and the Baby Daddys - Jax Taylor and Beau Clark

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Speaker 1: All right, good afternoon, good morning, and good evening. Welcome to give them Lala with Randall. Now you're wondering why you don't.

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Speaker 2: Hear Lala's voice for the first time, it is because we have a special special podcast today.

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Speaker 1: I have taken over the entire podcast because all of you complain that I talk too much.

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Speaker 2: So this is my platform.

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Speaker 1: You're gonna sit and listen for forty eight minutes of me talking about whatever I want by myself.

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Speaker 2: No, I'm just kidding.

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Speaker 1: It is a special podcast today because Lala and I have decided that it is a big moment in our life having a baby. We thought, what if we did a special podcast where the new the uh expecting Fathers come on together and we chitter chatter about having a baby.

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Speaker 2: So I want to welcome my two guests.

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Speaker 1: This week on Expecting Father's Week, Jack's Taylor and Bokeler.

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Speaker 2: Can we can we actually change the name of the just for today and like give them Randall with Jackson baw Oh my god, give them Randall. Let's start.

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Speaker 1: Let's start, all right, I want to welcome YouTube give them Randall with Jackson Beau. Hello, Hello, I would just keep it all Yeah, I like, I'm not cutting ship.

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Speaker 2: No, it's just how creative. Well, I like it. I like it.

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Speaker 3: I really like this office. I'm glad. Maybe you should put a picture of Laala in here somewhere. I know there's not much room, but if you could get at least one.

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Speaker 2: She is always watching your she is always. I mean, if you guys could see this room, there's also four.

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Speaker 3: There's there's alternatives, there's about the pillow, and.

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Speaker 2: There's literally like fifteen photos.

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Speaker 1: She is here, She's want to tell you here. Also in the bathroom of our house. Very beautiful face is everywhere on the wall pit.

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Speaker 2: So you definitely do don't do number two there never you can be there. It's fine, but I would just I would not want to do number two with a lot of photos of Sasi.

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Speaker 1: So, guys, first of all, want to thank you guys Tim.

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Speaker 2: Some people are.

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Speaker 1: Tim your opinions don't wanted to do. Okay, uh back to back to my stars, Jacksonville. So we're all having babies. Bo, you were first.

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Speaker 2: I'm the first time the trend starter. Yeah, I put mine in first. I put my I'm the first one in the group, Jackson the first one in the group to do that. I was second, I was second, I was third, But I'm having the only boy. True. True, We're all scared about that. You should be, you should be.

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Speaker 1: So you got so Laala and I've talked about many times about when we found out, the moment we found out, how it was, you know, bo.

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Speaker 2: Just take us through your day, like the day you found out. Did you do it together? Was it plant? You know, the whole thing when she missed her period? How did how did it happen? So we just, oh, my god, this is really bad. It's not bad. But we did it on Easter, like we wasn't planning planning for it. Obviously we weren't planning for We just weren't being careful like we normally were. And then my mom the next day on on East Or she messaged me something I think it might have been after Eastern She's like, I had this dream that this Native American was calling me mau mau and they lived in Louisiana. So she did some like research, and I guess native Americans in that area mau mau was like a certain thing for like grandmother. And then she went to like being just like you know, southern mau mau mama. So my mom had a dream the night of no we conceived, and we were like no, no, no freaking way. And then all of a sudden, when we backtracked to the day that it was that easter, so my mom had a freaking my mom had a freaking dream. And Native Americas was saying, mau mau so she's a grandmother, and we're like, well we weren't you know, careful last night, but you know, nothing's everything's like never thought it, never thought twice and then you know three weeks later or now, now, how do you how do you do? Just go buy the test that see me? Yes? How does that day come? Where you go? It's two days before Cinco de Mayo, and but the month before Stasi was like a week late. And I was like it's fine. She's like I'm a lead again. I was like okay, but it's like you don't need to check. Let's just you know, it's two days from Cinco Demayo.

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Speaker 3: Like oh yeah, you don't want to put it on your head because then you'll feel like if that way, if you do drink it, like oh we didn't know.

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Speaker 2: But if you know ahead of time, you'll you'll feel guilt, right, yeah, of course. So I was just like, you know, like we don't know, so like, why why would you even go to Yeah, she already had those things, yep. So to Brittany, she already had them. Yeah, yeah, six of them. So yeah. She so in the morning, like she's like, okay, fine, and then all of a sudden she comes up and like five minutes later, I'm outside reading she comes up with like this thing in her hand and I was like, what is that? And she's all read and I was like what is that? She's like I'm positive. I'm like, what do you mean You're I just asked you not to do Like, what do you mean you're wait, you're positive. I'm like, don't take another one? Go take another one. So then I sat out there and I was just like and she comes out. I did three and came up with all three. She already had the three, yeah, and she had like the one that wrote like you're pregnant, Like yeah, like so do we I'm like, oh, I'm like I'm just shook. I'm just shook. And like I was, here's tears or no tears, no tears, I'm just shook, like I'm not not not fear. I shot shocked. Shock.

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Speaker 1: I was shocked first baby, first baby, big big moment, and I didn't you know, I feel like I was just already so much shocked from COVID.

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Speaker 2: And this is like the beginning of May, and I right, we found on the right in the beginning of May. Oh my god. So I was just like, okay, I just like I had literally no feelings. It was just like I was invited, but I just I was like, no in a good way.

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Speaker 1: No, of course, but by the way, so let's go back those shocks tell us your thing.

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Speaker 2: Okay.

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Speaker 3: So we started after Obviously I wanted to do this baby right after we got married. But then again, I wanted this whole year to be like, Okay, let's travel a little bit. It's gonna be the last year before we have kids. Let's get all the traveling out of our system. Let's have some fun. Then COVID hit, and then we were talking about the I'm like, do you really want we tried during this we don't know how long it's gonna last. Is it's gonna be a really bad I didn't know. I didn't know if I was gonna I were gonna be able to get to the hospital when you're born. The hospitals we didn't know. So then a month goes by, right, and I'm like, that's not that bad. So the first month we had the app. I don't know the name of the app. It's an app that tells you when to have sex basically. So the first month goes by the app. I was off by a day. I was in the pink day. Let me tell you about fellas. By the way, how extremely romantic this was. Okay, So if you don't know.

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Speaker 2: I do your chores, Jack, Yeah, well no, it's like mama needs it.

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Speaker 3: So like, I don't know how all my junk friends did it over the years, but it's extremely hard to get a woman pregnant. There's one red day and then there's two pink days, one day one before. So when we tried the first month, she called me and I was like cutting the grass. Of course, right, it's like two o'clock in the afternoon on a Tuesday. Okay, I'm not in this sexy mode. I'm sweaty whatever. She's on the balcony, babe, it's time. She goes, well, we're off by a day, but it's time. I'm like, okay, Well, she's like, I'm doing this. She's like, you don't have to be romantic, just get in and get out.

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Speaker 2: Yeah.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm doing my choice. So I get up there, I get up there. It's Tuesdays or sex. This is or well it's grass cutting, grass cutting, grass cutting almost let's see that you like grass cut I know that's why.

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Speaker 2: Oh my god, mind you difficulty. Mind you.

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Speaker 3: It's two o'clock in the afternoon on a Tuesday. Okay, I'm not you're not. I'm not trying to get man, I'm fucking horny as fuck.

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Speaker 2: I'm cutting the grass. You know what I'm saying. I'm not. So she's but it's a get in. We're daylight.

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Speaker 3: We'll try it anyway. It didn't work. Next month goes by. We're in Kentucky. Now we're on the day it's binging my thing. We're packing up the airbnb. We were in Kentucky. We're packing up, ready to go, and Brittany goes, well, we got to get this in. It's it's now, it's we're not going to have time. I'm like, okay, we do. So the lady, the maids are the maids are on their way to clean up the airbnb. We got like two hours before. We have to get out of the house before the maids come, so we knock it out.

