Ruthless Aggression Fig Fed Show 1 - FROM THE VAULT

<v Speaker 1>Welcome everyone to the very special Ruthless Aggression Draft Card Show,
<v Speaker 1>where our hosts Brian Myers and Matt Cardona will face
<v Speaker 1>off to see who has the better ruthless Aggression card.
<v Speaker 1>Matt Cardona representing the Raw Brand, Brian.
<v Speaker 2>Mess it up Mark Mark Brian Myers.
<v Speaker 1>Representing the Raw Brand. Guys, what do you have planned
<v Speaker 1>here today?
<v Speaker 3>Well, first, for those who don't know what we're doing,
<v Speaker 3>go back to last months. We had this idea, actually
<v Speaker 3>I had this idea to do a little ruthless Aggression
<v Speaker 3>draft where we did a real draft of figures who
<v Speaker 3>were ruthless aggression figures. In my opinion, Brian cheated, and
<v Speaker 3>you're really.
<v Speaker 4>Gonna go there all right, I will already ruthless style.
<v Speaker 4>I met Wwekay, But hey, go back and listen to
<v Speaker 4>the episode. We lay down all the rules, and within
<v Speaker 4>the confines of the rules, I did exactly what we
<v Speaker 4>said we're going to do. No classic guys found all
<v Speaker 4>your little quote unquote loopholes.
<v Speaker 2>Loophole. I kept saying, Okay.
<v Speaker 3>Well I met, I meant WWE ruthless aggression Jackson. Then
<v Speaker 3>you were taking some figures, inc you were taking some jacks.
<v Speaker 3>But hey, I'm not going to complain anymore. It's it's
<v Speaker 3>put up or shut up. It's uh, it's time we
<v Speaker 3>each have our our cards. We had our weeks of
<v Speaker 3>TV and uh, I have a little proposition for you
<v Speaker 3>after this. But let's get to that.
<v Speaker 5>Uh, we'll talk about put it all out on the table.
<v Speaker 3>Well, I think if we're going to continue this, I
<v Speaker 3>think that we should add to our rosters.
<v Speaker 2>I Mark, I said this to him.
<v Speaker 3>No, no, no, no, no. You said you wanted to do
<v Speaker 3>something for this month where we have like someone to
<v Speaker 3>debut on the next show.
<v Speaker 5>Yeah, and I agree, Well we both are adding a
<v Speaker 5>guy tonight, right, a mystery man or woman.
<v Speaker 3>Yeah. Sure, But I think once we once we go
<v Speaker 3>through the cards, I think that we should add four
<v Speaker 3>new members to our rosters, possibly five. I think we
<v Speaker 3>should add a main eventor like a supplement guy.
<v Speaker 5>No, no, I don't think you you make these people
<v Speaker 5>who they are, So it doesn't mean I don't think
<v Speaker 5>there's no rules like that male male and female and
<v Speaker 5>you just go whatever.
<v Speaker 3>Well, that was my proposition to I think I think
<v Speaker 3>there needs to be some rules, like we each get
<v Speaker 3>a tag team or else, like I think.
<v Speaker 5>It should be like two male competitors, a female competitor
<v Speaker 5>and a tag team end a story like no weird
<v Speaker 5>guy's on top of the car because I can make
<v Speaker 5>I could draft Sylvan.
<v Speaker 2>And make him my world champion. So we can't make
<v Speaker 2>rules like that.
<v Speaker 3>Okay, So so we'll discuss that in full detail afterwards.
<v Speaker 3>But let's let's get down to the nitty gritty. Let's
<v Speaker 3>get to the cards.
<v Speaker 1>Well, hold on a second. I wanted to bring up this,
<v Speaker 1>this idea that you guys bought the figures? Could you
<v Speaker 1>could you talk me through that?
<v Speaker 5>So you do this da Okay, if we're going to
<v Speaker 5>do what Brosky's doing here, broskychi dude, because he bought
<v Speaker 5>all these in real life already.
<v Speaker 3>I had no. I didn't buy them all in real life.
<v Speaker 2>How did you not? You actively are collecting ruth is.
<v Speaker 3>Yes, so I didn't have them all in real life.
<v Speaker 3>And first of all, we will both admit, and we'll
<v Speaker 3>both say, there's only one way to book a fig
<v Speaker 3>FED in my opinion real life FEDS is on your
<v Speaker 3>hands and knees or Indian style with the figures.
<v Speaker 5>On the floor, which I did and I and I
<v Speaker 5>said on the pod this week I didn't now I
<v Speaker 5>have them all, but at the time last week, I
<v Speaker 5>thought we were going to record this, so I was
<v Speaker 5>getting a little antsy. So I sat down with what
<v Speaker 5>I had, which was, like, you know, a seventy five
<v Speaker 5>percent of the roster, and I had to replace the
<v Speaker 5>people in my mind with index cards with their names
<v Speaker 5>on it. So I didn't get confused about who I
<v Speaker 5>had available to me in order to book this card right.
<v Speaker 3>And we also, if you listen to the past episode,
<v Speaker 3>when let's say, for instance, when I drafted John Cena,
<v Speaker 3>it's not just John Cena, it's a figure specific a
<v Speaker 3>specific set. We're not going to get into all those
<v Speaker 3>sets and stuff right now. We're just going to list
<v Speaker 3>the guy. So listen to last months to know exactly
<v Speaker 3>what set we're talking about. And I'm pretty damn sure
<v Speaker 3>we're both going to post some figure photography.
<v Speaker 5>I'm already working on. I haven't set up to the
<v Speaker 5>left of me here. I was doing it as before
<v Speaker 5>we started. I do want to add in the notes
<v Speaker 5>that throughout this month, we've decided that we were each
<v Speaker 5>allowed one submission of the style of figure, not the character,
<v Speaker 5>but we were allowed a change. So officially I can
<v Speaker 5>say that my Jeff Hardy representation will not be Adrenaline
<v Speaker 5>Series one. It's going to be Cyber Sunday two thousand
<v Speaker 5>and eight where he has face paint right.
<v Speaker 3>And my Maven was originally off the ropes, but I
<v Speaker 3>traded for the New Year's Revolution Maven. But we're not
<v Speaker 3>going to like lists.
<v Speaker 5>I'm just saying they're not drastic changes. But that's the
<v Speaker 5>only different says since a month ago when we made
<v Speaker 5>the draft.
<v Speaker 3>But today when we talk about matches, are we gonna
<v Speaker 3>have to say what sets are from redoing that again?
<v Speaker 5>I don't think we I don't think we have to
<v Speaker 5>unless it helps tell your story.
<v Speaker 3>I don't think it does.
<v Speaker 5>Okay, you said you didn't want to go first, and
<v Speaker 5>I said I didn't want to go first. I decided
<v Speaker 5>that Mark should flip a coin live here as the mediator.
<v Speaker 3>A second before you do that, I need to get
<v Speaker 3>something in that's on the floor, hold on my notes,
<v Speaker 3>my note card.
<v Speaker 1>Okay, so what are we gonna do?
<v Speaker 2>Brian?
<v Speaker 1>You're gonna call it in the air.
<v Speaker 5>Let's who called it. I think Brosky called it, and
<v Speaker 5>I won last time, so I think I should call it. Okay,
<v Speaker 5>this time correct.
<v Speaker 1>All right, exactly in the air as I flip it.
<v Speaker 5>I'm watching you here, tails heads, damn it.
<v Speaker 3>So I get to choose, you get to choose. Okay,
<v Speaker 3>I want Brian to go first.
<v Speaker 2>Okay, okay, all right, Brian, you are up. Okay.
<v Speaker 5>My event is going to be Raw Presents. We're bringing
<v Speaker 5>it back bad Blood. That's be a double d bl
<v Speaker 5>double o D. I always thought that was a cool
<v Speaker 5>name and a paper that did not last very long,
<v Speaker 5>and it makes me think of a raw event, and
<v Speaker 5>that's what I wanted. So Raw Presents Bad Blood here tonight.
<v Speaker 5>I sat down and divided my drafted wrestlers into a
<v Speaker 5>heel and baby rosters. So I had that ahead of times.
<v Speaker 5>Just don't put that out there. That was what I
<v Speaker 5>was working with, trying to think. I did not book
<v Speaker 5>exact TVs leading up to this, and there's a reason
<v Speaker 5>for that. I mean, I just feel like it would
<v Speaker 5>have been overkill. And then also, this is just a
<v Speaker 5>little taste of what my brand is. I wasn't trying
<v Speaker 5>to have like the be all end all Banger event
<v Speaker 5>because I certainly felt didn't feel like I needed it
<v Speaker 5>to beat your crap roster. So this is just a
<v Speaker 5>little taste of what's a brewing in my federation?
<v Speaker 2>You got it?
<v Speaker 3>Okay?
<v Speaker 5>So this isn't this is in WrestleMania, Okay, all right.
<v Speaker 5>The opening contest is raymis Stereo Paul London and Kofi
<v Speaker 5>Kingston versus Umaga or Umaga, Simon Dean and Jamie Noble.
<v Speaker 5>Raym Mastereo Paul London Kovie Kingston are the baby face
<v Speaker 5>tag team in the six six man tag. Umaga, Simon,
<v Speaker 5>Dean and Noble are the heels. This match is design,
<v Speaker 5>fast paced, designed to get everyone ready to go, make
<v Speaker 5>eyone feel good. You know, a lot of action if
<v Speaker 5>you will. But the end of the day, the focus
<v Speaker 5>of this matches to get Umaga over. He'll be getting
<v Speaker 5>a pinfall on Paul London with a Samoan spike. It's uh,
<v Speaker 5>He's over in the match, and the design of the
<v Speaker 5>matches to showcase Umaga as a force to be reckoned with.
<v Speaker 2>Here Monday Night Raw.
<v Speaker 3>This this is a pay per view, not this is
<v Speaker 3>your real pay per view. Yes, okay? Oh.
<v Speaker 5>I Also, by the way, I used every single guy
<v Speaker 5>and I did not intend to.
<v Speaker 2>Did you use every single guy?
<v Speaker 5>I'm not gonna reveal Okay, I mean we're already doing this.
<v Speaker 5>They're gonna find out a couple of minutes match to
<v Speaker 5>see m Punk versus Kurt Angle. Seeing Punk will be
<v Speaker 5>a heel on my raw brand. I always enjoyed his
<v Speaker 5>heel work better than his baby work, and I feel
<v Speaker 5>like that's gonna suit him the most. In a surprising
<v Speaker 5>Center events, I'm gonna have Kurt Angle and he will
<v Speaker 5>be in a faction with Team Angle, Charlie Hasten, Shelton Benjamin.
