It's 5:20 Somewhere - Modern Dating, Sibling Beef & Girl Talk 🎙️

Welcome back to it is five twenty somewhere. I am
your girl, Barbie. Oh and I ain't got a smash
for a feature, y'all know, I being no comments, watch
y'all freaking mouth. I am here with the beautiful trap.
How you doing tonight, Mama? I am good?
Yeah?
How you feeling? How you living?
Were fresh and good?
I'm happy to see y'all.
I know right, yay. This is my favorite time of
the week.
Literally, Wednesdays are for the grillies.
How you feeling? I feel good, guys, And we got
the beautiful Ki Ki. And they are twins. I don't
understand how they don't know that y'all are twins. Yeah,
I mean, and still after that real they still asked
on our most recent real, that's crazy? Are they twins?
Or probably because we just always getting like random new
viewers or new views on our content.
Y'all look alike?
Yeah, you're right, But I guess they just thought that
y'all were just sisters.
But they're twins, are y'all?
DENNI we're identical, okay?
Me and me and one of my uncles got a
thing like a girl is dancing the club too much?
You know, that little they listen to like sweaty smell.
Me and my friend, well, she's an associate. When we
were in Barbados, we were like, she was like, we're
gonna dance until we're musty.
Freaking you was you was all, y'all not gonna love
to dance. I want to go into the African clubs
and be like, and I can't, y'all do y'all be going?
Y'all ever went to like the little Mexican nights, No
I have not.
Yes, yeah.
What is that a drink?
Suca? But they'll teach you.
They'll teach you.
I would love that.
I've been to the you know, used to go and
I and they'll teach me and be dancing with me
and stuff. But it just be so loud, like yeah,
it's kindstant they be lying dancing loud baby in it
be fat.
I'm like, I used to have like cover dancing.
I used to bottle girl like this, maybe like a
couple dancing constantly. Yeah, kind of.
Like you was on y'all.
They don't want to talk about it. The dude wanted
that down so bad, so I didn't watch the full
thing right. So when I first he had collabed with me.
The dude was back there and making love. Did you
see don't Why did he do that?
It was dirty dancing, like he's always summer dancing. Literally,
I had him on my story that night, just dancing,
like dancing like a job turkey. So him and the
girl were like dancing having sex on the day, was dancing.
But my thing is, why are y'all doing?
Are y'all powder?
Like, what are you doing?
Girl? So I didn't want to walk by the video.
She was like like what they So in the video,
it's a guy.
He's super cute, super handsome. It's a little uh. He's
a black guy from Mississippi and he does sign language.
So he taught me how to say five to twenty somewhere.
And so when I seen that, I just collapsed with
him on the thing. Well, after they were dirty dancing,
he went into the scene off of Don't Be a
Minace to where they was humping dancing.
Naked on the dance floor and got my page flagged again.
Shut up, I'm not collabing with nobody.
No, I just can't go live. I'm never going to
get to monetize off Instagram. You are, I already can't now.
At first, it wasn't until until July, and I don't
know why.
And now this it's over.
So yeah, but but you just right and me.
That's what I did the last time I tried to
play with us and be like it was I'm.
Gonna have you helped me.
But so y'all want to learn five twenty somewhere in
saying Spanish. Come on, so it's five.
Guess what twenty is?
Twenty five twenty some where? Okay, five twenty somewhere.
Isn't that so cute? Yeah, he's so handsome. He had
came up to me and was like, do you remember me?
I'm like no.
He was like, I was in the club. You bought
me a drink and so I thought I was so fine.
I'm like, you are fine.
So he dea.
He just knows.
Both of his parents are.
Oh and they met. I'm just telling all this business.
And they met here at our deaf school. You know,
we got like one of the top deaf schools behind
the fairgrounds. I think, closer to the fair grounds.
No it's not, no, it's it's it's weel.
Maybe I'm thinking of the blonde school. Is it different?
It's like coming up on blind it's the Blindness School
of the deaf and blind.
I don't know, y'all.
Well, his name was Jay Black, so he go follow him.
He was teaching lance nim like their little basketball terms
and sign language and stuff like that. It was really cute, cute,
but welcome back to the couch. Welcome back to the couch.
I got a question for y'all. What's kind of like
a scenario and without saying you lost the fight, tell
me you lost the fight? Mmm?
She got me good.
It wasn't my best Who wasn't my best fight?
All she did was pull my hair.
They was in there.
It was like, but I still look pretty.
Like the comments on the thing Instagram, it was like
she didn't post the whole video, ma'am. The whole video
was posted. That's what it's supposed to be.
Tell me you lost the fight with the first round.
Listen, they jumped me. It was one person meal. Like
what I heard y'all was some headbusters back in the day.
That's why y'all couldn't relate. I was gonna say, had
to sit it or explain a ill for real. I
got beat up one time and I was younger and
I tried to fight a girl that was in middle school.
I was in elementary, she was in middle school, went
to go far. She tore my ass up.
I was just like, she was like the things every
time she hit me, sing and sing she did.
That's wrong.
I was with where I grew up. But right there
I ran home to my greedy house. I was like,
I hate this bitch.
They were and they wanted to.
Go fight her.
But yeah, that is so funny.
I wish the hell my my daughter would tell me
that in middle school or just be her up.
But the thing is I started with her.
That's what you get now is my my son? It
was my son. He just asked me yesterday. He was like, uh, Mama,
has t t ever slapped you? And I was like yeah,
he said, has she ever punched you? And I was
like for sure? And he was like, so did you
ever fight? I'm like what, I don't follow her more
times than I thought anything like me, he's talking about you. Yeah,
we didn't slapped and punched on each other since. And
it's just so crazy because like we used to fight
so much when we was younger, but it's like the
older you get and you get into it with your siblings,
like if you bump, we liable to never speak again.
