Hour 3 – Mancave Vandalism, Disappointment Draft

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Speaker 1: You are listening to the Dan Patrick Show on Fox Sports Radio.

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Speaker 2: Our until tip off, we got our brackets in. If you're in the bracket challenge, you can follow along Danpatrick dot Com. Quite a guest list here, eclectic Fritzy of course, doing the honors, cultivating the celebrities, including Chris Mannox, Like I can't call him a celebrity, but we do love Mannox, So he snuck in as uh maybe our final celebrity question Mark, Let's see.

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Speaker 3: Wait, John Smoltz didn't get his bracket in.

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Speaker 4: Phil have nairastive and I'm shocked. He loves this time of the year and his spartans.

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Speaker 2: Okay, he's probably thinking he has until noon. Mark Cuban was supposed to join us. He was supposed to submit a bracket. Yes, okay, yeah, PAULI would you consider granting an exemption till noon?

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Speaker 3: I would need to know what the reason is?

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Speaker 5: Smallt is the regular Yeah, and Mark Cuban, I think he's been in before, but it's been a while.

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Speaker 3: Yeah. I was surprised that he was willing to do it.

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Speaker 2: But you know, I can give a sponsors exemption maybe, you know, maybe I don't want to say I'll look the other way. But you know, if I don't know what's going on, then I'm fine with letting it happen there. But we'll give you our final fource. Coming up, we also play the Disappointment Draft as well. That'll be coming up momentarily. Here is the news. Pistons announced Kate Cunningham will be reevaluated in two weeks, so he's gonna lit. He's gonna be missing at least the next eight games. He's got to collapse lung. Kate Cunningham has to play another five games to make All NBA, and there's fourteen games left for Detroit, so it's going to be down to the wire. Now, this is a money thing because he's definitely going to be I would think first team All NBA, and he's certainly an MVP candidate as well, and he got to play in the required sixty five games. Marvin is not here today, and it might be just a coincidence that he's not here today after a big mistake yesterday on the show. Dylan is in Seatan's chair. Seatan's in Marvin's chair. The Minister of Humor Fritzi is here, and also Paulie as well, there's a lot of people who have tweeted. If some say, don't be so hard on Marvin. It's not like he was trying to burn down the man cave. That's a shot at me because I had the accident a couple of weeks ago. Can you confirm an immeasurable amount of cork that's spilled out of the Sami Sosa ankle down? That is great, there was a problem earlier. Today went back looked at security footage with a big germy.

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Speaker 3: We did.

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Speaker 2: We did locate the moment in question where weeks my cameraman was actually running some cables and there's some chotchkes in front of where seat and is seated, and he knocked over the Sami Sosa priceless trophy, that figurine one of one really it is, yeah, one of one, and it shattered. I'm shocked. So weeks the cameraman said, do you want me to piece it together? And I said, yeah, if you can try to do that, but it's probably in six six pieces there. Yes, ton not to make.

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Speaker 4: Excuses, but there's so much of that stuff laying all over the place. It's amazing that doesn't happen more often.

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Speaker 2: Well it might, but nobody likes to tell me when these things happened. I noticed that something happened, and I called, you know, you guys on it, and I thought there was a cover up. There got a professional, it happens. Weeks does a great job as our cameraman. He made a mistake and he bumped into the Sami Sosis statue.

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Speaker 6: Yeah see, you're you're very well on record saying that it's not the it's the cover up, not the crime.

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Speaker 3: Yes, it is.

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Speaker 2: It's just like Tom Brady, you know, it's not the crime. It was the cover up that Yeah, this week Sunday Night basketball the Wolves and the Celtics. That'll be uh seven Easter non NBC. The playoffs are coming to NBC and Peacock all right, I got a rally here because that was That was a devastating moment.

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Speaker 3: I don't know if I mean, it can be fixed, but can it really be fixed?

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Speaker 2: In my mind of how it all played out, you guys were complicit. You guys heard it. You guys heard something shatter, And that was more than just Sammy Sosa. That was me and my confidence.

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Speaker 4: Wow, that was dramatic.

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Speaker 3: Thank you, Todd. Yes, Dylan.

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Speaker 7: Is it the broken trust that's really yes.

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Speaker 3: It is, Yes it is. But that thing shattered, It really did break like it shattered.

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Speaker 8: Yeah.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, he has had less at the moment. Yes he is, and still not getting into the Hall of Fame. We're going to try to piece his career back together with cork.

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Speaker 3: Stop that time. That's the least of his worries was of cork.

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Speaker 2: That was just in his bat and that was one day using his corked bat in batting practice, because most guys do that.

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Speaker 3: I like how Sammy.

