It's 5:20 Somewhere - Karlous Miller Doesn't Hold Back! 🔥

Welcome back to It is five twenty somewhere. I am
your girl, Barbie, and we're gonna run it like five
twenty does. So I'm going to introduce my co host
first before we get to our very special guests. To
my left, I got nurse Trick, Miss Nigga. How you feeling?
My mom? Feeling feeling good? You're feeling good? Ain't you?
Ain't been niggaing around? Have you? Nope? Not really? You
in yourself life? Lars girl, Yes and too. You are
left my right and to my right, I got the
beauty and the bus down. Key key. How you feeling, baby?
I'm good, I'm great. You good to be happy to
be here. I'm overly happy. You looking like a Southern
mile you real, y'all. Don't guess me. It's too early
and drink. We'll get into that later, but you'at ready
for my intro. Let's do it, do it my father? Okay,
So this episode is going to be one of them
once because our guest today is all about the chaos.
Before you can even watch his show on YouTube, a
warning label pops up that this gets really really wild
on that show. He is a comedian, entrepreneur, media mogul,
and he has built one of the largest independent comedy platforms.
And you may know him from eighty five South Wold
and out all of that good ship. Welcome to the couch,
Carlos Miller. We're so happy that you are here. And
and you know what, we are so happy for you
to be here because you're probably one of our first guests.
That's like, really with the ships. Absolutely, let's get into it.
Nothing's off limits. Have some fun. Okay, Well, he didn't
want to drink with us today, but this drink is
inspired by you. It's called you Just Smoke. Well today
we are drinking the wick Kekey.
Okay, so you know we got it.
I guess it got a little bit of all of us.
And you know, so the weak is for me because
I'm hood the key key waikiki, my beautiful girl over there.
And then it's Trump. What's a tropical juice? We got
some mango in there, some nextar, some strawberry for Trump.
It sounds like some real pimp shit.
It's real pimp shit. And you know, y'all got the
Section eight hurricane. So I tried to put in like
a little Capri pouch for y'all home. Yeah, a little
ivy bag. That's what I used to slam these. I
believe it I did. I went to one hood one time,
so made a thousand dollars selling these things. I can't
do it no more because people recognized my face. I'm like, yeah,
hopefully three. But before we get started, our guest love
when we do, fit check, fit check, get your we
So let's go ahead and get that started. Come on, Kiki,
y'all always made me go first, let's go looking like
a real Southern belle. You're from Mississippi, anties absolutely absolutely,
Oh double cheeked up in the sun dress. Please do
not wear this the church. The deacon would lose his job.
Up next, trople hals mix tape for your bastard. Okay,
black on black, you look like a g t a prostitute. Yes,
we didn't do dance today, y'all. We don't got the
time for it today. Watching local cable hate, they was
mad us that we didn't glass time so far didn't
the last purpose we just I was tired, yahn, I
am not. I just do on the first dress that
I seen.
Y'all looking good.
We're looking at doing today, Okay, let me see.
What Mama house type ship?
Kids?
Yeah, season right now? School about to start back?
Oh yeah it is yet, but I can't wait. I'm
ready get the hell off the house and don't come
back until six o'clock. And I'm just playing. But let
me ask you. Do you watch female podcasts?
Yes?
So what as a female podcast? What are some things
that we could do that will keep the males engaged?
You got to stop bashing me in so much, not
you personally, we do, but I think you spent a
lot of time focused on the motherfuckers that we don't like.
So that way, it feels like, you know, like the
gender wars type situation. I think you gotta kind of
balance it out with the ship that you don't like,
and then you know, give some niggas some game on
how to approach women.
Like y'all you get what I'm saying. Yeah, I share
your experiences, but do't all of them. Don't have to
be negative though, right?
But what if they all are negative?
Maybe we should start looking within.
We are. We're trying to heal a day at a time. Yeah,
And like with y'all show, do y'all have do you
feel like you have a Niche for your show.
Yeah, absolutely, what's that.
Our core audiences is real niggas who's still trying to
strive and get a little bit more. You know, niggas
who understand that it is a lot of negativity out
there about us, but we still got to push and
we still gotta be those guys. So you know, it's
like a rehab center for niggas. Yeah, it's like, yeah,
we were trying to build our brothers back up to
just keep facing the world.
Everybody going through.
Some ship, everybody going through something.
Man, you know, somewhere we can all kind of relate
and y'all roast a lot too.
Is that something that can be taught or that just
got to come from trauma? Childhood trauma?