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Speaker 2: Sure it hit.

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Speaker 3: And so we were in Kentucky when I now, let me ask you, wait, how I found out?

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Speaker 2: How you found out? That's what about four in the morning.

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Speaker 3: Now, Brittany goes to the back from about every five minutes, right, so I'm used to it. She gets up and she has a bathroom anyway, So this morning she got up, like five am. She comes out or sitting sitting in the bedroom. She comes out of the bathroom. Oh my god, Oh my god, Oh my god, Holy the stick. I'm pregnant. First of all, it's four in the morning. I'm sleeping on my stomach. I'm like, what I thought someone was breaking in the house.

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Speaker 2: I thought the dogs were in trouble. I don't know. But it's four am. I'm like, what what what? What? She goes, I'm pregnant. I'm pregnant.

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Speaker 3: I'm like meanwhile, I'm half groggy. I'm like, oh my god, Like, oh she got I go already? Sure, she goes, well, I got five more tests. I'm gonna take them off in her mind made her decide to She had you in the bathroom. She wasn't feeling good, she wasn't she just it's five am.

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Speaker 2: She gets up and she probably just she has it next to her her bathroom.

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Speaker 3: She's got her she's got her menstruation sticks, she's got pregnancy sticks, she's got all kinds of sticks.

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Speaker 2: Okay, so she takes the pregnancy test. I go, baby, I mind you. I'm groggy. Ah, yay, I'm great.

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Speaker 3: I'm like, okay, maybe go take another one, just to make sure. So she goes takes another one. Then she takes another. I mean, like you said this one pretty much said Jack's Taylor, you are pregnant, basically said, and stop taking these tests. You're fucking pregnant. So she's got four and she's holding off my hand. Of course I gave her up a big hog.

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Speaker 2: Yes this happened. I was just I was in shock.

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Speaker 3: You both were shocked, because, first of all, you know, I've partied a lot in my life. I take a lot of supplements. I smoked a lot of weed. I didn't think it was going to take the first couple of times. I just didn't I would. Yeah, I thought I thought like I was gonna have to go through a detox, like maybe clean it all out.

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Speaker 2: You know, people were telling me, Jacks.

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Speaker 3: You smoke too much weed. Chill on the weed because it's not. In fact, Rob was telling me. My neighbors were telling me relax. I go, oh god, you're right, I'm gonna have to stop smoking. And I started smoking with my father died. I smoking my whole life. But you know, I thought maybe I was like okay, but no, it took. It took, and we're good. And five months in that's amazing.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, it's amazing. Yeah. So here's a question. Here's a question. Will you in the delivery room, both of you, will you look or not? Get out of town? Get out of town. I had a massive I know, in high school, I had to go to summer school, so I was going to take an easy like a in health class. And back in I think this was probably ninety six, so I had to watch a health video of a pregnancy. And the videos of ninety six were basically from like eighty seven, so they had a full frontal camera of that. And the next thing, you know, I started watching that and then I woke with the infirmary I passed out and hit my head on the the like the desk next to me and got a concussion on that. And then from that experience, every time there's a like a birth on television, I get chills that my mom says, like you were type like with some of like clients like that. That affects guys, So do not look. I'm not going down. But then I have like my Italian birth father who's like YZ, You'll know I was here with you in between yo legs waiting to pull you out let me situation that's not happening. I mean not by the way. I just want to tell you I'm I'm with bo all the way. What about you, John? I I had this. It's funny. I had this conversation last night. Literally last night.

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Speaker 3: Bridie was like, you're gonna have to film this because we're not allowed to have a lot of people in the room right now. So I got to take on like three No first, my time out. I'm not filming the vagina.

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Speaker 2: I'm not. I'm gonna pan up from the knees.

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Speaker 3: As like you know, as the baby comes like this, I've got a pan you know, side Like.

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Speaker 2: I feel like ask like DPS from vander Pump to give me can't can you give me some some tutorials of how to do this pand up?

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Speaker 3: But Brittany's like, she's like, you are one hundred percent filming from the knees up of the whole situation. So she's like, we have to we don't have we're not allowed to have anybody in the room. You're gonna need to do it all. You might even need just get.

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Speaker 2: A really long and just hope that I have a good angles. Amazing, Jack? Do I got it? I got it right? Am I good?

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Speaker 1: What are you the most? This is something that I ask a lot of my friends when they're having their first baby. What are you most nervous about? Being a father? What's the thing if you were to just guess today without the baby in your hand, what are you most nervous about?

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Speaker 2: Like, there's so many I actually did, Like I recorded myself talking about my fears. I just haven't posted it, wow, because I like it's just like a domino effect of like when the stories, you hear things, so it's like, is she gonna you know, like if you lay them down for too long, they can get like a flathead or something, and then what happens if if I put her on the couch and then refunds like running on the couch, or then what happens in the future with like boyfriends, and then what happens that she's driving, and then we'll go right, and then there's so many other things.

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Speaker 1: That like it's like, it's like father, It's like, it's amazing how protective you're becoming already, because you're really close.

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Speaker 2: Now you're how many months away? I think we're almost I mean we're over thirty weeks, so we have like maybe almost two and a half months.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, so it's like you're really already kind of in the zone now, like you're already Yeah, that's neat and.

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Speaker 2: What do you what are you most? A lot? How about a lot more than bow?

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Speaker 3: But right now it's the dogs have my mind. My dogs are so protective of Brittany and and my they get really territorial. So the dog situation for me, you know, they told us to put bring baby blankets and stuff in the hospital to the.

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Speaker 2: Dogs, so they get used to it. Oh that dogs are extremely protective.

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Speaker 3: But yeah too, I mean right now the dogs are sleeping on Britney's belly.

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Speaker 2: They know the baby's there, like they know. I have a feeling that they know. They're all sleeping, extremely protective of her.

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Speaker 3: I just hope they don't get too protective where they snap at the baby, you know, like that's what's my biggest spit.

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Speaker 2: Because that's you know, you have a little you know, infinite. Yeah, you're worried about the dog. The dogs bigger than the baby. But like, but but every but everything refunds. So she definitely like she doesn't leave Saucy's side. It's weird, really, and Luda is like, you know, her brain is small, so she does. She's just like, treat, treat. I have no idea, you know what. I it's funny.

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Speaker 1: I never thought about dogs in a slight until I was with Laala, who's so upsetsed. My mother's also upsets. But it's funny. Laala's dog and my dog are dogs. Now, Okay, our dogs are mixed dog family. Girls are home, the dogs sleep with the kids and don't know our name. When the girls are not at the house, they sleep in our bed. So it's something about children and dogs that's very connected.

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Speaker 2: That's a really interesting point I think about that. Yeah, our dogs sleep on our bed too, always every night.

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Speaker 3: So that's another thing that you know, we're going to have the baby for a while, the baby's going to be next to our bed.

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Speaker 2: And that new thing, yeah I got. I got the same fifteen hundred dollars piece of plastic moves. It is crazy. You know what my dad did.

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Speaker 3: My dad threw me an egg carton box, all right, egg carton like you know, you Nmber. Back in the day, my dad worked at a grocery store. He had, you know, boxes of eggs came in these big boxes. So we used to go camping a lot, and they used to put me in the egg box. Yeah, this is the eighty eight.

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Speaker 2: I was never in the egg box. I was an egg box. They probably put me in a pizza box. I was in an egg box, you know.

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Speaker 3: And you know, and we grew up like hey, here here's a toy. Here's a box, go kick and play with it for twenty minutes. Like it's just the rules of change.

