Hour 3 – Long Neck Davis Mills, Matt Friend

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Speaker 4: Can you even put into words how it did just to get through a game like got most sacks of your career?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, it's not fun.

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Speaker 5: I ran into a couple myself. I gotta be better throwing the ball away and living to see another down and let us play some situational football and pending on deep and too many times I was going backwards and I gotta be better on that.

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Speaker 2: He's not gonna throw his line under the bus. And he did run into a couple of those sacks, but when you're going up the middle and you're coming off the edge, it didn't matter wherever he was looking or trying to look. The Give credit to the Texans. There's still a really good defensive team. And Davis Mills, in spite of his long neck, you know that might be the second longest neck of any quarterback in NFL history. Aside from Peyton Manning. But Paul, he said, you know, that might be a negative with a long neck, but he seemed to pull out the victory.

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Speaker 6: Yeah.

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Speaker 7: Yeah, Dylan and I were sitting in the sports book and this is what happens in Vegas when you've had a couple and you're breaking down football. We were like, Dylan goes, you know, guys at long necks generally don't make great NFL quarterbacks. I'm like, what's your thesis here, you old Davis Mills. I'm like, he's not bad. He goes, Yes, but he's not great. That's why he's not a starter. I'm like, okay, Mike Lennon had a chance to start a little bit. Nice backup. Long neck, really long neck, maybe the longest checking my records. But then the Peyton Manning neck debunks to the entire theory.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, a really.

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Speaker 7: Long neck and a first ballot Hall of Famer.

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Speaker 2: Oh I know, is his dad referred to him as long neck?

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Speaker 7: Yeah?

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Speaker 2: I remember in New Orleans being out with Archie and Eli and Peyton and Archie. The dad is making fun of Peyton calling him long net.

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Speaker 7: As our conversation kept going over drinks, we decided Peyton Manning's more known for his forehead than his neck, so that means he's not a long neck. First guy.

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Speaker 2: Back to you then, okay, thank you. Nobody breaks down the game quite like we do a real conversa. All right, Seeton, what's the poll question for the final hour of the program.

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Speaker 8: Yeah, we got a few of them up there right now. The must win game this weekend.

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Speaker 2: We've got the.

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Speaker 8: Chiefs, we have got the Rams, we have got the Cowboys and the Buccaneers.

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Speaker 2: Chiefs running away with that one.

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Speaker 8: Also, if you could watch the race from one place and F one race rooftop casino balcony, grandstands, a TV casino balcony right now is winning that one. And the best part of F one crashes speed drama or the team radio meltdowns, the speed followed by team radio.

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Speaker 1: Let's go.

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Speaker 2: That's awesome. Okay. It's a late weekend in college football, not a lot of great matchups, although USC Oregon is interesting. The NFL always going to have great matchups. The Buccaneers at the Rams is really interesting. Buccaneers. You know, you got to write the ship here at some point. That's a tough place to do it. Considering the way Stafford's been playing.

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Speaker 7: Yes, Paul, you're right about USC Oregon. Oregon is at nine to one, they're a ten and a half point favorite. And Lincoln Riley right now eight and two. He's calm things down quite a bit out there, and if he takes down Oregon, you're not getting him in it out of there anytime soon.

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Speaker 2: Well, and we've talked about this, that he's too expensive if he doesn't get the job done. But we've seen these buyouts and we still don't have any conclusion with Lane kid. You know, imagine the coach being the distraction. If you're a coach, you don't want distractions, But your coach is the distraction right now because you're waiting to find out will he stay or will he go? And everybody's trying to read into Oh, that means he's going to Florida, or that means he's going to LSU. That means he's staying at Old miss Ole. Miss a great story. This is the best that team is ever that in the history of the program. Really, you go back to Archie Manning when he was there back in the late sixties and he was a Heisman Trophy candidate. There, but this is a wonderful year and I don't know if it's Lane's last year there. I don't know if he feels like, I'll never win a national championship here, and maybe that would be the reason why he would go to LSU or Florida.

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Speaker 9: Yes, Marv is almost on the same level as Texas A and M as as far as we really, really really want to be great at college football. Because remember years ago with Lawan tread Well, I was like, Okay, they're trying to be great at football. With Lane Kiffing, You're finally great at football. So they do they do everything to keep them A and M. A and M.

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Speaker 2: Yes, because you know the manzel era and then they you know, added onto that stadium. Now they want to be they want to be great. They're willing to spend to be great. They thought they did that a couple of years ago with Jimbo Fisher and it didn't work, even though Jimbo tried to tell us that he did all that great recruiting, and I was told they invested heavily into their defensive line that year. Yes, both A.

