Revisiting WWF RAW 2000 Chris Jericho Wins WWF Title, Linda McMahon Slaps Stephanie, Major WWF Announcement

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<v Speaker 1>going to talk about Raw April seventeenth, two thousand.
<v Speaker 4>Okay, good, that's fine. I'll take that two thousand. I
<v Speaker 4>don't think we've watched a lot of two thousands Raw.
<v Speaker 4>We're in, you know, a lot of ninety nine's lot
<v Speaker 4>of ones two thousand, yes, not as not as touched
<v Speaker 4>upon here in this. This is the episode where Chris
<v Speaker 4>Jerica wins the WWF title spoilers and that's full stop.
<v Speaker 4>He just wins the title.
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<v Speaker 4>Fuck you.
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<v Speaker 1>Now all right, let's get into raw for April seventeenth,
<v Speaker 1>two thousand. It's my life in a bucks.
<v Speaker 4>Yes the fuck it is, Tony And why wouldn't it
<v Speaker 4>be Why wouldn't it be your life in a box? Uh?
<v Speaker 3>Is there an answer for that?
<v Speaker 4>I don't have the No, it was high pathetical. Believe
<v Speaker 4>if you will, yes, well I will do, Tony is
<v Speaker 4>I will tell them what was going on in the
<v Speaker 4>world wrestling at the time with the Wrestling Observer news
<v Speaker 4>on Lantern from the Observer April tenth, two thousand, just
<v Speaker 4>one note tier, but it is one that is relevant
<v Speaker 4>to us at the very least an FMW news they
<v Speaker 4>are doing an angle or On April second, h will
<v Speaker 4>be going to Hollywood a star in a movie called
<v Speaker 4>Backyard Dogs about whose wrestling hero is Hayabusa and grew
<v Speaker 4>up doing backyard wrestling matches until finally turning pro and
<v Speaker 4>eventually wrestling Hayabusa, who we played by h of course,
<v Speaker 4>who of course was the original Hayabusa. The movie will
<v Speaker 4>be filmed in April FMW is also going to have
<v Speaker 4>its wrestlers in Los Angeles from five twelve to five fourteen.
<v Speaker 4>So I didn't realize FMW actually did an angle where
<v Speaker 4>Ayabusa leaves to go to Hollywood.
<v Speaker 3>Due promoted that movie and then he just takes his
<v Speaker 3>mask off in the movie.
<v Speaker 1>What the hell I mean that was?
<v Speaker 4>I mean, you know, he's you know, h I guess
<v Speaker 4>his fucking mascules anyway, but it was, I don't know,
<v Speaker 4>fucking fucked me up crazy? You can so I bring
<v Speaker 4>it up, by the way, everybody, because if you don't know,
<v Speaker 4>on a Patreon, we watched this movie Backyard Dogs through
<v Speaker 4>a suggestion of the the Boner Donor of course. Yeah,
<v Speaker 4>and that was an sgh on our Patreon and the
<v Speaker 4>ten dollars tie. If you go, you can go find
<v Speaker 4>that Backyard Dogs. Great time, uh fucking absurd backyard wrestling
<v Speaker 4>movie pretty much, and no idea it exists is in
<v Speaker 4>its Frankie Gazarian, isn't it. That's right. There might be
<v Speaker 4>a couple other wrestlers that I don't I just can't
<v Speaker 4>remember off the top of my head, but uh, it
<v Speaker 4>was a good time. From The Observer April seventeenth, two thousand,
<v Speaker 4>exactly what is going on between ww and ECW regarding
<v Speaker 4>current e W heavyweight champion Mike Awesome early up in
<v Speaker 4>the air and a strange series of circumstances. It appeared
<v Speaker 4>that Eric Buschoff and Vince Russo and their attempt to
<v Speaker 4>recreate the debuting impact of Nitro in nineteen ninety five
<v Speaker 4>with Luger's surprising walking on the set, combined with the
<v Speaker 4>incident where Medusa through the WWF Women's title belt in
<v Speaker 4>the garbage can. Since they were unable to secure any
<v Speaker 4>WF talent, made a huge pitch to garner e CW's
<v Speaker 4>heavyweight chance Awesome, who apparently had more than two years
<v Speaker 4>remaining on a deal through the late summer of two
<v Speaker 4>thousand and two with ECW. That's fucking Crazy started the
<v Speaker 4>weekend by no showing matches on April sixth in Cleveland
<v Speaker 4>and April seventh in Warren, Ohio. By the evening, word
<v Speaker 4>was getting around about a report on the Bubba the
<v Speaker 4>Love Sponge radio show that morning in Tampa. A known
<v Speaker 4>wrestling fan who has worked with all three major promotions,
<v Speaker 4>Dude and When they run This City, claiming that WCW
<v Speaker 4>had made Awesome a high six figure per year offer,
<v Speaker 4>and he was joining the company by the next day.
<v Speaker 4>It was fairly common knowledge in wrestling that he accepted
<v Speaker 4>the WCW deal and was not going to return to
<v Speaker 4>ECW and drop the title before leaving. Hayman then showed
<v Speaker 4>up on the April EIGHTHW show in Buffalo for this
<v Speaker 4>n N tapings and showed several people would appear to
<v Speaker 4>be a three year contract with Mike Alfonso. That's a problem,
<v Speaker 4>it's Mike Ausley said, whoever, Mike Alfonso is for slightly
<v Speaker 4>over six hundred thousand dollars in total over the duration.
<v Speaker 4>Negotiations went back and forth all day between w CW ECW,
<v Speaker 4>ending just prior to the show going on air, with
<v Speaker 4>the agreement that WW would pay ECW a figure reported
<v Speaker 4>in the low six figures to give Alfonso a release
<v Speaker 4>from his deal, and in return, Alfonso would not bring
<v Speaker 4>THEW belt on TV, would appear in street clothes to
<v Speaker 4>do his angle as Kevin Nash. I don't know why
<v Speaker 4>that was a part of the angle, and wwill allow
<v Speaker 4>him to wrestle in Indianapolis for ECW on April thirteenth
<v Speaker 4>to drop the belt in the ring. So This is obviously,
<v Speaker 4>as you know, jumping ahead a bit. Taz shows up
<v Speaker 4>on this raw that we're watching with the fucking title.
<v Speaker 4>So this is just before all that goes down and crazy.
<v Speaker 4>I don't know if Michaels have ever talked about that.
<v Speaker 4>I'm sure he has, whether or not he would have
<v Speaker 4>actually fucking done that with the belt or not. But
<v Speaker 4>there was a deal here where they gave ECW some
<v Speaker 4>money and ECW for that contract and he said he
<v Speaker 4>has to jump in streak clothes, all right, Okay, last
<v Speaker 4>thing here from The Observer, April twenty fourth, two thousand.
<v Speaker 4>The skit being shot this is a relevant to this
<v Speaker 4>episode everybody. By the way, This being shot with Angle
<v Speaker 4>at Penn State about abstinence was almost stopped by local
<v Speaker 4>Penn State police giving the WAF a hard time about
<v Speaker 4>shooting in the hub without a permit. Uh. The first
<v Speaker 4>skit took at least ten takes because the producers had
<v Speaker 4>a hard time trying to organize the onlookers to where
<v Speaker 4>it looked like a normal day class. The second skit
<v Speaker 4>with the couple making out took a long time because
<v Speaker 4>the crowd watching kept laughing when Angle delivered his punchline,
<v Speaker 4>and Angle also forgot his lines. The final segment had
<v Speaker 4>to be changed when one of the balloons on shows
<v Speaker 4>had popped and ruined his hat, so they cut out
<v Speaker 4>the visual of his face after that point. This is
<v Speaker 4>all great stuff, even better now that I knew this
<v Speaker 4>is when I talk about this fucking segment did.
<v Speaker 3>All they had to do is say, hey, cops, we're
<v Speaker 3>WF superstars. WHOA, let's take a picure like The Rock,
<v Speaker 3>you can do whatever you want. Yeah, come on, no,
<v Speaker 3>not like the fucking Rock. What about road Dog fuck
<v Speaker 3>you show?
<v Speaker 4>Oh yeah, sure right, I like him too. WWU but
<v Speaker 4>that is it for the observant. No, let's talk about
<v Speaker 4>WF Monday Night Raw, April seventeenth, two thousand.
<v Speaker 1>Right, let's get into raw.
<v Speaker 4>It was nice to have the open be the actual
<v Speaker 4>show intro and not like a promo like I'm usually
<v Speaker 4>fine with that like most shows. It's cool, but I
<v Speaker 4>feel like WWF we watch a lot of.
<v Speaker 1>That, so it just goes yeah, yeah, no cold open.
<v Speaker 1>We go straight into the intro and then we get
<v Speaker 1>the big explosions to start the show here at Penn
<v Speaker 1>State University. So Jim Ross welcomes us into raw here. Uh,
<v Speaker 1>and we are scheduled for Chris Jericho versus Triple H
<v Speaker 1>and a non title match because Chris Jericho has called
<v Speaker 1>Stephanie a lot of different stuff here actually.
<v Speaker 4>I mean he can't stop calling her a slut every
<v Speaker 4>week and.
<v Speaker 3>That this is when it begins right here, right around
<v Speaker 3>this time, right, I.
<v Speaker 4>Mean, yeah, it's probably it's like peak popularity, but I
<v Speaker 4>mean they were calling Stephanie a slutt for fucking no
<v Speaker 4>reason for that year now, yeah, yeah, you're.
<v Speaker 1>Right, Tony. By the way, this is Jericho's ascension to
<v Speaker 1>the main event. Like this is like the start right here, yes,
<v Speaker 1>right here, this moment right here.
<v Speaker 4>Yeah, So Triple H is competing for the honor of
<v Speaker 4>his wife Foo, which is I mean, that's adorable.