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Speaker 2: I think he was saying, Oh, I like to put on a show in batting practice. Sammy, you get fifty home runs, sixty home runs, It's not like, man, look at that guy almost hit one out. You know it's not Greg Maddox taking BP. It's Sammy Seusser. Yeah, Paulie, Yeah, it happened during a game.

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Speaker 5: I'm looking back at the play and the excuse. He said he'd like to keep a backup bat that was court just in case for batting practice again, to put on a show.

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Speaker 3: That's not a bad excuse in real time though. So we got George Brett in Todd.

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Speaker 4: I don't think he sent one in oh which is a bummer because he's been the last few years.

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Speaker 2: He's well, wait a minute, you just sent me a list that has Brian Cranston on it. Bill Cower, you just said, here's the final list.

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Speaker 4: I have a list that lists everyone we invited, and if you're looking at the.

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Speaker 3: Well, I don't care about who we invited. I want to know.

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Speaker 4: Who's I had a nice color coordinated legend which they have. Green means that they are doing it, and blue means they actually submitted what they said they were.

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Speaker 3: Okay, never mind, Black means don you're making it worse. I just want to know.

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Speaker 4: I didn't mean to complicate. I thought it was a nice, neat organized list of who we invited and who we who.

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Speaker 3: Know didn't know. It's not. I don't need to know who you invited. I need to know who's involved.

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Speaker 4: Okay, there's a separate email I sent that that has just the ones that are in and a lovely purple man.

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Speaker 3: I got a rally. I have to rally.

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Speaker 4: I shame the ones had read of the ones that said they would send it in time.

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Speaker 6: Yes see, not the nitpick, but the color coordinated response. Mind says it's a waiting response is purple. But I see all black in there.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, thank you Todd. Yeah h I.

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Speaker 4: See his point there. Just say so, a waiting response should be in black or all those names that that didn't respond should be in purple, one or the other. But I do it, says a waiting response purple.

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Speaker 3: Okay.

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Speaker 4: And the ones and the ones we invited black, those are the ones that are we're waiting responsible.

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Speaker 2: That's as close as you've come to admitting to doing something wrong in the twenty some years.

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Speaker 4: That wasn't a cover up thing. That was just an honesty.

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Speaker 3: Yes see.

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Speaker 6: You know how like people would do, like, hey, if you sign up, you can get secret access for this stuff. Like like I said, the president just had like, hey, if you join the you know, secret society or whatever, you could get all of my intelligence briefings if you just donate ten dollars a month or whatever. What if we start a club here where you can donate ten dollars a month and you'll get copied on Todd's emails?

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Speaker 3: How much do I pay to note? I got a big wallet here.

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Speaker 6: If we can hit a certain threshold, then we'll be removed off of Todd's emails, But I feel like people would love to see the stuff that we sort of obsess over.

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Speaker 3: Let me talk to the big german about legally doing that.

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Speaker 6: We could set something up, We really could, Okay, get copied on Todd's emails.

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Speaker 4: Not to mention. When I send you guys emails and you're all in the room right next to me, and I send an email instead of just verbalizing what I want to.

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Speaker 2: Say, Kris and Texas joinsus. Hide Chris, what's on your mind?

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Speaker 3: And listen.

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Speaker 9: The absence of Marv is showing one really important thing.

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Speaker 3: I think that the.

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Speaker 10: The depth chart of the Danettes is really being exposed here, primarily led by you know, by Dylan here.

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Speaker 3: So I'm sorry about that. I also was wondering, following up to yesterday.

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Speaker 9: Is Dylan cooking Indian food for meat Friday? Is that the reason that Treger's parting ways?

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Speaker 2: No, No, there was just a coincidence there. Yeah, okay, yeah, but thank you, thank you, Chris. Now, we had a ten year run with Trager, but this is business and we move on. So we were very proud to be part or you know, be affiliated.

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Speaker 6: Yes see, I'm not going to allow that Dylan slander by the way and death chart. Dude doing the show here, he's got something brining in the back. There's alarms going off for him to go check something he's doing.

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Speaker 3: Well, Oh boy, I got it.

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Speaker 2: Here we go. Just heard from the eyes and ears of the show, Mario. We have footage of my cameraman breaking semi so so so if if you're watching on he cock and nice angle of Weeks from behind. He's trying to help Seatan and once again.

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Speaker 3: They saw Yeah, oh dear, that was tough. Okay, oh dear, okay, he's a disclamer.

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Speaker 2: Seaton immediately is right there to witness it. Dylan, Oh boy, there's some people who are culpa boy here see Setan. You were there in a matter of like five seconds. Yeah, just being helpful. Oh what all of a sudden being helpful as a crime around here? Hey, let me help Weeks out. He just really stepped on a land mine. I better go help him out. You could have explained or told me who was responsible for this.

