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Debty's by a far and away number. Literally will we it was double last
year's. Well, we have Move of the Year, the first award here
in the debties twenty twenty three awards. Yeah, and these are all curated
by you guys who submitted the East and we'll go down the list right now.
We have the double Blame yourselves by the way, we have the double
clothesline from Adam Cohen m j F. Yeah, man, blame yourself.
So just invented that they got the Hidden Blade from will Ospray this year only
last year. Sorry Spear from the amount of people that put Spear in is
insane. But we have Tiger Driver ninety one from will Ospray. That's the
one where he killed Kenny and everyone was upset. Dude. That was awesome.
Uh. Swerve Stomp from Swerve Strickland hasn't been doing that this whole career.
Just last year is a good time to do it. And the step
Up six thirty from Vikingo. Yeah, and my favorite part is one he
almost it's the apron ever time every time. That's awesome, very very Sandman
esque. So the winner Remove of the Year the Tiger Driver ninety one from
will Ospray. Congratulations. Wow, alright, moving on that's sorry. Wow.
Moving on to the next award, we got Theme Song of the Year,
Yes, and there was some of these. I actually tried to make
sure that this was only a song that came out last year. If I
was wrong, that's on you. I don't fucking know you voted for it.
Well let's take a look at the curated picks here. We got better
than you Babee, MJF and Adam Cole. Oh, yes, I don't
really like that. Huh. Better than the Baby Big Pressure remix Swarm Strangling.
Yeah, I like that one a lot. Is Jay Usa. I
hate that one all. Its not the song. It's just me. That's
not the song at all. I like the one. I saw that Jameson
and like you like different bagshots to the crowd. I don't know if that's
the song or not, but if it is something he does bag shots,
give back shots, bagshots. You didn't vote for this because it's not damn
that song would be a lot better, was that? That'd be this?
Yeah? Tell j say to get a close right, all right? So
we got Harder Heart. Julia Hart I like that song. It's her House
of Black one. Yeah, that's right. We got locked in Trick Williams.
Yeah, you know that one sings? Yeah, yeah, yeah,
yeah, man, crazy get that trick right, Yeah, I do know
that one. Yeah yeah, man, he's cool. We got Rise of
the Drones don Kallis Family. That's just like the Brown Note. Y'all like
that song, dude, they vote, Yeah, they fucking put that in
this. I don't know how shouts out guys like that old guys. Yeah,
I'm sorry. I guess I'll see what you get down a lot of
here, oh, I guess so. But yeah, theme song of the
Year for twenty twenty three, Big Pressure Remix Garment. I like that.
Yeah, that guy, I mean that dominated here. Yeah, well,
because it's fucking awesome. It's a great, goddamn song. Fifty one point
nine percent for that song. Holy shit, that's over fifty percent. Yeah,
that's crazy. Congratulations, man, I do like this song a lot.
So we had the breakout Star of the Year. This one a lot
of people every year it does. It does a lot of them with this
next one. But you know, yeah, we got some great picks here
this year. Breakout Start of the Year toy twenty three. Here are the
choices we had. Brian Keith, the Bounty Hunter. We had Kenoski Takeshta.
We had Jay Malachi who Swerves Strickland. L A. Knight, Yeah,
we had Nick Wayne. Oh, we had Julia Hart. I like
that. That's great, that's good win. Sorry, I do like that.
So a lot of good choices here. Ellie Knight is forty three years
old. Okay, I'm sorry. We don't all fucking work at the same
face. You know, some people get better as they get older. You
know, Tony's gotten much better as he's gotten older. Yeah, yeah,
Tony's my breakout star of the year. That's awesome. Thank you. Well.
Sadly, l A. Knight did not win. La Night did not
win because the winner and breakout the start of the year for twenty twenty three
is Swerves Strickland two awards. It's a big year for swerve Man. He's
winner. Remember Hangman won like four of these and never accepted them. Oh
yeah, you're supposed to come get them, did you look? He fucking
stays on in Virginia. You want to come get these awards, you might
get your come to the show. It's like an hour and a half.
I know, the traffic out there is crazy, all right, now,
it's time for the most Improved Rest of the Year twenty twenty three. I
think Swerves strickling this one, and he very well could. Oh let's take
a look here at who you could have voted for. We have Daniel Garcia.
Oh, we have Dirty Dominic Mysterio. Oh, we have Mariah Man,
we have Julia Hart, we have Sky Blue, Swerve, Strickland and
Trick Williams. Oh wow, so Swerve got like he improved a lot and
then broke out. I mean yeah, he'sposed to do it. The most
improved Wrestler of the year. Dirty Dominic Mystery, like Crazy Cheers, like
Rock Austin, like class breaks. He's that over with me. Dirty they
came into eighty seven w c W. That's the guys. I like Dirty
Dombaster. He's cool. He's definitely better than when he was not dirty.
I like him dirty, you know, yeah, I liked him when he
was playing a PSP backs. I'm an o G fan he was playing.
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Yeah, it's like a graduations to a Dirty dom If you like to come
on down and collect your award any point, I mean would anybody would anybody
like, we have a lot of these flowing around here. Well, it's
signed for the promotion of the year. What wrestling company had the best year
in twenty twenty three? I like this award a lot. It's a good
usually. Yeah, we had ae W al La Wrestling. What they had
that's weird, WWE World Wrestling Entertainment. We had DPW, Deadlock Pro Wrestling.
We had CMLL Concaijo Moondio de Lucha Libre. We had New Japan Pro
Wrestling m JPW. We had Impact Wrestling now known as TNA they weren't Yeah
they're still Impact Wrestling. And then we have Stardom World Wondering Stardom. Alright,
Well, last year's promotion of the year was Deadlock Pro Wrestling Year,
which is dp doub fucking pretty good year. I was, so, let's
see who is the promotion or what promotion is the promotion of the year twenty
twenty three. Well, there's a lot of competition, and uh, there
was only one that could have ever won this prestigious award. We might have
to add the name of the company to the award. Brian Davis an award
style just they're just too good. The promotion of the Year for twenty twenty
three deablog Pro Wrestling. How do they keep on doing it? How do
they keep on doing it? Dude? What a great I mean back to
back promotion of the year two time. Wow? And what's unbelievable? I
mean fifty eight point four percent an unbelievable amount there, that's over fifty If
the owner of DPW, Chris Danger could come except as award, that'd be
good. Joe, where's j this award? Crazy? I love? What
congratulations a deblog Pro Wrestling. Yeah, congratulations the Shattered Dreams intro right here?
That all right, Now it's time for the Moment of the Year award.
Holy fucking ship. A lot of things happened last year this one,
as you can tell. Let's take a look. We got Adam Copeland debuts
in a w OH. We have CM Punk returns to w W E that
was true. That was we have Chris Danger challenges Adam Cole and dpub that
seem Punk gets fired from a w okay hanging man, Adam Page Drink swerves,
Strickland's blood OH ship to legendary debdies winners, m x M debuts and
DP w oh, Sammy Zane betrays Roman reigns Tony and I saw that one
live. You weren't I don't know why you weren't there. What was that
was that? That was the I don't either. You can ask people,
they probably don't have the right answer. They got an answers. So the
moment of the year twenty twenty three, the winner is cm punk returns to
w wh wow. And I wonder, I wonder if we had put this
debt he's out, maybe just one month later, if this would have still
been what they voted for this year. A lot of people turn on smunk.
I see that's not true. Yes it is true. Damn, it
might be true. That was a crazy fucking moment, honestly, like,
yeah, I uh, I did not expect that surviviseries fucking return. That
was unreal and that probably is, I mean, out of this list,
probably the craziest thing that's happened. Yeah, I mean, I think Chris
Danel challenging got to called deep does that is pretty fucking insane. I mean,
you have to look at the scale of things, and I think the
aw wins that one. But that's for another day. Every once again,
that's good. I like that one. All right. Now it's time to
go to the Promo of the Year award. Oh shit, who talked the
most last year? Promo of the year for this year, Let's take a
look and see what the picks were. We had Adam Copeland's aw debut promo
with Christian Cage go fuck yourself. We had Alex Coglan's new Japan g One
promo. Was it all worth it? I was? I was actually pretty
surprised I was on there. That was pretty cool. Yeah, that is
cool that promos don't really you know, they don't reach to make it.
Yeah. Yeah, uh seem punct returned Collision promo. Tell me when I'm
telling lies. Cody Rhodes and Paul Hayman's Raw promo. I'm pretty sure that
was like them building up to the last Mania maybe, but a lot of
people talked about that one. We have Eddie Kingston's Post Continental Classic promo Patna,
That's why I said in promo it was good. We had Sammy Zain's
Montreal promo. I'm pretty sure sam Zine says motherfucker in French in that WLD.
That's all he does, which is pretty based. And we have CM
Punk's w W E return promo m A controversial one in my opinion. I
thought that promo sucked. Now you're to make friends to make money? That
was That was after the promo. That's so far, I guess. So
the winner of the year for promo of the year, Winner of the year.
Wow, Adam Copeland's aw dad pre promo with Christian Cage go fuck yourself.
Just that one line awesome. I mean, saying that on TV is
pretty sweet. I like, I like when people say fuck as. I'm
sure you're all aware. Yeah, man, I think Christian Cage is awesome.
Man, I think he's the best. Yeah. Yeah, he's awesome
man, So good for him. So now it's time for the event of
the year. When the best show last year? Really a lot of events
last year. Yeah as usual, Well ot a AW is pumping a lot
out for a minute event of the year. We got a w all in
London. We got WWE Backlash twenty twenty three style, We have a w
Wressell Dream twenty twenty three. We have DPW's Carolina Classic twenty twenty three.
What a good fucking show, what a good plastic show? Really? WW
Survivor Series twenty twenty three. We had ae W Forbid Indoor twenty twenty three
on the list and we had w W wrestleming A thirty nine night one.
I guess two songs. I don't know what happened. Well, the Event
of the Year for twenty twenty three, it's a w all in River changes
matches the year and some match for that show. W what was that?
Just just for this one, just for this one only James what got second
place for Event of the Year second place DPW Carolina Classics. It was a
close race, man, it was it was. It was less than twenty
folks in between these two. Wow, we won a special runner up award
right here, and we'd like to show you for this one. Yeah,
aw, watch your back, We're coming for you, son of a bitch.
Cribia River, dude, all in London was pretty fucking crazy just to
watch, like even you know, just the event on its own was a
spectacle, like so many fucking people. Yeah, it was pretty I mean
especially seeing like not w you do that? Yeah, yeah, dude,
it was. It was very funny. It was cool and uh punk and
Joe had a match and that made me happy. Yeah, that was awesome
too. That was Plunch Juice too. Yeah, and they said, see
ye retired and we didn't see him fucking since. That's great. It's awesome.
So now it's time for the Match of the Year, the last match.
I hope you were matched of the years on this list. Yeah,
me too. Let's take a look. We have Hayman Adam Page versus Swerves
Strickland, Texas Deathmatch from a W Full Gear twenty twenty three. Brian Danielson
versus m jf Ironman match from a W Revolution twenty twenty three. Yes,
we had Gunther versus Seamus versus Drew McIntyre w w E Wrestle A thirty nine
Night two. I like that match. We had Kenny Omega versus will Ospray
New Japan Wrestling seventeen Night one. We had Kenny Omega versus will Ospray aw
Forbidden Door. We had Fumi nori A versus Takuya Nomura based in the Probably
Show. Yeah, that's awesome, that is cool. Yeah, that match
made some waves for sure. Match of the Year twenty twenty three no other
than Hangman out a Page Wow versus Swerve strict the textas death match Swerve fucking
pack man. He look you, I mean, he's a full package.