<v Speaker 1>Yes, except for she's the biggest trash, yes, trash. She
<v Speaker 1>fucked over test. He was also a heel right now.
<v Speaker 4>I mean Tess is an asshole here too. What the hell?
<v Speaker 1>So we start off the show here, Chris Jericho versus
<v Speaker 1>Triple H non title to start, he is over like, yeah,
<v Speaker 1>you could be convinced this is his hometown.
<v Speaker 4>It's not.
<v Speaker 1>It could be.
<v Speaker 4>I definitely got confused a few times. I was like, Wow,
<v Speaker 4>this crowd is super reacting to Jericho, like maybe he
<v Speaker 4>lives here. No, he does not. He's just super fucking
<v Speaker 4>over like college towns with Chris Jericho.
<v Speaker 1>Oh yeah. So it goes back to the back during
<v Speaker 1>Jericho's entrance, and Stephanie asked Triple H if he remembers
<v Speaker 1>what Jericho called her last week. No, there was no
<v Speaker 1>open Why don't you remind me?
<v Speaker 3>She's just don't saying everything.
<v Speaker 4>What do you call yoursh bag?
<v Speaker 2>Ho?
<v Speaker 5>Oh that's fun Dune, that's pretty funny he called you. Yeah,
<v Speaker 5>what's the problem.
<v Speaker 4>So Triple A says, I remember every word he said,
<v Speaker 4>and you know, think about what Xbox and road Dog
<v Speaker 4>did do him last week or anything? Was anything? No, No,
<v Speaker 4>there was there was no code over.
<v Speaker 2>I just don't remember about road Dog.
<v Speaker 1>What back down? I don't know what the hell's going on.
<v Speaker 4>Who gets a funk about the road about.
<v Speaker 2>The road Dog.
<v Speaker 1>That's one of the boys, that's my guy. You wouldn't
<v Speaker 1>get it.
<v Speaker 4>He was there for me.
<v Speaker 1>So Jericho grabs a mic in the ring and says
<v Speaker 1>that he got in trouble last week for calling Stephanie
<v Speaker 1>a bargain basement slut.
<v Speaker 4>Yeah, like these are getting the big These are getting
<v Speaker 4>stone called esque reactions to him just calling Stephanie a
<v Speaker 4>slut for five.
<v Speaker 1>Minutes, Well he goes nuts on his next one.
<v Speaker 4>I mean this next one's are gregious. By the way,
<v Speaker 4>there's also a lot of great signs and one of
<v Speaker 4>them is I farted. Uh. Another one is of course
<v Speaker 4>Stephanie is a slut. But it's like three sign styles,
<v Speaker 4>so like three of the boys brought and there's a
<v Speaker 4>kurd angle piece sitting down sign as well, So they're
<v Speaker 4>really just kind of I mean, that's normal, right.
<v Speaker 1>Just sitting down in the future they just weren't ready
<v Speaker 1>for yet.
<v Speaker 4>Dude. I mean, what a great call peeing, sitting down,
<v Speaker 4>splash back. It's it just it's all handled like the
<v Speaker 4>same way. And you know, and what if I just
<v Speaker 4>take a ship now too, I mean I don't got it, dude,
<v Speaker 4>you can just do it and oh man, yeah they
<v Speaker 4>need a bidet for the penis.
<v Speaker 3>Well you can just turn around, spin just spin her out,
<v Speaker 3>sitting spin on the what have it? Spun you around
<v Speaker 3>and then spared you.
<v Speaker 4>My legs get.
<v Speaker 1>We have the toilets that.
<v Speaker 3>You know with the line that comes out, you know,
<v Speaker 3>the plastic liner that spins around. It takes you with it.
<v Speaker 3>You hold on your ankles and spin her.
<v Speaker 1>It just grabs ands it down.
<v Speaker 3>There's a hand in there that pops up.
<v Speaker 4>It just we're I mean, like we're really onto something
<v Speaker 4>right now.
<v Speaker 2>Boys.
<v Speaker 3>Wow, yeah, so that's happening.
<v Speaker 1>Runs down here.
<v Speaker 3>Dude cuts the intro just like straight in, like using
<v Speaker 3>b lines out there.
<v Speaker 4>Do you boys know I'm gonna start some trouble? Do
<v Speaker 4>you boys know there's people that think the game theme
<v Speaker 4>is better than that one?
<v Speaker 2>My time?
<v Speaker 4>Yes?
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I don't know, man, my my time plus dude,
<v Speaker 1>King of Rock d X theme La.
<v Speaker 4>Dude, he is so gat up for the fucking his
<v Speaker 4>entrance there, like he comes out running it starts to kick,
<v Speaker 4>and he's like, fuck it was Jake, something ask I
<v Speaker 4>gotta say.
<v Speaker 1>So Triple H comes down here.
<v Speaker 3>My wife, Jared says, Jerco doesn't have a damn thing
<v Speaker 3>to lose, and King says his life.
<v Speaker 4>His wife, dude, Triple H is he's he storms down
<v Speaker 4>his mouth and motherfucker and he's fucking thrown himself in
<v Speaker 4>the ring. He's ready to go. Jerco powders and takes
<v Speaker 4>a mic and he says, Oh, how valiant and touching
<v Speaker 4>it is that you've come down to defend in the
<v Speaker 4>honor of your wife. But if you think she's really
<v Speaker 4>special and you really wanna impress her, I think you
<v Speaker 4>should put that title on the line, which I mean, like,
<v Speaker 4>I don't the gymnastics here to get to this tuttle
<v Speaker 4>batch is pretty impressive. But Triple Ah says, you want
<v Speaker 4>to shot at this year on and Jerkers says, oh,
<v Speaker 4>that's fucking awesome.
<v Speaker 1>Thank you, yeah, cool, thank you, thank you, thank you.
<v Speaker 4>Help hope you don't mind that I invested in a
<v Speaker 4>little insurance policy for this match, I said, oh my god.
<v Speaker 4>And again we've talked about it a ton on this show,
<v Speaker 4>but I, especially in this situation, I had my stomach drops,
<v Speaker 4>just as it did when I was a child playing
<v Speaker 4>No Mercy when the Apa mus A hit, because that's
<v Speaker 4>exactly what it would have happened to the fucking game, dude.
<v Speaker 3>I wrote that down in big vote letters No Mercy
<v Speaker 3>video game right here.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, that's cool as shit.
<v Speaker 4>I mean that, what a great fucking gimmick. And they
<v Speaker 4>come down and the act like the coolest fucking shit
<v Speaker 4>and they're here to make sure Shane and the other
<v Speaker 4>motherfuckers do not get involved in the shit because it's
<v Speaker 4>time for a title match.
<v Speaker 3>It was one of the few times the APA was
<v Speaker 3>actually hired. A lot of times they're just drinking beer
<v Speaker 3>and playing cards and someone like spills a beer and
<v Speaker 3>they beat their ass. So this is like pretty cool
<v Speaker 3>to see them actually.
<v Speaker 1>Do their job for once, Tony, I thought business was good.
<v Speaker 1>I thought it was good. Business was ass whipping and
<v Speaker 1>the business is good or something, yes, grill. So Jericho
<v Speaker 1>introduced the acolytes and we get the match started. Here,
<v Speaker 1>Triple H starts off trying to line Jericho to hot start.
<v Speaker 1>You'll notice that every single match Nite does the exact
<v Speaker 1>same thing.
<v Speaker 4>I mean, that's his fucking that's his U the baby
<v Speaker 4>some ship.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, everyone else does that too, though. So Triple H
<v Speaker 1>tries to line Jericho at hot start, but Jericho ducks
<v Speaker 1>and then hits a flying line to take over early.
<v Speaker 1>You'll notice this exact spot and the six man later
<v Speaker 1>to Triple H powders and Jericho follows out, but Triple
<v Speaker 1>H closed fist punches him on the outside and takes over. Here,
<v Speaker 1>Triple H throws Jericho back in but Jericho hits a
<v Speaker 1>triangle drop kick and sends Triple H back to the
<v Speaker 1>floor on the outside. Story here basically is that Jericho
<v Speaker 1>has to keep Triple H off his game or Triple
<v Speaker 1>H is going to take over because he is stronger
<v Speaker 1>and bigger and the world champions.
<v Speaker 4>He's the game. He is the game.
<v Speaker 3>Oh yeah, there's also some chance here.
<v Speaker 4>Yeah, dude, crazy, Shane's a pussy chance. I didn't know
<v Speaker 4>there's a thing that they like, I knew that that was, like,
<v Speaker 4>you can do that. I didn't know that.
<v Speaker 3>Like, they do it later also in the night later too, yes, Shane,
<v Speaker 3>and they acknowledge it on commentary. Later they don't do
<v Speaker 3>it here, but later like wow, yeah, this is crazy.
<v Speaker 3>I can't believe saying that.
<v Speaker 1>Triple A starts climbing to the top. Why they saw
<v Speaker 1>on commentary who was going to taunt with Shane and stuff?
<v Speaker 1>Oh right, and Jericho runs up and arm drags him off.
<v Speaker 4>Huge pop for that, by the way, Oh massive, Yeah. Jericho.
<v Speaker 1>Jericho fires up with the back elbow and a drop
<v Speaker 1>kick from the second for a two. Crowd just lights
<v Speaker 1>up for this super super bit.
<v Speaker 3>They thought he was winning on that. They were like
<v Speaker 3>sold this is it New Champ.
<v Speaker 1>Jericho, then Bulldog's Triple H goes to the top but
<v Speaker 1>Shane crotches them. The acolytes then instantly chase Shane McMahon
<v Speaker 1>out of the arena.
