Revisiting WWE Raw 2002 Jeff Hardy Undertaker Ladder Match, Triple H New nWo Member, Obi Book Kenobi, RVD Brock Lesnar Feud
On the search for the best Undertaker WWE Raw main event we visit The Undertaker vs Jeff Hardy Ladder Match! The Undertaker is the Undisputed Champion and he's got a full plate. Coming up he’s got a match with Kurt Angle and a match with The Rock, however he is overlooking his ladder match with Jeff Hardy. This is a huge moment for Jeff Hardy and a star making performance against The Undertaker for the WWE Undisputed Championship. We are one week removed from the infamous “Ruthless Aggression” promo from Vince McMahon. Brock Lesnar has pure Ruthless Aggression and Rob Van Dam is looking for a fight after the King of The Ring. Also, the nWo is currently feuding with Booker T & Goldust. Goldust dressed like Darth Vader gets taken out before their scheduled tag team match. X-Pac was also attacked backstage leading to a singles match Big Show vs Booker T. After Booker T wins via count out Shawn Michaels and Kevin Nash beat up Big Show. However, Big Show is still a member. Now it’s time for a new member and it’s an old friend, Triple H. All this and more as we are fresh into the Ruthless Aggression Era!
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The Boys on Bag Podcast, episode number two hundred and eight. Yeah, that's my favorite number. Did you know my favorite number? No, it's not. Look you we start the show off and you're fucking lying already, Tony lying. I'm not lying, Tony, get lying, gloding machine prepared because machine I don't. Okay, alright, okay, we'll say Tony, we're gonna save it. It is locked, cocked and ready to unload on your face when the window come on. Listen, time is right, I'm ready, listen, look, I'm ready boys. Hell today we're talking about Monday Night Raw July first, two thousand and two. Oh wow, what a fantastic year, Tony. Yeah, it was best you it was. I told that's here is the show. We're Undertaker and Jeff Hardy have a ladder match for the w Undisputed Championship. So whenever you know, we've talked about it's Undertaker ad nauseum on this show, sadly more than I've ever wanted to talk about the Undertaker. And anytime we talk about you know it, has Undertaker ever had a good Raw main event. This is the match that comes up. So we're the answer is no, it's still it still has. We're finally reviewing the show to see how well it holds up. Well. Before we get into that, we have some Deadlock updates over on our Patreon Patreon dot com for slas Deadlock PW. It's the best pat that's a word I've been here. Watch this is up a new one if you will, Yes, and it is. It's it's a big one. It's a it's another Tony special as well. The Human Torch match Stang Vampiro Great American Batch. Steve James had not seen this match, which makes it even better watching it for the first time with James checked that out the fotos here on our Patreon, along with one hundred and fifty other episodes of Watch This and There's Something that we called something else once. Oh that was original original. Speaking of SGH, the new SGAs new and improved. Some are calling it and a bollot. I keep hearing that, but sometimes I keep hearing it in the same voice. I think everyone's just tappening. They're all along the same line and a back. But it is Vengeance two thousand and three. We're gonna be watching this month and that's in the ten dollars tier on our Patreon full watch along with the boys. Now let me also give you an update here on the Deadlock merchandise from the last draw. The order is in oh my, and we are waiting for production to finish up, and then once conduction finished up, we will ship it to you. Yes, standing info we get. We will let you know, We will let you know. DPW Beast Coast aired this past weekend on DPW on Demand. Hell yeah, God damn, what a show. It was very good. God, I mean motor City machine guns they seeing them in a DPW ring alone is pretty goddamn crazy packed house for that show too. That was the most people we've had in the Durham Marmory, which was awesome, fucking cool. Also, not only Beast Coast, by the way, the night before that, DPB Spark a new episode of Sparking a big, big show that was too. I think I love Spark. I mean, that's my announcement, Tony, I like it. Oh that's your now, okay, James announcement, Spark. That's very brave of you to say that, James. I think it was the best episode of Spark ever. I do too. I think uh it felt big league. Yeah, man, I mean has a whole new intro. Uh. You know, the production is insane, The matches are fucking sweet. Uh, there's legit everything you could ask for in a wrestling show, and it was sick. It was sick. You can watch it for free on YouTube. Holy shit, that's what everyone's but asking for. Yeah, and guess what, you fucking you actually have never stopped getting that. Literally the entire time we've been here, you've never stopped getting that. We actually probably have the most free shows out of any wrestling indie around period right now on YouTube. 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From The Observer July first, two thousand and two in ww News and a year filled with surprises and some of the most questionable decisions making by a major company owner in history. Mits Workman rise everyone on June twentieth when it was announced that he had rehired Vince Russo, even though just about nobody knew, and nobody includes Stephanie, who was said to have been as blindsided by the news as anyone. Apparently, the deal had been in works for some time. Russo sold his CD store in Georgia and had stopped supplying the jarrets with ideas who of course we're doing NWA TNA. He was in fact helping with booking, despite denials from all parties, largely working with Glen Gilbertie, otherwise known as Disco Inferno. It is said that the closest person in Russo now is Gilbertie, and you can point to Russo's belief he was going to get a deal to the time that Gilbertie pulled out of n W A t NA this. Please keep note of Russo being in WWE here for later observers. In ww news, the general consensus now is that the following people are ready to be brought up Shelton, Benjamin, Rob Conway, Nick Dinsmore, Victoria, Steve Bradley and the prototype. Now, I don't think any of these people are gonna make it. But was that the freaking two thousand and two would be w class was one of the best ever? Well why would you when I would have been in the class? Well, I got look at Danny Brown up. Well maybe not. They kind of stink like smell like shit. It's because Danny dorking shit his pants is jus a joke. Man. Let me tell you something, man. That class, I mean, that class is genuinely insane. When you look back at it, it's almost as insane as the two thousand and eight W Roster. It's stacked, it's right up there, I'd say, like two thousand and eight W Roster James and then perk Angle like that's like where it is from. He was a different breed and there was this one spy. Remember that was a different breed. It was dude white Raines and Bray Wyatt and Bray pointed, and which reminded me a lot of the ruthless aggression that the dude these all you know what I remember how wrestling? Dude? Do you remember the Evans star Press? I mean, oh my dude, bald Orton was just a different breed. And yeah, dude, and please the cane entrance when he returned that one time against d X. From The Observer, July eighth, two thousand and two. Sad news here, boys, this is a tough one. Here. After a length a lengthy meeting on June twenty six, the x WF has basically recognized that there is no way to do business in the US and make any money. I hear, I hear. We kind of like say, with that regard, we are modern X. They had spent months trying to negotiate a television deal after shooting ten episodes last year, and no matter how much people in wrestling like the point of w W strong numbers, even though they are down as evidence that a smaller cable network could use wrestling as a flagship to be something, it's not something programmers are interested in. Xbf's recent last ditch effort was to negotiate with WGN and Chicago. Uh it is not T and T RFX, but it's you know, it's something. And the idea was to put five episodes in September on the air, which would cost them approximately three hundred and thirty thousand dollars to do. The money people ultimately, after spending an excess of two million dollars for the original XWF tapings production and having several salaried office employees and a few wrestlers on contract, recognize it was a no win situation. So it's it's pretty crazy, yeah, due two million for the first tapings of those four fucking episodes that we fucking perfect. Yeah, I mean they had some names. Production, had a set build, you know, the lights that pyroa. Yeah, they did, like I'm sure they should not. You know, that was probably a pretty penny I mean, and that in Harrison if you want to look at it, I mean the real way, like if we're ok, if we're stripping it all down right and we're like we're just like we need to make money, like the women are wrestling joint I think is making money, Like now what the like where like the people they use are like not like big name talents, so like they can get them kind of cheap, you know, and like they take all of it within four days and then they put it on local TV and they get like crazy ratings, right and like sure, yeah, I'm sure. I mean I can't imagine that's not making money, you know what I mean. It's been going for like a year now, right, Yeah, it's been going. I think they're doing another tape in soon, so like it come not you know what I mean, because like the way that it's set up, it seems like it's a home run in that regard. It's not like anything that you would I don't think like wrestling fans would look onto or anything, like they wouldn't look back on this, like, you know, anything crazy, but like they fucking make money, probably the locals. I hear the ratings are crazy on the syndicated network, So I imagine they they maybe they started with the idea that like it was okay to be where they are until something else picked up. Like XWF wanted to be a competitor right away the w W They wanted on big network. I think a lot of people look at wrestling like that, right, Like they look at when they especially when they get into it's like yeah, if you're not big, what are you doing? Yeah, if we're not competing at that level with this, then fuck it. But like yeah, I mean coming into it with like the mindset of like we're just gonna shoot for syndicated TV, and like we're gonna film, you know, four weeks and then like if you don't have the date, then all right, we won't use you. And then like we'll just call you, you know, someone on There's some people on the show are just called like like Hawaiian wrestler or some shit, you know what I mean, like change all their names and shit too, don't Yeah, yeah, And they just film a bunch of b roll and like do a bunch of matches in four days and like just fucking they have a million episodes they put it up. But it works. It works. Yeah, That's what I'm saying. Like you have to have a visionary I think fuck you, daddy uh. In w B News, the career of Diamond Dallas Page, which is now officially over due to decisions made by his insurance company and WWE is one of the most most intriguing careers of this era. To look at the real straw that Camel's back yet really on his career was when the Lloyd's of London informed him that if he wrestled again, they were going to terminate his insurance policy, which I think a lot of wrestlers. I don't know if that does that still exist the Lloyds of London. I heard that in a long time Lloyds. It was like an insurance thing. That's like, you know, celebrities got right, Yeah, that was wrestlers all had to Lloyd I know, I think rick Rude had it. I feel for some reason, I fly remember Ricky, it's a number world's leading insurance or something. Well, well, they said, if you fucking wrestle, we're going to terminate your ship. And Vince Rickman and Jr. Both told DDP that he should retire. He saw us a spinal specialist in Birmingham who sent the w B letter recommending he no longer wrestled due to neck due to his neck problems, which is where Vince and Ross give the agreement to recommend him not to attempt to come back. He went into the Ring on April sixteen, two thousand and two, and was asked to put Bob Holly over. From all accounts, he wasn't particularly thrilled he did, but in doing so, you better be buddy like me. Now, this was a time period where where Bob Holly started getting a little gassed, he started getting a little hit on him. He fucking he gets a pay per view title match with Brock or he does, Oh I forgot about that. Wow, he fucks up DDP here, uh, partially his and then partially not so. DDP had his neck messed up with a clothesline from Holly, and probably worse was taking a bad bump and landing on his neck from a superplex, which I think I saw, maybe just because the clip went all over. Who was it? Chris van Vleet did, like interview with DDPA. That's right, And DDP just does like a normal superplex, but he like folds up like an accordion. He land on the shoulders, is what he does. Yeah, and they get all fucked up and so yeah, he lands on his shoulders and his fucking body went so crunched that his ddp's leg off the superplex flipped