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Speaker 2: Now. You know, at least you had a sister. I was the only child, So it's like that eggbox would have probably been like a freaking adventure wonderland. You had somebody to hang out with four years later, we're four years apart. But yes, okay, but still yeah, it's a big difference. Yeah, none, you know, yeah, no.

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Speaker 3: I agree, it's I mean there's a lot, there's a lot going on through my head. I mean everyone's saying it's okay. You know, you don't remember babies are They're meant to get knocked around a little bit. Like you know, you see that commercial where the mom's so protective and by the second one our kids running around like in a machine shop, oil all over.

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Speaker 2: It's kind of like that situation.

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Speaker 3: But I think after maybe six or seven months off, But the first couple month, somebody like, is it sleeping too long?

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Speaker 2: Is it sleeping? Is it's not sleeping enough? Is it breathing? Is it breathing? Is it supposed to breathe that much? Is it supposed to laugh? Is it supposed to laugh that much? Is?

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Speaker 1: Like, you know, I I know both of you pretty well, and I would say that you guys are going to be obviously phenomenal fathers. But I think you guys are so you know, I just think you guys are going to be such epic dads and so you're gonna you're gonna figure it out pretty quick, like I think. I think it's gonna happen pretty quick for you guys. And I think that what I'm most excited about. I just want to say this because Lola brings up a lot. I didn't really think it through, probably until this moment. The fact that our kids are gonna grow up.

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Speaker 2: To get together. That's great, that's great.

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Speaker 3: It's huge, especially since most of us are transplants from here in our family family. Our bloodline is not here. So we do need each other. And it's gonna help, especially when the kids go, you know, go to classes. It does, and all we all can help each other. You know, we have birthdays and Halloweens and Christmases.

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Speaker 2: I cannot wait for that stuff.

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Speaker 1: I think it's gonna be so fun, have these big group Sunday outings at your Disney World.

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Speaker 2: On the PJ.

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Speaker 3: Yes, dropping that Randalls thinking about it, Randall's Randall's new backyard.

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Speaker 2: Trying not to hit the baby with the PICKLEBALLNA Like, it's too close to the baby. But hold on, let's go back to you. What are you? What are you fraid? Because you haven't had a kid in a really long time, so it's starting it's starting over. Yeah.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I'll tell you it's all new for me, and I I tell that to Lala every day. It's like, I mean, this is you know, like I'm excited just because I don't know it's I'm older, you know, I'm more mature now, I think. I mean, that's kind of laughable a little bit, but I honestly think that I just I'm excited for Is it weird that I'm more excited for Lalla and I am myself even though I'm equally excited, you know what I'm saying, Like I'm so.

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Speaker 2: Right, Like I'm so.

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Speaker 3: Excited, but my wife has been, she's been you know, this is their first, their first kidd but the mother.

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Speaker 2: It's something about that.

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Speaker 1: There's just something magical about watching Lalla start to glow, Like every day she gets like, Okay, let let me give.

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Speaker 2: Lalla props for one second.

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Speaker 1: First of all, she's a stepmother to my two girls and she crushes it and she's phenomenal. And to now have her own baby that she's giving birth to, I am like the biggest cheerleader in the house. I'm like, and the girls are so excited, they're like they can't wait till the baby because so I just feel like it's Lala's moment, you know, even though I am so excited to welcome our new daughter, watching Laala be so maternal, you know, so in the right word boats, but you know, just just watching her, like like just touching her belly every day and laying in bed and I'm talking to our daughter and I'm talking to her stomach, and she's just so protective Lala's I've never seen her like this. You know, she's protective of me, she's protective of my girls, or consider our girls, but you know, she's protective of her dogs. But the protection that she puts onto a safe, healthy environment.

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Speaker 3: But I undergrad what you say, Like I see what you're saying. Just watch like they just they I don't know, they don't know where it comes from, but they just you see them, and you watch them, it's almost like a different person. It's like they were born. It's like their instincts kicking. And she's, like I said, constant rubber belly, constantly aware. She's very aware, and just the way she touches herself, the way she glows smiles, and it's like and I think You're right, it's a little bit more to them because they're carrying this child, right, They're there from the beginning.

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Speaker 2: And it gets heavy, Yeah, gets heavy like Becaustas is like you know, like months like no months before at least that. And so her belly is big right right, and like you know, just her like sometimes when she it's like when she has like this like one like a short shirt on and just like lifts up the belly. I'm just like, God, that's so hot. But she's like holding it. She's just like holding it. It's like always like hugging it, always holding it, loving it. I feel like that energy that she's putting through her hands and her love is just like you know, just shooting into the baby, you know. So I feel like that's what mothers do. Yeah, you know, so that's why that protection. It's like, it's just it's beautiful to watch. Here's my question to you bo.

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Speaker 1: We need advice because Jackson and I are just coming out of the first try Master, which Jackson I share notes all the time, which is emotional rollercoaster right hormone fourth of July, right, and we and we are very loving and very understanding and all and and every we just share notes and we strap in. We have rough days, we have eight days. We love our women and we and we stay about them. What should we expect when they get really uncomfortable and the baby is as you know, where where Sassy is now?

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Speaker 2: Okay, so where she's waddling? Yeah? Basically, well you just yet. You know, first of all, Stas is totally different. I don't know much about Laala. I know the Brits just always you know, from her posts. He's like always like like just the normal stuff that you read in books, like she's sick, like like what's going on with you? Jacks? Is like every book that I read is basically what's happening to you? Like seven day nothing. All the books that I spent money on to like learn about pregnancy had nothing to do with me. Stasi barely ever got sick. She wasn't like, you know, there wasn't no Dark Passenger Season one, Stassy as a pregnant, nice woman, you know, there was no craziness. So it's like the only thing I say now that she's getting bigger is just like she's tired more. We have a lot of stairs in our place, so it's like walking up. So it's like just doing things for her, whether it's like she can't been down a lot, you know, or it is, but it's just such an effort. So, you know, I'm cooking for her, I'm helping her just like everything like physically, right, So, but I don't she.

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Speaker 1: Doesn't have the movement that she had before. Is it tough for her to sleep at night? Because I know she she sleeps.

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Speaker 2: There's also like like there's like doctor recommended like sleep things to help you that's helpful, you know, So she takes Lala takes that. Yeah, so they all share.

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Speaker 3: They all have a like everything that they all do the same ship, right, Hey, you want to pill.

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Speaker 2: Just take it on the table. But I you know, I just feel like, yeah, it's a total different it's a totally different thing. So I don't really know what to say because everyone's different. Like I don't know how Lala is actually Lala.

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Speaker 1: Lala was didn't feel great obviously the first three months, but not as bad as I thought she was going to be.

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Speaker 2: And now she's pretty good now during the day.

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Speaker 1: At night she starts to feel a little nauseous, but nothing that.

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Speaker 4: Start exercising with Jenna she's she's, she's she Well, she was so frustrated because for the first three months, you know, she'll always talk about, you know, part of her sobriety working out is something that really so not be able to work out the first three months was really tough first.

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Speaker 2: So I think she's but they say, if you're used to working out, keep doing it. Yeah. Yeah, Well we got a Nordic track and so Stas has been walking, I've been running, So that's wow. But I feel like the thing that COVID, like everything's in a way just sucks because of COVID. So normal things that I feel like that we would be doing as a couple, as she would be doing as like a pregnant woman, that she would be out more, you know, trying to like get more sun and enjoying things with their friends, you just can't especially just like yeah, so it's it's it's like it's it really sucks, like the confinement that we that we author buyselves in. I agree.

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Speaker 1: I give a lot a lot of props because she is she she was on doctor instructed you know, uh, somewhat bed rest where she couldn't do any activity. But now she's clear of that and she's out there working out and it makes her, it makes her happy, you know, like physically.