<v Speaker 4>Shane runs around the ring, runs into the ring, out
<v Speaker 4>of the ring, and up the ramp. They run the
<v Speaker 4>fuck oh he like yeah, they chase him crazy. Stephanie
<v Speaker 4>throws the belt into the ring.
<v Speaker 1>Fucking motherfucker throws it right between Triple H and Jericho
<v Speaker 1>and they're both down, so you're wondering who's gonna get
<v Speaker 1>to it first. Triple Ah goes to pick it up,
<v Speaker 1>but Jericho kicks him and then uses the belt himself.
<v Speaker 1>Jericho makes the pin, but there's no ref but it's
<v Speaker 1>a visual like twenty count here.
<v Speaker 4>Oh my god, the crowd's counting the whole time too.
<v Speaker 1>Earl Hebner then runs down and comes in, but Triple
<v Speaker 1>H kicks out, so Triple H hits the jumping knee
<v Speaker 1>and it starts arguing with Hebner. Of course, Triple H
<v Speaker 1>pushes Earl. Earl then pushes him back, and then Triple
<v Speaker 1>AH just bumps the fuck out of here. Jericho then
<v Speaker 1>hits a spinning heel kick out of nowhere in a
<v Speaker 1>lions sault. Yeah, and Earl Hebner counts the three fast
<v Speaker 1>and Jericho wins the WWF title.
<v Speaker 4>I mean, like, dude, the fucking feeling in this building
<v Speaker 4>must have been insane, Like even through the TV, you
<v Speaker 4>could feel like they lose their minds. Jr. Is flipping
<v Speaker 4>on a commentary. Earl Hebner's running away, Triple H tries
<v Speaker 4>to go after him, and the APA stop him, Like
<v Speaker 4>this is fucking awesome. I don't know, man, Like, I mean,
<v Speaker 4>I get the angle on the show, and like, Triple
<v Speaker 4>H obviously has the face rock in two weeks, but
<v Speaker 4>I don't know, man, maybe called audible like this, dude's
<v Speaker 4>over his shit. God damn, this is awesome.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, you're two weeks away from backlash too. They could
<v Speaker 1>at least last another.
<v Speaker 4>Week, right, exactly, just do this what they do here,
<v Speaker 4>like on a week later or something, right like, let
<v Speaker 4>this crowd have this.
<v Speaker 1>So we go backstage, Triple H is in the ref's
<v Speaker 1>locker room, arguing with Earl Hebner. I love that there
<v Speaker 1>is a REF locker room, dude, I run that they're
<v Speaker 1>just all hanging out in there.
<v Speaker 4>And their ref shirts of course, and that's how you
<v Speaker 4>get in. You scan your ref stripes to get in
<v Speaker 4>the locker room. And Triple Ah just fucking he's going
<v Speaker 4>after Earl you screwed me, and he grabs my Kyoto
<v Speaker 4>and grabs Earl and him and Shane and Stephanie and
<v Speaker 4>the two refs all leave the locker room and they're
<v Speaker 4>dragging him out to the ring because they're gonna make
<v Speaker 4>this right. He drags him through the blue Pipe and
<v Speaker 4>tray ah, Ship, Dude, that's how you know it's fucking
<v Speaker 4>for real. It wasn't meant to be that way.
<v Speaker 1>He's really bad.
<v Speaker 4>So they get him into the ring and it's dude,
<v Speaker 4>this is funny as Ship. There's a six signed combo
<v Speaker 4>in the crowd, so six of the boys holding each
<v Speaker 4>of these words, and it says, dear Vince, please fire
<v Speaker 4>x Pox thanks.
<v Speaker 2>Wow.
<v Speaker 4>It's like fucking pure haters.
<v Speaker 2>Ship.
<v Speaker 4>Ask God, what about the road dog? Yeah?
<v Speaker 1>Do guys like.
<v Speaker 4>Yeah, we like to say his lines.
<v Speaker 1>I guess Xbox fires back tonight to really show him
<v Speaker 1>down with a great performance in the six man tag.
<v Speaker 4>He does his fucking absolutely so Triple A keeps trying
<v Speaker 4>to invent submissions to put on Earl Hebner's standing for
<v Speaker 4>some reason. I'm not sure what's going on here. Shane
<v Speaker 4>eventually puts Earl on a full Nelson.
<v Speaker 1>Master Locke challenge.
<v Speaker 4>Earl doesn't tap out because Shane's a pussy doesn't care
<v Speaker 4>about this shitty submission. So triple it says, Earl, you
<v Speaker 4>know you just screwed me. You just job me out, palking.
<v Speaker 3>What does job me at mean?
<v Speaker 4>Now? This is the official, the assigned official. Mike Yoda,
<v Speaker 4>you were the legal referee in that match. I want
<v Speaker 4>you to look at the footage from the match, and
<v Speaker 4>I want you to tell me that wasn't a screwed job.
<v Speaker 4>Kevin Dunn put that footage up so they show it
<v Speaker 4>and the fast counting triple it. Just tell me that
<v Speaker 4>wasn't the fastest count you've ever seen.
<v Speaker 3>It was pretty normal.
<v Speaker 4>It is you jop me out.
<v Speaker 1>Have you ever seen Earl under count? This is like
<v Speaker 1>every match?
<v Speaker 4>Rahim then super arms long, His arms get longer when
<v Speaker 4>he's bumped.
<v Speaker 1>He falls every time.
<v Speaker 4>Mike Kyota says, Earl, that was a fast count. You
<v Speaker 4>screwed triple a jump Mike Kyoto, stooge ref this scab.
<v Speaker 4>Fuck you man, you screwed him. Earl, you screwed Brett.
<v Speaker 1>I didn't mention that. They should have They sad. It's
<v Speaker 1>just like he screwed Brett.
<v Speaker 3>They should have said that.
<v Speaker 1>I can't believe they didn't.
<v Speaker 4>So Mike Yota leaves and Triple Ah says, now you
<v Speaker 4>heard that the official ref said you screwed me. I
<v Speaker 4>want you in front the whole world and these idiots
<v Speaker 4>here to tell everybody. Then you're gonna reverse that decision.
<v Speaker 4>And Earl thinks about it, and then he says, no,
<v Speaker 4>huge fucking pop, and Shane grabs them because they're gonna
<v Speaker 4>kick her on then his ass.
<v Speaker 3>Now, dude, an alternate un money they call an audible
<v Speaker 3>and he runs to the back.
<v Speaker 1>No, tell them you're reversing decision. You damn right, I
<v Speaker 1>screwed drown. What he do it again? If I had
<v Speaker 1>the chance, we're doing this again, you and your damn hamster,
<v Speaker 1>He would actually think, if you actually Earl fucking bat
<v Speaker 1>all right, damn, I don't know what's going on. Bring out,
<v Speaker 1>Booby can break out. Booby can.
<v Speaker 4>Just down's Earl his face. So Earl, they grab Earl,
<v Speaker 4>they're gonna kick his ass. Traine grabs his arm and
<v Speaker 4>on it. Earl stands there. Trouble is putting the bike
<v Speaker 4>in his face, and Earl is standing there for a
<v Speaker 4>while because he forgot his lines. And I know he
<v Speaker 4>forgot his lines because I could hear Triple H telling
<v Speaker 4>him his life. Triple H under his breath is saying
<v Speaker 4>every part of this promo to Earl. That's why Earl
<v Speaker 4>is like taking it slow.
<v Speaker 3>I thought it was for drama.
<v Speaker 4>Wow, no, dude, because Earl, like he's standing there staring
<v Speaker 4>at Triple H, and Triple H says, reverse the decision.
<v Speaker 4>Reversed the decision on one term that touched me as
<v Speaker 4>long that nobody touches me as long as I'm a
<v Speaker 4>ref as long as my life no last part and.
<v Speaker 1>It wasn't us.
<v Speaker 4>Definitely not me, So yeah, he says, nobody touches me
<v Speaker 4>as long as I'm a double ban for as long
<v Speaker 4>as my life definitely was about this. That and Triple
<v Speaker 4>H of course, having to reiterate the promo that he
<v Speaker 4>just fucked up so trible. He says, you'll reverse the
<v Speaker 4>decision as long as we don't harm you or touch
<v Speaker 4>you while you're a wn be an official. That's right, sure, yes, right, trible.
<v Speaker 4>He says, are you going to reverse a decision? And
<v Speaker 4>Earl looks at him, yes, oh, yes I am.
<v Speaker 1>He looks like, what are you talking about? Yeah?
<v Speaker 3>Sure, yeah, I screwed Yeah, of course.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah. My brother's Dave I did screw bread. You wonder
<v Speaker 1>how much he paid for the classic surg.
<v Speaker 3>We're twins.
<v Speaker 4>Are you going to reverse the decision or not? I did.
<v Speaker 2>So.
<v Speaker 4>Triple H tells her he'll go to the back and
<v Speaker 4>get his double to be a belt off that sawt
<v Speaker 4>off mid Chris Jericho and bring it to me now.
<v Speaker 4>So Earl does that and leaves, and Jericho walks out
<v Speaker 4>on the stage with the title and the mic in
<v Speaker 4>his hand and tells DRIPLEEDG just shut the hell up.
<v Speaker 4>And Jericho says, you're telling me I have to give
<v Speaker 4>with the title because of a match. That match never
<v Speaker 4>took place, and I have to give them the title
<v Speaker 4>because these Jerichoholics never saw me beat you. Well, I
<v Speaker 4>guess if we can all believe that, then I guess
<v Speaker 4>it's also not true that your wife Stephanie has not
<v Speaker 4>slept with half the boys in the locker room either. Jr.
<v Speaker 4>Says my god. So somehow in between that I didn't
<v Speaker 4>see it happen, but Earl gets the WF title, so
<v Speaker 4>Jared Yeah, so he takes it, brings it back, and
<v Speaker 4>he triple its Earl before you go, I want to
<v Speaker 4>talk about our deal. I'm a man of my word.
