Revisiting TNA Impact Wrestling 2012 Open Fight Night, Aces & Eights Riot, AJ Styles Paternity Test

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<v Speaker 1>Episode number three hundred and twelve.
<v Speaker 2>Three words fucking motherfucker?
<v Speaker 1>Whoa right? That means we're talking about Impact Wrestling. August
<v Speaker 1>twenty third, twenty twelve, otherwise known as the Chris Louis episode.
<v Speaker 2>Oh God, how do you get this so fucked up to?
<v Speaker 3>I mean, you're not wrong, It doesn't sick.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I mean, I guess he does have a point.
<v Speaker 2>But what we watched it, of course for the Aces
<v Speaker 2>and Eights riots. That's what's going on in this one
<v Speaker 2>is the big riot. Aces and Eights is hot with
<v Speaker 2>all of the stars that have been revealed in the
<v Speaker 2>group thus far, and they're not or not that's true.
<v Speaker 2>But the attack on this episode in twenty twelve, and yeah,
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<v Speaker 2>what do you do?
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<v Speaker 4>Well, let's talk about some tea and a All right,
<v Speaker 4>let's get into Impact Wrestling for August twenty third, twenty twelve,
<v Speaker 4>otherwise known as the episode where they wrestle with jim.
<v Speaker 1>I don't know if that happened. Oh no, that's a song.
<v Speaker 3>Jo Judy one of the guys in Aces and eighth.
<v Speaker 3>His name is Jimmy for sure?
<v Speaker 1>Are you talking about little Jimmy Storm.
<v Speaker 2>James Storm is on the show. Yeah, I guess check
<v Speaker 2>got out that. Yes, so we are watching DNA from
<v Speaker 2>twenty twelve, and I got to say, by the way, boys,
<v Speaker 2>before I get into the observers, this is a monumental
<v Speaker 2>occasion here. This doesn't happen often on this podcast. I
<v Speaker 2>don't even know if you two know this for the
<v Speaker 2>first time ever. We haven't done one ever before. This
<v Speaker 2>is our first twenty twelve review ever.
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<v Speaker 2>Never viewed a single show from the year twenty twelve.
<v Speaker 2>Crazy well. Yes, this episode, of course has the Aces
<v Speaker 2>and Eights riot of the Impact Zone. And before we
<v Speaker 2>get into that, let's talk about what was going on
<v Speaker 2>the water wrestling at the time with the Wrestling Observer
<v Speaker 2>newsletter from The Observer August twentieth, twenty twelve, Meltzer writes,
<v Speaker 2>this is just a funny part at the end of
<v Speaker 2>year that I put this in for. This was the
<v Speaker 2>annual gathering of the Juggalos weekend in Cavan Rock, Illinois. Yes,
<v Speaker 2>there were a series of wrestling shows with Coca of
<v Speaker 2>Vampiro and the Headbangers doing all the shows. They did
<v Speaker 2>a women's show on eight to nine at midnight, which
<v Speaker 2>saw Shelley Martinez do a strip teas before it was
<v Speaker 2>broken up by Officer col Cabana, who does a comedy
<v Speaker 2>heel role where he feuds with and this is what
<v Speaker 2>he wrote where he feuds with weed Man and stuff.
<v Speaker 1>Right, blunt Man and chronic.
<v Speaker 2>After see him Punk at the Wizard Word Chicago convention,
<v Speaker 2>dismissed TNA as an indie league. Curd Angle responded on Twitter,
<v Speaker 2>which is always good, saying followed TNA Dixie. He said,
<v Speaker 2>Fronk wants to say TNA is an indie league. I
<v Speaker 2>was on top of WE. When you're trying to get
<v Speaker 2>a job anywhere, it was my choice to go to TNA.
<v Speaker 2>If I ever see you Punk hide bitch, that's awesome.
<v Speaker 2>Angle later tweeted an apology to w WE and TNA fans,
<v Speaker 2>saying you didn't want to disrespect them, but today he
<v Speaker 2>didn't apologize to Punk Punk disrespect to TNA. He has
<v Speaker 2>a lot to learn about fame and responsibility. I'd bitch.
<v Speaker 1>Hashtag a balls.
<v Speaker 2>ODB and Eric Young are now the longest reigning Knockouts
<v Speaker 2>Tag champions in the short history of the title, which
<v Speaker 2>doesn't mean much. Meltzer says. As of August fifteenth, ODB
<v Speaker 2>and Young have held them one hundred and sixty eight days.
<v Speaker 2>Of course, the two haven't had a match as a
<v Speaker 2>team since Lockdown in April. But I think WWE is
<v Speaker 2>adding a new television show called WWE Saturday Morning Slam
<v Speaker 2>that part of a five hour Saturday morning children's buck
<v Speaker 2>on CW aimed at Boys the Boys.
<v Speaker 1>Yes, they had Danielson in a cape.
<v Speaker 2>They had orn Swoggle on this shit. I mean, like,
<v Speaker 2>what more do you need? The thirty minute show will
<v Speaker 2>be airing at ten am and debuts on August twenty fifth.
<v Speaker 2>The show will consist of personality profiles and comedy segments
<v Speaker 2>as well recaps Brown SmackDown, as well as one first
<v Speaker 2>run match. Hornswoggle has been talked about as a strong
<v Speaker 2>contender for the spot of the host of the show.
<v Speaker 1>They should make it Saturday Morning Speed and it's Hornswoggle
<v Speaker 1>doing matches under five minutes.
<v Speaker 2>It's like his show. Yeah Wrestling, you show up and
<v Speaker 2>you kinda go. It's like the White Castle Fear. You
<v Speaker 2>show up on Saturday Morning Speed. The fucking Hornswoggle can
<v Speaker 2>kick your ass.
<v Speaker 1>Has an open contract every week on Saturday mornings.
<v Speaker 2>That's the only time you can get him in the ring.
<v Speaker 1>And for some reason, every Saturday Morning, Brian Danielson shows
<v Speaker 1>up at a different outfit.
<v Speaker 2>He's a bear. This week, speaking of Brian Danielson, Diego
<v Speaker 2>Sanchez's team has reached out to Brian uh Daniel Brian
<v Speaker 2>of course, with the idea of being in this corner
<v Speaker 2>and doing something with him. According to an interview Sanchez
<v Speaker 2>did with Arrojwane Meltzer says, somehow I don't see w
<v Speaker 2>W WE very being very open to that. For those
<v Speaker 2>that don't know, I guess Diego Sanchez UFC guy is
<v Speaker 2>where fucking Danielson got the yes ship from Diego would
<v Speaker 2>just do that. He didn't do it the same way
<v Speaker 2>Brian does it, but he would just say yes yes
<v Speaker 2>to himself on the way to the octagon, and Brian
<v Speaker 2>thought it was funny as ship, so he started.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, well that was Big Show's thing, buddy, that.
<v Speaker 6>Thing.
<v Speaker 1>Anyone could do this. Watch here's Big Show.
<v Speaker 2>We'll just take this and give it to somebody else
<v Speaker 2>we like, I.
<v Speaker 1>Swear Big Show.
<v Speaker 2>Yes, they definitely tried to co opt it.
<v Speaker 1>That's unbelievable.
<v Speaker 2>This is a fucking funny here. W W made a
<v Speaker 2>three hundred thousand dollars profit on the re release of
<v Speaker 2>the No Holds Barred movie on DVD. They spent one
<v Speaker 2>hundred thousand dollars on production. In marketing, they expect their
<v Speaker 2>cind of DVD sales to end up at four hundred thousand.
<v Speaker 2>Meltzer says, so yes, that makes it the third most
<v Speaker 2>profitable movie the We's put out in the last five years.
<v Speaker 2>It is believed that wouldn't make up for the losses
<v Speaker 2>of the movie in nineteen eighty nine when it was released.
<v Speaker 2>Years back, when asked about the movie, Vincemokman claimed Halcogan
<v Speaker 2>told him if the movie lost money that he would
<v Speaker 2>pay Vince back the losses, and Vince said he's still
<v Speaker 2>waiting for the check. We watched that fucking movie recently
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<v Speaker 1>For what yeah, I mean, it's insane.
<v Speaker 2>From The Observer, August twenty seventh, twenty twelve. The Claire
<v Speaker 2>Lynch angle is expected to be finished off on the
<v Speaker 2>August twenty third TV show when aj Styles takes a
<v Speaker 2>paternity test. Can you guys believe this? Julia Riley, who
<v Speaker 2>played Lynch, apparently quit the promotion last week and wasn't
<v Speaker 2>on the August sixteenth television show. The story going around
<v Speaker 2>is that she didn't like her role and got mad
<v Speaker 2>at the negative reviews of her work and quit. We'll
<v Speaker 2>talk about that obviously on this episode. But the end
<v Speaker 2>of the Claire Lynch story is here, not because they
<v Speaker 2>had an actual ending to it yet, but because Claire
<v Speaker 2>Lynch doesn't work here anymore. Right in w W news
<v Speaker 2>in the anger Management skits on Raw, Harold was a
<v Speaker 2>fucking scorpio Sky in w W. His official name. You
<v Speaker 2>won't believe this. His official name is Harold Howard, which
<v Speaker 2>is the same name as an early Melder says, that's
<v Speaker 2>the same name as an early UFC fighter who resembled
<v Speaker 2>Diamond Dallas Page and later lost his mind and drove
<v Speaker 2>his car into a casino, not the parking lot, through
<v Speaker 2>the glass windows and into the casino. Anyway. W W
<v Speaker 2>was high on him, Scorpio Sky, of course, not last
<v Speaker 2>thing here. Amy Schumer, a comedian David Sickly for a
<v Speaker 2>few months, was on. She was very complimentary of him,
<v Speaker 2>saying he was funny and smart. She said the sex
<v Speaker 2>was too athletic, but it was fun and different for
<v Speaker 2>the first time. And after that was a cup of
<v Speaker 2>tea up, cup of tea. Meltzer says, I guess she's
<v Speaker 2>not gonna get into Dragon Get tapes. Oh man, well
<v Speaker 2>that is it for the Observer. Now it's time to
<v Speaker 2>talk about TNA Impact. August twenty third, twenty twelve.
<v Speaker 1>All right, let's get into Impact Wrestling.
<v Speaker 2>They had some.
<v Speaker 1>Fucking badass bikers pull up to the parking lot of
<v Speaker 1>Universal Studios on.
<v Speaker 3>The sound stage parking lot there, you know, cause having
<v Speaker 3>to the whole grind, they're gonna fuck with the Blue
<v Speaker 3>Man group. Let me joy.
<v Speaker 2>Fuck these Blue bastards.
<v Speaker 1>So it shows Aces and Eights attacking everyone over the
<v Speaker 1>last few weeks here Impact Wrestling not to you know,
<v Speaker 1>and people are speculating who is leading this group of bandits.
<v Speaker 2>M maybe it's Jimmy.
<v Speaker 1>It could be Jimmy.
<v Speaker 2>James Storm heavily accused here of being the man behind
<v Speaker 2>Aces and Eights, And you know what I mean, Like
<v Speaker 2>that's not a bad gig. Like did he not see
<v Speaker 2>these dudes pulling up to Universal Like one of them
<v Speaker 2>had like a skull on a stick. There's circle in
<v Speaker 2>the building. These guys are kind of awesome.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, the parking lot of Universal Studios with just random
<v Speaker 1>cars parked everywhere and they're just hanging out in the
<v Speaker 1>parking lot look crazy, Like, so Bobby Rude actually is
<v Speaker 1>the one that says that James Storm is the leader
<v Speaker 1>of aces and eights?
<v Speaker 2>What dick?
<v Speaker 1>And then Sting, kerr Angle and Jeff Hardy called out
<v Speaker 1>Aces and eights for this week's episode of Impact Wrestling.
<v Speaker 2>Open Fight Night.
<v Speaker 1>So it shows James Storm in the ring with Aces
<v Speaker 1>and Eights and Jeff Hardy and James Storm souper kicks
<v Speaker 1>Jeff Hardy and then as an eight kick his ass.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, like they weren't even considering bringing them in at all,
<v Speaker 2>like James Storm was about it and then they kick.
<v Speaker 1>I was so confused. My brain went to did they
<v Speaker 1>just like try to swerve this and then they were like, no,
<v Speaker 1>it's not a swerve right right, But like James Storm
<v Speaker 1>kicked Jeff Hardy, that did not happen.
<v Speaker 2>He's a dick, but he's not the enemy.
<v Speaker 1>Oh sure, I thought they were pushing him as a
<v Speaker 1>big baby face.
<v Speaker 2>They were right.
<v Speaker 1>So we have the TNA babyfaces, town Hall, Sting, Austin Aries,
<v Speaker 1>the World Champion, Bully Ray, Divon, the TV Champion, Gunner,
<v Speaker 1>Kurt Angle, Jeff Hardy, and aj Styles are all the
<v Speaker 1>top faces and they stand in the ring while guys
<v Speaker 1>like Robbie and Robbie T stand outside.
<v Speaker 2>The right and the tag champs I think are out
<v Speaker 2>there to uh Daniels a consarian, which I was surprised,
<v Speaker 2>like they uh had some heels out here too, So.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I did, like I guess that the heels were
<v Speaker 1>on the outside and the faces were on the inside.
<v Speaker 1>That's a good idea.
<v Speaker 2>They're all coming together, but they're still not together right right,
<v Speaker 2>by the way. Also, on that fucking video, they had
<v Speaker 2>Sting on the phone with Hogan and Hogan's I got
<v Speaker 2>your Backjack, I will be there and says he's gonna
<v Speaker 2>be here tonight for uh for Open Fight Night to
<v Speaker 2>help fight all faces and eights. But if who knows
<v Speaker 2>if that's true, we'll see so yeah, Sting uh, Sting
<v Speaker 2>of the boys come out here. Sting's heavy fucking t
<v Speaker 2>and a theme which I've grown to enjoy, by the way.