He's got the entrance, we get to the ring, he puts oners.
Having prinsonn on is fucking crazy. Yeah, that's awesome. I can't like,
I honestly never expected to have prisonna like on national television like that.
So it's cool that happened. But imagine if it was Swerve strigling with Julius
Smokes instead, Dude, that'd be fucking crazy. He would be here already
have the title. Yeah, yeah, that'd be awesome. I'm basical about
Julias Smokes. Yeah, that we're cooking. That's the deck step in their
feud. Dude, Oh my god, Yeah you're right. Yeah, this
match is fucking sweet and fucking blood and they did a bunch of shitty thinking
his blood bo in his mouth. Yes, I mean what we're gonna ask
for you? Yeah, they cooked, and they've been cooking, so shouts
out. These two guys were down for a w So congratulations on your match
the year hanging out on page, Come on down and get so many of
what we're gonna give all yours. This fucking swarve Strickland looking through. Yeah,
he woke up through. We got ninety of them stacked up for you.
So let's take a look at the feud of the year for last year,
twenty twenty three. We had Sammy's Ain versus the Bloodline. Okay,
we had Hangman Adam Page versus Swarve Strickland, Christian Cage versus Dead Fathers A
new guy Guy de Fathers seem versus all right, we had you should have
been versus Tony con Kenny Omega versus will Ospray, Cody Rhoyds versus Room rains
in MJF versus Adam cole So. Feard of the Year for twenty twenty three
Christian Cage versus Dead Fathers. Congratulations. Dead father is probably gonna win a
lot of these De Fathers, oh from my favorite going right now, all
of them. Yeah, he's got undefeated or maybe all defeated or super defeated.
Never win. No, So let's take a look at faction of the
Year for twenty twenty three. Is deadlock on this list, No, do
not making it. Didn't make it? What the fuck? Mister fuck you
and skeletor Kimmer late and supercalous supercality. Yeah. Sorry, So let's take
a look at the Factor of the Year votes. Here. We had Blackpool
Combat Club, we got the Bloodline, we got the Bullet Club Gold put
up the ones right now, they're just dangerous danger. We got Judgment Day,
House of Black United Empire in Mogul Embassy. Oh crap. I'm surprised
that black comback look kept the name Blackpool. Yeah, me too. I
guess you know it was you know, they were already in then they still
like recal I guess. Let's go ahead and check out who won Fact of
the Year. The winner is the Judgment Day Joe d Video just a group
of sad graduation dirty those fucking that team got fucking over MANU. Probably all
because of Ripley. That's like, she's yeah over because of Dirty Daddy winning
out come on, she's cooking with awards right now, man. Judgment Yeah,
really saved Macho's channel, the Judgment Day, and I'm always appreciative of
that. Saved a lot of YouTube content creators channels and maybe ruined them along
the way. Jot them all up. Shot twenty four the year, I'm
telling you that bagshot is like that's coming up, man, let's think about
it. I'm thinking all right, so we got Tag Team of the Year.
Is deadlock in this deadlock should be like this whole list. I'll be
honest with mister and Skeletor didn't make Tag Team. I'm that they came.
They came in twenty twenty four. Oh, you're right, you're right.
Next year, you're right. Okay, fair enough. We got FTR.
We got better than you, babe, Adam. We got Kevin Owens and
Sammy Zain, the Mounder City machine Guns, Chris Saban and Alex Shelley Deep
to be Deactive Champions. How awesome is that? W We got the Workhorseman
j D. Drake and Anthony Henry the former depw WAN Deactive Champions. We
got Violences Forever, Kevin Ko and Dominic Gareney Champions. And we got the
Creed Brothers Julius. Yeah. So let's take a look who ran away and
won this reward. Here, we got the Creed brought us sorry, we
got motors any machine y one, the DPW Tactics Jabs, They've done it.
That really makes a lot of sense. I mean, why the best
tag team would be the Tag Team Champions and they just won Tag Team of
the Year. In the best tag team company in the world. That's crazy.
Hey, shouts out to the Motor City Machine Guns. You will accept
the awards we're gonna bring up. Yeah, and you will accept you and
you'll take them home. You'll take a bove. Yeah. And now it's
time for the prestigious Wrestler of the Year. We got Brian Danielson as attorney
here, we got Gunther, we got m j F. We got Swerve
Strickland Ship, will Ospray, Eddie Kingston and Cody Rhodes. I mean,
that's it. That's definitely the Yeah, John, no Moxley, no Miss
for some reason, no miss like the miss. We will please don't be
mean to me all the moves now, and he should be wrestling with you
this year. Yeah, probably of the year Miss TV. All of them.
Yeah, for the year of Maurice. Hello, awards, you can
pick them all up. So now let's take a look. Wrestler of the
Year, the winner for twenty twenty three, the best Wrestler of the Year.
God damn Guther. I mean how it's probably hard to I mean,
that's I I can't I can't really argue if I saw one I didn't really
like no, dude, every time I see him. Honestly, he had
a match with the Miss I thought it was pretty good. You know what,
I don't think I saw one Gunther mess this year, and that's why
he ran away with you. You should have voted if you watched them these
matches, Donny would have voted for. Okay, yeah Gunther, what a
what a fucking big win? Yeah, shouts out gone through Like James said,
that Mania match was fucking awesome. Hell yeah, that mats was graty.
I mean you want to talk about consistency, I mean he pretty much
had it throughout the entire year. So that's that's actually a really good shout
and a good pick for Wrestler Year. And if you anytime would like to
come wrestle for us, you can hear more than welcome any time, literally
anytime. We would we would like we would like if you got like real
fat again though, like we like that. Yeah, Like you don't got
to be slim for us, brother, you can just come through whatever you
want. Congratulations to Gunther Wrestler of the Year. But now first time,
now it's time for the real fucking awards, the w Awards as they've been
called superlative w awards. We'll start at the bottom and move up from there.
Yeah, that sounds good to be which is crazy it Now, well,
let's take a look here. We got the Deadlock Pro Most Based Wrestler
Award. Wow, I mean that's a that's a big award. That's a
you know, I think think that's pretty important. It means something to me.
And just so everyone knows. Last year also still sponsored by Deadlock Pro.
Last thank you, dead Luck World. I appreciate that. Shout out,
deadlock Pro. Uh. The most based wrestler of twenty twenty two was
the Great o'conn. Oh shit, eh see if he's all here this time,
I don't know. We have Andrew Everett, Brian Danielson, Brian Keith,
Calvin Tankman, Chris Danger, Christian Cage and your Garcia, Eddie Kingston,
Great o'conn, Jake Something, Jay Malachi, Samoa Joe, and Swerve
Strickland. This is an unbelievable list here based based yeah, super based.
Christ Dangers, I don't know how well you know he did the one thing
you know he created put his finger on Yeah that's good. Pretty based,
all right. So starting in at number three, we had the great o'conn
oh the winner in third place, we got number two Samoa Joe and the
winner of most based Wrestler of the Year, Christian Cave Wow Dead bothers and
anybody that fucking said that Christian's aw signing announcement was a disappointment, can suck
on my dick. That's this guy is fucking awesome. Three awards. Remember,
it was like a big Tony Khan like announcement and they were disappointed that
it was Christian. Oh yeah, y'all stay losing when it comes to Christian.
Cage eat a fart full of congratuate Christian. You don't got to pick
it up. We'll just fucking won't keep it. Yeah, we'll figure it
out. Man, all right, let's take it next. Oh my god,
I just lost my yeah thought there. Yeah, let's take a look
at the next one here some way long Cookie penis Exployed Machine Award. That
is a prestigious award. I will let you know that it's the first time
ever. So here the nominees we had two thousand and six Undertaker of the
Year. We are Chris Jericho, Honkey tonk Man, Cogan, John Blood.
No, no, he's Gracie, Tony Pizza Guy, now Venus.
Oh there's an easy answer here. Yeah, well let's take a look.
They had number three on the list, Tony Pizza Guy. See that was
my number one. Well let's take a look at number two. He doesn't
have to be in the penis Explode Machine now, no, Well the other
two guys don't make it. Then, Oh, he's like a it's like
a line. Everyone's going. I think it's just a line. Who goes
first. It's like a long cookie. So number two is valve Venus.
Okay, hold on, this is which is greaty? This is not good.
This is not good. That should be easily number one. That's why
make sure that people. That's why the people who are in the top three
beat out Hoyst, Gracie, the miss Man. This is oh no,
just name those names there. Now you didn't name my name for some reason.
There's a couple of great urges left and I didn't name you. So
that up number one and the winner of the Subway Long Cookie Penis Exploded Machine
Award. It's gotta be John Blood and over come on. Why wait what
clamping? This is not a means of celebration. Boys, you're supposed to
be on my side. I am. I'm on your side as you go
into the machine, clapped the entire way to dude, I've been joking.
Help. Oh that sucks. How do you get to reap the benefit if
you would have judge your penis and are your balls and you wouldn't be going
the machine, you can do that. Congratulations, we gave you Long Cookie.
I disavow this award. I don't want it. It doesn't really matter
what you do. You know you got your sway long cookie. You got
your award. Final meal is the long Cookie and you get to go through
the machine. If my last meal was subway, I'm killing myself right away.
The explode might as well be. Yeah, I'm getting my dick blown
off. Die. Yeah, but I might as well. I don't have
my fucking little pecker. This sucks. You just got your balls, these
balls. Jump the balls and get a clue. I'll try you get a
clue. You wouldn't. So that's how your fucking award. Man. Stop.
All right, let's take a look at the Plus ten Worst Moment of
the Year award. This last moment no gus, it was for last year.
Yeah, these are good. I like these all these are these are
what done? This is a new new category here award first time this new
award here. So we have two thousand and nine Raw see him p a
w brawl in this guy you get a of brawls. Troublemaker Cody Rhuds doesn't
finish the story. That was Little People's Court. Again from of the Year,
we have m J F versus J White just a sun You definitely watched
it. Oh my god, is the one where he everything Yeah, ok,
blush out on the over the over the fucking Myron reeds He does the
viron spot and then he elbow drops the floor. That was crazy. Uh
Naya Jacks returns. That was a tough one. Rick Flair and a w
oh tyres is n w a title reign all of it. And when I
shipped my pants will do it that was horrible my pants she enjoyed shipped my
pants and do it again? No, yeah, no, I'm going to
town, dude, you are fuck yeah. So let's see number three plus
ten. Worse Mode of the Year award was two thousand and nine Raw.
Oh wow, I mean I guess you know the Year of the year because
nine row wasn't as bad as other things in twenty twenty three. Well no,
because we had two others that were better. We had number two when
I shipped my pants that was only second worst moment of the year's the wrong
ship don't and number one the winner of the plus Dead Wars More of the
year, tyres n w a title rag yeah, Tyred legendary. Actually,
don't come near me, don't please fuck off, get out of here here.