<v Speaker 4>As long as you're an official, nobody will relay hand
<v Speaker 4>on you again. I mean, they like our fucking driving
<v Speaker 4>this one home. You remember when I said that if
<v Speaker 4>you're an official, I would have hit you, because God,
<v Speaker 4>for real, do you remember this deal yet?
<v Speaker 1>What deal?
<v Speaker 4>Huh? Well, Triple A says, oh, yeah, there's one thing
<v Speaker 4>I forgot to tell you. You're fired from what.
<v Speaker 1>You're damn right, dude. Yeah, I'm just gonna hit.
<v Speaker 4>Him and Truxim fucking DEXI with the bike. Jr's on
<v Speaker 4>commentary screaming he's got a family.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, Soun's like he's got a brother. He works here too.
<v Speaker 1>They should have fired Earl Hebner here and then Dave
<v Speaker 1>Hebner is the next referee for Triple A. She he says,
<v Speaker 1>what the fuck is going on?
<v Speaker 2>Hey?
<v Speaker 4>What the fuck did I get rid of you? Damn
<v Speaker 4>after is.
<v Speaker 1>Get how much did you pay?
<v Speaker 4>What Shade stomp the ship out of Earl Hebner, who
<v Speaker 4>has forgotten all of what's going on here. He doesn't
<v Speaker 4>know why he's.
<v Speaker 3>Getting all those lines. He doesn't know what's happening.
<v Speaker 4>Then Triple h hits Earl Hener. He fucking grabs him,
<v Speaker 4>sets him up for the pedigree, and then hits him
<v Speaker 4>with the pedigree. I'm sorry, where the fuck did Chris
<v Speaker 4>Jericho go?
<v Speaker 3>He handed over the island left?
<v Speaker 4>Yeah?
<v Speaker 3>Why why I'm no longer needed here?
<v Speaker 4>He doesn't even come back out like after Like, okay,
<v Speaker 4>he went to the bad to make the save. Yeah,
<v Speaker 4>he doesn't run out to chase them off. Who comes
<v Speaker 4>out to make the save? But Therough locker room.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, this guy put his job on the line for you, Jericho.
<v Speaker 4>Yeah, what the fuck? So fucking the old gets here
<v Speaker 4>with the pedigree, reps run out and triple expose it
<v Speaker 4>with the Belton Jr. Says this is the most appalling
<v Speaker 4>thing I've ever seen.
<v Speaker 1>No way, just wait. Backstage, a limo pulls up in
<v Speaker 1>the back and Jim Ross steps out of the driver's seat.
<v Speaker 4>My fucking god, James, I swear to God. I swear
<v Speaker 4>to God in my notes right here nineteen nineties. Jim
<v Speaker 4>Ross gets out of the driver sea.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, this is nuts. Jim Ross steps out and he
<v Speaker 1>helps Linda McMahon out of the back and I also,
<v Speaker 1>by the way, I swear.
<v Speaker 4>Pat Patterson walks up with Linda, gets out of the
<v Speaker 4>limo and says, hey, Linda.
<v Speaker 1>He good evening.
<v Speaker 4>Oh my god, holy fun. So yeah, Joe bros Going.
<v Speaker 4>Pat Patterson walk Linda into the building and she must
<v Speaker 4>have some business to handle here. Maybe she heard that
<v Speaker 4>Earld screwed bread.
<v Speaker 1>She heard about the Earl Hebner stuff. So we go backstage.
<v Speaker 1>Eddie Guerrero is here with the European title and he
<v Speaker 1>is studying for his GED.
<v Speaker 4>Yeah, he says, from the function of the sponges. Ah,
<v Speaker 4>the only sponges I know are the ones Mamasitas has,
<v Speaker 4>and these are nice sponges. China comes in and says Eddie,
<v Speaker 4>I know you're studying for your GED. He says, yeah,
<v Speaker 4>the test is tomorrow in China says I know, study later.
<v Speaker 4>Match now. He says, no, come on, I want to
<v Speaker 4>be intelligent just like you, and trying to slams the
<v Speaker 4>book on his hand and says, no, you gotta wrestle
<v Speaker 4>this is a sad story. Actually, when you look at this,
<v Speaker 4>Eddie's just trying to get his education and China wants
<v Speaker 4>him to have a tag team match.
<v Speaker 1>So now we have the Hardy boys versus s A
<v Speaker 1>Rios and Eddie Guerrero.
<v Speaker 4>Yeah, so s Arios is with Lieda. Uh so this
<v Speaker 4>is still pre Lda obviously with the Hardies and Eddie
<v Speaker 4>Garro is with China, and Eddie is wearing of a
<v Speaker 4>China shirt hurt and the back of it says enter
<v Speaker 4>at your own risk. This is like insane, is it not?
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, this is insane shirt his life, buddy, I.
<v Speaker 4>Guess I would not know. I don't know if I
<v Speaker 4>shut that says pussy and all that back and says
<v Speaker 4>I'm gonna fuck.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, that's just real love. There's something back to the
<v Speaker 1>two thousands man, and if you dare Yeah. So it's
<v Speaker 1>pretty crazy to see the hardy's face Essay Rios with Leda.
<v Speaker 4>I know it is weird.
<v Speaker 1>And she has the same mannerisms when she joins Team
<v Speaker 1>Extreme as she does the same taunts yeah and same
<v Speaker 1>move she does lead us all she does.
<v Speaker 4>Yeah, I mean like and I mean her Look here
<v Speaker 4>is cool ship. By the way, I no fucking wonder
<v Speaker 4>she stays forever.
<v Speaker 1>Dude. Leada like two months ago was doing segments with
<v Speaker 1>Danny Doring and the Amish Roadkill.
<v Speaker 4>And getting paid nothing.
<v Speaker 1>But you gotta hang out with Amos roadkill.
<v Speaker 2>Chickens.
<v Speaker 4>But China, I'm as red killing China would have been
<v Speaker 4>kind of faked, Chase the Bez type shit the chickens.
<v Speaker 1>So Eddie gives China the roses, but they're just regular roses,
<v Speaker 1>and China throws them on the ground. Ah, Eddie and
<v Speaker 1>Rio's hot star on the Hardy's here of course, and
<v Speaker 1>the crowd.
<v Speaker 4>Is just chilling, dude, I mean, like it's time to
<v Speaker 4>hang out now.
<v Speaker 1>They saw a thirty minute triple h match and segment
<v Speaker 1>we need a second please.
<v Speaker 4>Well, thankfully they must have. I mean they probably What
<v Speaker 4>I assume happened is they put out a survey, like
<v Speaker 4>a paper survey, and everyone in the crowd and said
<v Speaker 4>would you like more triple EH segments on the show,
<v Speaker 4>And they all must have marked yes, because that's what happens.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, we're gonna have to recount those ballots. Majority rulls.
<v Speaker 4>I'm sorry.
<v Speaker 1>So Eddie tosseses arios over his shoulders and Rios has
<v Speaker 1>a drop kick into Jeff in the corner. I think
<v Speaker 1>they say on commentary that s Arios and Eddie are
<v Speaker 1>teaming for the first time tonight, but they do some
<v Speaker 1>cool shit here. You know, as a wrestler, you should
<v Speaker 1>probably know how to do basic tag team moves, so
<v Speaker 1>it's not like.
<v Speaker 4>Like you know in the video games, when like you
<v Speaker 4>build your singles moves that you still have tag moves
<v Speaker 4>in there that would you bust them out.
<v Speaker 1>So Eddie and Jeff payoff first. Eddie hits a leg
<v Speaker 1>lariat and abillity to back for a two, which China
<v Speaker 1>likes a lot.
<v Speaker 4>That's the move that she taught him.
<v Speaker 1>Eddie throws Jeff out and China takes a cheap shot
<v Speaker 1>on Jeff. S Arios tags in and him and Eddie
<v Speaker 1>hit a drop down drop kick combo. They've been watching
<v Speaker 1>a lot of the natural Born thrillers that's straight out
<v Speaker 1>of The power Plant brother So Matt tags in and
<v Speaker 1>lines Rios and back body drops Eddie. The Hardys do
<v Speaker 1>a double flapjack and then back body dropes Arios over
<v Speaker 1>the ropes and he lands super hard and smashes into
<v Speaker 1>the railing. Jeff then hits a house show dive and
<v Speaker 1>then Matt hits a supplex and Jeff up for the
<v Speaker 1>swanton bomb.
<v Speaker 4>Well, that's the usual combo, the Matt Hardy supplex into
<v Speaker 4>the swan dog.
<v Speaker 1>He looked down to the crowd too, like, you guys
<v Speaker 1>are ready for this vertical suplex.
<v Speaker 4>Dude, this is a This is a legendary cutoff here.
<v Speaker 4>I was not expecting what I saw here. I figured
<v Speaker 4>the cutoff was coming, but what it was I was
<v Speaker 4>very surprised by.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, So Matt hits a supplex, Jeff goes up for
<v Speaker 1>the swanton, he does the taunt. China gets on the
<v Speaker 1>apron and then tosses Jeff by his balls off the
<v Speaker 1>top rope into the middle of the rope crouches them.
<v Speaker 4>Like dude, Yes, she walks up, grabs his dicket balls
<v Speaker 4>and fucking like launches to the flup rope, which also
<v Speaker 4>crotches them. Unbelievable.
<v Speaker 1>So Eddie tricks mattuh andes Arios is able to hit
<v Speaker 1>a moonsal on Matt Hardy standing. Eddie then Whipsesareos at
<v Speaker 1>the turnbuckle, and the camera work here is great because
<v Speaker 1>it looks like he's just whipping him at the buckle
<v Speaker 1>and you're just kind of confused. But then he lips
<v Speaker 1>over over the post onto Jeff Hardy on the outside.