over and kicked Bob Holly in the nuts. He can see it. So DDP has done here because of Bob Holly. Really, that's how I'm gonna blame you. Yeah, well, I mean his run before that, you know, if things were looking really up for him. So when he was up next, he was gonna, you know, probably be in a battle royal and uh and then he was gonna was gonna get his ass kicked by Brock. Who was gonna get Brock would have beat him with a diamond cutter. How about you? I want whoever can injure him first? Bonus too. Vice was begging for someone to hurt this fucking guy. On the Independent Wrestling News, indie wrestler necro Butcher nearly had his arm amputated after a light bulb match with Madman Pondo. He underwent four hours of surgery, which saved the arm after a light bulb punctured his arm. Meltz rits, I wonder if that'll be a wake up call for anyone. I wasn't really wondering, because that would mean I don't already know that the answer is no. All right, So anyways, and wrestling in Japan last week, So to that one doing the same kind of machine. Yeah, probably, dude. I didn't realize he was gonna have his fucking arm amputated, though, how do you get fucked up that bad from a tube? He still would have He would have wrestled one arm. I think would have been sweet. I damn, I don't know if it was him, it would have been fucking sweet, right, I don't know if it was him. Somebody definitely had the idea of like having like a finger cut off in a match, and it might have been him. Crazy. You don't need all of them, do you. No, I don't think I would have done it for I way. Of course, from that they would have paid him, you know, plenty to do it too, Yeah, you know. From the Observer. July fifteen, two thousand and two, and a strange twist of events, NWATNA announced on seven nine that Vince Russo has joined the promotion. This doing this two weeks after he went to WWE. He is now back in the NWA. Russo had announced had been announced by w E on June twentieth as having joined the company, but after his first meeting the next day, his job structure had changed from writer to consultant. He was reportedly being paid one thousand dollars per week for a position many of the company have where they are supposed to critique two main weekly shows and send reports to Vince. However, he had not signed a contract and had told people he felt w B was a mess and it wouldn't change because Vince would never remove Stephanie from the position of head writer. It's all said that Russo heard rumblings during the week that McMahon had been talking to Dusty Rhodes about joining the writing team, which may have made him made him less secure about the rumored positioning for him as the guy in the on deck circle. So Vince Russo was thought to be head writer, then went consultant and then not in the company at all. Want to run. I don't know if there's a better run than that. You gotta give it to this guy. Me Like this is there's not a grifter in a world that does it better than him. James. He comes back more like he's like he's in teena and then he's in tena again. He literally he literally yeah, he literally like helps TNA and then like also just derails it completely to the point where like spikes like you got to get the fuck out of here. And then and then they kept him around anyways secretly that's in say that's fun. He's like, it's either Vince Russo or you're off the air, Like get him out of here or you're And they said, okay, all right, we fired We fired him. And then they sc Spike and said, what a bunch of dumb asses. They didn't they send it to They were trying to send it to like Mike Tena, and they send it to Mike Johnson instead. Yeah, just Spike and the Eel and they're like fires an idiot alright? Uh. In Pro Wrestling No. One News, just days before he was scheduled to leave for a Noah tour, Vader was arrested by police in his hometown of Boulder, Colorado for the following things, suspicion of spitting at an officer, threatening officers with rocks, resisting a rest, drinking he's driving, careless driving, and leaving the scene of an accident. On the evening of seven to one. Ended up taking eight officers, two police dogs, and three sets of handcuffs before Vader agreed to be arrested peacefully. It started when a sports utility van driven by Vader crashed into a bush when asked about his drinking. The arrest reports stated that Vader responded by saying, I will and can kick all of your asses. Let's fight two of the tempt He's got out their dogs. But Vader didn't back down and had his daring contest with the dogs and threatened to kill them. Where is going This is from the observer from Vader, I believe where did the rocks come from? He threaten them with rocks. Yeah, he said I'll beat you with rocks, and he's threatened to spit on them or he did spit on them. It was suspicion of spitting on an officer and let's get a spit on. You imagine writing all this down and you had to go back to the office and run all this down. He said. Vader was staring at the dog at Yeah, did you stare at the dog? He thit the rocks out of his spit on. That's going all this guy, dude, it's in it's in his hotel, so you know he's like a celebrity there again, again, they probably it probably none of this, like it, probably none of this happened, and then he called like nine of his buddies and they came over and they probably probably said something to do. He said, Shawn's better than you. He said, Ah started taking rocks to ship. Dad bumped a dog. I was gonna say, police reports don't lie what they do, so I don't know what get it no way. Man in his boots says, just fine. W W E news. Uh, there's a lot of drama with surprisingly the nWo. The propost story line for John Cena following up him slapping curd angle was that he would slap Mince McMahon in the face and m when McMahon tried to back him down, and he would get into the ring and get a near fall on Jericho before Jericho would end up beating him. Triple H went to Vince and got it changed, using the argument that nobody should be touching Vince right now except for Hogan until after Summer Slam. This ended up with a major backstage issue between heat, mostly between wrestlers and the nWo faction, which is including Triple H. Some wrestlers believe Triple HG was against the idea, not for reasons, he stated, but because everyone can see Sina his potential and they're trying to control the top positions. I didn't realize that from immediately second week, Sina was already being touted as too good and we should fucking get rid of the guy. Yeah interesting, yeah, yeah, I mean he doesn't very triple H at the time. I mean, this doesn't seem too far out of the roma possibility. Sure, sure, yeah, I don't know, like John Cina doesn't really do much after that, and they let him go and we never knew report. I just read the sheet. Last piece of news. Here some notes from Raw in Philadelphia, a fan had a sign that read Big Show is not over, and when Big Show saw it on Heat, he gave the guy a the finger and tried to get it removed, but security couldn't get it. And then he held the sign up during Raw when Big Show was out for a promo. So Big Show pointed out the guy in security hop the barricade and took the sign Big Show suck you, dude. I can't imagine being that fucking mid From on Raw, you see, this guy was like the guy I'm not owned, I'm not owned. And the same thing happened to fucking seth Rollins. What seth is not cool or something was a yeah, big a rough couple of years from taking food of my table, We're gonna kill a w still out. Yeah. Well that is it for the water wrestling at the time. And now it's time for Raw July first, two thousand and two. All right, now it's time to getting Raw July first, two thousand and two. Oh yeah, a boxing no no no, no, no, no no no, no colds and cold open back a little bit. This is looking for someone with ruthless aggression. You'll hear this four thousand times tonight. Brock Lessner has ruthless aggression and he just beat Rob van Dam to win the King of the Ring. Oh yes, of course. Well Rob van Dam attacks brock Lessner and we get a singles match out of it on Raw last week. And J jr. Is j is a tremendous line here that they include in this cold open. He said, our videos urinating all over this coordination that is crazy. R VD has Lessner beat, but Paul Hayman interferes in the match is thrown out. Fucking asshole. They got the whole like match to ominous music. It was like it was very it was horror movie music. Yeah, Well, Lessner then pulls rob and Damn to the outside, throws him into the apron and then throws him through the table. Bastard, you fucking piece of shit. Yes, Spinebusters in the hell power bomb through a table. Look cool. And this is super early Brock. It's pretty crazy. Now get the jugs music, Michaels and gold Dust and shadow boxing Undertaker Brugs. Come. Well, now it's time for the Brock Lessner and Paul Hayman town hall. Yeah, are you ready for some fucking roofless aggression, you piece of shit. Jerry Lawler is ringside in a T shirt that says devid Talent Scout is what the he is of ten years running weirdest bastard alive. Well Tony. Of course, we had the Golden Thong Award. That was a did here recently, so j the prestigious they do they do that prestigious God, which was one by Tory Wilson. But we'll get in that a little bit later. For now, we have to hear Paul Hayman talk about the summer of Brock Lesner. Yeah, we love the summer of whatever runs loves the summer runs of the summers are awesome. Man, you got the boys, you know, the Beers. Summer is like historically one of the lowest ticketed wrestlings of the year. We're information from because the police report. Yeah, you're right, I don't believe that. I believe the ratings are through the roof Well Tony, Paul Hayman says. He confirms is really tony. This is not the summer of rob Ban Damn. Okay, because it's because it's that's the problem there. It's not the summer of Robbin Dame. It's the summer brom should have Summer robb and damn, yeah, it would have been. He pretty much entirely calls the shot. Hey, Brock's gonna fuck everyone up through summer until Smer Slam and he's gonna win the title. That's right, get trust those all the time. Brock Lessner has intelligence which was inspired by Kurt Angle and by the way, Brock can beat Kurt Angle. Uh and Hayman says, Lessner wants to face a veteran tonight, which is very specific well because on SmackDown Kurt did the thing the Olympic Golden fucking Open Challenge where John Cena it was a rookie. Any rookie could come out and face Kurt kieh sox do in the opposite he wants an old old some of a bit. I was hoping Brock would do the five minute White Boy Challenge, That's what I was hoping for. But yeah, that would dude. If there's any white boy to host a five minute White Boy Challenge, it's Brock Leser. Well, they love doing this around this time. As this would last for a little bit, Brock would kill the veterans and then Randy Jordan would kill the veterans. Basically, if you're a veteran a WB your ass was getting smashed. I'm gonna tell you you're right, dude. I I like when they he said the challenge was going to be a veteran. I was like, all right, here comes fucking Jim Duggan or songs and slaughter. Because it's always one of them. It is always one of them. It's slaughter a lot. Really, it starts a lot. Jim Duggan always got ran through. Well, no one answers it first, but then you hear on the loud speaker, who that could be? Anybody? They could be, But it's rig Flair, David alright, fair enough, he's in gear too. David could be here, but he's in like Hartland wrestling or whatever. He's not even here now. He's taking it place kids. He's killing the class, average, killing the class. None of Booppie's out of this kid. Well, rob Man, damn is he Well, he's not here. He's not here yet. No, No, he didn't. He didn't get the hent arrived yet. He had an autograph session. Bro he's smoking fucking bought with Sabu's terry brunk. So Lesner gets right up in Flair's face as he comes out here, literally inches from his fucking mouth and eyes, and he says, yeahbadabad Old man Fla says he's the wrong place, wrong year, with the wrong guy. And I wrote, very breathy, brock Lessner, because that's how brong places, wrong year with the wrong guy, very fucking stinky breath. I'm sure there's not a lot of people that look like brock Lessener in the history of humanity life. Yeah, this is a caveman that was sent to the future and then all he ate was fucking testicles and balls, drinks steroids and ejected living proof that steroids wrong. He had like a special X man. He had some fucking he put some ju, had some meth in there had some h g H. I mean, there's not a lot of people that could like survive that. He's like Captain America, like they put he put his ass in. He said, your essay, fucking living bro brock Lester said, I so brock Lesner versus Rick Flair is the first match of the evening, which is a crazy I mean that's a crazy sentence on its own. Rick Flair versus brock opening Raw. Yeah, I mean they were all in on this youth movement. I guess you could say they had chips on brock Lesner. Yeah, you're right, I mean yeah, they I mean the nWo was fucking trying to destroyitiate. They're trying to push these John Cena's and brock Lessners. Yeah. I guess in the end, the new Blood one boys, new Blood rising until they didn't