I don't know. I think you could probably learn if
you wanted.
To, because I don't know to roast, and I really
want to learn how to do. She don't give herself
enough cridast.
I believe it's because you combative and you just used
to throwing hands. You don't do a lot of talk.
Damn. Okay, how you know that?
I can tell?
Is it the locks?
It's the glasses mostly make me look innocent.
They don't because that's the misconception people will be.
That's old.
Like when you see people with glasses, you think like
all that squash ship, But now them are the real
killers because everybody know the real freaks were the glasses.
They saying, that's that's facts folk.
These motherfuckers up so fast and thrown behind the bed exactly,
it's what it's busy. Oh okay, because the contact, you know,
once your eyes get the water and stuff, they can
you pull up the thing. I sent you some video.
We were talking about women and men and this ginger Wars.
But this is a humiliation ritual that women have went
through on TV shows and movies, and I wanted to
ask the girls and get your opinion on it of
which humiliation ritual if you had to go through it
would you go with? So malcous went to pull it
up for us. Wait a minute, I don't want to
go through.
Nobody wants to.
But I mean it is something that we do. Kinky shit. No, no,
no hold on, let me send it personally to milk.
So it was Gray's anatomy on there, it was Sheila,
it was loving basketball, and it was melody off of me. Lie. Yeah, yes,
So that shout out to that man. We did. The
guys were asking I sent, I texted to your milk.
But the guys are asking the girls if they would
be embarrassed from their men being in the club, cutting up,
rug like, dancing, dancing hard as hell, sweating. So you'
from Mississippi? I told them, guys in other states dance
like do you dance?
Sometimes?
Entertained ladies, I don't just be out there for my leisure,
Like if I'm at the club and I run it
to a little suthing, she wanted. You know what I'm saying,
But I ain't just out there hitting no TikTok dances.
You feel okay? So here we go, So swipe over milk.
So it's the it's loving basketball. Would you rather go
through the love and basketball humiliation ritual? He definitely? Yeah.
He ate her up. I wouldn't even know why would he?
Why would he grow up? Gazing anatomy? He married? She
begging him to pick her over the wife. Oh hell no,
mad school, y'all know what happened with med school? He
had on earth. Yeah she couldn't. He said, I'm always
choosing that baby in my family over you. Oh fuck
your family, bitch, family are family, and the family fuck
my husband. And then the last one. The last one
is she this is the worst one. So which one
is those humiliation rituals? Would y'all choose?
I'm sorry, this is so funny, y'all, she said, Traina said.
You would like it?
He said, lie, So which one, y'all? Choosing?
The first one? Loving basketball was romantic.
Her head.
She actually had a chance though, Yeah.
He actually liked her like he.
At least was.
Fair and balanced. He could have at least had a shot.
But all the rest of them looked terrible.
It goes back to you seeing that I put my
hands on people. If he would have got to balling
on me like that, from my heart, let's just fight,
let's just let's just get to it.
But they're probably like the only couple on these host
lines that actually had like genuine love lokey mm.
Hmmm, I don't know much. That's what I'm saying, everybody love. Yeah,
they're all hypothetical.
Embarrassed you I ever had to go through like a
real some real life ship where you was like.
You was the dumb man Senter situation all the time.
All the time we've done enough sharing. We a little
over shared. I don't know it's been embarrassed like Shela.
Though I put on someone once the don't like you.
She don't like you no more. I put on some
lingerie and was running around the house looking like a hamhok.
I had like a little netted set on. You didn't
like it. He's a square talk about me, but he
just didn't give like. So that's why I thought, do
niggas not like laundry lingerie anymore?
Niggas like nudity. It's getting niggad. But nigga put your
family reunion t shirt on? Yeah, and that's it. You
don't really need no whole lot of ship. The shorts
they fold up one time on the waist, put.
Them on the booty. She be knowing hanging Southern bell.
Absolutely, that ain't that bad, though, Barb. You know me,
we had Niggas don't have babies on us and ship.
Ain't nobody have a baby on me on me? They
have me too.
Well.
He swore it was during the breakup that he impregnated
the girl.
So they always say it was going to break. That's
what I'm saying.
You cannot leave your nigga wandering for too long. You
gotta when you're there.
He was sad the baby go cheer monk. No, I'm
just saying the lady did.
Who's sorry.
You should You should at least avoid that, like you
should go to all take all proper measures to not
get someone pregnant.
That's the extreme.