Man. Yeah, man, you fucking a lot of dead NBA champions
are rolling over in the grave because of you. Congratulations, you ruined it
all right. How's time for the newest, Bestest awarded? So who loves
you? Did? Well? Yeah, Pristige Award we got never seen a
guy like that, best wrestler that is bald, and we's Jane Shorts and
Shane Award of the Year three twenty three of course this one, of course,
Well, we had Red Hot Shot, we got Horace Hogan, we
got John Cena. I guess that's not wrong. We got just incredible,
we got Stone called Steve Austin, Hello, it's weird. And we got
Eddie Kingston. I mean, this is a list of wrestlers that are bald
and wear Jeane shorts and chains. Yeah, I mean it doesn't lie.
Well, let's take a looking see who got the top three here? Number
three Eddie Kingston. I mean so he's he is not on this list?
The best wrestler is bald and where's shorts and chain? Well? Number two
beating Eddie Kingkson, Red Hot Shark Texas well, surely only one. Hey,
it's not over yet, you know the legend Texas definitely be him.
The Jakara. I don't know. I don't know how to get out of
a part. I'm sorry, I'm in a brudo locker room. There's truly
only one person that could win this that night. Out of this list,
of course, number one the winner of the never seen a guy like that
sponsor Best Wrestling That is Bald Steene Shorts and Chane Award the winner. Let's
go dude, whoever put this together fucking really knocked out of the park this
year. It's gotta be one of the best after all this time. Horace
Hogan gets an award. That's great. I love it. Yeah, never
seen a guy like that for sure, never and he wears shorts and chain
he wears he wears I mean like the fact that he's able to hit all
of these, like, that's a lot of things need to hit, you
know. Yeah, it's very easy fucking award. Really, I thought there
was only one person in this. So you guys just stop saying it's easy
and everybody say, oh, it's so easy to get into the bald short
Chain Award. It's not. Let's see you do it next year. Yeah,
I've never seen a guy like that. Thank you. So now it's
time for the host to Mania Pretty Pretty Princess Award. Yeah. Yeah,
well dude, they came back just to do this. Dude, they sponsored
they don't have a platform the check ourad bounce brother. So we got Anthony
Douglas what oh Dooel James Darnell, John Blood, DOGGYO, what the fuck?
R Jay City and sky Blue. Dude. At the end of the
we got to just people be perverse. Yeah, that's awesome. R J
City. So god, that's I mean, that's a strong less for who
the pretty pretty, the prettiest Prettiest Princess of twenty twenty three is Yeah,
let's check this out, man. We got number three, John Blood.
Oh wow, even that's still kind of pretty. I guess in twenty twenty
three, I still had it, and number two we got Duel. Congratulations
on this second boy. Yeah, never never been on the show, like
legend, fuck up and coming in in first place. The winner of host
Amania has sponsored pretty pretty Princess Award Anthony Douger. Yeah, fucking game is
the ship, piece of ship. I never want to see you again.
All right, well, go get your award the year. Yeah. So
now it's time for the Art Jimmerson Most Fucked the Fucker Award. This is
a returning award, by the way, new sponsor Art Jimmerson sponsors Time.
Thank you are. The most fuck fucker of twenty twenty two was Matt Minard.
Actually it was. That's very right accurate, that's very so. Arch
Jefferson Most fu Fucker. Three. We had Art Jimmerson, Oh God,
Brian Danielson, Christian Cage see him, Punk, Daniel Garcia, Hangman,
Adam Page, Harold Howard, Juice Robinson, Tony Storm, and Tony Kahn.
This is an unbelievable Robester here, Tony con So coming in at number
three, Tony Kahn coming in at number two. We had Christian Cage almost
a double Award for Christian trumple excuse me and coming in at number one.
The Art Jimmerson Most Fucker Award goes to Art Jimmerson up to Wow. Another
w for Art Jefferson. Wow. And that really goes to show how many
people are tapped into the deadlock Patreon and if you have no idea who the
fuck Art Jimmerson is. First of all, you gotta get a fucking clue.
Sign up to patreon dot com Deadlock p W watch the UFC sgh is.
This man is a legend. He stepped into goddam octagon with one boxing
glove on and it changed our lives like that. Wow, congrats, who
is so and can accept this award? Yes? Think you are so good?
Congratulations A right appreciate you. Well now I'm trying for the Chumba Casino
my premium award. Vote whatever you want. This is a legendary award as
well. Making a return here. The winner of twenty twenty two's call whatever
you Want Award was Tony's deck. Oh wow, okay finished from what I
understand, Well, it's coming twenty four, it's coming. Well, let's
take a look at the nominees. Here we had Ah hell. We had
chit chit Chumba chi Chumba. We had dick Cock Johnson, we had dual
fuck we got I beat the funk out Dog. Pretty freaking sss in there.
We got real glass. They're not got Tonny's deck. Oh back again,
we got James Darnhill and we got hornswaggle type beat the best. Have
to see if it die and beat I beat the funk out dollar winning again
it could. Wow, let's see number threel. How is he's top was
actually making it? What's going on? Legend? Who the fuck is duel?
What is I've never heard of it? I meant the funk out Duel
number two? Ah wow, that's a good one. That could have been
my winner, well, the winner of the Tuba Casino sponsored Mayo Beamia Award
or whatever you want. Dick Cock shut congratulations, dick Wow the true legend.
I wonder if we'll ever find out who the first uh D t C
J was. Maybe one day, maybe maybe dt C is the one that
everybody medt along the way. That's oh, that's all the friends, all
the friends cos you don't have it. I got big balls now, yes,
all the dudes like that, big balls, got big ball. That's
like a brother, Yes, brother, big balls. There you go to
the Jimmy like big Delts, big arms, big balls. Yeah, mine
just hanging out of my shorts. I liked it. I liked that we
got the best something Gonna Happen episode of the year. Oh and there was
a lot of good ones. There's a lot of fucking good Really, this
is a really good year. These next few are These next two I think
are Patreon one. So again we're not on our Patreon. You gotta get
over there. It's the best Patreon ever. Yeah, check it out.
All right, let's take a look at the nominees here. We had SGH
thirty four, which was Summer Slam in two thousand and five. I think
Chris might have been there for that one, sounds right. We had SGH
thirty five Bash at the Beach two thousand what fucked up. We had SGH
thirty seven, which was Backyard Dogs. That was a boner collector suggestion that
paid off pretty well. Yeah. We had SGH forty two, which was
UFC one. We had SGH forty three, which is UFC two, and
we had SGH forty four at UFC three. The UFC's fucking really changed our
lives, I think, like collectively, Yeah, Chase, yeah, ch
SGAs. That's for sure, Yeah, for sure. And it might make
its own category. Yeah, kind of made a whole new thing on our
Patreon. We'll see though. Yeah, let's check it out. We got
number three here, we got SGH thirty four Summer Slam five. That's fucking
that's awesome. Good one. We had number two, SGH thirty five Bash
at the Beach two thousand. Oh shit. I actually thought that was gonna
win. But I guess maybe maybe I know what wins then, damn right,
number one the winner of the best SGH episode of twenty twenty three,
Number forty two UFC one. Wow, Yeah, like legit fucking Oh sorry,
I was letting you talk. I was just giving your little club.
Oh thank you so much. Yeah, dude, I I don't know what
I expected from us watching that, but it like was the most insane fucking
thing I think we watched together. Yeah, I think so probably. Yeah,
it was unbelievable. I mean we went on a three month streak.
I mean it was like that. Yeah, I thought that was awesome.
What a run? What a yeun? That definitely deserved to win too.
Yeah, I think so. So we have the best watched this episode of
the year, Episode one thirty eight, which was in WO Lakers versus the
nWo Nuggets. I was highly requested that one legendary Episode one we had Joe
versus Necro Butcher fucking all time. Yeah, I've watched that match an unbeliev
amount of times and only gets better every time. Episode one FO, which
was John Cena Randy Orton versus the entire Raw Roster. I love those good.
I love that shit. Well, that's when we were at Tony Run
rampant and fucking versus the ro You're right, right right. The handicap badges
are always good. I love it. What we had Episode one, Crazy
Jay Brisco versus Mark Brisco just so drunk each other. Episode one fifty eight
buff Bagwell versus Roddy Piper boxing match. I don't even remember that. That
was all locked up? Was it? And ended in a pinfall? I
think? Oh? I do remember that, Okay. I remember that we
had episode one sixty one Kimbo Slice versus Dota five thousand. Do we watch
that in Spanish? And one's the only way we can find it. It
added to the experience though. In episode one sixty six, Hate Club versus
Tough crazy Bastards fans bring the weapon. That was bloody fucking thing, throw
them through the glass door. That was awesome. Let's take a look here
we had coming at number three in WO Lakers versus n w O Nuggets.
Wow that much? So maybe just we were funny. I don't know.
Yeah. Maybe. Uh let's say number two was Johnson or Randy Orton versus
the Raw Roster. I'm telling you that Tony's Tony's coming to number one winning
the best Watch this episode of the year Kimbo Slices versus five thousand. You
get taping, dude, you gotta get it to that and that's dude.
Watch this is only in the five dollars you get to fucking see a million
episodes of sh Yeah you here, we're in episode one hundred and fifty one
sixty one. Yeah, we're one seventy fucking six. Now, wow,
that's crazy. Now it's time for the best Deadlock podcast episode of the year.
Now, this one's tough because going through this I don't remember I never
remember any of these, so it's hard to like, like until like I
remember a moment from it. I'm like, oh, yeah, that's okay.
That was a good one. But there's some I was like, I
don't fucking have a clue what we did on this one. Yeah, I
mean, because we just do a lot every week for two hundred and thirty
three weeks. Yeah, so let's take a look at the nominees. We
had UH episode one eighty one, which was the wedding of David Flair and
Stacey Keebler. We have episode one ninety one, the x WF Episode two,
I mean, the x WF series. UH is unbelieve it is.
It's it's a true gym that shouldn't have been what it was. I can't
believe it worked. Really, I can't believe when we did episode one,
which wasn't in twenty twenty three, when we did the first one, I
was like, I can't believe there was anything to pull from this, And
somehow there was definitely episode two. I definitely thought it was a two.
There wasn't gonna be anything at all. Or the last one. Yeah,
the last one, and then we met Jimmie Hart and what I went to
top it off? So we have episode one ninety seven, the nineteen eighty
seven Slammies. Yeah, that was a beautiful bitch. That was oh my
god. Wow. I was like I almost threw up from how much I
was laughing at this shit. We have episode two hundred Vince kisses Rakishi's task
that just I don't remember. That sounds funny. Anything's ask gets nominated.
True. We had episode to twelve, the x WF episode three. Yeah,
I mean, of course it makes sense to me. We had episode
two two two, which was Al Wilson's Thanksgiving. We had episode two to
six, which is Little People's Sport. That's crazy. I couldn't believe that
made the list. Wow, you guys like that one? Yeah? I
respect that. Yeah. We had episode two twenty, which was Vince's illegitimate
son. Was that the horse Walkley? Yes, that was hot man.
There was one that I saw people on the Reddit were like, I can't
believe this wasn't on there, which was the Chris Jericho debut episode, and
I was like, I don't remember fucking anything from this, But it turns
out that was the episode where we went on the Jesse Ventura ramp. Really
was that? Wow? Dick Marsenko, I think, yeah, that doesn't
make sense that should have made this list. But episode I don't mention,
Yes, of course, but uh, what have we got? Who?
What's the best part of the year. All of these were actually super close.
I'm surprised by that pre spread out evenly here. But here at number
three, we had episode one, which was the wedding of David Flair and
Stacey Keebler. Someone tell me what was good about that. I'm sure it
was fucking good. I just don't remember it. It was so long ago.
Yeah, wow, one. Yeah, we had number two coming in.