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Speaker 7: And M has Longhorn money, they just don't have the Longhorn success. But I mean they're there right now. Ole Miss has always been like kind of that not bad, not good, fun team over the past thirty years, more known for the tailgate, but that changed and was Marvin saying, what was that? The bow Wallace, Robert Kimdiche and Lawan Treadwell. Yeah, and they got some recruiting violations off that. When you're getting recruiting violations, that means you're doing things right, so.

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Speaker 2: Yirdly, yeah, Paulie goes, you know, I respect that, Yes, and at least you're trying to do something. I said soon as they signed those guys, I said, somebody's going on probation.

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Speaker 7: It was blue chips, the college football.

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Speaker 2: Version, and I went, you know, back then when you weren't supposed to do this and they were bringing in these, you know, blue chip recruits.

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Speaker 7: Yes, Paulie, I always say, Florida football when Irvin Meira was there, people are in trouble. The NSA was looking and man where they went a lot of ball, Yes, Marvin.

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Speaker 9: Yeah, when he signed the contree where I was like, oh, man, okay, they got somebody local. Somebody's like no that thanks from Illinois, don't nobody go from Illinois to Ole Miss for football.

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Speaker 2: He's from the South side of Chicago. I believe, Okay. I said that we might have a special phone call here, and uh, you know, we have a lot of stat of the Day songs there and my favorite, Uh it is not everybody else's favorite, but I love it because I just think there's a message being sent to me. Marvin. Uh, do you know if we could play that U statura, the J.

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Speaker 3: Stata, the J we love you stata, the day Stanta, the j stanta, the j oh damn, give us that stat of.

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Speaker 6: Dan?

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Speaker 3: What are you asking him me to? Vegas has cold, so it's time to play, Dan Lemons.

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Speaker 1: What you're willing.

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Speaker 6: The stead of the day.

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Speaker 2: All right, emotional, you know, I think it's better that you weren't here in person because there is a lot going on with that song there. I can feel the heat. I can feel it. And thank you, Pandora.

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Speaker 3: You're welcome.

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Speaker 2: Uh is your husband there?

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Speaker 3: He is?

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Speaker 2: Oh okay, well that's not good.

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Speaker 3: Yeah I can send away down.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean buzzy like I thought it was just you know, a personal zoom call. Uh you well, thank you again and we love hearing it. And good luck with your move to Texas.

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Speaker 3: Awesome, thank you so much.

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Speaker 2: All right, that's a Pandora. Okay, give us how much am I willing to pay a lot of heat there. Yes, you know, I got a fever, but that gave me a little bit more of a fever. Yeah, thank you, Todd.

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Speaker 7: Wow live performance at the Found Blue.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I know, but I thought I could get a piano in here and then have her play that song. But she's moving to Texas and it's best. She shouldn't be that close to me. You know.

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Speaker 8: Maybe that's why you think you're flying a little too close to the sun.

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Speaker 2: Here, babe. We're moving to Texas, babe. Yeah, enough of this Dan Patrick show in Vegas and we're in Reno, not far away. It's time to get out of town, all right, Greg and Michigan. Good morning, Greg.

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Speaker 6: Hey, good morning, damn the man. It's mister Positive. Hey. I mentioned you last night on National Radio with Bart Winkler. You let me down my bills? Dan, Dan, help me? What's wrong with I mean, come on, are not that good this year? Oh? Dan? Don't come on? I mean you're right? And is it his frontline? I mean, I mean you've got the best, arguably him, Mahomes and Jackson are the best, you know, all around quarterbacks, and he can't do it himself. Do you know who Mark Ryan is no, okay. He says that coaches have a seven year lifespan, so.

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Speaker 2: It's a coaching span, not lifespan, like I want to be a coach. You're going to die in seven years?

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Speaker 6: Oh, Dan, Dan, Oh Greg?

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Speaker 2: Greg? Thank you, thank you Rambling. I can't help you give us about some defense there. I mean, there's only so much Josh Allen could do, but give credit to the Texans sections played really well well. Uh Todd in North Carolina? Hi, Todd, what's on your mind?

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Speaker 6: Hey?

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Speaker 10: First time in a long time. I was actually at that Indianapolis race back in our five that you're talking about with the previous segment. So it wasn't really a right parade, but I'm a Ferrari fan, so I enjoyed seeing the cars. Also got to meet Michael Shechmacher and get his autograph, which now when with him in his current condition, is even more special.