But he'll take when you operating now a hurt. It's
a little different when your heart broke, your mind ain't
working like like it needs to.
He probably missed his grandma.
Or so he did.
Every band go through that. We're missing Greening sometimes.
Yeah, and it's like making a missing people. Have you
ever lost your favorite eater?
Yeah? Absolutely?
What's worse?
That's that? Ain't nothing topping that shut up?
Or when you have a freak, like a certain fact
freak that you hear whenever and then you notice like
she ain't hitting me back like she used to it,
she ain't answering is quick, and then you find out
she got a boyfriend.
Oh that's that's a fun your little some up. It's like, bro,
why would you be selfish like.
That and comfor because you was?
You?
Was she on your bitch with her her nigga with you?
Oh? Man?
We don't. We're getting a relationship and be committed. But
if you your girlfriend's between you.
That's why a lot of dudes don't don't do relationships.
It's the trauma of fucking somebody else girlfriend. Like, bro,
we we've seen how not saying all of them. But
sometimes you'll start getting like, it's.
So, what's worse losing your best eater? Be for real
or the realist bitch you ever.
Had your best eater? We ain't trying to be either.
I would have never thought, wow, we really don't understanding
up the wrong.
Want us to like focus on the ship that you
all give a funk about, Like the education is smart,
you good person, all that shit matters, but do you
understand a fat ass?
It's the focal point. It's like you gotta add that
around the fact. Because men we like shit.
We like shit specifically, Like like my boy right here,
if he liked.
Women with ass, that's all he liked about, none of
the others.
Like you can't you can't mind fuck him and give
him a smart ass girl with a bunch of degrees.
If he just like ass, he just gonna be like
that's cool. But I like ass, My man, right here.
He might like tennis. You would get him the best
shit in the world. But if the tennis ain't right,
he's not gonna be happy.
Yeah.
And then some dudes they like all the other shit
that they be focused on that they don't care about
the physicals and the you know, the mental and all
that shit. They just be focused on what they be
focused on. That's why men list of shit that they want,
and a woman be way shorter than the ship that
a woman wanted a man.
I had a man compare me in his favorite eater,
like in sports terms. He said, now I may y'all
gotta tell me. He said, she was Michael Jordan, I
was Scottie Pippen. Did I get that right? No, we
didn't do it together. So me, I like to I
like to study film, so like you got that just
made me I need to get back. I need to
try a little bit.
I don't know how he meant that, but Scottie pitt
was naturally gifted with all the abilities depending on what
context he spoke that in.
But the girl, her mouth was this big, so I
was like, she probably could do he was she was
the star player. She was the star player, so whatever
way it was, But I do like to study film,
like with the guys that I'm dating, Like if you
have old videos, I want to see them. I want
to see him and I don't never bring it up,
but I like to see it, like what was really
going on? Let me hear it, Let me see what
I need to do, because why go out and watch porn?
This ain't the same situation what he liked, what he
does studying film.
You're different a little bit. You're definitely different.
So you I know, listen, let's go ahead and freestyle
and create, just.
Rediate me, bro, just tell me what to do, tell
me what you like. And didn't get creative, definitely talked
me through it. But I just I don't know.
I just feel like everything's not always in our control
as women.
Maybe we can't control.
Who's who got bigger titties if they but you can
always control your level you get down, you know, so
you might as well do.
It with really well, really well. And he told me
that titties are not saggy until the nipples are pointing down?
Is that true? Because I got some long titties.
Nothing wrong.
I love me a droopy titt everybody.
Do see I told y'all.
Told you that.
Lost yeah in the face.
Yeah, because you don't got to lean up. You could
just droop them bitches over your face.
That's the motion. That's bones. I can't oh you, I
do no pennies who don't wear bra you have to
wear and my titties to be down here on the floor.
Not that, not that.
I did see you eating a piece of pizza and
was going in the way that you was chasing, and
I said, that's how you be chasing.
You gotta get.
Men really prefer natural anyway, y'all, y'all don't give us
enough credit for that natural?
What everything?
If you would have seen my ass before this right
on past me, my ass was like with some hips,
hang it upst screen. I had to do a.
Little bit extra, Okay, do your thing.
Yeah.
So I'm just saying with or without it, because you
were still getting niggas without it, right, I was exact more.
I actually did have more hosts before I got my
b BUILD. What's that about?
Hell if I know he just said, y'all because they
like natural, Because with or without the b BL, I
am who I am in the bed.