and they left. They were rising until brock left, and then they said, ah fuck trile h is off boys. It happens every time. So we started off the match. Flare does the aries ear claps, which I thought was pretty cool. Here that what does that actually do claps his ears? Crazy? Is that called up? Okay? That was a no, That's what Jarre said, equilibrio. I get to clap constantly, clap that. Have you seen my keys? Oh? So, a very short match here to start off the show. Lesner hits a fucking Alabama Slams five buster on Rich Flair. He's trying to figure out his fucking movies here. He doesn't jumping elbow drop. That's hot. That's heat right there. But yeah, I like that guy. He'd make it back here. Yeah, shoes of a champion. He was probably in the twenty two v W class. Yeah did you say shoes, Johnny shoes? Did I just say shoes with a champion? Yeah? So Flair hits two low blows, one very much in front of the referee, right in front of him, second one not so much. So Flair is now on top. Hayman distracts, Lesner hits the f five. Lesner wins. He at least got the figure four on him, but Hayman was on the apron. Fucking don't even that even. Lessner literally got back up and just dike, it didn't even affect him. It was right after he's in the before gets out of it, punches him in in the face, and Brock is up hitting Hi with a five right away. Yeah, they really did put a lot behind brock Lesner. And yeah, I remember being a kid and I was like, yeah, this guy's crazy, man, He's he's a fucking freak of nature for real. So the w w rewind brought to you by one eight hundred call att a good deal, dude. This sound is super weird. I thought they were gonna say the WWF rewind. It's like a pause. It was like the ww E rewind. I wrote WWF. I feel like in my head I heard w WF. Yeah it's I think like it's maybe maybe it was, you know, they had to fix it and they fucking like dubbed it over like badly or something, or maybe I I swear it said watch. I mean, like I said I heard. I wrote m WF because that's what I heard. So I think you're onto something. So Tris Stradis says, this is a crazy feud. Tris Stradis says, Molly Holly has a big, fat ass and it's bad and it's so bad. In two thousand and two for Big Anyway, the Golden Thong Award for the biggest nicest ass is available now and now come, come and get it while you can't collect, don't miss out come one style. So Tris Stradis says, Molly Holly has a big badass and then wins a tack mash and that's it. And who was Trish's dag Bartner? Who did they say? Linda Miles, Linder Miles Linder Miles is here and she one tough enough its own Linda Miles. So we go backstage after this. Coach goes up to Jackie Gata, who is here, and he says that he was a part of the Diva's Undressed special and Jackie shake real good he was there. I don't know if you saw that look pretty damn good between me and you. I thought you were gonna win, which I was like win what? I was like? What is she winning? And then Jackie says, of course the Golden Thong Award. I said, da, I don't know how I forgot that one. How many years did they do the Golden Thong Award? It was? I feel like I feel like Stacy wins it at some point, but maybe was it only Tory? I remember Stacy holding some golden leg thing. Okay, me too. At some point was Stacy was the fuck? Did I just find here? Is this a w W card? Oh you can get that. You can get the Tory Wilson Golden Thong WWE Fortitude card. And is it of the thong? It's like her ass, Tony. Maybe you're right, maybe the Golden Thong was modeled after Stacy's ass because I remember, yeah, because I remember seeing like a confidential or something they showed like how they made it molded her ass or something that's crazy. Here's a here's a threat on squares circle who would win this year's w B Golden Thong Award. This was in twenty twenty, and the top one is big e. Drew mcadar was on top of twenty twenty, wasn't he? I feel like I have no idea. Who was on top of twenty twenty? Yeah? I pandemic, Yeah, pandemic. Yeah. So the Diva's Undressed Special with Jackie Gada, I was like, Jackie Gata one of the underrated goats. I'm a big fan of Jackie Gador. I thought she was she was she should have won the Golden Definitely that well, she says, she didn't lose, she just didn't win, which dude, okay, I just thought I was fucking going crazy when she's the that was her explanations. She said, Tory walked away at the Golden Thong Award. But I didn't lose the competition. I just didn't win. What was done that, you know what I mean? Chalking up, choking up and James definitely dude, chalking up, chalking up in the game. That's right. That's how it goes. I mean, that's real. No, that's how it is. She didn't lose, she didn't win it, which is wrong. She just didn't win. Chalk it up in the game, you know, that's it. So coach says, all right, well you did lose to Trish and Linda Miles, you know her Lindless. Yes. Jackie says, well, no, that was Molly Hollywood lost that not me. And I didn't lose. And you'll never guess where Molly Holly was. She was right there watching the whole time. That's very strange. So Molly comes up with the title belt and she says, well, maybe if you didn't parade around in your undergarments, you would be a better competitor. Well that's I mean, she didn't lose supposedly, so maybe she's just send more time doing it. Yeah, that's fair. Well, Jackie Gata says, well, at least I look good at my underwear. Now again, Molly and your big fat I want to make sure we all know Molly Holly is a beautiful woman. This age like the milk. I have no idea what I'm like, I'm looking at it that it's like, damn, my Holly is like very beautiful. And then I'm like, she looks great and her ass is sweet and everything I've heard about her, she's like the nicest person ever, like and he wrestler says, she's like the sweetest, nicest girl. Yeah, this is like a crazy segment. It's like, Okay, you didn't win the Golden Thong Award. And also, Molly Holly with your big fat ass a beautiful woman, Patty, she was insanely crazy. It's like crazy. It's like she walks on the screen and like You're like, I don't don't anymore, like you can convince me. It's like okay, okay, it's got to be like the craziest shit ever. You know what I mean, but then Molly hollywa what the fucky girl next door? Molly Holly. Oh, by the way, for those that are I just want to explain to some people that might not know. Linder Miles goes on to manage James's favorite tag team, the Basham Brothers. Uh and they we talked about on the show before. But I love what Shaniqua. Yes, the bash Brothers are are God damn MPCs man, you love them. They were born in the Cornet factory of wrestling. They were they were industry plants. That's crazy, man. And they also do an angle where JBL clothes lines Shaniqua Linder Miles and she goes away for a bit and she comes back and for some reason, because of this clothesline, it has swollen her chest and she has bigger titties. Now she got a boom job, so they took her out with a clothes line. You know, back in the they used to care about that. You should care about telling you why people are gone, not as you just leave him come backs. You got the boobs on it, leave it come back so you can get a pop because we need the return. Pope. I would love to see Shanique was return pop. If you've seen this jod By that same I got that. So Jackie Gaida says she looks good in her underwear, and then Molly of course slaps Jackie Gaida and then throws her into a rudy box and runs her ass out into the ring. They go through the drape, but just go right out there, yeah, which is uh. You know, one of my favorite wrestling tropes is where you go through the drape and then you can be wherever after you go through the drape. You could be anywhere you want to be. Utter that you can get right, like, yeah, you can be in a whole different fucking city state as a drape. If they were they were like times square, like you know what, that makes sense. They went to the drape, so I would believe that. Yeah, I believe that, Yeah, exactly. So I also once again Molly Holly attacking Jackie Gaida, and I'm confused on what they're fighting about exactly. Jackie was mean, so Molly is defending herself. Boo fatass. Well, Molly rips a fucking pipe off the barrick. Apparently this really hurt feeling. You build guardrails and pipes, rips a fucking pipe off the barricade, swings her fucking head. She was gonna kill Jackie Gador because Jackie dude, Jackie Gannon tries to kill her by throw. Trying to throw her through the side of the stage made the loudest noise of it was. She bounced right off of it too. Yeah, it was gnarly. They showed a little replay of it and everything was fat ass. Oh you're right, Yeah, that's awesome, so sweet. Molly then chokes Jackie Gada with a pipe all the way to the ring. She was really gonna kill Jackie Gator. This is crazy match. Well, well, you know what, it might be a match now. I'm started to double guests. I was like, is this a match now? Because they get into the ring and then she hits a backbreaker and a top kick. I said, what the fuck is going on? Well, that's how I fight all my fights. I literally read that. I said, this is a real fun she I thought she was going for the Molly go around. At least I was like, Okay, lay her out with your finish. She doesn't. It doesn't missile drop kick. Well, Trish makes the save and then rips Molly Hollies pants down, which reveal her granny picks, Oh, that's a lot of cotton. She knows under garment since the eighth grade. I genuinely am like all of you, this is craziest fuck Like I like you know what I mean, Like that's so nuts, Like what do they expected away you wear the dog piece out here, because like like that's crazy, like Jay, Like if you come out here, you're not wearing a thog piece, crazy Jay, and fucking you're like, holy shit, holy shit, look at that is a shooting ass. I don't want to get a sh out of here. That is fucking nuts. In a while, I'm want to go to start looking for your keys if they don't get ball out of here. So dude, even before that, Lawler says, oh, if she didn't have a well padded backsize, that would have hurt her. In chair says, well, that remains should be seen. Dude, what fuckus going on? Normal ass? It's so funny looking back on this because it's ridiculous, Like it's fucking ridiculous. I think that's probably what you know. It's funny because I look back on them, like this has got to be what they're shooting for. It's gotta be like you guys are in on the joke, because like she is actually beautiful and you know, she fucking has she has a nice ass, you know what I mean, Like I don't understand what's going on. They genuinely thought that like that was I think, I think beauty standards right, sure, absolutely, yeah, beauty standards were was not insidely, Yeah, which is crazy. She's look fucking fantastic. She jr out there talking shit about which is watched him his shitty ass, stink faced. They're treating like she's fucking for key, She's fucking ass out here. So Trish then goes to the ramp after all this is said and done, and she pantomimes that Molly Holly has a big fat ass. Trish tradis frantimized by big fat Okay, yeah, alright, So backstage segment, Kris de Whiskey is with Terry Rynolds. He's on his fourth concussion of the mom too. He looks like he's been through the Man Black. His storyline right now is to get a concussion every match. So No Wisky says, you know, I actually you know I'm facing Bradshaw I don't want the hardcourt title. I just don't want it. Why would I want it? Twenty four seven rules? I'm not to fit in the title twenty four seven. So it was pretty smart. Actually yeah, yeah, so's he does not want to swing a pipe at Bradshaw. He wants to lay the pipe educationally, with all due respect. Christ Whiskey's looking to put something. He's looking for Johnny. He needs it. He said, his most dangerous weapon is in a table or chair. It's intelligence in jarish as well. And then it goes to commercial. He had something to say. It was something about Molly. So we got a Christal Whiskey versus Bradshaw non title hardcore match or regular rules, regular rules, non title. The front the front office said to have for real. I hate it made me fucking sick. Q's are on in this match, I think, right, So there's counting out? How the fun did you do that? How they changed the game off? There's no options, no, no forever Tony, I know that, come on, no, come on, so no whisky like you mentioned before beat Chest black Eye. Jesus. I was like, I wonder how this happened? And this showing a replay of him rolling up Bradshaw and I was like, never mind, I know exactly how this funny. He got to the back and got ap eight big style. Bob Holly was waiting for me. I can't even imagine like being Chris de Whiskey back there, man, he's fucking back and he's got Bob Holly and Bradshaw and fucking all these duds back there. Man. It's probably a rough time. I can't imagine Chris Newinsky walking into a building and being told you're beating Bradshaw tonight. No, that's gotta be my worst fear ever. Please two thousand and two. Me worst fear is being told on beating Bob Holly or Bradshaw expective for straight off, tough enough dude there. I know. So Bradshaw is the hardcore Champion's got cowboy hat. This is this is non title with DQ. They show a close up shot of Chris Nowinski's Harvard ring that for some reason Jerry