<v Speaker 2>There'll be more to come. They're gonna be babyfaces.
<v Speaker 5>I just feel like the roster needed them on that
<v Speaker 5>side of the coin. Punk's gonna get over on Angle
<v Speaker 5>here and establish him as somebody on the raw brand. Uh,
<v Speaker 5>you know, getting a win over a veteran like that,
<v Speaker 5>I think there'll be a big deal.
<v Speaker 3>So Team Angle are not involved in this match.
<v Speaker 5>Team Angle are not presence for this match. Uh no're involved,
<v Speaker 5>but they obviously be on the show later on match three,
<v Speaker 5>we have the women's division kicking off. Molina and Natalia
<v Speaker 5>verse Mickey James and Kelly Kelly. We're gonna get Mickey
<v Speaker 5>James over Molina in this one.
<v Speaker 6>Uh.
<v Speaker 2>Molina and Naddy are the.
<v Speaker 5>Heels and Mickey James and Kelly Kelly are the babies.
<v Speaker 6>Uh.
<v Speaker 5>I always thought Kelly Kelly was an exceptional babyface. She's
<v Speaker 5>just got like that kind of like the opposite of
<v Speaker 5>the miz, like you just hate his face and he's
<v Speaker 5>just a natural heel. I always thought Kelly Kelly was
<v Speaker 5>a natural babyface. That seems so innocent and you have
<v Speaker 5>sympathy for so I think that'll suit her best. And
<v Speaker 5>obviously Mickey James, especially to me in this attitude or
<v Speaker 5>she's I think she's like the best chick there is
<v Speaker 5>so uh no pun intended and the chick kick does
<v Speaker 5>it for Mickey James as she beats Melina to kickstart
<v Speaker 5>the women's division.
<v Speaker 2>There.
<v Speaker 3>Now, let's just let's before we get going. You have
<v Speaker 3>you bought a ring as well? Yeah, so you have
<v Speaker 3>a ring. I bought a smack down ring. I even
<v Speaker 3>have the stage of rage entrance way. This all stuff
<v Speaker 3>we didn't need to do. We didn't even have to
<v Speaker 3>buy the figures, but we're so psychiastic.
<v Speaker 5>Yes, Okay, Hunterson didn't have to do it. But if
<v Speaker 5>we're gonna keep doing this, I absolutely need to do.
<v Speaker 2>Can't it?
<v Speaker 5>You need to see what you're working with, So like,
<v Speaker 5>I truly have to sit on the floor and piece
<v Speaker 5>together where I'm going with everything.
<v Speaker 3>So I've been thinking about it all month, but it
<v Speaker 3>wasn't until this past week when I had them on
<v Speaker 3>the floor where like everything really came together.
<v Speaker 2>Okay, I can't wait for Zach Ryder's title ring. All right,
<v Speaker 2>all right?
<v Speaker 5>Match number four, Tyson Kid versus Saboo versus Jeff Hardy
<v Speaker 5>in a triple threat match action pace obviously triple threat,
<v Speaker 5>no rules. These guys are all over the place, high
<v Speaker 5>flying action like you'd expect.
<v Speaker 7>Uh.
<v Speaker 5>You know, the unpredictability of Saboo and Jeff Hardy really
<v Speaker 5>showcased in this one. But in the end, it's Tyson
<v Speaker 5>Kid who will be a heel over Jeff Hardy in
<v Speaker 5>this one. You're playing with favorites, Well, I got plans
<v Speaker 5>for the Stampede Kid. He'll be paired with Natty you know,
<v Speaker 5>you can call it a faction if you want, or repairing.
<v Speaker 5>She's not out there for this. Saboo I'm actually gonna
<v Speaker 5>use as a babyface, and obviously Jeff Hardy I think
<v Speaker 5>is probably one of the greatest baby faces of all time.
<v Speaker 5>You know, someone who shouldn't even ever have worked as
<v Speaker 5>a heel. So that's Kid over Jeff Hardy.
<v Speaker 2>There. Match number five, this is a very fun one.
<v Speaker 2>It's Raven's Rules.
<v Speaker 5>Lewis okay, Raven bursus Eddie Guerrero. Eddie wins this one
<v Speaker 5>after a wild event. This is a Raven's Rules if
<v Speaker 5>you've never seen it. This is a very different from
<v Speaker 5>anything else in this card. We're using weapons almost like
<v Speaker 5>a street fight style fun e C dub like anything
<v Speaker 5>goes match up, you know, garbage cans and kendo sticks
<v Speaker 5>and whatever. But in the end, Eddie Garrero Latino Heat
<v Speaker 5>gets the victory over Raven in his signature. Match Match
<v Speaker 5>number six, not gonna crown any tag team champions yet.
<v Speaker 5>They're just out there in the open that there's I
<v Speaker 5>don't want to just you know, jump the gun and everything.
<v Speaker 5>So here we have Team Angle has and Benjamin versus Eminem, Nitro,
<v Speaker 5>Molina and Mercury, and Molina is out there. After some
<v Speaker 5>underhanded tactics, Eminem picks up the victory over Team Angles.
<v Speaker 2>So not a great night for Team Angle here.
<v Speaker 3>Oh wow.
<v Speaker 5>Match number seven so here on Monday Night Raw the
<v Speaker 5>American Dream, Dusty Rhodes and Paul Hayman are co general managers,
<v Speaker 5>and this match has been advertising built up as Hayman's
<v Speaker 5>pick versus Dusty's pick, so it's a mystery to the
<v Speaker 5>fans and everybody like that. Hayman comes out first and
<v Speaker 5>introduces to the Raw brand the debut of the animal Batista.
<v Speaker 5>Oh wow, clearly with Haym in it and a business associate,
<v Speaker 5>if you will, and on the heel side of this equation.
<v Speaker 3>So this is his debut on the TVs. Here.
<v Speaker 2>This is the first time any Raw crowd seeing Okay.
<v Speaker 3>So you didn't break the rules, so you still had
<v Speaker 3>him on your roster. You saved him, yes, smart, Okay, Yes,
<v Speaker 3>I like that.
<v Speaker 5>Impact to the live crowd seeing Batista the first time. Wow,
<v Speaker 5>he's there. A little bit of a pause, Dusty goes
<v Speaker 5>into it. He spits off one of the greatest American
<v Speaker 5>dream promos of all time up there, and he introduces
<v Speaker 5>the phenomenal a J Styles. Oh wows match. It's Dusty's
<v Speaker 5>pick versus Hayman's pick. AJ Styles versus Bautista. They have
<v Speaker 5>a main event quality match, even though this is only
<v Speaker 5>the semi main event, and eventually, in a shock to
<v Speaker 5>all the professional wrestling aj styles beats Batista, and it
<v Speaker 5>leaves Paul Hayman with the look on his face kind
<v Speaker 5>of like that dude in the front row when Undertaker
<v Speaker 5>streak ended.
<v Speaker 3>Oh my god.
<v Speaker 2>All right, and now it's main event time and.
<v Speaker 3>We're gonna crown where's the icy title.
<v Speaker 5>I'm not I'm not. I told you I'm not having
<v Speaker 5>a be all end all. This is just a little
<v Speaker 5>taste of what's brewing on my shows.
<v Speaker 3>Oh god, I have five pages of notes here.
<v Speaker 2>Frusky, you donna have not You're gonna have that big left. Okay?
<v Speaker 2>One episode?
<v Speaker 5>All right, this is a whole month. It's not one episode.
<v Speaker 5>You had a month, I know, But what am I.
<v Speaker 5>I'm not gonna sit and write for television shows.
<v Speaker 3>You did that, Yes it did.
<v Speaker 1>He's okay, he's been saying that for weeks.
<v Speaker 2>I didn't think he's really gonna do it.
<v Speaker 5>All right, Main event time, we are gonna crown the
<v Speaker 5>first ever world heavyweight champion. Here on Raw, it's a
<v Speaker 5>fatal four way the Rated R Superstar Edge versus Randy
<v Speaker 5>Orton versus the Undertaker versus Sean Michaels. Okay, this is
<v Speaker 5>a you know, a wild one, put in a lot
<v Speaker 5>of time, main event quality, fatal four way like you'd
<v Speaker 5>expect on a WW pay per view.
<v Speaker 2>There is a surprise debut when here comes the money.
<v Speaker 2>Oh wow, hits Sean McMahon.
<v Speaker 5>Running uh to attack Sean Michaels does not work in
<v Speaker 5>his favor. Another surprise debut, Big Daddy V appears. Oh whoa,
<v Speaker 5>he gets the best of Shawn Michaels. He's clearly aligned
<v Speaker 5>with Shane, who's aligned with Randy Orton who they.
<v Speaker 2>Help him get the victory?
<v Speaker 5>Oh wow, little little stable be formed here Big Daddy V,
<v Speaker 5>Seae mcman and Randy Orton. They're celebrating. Randy's got the
<v Speaker 5>title up in the air. The lights start to flicker.
<v Speaker 5>What's happening? Someone ascends from the ceiling. Oh no, the
<v Speaker 5>ring clears.
<v Speaker 3>That's gotta be stay.
<v Speaker 5>The show goes off the air with Stang's appearance first
<v Speaker 5>time in the WW. Ever, after all these years in WCW,
<v Speaker 5>what stings future in RAW?
<v Speaker 2>I don't know. We're gonna have to stay tuned next
<v Speaker 2>month to find out.
<v Speaker 1>Oh wow, okay. A couple of questions. Number one, how
<v Speaker 1>many matches was that for this.
<v Speaker 2>Pay per view? That was eight matches.
<v Speaker 1>Eight matches, and I wound up.
<v Speaker 5>With all the run ins and things like that. Somehow
<v Speaker 5>I used every guy, which I was not intending to do.
<v Speaker 5>It just shaped up that way.
<v Speaker 1>So Monday morning quarterbacking here, I'm doing the post pay
<v Speaker 1>per view podcast the next day, and I'm talking about
<v Speaker 1>the possibilities here. Yeah, now in the raw brand, guys,
<v Speaker 1>the possibility of an Undertaker versus Sting match is that
<v Speaker 1>is there the dreamt.
<v Speaker 2>I kind of failed.