So in outside the bed, beautiful soul inside and out
each Yeah, watching porn together? Do y'all watch porn? What
y'all mean? I don't know, man, but I have you before?
Uh yeah, I have. What about you, Carlos, you watch
Born with your lady?
Yeah?
Absolutely, that's when you learn that you don't know her
like you think you do. Real kind of poor, That's
what I'm saying. It depends on the category that she was,
and sometimes you don't judge her if she absolutely not.
It's just gonna make me wonder, like when you start
doing this ship, what makes you watch this?
What?
I don't know.
I do not know what card it was?
Gang Bangs?
Oh that's yeah, that's like eye in that a little bit.
I like watching you know.
It's like when it comes to ship like that, you
ain't supposed to kink shame, but you do kind of
have a few questions where you would like to know
where did you develop this, where did you see this?
And why did you pick this one specifically?
But some people don't mark. They can have some freaky thoughts,
but they just maybe not indulged.
Said she said, I don't never want to do this,
but if I was going to watch this, I just
this is what I.
Like, because it's freaked out. What about swinging?
What about it?
If you get older, you're an old freaking man, you've
been married or whatever, are you gonna try swinging? Saying
all swingers is old?
Let another man like parties at the house, y'all have
wine and fruit and ship and for everybody fucking I
have it.
Was it sounds a little description like it sounded so
oh okay because you knew exactly the play.
You've probably seen a movie about it. But the high
days before the stuff.
Did it wasn't.
I didn't never go to no Diddy party. I know
some people who waited and did it, and right I said,
I went, I just left before the started.
Why you didn't want to see it?
Because I'm not I'm not sharing. I didn't bring nothing
to this.
But you could be like, ba, we're not doing this,
we just don't watch watch these people.
And next you know, somebody sliding down your shoulder, Carlo, Yeah.
You chilling.
And then you think you're just watching and now you're
getting comfortable with your shoes all leaning back, and next
thing you know, you fucking.
Somebody watching you, Miss Johnson from down the street.
Then one thing made me think that this situation that
was awful, he said. He regretted that so bad, the
way that man pants to the.
Cross, and you always got to worry about ship like that.
What if somebody your lady right in front of.
You get off my maid? I wouldn't care as a
as a woman, like if she out freaks you and
got him making noises he ain't never made before, gets
throwing up west side, you're gonna be okay with that?
You don't want to see that.
I get some juice and you come back and this
nigga is killing your girl, sweat dripping off his chin
and in the back.
But are you happy? Hell no, she's feeling good.
That made me.
So if you break up with somebody, you don't want
them to be happy after you.
Absolutely not.
Absolutely yeah, you can be happy with me, but when
you ain't with me for your happiness, you want them
to be an internal, eternal state of sadness after me.
I don't know, nobody add up.
Y'all know what's been making me miserable here lately? I
started back working. That's just terrible. Damn five. What's the
worst job you've ever had?
Ship? All though, every single one and no such thing
as a good job.
You talked about women in mainly job field.
That ship is so funny comment I did. They went
the fuck in.
That's all kind of truck drivers and welders and motherfuckers
in the union of you.
I love my job. I never said nothing was wrong
with it. I just said that's funny as hell me.
So what's the red flag with the women with the
manly jobs?
That ain't where it's gonna stop. They gonna talk, you're crazy,
to treat you up, they.
Gonna about you. I was still a soft little baby.
I used to drive cargo vans state to state. I
drove to Mexico.
For real. There ain't nothing wrong with a woman having
a grown man and his job. Just know that they
tough as hell.
Yeah, that's the thing. Men. Jobs are hard and they're dangerous.
When I was driving state to state, I literally was.
I had a knife, a gun if it was applical,
applicable in the state.
I had a toy and yeah, a toy like a
rose or something.
And you grabbed the wrong ship.
You know, you got to.
Clean those ladies, clean those roses, clean those toys. They're
not cleaning it after every use that's you know. Sometimes
you might listen come so hard and then you just
kind of like let the rose fall off the bed.
Find it.
Yeah, you gotta put that away immediately. My son he
did find He was like, mommy, what is this my ship?
He puts I had some of those pennies that have
the back out. He put it around his neck. I
was like, Lord Jesus Christ, who made me a mother?
Do that type of ship? Sometimes? Do what?
Put the pennies right in there?
I put just like as a trophy.
I came out the bathroom one time this man had
my thronge on his face, looking like Ray mystereo. I said, oh,
he loved me.
You nigga.