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Speaker 7: Seton crime one on one. Your prints are all over that. You gotta get out of here.

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Speaker 3: Don't I get any sort.

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Speaker 6: Of uh you know, like uh leeway for admitting that like, well, I was kind of there, he was helping my thing. I did sort of throw myself on that grenade too. No, you could have just said, look, weeks did it?

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Speaker 8: You know?

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Speaker 2: Do we do a chalk outline of Sammy socid on the ground there.

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Speaker 6: We have to figure out if if ratting on weeks was the right thing to do, or not rating on weeks is the right thing.

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Speaker 3: I think explain.

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Speaker 6: It's a sliding scale for some of us. For me, I was supposed to rat on. For everybody else who saw it happen, it's like, hey, good for you for keeping your mouth shut.

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Speaker 2: I think there's certain things that you need to rat on somebody in here.

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Speaker 3: And certain things where you just explain.

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Speaker 2: Maybe if asked you don't volunteer, But if asked, you say, I think I saw something.

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Speaker 3: I think I heard something.

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Speaker 8: I don't know.

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Speaker 3: If I was directly asked, do we need a poster see something? Say something?

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Speaker 7: Dan, you're sounding a lot like the district attorney right now.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, I would say this if an incident happens as serious.

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Speaker 3: As this, I put the DA in Dan, well, as serious as.

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Speaker 5: This, seriously, I think you give the offender a decent amount of time that day to admit it themselves and throw themselves on the grenade.

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Speaker 3: I would give them a couple hours throw himself on sosa.

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Speaker 8: Yeah.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, well you know these are these are teaching teaching moments, teachable moment, one, shining moment.

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Speaker 7: Yes, I think your your lawyer would tell you not to admit to anything. Ever, I'm gonna go with their advice.

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Speaker 3: Thank you too. You're welcome. Uh Todd rubbing off on you being in the back row.

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Speaker 7: There, it's a proximity thing.

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Speaker 2: David in Phoenix joining us, Hi, David, what's on your mind today?

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Speaker 1: Hey?

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Speaker 11: Dan?

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Speaker 9: In regards to Sammy being broken, you're looking at just the wrong way. You could have signed kN SIGI two weeks to repair Sammy. That is the traditional Japanese technique where usually it's broken pottery, but in this case it would be a figurine where they mix lacker with powdered gold over or platinum, and instead of hiding the cracks, it highlights them to show the real.

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Speaker 12: Beauty of this.

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Speaker 3: Okay, thank you, David.

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Speaker 12: You're welcome.

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Speaker 3: Scott in Arizona, Hi, Scott, what's on your mind today?

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Speaker 13: Dan?

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Speaker 9: You guys were talking about the NBA one on one Championship, and I believe the winner of that was Bob the Big Cat Lanier.

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Speaker 2: Oh okay, Yeah, for some reason I thought it was Mike Newlan out of the Houston Rockets.

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Speaker 5: YEAHNPAULI, you're You're both right. It had happened over two years in the early seventies. The NBA had a one on one contest and it would be played kind of during Wild World of Sports and places like this on Saturdays and Sundays during halftime, so it was taped. I think Bob McAdoo won it, Bob Lanier and then the guy you mentioned.

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Speaker 2: Mike Newlan. Yeah, you wouldn't think Mike Newlan would be the best one on one player in that tournament. Andrew in Pittsburgh, Andrew, what's on your mind?

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Speaker 8: Yeah?

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Speaker 10: Hi, Dan, I have a pretty weighty poll question for you guys, hoping you can entertain it. My wife and I are having trouble naming our son who gets here in May, and we're down to final two names, and uh, we are at peace with calling in and leaving it to a majority vote amongst you and the Dan. That's so we're going to go with whatever is decided.

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Speaker 3: What's your last name Andrew Bonding b O N D. I.

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Speaker 2: Okay, it's a rough year to have, and that is your last name.

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Speaker 10: I have no relationship.

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Speaker 3: Big change. I'm changing the eye. It's an easy fix, just bond okay.

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Speaker 10: Uh so that so the two names are Roman James and Calvin James.

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Speaker 3: Calvin would go by col or CJ.

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Speaker 10: Hopefully not.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, you have no choice over that. Kids will give him a nickname. Okay, so this is binding, Andrew, Is that what you're saying? You'll be able to send me the first certificate?

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Speaker 8: Yes.

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Speaker 10: In fact, I will be able to see you guys at the draft as well. Oh good, it'll be it'll be close with the arrival. I don't think he'll be here quite yet. But I'll hold up a big sign and says either Roman or Calvin, thanks you?

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Speaker 3: Okay?

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Speaker 2: Uh Todd Roman or Calvin Bondi Roman Dylan cal Seaton.