Number two, we had episode two hundred Vince kisses, Rakeshi's asshole and
Balls. That was also, I mean a milestone episode, Episode two hundred
that that was a big deal. Yeah, I'm sure. Yeah, I
mean, like Tony said anything or Rakeyshi's ass is awesome, it's money.
We have episode one ninety one winning this award, the XWF episode two Wow.
Yeah, like we said, Jimmy, come on down, kiss fucking
things about the XBF series. I'm sad that there's no more to watch,
but maybe, just maybe, Jimmy harm I'm twenty twenty four congraduation Jimmy for
the awards. By the way, you win again. Well, now it's
time for the best Deadline Podcast moment of the year. Oh oh wow a
lot, that's a lot. Yeah. Hell, let's see what won last
year? The best was there one? Last year? Best podcast moment of
twenty twenty two was uh the Postumania review. Just wh Yeah that makes that?
Uh that was a that was a change game changer? What what?
What did we have a podcast episode last year that won? Oh? I
didn't say that, I'm sorry, Yes, uh Posthumania? Oh yeah,
all right, of course, of course. Yeah that's the X of you
have Crazy Man. Yeah, yeah, I those for some reason, those
feel like the same year to me, but I guess they weren't. So
Best Deadlock Podcast mode of the Year. Here are the nominees. We had
low tier meltzer that was such like an off the cuff, like bullshit.
We didn't even know if you would get it. The board game segment.
Yeah yeah, great segment. Look like you won award for it. You're
pretty an old old things given James tries to get his PC fix. Wow,
it was not the best or funny. See I thought it was funny,
dude, but it worked out in the end. There was a good
and finished of it. Yeah, you're right. We had Jimmy schnook A
toon near the boy Kine is Steve. No, I'm not going to start
around and take this man. Man at the slammis dude. Tony was in
his bag on that one man, that's fucking crazy. Uh, And then
Deadlock in Japan that was my happened. Yeah, that's just for personal I
guess we talked about it a lot on the pod because we also would have
been on here. But yeah, you did a whole episode on it.
Yeah. So let's take a look at the top three here for Deadlock Podcast
Movement of the Year. All right, coming at number three, James gets
his PC fixed. I should have won. That was like, that should
have been way lower. The way you tell that story is fucking so funny.
That's why it's so good. My ship up. Man, I can't
believe. I still can't believe that it is twenty twenty four. That's crazy,
man. You probably forgot about that. Yeah, yeah, it's pissing
me off just thinking about it. How fuck you find this up? Fucking
bitch? All right, So anyways, number two Kine is Steve. That's
got fucking fucking dick only ship tick talk and coming to number one dead Loop
podcast Momber of the Year. The board game segment, Yeah yeah, we
did it, tabletop give me his. We had some great segments. We
had the draft, dude, the draft. We should do this again.
Those are good, which was fun. We just ran out of things to
draft that, like when we started out with the Sun or whatever that I
got yelled at for that. Yeah, the orange and I put the Sun,
which is true. Yeah, we take that, motherfucker, Tony.
Except this award, all right, I'll take it. Thank you thinking thinking
you're welcome. You're stacking him, Tony. But now it's time for the
Deadlock Ey of the Year award. Oh I believe. And this is you
know, who made the best Deadlock content community year? Yeah, that's pretty
cool. Who won last year? Last year's winner was Lost the Camera one,
Lost the Camera w MESSI who was nomina this year? We had kid
Kingpin. We had GiB sticks okay, we had David, we had donut
cats, we had lost the Camera welcome back. And we had sweets,
not but sweets sweets, yes, Deadlock sweets. Well, I guess we
have dead sweet. We have dead Deadlock sweet. Well, let's check it
out. Let's see who won this award. He wins number one and the
winner of the Deadlock eyt of the Year. He's on the salary. He's
on the payroll, on the salary, on the payroll. Yeah, you
voted, You wins. Fans have voted again, and get work. He
works for us. You're guys, thank you for all the people on that
list, all you being nominated, all as a big thing. You should
be proud of that. So now it's time for the Deadlock Hall of Fame
inductee, the Last Wars the Best. Wow, this is this is a
big one. This is a big one. Last year the Hall of Fame
inductee was Dick the cock Shot, and the year before that was Dick You
Gotta Love with two to Now, let's see who wins the twenty twenty three
Deadlock Hall of Fame induct the award. Well, here are the nominees.
Art Jimmerson. Oh wow, he came in quick. He's about to get
in the Hall of Fame quick as well. We got hul Cogan or maybe
not brother. We got Horis Hogan. We could win towo. We got
Jesse the Body Venturro. Wow, that was legendary. We got Rick Keishy,
Yes, legend. We got mister shit ass Oh wow, Wow,
that's a strong one. And we got Jimmy Hart. Jimmy Hart. If
Jimmy Hart would have met us last year a little bit earlier. Yeah you,
Well, let's take a look here. Who is it who's joining Dick
conk Johnson and Dick the Cock Johnson. I mean we're looking at a legends
dated leader throw the Deadlock Hall of Fame inductee for twenty twenty three Hull Coagan
or maybe not, brother, I'm saying, maybe not, brother. What
you say the kid's table, dude, you can take one shoving up your
asshole? Or maybe maybe I don't wait, brother, Yeah, I don't
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w W. E c W February twenty seven, two thousand and seven.
Yeah, I feel like we see. It was kind of an accident that
we did back to back ECW, But I guess maybe it's because they're not
the same. This is not the real ECW, This is ninety five hardcore
TV. This is two thousand and seven. You missed that real ship,
James, and really, you make me fucking sick to my stomach for you
coming back just for this one. You're sick to my stomach. Fan.
Before we get into w W E c W, let's take a look at
what was going on in the world of wrestling around the time. But there
was no observers, gentlemen, what there was? At least I'm sure there
were observers, I just don't have them. Sure, what there is is
the figure four weekly Brian Alvarez TNA sucks right, Yeah, I'm sure,
Tony. From February twenty six, it was an for some bit for twenty
years. You fun, Maria and fuck you man. It was an eye
opening day for some folks. As the first ever teen a versus w W
E saw WWE absolutely trounced the competition. The first run roll tape three days
prior in Portland and featuring the Vince mcman slash Donald Trump Live Confrontation did a
three point zero rating to Impact zero point five nine. That's close, no,
Alvarez. Alvarez says I had always been under the impression that TNA had
the most loyal one to one point five million viewers in the world who would
watch every week and follow him everywhere. This is why the Monday night rating
opposite the Dog Show didn't surprise him at all. However, the reality ended
up being that when push came to shove, when it was time to choose
between w W and TNA, almost half of Teena's loyal audience decided they rather
watch w W. And that's on a day where w B was in a
new time slot, in TNA was on the same time it always is.
Now, how did he come to that gluge? What did they have a
two point five last week? That's well designed, I'm doing something else,
Well they usually do. They watched w W, That's what happened. They
didn't watch I See a pump As I'll tell you that. And well they
were watching shitty TNA. I'll tell you that too. God damn it.
In WWE News, W's interest in getting Mystico and pro Aguayo's Junior's picked up
to the point where there is now major concern in the CMLL office about what's
going to happen. But that's not all. There is also interest. Keep
in mind, this is two thousand and fucking seven. There is also interest
in Triple A's Laparkah, which sounds fucking nuts. Laparka in two thousand and
seven, we sounds like something that I would just do in universe mode.
That would have been awesome too, dudey and he probably would have been on
ECW fighting Mike Knoxy. He would have been ting with Jim Duggan, fucking
for sure. There is a movement in ww to try to bring in smaller
international stars to try to a recreate the magic of Nitro in the mid nineties.
Crazy and B get the jump on WSX and TNA who are pushing light
heavyweights and t and A in particular, who used to push them as a
trademark and has lost since the at edge because they fucking suck. Yeah,
they're just sitting on this fucking crazy r H roster right now. Yeah whatever.
We're talking to other guys down in Mexico as well. W B is
looking out like and a few guys from Japan including Jiotto and Gatoota Gato in
the park seven. So this is a long lot of a big Kurd Angle
interview here. He's in tnaight at the time, and there's a lot of
interesting things here that I wanted to go over. He claimed that Vince wouldn't
allow him to wear an American flag. Alvarez says, that's odd. Maybe
he wanted to wear when he was a heel and Vince put the xn A
on that because America can't be bad. Kurt says he stole his entrance of
coming up the ramp from Gangrel, which is fucking awesome. I didn't know
that. That's like, what's his idea? Warrior. Angle says he was
involved in the writing process and TD but not an actual member of the crew,
and that he would take on a larger role soon in the company.
He said he could have five star matches with Chris saban Ag Styles, Chris
Dangels and Senshi. Wow. Great picks list, Yes, tremendous list.
Say you're not facing any of those guys, you'll face a fine. We'll
give you that one. You face a like six more years, gonna make
a star first. Angle says that Vince wanted to set up a match between
him and Mike Tyson in two thousand and three, but it fell apart when
Angle broke his neck again. Oh man, no, I fucking didn't.
I sorry, sorry, sorry, I'm just a robot. Vince was very
interested in doing brock Lesnar versus Lennox Lewis in a mixed match, but that
obviously fell through. The idea was that Angle was going to fight on the
undercard, but the name is thrown around as his opponent never included Tyson.
Two. Yes, no, no, no, sorry, I didn't mean
to say that aggressively. Yes, yeah, no, I'm just trying to
understand. Uh so we just book the wrestlers show, is what he was
trying to do like that. But yeah, so supposedly brock and Lennox Lewis
was like a plan, plan like that was like something Vince was pushing for,
but that fell through, so none of it happened. But that is
fucking I can't even like my brain can't wrap around that happening in two thousand
and three, especially with yeah, yeah, that would be fucked up,
and yeah, it would have been crazy because I assume it would start shooting
each other which would have been awesome. Yes, exactly. Kurt buried e
c W saying that they were at a two point six the week he left
and a one point one two weeks later. Albers says, well, that's
one hundred percent not true. Even today, it's never hit one point one
in his normal time slot. See Goody was doing Dixie and w s SX
News Wrestling Society X, by the way, which we have watched every episode
of Wrestling Society X on our Patreon. It was very early on. I
was like, that's like watch this on Yeah, yeah, it's uh,
it probably holds up. I remember there was there's one. I think this
clip gets circulated from time to time where like someone it's like a promo and
then all of a sudden like they're eating a fucking and then twisted mind some
no clips in a promo to I remember that chaos. Yeah, dude,
please go watch the ws X stuff we did. It's for mindouts, but
in w s X news here late it's on ws X. Episode four ended
up being pulled because Standards and Practices weren't happy with the fireball spot Out says,
unlike in ww the standings and Practices stories and WSX are actually funny and
w CW. Russo claimed. Ruso claimed ww was losing the battle because standards
and practices wouldn't, for example, let them refer to Ronda sing as a
fat ass like that would have made any difference in the grand scheme of the
universe and W s X standards and practices have very strange priorities, and if
they're not happy with something, the show just doesn't air. This is why
stuff like shots to the head with gimmicks are banned, but piranha deathmatches and
explosions are okay because they didn't want the children to emulate these things, So
puranas and bombs are harder for children to emulate than shots to the head.
They're not not lying here, however, dives off high places are allowed,
even though you think that would be very easy thing for a child to emulate.
Anyway, with the fireball, I guess it was concerned that fireballs were
easy to come by for the youth of America, so they is that right?