<v Speaker 4>Fucking unreal dive. I don't like. For some reason, I
<v Speaker 4>didn't know over the post dives existed in two thousands,
<v Speaker 4>but they did, I guess.
<v Speaker 1>Leita then goes for the lead of salt but lands
<v Speaker 1>on Eddie.
<v Speaker 4>What was the fucking plan here? Because I swear maybe
<v Speaker 4>I watched this wrong. But does Eddie not slam Matt
<v Speaker 4>down and then g up Leada to do the moon salt?
<v Speaker 4>Because how it looks is she He gets her to
<v Speaker 4>do it, and then he stands in front of Matt
<v Speaker 4>Hardy and then she moon salts Eddie.
<v Speaker 1>Damn right, I did so. I think the idea was that.
<v Speaker 1>I think the idea is that Eddie was holding Matt
<v Speaker 1>down and making sure she lands in the right spot
<v Speaker 1>move Matt like holds his leg or was supposed to, so.
<v Speaker 4>She definitely does it, but he probably was supposed to.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, something like that.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah.
<v Speaker 1>Matt then pushes Leada to the outside. She goes flying.
<v Speaker 4>I don't know if she expected it.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, Matt like kicks her the back and the and
<v Speaker 1>hits the twist of fade on Eddie for the win.
<v Speaker 1>Great tag here man.
<v Speaker 4>I enjoyed this.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, just super simple work and uh, just really hot
<v Speaker 1>from starting to finish.
<v Speaker 4>No, it was totally cool. And uh, I like, I
<v Speaker 4>like I Crios a lot. I mean, he's not around
<v Speaker 4>for much longer, I don't think, but I thought he
<v Speaker 4>was cool. He looked cool, had some cool moves. Eddie's
<v Speaker 4>obviously the fuck.
<v Speaker 1>He was always doing something when he was out there.
<v Speaker 4>You know, dude he was Yeah, yeah, dude. Lawler on
<v Speaker 4>commentary says, huh is anything? Is anything gonna go right tonight?
<v Speaker 2>What the fuck?
<v Speaker 4>Calm down?
<v Speaker 1>So China is super pissed after this match and grabs
<v Speaker 1>Essay Rios and hits a power bomb modum and then
<v Speaker 1>Eddie stops.
<v Speaker 4>Fucking China power bomb and Eddie says, all right, me too.
<v Speaker 4>It stomps his ass out because he knows he's in
<v Speaker 4>trouble too. Yeah, and then Eddie ish. China leaves and
<v Speaker 4>walks out and Eddie chases her and gets on his
<v Speaker 4>knees and Exeter leg and j R. Says he's whipped.
<v Speaker 1>We go backstage. Linda McMahon is doing her taxes and
<v Speaker 1>said Shane McMahon comes in and says, hello, mother.
<v Speaker 4>Hi son. Shane says, I thought you were in Europe
<v Speaker 4>doing business with dad.
<v Speaker 1>No, Son, I'm here all right?
<v Speaker 4>No?
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, bringing, I mean, like.
<v Speaker 4>That's fucking ridiculous. Bringing Bully Kennon will solve the problems
<v Speaker 4>in anyone's lives. This man is not Ship all the
<v Speaker 4>problems in the problem solver.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, oh yeah he is.
<v Speaker 1>It's awesome. He's the ultimate solution.
<v Speaker 4>That's another guy, that's right. Linda says, well, I wasn't
<v Speaker 4>Europe with your dad, but I had to come back
<v Speaker 4>tonight because I have a very important announcement to make
<v Speaker 4>with your sister. Oh yeah, my sister and my dad
<v Speaker 4>and my brother. Oh this is getting expensive. Linda says
<v Speaker 4>it's an iportant announcement with the rock actually, and Chand
<v Speaker 4>says okay, what the fuck is it? And Linda says, well,
<v Speaker 4>not this time, son. I think it's best if you
<v Speaker 4>hear it the same time everyone else does. And then
<v Speaker 4>Chad says, yeah, yeah, okay.
<v Speaker 2>Mom.
<v Speaker 1>So we go backstage. Triple h is pissed and wondering
<v Speaker 1>why STEP's mom is here? Hey, why is your mom here? Yeah?
<v Speaker 4>Step says calm calm down, please, and Trible it says,
<v Speaker 4>I can't calm down. I want to know what all
<v Speaker 4>this stuff about the rock is and what's your mom
<v Speaker 4>even here? And Steps looks at Chance says yeah, why
<v Speaker 4>is she here? I don't know. I'm gonna go find out.
<v Speaker 4>Step says, yeah, you better find out. Trible he doesn't
<v Speaker 4>need to be upset anymore, and Trible just yeah, I
<v Speaker 4>don't need to be any more upset. All right, I'll
<v Speaker 4>go talk to mother, brother, go talk to okay, sis
<v Speaker 4>and step brother in law.
<v Speaker 1>Al right, Sorry, So now it's time for Taz versus
<v Speaker 1>Perry Saturn versus Crash Holly fuck.
<v Speaker 4>Yeah that sounds sick.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, Jim Ross actually announces Taz as the new e
<v Speaker 1>c W champion.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah.
<v Speaker 1>He says he showed up at an e c W
<v Speaker 1>show and beat the champion in three minutes.
<v Speaker 4>And fuck you, Michelon, you're not worth six hundred dollars,
<v Speaker 4>let one six hundred thousands.
<v Speaker 1>And I heard that you're putting the title on just incredible.
<v Speaker 1>I don't put in sheets.
<v Speaker 4>Well, hopefully they put it on Tommy Dreamer. First.
<v Speaker 1>He kind of looks like ww F stone Cole.
<v Speaker 4>Tommy Dreamer.
<v Speaker 3>No music surgery. Do you get two j rs?
<v Speaker 1>He's shut up in the lima.
<v Speaker 2>On bro. What the hell I did it?
<v Speaker 4>Yeah? Hardcore title on the line. Yes, Uh yeah, j R.
<v Speaker 4>Says has been easy to be champion before and he's
<v Speaker 4>wearing the gold again. And yeah, I mean, you know,
<v Speaker 4>Barry Sander versus Taz Sigles would have been pretty fun. Yeah.
<v Speaker 1>I was begging for it. Actually, I thought, Okay, he's
<v Speaker 1>the new e c W champion. They'll put him up
<v Speaker 1>versus Perry Sattern. They'll have a good match and it
<v Speaker 1>will make Taz look good.
<v Speaker 4>And like he's the Extreme Championship Wrestling Champion. Maybe making
<v Speaker 4>Taz the Hardcore champion as well is fucking right there?
<v Speaker 1>No long could he? So Saturn comes out here, he
<v Speaker 1>is fucking jacked.
<v Speaker 3>They is so big here. He looks like Triple H
<v Speaker 3>in that return picture you know where he's all jackass.
<v Speaker 1>Yes with the trap dude.
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, that's so Saturn looks.
<v Speaker 4>He's not only does he look huge, he also looks
<v Speaker 4>like he may or may not be on another planet mentally.
<v Speaker 1>I mean that's just him. Always differ, dude. I mean,
<v Speaker 1>any ECW promo he did with Cronus. I mean he
<v Speaker 1>was nuts.
<v Speaker 4>Yeah, I mean he's he's fucking odd one here for sure.
<v Speaker 3>Like he's on the planet Saturn.
<v Speaker 1>Holy fun. Yeah. So Crash attacks him the interest way
<v Speaker 1>with a cookie sheet and runs to the ring, crashes
<v Speaker 1>the twenty four to seven hardcore champ by the way,
<v Speaker 1>Saturn runs in and then Oklahoma stampede Crash into the corner.
<v Speaker 1>Taz was going to hit Crash with a head and
<v Speaker 1>arm task flex off the second rope, but Saturn stops
<v Speaker 1>him with the cookie sheets.
<v Speaker 4>Saturda, Dude, I was so excited to fucking see it too,
<v Speaker 4>because I was like, Crash with make that.
<v Speaker 1>No, Taz really doesn't do anything in this in this match, No,
<v Speaker 1>he does not. That sucks man, No champ, you know, yeah, right,
<v Speaker 1>what like in the grand scheme of things for w
<v Speaker 1>w F whatever, But like they made a note to
<v Speaker 1>announce it and show it, you might as well, Like
<v Speaker 1>put him over.
<v Speaker 3>Makes it feel like it makes it feel like that's
<v Speaker 3>the only reason he was in this match, Like just
<v Speaker 3>the fashion Perry Saturn and they're like, oh, we throw
<v Speaker 3>thew champion or some I don't know, but it just
<v Speaker 3>felt that way, you know, because he didn't do much
<v Speaker 3>in this.
<v Speaker 4>That's probably right. I mean, I'm sure you too know
<v Speaker 4>by the way, I don't know by watching the you
<v Speaker 4>know where we are here, but the we reviewed the
<v Speaker 4>SmackDown this same week where Triple H and Taz fight.
<v Speaker 1>Yes, right, okay, sure, so that's.
<v Speaker 4>Right here too. So he you know, fucking calls that
<v Speaker 4>Triple H.
<v Speaker 1>And I'm an opinion, damn so Crash Holly wins this
<v Speaker 1>three way, and then Triple said, let me get half.
<v Speaker 4>I saw how good it looked when you lost the crash.
<v Speaker 1>Saturn hits a flapjack on Taz uh and then Saturn
<v Speaker 1>hits a prototype kreutz Wrath, which I think is funny.
<v Speaker 4>It was prototype kreutz Wrath, like it was you know
<v Speaker 4>all the if you were doing it and like create
<v Speaker 4>a move, that's what this would be, dude, right, Yeah,
<v Speaker 4>you just have.