<v Speaker 2>I didn't like it for a while, I don't think,
<v Speaker 2>but I uh.
<v Speaker 1>I think, I like, Yeah, I think it's yeah, yeah, yeah.
<v Speaker 2>Sting says aces and eights. I told security and make
<v Speaker 2>sure they leave the gay wide open for you. We
<v Speaker 2>got a group of men right here who are ready
<v Speaker 2>to fight, and he says that they show Robbie E
<v Speaker 2>and Big T fantastic, then their sweaters not on the list.
<v Speaker 2>Bro Well no, boom Sting says, we're gonna watch the
<v Speaker 2>big screen and see exactly what happened at your hands.
<v Speaker 2>So they show the big screen. I was like, Oh,
<v Speaker 2>they're gonna show a video, but what they show is
<v Speaker 2>screenshots of all the dudes that Aces and eights laid
<v Speaker 2>out with no one narrating it and no sound over
<v Speaker 2>it to just hear the crowd talking ship the whole time.
<v Speaker 3>Because they they made it seem like it was a video.
<v Speaker 3>Like the way he phrased it was like, they're gonna
<v Speaker 3>shows watch it. Yeah, let's watch this and then if
<v Speaker 3>it's like a freeze frame and we're not sure if
<v Speaker 3>like the video is frozen or if like and nobody's talking.
<v Speaker 2>Well, Tony, that's what I thought. I thought it was
<v Speaker 2>a frozen video that they fucked up, and I think
<v Speaker 2>the crowd thought that too.
<v Speaker 3>But no, it's being supposed to narrate this thing.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, well they host they show Hogan laid out and
<v Speaker 2>someone in the crowd goes whoo, and then Sting on
<v Speaker 2>the mic says, graphic detail, and they're just showing more screenshots.
<v Speaker 2>People in the crowd are yelling, could angle, dude.
<v Speaker 1>I mean it takes thing forever to follow up, he says,
<v Speaker 1>let's look at the big screen. So then yeah, it
<v Speaker 1>just pops up, takes a second. Now it's just power
<v Speaker 1>pointing through random images. Yeah, check this.
<v Speaker 7>Out detail that. Yeah, yeah, I.
<v Speaker 1>Thought maybe they play some audio from the from the
<v Speaker 1>moments or maybe like a song or anything clips.
<v Speaker 3>Why can't you play clips of what just happened?
<v Speaker 1>That the thing that happens later on in the evening,
<v Speaker 1>the aces an Aids confrontation. Yeah, another thing, just very
<v Speaker 1>awkward for no reason. Why are you guys having no
<v Speaker 1>audio or anything going on during these moments?
<v Speaker 2>I mean for the live crowded you know, it's one
<v Speaker 2>thing for the TV audience. Do you think they'd have
<v Speaker 2>like tazzin today, maybe saying some shit too, like talking
<v Speaker 2>over it. Oh shit, like here's fucking the pope, he's
<v Speaker 2>fucked up anything. So there's a big we want Hogan
<v Speaker 2>chant instinct says, these men right here are all ready
<v Speaker 2>to fight, and the victims are all ready to fight
<v Speaker 2>and get revenge. And there's one victim who had the
<v Speaker 2>cloud of doubt over him, and it's officially gone, and
<v Speaker 2>I want to invite him out here right now, the
<v Speaker 2>cowboy James Jarng come on down here. So James Storm
<v Speaker 2>comes out. I don't know if he has a beer
<v Speaker 2>hunter or a deer hunter shirt, but I enjoyed it.
<v Speaker 1>Nonetheless.
<v Speaker 3>This is a deer hunter. I think he's a deer hunter,
<v Speaker 3>a beer hunter.
<v Speaker 1>He's open season twenty four seven.
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, beer, okay, if you.
<v Speaker 1>Can't drink with the big dog, stay out the cooler,
<v Speaker 1>long necks and rednecks on my.
<v Speaker 3>I like the hat shit. I like the hat with
<v Speaker 3>the beer opener bottle opener thing. That's all sweet. I
<v Speaker 3>gotta get one of those, Tony.
<v Speaker 1>I have no idea how to say beer season. I
<v Speaker 1>just I just think that's.
<v Speaker 3>Beer the open season or whatever.
<v Speaker 1>Oh yeah, I did say open seven deer thing. I
<v Speaker 1>guess it shouldn't they.
<v Speaker 3>That's pretty good. Beer hunter is good.
<v Speaker 2>Sorry, well, James Storm comes out here and he says,
<v Speaker 2>sting your right. If I was one on the other
<v Speaker 2>side of the fence, I might believe I had something
<v Speaker 2>behind it too, because you haven't in shorted stack up.
<v Speaker 2>But as you've seen last week. They jump me just
<v Speaker 2>like you jump they jumped you all. Let's not talk
<v Speaker 2>about be super kicked Jeff Hardy, we don't.
<v Speaker 1>Even really did get it. Sorry, sorry, that's how he
<v Speaker 1>solves all these about my damn.
<v Speaker 2>So, I got a little idea. How about we turn
<v Speaker 2>this wrestling show into an ass whooping show tonight. Now,
<v Speaker 2>hold on, how about.
<v Speaker 1>We all drink some beers.
<v Speaker 2>And Sting says James. I'll tell you what, James, you
<v Speaker 2>drawn the money with that. That's me every week. So
<v Speaker 2>Sting says, aces and Eights. When you decided you want
<v Speaker 2>to intimidate Brooke Hogan, you pissed off a real big
<v Speaker 2>bad bear. We want Hulk, and Hulk is here tonight.
<v Speaker 2>So the crowd's fucking fired up for that. All the
<v Speaker 2>crowd that paid to be here in the front row,
<v Speaker 2>especially shitting for Hogan.
<v Speaker 1>The six or seven women standing in a row, guys
<v Speaker 1>standing beside them in full Hogan gear, and he is
<v Speaker 1>the only one other than the other guy in full
<v Speaker 1>Hogan gear on the other side.
<v Speaker 2>Odd uh so thing says, aces and eights, where are you?
<v Speaker 2>And he's pointing to the crowd, and here comes Aces
<v Speaker 2>and Eights. I guess I don't know. I mean, no
<v Speaker 2>one knows who Aces and Eights are. They're just dudes
<v Speaker 2>in masks and cuts and flannels. So they come out
<v Speaker 2>here and they're standing behind the barricade and they're asking
<v Speaker 2>for you know, a second here the time out. A
<v Speaker 2>little chill and stink says let him in. I don't
<v Speaker 2>know what their plan was here or maybe something want
<v Speaker 2>to rye here, but the guys asked for a time out.
<v Speaker 2>Then they rush into the ring and then they stand
<v Speaker 2>there and awkwardly everyone looks at each other, and then
<v Speaker 2>Kurt Angle and James wo just start kicking the shit
<v Speaker 2>out of them, and especially Kurt Angle, who takes this
<v Speaker 2>one guy and he stomps the fuck out of him
<v Speaker 2>for two minutes straight. That went forever. He beats the
<v Speaker 2>ship out of this dude. Dude, they pull this dude
<v Speaker 2>up from Angle stomping and kicking at him. His mouth
<v Speaker 2>is busted open, he's fucked up. The Angle slaps on
<v Speaker 2>the face and they the mask is off this guy
<v Speaker 2>and I'm looking at him. I'm like, this dude looks
<v Speaker 2>fucking familiar. This is I don't know if you guys
<v Speaker 2>know this guy. This guy is c J o'doyle from
<v Speaker 2>the indies. He was like an iw A mid South
<v Speaker 2>guy and he was in prostling unplugged for a bit.
<v Speaker 2>I guess he was gonna look at from TNA here
<v Speaker 2>for a second, no doubt. Sadly was never his gimmick.
<v Speaker 1>Was just crazy.
<v Speaker 2>And Sting says, you got something you want to say,
<v Speaker 2>you want to talk, and the guy who shouldn't have
<v Speaker 2>talked talks and he says, thank you, I just got
<v Speaker 2>pthed in and it's like going on forever. You're all
<v Speaker 2>for a long, painful night, and Stink staring at him,
<v Speaker 2>the crowds like huh, and Stink punches him in the
<v Speaker 2>stomach and Kurt rushes back over to starts stomping on
<v Speaker 2>his head again. He judges out of this bord, dude,
<v Speaker 2>and then we go to commercial.
<v Speaker 1>I think one of the big things from this era
<v Speaker 1>that I remember being talked about a lot was that
<v Speaker 1>they kept unmasking people and nobody knew who they were.
<v Speaker 2>That happened a ton, yeah, until of course they had Nucks.
<v Speaker 1>They had Nucks, and then they had Garrett Bischoff and
<v Speaker 1>West Briscoe.
<v Speaker 2>You gotta every well known.
<v Speaker 1>Just have something in this group.
<v Speaker 2>Man, what about the do OC Yeah, he's.
<v Speaker 1>Got a ball peen hammer. No.
<v Speaker 3>I think early this was so like the idea here
<v Speaker 3>is that they're just like random dudes doing the dirty
<v Speaker 3>work for the bigger players, right. Isn't that they're like
<v Speaker 3>the lower end of this just yeah, they're just starting out, right,
<v Speaker 3>Isn't that the idea here? So then like, yeah, no,
<v Speaker 3>it works on like a TV show, you know, like
<v Speaker 3>Sons of Anarchy, it makes sense, but like on this
<v Speaker 3>it doesn't make sense.
<v Speaker 2>They beat up all the top guys and it's just
<v Speaker 2>some jabebrons.
<v Speaker 1>And they didn't wrestle, so like, you know, you would
<v Speaker 1>just have these segments where Sting would get beat up
<v Speaker 1>and the payoff is Sting beats this guy up and
<v Speaker 1>unmassim in, Oh my god, it's who is this guy?
<v Speaker 2>Yeah?
<v Speaker 1>So I think that was like the big thing was
<v Speaker 1>like the payoff kept being just yeah, this is actually
<v Speaker 1>not a big guy. Okay, so I guess we'll tune
<v Speaker 1>in next week and yeah even big guys.
<v Speaker 3>Like commentary was like, who who's this guy?
<v Speaker 1>I don't know that is in the group, And he said,
<v Speaker 1>who the hell's that?
<v Speaker 2>I wasn't in that meeting.
<v Speaker 1>Well, we have the Brook test Mocker Open Fighting Night Challenge.
<v Speaker 2>I want you to put some respect on the name
<v Speaker 2>Brook please, because her name is Miss test Mooker. There's
<v Speaker 2>only one Brook here and that's Brooke Hogan.
<v Speaker 1>Holy fuck, which is.
<v Speaker 2>Why they changed their name to Miss test Mocker. Oh
<v Speaker 2>you can't have two Brooks of course, right.
<v Speaker 3>You can't use it.
<v Speaker 1>So Miss test Mocker comes out to the ECW theme song.
<v Speaker 2>Dude, Okay, it definitely was somebody else, but I don't
<v Speaker 2>know who it was. It fucked me up. Dude, though,
<v Speaker 2>I'm glad you said something.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I mean it's crazy. It does sound pretty similar.
<v Speaker 2>So Today says that Brooke had a Knockouts title return
<v Speaker 2>match against Madison Rain last week, and Brook Hogan made
<v Speaker 2>of course, brook Hogan's the head of the Knockouts, of course,
<v Speaker 2>and she made Taryn to Raw the referee of the division,
<v Speaker 2>and Taryn, uh, you know, stopped Madison from getting away
<v Speaker 2>from cheating bullshit last week, which led to uh, miss
<v Speaker 2>test Maker getting the belt back. But tonight is not
<v Speaker 2>about the Knockouts Championship. It's personal in me because of course,
<v Speaker 2>the Knockout settle doesn't eat shit. I guess that's not
<v Speaker 2>personal to you either, She says, I wouldn't guess. Actually
<v Speaker 2>is not a bad angle, though, I will say should
<v Speaker 2>I woke up every day and I look in the mirror,
<v Speaker 2>and I have one question. Can I beat the one
<v Speaker 2>person who has taught me everything in this business, my mentor,
<v Speaker 2>my best friend. So tonight on Open Fight Night, Gunner,
<v Speaker 2>I'm calling you.
<v Speaker 1>The guy that was just patched in o'doyle, come on
<v Speaker 1>down here, c J o'doyle.
<v Speaker 2>No, she calls out Tara. Tara gets called out here
<v Speaker 2>and for a non title match, Miss test Maker not
<v Speaker 2>Brooke against Tara.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, why didn't they do that? Like Open Fight Night,
<v Speaker 1>I call out shit, one of the Aces and Eights guys,
<v Speaker 1>come on down here and get your ass kicked in
<v Speaker 1>a mat.
<v Speaker 2>Not not the only person that called out Aces and
<v Speaker 2>Eight's on Open Fight Night. With The whole idea was
<v Speaker 2>this episode was gonna be teena taking back control, was
<v Speaker 2>stinging the boys at the end of the show, like,
<v Speaker 2>I like that.
<v Speaker 1>Aces and Eights also left the women alone. That was nice.
<v Speaker 2>There's never well, I guess I guess she ends up
<v Speaker 2>in the group.
<v Speaker 1>That's right, Yeah, oh yeah, fair enough.
<v Speaker 2>That's because that's why she didn't call him out because
<v Speaker 2>she's already patch dude. She's taking her name back.
<v Speaker 1>So, Brooke test Mocker, I have wrote down Brook test
<v Speaker 1>Mocker this whole time.
<v Speaker 2>You better fire. That's not gonna fly here, dude.
<v Speaker 1>We can have steaking hard out brother, we'll beat up
<v Speaker 1>c J o'doyle against it.
<v Speaker 2>Don't let me find that c J O Doyle dude here.
<v Speaker 1>I w a h dude. I worked in Puerto Rico
<v Speaker 1>a lot, brother. So Brooke test Moker calls out Tara
<v Speaker 1>for Open Fight.
