TLFX-Games: 'Vince v. Patterson'

<v Speaker 1>We're tantalizingly closed to the final installment of the first
<v Speaker 1>round of this TLFX Games Events center. Hi, I'm Shan
<v Speaker 1>Mooney and it's the TLFX Games, the tournament to determine
<v Speaker 1>the greatest character in the history Collapsed Fan Podcast. We're here,
<v Speaker 1>of course, taking a look at the many matchups, sixteen
<v Speaker 1>of them to be exact, to determine the first round winners,
<v Speaker 1>and you two can play a role. You two, in
<v Speaker 1>fact have the deciding vote and who advances to reach
<v Speaker 1>round of our tournament. Just keep it locked to the
<v Speaker 1>Lapsed Fan's x account for your chance to vote in
<v Speaker 1>polls to advance towards the greatest character in Lapsed Fan history.
<v Speaker 1>The king of the cast is, of course, I'll brought
<v Speaker 1>to you by Garage Beer small Batch like beer, the
<v Speaker 1>garage is always open, and we open this next encounter
<v Speaker 1>to the history books. Perhaps there's been no greater alliance
<v Speaker 1>in terms of wrestling intelligensia than the one between WWFN Persoria,
<v Speaker 1>Vince McMahon pat Patterson. Of course, the first WWF in
<v Speaker 1>or Continental champion, Patterson evolved and matured into the right
<v Speaker 1>hand man for years of Vincent Kennedy McMahon, and throughout
<v Speaker 1>ten years of TLF, we've gotten no shortage of introduction
<v Speaker 1>to the dynamic between the two. But now they face
<v Speaker 1>off at an epic first round encounter to determine who
<v Speaker 1>goes that much closer to the crowd. I can't wait
<v Speaker 1>to hear from the boss and as right hand man.
<v Speaker 1>First up, we go to the pool with Vince McMahon.
<v Speaker 2>You know, I've been around since the beginning of time.
<v Speaker 2>I am ever present, I am existence incarnate, So the
<v Speaker 2>idea that I can be just put up against mere mortals,
<v Speaker 2>even friends of mine, is kind of a joke. This
<v Speaker 2>is my tournament. You could say that I invented it.
<v Speaker 2>I am Vince McMahon, and it doesn't matter who you are.
<v Speaker 2>I can look I've looked down the entire roster of characters,
<v Speaker 2>and I can demolish them all. And I can demolish
<v Speaker 2>most easily my own best friend, because there are no
<v Speaker 2>best friends in this business. You tell people that you'll
<v Speaker 2>stand by them, You tell people that you'll always be
<v Speaker 2>there for them, that you are their their go to person,
<v Speaker 2>that you will never forget them. I say that myself,
<v Speaker 2>but I never mean it. Patterson, You and I have
<v Speaker 2>been around the block. You guy have done everything together.
<v Speaker 2>I have put my faith in you. You've put your
<v Speaker 2>faith in me. But maybe you put it your faith
<v Speaker 2>into the wrong person. Because I'm not afraid to get
<v Speaker 2>in there and tear you apart. In this game, You're
<v Speaker 2>just another cog in the wheel. I'm the wheel, and
<v Speaker 2>I'll run you the fuck over. I've been around the
<v Speaker 2>Lapse fan for ten years, and I've been around the
<v Speaker 2>two Gootens who hosts this bullshit show for even longer.
<v Speaker 2>I've been their go to voice since day one. I've
<v Speaker 2>got an idea. Remember that came up with that in
<v Speaker 2>a college dorm room somewhere, me sitting in a corner,
<v Speaker 2>people around the table of WWE BOO booking raw And
<v Speaker 2>then you've got me in the corner in the shadows.
<v Speaker 2>I've got an idea. I've been saying that shit for
<v Speaker 2>over twenty years now. But what I can tell you
<v Speaker 2>is that no length of time gets me tired or
<v Speaker 2>gets me satisfied. I am always hungry. I think you
<v Speaker 2>can look into the headlines and see that doesn't matter
<v Speaker 2>that I've been married for so many years. I'm still
<v Speaker 2>hungry for pussy. Doesn't matter. That I've been in charge
<v Speaker 2>of the greatest entertainment conglomerate, producing verticals and horizontals of incredible,
<v Speaker 2>cutting edge visual content. I need more power, and I
<v Speaker 2>want it, and I'm hungry for more. Now I'm going
<v Speaker 2>to encourage you, Pat Patterson, I'm gonna encourage you to
<v Speaker 2>just leave this tournament now, to get out of it. Go,
<v Speaker 2>because I will tear through you. I will eat you alive,
<v Speaker 2>because I am Vince McMahon, and I am the greatest
<v Speaker 2>thing that has ever been.
<v Speaker 1>Couldn't be stronger hyperbole from the WWF chairman, and Vince
<v Speaker 1>McMahon makes his bid to be round king of the
<v Speaker 1>cast here in the TLFX gmes. We move now to
<v Speaker 1>Pat Patterson. I don't know it has been.
<v Speaker 2>You know.
<v Speaker 1>It kind of feels like when I had to take
<v Speaker 1>the stands in Vince's trial. I said, oh my god, Vince,
<v Speaker 1>I can I can't go up there and you want
<v Speaker 1>my total truths. If I tout of truths, Vince, then
<v Speaker 1>and you might go away for a long time. But
<v Speaker 1>but you looked at me, and I looked at you
<v Speaker 1>up there in that stand, and I said, you know what,
<v Speaker 1>I don't know? Not then guess who asked about you? Nobody.
<v Speaker 1>I decided up there on that stand on Islands that
<v Speaker 1>I wasn't worth putting away my friend. But I haven't
<v Speaker 1>heard the words that you used against me. But you
<v Speaker 1>got a lot of nerves. I'm gonna go and banana
<v Speaker 1>at the moment, and I'm not sure what way to
<v Speaker 1>take it, because as long as I wanted to be
<v Speaker 1>known as Pat Patterson and doing it my way, thence
<v Speaker 1>you might just bringing you might just be bringing out
<v Speaker 1>Pierre Clement, and I haven't seen him in quite a while,
<v Speaker 1>you know. It was It was trauma when my dad
<v Speaker 1>excommunicated me from the house due to my preferences, and
<v Speaker 1>thanks to you, I was able to tell the worlds
<v Speaker 1>about my experience and my trial and tribulation. But in
<v Speaker 1>just TLFX games, it's a tournament much like the one
<v Speaker 1>I remember in Rio, completely fake, non existent. But in
<v Speaker 1>the end of completely fake, non existing tournaments, I have
<v Speaker 1>to ask you, boss, what's up? Who's left standing? For
<v Speaker 1>the inner Cardinal Belt?
<v Speaker 2>It was me.
<v Speaker 1>And for these TIERFX games, for this Tier TLFX game,
<v Speaker 1>it's gonna be again. What's up?
<v Speaker 2>Boss? Voting in the TIERFX games is now in tentimively
<v Speaker 2>sited to begin in August twenty six. Keep it locked
<v Speaker 2>to the labsed fans that count on X at the
<v Speaker 2>Lapsed Fan for your chance to vote on who will
<v Speaker 2>become King of the Cast.