And then I also think that ship women working though,
like it's just trash. Anyways, I just did an event
last night, and now my hand it's all so now
I can't even do my little twisty thing because I'm working.
I'm a bartender. Oh yeah yeah, I'm a bar tender.
So now for I got carpal tunnel in here, I
can't do my little signature twisted move. You'll get it back.
So you want me to be out here making money,
or you want me to be out here twisting, No,
for real twisting. I'll take this twisting or making money
you like you're working woman.
I love a woman who got some money.
They always say men being intimidated by successful women, But
none of the men I know are like, we love
a woman who we buying ship, especially when like somebody
say the wrong ship and she kind of get mad
and she popped a little bit.
How much is it I got it with tricks on
this couch. We trick a little bit if it's.
You know, nothing like that.
Some niggas don't appreciate that ship though.
A lot of them. Do you see how we be
focused on them?
A little bit of niggas who fuck it up for everybody,
like just let's let's eliminate.
Them, right, something that makes your philosophical.
Them niggas make it hard for everybody.
They are the majority, though.
They stretch y'all out.
And then when niggas like michell I am ready to
have a good time and entertain, then y'all be reserved
because you've been dealing with this fucking nigga who then
told you all this great ship that you bring it
to the table ain't valuable. Now you don't want to
wear your lunch ready with the legs out of shit.
He appreciated.
And now a nigga like I don't even get that
because you think all niggas don't like this. Don't stop
fucking with these whole ass niggas you.
Meeting the one, give him a fair chance, start from scratch,
don't be jaded.
So what what would you like for a woman to
buy you? What are those things that you know you
can buy to make a man feel good?
Anything?
We out here operating with so little that the smallest
little things feel so.
Because they bashed the women on the internet for buying
like the little remember they was doing the baskets with
the underwear and the socks and stuff like that. And
then you'll meet him and he'd be like, if a
woman just bought me sox on hunderd, I'd be happy.
Well, that'd really be a lot of them broke ass
women in the comments trying to make that ship sound bad.
Ain't nothing wrong with buying your niggas something. It just
be the women who can't do it who try to
make it seem like it's fucked up because they got
flat persons.
Or is these the young hucchie mamas talking about younger
men that they just like, bitch, if you ain't coming
with what's some overly designer ship being like? Because which
buy a designer for your men? They deserve it.
But some of these of the niggas who like too
into the labels.
Too, yeah, like you ain't buy me a go yard bag,
you a flat purse like, or they just be dropping
hints like I like it wouldn't a woman do for me?
And that like why do you keep saying that I'm
gonna buy your ass a comforter?
Because this is the thing men can buy his flowers?
They can like you know, buys some edible arrangements and
stuff like what is the equivalent to flowers for y'all?
That's easy to buy some even though to be expensive.
By your nigga ship that you want them to have.
It ain't no just universal ship.
Niggas like ship too.
You got some good answer, Get.
Your nigga, Get your nigga a fresh fitted or something.
Nice T shirt and wife's bit of combo, some ship
that you like to see a man, you know what
I mean?
Find out your niggas shoe.
Size, learn your nigga every.
Nigga need a fresh path forces.
Every now, I'm good for some forged a nigga, some forces,
a little accessory and ship.
You ain't gotta get a Rolexes and every time, but nigga,
you got it like that.
And niggas love watch Duror or something. Yo, get a
nigga something nice.
But it is good to pop your ship too as
a woman, because I'm telling you a lot of women
don't do ship for a nigga, but ask them for ship.
So when you show up with some ship, it's gonna
put you in a whole another category.
Carlos allegedly that all sounds good, but you did just
tell us that fuck the realist bitch. You ever had
your favorite eater and she probably ain't buy nothing.
What if your eater is the realist bitch?
You ever had the question though? But if that, you
got a two for one, So it makes sense. Now
she's buying you stuff doing all this. But then your
favorite eater, that's she rank everybody. So do we need
to buy stuff or do we need to got three thousands?
Both?
Okay, you need to be both, because like I said,
you show up with the gift and you put the
God three thousand with it and the twitch to twitch.
About this combination.
We don't figure because his mama out about you.
I might be that girl. Sorry, miss Gladys.
You don't know her like.
And y'all gonna respect her exactly. I'm toss Gladys. I
didn't want you to get into it with your son,
but I ain't Gladys. I would never call her name out.
We're not. We're gonna stop being so personable. We don't
try to you.
Not because the nigga you're talking about, he's gonna see
this episode. Somebody gonna send him that little clippings.
