
<v Speaker 2>me wrong, love beer Money. And I'm sure maybe they
<v Speaker 2>didn't think they thought it was like a thing that
<v Speaker 2>they would do that would get booed because it's obnoxious.
<v Speaker 2>But like we're too deep into that now. You guys
<v Speaker 2>are awesome and we're cheering for you.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, you don't want to do beer and then go
<v Speaker 1>to do money and give them the fuck.
<v Speaker 2>You Yeah fuck off.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, So Kazarian holds Pope for AJ to hit the
<v Speaker 1>flying forearm, but Pope gets out of the way. AJ
<v Speaker 1>lands and then Pele's Kazarian by accident. Ah, beer Money
<v Speaker 1>then hit the d W I drinking while investing and
<v Speaker 1>yeah beer money. Yeah yeah, So Pope loses and we're
<v Speaker 1>out of here.
<v Speaker 2>Maybe you think that's what they were thinking. This was
<v Speaker 2>super n w O, Like, yeah, it doesn't matter if
<v Speaker 2>the crowd cheers these guys, Like this is like a
<v Speaker 2>shades of Gray era.
<v Speaker 1>I mean it's always shades of Gray.
<v Speaker 2>Yees, fucking shades of Brown.
<v Speaker 1>Dukie dude, So five on one and the Pope like,
<v Speaker 1>there's nothing to talk about here. Pope just got he
<v Speaker 1>destroyed one near fall and then one near fall after
<v Speaker 1>he already had lost the match and AJ didn't let
<v Speaker 1>it end, and then match where like fucking beer Money
<v Speaker 1>lost like jay leth or something and adicap. Yeah you
<v Speaker 1>know they did pretty well there. Yeah, sure, pump around
<v Speaker 1>for him, do something dumb, babyface escapes. You can get
<v Speaker 1>your heat back afterwards. I completely expected a DQ here.
<v Speaker 1>I mean I didn't expect. I mean two on one
<v Speaker 1>is one.
<v Speaker 2>Expectations are in the ground.
<v Speaker 1>I didn't even expect a match by this point, I'm
<v Speaker 1>just whatever, this is just a talking show.
<v Speaker 2>Uh, Pope loses, They get in the ring, all of them,
<v Speaker 2>all seven members of Fortune foregan in the ring and
<v Speaker 2>stop out the Pope and then nobody comes to help
<v Speaker 2>them and that and then that's the end of that.
<v Speaker 1>Staying in fucking Nash left.
<v Speaker 2>There's no other faces where the entire exhivision.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, Eric Young was in the bag. I saw him. Yeah,
<v Speaker 1>Him and Orlando Jordan were back there.
<v Speaker 2>Ye, I saw them back They were too busy waiting
<v Speaker 2>for the Jay Wow segment instead looking for Cook.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, Cookie, dear the camera guy found Cookie. Yeah.
<v Speaker 2>Doug Williams. They all do the Fortune taught and Doug
<v Speaker 2>Williams can figure out just put the random.
<v Speaker 1>Fingers, dude, I mean, it's always the same one down,
<v Speaker 1>It's always the same.
<v Speaker 2>One different in England. Fuck you man.
<v Speaker 1>So Robbie and Cookie are on the way to the ring.
<v Speaker 1>Glad they couldn't find you that.
<v Speaker 2>I needed to fucking see them walking through the backstage
<v Speaker 2>as well as Jay Wow.
<v Speaker 1>I mean this is nuts because we just saw two
<v Speaker 1>b rolls of fifty people walk into the ring and
<v Speaker 1>it's for a town hall.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, it's not a mag for a match y goddamn.
<v Speaker 1>All right, Well, now it's time for the Robbie and
<v Speaker 1>Cookie down hall.
<v Speaker 2>Sure green theme, great fucking theme, great cammick. I love
<v Speaker 2>this your Cooks, Bro, Yeah, Robbie says, Bro Cooks, you
<v Speaker 2>want to hear something crazy?
<v Speaker 1>My dude.
<v Speaker 2>The crowd is chanting, who are you? I don't worry.
<v Speaker 2>You're gonna fucking know Robbie for.
<v Speaker 1>A few years. He for a while. Yeah, he's about
<v Speaker 1>to be the goddamn tag teams champion, legend champion. I
<v Speaker 1>mean he's gonna touch some titles around here.
