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2024-06-13
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Hello everyone, and welcome to the Figure Wrestling Federation. I am not the most professional wrestler Brian Myers. However, I hope to be a suitable replacement for this month edition of the f WF. Yes, it's me, it's me. It's the Commissioner David C. Anderson that is here to be a guest moderator for this month's edition of the Figure Wrestling Federation. Hello everyone, thank you for joining us. We've got a great night of action here for you. We have two of the biggest pay per views in FWF history at this time. Let me introduce to you the President of Turmoil, take it away. Oh it's me, it's me. It's Matt Cardon, always ready, the president of the A Show Turmoil. Tonight, we have Collusion Collision. Who is going to Major Fast to take on the FWF World Champion. We'll find out tonight. And on the other side of the coin, we have the man who is in charge of the Thrill Zone brand. Yes, I am here, Smart Mark Star, the Esquire Doctor, Silver Balls, Broskue Guy. I gotta tell you this. I was very confident in my pay per view, very confident, and then I remembered the Collusion Collision was people's favorite thing from last year, so I'm up against a stacked show if you can pull it off again. First thing I want to say is, I'm on a little bit of a vacation right now, starting today, so I am letting loose here for this pay per view and I'm gonna drink this. Check this out, dude, it's a Rick Flair beer. Whooooooo Rick Flair from Greater Good. It's a double IPA. I'm gonna enjoy that while I listen to your Collusion Collision pay per view. But I have to ask you one question. That's rights boom pop that I see you got a laptop there have you switched over to the laptop? So a couple of things. I was in the shower today listening to an ipodcast. I was shaving my arms and water got into the speaker. So the Yeah, so the sound is not super loud on my phone, so I have it on my computer or Chelsea's computer, and that might throw me off. I think you never go back. Well, we'll see, we'll see, all right. But I'm very excited for Collusion Collision. I've been planning this out for a long time. It's fun. You know, we're in our thirties and we're booking fig feds. I was trying to tell people about this at TV this week. I'm telling Daniel Garcia about how Mark Henry's my champion, and he had no idea, yea, what was going on. What's tough about collusion collision is that you know I got to squeeze it in and the rest of the card for thirty minutes. Yeah. So I have had some practice rounds, but uh, I'm gonna do the best I can. I'm worried about my time. I've never been worried about my time. This week, I am worried about my time. I've got a lot of nuance to get over. But I do want to say thank you for jumping in last minute, David c for being there, the commissioner. Thank you. Brian is indisposed, and we were like, you know what, you don't need to sit there and listen to us deliver our pay per views. For sure, though, Brosky, he's going to listen to this back right, That's what I was thinking. I don't think he will. He's gonna have no idea. I feel like he has to because these are gonna be very I feel like this is the halfway point of the season. Yes, well it's over the halfway point. This is the second half. So things we're in, the nitty gritty things are about to pick up. Business is about to pick up. So let's demand he lists. Yes, So I mean you tell me when you're ready to go, and I I could be ready to go. All right. Well, as as Mark said, Broski, you are up first. I've got thirty minutes on the clock, so whenever you are ready, we are ready for Turmoil's edition of the Collusion Collision. I am ready ready. It's the opening video that we all know and love of all your favorite FWF Turmoil super stars walkings in a dark, smoky alley with clips of them doing their senature moves in the rings. Ladies and gentlemen, it's time, It's time. It's time for Turmoil. The pyro goes off. Matt Cardona is sitting ringside. Welcome everyone. F WF Turmoil Presents Collusion Collision two. We will find out who is going on to face the fw World Champion in the main event a major fest. But first look at this black steel cage. That's not just any seal cage. It's the NWL Metal Match. Let's go to the ring for opening contests. The opening contest here a Collusion Collision, is scheduled for one fall and is for the f WF World Championship. Introduced me first from Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania. There challenger, they're franchise Sharede Douglas. Here comes the franchise he showed up last month calling out Hogan, calling out the nw O. He's calling his shot and it's tonight in the nw O Metal Match. And his opponent from rom Room from from rom from representing the nw OH Hollywood Hok Hogan, w RO should be in here, combs higher right, Holk Hogan on his hog, on his hog, riding his hog down to the ring. He's climbing in. He's climbing into the ring. It's now time for there remain a bit. Here's the opening contest. Look what goes on here on Turmoil Dingning Ding. This is essentially a steel cage match. The crowds can't behind Hogan though. Hogan is hulking up on Shane Douglas. He shoots Shane off, hits the big boot, goes for the big leg jump. Shane moves out of the way. He hits him with the franchiser. That belly and a belly stutter. Shane is crawling. He's desperately crawling. The referee opening the cage door. Shane, he's got his torso out of the ring. Coodie be the next champy. Wait a minute. Black Lesner comes and Mabel. Remember black Lesner comes, shoves the referee all the way. That slams the door on the franchise's head. Franchise, He's busted wide open. Hogan hits the ropes, hurts the big leg. He's climbing the cage. He's climbing the cage. Not this way, not this way. But Shane, Shane beats him to the top. He meets him at the top. He beats him. He beats him. Wait a minute. The bell of Belly's two bucks off on top of the cage. Oh my god. The crowd cannot believe. The crowd cannot believe is Shane. Shane Douglas is not climbing the cage. He's climbing the cage trying to escape. He's trying to escape. Wait a minute, Shane mcmad comes. NW member Shane mcman climbing over the cage, entering climbing up the cage, grabbing out the Shane's foot Shane Douglas. He kicks him off right out to Hogan. He's gonna win this match. Wait a minute, the giant is climbing the cage as well. The big Goosele choke slam off the top of the cage from the giant. Hogan hiss the ropes. Hogan hurts the big leg. He's crawling out. He's crawling out. Brock Lesner pulls them out. Hogan wins the match, dinging ning here's your winner and still o WF World Champion. Hollywood Hold hold Good, hold Iss done it. Hol Good has done it. He has defaded Shane Douglas. The nw WILL helped him. It was the NWA ol Metal match at Hulk. Hogan is the f w F Champion. We go backstage now to hear from