<v Speaker 5>I failed to mention that, like Takers back to his
<v Speaker 5>feet and it's like a Taker Stang standoff. They've cleared
<v Speaker 5>the ring of the heels and they're they're the final
<v Speaker 5>two is you know, smoke clears and it's a standoff
<v Speaker 5>of like are the allies or the enemies? You know,
<v Speaker 5>you have to tune into the television to find out.
<v Speaker 1>Right and who? And who also is the number one
<v Speaker 1>contender for this Randy Orton Championship and with he has
<v Speaker 1>a giant heater behind him, plus the seemingly large pockets
<v Speaker 1>of Shane McMahon.
<v Speaker 2>So exactly Brosque. Any questions before we move on.
<v Speaker 3>Or any you know, it's a very very good card.
<v Speaker 3>It was nice I I do like the Big Daddy
<v Speaker 3>V I do how I do like how you used him,
<v Speaker 3>very very different. I do like the possibility of a
<v Speaker 3>dream match with Sting and the Undertaker, and I like.
<v Speaker 2>Are they a dream are they a dream tag team?
<v Speaker 3>We don't, We'll have to find out. I like how
<v Speaker 3>you say Batista. I like that a lot. I like
<v Speaker 3>the dynamic between Paul Hayman h versus Dusty Rhodes.
<v Speaker 5>So yeah, that's that's clearly baby face manager heel manager,
<v Speaker 5>and you know what's to come of that.
<v Speaker 1>But you also have Umaga looking strong in the beginning,
<v Speaker 1>and also Eddie Guerrero winning a Ravens Rules match looking
<v Speaker 1>pretty strong. So who knows who's the who's gonna be
<v Speaker 1>the Intercontinental champion, Who's gonna come out on top of
<v Speaker 1>the I.
<v Speaker 5>Don't even need to scratch the surface to that. I uh.
<v Speaker 5>I kind of failed to mention that the Tyson Kids,
<v Speaker 5>Saboo Jeff Harty three away, the winner would be entered
<v Speaker 5>into the tournament for the Icy title.
<v Speaker 3>Okay, very important.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, so he's he's earned his spot in the tournament.
<v Speaker 2>But that's it. That's as far as that goes. There's
<v Speaker 2>plenty of work to be done. There. No, he's a
<v Speaker 2>heel with Natty, got it?
<v Speaker 1>Okay?
<v Speaker 3>All right, all right, well I think presents bad blood.
<v Speaker 2>There you have it.
<v Speaker 3>I think this podcast proves exactly why you are bare
<v Speaker 3>minimum Brian.
<v Speaker 2>Okay.
<v Speaker 5>I mean, let's the first time we're doing this. Have
<v Speaker 5>you really come at me with all this? Maybe I
<v Speaker 5>will next time if I have to smash you.
<v Speaker 3>But my pay per view is SmackDown. Term oil is
<v Speaker 3>the name of the pay per view. We have Wow,
<v Speaker 3>we have your Disease by Saliva is the official theme.
<v Speaker 2>Wasn't that the theme for every pay per view?
<v Speaker 3>And I have the TVs. I'm not gonna go through
<v Speaker 3>every single match. I just want to give you a
<v Speaker 3>little gist of what's been going on here in the WWF.
<v Speaker 3>The first night of SmackDown, Vince McMahon walks down to
<v Speaker 3>the ring. He has the Vince strutt and he also
<v Speaker 3>has with him the WWE Championship. He welcomes everybody to
<v Speaker 3>the ww universe to SmackDown, and he says that tonight
<v Speaker 3>we will crown the first ever w w E Champion,
<v Speaker 3>and the only way to do that is in a
<v Speaker 3>good old royal rumble. That's right, a royal rumble on
<v Speaker 3>night one and the mayor.
<v Speaker 5>You're so scared of my roster. You booked the Royal
<v Speaker 5>Rumble and the opening seg of your first seg Ever,
<v Speaker 5>now this is SAG two openings.
<v Speaker 3>E was E Vince, that was seg one, bleeds into
<v Speaker 3>with the commercial, Go with the Commershall, the man who
<v Speaker 3>drew number one? Why to j Chris Jericho and.
<v Speaker 1>The man I have I have to interject, Yeah, I
<v Speaker 1>just want you to know that, in my opinion, you
<v Speaker 1>and Brian are now even on this, uh, this cheating scandal,
<v Speaker 1>because I feel like this what you're doing right now,
<v Speaker 1>this sort of bending of the rules and doing multiple cards.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah right, you're basically you're sneaking.
<v Speaker 5>I feel like someone would be like, well, Brosky's pay
<v Speaker 5>per views sucked, but if I picked Brosky, then I
<v Speaker 5>liked all five of his show.
<v Speaker 3>I'm getten because I did the work, I did the
<v Speaker 3>due diligence. I'm giving the build up to the pay view.
<v Speaker 3>I also want to say this when I talk about
<v Speaker 3>a certain figure, right, I'm almost booking this almost like
<v Speaker 3>if you were to play a video game and like
<v Speaker 3>so Hogan for instance, it's not how old he is today.
<v Speaker 3>It's like the best of all Hulk Hogan's the best
<v Speaker 3>of all.
<v Speaker 2>Christiano's idiot. He's the version of the figure that you picked.
<v Speaker 3>Right, but like his move said and stuff like that,
<v Speaker 3>like he could like, for instance, Jericho, I can't wait
<v Speaker 3>a minute. You can't tell me what moves the guy
<v Speaker 3>can or cannot do when you're you're cheating and using
<v Speaker 3>aj styles. Who FTC says is not even a Ruth's
<v Speaker 3>aggression figure.
<v Speaker 5>Come on here, say that's bullshit when it goes away.
<v Speaker 5>By the way, So Jericho is number one, and we're
<v Speaker 5>gonna really go through a thirty man rumble right now?
<v Speaker 3>No, no, you have thirty guys, it's not a thirty
<v Speaker 3>man rumble. I will not name everybody who's in the
<v Speaker 3>Royal Rumble. Let's just say the Royal.
<v Speaker 2>Let's just let's sit back for complements to let him
<v Speaker 2>go here.
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, the Royal Rumble happens. Everyone goes through.
<v Speaker 2>Uh.
<v Speaker 3>The last guys in the ring are Jericho, rv D,
<v Speaker 3>Big Show, brock Lesner, and Hogan Sina. But the last
<v Speaker 3>man who enters is Big Show. So Big Show comes
<v Speaker 3>in right, he clears house, he RVD and Jericho. You
<v Speaker 3>know they tried teaming up on him. After Big Show
<v Speaker 3>clear his house and everybody. You get the code breaker
<v Speaker 3>into RVD off the top rope with the big boot.
<v Speaker 3>It stumbles, Big Show into the Judas effect.
<v Speaker 6>RVD goes for the Van Damnator. Big Show catches the chairs,
<v Speaker 6>throws the back at him.
<v Speaker 3>Knocked out punch, super kick to Jericho, double choke Slim.
<v Speaker 6>They've all over the top.
<v Speaker 3>Big Show is cleaning house. Okay, so we're down to
<v Speaker 3>the final four of this.
<v Speaker 5>Who will be WI the w w E champion?
<v Speaker 3>Will it be the Big Show? Will it be brock Lesnar,
<v Speaker 3>Will it be Hogan? We'll it be Sina. It keeps
<v Speaker 3>going for a couple more minutes. Big Show tries climbing
<v Speaker 3>the top rope. He shouldn't go there, He shouldn't go
<v Speaker 3>to the top.
<v Speaker 2>Everyone knows you shouldn't do that.
<v Speaker 3>Brock Lesner goes to stop him. He goes for the
<v Speaker 3>super plex, but Big Show holds on. Sina gets up too.
<v Speaker 3>They're going for a double super flex, but Big Show
<v Speaker 3>holds on.
<v Speaker 6>Oh no, here.
<v Speaker 3>Comes Hule Cogan with a power Bob the Big power Spot.
<v Speaker 6>He power Bob's Sina and Brock. Who super flexes big show?
<v Speaker 6>And what happens? The ring explodes, The rig breaks, the
<v Speaker 6>rig breaks, the Royal Rumble has been canceled. We go
<v Speaker 6>off the air. Who's gonna be the w w E Champion?
<v Speaker 3>All right? So the first show goes off.
<v Speaker 2>Who who?
<v Speaker 5>Okay, what I really need to know is who eliminated
<v Speaker 5>Zach Ryder from the rumble that we.
<v Speaker 3>Don't We're not going through all that, okay, So the
<v Speaker 3>first show goes off the air. The ring literally explodes.
<v Speaker 3>We have no w w E champion. Okay, we have
<v Speaker 3>no ww champion. SmackDown Week two starts Vince McMahon in
<v Speaker 3>the ring. He calls out Hull Cogan, he calls out Brock,
<v Speaker 3>he calls out Show, he called out Sina. He also
<v Speaker 3>calls out R v D and Jericho and says that
<v Speaker 3>you guys will be in a match at Turmoil for
<v Speaker 3>the w w E Championship. But it's not just any
<v Speaker 3>match makes the elimination Chamber.
<v Speaker 2>You guys get em to do this match?
<v Speaker 5>Yes, yes, Elmer, it's they all emination chamber.
<v Speaker 2>Okay.
<v Speaker 3>So he also announces that tonight it will be a six.
<v Speaker 5>By great question that chamber you bought only has uh
<v Speaker 5>two chambers, So how are you going to do?
<v Speaker 3>Six guys they're in it. They're all in it.
<v Speaker 2>That makes it all. Look at that count the chambers
<v Speaker 2>For me.
<v Speaker 3>I may have bought another chamber, so I would have
<v Speaker 3>four chambers, okay. And also tonight in the main event, RVD,
<v Speaker 3>Sina and Hogan, we'll team up to take our big
<v Speaker 3>show Brock Lesner and Chris Jericho. But that's not all
<v Speaker 3>Vince McMahon. He also announces it tonight will be a
<v Speaker 3>one night tournament to declare the first ever United States champion.
<v Speaker 3>So I will go through these matches real quick. Booker
<v Speaker 3>t defeats Bubba Ray with Devon in his corner after
<v Speaker 3>the match the Dudley's attack, Booker lay him out, three
<v Speaker 3>d lay him out. Gold Dust defeats Striker to advance.
<v Speaker 3>Matt Hardy defeats the mizz to advance. Brian Kendrick defeats
<v Speaker 3>Mavin to advance. Finley with Hornswoggle defeats Nicky to advance.