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Speaker 2: So I think, uh, I feel bad, you know, like because Britney's having you know, and.

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Speaker 3: She she's the opposite of you girls. I mean she literally since she's been pregnant, maybe not been sick. It's easier to say not been sick, maybe five or six days. Wow, she's literally I woke up this morning on the way here, she was thrown up. And she knows it's coming, like she knows every morning. I set up a bathroom. She's got her a case of water in the bathroom, casey gatory. I put towels down by the toilet. I'm not allowed to use that toilet anymore.

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Speaker 2: And there's like it's.

00:23:27
Speaker 3: It's it's it's a sanctuary in there now because she's in there so much and she knows it's coming. And I'm just like I I told her the other day, I'm like, are we gonna be able to have a second one? She's like, you, damn right, we're having another one. I'm like, I just watch her going through hell, like absolute hell, and she's like she can't keep anything down. She's constantly throwing up the doctor said, this is totally normal. The baby's fine.

00:23:46
Speaker 2: The books I read said it's totally toilet normal. Like everybody's supposed to beel here.

00:23:50
Speaker 3: I mean, I guess the b the who's the what's the lady in England, Queen Kate whatever, she went through the same thing, apparently. Yeah, she's been reading throwing up every single day till the day she was day she gave birth. So again, like you said, every woman is different, you know, I.

00:24:06
Speaker 2: Know Sacy has a lot of fear that the fact that everything's been so good, like the birth is going to be the worst, this is where you're gonna have She's gonna be like, I mean, she's lucky.

00:24:17
Speaker 3: She's lucky, I said. But Brittany's a trooper man. She does not let it get her down where most people would be like crying and this and that. She gets through her pains. She's still like, you know, for the reveal, she was sick on that reveal, but she manned up. Like there's times where she like yesterday, for instance, she got pretty to go out for an event and she's like, I put makeup on for the second time in four months.

00:24:36
Speaker 2: She just feels pretty.

00:24:37
Speaker 3: She wants to take some pictures, like tonight, I want to take her out. She's like, I just want to feel pretty, you know.

00:24:41
Speaker 2: And I feel like a lot of the girls go through this.

00:24:43
Speaker 3: I don't know, but I feel like a lot of the girls when they're going through this pregnancy they have obviously their bodies are changing.

00:24:47
Speaker 2: They don't feel pretty, they don't feel loved.

00:24:49
Speaker 3: So it's important for us to make sure that they are loved, you know, whatever they need. Like I've been literally I went to it with Randall de Vegas for what twenty four hours maybe a little bit more than that, and I came home. She's, oh my god, She's like, oh my god, I'm so glad you're I was go ahead to go downstairs getting water and this because I'm literally doing exactly what you're doing. I go get her because I feel so we don't have to go through anything. We didn't get this to her, Jack, exactly, you need this. I feel bad, So I like, literally, I'm like, what do you need now?

00:25:14
Speaker 2: What do you need? You want talent all? Do you need this? Do you want? Do you want pineapples? Pickles? What do you want?

00:25:18
Speaker 1: She's he's weird, cramped by the way and Jack's defence. I also becomes support me on my pickleball term in Vegas, he came. It was supposed to be two nights. After the first line, he goes, you know what, I feel so bad. I want to go home and I have to be with my wife. I mean it was like, yeah, and you went home. You went home early. I mean you got up six in the morning.

00:25:34
Speaker 2: I just felt bad, you know.

00:25:35
Speaker 3: And the more Brittie goes, no, go enjoy yourself, that makes me even feel worse. And she was just like if we were arguing and she's like, fine, do whatever you want, I be like okay. But when she's nice and says, babe, I want you to enjoy yourself, then I'm like, shit, right, I do have to say that one thing that Stuss does. You're saying, like Britty put on makeup twice. Stuss puts on.

00:25:52
Speaker 2: Stuss gets together, takes a shower every day, puts on makeup because there's nothing to do anything right. So it's like, but for her, like putting on makeup and just and makes her feel pretty, and she does, you know, she looks pretty. I always love no makeup, Like what she wakes up in the morning, librarian, she had glasses on, and like that turns me on. But for her, it's like the routine is putting on makeup because we're locked in and she needs to feel pretty. And I feel like women should start doing that. If if you, if you, if you're in the same boat that you're not feeling pretty, do you like your normal routine that you would do if you're going to go out?

00:26:23
Speaker 1: One hundred percent agree, that's what makes it right, that's what And I agree because I always tell Lala when she waits somewhere, I'm like, babe, you look beautiful. Let's get in the cargo to the office. She's like, I haven't putting makeup. I'm like, you are stunning as is. But like you said, some woman putting on makeup feels whatever makes feel. I don't argue with it, but I always let her know.

00:26:43
Speaker 2: Like you, you look perfect. Also, I've learned too from going to the grove when we will sit out of the grove like some other women be like, oh my god, you are so beautiful as a pregnant woman, I've realized that me giving like affirmations to Stacy really doesn't matter. Does when other random women come up to her and they're just like, oh my god, you are you are a gorgeous pregnant woman. She just lights up. So if you're like this, just go up to go up to pregnant ones and tell them how beautiful they look, because it is literally the best thing that another woman can give to a pregnant one. I agree.

00:27:15
Speaker 3: Every time somebody says that to Bernie, I'm always like, thank you, thank you, because not like you said, of course we're going to tell our wives that they're beautiful and gorgeous, say that's expected.

00:27:23
Speaker 2: But when other people do it, oh, no, women, because yeah, I walked off like that's what I mean. That's what I mean. I mean other women do it. I like a gay man can do it.

00:27:32
Speaker 3: Women and gay men can do that. I've never seen a regular random guy you ever do that. You're right, just just women.

00:27:36
Speaker 2: But I'll tell you what. I'll tell you what.

00:27:37
Speaker 1: That's funny that you say, because Laala, when I post a picture of us where she's completely natural, she flips out. Sometimes she's like, babe, and I'm like, please let me post the picture. You look stunning. I post the picture. It's the most commons I ever get with like, oh my god, Laala looks stunning, Laala looks epic. It's like my biggest most like pictures are or when I Hostess just as Is and I'm like, Lali, you don't realize how beautiful, like in your mind, like when you wake up in the morning, you don't think you look beautiful. You are stunning. And it's the same for you and Stossey and same for Brittany. And I think, you know, we have to give them affirmation, like you said, but at the same time, you.

00:28:17
Speaker 2: Know it's tough to fight that battle.

00:28:19
Speaker 1: But when other people, when Lala sees the comments, she's like, oh my god, they love this picture.

00:28:24
Speaker 2: I'm like, babe, really builds people up. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I think pregnant are beautiful. I don't know if it's those prenatal vitamins or whatever. She's glowing, her hair's gray, or she looks beautiful. I agree.

00:28:34
Speaker 1: We're gon, We're gonna take a quick break, come right back. So we are back with give them randall with bowen.

00:28:44
Speaker 2: Jack's all right.

00:28:47
Speaker 1: So producer Tim came up with a game today for us to play, kind of like the Newlywed game, but the new Baby Dad.

00:28:53
Speaker 2: We can baby daddy's.

00:28:54
Speaker 1: Okay, I could be you can baby a baby daddy h new father game, new father game, expecting father.

00:29:00
Speaker 2: Yeah, we be baby daddy's because you're married. You don't have a plane, bro. Wow, is just going on? Okay, Timmy give us the questions.

00:29:12
Speaker 5: So basically, so just to clarify, I'll ask you the questions and if I'm asking Randall, you answer on behalf like four of the kids of jack of.

00:29:22
Speaker 1: Okay, like so yeah, we're basically giving our opinion of the question is how well do we know them?