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Speaker 6: And it was it was Roman James Bondy and or Calvin James. Oh boy, uh, I'm gonna say Calvin.

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Speaker 3: Two cows, one row.

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Speaker 5: Paul, quick question, are you guys Italian? I am, yes, Roman Bondy.

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Speaker 2: And that means two Romans, two Calvins. Find out after the.

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Speaker 7: Break, kidding me, what are you doing right now?

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Speaker 3: Back after this?

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Speaker 2: When we last left you, we were talking to Andrew in Pittsburgh. Andrew and his wife are getting ready for the birth of a child, a son, and he says that we will be able to be the last votes on what name they go with, and it's going to be a boy, and we can choose but toween, Calvin, James, and Roman, and we had two of the Dan Nets went with Roman. Two went with Calvin and that left it up to me for the tiebreaker. Andrew, how tense is it at the household with you and your wife?

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Speaker 10: Honestly, Dan, like I said, we're at peace. I'm good. I'm good either way. I'm just excited for the decision here grand reveal.

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Speaker 3: All right, your son will be known as Roman.

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Speaker 10: Thank you, Thank you very much, guys, and Dan can I asked you announce where you guys will be for the draft yet in Pittsburgh.

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Speaker 2: I don't have the official location, but I'm gonna I'm gonna talk to the big German and I'll let you know. Andrew, and we look forward to seeing you there. But we've got a great space. I just I don't know if we've finalized everything, but thank you, Andrew. More importantly, good luck to you and your wife with a little Roman. And we look forward to seeing you at the draft.

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Speaker 9: Thank all right.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, we have a location there.

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Speaker 2: I don't know how many people can come in and watch, but we're working on that right now. Big German has gone out to Pittsburgh a couple of times, and I think we found a beautiful place. And uh, we look forward to going to Pittsburgh for the draft. We'll be there for three shows, so it'll be Wednesday, Thursday, Friday of draft week.

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Speaker 3: Yes, him instead of a crib?

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Speaker 4: Do they build a mini colisseum for Roman? Will you'll be kind of cute and that's where you put him instead of a basinette?

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Speaker 3: Thank you, Tom. It'll be fun. Yeah.

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Speaker 2: Do they have a basinette or a playpen that's called a colisseum or maybe they make it like a colo.

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Speaker 4: That'll be a cute thing today.

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Speaker 2: All right, thank you to all Right, it's time for the Disappointment Draft. A. This is the first annual Disappointment Draft. So Dylan, who's part of the Gambling Podcast, a fresh edition up at Dan Patrick dot com with Shan Irving and Bad Larry. All Right, Dylan explain the Disappointment Draft.

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Speaker 7: So basically, we're going to take the top.

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Speaker 2: By the way, By the way, social media is all over this Sammy Sosa accident in quotation marks because a Sami Sosa figurine that I've had for decades fell off Seaton's desk and some say Sammy might have jumped others. You know, weeks my cameraman, who does a great job, he accidentally knocked the Sami Sosa figurine off and shattered. But social media is coming to his defense. Yes, Buddy, Jeff and Saskatoon.

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Speaker 6: He has stated that mister Weeks was simply waiting until the show was over to confess. He cares that much about the vibe of the show. He didn't want to undermine the standard. The defense rests.

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Speaker 2: Okay, when Sammy Sosa went from a one of one figurine to many pieces of one. The cameraman Weeks was honoring Sosa by later acknowledging that he quote made mistakes like Sammy did in four Uh would have to think that your cameraman Weeks knew nothing about the Sammy crash given his head was buried deep under the desk at the time. Seaton has to own this one. That's from Dennis Demand. It was a loud crash, the Sami Sosa figurine. Mister Weeks was waiting until after the show to confess because he cares more about the vibe of the show.

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Speaker 3: The defense rest.

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Speaker 8: Thank you.

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Speaker 3: Social media is all over this.

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Speaker 2: Who would have thought, Sammy Sosa figurine it's all about content?

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Speaker 3: Alrighty?

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Speaker 6: Yes see this is already starting to like a perception is reality.

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Speaker 3: Kind of things here.

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Speaker 6: Could you imagine if Fritzie saw the figuring break instead of seating, the fallout would be brutal and the show would be hilarious. Lots of people saw it break. I was just the one person that got up to try to help m So you guys saw this. There's many other people milling about in that video. I'm just the one that was like, oh, let me go help weeks out.

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Speaker 2: Did you guy be honest? Did you guys think that I would not notice the semi socia figureine had shattered on the floor, Paul.

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Speaker 3: I know you would notice everything.

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Speaker 5: I saw a football turn this morning and I went to turn it back and then I thought better of it.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, and I didn't touch it.

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Speaker 8: Yeah.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, see, you know what, I'll admit something. Okay, do you want me to do? You want me to do this? I don't know what you're going to admit. Hold on one second.