<v Speaker 3>Night and miss miss miss Tara, Miss Tarah, miss just Tara, I.
<v Speaker 1>Have something broken broken. Yeah, well I like both of them,
<v Speaker 1>say so by Weezer and broken Terra's t NA thing
<v Speaker 1>for twenty twelve equally as good to me.
<v Speaker 2>I enjoyed it.
<v Speaker 3>Jim Broke in.
<v Speaker 2>Remix Tnezer Bee.
<v Speaker 1>Spenscil with Jimmy Jimmy, Jimmy.
<v Speaker 3>Jimmy.
<v Speaker 1>So the idea here is that Brooke test Mocker and mister.
<v Speaker 2>What the fuck is this Jimbroy doing? Dude, put the
<v Speaker 2>I'm gonna prip your.
<v Speaker 3>Out, fucker.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, Brooke test Mocker and Tara used to be a team.
<v Speaker 1>And yeah, like you said it is a good story.
<v Speaker 1>Probably would have been way more interesting if the title
<v Speaker 1>was on the line, right. If test Mocker is not
<v Speaker 1>good enough to beat Tara, she's not good enough to
<v Speaker 1>be champion.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, she's a face too. Why wouldn't she put the
<v Speaker 2>belt up? Right?
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, like they have no bad blood, there's no reason
<v Speaker 1>to not do it. Tara, she comes down and then
<v Speaker 1>another theme song hits and tarn Terrell, who is the
<v Speaker 1>fucking referee, makes her entrance.
<v Speaker 2>Last I let you wrote. Tarreon Treill comes out, introduced
<v Speaker 2>by Christy Emmy who she wasn't out here for some reason,
<v Speaker 2>Like what the fuck? I thought someone else was coming
<v Speaker 2>out to like interrupt, But no, it's the ref that interrupted.
<v Speaker 1>Test Maker starts the match here arm drag. Tara gives
<v Speaker 1>her props for it. Tara then hits her with a
<v Speaker 1>few and takes a headlock, and we go into an
<v Speaker 1>international and sadly, this is where it falls off the
<v Speaker 1>rails for a second.
<v Speaker 2>It does. That sucks.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, so test Macker is sort of fumbling through a
<v Speaker 1>lot of this, still finding herself here. She's trying, which
<v Speaker 1>is which is why I definitely think that Tara winning
<v Speaker 1>the belt here in this fashion, and having test Mocker
<v Speaker 1>chase her for the belt would have been a better story.
<v Speaker 1>So test Macker shakes her ass and then heads to
<v Speaker 1>the top rope to get cut off.
<v Speaker 2>I thought she was going for the booty Papa Munsalt,
<v Speaker 2>I did too.
<v Speaker 1>She was not.
<v Speaker 6>She was.
<v Speaker 2>That was just her like wake up taunt that didn't
<v Speaker 2>get her up. As you stay down on this, actually.
<v Speaker 1>Testmoker getting cut shaking her ass to get cut off
<v Speaker 1>his butt, Tara hits a second rope superplex and holds
<v Speaker 1>test Macker's arms down and gets the pin.
<v Speaker 2>I could not believe that that was the finish. I
<v Speaker 2>was super surprised. I thought she hit her with her
<v Speaker 2>finish or anything but the superplex. And then she floated
<v Speaker 2>over Pender for three, and the commentary is making a
<v Speaker 2>big deal of like, oh shit, she just beat the
<v Speaker 2>knockouts champ, which all counts. Yeah, that's this is all
<v Speaker 2>right in all just you know, I assume this leads
<v Speaker 2>to like a fucking pay per view match or something
<v Speaker 2>with them too, which is ultimately where I assume they
<v Speaker 2>were trying to go. But yeah, just maybe maybe it
<v Speaker 2>could have been just have her when the belt here
<v Speaker 2>in Brook Chase, what's wrong with that? Yeah?
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, it was a weird spy because like if you're
<v Speaker 3>building her to be like this is our mentor, and
<v Speaker 3>then her mentor just beats it like immediately and she
<v Speaker 3>doesn't look very good, that's not good as being champion
<v Speaker 3>right now.
<v Speaker 2>I mean they show, like, you know, they show the
<v Speaker 2>shot of Brooke like she's backing up the clutching the
<v Speaker 2>belt like obviously she's worried about losing the belt now,
<v Speaker 2>but again, like I don't know, baby face probably should
<v Speaker 2>have put the belt up here.
<v Speaker 1>So the Aces and Aides attacked the Pope on August twelfth,
<v Speaker 1>that hardcore justice and broke his shoulder into pieces.
<v Speaker 2>It struck again, and which is if you've never watched
<v Speaker 2>this show, that's funny. Shit Aces and Eight's attacked on
<v Speaker 2>they attacked the Pope. Oh shit, that's fucking nuts. They're
<v Speaker 2>they're not only just going for t I guys. Yeah,
<v Speaker 2>they smashed his shoulder a fuck in between a gate
<v Speaker 2>and he posted an X ray of his shoulder brake
<v Speaker 2>on Twitter and he says, damn you Aces and Apes.
<v Speaker 2>So he was actually hurt, by the way, like he
<v Speaker 2>actually is out here for real?
<v Speaker 1>Is that his real X ray they showed that. I'm
<v Speaker 1>not sure, but he his shoulder was completely separated, like
<v Speaker 1>it was a clean fracture, the most clean broken shoulder
<v Speaker 1>I've ever seen.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, dude, like it's he I thought it was a
<v Speaker 2>work at first, but yeah, I looked and he actually
<v Speaker 2>was hurt, so there's a chance it was.
<v Speaker 1>Well we go backstage. Sting is talking to AJ Styles, RVD,
<v Speaker 1>Little Rob and Big Rob.
<v Speaker 2>I love. At first, I thought this was like the
<v Speaker 2>troops that he rallied. Yeah, these are just the bound
<v Speaker 2>for Glory guys, which is fine too. I like that.
<v Speaker 2>And Stink says, all right, more damage control now with
<v Speaker 2>aces and eights. Pope is out and all three of
<v Speaker 2>you guys were supposed to wrestle him in the BFG
<v Speaker 2>series and that can't happen now. And AJ, I know
<v Speaker 2>you got a lot on your mind, and you better
<v Speaker 2>get it right up here, starting now. I didn't what
<v Speaker 2>that minute first because I didn't realize they were doing
<v Speaker 2>the bullshit. Later I said, oh, what the fuck was
<v Speaker 2>he given?
<v Speaker 1>I was so fucking confused this whole way through. Sting
<v Speaker 1>starts just saying numbers one point seven point ten points.
<v Speaker 3>He gets so confused with the point system, which is
<v Speaker 3>like I guess, but like he's like, pinfall gets you,
<v Speaker 3>uh what seven lines?
<v Speaker 2>He says, all three of you wrestle against each other's
<v Speaker 2>one point system. And I said one point system. He says,
<v Speaker 2>a pinfall gets you seven and a submission gets you ten.
<v Speaker 2>How is this a one point.
<v Speaker 1>I don't even know why this segment was here, because
<v Speaker 1>it all gets explained in the entrance anyways, right.
<v Speaker 2>Like they need well, you know who was working here,
<v Speaker 2>so like you know, like got to force feed it
<v Speaker 2>to you, and it's gonna happen next and he points
<v Speaker 2>at Big T says, not you, big man, fuck you
<v Speaker 2>get cot off next. Yeah, man, fucking rob Terry getting
<v Speaker 2>sidearmed here. I guess he helped Robby get his one win,
<v Speaker 2>which was a count out win over Jeff Arty.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I mean Today explains it during Robbie's entrance that
<v Speaker 1>this is a three way.
<v Speaker 7>Now.
<v Speaker 1>I still don't understand how that replaces three separate singles
<v Speaker 1>matches with the pope.
<v Speaker 3>Was it supposed to be a four way?
<v Speaker 1>The Ft series is all singles matches. It was supposed
<v Speaker 1>to be anyways, and these.
<v Speaker 2>Guys were all scheduled to have matches against the Pope,
<v Speaker 2>but now they're having with each other, even though they
<v Speaker 2>already were going to God.
<v Speaker 3>Because I thought they were. He was talking about like
<v Speaker 3>there's supposed to be a four way with the Pope
<v Speaker 3>in it, and now you do not have a match.
<v Speaker 3>But it was like they're all doing singles.
<v Speaker 2>Well yeah, right, and they just do this here because
<v Speaker 2>Pope shoot gets hurt. I mean, Robbie FU comes out
<v Speaker 2>vip entrance. He grabs some because Big T's not out here,
<v Speaker 2>so he grabs a random dude and makes them open
<v Speaker 2>his little barricade killing because he he's not gonna do
<v Speaker 2>it himself.
<v Speaker 1>Robbie E comes out vip entrance. He gets five points.
<v Speaker 1>This is the last match. This is so fucking funny.
<v Speaker 1>Oh man, Like rob Van Damn, Jeff Hardy just come
<v Speaker 1>out here walking and Robbie he gets this big interest
<v Speaker 1>for himself and he has five fucking points. He got
<v Speaker 1>off and out.
<v Speaker 2>Dude. Yeah, so yeah, Robbie E has five points. Rbdy's
<v Speaker 2>in third with fifty five points, and AJ's and fourth
<v Speaker 2>with fifty points. The top four move on to no
<v Speaker 2>surrender and the winner gets a title shot at bound
<v Speaker 2>for Glory. Uh anyway, Brittany rob bad damn.
<v Speaker 1>Yes. So AJ Styles makes his entrance for this match,
<v Speaker 1>and he looks awesome. I mean, this is good. As
<v Speaker 1>he makes his entrance here, though, they start discussing his
<v Speaker 1>current angle that's happening outside of the BFG series, and
<v Speaker 1>it just makes you wonder, what the fuck is going
<v Speaker 1>on here?
<v Speaker 2>I was so confused. So Today is explaining it. He's like,
<v Speaker 2>not only does A have to do it too? It
<v Speaker 2>would to buy so fast that I almost didn't catch it.
<v Speaker 2>He says, not only does A you have to do
<v Speaker 2>A two opponents tonight, but tonight he'll find out the
<v Speaker 2>results of his paternity tests. Whoa, whoa, whoa What? I
<v Speaker 2>didn't know this was the culmination of this whole time.
<v Speaker 2>What if he's the father of Claire Lynch's baby.
<v Speaker 1>Holy It's so funny because the BFG series, for all
<v Speaker 1>its worth, is supposed to set up the main event
<v Speaker 1>of Bound for Glory, and it even feeds into No
<v Speaker 1>Surrender where they do the semi final matches and we're
<v Speaker 1>worried about aj styles paternity tests for Claire Lynch's baby.
<v Speaker 1>AJ Styles comes out here with all the pyro he
<v Speaker 1>comes out he's the coolest guy ever Grand Slam Champion. Yes,
<v Speaker 1>is he the father of Claire Lynch's child.
<v Speaker 2>We'll find out later. Fuck this stupid match. The real
<v Speaker 2>thing is happening later, paternity test.
<v Speaker 1>It's so funny because I know the angle, I know
<v Speaker 1>how all this happens and everything, but it's just so
<v Speaker 1>funny just hearing it. I imagine someone watching this for
<v Speaker 1>the first time, just out of context. It's just like,
<v Speaker 1>what the fuck is this?
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, dude, Aces and Eights jump the pop and now
<v Speaker 2>AJ styles hasn't.
<v Speaker 1>So AJ and rv D double team Robbie E to
<v Speaker 1>start double back elbows, sends him out. RVD and AJ
<v Speaker 1>trade headlocks, pins back and forth. RVD does his little
<v Speaker 1>leg trap pin. Always thought that was.
<v Speaker 2>Cools a little scissor pin. I do like that, and
<v Speaker 2>they do a little indie standoff out of that, of course,
<v Speaker 2>and Robbie's whole thing here is that they are not
<v Speaker 2>paying a digit to him, so he has to try
<v Speaker 2>to get involved, and then when he tries to get involved,
<v Speaker 2>they both kick his ass and throw it back outside.
<v Speaker 1>So Robbie comes in and gets double hip tossed. AJ
<v Speaker 1>then fucking just kills him with the sidedo souplex funny.
<v Speaker 2>He like, Robbie is charging RVD in the corner. It
<v Speaker 2>felt awkward, like it felt like maybe this wasn't supposed
<v Speaker 2>to happen. AJ snatches him off and suplexes them. Is
<v Speaker 2>hard possible?
<v Speaker 1>AJ hits his drop down drop kick and that's it.
<v Speaker 3>Flush.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, it looks awesome. AJ goes to dive, but Robbie
<v Speaker 1>comes in and cuts him off of the line.
<v Speaker 2>Yes.
<v Speaker 1>AJ chops down Robbie and hits a flying line splash
<v Speaker 1>into the corner. Right as we go into commercial, here
<v Speaker 1>we come back. Robbie E is up on AJ. RVD
<v Speaker 1>tries to come back in, but Robbie knocks him off
<v Speaker 1>the apron.
<v Speaker 2>Dude, did you see the thing they showed that happened
<v Speaker 2>during the fucking commercial? It was unbelievable, fucking RVD. I
<v Speaker 2>don't know why they didn't do this just on the show.
<v Speaker 2>RVD does a monkey flip to AJ out of the
<v Speaker 2>corner and AJ lands on the other side of the
<v Speaker 2>rings corner. It was ridiculous, and they showed it like
<v Speaker 2>a little square. I said, dude, what the fuck showed
<v Speaker 2>that on the show.
<v Speaker 1>So RVD tries to come back in, Robbie knocks him off.
<v Speaker 1>RVD and Robbie are fighting on the floor when AJ
<v Speaker 1>hits a dive on both of them. AJ throws rv
<v Speaker 1>his His house shows are always awesome.