Ship cook Yeah, anarchic cookbook was like a crazy, yeah, crazy
legend back in the day, like real early I didn't know that was like
around the world thing. You didn't thought that was like, just never hear
about that. You learned how to make like a bomb or something? Crazy?
Yeah, that's crazy. Every time I think, just think about the
goddamn Butterfly fake movie where they got the thinking in the mailbox. What a
good movie it was, Ashton Kushner. Wasn't that ship? Yeah? And
he uh who he was? You motherfucker? Yeah? Yeah, I'm not
going to s rotate this ship from the Figure four Wrestling March fifth news test
is history. That would be sources of state today. Actually he failed.
He's not dead, No, he's He actually failed a few tests and was
nearly fired for it in January, but they kept him on to try to
make Lashly. Vince really soured on him during the r v D versus Lastly
versus Test match on Easy to b TV, where Lastly was supposed to get
over Huge, which is crazy because that's the only match you ever watched.
How to check this out, He booked that specifically for himself. Uh,
instaid tests and already had to get all their ship in and the match was
utter disaster. Vince figured after the Lastly thing ended, tests just didn't bring
much to the table. He was also in a minor car accident last week,
and the cops made him take a sobriety test. At least he passed
that one. Uh test is fired though, which sucks because I'd like test.
I always thought, especially I thought he was cool in e c W.
I guess in my mind, legit, anyone could have won the easy
to be titled therein this ship. Yeah. I convinced myself at the time
that I think, you, dude, that's crazy because like it's not like
that anyone's credible. It's that, like the championship is so not credible at
all you think could give this to anybody? Uh well, A lot of
stuff here, gentlemen, because Paul Cogan went on Bubba the Love Sponges,
right, how is this bossible? Oh? Cogin is really sad about this
WrestleMania thing, as in, he's not gonna be on it. Ah man.
He appeared on the Bubbla Love Sponge last week and sounded hurt. He
started out plugging Brooke Cogan's new video on v H one, asking the Bubba
army to please vote for it. I don't know what that means. Would
you vote a song and a video vote for that? Bubba Army Bubba.
Bubba went right into the wrestleming stuff, accusing Hogan of working this whole deal,
as in, Hogan is actually gonna be a MANI and Hogan insisted that
this was legit. He said Vince told him that the WWE had changed and
there was no longer room for just one main guy anymore, but rather a
number of strong players on the top. He indicated it was a money issue.
Hogan claimed he should be paid as the number one or number two guy
in the company and not just another dude taking a split of pay per VW
revenues. He has been unhappy with the last several major pay per view payoffs,
including the Summer Slam match with Randy Orton. He said Vince was trying
to order down his character so he didn't have to pay him as much character.
What are you talking about? This? This is all I got,
char I don't know what you need to hear. You paid me as the
number one or the number two. My daughter's got boots of the Michel walking.
Uh. They both discussed the test situation and neither knew what was going
on. Yeah, yeah, it's correct, Yes, Bubba said, who
cares about wrestling. He likes UFC, but Hogan said, Hogan said,
dude, that UFC ship is fake. Brother, we were talking about the
UFC he started, so with me, dude, that's me brother. Well,
UFC is a work, brother, and that's why I didn't do it,
because what the fuck you should put me in there with Bike Tyson and
Lennox Lewis. At the same time, also, Bubba said he got heat
with the fans because he plugged Hogan's videos, and Hogan never gave back to
the fans. So Hogan said, then don't vote for the motherfucking video.
I don't give a ship, all right, that would be the best Hogan,
dud, I need I need fucking someone fun. Please? Are we
talking about the man Cow and Boaspong? To me, there's no way that
any audio this exists like this never happened this What do you mean there's no
way video. We don't record the show, motherfucker. I'll give you a
ship a wow. I'm anyways, dude, show brother that pig your life.
Don't fun my wife, Dude with your wife, brother, I think
I'm gonna go on ec I'm getting two point six brother, Fuck you,
motherfucker. The last couple of things here. Donald Trump revealed his pick for
Usselmania about a week before Raw on don Imas. He totally forgot Lashley's name.
Yeah, don Imus, he totally forgot Lastly's name and called him Lizzie
and Lindsey do you remember, and he couldn't remember his name. He described
him as a black gentleman who appears to be the strongest man I've ever seen.
He said it was. He said he was three hundred and fifty pounds.
It was zero percent. That's right, that's I don't believe. I
do remember that. Bobby Lindsay Lindsay. And last thing here in TENA News,
the cuts have Begune. It's gonna hurt James. I'm sorry, following
people haven't cut Elix Skipper, David Young. Damn no fucking hell A one.
What the fuck? Just let the goddamn new Triple Thread go, dude,
they're fucking out of there. Man. So do you want to take
a moment to talk about A one and David Young? Specific? Yeah?
I mean you want to talk about guys that do the spinebuster? Well,
two of the legends here one dude, Jesse, fuck you, yes he
did. Mother Mother David Young. Yeah, they were, like I remember,
they were thinking about putting them into as a team together. I like,
David Young, let's get the s the regist right here. I like
master this spine Buster. I like David Young. We're talking about three wrestlers
that we like. Why would you have to say that about wrestlers? I
like mother Ship. You see. I don't think you need to be away
for this man. Come on, you're looking at three guys that change the
game of you. And no, I'm not Damn Young really put on crazy,
correct, Messiah the Spinebuster? Not a one was the bat breaker?
Messiah? No, this is long. Sorry, I don't get just take
I don't fucking watch. I think it's fake and I don't care. You
have that's a work dude. The bubble, Well, there you go.
That was what was going on in the wrest of the world around the time,
which is think about one dude, fuck you, glass shadows, gold
dust shadows, glass shadows and then gold dust, glass shadders, and then
what Tyron goes on crazy start around the arena and then where is happening?
He comes out a one you know wherever you what I mean? You hear
this we go on class shattered, gold dust and glass shatters, and then
gold dust, glass shatters, and then pyrol around the whole arena and then
are talking about back Zoe and then A one walks out for what. Yeah,
you're just not locked in. I don't know. Motherfucking said, duddy,
you got a lot good, a lot of fucking that is it.
It fucking sucks. Sucks. When I was time to talking about w B
e c W seven Saturday, talking about A one anymore. All right,
let's get into this e c W episode. Hold on, there's a little
colde open here, making sure we get this up. The crazy of all
time. Yes, there is the dude. Okay, yeah this So we
picked this episode because of what happens at the end. Now, everything that
happened from the top to that, I could not have predicted one I no
way. But yeah, we start with the cold open here. Vince mcmah
and Donald Trump are in a fucking WrestleMania feud. This is fucking great.
They are building to a hair versus hair match at WrestleMania, but sadly,
neither of them are fighting in that match. I wish it was the match
you told me about earlier instead, what was that? It was the hair
versus Dick Man. Oh yeah, that's right. Yeah, that does all
a good match, which is a real thing that happens. So it shows
the picture of Donald Trump balled, because that's what happens if he loses,
of course. Yeah, you know what I watched recently was Kurt Angle and
Edge. Oh yes, dude, Edge nearly scalps the fucking guy. He's
never got a haircut. Man went. He was the back of the head
to the front. It was, Yeah, he wiped the balls fucking first.
That yeah, that's why it was. He chased his ass around the
arena, the sadest asked down and then just fucking don't work. The best
sleeperhole of all time, by the way, he fucking he chose in like
two seconds, and then he fucking never got up. Crazy. You know,
I do watch it though, well. They Yeah, Vince talks about
being confident, of course, and his representative for this match of Maney is
and they show an Omaga like hype video here which at least three of the
clips are Umaga beating up Ray Mysterio in a suit. I don't know why
he was in a suit. It was crazy. Didn't maga like fucking stink
fair and I didn't stink bomb had a name for running the hip thrust hit
Hip attack. Yeah, hip attack, right, hip attack, Maria,
I swear to god he did. Oh maybe I remember that was crazy,
Like, oh my god, damn, Yeah, that's fine. That was
Crazyga's got to be, man, he's got to be one of the goats.
I mean, like that's awesome. Yeah, he's well, I'll talk
abou him a little later. He's on the planet. Man, what a
crazy gimmick, crazy manager. And like yeah, first, like he debuted,
he was and he had like his hair all down like crazy. Yeah,
that was nuts looking. I'm glad they decided to go with this look
instead. Never got the world title, though, which I feel like he
probably could have got set up to be like a monster that Johnson eventually beats
for the belt. I mean, he had good he had a good series
with Sea he did. You know, I don't think everybody has to win
the world title. No, that's true. That's true, and especially in
that era where like look, if you weren't like these three or four guys,
you know, not even but yeah, got me he did what he
did. His character Justice and like I think, like, to me,
like that's cool as hell, and like that's like a wrestler to me,
like like that's like a wrestler. Yeah. Yeah, guys that are afraid
to like really doll it in and do a run. And yeah, man,
that that Scena match was fucking I mean that's awesome. We'll talk about
that a little bit later. I wanted to bring it up. Yeah,
that was awesome. But yeah, then Donald Trump ends up choosing Bobby Lashley
to represent him in the match. Yeah, he's impressed with your man,
who maga. He's an animal, animal, the biggest one of the animals,
animals, and he chooses to be on his side, the Eastern World
Champion, the Great Bobby Lindsay Bobby Lashley. Of course, he says,
the Great Bobby. Yeah, like the great Colleia, the Giant College or
whatever ye does. Yeah, you guys check it out soon. Dude,
Bobby Lashley is bigger now than he swear to guy when he was like fucking
big. Dude, he still like looks as young as ever. I don't
know how this dude does this, Dude, I don't get it. Must
be winning all those pretty pretty Princess Games. You're right here. So yeah,
the theme song for the show is let the Bobby's at the four.
That's what a great fucking song for the show. Tribe of Extreme has not
returned, though it has written again, have not? They have not.
I'm not there. He doesn't say he does. Well. This intro is
crazy, Like that's what I say. I think the song is awesome,
but the split that used here is nuts. The split is crazy. It's
like and then the people that they show in this is is a crazy lineup
here, like see him Punk this show, Marcus corvaan a K. Moni
Brown, the Pope. I wrote down the Pope because I was like,
I don't remember this dude's w B name. It was Elijah Burke. I
think I remember Elijah Burke as Punk said he was paying the ass to work.
Yeah, the fucking Elijah Burke, Kelly Kelly's ass, Matt Striker,
Bob Holly, and Kevin Thorne. This is the most fucked up roster ever.
I mean, they got all the legends here, all the legends and
all the new breed and they're colliding. It's unleashed alta Wrestlemadiade. Only sit
Man they were cooking with dog shit, they were chuckling. I uh,
I mean Striker with the pants. There was a lot of like abuses here
that were awesome, Like Marcus corvnn you still got r VD and he's still
actually I mean even as he was, you know, like lastly a potential
in the part. Yeah, yeah, absolutely, but man, they're putting
him in some shitty b It's just ain't nobody gonna exeeding this motherfucker. Then
they fired test man. That's really where it all went down for me.
Yeah, I mean they were pushing this ship on it for a minute.
I feel at easy W and he was dude, I mean, there's not
a lot of guys even look like it has ever in the history of rescuing,
you know what I mean, not at all. No, he was
bursting into scenes. That's fucking nuts. But you had I let the bides
of the floor here, like I said, so fucking insanely split together here,
Like I know the original song, so trying to listen to this and
like like wow, it's just cutting randomly into different parts of the song.