Like you really be even in a moment where you like, damn,
I really want to put on, but you just be
like I don't want to fight my sister. I really
don't want to take it there with you. I was
the only girling in my house, like my dad has girls.
But so I never experienced that. And I've never really
fought my little brothers. But they used to fight like
my little brother They used to chase each other with
knives and forks and all kinds of crazy stuff.
And I would just be looking at them like, but.
Y'all, brothers, man, stop look them sibling fights. It goes
down in China Town. When I say, like, them be
the worst fights. Like I could fight Joe Schmoe off
the streets. I'd rather fight one of you bitches. I
don't want to fight her, especially you be in the house.
It's not nobody there to.
Break up going there, y'all up.
I mean, I remember we fought somebody that we went
to high school.
It just reminded me.
They sent me a picture of our last day of
singing year and he was like, yeah, and you said
you had to scratch on your forehead because you and
Trop fought the night before.
I'm like, yeah, we did, and we was fucked up
at graduation and everything. Oh y'all was fighting.
Girls ship we haven't. The marathon continues.
Did you used to fight your sister?
That's crazy?
But I'm sure y'all stopped for real at a certain age.
Mm hmmm, because you're the oldest, right.
Yeah.
See, I didn't fight my brothers like that.
I don't know because I'm way too old. But we
just didn't fight. I don't know they fought each other,
because what are we fighting for? I'm in my room,
y'all get the hell away from me.
Yeah, my sister, she looked crazy THOUGHMI.
Shout to the geminis.
We got a Gemini used to chase me with knives
and stuff. That's something that was about, right.
Did you pull a knife out on me before a bitch?
No? Yes, I think you did when you were pregnant.
No, I did not. I put a knife out on
Oh chat. Did y'all used to fight? Y'all siblings like
cats and dogs? I want to hear about it in
the comments because I don't know.
I can't.
I can't relate. I think that's crazy. Stop pulling and
get real in the field for real. Let's let's change lanes.
Let's get into our game. Kiki. Okay, So I hope
y'all got y'all's questions ready, I have I have one.
I'm getting out the mud. Okay, you can go last,
be all right. So basically, take a shot if you
cannot name a player off of.
Space Gym that's not Michael.
Jordan mm hmm, like a that was a real NBA player.
Yep, I don't look.
Now, can I name? Good job?
Guess what I'm about the cheap Lebron James.
No gym?
Specify no, because wait, what is the Is it called
space Gym? It is no, I said, except for Michael
Jordan's So you know about that one?
MARYL Anthony on there?
Alright? Take a show. It was on there. It was
on there, Charles Barkley, who else? Even Larry Bird?
Was he?
Who's the bird? Was on there?
What I just said that what's his name?
That was a good one.
Oh ship, I just took a shot. I don't know why.
You just want to drink You got mine milk? Oh
you sent your question. You was ready if you don't
know who this is, Oh, I know who that is? Wait?
Can I say? No?
That is?
We gotta say it together. Let me know when you
get it.
She No, that ain't her. No, I don't know.
You don't know, Okay I do. I think I know
who is Asian Wilson. Yeah, okay, that's what I was
gonna say.
But the red hair is throwing me off.
Take a shot.
No, I promise I was gonna say Age Wilson because
I was about to say, she's really popping and she goes, no.
I take my shot and she goes, But that doesn't
keep taking shots too?
What the fu? That didn't look like her though she
had a lot of Makeup'll just because when I felt
so proud of myself because this dude was like name.
He wanted this girl to identify five of the w
NBA players and I got like three of them out
of there. That doesn't look like her. That was a
bad picture. Trap. No, you can tell it's her because
her face. Yeah, I guess I know who Asia Wilson is.
Though the other one, the first picture I had was
her and her pink wig. I didn't want to use that.
I felt like that one would throw it up. That
picture you used was really tea though. Yeah, I want
to use good good picture.
That was a really good picture.
But yeah I didn't know that pink wig with the banks.
Yeah it was so we go in sports.
No, it don't have to be. That is so funny
that we both did sports things. I want to say
in the sports thing too. Name someone off of the
Spurs team that's not Wimby Dean. Okay, last name, uh, Brian.
I only know his name because.
My baby, fuck?
Is it Johnathan?
It's an animal I don't know.
I know his name is Darien, So I'm cool. Okay,
you got it?
What about you?
You don't have an animal?
It's not n Darren. Okay, now you name one. This
is my question.
I was watching it and let's see off of the Spurs.
It's m M.
I don't know. I know Wendy, I know Dearrian Fox
or how you say his name?
Darn and it's a it's another one. He short characteristics
do not count, physical traits. Do not people be knowing
what we're talking about. Okay, so you don't got one.
I already took my shot.
All right, one more round?
Yeah, drink up again. Mm hmmm, another round.
About herself. Okay, cool, okay, all right, fit check, fit check,
get your starting with Tropp and the girl. He said
to start naming what we got on. They want, they
want links, They won't everything. This trap is going to
be sacks. Fifth Marcus, Louis Vaton, Christian, do your Prada
Botaga botaga body. Where's the dress from Amazon? Okay? Amazon,
we love it Amazon. She has Christian.
Do your shoes slides today in a bow, take a purse.
The Maxine because they said we don't be wearing maxies
no more.
They said, all we be wearing is uh Georgia Taran.
We love a go Maxi dress.
Where we dropping? Where were from? Kicking top?
Hey, come on, we love a good rainbow. Fine. Seen
Louis on the slide and the boobs is booming, and
I was trying to look at it. Peers, Miami, are they.
Talk about this before?