<v Speaker 2>Robbie says. Right now, we're on at the same time
<v Speaker 2>as the Jersey Shore Bro, and I just want to
<v Speaker 2>say sorry because after we debuted last week, nobody wants
<v Speaker 2>to watch you fake punks. As far as I'm concerned,
<v Speaker 2>Jersey Shore is done. My dude, Hold on, what do
<v Speaker 2>you say, dude? It's that fucking Christopher Danels is the
<v Speaker 2>prophecy out there. Brother, I'm gonna go there Ada lists
<v Speaker 2>So seriously, Brosky, they Jersey short posers. They're done for
<v Speaker 2>no more that disgrace snooky, no more situation, and no
<v Speaker 2>more of that skank jay Cow due.
<v Speaker 1>Her cadence is so fucking nuts. Oh my god, it's
<v Speaker 1>the most valley accent ever. Like it is so so crazy,
<v Speaker 1>Like Ma's.
<v Speaker 2>So surprised they don't keep because I don't how long
<v Speaker 2>is she with him? I feel like it's not long.
<v Speaker 1>No, I don't feel like it's too long because he
<v Speaker 1>starts doing his own thing and the lists are legendary, Bro,
<v Speaker 1>the list is, I mean, so Cookie wants jay Wow
<v Speaker 1>to come out here. So cow Jay Cow jay Wow.
<v Speaker 1>Whatever she comes out here, she comes out here with
<v Speaker 1>the beautiful people. She has her own tron.
<v Speaker 2>Dude and music. They don't come to beautiful people music.
<v Speaker 2>She has her own theme song and uh Taz then
<v Speaker 2>for twenty seconds on commentary, as Jaywall is coming out,
<v Speaker 2>is trying to figure out the color of her hair. Oh,
<v Speaker 2>she want a strawberry blonde or something or a brunette.
<v Speaker 1>She might be a redhair or something brought.
<v Speaker 2>And then she gets into the ring and Taz says,
<v Speaker 2>let the pigeons.
<v Speaker 1>Lucy said it.
<v Speaker 2>We fucking heard it. It's not fake. It was not
<v Speaker 2>Faken't believe it, dude. I was like so excited. I
<v Speaker 2>was like, Wow, we've watched so many tazz eratenas and
<v Speaker 2>did not here let the pigeons loose, and we weren't fucking.
<v Speaker 1>Making it up. This is what it's all about.
<v Speaker 2>God fucking bless so fucking Jaywall gets in Cookies face
<v Speaker 2>Cookie and Test says they can't get face to face.
<v Speaker 2>There's no room. That was a joke about her breasts,
<v Speaker 2>of course. Uh, And Cookie says, look who decided to
<v Speaker 2>show up. It's that Jersey Street poser Jay Cow And
<v Speaker 2>I know you're a little bit slow, so listen real close.
<v Speaker 2>Take your fake ass weave, your fake ass nails, and
<v Speaker 2>your very fake dollar store fun bags and Jaywalls are
<v Speaker 2>playing with her titties and go crawl back in the
<v Speaker 2>hole you came out of. This is our house, bitch.
<v Speaker 2>And she slaps Jaywell and then j Well Judo trips
<v Speaker 2>her and fucking starts kicking her ass. She's slamming her
<v Speaker 2>head repeatedly off the apron like the back of.
<v Speaker 1>Her head said, Holy holy fuck, she's really could have
<v Speaker 1>hurt her here. This is a legendary TNA segment.
<v Speaker 2>Yes, this is our house bitch. I mean that line
<v Speaker 2>is uh, that's replayed on the YouTube.
<v Speaker 1>Itw c for a while. I mean, this is what
<v Speaker 1>it's all about people.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, dude, So I mean Jaywall was kicking her fucking
<v Speaker 2>ass though she was smashing her head in the fucking apron,
<v Speaker 2>which goes on for a while until the beautiful people
<v Speaker 2>pulled Jaywell off a cookie. They kick her out of
<v Speaker 2>the ring and they celebrate with Robbie carry's cookie out
<v Speaker 2>and Today on commentary says, hey, my dude, Jaywall just
<v Speaker 2>left her mark on TNA. It says, Broskie. There it is,
<v Speaker 2>don't worry a little bit less, a little bit more.
<v Speaker 2>Not wrestling here for a second, because we go backstage
<v Speaker 2>and mister Anderson is getting ready in the back surrounded
<v Speaker 2>by a bunch of twenty pound weights.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, just the twenties. He was doing latter raises, but.
