Revisiting WWE SmackDown! 2003 The Debut Of Mr. America, Los Guerreros Steal Kurt Angle’s Medals, Big Show Is A Bully

<v Speaker 1>The Boyson.
<v Speaker 2>Podcast, episode number two hundred and seventy five, we were
<v Speaker 2>back once again to taking it back to the days
<v Speaker 2>of the Fist.
<v Speaker 3>And of course this episode of SmackDown that we were
<v Speaker 3>talking about from May two thousand and three is the
<v Speaker 3>debut of the One the Only Mister America Dude.
<v Speaker 2>Us US James. Come on, yeah, I'm good over here, man.
<v Speaker 2>I'm excited to talk about it though, because it's definitely
<v Speaker 2>an interesting segment one of its sure, and feature Shan O'Hair,
<v Speaker 2>So what else can you ask for?
<v Speaker 1>Really, that was the surprising part to me.
<v Speaker 2>Before we get into that, we have some deadlock updates.
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<v Speaker 3>Oh yeah, man, Tony has been feeding for this all year.
<v Speaker 3>Teddy has been fiending for us to watch this match
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<v Speaker 1>Highly requested from not just me but everybody in the community.
<v Speaker 1>So I had to get back to them.
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<v Speaker 2>IS Survivor Series nineteen ninety eight is that deadly.
<v Speaker 1>Game Deadley games for one deadly game, just one game.
<v Speaker 3>But there was multiple matches, Tony, A lot of games
<v Speaker 3>were being played. The game's not on the show, though.
<v Speaker 3>He is gonna make it. Yeah, he just didn't feel
<v Speaker 3>like working or losing that night.
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<v Speaker 2>All right, now it is time to get into SmackDown
<v Speaker 2>May one, two thousand and three.
<v Speaker 3>Oh yes, the debut of mister America. I mean it's
<v Speaker 3>a two thousand and three is the ideal time for
<v Speaker 3>patriot does? I mean? Yeah? I mean absolutely and what
<v Speaker 3>a I mean, what a better way to celebrate this
<v Speaker 3>wonderful country than with this guy in a mask? But
<v Speaker 3>before we get to this guy in a mask, let's
<v Speaker 3>take a look at what was going on in the
<v Speaker 3>water wrestling at the time with the Wrestling Observer newsletter
<v Speaker 3>from April twenty eighth, two thousand and three. XWF will
<v Speaker 3>run another pay per view, this time based on the
<v Speaker 3>tag team title tournament they did putting the Nasty Boys
<v Speaker 3>over on five to four. We basically got zero reaction
<v Speaker 3>to the first Xbfjoe Meltzers. So there was a tag
<v Speaker 3>title turn that the Nasty Boys won.
<v Speaker 2>Oh so they were the champions of the world.
<v Speaker 3>We didn't see that, I'm assuming right. It feels like
<v Speaker 3>a million years ago now.
<v Speaker 2>I don't remember ever, don't remember a tournament.
<v Speaker 3>I don't remember. Yeah. In TNA News, Meltzer says they've
<v Speaker 3>done a ten times better job of building Jarrett versus
<v Speaker 3>Raven than w w E has done with Rock versus Goldberg.
<v Speaker 3>Meltzer says, when I first realized that a couple of
<v Speaker 3>weeks ago, it sounded like a good point. Now it
<v Speaker 3>seems like I'm making fun of the Jarrett Raven build up,
<v Speaker 3>saying it's only ten times better than a negative number,
<v Speaker 3>which actually would be a ten times longer negative number,
<v Speaker 3>which isn't.
<v Speaker 1>What I meant, is it good?
<v Speaker 3>I mean, he hates he hates this Goldberg rock build
<v Speaker 3>like he thinks they like fucking completely fumbled with Goldberg's debut.
<v Speaker 2>Here Goldberg is that the one where he spared him
<v Speaker 2>in the stomach and he said.
<v Speaker 3>Oh yeah, and then they fought. I think the next one,
<v Speaker 3>I don't know if it was right after that is agreed,
<v Speaker 3>Like that's what he sound me made Yeah, pretty good.
<v Speaker 3>But then like they followed up with a rock concert
<v Speaker 3>where like Goldberg spears Gilberg, GWayne.
<v Speaker 2>Dilling, GWayne Dill.
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, and then like there was something in the Observer.
<v Speaker 3>I didn't write it down, but I read it that
<v Speaker 3>like there was in the meeting about how they're handling
<v Speaker 3>Goldberg something. They was like they were mad because this
<v Speaker 3>is funny as fuck. I guess Goldberg at one point
<v Speaker 3>is standing next to gold Dust, and gold Dust was
<v Speaker 3>taller than him, so they were like, wow, we can't
<v Speaker 3>ever do that again. You know.
<v Speaker 2>It's just I mean, sometimes it can be difficult to
<v Speaker 2>to come into a different company and there's like a
<v Speaker 2>whole bunch of goats around and you got to teg
<v Speaker 2>out where you are you stand on this card and
<v Speaker 2>it's gold Dust.
<v Speaker 3>Buddy, I mean, the real big gold one they already have.
<v Speaker 3>I don't know why they were even really bothering.
<v Speaker 2>Why do they go to that first? Is a question
<v Speaker 2>that everyone should have been asking.
<v Speaker 3>That goldus Goldberg, Yeah right, yeah, yeah, gol Dust wins.
<v Speaker 2>Holy fuck. That would have changed wrestling forever. Oh yeah,
<v Speaker 2>my god, gold Dust that yeah wow, ud, that would
<v Speaker 2>have been different.
<v Speaker 3>That would have changed a lot of lives, probably ours,
<v Speaker 3>Like we'd probably look at wrestling, the wrestler would probably
<v Speaker 3>be a lot different if if gold Dust got that
<v Speaker 3>push there. And like, I I mean, like I agree,
<v Speaker 3>I don't see you know, w W E wasn't handling
<v Speaker 3>the business that well on O three, you know, business
<v Speaker 3>was dying.
<v Speaker 2>So yeah, sure, I mean the yeah right, the smart
<v Speaker 2>play would be just scan the roster for anyone with
<v Speaker 2>a name close to Goldberg's and then go into that
<v Speaker 2>gold Dust is definitely gold Dust is definitely closer than
<v Speaker 2>the Rock.
<v Speaker 3>Well there's I mean that they probably the same thought.
<v Speaker 3>They did have that thought at one point, James, when
<v Speaker 3>they were doing the Rock versus Sham Rock, like that
<v Speaker 3>was that rock then? Now tearing our Patreon, we watched
<v Speaker 3>nineteen ninety eighth Survivor series. You should watch along with
<v Speaker 3>us if you and with this podcast continuing on here,
<v Speaker 3>mister America is now this is fucking Meltzer rights here.
<v Speaker 3>I mean, and this is why he gets a bad rep.
<v Speaker 3>Mister America is Halcokin coming back with the mask doing
<v Speaker 3>the Midnight Rider gimmick. I mean, what is this?
<v Speaker 2>I mean, you know, sometimes you're wrong, sometimes you're right.
<v Speaker 2>I don't really know.
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, I guess you know what that's like saying, you know,
<v Speaker 3>fucking Mabel was going to join the end of you. Oh,
<v Speaker 3>I mean that's like crazy.
<v Speaker 2>Jokasna was gonna get skinny and wear jeans.
<v Speaker 3>Well, Well that's true. That's example, right, Sometimes you.
<v Speaker 2>Shoot for the stars, right and like you see him,
<v Speaker 2>you got some constellations on there.
<v Speaker 3>Uh. There was an incident on the four to twelve
<v Speaker 3>house show in w w E and well, I guess
<v Speaker 3>there's no other fucking company doing the house shows three
<v Speaker 3>in Montgomery, Alabama, but involving Bill DeMott and Nathan Jones.
<v Speaker 3>They wrestled each other that night on the house show.
<v Speaker 3>They had a heated argument and Jack Lanza had to
<v Speaker 3>separate the two. Some say there is more heat on
<v Speaker 3>DeMott as the veteran than Jones. DeMott was frustrated because
<v Speaker 3>he felt Jones wasn't paying attention to him in the match,
<v Speaker 3>and there was a frustration among wrestlers thinking Jones hasn't
<v Speaker 3>shown the desire to improve and practice but seems protected
<v Speaker 3>since he's Vince's pet project. Now I'm gonna side with
<v Speaker 3>Nathan Jones here because that I just want to.
<v Speaker 2>I mean, I can't imagine the match was more than
<v Speaker 2>like goddam of four minutes, So I'm like a little
<v Speaker 2>confused on how you could even get into a heated anything.
<v Speaker 3>What could Nathan Jones have not been listening to? Yeah,
<v Speaker 3>I don't know don't move from the moon salt, don't
<v Speaker 3>kick me in the head that way. He definitely won,
<v Speaker 3>and that's probably what the heat was really for all. Yeah, Yeah,
<v Speaker 3>I'm glad you know. And you don't get this kind
<v Speaker 3>of dissection on any other podcast. I mean, get to
<v Speaker 3>the bottom of this shit quickly. Melt right. Sucks to
<v Speaker 3>be Coachman, full stop, no, according to those. According to
<v Speaker 3>those backstage watching at Raw last week, Vince on the
<v Speaker 3>headset at the gorilla position was screaming at Coach all
<v Speaker 3>night that you're blowing it, and Coach was so frazzled
<v Speaker 3>at times he was afraid to talk. That's fucking show.
<v Speaker 3>I think he's yeah, because this was like the three
<v Speaker 3>man commentary booth.
<v Speaker 2>I think hilarious yelling at him. He's not even on
<v Speaker 2>the show.
<v Speaker 1>He's just eating gorilla.
<v Speaker 2>It's super frazzled all night.
<v Speaker 1>You're the reason Ross sucks right now. I'm not on
<v Speaker 1>the show.
<v Speaker 3>That's the problem. From The Observer. May fifth, two thousand
<v Speaker 3>and three, Vince McMahon held a meeting with almost all
<v Speaker 3>of the talent before the Backlash pay per view to
<v Speaker 3>emphasize what the agents in Jim Ross have been urging talent,
<v Speaker 3>which is a change in the style to a more
<v Speaker 3>matt based, psychology oriented product. Slow it down, that's what
<v Speaker 3>they're saying. The results are going to be more growing
<v Speaker 3>pains are actually non growing educational pains. Melter says it
<v Speaker 3>is far easier to appeal to the audience with a
<v Speaker 3>high flying and faster paced product, particularly the young male.
<v Speaker 3>Switching styles is even more dangerous because the eighties wrestling
<v Speaker 3>audience that understands that style they're trying to implement has
<v Speaker 3>largely been run off. The newest audience was weaned on
<v Speaker 3>dangerous spots waned and with the company's economic indicators all falling,
<v Speaker 3>this would seem like the worst possible time for a change,
<v Speaker 3>but it is largely necessary. The daredevil style of the
<v Speaker 3>last five years has left a legacy of both huge
<v Speaker 3>profits and of crippled bodies. Austin admitted in a WB
<v Speaker 3>website interview that he has probably wrestled his last match
<v Speaker 3>due to neck broms by neck shucks. That's what he said.
<v Speaker 3>He would be risking paralysis by continuing and didn't feel
<v Speaker 3>it was worth it. He needs two more disc huesed
<v Speaker 3>in his neck, but it isn't going to get surgery
<v Speaker 3>done at this time, even when he wouldn't be able
<v Speaker 3>to return. Yeah, I mean he, I mean yeah, even
<v Speaker 3>it is probably a good call for him. Even if
<v Speaker 3>he wasn't heard.
<v Speaker 2>This dude ain't been pitched the goddamn good storyline and
<v Speaker 2>damn near four years, he's probably like, ah, yeah, whatever, man,
<v Speaker 2>just thumb out.
<v Speaker 3>He was having fun, but like, yeah, in terms of
<v Speaker 3>fucking wrestling, I'm sure, like what the fuck would he do?
<v Speaker 3>Like he was just a sheriff. He had a badge.
<v Speaker 3>That's awesome, but like, all right, I'm shick shit up.
<v Speaker 3>He said, ship, I'm gonna bury some shum up coming
<v Speaker 3>talent and then I forget.
<v Speaker 2>Canada, get the fuck off my show.
<v Speaker 3>Because his last match is Mania this year. I think
<v Speaker 3>the rock match. Okay, yes, that's already happened here. Yeah right, Okay,
<v Speaker 3>so yeah, he's he's done done until uh until twenty
<v Speaker 3>twenty two, or he takes a suplex on the floor
<v Speaker 3>from Yeah, that is fucking can say. Uh. There was
<v Speaker 3>heat on Booker, Van dam Test and Stacey Keebler for
<v Speaker 3>arriving more than an hour late to the pay per view.