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Speaker 6: Oh this uh this this is the twenty nineteen MVP a U A A three on three league trophy that I believe was given to Andrew pearl Off.

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Speaker 3: Yeah.

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Speaker 6: A few weeks ago, I knocked this off the thing and it shattered and I had Jay in the back glew it back together, and he did such a good job that I was like, Oh, it's no big deal, I'll just put it back there. But I I saved you the despair and look you can't tell.

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Speaker 3: Look it's back together, no big deal.

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Speaker 6: And plus it was for McLevin. Yeah it is Andrews and I don't care. Yeah, who cares about it?

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Speaker 2: Is there anything else that you guys would like to mention? Now's the time, now clean sweep, all right, I move forward with everything. But if I find out after the fact, then we'll have issues. Yes, steal me.

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Speaker 7: I mean, I do have something to admit. I was sitting right here and I had no idea that that thing broke or that anything was going on over there, which might be more of a different indictment, you know, but I had no clue.

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Speaker 4: Ton I may have taken a couple of packs of dude wipes that were meant for the studio, and I may have taken it for a home use.

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Speaker 3: Okay, that's okay, which is kind of you.

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Speaker 8: Got.

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Speaker 3: This is a you know, one time, one time, clean clean slate.

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Speaker 5: I wolfed down a piece of soda bread before we went to the food last week a quarter of so bad it smelled so good.

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Speaker 3: That massive violation. And I'm pretty sure it was on camera.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, what does the host get to eat first?

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Speaker 3: Anywhere?

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Speaker 2: Everything is on camera. Everything is on camera, Dylan, you got anything else?

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Speaker 7: Well, a few months ago, I broke one of your golf training sticks, but I taped it.

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Speaker 3: I noticed that you taped it. You did, Yes, I.

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Speaker 7: Did exactly what they said it was going to happen.

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Speaker 3: The tape part of it gave it away that you broke something.

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Speaker 7: Yeah, I whacked it by accident.

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Speaker 3: Yes.

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Speaker 5: A bunch of years ago, when we had our first few fill in hosts for you, someone moved some stuff on your desk and it was a red alert around here, and See and I were scrambling to get your desk back together. We actually took aerial photos of your desk just in case anything like that happened again.

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Speaker 3: Terry in Seattle, Hy Terry, what's on your mind?

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Speaker 8: Listener?

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Speaker 15: With regard to the Sammy incident, I think that there's some culpability with whoever placed Sammy on the desk in the first place. It wasn't securely attached to the desk, And also you could bring in al Pacino and have him reenact his scene from Sense of a Woman and have him to a defense for the Sammi incident.

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Speaker 3: All right, let me see if al Pacino can join us. W let me tell you this.

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Speaker 4: Up there, every inch's a foot, every foot of the yard. We're gonna fight for every one of those inches because that's the difference between women and lucon Now I can't do it for you. Now get out there, let's get that inch.

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Speaker 3: Woah, thank you, Terry, thank you to Is that the right movie? No, that's definitely not. That was four different movies.

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Speaker 2: Okay, it's time for the point of course. That's the one you do given, look but don't talk.

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Speaker 6: That's the One's the one that's the devil.

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Speaker 3: That's woman.

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Speaker 4: Look but don't touch, Touch, but don't's the devil inside yet touch, touch but don't taste, but don't swallow.

00:25:21
Speaker 3: And he's up there, giggle up at you. Okay, I can't quit this show. Is that an announcement.

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Speaker 2: For the next two years? I can't quit this show? All right, Dylan, the Disappointment Draft. Let's explain the Disappointment Draft.

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Speaker 7: All right. So basically, Dan, how it works is we're going to be ticking picking teams that we do not think will be advancing. So one through four seeds it's gonna be more canto golf scoring. So if you take a one seed, you'll start with minus four points, two seed minus three points.

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Speaker 2: So the more aggressive view are are the more points and therefore total points went.

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Speaker 7: Correct and you want to be lower, So more in the negative or closer to zero is better. And for each like, if that team advances, you get a point at it on.

00:26:11
Speaker 2: Okay, so we should start with the biggest loser, Todd, you go first.

00:26:18
Speaker 5: Wait, what do you mean loser like sports loser?

00:26:23
Speaker 3: Because I would throw my name in the right Okay, I'm not a name.

00:26:26
Speaker 7: Yeah, if you'd talk to al Pacino like that?

00:26:28
Speaker 15: Who?

00:26:29
Speaker 3: All right, So, Tod, who's your pick?

00:26:32
Speaker 8: Now?

00:26:32
Speaker 3: This is the disappointment draft. They're going to disappoint.