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Speaker 2: They just wanted to call in about that, all right, Well, thank you, Todd, thank you. Who had the best week in sports? Todd? Can you give us? Give us? Okays, the best week in sports was turned in by who or what? By the way, the Hall of Excellence here at the Fountain Blue I met PAULI there yesterday. Just the sports memorabilia, as far as a one room collection, it's the best collection I've ever seen. And it's you know, I don't know one hundred feet away from here, but they have so many great things in there, awesome, and they're on all the Tom Brady's Super Bowl rings are in there, Shoho Tony shoes in bat from the World Series. They got Carl Lewis's warm up jacket from the eighty four Olympics. They got I mean Will Chamberlain. They have the actual scorecard when he scored one hundred points, autographed by Wilt There's so much there. You get the opportunity. The Hall of Excellence that Jim Gray and Tom Brady put together is incredible, yes, Paul.

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Speaker 7: And not just great stuff. They've got like the one of one type stuff. They've got a babe room. World Series used autograph bat. I didn't know something like that existed, and they said it's They didn't want to give me the number, but they said it's worth more than the entire build, like the build out of it.

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Speaker 2: They had.

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Speaker 7: Walter Payton's game used helmet from the rushing record, not just a random game they had Michael Jordan's first air Jordan's shoes that he used in the first game, and they have the clip of the announcer saying those are the ugliest shoes in the NBA. You could play things and hear it. So Kobe Bryant's warm up jacket from his first game in the NBA, not just a random game wild stuff.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, And there's a QR code and you can click on that. You can actually get voices, you know, Jim Nantz voices, some things in there. You can hear Tom Brady's voice. But they have all kinds of things. Michael Phelps stuff from the Olympics with gold medals, but very very impressive. The hello friends, they who encourage you to use the rest of room to the left. Yeah. Hall of excellence here at Fountain Blue. Okay. Best week in sports Todd.

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Speaker 11: With three straight wins over the Jags, Times and now the Bills last night. Yes Week in Sports goes to QB Davis Mills and the Texans. Mills five touchdowns, only one pick over those three games.

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Speaker 2: Hugh Town started off owing three. They're now six and five. Let's go hugh Town, all right.

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Speaker 8: Seaton dang I had Hughtown two. That's a signature win against the Bills six and five. Things seem to be going in the right direction, Paul.

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Speaker 7: I'm gonna go back to USC's Lincoln Riley. The past month has been really good. Last week against Iowa getting that done. If he gets it done this weekend. There are people looking to see if that job was gonna come open USC. Yeah, there was people lurking. It's the right word, Dan, you know. And if the UC job ever comes available, it's hot, scalding hot. But it looks like you can make it another year though.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, us see if it comes open soon. Marvin best week in sports Lane Kiffing. He's hot at the fish grease right now. Old missus Tenant won Florida LSU. They're coming after him with a big check. Sunday Night. Two quarterbacks with firepower and finesse. It's their time in the spotlight. Baker Mayfield Junior the Third and the Bucks against Matthew Stafford in the Ram Sunday seven or Eastern on NBC and Peacock when we come back. He is shot out of a canon. Just warning you. He is Matt Friend, a up and coming comedian and he will join us next year on The Dan Patrick Show.

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Speaker 2: Oh, how do you? How do you introduce him? Stand up comedian, impressionist, actor, commentator, voice actor. You can check out Matt Friend upcoming shows in North America. You can go to Atmattfriend dot com. I'm looking at some of the voices here, so Barack Obama, Donald Trump, Jeff Goldbloom, Timothy Shalomet, Stanley Tucci, Mitch McConnell, King, Charles Michael Bublay, Bill Maher, Howard Stern Matthew McConaughey, Andy Cohen, Sebastian Manusconco, who was the first impersonation.

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Speaker 13: Well, first of all, can I just say that when I was four years old and I looked in the mirror, I said, I don't want to host the Oscars.

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Speaker 2: I don't want to be on TV.

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Speaker 13: My dream is to appear on talk shows in the middle of a casino, and I think of great American comedians, you know, Robin Williams, Jerry Seinfeld going on Johnny Carson. This to me is my big break getting up with Dan Patrick in front of the blackjack table. This is it is surreal to be with you. Thank you for having me. I feel like you could be my dad. We do have kind of a vibe going here. I have an ability to look like every Republican congressman and one person.

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Speaker 2: Why aren't you at the Cheney funeral right now?

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Speaker 13: I feel like you should be sitting there with Kamala passing a mint to somebody.