Yeah, that's crazy. It was original ec W. They would played the
whole fucking song. They would show you a whole music video, and it
would have been another one after it, and they would have put the song
name in the studio and everything in the bottom left, and they did not
ask those people. So tonight we have Bob Lashley versus Bob Holly, and
tonight on ship they tried so hard not to call Hark Holly Bob Holly,
because I knew it confused people. There was two b that's right, Well,
you can't have multiple bombs. That's what he can't right here, steel
cage match, easy be title, Donald Trump's handpicked representative must defend the title.
That's hardcore, Holly, hard core, holy just he absolutely could have
won this fucking belt. He should Yeah, I actually should have probably why
not? Why you was after he cut his back open right in that one
match? I think so, which she should have won the belt right after
that we watched the pictro. Yeah, that was awesome. So we kick
off the night with mister versus Sabo. What that's nuts, man, this
is crazy. It's like a TNA match. Well, he's not bald,
he's not bald, not DNA. Yeah, he's not easy to no.
Is he still fucking broke? Well maybe permanently a debt. Yeah, this
is a money in the bank qualifying match. Kennedy doesn't even do the mic
intro. He just gets in the ring and they just introduced some normal style.
I was it says the ring like the he's out there, He's out
there chopping his gum to he did not want to be there. He was
chewing on that gum. So fucking nuts. Tripleation. I'm about to fire
you for real. He said that he was going out. That's what no
triple I think this year he wins the money in the bag. If I
it is, you think, now what what what should have happened is Saboo
gets in the money in the banking wins. I thought the exact same thing
than you would have went off of that match. I think Saboo cashing in
on Undertaker the world championship. No, just on Raw or whatever's cashing or
whatever. There's no championship. I need money now. There's money in this
the fucking title shot. Don't kill you, so, mister Kennedy versus Sabo
kicking this off. I it's so weird to call this guy Kendy. I
thought about it for that, but I wasn't undersatching, so like he was
always mister Ederson to me because he's a that's fair. I probably like Ederson
board for some I think probably. I think I liked Kennedy more and I
don't know, maybe because like some of the promos he didn't ten I thought
were fucking brutal. They gave him too much time to talk sometimes and he
just had like I remember because I remember going, that's fair. You didn't
say you remember him fondly fair enough? So yeah, Saboo of course starts
the match, and why wouldn't he do this? Saboo shoots the leg on
mister Kennedy, which I can't believe what I was seeing. Ankle pick well,
he's trying to get somebody in h This is under extreme rules, by
the way, well d of because you can only have one Extreme WALS match
per shure. Sab is gonna get it every show. He said, I
can't you want me to work a regularly like me. Sabo goes for the
springboard back elbow. This is really early, and this is so funny because
Sabou like what he goes for it. He just looks like he's just kind
of cradling himself for Kennedy to catch him nothing, tries to cannonball into it.
By the way, Uh, Saboo, as you said, angle picked
him. Kennedy's way to get out of this off the ground was iraq Saboo
the entire way. Well that's a good way to do it. You know,
it worked. But yeah, he goes for this. Was it an
elbow or the leg lariat he was going for? Well, I thought he
was gonna be din't even get close to the just get back. I just
a flying Saboo because that's all he's You're right, Yeah, so he catches
him into a belly to back. I thought that was a good cutoff.
It was, but Sabu's like up right afterwards anyway, So not much,
but it's not matter at all. Yeah, this point, mister Kenny is
then Saboo does the spring back ass to Kennedy's face. Yea sa boos.
I mean, like this is definitely set. Like he said, Sabo's getting
all this ship on winning, so you can just do wherever you want to.
Saboo does a flipping sent on to the outside and uh, mister y
said, I think you should just hit the floor. As already said Kennedy,
like purposely. If you watch it slowly, it looks like Kennedy like
not only doesn't catch him, but shoves him down harder onto the floor.
Fucking bitch. And tas on commentary it sounded like just out of an SVR
game where you say, oh, well, that's smart. So Saboo sets
up a table, goes for the chair jump on mister Kennedy. But Kenny
then moves off the table and Saboo he's alrighty mid jump, he's already on
the top r go, so he says fuck it and jumps over the table
onto Kennedy. Idiot. That was awesome. That was awesome. Yeah,
Sabo then leg drops candy in between the ropes. Uh. And then this
is where it got crazy. The ref did is great by the way,
which I thought was awesome as well. Yeah, why does it the ref
count this? Uh? The legs drop in the middle of rope? I
actually don't know. Yeah, the kiddy's foot was like by the rope,
and Taz is like super confused. I'm fucking confused, just because fucking he's
setting this table up in the ring and he goes he hits his leg drop
and then the ref goes yeah. So anyways, I can't count that because
the rope break, So what the d q's it took me? Okay,
so like DQ's are off, but rope break is still I think it's I
think the argument is that it's no DQ. But if you if your foot
is under the rope, that means you're outside the ring and it's not false
kind of anywhere. That's smart. I think that's what it is. Okay,
So DQ's off road breake on, yes, correct, That's that's all
I did, though. Uh, this table's broken to ship by the way,
it's one leg is fucking completely fucked up because I don't know if Kennedy's
never set up or broke down a table before, but he had not viihlates
this table confused table there, He's like, what the do I do?
Now? I don't know I did. I did really like that that,
Uh, even though the table was fucked up beyond believing like we're still doing
this. Sabo is not going to give up a table spot. Hell no,
we're doing it. That's all I got, all right, Yeah,
bitch, So Sabo sets Kennedy up on this fucked up table. He just
lays him across this one legged, fucking just beat up table. Sabu climbs
to the top rope and then fucking just asshole straight to the table long way
annihilates as fucking s and Ball's note cock gone unbelievable. I could not believe
he went through it the long way. That was crazy and it breaks like
ship to like, oh my god, it fucking I don't know if that
hurt more than Kennedy sandbagging him on the dot earlier. Yeah, this is
a fucking saboge just went on this match. I gotta go to the hotel.
Any fucking money in my bank, man? Yeah, dude, fucking
Sabo dies and then Kennedy hits the even flow DVT for the wind. Yeah,
he said taking the fuck home table has a finish by this point,
all or whatever? Yeah, was he using the mic check? I think
so, unless he was only doing the fucking Green Bay plunge. But do
it onto the broken table, se just doesn't care. Yeah, it'd be
awesome. It definitely said taking the Yeah I got any money? So yeah,
mister Kennedy, this is uh the start of a pretty significant push for
him. This is actually the downfall that happens sometimes. Do you know what
I mean. They give him money in the bank and it ruins his career.
Yeah, I should have gotten here and and that's one of your biggest
problems. Yeah. Yeah, he wins one in the bank and then he
gets injured, and then he gets injured, and then he gets injured.
Edge beats it for the briefcase, I think, right, Yeah, that's
right. Edge beats Yeah. Edge beats up with briefcase. Edge wins the
title. It's a rough one, buddy, Yeah yeah, but mister Ed
says, right, the title. He wins the Jeff Harty face belt,
right, and he was sting once. It was a really good sting.
Jared was a good stick too, was a good one everyone. I guess
it was really good at Big Sting. They're all big, big big Sting
fans. Stinky stinky. So a lima pulls up and uh, Vince gets
out and he's pissed because they didn't get here fast enough. Yeah, well
you just fucking drive faster, bitch, buddy. I missed the sabotage.
I was looking forward to that. I broke a table just for it.
So then we have an announcement that r v D and Tommy Dreamer. Yeah,
oh geez or facey Off Agains and Marcus gor Vaughan and Kevin Thorn with
an E. Not only Kevin Thorn with an E, but the fanged freak
have a thorn with an He'll never be fucking it's sucking, all right.
I don't know what this guy thinks is on, Dude, I realized I
wrote down the easy to be Originals to get the new brood on. Hell.
No, I'm sorry, I apologize. So we got Balls Mahoney versus
Matt Striker listening, listen to me, motherfucker. This is fucked up that
I had to watch this match again because we fucking watched this member and it
was the worst fucking match ever, and you gotta watch it again. Clean
shaven Balls Mahoney was fucking tiny whities. Fucking hate this guy Balls. He
showed it to work and they said, wow, there's a guy named Ball's
mahoney. Al Right, well here, you can go out there wrestling it.
You can be Balls Mahony, but you gotta take a shower and shave
you no way shave, and that's all you're getting. That was so fucked
up looking. Yeah, all right, so we got like, but I
will say this is better than the December member match for any reason. This
like four seconds, dude, balls, Mahoney said, I got four seconds,
so I'm gonna fucking just slam my ass into the floor as I sall
st do this, do the same. So yeah, they both get the
ring. Matt Striker is a teacher that was fired because he was a bad,
bad man. He's a bitch. Yeah, man, he hates wrestling.
I think that strikers always hated dressling. I hate that Striker. So
Ball started doing the balls punches and I thought they were gonna not chant balls
at first, so I was like, damn, they're just gonna. Yeah,
they got along with it because he's yelling at the top of his long
balls somebody balls please. Balzoni then goes to the top rope bits at Alabama
Gyms. Don't believe Jim top of leg drop and he hits it. He
does hit it, and he holds his that hurts so bad. He holds
it. God damn, three hundred pounds on the top straight on the assholes
like nuts. Man. I respect that he wanted to have something like something
to remember for this match. Yeah, no one told Sam Bookies. I'm
went to the same ship a little earlier myself. There's like fucking three matches
on this show, alabe I guess Sam was going for the no weapon Arabian
facebuster. That's a little different Arabian facebuzzer with theatrics. That's what it's move
is called under the move list, Well, balzone, he hits Alabama Jam.
But then the ugliest man that ever lived comes out, the most disgusting,
freaky ist bastard of all time, the ugly freak rears his ugly,
ugly, ghoulish shit snitsky ship. You fucking ugly. Can you imagine getting
pitched that. We want to make you the ugliest man that's ever lived?
Like, how you go do that? You're gonna fucking be very ugly.
You look as ugly to do anything. Actually, you you you are perfect
for this role, you ugly ugly man. Just shave and we're gonna rub
butter all over your face for a little bit and then you stop brushing your
teeth and you'll be fucking good. You gotta love the business to do that,
because he had to go to the hotel to hotel as the ugliest man
that's ever where, And that's crazy and it did not pay off for him.
I mean he got paid. I guess, yeah, I'm sure,
but like not for long paid. Crazy. They went to HD and say,
god damn, well he's an ugly man. He comes in, he
comes in, that's legit with a sent on commentary, This dude's fucking so
ugly. That was the pay off was we see him in SD and then
goes to ah, wow, he's still really ugly. All right. Anyways,
Well that was a good run, wasn't it. Buddy, here you
could be in the twenty four man Wrestlemanti Battle Royal. You want to be
bastardly guys, let me pedigream before he gets out of there. So,
yes, Snsky has bald, he has acting, he has no eyebrows.
That he is ugly, shitty teeth. Good for him, I mean,
because he's so ugly. So it's such a crazy gimming Sninsky comes in and
obliterates fucking Ball's money clothes lines on. He is so ugly, big boot
the balls so ugly, and test a test the ugliest guys ever. Because
I'm out here, I gotta I gotta, I got a lot of horse
that to do. I gotta be the punisher of Martin Tesz is unable to
say Snitsky. He keeps saying, Schnitzky. That's Schnitzky brought out. He's
ugly, ugly, you fell like ship, Joey Styles says, Joe Joey
Styles says, look at the ghoulish face on Schnitzky. You bald an s
d You can't even tell he's that ugly. You know, it's just a
bald that's the baldest guy. Hair shouldn't anyway, he should put jean shorts
on in the chain and like I think you would make something happen was due.