some participants in the Collusion Collision. We see Goldberg backstage watching a monitor. He's watching, He's watching, He's watching thrill Zone. Rock Cat Steve Boston's on there. Do Brik picks up the monitor and just smashes it on the floor. It comes down with cold Steve Aouston he says Bill, Bill. Bill, Bill turns says come again. Austin says, you son of our bitch. It's bad enough, son that you're bald, black trunks, black boots here on Turmoil. But I got an impost over there on Thrill Zone, and Bill, I got a question for you, son. Last month when you speared me, was that on purpose or was it not? And Bill says, Steve, I respect the hell out of you. I hate the nWo just as much as you do. And last month that spear that wasn't on purpose. But tonight, if we're in that Collusion Collision match, the spear will be on purpose. They shake hands. Goldberg goes to walk off. Steve pulls them back here and he says that's right, son, because do to ay, don't trust anybody. We now go backstage. It's Kin and he puts the voicebox through his throat. Last month, Bradshaw Ron simmons, you threw my brother, the Undertaker, through the hell in the cell, and tonight I will avenge my brother and you too will rest in peace. We see Chris Jericho warming up. He will be the first man in the Collusion Collision match. The hit man Brett Hall walks up to him. Hey, Chris, it's me, the best there is, the best there was, and the best of it will be Brett Man heart listen, Matt Cardona. He doesn't love Canadians. He hates Canadians. So I say, tonight, me and you. We team up, but we make sure a Canadian walks out with that briefcase. And Chris says, Brett, I like your idea. Once we team up after if Turmoil will never ever be the same again, we go, We go backstage. That's one of our debuting superstars. We see a man, We see his backside. He has silver hair. He has silver hair. What is this silver hair? He turns around. Henry Godwin is back. Henry Godwin is back on Turmoil, and he's with us. He's with us, peg Henry talks, he's listening to the canvasays how the folks. It's me Henry oh Godwin, and I'm back here on Turmoil and I'm back to win the collusion collision. But I'm here, I'm here on Turmoil and we're in the Attitude era. So no more gimmicks for me. Now I am a hog farmer. My real name is not Henry O. Godwin. My name is Mark Canterbury. And this and this fat pig right here, This is my fat pig Max. And together we're here on turmoil to become the champion of the world. And that's right. The winner of the Collusion Collision match will be me Mark, Mark Shucks Max. I forgot my last name. I guess y'all can just call me dumb Mark. Don Mark is here, Don Knock is here. In the Earth warth we all have the nw O. Remember it's Hogan staying with the n w O. You dudes, alright, just be Shane Douglas, do you? And tonight dudes, one of you dudes needs to go in there and win the briefcase, dudes, because when you're in w you're end where it's Shane Douglas. Shane Douglas with a steel chair, crocket Hogan, cracking Hogan with the steel chip of the nWo. Just beat him up. The nw O got the upper head. Brock Lesler. Wait a minute, that is that? Oh my god, that's that ambulance we've been seeing brock Lesler at fives. Shane Douglas into the abulance, the giant picks him up, and hey, lawn darts Shane Douglas into the ambulance. What's Hogan doing? What's Hogan doing? He's got a wheelbarrow full of cement and he's pouring cement over the head of Shane Douglas. That's not just any cement. That's grapple gear, gros Saint grimey gear, septic sledge. That's septic sledge. It's city stedge. It smells like hot pavement. And wait a minute, Shane Douglas, he's cemented to the floor. Shane McMahon takes out the right paint, throws into Hogan. Sh sh A, that's for n w O. Shane Douglas says back time twenty minutes, forty five seconds left. Okay. The following contest is the Collusion Collision Match. Four men will enter. To be eliminated, you must be pinned, submitted, or thrown over the top rope with both feet hitting the floor. A new participant will enter once a participant is eliminated. Once we are down to the final two participants, a ladder will be thrown into the ring, a briefcase will descend from the rafters and a steel cage will be put up. Whoever survives the steel cage match, climbs the ladder and retrieves a briefcase. We'll go on to measure Fest to take on Hulk Hogan in the main event. And the man who to number one, here he comes, Chris Jericho. We knew he was gonna be number one. He lost last month to Eddie Guerrero. He made his debut. He made his debut last year at major Fest, and now this could be his opportunity. Will will he win tonight with the Hevil Brett Hart? Will they went together? Will he go on to main event Major Fest? We will find out? And no man who drew number two? Lest about sup Blex Machine. It's taz here comp sas here, compsas He's here, the human super lex Machine. He was screwed last month by Jeff Jarrett and TNA. And the man who ju number three. Sure, sure, it's the hard Core Champion. It's the hard core Champion Jeff Jarrett. But he's not getting in the ring. Why is he get the ring? He's scared of task, we know that, but why is he getting to the ring. The man who drew number four? Oh, it's a train, TNA member, a train all right? So now the match is about the beginning. We got Jericho and TNA members Jeff Jarrett and a trained ding ding Ding. Jericho charges tak Ducks are front headed arm task flex. Wait a minute, a task flex into a train into Albert Jeff Charrett knocking them b all down. Task plex to Albert, task plex to Jared, Another task plex to Jared. Who's got the TAZ mission locked in on Jared, but Albert just hits him from behind, and he hits the balldobamb Jared gets that guitar Albert. He has TAS's arms locked behind his back. Jared goes to him with the guitar, but wait a minute, Taz ducks. He hits Albert with the guitar. Taz with a big clothes line of stiff clothes line to Jeff Jarrett and closed lines Albert over the top rope. Albert has been eliminated. Who's coming out next? Who is coming out next? It's Baba delay, It's Baba lay from the Dad lay bars. Baba comes in the ring. Him and Tas are squaring off. Right hands, right hands, right hands, right hands. Baba throws a wild swing. Tak ducks, He's got the TAZ mission, but Baba head butts him right in the back and gives him oh Baba bomb. Here comes Jericho. Jericho turns around a big cutter. Wait a minute, Here comes Jeff Jarre as a wild clothes line. Buba ducks pops him, pop up cutter, the fish hitting. We want tables, We want tables. Baba goes out, he goes under the apron. He pulls out a table. He's putting it in the ring. He's putting it in the ring. But wait a minute, Jeracho comes to the baseball slide, drop kicking that table into Bubba's head way. He's got hooked in the task mission, the tas mission from Task. Wait a minute, here comes Jeff Jarring with that hardcore title. Nail's task in the