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Speaker 2: I sent my condolences. Now I'm thrilled to be here. And uh, which was my favorite voice? You said her first one? My first one was Austin Powers. Uh So that was the one that got me into comedy. I fell in love with that movie Doctor REvil gold Member of Fat Bastard.

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Speaker 13: Where Why are you five years old? At the time I was four? Yeah, I'm twenty seven now. Okay, So that's the one that got me hooked. And how's it sound. I can't really do it anymore? I know I do, doctor REvil.

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Speaker 4: I didn't spend six years in evil medical school to be called mister thank you very much.

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Speaker 2: When did it? When did an adult tell you that you had something?

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Speaker 13: I think I was always just making people laugh, like I for me, I like I said, when I was a kid, I just wanted to make my parents laugh and their friends laugh, and then my teachers laugh. And then I was a precocious kid, like quoting you know. Oh, I loved Johnny Carson, an old era of show business. For whatever reason, I was very drawn to like Jonathan Winters and Richard Pryor in that period. So I was quoting those guys, and I think just I got laugh as a kid, and then then it happened.

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Speaker 2: But you do your impersonations in front of the people often, Yeah, okay, when does it go bad when you do an impersonation in front of it has yet too, it has yet to go.

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Speaker 13: I think it's all the way you approach that, like anything in life, you want to be kind of respectful and have like a likability factor. But I used to run into people on the street, and then I would do it like it started with me meeting Andy Cohen on the sidewalk, which is how ninety five percent of gay hookup stories begin. Just meeting Andy Cohen on the sidewalk, and Andy looks at me and goes, wait a minute, you're like the guy who does me right like you do. But I thought, that's definitely not the first time Andy Cohen has said that to.

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Speaker 2: A guy on the sidewalk. You guys look like you're.

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Speaker 13: About to get your shoes signed in an airport right now, sitting there.

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Speaker 2: But this is amazing. I love this.

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Speaker 13: And then I was doing Sebastian Man of Skelko.

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Speaker 4: I ran a new amount of restaurant with soap everybody. It's I'm so happy to be here with Dan Patrick.

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Speaker 2: Look at this.

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Speaker 4: I did a talk showing a casino go to his bookish.

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Speaker 13: And then a lot of the political stuff has taken over. I performed at the Correspondence dinner last year and I'm in this interesting position where it's kind of bipartisan, where I'm trying to make Republican audiences and Democratic audiences laugh and kind of get everybody because let me tell you something, Dan, when you're a star, you could do anything in gram by the Graham, by the Patrick.

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Speaker 2: You can do anything you want. And let me just say, it's great to be am. I looking at this camera. You can look at any cameras.

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Speaker 13: Ryet Hey, Quiet, Piggy, Quiet, Piggy, Okay, quiet.

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Speaker 2: Look at that.

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Speaker 4: That's a good well, he says, quiet, Piggy. Is that disgusting? He says Piggy to the reporter, which I think was a terrible thing. But you have Charles Leclerk. You have F one, which is a great I love F one. That's a great thing too. And you're really getting me started, because if you want to talk, there's a black guy that's a great one. I love a black African Americans are great people. That's my favorite African American right there. He's sitting there. He's fantastic. I would say his name is Morgan. Well, I didn't ask his name. I just abused the black guy. But I do like Marvin A lot of Actually his stuff is well, I know him very well.

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Speaker 2: And thank you, thank you, thank you for your ser I'm in character now. I don't know what to tell you. Thank you, Marvin. Who's your favorite? Who's the go to impression sexually? Okay? Got it?

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Speaker 13: This is this interview is taking a turn. I go to impression? Uh well, right now I'm working on myself. So I'm doing my first hour of stand up and that'll be next year, my first special. And uh it's this is not the question the answer to the question you wanted the voices like a monkey boy, I Howard Stearn. We're doing the radio, so this has got to be it. Right then, let me ask you a question. Okay, you're a legendary broadcaster. I want to know this. You must have gotten so much. Is back in the day, who is the hottest chick you ever banged? You must have banged some hot chick. Who's the hottest chick, Dan Patrick, you ever banged? Here's Joy Behart, Joy Bayhart, Jesus talk about that view. Hello, But when you're gonna do the stand up, yeah, how much is gonna be with impressions?

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Speaker 6: Yeah?

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Speaker 13: I would say it's probably like thirty percent woven in and I'm very excited about it. Like I love like Eddie Murphy raw and that's a big blueprint for me and Jim Carrey's stuff and Robin Williams's stuff and the way that those guys would seamlessly weave in impressions through the material.