Mom? Nipples nothing to see you, mom, nipples they don't
look big.
Let me see, well you thought there was pears.
Look your nipples biggest already here she got them. I
was gonna, oh my god, you know what I meant
to show you my boobs and ask you if you
could find my school are.
Volunteers this tribute what a great guy, Amazon yellow hands.
And then some kirk got.
Your little platforms that were on sale a few years ago.
Thank you.
They look the white looks. So please let's keep the
camera up.
With the dust defeat.
Please don't bother me.
That's pretty embarrassing.
I got independent dimes on my mind. Who's I got?
I got a question though, So when me and the
guys was pie and we was like, have y'all ever
had an experience like with somebody stunt? Have y'all ever
had an experience like that if the dude stunk or
you had like a little situation going on.
I don't have a niggad boss.
Smell like mustard mustard, same mustard.
Mustard.
I'm like, who the fuck was you cracking?
Did you see it through?
Yeah?
I ain't licked the balls though, Okay, y'all let the
balls alone. But I didn't like.
Mustard.
He had a stinky g exactly that. And then of course.
My pH was thrown by a few days later. I'm like,
then he was passing on stinky cat. No, I was
my motherfucker. I went and got the right away. I
don't play that ship. If y'all see that real with
the sacophone, saxophones getting louder after you crack anigg and
they start getting louder and louder because.
You know your pH is about to be thrown. I
don't ever know when that's coming.
I don't know. You You start mentally in your head like,
oh man, I've seen no y'all, I've seen a comment
on this. It was this this guy's post.
Right, and he's he was fine.
This girl on the comments gonna say raw and until
the rooms think next.
We was like everybody in the comments like.
Hey, this bitch is funny. We're gonna dance till we
musty up in this mother.
No, if you if you get like an all night
or Mike, it's gonna smell like sw it's gonna smell
like sexweaty booty, sweaty boss.
It's gonna smell like sex in there.
Y'all know I'll be having going through my little love phase.
It ain't need a phase.
I'm gay, so you never had it, you never experienced
and I probably back in my heydays gave you out
some stinking I'll just keep it real with y'all here.
I'll be trying to keep it really like that, you know,
I'm sure, And like you said, like when you got
in though you really don't have no reason to be.
Why would you were out in the world, Well unless
you going, unless you're cracking after the club, or you've
been out all day or and that's what I was
about to say, Matthew talking about the girls that Dan's
line the club. That's me. So if you won't crack
me out of the club like that, your own risk,
its gonna be like I might have been that ass
all right and smell like bounced that ass as I said,
Oh no, but my head, he asked fragrance with doucy.
But men like that they do. I ain't gonna hold you.
I had a nigga who used to be like, hey,
can you just try not to take a shower all day?
I hate to cut you.
They like that little that little.
No, let's that's pharamount to Twain. Let's revisit this, and
I'm gonna revisit it again on club five twenty because
I was also out this weekend and the guy was like, yeah,
they be roasting you on five twenty.
I'm like, yeah, they do.
He was like, man, when just said, yo, get up there, stink.
I said, you did that?
That was crazy, Barb.
Ain't never get on here a lot like that. What
what the hell? Hell y'all listen on that?
Did you far something that I'm like, Oh, was he
just trolling? Like that's what I know?
I'm talking about that the day of or did you
fart that day?
Like no, this is the thing.
I don't know what day it was.
And this is the thing. If I if I ever stunk,
I just I'm gonna smell at first. I ain't never
smelled myself around these niggas, nor do I even be
close enough for Jeff for Jeff to smell me. But
he was just being an asshole. But the way everybody
in the studio.
Went up in a roar, they must have been talking
about me.
I must have stinked a little bit. I don't know,
really must have been sitting on that flight getting from
the back of the bathroom. I might have been a
little harder. So I don't know, you're a human, barb.
I didn't think. I ain't.
Ye know, we're not claiming that.
So that's why comes to the club. Was like yeah,
y'all get up there. Think I did the same thing.
I did that in the club.
I said, smell it. You don't think get up here
is insane?
Insane? That means you think for real, You think for
real for a man to be up close and personal with.
You and be like I'm wrong.
It was a little a little twin too, but like.
To say, my get up air stink. Yeah on television,
but you can't even smell me through this camera for real,
so I can't even debunk.
So everyone just think I think. And then this other
dude told my friend y'all heard something about her the
other day, and it was that same week. I said,
people think my stink.
No, they don't. I opened the door for you earlier
like flowers and rainbow.
Yeah.
I don't know what she was about to say that.
He was about to.
Yeah, because what he's about to say, you said, open
the door for you, I thought you about to say
I he hit me a little bit the wind blew.
I don't have got a for that. I don't think
I take good care of myself. Hm. Enough about thinking
ass and we can vouch we be I'd have been
up close in personally. We didnet shared hotel rooms and everything. Ye,
she thank you, and I had danced around them till
I was musty. Yeah so.
That's a face and oh yeah, you know how girls
do we be doing this?
Yeah?
Smell it.
I ain't get awa for nothing. Oh yeah, okay, I'm
putting so. By the way, I really want you to
know that I was really a warrior last week, because
I don't you understand that I went to I went
to Atlanta and then as soon as I got off
the plane we hit the road. I was wondering what
she was doing in Atlanta?
You know what I was doing?
Yep. Also, by the way, speaking micro, so, I was
trying to do a heavy bang because they're still like
in their little ugly phase right now. They're like peeling
and getting lighter, and you know they go through stages.
Because you had that before.
I never went back for my second round. So you're
going back to Atlanta for your second round? Yeah, I'm
gonna go in a couple of months. You rich, But
so that wasn't my first time going. Remember I drive
you to Atlanta before, like years ago. Annoying and it's
so crazy my life.