<v Speaker 3>At Morgan defeats Dreamer to advance.
<v Speaker 2>How many man tournament is this?
<v Speaker 3>It's a big tournament.
<v Speaker 5>How many segs is your television it's we have a
<v Speaker 5>lot of sex that's not do But this is also backstage.
<v Speaker 3>Also I mentioned this earlier. Also in the opening seg,
<v Speaker 3>Vince sdick Man said that next week the tag team
<v Speaker 3>titles will be decided. So in a backstage segment, Zach
<v Speaker 3>Ryder goes up to his upcoming opponent, Christian. It says
<v Speaker 3>that hey, man win loser draw. I think we should be,
<v Speaker 3>you know, going for those tag team titles, and Christian,
<v Speaker 3>who's a heel, blows them off. Christian defeats Zach Ryder
<v Speaker 3>in the opening round, and then Hurricane defeats Domino, who
<v Speaker 3>is with Deuce and Cherry. The next round, Booker t
<v Speaker 3>defeats Goldust in a hard fought match. Both baby faces.
<v Speaker 3>After the match, they hug, they shake hands, gold Dust sleeves.
<v Speaker 3>Booker starts doing his spinner Rooney from the crowd come
<v Speaker 3>to Dudley Boys again. They lay him out. Goldst says, no,
<v Speaker 3>you're not beating on my friend like that. He slides in,
<v Speaker 3>but the Dudleys get the best of both of them,
<v Speaker 3>put him both through tables. Up next, Brian Kendrick The
<v Speaker 3>Brian Kendrick defeats Matt Hardy to advance, so Finley Finley
<v Speaker 3>with Hornswoggle Hornswaller tries to involved, but Matt Morgan defeats
<v Speaker 3>Finley even Pie faces Swaggle to the ground.
<v Speaker 2>Oh No.
<v Speaker 3>Next up is Hurricane defeating Christian to advance. Vince McMahon
<v Speaker 3>has then said that the Dudley Boys are barred from
<v Speaker 3>ringside and they have been escorted out of the building.
<v Speaker 3>Booker t who is barely making it to the ring.
<v Speaker 3>He tries his best, but he loses to the Brian Kendrick.
<v Speaker 3>And then next up Matt Morgan versus Hurricane. Matt Morgan
<v Speaker 3>is dominating Hurricane the entire time, and Matt Morgan's finish
<v Speaker 3>is that that vertical souplex into that rock bottom. He
<v Speaker 3>beat Matt Morgan, beat Dreamer with it, He beat Finley
<v Speaker 3>with it. He's got Hurricane up. The Hurricane keeps falling down,
<v Speaker 3>falling down, falling down, but no hurricanes play it.
<v Speaker 6>Pass up. He rolls him up one, two, three.
<v Speaker 3>Hurricane beats Matt Morgan, and Matt Morgan lights him up,
<v Speaker 3>lays him out, hits him with the finish three times
<v Speaker 3>and walks off as Hurricane is laying.
<v Speaker 6>Down on the man.
<v Speaker 3>The plan Brian Kendrick comes out for the finals. The
<v Speaker 3>finals is going on right now. The referee checks on Hurricane.
<v Speaker 3>Hurricane says, I'm okay, I'm okay to go. Brian Kendrick
<v Speaker 3>hooks him in the sliced bread one two kick out
<v Speaker 3>by Hurricane. He beats up Hurricane littlemore hits a slice
<v Speaker 3>bread one two three. New United States Champion the Brian Kendrick.
<v Speaker 3>As he walks back, someone meets him in the entrance way.
<v Speaker 3>It's his new bodyguard, Matt Morgan. That's right, Matt Morgan
<v Speaker 3>is the muscle, the heater for thee Brian Kendrick, what
<v Speaker 3>you gotta say about my my first champion?
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I'm amazed at this. And also I'm amazed that
<v Speaker 1>you remembering the spots, these intricate spots of so many matches,
<v Speaker 1>like I've seen you shook for doing one comeback.
<v Speaker 5>Remember, I could see if Chelsea was like actively going
<v Speaker 5>to the PC every day.
<v Speaker 2>Where did you find the time to like sit and
<v Speaker 2>do this.
<v Speaker 5>Okay, well we have the main event. Guys, it's RBD.
<v Speaker 5>This is not believable or logical that this was one
<v Speaker 5>episode of television.
<v Speaker 2>By the way, yes it is.
<v Speaker 3>Matches are short, you just have Big Shot nine matches.
<v Speaker 3>It's rb D. See that. In Hogan versus Big Show
<v Speaker 3>Brock and Jericho, Towards the end of the match, the
<v Speaker 3>heel team implodes, Brock and Show fight to the back,
<v Speaker 3>leaving just Jericho. He gets the F you. He tags
<v Speaker 3>in Hogan the Big Leg. He tags r v D
<v Speaker 3>five Star Frock Splash one two three. The show ends
<v Speaker 3>with r v D Sina and Hogan up on top.
<v Speaker 3>That's week number two.
<v Speaker 2>Any questions so far, I've already said my piece on this.
<v Speaker 3>Any questions so far?
<v Speaker 1>Me too?
<v Speaker 3>Bending rules?
<v Speaker 2>Yeah. I think Night three this is called desperation, but.
<v Speaker 3>I don't think. I think. I think this is called
<v Speaker 3>not being a lazy, and it's called uh proper booking
<v Speaker 3>night Hogan.
<v Speaker 1>I back to the Hogan thing. He's like the older
<v Speaker 1>old man Hogan.
<v Speaker 3>Isn't he He's however you want him to be.
<v Speaker 5>He's but two thousand and four, two thousand and five, Hogan.
<v Speaker 1>I guess he was still wrestling.
<v Speaker 3>He wrestles Orton. It was an Orton tu pack.
<v Speaker 2>All right?
<v Speaker 8>Uh.
<v Speaker 3>Night three. Vince McMahon uh cuts up promo again, explaining
<v Speaker 3>that tonight we will find out who will be the
<v Speaker 3>first tag team champions. We're gonna do that in a
<v Speaker 3>very unorthodox way. We are having a lethal lottery. What's
<v Speaker 3>happening is that names will be drawn out of a
<v Speaker 3>hat to pick random tag teams. The winning team will
<v Speaker 3>go into an every man for himself Battle Royal, and
<v Speaker 3>the winner of that Battle Royal gets to choose his
<v Speaker 3>partner to become the first ever tag team champion. So
<v Speaker 3>you don't have to win the titles with who you're
<v Speaker 3>teamed up with. You just have to get to the
<v Speaker 3>Battle Royal and win, and then you can pick your partner.
<v Speaker 2>If that makes sense, okay.
<v Speaker 3>Because you know, the drawings in wrestling are never legit.
<v Speaker 3>So the first match of the night is Brock and
<v Speaker 3>Big Show. They got paired up together, the two guys
<v Speaker 3>who fought to the back last week. They take on
<v Speaker 3>the team of Sena and Hogan. Sena and Hogan move on.
<v Speaker 3>Uh Dou San Domino also get called together. They're so
<v Speaker 3>happy but also getting called together the new found friendship
<v Speaker 3>a Booker T and gold Dust. Booker T and gold
<v Speaker 3>Dust advanced. Next up, we have Matt Hardy and Devon
<v Speaker 3>Dudley taking on Zach Ryder. And Bubba Ray Dudley. What
<v Speaker 3>is going to happen when the Dudley's face off against
<v Speaker 3>another one another Ryder defeats Devon to advance after the
<v Speaker 3>match the Dudley's layout Zack Ryder with a three D.
<v Speaker 3>Next up is Hurricane and Maven losing to Matt, Morgan
<v Speaker 3>and Christian. Then we have Jericho and Kendrick defeating Finley
<v Speaker 3>and RVD. Next up is Nicky and Miss. They defeat
<v Speaker 3>Dreamer and Striker, and when Dreamer and Striker after after
<v Speaker 3>they lose, Striker is shaking Dreamer's hand and then kicks
<v Speaker 3>him in the nuts, leaving Dreamer. He's pissed at Dreamer
<v Speaker 3>loss for the team. So then up next is the
<v Speaker 3>Battle Royal. But before the Battle Royal, we see footage
<v Speaker 3>of Zack Ryder laid out backstage through a table. We
<v Speaker 3>can only assume it's from the Dudley's. Zach Ryder is
<v Speaker 3>not medically able to compete in the Battle Royal. Uh,
<v Speaker 3>so we're about We're about to start the Battle Royal.
<v Speaker 3>Everyone's making their entrance entrances. As Booker, t and Golds
<v Speaker 3>are making their entrance, they're jumped from behind with steel
<v Speaker 3>chairs by Deuce and Domino lay them out. They give
<v Speaker 3>them the uh the what the what's the what's the
<v Speaker 3>finish move? They do the kick in the face. No,
<v Speaker 3>I forget what it's called, but they give it to
<v Speaker 3>the crack him in the mouth, crack him in the mouth,
<v Speaker 3>the crack him in the mouth, and give him both
<v Speaker 3>to the cracking of in the mouth. Goldless and booker
<v Speaker 3>Ter are not able to compete in the Battle.
<v Speaker 1>Royal to compete because they're.
<v Speaker 3>Not able to compete. So the guys who are in
<v Speaker 3>the Battle Royal are Sena and Hogan, Bubba Dudley, Matt Morgan,
<v Speaker 3>Christian Y two, j Kendrick, Miz and Nikki. It really
<v Speaker 3>looks like Morgan and Kendrick are going to become double
<v Speaker 3>champions tonight, but oh no, the bell rings. Everybody goes
<v Speaker 3>to Matt Morgan dumps them over the top rope. Hogan
<v Speaker 3>picks up Kendrick, gorilla press slam throws them right on
<v Speaker 3>to Matt Morgan. They're out of here, which brings us
<v Speaker 3>to the final four. Bubba Ray Dudley is almost thrown
<v Speaker 3>over Hogan. John Cena gives Jericho the f U over
<v Speaker 3>the top. He nails Bubba Hogan falls over, but he's
<v Speaker 3>still in the match. He's still in the match. He's
<v Speaker 3>pulled himself up. Bubba gets up for the fu. He
<v Speaker 3>slips down, pushes Sena into Hogan. Hogan's eliminated. Sina just
<v Speaker 3>eliminated his partner, Hulk Hogan. Unbelievable.
<v Speaker 2>Uh.