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Speaker 2: For me, like, the content has to lead it.

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Speaker 13: Obviously I'm doing these voices, but I think a separating factor that I hope to achieve is you need.

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Speaker 2: To have actual content.

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Speaker 13: You need to have actual jokes and substance behind what you're doing. It's not enough in my mind. I started doing voices on stage and I would go.

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Speaker 2: Hello, it's ste Griffin. Great to be here, It's fantastic.

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Speaker 6: You know.

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Speaker 13: I get away with doing the voices, but now as a comedian, I want to really like have substance behind what I'm saying.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I was talking to Frank Kelly Endow all about it. Amazing is to have that context or point of view that it has to lead to something absolutely because everybody and they probably come up to you and you go, hey, let me do an impersonation for you, but then it doesn't. All it does is sound like like I can do. Ronald Reagan. Well, yeah, that's timely, I know. So then that's that's what gets all the twenty seven year olds aroused. But it doesn't lead anywhere right now. Fritzi Fritzie does, Marge Simpson, Oh really, it's really great to meet you. Thanks for being here on the show.

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Speaker 13: Well there goes my boner. But anyways, that was that was amazing. That that was actually that was awesome. And Hank and some actors get paid millions of dollars to do.

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Speaker 2: That a year. Hank is aria exactly. That was awesome. That was great. But I'm sure people come up to you and you go, hey.

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Speaker 13: No, for sure, Like now I'm at an interesting point like where I'm still very much coming up. But there is the occasional time where people will yell at Howard Stern, Jeff go, you know, and I say, hello, overy good to see you, thank you, Jeff goblum g ld b l you m yes, yes, So I do love to satisfy the people that come up to me and and ask for that.

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Speaker 2: When did you feel that it changed when you kind of hit social media, because it I think it exploded a little bit. Yeah, It's just it was a big explosion.

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Speaker 13: It's all just been incremental, Like I, you know, I have to take a step back off and then think how crazy, Like it's crazy being here with you. I'm such a fan and every day something kind of wild happens, you know, And I'm having these opportunities at a pretty young age, I would say, but it just feels very incrementally. I'm hustling kind of like a maniac, and I'm trying to do as much as possible and entertain different audiences and.

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Speaker 2: Do it a different way.

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Speaker 13: But I'm using traditional media and social media, and it's been a grind, but I love it.

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Speaker 2: He's a Matt Friend and you can go to atmetfriend dot com.

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Speaker 13: Find me on truth social on OnlyFans huge with the ault right were you? Were you a class Clown? I like I definitely was making noises like George Carlin the Class Clown album. Like I was definitely making noises and trying to make people laugh in class. I don't think I was too crazy, but yes there was an I'm the youngest child too, so there's an element of I need the attention and I do like to make people laugh absolutely, But is.

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Speaker 2: There a darkness? It feels like every comedian they talk about you know, there's a downside. I don't have that.

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Speaker 13: Like I read mel Brooks's autobiography and I related a lot to that. I think, like Nick Kroll has talked about it, I just wanted to make people laugh as a kid, and uh, you know, for that's kind of the reason my dad did trap me in a closet for ten years. But other than that, but no, I just I loved making like I just like the silly things. We're in such a divided time now, and I want to make people laugh, like the one the number one impression I think that can make people laugh is actually the impression that I do to seduce women on the road. And many of your you're all looking at thinking, oh, you seduce women, that's surprising. But I do this impression because I'm going to warn you, every woman wants to have sex with this person, so I do it. The Kentucky Senator Mitch McConnell. Something about the way he looks like he's holding him an intense amount of diarrhea at all times.

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Speaker 2: He's seductive. But I have to say he didn't do that impression for him, did you. I don't know if he would remember, but I did. I didn't do it for him now, but I'd say, it's crazy being here because this is a full circle because I hosted the NHL Awards here a year ago, so the National Hockey League had an award show. Is the worst audience you can possibly fathom. You know how athletes are.

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Speaker 13: There's nothing like performing in a room full of brain damaged one tooth to Yougoslavian hockey players, they're like, very funny, ju boy, what's next? This is my this is my best impression. It's a silent depression. I think Charlie Chaplin. This is every NHL player reacting to one of my jokes.

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Speaker 2: This is it. They look like they wanted to. It was like performing at the Kremlin.

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Speaker 13: For man, It's like they're all named Putbovski.

00:27:19
Speaker 2: I'm like, what is going on here? Have you been asked to host the SPS?