Lawler has he has her ring side with I think I think he had the case. He was like wearing it. He's all look at it, look at that. Hell? Im still this from Chris and No whiskey, I'm broke selling Wars doesn't want me anymore. I loved the XW love for her anyway, Molly Holly ain't pay like that, so goddamn seven years old she to shivel war So Chris men for those back of my god, damn David would die for that batty Yeah wow grade patties, And it was all I war. I probably tirator a r Jerry jail just looking up. You're country on a goddam of college football. You won't give me started. I'll tell your Yeah, you put that ring away, fucking reminds you of a bad fucking time piece of ship. So Bradshaw and Kristin Whiskey. Bradshaw immediately gets a bunch of weapons here. What the fuck well, no one think anyone fucking told him. I think Krista Whiskey made the rules, said that Bradshaws. And then the rest grabbed the fucking chair from Bradshaw, which allows Krista Whiskey to get the cow bell that Bradshaw bought brought to the ring, yes, and then he uses it behind the rest back and Krista Whiskey beats fucking Bradshaw kid, which is fuck, oh fuck dude. Yeah, I can imagine the wall of Payne waiting for him in the back. He's not getting out of Grilla. Imagine he goes up the ramp, he looks at the BIB train and Bob, he's did it right. There's not He's He's gotta just go right. His head is right in the garden for Ruke. All the back stage, dude, Christa Whiskey's running w b was. Everybody that kicks his ass backstage gets to feuded with him on TV because he's about to go into the view of Scott Steiner soon. You're right, anybody's a bit backstage, it will be fas was hilarious to make him beat them all. Fitz is very confused to why Noecy keeps coming to the ring with a black eye, a chest. None of your matches name, none of your matches even went longer than twenty seconds and had anything to do with a chop or a punch. Fucking hell man, Yeah, damn rough time man, rough time. Yeah, I mean it was. It was hard. It was a fucking horrible time, James, and an unprecedented horrific time for the young man. And it will spend the rest of his fucking life. Maybe sure that it never happens fucking again, which I respect. Good for him, man, for real. So we go backstage after that. William Regal was watching the match in the locker room and he's fucking enjoying it underfold. RVD comes in and says, brock Lessner, sorry, fucking William Regal. RVD is annoyed. He's annoyed that you have to remember, RVD didn't show up at call time, so he has no idea what the format is tonight. He just when you show up sucking late, yeah, which is incredible, and maybe you should show up bout time. RVD is annoyed that Lesner. So RVD is annoyed that Lesner already had a match, and Regal doesn't fucking care. I don't care, no fuck you, Yeah, I don't got time for you. You if you got here on time, you might might know these things. He says that Regal says that to him. Well, well, rvd's response to this, James is dude, don't know, and Regal flips the fuck out. Don't you better be start shine, I'll kill you call time when I tell you show up. We have things to do a show cause production is not just a show. I'm not one locker rooms and a tense looking for a fight. You should apologize. Regal is right, History looks back on this is correct? Was right? Well? RVD says he well, I still want to fight. He challenges, please. He challenges William Regal to a fight challenge. How wonderful. I'll get changed. So we got back and says Terry Roynolds is with Jeff Hardy in a hat, crazy crazy drawing on his arm. It's not a tattoo. It's just like he was making a painting for Shannon More and he just did it on his own. Dude, this is the most you know. This is a very unhinged Jeff Hardy. I like it. I like how insane this is. Terry says that Hardy is an underdog going into this. WHOA, well that's deep. Yeah, Jeff, Yeah, Jeff says underdog. It's a ladder match. He gets right in her face and says that the ladder match. He starts climbing up. It's all about climbing, and he goes yeah, it starts running around the backstage area. He's slapping shit. He climbs the interview set. Trust and then he runs back and starts climbing up the ladder, and I'm like, what the fuck is going on with this guy? Absolutely unhinged. Jeff harden Broun, absolutely unhinged. He says, I've been in tons of ladder matches. Taker has been a nun. That's fair. Taker can't climb man, he's spitting. I don't know, I tell you. I mean the facts of the facts, you know. He said. There's a saying here in New Hampshire live free or die, and I'm not dying to night. I'm living for the moment. That is a phrase that they still use to this day. By the way, in New Hampshire, you can if you go into New Hampshire. They're signs everywhere when you go in, and it says live free or die or they're cooking over there. Why the fuck is that the for the state? The whole state. It says it on the license plates. Yeah, I don'tlways just go buy that. That's fucking ridiculous. Yeah, that's go by that. That's crazy. Who the fuck what is in New Hampshire? I mean, I believe it's called the South of the North. So oh wow, Okay, jngles out there sadly. No, they do not really about that. They okay, yeah, I found that New Hampshire flag as I was looking up Live for your Day. He let me send this over to you. They got a cool flag. There's a dog on the flag. This graffiti, Tony, this is a wall the dog flag. I fucking I'll yall an license plate. Stuff to Live for your Day, the whole fucking shit. Yeah, why is it just New Hampshire? Like this is like the motto of America pretty much? Well, they got it first, since been it and we have the dog on the wall. That's our flag. That's not It's got to be true, right, just like Jeff Hardy wasn't this? So you go backstage, Booker t is getting ready for his tag match tonight. Shit. Booker looks off camera and he says, tell me, you were not just like that. Put that thing away before you put someone's eye out with it. You'll never guess who walked to the door. Well I could have guessed until I didn't. I was wrong because I was like, okay, here comes gold dust. Little did I know it was gonna be Darth Vader walking out of the shower and he was in the Shower full costumes when the Shower and Golden says Booker, the force is strong with you, but you were not a Jedi yet. Booker says, don't know what the fuck is talking about. I starts geek. I never watched a movie and I never will. That's me and Chris constantly. This is me and Chris. Because Chris was never in the Star war He didn't know like that, you know, but he defended with his life like he was in the Star Wars. Us might have been in the Star Wars. He had a pretty down pat He's dark fucking Vader. I yeah, that's true. Man. He was at the top of the ring of the lottery Steve sniffs, climbing that bitch all the way of the time, you know what I mean. He's not the Vader though he's fucking beat Rocks. He's not. Yeah, he's Darth Vader, which is like right below Vader, Big Vader, first middle a last big band Invader from Colorado. That's what's said. Yeah, well, I can't always believe those Tonty Well, I ain't never watched the movie and I never will, which is a crazy stavment. I wonder If Booker has ever seen any of those movies, I hope for the gimmick, he just still has not. He didn't want this to look back badly on him. He probably didn't watch it until he went to Tenas and now have to fucking watch it. Fuck w man, they got a Star Wars right out here. I gotta know what's going on. So Darth Vader takes the helmet off and it's fucking gold dust in paint. He's still unfold gimmick here, he has mouthpiece in crazy style. Man. Dude. As a kid, I was probably like, I have to get the mouthpiece, like I have to get the mouthpiece for the vague device. Oh that's fine, dude. The lightsaber is actually fucking cool too. I feel like I never even fun with Star Wars and I had one of those. Yeah, I you know, I talked to Chris about it before. Did you know that you can like actually make your own at like Disney World or some shit like not even like that, like the not like the Walmart version, but like you can make like you can make like a huge like a real it looks like a real World's got to be three heart bucks or something. Yeah, you can yeah, you can build like custom parts and ship and make it like your own. It's crazy. Maybe I on an asshole, but that doesn't sound too bad for a customer one, I guess, yeah right, I mean especially what was it Disney? You said? Yeah? I think it's or is it Universal? Which one owned Star Wars? Disney? Yeah? Din yeah, yeah, yeah, I mean I imagine everything there would be up charged anyway. And I mean a fucking custom one sounds kind of so we don't even fun with Star Wars like that, and that sounds cool. Yeah, you would get one with the penis on the handle. I know you now that's fun crazy. We'll talk, Tony, don't you agree. I'm looking right now. I see the penis handle for one job talks a little more for that with yeah. Yeah, well I see you. I see two hundred and nineteen per lights E replus tax penis handle is an extra two hundred dollars for John? Want it? It's four twenty four nineteen ninety nine. Got a minute or four twenty you know what? He's right, He's right. He truck meted for ages five or older. John, just just right in, you're right in your age. Because that someone had to draw some fan ar with that, right, what would be I know it would be with good type in penis lightsaber type it in What did I do? I'll just say it, you know, call it as to see it, you know, so does sad you know? Yeah, you're right. Gold Does has the mouthpiece and he has a concocted plan for tonight. Because I wish he was he was Darth Vader in doing that. That would have been out would have been I'm your dad. So gold Does it got in a plan tonight because his book Herring Gold Does versus x POC and Big Show the New World Order. We're going to talk about that later and that is something that will be got to be talked. Yeah. So Booker, of course it's not interested about this plan because he trust gold Does. He knows he's got something. Booker instead grabs the lightsaber. Let me see that. It immediately goes into form. Dude, I'm about to get Medieval Man. This has gotta be the single greatest line in w history ever. Its awesome. I'm about to get medieval Man. Obi Bookenobi and it's it's Obi booke. Canobi says, but I had the captions on it for some reason. The caption said, OBI, but that's all right here, that's fucked up. It don't matter whether you're a stormtrooper, whether you at w You're about to get your ass waxed. The five time Master Jedi Champion, Now give you dick that your ass wax that's crazy. Booker puts a lightsaber down. He says, take care of your business man, and then gold he leaves and Golden looks at his hands five time style that is this is this shouldn't have been good. This shouldn't have been good. But I remember this so much. It's like a legendary segment. I feel like that's a lot uh we talk about of things Booker was able to do just because he was very fucking good. He's like a legitimately funny guy. Like he's like, yeah, he's just like a funny ass dude, and like he gets it and he knows comedic timing and yes, and that's super important in wrestling, and I feel like a lot of people miss out on and like he understands, like what the joke is a lot of times in wrestling, people they hear it and they know what they're supposed to do, but they don't understand the joke or get why it's funny. Delivery is so important. Yeah, and he is awesome, like grabbing the lightsabering goes get medieval man. That is crazy. He's so committed to he's not afraid of like making a joke of himself. No, that's awesome. And he still gets his catchphrases in and calling himself the five time Master Jedi Champion. I mean, what else can you really ask for. It's unbelievable really that he's like kind of in the mid card right now and not doing anything at the top because it gets a little crazy. It gets even worse for Booker as time goes on and Triple ag starts going to the top a little bit more. Well, John Cena can't get fucking over, I promise you that. So we got backstage. Eddie Guerrero and Vince McMahon are talking backstage. Yeah, Eddie is like bouncing. They're shaking hands and Eddie is bouncing around. I don't know if he's just fired up or he's nervous. Well, he's with the He's with Vince McMahon, which is a big deal. He said that Vince made an exception for Eddie to be here tonight because there is a brand split. Please remember this. There's competition. I like it to But Vince is the boss, so yeah, make the rules. Yeah, I guess fucking the rules. Like he's a boss, he can do whatever he was, so he's got to make an exception anyway. Oh, because he's one hundred percent owner by this point, right like Flair already because Flair, remember, because he's not owning anymore. Yeah, and Vince says, you know what ruthless aggression is all about? So tell me in Spanish, ruthless aggression? What is that? Eddie looks at him. He says, caress me what the translation is? Said? Of course it is, and he turns it asides and he says, and it's Chris ben Wah. Yeah know what. Chrispin Wall walks in and then says, you've been out of the ring for over a year, krispin Waugh. I'm you know, I'm glad I'm not going to be one of your opponents