00:29:29
Speaker 2: And right? Got it? Yeah? Okay, all right, let's.

00:29:31
Speaker 5: Try so out of the three of you rate each other on who's going to be the strictest versus the least strict as parents?

00:29:39
Speaker 2: Okay, so like one to ten, yeah, one to ten.

00:29:42
Speaker 6: Or just like say, you know, who do you think is going to be the mi.

00:29:45
Speaker 2: Strict out of us three? Okay? Okay, okay, okay, I'm gonna say out of one out of ten, Jackson is gonna be seven wow, and Randall's going to be like five five and a.

00:29:54
Speaker 1: Half because it's like I feel like you're gonna be less. I am I saw get that part. Yeah, I say, unless they get so out of line that I have to. But so I rated Jacks out of nine okay, because I just think Jackson is going to keep his house in order. And bo I put you in like a six six and a half, like like you're gonna be strict.

00:30:14
Speaker 2: But not I'm having a little girl. So I'm gonna be the less strict. I'm like, I'm the fun dad people, that's me. I'm the fun dad. Like that's what I have is gonna be the one who's gotta be like strict. So stay with Lalla by the way, ye okay, go ahead.

00:30:29
Speaker 3: I have for myself a ten. I told you, Randall, I have a five. Yeah, and bo I have a five.

00:30:40
Speaker 2: Wow.

00:30:40
Speaker 3: I just because I think Susy is going to be the strict one.

00:30:44
Speaker 2: Even if less even if Stussy is not, I'm going to make that happen. I'm gonna make that happen. Stuff will be like, go do this. I'm like, maybe it's okay, I'll do it for you. I got you, Yes, I got you. Fun dad, fundad love me more, love me more, due follow yours. I'm literally gonna milk Daddy's girl for like for all it's worth I'm with you, all right.

00:31:07
Speaker 3: Next, I mean, my kid's not gonna hate me, but he's just gonna he's gonna know what's right and what's wrong, and he's gonna know not to fuck up more than like.

00:31:16
Speaker 2: You see your grandfather's corvette, You better do those dishes. You won't get that when you're sixteen.

00:31:21
Speaker 5: That's right, Okay, Next question, what age do you think the dads will allow their kids to start dating?

00:31:30
Speaker 7: Oh?

00:31:31
Speaker 2: Hold on, Oh there's a good one. This is a good one. Hold on, I got that's good. I'm having them. I already got mine. Just your number. You can't age age? Okay?

00:31:42
Speaker 6: Do you think their kids will be allowed to start doing?

00:31:45
Speaker 2: Okay? Oh god, all right. I basically wrote eighteen. When she moves out, that's her. But I also want to be like that stereotypical eighties dad where he like opens the door and he's not standing there like the shotgun, you know, but you know it's not a shotgun, and he's like and he like looks up and he's like, who are you? Exactly? Did I order a pizza? Exactly? I want to be the dad that bust my balls of every girl that I dated back when I was younger, and they were kind, but they did the thing and it's like, I'll do it in like a very fun way. But guys, but I'm actually looking forward to me, like open the door and it's like, you know, you have the wrong house, some guy. I'm like, yeah, what are you doing? Can I see blah blah blah blah, And I'm like, uh, who, I got it, Like I got it too.

00:32:30
Speaker 3: Okay, you can remember this is what almost if you're okay, almost sixteen years from now. Okay, so you got to think the times of how they are right now and think about how the times are in sixteen when they're sixteen. Now, mind you, I have niece's nephews that I hear fucking horror stories that these kids in school, like they have bracelets of what they do, the colors sexually, they like. Kids have cell phones now like obviously a lot. Early I didn't have one, so it worries me. Which again I'm having a boy, it's a little different. I don't think he's gonna want to date my guy on to date with that, and they want to go out with girls and hang out.

00:33:02
Speaker 2: But who wants to have a girlfriend at sixteen knowing you, of course not.

00:33:09
Speaker 3: Well, I did have girlfriends, we know, blowing out right, and the ones that I did lasted a hot minute, man, So I just think, again, we have.

00:33:19
Speaker 2: To predict sixteen years.

00:33:20
Speaker 3: I got I got bo at sixteen for the girl because I think things are going to be a little different. Then I got Randall at sixteen too, but that could go up or down depending on how La feels and myself put I put sixteen because.

00:33:34
Speaker 2: I just don't think. I think he's I'm in my head, I'm raising my kid to go yourself right now.

00:33:40
Speaker 3: I'm picturing my kid is such an alpha male because that's how I grew up.

00:33:45
Speaker 2: You know what I'm saying.

00:33:45
Speaker 1: I know kid's going to be such a sports kid that dating will be there, but it won't be the priority.

00:33:51
Speaker 2: I don't think. Sorry, he'll be the total opposite, because you're going to freaking shove hockey down. Is no, I'm not. Now, he's gonna be like, I want to do ballet and piano now, and that's fine.

00:33:59
Speaker 3: And by the way, and by the way, Billy Elliott movie, ID I would not I would not mind it. If my kid wants to go to theater, he's gonna be if. Here's the thing, I'm gonna throw him and make him so occupied with his whole life that he will not have time to fuck up. He's gonna be in dance, boy Scouts are day Sorry, He's gonna be in theater. He's gonna be in boy Scouts. He's gonna be in tennis. He's gonna be in base He's he's gonna be pick I'm gonna be. I am gonna hey, I'm gonna be in the PTA one hundred percent.

00:34:27
Speaker 2: I'm gonna school. I want to go. I'm setting our daughter to whatever school you're on.

00:34:37
Speaker 1: To watch, throw your ass out of it. You better make Brittay ahead of the pizza.

00:34:43
Speaker 2: Yeah. I want to be involved. That's the best.

00:34:45
Speaker 3: Like, that's why we're trying to work so hard now so I can be fortunate enough to spend time with I love that. I want to be involved. My parents were involved. Were your parents involved?

00:34:54
Speaker 2: My mom was involved, but that worked a lot, right, Yeah, my dad too, but my mom. One of them was always there.

00:34:58
Speaker 1: My mom was always there, right, but they would someone would be there, yeah, always, And my dad was always supportive.

00:35:03
Speaker 2: Like it all.

00:35:04
Speaker 1: I was a theater kid, so he was always at my productions and stuff like that.

00:35:07
Speaker 2: But but my.

00:35:08
Speaker 1: Mom was all anything that you know sideways, My mom was there. So my prediction is bo seventeen for dating. Jack's fifteen.

00:35:18
Speaker 2: The boy is going to start going to the mall and little dates. Yeah yeah, and then I put my daughter, we'll start dating at sixty five.

00:35:27
Speaker 3: Sixty five, So I mean, that's what I said. If when she moved out, yeah, that's this is another up. Another thing mask is the open door policy. We had that at my head that at Migrowing open Door Policy meeting. If you're like, our kids are going to grow up with lots of crazy shit. If they want to try smoking, if someone had tried marijuana, if something, so it can they like if if my son my son, hey listen, hey, someone talked about cigarettes the other day.

00:35:51
Speaker 2: I'm interested.

00:35:52
Speaker 3: I would rather him come to me and said, listen, I will watch you smoke that cigarette.

00:35:55
Speaker 2: I want to be there. I want to make sure if he tries it and you're going to smoke the whole pack. That was my dad. That was that was my dad.

00:36:07
Speaker 3: But it's important though, It's important though to me that my kids can come me listen. I think I can talk to my dad about that, because I knew kids growing up that, oh I can't talk to my mom and dad about that, that's my worst fear.

00:36:18
Speaker 1: I was very open with very old like when I would my parents were very open. They talked to me about everything, and I could talk to them about and I think Laala talks to me a lot about in her family, very similar. So I'm interested to hear. But I always want to have an open door policy.