00:27:22
Speaker 13: I haven't yet, But I love Norm McDonald and his was like the the top. But that these are the That's what I would love.

00:27:30
Speaker 2: To do one day. That would be amazing having been there when Norm, when I was at the mother's chair. Yes, how is that it? If you wanted to have a bomb go off and have athletes go what is going on here? And he didn't like he was going after people. He wanted fire, you know what.

00:27:51
Speaker 13: You know, he would shake hands with people after he would bomb. Like at the end of a show, Norm would go to the end of the club and shake hands with every person that was there. Like, I think Jeff Ross has talked about this, but I think it wasn't bombing Norm McDonald. I think he was just so smart that people weren't really getting the jokes. Yeah, I mean it, which is different than having a bad material in bombing.

00:28:12
Speaker 2: Yeah, like Andy Kaufman knew what he was doing. You weren't going to get it. Yeah, but Norm, if you got it, great, but he wasn't going to slow down for you to catch up. Yeah. Yeah, whenever you talk to Okay, I'm playing golf in Vegas, Yes, at Shadow Creek, yep. And all of a sudden, I see Norm and Kato Kaylin Okay, this was last week, right, And so we're outside having drinks and all of a sudden, Norm comes up with Kato and sits down and just just riffs for thirty minutes. He seemed like he was the best. It was. It was great. You're talking about Kato, Yeah, exactly, Yeah, yeah, he was funny the judge from the OJ trial. Where do you want to be in ten years aside from in a casino, Yeah, now, I.

00:28:58
Speaker 13: Hope to be doing the talk show casino circuit in ten years. Maybe, who knows, maybe I'll do be interviewed by Oprah on an escalator. This is uh, now, this is I want to be. That's a great question. Well, first of all, I just wanted to say it is surreal being with you. I'm a huge fan of the show in a view, and thank you for having me. I want to be The big goal is like I want to be my generation's version of like Kim moll and hosting the Oscars and having my like kind of but whatever the next incarnation of a late night show is is what I is what I aspire to do, and that's definitely more acting and I'm going to do my first special next year. But I'm at this kind of interesting point in my career now where I built a following and now it's kind of taking it to the next place. But I definitely want to I love like Johnny Carson and again like kind of a throwback to that era. But I love the intersection of politics and news and pop culture, and I hope to be at the center of it.

00:29:50
Speaker 2: Paul, you have the name for this stand up special?

00:29:52
Speaker 7: Yeah, his first Dana special friendly.

00:29:54
Speaker 2: Fire, Friendly Fire. Oh my god? Where my shooting this? The Palisades Jesus. I thought it was going to be Fosting Friend, Fox and Friend, Fox and Matt Friends.

00:30:02
Speaker 6: Yeah.

00:30:02
Speaker 2: I've been going on that show, which has been very fun. Actually. Yeah, like Vivica A. Fox could be on with Fox and Friends.

00:30:10
Speaker 13: Yes, or me and Jamie Fox do a special together and then it's Fox and Friend.

00:30:14
Speaker 2: I like that. Yes, you can go to at Mattfriend dot com.

00:30:19
Speaker 13: Yes, yeah, at at mattfriend dot com, Instagram, the Matt Friend follow me. There a bunch of shows. I have Tempe Arizona coming up. Very excited and uh, I'll talk about this memory of doing the Dan Patrick show in in in Vegas.

00:30:33
Speaker 2: Do you pick up on my voice?

00:30:34
Speaker 6: Yeah?

00:30:35
Speaker 7: You do.

00:30:35
Speaker 2: You have a great you have resting broadcaster voice. Right.

00:30:39
Speaker 13: I can't really do it Dan quite yet, but can you? How do I do you give me? Give me some insight.

00:30:45
Speaker 2: I don't know, I don't know, I don't know. I don't know. Oh, I don't know. I don't know.

00:30:51
Speaker 13: Oh I know, Oh I know, I know you don't know. Well, am I just say, can we just talk about what do we have any time we have time?

00:30:57
Speaker 2: Okay? Is this all gonna get cut? It's fine, It's okay, Yeah, I mean the whole thing. We're not even recording this, so fantastic.

00:31:04
Speaker 13: I want to ask you about Brockmeyer, by the way, okay, because so Hank was my dad's college roommate, Okay, and I'm none of my whole life. He's like the best, and I love when you collaborate with him. Can you tell me about the first time you collaborated with Hank and Brockmeyer.