It was actually horrible.
I even think it was just her I hate going place,
and she drove the whole way there and back. You
hated it because she's a passenger princess or just yes,
she's lazy.
She she just wanted to sleep.
I ordered us some food because like she got her
I roused done.
So I was like, we're in a room.
I'm like, oh, I ordered us some food, got us
some little drinking drink. This bitch sleep, Yeah, so lame,
like whoa through any activities though? Now well we were
still ready to go out, and he was like, I
need a nap, and I just wanted to respect everybody
on the thing.
So it was cool.
Yeah, I would have bad yea, I thought I did.
She was literally and that just she just used me
to show for her. No, I did not.
I really thought that we were gonna have a lit time,
and I ended up feeling really bad because we get there.
First of all, we get there and the lady who
I was booked with, by the way, she's really like
known in that industry. She's been on like reality television
and everything. Girl, we get all the way there, this
bitch cancels the fucking appointment to the point where I'm
like texting her I'm calling. I'm like, look, me and
my sister just drove eight hours for this.
I'm like, I'm gonna need you to make.
Some shake, right, shut up, Cautino.
She don't be.
She don't be chripping bag is up because keg about
to take tooth flights there for her brows.
That's what I'm talking about.
She don't need you no more, no so anyway, So yeah,
I'm like, we gotta make some shake. She's like, okay, cool,
you can just come to my come to my house
and I'll do it. Right, So then we get there,
will I get there? She's trying to butter me up
because she knows she just tried to cancel my appointment, right,
so she's like, we taking shots to case Azul and
all kind of shit, right, she too, No, ma'am, you
need to be sober while you're doing liquor. Is a
blood thinner, y'all to say, and literally on the instructions,
like the pre care instructions, it says do not drink
twenty four hours twenty four hours prior. Right, But this
is the lady, Sam, let's take shots or whatever. I'm like,
all right, you're the expert girl. So she gets to
doing my brows right, and then I get done. I
Katina comes and picks me up. Y'all, I am out
for the count. Mind you, throughout the appointment, she just
kept wiping and wiping because clearly I was bleeding. So anyway,
so then I get back with Katina. We had all
these plans to go out and have fun and shit, y'all,
I am down bad. I'm talking about like, can't you
didn't know? Shit, pimp in distress. We just in the
room the whole time because I'm fucking dimner sick. I
don't know what the fuck was going on. Yeah, So anyway,
then I finally get the courage or the strength to
get up, go to the bathroom. We looking in the
mirror together and I'm like, so do you like him?
This bitch gonna say, you look surprised.
I'm going back to bed.
So yeah, that was basically that girl.
Get home.
We didn't do shit because I was so sick the
whole fucking time.
Get home.
I had a nigga at this time. He's like, bitch,
what the fuck happened to your face?
Girl?
Cause my whole it wasn't even like this, Like I
don't know, my skin was rough, it was swollen, like
I mean, my whole ship was like my whole forehead
was falling off. She looked like sausages.
And she still popping in the industry.
I don't think she's actually in the field for real,
Like I think she just like owns, like you know,
the businesses and stuff like that or whatever.
But so I had got.
Into it with my nigga at the time, like a
week or so later or whatever, and we like on
FaceTime and were going back and forth or whatever, and
I like roast. When I'm really shitty, I'll get to
roasty or whatever. He had her friend around him, and
he was like, he was like, okay, he was trying
to be funny. He was like, you was just looking
like Frankenstein. Now you want to talk shit each other.
He roasted the fuck out of me. I couldn't even
be mad more after that.
Well, I'm glad you found a sufficient artist.
Yeah, I feel good about it. They look good, they're
they're still like they gotta get darker, like the skin
look kils off.
They get lighter and then they get be careful.
So with these in the beauty industry, these people like
you said, will cancel apartments. They don't be having a license,
they be on bullshit. So just be careful, y'all. Just yeah,
you just do your research with your doctors too. And
it's crazy because you really don't want to bad mouth nobody,
but you should have bad mouthed her. I don't care.
I'm all supporting black business and stuff like that.
But ma'am no, I'm sure she had her appropriate life.
But bitch, why the fuck am.
I already have sensitive skin?
You don't know that. But still, it's just like, why
would you have us drinking before the appointment? Yeah, they
looked real good. How much were they they were like,
so the initial appointment it was like around five or
six one hundred, and it was like five hundred, I
want to say, and then to return it's like two
or three something like that. But yeah, and there's this
other girl. She she charged a g though out in Cally.
She's Asian. She does really good too. But I like
this girl. If y'all end up liking the result, i'mna let.
You know where I ain't got no money for it.
Sounds a good thing.
Words on the rocks. We didn't even introduce our drink
through mine yeah, so we just rent it back the
Nashville Knights. It's the watermelon drink. The recipe is on
our page. So make sure y'all tap in tequila. I
think on the Nashville Nights, I did lemonade and lemon juice.
We did.
I kind of did like a little margarita this time,
but you had the watermelon in there.
Yeah, what was that?
Green? Shit?
Meant meant we had basil upstairs.
But I kept that ship in my cup, in my
glass and you confrigerated the whole entire time, and I
kept putting lemonade and tequila and it So tap into
that recipe. It's in our Oh, it's in my Nashville drop, it's.
In my Nashville.
Don't get into that. You need to make us some drink,
like three different drinks one night so we can do
that one trend, that one reel where they'd be like,
we're gonna do it next episode. Please remind me we
got to get here on time.
It was like, yeah, they was a scissoring Yeah, but.