00:26:35
Speaker 4: Yes, okay, I'm gonna go a little less brave with my first pick and say the Zags are going to bow out quickly. I know by going with a three or four cy you get less credit.

00:26:42
Speaker 3: Just pick the team the Zags will disappointed.

00:26:45
Speaker 7: Dylan, since I'm kind of picking for Marvin here, and I know he would be upset by this.

00:26:50
Speaker 2: I'm gonna take you con wow, Marvin on here today, suspended, I mean out for a day.

00:26:57
Speaker 3: Uh seatan uh earle Tide roll Tide. Oh, that's an easy one. Their four seed, Paul, the Florida Gators woner based off almost nothing.

00:27:13
Speaker 2: All right, I'm gonna uh, I'm going to knock out a number two I'm gonna knock out a number two seed Purdue perdude wipes.

00:27:30
Speaker 3: All right, yeah, produce veteran Leydon Dan, oh, I know.

00:27:35
Speaker 8: Uh.

00:27:35
Speaker 2: And then I'm gonna come back around and go Illinois as a three seed. Uh, Paul, I.

00:27:48
Speaker 3: Hate to do it. Michigan State is a three seed. John Smoltz would be disappointed.

00:27:57
Speaker 6: That's right, that's.

00:28:00
Speaker 3: Dylan.

00:28:01
Speaker 7: I'm sorry, Dan, but I got to go Arizona the namesake.

00:28:04
Speaker 2: Originally I wond cats my pick to win it all, Todd, you got two picks.

00:28:10
Speaker 4: I'm gonna go with the Iowa State Cyclones, and I'm gonna go with the Virginia Cavaliers.

00:28:19
Speaker 7: Dylan, since they've never won a tournament game. Then I'm gonna go Nebraska.

00:28:25
Speaker 2: Oh we love Nebraska, No, no knocked, We're huge in Lincoln. Seaton Kansas Jayhawk. You probably thought I was gonna take Kansas. Didn't you want to swoop in.

00:28:40
Speaker 3: The Virginia still on the board. No, yes, I'll go Houston.

00:28:54
Speaker 2: So it's either Michigan or arc Arkansas shouldn't be a four. I'll go Michigan just for the potential points there. So Arkansas is the only team that didn't get selected in the Disappointment Draft.

00:29:12
Speaker 3: Yes, Paul, We're going to watch the games way differently. I know, I know, I know.

00:29:17
Speaker 7: Oh Man, does that mean Arkansas bows out round one?

00:29:22
Speaker 2: I hope not. Nobody picked them though. When we come back, we'll give you our final four picks. A couple more phone calls Ronda in Texas, Good morning, Ronda, what's on your mind?

00:29:36
Speaker 16: Good morning Dan and the Dan At. I'm always going to start my conversation with this. So here goes six foot tall, one sixty for a model present day retired golf player. My husband. I played golf two or three times a week. We love your show. Just going to share with you. We were sorry to hear about Sammy Chousa's accident. And I just got off of eBay and I found a replica that looks very similar to the one that was shattered, and I am gifting that to you, so it's on its way to you. Love your show. Well, thanks appreciate y'all. Thank you.

00:30:22
Speaker 8: That's so sweet.

00:30:23
Speaker 2: Well that's very nice of Ronda. Maybe we find something and we can send it to her. She's a former model, yes, hunt.

00:30:31
Speaker 4: And usually it's helped me, Randa, but she's helping you.

00:30:33
Speaker 2: Right, Adam in New Jersey? Hi, Adam, what's on your mind?

00:30:39
Speaker 8: Well? Do you show air?

00:30:41
Speaker 15: Yeah?

00:30:42
Speaker 17: Okay, I heard it beat six one two fifteen, longtime, longtime, second time. Obviously, obviously your employees do not listen to Kathleen Madigan. Kathleen Madigan's father's told her, if you ever we're in a situation where you were questioned, I do not recall and I want an attorney. She claims she used it in the confessional.

00:31:10
Speaker 2: Okay, but we have no court here. It's just the court of public opinion.

00:31:14
Speaker 17: It doesn't matter if you're being questioned. I have no recollection. I want an attorney.

00:31:20
Speaker 2: All right, Thank you, Adam, Greg and Kalamazoo.

00:31:28
Speaker 3: I great, what's on your mind?

00:31:30
Speaker 8: I heard to comment on Matt Leonard's situation. I think you know what they could really do, because I agree with Paulie, they're going to run out of numbers if they keep retiring stuff that keeps going. I think they should not retire the jersey, but honor it. Displayed this as they have, but put Lionard's name on it, because I think Matt might find out if he goes to a SC game. Now, about ninety percent of the people aren't going to know who number eleven is.

00:31:57
Speaker 2: All right, thank you, Greg, trip in Vegas before where we take a break, night trip.