00:31:20
Speaker 2: I don't even remember. Fantastic, No, Like I remember doing it, but I like, you're not doing it in real time right right, Like I did the Simpsons, but I'm not doing it with any other characters, right, I'm just the broadcaster doing Homer Simpsons skipping rocks. So that was that. I just played the announcer guy, you remember, Paul.

00:31:41
Speaker 7: A little bit before Brockmeer ever happened, Hank was on our show and he started doing like a fake sportscaster call, and I don't know if that was a precursor of that or not, but he was doing this like mocking sportscaster calls, like okay, famous ones in history. And then like three years later he kind of stumbled into Brockmeyer. But I remember him.

00:31:58
Speaker 2: He's the best. Yeah. But I even said to him, I said, you should think about doing a like a show off this character.

00:32:07
Speaker 13: I've never seen my dad laugh as hard as that first original four minute broadcam sure, And it's just it was so great. I love that show. And also I love him because, like you, we have this like resting broadcaster voice where people think I'm telling a joke all the time, but I'm just talking regularly, like I'm not trying to do a bit right now.

00:32:27
Speaker 2: This is just how I sound. Yeah, you have only seven yeah, yeah.

00:32:30
Speaker 13: Yes, Seth MacFarlane said, even Helen Keller could hear my voice, which was a nice compliment.

00:32:35
Speaker 2: Okay, so thank you to Seth too soon though for that too soon rest in peace at Matt Friend. That's amazing.

00:32:44
Speaker 13: You could smell the you can smell the defeat while doing this talk show.

00:32:49
Speaker 2: I've never did a talk showhere.

00:32:50
Speaker 13: I could literally hear regret as I'm trying to form a joke. Imagine doing a talk show. You just see nine strippers walk by. It's in the morning. God, this is a Dan Patrick. Just remember us, Matt.

00:33:03
Speaker 2: You know, when you're a big deal and then I see you and then you whisk right You think I would do that? Yes? Why do you say that? What is it about me that makes you think that? I don't know. I just got a feeling of the future last night when I saw you whisk right by me.

00:33:16
Speaker 13: First of all, let's add some context. I didn't know you guys were there. I was on my way to dinner. I was wearing AirPods. I should have because you didn't want to be bothered.

00:33:24
Speaker 2: Nastic move.

00:33:25
Speaker 13: Absolutely not. I'm the opposite of that. No matter what level I ever achieved. I love doing the content. I'm not going to be like, you know, having an Alec Baldwin throwing a fit at a paparazzi moment. I mean, I love Alec Baldwin, but I love it. The people, the fans are what's making me.

00:33:41
Speaker 2: Come on, Okay, we didn't feel except for Dan Patrick, because last night we're like, what a prick? And is that really how you felt, No, No, I didn't you whisk right by me? Damn you whisk right by me? I real quick. I wish I had known it was you, And and my my guy who's the director. He said, Oh, that's FN my friend, and I go and I'm with I'm I'm with my best friend, my best guy who does impersonation. Yeah, I know the amazing the og you guys said.

00:34:10
Speaker 13: If I had known that was you, I would have stopped because I would have tried to book myself on the show. And then I got lucky because you have a genius producer who asked if I would do it. Yes, so well we were. I'm happy that we ran into that. I'm so happy that we did this, and thank you for having me.

00:34:23
Speaker 2: This was awesome. F one tomorrow, all right, Matt, mad Friend, Yes at madfriend dot com. We'll be back after this, I think on the Dan Patrick Show.

00:34:33
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00:34:45
Speaker 2: Friday courtesy of Don's Prime Fountain Blue, Las Vegas original restaurant concept. The WAGU that we had that is brought in from Durango, Colorado should be illegal. That is great, great, So it's got that nineteen fifties feel as far as the restaurant goes. But the Tomahawk steak, the Wagou mac and cheese was great too, Todd, I saw that you dove into absolutely and rightfully so. But thank you again for the hospitality here at Fountain Blue, David and Company who made all this happen. I want to thank Joe and Rachel who design all of our sets. Here, a round of applause for them, all right, Joe Ray, all right, Joe and Rachel husband and wife who travel. They do all of our Super Bowl sets. And then Rachel said, I'll take care of you and if you're watching on Peacock with the NBC Sports Network. She did all of this, all of the designs behind us. So thank you for all the great work. The big german who drove the TV truck and made all of this happen as well as far as the camera did. Jabarn Kay Jarrett and his brother Jay a H. Jay who has no idea what Marvin's name is, ah Mark. I'm so bad with names. I'm sorry, Melvin.

00:36:12
Speaker 7: He loves it here can smoke inside.