<v Speaker 3>All four missed the mandatory meeting and Booker and Van
<v Speaker 3>Dam were traveling together as we're testing Keebler and all
<v Speaker 3>were in town the night before, which didn't help their plight.
<v Speaker 2>I mean they were in and they missed the meeting.
<v Speaker 3>Everywhere boys, that's crazy.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I thought it was flight issues or so.
<v Speaker 3>No.
<v Speaker 1>There they were just hanging out.
<v Speaker 3>They do not give a ship smoking weed? Whoa mynor No?
<v Speaker 3>From The Observer May twelfth, two thousand and three in
<v Speaker 3>w News. More notes on Vince's meeting with the wrestlers
<v Speaker 3>before Backlash. As mentioned last week, he told the wrestlers
<v Speaker 3>to tone things down and works loower matches. He said
<v Speaker 3>that there is no longer any competition in wrestling, so
<v Speaker 3>they can tell stories in the ring and protect their
<v Speaker 3>bodies more. There so much skepticism among the wrestlers nowadays.
<v Speaker 2>Six days as old.
<v Speaker 3>Because it was brought up. Then on one hand, they
<v Speaker 3>tell the wrestlers this to slow down, tell stories and
<v Speaker 3>you know, protect their bodies, and then three days later
<v Speaker 3>announced a ladder match on the next payer view.
<v Speaker 4>Yeah yeah, I mean I don't think how do we
<v Speaker 4>even know if they were doing I mean, there was
<v Speaker 4>definitely some guys that were working in a high spot
<v Speaker 4>style back then for sure. I means yeah, but like
<v Speaker 4>I mean the style I mean, sorry, guys, the style
<v Speaker 4>nowadays is way crazier than they could ever imagine.
<v Speaker 3>Oh my god, yeah yeah, not even close, man, Yeah,
<v Speaker 3>what the fuck Goldberg? This is fucking crazy. Goldberg put
<v Speaker 3>up a tape of his match with the Rock on
<v Speaker 3>his website the day after Backlashed, and it was pushed
<v Speaker 3>in a lot of places to see Rock Goldberg match
<v Speaker 3>for free. He wasn't authorized to do so. I have
<v Speaker 3>no idea. There wasn't as much heat over as you think,
<v Speaker 3>only because they were careful and not ruffle his feathers.
<v Speaker 3>He was just asked to take it down. This one's
<v Speaker 3>for you. Tony Triple H had a blurb in the
<v Speaker 3>Raw magazine about Shane Douglas. Oh shit, this is two
<v Speaker 3>thousand and three, says, look at a guy like Shane Douglas.
<v Speaker 3>He made a career out of blasting Rick Flair, saying
<v Speaker 3>Flair should have been teaching him and handing the torch
<v Speaker 3>to him. Why would Flair have given him anything? Shane
<v Speaker 3>Douglass was a bottom of the card guy outside of ECW.
<v Speaker 3>He certainly wasn't in a position to be the next
<v Speaker 3>man in the business. But he will tell everybody under
<v Speaker 3>the sun that he was and that Rick Flair held
<v Speaker 3>him back talk. He's looking at a picture of Shane
<v Speaker 3>just him. I mean, I wonder how many people know
<v Speaker 3>how much of the game gimmick is the franchise.
<v Speaker 1>It's the exact same gimmick. I mean he told that.
<v Speaker 3>If you look at yeah, if you look at Shane
<v Speaker 3>Douglas in like ninety nine, maybe sooner, he looks he's
<v Speaker 3>just like the he That's what Triple H looks like, like, yeah,
<v Speaker 3>fucking everything. It's so weird to go back and look
<v Speaker 3>at It's like, hey, what the fuck is last two
<v Speaker 3>things here? This one's a sad one. I wish I
<v Speaker 3>had a time machine. Ultimore Dragon reports to WWE on
<v Speaker 3>after this coming weekend in Mexico. The reason he's coming
<v Speaker 3>to WWE this is even sadder, even though odds are
<v Speaker 3>he won't be treated nearly this with the same respect
<v Speaker 3>as he is in Japan. Uh sorry, Scott said, a
<v Speaker 3>crazy picture Dragon Blair by James Douglas. So anyway, Ultimate
<v Speaker 3>Dragon's coming to the company. I'll put that picture in
<v Speaker 3>the video versus Ultimate Dragon's coming to the company, and
<v Speaker 3>the reason he wants to come to WWE is that
<v Speaker 3>from his childhood his goal was to wrestle in Madison
<v Speaker 3>Square Garden. Now, if you recall, Ultimo Dragon did wrestle
<v Speaker 3>in Madison Square Garden, he did go the Wrestling twenty
<v Speaker 3>where he came out on the stage and he slipped,
<v Speaker 3>and he slipped and fall on his ass.
<v Speaker 2>Wow.
<v Speaker 3>Why do I remember that?
<v Speaker 1>I don't remember?
<v Speaker 2>Yeah? Wow, Well that.
<v Speaker 3>Was like that was a forum gift legend.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I mean, that was the saddest day ever.
<v Speaker 3>And like to think that he came here, did fuck
<v Speaker 3>all and all you want to do is wrestle there
<v Speaker 3>and on the biggest stage, the biggest show. He fell
<v Speaker 3>on his ass.
<v Speaker 1>Dude, that's that stage was slippery looking.
<v Speaker 2>It was awesome though.
<v Speaker 3>It was fucking sick as fuck. I mean it looks
<v Speaker 3>cool as fucking the games too, like Cane's entrance on
<v Speaker 3>that was sick as hell. Burning buildings was awesome. Last
<v Speaker 3>thing here, The original name for Renee Dupree and Silvan
<v Speaker 3>Grandier as a tag team was going to be La Cock.
<v Speaker 3>The story about how they got the name, and there
<v Speaker 3>are a few insiders who will find this partly funny
<v Speaker 3>or this part really funny. Excuse me, not partly funny,
<v Speaker 3>It was hilarious. Meltzer says that someone from Creative was
<v Speaker 3>watching OVW and heard dupree and you say vivil resistance
<v Speaker 3>and just decided that would be better. So until he
<v Speaker 3>said that on ov W, these guys were debuting on
<v Speaker 3>raw as luck cock spelled l A space c O e.
<v Speaker 2>Q u e ah. Okay, okay, okay, yes, I thought,
<v Speaker 2>you know, for some reason my brain to say, why not? Yeah,
<v Speaker 2>this is l a cock. Yeah, that's crazy.
<v Speaker 3>Well that is it for the wrestling observer portion of this.
<v Speaker 3>Now let's talk about w smacked on May first, two
<v Speaker 3>thousand and three.
<v Speaker 2>All right, now let's jump into smackdow hold on.
<v Speaker 1>You know I always write that A right b L usual.
<v Speaker 1>I have a bottle over intro.
<v Speaker 2>Oh my Big Show is.
<v Speaker 3>Agree, dude? Is that all they did with big toilet?
<v Speaker 3>Slowed everything down? Dude?
<v Speaker 1>He's so big. You see how biggest guy is.
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, I mean it's a lot of frames down.
<v Speaker 2>So Big Show smacked raymis stereo attached to a gurney
<v Speaker 2>onto the ring post at Backlash and his head lego lego, Yes,
<v Speaker 2>his head just smacks the ground.
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, they slowed down the shot of it, and they
<v Speaker 3>keep the audio in so you just hear Dazz and
<v Speaker 3>Muggel Cole just in slow motion.
<v Speaker 2>So then we get the intro for SmackDown, which of
<v Speaker 2>course is still the Beautiful People. I say it every time,
<v Speaker 2>but yeah, the branding is just awesome in this era.
<v Speaker 2>The glass breaking and the fist and yeah, just everything
<v Speaker 2>looks really really cool here. The sound effects are iconic.
<v Speaker 2>The slow down. Big Show always.
<v Speaker 3>Commentary up with that, like, I mean, that's inspired. Everything
<v Speaker 3>Big Show does, evil wise, has to be slowed down.
<v Speaker 2>So tonight we have Tory Wilson and Sable versus Don
<v Speaker 2>Marie and Nidia. That's the first match on the Guard.
<v Speaker 3>Huge tag team match. They say, that's like a big
<v Speaker 3>angle they're doing here.
<v Speaker 2>Yes, yes, and that's gonna be paid off a judgment
<v Speaker 2>day hopefully, right.
<v Speaker 3>Boy, oh yeah, probably right.
<v Speaker 2>Piper's Pit is tonight with mister America his debut here
<v Speaker 2>on SmackDown.
<v Speaker 1>Dude, more exciting Piper's Pit. I know James is going
<v Speaker 1>crazy for Piper's Pit.
<v Speaker 3>He loves that.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, okay, okay, okay, yeah, and I guess.
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, that's fair and Piper's cool and we get to
<v Speaker 3>see chan O'Hare, so that's all. Yeah, that's awesome. I'll
<v Speaker 3>take it.
<v Speaker 2>Los Guerrero's versus Matt Hardy and Shannon Moore is up
<v Speaker 2>here next.
<v Speaker 3>Crash Holly also who is a moron.
<v Speaker 2>Yes, he's in training, he's reading the manual and he's
<v Speaker 2>trying to become a Mattitude follower.
<v Speaker 3>And Los Carols come out here with the tag titles
<v Speaker 3>and I write down tag Champs. I don't backspace it
<v Speaker 3>because it was too much work, and I read, I
<v Speaker 3>read all. They're not the tag champs, they just all
<v Speaker 3>the dude.
<v Speaker 1>Also, it says they do Viva lorasso and hair dryer
<v Speaker 1>sound effect. I feel like that's every intro from Los Carels.
<v Speaker 1>Also Vivas.
<v Speaker 3>Of SmackDown.
<v Speaker 2>The crowd track is going nuts here. Wow, yeah, I
<v Speaker 2>mean vivas dude. Yeah, the tracks going nuts the whole night.
<v Speaker 2>There's actually a moment later in the evening where it
<v Speaker 2>splits the track. I'll talk about it when I caught that. Yeah,
<v Speaker 2>do you watch with headphones on?
<v Speaker 3>I do?
<v Speaker 2>Okay, yeah you can hear it headphones. I'm not sure
<v Speaker 2>if you can hear it on like a speaker or something,
<v Speaker 2>but you.
<v Speaker 3>Can definitely car I'll talk maybe if you talk about
<v Speaker 3>if you mentioned I'm sure I know. Also, I think
<v Speaker 3>this is a This is definitely not the Vivasa theme
<v Speaker 3>that like Eddie finishes off.
<v Speaker 2>With no vitos heat.
<v Speaker 3>It's like an early version.
<v Speaker 2>So Eddie and Chavah, Yes, they stole the tag titles
<v Speaker 2>at Backlash. They lost the match against the World's Greatest
<v Speaker 2>tag scene, but they ended up just stealing the tag titles.
<v Speaker 3>Matt Hardy comes out, as you said with Shannamore and
<v Speaker 3>Crash Holly. Matt's Matt fact is have you read Matt's
<v Speaker 3>new booked book? Excuse me? And Taz just out loud.
<v Speaker 3>He doesn't read that, he just you see it on
<v Speaker 3>screen and Taz out loud says yes I have, and
<v Speaker 3>they move on, how did you see that? And yes,
<v Speaker 3>as you as James said, Crash Hall, he's a Mattitude
<v Speaker 3>follower in training, and Tesz says, well you learn from Shannamore.
<v Speaker 3>That makes you a moron, and Cole says, well you
<v Speaker 3>know a lot about morons, and Tess says, oh okay,
<v Speaker 3>that's nice, nice way to start off the show. Well,
<v Speaker 3>you better be worried when Enrique Glaciers finds out you
<v Speaker 3>took his dry cleaning.
<v Speaker 2>Dude. It cuts to Michael Cole. He's just got this
<v Speaker 2>crazy shirt on.
<v Speaker 3>He got tits.
<v Speaker 1>What he said, he's you gotta worry about what he's
<v Speaker 1>gonna say. He's like, oot.
<v Speaker 2>To watch the freaking match.
<v Speaker 1>You got so tilted. You just told the first thing
<v Speaker 1>right away.
<v Speaker 3>This feels like early Taz commentary because there's times where
<v Speaker 3>he's like kind of lost.
<v Speaker 2>Here, he's trying as hard as he's doing his thing.
<v Speaker 3>It's fun still.
<v Speaker 2>So Eddie comes in here and beginning of the match
<v Speaker 2>tells Matt Hardy to kiss his ass to start things off.