00:36:34
Speaker 3: Right, sex, drugs, things that are uncomfortable, we have to make comfortable.

00:36:38
Speaker 2: True. And before my mom was a relationship, there was she was also she was doing I don't know the technical term, but she was dealing with like drug addicts and everything before she switched like trends over and like every time I did something, she woul always sa, if you're gonna go outsidef you're gonna do anything, I'm always here to pick you up exactly thing you're not going to get in trouble. So I remember the first time I did like ecstasy, you know, and it was an ebor city in Florida, and I was like, oh my god, I'm not feeling really good. My mom drove and picked me up from Clarida beach and picked me up and I wasn't in trouble, and she talked to me about why did you decide to do that? Well everyone else was doing I'm like, okay, are you going to do it again? I'm like, I don't know right now. I don't feel like I should. But she was very like, if I tried something, I did something, I would call her let her know. I was very open about it, and then she talked to me about it. Then I never had a problem, like I never had like a drug issue or anything like that, because it was just like, I tried this stuff, Okay, cool. It wasn't like you can't do that, and when you can't do something, then you want to do it more as a teenager exactly exactly.

00:37:34
Speaker 3: It's like the reverse psychology. I think we had the same thing at my house, same thing. If we could talk about it, that approach was the best approach. And remind you this is the late eighties, early nineties, and that approach and now a lot of people too. I had a lot of friends that went the opposite direction. Their fathers and their parents. I don't want to know, you're grounded, And what did they do? They don't have close relationships with their kids, or they rebuilt and you look at that, I'm like, well, you know, there's both ways. You don't want kids to try these you don't you want to shelter them from this, But at the same time, you want them to be able to come to you with problems, not just these kind of problems. They're gonna have emotional problems, other kinds of problems that I want them to be Like, you don't want to be their best friend, you're their parents, but you kind of want to have to Like I dance on that line.

00:38:19
Speaker 2: I'm not here to be your friend. I do want to be your friend.

00:38:21
Speaker 3: Getting from you exactly. And I'm the best guy to come do about all that information. I've done it all, I've done it all, and I'm going to tell you what's gonna happen.

00:38:31
Speaker 2: But that that mentally applies to everything from like even like religion. You know, it's like my mom was I felt like she was with my grandma was shoved down with Christianity that she reversed into a lot of New Age stuff, and then I was kind of shoved with a lot of New Age stuff that I reverted to Christianity. But in a sense of more of like that like the New Age Christianity where it's like it's just not so judgmental, and you know, and and so I'm worried about my kid. It's like, how am I gonna do that? So I don't want to shove anything down her throat, but I want to like give her options, and if she's an interest into something, I'm not going to be like.

00:39:01
Speaker 3: No, because then she's gonna want to do that. I think too, it's important to believe in something. I don't care what it is. I don't care if you believe in a tree. I don't care if you believe in bugs. Just believe in something. Believe in something that makes you you know, there's something bigger than us.

00:39:16
Speaker 2: That's all I care about us. It makes life so much more fun. Right, I agree, you know, I like I like that. I agree with you guys.

00:39:23
Speaker 1: Like being a great parent I think starts with being being a good listener and being good communicator. And if you have that bond with your child where they can come to you, I think that you can never go wrong.

00:39:34
Speaker 2: Right.

00:39:34
Speaker 1: They always can come through that door, and that's a safe place for them to say what is going on, they're having a shitty day, they're having a great day. If they're worried or nervous or or want to experiment, at least they feel they can talk about it, then nothing outside the house is going to be a surprise, right, And I agree, I think that's a great you know lesson.

00:39:53
Speaker 2: Yeah.

00:39:53
Speaker 3: And also a lot of my wife's from U from the South, so it's going to be a lot of yes, ma'am, no, ma'am. A very very polite to people like that's how Brittany. Now, if you go down to the South and you talk to any Brittany's cousin brothers, Brittany's ready. That's why she's gonna be an awesome mom. She raised all her nephews. She's born for this. But if you go down there and you see young kids and how they treat their parents, yes, ma'am, no, ma'am, Yes, sir, no, sir, there's that's gonna especially with the young boy, a lot of that yes ma'am, no, ma'am. Of course, outside well that's fine. Hey, that's I mean, whatever you do here, but I'm gonna, hey, listen, I'm gonna do my part. I'm gonna drill that in at home, because as a young man, that's very important. Yes, ma'am, no man, yes, sir, No, sir. Politeness is goes a lot far. Look how polite Brittany is. She's the sweetest thing in the world.

00:40:36
Speaker 2: Now, to have a young man raised like that would be great. I have a question.

00:40:44
Speaker 1: Let's just talk fashion for a second, because I have done Laala has been ordering on this internet like they're giving the ship away for free. I have never seen more shit, more stylis, shoes, more clothes. She hurt my feelings the other day. So we now have a rule. She didn't mean to, but we have a rule where I am not allowed to buy anything for our daughter without her approval. I went into a store Target.

00:41:12
Speaker 2: Oh, I heard about this, and you guys got in an argument. I didn't hear about this. I went to Target.

00:41:18
Speaker 1: I went Target with one and the ryot and we were just buying some fun shirts that they wanted, and so I bought them a bunch of shirts and I pivoted right and there was like a newborn section, and I thought, what a great respecting father, and I picked it out and on it said something corny like like Daddy's girl something like that, ask your mom, r ask your dad.

00:41:39
Speaker 2: Right.

00:41:40
Speaker 1: But so I was like, we're gonna get this for for the baby, for baby, because I can't say the name. So we're gonna get this for baby. I check out. I'm so excited. Lala's in the car waiting for us. I come running out. She goes, what did you guys get? I showed the little onesie and she looks she can't even hide it. She looks at me and she goes, not even wait, I have to just do this, I imagine, I just have to do this slowly, you know, when you put the effort in, you're like so proud. Well it doesn't have a filter of the duy, but she goes like that. She looks at it, and she goes, that's ugly. Not even a buffer, not even a buffer. Where the fuck is the buffer?

00:42:19
Speaker 7: Like like like you that like like okay, my favorite, yeah, or we'll see right or or that's sweet not my favorite, right it was hum that's ugly.

00:42:30
Speaker 2: Well, at least it wasn't like, no, throw it away right now. No's more or less even on the ground more or less.

00:42:35
Speaker 1: So she said take it back now, she said take it back, and I said, I'm not taking shit back And I got in the car and I didn't speak to her for probably twenty fucking minutes. I'm furious, and she goes, I said, and she said, I hurt your feelings?

00:42:47
Speaker 2: I go, what do you think? Do you know what? You know what?

00:42:50
Speaker 3: Girls have a hard time with the phrase is it what's just such a p pick and choose your battles and is it worth it?

00:42:58
Speaker 1: Now?

00:42:58
Speaker 2: Would your day would have changed? Hey? Hey? Would you about it? Ever since south you got brennant?

00:43:03
Speaker 3: We don't no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no. First of all, listen, as as men we sit there, listen. We just look for a little confirmation that we're doing the right thing. When you shut me down, you don't even have listen. If I buy something like it or not just humor.

00:43:18
Speaker 2: Meat, we can't pig, oh cannot say hey, babe, hey babe.

00:43:25
Speaker 3: A very heavy child he was. That was great for you to think of the kid while you were shopping at targets.

00:43:30
Speaker 2: Thank you.

00:43:32
Speaker 3: You know what, if you would have put in the backseat, you probably would have never even known if the kid warned it or not.

00:43:36
Speaker 2: Thank you? Why did you have to go there with the By the way, it was fucking cute. But I want to say one other things.

00:43:42
Speaker 1: But the funny thing is we barely have any arguments now because it's really about there's this love and then.