So you talk my MoMA. You got into it with
a nigga.
Mama never, I'm sweet got into it with me before,
but I didn't get as I was right, it's right,
So I ain't do too much.
I let her have it about the same pretty much. Yeah,
I don't do them because what the fuck? What we're
gonna argue? And then what I'm a show? Like, what
are we gonna do?
We're not gonna who's gonna do if somebody get into
it with your mama, Well say your mama started it.
Are you gonna defend your lady?
I don't know, you just break it up and five
years old again, I don't know.
My mama real hood project was before she passed. But
I don't think that that ain't that makes the kind
of problems you want.
Yeah, you don't want them neither. I just careed the
nigga with hoods, sisters and stuff like that too. You
got it, baby, your sisters like the gang bang. They
talking pistols all that. Don't call your sister on me,
me and you can fight. Don't call you them sisters.
Key nim. She just did a five year bid.
I don't got name with the e not the okayiki
lead them, lead them.
Holes over there.
Every hood got a key kio?
What's that? What their real name is?
It'd be some ship that you will. It'd be like Kyosha.
That's a nice name.
Was Kyosha?
Are you gonna tell your real name? It's name? You was? You?
Was you close?
You don't even know her first name until y'all like
graduate high school.
I ain't never heard nobody calling ship.
But it was your real name that was on your
first certificate. So with the with the women, would you
prefer a bad wig or chip totails?
Both of them can't easily be fixed, so you.
Don't have no instant X with women. Like No, ma'am,
you can't bad.
Wig get fun ship up though, because a bad wig can.
Really everybody can see it.
Take you up, Yeah, because it makes you look like
you're making fucked up decisions, because you know people that
you care about to start pulling you to the stand,
you know what I mean, Like your homegirl, why don't you.
Tell her to get a better wig?
Yeah, always fucked up.
She's cute, but the hell I always fucked that, And
it's hard for you to definish ship as a man.
So sometimes you have to just let that ship go.
And you have to. You can't just like you're wig
fucked up. You gotta just starting us some money to
get her hair done, or you start introducing her to
stylists and ship because men know a lot of women appointments. No,
you can't hook up with none of your old host.
But sometimes keep going back to your like you you're
best eating. Sometimes she'd be like, I ain't gonna say
nothing tail her, come see me at.
The show real, especially if they like it, they were
like to beat it. That's the cold too.
Yeah, you gotta hit her with the mister Wilson, don't
you embarrass me. I ain't gonna lie. Niggas be caring
about how you look when you go out. One time,
this niggas told me you ain't going out with them
sandals on. They was like this much too little on.
My was like, yeah, but you're not wearing them sandals.
I have stopped and bought some shoes before.
What was my shoes?
Sometimes I'm a shoe sneak ahead, so I can't do
the up shoes. I cannot do that. That's a deal.
Break with you.
But I will stop and get you something like you
wear them a little bitty then ass sandals like the little.
Or the ones that looked like they'll break real easy.
They had a.
String, you know, So how did you tell her were
gonna replace them shoes?
I just stopped and was like, let's go get some kicks.
That's right, that's cute.
You know, like the women who we havn't fucked up shoes,
they be like I don't really care about shoes like that,
like you about to start.
That's cute, though, what if she would have been like, okay,
I gotta fit for them at home? Let's go you
about you.
Gotta do it with it, like you gotta buy something
and then get her something like we got the air MAXA.
Yea yeah, I've done that a couple of times.
That's cute, all right. So advice for our podcast? What
is something that like new podcasters like focus on too
much in the beginning, the numbers.
The numbers, Yeah, don't worry about the view count or
the you know, the subscribers. You don't want to get
into it, like cause podcasts you can really find like
a pocket and you can really find the flow, you
know what I'm saying. Like, once you find your audience
and you get the feedback and you see what it
is that they like or you know, don't like, you
got to kind of tailor the show to the people
who watch it, you know what I'm saying.
So just stay conceived, stay.
Networking, stay looking for different platforms to put it out
on cross promoted. The audio in the video is two
separate audiences because you got people who listened to the
show who can't watch it, people in the trucks and
people who are working in the warehouse and stuff like that.
So just stay consistent and like I said, look for different.
Platforms like Amazon and Spotify and Apple Music and Facebook
and Twitter and social media Instagram. Clips have some dope
editors and some quick good turnaround because you don't want
to just be having shit because that's when you start
losing content. Like when you do the ship, have that
shit ready to go and stay in the studio, Like
if you got time to fuck around, bring some clothes,
change it up.