<v Speaker 2>The dude, Okay, he gets like he like levitates on
<v Speaker 2>his which is super crazy to watch.
<v Speaker 1>AJ throws rv D in it, hits a ushi Groshie
<v Speaker 1>for a two. RVD hits a springboard kick and rolling
<v Speaker 1>thunder on AJ, then a spinning heel kick on a
<v Speaker 1>Robbie and a standing moon salt for a two.
<v Speaker 2>Mm hmm. And now he's done. He said, all right,
<v Speaker 2>that's me.
<v Speaker 1>RVD throws Robbie each to the floor. Then AJ runs
<v Speaker 1>past him and flips off the ropes, hitting this styling
<v Speaker 1>d DT to rob and damn. RVD kicks AJ heads up,
<v Speaker 1>but AJ cuts him off. Rv D fore arms AJ
<v Speaker 1>off the top and hits the frog splash, but Robbie
<v Speaker 1>rolls in and stack pins rv D for the win.
<v Speaker 2>I I thought that, I mean, like, I guess they
<v Speaker 2>I don't know what they just didn't want or AJ
<v Speaker 2>to get pinned or whatever. I'm cool with it. I
<v Speaker 2>just thought it was funny. You ship RVD just hit
<v Speaker 2>his finish on AJ and the guy Robbie thought was
<v Speaker 2>a good idea if it was rv D, and then
<v Speaker 2>he did, I thought you did throw rv D.
<v Speaker 3>Oh and then Finnah, yeah, exactly. He just goes every
<v Speaker 3>time though he.
<v Speaker 2>Does, that's true. He five stars, he has to sell more.
<v Speaker 2>And Robbie said, oh, fuck, you're hurt. I'm gonna roll
<v Speaker 2>you up today even says he does not even like
<v Speaker 2>Mattie says, you gotta gotta be kidding me.
<v Speaker 1>What the.
<v Speaker 2>Robbie e backs up up with a ramp and says,
<v Speaker 2>rv D, you take me serious?
<v Speaker 1>God damn it?
<v Speaker 2>And uh well, they say, Robbie is still in a
<v Speaker 2>horrible spot here at the eleventh hole test, which really
<v Speaker 2>is uh is how this Bound for Like? I don't
<v Speaker 2>think the Bound for Glory series is a bad idea
<v Speaker 2>in like Billy five, Like the concept is like fine,
<v Speaker 2>It's just I think when it gets down to it,
<v Speaker 2>like a lot of this doesn't make sense, especially one
<v Speaker 2>of these that happens later.
<v Speaker 1>I mean, this is a big series. I mean, for
<v Speaker 1>all it's worth. I mean, take away the shitty way
<v Speaker 1>he wanted or whatever. That's the biggest win of this
<v Speaker 1>guy's life. He just pin rough fan Damn and a
<v Speaker 1>j These are two for were world champions here, Yes,
<v Speaker 1>dude legends, and they just didn't play it up as
<v Speaker 1>a big deal. Taz just immediately starts riffing on this dude.
<v Speaker 1>This guy, This guy just got the biggest win ever
<v Speaker 1>against two world champions. It should be a big deal. Yeah,
<v Speaker 1>this guy's an asshole and he won like a bitch
<v Speaker 1>like he did, still win, and it's spun.
<v Speaker 2>The Bound for Glories series actually doesn't really matter here.
<v Speaker 2>This win doesn't mean anything like what a dumb match.
<v Speaker 3>I mean, he's not least anymore. So there's that I
<v Speaker 3>guess true.
<v Speaker 1>So Jeff Hardy is walking and he's got eyes painted
<v Speaker 1>on his eyes, which I thought was.
<v Speaker 2>Sick as fuck. And this is an underrated Jeff Hardy.
<v Speaker 1>One more shit. It is actually pretty good. I like it.
<v Speaker 2>The yeah Jeff comes out here. It's open fight night, boys.
<v Speaker 2>So he comes out and she told you it was
<v Speaker 2>open fight night. They said it at the top. Jeff
<v Speaker 2>gets on the mic, Hello Creature, doing what the fuck
<v Speaker 2>is going on? Hello Zone. Jeff says this will not
<v Speaker 2>be a Bound for Glory series. Match, and os like,
<v Speaker 2>why isn't this a.
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, why don't you just give yourself a world tittle match?
<v Speaker 3>I'm fine for the world title right now, open finite.
<v Speaker 2>Well, he has bigger fish to fry Tony because, uh,
<v Speaker 2>he says, he explains it in the most eloquant way possible.
<v Speaker 2>He says, recent history is my explanation. Anyway, without further ado,
<v Speaker 2>you get on out here, I'm calling you.
<v Speaker 3>It makes you think that they will, like, you know,
<v Speaker 3>they give him like like feeder, you know, like here,
<v Speaker 3>just say something about recent history as your explanation, and
<v Speaker 3>he's supposed to like talk about.
<v Speaker 2>It, but like he did it.
<v Speaker 3>So he just says, recent history is my expiations.
<v Speaker 1>They're actually saying what he's supposed to say.
<v Speaker 2>They said, all right, Jeff, you're going out there to
<v Speaker 2>explain it, you know, the recent history, use your explanation
<v Speaker 2>for this match. Got it?
<v Speaker 1>Yeah exactly.
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, that's like they were like they're coaching him on it,
<v Speaker 3>and then like Bishoff or somebody who's coaching him, and
<v Speaker 3>then he just said, yeah, recent history.
<v Speaker 2>And then Robbie T comes out he says it on
<v Speaker 2>the mic. So he does. He says, big Robbie T,
<v Speaker 2>you get on out here. I'm calling you out, and
<v Speaker 2>Taz goes, huh, that's immediately pairying it, even though like
<v Speaker 2>they're in kind of an angle. I mean, he just
<v Speaker 2>didn't give a.
<v Speaker 1>In the Bound for Glory series.
<v Speaker 2>No, but he helped Robbie E I think beat Jeff
<v Speaker 2>Hardy by a count out.
<v Speaker 1>And that's why, Yes, did he say this is not
<v Speaker 1>a Bound for Glory series match? Obviously it's not like
<v Speaker 1>this guy's not in the boun for Glory series.
<v Speaker 2>Well, recent history is.
<v Speaker 1>Just coming out every week. This is not a King
<v Speaker 1>of the Ring mat. It's just everybody knows.
<v Speaker 2>No, we know this is not for the world title. Else, No,
<v Speaker 2>get on out here. What Yeah, so Jeff Hardy's big
<v Speaker 2>open fight. I think by the way, also, Jeff Harty
<v Speaker 2>was out here earlier when we were dealing with the
<v Speaker 2>aces and eighths issue. I guess that's not as big
<v Speaker 2>of an.
<v Speaker 3>Issue, right, Why didn't you call anyone from a J
<v Speaker 3>O Dooyle.
<v Speaker 1>He's just got I mean, Robbie T guys is so
<v Speaker 1>fucking big. I mean, this is the biggest guy I've
<v Speaker 1>ever fucking seen.
<v Speaker 2>He is sweating, he is sweating juice.
<v Speaker 1>You know, one step away from a biological disaster or something.
<v Speaker 6>What was it?
<v Speaker 1>He said it was something crazy.
<v Speaker 2>That's that's fuck.
<v Speaker 1>That's all I think about. The first thing I go
<v Speaker 1>to is that Scott Stider from a biological disaster. It
<v Speaker 1>probably wasn't that. I don't know what it was, oly ship,
<v Speaker 1>but anyways, so Jeff Arty calls him out and Big
<v Speaker 1>Rob immediately walks to the back and throws the list
<v Speaker 1>on the ground. You want to call me out. This
<v Speaker 1>isn't about for gory series match.
<v Speaker 2>They did that earlier with the tarot one too, So
<v Speaker 2>I guess all the open fight night matches they want
<v Speaker 2>you to see that like they weren't prepared. And how
<v Speaker 2>Robbie T or was it prepared? Was he had the
<v Speaker 2>list and now he doesn't?
<v Speaker 3>Standing in Gorilla, so Hardy gets the upper hand here pretty.
<v Speaker 1>Quickly, but Robbie T lines him down.
<v Speaker 2>Dude, they and fucking today calls it the decapitation clothesline.
<v Speaker 2>Nate Hatred versus Robbie T would be a fucking unbelievable
<v Speaker 2>match for me.
<v Speaker 1>The crowd is chanting steroids, steroids.
<v Speaker 2>Jeff Arny.
<v Speaker 1>So Jeff catches Robbie T with the back elbow and
<v Speaker 1>hits the whisper in the wind for it too.
<v Speaker 2>And he kicks him right in the fucking head as
<v Speaker 2>he lands on that whisper of the wind, Like there
<v Speaker 2>was no point that Robbie T was catching him. And
<v Speaker 2>I don't know if there was any intention for Jeff
<v Speaker 2>Harty to not kick him directly in the head.
<v Speaker 1>Just wait for the swanton.
<v Speaker 2>Oh my god.
<v Speaker 1>So Jeff Hardy hits the ropes and lines Robbie T
<v Speaker 1>literally three times in a row till he finally goes down.
<v Speaker 1>I love that, by the way. I thought it was great, awesome.
<v Speaker 1>Hardy hits an atomic drop and Robbie T bumps and
<v Speaker 1>then pushes him back off the ground with his feet.
<v Speaker 1>Didn't love that. You have me and then you lost me.
<v Speaker 2>Taz also says when he does the atomic drop, he says,
<v Speaker 2>that's like lifting a small foreign car. Look at the
<v Speaker 2>size of this guy. He's got more muscle on than you, Tonay,
<v Speaker 2>and Today says slightly.
<v Speaker 1>Jeff hits the twist. Oh as Mike Today calls it.
<v Speaker 2>Okay, I'm glad you fucking caught that. Was this the thing?
<v Speaker 2>And I don't twist the twist?
<v Speaker 1>Do the twist? Oh fate which sets him up for
<v Speaker 1>the Swanton bomb, which.
<v Speaker 2>Swanton is egregious. This is full Jeff Harty was fucking
<v Speaker 2>not fucking with this guy.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, swan Tom bomb and it shows from the cam
<v Speaker 1>above them, and he lands literally as much on top
<v Speaker 1>of him as possible.
<v Speaker 2>Well, to be fair, Rob Terry is very wide, so
<v Speaker 2>there might not have been much room for him to
<v Speaker 2>go anywhere else.
<v Speaker 1>Hmm. That's probably what he told him backstage. So he
<v Speaker 1>got to a pre tape here, Kazarian and Christopher Daniels
<v Speaker 1>are here and Daniels has his apple Tini.
<v Speaker 2>Daniel says, come on, they just wanted Cauzarias is absolutely not.
<v Speaker 2>They just trying to get him to drinking apple Tini.
<v Speaker 2>And the camera guy says, hey, tonight's a big paternity test.
<v Speaker 2>Becauzaria says, if you want to call it that, or
<v Speaker 2>the night that redneck scrot adds another young into his clan.
<v Speaker 1>Jesus Kazarian hates this guy.
<v Speaker 2>He is the angriest man ever. I don't know if
<v Speaker 2>I remember how much he despised Aj Styles here and
<v Speaker 2>Daniel says, you see a just Styles thinks all the
<v Speaker 2>n the's are coming out tonight but the problem with
<v Speaker 2>that is that he hasn't heard all the questions yet.
<v Speaker 2>And the camera guy says, ah. Daniels and Zara go
<v Speaker 2>back to the ship and he says, listen, cas is
<v Speaker 2>for you. Becauzaria says, absolutely not, that's disgusting, and Daniel
<v Speaker 2>says one a day keeps the doctor away. Man, Come on,
<v Speaker 2>Becauzaria says, that's for an apple. This was a great
<v Speaker 2>duo of bad influence. I love the things together.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, Apple, teeny Daniels was good work, tremendous. We go backstage,
<v Speaker 1>Sting calls out the aces and eights again.
<v Speaker 2>It's back from commercial and the first thing you see
<v Speaker 2>is Sting staring directly into the camera looking just fucking insane.
<v Speaker 2>He has a He's staring at the camera and he
<v Speaker 2>goes ah, and he says, I've given you a car
<v Speaker 2>blotch around here. Come on, man, I'm looking for you.
<v Speaker 2>It's obvious you know your way around here pretty good.
<v Speaker 2>I'm not hiding. I'm easy to find. Ooh you patch
<v Speaker 2>one in, Well.
<v Speaker 1>Guess what.
<v Speaker 2>Come back and I'll dail you the dead man's hand.
<v Speaker 2>Show my boys, I'm easy to find. And he walks away.
<v Speaker 2>You're not so easy to find anymore. You're leaving the
<v Speaker 2>spot that I know you were. Get back here? How
<v Speaker 2>can I find you fucking thing?
<v Speaker 1>So we go to a pre tape. It shows AJ
<v Speaker 1>Styles going into a hotel room with Dixie Carter.
<v Speaker 2>Yes, they this is the Claire Lynch story, which they
<v Speaker 2>pretty much play on fold here. I again, I didn't
<v Speaker 2>realize that this was the end of it, Like this
<v Speaker 2>is where the Claire Lynch stuff ends. So they no
<v Speaker 2>wonder why they fucking did the whole kaboodle here. So yeah,
<v Speaker 2>AJ says, you know, things aren't always what they see,
<v Speaker 2>and Daniel says, walksplaying this, and they show like a
<v Speaker 2>camera of someone recording Dixie Carter going into a room
<v Speaker 2>with AJ, and Daniel says, we have proof positive of
<v Speaker 2>the assorted affair between AJ and Dixie Carter, and A
<v Speaker 2>just tells Dixie, we gotta get out of it, you know,
<v Speaker 2>we gotta get this out here. I'm falling apart. Then,
<v Speaker 2>I don't know where this comes in. I guess just
<v Speaker 2>to They don't really explain the AJ Dixie party. This
<v Speaker 2>is kind of ends after this that Claire Lynch comes
<v Speaker 2>down and says, my name is Claire Lynch and Dixie
<v Speaker 2>and AJ aren't having an affair. I'm an addict. They
<v Speaker 2>don't in this video. They don't explain why, like a
<v Speaker 2>J and Dixie had any involvement with her.