<v Speaker 1>To like fasten or make the party. Yeah, speed it up.
<v Speaker 1>He gets them in an electric chair and then drops
<v Speaker 1>him in front of him and then hooks them for
<v Speaker 1>the German soup flex and German soup flexes. But he's
<v Speaker 1>not like he doesn't like catch him or nothing. He
<v Speaker 1>puts them down.
<v Speaker 4>I didn't think of that until just now, great shout.
<v Speaker 1>Taz breaks it up with the cookie sheet. This is
<v Speaker 1>all they got, That's all he does. Especially he breaks
<v Speaker 1>up with the cookie sheet and then uses the cookie
<v Speaker 1>sheet on both the guys.
<v Speaker 4>You see dumb ec dumb, Hey guys, GCW chance they
<v Speaker 4>don't know ship, they just know.
<v Speaker 1>He about to say, hey guys. I don't think the
<v Speaker 1>cookie sheet was like the big ECW thing. I think
<v Speaker 1>the head and arm task plex off the second would
<v Speaker 1>have been the d right. Taz and Saturn then hit
<v Speaker 1>total elimination on Crash.
<v Speaker 4>If you did total nation and creat a move and
<v Speaker 4>really slowed it down, that's.
<v Speaker 1>What this was. Really, really slowed it down, and it
<v Speaker 1>was super nice. Cronus was not nice with this, dude.
<v Speaker 1>Taz was way nicer than Cronus, which is a crazy
<v Speaker 1>crazy thing to say. Yeah, so Crash powders and hardcore
<v Speaker 1>Holly comes down and lines Crash and throws him into
<v Speaker 1>the rail.
<v Speaker 4>He's got his own ref.
<v Speaker 1>Taz and Saturn double down in the ring as Hardcore
<v Speaker 1>Holly gets a two count on the outside.
<v Speaker 4>There's two hardcore title matches going on at the same time.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, and I could tell because the crowd is completely dead.
<v Speaker 1>At this point, they have no idea what ta boom
<v Speaker 1>year being confused, Yes, Crash throws hardcore Holly into the
<v Speaker 1>ring post and Crash grabs something from the announced table.
<v Speaker 1>Kool Aid, say our head, Jerry Hery, bring that back, dude.
<v Speaker 3>They were like, it's for my voice. I was like,
<v Speaker 3>did kool aid?
<v Speaker 1>Is that a thing?
<v Speaker 3>So I looked it up and it's like, actually, kolaid
<v Speaker 3>is bad for your voice, like because all the sugar
<v Speaker 3>is bad for your voice. But yeah, he has a
<v Speaker 3>kool Aid picture which nicely placed on commentary.
<v Speaker 4>J I should have gone from commentary hey fucking back
<v Speaker 4>and won the hard core title.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, but.
<v Speaker 4>Total should Crash on the floor double piddle.
<v Speaker 1>He don't take my dad's kool Aid.
<v Speaker 4>Thanks, Sean.
<v Speaker 1>Steps and now it's time for Booby Cannon. Sean, you'll
<v Speaker 1>wear him. Booby Cannon is the glue at the w W.
<v Speaker 1>He's also.
<v Speaker 2>That's not right there anyway. Shunt God, I love.
<v Speaker 1>You in your shun. I love you you dog shut
<v Speaker 1>this is I love you Dad, I love you so
<v Speaker 1>hardcore Holly hits the Falcons arrow on Perry Saturn Yes,
<v Speaker 1>and Crash Drop kicks them and depends them.
<v Speaker 4>Ry Saturn of course, right welcome. At least they protected
<v Speaker 4>the east of the champion. But I that was so
<v Speaker 4>nice of them, very nice. Well they pin them on
<v Speaker 4>two days from now. Maybe not two times in a week,
<v Speaker 4>but yeah, not the same week. You cannot get into
<v Speaker 4>here and lose, and then on SmackDown Tommy Dreamer will
<v Speaker 4>try to help you. He'll get pedigreed, and then you
<v Speaker 4>get pedigreed at you.
<v Speaker 1>Fuck e c W.
<v Speaker 4>Sean. That's called doing vision.
<v Speaker 1>Thanks Dad, I love.
<v Speaker 4>You, Dad.
<v Speaker 1>So we go backstage shame It comes into Linda's office
<v Speaker 1>and says.
<v Speaker 4>Mom, yes, tell me about the rock right now, son, Actually,
<v Speaker 4>this announcement is about backlash right now? Yeah, dude. She
<v Speaker 4>leaves it and she says, what about backlash? Hey come back, mother, Mom,
<v Speaker 4>come back, Sorry son, I have to go make this announcement,
<v Speaker 4>all right.
<v Speaker 1>So we go to a pre tape. Kurt Angle was
<v Speaker 1>at the mall with a big sign that says Olympic
<v Speaker 1>Heroes for abstinence.
<v Speaker 4>Is this one in the mall or is this in
<v Speaker 4>Penn State? I think it's all Penn States.
<v Speaker 1>I thought it was a mall. It didn't make sense
<v Speaker 1>to me until you mentioned it during the observers that
<v Speaker 1>this was at Penn State because they're at Penn State University. Yeah,
<v Speaker 1>it makes a lumber of sense.
<v Speaker 4>But yeah, so Kurt's and Penn State. That's the right
<v Speaker 4>sign and the big sign on the front. He's wearing
<v Speaker 4>this big sign in the front says Olympic Heroes for Abstinence.
<v Speaker 4>And it's on a megaphone, and he says, students of
<v Speaker 4>Penn State, I encourage He said this in the mall,
<v Speaker 4>Students of State.
<v Speaker 1>They were all just there on a field to I
<v Speaker 1>always spin out that drink crazy Wow, fuck you.
<v Speaker 4>I'm sorry, shun.
<v Speaker 1>See shun. Sometimes is best to not make Jake as
<v Speaker 1>I was drinking, thank you.
<v Speaker 3>I mean to be fair of James. We said to
<v Speaker 3>watch two matches back to back at the second time.
<v Speaker 1>Notes for two matches double Jeopardy style simultaneously.
<v Speaker 4>Good point. Good point, So Kurt says, students of Penn State,
<v Speaker 4>I encourage you to seek the choice of celibacy.
<v Speaker 1>That's funny, wow, just looking for them.
<v Speaker 4>He says, join me in Olympic Heroes for Abstinence. The
<v Speaker 4>best sex is no sex. And he turns around in
<v Speaker 4>the back of the sign says oral exams, not oral.
<v Speaker 1>Sex, kurd Angle doing God's work.
<v Speaker 4>He's I mean, don't fuck around kurd Angle.
<v Speaker 1>So now it's time for the Linda BigMan town Hall.
<v Speaker 4>She's here with the raw theme song. That's her entrance.
<v Speaker 1>They should use two thousand. Why not good evening?
<v Speaker 4>Okay, this is one hundred percent fucking true. Linda's in
<v Speaker 4>the ring, and I pre wrote Linda says good evening,
<v Speaker 4>and then she fucking said good evening, and I lost it.
<v Speaker 4>I couldn't fucking believe it good evening. So Linda says,
<v Speaker 4>I've come here tonight because I need to address the
<v Speaker 4>situation that I believe to be very unfair. At Backlash,
<v Speaker 4>the Rock will compete against Triple H for the WF Championship.
<v Speaker 4>The deck is already stacked against the Rock, and it's
<v Speaker 4>been announced that my husband, Vince, along with my daughter
<v Speaker 4>Stephanie and my son Shane, will be one of the McMahon's.
<v Speaker 4>I think the Rock is outnumbered. The Rock is not
<v Speaker 4>asked for my help, nor anyone else's, but I have
<v Speaker 4>to tell you that after watching it tonight, after seeing
<v Speaker 4>what happened WrestleMania, I've decided to put someone in his
<v Speaker 4>corner to even the odds now some of you are no, no,
<v Speaker 4>no fucking way, sorry, he says, no, not mcfoley.
<v Speaker 1>She shuts this down in the most like as is
<v Speaker 1>way I've ever heard someone wrestling shut something down. I mean,
<v Speaker 1>it was just like small rumblings. They definitely wrote this in.
<v Speaker 1>No No, I think they wrote this in for her
<v Speaker 1>to say, and it just happened to coincide at the
<v Speaker 1>time where they were just starting to ramp up the
<v Speaker 1>Folly champ because they go and there will not be mcfoley.
<v Speaker 1>I can hear it now, and there won't be.
<v Speaker 4>So Lida says, there's gonna be a very individual is
<v Speaker 4>going to be in the Rocks corner and it's with
<v Speaker 4>great pleasures I announced to you that Ellen's corner will
<v Speaker 4>be Stone Cold, Steve Austin. I mean, this is unreal.
<v Speaker 4>Pop Jr. Is fucking losing it, Dorattlesnake, Stone Cold is
<v Speaker 4>going to backlash, and Triple H is fucking losing it. Backstage,
<v Speaker 4>he's walking through, he's storming through the hallway. Lily and
<v Speaker 4>Garcia is so excited about this announcement that she gets
<v Speaker 4>in the ring to dapt. Lily and Linda.
<v Speaker 3>Reason she is so excited.
<v Speaker 1>A bit she does get in the ring. Why just
<v Speaker 1>like talking to us, ship's cool?
<v Speaker 3>Oh yeah, how did you manage to get stone cold?
<v Speaker 1>And that it's just cool, Lily.
<v Speaker 4>It is not a part of the next party.
<v Speaker 1>Run that, Eric.