<v Speaker 3>Sina then has Bubba up. He reverses some things, gets
<v Speaker 3>him up for the the f you. Hogan slides in,
<v Speaker 3>gives the big boot to Sina give him the big leg.
<v Speaker 3>As he's getting up, Bubba Dudley clothes lines Sena over.
<v Speaker 3>We have new tag team champions, Bubba Dudley and a
<v Speaker 3>partner of his joys. Who will be We'll find out
<v Speaker 3>next week on SmackDown. That's card number three. What do
<v Speaker 3>you guys think?
<v Speaker 1>I have a question, wh who's security on your on
<v Speaker 1>your show? Because everyone's getting jumped.
<v Speaker 3>It's pandemonium. Yeah.
<v Speaker 1>I feel like it's a little over booked here for
<v Speaker 1>a couple of years.
<v Speaker 5>Over book I don't think so. How much did you
<v Speaker 5>pay Vince Russo for the skype call?
<v Speaker 3>All right, so night four? Now, keep in mind this
<v Speaker 3>is the last TV this this GOM show. The show
<v Speaker 3>starts another.
<v Speaker 1>A sixty four man tournament.
<v Speaker 3>The show starts.
<v Speaker 5>We had a royal that bleeds into a tournament, but
<v Speaker 5>people get jumped with chairs before it happens.
<v Speaker 3>I think the show starts with Mabon, Finley, Matt Hardy,
<v Speaker 3>Christian miss and Nicky around the ring or in the
<v Speaker 3>ring and around the ring are a bunch of ladders,
<v Speaker 3>and we don't know why. Vince McMahon makes his entrance
<v Speaker 3>that says that you guys have really been impressing me,
<v Speaker 3>but one of you guys really needs to step up.
<v Speaker 3>Who has that ruthless aggression? We're gonna find out at
<v Speaker 3>Turboil because there will be a money in.
<v Speaker 6>The bank ladder match to find out who.
<v Speaker 3>Will be the number one get tender for the ww Championship.
<v Speaker 3>It will be Mabon versus Finley, versus Matt Hardy versus
<v Speaker 3>Christian versus versus Nicky. But right here, right now, we're
<v Speaker 3>gonna have a six man tag Maymon, Finley and Hardy
<v Speaker 3>against Christian, Miz and Nicky, and Maven wins for the
<v Speaker 3>team with his finisher, the implosion.
<v Speaker 2>I thought it was a dropkick, and.
<v Speaker 3>You might be asking you, how do I know Mavin's
<v Speaker 3>finisher it's because I texted Mavin today said, hey, what's
<v Speaker 3>your finisher?
<v Speaker 2>I thought it was a drop kick all these years.
<v Speaker 3>It's actually he gave me two moves that were not
<v Speaker 3>the implosion, and then I sent him the YouTube link
<v Speaker 3>of the implosion and he said he was using that
<v Speaker 3>for a couple of months before he got let go
<v Speaker 3>the emplos. He's like a lung blower, Like, describe that
<v Speaker 3>to me. Okay, like a backstamper.
<v Speaker 2>Okay.
<v Speaker 9>Uh.
<v Speaker 3>Then backstage, Tris Stratus, Victoria, and Lida go up to
<v Speaker 3>his They go up to Vincent's office say it is
<v Speaker 3>both they haven't been used.
<v Speaker 2>I agree, yeah.
<v Speaker 3>They say it's not fair that it's sex as they
<v Speaker 3>haven't been used, and Vince says, you know what, you're right.
<v Speaker 3>At Turmoil, it will be a triple threat match. So
<v Speaker 3>it will be a triple threat match at Turmoil, Trish
<v Speaker 3>versus Victoria versus Lida. Also, the next segment is Matt
<v Speaker 3>Striker in the ring for a Striker's Classroom and he
<v Speaker 3>just rips apart in his promo, Timey Dreamer, how Dreamer
<v Speaker 3>is washed up? Blah blah blah blah. Dreamer comes down.
<v Speaker 3>He says, hey, Matt. We we we've gone, you know,
<v Speaker 3>up and down the roads together, we go way back.
<v Speaker 3>I'm sorry for losing. Just give me one more chance.
<v Speaker 3>We can get back on track. We can go for
<v Speaker 3>the tag team titles. Striker says okay. He hugs them
<v Speaker 3>and then he right through the chalkboard. It says Dreamer,
<v Speaker 3>I will see you at Turmoil.
<v Speaker 2>What a match?
<v Speaker 3>Yeah? What a match?
<v Speaker 2>Yeah?
<v Speaker 5>Is that taking place at the NYWC Sportatorium.
<v Speaker 3>No, that's taking place at Turmoil.
<v Speaker 2>Okay, just clarifying, Okay.
<v Speaker 3>So also, next up is a it's a promo. Vince
<v Speaker 3>McMann is in the ring. He calls out Bubba Dudley.
<v Speaker 3>Bubba has one tag team title, Vince has the other.
<v Speaker 3>He says, Bubba, it is now time to choose your
<v Speaker 3>partner who you're gonna be tag team champions with. Bubba chooses,
<v Speaker 3>of course, Devon Dudley. Devon walks out. Vince has him
<v Speaker 3>the title, and we have officially the first ever tag
<v Speaker 3>team champions. Bubba and Devon outcomes. Zach Ryder outcomes. Zach
<v Speaker 3>Ryder says, this is bs. He got put through the
<v Speaker 3>table last week. He knows that the Dudleys did that.
<v Speaker 3>He that's why he wasn't able to compete, and Vince says,
<v Speaker 3>you're right, you were laid out. You're right, it's not fair,
<v Speaker 3>But it wasn't the Dudleys, and he goes to the
<v Speaker 3>security footage that plays on the tron. It was Deuce
<v Speaker 3>and Domino who laid out Zach Ryder outcome Deus and
<v Speaker 3>Domino there. They can't believe that you're got caught. They
<v Speaker 3>say that they want to be added into the tag
<v Speaker 3>team title match at Turmoil, but Vince says, okay, how
<v Speaker 3>about this. What about the team that you laid out
<v Speaker 3>in the battle roll Booker T and Goldusts who also
<v Speaker 3>come out. He makes it a four way for Turmoil,
<v Speaker 3>Deus and Domino versus the Dudley's versus Booker and Goldes
<v Speaker 3>versus Rider and a mystery partner for the tag team
<v Speaker 3>titles at Turmoil. But right now there's gonna be a
<v Speaker 3>fatal four way match Deuce, Rider, Bubba, and Booker T.
<v Speaker 3>The winner chooses the stipulation, and in the end it's
<v Speaker 3>Bubba who cheats the win over Rider.
<v Speaker 5>Okay, every single thing you're doing is the parties involved
<v Speaker 5>getting some kind of information and then having a multi
<v Speaker 5>van tag.
<v Speaker 3>I can book, I can book? What okay, Bubba?
<v Speaker 2>Okay?
<v Speaker 5>Another question, why the build up to for Bubba to
<v Speaker 5>just pick Devon?
<v Speaker 2>It was a swerve. Where's the swerve? What do you mean?
<v Speaker 3>Where was the build up? Oh? We want we were
<v Speaker 3>at least to this promo, but.
<v Speaker 2>Like it's just Devon, there's no payoff.
<v Speaker 3>Well, I know everyone knows it's gonna be Devon. That's
<v Speaker 3>like their whole plan work kind of doing.
<v Speaker 2>So why do it?
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, well that's what I was doing, Okay. And my
<v Speaker 3>other question is you think you think the Dudley's you
<v Speaker 3>think the Dudley's laid out Rider, but it's really ducing Domino.
<v Speaker 2>Got it?
<v Speaker 6>Uh?
<v Speaker 5>Who in your in your federation? Here is Vincent man
<v Speaker 5>a heel or babyface? It seems to making decisions on
<v Speaker 5>both sides of the coin.
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, vinceus is fair and square right now? Okay, missus
<v Speaker 3>fair and square right now. So Bubba cheats to beat
<v Speaker 3>Rider and he announces that it's a table match, and
<v Speaker 3>of course, uh, it was an elimination match. Deuce is
<v Speaker 3>already out, Bookers already out. So then after the match, uh, Devon,
<v Speaker 3>Abobba put Rider through another table or put it through
<v Speaker 3>a table and it will be a table match, a
<v Speaker 3>fatal four way match. Next up is the Brian Kendrick
<v Speaker 3>against Hurricane. They were battling via social media uh all
<v Speaker 3>week and Kendrick said that if Hurricane could beat him tonight,
<v Speaker 3>he will give him a shot for the US title
<v Speaker 3>at Turmoil, and.
<v Speaker 5>Ruth discretionari there was no social media they were.
<v Speaker 3>They were doing it over base, uh, Facebook and MySpace.
<v Speaker 2>Okay, I'll take that. Yeah, were welling over my space.
<v Speaker 2>He wasn't in his top eight. He was pissed, right damn.
<v Speaker 3>So there there was a there was there was some
<v Speaker 3>sort of there was a rep distraction, uh miscommunication. Matt
<v Speaker 3>Morgan accidentally hits uh Kendrick with the big boot. He
<v Speaker 3>charges Hurricane low ropes the big choke slam to Kendrick
<v Speaker 3>one two three, Hurricane wins, skidaddles he gets out of there.
<v Speaker 3>He will take on Kendrick for the US title at Turmoil.
<v Speaker 3>And next up, Vince McMahon says, you're gonna love this, guys.
<v Speaker 3>It will be the elimination Chamber match at Turmoil. But
<v Speaker 3>right now, there will be a gauntlet match to find
<v Speaker 3>out who will get the last spot, the chamber, the
<v Speaker 3>last spot, the chamber. So what happens is it's Jericho
<v Speaker 3>the Gauntlet match RBD. So it starts with Jericho and Brock.
<v Speaker 3>Brock beats Jericho, out comes RBD. Brock beats RBDU. Then
<v Speaker 3>comes the Big Show. Big Show beats Brock after numerous
<v Speaker 3>choke slams. Here comes Sena. Sena defeats Show with the
<v Speaker 3>fu And now this work is interesting. It's Hogan and
<v Speaker 3>Sena who are more friendly. Then they kind of screwed
<v Speaker 3>each over, like screwed each other over last week. Uh,
<v Speaker 3>Sena not on purpose, but then Hogan was on purpose.
<v Speaker 3>So there's some bad blood here. Hy bad blood, that's right,
<v Speaker 3>that's right. There's some tension.
<v Speaker 1>Uh.