00:43:48
Speaker 2: She was pregnant all the time. To be honest, correct, go ahead, but no, but but so fast forward pause on that moment. Just think about I mean, I don't think she wants to know she does it.

00:44:03
Speaker 3: But I tell you what, like Randall said, there's there's something inside her that's more important than you're arguing about that.

00:44:08
Speaker 2: If I left the cabinet open.

00:44:09
Speaker 3: Okay, there's something more important than arguing about what I'm doing tonight, Like there's more important things to argue about that. She's finally realizing that so she can keep that mentality throughout our whole marriage.

00:44:19
Speaker 2: That would be amazing. I'm stepping out of them. Why it's great. No, I'm not saying I have a hospital.

00:44:25
Speaker 3: No, I'm saying in general, when you have pointless arguments with our wives, which I know you all have, you like, no, you listen, I know see you.

00:44:37
Speaker 2: Guys are perfect.

00:44:38
Speaker 3: No, they are perfect. And Brittany, I love you know what I'm talking about what listen anything you know. You know, when you do something just done and you don't mean it much in your way, she just wants to ride you on something dumb. Like for me, it's leaving the cabinets open. She goes on to tone on me on that, and it's such a The toilet's okay, but God forbid the time. Yes, yes, one hundred percent. I leave a cabinet open. It's it's how the door.

00:45:03
Speaker 2: No, if I leave the toothpaste on the counter, if I leave the we.

00:45:06
Speaker 3: Had a My wife's okay, I love you.

00:45:11
Speaker 2: We're working about how a lot of stuff STASA gets to the same amount of stuff too. I literally like four hundred dollars a month on having a guy come up and pick boxes up because it fills up my garbage can cause they only come once a week, so I have to have Yeah, somebody come up with stacks. I do. I llegal dumping, by the way, I have. I have a spot.

00:45:29
Speaker 3: I go behind this deer really yeah, a legal dumping place, A smart and final down the street.

00:45:33
Speaker 2: I've been going there for a year. I will I go to I go in the valley.

00:45:37
Speaker 3: If I have a system, I go to eleven thirty at night so no one sees me the I know where the cameras are in the behind Smart and Final and I dump and I dump, and I dump and I dump. Its hilarious, dude, you know how many Amazon packages I get it down? I would my garbage cans all the time. I would fill up my garbage cans the day after guard if I didn't.

00:45:52
Speaker 2: The one thing that I bought, like the couple of things that I bought Stas was just ram stuff. I bought little rams little baby. I have literally from infant all the way till she's two little rompers, little ram stuff. But the one thing that I have I've realized that STOSSI doesn't like is the little onesies with like the le like the same thing with writing, the writing they don't. I just I just don't like. I don't. I don't actually don't like it either. It's like it's kind of cheesy. It is it is, and hey, listen listening.

00:46:19
Speaker 3: I think those are okay for the beginning, because the baby's gonna grow so quick, and when you're in a hurry and she's hanging out a home the little I love Daddy shirts.

00:46:25
Speaker 2: By the way. By the way, the baby's gonna be spitting up. Yes, you're gonna need a lot of it. I don't know why I can't go out and show them off. Yeah, I know, it's like it's basically for Instagram. Let's be real. I know you're one thousand percent right.

00:46:39
Speaker 3: Although my kid has all My kid has every pair of Jordan's that you could possibly have already. No, we've seen you've seen what is that like thirty five bears? You know those feed grow now now people say this to me. I don't know if you've seen the pictures now, if you zoom in, there are different ages.

00:46:53
Speaker 2: I didn't buy all pre baby. I bought one for two years old. I bought for one.

00:46:56
Speaker 3: I bought them for six months. It's not all for the first six months my kid.

00:47:00
Speaker 2: I can't wait to get your kid, your son a pair of Vans, and all of a sudden he hates Jordan's. Oh my god, he he doesn't.

00:47:09
Speaker 3: He only has one pair of He has all Nikes and maybe one pair of Converse.

00:47:12
Speaker 2: I think that's it so far, Like, yeah, Chuck, I gonna have Chucks. If he just starts getting Chucks and Vans out and then he joins theater. That'd be great.

00:47:20
Speaker 3: He joins theater and he wears Chucks and Vans, and he wants to get his first apartment in Los VELAs.

00:47:25
Speaker 2: I'm in trouble. If he comes over to try to date my daughter, he'd be wearing a pair of checkerboard vans. Oh my god.

00:47:30
Speaker 3: And he said, hey, can I go to Uncle Bo's and like hang out in his Volkswagen. I'm gonna be like, what what is it?

00:47:40
Speaker 2: Do you have a did you have another question we have? Let's skip to the last question.

00:47:45
Speaker 3: I mean, we could literally do a dad talk every week, dude, we could we could do a dad like you know what to expect expecting.

00:47:53
Speaker 2: Y's copyright right there? No, well, I mean, like dad talk, Why can't we just do a book? It is Yeah, it's a million, it's a million a book, it's a movie. Well we'll change it. Hey, yeah, we'll change a couple of letters. You know what if people write us in and they say, then we can.

00:48:08
Speaker 1: Just have a dad who does a dad Talk dad cast that dad podcast and every week we talk about our kids all the way until they graduate high school.

00:48:16
Speaker 3: To be a dad and kids, how to be a dad, in twenty twenty one during a pandemic.

00:48:21
Speaker 1: Can you imagine we talk about our three kids like every week, like, okay, what happened to yours?

00:48:25
Speaker 3: Oh god, here we go this week? My kid, my kid tried to do this and no, we came from school.

00:48:31
Speaker 2: She's a piano. That's what I'm moving my What if my kid becomes a genius? S Britney and I are going to be We're gonna be like I'm gonna be like, I consider myself like Phil Dumphy from Modern Family. I'm a Phil Dumphy, I think.

00:48:44
Speaker 5: Okay, all right, okay, this is directed just to Randal and Bow. Will you let your daughters date Jackson Britney Son?

00:49:02
Speaker 2: Go ahead, man, not everybody wants to know this.

00:49:09
Speaker 1: I'm gonna be straight up like Lala is trying to teach me to be. I love Jackson but not no, but fuck no, I'm gonna jump that. I'm gonna be like, hey, Jackson's son is gonna be such a stud that I am gonna have to keep my daughter so far away.

00:49:36
Speaker 2: Any school districts, even when COVID's OVID. I'm gonna be like, hey, little man six feet apart, six feet apart all.

00:49:44
Speaker 1: Jackson's son is gonna be such a good look like I have all the game in the world, and he's gonna be a charmer because Britney is such a sweetheart. So he's gonna have Jackson's game, Britney's sweetheart, sweetness and class and Jackson's looks and Britney's looks forget it off the table.

00:50:05
Speaker 2: Off the table, Yeah, definitely not.

00:50:07
Speaker 6: And Jack's would you let your son date their daughters?

00:50:10
Speaker 2: Sure? I would. What do you do? Why not keep it all in the fame. But if my daughter like ends up being ugly, she's gonna have hot freaking outfits on. That's just gonna make her look good to lead that. No, I'm kiddings.

00:50:23
Speaker 1: We have and we know doctor are gonna be so dialed in on the fashion.

00:50:28
Speaker 2: Oh my god, what I'm taking to like that because they're gonna be gone doing their little shopping thing. We could go, we go, TI. I agree. By the way, Jackson will be in your guy garage.

00:50:39
Speaker 3: Well, I mean yeah, in the first the first what five years, they're all they're all going to be treated the same anyway, this my girl boy anyway, first until they figure out there you know, you.

00:50:47
Speaker 2: Know, it's gonna be great if Tom and Katie they actually have a voice, and then it's like two and two and that together. That would be great family vacation. That would be great barbecues and fun going to sports. Who knows, maybe it's like US three, US four will go with your two kids to like rams games and the girls can go do shopping. Yeah, I love that camping trip. That would stay all that kind of.