00:36:14
Speaker 2: He didn't know Seaton's name for a long time either. I don't think Sexton. Sexton. Yeah, how do you get Sexton?

00:36:23
Speaker 7: I'm not sure it happens though more than you think.

00:36:25
Speaker 2: Yeah, Sext. Also the great camera people made all of this happen. Dylan in the back room, Guys Jade representing iHeartRadio. All of the people who make there's so many people who make this great, make this easy for us. It's kind of plug and play. We just sit here, nact foolish and do it for three hours. So thank you again for all the hospitality here at the Fountain Blue by the way. Sunday night, it'll be the Buccaneers. It's Baker Mayfield and Matthew Stafford in the Rams Sunday seven Eastern. That'll start on NBC and PE Matthew Stafford leading candidate for MVP honors. Here all right, final results of the pole question. What do you have for me? Seaton?

00:37:07
Speaker 8: Yeah, we got a bunch of them there. We have the most must win game. A's surprising where people would want to watch the game race to believe it or not? All right, most must win game is the Chiefs this weekend. They've ran away with that. One where people would want to watch an F one race is a casino balcony followed by a TV and then what are you what's the best part of F one? The speed followed by the radio meltdowns? You know what's last crashes?

00:37:33
Speaker 6: Well, they don't.

00:37:33
Speaker 2: They just kind of nudge each other. You don't, Thank God, you know, you don't have those at those speeds that they're going at. Yeah, now we become Formula one experts. I feel like, guy, yes, I feel like that. Seaton keeps walking by where they have these jackets that you can get that Formula one jackets, and he's walked by it a couple of times and he goes, I should I really should get one of those, and then he goes, but you know what's going to happen. All end up be brushing my teeth and I'll spill something on you know that toothpaste on the jacket. Yeah.

00:38:05
Speaker 8: Yeah, that's like anytime you see something you know like they're they're nice, you know, and they cuss a little bit, and I'm just like, you know what, I know that I'm an idiot and I'm just gonna I'm gonna wear it brushing my teeth.

00:38:14
Speaker 2: I'm gonna dribble it all down there. That's not gonna come out and be like, why did I buy this? I'll just go ruin it, and I don't know how you wear it back home right to the olive garden.

00:38:22
Speaker 8: It's not my style, really, but I do like it. I see it, and I'm like, I want to I like that.

00:38:26
Speaker 9: Yes, Marvin, you would only have to listen to like club music when you wear that. You just this is the rhythm of the That's the only music you can listen to if you wear those jackets.

00:38:37
Speaker 3: No, no, oh.

00:38:39
Speaker 2: Yeah, this day in sports history, Paul.

00:38:41
Speaker 7: I got a couple for you. Dan nineteen thirty four of the New York Yankees purchased the contract of minor leaguer Joe DiMaggio from San Francisco the Pacific Coast League. That worked out pretty well for them. Oh and then one of my favorites, if you'll indulge me, The flu lost on this date in nineteen seventy seven. Walter Payton, who had the flu, ran for two and seventy five yards. The flu eat it and the Minnesota Vikings.

00:39:02
Speaker 2: We never talked about the flu game with Walter Payton killed the flu.

00:39:06
Speaker 10: Wow.

00:39:06
Speaker 7: He was probably food poisoned as well, and he still ran for two se of it.

00:39:09
Speaker 2: He had a pizza from Salt Lakes apparently true. Yeah, they flew it in. Apparently flew Park City. Let's see, I remember this. This is nineteen sixty nine. I think on thirteen years of age. Bob Coosey, he comes out of retirement. He's a player coach for the Cincinnati Royals. He's forty one years of age. It didn't go well. No, he was going against the Knicks and Walt Frasier company in it. No. Yeah, I think they lost a lead in the final I think, if memory serves me correctly, the Knicks won their eighteenth consecutive game, but they needed some help here in the final minute and took advantage of Bob Coosey. Yes, Marvel played by play. It was no Mark Dahn. It was so Fraser takes the ball. Yeah, man, it goes COOZI. They can't stop him no more. D Yeah. Yeah, her name's unbelievable. Why you got to talk about that, Tod? What did you learn today? This league is living it.

00:40:05
Speaker 11: Up in Las Vegas means different things to different people, hitting the club, seeing the show, or staying right in your hotel room.

00:40:10
Speaker 2: What did I learn on today's program.

00:40:12
Speaker 11: In his younger days, Michael Douglas was part of a racing team called the Downshifters.

00:40:16
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00:40:40
Speaker 6: Thank you.

00:40:40
Speaker 2: We'll talk to you on Monday.