<v Speaker 1>I thought it was okay. I thought it was AJ
<v Speaker 1>signed like a new contract with tn A or something.
<v Speaker 1>Was what they were discussing in the room or something. Okay, Yeah,
<v Speaker 1>I think that's what it was.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, Yeah, Why the fuck don't they say that here?
<v Speaker 1>I thought this ship was funny as fuck. They just
<v Speaker 1>have some random women show up in this pre tape.
<v Speaker 1>Dixie and AJ are not having an affair. I'm an addict.
<v Speaker 2>Okay, what's wrong with you?
<v Speaker 1>I'm an addict? What is that?
<v Speaker 2>So? Like, what's the deal with the send you to impact?
<v Speaker 2>Like to interrupt Scorpio Sky Center over here, Harold Howard.
<v Speaker 2>So Daniels says, there's part of the story you don't know.
<v Speaker 2>You can see she's pregnant, Old On, That's not true.
<v Speaker 2>She doesn't look pregnant whatsoever. And Daniel says the bastard's
<v Speaker 2>daddy is AJ Styles. So Claire Lynch is now on
<v Speaker 2>the side of Daniel's a gazarian, I guess, And she
<v Speaker 2>shows up with very big ass pictures of her and
<v Speaker 2>AJ and Bed, and the camera guy says, come on, Aj,
<v Speaker 2>you it's an answer. You are the father, and a
<v Speaker 2>J flips and says, I don't know. I don't know.
<v Speaker 2>He says, Daniels, you beat me tonight and I'll accept
<v Speaker 2>I'm the father of Claire's child. But when I beat you,
<v Speaker 2>I get the points and I'll get a paternity test.
<v Speaker 2>I'm not sure which one's more important there. This also
<v Speaker 2>doesn't make any fucking sense.
<v Speaker 1>Nobody care about the damn points.
<v Speaker 2>Why that's true, especially not later. Aj. The only way
<v Speaker 2>he could get a paternity test is if he beats Daniels.
<v Speaker 1>You can't just do this, dude, anyways.
<v Speaker 3>He's just otherwise, he's just gonna accept responsibility of the
<v Speaker 3>baby even if it's not.
<v Speaker 2>All right, Daniels, you win, and I'll fucking take care
<v Speaker 2>of this kid.
<v Speaker 3>That's still the wrestling thing I've ever heard ever, Like,
<v Speaker 3>I'll take care of this child if you beat me
<v Speaker 3>in a match.
<v Speaker 2>All right, Well, Daniels pins them, but it's with the
<v Speaker 2>help of Kazarian holding AJ's legs down on the outside.
<v Speaker 2>But the ref saw it, and then AJ beat Daniels
<v Speaker 2>with how it looked like is he beat him with
<v Speaker 2>the pele. I don't know if that's actually what happened,
<v Speaker 2>but that's how they d it to us here. So
<v Speaker 2>that's the story here. I don't understand it, and I
<v Speaker 2>understand even less in this segment, So Jeremy Boresh jb
<v Speaker 2>Jeremy Boresh in the ring, ladies and gentlemen. As a
<v Speaker 2>result of last week's match up between a thousand Grisford Daniels,
<v Speaker 2>it is now time to reveal the results of the
<v Speaker 2>paternity test again. The bound flowers here is going on.
<v Speaker 2>These guys are in it world titles. Uh for some contenders.
<v Speaker 2>That's one of the champions here, two aces of the
<v Speaker 2>fed and uh. But the important thing here the pternity test.
<v Speaker 2>So Aj comes out to no music, holding his ribs
<v Speaker 2>of course from the five star frog splash. The crowd
<v Speaker 2>channing Jerry as well as who's your daddy, and Aj says, well,
<v Speaker 2>I guess we're about to find out who the daddy is,
<v Speaker 2>aren't we? But let me say first, I want you
<v Speaker 2>to let you know how I feel about this whole situation. Sorry,
<v Speaker 2>he says, I'm sorry to my friends who had to
<v Speaker 2>go through this with me, started my fans gotta put
<v Speaker 2>up with this crap. Most of all, I'm sorry to
<v Speaker 2>my family. I have to go. You know that I
<v Speaker 2>have to go through this, and that's none of my life.
<v Speaker 2>I can't remember, and then I wish it never exists.
<v Speaker 2>But something did happen that night with Claire. I don't
<v Speaker 2>know what, but I do know this. If I'm the
<v Speaker 2>father of Claire's baby, I'll accept responsibility for that child.
<v Speaker 2>But but but if that child is not my baby.
<v Speaker 2>Christopher Daniels Cuzarian, I don't want you to say another
<v Speaker 2>word to me as long as you live. And Jeremy
<v Speaker 2>Boy says, all right, well would you welcome Claire Lynn?
<v Speaker 2>And I was like, oh wow, Clairelyn has a theme song.
<v Speaker 2>Didn't even come out to music. It clearly says a
<v Speaker 2>tron and music, But no, it is awesome. It's Daniels
<v Speaker 2>and Kazarian that come out here. So Kazaria comes out
<v Speaker 2>with the micaus AJ shut up for God's sake, and
<v Speaker 2>this is so funny. He says, for God's sake and
<v Speaker 2>it cuts to AJ's face and he's like, you still
<v Speaker 2>care more about yourself than that damn demon seed you
<v Speaker 2>put in Claire's womb. Dude, It's unbelievable. It's whole promo's nuts.
<v Speaker 2>You make me sick it Selfish fricks like you that
<v Speaker 2>have caused the youth of the great country to act
<v Speaker 2>out aggressively more so than ever, creating an epidemic of
<v Speaker 2>bullying the likes we've never seen. It's absentee fathers like you, AJ.
<v Speaker 2>That is the reason that our prison systems are full
<v Speaker 2>of violent, angry, bastard criminals that could have turned a
<v Speaker 2>corner with just a few loving words from their daddies
<v Speaker 2>and the truth stakes, doesn't it your whole life, You've
<v Speaker 2>only been concerned with the phenomenal one and starting now
<v Speaker 2>And he crouches down a bit and he does AJ's buzz.
<v Speaker 2>You need to be concerned with the little warm And
<v Speaker 2>I was hoping this is where they showed the AJ baby,
<v Speaker 2>but sadly it was not.
<v Speaker 1>How baby not make the pre tape, I know, yeah,
<v Speaker 1>like yeah, like, I.
<v Speaker 2>Guess maybe they were trying to minimalize how much Claire
<v Speaker 2>they were showing, even though she's the fucking center of
<v Speaker 2>this story. But I mean, the AJ baby was a
<v Speaker 2>form signature specialty for a bit.
<v Speaker 1>You're not the phenomenal one anymore. You need to be
<v Speaker 1>worried about the little one is very good, and the
<v Speaker 1>little one also does his thought.
<v Speaker 2>Womb from your demon seed.
<v Speaker 1>Dude.
<v Speaker 3>I like how AJ is to blame for the whole
<v Speaker 3>generation of bullies, Like the entire generation is all AJ
<v Speaker 3>Stylla's fault.
<v Speaker 1>And prison reform not happening.
<v Speaker 2>So Daniels gets on the mic and he says, let's
<v Speaker 2>not worry about the damn image that you're gonna do
<v Speaker 2>this child in the future. Let's talk about the damage
<v Speaker 2>you've already done. You called Clare Lynch out here, JB.
<v Speaker 2>But she's not here tonight. She quit, She doesn't work here.
<v Speaker 1>She wasn't happy with how she was being presented on.
<v Speaker 2>She's on the whole cred right now instead, So Daniel says,
<v Speaker 2>do you know why she's not here? Claire Lynch is
<v Speaker 2>in a Florida hospital right now. She suffered a placental disruption,
<v Speaker 2>and I know my fans join me in wishing her
<v Speaker 2>the speediest of recovery.
<v Speaker 1>We said, her situation is touch and go. She gonna die.
<v Speaker 2>That's what it fought. Okay, I thought that too. I said, oh,
<v Speaker 2>this is like, this isn't just a kid thing, like
<v Speaker 2>she's dying here. And then some old ladies starts coming
<v Speaker 2>down the ringside with a briefcase. I thought it was
<v Speaker 2>a member of Aces.
<v Speaker 1>And is that c J o'doyle. He was just passed
<v Speaker 1>in earlier.
<v Speaker 2>She's not here to get a pat.
<v Speaker 3>She's got her cut on, ready to get paste.
<v Speaker 2>Still, this lady fucking comes out. And this woman gets
<v Speaker 2>in the ring and snatches the mic from Daniels and
<v Speaker 2>she says, my name is Grace Stein. Ship, Grace Stein,
<v Speaker 2>what's up?
<v Speaker 1>She grabbed the mic and said, my.
<v Speaker 2>Name is k oh thank Kane down too. She considering
<v Speaker 2>my name is CJS.
<v Speaker 1>My name sorry, that's just a little wrestling.
<v Speaker 2>Is actually Grace she So, Grace says she's the attorney
<v Speaker 2>for Claire Litch and as Claire's legal representative, I've been
<v Speaker 2>authorized to read this legal statement. And Daniels walks up
<v Speaker 2>to her and and he says, hold on, maybe you
<v Speaker 2>shouldn't do that, and she said get your hands off me, sir.
<v Speaker 2>The crowd pops you, and JB leans in and says
<v Speaker 2>can you put then might close anyon mouth. So Grace
<v Speaker 2>Stein says on or about the date January twenty twelve.
<v Speaker 2>I was approached by mister This is a message from
<v Speaker 2>Claire Lynch. Of course, I was approached by mister Daniels
<v Speaker 2>and mister Cuzering to be a part of a scheme
<v Speaker 2>to frame an ultimately blackmail mister A. J. Styles. To
<v Speaker 2>my deepest regret, I participated in numerous illegal and unethical activities,
<v Speaker 2>including adding sedatives to a cola beverage that rendered mister
<v Speaker 2>Styles unconscious during that evening, photographs were taken that were
<v Speaker 2>used to perpetuate this fraud and create the basis of
<v Speaker 2>the ultimate goal of blackmail. I've advised my attorney to
<v Speaker 2>contact authorities and I'm prepared to take responsibilities for my actions.
<v Speaker 2>And my deepest regret was the accusation made against mister
<v Speaker 2>Styles and naming him as responsible for my pregnancy. The
<v Speaker 2>truth of the matter is I am not, nor have
<v Speaker 2>ever been pregnant. And AJ has fired the fuck up.
<v Speaker 2>He's so fired up, he's just doing the AJ taunt
<v Speaker 2>to the crowd like he does. The arms is fucking great.
<v Speaker 2>Daniels is flipping out, He's telling him the cutter mic
<v Speaker 2>and Grace continues and says this too. Was part of
<v Speaker 2>a sort of plan to cause irreparable harm to mister
<v Speaker 2>styles professional and personal life. I cannot convey my deepest
<v Speaker 2>regrets and can only ask that mister Styles, his family
<v Speaker 2>and friends someday forgive me for my actions. And some
<v Speaker 2>dude in the crowd yells no way, and Grace says
<v Speaker 2>Ages Styles has always been the man that they know
<v Speaker 2>him to be, respectfully and with deepest regrets. Claire Lynch so, okay,
<v Speaker 2>not pregnant, but did do some illegal shit, and Daniels
<v Speaker 2>and Gazarian are dealing with an attorney on the show
<v Speaker 2>that knows this, and the cops have been contact yeah yeah,
<v Speaker 2>and nothing ever happens of this after no one gets arrested,
<v Speaker 2>Like there's nothing.
<v Speaker 3>I think they never speak of it ever again after this, Right,
<v Speaker 3>they're like yeah.
<v Speaker 2>I mean like they probably like reference it just because
<v Speaker 2>you know, the whole hangle is fucking hinges on this,
<v Speaker 2>but like, no, like Cuzarion and Dangels don't face any
<v Speaker 2>legal trouble or anything. At least a day of in
<v Speaker 2>jail would have been nice for this, but thankfully the
<v Speaker 2>Bound for Glory series it means more uh than that.
<v Speaker 2>So the police let them.
<v Speaker 1>There's possible points on the line. That's what they should
<v Speaker 1>have had the police come in and say, you want
<v Speaker 1>us to arrest them, there's possible points on the line,
<v Speaker 1>Like you're gonna suck up the whole series if we
<v Speaker 1>arrest them, Like, we'll deal with this after the Bound
<v Speaker 1>for Glory series at no surrender? What could possibly happen
<v Speaker 1>to the tag team division in your company that the
<v Speaker 1>champions are here for no surrender? We can't arrest these men.
<v Speaker 2>They all pold the integrity of the tag division even
<v Speaker 2>though they drugged. They just styles. But I mean it
<v Speaker 2>is fine, and he needs to get more points. Really,
<v Speaker 2>somebody needs to get this guy. Somebody should get ten
<v Speaker 2>more points. If only there was Away James to get
<v Speaker 2>ten points.
<v Speaker 1>There's only seven that you could possibly get, right, So
<v Speaker 1>the crowd's fucking excited.
<v Speaker 2>They're chanting for AJ, and Grace gives the fucking mic
<v Speaker 2>back to JB and leaves JB. Jeremy Borash leaves then
<v Speaker 2>AJ in his angriest moment, these guys just tried to
<v Speaker 2>ruin his life. They accused him of cheating, accused him
<v Speaker 2>of having an affair, accused him of being the father
<v Speaker 2>of another's child, and AJ the fucking one thing he
<v Speaker 2>knew to do in his angriest moment was hit a
<v Speaker 2>running in zigiri under. It was awesome. I didn't even
<v Speaker 2>bum rushing. We're double leg them running in zi.