That was he everywhere you got don't hair or nothing. That's crazy.
Let me see it, prove it. Ugly freak, you fucking cool yealy
ship. All right, So Snisky think it's back in the ring, and
also attacks Matt Striker. Yeah, ball's money won by d Q, by
the way, and yeah he doesn't know, We don't know, no what
cares. That's fine. Sinskey is so fucking ugly. Look at this.
And the last thing as this as we get out of the seg last thing
you see is the camera real close to Snitsky is he's going up the ramp.
He's just blowing boogers on the floor right from the camera because he's so
ugly. The the the sniff snisk sd with the hard camp back you got,
you got. He's bald with black drunks, and somebody hit the goddamn's
glass breaking with gold desert glass. Jesus, what a what a twisted,
tormented deep parts of his mind? Dude. Yeah, man, so like
they they were rocking here, they had a lot of plans for this guy.
None of them included him having a good wrestling released him as quickly as
possible after this angle. Is that to get hired to wrestling company? At
no point you're junctured. Do they go all right, buddy, we need
you to have a good match. Not once, not one's not fucking god.
I will say I didn't realize this. He asked for his release.
He's probably sick of rubbing castor oil on his fucking I'm fucking funked up,
man, I'm not even that ugly. It was bald. There's battle agnes
be like, if you just let me stop rubbing his oil on me,
goddamn, I don't got to drink it. He comes back out he's normal
and hair, he's all fine, he's good again, and get the funk
out of here. Normal dude, this is bitch. Take mas Strugger with
you. We're fucking snisky with hair and looks like BALSI. There's no clean
shaven balls. We've seen snitsky, not bald. I haven't. That's jeans.
Come on, guys, he didn't have jeans on jeans. Snisky's jean's
bald head shade. Wow? Wow if he came in a little earlier.
All right, So moving on to the backstage segment here with Vince McMahon,
who this is a tape show and I guess he doesn't know he's live,
doesn't fucking wait? Yeah, I don't know what wait and evening. Yeah,
that's insane. Yeah, he says, welcome to a night of E
c W Action and of course the night's man event. We'll see Bobby Lashley
inside of still cage defending his championship. It's hardcore, Holly. Now,
last night Donald Trump surprised me, and I admit he named Bobby Lashley,
uh, his superstar representative of wrestle Mania. Well, I'm gonna surprise you,
Donald Trump. Lastly, if you don't beat Bob Holly, he says.
Bob Holly doesn't he says, which he He tries to fix it later,
but he too late. If you don't defeat Bob Holly in five minutes
or lessons, still cage. Then Bob Holly, Hardcore Holly becomes the East
to Be Champion. Surprise, surprise. Yeah, I could have won the
title. He probably should have. His name is Hardcore and he dude,
he wins the title and now he's Extreme Holly and he's the ugliest man.
That's the only right now we only have room on He's gonna be for the
ugliest bastards ever. We got figure it out. So now we have Marcus
cor Vaughan and Kevin Thorn with an e versus Rob van Dam and Tommy Dreamer
and Ariel and Elijah Burke are at ringside for the new Brood here and what's
that group of people here? Yeah, it's legit. Just who is new
on the show? You are a group now? And Sam Man is with
Tommy Dreamer and he has stick with him. Kevin Thorn with an e has
a man bun, crazy sideburns and a little vest top. The vest top
tied the back, crazy looking son of a bitch man. Remember when he
was hanging out at the damn Sign That was crazy easy w tonight tickets are
very available. I'm not going there. Kevin Thorn is like a real estate
agent. Now that's a good job. We were just talking about. Yeah,
he's probably grind him, bro, you know he's doing. Yeah,
I Kevin thought bargains cor Vaughan. Of course, Monty Brown tna to come
to w W E and yeah, they I mean they put him on TV
and e c W for I imagine they were going to push him too.
Yeah, but we all know how the money Brown story goes. And man,
yeah, I mean, good for him for looking out for his family.
I do wish that, you know, selfishly, that his his wrestling
career panned out a little more. Yeah, man, I truly think he
would have been a big deal. I mean me too, Man, T
waited way too long to push him hard hard, We did that. Yeah,
probably left and probably the paycheck try a lot better. Yeah yeah,
yeah. So yeah Thorn and rv D start they do absolutely fucking nothing.
Come on, give some respect your rv DY and Dreamer hit the two K
drop to hold elbow drop column. Okay, Dreamer comes in. He does
the elbow drop r v D, then fucking trips over him completely. The
RVD and Kevin Thorn do a double hot tag. Yes weird, and rvd's
comeback includes his patented jumping punch. Fucking ship I was so stump blocked.
I swear I rewound that like three times. He does a combo that ends
with a standing jumping four arm. The fuck are you doing? He's so
checked out here man, and Sandman's on the outside just holding the cane up
like he's gonna use it the entire marriage. It's his default pose. Yeah,
that's true. So Dreamer takes care of Marcus Corvaughn by just fucking falling
off the apronside. Easy night here, bro what like it's like a diving
like in a pool, diving pool, splash off, breathing as heavy as
you can't fucking whatever. Ten year old couch dived Marcus going one to the
best day of his life. Fucking felt like a Britta ship out. He's
seconds anyways, rv D. It's his wind meal kick, and it's his
wind Meil kicking you guys for the five Star Frogs. Of course, the
new Breed has a plethora of people out here, all of them closely associated
with each other. Yes, Aeriel distracts rv D. The sandman named Canes
are in the ass, dude. She tries to hand Kevin. You're missing
an important party here, James, I'm sorry. She tries to hand Kevin
Thorn his walking stick. I don't know why he has a walking stick,
twenty six year old man. It's a mad s Krueger stick. I don't
know what the yes, and she's halfway in the ring trying to do with
and then Samon Keynes are on the ass, which on further inspection he actually
I'm pretty sure missed her ass and hit her like right in the lower back,
which had to had to his brain shp acid. So yeah, Savid
butt cheek kaser or not or not? And uh Elijah Burke then crotches r
VD. Kevin Thorn hits the Dark Kiss to win the match. The Tower
London Stunner style is what it is, which is a cool. Yeah.
Kevin Thorn beat Rob van Dam of this match. Yes, yes he did.
That's a I mean, like that's pretty big for the new Breed.
Yeah, hell yeah man, And here's that one seven, he's for Best
Song of the Year. Why I was hoping real bad here that Corvan was
gonna be the one to pin RVD. No, they got to get the
goddamn Dark kiss over. They gotta get sci Fi, you know, I
I want him to win. What the Vampires? This group started pretty really
like they the New Breed became a group on February sixth, and this is
what twenty six Oh it's damn yeah, pretty pretty fucking just started. I
mean, as far as we know, the ECW Originals, the way they
present on this show are fucking horrible. They suck. It's just the most
old, out of shape, beat up, fucking group of nobody's ever because
like that's how they're presented on the fucking show all the time. I mean,
he just got his ass fucked up by the ugliest Amanda lies Sabo,
threw himself to the floor and then threw a table guy. They didn't even
do his enter. Yeah, man, yeah, I don't get Tommy Dreamers
potato style off the fucking Rovin trip it over. Fucking Dreamer moved the funk
out the way. It's Kevin Thorns going, Elijah Burkett Area or coming through
Matt Strikers in this group today. Sorry, yeah, man, interesting,
personally, I would have pounce rv D to the fourth fucking rug. That's
what Paul would have told the look man, the craziest one dude would have
flew in the third road, but already would have taken it crazy. Or
you can get like if you just you know, want to fucking just get
Dreamer off TV for a few weeks to say, do this as hard as
possible to Tommy Dreamer and pounce him in his smoothering st kill right now.
Yeah, he's not gonna sell this for you, so make him. Yeah,
no problem, I got you. So we got backstage. Rebecca,
of course, Rebecca, everybody, of course, Rebeccaca. She's interviewing Bob
hardcore Holly, hard bitch. Well, Bob, Holly says Rebecca. You
would know why I was smiling, Rebecca, why as well? I'm smiling
Rebecca because there's no one has plant that could beat Bob Olly in five minutes.
That's why I'm smiling. There's hard dude, al Rebecca, twenty years
of this fucking dude in w B. How does he nobody know what no
one has in five minutes. I'm sorry, checked the check the dams shit,
holy shit. Well, you know, even if his world title depending
on a Bobby Lashley can't even do it. And that's why tonight, Rebecca,
I will be easy to be want to be a champion and he smiles
really big. You know who the fuck you are. So we have seen
him Punk versus Stephen Richards. Yeah, oh yeah. Last week Punk beat
Johnny Nitro and a money in the bank qualifier match. Steve Stephen Richards comes
out. I'll show you. You'll see in which is pasting. Uh And
now I'm gonna show you why this match. I can see him Punk sucked
right here on YouTube. We're gonna slow this down right here. I got
this chiin lock in way too punk. Yeah. Punk starts his match off
with the Colord no Bow and then trips and dies out of the ring the
floor. Then Richards goes out and grabs him toil the right back. Didn't
what happened? He tripped his feet, he like shoved it, but then
he just like stumbled through the bottom rope. But he's fucked up. That
definitely wasn't planned. No way, h Punk comes out here. By the
way, I love to see him punk shirt. Which one is it?
This is the hardcore the one that says I do like that one like that?
Yeah, I always love the hardcore shirts with the big text on the
back. Yeah, that's cool, very cool. Yeah, and punk is
pretty cool at this point, unless you're Yeah, if he's not cool with
this guy, I bet punk and Steve riche could have a good r H
match. Yeah, they don't have a good match. They don't have a
good match. For fucking short, dude. You know, this match sucked.
I'm trying to figure out how they like, what were they? I
don't even I guess because the match I didn't mean anything. It's like,
yeah, you know, like it's just a punk let him win met but
like sure, yeah, I'm just gonna chin lock you for ever. It
Legit felt like they like something went short and they said we need you two
to go wrestle. So they went out there and called it on the fly
and had nothing. I swear I heard the ref just keep yelling at him
to keep working the chin, like you think you were supposed to go.
Oh yeah, So it could be something went short and like they needed to
just go longer and they had nothing. Yeah, they called nothing and like,
yeah, Steve, he's kind of like a gully that you gotta call
it, you know, because Stevie like at one point Snatmo's Punk and hits
like the shittiest fucking kick to his back that was brutal, and he put
down a chin. It looked like he was talking crazy ship. Yeah,
he puts him in this chin lot for it's it's actually crazy because this chiin
li like doesn't move, he doesn't go anywhere with it. It's like,
say, chick, But the camera angle is changing, like I'm watching like
the craziest ship, Like I don't. I never understand, like why that
camera angle changes so often. I understand that nothing's happening, But like if
it doesn't need to change the fucking dog chasing camera angle, what I need?
I need a you know, I need like a music video like trapped
Headstrong to this match. So that's do you have enough angles to do whatever
you want? So Punk eventually breaks away from this fucking chin lock that god
and hits a clothesline off the middle rope. Doesn't even do the fucking spring
ward No, yeah, what the fuck? Hits his leg lariat, come
back, hits a backfist combo. He stopped doing that, yeh, the
slap slap backfist, which is also that's an All Star that's an All Stars
stig, which is an SBR. Yeah yeah, oh yeah, you're right.