00:32:03
Speaker 13: Hey, good morning Dan. Good to speak with y'all. I wanted to talk about the USC jersey too, because I thought it was ironic with Reggie Bush that when they took his heisman away they wouldn't let anybody use his jersey out of respect for his performance. But then this is a possible stat of the day. So when they gave him where they re retired his jersey. He's the first player in NCAA history to have his jersey retired twice. There's been five teams that retired a jersey for two players, and then three team three teams that retired a number for three players.

00:32:39
Speaker 3: Well, thank you Trip.

00:32:41
Speaker 2: All right, when we come back, we will unveil our final four last call for phone calls, what we learned, What's in store tomorrow?

00:32:48
Speaker 1: Right after this, Fox Sports Radio has the best sports talk lineup in the nation. Catch all of our shows at Foxsports Radio dot com and within the iHeartRadio app. Search FSR to listen. Last call for phone calls, what we learn? What's in store tomorrow. Dylan did a great job filling in for Marvin. Just a coincidence.

00:33:09
Speaker 2: He had a bad day yesterday and he's not here today seating in Marvin's chair, Paulie Fritzy, yours truly in the back room, guys will give you our final four picks, final results of the poll questions if you can.

00:33:25
Speaker 6: Yeah, we got up there, two of them right now. This year's NCAA tournament will be mostly chalk or not chalk. That's at eighty five percent chalk. And then the single best day in sports, March Madness Day one, Super Bowl Sunday Sunday at the Masters, or the New Year's Day Bowl Games. I'm sorry to say, Paul that New Year's Day Bowl Games is in last place. It's only got eight percent of the vote. That's a travesty. March Madness Day one has about half of the vote, okay, followed by Sunday. At the Masters Super Bowl, Sunday is in third place there, Yeah, how about that?

00:33:55
Speaker 8: Yeah? All right? All right?

00:34:00
Speaker 3: Uh John and Illinois, Good morning, John, what's on your mind?

00:34:05
Speaker 11: I gotta tell you, I got some questions here. This cameraman is working for Seatan on this. If Setan is simply at that location because Marvin's done, did that make this Marbin's fault? And further, if Marvin's not there because you bitched him, is this partly here?

00:34:27
Speaker 8: Yeap?

00:34:27
Speaker 3: Yep, yep, yep. You might be right. That's a guy who gets it right there.

00:34:32
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, I see what he's doing, connecting the dots. But I have to blame Matt Liinert because Matt Lionard is the one who dropped the F bomb and Marvin didn't bleep it out. Therefore, Matt Lionert, if he doesn't use the F bomb, Marvin doesn't get suspended, and then Seatan's done in Marvin's chair. Yeah, Matt Lionert, Damn Matt Lionert. Final four picks, Toddler, you had yours filled out yesterday.

00:35:06
Speaker 4: My final four picks are Duke Houston on the left side of the bracket, Purdue in Michigan on the right side, with Duke beating Michigan in the championship game.

00:35:16
Speaker 3: All right, Mar.

00:35:18
Speaker 7: Dylan, all right, Dan, I've got the Johnnies, Saint John's, Illinois, Purdue, and Michigan with Purdue over Saint John's.

00:35:28
Speaker 3: Wow, Seaton final four.

00:35:32
Speaker 6: One of my favorite things about this, by the way, is doing mine one day and then waking up and looking at them again and being like, what the hell did I do that? For AnyWho, that was my experience this morning. My final four is Yukon, Houston, Iowa State, Miami, and I have Yukon beating Miami in the final.

00:35:50
Speaker 8: Wow.

00:35:51
Speaker 3: That's right.

00:35:52
Speaker 2: You sure you didn't wake up today and say, what the hell am I doing with these picks?

00:35:56
Speaker 8: Yeah?

00:35:56
Speaker 6: No, That's what I did do Yesterday. I did them, and then today I woke up and I was like, what how do I do that? But you stayed with your yesterday's picks today. Yeah, I'm not gonna change, okay, Paulie.

00:36:06
Speaker 3: Final four picks.

00:36:07
Speaker 5: Duke Houston, Gonzaga, Michigan, Duke over Gonzaga in the title game.

00:36:12
Speaker 2: All Right, I have Yukon Florida, Arizona, Michigan, Arizona over Florida to win it all. Yeah racket challenge. You can follow along at Danpatrick dot com Nick in the Ozarks.

00:36:33
Speaker 3: Hi, Nick, what's on your mind today?

00:36:35
Speaker 12: Well?

00:36:35
Speaker 18: Dan, I think an exciting sport moment would be the last day of the I did ord watching all the mushers come over the finish line, especially if there was another moose killing incident where a dog was suspended.