<v Speaker 2>There was like eight of them. He was picking up
<v Speaker 2>a bunch of them.
<v Speaker 1>It once on the on the live TV one, there
<v Speaker 1>was TNA Lives dates like a little segment will you
<v Speaker 1>be there the next time TNA Wrestling makes history. Now
<v Speaker 1>these are house shows. There's three minutes left on the
<v Speaker 1>actual show here on the version I watched, oh, and
<v Speaker 1>I was saying to myself, how the hell are they
<v Speaker 1>going to pull this off?
<v Speaker 2>Yeah?
<v Speaker 1>Really, it's time for the main event here, mister Anderson
<v Speaker 1>versus Rob Van Dam. I assume mister Anderson didn't even
<v Speaker 1>do the mic thing because there was just no time
<v Speaker 1>to do it.
<v Speaker 2>Oh you know what, that would probably make a lot
<v Speaker 2>of sense. I thought it was just to show like
<v Speaker 2>how he was like locked in. But yeah, they probably said, hey,
<v Speaker 2>you got to get to the fucking ring. Is possible
<v Speaker 2>because they he's the only entrance like into this, Like,
<v Speaker 2>does Ardy even already get his entrance?
<v Speaker 1>He does, right, yeah he does?
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, okay, yeah, but like he's the mic is hanging there.
<v Speaker 2>When mister Anderson comes down, he slaps it out of
<v Speaker 2>the way and heads right to the ring. And Mike
<v Speaker 2>Today says, when we're back from commercial, the opening bell,
<v Speaker 2>and that's what happens.
<v Speaker 1>RVD doesn't take his shirt off for this whole Number
<v Speaker 1>one Contenders match.
<v Speaker 2>I was like, That's when I was like, wow, I
<v Speaker 2>can't believe how much time I wasted tonight.
<v Speaker 1>So RVD hits a spin kick and takes Anderson to
<v Speaker 1>the corner. Anderson fights out, but RVD gets him back
<v Speaker 1>to the corner, hits a monkey flip and his spin kick.
<v Speaker 2>This this is where I wrote rbdy wrestling in his shirt.
<v Speaker 1>Oh dude, dude, I know. I was like, Oh, maybe
<v Speaker 1>he's gonna like go to the top and then take
<v Speaker 1>it off.
<v Speaker 2>Pop it off. Yeah yeah, yeah, He's like he doesn't the.
<v Speaker 1>Whole This is number one contender match for the world title.
<v Speaker 2>Whoa when like.
<v Speaker 1>Right now? So RVD hits a moon saw off the
<v Speaker 1>a mister Anderson on the outside kicks him the head.
<v Speaker 1>That is the end of the show. On the broadcast version,
<v Speaker 1>the runover goes to TNA Reaction, which is a show
<v Speaker 1>that airs right after TNA, which is an hour of
<v Speaker 1>reacting to the show that just happened.
<v Speaker 2>I guess it's not a bad idea, right, like just
<v Speaker 2>keeping it on the other Yeah yeah, I mean that's
<v Speaker 2>how Reaction existed, right Yeah.
<v Speaker 1>It was always it was after it, and then they
<v Speaker 1>moved it and then they can't rah. Sure, Well that
<v Speaker 1>makes sense. On the TNA Plus version, though, it's the
<v Speaker 1>entirety of the match with none of the voiceover that says, hey,
<v Speaker 1>we'll catch you on TNA reaction. It's just it keeps going. Yeah.
<v Speaker 1>So rbdy goes to the top, but Anderson fights him
<v Speaker 1>and hits a superplex. Uh, mister Anderson back elbow into
<v Speaker 1>a chin lock, dude.
<v Speaker 2>The fucking the superplex thing was funny because already heads
<v Speaker 2>up top and Anderson crotches him. He goes up to
<v Speaker 2>fight for the super super plex, already cuts them off
<v Speaker 2>and shoves them down, then heads back up again and
<v Speaker 2>then gets crotched again to balls back to back here
<v Speaker 2>before the superplex.
<v Speaker 1>You have to see that. You have to look at
<v Speaker 1>mister Anderson's movements in this back elbow into the chin lock.
<v Speaker 1>Fucking Dane Cook. Like, that's all I saw was Dane
<v Speaker 1>Cook on stage here for this back elbow. It was
<v Speaker 1>fucking so funny. RVD double line, comeback each ship on
<v Speaker 1>the second one.