back. He gives him the stroke onto the hardcore title. Then he throws them away the top up tarz hersboon. He illuminated. Who's gonna be the next man to utter? Who is gonna be the next match? After this match? It's Steve on Delay. Here comes Bubba's partner, Dave On Dully coming to the ring. Baba says, Steve Baud got the tables. They take the table. They slide it in. Jeff Jarrett, he's begging off. Jeff Jared powders out. He rolls under the bottom roupe. He has not been eliminated. He says, forget this. He starts walking up the ramp. He's trying to escape. He is trying to escape. What is going on here? When all of a sudden, what's going on here? It's Beetle Jews and the Great beet Cruiser. He's not a member of this match. Beetle Jus is coming to the ring. Petle just coming to the ring. Jeff Jarrett begging off the task locks in the task mission. He locks in the task mission, he locks in the tas mission, and then he rolls Jeff Jared in three D through that table. Devon gets the cover one, two, three. Jeff Jarrett has been eliminated. Who is gonna be the next man in this match? Who is it gonna be? It's Deel Long Brown. Here comes de Lo Long Brown. All right, The Dudley Boys are in control. Eventually, Bubba slams d low down. Devon climbs to the top rope, a risky move in this type of match. He says, why's up? Devon says, why's hap But Jericho from behind takes Bubba and throws him right into Devon. They head but Devon lands on the apron, but Jack wins a springboard tropicick. Divon Dudley has been eliminated. Devon is out. Devon is out. Who is next to this match? Who's next to the collusion collision? It's Susy Test. Here comes Tests from TNA, the big Man tests he can be a favorite of this match. Testing this match. Uh, he is cleaning house with powerful maneuvers. A couple of minutes go by, we kind of settle the match down and uh we see that, uh we see that Chris Jericho is trying to eliminate Devon Dudley. Test goes for the big pump handle, slam on Bubba. Bubba lands behind. He shot cants Tests Tested versus shit cants. Bubba over the top, but Bubba hangs out, went a big boot. Bubba Dudley has been eliminated. Who is gonna be Dux? Who is gonna be Dux in this match? It's gold dust here, it's gold dust. Gold Dust comes. He ducks under the big boot and he pulls Delo down. He saves his partner Delon Brown. Wait a minute, he swings to Jericho, but Jericho ducks and he's holding his arms behind his back. Here comes Test with a big boot, but Goldness ducks. A big boot to Jericho. A power slam up to Test. He's got Jericho in the curtain call. He does his signature post. Wait a minute, Dealer Bud turns them out. Why deal O? Gold Dust was trying to save you. He's just trying to be your friend. Gold Dust has been he illuminated. Who is gonna be X in this collusion collision match? It's Marsh and the head Bangers. Here comes mash O the Headbangers. Uh, Marsh's is not. He slides in, but Delo just makes some short work of Mash. He slams Marsh down. He goes as hot prope. He goes hit the lowdown, but Marsh puts up his knees, turns into a cradle. One two three, d Low Brown has been illuminated. Who's gonna be X in the collusion collision match? It's Thrasher. It's Thrasher. Here comes Thlasher, the Headbanger. Allogether a couple of minutes go by. Marsh has up tests in a power bomb position, thresherer off the top rope of the leg drop. That's the stage dive one, two, three tests, husbid, he illuminated. Who's it gonna be? Who is naxtic collusion collision? I see it a stay jumpin. It's Christian. Here comes Christian. He's getting full pyro. He's getting full pyro. He's taking his time coming the ring. He is in no rush. So now we got Jericho and Christian against the head bangers. The head bangers are in control. They were Christian and Jericho to opposite corners. They shoot him into each other, but double reversal. The headbangers just jump into each other like they're in a marsh pit. They do the head Bangers signature taught. They run back in wait it. Christian backdrops marsh out, Jericho backdrops thresher out the headbangers hot bin. He I lluminate, And who is gonna be next? Who's he gonna be? It's Edge, It's Edge, Here comes Edge. Here he slides out. He ducks a double line from Christian at Jericho and HiT's a double spear. But someone has to come out next. Who's he gonna be? It's Jeff Harty. Jeff Harty runs up the top roope and hits a double whisper in the wind to Christian at Chris Jericho. Edge hits the Education on Christian Jeff Harty with a twist of faith on Jericho. Jeff throws over Jericho, but Jericho holds on. Edge throws over Christian at Christian. Who's illuminated? Who is gonna be x? Who's gonna be next in this match? Ten minutes left? Shane McMahon, it's Shane McMahon. Shame mcmaan. Wait a minute from the hide with a steel chair. He nails he Jeff Hardy, he nails, and she goes to nail Jeff Harty one more time, but Jeff Harty ducks. He hits the top rope, in the chair and back into his own face. Twist to Fey. Wait a minute. Christian comes in. Christian comes in with that interstate title. He goes to swingen Edge, Edge ducks Spirit Christian, but Jericho takes Edge throws them on the top rope. Edge has been he illuminated. Jericho and Edge put in the boots to Jeff Hardy. Who is coming out next? Who is coming out next? The Godfather us back. The Godfather us back with his pip cane. He nails Jericho, nails Shane nails Jericho, nail Shane. They're an opposite corners. Chick, whole train, another whole train, A pip drop, a piped up to Shane. Jeff Hardy climbs to the top rope and he has the swat top bomb one two three. Shane McMahon has been He illuminated. Who is next? Who is next? It's Kate, It's Kate Caine coming down. He sees Shane McMahon in the eye all gives him mc uppercut. He steps on the top rope and he gives He gives the Godfather a big uppercut. He gives Jeff Hardy a big boot. A choke slam to Jericho. He's got in a position for the tombstone, but the Godfather cracks the cane over his back, but Kane no sells it. He drops Jericho choke slam to the Godfather. Jeff Hardy off the top rope. He catches Jeff Party and he choke slams him over the top rope through the announced table. Jeff Hardy has been eliminated. And a tombstone to the Godfather. The cover one, two three, The Godfather has been eliminated McCain. He rolls under he pulls the Godfather out. He is just a man possessed, and he tomb stows him onto the steps. Who is next in this match? It's Fouke and Bradshaw. They're both I'm getting weary over the head piece. They're both next, one after another. The Acolytes are next. Oh my god, and they're beating up Caine. They're beating up Caine. They aligned with him and then they got turned on him. How many more minutes? Seven and a half? Okay, okay, so jerichar Jericho pats some of the backs. Is good job boys, but they double tackle Jericho. Kane sits up, double goosel and double eliminates. He back flips them both over the top rope. The