00:36:49
Speaker 3: All right, of course, Nick, thank you didn't make the poll question. Yes, PAULI they do call it mush madness though, oh they I did not make that. Okay, I was going to give you credit there.

00:36:58
Speaker 5: They've been calling it mush madness up and no. My people and Nome told me that you were huge in Nome.

00:37:03
Speaker 7: Okay, Yes, Dylan, I've been dying to go to the idit Rod. Is that something we like, literally literally dying? Well, you could go there and die. That might happen. Actually it's pretty it's rough sledding out there, as they say, doggy dog world, But just a possible remote idea, Dan, if you're interested in.

00:37:22
Speaker 3: It, that we send you to the idea a Rod or everyone. No, no, not all going. There's no chance of that. No, no, for years.

00:37:31
Speaker 2: Thank you to I like the Todd repeats your line, so maybe he gets some spill over credit.

00:37:36
Speaker 4: Not spill over. I'm acknowledging that was funny. Why do you gotta make amy to go?

00:37:40
Speaker 3: You do hijack though you do. This has been a very funny day.

00:37:48
Speaker 5: This is last per hour might be a top five show and I tracked that.

00:37:55
Speaker 8: Uh.

00:37:55
Speaker 3: This day in Sports History.

00:37:57
Speaker 5: Poll nineteen ninety five, Michael Jordan returned to the Bowl after nearly two years of retirement. He scored nineteen and a loss to the Pacers. However, the game on NBC was the most watched regular season game in NBA history, with over thirty five million viewers.

00:38:12
Speaker 3: And wearing number forty five was somebody wearing twenty three at the time. It had something to do with his baseball number.

00:38:19
Speaker 2: Oh that's right, he wore yeah, forty five baseball Okay. On this date, in nineteen sixty, Ohio State won the national title. Jerry Lucas named the most Outstanding Player. Also on this day, nineteen fifty five, Bill Russell named the most Outstanding Players. San Francisco beat lessal and Bill Russell and those San Francisco the Dons is what they're called the Dons.

00:38:47
Speaker 3: In Ohio State.

00:38:48
Speaker 2: So, Bob Knight, Jerry Lucas, I think they had Larry Siegfried on that team. Was Bill Hoskett on that team who went to the Knicks nineteen sixty Yes, Bony.

00:39:05
Speaker 5: Jerry Lucas, Larry Siegfried, John Haicheck, mel Nole, yep, and then Bob Knight and a bunch of other players.

00:39:12
Speaker 2: Okay, so Bill Bill Hoskett was not on that team.

00:39:18
Speaker 3: No, I don't have him on there.

00:39:19
Speaker 2: Okay, Yeah, I remember him at Ohio State. Yeah, Habilcheck wasn't the best player in Ohio State.

00:39:25
Speaker 3: Jerry Lucas was the first team All American.

00:39:28
Speaker 2: Yeah, and Larry Siegfried, I think was considered their second best player. Here's Habilcheck, who would end up scoring almost twenty seven thousand points, won eight titles, never lost in the NBA finals. Let's see anything else at Jim in Indiana. Hey Jim, what's on your mind today?

00:39:48
Speaker 12: Hey Dan, I'm really disappointed in you. I think you're the Roger Goodello of the NFL football. These arbitrarily standing out punishments and non punishment really got my goat, Todd, Fritz is acting like the Prima Donna White receiver that got nothing for the Ross Tucker Tobago today, Sammy Sosa.

00:40:13
Speaker 8: It was the.

00:40:15
Speaker 12: Cameraman who's the premier offensive lineman protecting your show. And then we have poor Marvin. He's the practice squad tight end and you can't him a suspension.

00:40:30
Speaker 2: And no, it's a coincidence that he's not Jim, thank you. Yeah, it was a coincidence that Marvin is not here today, just a coincidence. And I do have the commissioner's exemp list in this show, Todd, why didn't you learn today?

00:40:49
Speaker 8: Learned a lot?

00:40:50
Speaker 4: But I'm going to go with that. Kate cutting him as a collapse one could make him ineligible for a league MVP if unable to play and required number of games.

00:40:56
Speaker 3: Are you eating food?

00:40:57
Speaker 4: I'm not.

00:40:58
Speaker 8: That's just.

00:41:00
Speaker 6: Your mouth.

00:41:01
Speaker 3: You were eating food.

00:41:02
Speaker 8: I was not.

00:41:03
Speaker 4: That was like ten minutes ago. I had a granola bar. But I think it's stuck in my salivary glands or something. What did you learn, Donovan, Mitchell, Devon, Book and Luca among those traes and McGrady thinks could get their Bams eighty three points.

00:41:14
Speaker 2: Thanks for joining us and joy the hoops. We look forward to talking to you tomorrow.

00:41:18
Speaker 3: Have a great day.