Some guests you don't need.
Don't don't let your show be so relyingt on guests
that that's all that you have. But you know it
keeps you some good people around who you know inspire
you to be created.
But they said if you want, if you want your
ship to crack, you gotta have you on here because
lex P said they got their first big break after
you got on the ship. So hopefully we can get
a deal like flash, I like to go.
On other people showed up because you get to talk
about ship that you wouldn't normally get to talk about.
Yeah you know what I'm saying.
And we love the Poor Mind's girls like everything they're like,
they are clowning, love them and they're just themselves like
literally so and.
That's how they are all the time, they really dope
like they so alike, but they're so different at the
same time that they did you know what I'm saying,
the show didn't never fuck up nothing. They had going
with their personal life and they stayed friends. And you know,
everybody has disagreements, ups and downs, but at the end
of the day, you got to put that ship to
the side and make sure that the focus is the
overall project.
And they do a good job at that ship.
They're fire, sold out tours, like shout out to them.
They are definitely they twins.
I was just looking at that.
Sisters are twins.
Sisters for sure, for sure their sister too. I didn't
know they were twins.
I don't want to be like y'all sisters and the
hell that is my friend.
But that's what you were saying, stay locked in and
keep the friendship first. I'm like, they sisters, so they're
gonna still be locked in. And yeah, push my ass.
You got to worry about Barbe. We always gonna be.
We're good, but sometimes yeah, oh wait, I thought he
was talking about Barbie. Okay, by a millisecond who came
in a minute. Don't play what they meant, don't play
about that minute.
I know that's what it is when you're the oldest
you that I was.
Here, But you're not the real oldest though. It's like
the older ones they want to know, they be wanting that.
We're checking that, all right, I'm not.
Going to get you are not the real oldest when
I came nobody.
All right, So we go listen, we do this thing
called last call confession.
So you really just have to break the twins.
This is all the time. Yes, her my plant. But
he's being good. Yeah, your point is doing so.
The little sister one, she's really really strong, he's saying.
Enlightened she is.
She's very siblings, bro, you the little ones always be here.
How many siblings you got a lot? A lots too,
you said, you said your us.
Yeah, I got six siblings out eight nineteen counting both sides.
But the story for a different day. Who did you
have more fun with your mom's side or your dad's
side growing up?
Definitely my mom's sad because they are a little more
they're a little more like crazy crazy, Like you know
what I'm saying. Everybody on this side is a shit talker.
My dad sag got a lot of shit talkers too,
but they are a little more They are a little
more violent.
From my mom's side, they more fun.
Okay, yeah, oh so your dad saw they getting drunk
and fighting each other.
Like the killers and shit. Yeah, they didn't take shit
too far. People get hit with bats and shit like that.
It's so serious.
I don't know.
It's just that's just the gene on that side of
the family. Man, they take shit to the extreme.
All right. So let's get into the last call. Confessions
are viewers. They tap in. They send us stuff that
they need help with. So this one says, I am
a thirty six year old black male. Over a year ago,
I met an older woman, she's forty eight. She approached
me at the bar and told me she was recently divorced.
I told her I was married, and she told me
straight up she was looking for new dick and like
what she saw. We exchanged infos, started talking in a
week later, we hook up and I hate to admit,
but her her lemon drop you following her lemon drop
is better than my wife's buy a landslide grit wetness,
and she's a squirter, which I love. Eventually, she keeps
it real and tells me she has a problem with
the lack of causticity of the sex that we're having
since I only see her so often throughout the month.
Immediately I got an idea. I asked her how she
felt about screwing my homeboy. He's single and be on
the same type of vibe, plus he was allowing me
to use his spot for the link up. She looked shocked,
but agreed and even said she was down for us
screwing her together at the same time. Needless to say,
we've been killing that old lemon drop for the past
six months. Most of the time it's a one on one.
Sometimes it's a two on one. No jealousy or accomness,
just a good nasty time. How do y'all feel about this?
And what can I do to keep it up?
Young Niggasay's sister husband's sister husband?
Is that a new.
Term just made up? Here? What are we doing?
Okay?
That's wow, that's some freaked out shit. I wasn't expected
to go to that. I'm thinking him. He was like,
he was gonna like bring her around with the wife,
but through the best friend. But to get to a.
Two to be one, he said, it's better than my
wife by laying landslide.
Is she old?
Ain't? Oh, she's just older than him.