and nights it's you know, I wish he was Chris Newinsky, but it's not. But that I'll go him. He's still here in his gear. I gotta make him a SmackDown guys, you know you realize you do owe me right and Ben Wall says I will and he slaps Setting on the chest and a little too hard and need He's like the fuck, says we will pay you back to night tenfold out in the ring and says, well let me see, let me see some ruthless aggression out there. Ruthless aggression count fourteen at this point twenty minutes in. Well, you know it's a rule digression, right, boys, I'm stunt. They didn't call any of the games that Actually it was never like I'm surprised. Here comes to pain, wasn't smack down? Yeah? Yeah right, Well rows brought to you by M and MS, Honda and Slim Jim. Oh hell yeah, dude. They still got the big ass Matchuman John's everywhere. They got the big Matchuman Dude in sheets. That awesome. Yeah, that was awesome. Somebody letting me get that, dude. I think if you buy all Slim Jims in it, you can just ask them they'll give it to you. I just should. Oh all right, that's sorry. What I'm going to say was I would buy it from you. We love sheets here man sponsor Ustin DPW sheets. So it's rv D versus William Regal non title, by the way, I see Champion RVD we find out and European Champion William Regal, we find out Dude RVD with oval icy title on the shoulder, circled up RVD with this title and the hardcore title. This way my favorite dude ever. Yeah, I mean it looks like like I yeah, I remember those belts with him in this look Regal with the European title, which you know at this point you might as well, it's just his fucking title. It's just European. Of course, that is d Low's title, though, let's be honest. Yeah, I guess. So we did watch the one time he was a champion, though. We forced James to watch Cards nineteen ninety eight and the whole show is people air horning. Oh my god. Yeah, crazy year for them. So did the Jacqueline spot. That was pretty darly. Oh yeah that was crazy. Yeah, yeah, Jacqueline was awesome. So so RVD gets his ship in here and then as he's getting a shit and I go, damn, this is like a it's a champion versus champion as match right now? Yeah? Yeah, like there's no way this has a finish to it. Well, but he does it does but then regal this is crazy. RVD gets a shine and then Rego cuts him off the half and half your and noggy. That literally lands RVD on his head. Yeah, Rvody misses the dragon whip, Rerigo counters and dumps him on his fucking neck. Right, that's like right on his yead. Dude. It was brutal. That's a hell of a cutoff. They were told they got like four and they said, all right, bet, Like that's that's really what it's about. Like if you just went for it, Yeah, you gotta fucking just go for it. If you got four maximized their minutes, just fucking go for it. Rego hits a knee trembler for a two. Looked awesome. Was cool? He hit the fucking SVR cheese double knees. Oh my god, he does do it? Does that mean holy ship that has returned? And fight forever? Except and fight forever? They bump fucking crazy off the double knees. They like jump in the air, they like you're right, they like fly backwards. They raged it. They ragged out of the corners. Was crazy as annoying as shit. I get so fucking tilted when someone does it. Sh Rigo tries to hit a Butterfly suplex RVD Nordon lights him out of it, which was awesome. RVD then hits the five star frog splash for the three it was out. I was like, wow, I thought like he was gonna get knees up or someone's gonna run in or something, but rbody just reversus a big move, hits his finisher in, and then he wins that they gotta have RVD strong for the Brock winner. Right, Yeah, why not? Yeah that makes sense to me, So yeah, you were right man. They made the most other minutes here, fun ass match champion versus champion stakes here. I don't know if the crowd was like excited for this one or not, but maybe because they they new non titles, They're like, who because the ship is gonna be a run in? Why wouldn't they'll be a I thought the same thing, but like, I feel like every match in the w w E is running or thrown out or DQ. Why are they looking forward to anything? But yeah, so very interesting to have this here. Rob Rob Van Damn then calls out brock Lesner after the match, and why don't we set our differences tonight? You know, you gotta win. I gotta win. While did you get it? Come on out here, come out. That is a crazy way to do that. So you gotta win, I gotta win. Let's have another match tonight right now, who's the most winner? So he tells Brian to come out. Paul comes out with Brock and he said that you know he likes Rob van dam He has guts, not brains. He has guts. Yes. Paul then says he advised brock Lessner to not take the match night. Oh whynot? He advised him very quickly, immediately when they walked out of the curtain. They don't do that. Yeah, because Rob was not here at call. We already established that and he just made the challenge. So that's pretty crazy. They couldn't find Brock and Hymn in the back either. Yeah, you're right, he's looking for what the fuck you should not do that? That's Rob van Damn. He's gonna get suspended, ZUSI is not fucking making it. He will be late again. So Paul says, you know what, we won't do it tonight, but we will do r VD versus brock Lessner at Vengeance if he got the guts and then rob Van damn, this is the craziest guy of all time. He says, you're the next big thing. But me, I'm robbed then, damn, And me as a kid, I said fuck. Watching it back, I said, what yeah, yeah, fuck, that's it. I'm petting seventy five p Vengeance. It's not a nickname though, show I think you will say WHOA. Well, maybe if I showed up, I would have known my life. I'm robb then damn. What the fuck? Man? Yeah? I know as a kid, I was probably like that fucking sold me on this match. So crazy. He's fucking right, dude, look at Yeah, you're you're right because he is fun. He's cool as fuck, icy, title school as fuck. But going back and watching RVD promos from this time, I guess I didn't realize how like nothing all of the things he said were because he you know, and I think on like interviews, stuff I'll talk about, you know, they only wanted to say cool and whatever. And I was like, oh, but I feel like Rember, I remember already making sense. He said that at one night stand. Also I think that was the yeah, yeah, yeah, and because the craziest prover that FROs fucked up and he just wanted to say he wasn't even doing rvdo they just wanted to send me cool and whatever. I'm like, no, what no, no, no, what a title? Yeah. So RVD versus Brock Lessner Vengeance, I mean they have a hell of a I don't exactly say this is mid card. I mean I guess they're like Lessener's getting up there in terms of like upper card. Yeah, he's beating Maniment guys, but he's not had a Maniment match. I don't think it's kind of cool to see. Yeah, I guess. I guess Brock doesn't like until he beats Hogan, like the Hogan one was like the Hogan thing propels him absolutely, Yeah. But Roving damn like seeing like being every time we watch Hero, I feel like he's kind of just aimlessly there, like he's a good wrestler there, but like he's never in like a heated he's never getting like crazy push. It never feels like he's so like seeing him come out and then just beat William Rego as the Icy Champion and the Challenge brock Lessen. I was like, damn, this is kind of cool, and he's right, he is RBD. You know what I can't fucking say his line that's Andrew. You know what's next is back, dude. No background comes up. But I thought my eyes were gonna pop it on my head. I said, oh my god, I thought this was like a fake thing that I've seen online. It's the fucking one two person puts the fucking its back here he is, He's back. Then I saw this, I texted Johnny said, when you see it, let me, you know, let me know what you saw this. I need did message me that, And while I was watching the show, I was like, okay. I figured I was like, maybe he's talking about the gold Dust Booker thing. And then all of a sudden, I see benas back and I immediately text them all caps Ben forty sure. I saw that post in the discord too. Is it's crazy to see like the memes or whatever, like you just see it online, but then when you see it on the actual show, you're like, holy shit, death for that thing I saw. And it's like it was like yeah, like out our body experience, It's like, how does this really exist, dude, it was back man legendary. It's just it. All it is is this is coming up next like Big Show. Yeah, it was legendary. Oh, by the way, just before this, they're talking about gold Dust and Booker against Big Show an xbox and Lawler and commentary says, oh, I can't wait to see gold Dar tonight and Jaction Goldar, which I guess is fucking the Darth Vader gold Dust name for him. Gold Dar. Now that's a per beat up Chris when he was a kid. The party, the party. We've never told that story. That's Chris the story to film. So we have Bubba Ray Dudley. Okay, Big wais back by the way, and we have Bubba Ray Dudley and Spike Dudley, this Crispin wat and Eddie Guerrero. This is his one year gone return match against Rawls Bubba Ray Dudley while Devon's doing the Reverend gimmick on SmackDown. So last week Bubba Ray Dudley power bombed Eddie Guerrero through a table table table table, and then Ben Wah returns to put the nastiest crippler cross face on of ever. Dude, he tried to rip his head off of the cross face. Bubba definitely couldn't see either. I can't see, man, What do you want me to do? You? So? So, Ben Watt, Eddie they get their heat here. They always were and it's always gone a heat. Yeah, and it's it's it's fun heat because it's very physical. And I promise you, any of you out there, you're becoming a wrestler, you are a wrestler, you're trying to understand wrestling. I promise you that people will buy anything in this fucking match for as long as you want to give it or take it. As long as it's a fucking physical segment, height and snug, they will believe anything you do. This is the fucking I just hated you. The key to wrestling for the rest of your life locked. As long as this ship you do is physical, you will be a threat. And that's just every time, every fucking time, every match you ever have. So there there's some information for you kind of see if Crispin Waugh and Eddie Guerrero they're back, I started thinking about the boys are back, speaking of that Ben Wa fucking German Soup Lexus, Bubba Ray Dumley as hard as it can, fucking Tagyama stall on the top of his fucking skull. It's crazy. I wrote good night for Suplex. Yeah, well, ben Wa has all of them up his ass. Yeah, you're right, it's crazy. Tom's some honest fucking ship. By the way, a little bit before this, which is I feel like maybe why he did this is because Bubba Ray earlier in the match with Eddie invented the one legged monkey flimp the corner and landed Eddie so fucked up that he Bubba walks over to him and you can hear him say something Eddie, and Eddie says, that's all right then, how crazy is that? Man? They were really like this is just some like we're like forty minutes of the show and I'm telling you it's the key to it is being physical. It's really what's all about, man. Bubba Ray Dudley is the hot tag in this team. So Double Line power Bomb gets broken up by ben Wah. Yes, Bubba then returns the favor because ben Wah has been fucking him up all fucking night. They keep replaying this German too, and Bubba returns to her by grabbing ben Wa by his fucking cocking balls and giving him the craziest belly to bag soup legs then he could possibly give him. He got deep in there too. We'll check them at all dude, hands just all up in this shit. He said, you're going down night. Bubba and Spy can do the wise app. They don't show Spike doing it though, Yeah, you're right, it's just Bubba. And also the rev turnaround, which you know they used to not. I just said, fuck, it was up. Sometimes it's illegal and sometimes it's not. I'm not sure. So he then says, Spike, get the tables, which is crazy to me because I always in my head is like, get the tables. He says, get the table. Oh did he say that? He only said one? Yeah, I think he just said get the table. Yeah once I heard it wrong, but no table. Spike only is allowed to get one. Devon guys multiple and maybe Spike forgot the spot. He's just reminding him get the table outside the table idiot. Yeah, come on. He does set up the table on the outside though, Yeah, which I think either I questioned it internally in my head or commentary questioned it. I can't remember. It was probably both. Why is he setting the table up on the outside. Well, that's true, he did. You're right, Well maybe he is setting it up in the ring is illegal? They ever? Have they ever done that, Johnny? The three D the long way? No, I don't think so. They should somebody dead. I never even considered that three D the long way? You think the table would Would the legs just go out? I have no idea. I don't even know physics wise what that would even what would happen to the table. Yeah, that's what I mean. I feel like the legs would like just split outwards and they would flatten, like it wouldn't even go through it. We need we need detectives on the case. Dude, you can students, Okay, So if you wanted to do it, you could do it off the apron oh you mean on the