00:51:09
Speaker 1: By the way, I by the way, and then I could take your daughter and Stascy because you don't do many petties, but I could get manny petties.

00:51:16
Speaker 2: I don't do many. Are you kidding you? Bro? I was ready by majority of women, especially nanny. Yeah, then we're gonna have scrub those calluses. Let's go bit God, this is great.

00:51:29
Speaker 3: I'll go get you guys coffee while that's happening. Because you do not need to see your feet, No, nobody needs to see them.

00:51:35
Speaker 2: I was not. I have a question.

00:51:37
Speaker 1: I have a question because I definitely don't know the answer because I'm not as versed in this area as the two of you. Who would you let babysit your children? Your child? And who would you not from vander Pump.

00:51:54
Speaker 3: That's a really easy question. I'll go first. I'm Doty. We've we've least talked about this one hundred times. We've made jokes about it. Toty's a yody, Doty.

00:52:01
Speaker 2: Listen, you could say whatever you want about doing.

00:52:03
Speaker 3: Say that girl cares about she loves her friends, a good person, she'll go above and behind.

00:52:09
Speaker 2: She goes above and behind, but she also falls a lot. So if she's holding my child and she falls, oh my god. But yes, I would say Christian as well, because the way she is with her dogs.

00:52:20
Speaker 1: But please just wait, are you saying that's for sure? Who you would let? I would out of the whole cast.

00:52:25
Speaker 2: Yeah, yes, okay, I would say okay, but also, oh wait, hold on, man, you know what Katie would be on that. Katie would be on that as well. I'm gonna say Katie on my side. Christian's Christien's for me. I think Christen's a great, great, great backup. But I'll definitely say Katie. So she's beat team yeah, Christend just it's just the falling thing. Christen falls too much. That's that's problem. That's about.

00:52:49
Speaker 1: Okay, who would you definitely one? Not if you had a Schwartz, I was gonna say that. Schwartz was gonna say the same.

00:52:59
Speaker 3: Probably again, he's baby, he even forget. And it's not a knockout Tom and it's not a knot.

00:53:04
Speaker 2: It's just who he is. I mean, it's just he would be like Tom, I'm busting your balls.

00:53:08
Speaker 3: Yeah, he would be. He would be I don't know it is. Is this all like just a funny games? But no, he I would not do that to him. I would not ask him to do that either. I would never put him in that position either, because he would feel so uncomfortable. He would not know what to do. He would not know what to do.

00:53:23
Speaker 2: You're right.

00:53:23
Speaker 3: He would be listening to music or something. My kid would be crawling out the backyard. I don't get into, like his bottle of Jaeger in the fridge. Yeah, I don't know, finding the mushroom somewhere. I don't know, Like shit, I don't you know question question?

00:53:37
Speaker 2: You know?

00:53:38
Speaker 1: You know you answer the question. Okay, I'll answer a question. I'll tell you it's true, not that she'll ever do this, but I think you would all agree with me on this one. Lisa Vaner, What I would know, I would let her watch.

00:53:49
Speaker 2: She wouldn't watch him. She did, she did, actually, baby, because I doatter would come back with like a new outfit. Probable he would be dude, hair done, my god, maybe a new puppy, puppy that she gave him the rescue one hundred and I'm gonna.

00:54:05
Speaker 1: Agree with both of you. If Tom Schwartz can't remember to get me for your wedding to walk down the aisle, there ain't no fun.

00:54:12
Speaker 3: If he couldn't remember, he didn't even remember his own cake.

00:54:15
Speaker 2: I think he forgot his cake. He had one job, and this was his own wedding. He forgot well he was he was trying to memorize his two hour long monologue.

00:54:23
Speaker 3: Right right, Oh, he wrote, He wrote his vouse for his own wedding five minutes prior.

00:54:28
Speaker 2: Really, yeah, I was there. I had to go find a pencil. Oh my gosh, that's amazing. YEA, love you Tom.

00:54:33
Speaker 3: I love you Tom more than anything. You're my best friend. But man, I just I wouldn't do that to you. I think he would agree. I think he would agree.

00:54:39
Speaker 2: I think he knows.

00:54:39
Speaker 1: I mean, come on, he's I mean the fact I love Tom, He's got the biggest heart. But he will suck as a babysitter, but he will be a phenomenal follower. Yes, oh my god, his own child, his own child, his own child, he will crush being that.

00:54:55
Speaker 2: We just got to start like after this episode. We got to hold hands and just like like do some like good ju ju too. It's Tom's seamen, yes, yes, make it, get it, get it in there. Jack's Jack you really? I mean right? And I was having like, you know, like sparkling seltzers right now. Well, no, there's nothing wrong with that.

00:55:20
Speaker 1: It's just you know, it's by the way I want I want the audience to know because they don't have the stage that here Bo came in hot with the white claws and the fireball mini bottles from the mini fridge, and it is a celebratory day of men and men and men being men.

00:55:37
Speaker 2: Yes, I mean maybe if I maybe if I didn't have white claws.

00:55:40
Speaker 1: But you know, it's the middle of the day, so you don't want to go to uber, so no one has to worry. We got to get it out of our system now, right, all right, we got we got a cold minutes left. Is there anything that anybody wants to say that we left out because I think we put it all out there today and.

00:55:57
Speaker 3: I would really like to know somehow you can find out if if your fans would love for us to do a dad chat once a week or once a month or something like that, would like that, Well, let.

00:56:09
Speaker 2: Me tell you, I think we should try to do it a couple times a month. I think it would be fun. I think it'd be fun, especially nothing else going on, So why not? I agree? All right? I agree.

00:56:19
Speaker 1: Well, listen, we're putting it out there, dm us sending comments, let us know. We love doing this, and uh, I'm gonna let you all know next week that Sorry, Yeah, next week's episode is a surprise. I am blowing the surprise right now. Lala, Stassy, and Brittany are taking over the Give Them podcasts and having a Future Mother podcast.

00:56:47
Speaker 2: It's gonna be cool. It'll be fun because they're both on their own different journeys with pregnancy. Yeah they are. They all have different like feelings and what's happening physically to them and you know everything. This is a that's a really good idea. That's a really good idea. I do have to say that I'm really excited to grow up with you guys. As I know next year, once they're all out, I'm happy to have. It's going to be an interesting journey. It's going to be an interesting journey.

00:57:12
Speaker 3: It's going to be a fun journey, and I'm excited for it. I think they're gonna I think these kids are going to have a great future.

00:57:18
Speaker 2: I really do. Yeah, they just have to be better than all of us generation new generation. You know we're gonna they're they're definitely just better than going to be fine.

00:57:29
Speaker 3: Just Jack, as long as you're better, as long as you want to call you out, as long as you as long as.

00:57:34
Speaker 2: You all joking aside, I'm not that bag of an asshole.

00:57:38
Speaker 1: So Jack, you're you're a great man, and I know you're gonna be great to just have your son not have a Twitter.

00:57:44
Speaker 2: God, oh god, all right, we are you love? Yeah, we all love our wives, by the way, we all love them very much. They hope. Well, we don't get too mad at us, by the way.

00:57:55
Speaker 1: You know we're going to get it because oh yes, and then do the next week's episode and they're gonna go off.

00:58:02
Speaker 2: Which is why we need to have a rebuttal.

00:58:04
Speaker 1: Yes, all right, Well, I want to thank everybody for listening. I want to thank my good friends Jack's and BO. You guys are friends and family, and I can't.

00:58:13
Speaker 2: Wait to raise children with you guys. All right, fun man, Thank you everybody. Until next time,