Accolodes are boon helluminated. Who's next? Who's there? Undertaker? Who's he back? Here's he back? From going through the hell to cell Caine shuck him with lightning, setting up to the heavens. But nobody comes out. Nobody comes out. What's going on? Wait a minute, that's another cane walking down the aisle. That's another cane. There's two cans. He's got false sleeves on. There's two caves. There's two cans, the two canes. The two canes are looking at each other, face to face, doing the double head tilt, do the double helptons. But we have another participant. Who's it gonna be. It's dumb Mark HEREMBS doub Mark, dun Mark coming out. There's that pig Max. Dun Mark slides to the ring. He points in Max and says, and we're back. Wait a minute, double duels all the Mark to dun Mark, double chalk slam on to Max. Look at that position. Tom Mark is spooning fat pig Max smart. I'm sorry, dumb Mark, the spoon luminate. Wait a minute. The act collects from behind. They're nailing cane. They're nailing cane. They pick him up in a double dominator. The other cane sitting on the top rope. They put him on. Wait a minute too, showing off the metal ropes. They all pick up the other cane therein which cane is the real cane? They throw out the real cane. Cuan, he's booty eliminated. The other cane does the trademark cane exit back fliming over the top rope, eliminating himself. Kuan, who's boot eliminated? Wait a minute, he pulls off his mask. It's Papa Shango. It's Papa Shango. Oh my god, Papa Shango is odd turmoil. This is crazy. Who is the next participant. It's China. It's China. She comes in. She ducks Jericho's clothesline with a big grilla pressed slam, hits the back head spring elbow. But we have another participant. Who is it gonna be? It's the Patrio, the Patren coming out of the rad with up PBRs. But he's a top from behind of the hit Man. I'm just hard run. Hit Man is next, so this is legal. He hits him with the chop block. Oh my god. He rolls him in the ring and he's wrapping his knee around that that post, slamming it with the steel chair. Getting in there, puts it over his leg, off the middle rope, smashing it with the chair. He puts on the sharp shooter. Puts on the sharp shooter. Jericho hits the liots on on the Patriots with the sharp shuter and prets his grab. The chair hit him. He just keeps hitting the patriot in the head of the chair. The referee is calling for it. The referee is calling for it. The patriot husband he eliminated. Who is next? Who is next? In this match? Here's that Ago hello? Here he comes in. Here he comes in. But but Brett Hart and Jericho put in the boots him. They're putting the boom. They're putting the boostom. But China double la blow. Eddie hits the three Amigos on Jericho one Amigo, two Amigo. Here comes Brett on double three Amigos goes to the top for the frog splash, but they both put their knees up. China grabs Jericho, hooks in the pedagraph of Brett from behind. Where's our Russian leg sweep? They take Eddie, They throw him into the ring post. Jericho picks up China. Brett hits the ropes and he hits the heart attack one, two three. China has been eliminated. Who is next? It's the Giant. The Giant comes in. The Giant comes in, double goosele, double chunk slap of bretton Jericho. He goes for the chunks him on Eddie. Eddie turns into a DDT. He climbs to the top rope, goes for this fox flesh, but he gets turned it two chunk slab one two three Eddie Goro has bed eliminated. Wait a minute. He goes for a double goosele on Brett and Jericho again, but they double low broom double front face. Look for the Giant picks him up and he tries to eliminate them both, but they're teetering the giant over the top rope. Who is next? It's brock Lesner and w All. Remember brock Lesner. He slides in. Wait away, He's gonna save the big show. He's gonna save giant. He just laughs, and the Giant has been eliminated by Brett at Jericho. Who is gonna be next? The Giant has been eliminated. Who is next? It's Goldberg. Goldberg comes in. Goldberg comes in and he hits on double spear on double spear on Brett, and Jericho hits a spear on brock Lesner. He's got him up in the jackhammer, but Brock lands behind, lands on on the apron and he hits a spear on Brock brock Listener. That's beauty eliminated. Wait a minute, Brett, Haut and Jericho they grabbed that chair and they just start smashing Goldberg with that chair. Who is next? It's the final participate. Who is next? It's Austin. It's Austin. Two minutes Austin comes in Andy, he ducks the chair. Stunner on, Brett stner on. Jericho breaks up the chair. Nail's Brett, Mail's Jericho. Is he gonna nail Goldberg? Is he gonna nail Goldberg? He does it. He throws the chair down and he extends his hand. He extends his hand. He helps Goldberg up, but dol Berg throws over Austin. He says, tta, don't trust anybody, right, Steve. But wait a minute. Austin gets up and he grabs up the Goldberg's hand and Brett and Jaco Olive and eight Goldberg went down to the final two. It's brettan Jericho. This was their plan. The ladder is slid in, the steel Cakes lowers the briefcase lowers. Canada is going to win this. They're gonna get the upper hand. Brett, Hart and Jericho they hug and they're climbing up that ladder together. They're climbing up that ladder together. They both have their hands on the briefcase. But wait a minute, Brett Hart smashes Jerco in the face of the briefcase and it pushes him off the ladder. Brett Hart takes off the briefcase, ding n ning who is your winner? Off co Losion Collision and going on to major first boo right, good mad Heart Brett and mad Heart wins Collusion Collision. He wears Collusion Collection. That man has done it. Broom. Hogan comes out with the title. He goes a big you, and we go off the air. Brett Harve's Hogan All right, major our past eight seconds left? Holy moly, Wow that was tough. Were you getting nervous there? Very nervous? Wow? Who wow? All right? First of all, definitely did not see Brett Hart winning. Didn't hear what they want? You thought that team Canada was gonna go all the way and be co co winners. No, I did not think. I didn't think Brett Hart. I didn't think Brett Hart was gonna face uh Hogan for sure. Yeah, so swerved me there. Yeah, what do you think about the newest uh member of the roster. Mark, Honestly, it's the best thing you've done this season. What about his his pig Max? I already texted Max. He responded, quote, rude what I said? And he has a fat pig named Max. He said, rude. Wow, dumb Mark, dumb. I love it, honestly, dude, honestly, it's the best thing you did, dumb Mark. We got a problem though, the problem is I'm a little buzz now. I got a half of this wool beer. But let's see what happens. Thirty minutes is not a lot of time, not the whole collusion collision. Yeah, all right, what do you think about Papa Shango? Yeah? How did you? What is I don't understand. What do you mean? So you have the Godfather, but you've made a