What no wada forever the Anime one or or the
freaked Out one, freaked Out one, I don't know. I
don't know where this one girl, like, that's cute. I
think the freaked out one would be cute on this
white couch. You gotta do the one where they put
the drink on the ass. Oh you said a cup
on that.
Bo's fact considered cup on that.
I need y'all help with the words on the rocks.
When we was in Nashville, all right, the me and
in Nashville were so hospitable, like that Southern hospitality was amazing.
We was like, I can't even call y'all niggas, like
y'all are real men, like y'all are real gentleman. But whatever,
For whatever reason, they kept saying, I see moron, and
so Google says, it's a figure of speech that deliberately
pairs two contradictorary. I say that word right, contradictorary, contradictory
or imposing words right next to each other. And so
all of them had these crazy nicknames that just didn't
make no sense. I don't even remember what the last guy,
but I do because his name this thing he's gonna
tell us his name was Poe. And then he was like,
but I'll go buy money. I'm like, oh money. They
don't even go to get like it's a little oxymoronic,
and I'm like, oh, you're a smart nigger. This was
the second person that said it to us that night,
and it is the first read.
What did he say? His name is his name?
Red Eye's one of them, one of them. But he
said something he read but his favorite color blue and
he cripp He was like, it's the oxymoron.
I was like, okay, we.
Heard one night that's gonna be words on.
The rocks, okay, and then words from the block.
I feel like this is Indianapolis and inspired out the Gate,
which basically means like all right, bed or okay, use
it in a sentence, good baby, who hood baby?
Me mm hmm, I'm saying out the gate.
Called her a hood baby.
I was about to say you, she said, who's the
hood baby. I was about to be like, not us,
we from out north.
But a lot of the mombou out north be.
Some of the main ones saying it because the people
out of north be trying so hard to be hood
that they gotta overly talk and say out the.
Gate they.
Say something so messy.
But I'm gonna leave it alone.
Shout out to the north side, the north side, what
do you mean the North what it used to be
a little run down now it's man all, y'all came
from nice, two parent homes, y'all, that's not true. If
that's the case, we can say the same thing about
them far east side niggas then warring in them up
and house, like, let's not out the mud, out the
it's out the mud, y'all.
Let's not do this device to talk man divisive?
What's that words on the rocks, dividing each other?
All one city, stop the violence whatever.
We in the middle. We are in the era of
diaspora wars, gender wars. This is like the whole like
black people, for instance, all the different versions of black people.
It's like black is a diaspora.
Like we've got so many different We've got Black Latinos,
we've got Africans, we've got Black Americans. But they make
you year us.
I wasn't worried about including nobody and nothing. Supremacy.
All right, we're moving, We're moving down the.
Studies. At her school moment, all they see.
Keep it keep it cute, keep it cute.
It's the summertime.
And Trump. We talked about this last last week, but
not on the episode these moms.
With these big old fat booties taking their kids to
the parks.
What is the proper attire for a woman at a
family pool? Just at least attempt some coverage, like don't
have the because you know a lot of the bikinis
now that they sell, they're like pretty cheeky, Like don't
have no throne, no g stream, no super cheeky as
bathing suit on at the water park or the family pool.
Stay that for the beata or say that vacation or
when yo, when a nigga fly you out to Miami
to get cracked, slaving for that. Don't fool me out
to Miami to get cracked. And we went to a
pool and it was kids there and I had this
thronge on. So what see, that's why when we go
on vacation.
It's over.
It's adult. Everybody's start subscribing to Patreon right now, if
you're not already, it's about to be five twenty somewhere
in the motherfucking traffics.
Yeah, I ain't ready.
They happen.
Birthday to the twins. I cannot wait our birthday.
Shout out to our sponsor.
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We got the best producer in the industry. He sponsored
our trip for the girl's birthdays, and I mean, like yeah,
because no job. He said he had to go be
a mel jigglow for a week to sponsor our trip.
He don't even want to turn it accepted. So spirit
ain't flying out no more. So if it wasn't for milk,
I wouldn't be able to make the trip. So I
just want to say thank you motion Malk. You are
my favorite vate favorites.
Whyan, Yeah, you are appreciated.
There you go. He didn't want to turn and look
at us. Where has been at ship? Molk my son
was singing that song. I said, Lord, spend that ship, Son,
spend that ship. But we didn't say shout out to
all the Geminis. Happy belated birthdays. And jeff my Son's
birthday is this weekend. I hope that he gets taller
and he goes to the NBA and be like you
so he can buy me a nice house and a
nice car. Let's start training me now, he said, I
need to give him some pills or stretch him or
do something with the little boy. Let's get to doing it,
because his father he'll hit his little bro his daddy
this big, I'm this big.
He might get to me a mouth height mouth the.
Height of his daddy.
I'm told him about not your.
Daddy, his daddy. I'll tell your milk. Yeah, you might
be telling daddy. You know what they say about the
body count. You know, you gotta take an entry or
two while right, really five eight? Is he he's taller?
Don't do no, no, but it's like he's tall when
you get when you stand next to mouth, though, he's
taller than what he gets. Like one time I stood
up next to him, I'm like, oh, you're taller.
Than I thought you were.
You know what, It's so funny. He came like, damn
you look you're taller than you look.
Okay, is he not taller than me?
Yeah? Yeah, I don't know them compact nigga, you'd be like, okay,
you cozy compact niggas is crazy. As long as you
got a head on me and I'm taller, you're still
taller than me. And heels. That's the biggest thing. Just
be taller than me, heels like the same height, not
the same.
Height, taller at least a couple of inches taller.
So that means they need to be a little over
six feet, No girl five three and I wear eight inch.
He'lls getting.
Platforms and kitting heels. Drop the video milk.
Five three and five five, brown eyes, real thick in
the thigh, that's me.