<v Speaker 3>That's tremendously think would have been a pet kick where
<v Speaker 3>he just.
<v Speaker 1>He turns around, turns around and then does the p
<v Speaker 1>as funny as.
<v Speaker 2>That would have been fucking tremendous. So because Aaron ducks line,
<v Speaker 2>he powders, and uh because Aaron Daniels back up the
<v Speaker 2>ramp and AJ says, I'm not the father. How about
<v Speaker 2>that there's no kid. There's no child, just unveil. I
<v Speaker 2>don't know if he got it. Uh So, Yeah, that
<v Speaker 2>was the end of the Claire Lynch angle. Ooh yeah,
<v Speaker 2>I mean like I remember it just for how fucking
<v Speaker 2>bad it was. Like, there's no good memories here. I
<v Speaker 2>remember A j Baby.
<v Speaker 3>Oh yeah, it is something that you remember. Yeah, A
<v Speaker 3>Baby is classic, That's all I remember.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, we go to a pre tape. This is for
<v Speaker 1>Teena's gut check.
<v Speaker 2>Yes, Uh, let's look at a profile of tonight's contestant,
<v Speaker 2>Chris Louie and Chris Louie is here. He's, Uh, he's
<v Speaker 2>just an indie guy. I actually don't know much about
<v Speaker 2>this guy. I try to look it up and just
<v Speaker 2>kind of an indie guy. Uh, been around for a second.
<v Speaker 2>And he says, wrestling is the first thing in my
<v Speaker 2>life I could be proud of. And my kids mean
<v Speaker 2>the world to me, and I want to be a
<v Speaker 2>good example for them. I want to be the father
<v Speaker 2>for them I didn't have. I was like, oh, this
<v Speaker 2>is a fucking nice story here. He says, you know,
<v Speaker 2>wrestling kept them on the street, and he was blessed
<v Speaker 2>to get the phone call from al Snow no one's
<v Speaker 2>ever said that. He says, a major company like TNA
<v Speaker 2>give me a chance to work for them. I said, oh, oh,
<v Speaker 2>this ain't TENA anywhere. Butddy, you're fucked already. I can't
<v Speaker 2>believe they didn't have him redo that.
<v Speaker 6>Uh.
<v Speaker 2>He says, no job coming this way, nowhere, coming this way,
<v Speaker 2>then a TENA opportunity comes out of nowhere. If there's
<v Speaker 2>no storyline here, no writers are writing this, there's nothing
<v Speaker 2>for me to go back home to. Job wise, what
<v Speaker 2>the hell am I gonna How am I gonna provide
<v Speaker 2>for my family?
<v Speaker 1>Dude, this show was so funny. He said, there's nothing
<v Speaker 1>for me to go home to, and he shows picture
<v Speaker 1>of his wife and kids. You know it's o for
<v Speaker 1>my wife and job.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, like a family. But how the hell am I
<v Speaker 2>going to provide for them? He said, I'm way more
<v Speaker 2>motivated than any gut check person that has come through
<v Speaker 2>and maybe half the locker room, and I'm going to
<v Speaker 2>show these judges I have charisma and I know what
<v Speaker 2>I'm doing in the ring, and there's nothing I will
<v Speaker 2>not do to entertain the fans. And I was like, oh, okay,
<v Speaker 2>this is you know what many a strong messages.
<v Speaker 1>Fine kill myself, dude.
<v Speaker 2>I was like, it was gonna end on like a
<v Speaker 2>super like strong, like a raw row note. I'll kill
<v Speaker 2>myself to get a contract.
<v Speaker 3>Whoa, whoa, whoa.
<v Speaker 1>The way he said it was, this whole thing was funny.
<v Speaker 1>I mean this whole, this whole free tape thing. I mean,
<v Speaker 1>the first words you hear from this guy is easy,
<v Speaker 1>money will get you killed.
<v Speaker 2>That's quite a lot, Chris Haverick, send it everything.
<v Speaker 1>There is nothing for me to go and say, wait
<v Speaker 1>a minute, I have kids and my wife. Not bad.
<v Speaker 2>But what I meant was like the job I can't
<v Speaker 2>get a job.
<v Speaker 1>What I meant, I will kill myself to get a contract,
<v Speaker 1>That is.
<v Speaker 6>What I mean.
<v Speaker 2>God damn it.
<v Speaker 1>Can we get a writer or somebody to write this. No,
<v Speaker 1>there's no writers writing this.
<v Speaker 2>God damn it. Yeah, there's not.
<v Speaker 1>Al al I mean.
<v Speaker 2>Instead of like threatening that maybe he should have had
<v Speaker 2>a good match to get a contract.
<v Speaker 1>This guy is absolutely nuts. If Rick Flair is a
<v Speaker 1>part of that team when they decided he gets a contract,
<v Speaker 1>he's getting a contract with TNA.
<v Speaker 2>That Rick Flair is there with a fucking apple teeny
<v Speaker 2>and shit in his pants because he's that's the only
<v Speaker 2>way that he's getting a contract.
<v Speaker 1>And nine ten times he will.
<v Speaker 2>I'm gonna entertain the fans. I don't know about that, buddy.
<v Speaker 2>We'll see, motherfucker.
<v Speaker 1>We'll talk about it. We'll get there in a minute.
<v Speaker 1>There's sure there's that crazy segment after this, so we'll
<v Speaker 1>talk about, Oh my god, our boy Chris louis here
<v Speaker 1>in just a second. Probably not our boy, by the way, but.
<v Speaker 2>Definitely not my boy. Sorry. Sorry.
<v Speaker 1>So we go backstage, Sting approaches three aces and eights
<v Speaker 1>guys who are just here, and then for some reason,
<v Speaker 1>starts method acting Jim Carrey part Jim Jim Carrey.
<v Speaker 3>The whole joker thing is Jim Carrey so funny.
<v Speaker 2>He is so fucking Jim Carrey. It's like unreal, like
<v Speaker 2>Dane Cook. Jim Carrey, Yeah, dude, like yeah. Someone says, hey,
<v Speaker 2>it's stinging, and stings is where you're going? You want
<v Speaker 2>to play some games? All gridden there right now, isn't it? Pregnant?
<v Speaker 1>Pause pregnant?
<v Speaker 2>Pass time for some more games. And he pulls out
<v Speaker 2>a deck of cards and he says, how about some
<v Speaker 2>card games? How about some thirty two card pickup? I
<v Speaker 2>love games to check test game out. That's a lot
<v Speaker 2>of fun. So he fucking cards all over the place. Now,
<v Speaker 2>now he pulls a bat out of his ass. I
<v Speaker 2>don't know where even fucking got this thing from. It's
<v Speaker 2>here now, though, and he launches it over the aces
<v Speaker 2>and eights guys, and behind him is the Halkster and
<v Speaker 2>Hogan grabs the bat out of the air and with
<v Speaker 2>one swing, fucking batman style, takes out two guys with
<v Speaker 2>one swing.
<v Speaker 3>It is so comical, that's the way he swings in.
<v Speaker 2>This is there is and this has to be seen.
<v Speaker 2>If you didn't watch this episode. You have to seek
<v Speaker 2>this out. This is what I imagine was meant to
<v Speaker 2>be Hogan's angriest moment as a human being, because what
<v Speaker 2>he does here is unhuman.
<v Speaker 6>Like.
<v Speaker 2>He lays these two guys out with one swing of
<v Speaker 2>a bat and then he goes ra he's fucking like
<v Speaker 2>growling and drooling like a fucking dog.
<v Speaker 1>Like he's like a dog. And then Jim carries over
<v Speaker 1>here too, and they're being attacked by sons of anarchy.
<v Speaker 2>And the grips the one dude on the ground. If
<v Speaker 2>you ever look at my daughter again, dude, I'll cut
<v Speaker 2>your stinking heart out and feed it to my damn dog.
<v Speaker 2>And he sounds like this.
<v Speaker 1>Super congested. Must have been kicking in that bitch, dude.
<v Speaker 2>At some point he's looking at stinging. It sounds he's
<v Speaker 2>not even growling more. It sounds like he's purring like
<v Speaker 2>a cat.
<v Speaker 3>Is a lot in DNA like during this run, or
<v Speaker 3>he would just be like like heavy breathing like all
<v Speaker 3>the time.
<v Speaker 2>Stinks is right on, Hollywood, you're back. It's shot. Time
<v Speaker 2>for good, Your back, Hollywood, dude, enough for the fucking dog.
<v Speaker 2>He's fucked here. This is unlike Hogan by the way.
<v Speaker 2>The crowd wants to see him in person so bad,
<v Speaker 2>and they don't realize they're not getting him, they're only
<v Speaker 2>getting him in pre tape.
<v Speaker 1>Second, well, they're confused because this show is live, so
<v Speaker 1>like seeing Hogan backstage, he must be here. This is live, right,
<v Speaker 1>But then the video pauses on the last phrase.
<v Speaker 2>My god, dude, that was so fucking funny. I don't
<v Speaker 2>know if anyone caught it, but it legit does freeze
<v Speaker 2>and then goes to commercial like the end of the video.
<v Speaker 2>They didn't have a they didn't go out quick enough.
<v Speaker 3>Oh dude.
<v Speaker 1>It comes back from commercial and today he says, hey,
<v Speaker 1>we're live, by the way.
<v Speaker 2>I don't know, we're wrestling live, and let's take a
<v Speaker 2>look what just went down, and I recap them. Dude,
<v Speaker 2>fucking this is fucked up. Like this is the least
<v Speaker 2>intimidating dude I've ever seen.
<v Speaker 1>So we have Chris Louie versus Gunner.
<v Speaker 2>Dude, Oh my god. Okay, So Jeremy Boresh and lady
<v Speaker 2>and gentlemen, and it is time once again to give
<v Speaker 2>a wrestler the opportunity of a lifetime to perform in
<v Speaker 2>this ring. And next week face the decision of the judges.
<v Speaker 2>Would you please welcome this month's contestant from Nashville, Tennessee,
<v Speaker 2>mister Chris Louie. Chris, we've heard your story. We saw
<v Speaker 2>the video, Chris Louis, this is your gut check, and
<v Speaker 2>I was like, Okay, I wonder who, uh you know,
<v Speaker 2>surely they'll put them in somewhere though you know someone
<v Speaker 2>in there. They'll make him look good, maybe showing him
<v Speaker 2>up a little. I imagine he loses. And then I
<v Speaker 2>see Gunner Titan Toront and I wrote, oh no, this
<v Speaker 2>guy is doomed. He can't possibly have a good match now,
<v Speaker 2>no way. Now, I will say, I don't know if
<v Speaker 2>it was Gunnar's fault.
<v Speaker 1>Well we'll never know. This match sucks as Yeah, so
<v Speaker 1>they they'll do the match this week. They'll find out
<v Speaker 1>next week if he'll get the contract. Yes, he doesn't
<v Speaker 1>get the contract.
<v Speaker 2>Shocking Well.
<v Speaker 1>They meet in the middle and Chris Louis arm drags
<v Speaker 1>Gunner twice and hits a flying shoulder tackle for a zero.
<v Speaker 1>They get lost somehow here, but Louis takes him down
<v Speaker 1>and pins him for a one and then gets up
<v Speaker 1>and yells.
<v Speaker 2>Dude, he pins him off. A double legg accidentally and
<v Speaker 2>goes okay, maybe not.
<v Speaker 1>Gunner needs him in the stomach and takes him to
<v Speaker 1>the corner and starts punching him.
<v Speaker 6>Uh.
<v Speaker 1>Louis starts firing back, but the ref separates him and
<v Speaker 1>Gunner pokes him in the eyes.
<v Speaker 2>Which doesn't matter. Uh.
<v Speaker 1>Louis hits a drop kick on Gunner for a one.
<v Speaker 1>Gunner takes some down time for him too.
<v Speaker 3>It's open fight night.
<v Speaker 1>What if Louis has blown up here? He throws some
<v Speaker 1>punches at Gunner and then a line and then they
<v Speaker 1>fuck up to come.
<v Speaker 2>Back, dude, he finds him ad a few times line,
<v Speaker 2>shitty back elbow attempt a Gunner no cells. Then he
<v Speaker 2>hits a leaping knee and tas goes yep o a
<v Speaker 2>shitty simone drop and I said, oh man, wow, this
<v Speaker 2>is a fucking mess.
<v Speaker 1>He misses a diving head butt and then Gunner picks
<v Speaker 1>him up and hits the shitty f five for the win.
<v Speaker 2>That's the hangar Ey team bro test for the last
<v Speaker 2>two minutes of the match is shitting on this guy,
<v Speaker 2>saying this dude has no urgency. Man, fuck this day.
<v Speaker 3>Oh come on, TES told me you're freaking bony here,
<v Speaker 3>come on, give.
<v Speaker 1>Me some dude, you fucking suck, Like, what do you do?
<v Speaker 2>What do you want, dude?
<v Speaker 8>Like go back to nothing that you haven't Your career
<v Speaker 8>is nothing, dude, I'm not joking.
<v Speaker 3>That's how it ends.
<v Speaker 2>Wait what do they say?
<v Speaker 3>So they he comes to this thing the gut check
<v Speaker 3>next week? Yeah, next week. For some reason, he thought
<v Speaker 3>it was a great idea to bring his wife and
<v Speaker 3>his kid in the front. Bruce Richard says, you know,
<v Speaker 3>I loved your story he had a dream to be
<v Speaker 3>in DNA. Well, I think it's time you wake up
<v Speaker 3>and realize the wrestling business isn't for you.
<v Speaker 2>Ah. Chris Louis right after Versus.
<v Speaker 3>Just says that it shows his wife kid in the front.