custom. Dave Wheeler made a custom of Papa Shango. So he comes in as Godfather, all bunny gaze, but Caine lays him out. He's able to go to the back, shave his head, to put on the makeup, put the gear on, and yeah, so I mean there's no God, there's no Papa Shango figure. So you have a customers Wheeler. I think that's actually really neat. I never in my wildest thought like you could take the guy and then do the separate character. That's a that's a great idea. So cool use of the god bother. I'm ready to rock, I think. Yeah. All right, So now we we've had the collusion collision, and now it's time for war. Crist so smart Mark, are you ready? I am ready. I'm gonna start my own timer. Uh, and so I'll do the countdown. Oh god, oh god, good thing we didn't start? All right, here we go. All right, I'm gonna do the countdown five four, three two one. In a perfect world, there would be no monsters, good would always triumph, and corruption would be extinct. Our heroes would be invincible. But the world isn't he. The cuts of battle are deep and visible, infected by shackle idols, severed friendships, and fresh hatred, opened wounds left on a blood covered battle ground. As the storm rages on with no end in sight, a revitalied warrior stands for the challenge, one man against all. He's aware the world is far from perfect, although he is a challenge unlike anything the storm has ever faced. Night winds of change look to purify, fighting for his pride, his blood, and his life. Marching diligently towards the eye of the storm, we will hear his war cry. Welcome everyone who war cry live from the PAP Center in Boston, Massachusets. I am your host, Smart Mark Sterling, and we have a huge show plan for you. Debuts, returns and questions are hopefully answered. We will see a number one contender's match for the Tag Team Championships, and of course Zuona versus Mark Henry will main event for the FWS Heavyweight Championship. How will the Mighty Samoan combat the House of paint found out tonight on war Cry? Let's go to the rink. Here comes to Macho Man, team captain of Thrill Zone. Last month in the battle pit, we saw his arm get pilmanized by Mark Henry and that chair in the cage. We had doubts going into the match. He had doubts about his career. Let's see what he's thinking right now to start this pay per view. Well, Mark Henry gave me the option to retire last month. I could have left with a retirement fund and my pride. Instead, I have a bum arm a partially torn rotator cuff and I'm all alone when this whole thing started up again. I didn't think or no if I had what it took to be a throwzone superstar in today, I'm thinking, thinking, thinking that I was right. So with that being said, I'm announcing my retirement from professional wrestling effective now. Oh my god. Macho man leaves and we head to the back. I'm at Johnson his backstage with a reporter. Do that watch or show? Everyone want doo cool? Steve Boston walks in, crowd pops huge. They wait for the uh, they wait for the reaction to die down. Steve Boston says, come again, Oh you good dude, come again. Oh shoot, listen here you toolbag. The Interstate number one contendenc match is a joke. I already beat that toolbag ohing hot, but that's okay. I'll beat someone else's ass tonight and it's gonna be a wicked Pisso then I get the hit hot again. Wicked hot. You got that get And that's the main idea because rock Hod said so, I'm at Johnson leaves in a huff, crowd goes wild, and we go to the ring for the first match and it's the interstate title match. Here comes the champion, Olwen Hart, who's very pleased with himself for some reason. It's not gonna be Steve Boston. It's not gonna be on Met Johnson, the wrestling for the number of contenders later on. Now we get Bam Bam Bigelow, whoa dragging Rick Flair to the rig. Rick Flair, he looks like he's been beaten up. He's got bruises, he's got that beard. We've never seen Rick Flair with a beard. Bam Bam stands on the ramp. Last month we saw House of Pain forced Rick Flair to Fight Team throw Zone and when he refused to pilmanize Macho's arm, he was beating himself. But what is going on right now? What is this arrangement? It's not really a match. Owen's just toying with Flair. Flair is just not fighting back, and finally he gets annoyed and he throws a chop, but Bam Bam hops up on the apron. He looks Flair right in the eyes. Flair puts his hands down. Owen comes off throw big heel kick puts them in the sharpshooter. Instant submission and Owen Hart wins an easy match against Rick Flair. What is going on here? Who booked this match? But that's another win for Owen Hart, who will fight the winner of Boston versus i'm Ed Johnson tonight. Next up, we got the tag team four way match for the number one contenders for the Tag team titles. We're gonna get all the teams here and throw zone to settle the score and see who will wrestle Legion of Doom for the Tag team titles. Here comes the Outside this reunited again. They have something to prove and they want to get their hands on the Legion of Doom. After that battle pit match last month, hit it come Brookie Knights, followed behind by Jerry Lawler. He's about ten feet behind. But but what what is this relationship really? What is Jerry Lawler doing with the Boogie Knights? And of course the big win last month against Boogie Knights. We get Chronic. We get Chronic is on a roll here and they're looking to make a big impact. What if they win this match Chronic versus LD I'll take that. And finally here comes the House of Pain. But it's not the Legion of Doom. It's Dennis Rodman and Bam Bam Bigelow, but there are companies by the Legion of Doom. Of course they're gonna watch this match. The Legion of Doom has been dominating, punishing all year in Thrill Zone, and you have to assume if the House of Pain win, if Bam Bam and Rodman win, they will forfeit the match, because what are they gonna do. They're gonna fight each other. Match gets underwear is This match has a lot going on. The outsiders are trying to get their hands on the House of Pain, but every time they almost get in the House of Pain tag out. It's a four way tag. You know, things are going crazy. At one point the whole match spills out into a brawl. Chronic is dominating on the outside and behind the rest back the Legion of Doom take out Chronic with chair shots. There are down. At the same time, Lawler is begging the Boogie Knights to use a pair of brass knuckles and steal the wind, but in the confusion, Bam Bam takes them all out, all three of them with a moon salt off the top rope to the outside onto Boogie Knights and Lawler. But when things get settled and they get back in the ring, the Outsiders are left with just Dennis Rodman and he's backing away. No, please, don't do it. The Legion of Doom are up on the apron now though, and they have those chairs. But out of the crowd comes Triple H. He pulls Animal down from the apron. Hawk sees this, he jumps