<v Speaker 2>Dude, Yes, he catches himself, dies and then whiffs a
<v Speaker 2>super kig.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, and it hits the world's strongest slam.
<v Speaker 2>Dude. I can't believe another week of somebody fucking doing that.
<v Speaker 2>I was like stunned.
<v Speaker 1>Mister Anderson goes for a flipping scent on he yells, Jeff,
<v Speaker 1>that's Rob my name is Rob.
<v Speaker 2>Go on, Bro, that's the kent on bamb.
<v Speaker 1>So RVD goes for the though it's not. RVD goes
<v Speaker 1>for the RVD goes for a frog splash and he
<v Speaker 1>lands right on mister Anderson's knees. No, Eric Bischoff is
<v Speaker 1>now here. There's no fucking way.
<v Speaker 2>Man can't believe it. The maine of that match, number
<v Speaker 2>one contentership for Jeff Hardy's fucking title at the pay
<v Speaker 2>per view that they haven't told me the date for yet,
<v Speaker 2>and Eric Bischoff is coming down to the ring to
<v Speaker 2>fuck up the match.
<v Speaker 1>So Bischoff's out here, he calls over baby Hebner and
<v Speaker 1>he tells him something in his ear. Bischoff tells Hebner
<v Speaker 1>to follow him, come on, get out of the ring.
<v Speaker 2>Fuck the match, dude, Yes, and he does it because
<v Speaker 2>he's it's his boss, so I guess he has to
<v Speaker 2>and says, I just want you to do your job
<v Speaker 2>and they walk. They walk to the back. RVD and
<v Speaker 2>Anderson are laid out in the ring, still selling shit,
<v Speaker 2>and Today says, does Bischoff have another referee in mind?
<v Speaker 6>Here?
<v Speaker 2>And I was like, okay, they're gonna send Jeff Hardy
<v Speaker 2>out in the ref shirt and fuck this up. But
<v Speaker 2>they don't even do that. Jeff Harty just comes out normal,
<v Speaker 2>also holding his ribs.
<v Speaker 1>Another means well, Jane, was he in pain? Yeah? I
<v Speaker 1>don't know. I'd take a shit had some of that
<v Speaker 1>Eddie gerres your pand song, Yeah, what's in pain? Yeah,
<v Speaker 1>Catery's just fucked up. So Jeff fits, you didn't do
<v Speaker 1>anything on the show, So Jeff, dude, Jeff fits RVD
<v Speaker 1>with a chair, then puts the chair on Anderson's arm,
<v Speaker 1>and Hardy hits the twist of Fate on rv D
<v Speaker 1>on the chair which is connected to Anderson's arm.
<v Speaker 2>That was pretty awesome. I actually did like that, and
<v Speaker 2>Tess says that was more like a twist I hate.
<v Speaker 1>Holy fuck.
<v Speaker 2>So Anderson rolls to the floors in agony. He just
<v Speaker 2>had his ship broken. And Jeff stands in the ring
<v Speaker 2>holding the chair and he and I'm like, oh my god,
<v Speaker 2>oh my god. There was only one match that I
<v Speaker 2>had to fucking finished tonight. There was only one match
<v Speaker 2>and it was a five on one handicap match.
<v Speaker 1>I wish they had a tag where they didn't coexist.
<v Speaker 1>A bunch of them really would have been great.
<v Speaker 2>A litany of them. The last thing I wrote here
<v Speaker 2>was what a fucking bad show? I mean I hate this.
<v Speaker 2>I hated this like I was there one redeeming thing
<v Speaker 2>here Cookie, I mean.
<v Speaker 1>You know Robbie has a good career in TNA. Yeah, like.
<v Speaker 2>God, this was a fucking I watched this in one
<v Speaker 2>run too, like I think because I was so like
<v Speaker 2>enamored with the fact that how fucking like stupid this
<v Speaker 2>was like I couldn't every time there was another segment
<v Speaker 2>and not a match, I was like, I couldn't believe
<v Speaker 2>what I was seeing.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I mean, they didn't talk enough for my liking.
<v Speaker 2>Thankfully, you can continue on for the next hour with
<v Speaker 2>reaction if you like.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I mean hopefully.
<v Speaker 2>About talking on the show. Is there matches on reaction?
<v Speaker 1>I don't think so. Yeah.
<v Speaker 2>No, they talk about the dogging on the talk show.
<v Speaker 1>Fuck fu.
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