<v Speaker 2>Here flaps his as Matt Hardy is the Cruiserweight Champion
<v Speaker 2>and he is in a storyline right now where he
<v Speaker 2>is on a strict diet currently trying to stay under
<v Speaker 2>the Cruiserweight limit or else he will have to drop
<v Speaker 2>the championship.
<v Speaker 3>Did you hear this conversation between Cole and Tesz about that.
<v Speaker 2>I heard him say I heard him talking about the diet.
<v Speaker 1>Shude.
<v Speaker 3>Okay, Cole says what you said. He says, Mat trying
<v Speaker 3>to keep his weight down for the cruise Weight limit,
<v Speaker 3>and Test says, this is what I swear to god,
<v Speaker 3>this is what Test says. Test says, yeah, you know
<v Speaker 3>he's been sucking down that lobster sauce and yeah, man,
<v Speaker 3>he's been having that lobster sauce and stuff. What what
<v Speaker 3>what the fuck? What the fuck are you.
<v Speaker 2>Doing, Crash Alley better take away the lobster sauce? So nice?
<v Speaker 2>Why so freaking mass?
<v Speaker 1>Oh my god, I'm talking about.
<v Speaker 3>This is right out. There's a whole tag match going on.
<v Speaker 3>Test says, you know, Crash has been on to die.
<v Speaker 3>He's a vegetarian and Col says he doesn't eat meat,
<v Speaker 3>and Test says, I didn't say, Chrish don't eat no meat.
<v Speaker 3>But heats a lot of salad and Col says, always
<v Speaker 3>an herbivore, and Test says, yeah, he does his salads.
<v Speaker 3>He yells it, he says, yeah, he dogs his salad.
<v Speaker 3>And he doesn't like tomatoes in it. He likes cucumbers.
<v Speaker 1>She loves cucumbers. What laying it on thick?
<v Speaker 3>Yeah?
<v Speaker 1>And he likes box Yeah no, I got that down.
<v Speaker 1>Oh all right, so he doesn't even need I said that.
<v Speaker 2>How is everything a federal case with you?
<v Speaker 5>All right?
<v Speaker 2>So Eddie and Chava in a tag move where they
<v Speaker 2>lock up Shanon's legs and toss him to a bump.
<v Speaker 2>I always think that's a cool looking move.
<v Speaker 3>That is cool cool.
<v Speaker 2>Crash hits Eddie with the book while the ref is
<v Speaker 2>distracted his.
<v Speaker 1>Book of course, Yes, the book of.
<v Speaker 2>He so mag gets a chin lock and then uh,
<v Speaker 2>you know, protecting himself and everybody, and Eddie says, I'm
<v Speaker 2>anahad of si you know, souplex as hard as I
<v Speaker 2>did where they bug down, which is awesome. I like
<v Speaker 2>to imagine the guys that were like top guys at
<v Speaker 2>the time just said I'm just gonna wrestle how I'd
<v Speaker 2>like to wrestle.
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, I mean, I mean, and who's gonna be mad
<v Speaker 3>at them for it?
<v Speaker 2>Yeah? Take Los Guarrera's off the show, and we'll just
<v Speaker 2>see what happens. I guess to this show, they're like
<v Speaker 2>such a big they're just such a big part of
<v Speaker 2>this show.
<v Speaker 3>Whenever we got the FBI, fuck you.
<v Speaker 2>I mean they're running twenty angles to these guys.
<v Speaker 3>They are this fucking middle of this like they're a
<v Speaker 3>staple of this show.
<v Speaker 2>Eddie pushes Matt into Crash his book by accident of
<v Speaker 2>course is into it on the apron and then Eddie
<v Speaker 2>goes up and he hits the frog splash and Los
<v Speaker 2>Guerrero's get the win and they retain the World's Greatest
<v Speaker 2>Tag Teams titles.
<v Speaker 3>Always got that green feeling froggy.
<v Speaker 2>So the Mattitude guys attack Los Guarre's after the match,
<v Speaker 2>but then they just get thrown out of the ring.
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, I mean, like they don't get anything back on
<v Speaker 3>him because I guess it's Shannam Moore and Crash Hollie,
<v Speaker 3>so they don't give a fuck.
<v Speaker 2>So then World's Greatest Tag Team comes down here and
<v Speaker 2>try to take the titles back, but Los Guerrero's end
<v Speaker 2>up escaping with him.
<v Speaker 3>Yeah. Trava and Shelton do a tug of war with
<v Speaker 3>the tag title like between the middle rope from the
<v Speaker 3>ring to the floor, and Shelton loses this tug of
<v Speaker 3>war and Eddie then just hits Charlie Ojis with the
<v Speaker 3>belt and bumps into the floor too and list Gurl's
<v Speaker 3>bell and team angles flipping out in the ring and
<v Speaker 3>Charlie House gets close to the roup and he says,
<v Speaker 3>I'm gonna kill.
<v Speaker 2>You, So we go backstage Josh Matthews catches up with
<v Speaker 2>Stephanie McMahon before she goes into mister America's locker room.
<v Speaker 3>This dude has his own locker room already.
<v Speaker 2>Well. Stephanie says she signed mister America Sit Unseen h
<v Speaker 2>and he's gonna be the next big star on the show,
<v Speaker 2>which is fucking yeah, dude, insane.
<v Speaker 1>She said she beat Eric Bischoff to it so like
<v Speaker 1>she just didn't care.
<v Speaker 3>That's the only part that I was like, Okay, I
<v Speaker 3>could buy this. That like she just wanted to beat
<v Speaker 3>Bischoff the signing a new prospect, but like Sight Unseen.
<v Speaker 2>Eric like cheesed her into signing a w W E
<v Speaker 2>I D mister America.
<v Speaker 3>ID Terry finished your leg drop. Yeah. Josh Matthews came
<v Speaker 3>up to her and said, hey, Stephane. I mean to interrupt,
<v Speaker 3>but who's mister America. Stephane show said, you want to
<v Speaker 3>blow the fucking angle, you you freak.
<v Speaker 2>It would have been funny if this angle was done
<v Speaker 2>like the American Dad's skit where he goes to the
<v Speaker 2>clown school and he said, yeah, this clown is start
<v Speaker 2>just like one of the toughest, like heartest Roger isn't
<v Speaker 2>it all right? Boy just crashed through the door. Yeah,
<v Speaker 2>Like that's isn't it.
<v Speaker 3>No one had the slightest clue that mister America might
<v Speaker 3>be all like not even close to hell.
<v Speaker 1>Dude, I hear the name mister America. I'm signing him.
<v Speaker 1>I don't need to see this guy. Sight Unseen gives
<v Speaker 1>a contract iron clad. By the way, also getting.
<v Speaker 3>The Holy Ship, Tony, I can't wait to talk about
<v Speaker 3>that ship.
<v Speaker 2>The door open. Let me tell you something, ship, Yeah,
<v Speaker 2>let me tell you.
<v Speaker 3>Hey, Josh so yeah, she fucking is here to meet
<v Speaker 3>uh mister America for the first time here and then
<v Speaker 3>uh the World's gonna tag team walk up, and Shelton says,
<v Speaker 3>look out, sweet Pete, and Josh Matthews and Charlie Hall
<v Speaker 3>says Love's cares the the problems and if we don't
<v Speaker 3>get our titles back, Kurt's gonna be mad. Step says,
<v Speaker 3>I know you're a tag champs, but you shouldn't let
<v Speaker 3>loose of girls just take them from you. The girls
<v Speaker 3>were in the ring, and therefore, tonight after your match,
<v Speaker 3>the guerreros will be returning your tag titles to you.
<v Speaker 3>But there's something I want because it seems like the
<v Speaker 3>Guerreros aren't the only ones that cheat around here. So
<v Speaker 3>a Judgment day, you'll have a rematch against the girls
<v Speaker 3>for the tag titles, and the tag titles will be
<v Speaker 3>suspended high above the ring because you'll have a ladder match.
<v Speaker 3>And they both say ladder match. You gotta be kidding me.
<v Speaker 3>I just told the work solved.
<v Speaker 2>I do love that the Heels get their ship taken
<v Speaker 2>and then instead of fighting them for it, they just
<v Speaker 2>beg to get them back. Please, can we have our
<v Speaker 2>belts back?
<v Speaker 3>Yeah?
<v Speaker 2>I like that. I also think that Charlie Hass is
<v Speaker 2>like a psychopaths, So I definitely think they could have
<v Speaker 2>done a lot more with this dude where he's like, dude,
<v Speaker 2>shit unhinged.
<v Speaker 3>He's a hothead crazy.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah. I mean, if you've ever seen him, like just
<v Speaker 2>eyes wide open, like he just looks like a cycle
<v Speaker 2>bit he could play. Yeah, he could play a crazy
<v Speaker 2>villain in a movie or something. I think they left
<v Speaker 2>some shit on the table there for sure.
<v Speaker 3>Yeah. I think they should have him dress up as
<v Speaker 3>like random wrestlers and everyone does that.
<v Speaker 2>So Ray Mysterio has suffered nerve damage from big shows.
<v Speaker 2>Assault says Michael Cole.
<v Speaker 3>That's not so bad.
<v Speaker 2>And then we go to pre tape and Ray Masterio
<v Speaker 2>has been embarrassing Big Show for weeks. Some would say
<v Speaker 2>that Raymisterio was bullying the Big Show.
<v Speaker 3>That is legit, the angles that Big Show is being
<v Speaker 3>bullied by Ravesterio, which and the bullying by the way,
<v Speaker 3>this is how he bullies him. So one week Ray
<v Speaker 3>does this is awesome. He does the six to one
<v Speaker 3>nine around the ring post and hits Big Show with it,
<v Speaker 3>and Big Show stumbles back woo it falls on his
<v Speaker 3>ass and that Big Show and she fall in big
<v Speaker 3>bat ballfucker O.
<v Speaker 2>God.
<v Speaker 3>And then Big Show choke slams to Jerry and Ray
<v Speaker 3>taunts Big Show from the apron. So Big Show chases
<v Speaker 3>after him and Ray slides underneath the steel steps and
<v Speaker 3>hides under them. Big Show kicks them. He's looking for Ray,
<v Speaker 3>he can't find him. Well, Ray is behind him and
<v Speaker 3>he hits them from behind him into the ring post
<v Speaker 3>and Big Show stumbles back.
<v Speaker 1>In O Big Show stipard bull.
<v Speaker 2>What a loseer.
<v Speaker 3>So Big Show is mad because he's embarrassed now because
<v Speaker 3>he's fallen on his ass two weeks in a row
<v Speaker 3>and then at the paper view, Big Show got his
<v Speaker 3>revenge by trying to kill her Mysterio by slamming him
<v Speaker 3>as he is attached to a gurney against the ring
<v Speaker 3>post and letting him fall directly on his fucking head. Yeah,
<v Speaker 3>I mean that's like, I mean, it's a legendary moment.
<v Speaker 3>I'm sure it's been talked about a lot, but that
<v Speaker 3>could have been really, really, really bad.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, yeah, you're right. I mean he'd dropped like eight
<v Speaker 2>ft on a head.
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, it's so crazy looking. I mean it got it
<v Speaker 3>over for me. The coolest fuck Yes, sweet fun, but
<v Speaker 3>holy fuck.
<v Speaker 2>So Stephanie steps out of mister America's office with a
<v Speaker 2>nervous look on her face.
<v Speaker 3>Hmmm some concern you hear in.
<v Speaker 2>The back are real far away?
<v Speaker 3>Think she sees what she goes in. He's got the
<v Speaker 3>hood off.
<v Speaker 2>He's just sitting there. Was good, brother, you know what
<v Speaker 2>to me?
<v Speaker 1>Takes an arm fight contract brother, good to see it. Dude,
<v Speaker 1>to my brother, I think we should bring in whor ass.
<v Speaker 3>I think we need a missus America, don't you think so?
<v Speaker 2>Yeah? I mean you gotta assume that he was but
<v Speaker 2>ass naked in there. I mean, my my next thought is,
<v Speaker 2>alady just had this guy removed from the venue, So
<v Speaker 2>a big show comes out for a little town hall.
<v Speaker 3>Please don't please don't miss that. There was an America
<v Speaker 3>propaganda video.
<v Speaker 2>Just oh for mister America's coming.
<v Speaker 3>I didn't know that, That's what I was like. I
<v Speaker 3>was like what. I was like, Okay, we're just doing
<v Speaker 3>to fucking support the troops video.
<v Speaker 2>I thought it was like a great American bash thing.
<v Speaker 2>But I was like, I guess they don't bring that
<v Speaker 2>back until later.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I was thinking it was like Judge Day, Beau,
<v Speaker 1>Judgement Day's coming up.