Hits the backfist combo, hits the knee in the corner. Stevie stops
the bulldog but ends up hitting the GTS on him anyways, and he wins
the match. Yeah man, what a what a stinky little match? Bro,
damn man. Yeah, man, it's supposed to make see him pull
the good It wasn't plugs falling. That was really my fault. Ye,
I'll show you, you'll see. So after that match, we get Vincent
manned Donald Trump video package, literally the same exact one from earlier. Dude.
Yeah, they recapped the entire thing that was my plus ten moment.
No no, yo. Yeah, So, like, how many of you
were or how many what's the rating on the show, like one point five
nine? Oh? Was it point five to nine for this show? Oh
no, sorry, I was thinking tone, yeah, this was at one
point summer. I'll look, I'll look, you keep talking all well,
I was gonna say about this or that, like uh, you know,
for a show that took them all of forty minutes to record. M probably
took him even fucking less than that. They only had to record the matches,
so it probably took him, you know, with the matches they had
on this show, like literally twenty minutes to record this show. Yeah,
you're right, they're pulling. I mean, like the input for output for
this is like pretty insane, like getting a million people to watch this fucking
like getting a million people to watch that punkin Riches matches crazy, Like you
put a million people in solitary confinement, don't watch it. They still ain't
watched, you know what I mean. It's crazy that they give to it
too like that. But yeah, so we get the Vincent Man and Donald
Trump video package and then we go into the extreme Expose segment. Yeah,
this is uh, it's legit just Kelly, Kelly, Brooke Adams, and
Layla l Oh. It is her name, Brook Adams. It was Brooke
Adam. Yeah, she wasn't test maalking the team. Yeah, they're just
fucking fucking just grinding on each other for unbelieve amount of time. And I
feel like, maybe I don't know if you watched this whole thing as close,
but there was random just fake crowd pops put in really Okay, well,
look, I was like surprised that they're still doing this, like I
guess like when they first started doing it, and like Kelly, Kelly had
like a angle with it exhibition. Yeah yeah, but I don't think she's
I don't think so anymore. No, she's just in extreme expose. Yeah,
so now they're just doing Now they're just dancing. Yeah whatever. I
mean, Layla's super high. I think Layla's like one of the hottest girls
that would be like everyone bless wait yeah, just fantastic. God blessed all
three of these ladies for doing whatever the fuck this was. Yeah, I
don't know what it was, but like cool, I appreciate it, and
the ship in it with Pyro, which is fucking kissed and there's Pyro and
Off all right, literally there you go. Uh So we got to the
main event, which is Maga versus Bob Holly in the Steel Cage, Bob
Blashley versus Bob Holly. Come on now, I Maga is a big part
of this, though Holly would be pre that would be awesome. Beat the
ship out of awesome. Yeah, you want to beat him in five minutes,
though no one was playing it. E c W World Title. They
do the cage lowering music, lowering the cage, pinfall submission, exiting the
cage, always to win. But if Bobby Lashley doesn't win in five minutes,
hardcore Holly will become the e c W World Champion. And I knew
immediately when Bob Holly wasn't winning this match because he comes out to a song
and it doesn't have the how do you like Me now? Intro? Oh
that was I mean, that's that's a that's a champions intro, and he
didn't have it. So Bob Holly gets blood in sixty fucking seconds. I
thought that was awesome. How what you know? He must have just hit
him crazy. It was definitely hard way right. No, he was openly
blading on camera. Yeah, there was a part where he's just standing in
the corner blading for no reason and then he sticks and then he sticks it
in his tights right there in the ref talk when the left talk. Do
you see when the ref talks to him, do you remember that part?
Yeah, But it's like right before that point, he like blades and then
like I think the ref asked if he wants him to take the blade or
something, but ruining it for me, I thought Bob was sweet hardway and
that makes it even better than walked to the corner. Second just started blading.
I don't think I think last years just punching the header zone. I
don't think anything was even thrown into the cage. It was like, does
you know it? Lastly does throw Holly into the both sides of the cage,
so it might have been like ripe before the cage. So he does
it and then he gets thrown in the cage. You know, Okay,
that's he had a fucking less than five minute match and he want to get
some juice for it. That's what I actually like this match a lot.
That's it was awesome. Yeah, he got he got blood in sixty seconds.
I said, while they're cooking, they're fucking cooking, and Last looking
over at the tron because that's when the clock is the whole time, because
he's trying to do all these moves to try to beat them. Yeah,
I like that, and Bob Holly like yeah, he like you. Trying
to figure out how the fun he's going to do this. He starts climbing.
He's like, ain't getting away, bro, Bob Holly. Yeah,
he starts to climb the cage because why the fuck not? You know,
I get But then Maga's interests music hits and says, Here'saga, I don't
know why he came, presents him, and then Mondo Alejandro Strada comes out
based. Yeah, I like Armando when he smoking penises always, he was
always smoking penis. Awesome, So, Bob Holly, it's a super plex.
It cuts back super plex. I thought I was Umaga. Then starts
tearing apart the announced table and throwing chairs and ship and fucking nuts, knocking
stairs over. There's a chair over the fucking cage and was awesome. That
was awesome, cool, Bob Holly. The chair and it's an unprotected headshot
Bobby Lashley. Dude, he fucking smokes Bobby lash with this chair shot man,
no hands up either. That was awesome, dude, that's I fucking
I like that ship a lot, Bobby Lastly, I respect that. Yeah,
all timer, Bob Holly performance here he's headshot and bitches fucking blood out
crazy, just going up. Lastly gets up and hits up belly to belly
taz is on commentator Sam Umager. Yeah, we got all the keys of
success here. And this is where I was not happy boys, because Lastly
goes for the receipt with the chair. Yeah, fucking Bob Holly gets his
hands off. Come on, he's a little grease, He's kill me.
He's zero body fat right, Yeah, now he's just fucking beating the dick
out of him. Was a minute thirty left and he's annihilating him with his
chair. Yeah. I thought it was crazy that Bob Lashley's using the chair
like that kind of shows like you know, like you he's a little scared
of yeah, like going to be this guy because you know, Bob is
a veteran legend of the business. So Lastly then hits a power slam on
Bob Holly and was that his finish? I guess, yeah, he was
using the running powerslam, I think so. I thought it was like the
Dominant. I don't think he gets I don't know if he's using the Dominator
yet, Beau. First it was the running power slam though, Yeah,
that was just maybe didn't want to take the dominator too many fucking for I'm
already bleeding like last year with the power slam and he pins him with thirty
six seconds left. I think he tried to play the time a little bit
by just taunting. He's like, you're right, So I thought, in
my mind, I don't. I remembered it as Lashly dove out and that's
how we won. Yeah, that's what I remember, like the Mendela effect
or something. Yeah, I didn't realize. He just beats Bob Holly and
then does this. Yeah, this was actually more unhinged than than anything that
I could have imagined any fucking Yeah, this is real unhinged, fucking ship.
This is what I watched wrestling for. Somaga starts talking ship to Bobby
Lashley outside the cage by the nal table matches over. He won, He's
still the champion. We've never heard like Umaga like doesn't speak English to fucking
bitch. So Bob Holly, of course the most rational thing for him to
do. Actually, yeah, Bob lash I'm sorry, you just proved it.
Yeah, you're right, So Bob Lashly, that right. Bob Lashley
does what anybody would do in this situation when someone's talking outside of the cage.
He fucking turns around full speed runs of the ropes literally jumps into the
cage head fucking first, knocking the side panel off, and then it hits
Umaga and it falls down on top of him. It crushes underneath it,
and Joey still says, oh my god, that was the end of the
show too, Like exact end of the show. They play, Yeah,
they said that happened, and that's it. Tune in next week and see
what this happened. I couldn't believe it. I was like, wow,
they because you know, you know, w e they make every more you'll
see it fucking five more times over. But it happens. They show them
both dead, they show Armando is trying to flip it out, and then
it's done, and the last thing you see is Bobby Lashley drooling on the
floor. This was the coolest shit ever. Dude. What a fucking awesome
moment that was. That was fucking Bobby Lashley's di lit moment. Dude,
that was awesome. That would be a great shirt. Actually, I've never
seen a regular picture of that fucking moment, jumping straight at the cage.
Yeah, that's awesome, that is I mean, but yeah, I mean,
how do you see that and not think all right, yeah, all
right, he should fucking probably stay easy to Yeah, I mean, if
you're willing to do that, like, yeah, you're cooking. He took
it, took an unprotected headshot, and then jumped in a cage, knocking
the side panel off. Oh my god, what a great night for Bobby
Lashley. That's one of the things about original E c W that, like,
like PAULI was all about creating a moment out of the thing, right,
and like you know, with the w W E c W, they
weren't really worried about that too much as more. It's just like we got
a boy, this concept, fia whatever they want. But like this was
like a real moment and like one of the coolest moments ever. And I
like, I will always remember this, and like that's absolutely you know,
people in wrestling like they'll die for a moment like this to have like a
moment that's never forgotten. You know, Like it's cool that like two of
the coolest dudes ever got to do you know, like fucking Bob Lashley and
Umaga get to do this was like awesome. I wonder if Lashley gets asked
about this still or yeah. I mean, like I definitely fuck asked,
do you remember you ran fucking head first of the case. That was awesome,
that was cool, But this was this is like a real inspired moment,
like I was you know what I mean, like very inspired and like
I feel Likeaga was involved in like a lot of super inspired stuff. I
feel like his character allowed them to like really do whatever they wanted with this
guy. Like you know, like there's not a lot of wrestlers like that
anymore, Like there's not a lot of wrestlers with that sort of flexibility that
you can get. Yeah, because you could argue like, okay, like
if they did that to fucking I don't know they Let's say they did that
to John C. Johnson should be dead, like it makes and that he
could come back from this because he's a fucking animal. Yeah, just like
one of the coolest wrestlers ever. Like when I think of wrestler, I
definitely think like of Maga. Like that's a guy that you know, you're
not having him in there fun to play. He's fun as the players in
the video games too. Yeah, I mean because he's got all his moves
are awesome. I mean, yeah, dude, he got he's got he
got hitting you in the fucking neck with your thumb over. Yeah he did,
and it was cool as fun and it was awesome. I believe that's
how dude, especially in that era, where like it feels like we were
getting away from that quite a bit, like simple, yeah, simple like
that. Yeah, it's cool that they were able to do that, and
like it wasn't just like only this only these fans bought into it. It
was like everyone bought into it and like that's it was fucking the most hard
thing ever, right, And wrestling is like, okay, well these guys
are into it, but like not everyone's into it, Like most people are
into it, maga, which is cool, and him you manga that was
awesome. Simple moves like that, Like it reminds me of the fucking all
of Collie's moves, the chop to the head, the brain squeeze, like
those are also simple. And someone spikes right up there with like awesome fucking
moves that got over but are like super simple. Yeah, and John cenahould
think it's fucking lucky stars he got mao was a master politicer. Oh my
god, trouble you e CWEA. That was cool man. So yeah,
I was glad we watched this, and I'm glad I got to relive that.
And yeah, that was cool, man, that's cool, very good
stuff. And yeah, as you said, very a lot of fucking bullshit
on this show otherwise, but a lot of funny moments. And I always
like seeing Sabou throw himself through a bunch of more. Yeah, the Arabian
facebookard, theatric that's crazy. There you go. That was W E CW
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