floor especially, or I would just say if you were going to do it the long way, because like to set it up, you would have to something would have to happen. It would either it would have to be they go off the top row sure, right, because like I don't unless he's on the table and he they three D on top of a table is also you know a tag movie double grapple three D. That's how you do to the video games for the double stack tables. Yeah, okay, so I mean unless it's a like if it was Big Show helping with it, he could just lift you up and fall backwards. All right. Let's say let's say it's the three Bubba Okay, yeah, let's say it's the team that is like does okay, well that's fucked up then okay, Yeah, the long way three D they would have. Bubba would have to do the way you think You think that this has ever been said, Who's doing you know who's doing the lift part? Is it Bubba or is it Spike? Here? Well, I guess it would happen to he does the counter right, Yeah, I had to be Bubba, right, because there's no way if if it's off the apron, Bubba does the flap check and jumps off, and Spike has to jump off the apron and catch him. Right. That sounds all yeah, and I think it would work. I also think I also think that Bubba would and everybody involved would smack their fucking head off the floor. What if the table doesn't break in that situation too, it is probably gonna jettis in the table. I imagine it's like a pendulum at that point. Sure, there's too much weight on the bottom half because spike and it's just at the top. Okay, so then the pendulums the table into the air, which more or it's so much pressure that the legs go through the table and pale. Oh my god. Yeah, I'm fascinated at this. I doesn't the announced table because you know, I feel like you've done an announced table, right, No announced table? Well, they would both be up standing on it. Don't the announce tables. Blakes just break away or whatever. They don't a long way. It would have to be a I don't know, we need someone open up endorphin and do this. What is that like the like a physics program? Yeah, remember like you probably seen the indirect compilation. It was like the yes, I do I have dolphin wrestling thing on? Yes, wow, you're right, yeah, okay, yeah dude, but it's a perfect thing for it. Yeah, but I gotta there's variables. It's like the super McDougall from uh, you know Rocket, Yeah, dude, what it's like. It's like and which was impossible, which it was impossible, you know, and it was due to the tennis ball, which you could say, I mean, we could get it tennis ball. We can figure it out where the fun. You ain't getting this anywhere other than the Deadlock God damn podcast. I'm gonna tell you right now. If I do the super McDougall and like one dude looked at the sun while I was doing it, I'm least so I said, you ain't make it out of my yard. I'll say that someone help us out with us if you don't mind. Yeah, we need you know, thank you. Anyway that doesn't doesn't happen. Yeah, don't want to cut Spike off here. As he gets the table set up on the outside, and Eddie gets Bubba down with an old school rana. He goes for the frog splash, but he misses, and then Bubba hits Eddie Guerrero. Bubba Rabbi gets Eddie Guerrero with the Bubba Bomb and just wins. He beats him with the Bubba bomb, which is for those that might not know, because why would you know. It's the fucking the double. It's like the full Nelson. He throws you up and lands you on your ass, and he lands on his ass too, and he also lands on his ass. At the same time, he lands more on his ass than either Dy. He bumps before you and then I did you on his cock crazy style the bump your bomb. But it mightn't be the oldie Tibby's one with the bubber your bomb, right. I don't remember him every wedding with it, no problem. I mean to get Richards. But other than that, no, but he's not being come on, let's have some respect. Sorry, you're right. Maybe he can break it down on YouTube and tell us what the bub is all about you. I can't stop watching those videos. I watched all of it. Maybe maybe Stevio just can break down the long Way three D and let us know what happen. Please Stevie, if there's anybody that would know how this would work, Stevie Richards needs to explain the long Way table three D. Please, we need ever Chris Hero can tell us about this. Stevie Richards trickle and all the wrestlers trickle in. So Bubba he was ben Wa is back and he comes in. He decided he decided yeah, Bi well, first of all, Bia comes in. He decided that what he did to Bubba during the match wasn't fucking enough and he germans Bubba one more time. Let's talk with it. He's back, He's yes, Spike thing goes for the Dudley Dog. Probably this is you know, out of all of Spike's offense, Uh, the one where he gets thrown through a table outside of the ring is my favorite one. It's my favorite move that does one where he does it's his greatest off Yes, Spike guys with a Dudley Dog and Ben Wah throws him out of the ring through the table on the outside. He does, and he fucks him up, butt cheeks all through the ground. Dude, he like annihilates his table too. It like it doesn't like, I feel like the legs were fine. He's just a hole in the middle of the table. No one ever, no one has ever understood wrestling more than Spike Dudley. He's the best. Yeah, he legit is awesome, Like what a great guy. Ben Wathin locks the crossface on bu But dude, we're not fucking dull with you, man. Bubba gets in as beating here man. Yeah, this is probably what Christa Whiskey saw every day coming into the locker room. To him in the locker room, ben wa has no one's get across, faces on the floor, Rfrey's trying to break it up. Eddie's on the bench frog splashing them repeatedly. Oh man, this is crazy. This is crazy. So I don't know if anyone's ever seen this might be unlocked. This doesn't exist outside of this podcast, this moment, radio, this legit like this this happened, and it's like I swear it never happened. It like as time went on, like twenty years later, at twenty year mark, it unlocked it like unlocked this moment so people can see it now. They put it back in. Ben wat lives across based in on Bubba and he's fucking tapping out. Eddie gets on the top rope and I'm like, is he gonna move? Is like ben gonna move and he's gonna he's gonna move. Yeah, it's still okay. I thought he was gonna move to There's so many refs around them, by the way, and Eddie is doing the Eddie taunt, and I said, well, he's gonna either crush Ben Wah or crush a referee. Maybe he's just being a dick. Nah man. He jumps like what the fuck is gonna happen. Fucking frog splashes Bubba Ray Dudley's back while the cross face is still in. He keeps it in. He hits it and Ben while still doesn't let go, and he turns into like a choke. How did this happen? It was awesome? However this how was this not their fucking permanent tag finish from? Yeah? This was awesome? Yeah? Wow? What a what an interesting matches was due? So now we get to the moment that change Machot's life if you can believe it, there is a wrestler, there's a wrestler coming to Raw that is going to change everything. While you're right, does he even come to fucking Raw? No? He goes anyways? They Yeah, I guess you're right, because if they're competing, why would they show this on Raw? Or maybe the idea was you don't know where he's gonna be. Oh maybe yeah, and he made like a he made a crazy play to get Yeah. So Ray Mysterio is coming. He's coming. It says it on he is coming the style, which is a pretty that's a pretty big game changer. I mean they you know, Ray, for whatever it's worth, was treated pretty well throughout his tenure in WB, which sure is not the case with a ton of other like luchadors. And he comes in and he is huge, he is so big, him and him and oh my god, yeah they got that good Mexican ship. Hell yeah, God damn man. So we go backstage. Darth Vader is walking when Roy from the office stops him in the hallway. Why does he look like this? Who? Big shot? I'm fine with Darth Vader. Darth Vader. That makes notal sense to me. Yeah, he's got hair and he just died. It me like that day. Yeah, I cannot believe that. I'm looking at the nWo right now, the New World Order, this New World Oder reader. Yeah, yeah, this this stink like shit. Though there wasn't older dude, duddy the segment that actually happens fucking later. It's got to be the worst. Now we've watched a lot of shitty nWo ship, this has got to be the worst one I ever seen. It's how they your fuck up this NW the rebirth of the nWo two. You have a fresh canvas. You could just fucking fix it. You could just make it the best end of ever. Yeah, or maybe we can't maybe we hate the end of you. We want to remember it sucked and it always did. Yeah, the documentaries will show that problem. I bet they don't even show footage at the old end, or they just showed like the NW always sucked. This is Big Show losing all his matches X Fox with Kane's masks, backstakes sleeping, So all right, Big Show is backstage. He meets up with Darth Vader. Big Show is pissed that Darth Vader said he smells like shit. I can't believe what's going down the angle is you're right, he said, why do you say shit? Last week? Big Show approaches Darth Vader in the hallways. That fucking wice. He also says, there's the freak. Let me ask you a question. Freak. He's talking to darth Vader in the hallway. He said, what was that crap last week? After me about me being a show up upon him about me smelling like a kangaroo crotch sacked. He's saying, I smell. He's talking to Darth Vader, holy man. Darth Vader answers him, of course. Darth Vader says, oh, the nWo never told you, did they? What happened to your father. Big Show says, you know, my father's dead, and gold Dust takes off the helmet. It's gold Dust under there. It's his Big Show, a Big Show. I am your father, and then he breaks the lightsaber over Big Show's fucking head. I never fucking experience how much that hurts. Man Like as a kid, hit him, holly him in that bitch. Yeah, that's the real ship. That ship. Yeah, dudey hits over there with a fucking lightsaber, and then stinky gold Dust turns around into Kevin Nash and Nash ad libs, so he goes, yeah, I'm your daddy, gold Dust. So when they start fucking gold Dust up back here, gold Dar what Yeah. Nash then turns around after they fucked up Goldar and he says, that's one down, and Big Show you have to go kick the other one's ass or we're gonna kick your ass. Get this job done, and we're kicking your ass. Yeah, you got it, And then Show looks at him he's x fock and he leaves, well, they'll find X pocket a little bit later, and I'm sure things will work out swell for the Big Show. Surprisingly, they always do right well things James work out tremendously for the entire n W. Yeah, it's one of the more legendaries. So I don't know if you guys knew the statistic or not. Jeff Hardy has jumped off a ladder more than any man. Here's a video, yeah any time. Ever, it's a whole video package of him just jumping off the ladders and all. I was like, oh, it might be right though. I mean they say more than any man the WB, but I'm not even taking his step further and say there's not many people that have jumped off ladder more than I mean, just in general, Like, I can't imagine someone's real life story of humans yard run was crazy, Bro, I don't know jumping off ship like that. I'm not a ladder. No I used to call I thought they used to call you ladder Johnny. Thankfully you caught my tabes do it was he? He fucked them all up? Yeah, I was in the back yard with swas of art, you know. Yeah, it was in Philadelphia. You know they worked us. Yeah, they used to call Rob Banks, don't you know? Have you seen my man? Were Rob Banks? You definitely want this wor whatever. Interstate Pucket champion. Nicky Chance was the goat man. I mean that Chance had potential. Your luck's out, he looks out or whatever. Yeah, dude, he was the last interstate that ever shouts out they sell vending machines. Now they changed the little channel, didn't they. Yeah, they did a video saying, hey, we don't do this anymore. We sell vending machines and we're happier doing this. Yeah, we have more fun selling machines. And like, if you guys wanting to buy one or anything or ut. I was like, nick, he's got to be a good business. It might be, man, they're probably making some money. What was that girl's name? Uh? Miniac? Is that the dude was? That was a crazy Hogan run from me exactly beast with the dud dude. Her and Eliza Raven legendary. Definitely Mindiac definitely had ruthless aggression. Miniac was like, I remember learning that Miniac had sweets a barway together. I was like, dude, this is changed the business for every man. This is change the fucking business forever. Damn No, they're all vino machines. That's all good. I'll pick Canada, Philadelphia one of my favorite places. That's where I'm from, Manitoba. So backstage, Terry Reruynolds is with Undertaker. Oh no, Taker wants to talk about Kurt real quick. He's not really interested in Jeff Pardy right now. Yeah, I'll get to Jeff Bardy in a minute. Anyway, dude, there are two things that I was thinking like before this segment starting. It's Undertaker actually whole Cogan and does Undertaker tap out? Usually Taker confirms he is not Whole Cogan. He is not tacking the show. Why so, Terry says, there's