<v Speaker 3>Road just very disappointed and said that they that Chris
<v Speaker 3>did not get the job. Oh he was like leading
<v Speaker 3>him on, Like, Yo, I saw you had an emotional
<v Speaker 3>story about your dream to being TNA. Well it's happened
<v Speaker 3>to wake up wrestling stuff for you. Pal.
<v Speaker 1>Oh no, what if you know, Chris Louis, you might
<v Speaker 1>not have made it in TNA, but if we had
<v Speaker 1>a time machine, I'd put you in one of the
<v Speaker 1>early UF season watching.
<v Speaker 2>Oh my god, he'd be fucking fantastic, dude. Wow, yeah,
<v Speaker 2>he would have. He would have been He would have
<v Speaker 2>probably made it to the finals and they got subbed
<v Speaker 2>down in the end because he can't Sandwich.
<v Speaker 1>Hurts quite a bit.
<v Speaker 2>Gotta be honest, you should have said that here at
<v Speaker 2>the end of the match. They asked him, Hey, what
<v Speaker 2>happened to here? Ship?
<v Speaker 1>I mean, if you're gonna do this, you might as
<v Speaker 1>well interview him at the end too, because it makes
<v Speaker 1>for some funny fucking moments like, yeah, I imagine Chris
<v Speaker 1>Louis loses this match. He just blew like half the spot.
<v Speaker 1>They blew the comeback. I don't even know that's your ship.
<v Speaker 1>You know that's your ship. It and uh, he just
<v Speaker 1>goes over to it, puts the mic up to my
<v Speaker 1>field after that one.
<v Speaker 2>Like, oh man, that's again, this isn't live. That's gonna
<v Speaker 2>be We're live, We're live. I'm sorry, damn.
<v Speaker 3>Oh that sucks a brutal I guess, keeping and keeping
<v Speaker 3>it real on the gut check right, Yeah, get out
<v Speaker 3>of this business, burn your boots and go back home.
<v Speaker 2>That's a shame.
<v Speaker 1>He just goes back to ov w to work with alson.
<v Speaker 6>I mean.
<v Speaker 1>Mister Anderson is walking.
<v Speaker 2>Yes, I can't wait.
<v Speaker 1>We have a backstage segment here where o dB is
<v Speaker 1>leaving a voicemail for Eric because he hasn't been on
<v Speaker 1>TV in three weeks.
<v Speaker 2>This is so fucking funny, said, she's on the phone. Ehy,
<v Speaker 2>where you've been. It's been three weeks. I sent you
<v Speaker 2>off for some fried chicken.
<v Speaker 3>I'm hungry.
<v Speaker 2>I say you off for some beer. I know you're
<v Speaker 2>a big fisherman, superstar catching sharks, catching tuna. Well you
<v Speaker 2>need to be doing it is catching your wife. You
<v Speaker 2>need to bring back your pole and fishing these great lakes.
<v Speaker 2>And she's grabbing her boobs. Don't forget and she hangs
<v Speaker 2>up and starts grabbing her titties, and she says, I'm
<v Speaker 2>feeling a little. She looks over the past the camera.
<v Speaker 2>What's your name? It doesn't matter how old are you.
<v Speaker 2>She's gonna fuck some friend.
<v Speaker 1>Dude, Chris louis back elbow.
<v Speaker 2>Like Chris lou should have walked back there and made
<v Speaker 2>his day.
<v Speaker 1>He oh, man, that's tough, dude, that's big back elbow.
<v Speaker 2>Mean, your mouth sucks, bam. She doesn't trumpet. No contract
<v Speaker 2>for you.
<v Speaker 1>If you want to funk me, you can't boom.
<v Speaker 2>I got the contracts. Whoa, yeah, so.
<v Speaker 1>I think Eric Young shows up next week with the chicken.
<v Speaker 2>Oh that's fucking awesome. Oh really okay he was on
<v Speaker 2>a big fishing show at this time, right, is that
<v Speaker 2>that's right?
<v Speaker 6>Yeah?
<v Speaker 3>Okay, yeah, he did like three seasons of that show.
<v Speaker 3>I looked at him.
<v Speaker 2>WHOA good for him left his wife her horny and chickenless.
<v Speaker 1>He loved me too, dude. So now it's time for
<v Speaker 1>the Mister Anderson Open Fight Night Challenge.
<v Speaker 2>Ladies and Gentlemen. Tonight is my very last Bound for
<v Speaker 2>Glory series matchup, and I just so happened to save
<v Speaker 2>the biggest, the baddest, the toughest, and some guy in
<v Speaker 2>the crowd goes Canada says nope, and some guy in
<v Speaker 2>the same area goes and and he says yep. And
<v Speaker 2>the meanest for last of lady and Gentlemen, My opponent
<v Speaker 2>this evening hails from New York City, Bully Ray, so.
<v Speaker 1>This is also New York City, Chris.
<v Speaker 2>The rest of the night is people come on lute
<v Speaker 2>of Pete's ass.
<v Speaker 3>Yep, so he said about for glory. Cheers no, I
<v Speaker 3>don't know. It just works.
<v Speaker 2>Chris, Chris Louis is a power glory Yeers gets negative
<v Speaker 2>twenty points.
<v Speaker 3>Froni, it is below the pope.
<v Speaker 1>Oh my god, well.
<v Speaker 6>Skink calling out Chris, Chris Louise shut down? Sh oh
<v Speaker 6>ship is he calling me? Put the camera backstage of
<v Speaker 6>the locker room? Oh fuck, fuck fuck.
<v Speaker 1>The preaching gets changed, just Chris in three minutes of
<v Speaker 1>thirty seconds, Chris Lucian is gonna hut the show. We're
<v Speaker 1>gonna hit Chris with a b.
<v Speaker 6>H.
<v Speaker 3>We want Louie.
<v Speaker 1>So mister Anderson needs a submission.
<v Speaker 2>Holy fucking shit.
<v Speaker 1>He needs a submission victory to get into the top
<v Speaker 1>four to go to no surrender. This is the last
<v Speaker 1>match that he can possibly get into the final four.
<v Speaker 2>He has forty points. Tess says, the red line of
<v Speaker 2>death is there. They're showing the thing on the screen.
<v Speaker 2>Mister Anderson is in the eighth spot. He has forty points.
<v Speaker 2>A submission victory is ten points and he would be
<v Speaker 2>tied for fourth. So you would think that the story
<v Speaker 2>of this match would be mister Anderson trying to submit
<v Speaker 2>Bulli Ray and Bulliray doing everything he can to not
<v Speaker 2>get submitted. What happens, in said is a match that
<v Speaker 2>has no submissions?
<v Speaker 1>Did you know would have been you know, what would
<v Speaker 1>have been a clever way to do this is if
<v Speaker 1>mister Anderson put the figure four on Bully and then.
<v Speaker 2>He got oh he took a pin. Oh wow, that
<v Speaker 2>actually would have been fucking awesome. What Dick would be
<v Speaker 2>for that?
<v Speaker 1>I know, yeah, that would have been really fucked up.
<v Speaker 2>But they don't tell that story anywhere close, Like the
<v Speaker 2>submission doesn't matter, like that's it's just this is his
<v Speaker 2>last chance to pick up points. He's in eighth place.
<v Speaker 1>Well fuck it, Yeah, I don't care about that. I
<v Speaker 1>have more personal matters to it.
<v Speaker 3>Tend to.
<v Speaker 1>Get your hats out here right now.
<v Speaker 6>This is not.
<v Speaker 9>Due to the history. Would to me, Chris, dude to
<v Speaker 9>the history of the previous match. Kids, that's done.
<v Speaker 2>You ship.
<v Speaker 3>Recent back elbow?
<v Speaker 2>He does that, Mike reaching up and Chris Louis lowers down.
<v Speaker 2>Oh ship.
<v Speaker 10>A man.
<v Speaker 1>So yeah, as we were mentioning he needs dead points
<v Speaker 1>submission into the aforementioned conversation, Yeah, Anderson doesn't go for
<v Speaker 1>a submission. I thought the match was good. It was
<v Speaker 1>it was logically told if you just kind of forgot
<v Speaker 1>about the logical point of him needing the missions to win.
<v Speaker 6>Yeah. Uh.
<v Speaker 1>Bully beats down Anderson and hits a suplex for two.
<v Speaker 1>He backs Anderson down to the corner and is just
<v Speaker 1>throwing shots at him, and the crowd is really starting
<v Speaker 1>to get behind mister Anderson here.
<v Speaker 2>I mean, they still fuck with this guy at this point.
<v Speaker 1>Bubba misses a Vader bomb and we get a double down.
<v Speaker 1>Anderson and Bubba do a strike exchange on their knees.
<v Speaker 1>Boo yeah, boo, yeah, I mean it.
<v Speaker 6>Yeah.
<v Speaker 1>Bubba throws a knee and then hits the ropes, and
<v Speaker 1>Anderson hits a line back elbow spinning neck breaker for
<v Speaker 1>a two. He goes through the Green Bay Plunge, but
<v Speaker 1>he's too gassed and Bubba is too big and he
<v Speaker 1>falls on top of him, which I thought was awesome.
<v Speaker 2>I love that me too. Yeah, it's a good it
<v Speaker 2>played out while he flattened him.
<v Speaker 1>Bubba hits a neck breaker and gets a two. He
<v Speaker 1>climbs up, but Anderson cuts him off and hits the
<v Speaker 1>Green Bay Plunge for a two point nine. Anderson goes
<v Speaker 1>up but Bubba cuts him off and hits a superplex.
<v Speaker 1>Today gets something on his headset and it shows the
<v Speaker 1>camera crew who's in place, and as the Aces and
<v Speaker 1>Eights getting their ass kicked by Robbie T.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, today'sys. Wait a minute, what's going on? You hear that?
<v Speaker 2>And tests all yeah, brother, get a camera back there. So, yeah,
<v Speaker 2>Gunner and Robbie T are beating the shit at Aces
<v Speaker 2>and Eights. Robbie T has a trash can. He hits
<v Speaker 2>some one dude with it kurd angles here, which I
<v Speaker 2>know means he's running in and kicking a dude as
<v Speaker 2>hard as he can head and beating them up. And
<v Speaker 2>then we go back to the ring.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, so Bubba in the ring hits the Bubba bomb
<v Speaker 1>for a two point nine. He grabs Anderson, but he
<v Speaker 1>reverses into a gutcaked e t. Anderson heads up and
<v Speaker 1>hits the asshole bomb for a two point nine. No idea,
<v Speaker 1>Yeah that's.
<v Speaker 3>What bomb, right, My asshole bomb is really good, fantastic.
<v Speaker 2>Wow.
<v Speaker 1>Anderson goes for a line, but Bubba grabs for his cutter.
<v Speaker 1>Anderson reverses and hits the mic check to get the win.
<v Speaker 2>Yes, he did it. He got seven points.
<v Speaker 1>He got seven points, and well he fucking points, are
<v Speaker 1>you a dumb idiot?
<v Speaker 2>This made me mad.
<v Speaker 1>Sadly, he does not get it to the top four,
<v Speaker 1>Like I.
<v Speaker 2>Don't even want him there. I don't want to see more.
<v Speaker 2>But it doesn't make any.
<v Speaker 1>Sense if it was even hinted at that there was
<v Speaker 1>a submission in here somewhere and Anderson had to make
<v Speaker 1>for this decision. That's where commentary can help, right, Like
<v Speaker 1>if he would have made the decision somewhere in the match. Okay,
<v Speaker 1>this submission ship is not gonna I'm not gonna be
<v Speaker 1>able to do it, and I'd rather win than lose
<v Speaker 1>because at the very least I can stop Bubba from
<v Speaker 1>getting into the top four. Right, that was like your
<v Speaker 1>idea because Bubba needed a pin to get into the
<v Speaker 1>top four, and yeah, if he just could make that decision,
<v Speaker 1>But instead we cut backstage and see the fucking aces
<v Speaker 1>and eights fighting and it's just like, why are we
<v Speaker 1>even doing the BFG series Because it seems like every
<v Speaker 1>single match is more about something else happening outside of
<v Speaker 1>the match, then the match is actually mattering and like
<v Speaker 1>they And that's something TA never got is that sometimes
<v Speaker 1>most of the time in a wrestling company, the matches
<v Speaker 1>are what matter, especially in a series where the goddamn
<v Speaker 1>matches matter so much that there is a leader board
<v Speaker 1>of how you win these matches.
<v Speaker 2>It's called the Bound for Glory series, which is the
<v Speaker 2>biggest show they do.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, just a little more care, it would have made
<v Speaker 1>the BFG series a lot better.
<v Speaker 2>I think I get it. Like they didn't want him
<v Speaker 2>to get into the top four, Like that's why he
<v Speaker 2>didn't win by submission. That doesn't mean that he shouldn't
<v Speaker 2>have went for one.
<v Speaker 1>Right, Yeah, I mean if he has to make the
<v Speaker 1>fucking the story is there, if he makes the decision,
<v Speaker 1>you know, like, oh fuck it, Like this isn't gonna work.
<v Speaker 1>Have Bully get to the ropes twice.
<v Speaker 2>The commentary actually didn't really make the story of any
<v Speaker 2>of it, either either side of it, like that he
<v Speaker 2>you know that Bully. They made it at the beginning, okay,
<v Speaker 2>and then they left it and then they left it.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, how silly is that?
<v Speaker 2>It's I mean, it's just super short.
<v Speaker 1>The story aces and eights are here.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, okay, that's we know.
<v Speaker 1>Well, fuck, guys, why are we even doing this? Jeff,
<v Speaker 1>Jeff Hardy down to Jeff Hardy asked that same shit earlier.
<v Speaker 1>Fuck it, this isn't about for gloria'sies. Bad. I don't care,
<v Speaker 1>No one cares.
<v Speaker 2>You guys care no fuck no?
<v Speaker 1>Alright, cool, fuck it, here's Chris Lowly. We care, we care.