down. He swings the chair at Triple H. He ducks nails Animal. Back in the ring, Hall has Rodman up for the razor's edge, nails that jackknife power bomb to Rodman, nails that one, two three. Here are your winners and new new number one contenders to the f w F Tag Team champions the Outsiders and celebrating in the ring with them their good friend Triple H. And when you think about it, this is the first time that the House of Pain is retreating, the first blood has been drawn, the first time they have been defeated. Finally someone has been able to stand up to the House of Pain, and they aren't invincible, but we'll see what happens later on. Next up, we get a major announcement. Here he comes McK Foley the commissioner, but he doesn't look very happy. Usually happy go lucky Nick Foley, everybody love him, huge pop, but he does not happy grabbed him. Mark Mick says, I'm sorry to say, but Zuona has elevated liver enzymes again and won't be able to fight in the main event tonight at work boom, But I have booked a suitable replacement. Mike Awesome will be taking on Mark Henry tonight in the main event. Boomoooooo. What's this? It's sill Jack and he's rich. He's got a smile on his face, and he's making a beeline to the ring. He's got his plunder. I'm gonna let this play because it's a great song. He grabs a mic k new Jack says, well, I told y'all last month that I came into some money. Well, I was able to use that money to make an investment. Mcfoley, he's in the ringy gulps. Now, hold on a second, No, motherfucker, I ain't done. I am now the owner of exactly fifty percent of a certain wrestling company called Thrill Zone. Crowd goes absolutely insane. Mcfoley is shocked. Yeah, you see last month, I listened to what Ball's mahoney had to say. He showed me his conspiracy board and connected all the dots. He told me that his cousin Larry is a bookie in Las Vegas. And he also told me that his former neighbor, Nick, is an accountant. Now follow me here starts to look away, and he says, look at me. I got more to say now. Nick told Balls that there is proof that you've accepted bribes from the House of Pain and Mark Henry LLC for over a year. And Lenny told Balls that he has proof that Henry LLC has been betting on wrestling matches and that's how they made their money. In fact, they've been paying Mike Awesome to lay down and you're turning the blind eye to further prove this. The House of Pain has been laundering the winnings through a certain local pizza shop that Balls may or may not frequent. The crowd is stunned. Mick Foley has fallen to his knees. Now, Mick, there's a new sheriff in town, Zuna. He got no elevated liver enzymes. In fact, he's ready to go for the main event. And it's time for me to start making some matches. Well, I took a look at the odds and saw a lot of money on Mike Awesome for tonight, but it didn't say against who. So next up, I want to see Mike Awesome versus my friend ball zoning. Here it comes Balmorey, finally in action, the whistleblower, the conspiracy, theorist, the pizza lever. I've been waiting all season of waiting a song. Don shift. I'll take a drake, and I always still my ballrooms. Let's keep it going. I might run out of time, but who caress? Mike Assam comes running out. He's dragging Rick Flair though he's protesting the match, but it doesn't matter. Before the bell, Rick Flair hops up on the apron and whispers something in Ball's ear, But new Jack rings the bell. Awesome lays down immediately. He's trying to take a dive. He's yelling pin me, pin me. Balls knows better than that, and he just kicks his ass all around the ring. He's using garbage cans, chairs, candle shots. It's a good old fashioned hardcore match. He's even hitting the balls, punches, the boone balls, Balls, Balls punches. Finally, Balls hits a nutcracker, Sweet lays out Awesome, but he doesn't pin Awesome. He pulls Mike Awesome onto himself. Mike Awesome pins Balls as he's knocked out. But why, why did Ball's mahoney just throw the match? This is getting really confusing. We go to the back backstage, Flair and Balls are celebrating, pouring champagne all over each other. But why. Flair goes to explain himselves to the camera, and then Angle Current, Angle, the wrestling Champion and Steve Blackman show up and they start beating the shit out of Balls, just pounding on him. Flair he's got PTSD. He's just standing there watching panic look on his face. But then Rick fucking Flair stands up straight and he whooves. He starts on lowing on Angle and Blackman. Balls is up now chair shots all around. Balls chases off Angle and Blackman with the chair and Bam bam Now enters and he stares down Rick Flair and he's pissed, and Flair finally speaks with a tear in my eye. Whoo. Everyone knows this has been a bad few months for the nature Boy. I got into debt with Mark Henry. I owed him and you, Bam Bam, a lot of money and I paid for it. I paid with my mind and my soul week in and week out. But you were the worst, Bam Bam. You beat me and bullied me. But no more. I put everything I had, all my money on Mike Awesome winning that match, and you put a chunk of change on him losing, didn't you. That's quite the swing. Whoo. So as of today, I am no longer in debt to the House of Pain. I've got myself a box of cash, and I'm headed out for the night on the town. He shoves a padded lope into Bam BAM's chest and starts kicking Bam BAM's ass. Bambam runs as Flair looks at the camera and he says, and Bam Bam, Daddy, it's you and it's me. At Major Fest. Back to the ring, there comes Sean Michael. He's head of the ring. He's here to explain his actions from last month in the Battle Pack. If you remember, he's the reason why Team throws On lost. He just left the ring. He says, a lot of people are wondering why I turned my back on team throws on, well, I can't sit there and just let someone take my spotlight. I tried to do the right thing, but I couldn't get over what Hall did to me at Major Fest last year. So now I consider us even now. I had the House of Pain beat last month single handedly, and Sting ruined everything. He wasn't even in the match. He's a Glory Hawk. So the show stopper ended show time. Oh baby new Jack's back. Thick comes running out, the part owner of thrill Zone. Now he's read. He grabs the mic. He says, Sean on behalf of this Boston crowd and the boys in the back shut the fuck up. You have a match tonight and it's next against that's rayma Stereo, huge debut, big drills out sidey from last month, raymous Cereals in action. Sean Michaels versus Ray mas Cereal is the dream match. It's a surprise. His match is unreal, a real work right match. These two are in the prime of their careers and it's showing uh why they belong in the A brand. At one point, Michael's goes for a top rope Brazer's edge to taunt Scott Hall and Mysterio is able to reverse it into her corona. Also later, Michaels is able to evade a six one nine and catches Mysterio on a wastelock