<v Speaker 3>You know.
<v Speaker 1>They always used to do the kind of videos that
<v Speaker 1>you know.
<v Speaker 3>Like sure, but this was super like they're like the
<v Speaker 3>fighting spirit of America. I said, what, mister America is coming?
<v Speaker 3>Oh fuck? And then they set off a big ass
<v Speaker 3>bomb and show mister America graph that's a good fucking segment, dude.
<v Speaker 2>So we get big show out here. It shows the
<v Speaker 2>footage of Ray being put into the ambulance fast as
<v Speaker 2>you'll break the freaking code in the locker room.
<v Speaker 3>He's standing up for the boys, dude. I don't know
<v Speaker 3>if you saw this, James. I was hoping he did
<v Speaker 3>because knew you'd pop for it. But Big Show's coming
<v Speaker 3>out and they cut to like the commentators for a second,
<v Speaker 3>and behind I think cole One fan is doing the
<v Speaker 3>Frankenstein Walter.
<v Speaker 2>Frankensteign.
<v Speaker 1>Holy shit, fodu my god.
<v Speaker 3>Someone there's someone with a Ray Mysterio sign that spelled
<v Speaker 3>r A Y.
<v Speaker 1>That bothered me so much when I saw.
<v Speaker 3>The theme song spells.
<v Speaker 1>It is also just big letters of Ray Mysterio.
<v Speaker 2>Fucking that was Evil Ray Mysteria A yeah, he's coming soon.
<v Speaker 1>This is Dark Ray Mystery r A Y.
<v Speaker 2>He just did the Matrix minute.
<v Speaker 3>He's in the fucking rotten Wilders right now.
<v Speaker 2>So Big Show comes out here and uh yeah. So
<v Speaker 2>the big thing is that Taz says that Big Show
<v Speaker 2>broke the code in the locker.
<v Speaker 3>Room, which was obviously the unwritten rule of if someone's
<v Speaker 3>attached to a journey, don't swing them at the.
<v Speaker 1>Ring post, don't try.
<v Speaker 2>To kill Ray Mysterio.
<v Speaker 3>You don't try to.
<v Speaker 2>Kill Jerry said, miss is bullshit.
<v Speaker 3>Big Show with hair. By the way, interesting cut, I
<v Speaker 3>have to say.
<v Speaker 2>Jeff shared fresh, yeah, fresh out the Jarret fucking hand
<v Speaker 2>book man, like he's this guy a guitar.
<v Speaker 3>So Big Show says, you know, ever since Ray Maisterio
<v Speaker 3>in this Sunday at Backlash, all I keep hearing is
<v Speaker 3>calling someone your own sage, Big Show. Well, here's the
<v Speaker 3>news flash. There is nobody size dude, I love Big Show.
<v Speaker 2>Wiping his lips with his fingers, this is vintage Big Show.
<v Speaker 3>Why does he do that so fucking much? That's like
<v Speaker 3>an unmentioned staple of a Big Show promo.
<v Speaker 2>Wiping his lips with the fingers is vintage. He did that,
<v Speaker 2>and it's like home.
<v Speaker 1>It's like, you know, just on the lips, the same thing.
<v Speaker 5>He's got to do it.
<v Speaker 3>Big Show says, tonight, I picked my opponent and he's
<v Speaker 3>at least bigger than Raymisterio.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, so I Funaki comes out here with his SmackDown
<v Speaker 2>gear on. He literally looks like a creative character you
<v Speaker 2>would face in like the beginning of the story mode
<v Speaker 2>or something.
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, when you first make a creative guy, this is
<v Speaker 3>like the default template.
<v Speaker 2>Funaki comes in here and he tries to punch Big Show,
<v Speaker 2>and then Big Show just tosses him and chops the
<v Speaker 2>shit out of him.
<v Speaker 3>There is a second, though, where Big Show is selling
<v Speaker 3>Funaki punches.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I mean he was going to share for the spleen,
<v Speaker 2>which is way better than going for the head.
<v Speaker 3>That's true.
<v Speaker 2>So Big Show then beals Funaki across the entire ring
<v Speaker 2>by his head.
<v Speaker 3>Fuck.
<v Speaker 2>They go to the outside. Big Show Military presses Funaki
<v Speaker 2>and then turns to the announced table.
<v Speaker 3>He looks at Test. He says, you got a problem.
<v Speaker 2>Michael Cole is standing up in this fucking dress shirt.
<v Speaker 3>Holy dude, James Michael Cole stands up and he's like
<v Speaker 3>moving around the ANNOUNCEDU. I said, Michael Cole about the
<v Speaker 3>fucking fighters.
<v Speaker 1>Let Funaki go.
<v Speaker 3>You pupped the code, the code.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah.
<v Speaker 3>Big Show looks at testas you got a problem, and testas, no, man,
<v Speaker 3>you had a problem, your problems with the locker room.
<v Speaker 3>So Big Show turns around and throws Funaki over the
<v Speaker 3>top rope press style.
<v Speaker 2>Dude, Big Show breaking gas. I love this. I love
<v Speaker 2>this little angle. TNA did it on an episode we
<v Speaker 2>watched recently.
<v Speaker 3>I funk with the break in the locker room code story.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, it makes you look like a complete asshole.
<v Speaker 3>Yeah.
<v Speaker 2>Big Show then goes to get in the ring, but Funaki,
<v Speaker 2>oh yeah. Big Show Military presses Funaki into the ring
<v Speaker 2>over the roads and then Big Show goes to get in.
<v Speaker 2>Funaki crotches Big Show. All he goes. He goes to
<v Speaker 2>the top rope, He's got a light open, He's got
<v Speaker 2>a light opening here, and he hits a missile drop kicking.
<v Speaker 2>Big Show goes o and Thenaki grabs him and he
<v Speaker 2>hits the tornado DDT and he actually goes down and
<v Speaker 2>he pins him and he gets a tune.
<v Speaker 3>I could not believe Big Show took this tornado DTT.
<v Speaker 3>I swore he was just gonna launch him.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, me too, like literally launch him to the floor
<v Speaker 2>on the outside. I thought he was gonna launch him
<v Speaker 2>in to the crowd. Dude, this was a Hayman fucking SmackDown,
<v Speaker 2>launched him into the crowd.
<v Speaker 3>But he fucking hits a tornado DTT and it looked
<v Speaker 3>good and it was a believable too. I was like,
<v Speaker 3>what the.
<v Speaker 2>Fuck Big Show. Then Big boots him and pulls his
<v Speaker 2>head up at two because he has to win with
<v Speaker 2>his new finisher, so Big Show guzo's Funaki lifts him
<v Speaker 2>into the air back down.
<v Speaker 3>His online cheese creative.
<v Speaker 1>Set of down.
<v Speaker 3>Yeah yeah, dude, I mean this would have been a
<v Speaker 3>perfect way to debut a new move.
<v Speaker 2>I mean, big show burning lariat works for me on
<v Speaker 2>so many different levels, like this is. They must have.
<v Speaker 1>Said what the fuck when he got to the back.
<v Speaker 3>We do it? Hey, this is awesome.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, dude, wow you guys, you guys do that again.
<v Speaker 2>I don't know you might be going the world champion.
<v Speaker 3>I mean it was dude. He close lines the fuck
<v Speaker 3>out of him, like it's gnarly looking, and.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, awesome, it's nice to see. I just want to say,
<v Speaker 2>it's real nice to actually see or big show here,
<v Speaker 2>like something new or something thing.
<v Speaker 1>Different, because it's hard to find.
<v Speaker 2>His finishes become so calculated, you see it coming. Yeah,
<v Speaker 2>so it's nice to see goozle down burning.
<v Speaker 3>That was fucking awesome. He holds him up there forever too.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I mean he is way up there. So we
<v Speaker 2>go backstage. A stage hand named Jason comes in and
<v Speaker 2>talks to Stephanie about Vince McMahon.
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, Stephanie's at her desk doom scrolling.
<v Speaker 2>It's all over due.
<v Speaker 1>Defin what happens when Icy Hall cooking too. I just
<v Speaker 1>I gotta get something else on my mind.
<v Speaker 3>Why did you sign me then? Brother?
<v Speaker 1>Yes?
<v Speaker 3>Jason comes in, say sorry, spout you you good, You okay,
<v Speaker 3>and says yeah, Jason, I just need a few minutes
<v Speaker 3>alone please, And Jason says, listen, I we just got
<v Speaker 3>a call from the production office. Your father is on
<v Speaker 3>the way to the arena knighting and Jason leaves and
<v Speaker 3>Stephanie still has that concerned look on our face. I mean, like,
<v Speaker 3>I don't under like Vince gives the iggy to the
<v Speaker 3>production team before it's Stephanie.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I guess so maybe he was trying to get
<v Speaker 2>up with her and couldn't, or.
<v Speaker 3>You know, my stupid ass daughter.
<v Speaker 1>I want to Jason tell her.
<v Speaker 3>Called Jason, Jason, Jason, Jason sere on, So what you
<v Speaker 3>call me? Dude? I'm here.
<v Speaker 2>So we go backstage again. Here Big Show is walking.
<v Speaker 2>I guess this is the Cruiserweight hallway.
<v Speaker 3>Dude, I mean, what is this? Like, who the fuck
<v Speaker 3>is hanging out back here like this? This is like
<v Speaker 3>a shut your mouth cut scene. It's just random people here.
<v Speaker 1>Big is about to get a limo and put his
<v Speaker 1>foot out and then put his foot bag in.
<v Speaker 3>Ah.
<v Speaker 2>I know it didn't have those vibes, mister Mansell.
<v Speaker 1>That's what I was thinking.
<v Speaker 3>I was standing there.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, this guy's about to die.
<v Speaker 1>That's all that really embarrassing. Oh about to die or
<v Speaker 1>eat a burrito or sandwich or cry or whatever.
<v Speaker 3>They slow blow up, hedn't get there yet.
<v Speaker 2>He blows up and he gets there. That's weird. Fun.
<v Speaker 3>So yeah, bitches walking through backstage, breasts out staring at
<v Speaker 3>build a mot and then Albert also walks up, breast
<v Speaker 3>out in jeans and he's this is this.
<v Speaker 2>Is the most beast look for a dude like that
<v Speaker 2>is so sick. This is my boy, This is actually
<v Speaker 2>my team. This is my goat tag team right.
<v Speaker 3>Here, breust out, big show in Jean's breast Albert.
<v Speaker 2>Hey, imagine these two jeaned out like that together, like
<v Speaker 2>working like come on man, world's greatest tag team.
<v Speaker 3>Yash big shot of jeans run when he first came in,
<v Speaker 3>right like when he was in the.
<v Speaker 1>Union black he had black jeans in the two thousand
<v Speaker 1>and whenever.
<v Speaker 2>When he's yeah, yeah, I mean a train just says
<v Speaker 2>fuck Ray mysteriou, I don't give a fuck.
<v Speaker 3>Everyone's mad at him because he broke the code. All
<v Speaker 3>the people mad at him, of course, are as I
<v Speaker 3>said Bill DeMott, a referee to Jerry Jamie Noble, and Idia. Yeah,
<v Speaker 3>Albert's the show. What you did to ry mysteria? That
<v Speaker 3>was great, good job. And they dude, they do a
<v Speaker 3>like an incredible dap.
<v Speaker 2>I mean, dude, I mean like you dap up like
<v Speaker 2>that and a pre tape. I'm you guys are winning
<v Speaker 2>the tag belts. This ship missed on the meat like.
<v Speaker 3>He did, look crazy. I'm surprised they didn't do anything together, honestly.
<v Speaker 2>He said, Fuck Bill DeMott, I don't give a like,
<v Speaker 2>are you serious right now?
<v Speaker 3>Wow, what a great way for them to start that team.
<v Speaker 3>And they did that. They just turn around and start
<v Speaker 3>annihilating everyone in the hallway.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, that would have been actually pretty sick.
<v Speaker 3>That would have been fucking awesome. You think Big show
<v Speaker 3>remembers when Albert like and boss Man killed his dad.
<v Speaker 2>That ain't no problem. You know, that was water under
<v Speaker 2>the boat.
<v Speaker 3>They gas did show in a room.
<v Speaker 2>So we get the John Cena town Hall. John Cena
<v Speaker 2>is here to break down what happened at Backlash Agonomics
<v Speaker 2>style listen. Mic Off.