Yeah, so I've seen this. Y'all know how you be
talking about niggas? Ain't me in and Dad, I said,
I just want your reaction to this.
It's about the pisces, y'all.
What did he get in the car? And do hopefully
call the police on He's sitting in the car while
she's trying to jack it up in the ring.
He's not even holding the umbrella.
It's real, keen sh.
You like that?
You would never do you like that?
Your happy pridelem to him? He paying all the bills?
May no, I doubt it.
He don't even he know his out there don't even
look like.
And if he paid all the bills, sir, I would
hope that he was paying for triple A.
And he's in her car.
That's why he don't got a car.
He's in her car. That's why he's doing that. He
letting her handle her business with her car. Like nigga,
you already riding in my car. You don't have a car.
No, be damned if man, that's nigga.
Yeah, yeah, you're not even helping.
Hello, I will be if she I don't know if
she knows what she's doing or not.
You could just like walk it, walk him through it
while as he does it, I'm gonna delegate the task
to you.
What this is disgusting. You're walking home and this I
would have left the car now watch.
This show and then they judge us like this is
what's wrong? Like hello, do I not see what your
peers are doing? Like this is? And still it goes
back to women holding these niggas accountable. You tend for
a nigga not gonna get your ten toes done?
Bar, this is crazy.
That is so ugly. She needs to get up, girl,
get up, like girl, get up, and he needs He
would be walking home like, man, it's cool.
I'm gonna call my other nigga like literally, no for real,
But then he would be ready to you know, do
the you gotta go because I'm calling my old nigga
telling to.
Me like, hey, I'm here with this nigga. He's not
trying to help me with my tired Can you can
you please send somebody or king after the.
Weekend, I had.
Team Wyan Team Wyan, and so I'm not.
Gonna let you say that we got to call the
old nigga for that.
Old nigga. I'm not talking about past nigga, like the
nigga who always take care of the handle ship. That
is so funny. I literally called a nigga I called.
This was a long time ago, but I just was
on some drunk ship one night and I like acted
like my was like my was fucked up, and I
just called my old nigga. He was really going to
I'm like, thank you.
That's the drunk always.
That's one thing about it. We always got somebody we
can call. I don't couple. You don't even I'm talking
about even distance.
It's it's like people I ain't talked to one years,
but if it's an urgency or an emergency, I can't.
I'm just kidding everything.
I just made me think I need to see him number.
Just let me just for GP.
I need to see him my new number. But yeah,
I'm malk.
Whys Yeah, listen.
Take me through that.
The mattress. Maybe I don't know.
I just said I had a good time.
Why did we get all damn we.
Didn't do that curveball. Take a shot.
If you were one who most recently got cracked, drink up,
be Kiki what you've been doing. I ain't been doing
the fuck ass thing. It's been almost a month for me.
It's been I think I'm out and running.
Malk are you in this? You're in the game mouth
last night?
Last night, you guys some morning coochie who who it's
gotta be between y'all two. I ain't gonna take that
the wrong way because I was cracking this. We kid,
it wasn't.
It wasn't dis claimer.
They gonna clip that up. They're gonna be like, oh
my god, Barbie's cracking mouth Malcolus twenty two, y'all.
Take me to jail twenty two, Take me.
To chill.
But yeah, I'm over.
I'm I'm yeah, yeah, okay, still got her groove back,
but I was. I wanted to say this during fit check,
I forgot if you could get any team jersey turned
into a fire ass jersey dress, which one you're gonna choose?
The Pacers?
Yeah, pacers, But if we're going off of colors, I
think the strictly colors like like a fire, like a
fire ass look shout out to the pacers.
I like green, that's pretty.
I love green. I want to throw back Sharlette Jersey cute.
It's so fire, it's cute.
So you you made up your mind you on team
looking back at it, he has he's your old niggas
and it's just you yo, got mouth. Sorry when get
clicked up my asses, grass.
He's gonna be like, this is mister bigs.
You doing mister bigs because he be, He's gonna leave
a voicemail.
That's what they do.
I'm gonna play it on my on my album and
I can say that.
He asked, y'all.
He is intrigued, manx federal.
I don't need you to get my phone cut on
your phone.
But no, the vibes.
He was older, he acted more mature.
He wasn't that young.
He's not that young. He about four years younger than me.
He young, mature.
I don't do that because you're very choudy. She was
very childish in the group chat like why was you
playing with me like that today?
What was the reason? I just he hell, y'all, I
was just waiting on him to troll.
Y'all.
I'm like, okay, so it's just me.
Viral Patreon. Oh that was from the.
Universe. They stayed clipping, kicking up, they stayed catching you
in action. One on one video, God Tina text me.
She said, bitch, got you good.
She was like one on one video where she was like, no, y'all,
I been said this. I did not make this up.
I take some big as ls on the couch, y'all
your time still they got a hurt.
Oh my gosh, it's so funny. I'm alright, hoop, let
it go. Let okay, but I'm like you, we gotta
delete this comment, and she deleted.
They got you too good. They had her.
It looks like the cocker was like, all men are black?
What the fun is his name? No, I gotta see this.
You look like the cockrow chop of men in black
Ellien when she when he got bro she's look wait
when he was just a skin.
Oh that is so funny. I got to see the
stand Still A.
Man in Black was a good movie. That was a
good ass y'all. You got me fucked up?
Look like right there yet that one she kind of
looked like they had her looking like that.
She was boring the sugar water more more.
Sugar, y'are her fucking bust?
It was that that's what she I really did. I know,
I looked like that because I already knew what she
was talking about. I'm glad, you know. And then back
to me just being a girly pop. My favorite thing
from shout out to the Knicks. My favorite thing is
to the Knicks. Y'all know. I don't care about I mean,
at least it stayed.