<v Speaker 3>So they're they're they're going all over the place, fighting
<v Speaker 3>in where the raft is kind of you know, putting
<v Speaker 3>his hands up, letting it fly. Uh, they're on the outside.
<v Speaker 3>Sena rolls in. Hogan, he goes to get his chain,
<v Speaker 3>you know, his chain that he wears. Vince grabs it
<v Speaker 3>from him. He won't let him cheat. Sina turns around
<v Speaker 3>and just pushes over. Vince McMahon pushes him over as
<v Speaker 3>he slides in Big Boot from Hogan. He goes with
<v Speaker 3>a big leg. Seena moves out of the way. F
<v Speaker 3>you one two, Vince pulls out the referee unbe believable.
<v Speaker 3>Sena is pissed. He goes, does a little chase with
<v Speaker 3>Vince around the ring. Vince slides in. Sena slides in
<v Speaker 3>big boot from Hogan, hits the ropes leg drop.
<v Speaker 6>One, two, three.
<v Speaker 3>Hogan will be the last spot in the elimination chamber
<v Speaker 3>and we will see you next week at Turmoil.
<v Speaker 5>Any questions, I just okay, So what are our advertised
<v Speaker 5>matchups right now for Turmoil?
<v Speaker 3>Should I do one by one? Well?
<v Speaker 1>Just here now, just get right into the turminoil. Yeah,
<v Speaker 1>start Turmoil.
<v Speaker 3>I thought this was gonna be yeah, all right, the
<v Speaker 3>opening contest here at Turmoil. Now, remember your disease by
<v Speaker 3>Saliva is playing.
<v Speaker 1>Hold on. I want to I want to remind the
<v Speaker 1>audience right now that this competition is strictly this card
<v Speaker 1>that you were about to hear Brian's cards.
<v Speaker 2>That's all.
<v Speaker 1>We appreciate the.
<v Speaker 5>Uh you set the table there for half an hour,
<v Speaker 5>but uh yeah, well I think the context is king.
<v Speaker 3>As Eric Bischoff.
<v Speaker 5>Says, reeks reeks of desperation, but let's have I think
<v Speaker 5>it reeks of hard work, which and you're you're as
<v Speaker 5>barely reeks as bare minimum.
<v Speaker 2>Oh my god, no, because it was good.
<v Speaker 3>Mine's very good. The opening contest is the money in
<v Speaker 3>the Bank ladder match. Whoever gets the briefcase will move
<v Speaker 3>on and get a World Championship match, w title match,
<v Speaker 3>whatever they want. It's Christian Maven, Finley, Matt Hardy, Nicky
<v Speaker 3>and Mizz. So the the final sequence, if you could
<v Speaker 3>picture this in your head, is, uh, Finley is climbing up,
<v Speaker 3>Nicki is climbing up. In comes Hornswoggle. He's pulling on
<v Speaker 3>Nicki's Spirit squad pants. He's pulling him, He's pulling him
<v Speaker 3>down the ladder. Nicki gives him the superkick. Should fit
<v Speaker 3>continue to climb up and grab the briefcase or protect
<v Speaker 3>his his little midget friend. He decides to protect his
<v Speaker 3>midget friend. He comes down and there's a chill Aley
<v Speaker 3>already in the ring. He nails Nicki with it, gives
<v Speaker 3>him the the Celtic Cross, and then he tells Swaggle
<v Speaker 3>to climb the ladder. Swoggle's afraid to climb the ladder,
<v Speaker 3>so Fick goes down, goes under the ring and pulls
<v Speaker 3>out the little ladder. Because Jax makes the two ladders,
<v Speaker 3>the big one the bazouria during of the smaller ones. Okay,
<v Speaker 3>he pulls out the swallow out of the crowd is popping.
<v Speaker 3>Hornswoggle climbs up, helps him.
<v Speaker 6>Tad ball splash off the top of the ladder.
<v Speaker 5>They hugg this is this is accurate because he could
<v Speaker 5>still do the tadpole in this time period.
<v Speaker 2>Yes.
<v Speaker 6>Uh.
<v Speaker 3>The crowd is popping with the big hug from behind
<v Speaker 3>in slides the miz. He grant. He folds up the
<v Speaker 3>little ladder, nails fit from behind. He he sticks horsewall
<v Speaker 3>right in the gut with it, which sends horsewater on
<v Speaker 3>the floor. Nails fit in the gut with it, skull
<v Speaker 3>crushing finale on fit on the ladder. He now is climbing.
<v Speaker 3>It's gonna be the maze. The mizz is climbing to
<v Speaker 3>the briefcakes the briefcase. Up behind him is may Ben
<v Speaker 3>climbing up. He gets the enclosure from the top of
<v Speaker 3>the ladder. Oh my god, Miz bumps to the outside
<v Speaker 3>of this is Mavn's time. Maybe it's time. Mayven is
<v Speaker 3>slowly climbing the fans or on their feet.
<v Speaker 6>They're shitting Mayd may Mayvin.
<v Speaker 3>He's got his hands on the briefcase. But oh no,
<v Speaker 3>in comes Christian. Christian is a heel here. Christians just
<v Speaker 3>hold that ladder. Mavin's looking down and he slowly pushes it.
<v Speaker 3>Mayven takes a bump all the way to the floor.
<v Speaker 3>All right, So now Christian, that ladder's fell down. So
<v Speaker 3>there's the other big ladder on the ring. Christian he
<v Speaker 3>sets it up. He's climbing. Matt Hardy slides in. He
<v Speaker 3>takes the ladder that's kind of leaning against the rope.
<v Speaker 3>He sets it up. They're both climbing opposite ends the ladder.
<v Speaker 3>Who's there gonna be Matt Hardy, Christian, Mad Hardy Christian.
<v Speaker 3>They're fight on top. Matt Hardy he hooks them for
<v Speaker 3>the twist of fate. Off the ladder, but no. Christian
<v Speaker 3>pushes him off. Mad Hardy takes a bump twenty feet
<v Speaker 3>in the air. Christian takes a briefcase off. Christian.
<v Speaker 6>Here's your winner, and where's the money in the bag?
<v Speaker 3>Huh? Christian is the winner entire ladder match.
<v Speaker 5>I have so much to say, yet nothing at all
<v Speaker 5>like I've seen you forget a spot and a squash
<v Speaker 5>man trying to say, and you're friggin whatever, Okay, I tap.
<v Speaker 3>Next up is Dreamer versus Striker. Uh. Dreamer wins with
<v Speaker 3>that d d T and he takes Striker takes it
<v Speaker 3>the way he takes that spike DDT style one two three.
<v Speaker 3>Dreamer wins as he's celebrating my Matt. Striker went under
<v Speaker 3>the ring to get the kendo stick and just attacks
<v Speaker 3>Dreamer from behind the candlestick, lays a maut with the candlestick,
<v Speaker 3>and then imagine he he ties him up in the
<v Speaker 3>roomes Allah, Jake, the Saint Roberts and Uh the macho Man,
<v Speaker 3>and just starts laying into into Uh the Dreamer of
<v Speaker 3>the candlestick, over and over and over and over. Eventually
<v Speaker 3>security has to pull Striker away. Striker holds the candlestick
<v Speaker 3>over his head. Uh insinuating that he is the new
<v Speaker 3>leader of hardcore were wrestling. Uh. Next up is Trish
<v Speaker 3>versus Lyda and Victoria. Hell of a match. The women
<v Speaker 3>are showcasing all their talents, showing why they are just
<v Speaker 3>as good as the men. The finish happens when Leda
<v Speaker 3>hits the moon salt on Trish, but as soon as
<v Speaker 3>she hits the moon, Salt in comes Victoria, pitching Lyda
<v Speaker 3>to the floor, covering Trish. One two three, She's skidaddle.
<v Speaker 3>She steals the victory. Victoria is the winner of this
<v Speaker 3>women's match.
<v Speaker 2>Is she champion?
<v Speaker 3>No? Champion? We don't have women's champions Okay, I thought
<v Speaker 3>neither of us had that. I guess yeah, okay, for
<v Speaker 3>the time this this is where it gets interesting. It
<v Speaker 3>is the where are you right here? Did I lose
<v Speaker 3>the spot? I'm sorry it is let's go right here, let's.
<v Speaker 2>Go to I'm sure it's kind of gauntlet match.
<v Speaker 3>So no, no, it's the the Brian Kendrick taking on
<v Speaker 3>Matt Morgan. I'm sorry with the with Matt Morgan taking
<v Speaker 3>on the Hurricane for the United States Championship. Matt Morgan,
<v Speaker 3>he close lines the Hurricane on the floor, the ref
<v Speaker 3>catches it. He doesn't dq what he does. He says,
<v Speaker 3>you're right here. Matt Morgan is ejected from ringside, which
<v Speaker 3>leads to a back and forth between Hurricane and the
<v Speaker 3>Brian Kendrick. Hurricane goes for the choke slam, but Brian
<v Speaker 3>Kendrick rolls through hooks the tights one, two three, The
<v Speaker 3>Brian Kendrick is still your United States Champion.
<v Speaker 2>Okay.
<v Speaker 3>Next up is the fatal four way match, Fatal four
<v Speaker 3>way table match for the SmackDown Tag team titles first
<v Speaker 3>Booker t and Goldust. Now this is a big event.
<v Speaker 3>Sometimes people you know, like to wear different things. So
<v Speaker 3>Deuce and Domino Cherry they come out, but.
<v Speaker 6>They're debuting their new leather jacket.
<v Speaker 2>That's right, you brought those off.
<v Speaker 6>Leon jackets.
<v Speaker 5>You're a sick man's Domino.
<v Speaker 6>Debut their new.
<v Speaker 2>I'm concerned about you.
<v Speaker 3>The people at home made attention. These jackets were unreleased.
<v Speaker 3>But dou and Domino have him. Now.
<v Speaker 1>Rosy is drunk on booking. I can like he looks
<v Speaker 1>like in.
<v Speaker 3>Holy the Dudley's come out next, and now it's the
<v Speaker 3>moment everyone's been waiting for. Zach Ryder comes out, but
<v Speaker 3>he's kind of like looking to the back the whole time,
<v Speaker 3>like where's his partner. We go to the tron and
<v Speaker 3>you know, you know the camera shot where it's like
<v Speaker 3>the cameraman's running, the camera RAN's running, You're seeing where
<v Speaker 3>the actions going. The camera Ran is running all through backstage.