<v Speaker 3>Sina says, Joe I had to call the cops after
<v Speaker 3>Backlash my ass got robbed. I'm here to break it
<v Speaker 3>down for all y'all thugonomic style. Man, I got screwed
<v Speaker 3>it backlash, so I'm out here to discuss this. I
<v Speaker 3>won that match. It was a miscarriage of justice. Everybody
<v Speaker 3>saw it. Brock was tapping to my headlock hell. I
<v Speaker 3>beat Brock like the Mets beat the reds off.
<v Speaker 2>Man.
<v Speaker 3>I had him busted wide open, exposing all his weak spots.
<v Speaker 3>All he had on me was a few friggin cheap
<v Speaker 3>shots and everybody saw. Man, the ref was my downfall.
<v Speaker 3>He was missing calls like Bill Buckner, missus ground balls,
<v Speaker 3>boo bitch.
<v Speaker 2>H.
<v Speaker 3>Not only did I beat Brock, I made him quit.
<v Speaker 3>I got no respect from that piece of the crowd
<v Speaker 3>yells ship of course. But then a fucking crazy theme
<v Speaker 3>song plays and I'm like, oh okay. I thought it
<v Speaker 3>was Paul London at first, because I thought he used
<v Speaker 3>this song as well. But little did I know, Brian
<v Speaker 3>Kendrick is here and he's got a fucking blue what
<v Speaker 3>do you call drag suit? That's good? You know? Oh shit?
<v Speaker 2>No is the from Malibu's Most Wanted.
<v Speaker 3>He has a big ass clock flavor flav style and
<v Speaker 3>Spanky says yo yo yo. The name is Spanky mcbarrel
<v Speaker 3>scrape WIT's dog, but you could call me Spanky. The
<v Speaker 3>crowd pops for that. They like Spanky, and Spanky is
<v Speaker 3>here to do his own rap about Backlash. Spanky' as
<v Speaker 3>I came up with a rap and then I need
<v Speaker 3>a beat, so Sena of course the beatman. He walks
<v Speaker 3>over over to the ropes and he points at referee
<v Speaker 3>Brian Hebner who's hanging out of the ringside and he says, hey,
<v Speaker 3>your white boy, come here, yeah, you punk, yeah, and
<v Speaker 3>he hands him a mic and he says, give me
<v Speaker 3>a beat, and then referee Brian Hebner gives him a beat,
<v Speaker 3>like a great beat beatboxing for ee.
<v Speaker 2>So they definitely found out that baby Hevener could do
<v Speaker 2>beat boxing. And they write this segment.
<v Speaker 3>And wrote an angle out of him. Yes, it's definitely
<v Speaker 3>what happened, which is I mean, it's awesome because this
<v Speaker 3>was the crowd was loving this shit and daddes die
<v Speaker 3>and laughing, and Specky says, yo, John Cena, your matchup
<v Speaker 3>Backlash might have put you on the map. What you're
<v Speaker 3>telling these people it ain't nothing but crab. You must
<v Speaker 3>be blind dog. You can't see this clock, but I've
<v Speaker 3>seen it and they've seen it. You got beat by Brock.
<v Speaker 3>But now I'm gonna show you what I'm all about.
<v Speaker 3>But I'm gonna need all my homies to help me out.
<v Speaker 3>Just wave your head, everyone says waving their heads. Test says,
<v Speaker 3>I don't like waving. He says, if you hate New
<v Speaker 3>York and you tell the Manchester say oh yeah, and
<v Speaker 3>Cole yells, oh yeah. I'm surprised that has didn't bunch
<v Speaker 3>with head. That Sina's getting fucking pissed. He takes off
<v Speaker 3>his jersey and Spake says, WHOA. When I say Sina,
<v Speaker 3>you say sucks. I mean the crowd is like super
<v Speaker 3>into Spanky here. I mean they're also super into fucking
<v Speaker 3>with Scena obviously, yeah right right, And then Spanky then
<v Speaker 3>starts using Sina's head as a record to scratch, and
<v Speaker 3>Brian Hebner is making the sounds for it. I mean,
<v Speaker 3>this is awesome. I don't remember the segment at all,
<v Speaker 3>and Spaca's yo bro Spanky out and.
<v Speaker 2>Is going nuts on his head. He was He said, Wow,
<v Speaker 2>you're really good at that. I'm just gonna do it
<v Speaker 2>one more time.
<v Speaker 3>Taps would ever cut out much of you? You want
<v Speaker 3>to well Sina attacks and me clotheslines the funk out
<v Speaker 3>of him, rips his tracksuit off, and then hits them
<v Speaker 3>with the F You Is.
<v Speaker 2>This the first time they ever named it?
<v Speaker 3>So? Taz says it and Cole like sells it like
<v Speaker 3>he hadn't heard that before. So I think Sina said
<v Speaker 3>it in a promo and this might be like the
<v Speaker 3>first on TV if not, like they just said it
<v Speaker 3>a backlash.
<v Speaker 1>I think you just did it about yeah, because remember
<v Speaker 1>the Scena cuts that promo yours the F five?
<v Speaker 3>Mine is the FU Yeah yeah, so like it's it's cold.
<v Speaker 3>Wasn't playing attention at the paper view?
<v Speaker 1>I guess sure?
<v Speaker 2>It's like the F five brought up? But it's the FU.
<v Speaker 2>You get it show?
<v Speaker 3>All right? Bitch, fucking mother fuck? I hate this show.
<v Speaker 2>Lobs this aw So we go backstage. The FBI is
<v Speaker 2>back here shooting dice with the stage hand.
<v Speaker 3>That is awesome.
<v Speaker 1>That's a fan or something, isn't it.
<v Speaker 3>I don't know stage hand?
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, yeah, it could be both. Just a mark worker
<v Speaker 2>for w W.
<v Speaker 3>Yeah. Chuck Plumbo tells him. He says, come on, man,
<v Speaker 3>double or nothing, and the guy says, listen, I'm tapped out, brother,
<v Speaker 3>you guys are tough, and then Damian Stone says, you're right,
<v Speaker 3>we are tough as the underton. Sorry it's nuns. I apologize.
<v Speaker 3>Oh yeah, none you know? Says how about that Nathan Jones,
<v Speaker 3>and Chuck says, off, forget about it.
<v Speaker 2>How many dudes in the funeral with here?
<v Speaker 3>Dude, the whole fucking company? Yeah, like he says, they
<v Speaker 3>they shattered. Uh, Nathan Jones ankle and the stage. Chan says, hey,
<v Speaker 3>before you go, can you guys sign my W W
<v Speaker 3>E yearbook? And Chuck says, all right, give this guy
<v Speaker 3>a C note and I'll sign it for you. And
<v Speaker 3>the guy says, I don't got nothing. Chuck's will get
<v Speaker 3>out of it, and thankfully Johnny Stambuli, the voice of reason,
<v Speaker 3>comes in and he says, enough, uddy scot douches, let's
<v Speaker 3>talk here. I mean, I funk with that, I fuck
<v Speaker 3>with every iteration of the FBI. I'll be honest with you.
<v Speaker 2>Just a home run gimmick.
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, and like I love that fucking little quidos in
<v Speaker 3>all of them, or Johnny STAMBOLLI.
<v Speaker 2>I mean, he's the glue. He holds it together.
<v Speaker 3>For glue.
<v Speaker 2>So we have Crispin Wah versus Johnny Stamboli. I guess
<v Speaker 2>there's about there either is a few between Johnny's temple
<v Speaker 2>or there is now well.
<v Speaker 3>They got to take care of them. I don't know
<v Speaker 3>why they have to take care of him, old money.
<v Speaker 2>Shut up your face. So ben Wah starts the match
<v Speaker 2>by selling the FBI on the outside, which I thought
<v Speaker 2>was super funny. He's afraid of them, of course, he's
<v Speaker 2>afraid of them because they've taked I mean they've taken
<v Speaker 2>out the Undertaker, They've taken out Nathan Jones. Jones, Yeah right,
<v Speaker 2>I mean this is a this is a real deal
<v Speaker 2>team here. Stan Bully rushes him, but ben Wa gets
<v Speaker 2>the upper hand and starts chopping the ship out of him.
<v Speaker 1>He lights them up immediately.
<v Speaker 2>Ben Wah goes to the outside and bombs Chuck Dude.
<v Speaker 3>Ben Wah got whipped to the ropes by Johnny' still bully.
<v Speaker 3>He slides to the floor and punches Chunk Plumbo in
<v Speaker 3>the head, and Tess says, oh stogy when flying.
<v Speaker 2>He finds it too. Ben Wa is fucking just targeting Palumbo.
<v Speaker 2>It feels like. He goes out of the ring again
<v Speaker 2>and bumps them near the announced table. It feels like
<v Speaker 2>a video game where you're trying to win a match
<v Speaker 2>where you know someone's gonna interfere, so you should take
<v Speaker 2>him out at the right times.
<v Speaker 3>I've just been playing Showcase anytime there's a manager, I'm
<v Speaker 3>going outside just to play the manager for fun.
<v Speaker 2>So Stabali takes over from here from the distraction and
<v Speaker 2>FBI chokes ben Wild in the corner. Ben Wa then
<v Speaker 2>starts his comeback by hitting Stanbolli as hard as he
<v Speaker 2>can in the back to the point where Tas was like.
<v Speaker 3>Damn, listen as you said, James, I mean not everyone's
<v Speaker 3>taking that in activity. I'm taking it easy. Ben Wan's
<v Speaker 3>beating the shit out of you. Man.
<v Speaker 2>So Benoir hits a German soup plex and bumps Chuck
<v Speaker 2>Palumbo again, and uh ben Wah gets up and he
<v Speaker 2>hits the diving head butt, but stan Bolli rolls away.
<v Speaker 2>Then uh Nunzio gets in with a chair, but Rhino
<v Speaker 2>is here and he gores Nunzio.
<v Speaker 3>Dude, I swore this was Rhino attacking ben Wa.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I mean he just hates Nunzio.
<v Speaker 3>He's not a lot of Damien Stone heat from back
<v Speaker 3>in the day.
<v Speaker 2>So Rhino and Bin was Stan Tall in the ring,
<v Speaker 2>and then the ref says, hey, I'm making this a
<v Speaker 2>tag team match.
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, dude, he says, hey, stand back, and I'm like,
<v Speaker 3>stand back? What the fuck? I thought he was about
<v Speaker 3>to like DQ everybody or throw Rhino in the boys out,
<v Speaker 3>but no. He goes to Tony Chill and says, there's
<v Speaker 3>gonna be a tag match. I'm making this a tag match.
<v Speaker 3>You can just do that.
<v Speaker 2>Damn all right, you're booking the show. I guess I
<v Speaker 2>got you.
<v Speaker 3>Dell here, well, Stephen, he's busy looking at naked mister.
<v Speaker 2>W Wrestling dot Com see what was popping.
<v Speaker 3>Try to get some ideas for a good card Parties
<v Speaker 3>dot Com.
<v Speaker 2>He's kind like crazy. So Rhino and Crispin wa versus
<v Speaker 2>Chuck Plombo and Johnny's STAMBOULI is uh is your new match?
<v Speaker 1>I guess yeah, Chuck Plumbo and slacks and a beater.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah he did. He had the stogy like up to
<v Speaker 2>this point, like even after he got bumped, he still
<v Speaker 2>had the stogy that she was forget. We come back
<v Speaker 2>from commercial to this new match and Rhino taunting the FBI.
<v Speaker 3>Dude, yeah, gobba ghul heads.
<v Speaker 2>And then randomly this is where it happens. By the way,
<v Speaker 2>the SmackDown crowd track goes Mono for a second, and
<v Speaker 2>you can you can hear like it goes Mono left
<v Speaker 2>and Mono right, so like you can hear the uh
<v Speaker 2>in your left ear, you can hear the the track
<v Speaker 2>that's always like cheering. Then you can hear the real
<v Speaker 2>track in your right ear.
<v Speaker 3>Like that's what it's like. Dude, I probably did hear that,
<v Speaker 3>but like I'm just used to my headphones sucking up sometimes,
<v Speaker 3>so I probably just thought that was me and I
<v Speaker 3>probably just started fucking my head zone.
<v Speaker 2>I'm sure. Sure. Yeah, the ref is trying to get
<v Speaker 2>Ben Wall out of the ring, but Chuck Palumbo comes
<v Speaker 2>in and wax Rhino with a super kick.
<v Speaker 3>We've saw that video right where the showed FBI like
<v Speaker 3>montage of them whack him.
<v Speaker 1>Dude, yea they do, dude, that's crazy.
<v Speaker 3>Wow.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, well that's what that's embarrassing.
<v Speaker 2>Stave Bully gets a two off of that and they
<v Speaker 2>take over on Rhino in the corner. Rhino hits the
<v Speaker 2>old spinebuster for the double down hot tag.