two more questions. Is he Jared or is he the Rock? That's what I did. The answer is also known to Terry Roses. All right, so anyways about Jeff Hardy, he says, you never been in a ladder match before Undertaker, and take us this. Fuck you man for real. Fuck, don't talk to me like that. He's got you know, he's got a lot of history with ladders. His fucking mom was on Paul the Ladder. So backstage, Big Show has found x Bog fucking dead. Backstage, Xbock took at three D the Long Way to the Sable. Why nonage? They did this show purpose? They did this show purpose. You're right, well, Tony, the Long Way three only works if you put him through the table and Xbox was through, which was a dining room coffee It was really nice. Big Show xbok is dead on this coffee table, and Big Show gets time, says xbok. Are you okay? Yeah, he's fucking fine. Fun dead it loses. It's gotta be that damn booker t based on what yeah, what the hell? Because he had he ran in, put a coffee table in the locker room and put him through the coffee tablet put it down and through it. There's no funnage show has the same center as me. Looks out the ground, runs out of the room, says, god damn it me every time the Xbox shows up late, which is every fucking time, God damn it. So vengeance is brought to you by oh No, Subway three, long Way to Subway Tunament doubling pizza, So it is, and can't forget them. So what happens here is way bigger than the match, James, what happens this Big Show entrance, this song like you were talking about earlier, how the fucking three of the frog Splash cross Face was like something no one knew about it's unlocked here. I think this was also put in at the same time they put that back in. You might be right, like unlocked after twenty years. Yeah, that makes sense to me. So Big Show comes out here. He's of course in the nWo of course, as you know. So the song goes as follows new New, New Old Order. Well is the Big Show brown now new? And then here comes big steaky, fucking sweaty and where this is fucked up man. Like we've talked about, you know, big shows runs and what ones were the worst. This is gotta be up there. This is nWo Big Show was the biggest, shittiest ballogerty music. Later, Yeah, we're talking about the entrance with the black and white bits to be off because they've never had black and white WSW. It just fucking bullshit, this this new New New Ward Order way. You know a lot of people think that, like the NW always were like it would gray out the entrance. No, and then in the video games they always put that shit in and it's not in. They never did that. Yeah, that too. Ever, it's funny that w like missed the point of the NW altogether. It just like missed it completely well from day one. We're not here to hurt the w We're here to help it. Yeah, it's just a group. No, that's not right, God damn it. Yeah they were a promotion body. They had signed wrestlers. Yeah, whatever, but I felt so Booker t versus Big Show. It was supposed to be gold Dust and Booker versus Tag. Yeah. Big Show at XPOC XBOC died earlier, as we saw. No one's checking on him, has checked on him, knows what's wrong with him. It was all right. We don't actually ever get an update on that. Same with Darth Vader. Golder is done. We start off the match, very quick match here, Big Show beals Booker. Yeah, Big Show grabs the steps on the outside, puts it over his fucking head like a helmet, and the booker pushes it over on him and a Booker wins by count out because Big Show can't get back up. He's dead. He got crushed by the open side of the stairs. This is a style, Yeah, dude, it's a fucking cartoon. This is crazy, man. Yeah, Big Show does do a vertical suplex in the match. That looked pretty crazy. That's awesome, so great vertical big show bro with those steps it over his head two three, four or five six? First count of all time? Which what are you fuckers sending me as Finnish? Yeah, vertical, He's already He's already losing by cartoon finished the book titious finished lost you Booker T and Gold dots his tea and then Booker beats him by cartoon finish and spin a Rudey's on. This group was the group that was supposed to kill the WWF killed wrestling. Yeah, you know what, I just get to the next level. I having shitty matches and ship a story. Killing the entire wrestling is a good way to bow the vertical. Sup Yeah, I don't know. It was a huge slide by with the finish, but yeah, I mean, like, dude, the nWo like was the top thing when wrestling was at its best, and now every week you get to see it suck. Yeah, you're right, you get every And this is like the first time a lot of people have seen it, and we'll see it and have ever seen it and will ever remember they remember NWA Sean with fucking triple H. So Booker beats a speak show by out and then does a spinner Rudy love it. So do you remember the Booker T spinnerdy Cheese a DoD be like twelve we would just use all of us would use book or T and we just do spinner Ridio do the elimination chamber every time. They like, I don't think you could do anything. You can like kick, but like the it was because the Apex preda tech right, so you had to like make contact and the crazy super fast and we all had mics on in the chamber. It was fucking six guys. I think it'd be like five of us and then one guy that wone random. Yeah, that is beautiful. That's what wrestling games were meant to be played like. Well, Booker goes through the crowd after the match to avoid the NWUS, the dumbest man alive, the correct we So Nash and Sean are backstage, walk into the ring because they're gonna kick the Big Show's ass as they should, as you would. Sean says, just because he didn't live up to his end of the bargain, it doesn't mean we won't. Nash says. He had knocking him out like Stone or Bash, and it was it was just like that. So nWo town Hall is up next. Holy shit, man, this is a crazy segment. This also unlocks another hidden gem memory though, Tony, this is a not real portion of the show. This is this is a hidden gym for you. I don't do you remember this? And I'm excited to hear why it's a hidden gym for Tony. Imagine it's because of what's announced. Okay, all right, well, okay, okay, sure, yeah, Nash, I thought there was something like in here. I was like, what the fuck could be in here? Nash and Michaels are looking at the Big Show in the ring, who is now taking down the trouts because he knows he is about to get his ass fucking kick a big style I wrote. He is very sweaty and sad. He's also scared. Big Show is shaking like he's scared. Nash then gives the craziest work punched a Big Show ever, always big hand always could you say always big hand? Over for what Big Sex is gonna do is protect your brother? All right? Yeah, he takes care of the boys. So yeah, someone asked, So Nash punches Big Show and then bases as you must have fucked she has Sean then breaks it up, and then Sean says, come on, guys, we are a family and I'm like, dude, I can't believe we're doing this nWo shit like this right now? This is what this is, bro. Yeah, you know sometimes brothers fight, James, it's fine, Sean says, and you know what, man, we are actually missing a family member. I had no clue who the fuck he was talking about. In my hand, it was only a couple of people could have been. Sure, Sean only knows a few people that don't that is fair. I thought it was Scott Hall, Okay, sure they already let him go though. Sure, But I was like again, I was like, I don't know. I don't remember any of this. So I was like, maybe they were like t like, maybe he was gonna tease them come back, because what I'll explain that I won't say. Now Kevin Nash gets hurt in like two weeks, He's so the NBA is done very soon. Yeah, it's over. It's over. I thought it was, which is nuts, by the way, It's just over. It's just done. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, I'm saying. I was confused because I know Booker t had joined the end tob at one point and then he was kicked out or whatever. So the timeline for me was kind of skewed. I was like, he already kicked out. I swear it happened on the same night. I think I think he joined it and they kicked him out immediately. It was that quick. It was like a fucking yeah flash in the f oh no yeah yeah, because I remember Flair comes out and says newest member the endbo book and the booker t runs down and then he gets he wins the match, and then he loves it, and then they kicked him out. I think I can't remember it happens in the same night, but it's pretty quick. Yeah, sure, that's funny. He at least has enough time to get n W gear because I remember him having it, right, he does have en to be a gear. Look is that Scott Halls tights? These were Scout Halls trunks. After you got Scott probably got fired and bookers. Just so, Sean says, we are missing a family member and that family member is at home recuperating. M who could this be Scott Hall. He's got to be called Scott Norton, Virgil Horace Hogan. All these are good picks. But I guess Sean will let us know who he is picking out of anybody that it could possibly be. Dude, he sixtens for so long it's like he forgotten. He has to like drum up for it actually was supposed to be Line and he finally gets it. He was like waiting for the teleprom here and it is who it's supposed to be Triple A big pop for the Triple H thing. I didn't remember this at all, no need. I don't remember Triple being teased being in the end of You. I don't remember any reference to this. I was just assuming the idea was he they announced him so he can turn on them, right, I am, that's probably what was going to happen. And like I said, Nash gets hurt on July twenty five, so like before the end of the month, Nash has gone the group. I'm pretty sure it's done. And then Triple H does not this they were making crazy strides as a group or Triple edch can't be joining the NW he just can't be. Whys fucking little bastard he's friends with all these dudes sture. Okay, so this is the king of the ring. They try to recruit Triple h oh so just before so the pay per view that just happened. We just locked this image after twenty years. Dude, what is the four become for? Shut the four that was a drippy gum fort for life? Is that what it's supposed to be? I don't know if the bag is his life? Which crazy fortune four? We should have made that awesome? Uh? So he announces Triple Ass joining the nWo. He tells show in Nash to kiss and make up. Well, you know, I would just shuttle for a hand shake, all right, for a fucking sloppy welcome in there, welcome for me. Don't you shake that ship? So they handshake, and then Sean super kicks Big Show. Yeah, Nash pulls the Big Show down and Big Show goes and kids. So Big Show lost by count up cartoon style, and then was also super kick by Sean. And then he's still in the group. Yeah he's fine, just figured out we'll see you next week. They just had to wop his ass, remember, all right, they Ageka and Nash make fun of them after super kicking leave the ring, and then they turn around and say, ah, come on, Big Show, come on, come on Crazy gaslighting in and he stays in the group. But that's the only thing they took to the original NW is gaslighting gaslighting. For two more weeks, he stays in until Vince comes on says, this is done. This Jesus Christ. We know the group Jesus. So we go backstage. Taker is shadow boxing and Vince is saying, yeah, yeah, that's it. Yeah crazy, Yeah, that is crazy. Just happens like Takers back to stage, like we just caught this happening. Yeah yeah, yeah, he's gotta yeah. Well, they make a match for Vengeance, which ends up being Taker versus Rock. I'm proud of you, Undertaker. You got He've been showing ten years of ruthless aggression. That's like twenty point. You're right at least. Yeah, and you know I've given what you one of vengeance. You got the Rock and you know, whether you're a champ or not, you got the Rock. Taker, stop shadow boxing. He's just not like that. He says, the hell's that's supposed to mean, whether I'm a champion? I was supposed to me And Vince says, listen, I got every confidence in you? What every confidence in you? I will say this much. I love Taker where he feels like he's disrespected all the time constantly. Yeah, that is very This is like one of my favorite Taker eros. Yeah. Well, Taker says, you got any self down. I'm about beating the punk Jeff Hardy at night. Not only I'm gonna beat him to night, he ain't gonna be able to stand up. Yeah sounds so I looked it up because I didn't remember Rock versus Taker singles on his view to title. Okay, it wasn't. So it ended up being a triple threat with him, Rock Taker and Kurt Yeah, do take her tap out there? Rock ends up winning. Uh Undertaker performing choke slam on Angle, the Rock performing a rock Bottom on Taker, Angle performing at Angles slam on the Undertaker, the Rock performing a rock Bottom on Angle. Jesus and he pins Angle to win the title. Take a ship at the standing Verticals? Sorry yeah, yeah, vertical. That's a reverse over drive for him, is the vertical? Yeah? I love it. So we got backstage. Matt Hardy tells Jeff Hardy there's someone that wants to wish him good luck tonight. Scott Hall, I believe it. It's Lida with her neck broken? Is that after the suicide dive one or does that happened later? No? I think it was off a vertical soup plex, probably North Carolina virgical