<v Speaker 3>He busts open through the back doors. It's someone who
<v Speaker 3>appears to be Kurt Hawkins laid out. Is it Kurt Hawkins?
<v Speaker 3>We're not quite sure.
<v Speaker 6>He looks just like.
<v Speaker 3>Kurt Hawkins, but he has not entered the ring. He's
<v Speaker 3>not into the building, so technically he is not a
<v Speaker 3>member of the fig fed. So what's gonna happen? Who
<v Speaker 3>is gonna help Zach win the tag team titles tonight? Okay,
<v Speaker 3>so the first elimination uh comes when uh wait.
<v Speaker 2>Zach goes at this by himself.
<v Speaker 3>He has to go out about by himself because he
<v Speaker 3>thought that Kurt Hawkins was gonna joint SmackDown. But but
<v Speaker 3>Kurt never even got in the building, so he's not
<v Speaker 3>even officially a SmackDown member. Who's he gonna be?
<v Speaker 1>I thought, who's gonna be Hawks?
<v Speaker 2>Though?
<v Speaker 1>Then you might didn't you get a two pack?
<v Speaker 3>No? I did not. I did not, So it's a
<v Speaker 3>big swerve. You thought it was Hawkins, but it's but
<v Speaker 3>he's he's he's laid out in the back back not
<v Speaker 3>even backstage, outside in the parking lot.
<v Speaker 1>I thought this was where this was going because I
<v Speaker 1>thought I remembered you drafting your.
<v Speaker 3>Twock so uh booker T and Goldust are eliminated. When
<v Speaker 3>uh Booker T is double superplexed by Deucen Domino through
<v Speaker 3>a table, they are eliminated. Up next, then with a
<v Speaker 3>three D, the Dudley's eliminate Deuce and Domino. So now
<v Speaker 3>it's down to the Dudley's and Zach Rider. And the
<v Speaker 3>Dudley's are just playing with Zach Ryder. They're just toying
<v Speaker 3>with them. They hit him with the three D. Devon
<v Speaker 3>get the tables. Devon gets the tables. He gets it.
<v Speaker 3>He gets the table, right, He gets the table and
<v Speaker 3>what does he do? He takes out the gasoline.
<v Speaker 1>That's right, Brosy has a gasoline play this is.
<v Speaker 2>An audio podcast.
<v Speaker 3>Broski takes out the gasoline. He's about to light it
<v Speaker 3>on fire, but the lights go off.
<v Speaker 6>It's Kay. That's gab It Kane. Oh my god, it's Kane.
<v Speaker 6>In CON's Kane.
<v Speaker 7>Big upercut, big overcut Toombstone, Toomstone, to Baba, choke Sledder Devaut.
<v Speaker 6>He lights the table up. He choke slams Bubba through
<v Speaker 6>the firmay table. Ding ding Ding.
<v Speaker 10>We have new SmackDown Tag Team champions, Zach Ryder and Caine.
<v Speaker 2>I don't even know what. For the record, Caine was
<v Speaker 2>drafted by you, right, so that's not a surprise.
<v Speaker 3>But I haven't used him. He wasn't in the Royal Rumby. Yeah,
<v Speaker 3>I came right like like you did. He was my
<v Speaker 3>he was the odd camera debut, got it. So so
<v Speaker 3>Caine helps Zach Rider like it's an emotional moment. They're
<v Speaker 3>both holding up the tag team titles. Uh, Zach doesn't
<v Speaker 3>even know where he is. He needed Kane. Kane came
<v Speaker 3>to the rescue. So Cain and Zach Ryder are your
<v Speaker 3>tag team champions. Any questions so far?
<v Speaker 2>I have a million, but just keep going.
<v Speaker 3>Okay, So up next is the Elimination Chamber with Jericho
<v Speaker 3>Made Event Time, Jericho, rb D Big Show, Broxina Hogan,
<v Speaker 3>Vince McMahon is ringside with the Championship. Jericho and rv D.
<v Speaker 2>Uh.
<v Speaker 3>They're kind of the workhorses of the brand. You know,
<v Speaker 3>they started with that Royal Rumble last in the whole time.
<v Speaker 3>They are starting off the Elimination Chamber. Up next is
<v Speaker 3>Brock Lesner and then the Big Show. But this is
<v Speaker 3>where all hell breaks loose. At one point, Brock Spears
<v Speaker 3>Big Show through an empty glass chamber. It's it's Mayhem
<v Speaker 3>right here.
<v Speaker 9>Uh.
<v Speaker 3>All all three of these guys team up on Brock.
<v Speaker 3>You see a code breaker followed by a choke slam
<v Speaker 3>followed by a five star frog splash off the top
<v Speaker 3>of the chamber. One two three, They all pile on
<v Speaker 3>top of Brock. Literally, they pile up. Brock is eliminated.
<v Speaker 6>Uh.
<v Speaker 3>Then out comes John Cena. Now remember Hogan won that
<v Speaker 3>gauntlet match to be the last guy out. Uh. RVD
<v Speaker 3>tops to Jericho in the walls of Jericho. RVD is eliminated.
<v Speaker 3>Now this work is interesting, Sena. He picks up Big
<v Speaker 3>Show and Chris Jericho in a double fu one two three.
<v Speaker 3>Jericho is out.
<v Speaker 6>Uh.
<v Speaker 3>Eventually Hogan comes in. Hogan with a big body slam
<v Speaker 3>to the giant hits the leg. One two three. We
<v Speaker 3>are down to Sina and Hogan telling that story that's
<v Speaker 3>been going all the way back. Who is they gonna be?
<v Speaker 3>Who's gonna be the first ever w w E champion?
<v Speaker 3>So what happens?
<v Speaker 2>Now?
<v Speaker 3>You have Sina with a tackle tackle, Hogan throws that
<v Speaker 3>wild punch, the big slam. Oh no, you can't see me,
<v Speaker 3>five knuckle shuffle, the fu one two.
<v Speaker 6>Hogan kicks out. He's hulking up. Hogan's houlking up the
<v Speaker 6>one to you. The punch, the punch. The punch sets
<v Speaker 6>him off.
<v Speaker 10>Big boot hits the leg, but Sina moves out of
<v Speaker 10>the way.
<v Speaker 6>He picks up.
<v Speaker 3>He picks up Hogan for the f you, but Hogan
<v Speaker 3>is holding on to the top rope. Sina's trying to
<v Speaker 3>pull him off. He's trying to pull him off. They
<v Speaker 3>finally released, but Hogan's boots hit the referee, knocking him
<v Speaker 3>out cold. They hit a double clothesline. Both men are unconscious.
<v Speaker 3>Do you understand what just happened right now?
<v Speaker 2>I'm trying to process it.
<v Speaker 3>The referee was knocked out by Hogan's boots. Inadvertently the
<v Speaker 3>referees out. Hogan slipped down double clothesline. What is going
<v Speaker 3>to happen? Vince is the boss. He unlocks the chamber.
<v Speaker 3>He unlocks the chamber with that WWE championship. He's perched.
<v Speaker 6>Year comes.
<v Speaker 3>He's about to hit Sena. Sena season he approaches. He approaches, Vince,
<v Speaker 3>Vince drops the title. Sena's grabbing him by the suit.
<v Speaker 3>Holgod spins around Sena, big punch to Sina. Hogan checks
<v Speaker 3>out Vince. Are you okay, Yeah, I'm okay, Holkster. He
<v Speaker 3>turns around. Vince justers knees love Blo Love loa to Hogan.
<v Speaker 3>He picks up the title. Bail's Hogan with the title.
<v Speaker 3>Sina picks him up. F you the refence, waking up.
<v Speaker 6>Now one two three, Here is your winner and new
<v Speaker 6>w w.
<v Speaker 3>A champion Jed Cena, Vince and Sina hug He hands
<v Speaker 3>him the w w E Championship. They are going ballistic
<v Speaker 3>on hold. They're laying them out, but then here comes
<v Speaker 3>a rock.
<v Speaker 6>The rock slides in. The rock slides in.
<v Speaker 3>He punches Cita, he punches Rock, He punches Ceda, he
<v Speaker 3>punches Vice. Not rock.
<v Speaker 6>I'm sorry. The big spit he hits Cina. Ceda goes out.
<v Speaker 6>He's got up. Vince in a spinebuster.
<v Speaker 7>He takes off the outherow pad the people Domo, hits
<v Speaker 7>the ropes big People's elbow. Sina pulls out Vince with
<v Speaker 7>the title. They're powdering to the back. They're powdering to
<v Speaker 7>the back and Hulk and Hulk is getting picked up
<v Speaker 7>on the rock. Right now, I'm getting very excited just
<v Speaker 7>talking about it. You're excited talking about it.
<v Speaker 3>The Rock is helping up his childhood hero, Hulk Hogan,
<v Speaker 3>and then there's only one.
<v Speaker 8>Rule, and that is.
<v Speaker 6>Hogan must polls. That's right, baby. The pay per view goes.
<v Speaker 8>Off the air with Hun Hogan and the Rock posing
<v Speaker 8>down out posing each other. Hogan must pose the folks,
<v Speaker 8>thank you for tuning in, Turn on off, We'll see
<v Speaker 8>you next week.
<v Speaker 3>Some dad, What do you guys think?
<v Speaker 5>I feel like the guy at the podium at the
<v Speaker 5>end of Billy Madison's like, we're all.
<v Speaker 2>Uh much much stupider for that. God have mercy on
<v Speaker 2>your Soul's kind of thing.
<v Speaker 1>Well, I will say I do have one big question.
<v Speaker 1>So Isa a heel?
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, Sina is a heel with Vince obviously join Vince.
<v Speaker 1>I didn't a swerve though a swerve, bro, it was
<v Speaker 1>a swerve a swerve, all right. I will say this,
<v Speaker 1>that was a really impressive presentation.
<v Speaker 2>I am.
<v Speaker 1>I am absolutely floored.
<v Speaker 5>It didn't even by the detail, floored by the uh yeah,
<v Speaker 5>it's just so desperate.
<v Speaker 2>It's so you knew your back.
<v Speaker 3>It's hard work. I put everything into what.
<v Speaker 5>About Also, you literally have just done so much. I
<v Speaker 5>can't you can't never have a show again. You've done
<v Speaker 5>You've literally done everything. Yes, I'm a good book. I
<v Speaker 5>get to keep going for da.