<v Speaker 3>I mean, he fucking spinebusters the shit out he's got
<v Speaker 3>a good spinebuster. Nunzio, by the way, he's just dead
<v Speaker 3>on the floor like for most of this match, still
<v Speaker 3>selling the gore from earlier.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, Rhino has his spinebuster. He picks him up like
<v Speaker 2>holds around their ass and then boom.
<v Speaker 3>Yeah that's cool.
<v Speaker 2>Ben Wah comes in and knocks everyone down and goes
<v Speaker 2>for the three Germans, but Chuck Polumbo grabs the ropes.
<v Speaker 2>Bin Wa transitions into a high stack on Polombo instead,
<v Speaker 2>but Rhino Gore's Stanboli into the ref by accident or
<v Speaker 2>his leg.
<v Speaker 1>I guess, okay, is that what happened?
<v Speaker 2>Yes?
<v Speaker 3>That was okay, that makes more sense because in my
<v Speaker 3>I was like, he's referees had a two count on this.
<v Speaker 3>Bin wappin, Rhino just does a gore and the referee says, hey,
<v Speaker 3>what the fuck?
<v Speaker 1>Wea I love this smooth.
<v Speaker 3>He's just distracted by that all of a sudden. I
<v Speaker 3>was like, hey, keep pinning, what's wrong with you?
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, So he high stacks him Rhino Gorzum. He hits
<v Speaker 2>his leg which causes the raft to turn around, which
<v Speaker 2>breaks the count. Nunzio then rolls the pin over and
<v Speaker 2>Chuck Palumbo pin's been one of the most fucked up
<v Speaker 2>way I've ever seen a pin ever done.
<v Speaker 3>I've never seen a pin like this ever in my life.
<v Speaker 3>Like I don't even know how.
<v Speaker 2>Ever, head scissors pin.
<v Speaker 3>It's it's like the closest thing I can think is
<v Speaker 3>there's like a move in like this pr Games that
<v Speaker 3>raymis hero does and it's a fucked up pin where
<v Speaker 3>he's kind of sitting on you.
<v Speaker 2>He legit just has a head scissors in on the ground.
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, it's so fucking weird.
<v Speaker 2>And like I guess technically though, like shoulders were down,
<v Speaker 2>he was on.
<v Speaker 3>Top, I was on top of them.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, yeah, he was on top of him at some point.
<v Speaker 3>And then I don't have the whole time.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, but FBI wins, you know what you're gonna do.
<v Speaker 2>So he goes backstage. Stephanie is backstage trying to call
<v Speaker 2>Vince maybe get up big spaghetti stand which I minute spaghetti.
<v Speaker 3>Saying yeah, She's trying to get him on the phone, saying,
<v Speaker 3>you know you could you just the show's fine, you
<v Speaker 3>just go to hotel me there for the show is
<v Speaker 3>not fine. The show's fucking. I mean, someone, the show's fucked.
<v Speaker 3>That picture just did a burning Larryat I mean, you
<v Speaker 3>gotta check this out.
<v Speaker 2>I mean, this shit's clean as hell.
<v Speaker 1>Dude jeans the riff, turn the match and do a
<v Speaker 1>tag match. It's fine, he's booking matches. I'm out here
<v Speaker 1>worried about Holko game.
<v Speaker 3>I don't know. It's fine, yes, so don't show up.
<v Speaker 3>But who does show up is Brock Lesnar. He's in
<v Speaker 3>a big ass jeep. Brock is there and step says,
<v Speaker 3>what the hey you're supposed to You're even though you're
<v Speaker 3>the undisputed champion, you have the night off. Why are
<v Speaker 3>you here? What kind of show are you running yourself?
<v Speaker 2>The night off a lot. I feel like he always
<v Speaker 2>has the night off. I feel like anytime we watched this, dude,
<v Speaker 2>you're not supposed to be here, just never won the hell.
<v Speaker 3>Well, Brock does say I got something I gotta do tonight,
<v Speaker 3>and he walks into the building. He's got some plans.
<v Speaker 2>You disrespect to Jerry on my watch.
<v Speaker 3>That's bricking locker.
<v Speaker 1>Teddy do Paine just arrived?
<v Speaker 2>Cool of course super super added in Tony like, yeah, yeah,
<v Speaker 2>that's funny. So Brock Lesnar town Hall. He has a
<v Speaker 2>huge babyface here.
<v Speaker 3>Which is weird.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, it's weird. I'm on the here goes to pain definitive.
<v Speaker 2>This is a little shirt, one of the little shirts
<v Speaker 2>he's got on.
<v Speaker 1>Oh that is true.
<v Speaker 3>That is a good shirt.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, it's cool.
<v Speaker 3>And uh so Brock comes out on the speed the
<v Speaker 3>title with the shirt, as James said, and the crowd
<v Speaker 3>is channing Brock, which also felt weird. I feel like
<v Speaker 3>if I hear a chant from it's Lesnar not Brock.
<v Speaker 2>Oh. I don't even know.
<v Speaker 3>I'm trying to think of, like I guess modern day
<v Speaker 3>they changed Suplex City, that's like the Brock. Yeah, but
<v Speaker 3>I feel like if they ever did, it would have
<v Speaker 3>been Lesner, not Brock.
<v Speaker 1>Brock Rock.
<v Speaker 2>Rock's like Joe, oh my god, Yeah that's actually wait,
<v Speaker 2>that's way cooler.
<v Speaker 1>Now we've been Brock Brock, Brock Brock.
<v Speaker 3>Well. Brock says last Sunday, I went through one hell
<v Speaker 3>of a match with scenes. Scene was out here shitting
<v Speaker 3>on this match, and Brock says, I like this match.
<v Speaker 3>Good job, John, give me a good fight.
<v Speaker 2>I guess I think Bill Buckner sucks.
<v Speaker 3>Fuck the red socks. Brock is not only late had
<v Speaker 3>the night off, but he also did has n't been
<v Speaker 3>keeping up with the show thus far.
<v Speaker 2>I cannot blame him. I can not blame him.
<v Speaker 3>Brock says, I'm not here to talk about that, though.
<v Speaker 3>There's something else that happened that night that really disturbs me.
<v Speaker 3>And you see, I came out here to night, and
<v Speaker 3>I'm looking for another fight. Big show. That's right, big show.
<v Speaker 3>I came out here looking for a fight. Would you
<v Speaker 3>what you did at Ray maisterial backlash? Gutless, That's what
<v Speaker 3>I call it. Gutless.
<v Speaker 2>The locker room is standing up for Raymisterio in.
<v Speaker 3>A way like that.
<v Speaker 2>I do like that. It is fucking hilarious that it's
<v Speaker 2>Brock lesnar. That is weird, baby face standing up for
<v Speaker 2>Ray Mysterio.
<v Speaker 3>It's so weird.
<v Speaker 2>Six months he's gonna be tossing Raysterio off a cliff.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, but there's the there's the code. You don't break
<v Speaker 1>the wrestler's code.
<v Speaker 2>I mean Brock at the very least, Yes, Brock would
<v Speaker 2>not do that.
<v Speaker 1>He follows all the US never does anything.
<v Speaker 3>Like the rig of honor. Brock says, I gotta ask
<v Speaker 3>you show, why.
<v Speaker 2>Make sure what the hell's.
<v Speaker 1>It just takes over?
<v Speaker 3>Did it make you feel better? Show. Did it make
<v Speaker 3>you feel like a bigger giant or wasn't you realize
<v Speaker 3>that Ray Masio had a bigger heart than you. You
<v Speaker 3>want to bully somebody, Big Show, Why don't you bring
<v Speaker 3>your big giant slobbery ass after the ring they're trying
<v Speaker 3>to bully Broclaser. That's right, show, bring your big giant
<v Speaker 3>as that's probably when Big Show goes at. Big Show
<v Speaker 3>is out here, and he says, Ray masterial.
<v Speaker 2>Hold on Big Show. Big Show comes out here. And
<v Speaker 2>the way that they shoot this shot here, he looks
<v Speaker 2>fucking insane. Man.
<v Speaker 3>He his face is like nuts.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, dude, like he he They got like a backup
<v Speaker 2>shot here of him. Brocleser no shirt on now, by
<v Speaker 2>the way, big shot just looking insane with the mic
<v Speaker 2>and he pulls the mic up to his face.
<v Speaker 5>He says, anybody got a Sandwell, I'm not slobbery.
<v Speaker 3>Slow brud on ship just yeah. The ullplight on Big
<v Speaker 3>Show on the stage is so weird. Just a big
<v Speaker 3>light shining int his chins.
<v Speaker 2>All the ship.
<v Speaker 3>Big Show says that Ray got what he had coming
<v Speaker 3>to him, and you're gonna get it too. I'll beat
<v Speaker 3>your ass just like I did Survivor Series and I'm
<v Speaker 3>not stepping into that ring until you put the w
<v Speaker 3>B Championship on the line. And Brock says, you went
<v Speaker 3>my title show. You come and get it. Yeah, Brock says,
<v Speaker 3>come and get it and test his door. Show gives
<v Speaker 3>him a real angry look, lips like just super downward
<v Speaker 3>spiral and he says, you know what, my friend, you're
<v Speaker 3>on and Cole says, oh, yeah, here we go, and
<v Speaker 3>Show says, but not tonight. Boom. That's my favorite heel
<v Speaker 3>thing ever. I think, like just like the cheapest, like
<v Speaker 3>next to you know, your sports team sucks. Just giving
<v Speaker 3>the crowd something and then saying but not tonight is like,
<v Speaker 3>I love that, dude.
<v Speaker 2>That is awesome.
<v Speaker 1>That's what Hollywood Rock did a lot when he.
<v Speaker 3>Was Yeah, yeah that's true.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, but not right now, that dude, Okay, Hollywood Rocks
<v Speaker 2>delivery on that ship was always just unbelievable, I know.
<v Speaker 3>Yeah.
<v Speaker 2>And when he said that the Hurricane always shove a
<v Speaker 2>Chicken McNuggets, somebody's saying him, oh, oh my god, Chicken
<v Speaker 2>Magnore is coming tonight. Yeah.
<v Speaker 3>Propaganda video. It's a different one though.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah. We get a team angle versus Aaron Stevens and
<v Speaker 2>John Walters.
<v Speaker 3>Wow, what the hell?
<v Speaker 2>I couldn't believe my eyes.
<v Speaker 3>John Walter's got hot the hell did even there's Scout
<v Speaker 3>he's id well tas by the way to put over
<v Speaker 3>John Walters says, John Walters, he's related to Barbara.
<v Speaker 2>Fuck you man, I think.
<v Speaker 1>Cole says no, he said no.
<v Speaker 2>So we start the match off here. Charlie Hass takes
<v Speaker 2>down Aaron Stevens and then it cuts to a close
<v Speaker 2>up of kerr angle painting they brought to the ring.
<v Speaker 3>That's their thing. It has the gold medals on it
<v Speaker 3>as well.
<v Speaker 2>So haustin Benjamin to the tag move. We just fucking
<v Speaker 2>watched someone fu up on Survivor series.
<v Speaker 3>It was the fucking this was a cock up his
<v Speaker 3>button really, I mean.
<v Speaker 1>That man was whacked.
<v Speaker 2>So John Walters then takes the finish, which is an
<v Speaker 2>atomic drop into the leg lariat as Taz calls it
<v Speaker 2>from the shelter.
<v Speaker 3>Benjamin finished, did they have a real finish?
<v Speaker 2>A jack knife pin?
<v Speaker 1>I don't remember, to be honest with you, why can't
<v Speaker 1>I remember?
<v Speaker 2>Either must down their heels and one really.
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, one with some little shit here. I mean, the
<v Speaker 3>whole match was them fucking making fun of John Walter's name,
<v Speaker 3>but kept calling him Eric Stevens, who was a different guy.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah that's another guy.
<v Speaker 3>Actually, yeah, I mean there's really nothing like James saying
<v Speaker 3>to write home about Manhattan dropped Superki Combo. I have
<v Speaker 3>really no recollection of that move, so I imagine it
<v Speaker 3>got lost in history.
<v Speaker 2>So Charlie Hass grabs the mic and this could have
<v Speaker 2>gone either way. But Stephanie, you gotta give us the
<v Speaker 2>titles back, please.
<v Speaker 3>Those girls come out with the tag titles. And Eddie
<v Speaker 3>gets in the ring with both belts and Chavo Okay,
<v Speaker 3>was he I thought he was untying his boots here?
<v Speaker 3>Was he hiding the gimmicks?
<v Speaker 2>Maybe taking the gold medals?
<v Speaker 3>Right?