In the East, I guess.
But I just liked everybody in the audience. The Fits
were going you know, New York's some fly ass people,
so the Fits were going crazy, that's all. I was
looking at Big pers Wife with the tims and ship.
Oh no, they had that ship on like a big
pers wife.
Jordan's big car. I'm like big cat Jordan. Yeah, I'm
happy for her.
I'm happy. I'm definitely happy for her. Anna Taylor was
looking fly fire like the Fits. I didn't see Kylie
this last game. I didn't see this last game though,
But baby, the Fits be crazy in the audience.
I love that.
New York is a fly ass state.
I was you like, so you just met him, I
met him my DM. I met him, my DMS.
You met in the dam.
We've been talking and then we just I'm being so missed, Jesus.
I didn't crack and we was we were allegedly we
were lying.
I didn't creaking, but imbarrassing. Did you already take the shot?
You can't take it back piece, man, I'm so sorry.
Earl was like talking about like I don't like me,
I don't like.
I don't like nothing to respond to. And that's that's
the thing. That's why I was gonna circle back to.
I had decided, like a few months back, I am
not responding to d MS anymore because it's like if
it's like a nigga right me or put in some
hard eyes and I know him or something, then I
might be like thank you, there's no response to or
like if somebody or if somebody like say something who
I know, then I might respond conversationally. But as far
as like the men who shoot they shot in the DM,
not responding to you, I don't know you, Like I'm
not responding to you just because like unintentional.
I would.
I would do like two's and fuse maybe, But now
I'm not doing none of that, because it's just like
you could like C C T and bitches.
When you done wrote me. I ain't worried about that.
It's it's like it's just no, there's it's not intentional
at all, Like you just don't like this.
I feel like a nigga could n.
Ten bitches and just see which literally wake up a
big cart and that's fine's back no more. I feel verified. Yeah,
but that was my thing. I was like, I really
wanted somebody to like approach me in person, because how
do you filter out the dms to say this is
a weird. Though he ain't talking about it's hard, but
the vibes was just there. He waited the ninety days
and I guess because it wasn't in person, but I
was going somewhere with this, yeah, ninety days, but I
don't know. I had a point and man I lost it.
I had a flashback.
So yeah, I don't like nothing new.
I like what I used to. I don't really like that.
That's what I was saying though.
Remember we were saying, you guys were saying that y'all
wanted something from out of town. Y'all, y'all, y'all got
to y'all want to expand out the Midwest. So how
you gonna meet him? Definitely?
Probably I sainting a little something out of town, out.
Of town, a little some She on the gas station
right now, she's talking about ship. What oh, y'all was like,
what you give me your number four? If you wasn't gonna.
Y'all, do y'all know that colin niggas a Rabs?
Is like no, no, no, it's like some urban ship.
One time I called, I said my daughter in front.
Of my daughter and she was like, mommy Arab.
I was like, oh, I guess that is there are
Arabs Like she's like yeah, Like what's an a Rab?
And I'm like, whoad is that some urban ship to
be calling them a Rabs?
I mean, but the thing is it's Arabian, I know, but.
Regular people and that don't go with a rap or
Arable's it a Arab Arab?
That's no, Arabian and Arab don't sound the same in
the beginning the same thing.
I know that.
But I'm saying, we can say because.
That's some urban ship.
If you're saying Arab, you're probably urban. Regular people say Arab.
Damn this show is so un seriously, you know, because
what the fuck was that?
All right? Anyway? Yeah?
Yeah, yeah, no, because you don't know that I can't
remember and had so many niggas I can't remember their
favorite color.
So everybody on the couch been on dates though recently,
you too. Yeah.
The last person I went on a date with met
him in person.
I love this. You you don't know. You don't know
nothing more about these niggas you meet in person than
you mad meaning your dms either exactly. So might as
well meet a ma in person at least I know
you're a vibe already, the vibe. That's the thing. We
have been talking like, yeah, I don't even like talking
on the phone. We were talking no different, Your situation
is different. Is this my man?
He gonna see this and run off.
You gotta talk, So you got a man now?
No, I ain't no man. Now, Oh my god.
Let me get the pressure applied first and we just
we vibing. Charles is still my man as it stands still.
If Charles pays for me to go to this trip,
Charles is my man. Yeah. So the man, no, I said, grades, grades, and.
He's gonna be like, yeah, I see the little podcast.
Meet what you need?
You about five hundred charles. I need twenty five charles
for you all. Ass. He said you never rode first class.
I wish you would write first class on was like,
happy birthday, clean y'all get well first class. Then we're
all up the stove.
It we first class.
Y'all can be first class.
We called in see thirty one now, But that's exactly
that's my birthday. It's my birthday. When it's your when
your birthday coming up, you could pull all the stops
call this my birthday coming up, watch me and take notes.
But yeah, I'm frying frying frontiers, these spirits, So y'all
have your ass left that home frontier.
I swear they did me like that two years ago
on our birthday and I was in Indianapolis.
I was at the crib.
The thonges is about to be crazy. I'm so excited
for this trip.
Yeah you know is out.
I ain't wear nothing.
But let's try now to change.
Ental flaws and I.
Might get my titties done down there. If if y'all
send enough money, if you go to where I want,
they never mind, I'll tell you a little bit.
Do y'all research on your doctors in the beauty industry.
Listen to me, ladies, because they'll put an internal braw
on your ship. Give you a lift and wait what country?
Well wait, America?
Oh okay, America, that is yeah.
I want I want to get them lifted this year
and then I'm never not having more kids.
A fuck, no, no, thank you, you.
Got any more? You don't look serious. I'm so for real, y'all.