<v Speaker 3>Battle Royals and Multis and those tournaments and the setup
<v Speaker 3>matches were just to get the you know, get get
<v Speaker 3>the characters, go and get the people on TV, get
<v Speaker 3>the belts going.
<v Speaker 2>You know. I booked a card to like what the
<v Speaker 2>palette of what my brand could be. You literally.
<v Speaker 3>I want everything you probably I want to win. I
<v Speaker 3>want to win the ratings war.
<v Speaker 1>Okay, all right, So I'm gonna say this as a
<v Speaker 1>innocent bystander of this situation. I went on record and
<v Speaker 1>said that I thought that Brian won the draft by
<v Speaker 1>a long shot. Just blew you away. People. You said
<v Speaker 1>that maybe he g did he bended the rules, whatever,
<v Speaker 1>it doesn't matter. It worked, and he has those guys.
<v Speaker 1>I think that this was a clever bending of the
<v Speaker 1>rules because Brian came into this situation presenting.
<v Speaker 3>A card, but he could have done everything. And I
<v Speaker 3>even said that I was going to do this backstory.
<v Speaker 1>This is long.
<v Speaker 3>Guy just came with this.
<v Speaker 5>It's fine because to be honest, well before Mark finishes this,
<v Speaker 5>I thought You're going to be like, well you know
<v Speaker 5>this is what's been going on between so and so
<v Speaker 5>and so and so, not week one segue and we
<v Speaker 5>spend forty five minutes here.
<v Speaker 1>Bro, he did ten minutes on the final six of
<v Speaker 1>the Royal Rumble. Dude, that happened on the first episode.
<v Speaker 2>Holy.
<v Speaker 5>It also was not logical, way more say, it was
<v Speaker 5>way more seg than television allow.
<v Speaker 2>It would have worked just to gain your nonsensical bullshit.
<v Speaker 3>We have a three hour show.
<v Speaker 2>Your show.
<v Speaker 5>Your shows were like TNA at its worst, or like
<v Speaker 5>the most confusing points of the Attitude era of just.
<v Speaker 3>You ask me what I can explain why it happened?
<v Speaker 2>Me?
<v Speaker 3>One thing, you strapped yourself up. Let's not let's not
<v Speaker 3>let that. Let's not let that one slide.
<v Speaker 6>He is a jam.
<v Speaker 3>Up with kay that your damn right, it's my fantasy bed.
<v Speaker 2>Do you know how boring those rights are going to be?
<v Speaker 6>Zach right?
<v Speaker 3>Well, they well don't don't watch God's sign of promos
<v Speaker 3>like they did in real life.
<v Speaker 1>All right, Well, I'm the The other thing that we
<v Speaker 1>didn't really think about was this basically became a promo
<v Speaker 1>competition almost where you know you're.
<v Speaker 2>Because he's desperate, he had to I can just say to.
<v Speaker 9>You.
<v Speaker 3>I even said we should each get time and just
<v Speaker 3>pitch it. When's the sales pitch you pitch?
<v Speaker 2>I don't know, have a problem with that. I don't
<v Speaker 2>know have a problem with that.
<v Speaker 1>I think I think that I don't know who the
<v Speaker 1>winner would be if you took a piece of paper
<v Speaker 1>of Brian's card next to a piece of paper of
<v Speaker 1>your card and there was.
<v Speaker 3>No without context, context is king?
<v Speaker 1>So okay, I don't know who would win in that
<v Speaker 1>situation in my this obviously your presentation and card came
<v Speaker 1>off much better in my opinion. So we'll see what
<v Speaker 1>happens with with the rest of the major marks and
<v Speaker 1>how they think of these these cards and this interesting
<v Speaker 1>twist here and now where.
<v Speaker 3>We're going to go with this now. Also, I don't
<v Speaker 3>I don't. I don't think it should be like a
<v Speaker 3>poll and who won, who lost.
<v Speaker 2>I think there should be.
<v Speaker 3>Brian, I really like you were going and I'm like, oh,
<v Speaker 3>I really hold bad for this guy. Like imagine if
<v Speaker 3>he had to follow me.
<v Speaker 2>Bro, you shoot sat Indian style and played out five.
<v Speaker 3>We had one month to do all this. I'm sorry
<v Speaker 3>that I was prepared, but I say, listen, hey, great show.
<v Speaker 6>Uh.
<v Speaker 3>I do think we should make some rules for next month.
<v Speaker 5>As far as what so, I think we have to
<v Speaker 5>let people hear this and let it play out before
<v Speaker 5>we got ahead of ourselves.
<v Speaker 1>Let's let's think off air. I think that obviously next
<v Speaker 1>month for the bonus episode, we're coming back.
<v Speaker 3>Well, no, I want to be I want to start
<v Speaker 3>thinking of my of my show.
<v Speaker 1>We'll start thinking.
<v Speaker 2>You did every gimmick match in pro wrestley history.
<v Speaker 3>Listen, I came home. I wanted to win, and I
<v Speaker 3>believe that I.
<v Speaker 2>Won because you were desperate. You were.
<v Speaker 3>I came at it. I came at it. We're we're
<v Speaker 3>we're a new brand, and I want to get eyes
<v Speaker 3>on our brand. I want to I want to sell merch.
<v Speaker 3>I want to get people over. I want to tell stories.
<v Speaker 3>I want to put smiles on people's faces. And I
<v Speaker 3>feel like that's that's what I did.
<v Speaker 1>All right, what's next?
<v Speaker 3>What's six for this?
<v Speaker 2>Yeah?
<v Speaker 1>Next month?
<v Speaker 3>I think I think next month we have another pay
<v Speaker 3>per view same way. You can present your card with
<v Speaker 3>as as much or as little information or backstory as
<v Speaker 3>you want. But I do think we should make it interesting.
<v Speaker 3>I do think we should add some people to our roster.
<v Speaker 2>Are already they're already pretty loaded like.
<v Speaker 3>It.
<v Speaker 2>I mean you need it because you put Striker vers
<v Speaker 2>Dreamer on a pay per view match.
<v Speaker 3>So uh wait, wait till you see where it goes.
<v Speaker 3>It's gonna get great.
<v Speaker 2>It's gonna get great. Yeah, yeah, okay.
<v Speaker 3>I think I think we should add two singles, a
<v Speaker 3>tag and a woman.
<v Speaker 2>Okay, but then we have to have a draft.
<v Speaker 3>Would you like to have it right now?
<v Speaker 2>I do not because I'm not prepared and I like
<v Speaker 2>to prepare for my draft.
<v Speaker 3>Would you like to have it publicly on the next
<v Speaker 3>free podcast? Uh, just to kind of know.
<v Speaker 5>This is what I think we should do, because the
<v Speaker 5>only people can hear this our patreons. I think in
<v Speaker 5>the Facebook group, I think we should have like a
<v Speaker 5>live uh FaceTime with us three and as we're doing it,
<v Speaker 5>Mark and write like Brian selects so and so and
<v Speaker 5>it goes right.
<v Speaker 2>Into the right on the feed.
<v Speaker 3>Oh I like that a lot.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah. Okay, And that way, well you can go back
<v Speaker 2>and forth and be live time and we'll be prepared.
<v Speaker 3>Mark, we can do that right, figure it and we'll
<v Speaker 3>do that in a couple of days. Okay, I gotta
<v Speaker 3>start booking my cards.
<v Speaker 5>To two single male competitors, and at tag it has
<v Speaker 5>to be a tag team in the sense that they
<v Speaker 5>come together or I'm making them a tag team.
<v Speaker 3>I think they have to come together.
<v Speaker 2>What if it's in a four pack or a three pack,
<v Speaker 2>it just has to be sold together.
<v Speaker 3>I think it should be like an adrenaline.
<v Speaker 2>Okay, so two guys in any form, two.
<v Speaker 3>Guys have like you can get it for a four pack,
<v Speaker 3>a three pack or tw pack the adrenaline and then
<v Speaker 3>a woman.
<v Speaker 2>Okay.
<v Speaker 3>I also want to say that when when Caine put
<v Speaker 3>Bubba through the flaming table, that it wasn't uh. It
<v Speaker 3>wasn't like when I played x poc versus Cane and
<v Speaker 3>lit can on fire. Wasn't a real fire, Guys. I
<v Speaker 3>use the fire from the McK foley's hart Hardcore a
<v Speaker 3>cardboard fire, so there were no figures were damaged, no
<v Speaker 3>carpet was damaged, and I was very very safe. So kids,
<v Speaker 3>if you're gonna try to sit home, use the fire
<v Speaker 3>cardboard that's available in the Mick Foley Hardcore ring.
<v Speaker 2>Okay, we'll end it with that. P s A.
<v Speaker 1>I said, I think after next month too, you introduced
<v Speaker 1>the the new thing where somebody in your FED blows
<v Speaker 1>out their knee and you have to deal with that,
<v Speaker 1>you have to rule pull a name out of a
<v Speaker 1>hat from your thing, and that person's out for six months.
<v Speaker 1>It doesn't matter where your storylines are going.
<v Speaker 3>Even better if we chose the one from the other team.
<v Speaker 2>But that's you can just be so ruthless.
<v Speaker 3>And like, what's ruthless Russia?
<v Speaker 5>I mean, I could I could take out your poster boy,
<v Speaker 5>the young up and comer, Hulk Hogan.
<v Speaker 2>I could take them right out of here, out of
<v Speaker 2>your Fed.
<v Speaker 3>Oh yeah, I'm saying an undertaker, Okay.
<v Speaker 5>Jesus her iconic characters a mythical presence to him.
<v Speaker 3>Did you see the people with Hogan and Rock were
<v Speaker 3>doing the posed out.
<v Speaker 2>I was trying to pitt your home, big Boots, I
<v Speaker 2>mean consecutively. No way.
<v Speaker 3>I think this might be the best episode we've ever got.
<v Speaker 2>I think that I've I knew you were insane and
<v Speaker 2>this just solidified it.
<v Speaker 3>So all right, guys, we'll tune in next month as
<v Speaker 3>this Ruther's aggression fig FED continues.
<v Speaker 2>By the way, all that planning and the best you
<v Speaker 2>can come up with was.
<v Speaker 3>Turmoil, Okay, Turmoil was the name of my WTW shows.
<v Speaker 2>Another Broski putting himself over secretly.
<v Speaker 3>Al right, guys, steal Eder.
<v Speaker 11>Bye, Hey everybody, this is smart Mark Sterling, producer of
<v Speaker 11>the Major Wrestling Figure podcast.
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