<v Speaker 2>Yeah?
<v Speaker 3>Maybe? Oh sure?
<v Speaker 2>Okay his ship was untied and he just had to and.
<v Speaker 3>Then they kept it on. Yeah, look at this fucking guy.
<v Speaker 3>So Eddie's in the ring. Chova gets in the ring
<v Speaker 3>with him as well, and Eddie says, Charlie and Shelton
<v Speaker 3>Olevato locos, me and Chavito just came ready to tell
<v Speaker 3>you that, uh, what we did was wrong. Look, bro,
<v Speaker 3>we feel really bad about this. Javito. We're sorry We're sorry, man,
<v Speaker 3>We're we're gonna make a promise to you in the
<v Speaker 3>sense that we promised to never steal anything of yours again.
<v Speaker 3>And it's true. It's true. Shit, he said, here you go.
<v Speaker 3>So they placed the tag titles on the mat, and
<v Speaker 3>Team Ango grabbed the tag titles and then there Kurt
<v Speaker 3>Angle's music hits and they just start celebrating like they
<v Speaker 3>just won the titles, which was fucking awesome. I love that,
<v Speaker 3>and uh and Eddie and Chama just leave and I
<v Speaker 3>was like, oh, okay, this is not right because Eddie
<v Speaker 3>still has a mic and I don't trust this shit
<v Speaker 3>at all. So Charlie says, cut our fucking music. Shane Douglas,
<v Speaker 3>I hate you, he says, Les Carrero's take a good
<v Speaker 3>look at these titles because you'll never wear them again.
<v Speaker 3>And you see, we're gonna beat you in the ladder match,
<v Speaker 3>just like we beat you at Backlash, because we are
<v Speaker 3>the w E tag. Jem Java heads and Chavo grabs
<v Speaker 3>the mic from Eddie and they're still in the ramp
<v Speaker 3>and Chava says, you may be the tag champs, but
<v Speaker 3>I'll tell I'll tell you something. I bet you didn't
<v Speaker 3>know uncle Eddie and I are Olympic gold medalists. Eddie
<v Speaker 3>says we are homes see and Chava pulls two gold
<v Speaker 3>medals out of his ass. They both have them, and
<v Speaker 3>Sheldon's laughing in the ring. He's not selling this at all.
<v Speaker 3>And Charlie's point on it. He says, what the fuck, Hey,
<v Speaker 3>they stole the fucking metals, which we're just on the
<v Speaker 3>Karangle picture. I don't know why that fucking was.
<v Speaker 2>What a dumb decision. Yeah, Java bid it to make
<v Speaker 2>sure it was real.
<v Speaker 3>Definitely want to make sure it tasted like his.
<v Speaker 2>So we go backstage. Tory Wilson is stretching and Sable
<v Speaker 2>comes up and touches her crazy on the shoulder.
<v Speaker 3>Hello, is this before after the they did the playboy
<v Speaker 3>thing that?
<v Speaker 2>I'm not sure? Yeah, I'm not sure the timeline.
<v Speaker 3>Welcome Tory Wilson's Sable Playboy real.
<v Speaker 2>Quick and just gonna can you share your screen with
<v Speaker 2>me quick? Yeah, make sure you put on.
<v Speaker 3>Oh their Playboy is March oh four, March o four,
<v Speaker 3>so we're a little bit with so they're building to
<v Speaker 3>it starting here in May three.
<v Speaker 2>Get the started, you know, of course, I'm a here,
<v Speaker 2>so toy yeah, Tory just fucking just says, get the
<v Speaker 2>man your hands on me.
<v Speaker 3>Sables this nice attitude. I was wondering if you're ready
<v Speaker 3>for a match, and Toy says, I don't know what
<v Speaker 3>you're up to, Stable, I don't know. We had to
<v Speaker 3>do a Nitdio and don Marie attacking me last week.
<v Speaker 3>But I sure as hell don't appreciate you lying to
<v Speaker 3>my friend's Daisy about what happened with Test and I
<v Speaker 3>at Backlash. The whoa video game ass lines that sheet
<v Speaker 3>and it was a lot for me to consume. James,
<v Speaker 3>I'm like, whoa a big She just told me the
<v Speaker 3>whole angle, all right.
<v Speaker 2>I'm not happy about you lying to my friend Stacy.
<v Speaker 3>Keebler about what happened at Backlash with Test and I.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, there's a time machine back here.
<v Speaker 1>You want to go on that.
<v Speaker 3>I don't trust you and I don't want to tag
<v Speaker 3>with you and somes this Tory, I don't know why
<v Speaker 3>Stephanie made this match, but like or not, we're partners.
<v Speaker 3>We could be great partners. What do you mean by that?
<v Speaker 2>There's no title? There's no tag titles. We could be
<v Speaker 2>really good like tag champions, but there's nothing. I don't
<v Speaker 2>really understand the ankle, but.
<v Speaker 3>Keep going as long as you're willing to play with me.
<v Speaker 2>What do you mean, Oh you know I played for
<v Speaker 2>the same team.
<v Speaker 3>Well that's exactly what I met.
<v Speaker 2>Oh yeah, I gotta get out of here though. You
<v Speaker 2>know we got a match later.
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, we're gonna be great partners. No, I hear you.
<v Speaker 2>We gotta get out of here. We're next, all.
<v Speaker 3>Right, I'll see you.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, she looks like yelling.
<v Speaker 2>So don Marie and Nitdia versus Tory Wilson and Sable.
<v Speaker 2>Jamie Noble of course brings out Don Marie and Nydia.
<v Speaker 3>Of course he's going, he's idio.
<v Speaker 2>Tory Wilson comes out here tron insane, just a crazy
<v Speaker 2>shot of her ass bit over taking her pants off
<v Speaker 2>with the.
<v Speaker 3>Like tiny is just fucking g string of all time.
<v Speaker 2>I mean this is a video game, by the way,
<v Speaker 2>it wasn't.
<v Speaker 3>I mean yeah, and you could preview it.
<v Speaker 2>Which is crazy. This two is a nuts era.
<v Speaker 3>Uh.
<v Speaker 2>Sable comes out and just I mean this is she
<v Speaker 2>is such a smoke show at this point, man, like,
<v Speaker 2>really she is. This is like my favorite Sable. Look.
<v Speaker 2>I think I think she looked like just unbelievable here
<v Speaker 2>I think early two.
<v Speaker 3>Thousands, Yeah, yeah, I think I agree.
<v Speaker 2>Nydia and don Marie attacked Tory to start and uh
<v Speaker 2>Sable makes the save and Nydia is up on Tory
<v Speaker 2>here before Tory hits a neck breaker and gets a
<v Speaker 2>two count. Go on this, Yeah, yeah, I'm reading. Do
<v Speaker 2>you know freaking mess?
<v Speaker 3>You know, same made up a story about toy because
<v Speaker 3>it tests right, you know that test that's kiss Tory.
<v Speaker 2>Yes, lying about her friends stay.
<v Speaker 3>I was a backlash, did that?
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, backlash?
<v Speaker 1>Now I get it, I get it.
<v Speaker 3>Thank you, says a lot. I wish people would start
<v Speaker 3>kissing now.
<v Speaker 2>But oh, Torri was going for the ten punches in
<v Speaker 2>the corner before getting cut off. A true baby face worker.
<v Speaker 2>Idio holds Tory in position just I mean, by the way,
<v Speaker 2>just takes forever here for this.
<v Speaker 3>She's, you know, trying her best. She drags are in
<v Speaker 3>the corner like I mean, and by the corner it's
<v Speaker 3>like she she's almost touching the ring post.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, and she sets her up and then don Marie
<v Speaker 2>hits a Vader bomb out of.
<v Speaker 3>Nowhere from the apron.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, wide open, just goes for it and.
<v Speaker 3>Lands on her knees entirely, but like she hits it.
<v Speaker 2>Nidia takes twenty minutes to get Toy into position. Rue said,
<v Speaker 2>you know, I'm gonna let it flow.
<v Speaker 3>That's a move Vader bomb, remember, Marie.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah. Then she goes for another Vader bomb, but this
<v Speaker 2>time Tory moves and goes to tag Sable, but Sable
<v Speaker 2>bends down and looks at her, and commentary is trying
<v Speaker 2>to figure out what exactly is going on because she's
<v Speaker 2>not backing away from the tag. She's kind of looking
<v Speaker 2>at her.
<v Speaker 3>Well, she's to see if they play for the same team, and.
<v Speaker 2>It looks like they don't. Sable watches Tory as she's yelling,
<v Speaker 2>and then she walks back and leaves.
<v Speaker 3>Well, she goes to ramp. At least she's still here.
<v Speaker 2>So Nydia then hits a catapult into a straight up
<v Speaker 2>vertical single leg Boston crowd.
<v Speaker 3>Okay, I was super excited about this at first because
<v Speaker 3>I was like, wow, sling shot into a submission, like
<v Speaker 3>that's kind of sick, and I'm like, wow, single leg,
<v Speaker 3>But like they show the fucking floor shot of it,
<v Speaker 3>and she's just.
<v Speaker 2>I've never seen a single leg straight up vertical. The
<v Speaker 2>long a long Way. Oh man, it was fine. And
<v Speaker 2>then why they cut the roamer man? That was fucking production.
<v Speaker 3>I know they could have just kept it. They could
<v Speaker 3>have kept it on the back shot because Tory taps
<v Speaker 3>out and they show it like, just stay on that.
<v Speaker 3>I can't see what's going on.
<v Speaker 2>Straight up long way, single leg crap. Gotta love the
<v Speaker 2>innovation there, So we go backstage. I'm sorry, we go backstage.
<v Speaker 2>Stephanie Mann is leaving a voicemail for Vents when the
<v Speaker 2>limo pulls up.
<v Speaker 3>She's still outside. Has she been outside this whole time?
<v Speaker 3>She's just not watching the show.
<v Speaker 2>It looks cold.
<v Speaker 3>It's fucking cold like her hair.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, just going anywhere. I was like, wow, it must
<v Speaker 2>be funked up out there.
<v Speaker 3>She says, Hey, Dad, it's me. She says, you must
<v Speaker 3>have got my messages because the show's almost over. You're
<v Speaker 3>not here yet, so what sucks. I just stopped for
<v Speaker 3>a drink the spaghetti sandwich.
<v Speaker 2>You know what you said? I ordered fucking free spaghetti sentences.
<v Speaker 2>You never showed up, so I ate them all. And
<v Speaker 2>now I'm on the way there.
<v Speaker 3>I'll see him in a shade. She says, I'm someone
<v Speaker 3>older than usual and met at the hotel. I already
<v Speaker 3>got that.
<v Speaker 2>I got it, I got all yours.
<v Speaker 1>You got do like a Mariner mustache, just ready. I
<v Speaker 1>was hungry cross ninety five dollars.
<v Speaker 3>They sold that. I was home. I tried to room.
<v Speaker 3>I didn't have money for incidentals.
<v Speaker 2>Why are we staying in the same room?
<v Speaker 1>So you've been sitting here all day?
<v Speaker 3>That's the show. I don't know.
<v Speaker 2>I don't know I watching it. I haven't watching it.
<v Speaker 1>I try to call you.
<v Speaker 3>Yes, sure, says as far as America goes, I signed
<v Speaker 3>him sight unseen. I beat out Eric Bischoff. Yeah, I know,
<v Speaker 3>and I never met him until tonight. And Vince's I
<v Speaker 3>already's like seven foot doll? Ste is he on the show?
<v Speaker 3>I don't know. I've been watching what uh step? He says,
<v Speaker 3>he's tall, But really you need to wait, and vinces
<v Speaker 3>I needn't meet him. I'm proud of you waiting got staph.
<v Speaker 2>So then we head into the the main event of
<v Speaker 2>the evening, Piper's pit.
<v Speaker 3>So Piper comes out with chan O'Hair. Cherad here is
<v Speaker 3>in a big ass jacket. Yeah, I mean I I
<v Speaker 3>like Sharanohair a lot.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I mean it's there's not really much to dislike.
<v Speaker 2>It's not like we saw too much. Like you know,
<v Speaker 2>he didn't get to do too much.