<v Speaker 1>So we go to a pre tape and Aces and
<v Speaker 1>Eights member is here with his voice masking.
<v Speaker 2>This is so Delo like Delo doesn't even try to
<v Speaker 2>not cut a Delo prom.
<v Speaker 3>He says, you're looking at the real dealing that.
<v Speaker 2>He does the head bobble. He says, you guys have
<v Speaker 2>been wanting to fight all night long, but you see,
<v Speaker 2>we've been playing our game and in about three minutes
<v Speaker 2>and thirty seconds because for some reason, he knew exactly
<v Speaker 2>when they were going to air this and when the
<v Speaker 2>commercial was gonna come back, and how much time was
<v Speaker 2>left in the show, which I guess was alluding to
<v Speaker 2>who he was. Uh, Aces and Eights is gonna unleash
<v Speaker 2>hell and do what we do best, and that's give
<v Speaker 2>out the dead man fan. Uh yeah, so it's just again,
<v Speaker 2>it's just you know, it's just a little things like
<v Speaker 2>how how is this being shown?
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, just go and play this?
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, got it?
<v Speaker 10>Di loo?
<v Speaker 2>Hey wait is that get.
<v Speaker 1>So? We have the TNA town Hall two. What do
<v Speaker 1>you call this?
<v Speaker 2>Calls yes, so's thing again. He comes out the same
<v Speaker 2>exact thing and he did at the top of the show.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah you're right again. He comes with Angle Aries, Jeff Devon, Anderson,
<v Speaker 2>Big t Robbie gone so much the same.
<v Speaker 1>By the way that they chan't we want Hogan.
<v Speaker 2>Again, they do it over again, Yes you're right, because
<v Speaker 2>they're like, hey, fuck you now, like we see Hogan
<v Speaker 2>on the screen and we know this is live. Where
<v Speaker 2>the fuck is Ogan? Because why would they not Why
<v Speaker 2>would they not think that Hogan was about to come
<v Speaker 2>out here for a big pop and punch a bunch.
<v Speaker 1>Of aces and dudes in the hen right.
<v Speaker 2>They do not get that. So Sting says, all right,
<v Speaker 2>Aces and eights, you said three and a half minutes.
<v Speaker 2>We're at three forty five or four, whatever it is.
<v Speaker 2>It's where are you? No more disappointments, get out here,
<v Speaker 2>and the victims already calling out Aces and Eates and
<v Speaker 2>Sting he's wandering around. Nobody comes out, crowdschanning we want Hogan.
<v Speaker 2>Test says, well, what's the deal? Things pacing around some more,
<v Speaker 2>and Sting says, I don't know maybe if we do
<v Speaker 2>an aces and eighths chan or something and the crowd says, huh, yeah,
<v Speaker 2>that's fucking stupid. I'm guessing this was a little mistimed
<v Speaker 2>here because what an odd thing to say, Well, the
<v Speaker 2>aces and apes are now here.
<v Speaker 1>I don't know.
<v Speaker 2>Yeahs fucking sending out all the guys that are not
<v Speaker 2>wrestlers here.
<v Speaker 1>But the idea South Roster.
<v Speaker 2>Just bring him out, Chuck Taylor in a hood, Can
<v Speaker 2>you come on out here, Ricochet, we need Josh Abercrombie sat.
<v Speaker 1>Dad. Just put the mask on them, sure, do it.
<v Speaker 2>So they come out from the side of the ramp
<v Speaker 2>and the brown sues and some of the dudes now
<v Speaker 2>are coming from the barricade side and they're jumping the
<v Speaker 2>rail and fighting all over the place and hurt of
<v Speaker 2>course once again is just really really really roughing up
<v Speaker 2>one of these dudes, gouging at his eyes and punching
<v Speaker 2>him in the mouth. And there's a pointy here where
<v Speaker 2>they do a wide shot and everyone is brawing, like
<v Speaker 2>inside outside the ring, everyone's brawling, and RVD is wandering
<v Speaker 2>around in the ring.
<v Speaker 1>Jeff Hardy RVD in Austin Areas for most of this
<v Speaker 1>whole thing just kind of stand around.
<v Speaker 2>Dude. Yes, at the fucking back end of this they do.
<v Speaker 2>You're right, it's just so like, I don't got a
<v Speaker 2>problem with these guys.
<v Speaker 1>As coming out to know music and then they do
<v Speaker 1>a prolonged brawl segment where the crowd's also not very hot.
<v Speaker 1>They should have just kept some music playing. They should
<v Speaker 1>have come out to like Pantara Tins or something, just
<v Speaker 1>had that ship play in the whole time. Why not,
<v Speaker 1>you know, just something at least good ass.
<v Speaker 2>Sure, yeah, but instead.
<v Speaker 1>It's my scooters gold or wondering out of the ring.
<v Speaker 10>He plumps out, Doug Inspire, Oh fuck, oh fuck, yes, yes, yes,
<v Speaker 10>I think they're doing.
<v Speaker 1>Paul Wise thing today. My skin is gold and it
<v Speaker 1>comes down and he hit that pad the back elbow.
<v Speaker 1>One of the guy, dude, Kurt Angle, was choking a
<v Speaker 1>guy out. I swear to god it was not pay dude.
<v Speaker 2>I mean that could have been.
<v Speaker 1>I mean they're probably o W guys, you know, one
<v Speaker 1>of them.
<v Speaker 2>He went back, Well, hit the damage.
<v Speaker 1>You know, bad match too.
<v Speaker 3>Too much.
<v Speaker 2>This sucks and guys are whooping the aces and it's ass.
<v Speaker 2>Gunnard takes one of their cuts and throws it on
<v Speaker 2>the ground and Today proclaims it's a freaking root kind
<v Speaker 2>of ken Anderson's punching a dude against the apron and
<v Speaker 2>yelling motherfucker in his face, and they keep having to
<v Speaker 2>bleep it. H Kurt's full on choking the damage.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah there is.
<v Speaker 2>Now they're brawling into the crowd and Gunner's beaten some
<v Speaker 2>dude up and gets glomb from behind. More aces and
<v Speaker 2>eight skis show up, uh, and they come out to
<v Speaker 2>kick Robbie T's ass as well. We go backstage. Hogan's
<v Speaker 2>back here and he's kicking some dude's ass and just
<v Speaker 2>repeatedly throwing.
<v Speaker 1>Him into lockers.
<v Speaker 2>Come dude, and uh they're they're James Storm and ag
<v Speaker 2>Styles are also back there fighting with some of the dudes.
<v Speaker 2>Hogan double goozles this one guy against a locker. James
<v Speaker 2>Storm keeps getting backed up, which I thought he was
<v Speaker 2>gonna get electrocuted gold Dust Style, but I don't think
<v Speaker 2>that happens, thankfully.
<v Speaker 1>No, he does it. It's just it's just I don't know,
<v Speaker 1>compared to other TNA bras, this one wasn't that great.
<v Speaker 2>No, No, It's like it was definitely trying to get
<v Speaker 2>the charm of the main of m Mafia one. I
<v Speaker 2>think that's the one. It was right, but they did
<v Speaker 2>this fucking yeah, right all over the building. Uh yeah,
<v Speaker 2>it wasn't wasn't as well executed here. Uh so they're
<v Speaker 2>brawling in the parking lot here we cut for some reason,
<v Speaker 2>instead of showing any of the fighting going on, we
<v Speaker 2>get a prolonged shot of Austin Arey's Rbdy and Jeff
<v Speaker 2>Hardy wandering around inside of the ring.
<v Speaker 1>Where is everybody?
<v Speaker 2>Well, you want to have a triple thread?
<v Speaker 1>This is going got along?
<v Speaker 2>Y'all got any points for me?
<v Speaker 1>Seven to one? Which one do you guys?
<v Speaker 3>One?
<v Speaker 2>How about four twenties.
<v Speaker 6>Just for me?
<v Speaker 2>I win with four hundred and twenty points. So James
<v Speaker 2>Storm hits one of the dudes in the head with something.
<v Speaker 2>Hogan's choking another guy with the bat going and then
<v Speaker 2>uh one of the other aces and it's guy is
<v Speaker 2>beating the ship out of a j Well, Hogan's too
<v Speaker 2>busy trying to kill this one dude to give him
<v Speaker 2>any help, so he's just stand there choking them.
<v Speaker 6>Uh.
<v Speaker 2>Devon's finding some dudes outside. We're back to the ring.
<v Speaker 2>Aries hits fucking I was so confused at first. I
<v Speaker 2>thought Aris was just bored and just was doing some shit.
<v Speaker 2>He hits the ropes and he dives out of the ring.
<v Speaker 2>I said, holy fuck, where's he going? And then it
<v Speaker 2>last second shows that there's Aces and Eights dudes at
<v Speaker 2>the bottom of the room.
<v Speaker 1>He's sinking missile to the floor.
<v Speaker 2>He mouthfunction malfunction. He saw Chris Louie on his way
<v Speaker 2>down and said, ah, right now. So the Aces and
<v Speaker 2>Eights guys getting the ring and they fight with RVD
<v Speaker 2>and Hardy. Harris is fighting with h I think d
<v Speaker 2>LO is the one he's fighting with out there, the
<v Speaker 2>big bastard, main dude in charge here. Now Aris is
<v Speaker 2>attacking West Briscoe. We don't know it's West Briscoe yet,
<v Speaker 2>but I can tell by the hairs. RVD super kicks
<v Speaker 2>another dude just for fun. Jeff Hardy then gets laid
<v Speaker 2>out by Doc and or knucks and uh, that's where
<v Speaker 2>the things fall apart here. So the two big guys
<v Speaker 2>from this brawl they take out Aries. Now they're loading
<v Speaker 2>a barricade into the ring and it's funny as shit.
<v Speaker 2>They're beside the ring trying to get this barricone the
<v Speaker 2>ring and some of the fans are grabbing the legs
<v Speaker 2>of the barricade and stopping him from bringing it in again.
<v Speaker 2>Swap their heads away, so the barricade gets put on
<v Speaker 2>the top rope. Not Dilo. Brown has a chair and
<v Speaker 2>they put Austin Ay's arms inside the barricade and they
<v Speaker 2>fucking smash his arm with his chair and break it
<v Speaker 2>or his hands.
<v Speaker 1>The World champ, his arm is fucked similar to the Pope.
<v Speaker 2>They smash this up to the Florida Hospital with Clara
<v Speaker 2>Lynch in the boat, so they smash the ship out
<v Speaker 2>of A's arm, and Aces and Eates stand tall because
<v Speaker 2>everyone else is uh busy like, at no point did
<v Speaker 2>they really show the Aces and Eights guys backstage up
<v Speaker 2>except for on AJ for a second, the.
<v Speaker 1>Ring breaking up as arm all the battle.
<v Speaker 2>What happened to rv D? I didn't even see him
<v Speaker 2>get bumped?
<v Speaker 1>Left gotta go? Do I still get my guarantee?
<v Speaker 2>So as A stands all over aries, the crowd is
<v Speaker 2>channing Hogan, this is a disaster. Is good? This is
<v Speaker 2>not good. Hogan can't be the only guy they care
<v Speaker 2>about here. Well, Bully Ray hits the ring and aces
<v Speaker 2>and it's all powder because they're afraid of Bully Ray, right,
<v Speaker 2>that's why they did it. And then of course a
<v Speaker 2>SNS are so afraid of Bully Ray that they all
<v Speaker 2>run outside the building into the parking lot and get
<v Speaker 2>on their motorcycles and drive away, and a very Power
<v Speaker 2>Rangers esque scene, super free tamed cohesive to Yeah, they
<v Speaker 2>were a unit, and they show ends. They show them
<v Speaker 2>driving out of the parking lot all in their motorcycles,
<v Speaker 2>leaving Universal Studios because it's late in the closing the
<v Speaker 2>park down, and they fucking show like the outro screen
<v Speaker 2>and the last thing you hear somebody yell, because this
<v Speaker 2>is how much they fucking are super into the good
<v Speaker 2>guys in this situation. One guy yells, Devon's better. That's
<v Speaker 2>how this show.
<v Speaker 1>I can't believe they kept that part in.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, like what the fuck?
<v Speaker 1>Just mute the show.
<v Speaker 2>Ship on after he saves the world champion that he
<v Speaker 2>was shooting him before. Yeah, brutal. Wow, I mean no,
<v Speaker 2>the riot was definitely not you know, up to par
<v Speaker 2>We watched it, so we we did watch the other one.
<v Speaker 2>By the way, for anyone curious, if we want to
<v Speaker 2>go listen to a review of that one that was
<v Speaker 2>I think was that this year. It feels like it
<v Speaker 2>might have been this year regardless we reviewed that, so
<v Speaker 2>go check that out. C compares to this one. But yeah,
<v Speaker 2>that I mean they, like James mentioned earlier, like these
<v Speaker 2>guys were obviously a presence here, but like so far
<v Speaker 2>none of the people are anyone you should give a
<v Speaker 2>shit about, so like, yeah, how can they really care?
<v Speaker 2>Like it just looks like all the top guys are
<v Speaker 2>getting beat up by je Broni's.
<v Speaker 3>Waiting the whole crowd is waiting for Hogan to make
<v Speaker 3>the say that he doesn't make the same Oh.
<v Speaker 2>My god killed Like yeah, I'm guessing Hogan just wasn't
<v Speaker 2>there for real, Like they take this and he left.
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, there's no reason he wouldn't have been out there.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah right, Like why would you not like say, hey, Hulk,
<v Speaker 2>you gotta go out there and throw some bunches, Like, yeah,
<v Speaker 2>I didn't have an appearance the contract or I'm sure, Well, dude,
<v Speaker 2>I'm not doing extra work. You can send another Hogan
<v Speaker 2>out there.
<v Speaker 1>How about this guy Chris Louie.
<v Speaker 2>For cooking and Chris Louie at the ring? Well that
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