suplex. Champagne gave it to her or maybe didn't she get like injured on like a TV show or something or was that I swear that was her? Yeah, Walker Texas ranger Dad shows crazy. That was like a steady in my house. What it wasn't, dude? Yeah, my dad was a big walker. You had like that show. I guess it died out in like the early two thousands to the history and legend of Chuck Norris did not it was after Raw or before Raw or whatever. The lead end Okay, I was gonna say. I swear I always caught the tail end of it. It was the lead ranger A bond. Yeah. I love the last minute of that. It's just hot. Lda got injured on April sixth oh two when she was filming a fight scene on Dark Angel, the TV show. Oh, so that's what happened, like Chris Angel. Did they reference that? Mine freak? What Chris Angel or Carcagel whatever? La? So I was all, ala, Yeah, do they reference like she broke her neck on fucking dark angels. Chris imagined they eventually not here though. All right, well I'm sure me watching TV. All well, Jeff did attacks the fucking door and freaks they do, and then Jeff goes leaving. He opens the door and he stares at the door. He goes starts attacking the door. US wrong with you, man? This is how Alec Price starts every match. He is insane, fucking guy. Yeah, that's why he's the best. Yeah, that's true. Real shit. Undertaker versus Jeff Hardy main event w Undisputed Championship Online match. So is that the week before Tony that? I feel like that before that? We have a lot of Jeff voice in this one. Oh my god. At the end, Jeff is super glows stick painted out here. He has been huffing it off. D Yeah, he is doubtsting that shit and he he teases getting on Taker's bike and then Taker goes to the floor to stop him, and Jeff runs in the ring and baseball sides the ladder right on top of Taker and it falls onto his car. That was awesome. I like that. That was sweet. I love seeing Jeff on the fucking bike trying to figure out how to work this thing. Dirt bike You're right, he was trying a dirt bike style it. Dude was like standing on the fucking the wheel. So Jeff and cross bodies take her on the outside. Yeah, how show Jeff with a fucking chair to his head. I said, yeah, we're gonna get some heat tonight in the face. Yeah, holy shit. Then take her. Spends the next ten minutes just breaking this man down slow style. He fucking he says, we're gonna we're gonna work tonight. Yeah, yeah, this vertical suposing champion. Yeah, so the Taker gets his heat. Man, he gets his heat. Don't remember the amount of heat that this gets, Like the how long it takes before Jeff does the Jeff shit in this match? Cool guy Taker was a cool guy here for him. He didn't do shit this match and let everything cool be Jeff hardy. So like you want to talk about making somebody, that's how you fucking do it, man, like for real, And they gave him time. What is this fifteen You think it's long? Yeah? I feel like it started with like half hour left on the show. Like they got their whole entrances, every everything and everything. Sure take your get the seat, we get back into it. Jeff puts the ladder on top of Undertaker on the outside, then leg drops that shit crazy whoopee cushion style. Yeah, man, he went full deep on that. That was not only Taker. Then Joey Mercury's Jeff with the fucking ladder. That was crazy. I didn't expect that at all. Knocks him off the apron with the ladder into the announced table. Jr. Is pissed, fucking table table. You're bringing that kid in half. Come on, leave that kid alone. You stuck. So Taker is climbing the ladder and honestly, he could have just won the match right there. Jeff was dead. Yeah, he just won the match. But Undertaker wanted to teach this young guy a lesson. I'm gonna give him a suplex. It's coming as it should be. So it Taker beats Jeff up on the outside a little more heat. Taker throws Jeff back in the ring, literally just moves the ladder out of the way. Fuck this ladder, Jeff beating the fuck out of you with this ladder at all. So I think Undertaker said before the match that he came in to just make sure Jeff Hardy never walks again until he's broke right right, because they talk about that. At the end of the match, Taker puts Jeff in the ladder. This is awesome hanging off the apron and what happens here, well, he fucking hits him with the guillotine leg drop. How fucking normally is that? That is fucking awesome. Yeah, I would like classic Taker move. I thought I was, like, okay, because at first he puts him in the ladder and then runs and boot him in the head. I said, oh, okay, that's probably enough. Then he does the gayetine leg drop with Jeff in the ladder. I said, Wow, that is way more than he needs to do. Very creative, and it fit with his shit. So many times you see guys do shit that like makes no sense because they've never ever done it and like it doesn't get their character or whatever. But like Taker move, Yeah, it's a fucking Taker move, just with the ladder in it. Awesome, very cool shit. Taker tries to railroad Hardy in the corner on the ladder already moves out of the way. Taker fucks himself big way here the ladder in the corner, harder than just blatantly low, blows Undertaker on the outside, kiss Soccer, kicks some of the balls on the floor, and then he springboards off the ladder on too. Taker on the floor. Explain to me how this fucking works. I don't. I don't know how did this successfully work. The fact that he was able to actually get spring off of the ladder is unbelievably impressive. These are video game physics being applied in real life. I watched this like four times over trying to see how this fucking worked. In no way should this ladder be able to get him anyway, anything fucking you know what I mean, He should have went through the fucking thing. Yeah, I don't know, but it was cool as fuck. Yeah, somebody said this match is going good tonight. I promised you. Maybe it was because it was bad it could dude. I mean, like, I mean we're talking earlier, Jeff is out of his goddamn mind. He's still not like you know, he's he's I mean, I guess he's still doing crazy shit now, but like this, Jeff Hardy is out of his fucking mind. I guess maybe because the ladder was propped on the rope, that it was the rope popped it back up, so it did. It was very low, so I don't know she was super low, Like I feel like if it was second rope, it would have made more sense, but he did on the first rope, like the bottom one. And then it's one of the craziest, Like I don't remember this spot from the match, and then watching it, I couldn't stop thinking about it. That's like the one thing from this match that I'm taking away is that Jeff Hardy used a ladder as a springboard device like a video get like he's in Fortnite or something like a video game. Is a perfect way to put it. So Jeff Hardy gets the biggest ladder he can. He puts in the ring, take hers down. JR. Is going ape show. Come on, kid, go take her grabs Hardy for the last ride off the ladder, but Rana sends him to the outside and now JR. Is going nuts. He's flipping at the crowd, is fucking on their feet. Jam fucking climb, you fucking kid. Goddamn yeah, dude, he is curse. JR. Is cursing crash off off new champion. He said he's a stepper too. Away from history. I was like, Wow, he is going like nuts right now, putting this guy over. Man that's determined to make this kid to night and take her hits him with a chair in the back. He pulls Jeff back down off the ladder. Take her goes for the last ride again. Hardy holds on on his way down, grabs a chair off the ground, taker pulls him back up, and he hits take her in the head with the chair. Wise, in the last ride, dude brains with a chair. Jr. Jr. Is jumping out of his seat of the good God almighty U. Knockout shot, knockout shot. Jeff starts to fucking climb the ladder again. Climb the ladder, Kid, make yourself famous. He's it just away from immortality. I said, this is this is the Yeah, I can't imagine bumps. I can't imagine being the you know, like twenty thousand hower me people are in there, you know what I mean, like just going crazy and like you're comment you're like watching it too, and like like you know, a match is a match, but like you know, this is a pretty dangerous Not only is a dangerous match, but it's like a it's a it's a draw match, just like a match that doesn't happen very often, like especially at this level with guys like this a title like yeah, so it's like it's easy to see why like someone like JR Would get like so into it, and it's cool that like Lawlor like bowed out and like because he knew, like this is JR. You know, disober and he did a good job here. Jr. Made it great, like you said, and the crowd like it was I think everyone believed, oh fuck, Jeff is going to win this fucking bell. But every everything they did in this match like made sense, like everything, like everything made enough sense where the crowd knew exactly what to react to, like they bit on everything because everything made sense, like him going yeah, why wouldn't he go for the last right off the ladder? Right it's like fucking right there, like why wouldn't he grab him with the hit him with a chair, you know what I mean? And like it being so believable, it makes it so easy to like get into the match, and they every fucking for last eight minutes or so, they have them on every single spot. I can imagine being a performer and like we got him, We got him for eight straight minutes like that, right, Like everything we do from this point to the finish is like we have like this is perfect, so cool. So Jeff Hardy has his hand on the title. Taker gets up there with him, take her then choke slams Hardy all the biggest ladder in the match, and you could feel like he literally touches it. He touches the belt, which was on purpose, he touched it so and you can feel the crowd go oh, like the fucking air gets sucked out of the arena and take her fucking grabs the belt and wins. Yeah, that was awesome, what a cool man. Perfect perfect, and they don't spend any time. Take her fucking grabs the belt, gets on the bike and he's about to leave, but then he comes back in the ring because he promised Jeff Hardy was break his ass tonight and last rides and one last time's shack on the motorcycle goes to the top of the ramp and I could not believe what happened. Next it's the shot is on Taker and you hear you broke me? Taker? What the fuck I'm still standing? I said, Holy shit, that was I don't remember the hay part at all where his voices crazy. It's crazy, man. That's not the part of this moment that people remember. I don't think anyone remembers him saying that broken, I'm still Taker goes, what the fuck? All right back in there, I was talking to some So Taker doesn't even ride the bike back. He fucking sprints back there. He says, you guys, stop talking now, I'm talking down. Taker gets off the bike, walks to the ring while Jeff Hardy is trying to hold himself like I'm on the road so I'm staying. And he goes in the ring and he fucking grabs him and he goes to fucking punch his lights out, and he stops. He pats him on the head and he raises his head. Da dad, Dad, Jeff Hardy the Undertaker's respect. This was, this was This is like picture perfect making somebody. Yeah, you couldn't. This is like a book. You wrote a book on this shit, Like I don't ever raising this ship or who fucking putting this together or what the fuck? But like this is a story book match. He yeah, he raised his arm. Jeff falls down after and you can see take her mouth and like you were one tough son of a bit awesome and he leaves, but like the shot and the shot of Jeff, like he's finally Ben he got the respect yet you know, he was this close to winning the belt. Everyone believed that, fucking Jr. Believed it. What a what an unbelievable moment. And then Jeff Hardy gets up on the corner and says modest he goes out, Yeah, it goes on the black screen and comes out he's late damn in the show. Well, yeah, I mean, good on Taker. This was a fucking fun match, great moment. Everyone remembers this. Some stuff I didn't remember from it, like the springboard or the broken two thousand and two raw might have to be studied because there's a lot of what the fuck is happening here? I like half of this, Like most of the show, I don't even know what the building do. They really relied on the on the guys that were already over right, or like having Taker, if you didn't have Taker on this show, oh my god, struggling. Yeah, you're struggling because a lot of guys don't have any duck cred. They don't have any Craig because they can't book any where they can because ain't nobody doing nothing? Well, how can you book? You got interested in one week, you got him out the next year. Who's stocking? Can anybody tell me who's booking? It is coming back brother and he's gonna run this, dude, don't put it in my group. Dude, what's got on there? Though? Yeah? Man, what a show that was raw for July one, two thousand and two, and that was our show. Thank you for joining us for another edition of their Deadlock podcast. Join us on Patreon, Patreon dot com, Size Dad luck W check out Deadlock Prosling that's our goddamn company, DPW on demand dot com and there's free stuff on Deadlock pro YouTube time all the time. Unbelievable, James, I can't believe in it. 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