<v Speaker 3>No, no, no, not at all. And from what I understand,
<v Speaker 3>they put Piper with him because Sean O'Hair was bad
<v Speaker 3>at live promos. Yes, that's what I heard too, So
<v Speaker 3>Piper says. Yeah, he says, let us get right down
<v Speaker 3>to business. Number one. Last week on RAW, I heard
<v Speaker 3>Chris Jericho say that Roddy Piper was fat. I'm like, who,
<v Speaker 3>I have seen Chris Jericho Russell. I have seen Chris
<v Speaker 3>Jericho talk and I've seen him saying, So, I'll make
<v Speaker 3>you a deal. When I lose weight, I'll call you Jericho,
<v Speaker 3>and when you get some talent, you call me. Oh my,
<v Speaker 3>So Piper says, now, speaking of real talent, I want
<v Speaker 3>you to know right now that I picked that coconuts
<v Speaker 3>out of my head. And the man LENI, the man
<v Speaker 3>that needs to be rewarded, the man that beat Rikishi.
<v Speaker 3>That's he says.
<v Speaker 2>He here's the guy that be Rikishi.
<v Speaker 3>Ah no, no, that's shout out here. You are the man. Anyway,
<v Speaker 3>Let's get back to business. Just had to put him
<v Speaker 3>over for a second. We have somebody. I actually, I'm
<v Speaker 3>quite excited to meet a newcomer. Heard off about this guy.
<v Speaker 3>So without further ado to debut, I would like you
<v Speaker 3>to now warmly welcome mess there America.
<v Speaker 2>Oh my god, that's so funny. He comes out of
<v Speaker 2>the Hogan thing and Roddy immediately goes, what the fuck.
<v Speaker 3>He's staring at this? No, mister America comes down and
<v Speaker 3>Test says, what the hell.
<v Speaker 2>Roddy Piper fucking losing it in the ring.
<v Speaker 3>Buddy Bumper's breaking chairs in.
<v Speaker 2>This can't begin. Sean O'Hare is fucking half naked. Now
<v Speaker 2>he's got something to do. He was fully closed a
<v Speaker 2>second ago.
<v Speaker 3>He had to jack it off. You gotta whackum. Mister
<v Speaker 3>America comes out. He does, oddly enough, all of Halcogan's taunts,
<v Speaker 3>and then he looks at the crowd and puts his
<v Speaker 3>finger lips to tell him to be quiet, and then
<v Speaker 3>continues to do hal. And then he gets in the ring.
<v Speaker 3>It rips off his shirt and Roddy Piper is screaming
<v Speaker 3>into the mic. Now No No Cole says, oh wow,
<v Speaker 3>mister America has spent some time in the gym. He's
<v Speaker 3>got some thunderlips. So I looked at it. I was like, okay,
<v Speaker 3>maybe just this whole time, I didn't know that thunder
<v Speaker 3>lips was like a body builder term. This is not
<v Speaker 3>a real thing. What the fuck is Michael the role? Yeah, yeah,
<v Speaker 3>you know, but like, how the fuck does that make it? Clips?
<v Speaker 1>Where he's got pussy lips right now?
<v Speaker 2>You get there from this Joe?
<v Speaker 3>You work out too much? Of course? What the fuck?
<v Speaker 3>So they start chanting Hogan for some reason. Mister America,
<v Speaker 3>I'm not sure what's going on here, and Biber says,
<v Speaker 3>all right, everybody out of the bowl. That says, America,
<v Speaker 3>home of a brave land, a brave but it's not
<v Speaker 3>the country ho stupidity you are got, mister America, you know,
<v Speaker 3>are simply all gogain. And mister America puts his lips together,
<v Speaker 3>very surprised. He's got a food man chew under there,
<v Speaker 3>oddly enough, So mister America has a mic now and
<v Speaker 3>he says, well, let me tell you something, brother, Hell no,
<v Speaker 3>a huge pop, huge fucking pop. And mister America says,
<v Speaker 3>that's the most ridiculous thing I've ever heard, dude. I'm
<v Speaker 3>gonna let you off with a warning just once. But
<v Speaker 3>if you ever bad mouth this country of America, dude,
<v Speaker 3>I'll be more than happy brother, to kick your ass
<v Speaker 3>from sea to shining seed. Dude.
<v Speaker 2>Wow, that is unbelievable.
<v Speaker 3>Piper's fucking losing its mind. That is unbelievable, Mister America says,
<v Speaker 3>because I am freedom, I am justice, and I am
<v Speaker 3>liberty for all yea, USA.
<v Speaker 2>See the shining sea ass kicking is nuts.
<v Speaker 3>That's how have I not heard that before?
<v Speaker 2>Yeah? That is nuts.
<v Speaker 3>So mister America said Piper. I stand for everything that
<v Speaker 3>makes this country the greatest country in the world today. Brother,
<v Speaker 3>But Piper, there is one thing I'm not. I am
<v Speaker 3>not all. Go get brother. Piper yells ballade and then
<v Speaker 3>Vince McMahon's music hits and Vince comes out and this
<v Speaker 3>is the most angry man I've ever seen, even it's
<v Speaker 3>so fucking pissed. And he storms down to the.
<v Speaker 2>Ring, hard stepping into this ring.
<v Speaker 3>Two big stomps yeah, and he grabs the mic from
<v Speaker 3>Piper and he says, how dare you? How dare you? Hogan?
<v Speaker 3>I suspended you indefinitely. I ordered you to go home
<v Speaker 3>and stay at home for the duration of your contract. Togan,
<v Speaker 3>you want to step in my ring on my show
<v Speaker 3>that my daughter's not watching. Well, I'll tell you what
<v Speaker 3>we're gonna do about it. Hogan. You're gonna go back home,
<v Speaker 3>but it's time you're going home courtesy al vincebrick Van
<v Speaker 3>with your very own American institution. With you, I was like,
<v Speaker 3>I don't know what that means means, and what that
<v Speaker 3>means is, oh, thank you for explaining without big fat lawsuit,
<v Speaker 3>Hogan contract.
<v Speaker 2>That's the most wrest thing ever in Just in case
<v Speaker 2>you guys didn't.
<v Speaker 3>Understand, Oh I didn't. That's good. America is not going
<v Speaker 3>to go down without a fight. Mister America says, well,
<v Speaker 3>you know something that's bad. It sounds like all Cogin
<v Speaker 3>give you a serious case of brain damage when he
<v Speaker 3>kicked your as a WrestleMania. I am not whul Cocain brother.
<v Speaker 3>I am mister America. And just like all of these
<v Speaker 3>American maniacs and fucking points in the crowd and the
<v Speaker 3>USA chance crazy and Vin says, all right, all right,
<v Speaker 3>got the grab, Hogan. You're insulting my intelligence and that's
<v Speaker 3>one thing I want to stand for.
<v Speaker 2>In Holy fucking shit, mister man saying your insulting my
<v Speaker 2>intelligence and I won't stand for that is nuts.
<v Speaker 3>If you like me to explain whatever you though, brother divulged.
<v Speaker 3>Wait a minute, No, no, you're right.
<v Speaker 1>You're not ahull Cogin.
<v Speaker 3>You are mister America. That's right. So uh, I'm sure
<v Speaker 3>that mister America has just signed a contract here, and
<v Speaker 3>I'm the chairman of the World Wrestling Federation, so that
<v Speaker 3>mister America read my lips. Yeah, fire, get on, Hegan.
<v Speaker 2>Do you want a job starting now? You're fired?
<v Speaker 3>Which is like, all right, okay. I was like, Oh,
<v Speaker 3>how are they fucking gonna get out of that? He
<v Speaker 3>just this is why wouldn't he be fired? This makes sense?
<v Speaker 3>So mister America looks around and he says, I'm not
<v Speaker 3>going anywhere, brother, because dude, I didn't sign with you.
<v Speaker 3>I signed with Stephanie McMahon. Oh we're not doing that
<v Speaker 3>shit A.
<v Speaker 2>Stupid contract, brother, didn't say, Miss McMahon.
<v Speaker 3>I don't know. I signed with Stephanie mcman an ironclad
<v Speaker 3>contract that says mister America can't be fired or suspended.
<v Speaker 3>So I'm henna stay, brother, and there's not a damn
<v Speaker 3>thing you could do A.
<v Speaker 2>Bit this guy must have been sold like an incredible
<v Speaker 2>amount to Stephanie, like Eric Bischoff must have tricked her
<v Speaker 2>as crazy or something.
<v Speaker 3>Like yeah, like what the fuck? Like what what could
<v Speaker 3>possibly have seen? Though?
<v Speaker 2>This is oh five aj styles? She said, you down
<v Speaker 2>get the click contract?
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, like, what the fuck? That's nuts. Vince's all right,
<v Speaker 3>I'll tell you what we're gonna do. Then I'm gonna
<v Speaker 3>approve it right here that you're a haul coked. I'm
<v Speaker 3>gonna wrap that mask right off your face, or maybe
<v Speaker 3>I should say we're god. I wrapped that mask off
<v Speaker 3>your face. And mister America gets surrounded by Roddy Piper
<v Speaker 3>shan O'Hair naked and Vince McMahon, and mister America tries
<v Speaker 3>to reason with him. He says, wait a minute, brothers,
<v Speaker 3>just wait a minute, brothers. Don't do something stupid. Let
<v Speaker 3>me ask you something first. One question, dude that's never
<v Speaker 3>been asked. What you're gonna do when the twenty four
<v Speaker 3>inch patriots right on you? And then he fucking hits
<v Speaker 3>the axe bomber on Roddy Piper shan o'her attacks him
<v Speaker 3>from behind. Vince takes his jacket off as Shona holds
<v Speaker 3>him mister America, low blows shan O'Hair, punches Vince in
<v Speaker 3>the head and leaves the ring. And I said, oh
<v Speaker 3>that was That was a fucking funny way to have
<v Speaker 3>that end. And then all of a sudden, bombs bombs
<v Speaker 3>are going off. Dude, Rodny Piper jumps on top of
<v Speaker 3>Vince like he's getting bombed. There is now confetti raining
<v Speaker 3>down from the ceiling and it doesn't sound like pirate
<v Speaker 3>Legit sounds like explosions. Confetti is engulfing the building. It's
<v Speaker 3>like in fucking SVR when you win a title in
<v Speaker 3>like the fucking you can't see shit anymore. It's fucked
<v Speaker 3>up here, and he's mister America is on the ramp
<v Speaker 3>waving the American Where did that come from? And Taz
<v Speaker 3>is now singing God Bless America very loud. Cogan puts
<v Speaker 3>the flag in the front of his gear cogstyle and
<v Speaker 3>posts it's how the show crazy. It was fucking crazy, man.
<v Speaker 3>I don't know how long mister America lasts for, but like,
<v Speaker 3>what a debut?
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I mean debut. We get the light detector segment
<v Speaker 2>out of this, yeah, I mean, I mean people wanted
<v Speaker 2>Hogan at this era, you know, like did Yeah, they
<v Speaker 2>definitely did, and like, yeah, I mean it's pretty nuts
<v Speaker 2>thinking about it. He was not over for a like,
<v Speaker 2>he was not over, and then he was hugely over.
<v Speaker 2>Like it was more over than the nWo.
<v Speaker 3>I know it. I mean I think the steas he
<v Speaker 3>got off the rock match like brought it back.
<v Speaker 2>Yes, I agree, because they replayed that a lot. I
<v Speaker 2>mean it made him look like the biggest star in
<v Speaker 2>the world.
<v Speaker 3>I know it was. I mean it was cool as fuck.
<v Speaker 2>I was unbelievable. Yeah, I mean, like genuine, genuinely unbelievable moment,
<v Speaker 2>Like what are the odds that that that like pops
<v Speaker 2>off like that?
<v Speaker 3>Okay, I will be nitpicky annoying here. Why could Vince
<v Speaker 3>have not just done the same thing he was doing
<v Speaker 3>to Hogan in the first place, just had him stay
<v Speaker 3>home home.
<v Speaker 1>Because cause Stephanie Stephanie's thing.
<v Speaker 3>But like she's still colder dad here.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, but she's a big patriot maniac. Dude, you don't
<v Speaker 2>pay someone fifty five million dollars in them to sit
<v Speaker 2>at home.
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, I mean that would be fucking stupid.
<v Speaker 2>Huh, I think so.
<v Speaker 3>But yeah, man, uh, A strange era of SmackDown. I
<v Speaker 3>think this definitely still gets lumped into people's thoughts of
<v Speaker 3>like SmackDown six still is a thing.
<v Speaker 2>Oh yeah yeah, I think just because the.
<v Speaker 3>Fist and the presentation.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah that's what I was saying. Like the branding is
<v Speaker 2>still like the exact same, so like it does get
<v Speaker 2>lumped into it. It's this is definitely a different era
<v Speaker 2>SmackDown though, for sure.
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, oh absolutely. I mean named fucking mister America, brother.
<v Speaker 2>Good and bad. Different eras smacked un for sure, just
<v Speaker 2>a completely different show in its presentation. Pieces might look
<v Speaker 2>the same, but completely different in its presentation for sure.
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