You're gonna be pregnant in six months.
I'm we're gonna be on that show.
You're gonna be like, we're gonna have a baby.
And pregnancy don't even go to They don't even go together.
It's ironic.
Yeah, listen, but we've been saying I wanted to say
shout out to all the other female podcasters. They've been
having a lot of other shine from behind the likes
is pregnant and she's a boy mom. Okay, she looks
so cute, weezy off of a decisions decisions.
She just got married or engaged, and I'm so happy
for her.
She was like, bro, one of us will be.
I wonder who who y'all think?
Me and my Wayian Okay, all right, yeah, yay, we
would you.
I would let you be a bridesmaid at my wedding. Yeah,
I would cry because I was excited that you're invited
me on your birthday trip.
Well, she said I could come, and then I was.
Like, let me ride about.
No, I didn't come out of air and say, Barbie
come on our birthday trip.
She said, can I come on? Let me have my mom.
Talking about our birthday trip to our sister, and I'm like, yeah,
Barbie's coming, she said.
I mean I already knew that. It's only right.
Y'all are like a trio. We are figured out a
way for it to just be us three okay babies
to cut that.
What else? What was coming?
What do you mean because none of your friends could come?
Because gonna be.
Ya, gonna be up.
I treat y'all's friends with a lot of curty.
Cursey and fucking friends. Bitch, we are each other's friends.
Are Barbie got?
That's not my fault that your friend got, mauthy, that's
not my fault.
Who side? But always talking about she said, she's courteous
to my friends. Were on the trip. They're like, yeah,
we used to fight each other. I was like, y'all
used to fight each other? What a happened? Did we
say that? Yes? She did because they used to be
some friends.
Because I didn't even.
Know that she did. Yeah, i'mpdaying on a fight when
we was one night when we was getting jumped, she
was one of the bitches no way, Yes, I was watching.
I was like, bro, the tea was super hot that
that trip.
And then this bitch late the one she was like, yeah,
I said your own nigga's name in my sleeping My
nigga drowned me. She was like, but I'm like, this
is the thing trying to talk to us, and she's
her friend.
Was so invested and I'm like, hold on, hold on.
She's like, yeah, hold on, this is some serious shim.
What now what she jumped in our fight? Yes, when
we used to get jumped. This is one thing about it.
We're twins. But I swear bitches always don't like me.
Ten times.
That's dislike. So anytime we get jumped, like she always,
I'll get jumped by more people. But or or I
was just I was just holding my ground. Really well, Kiki,
shut the fuck up. But listen, the situation got even
weirder because she was like the same girl and she
jumped in with y'all later jumped her with.
The same girl or something. Isn't that how that went?
Nah, we never jumped her. We never jumped her.
However she ended up didn't How we ended up being
like cordial It is because me and Troup was getting
jumped another time and the.
Girl who.
Was jumping us though the reason why your friend jumped in, uh,
for it was the girl's initial fight. She was the reason.
But we got jumped like a couple of years later
and she jumped in. It was just us too, and
it was like five bitches and she jumped in for us.
How does like crazy?
For sure? Yeah?
We all because this is no, it's just that whole.
They always gonna try you when you like skinning and pretty,
like when I say we heard so much coming up, like, oh,
y'all some north.
Side bitches like they will always say that ship.
Like I'm sorry, my dad's an engineer. What the fuck
do that mean? No, my daddy House was gazing him
by his motherfucking granddaddy. O, thank you. I will also
put this nor ass. That's what you had to point to.
Didyall did y'all say anything about the A, T and
T box.
Nah, he ain't asked. I was on there like sisters,
please don't jump me. He'd be watching our show.
Cause he just came over my house.
Yes, he had seen the girl. You know it was
an accident. He don't care.
You don't care. You not our first friend that can't drive.
Earl.
You were saying something while we was in the midst
of going back and forth with that.
I don't remember.
Damn that whole your friend jumped in?
Is that not? Like through me for a loop?
I ain't even know that.
Ain't that crazy?
I was just like, oh wow, this is weird, but okay.
So she's such a nice person and crazy like you could,
like in girl world, you could fight motherfuckers and you
could really get into it with bitches and hate them
and and they could really be decent people. Damn, I
should have asked her, So, who did you? Who did
you crack?
No? Probably me, probably.
The worst end of this. No no, no, because one
time you was beefing with the one girl and I
got a real big bitch.
But but we didn't get jumped that time.
True, I was fighting this one girl one on one
and her big ass cousin. I'm talking about like a
three fifty four hundred pounds Listen, they ain't fight with
so walking away over here fighting, Oh ship, I'm over
here fighting my the girl that I'm fighting.
In this big bitch bitch.
She was, I'm fighting, so this girl must be looking
at my friends like, okay, so the friend bro.
She walked up to Kiki, push your Kiky go flying.
I did not fly anyway.
She pushed and that's when I was skinny. She like,
you are something too old man? He said, no, fight,
what's over? I'm like, bitch, you gott trying to fight.
Me now, y'all.
We was six of us, gotta fight you. You've weigh
three hundred fifty pounds.
I was already skipping off after taking my dub.
I'm like, by y'all yo, because this bitch is good
for that ship is she don't give a fuck, like
she'll leave you to dream. But I didn't know.
I didn't know you was back there getting bullied. And
then Kiky was mad at me.
Afterwards, she was like, you got to fight a regular
girls wanted to fight me, y'all. I'm just like bitch
folk pretty like.
That ship to me, I got in a fight because
the truck already said this before.
When my motherfucking foot was broken, this bitch was nowhere
to be found.
Oh yeah, she just she just beat and I was
I was drunk that time.
I would have been like quick something when I'm drunk.
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