launches him over the top to the outside. But in the end the ref has his back turned checking on Mysterio after a move and Michaels is putting on brass knuckles. Just then it's stop descent from the rafters. He hits a scorpion death drop and before the ref can even turn around, he is back up in the rooftops. Ray Mystereo crawls over makes the cover one two three, huge win for a stereo Wow. Former FWF champion Shawn Michaels is just defeated by a debuting Ray Mysterio. What does this mean for the rankings? Because you know in Thrill Zone we really care about the rankings, and that's a statement. We head to the back. Angle and Blackman are getting into a red Corvette and Angle says, we are taking the night off. I need a break from defending this wrestling belt, and plus most fighters take months off after they defend the belt. New Jack runs in. He says okay, okay, no problem, but I have an offer for you. You can have the next show off two, but you have to agree to one thing. Angle is thrilled. He says two months off and he's like, all right, what's the offer next month? If Ball's mahoney can beat Steve Blackman one on one, Angle must face Balls at major fist Angle He laughs, He agrees, and Blackman Angle drive off and new Jack is smiling and we are back in the ring. Twenty minutes thirty one seconds, TIF comes I'm at Johnson, I'm ed. Looks phenomenal. He's in the best shape of his life. But when did Steve Boston He's just the the tax him from behind. These two are brawling all around the arena, inside and outside of the crowd, concession stands. It's back and forth fight. The bell never rang. Actually, they're just killing each other all over the place. The ref is trying to get the match in the ring. Finally they get in the ring and the ref rings a bell kick for the midsection ripper. It's a ripper. He grabs his leg. Ba crab our Man taps out, Oh my god, I mean the match was only twenty seconds, but they brought for at least fifteen minutes amazing Steve Boston rock Ha. Steve Boston is the new number one contender to the interstate title. And now it's time for the main event of war crime. Here comes Mark Henry. House of Pain music is playing. He's the champion. Hasn't been the best night for the Alaza Payne so far, a lot of revelations. We figured out what's actually been going on. Nick Foley's in the pocket at Alza Bae, So what's he gonna say? You gotta think what's his headspace going in to this main event? Right? He says, It's unbelievable what some people will do when they are scared. They will make up fairy tales to make themselves believe something that is not real. They look to the biggest idiots with the biggest ideas and say, let's believe that guy. But no matter what people say, it's all about what people do, and what I do is beat those people up. Sometimes I beat those people up so bad that I offer them an opportunity because the House of Pain is still open for business, and business is good, but we just filled a big position. I'd like to introduce to you our personal commentator Moncha Man. Oh no, he did it. Mancho Man is joining the house of pain, is the personal commentator. Oh no, Now the whole house of pain is out and they make the right way to the ring and his opponent. So it goes out to Brian Sick at home. This match is set for one ball. It is for the f w F Heavyweight Championship of the World. Here he comes the Titans sooner. The tattoos, the size, the focus. Here he is for people watching on. Patriot looks great, look at the tattoos. Shout out to Dave Wheeler. She's ready for the challenge of his life. Zuona verse Mark Henry is underway. The two men stand face to face. Mark Henry starts talking shit to his face. He backs off and he throws a punch. Zuna ducks and fires off on Mark Henry. These two start battling all over the ringside area, but Zuna has full advantage of Mark Henry and Henry look scared. Yoko puts Henry up against the post. He charges, Henry moves, Zuna stops short, but Henry hits him with an avalanche, smashing Zuna's back into the post. Henry takes over. He starts attacking Zuna's back. If Zuna's back is hurt, he can't apply the Samoan drop to Henry. Zuna starts mounting a comeback, but Henry shuts him down. Every time this Mark Henry is pretty impressive. Henry puts Zuna into the corner and begins trying to lift him to the second rope. Mark Henry is trying to lift Zuona to the second rope, but he battles back and he ends up on the canvas. Zuna tea's off on Henry and he has him in the corner. Zuna hits the ropes for a full head of steam and charges in for an avalanche of his own. Henry pulls the refin the way, Zuona crashes and the both men. The ring post snaps. The ring post snaps, Holy fucking shit shades of Vam Bam and Zuna from season one. David See laughs every time I swear because I'm not bleeping these. Henry's down, Zona is down, The referee is done for. I've got twenty four, I got four minutes left, minutes pass? How's the pain there are? At ringside? Zuna's holding holding his back How's the Pain set up the stairs? Soon as holding his How's the Pain set up the stairs on the floor and lifts Zuna into the ring. They place Zuna's arm in a chair and they pilmonize it. Oh. No, Henry is going to the world's strongest slant. He's gonna world's strongest off the roof, off the ring into the stairs, just what he did to a certain megastar in the first pay per view. But here come the outsiders and triple hs. They hit the ring, they start fighting. The als of pain to the back and now it's just Henry and Suna. Henry goes to the lift Zuna again, but he's face to face with the Macho Man. The Macho Man is out from con the commentary's table and they're just staring at each other. Marcho starts punching Henry. Henry turns into a one armed Samoan. Drop off the ring into the stairs. Now there's a new referee and he sends Macho Man to the back. No, he sends machro Man to the back, but Yoko rolls Henry in quickly pins him. The ref turns and sees he starts counting one, two, kick out. Zuna couldn't hook the leg with both arms. He was pilmonized. Both men are spent. They have given everything they have. Henry starts waving to the back for the House of Pain again. Yoko, holding his arm, turns and waits for them to enter, but they don't come. Henry spins him around listen for the World's Strongest Slam against Again. Zuna slips it and nails another Samoan drop. Zuna knows he can't hook the legs, so he attempts to do a standing bonds I drop, but Henry moves. Zuna gets up and he's lifted into the World's Strongest Slam. Mark. Henry lifts Zuna up, slams him down one, two, three, Mark Henry wins decisive victory. I mean there was some run in. There's a lot of stuff going on. What's going on with Manso? Is he retired? And if he is the commentator he turned on Mark Henriy what are these new revelations? Me find out next month at Death Grip. Thank you everyone? Wow, all right, a lot of story stuff happening in that show. David