<v Speaker 4>So Stephanie storms down the ring with Triple H and
<v Speaker 4>Shamee and gets the mic from Linda and Steph says,
<v Speaker 4>you know the last time we were on the ring together, mother,
<v Speaker 4>The McMahon Helmsley regime has no problems slapping people around,
<v Speaker 4>and j R. Says that's your mother, young lady, that's
<v Speaker 4>your mama. That's your mama, and Steph says, the mcmah
<v Speaker 4>helmes regime is about opportunity, So I'm gonna give you
<v Speaker 4>the opportunity to change your mind. Think about it, mother,
<v Speaker 4>what's your decision? And then mom, mama, okay, daughter, I'm thinking.
<v Speaker 4>And then Linda says no, and Stephanie says, no, you
<v Speaker 4>won't change your mind. Well, and then Stephanie goes to
<v Speaker 4>slap Linda Linda Perry's and then slaps Stephanie back. Fucking
<v Speaker 4>Stone Cold esque pop again. This crowd's unbelievable. You're losing it, dude,
<v Speaker 4>Stephanie goes down Linda's shocked that she did this fucking
<v Speaker 4>legendary fucking moment here where Linda Perry's and slap stuff
<v Speaker 4>for you in the face. That was fast too. That
<v Speaker 4>was a command slag, dude, dude, it was It was awesome.
<v Speaker 4>And Linda is fucking, you know, immediately feeling remorse, and
<v Speaker 4>Triple H then grabs Linda by her hair and give
<v Speaker 4>the fucker and goes to bettig rear, which would have
<v Speaker 4>been ship.
<v Speaker 1>Shane jumps at him like five guys at Freddy's.
<v Speaker 2>My mom.
<v Speaker 4>Just fucking lays Triple H out and Linda fucking gets
<v Speaker 4>out of there. Then Triple H and fucking shaneer starts
<v Speaker 4>pie facing each other for real, and Stephanie then slaps
<v Speaker 4>Triple H and then slaps Shane. I mean, this segment
<v Speaker 4>is funny.
<v Speaker 2>Do some.
<v Speaker 4>Shit just picked up? Dude? I mean, there's so much
<v Speaker 4>Triple H on the show, but I gotta say I
<v Speaker 4>love this whole segment, Like this was fucking all just
<v Speaker 4>fucking fun ship Like.
<v Speaker 1>This is the most WWF segment of all time, dude.
<v Speaker 4>Yeah, everything is just the is pop pop pop, Like.
<v Speaker 1>This doesn't happen anywhere else. This is just the WWF territory.
<v Speaker 1>Like this segment is just when I think about like
<v Speaker 1>the Attitude era and like WWF and stuff like this
<v Speaker 1>kind of encapsulates kind of everything from that era.
<v Speaker 4>So fucking Rock comes out. He's got a mic and
<v Speaker 4>Rock says, now before YouTube just brush our bonies start
<v Speaker 4>playing Ali and Fraser and the referee is played by
<v Speaker 4>that prostitute in training.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, yeah, good nuts.
<v Speaker 4>Well, Rock says, when he woke up this morning, he
<v Speaker 4>was feeling great, and the Rock was feeling great. Knowing
<v Speaker 4>that a backlash with Vince in Triple H's corner facing
<v Speaker 4>the great one, he felt great. He was fine with that.
<v Speaker 4>But after hearing Linda's announcements, the Rock says, what was
<v Speaker 4>once a great announcement just got better. Rock says, the
<v Speaker 4>entire world knows of the Rock and Stone Colds history.
<v Speaker 4>They know the Brahma Bowl and the Reddest they haven't
<v Speaker 4>seen on to eye. But the one thing we can
<v Speaker 4>agree on is the fact that we know Triple H,
<v Speaker 4>you're the biggest asshole walk in God's green Earth.
<v Speaker 1>If you're some.
<v Speaker 4>What the Rock is cooking and he pops the eyebrow.
<v Speaker 4>I mean this is You're a great would have put it, James?
<v Speaker 4>This is pure wwf mm hmm right. I enjoyed it
<v Speaker 4>thoroughly though. The crowd really fucking helped it a lot too.
<v Speaker 4>And Michael Cole is backstage with the mcmah helms of regime,
<v Speaker 4>all of them.
<v Speaker 1>Dude, this is where I realize how much I've seen
<v Speaker 1>triple H tonight.
<v Speaker 4>The amount of times I wrote triple H. And this
<v Speaker 4>has to be like a historic number for my notes, Dude.
<v Speaker 1>I started like mixing it up, so I was writing
<v Speaker 1>out triple H, and then I would start writing HH,
<v Speaker 1>and then I would go back and triple H because
<v Speaker 1>I just got so sick and tired of just writing
<v Speaker 1>triple H.
<v Speaker 4>Like it was just so much during matches. I will say,
<v Speaker 4>by the way, just behind the curtains, I do write
<v Speaker 4>HH for the matches just because it's quicker.
<v Speaker 3>It's easier.
<v Speaker 1>It depends, yeah, like if I'm tired or not of writing.
<v Speaker 4>It tonight testing him, So Cole says, triple H. It's
<v Speaker 4>been some night for you. First you lose the title,
<v Speaker 4>then you don't lose the title, and then Len McMahon's
<v Speaker 4>announcement and Triple H gets in his faces, get the
<v Speaker 4>shorty little goof, I didn't lose a damn thing and
<v Speaker 4>Muchale Cole backs up because Triple H is getting in
<v Speaker 4>his face and he bumps into Xbox and Xbox off mic.
<v Speaker 4>First shoot looks a him and says, don't touch me,
<v Speaker 4>and then Triple H on the mic says, don't you
<v Speaker 4>touch him? And don't you ever say that again? Just
<v Speaker 4>embrony this guy crazy. Everyone hates Michael Cole, and Triple
<v Speaker 4>H says, I lost nothing. I am the WF champion
<v Speaker 4>now Jarco as far as he goes, I'm not done
<v Speaker 4>with him tonight. Jarko's gonna take his buddies, the acolytes,
<v Speaker 4>because we got a six man tag. Me, Xbox, the
<v Speaker 4>dog are gonna take care of business tonight d X style.
<v Speaker 4>And then he shoves Uncle Cole down on the floor
<v Speaker 4>and the camera doesn't see it.
<v Speaker 1>Me pot in a dog d X style. Wow.
<v Speaker 4>Yeah, d X style is just fucking running heat for
<v Speaker 4>a long time.
<v Speaker 1>I can't believe my fucking ears. Uh six man tag
<v Speaker 1>after a singles match earlier and it's the main event.
<v Speaker 1>He opens and closes the show.
<v Speaker 4>Okay, in my brain, for some reason, I thought they
<v Speaker 4>just run back the singles with Jericho and Triple H wins.
<v Speaker 4>But I guess that doesn't.
<v Speaker 1>Happen, dude.
<v Speaker 3>I always thought in my brain that the match was
<v Speaker 3>the main event.
<v Speaker 4>The Triple H jerk on the ship is like after
<v Speaker 4>to end the show.
<v Speaker 1>They should have. I don't know.
<v Speaker 3>I don't know if the six man tag was necessary,
<v Speaker 3>but the dog showed up Tonight's uh.
<v Speaker 4>I need a booking much better would have been.
<v Speaker 3>Ladies, boys and girls. That's the dough.
<v Speaker 1>X fire that guy. So now it's time for the
<v Speaker 1>Dudley Boys versus Al Snow and Steve Blackman otherwise known
<v Speaker 1>as head Cheese.
<v Speaker 4>Are they head cheese here? Because I right, head cheese?
<v Speaker 4>But I actually don't know if.
<v Speaker 1>That's I think yeah, because I think I didn't see
<v Speaker 1>head cheese.
<v Speaker 3>I think it was wearing the cheese the thing.
<v Speaker 4>That's fair.
<v Speaker 1>Dudley Boys, Hot start?
<v Speaker 4>What the deuce?
<v Speaker 1>I don't even know if we could call it hot
<v Speaker 1>start anymore. We just might call it the w W start, I.
<v Speaker 4>Mean the year like on the ramp too. They don't
<v Speaker 4>get in the ring.
<v Speaker 1>So Devon and Snow are in the ring while Bubba
<v Speaker 1>and Steve Blackman fight on the outside. Al Snow hits
<v Speaker 1>an Osi Moon Salt to Devon on the floor.
<v Speaker 4>That was kind of cool.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, that was cool. That was one of his famous
<v Speaker 1>spots for sure.
<v Speaker 4>Yeah, that's true.
<v Speaker 1>So now Bubba and Steve Blackman are in the ring.
<v Speaker 1>Steve Blackman hits a kick combo on Bubba and Bubba powders.
<v Speaker 1>Bubba throws Steve Blackman into the steps. The Dudley's hit
<v Speaker 1>the three d on Al Snow in the ring.
<v Speaker 4>James didn't cut anything out there. This is the order
<v Speaker 4>of what happens.
<v Speaker 1>Devon goes for the pin, but Test runs down and
<v Speaker 1>goes all the way to the top rope. Were running.
<v Speaker 4>By Trish, so it gave him time.
<v Speaker 1>Right, it's just funny. Ash.
<v Speaker 4>You gotta get that elbow drop over, dude, that's right
<v Speaker 4>to the back of Devon's fucking head.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, Test, elbow drop huge, Test, I mean he is massive.
<v Speaker 1>He's doing an elbow drop, yes, and he hits it
<v Speaker 1>on Devon Test and puts al Snow on top of
<v Speaker 1>Devon and head. She's win.
<v Speaker 4>The ref sees this. Yeah, well the ref is distracted
<v Speaker 4>until he's not and then watches by dude.
<v Speaker 1>The other ref got fired tonight. I'm done, I'm talling.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, you're right.
<v Speaker 1>So Trish gets in the ring and Bubba grabs her
<v Speaker 1>and tells Devon to get the tables.