Older, she's forty. She almost fifty and still got grit,
witness and old ladies. Grea, she's not that old fifty.
That's a grandma squirting. Can show me, Ma. That's why
she got plastic on her couch if she wanted them
old ladies. You don't think she ain't that all? Yeah,
Oh she loves Asian people.
Yeah, forty three, So I don't know.
That's weird though, to be that he a grown ass
man and you're still doing ship like that.
I couldn't do it.
But I, like Kevin Gate said, I can't condone what
you're doing, big brother, but that salute you because that's wild.
That means she was a real freak because he really
just didn't want to leave like loser. He did whatever
he could to keep her around and protect the marriage.
I thought he was gonna hand her off to the friend.
That's what's gonna end up happening anyway.
That's a little boy go double crossing and end up
getting in the whole relationship with and then he gonna
be cut out the situation and he was like, I
brought the situation. Then he'll funk around and marry or
some cause O boys be tended like that.
M m, he's gonna marry her. That somebody crack your
best friend? Mm hmm.
They do ship like that.
We do not.
The one said show would you Oh, what's the one question?
Would you rather your girl have?
Choose the girl with a thousand bodies or to be
with right or the girl who don't cracks your best friend?
What five bodies but one of them is your best friend?
A thousand?
Are you saying, hold on, let me do the math
on this girl A.
Has a thousand bodies?
Would you choose her? Or would you choose girl B
who has five bodies?
But she been with your best friend? I think it
was like some of your friends of her body, some
of them more than one.
I mean, that's still better than fucking a thousand people
a thousand.
A thousand dicks is crazy? I agree. I agree, that's
like a Casco field house full of dicks.
You really have to look at how much a thousand is?
That is a lot.
Can you do a room full of a thousand people?
Mouth?
Can you look that picture up? For it? So we can.
Understand like we couldn't fit, Like we couldn't even put
a thousand people in this.
Building, right, you have time to do a thousand dicks.
I mean that's multiple dicks a day, all right. I
don't correct my nigga with my friends. So I'm already
going to go with.
Get down, and I like that y'all put up by me.
I did that before, but it was terrible. It's different
for women than men.
Men and women might look at it different weight, but
men were here.
Give me a fiver one hundred versus a thousand, one
hundred or one hundred.
I mean it still it sounded like a lot, but
that's probably around average to me.
In my mind, I'm thinking everything. I think everybody the
fuck at least one hundred people. That's how I'm like.
Women. Yes, hell fifty, not even that fifty at fifty
fifty years old?
No man at thirty five?
That's a lot. Are you from again?
From the dirty cell dirtself? From the dirty cell? People?
Be fucking a lot? Yeah, but a lot of fucking
Well do.
You recycle that? You can't just go out and get
a new winner? E time?
It sounds good, they sound good that's how you end
up fucking a thousand people see you go out here
fucking Okay, you can't convince me otherwise.
Do you have any funny fears fears that someone else
will hilarious because you have quite wrap up that topic. Okay,
I say my funny fears and then we can end
it out. My funny fears are the biggest. One is
being out with someone and they asked me for money
that I should have and I don't like. If we
was out at the club and they like Barbie, You
like Barbie by this bottle for me? This is now,
I'm gonna give you the money and I don't have it.
Why you need a credit card and I don't have it?
She don't have a credit card. Listen, this is her
little hood baby. We were working on her. She's gonna
He's a work in progress.
You know.
She just got a funny fear. I don't want nobody
to see in my ass.
Why so you crack with your draws on?
I'm just saying, like nobody else side of the bedroom,
why is not like.
I'm working with? Like I think sex is totally different,
but like.
Randomly, oh like your butt crack?
Yeah, I don't want.
Nobody seeing enough, I wouldn't want to be having sex
and then like somebody looking.
Because I had this nigga one time. He didn't have
no blinds on his window, and I'm just thinking, like,
if somebody ever just walked past that window, they gonna
see us scene here.
He had a big ass. He wanted his crack show.
When you get out the niggas, why don't they just
hold their draws, y'all? And they be trying to buy
smaller sizes than what they are small draw yeah, smaller draws,
like you know you were two three? Why are you
getting a medium large?
And if you are, don't buy breezes by the stinky
man through of the looms like Mount got on today.
Let that and them balls breathe all right, Carlos, thank
you so much for being here with.
This was a very lovely experienced, great chemistry.
Maybe last time we get a little longer, Yeah, because
we have talked for hours and als and als and
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