C loved when I swore it's fantastic. I had a lot of story stuff as well. I just told it in one match. What do you think about new Jack being the owner of throw Zone. It's different, it's different. You're you're you're writer? Uh, Max, come on, come on. He also sent me a d M said I was fat shaming I'm talking about I'm talking about a pig. You can't fat shame a pig. You're gonna get canceled. It's just it's just a pig name. Max. I think I think those are some good pay per views. We'll see what you think. Well, I just heard word from Brett hivan Hart via the AOL chat. Holiday Hell is going to be in Calgary and he would like to cash in his world title opportunity in his home, in his own backyard, so we won't have to wait for Majorfest. It will be hollywoodhul Kogan versus Brett Hart at Holiday Hell two in Calgary or the title. So Matt conor myself, what I'm going to do is I'm going to take the final six participants in the Collusion Collision. That would be Eddie Guerrero, that would be the Giant, that would be brock Lesner, that would be Chris Jericho, Steve Austin and Goldberg. They will be in a six pack challenge match at Holiday Hell two. The winner of that will face the winner of Brett and Hogan in the main event of Majors. All right, sounds good. I actually just received word. Nu Jack just texted me. He said that the Legion of Doom will actually have to defend those tag team titles against the Outsiders next month at Death Grip. So that's happening that very well, that's a main event match if you ask me. So, do we have any any cuts? He's trying to get the hell out of here tonight? Well, I mean I'm trying you, David C out of here. It's been an hour show. David C. You're loving this, right what I'm enjoying this? Yeah? All right, Yes, I love David's back. Yeah, he looks great. By the way. Uh we we won't announce anything yet, but we are in talks with David C but adding a new podcast possibly to the network, and we'll talk about that a little later. David's tried you even know it exactly all right? Yes, I the the Thrill Zone brand has come to terms with the release of Ahmed Johnson. Wow. Even though even though you loved my Miammi Johnson promo, Wow, well we suste. A lot of injuries were sustained at collusion collision. Ah, Shane Douglas was cemented to the floor right and spray painted. I don't know if we said that he was cemented and spray painted after the fact. I don't know if the cameras caught that. Due to that, Shane Douglas is dead. Has been released, Damn. Shane Douglas has been released. Also to the vicious attack from Bret Hart and Chris Jericho, the Patriot has been released. And also, guys, we have to say goodbye to dumb Mark and fat Pig mac Ah what I thought there was gonna be Ah, dude, I believe that's called masturbatory booking. So we have three releases, which means that I have three public picks. Okay, any trade offers before the picks? No trade offers, Okay, I would have I would offer a trade for dumb Mark, but you dropped him. I dropped him. So brosk, he's got the first pick and he's gonna see did you see his silver hair? Yeah, I gonna He's gonna use public picks first no, no, no, no secret pick, first secret pick. Okay, now texted to me, not the group chat. That's right, that's right. I'm gonna text to you right now. I'm opening up a chat for David C. So I can do the same thing, David. Okay, David C. Are you ready? I'm sending it over. Okay, don't say who it is, as long as it's not somebody I've secretly picked. Already. You know what I'm saying. You're good. Yeah, I'm good. Okay, I am sending my pick. You're good, Okay, all right, David C. Smirkton's nodded. Here's my pick. Yeah, you're good. All right, here's my pick coming in hot. You're good? Oh baby? So whatever. Anyways, So Brosky now has three public picks I have won. But you go ahead, making her debut to Turmoil. Are you ready? Study Sunny is coming to a turmoil? All right? I Thrill Zone. Uh, we're a family brand. We would like to select publicly. Brian Christopher. Wow, Brian Christopher. So that's all you have. I have two more picks, right, you have two more public picks? Yes, Making his return to Turmoil, Gang Grill and we believe in. We believe in second chances on the Turmoil brand, whether we're giving people from Thrills on the B Show a sh or given someone another shot who was on Turmoil before making his return to Turmoil. Badass Billy Gunn all right, all right, all right, yes, so that's Sunny Gang Grill and Badass Billy Gunn coming to Turmoil. All right? Now? Is there anything else? That's it? Right? That's it? I mean, we we could make some some trade offers now, knowing who we have on the shows, I have no trade offers. Major Fest has been booked, has been booked, So next month you will see on Death Grip you will see Legion to Doom versus the Outsiders for Attack Team titles. You will see Ball's Mahoney versus Steve Blackman, and if Balls can win, he gets that shot at the championship at Major Fest. And then obviously there's still I mean, what does it mean that new Jack now owns half of Thrill Zone? What happened to Mick Foley? Is he gonna get arrested? He knows a lot a lot of questions looking forward to Death Script, but it's headlined by those two big matches right, and we over on turmoil. We have Holiday Hell too, Hul Cogan Hollywood Hulk Cogan versus Brett the hit Manhart. The match you've been waiting to see after WrestleMania nine. You've been waiting forever for this match. You're gonna see it for the title. You will see the six Pack Challenge for the Number one Contendership, Eddie Guerrero versus Chris Jericho, versus Austin, versus Goldberg, versus brock Lesner versus the Giant. Also just announced Papa Shango will take on Cain. You will see Edge will finally get his hands on his brother Christian, and a match for the Interstate Championship. And you will see a tag team turboil match for the Tag Team Championships. Who will walk out of Holiday Hell two? The FWF Tag Team champions and so much more than Hold a Hell two. I want to briefly thank a lot of people that have been helping us out. First of all, Max Heron, I don't think that we give him enough credit. Makes pay per view posters every month, and he's been doing this forever since the Ruth's Aggression days. Yeah so so shout out to Max. You are killing it. Thank you very much. Also, obviously zan Man thanks for the reviews. He's like he got married, he's been very busy, but he finds time in the month to do the reviews, very painstakingly writes these reviews, so we really appreciate that. And of course Dave Wheeler, who's I think his new full time job is making us customs for the FW but hell. And also David Ce for stepping in for an injured prime. I thank you very much, David, thank you, yeah, thank you my pleasure. Gentlemen, all right, I guess that's it for me. That's it for it. Guys. We'll see you next month. But that's quiet.
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