<v Speaker 4>Let go over her, Let go that young lady, you're
<v Speaker 4>hurting her.
<v Speaker 1>Trisan kisses Bubba and uh Jr. Says that put Bubba
<v Speaker 1>into one of those orgasmic trances that was on the nose.
<v Speaker 1>Usually he does like a power bomb to the table
<v Speaker 1>and that makes him go right, had the trance? Yeah?
<v Speaker 4>He chi ever.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah pants, that was Yeah, that wasn't even so bad.
<v Speaker 1>I'm not sure if that like falls in line with
<v Speaker 1>the power bomb to the table trance. That must be
<v Speaker 1>just a different one.
<v Speaker 4>Maybe it's different ones, you know how, Like there's different mists,
<v Speaker 4>so there's different trances. One of them is he puts
<v Speaker 4>you through a table and he goes into a trance,
<v Speaker 4>and the other one he gets a boner.
<v Speaker 1>So we got to a pre tape. Kurt walks up
<v Speaker 1>to a guy kissing his girl and says, hey, chill out.
<v Speaker 4>Yeah, I mean pretty much, he says, sir, ma'am, we
<v Speaker 4>all know where this is leading. It's a big mistake.
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<v Speaker 1>So now it's time for Scottie Too Hotty versus Dean
<v Speaker 1>Malinko in a light heavyweight title match.
<v Speaker 4>This is a return match that Jared says, which I
<v Speaker 4>enjoyed him saying, I always liked that term. He says,
<v Speaker 4>this is a return match from Heat.
<v Speaker 1>And Malinko is the ww flight Heavyweight.
<v Speaker 4>Champion at the time, as he always was. For some reason,
<v Speaker 4>I feel like I didn't even know he was facing,
<v Speaker 4>Like Scotty came out first and I just wrote down
<v Speaker 4>de Malinko and I was right.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, it should have been Gawayne Dill.
<v Speaker 4>But funny, sadly, I guess he's had his run.
<v Speaker 1>So De Malinko comes out here the Radical theme song,
<v Speaker 1>which always is funny to me, no matter what the situation,
<v Speaker 1>Perry said, or just no matter what the situation's funny.
<v Speaker 4>Same with I mean the same with the APA. It's
<v Speaker 4>just no mercied out.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, so this is a quick match here they do
<v Speaker 1>get time at the pay per view. Uh, they've been
<v Speaker 1>going kind of back and forth years. So Scotty hits
<v Speaker 1>a shoulder tackle with theatrics and a discus line with
<v Speaker 1>a spinning back elbow.
<v Speaker 4>Love that dude. The theatrics was a taunt in the
<v Speaker 4>games too.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, he was super like super theatrics guy, so he
<v Speaker 1>had a bunch of different stuff for that, so it
<v Speaker 1>always made him fun to use in the games. Scotty
<v Speaker 1>whips Malinko into the corner and as he goes for
<v Speaker 1>the bulldog.
<v Speaker 4>Malinko lines him, dude, he knocks the ship out of
<v Speaker 4>Scotty with that fucking line too, and then on commentary
<v Speaker 4>at some point here, I think pretty soon after this,
<v Speaker 4>Walla says, oh, how does how does Scotty keep his
<v Speaker 4>hair straight? I swear that's that something about merry hair
<v Speaker 4>gel and so.
<v Speaker 1>Malinko then kicks the ship out of him on the
<v Speaker 1>ground for a while. It's a belly to back for
<v Speaker 1>it too. Malinko hits a vertical souplex and some punches
<v Speaker 1>to the head instead of a pin. Scotty fires back
<v Speaker 1>with a power slam and then a back body drop. Yes,
<v Speaker 1>Scotty hits the bulldog that makes the O face.
<v Speaker 2>Huge.
<v Speaker 1>He hits the worm huge pop.
<v Speaker 4>Here, dude, great fucking pop, and Jr. Says Scotty connected
<v Speaker 4>with his worm. I can't believe I just said.
<v Speaker 1>That, well, dee. Malinko then gets up and gut kicks
<v Speaker 1>him and hits a double endo a power boys in
<v Speaker 1>the clip. Scotty gets to the for the break. Molinko
<v Speaker 1>then crotches Scotty on the top rope and hits a superplex,
<v Speaker 1>but Scotty catches his legs and pins him in a
<v Speaker 1>small package.
<v Speaker 3>For the three.
<v Speaker 4>I love that finish, Like he that's like underrated, maybe
<v Speaker 4>underutilized as well, especially nowadays, maybe uh finished, especially with.
<v Speaker 1>How many guys roll through the Superplex nowadays.
<v Speaker 4>Yes, Oh my god, imagine roll through and just rolling
<v Speaker 4>through into an inside crail.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah right, like yeah, fuck you, Yeah, it's awesome, Scotty
<v Speaker 1>too haughty. Of course, this means he wins the light
<v Speaker 1>heavyweight title and then he dances on the ring. The
<v Speaker 1>crowd pop when the lights went out because they thought
<v Speaker 1>Rakishi was coming.
<v Speaker 4>Down for sure. Yeah, you're fucking probably right. I mean
<v Speaker 4>he break dances in front of the title. He gets down, dude. Also,
<v Speaker 4>just before the finish, Jr. On commentary says, wow, light
<v Speaker 4>heavyweight title match here, and we also have an intercontent
<v Speaker 4>title matches. Well, the tag title is on the line tonight,
<v Speaker 4>how dude, I know it's twenty minutes left on the show.
<v Speaker 1>With the fucking yeah, I was like, wow, they're cram Jesus.
<v Speaker 1>So we got to a pre tape. Kurd Angle was
<v Speaker 1>here talking to the youth and.
<v Speaker 4>He has a sign that says it feels great when
<v Speaker 4>you wait, and Kurt says, you know what I'm talking
<v Speaker 4>about celebisy is key. You don't have to give in
<v Speaker 4>to temptation, really, folks. Then off to the side, you
<v Speaker 4>hear a man that sounds like he's hungry. He's yelling
<v Speaker 4>in the distance, and he says, come, get your condoms.
<v Speaker 4>Get your condoms here, wrap the hide, ride the die,
<v Speaker 4>and it cuts over and it's Big Show with condoms
<v Speaker 4>blown up like balloons attached to his head, throwing just
<v Speaker 4>handfuls of condoms into a crowd of students. This is
<v Speaker 4>fucking absurd. Why the fuck is Big Show here?
<v Speaker 1>Watch the condoms?
<v Speaker 4>And Kurt is standing there with I guess one leftover
<v Speaker 4>student and says, what's wrong with the youth of America?
<v Speaker 4>And the guy says it's true, It's true, And Kurt,
<v Speaker 4>confused at this response, walks away.
<v Speaker 1>He just love Kurd angle on the WWF. He just
<v Speaker 1>really want to get that in there, right, Kurt, is true?
<v Speaker 4>What is wrong with the youth of America? If you smell.
<v Speaker 1>So now it's signed for Big Show versus Crispin Wah.
<v Speaker 4>I couldn't believe that was the match. I was like
<v Speaker 4>kind of excited for this.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah. Big Show comes out with his w w F
<v Speaker 1>aggression song, Tony loves this song.
<v Speaker 3>Dude, great song, good song, top list, top.
<v Speaker 4>All, Tony's number one Big Show theme No One.
<v Speaker 3>It was close, maybe it was I can't remember to
<v Speaker 3>three time.
<v Speaker 1>You can change it up to you.
<v Speaker 3>That's a good song though.
<v Speaker 1>So Show does the entrance Pyro in the ring with
<v Speaker 1>the hand raised.
<v Speaker 4>That's awesome that I love that, I love I love
<v Speaker 4>in ring Pyro.
<v Speaker 1>Actually, yes do. Big Show goes for a line hot start,
<v Speaker 1>but Ben Wade ducks and starts chopping.
<v Speaker 2>No way.
<v Speaker 1>Started radical theme song hot start or a pat one
<v Speaker 1>of the other hot style.
<v Speaker 4>Yeah.
<v Speaker 1>Big Shot throws him in the corner and chops him crazy,
<v Speaker 1>and then Big Show military press has been wa over
<v Speaker 1>his head and throws them fuck you.
<v Speaker 4>W W fucking dude.
<v Speaker 3>Show looks good here actually with the hair cut and
<v Speaker 3>maybe no T shirt next time, but you know, he
<v Speaker 3>looked real good here.
<v Speaker 1>Ben wa tries to fire back, but Big Show is
<v Speaker 1>just so big. It's just not happy.
<v Speaker 4>I mean, he is fucking big. He's had. He's throwing
<v Speaker 4>headbuts too, which is cool. I always liked the Big
<v Speaker 4>Show head butt. Also, I want to note Big Show
<v Speaker 4>because we mentioned this before. Big Show, of course, missed
<v Speaker 4>the standing jumping elbow drop again as he always does.
<v Speaker 4>Don't know if he's ever hit this thing. It's his
<v Speaker 4>flare cross body, it's his cutoff. He probably beats somebody
<v Speaker 4>with it once and yeah, always went back to it.
<v Speaker 4>That's fucking awesome.
<v Speaker 1>So ben Wah runs Big Show into the post, but
<v Speaker 1>ben was still can't get showed down Big Show. Then
<v Speaker 1>Military Press has ben Wa over his head and throws
<v Speaker 1>him over the top rope into the ring from the floor.
<v Speaker 4>Fuck you, dude, that was cool as shit, man. I
<v Speaker 4>love that.
<v Speaker 1>Big Show then hits his super kick and throws up
<v Speaker 1>the hand.
<v Speaker 4>Show stopper Tome Baby.
<v Speaker 1>So Show goozles Ben Wah and Ben Wad just kicks
<v Speaker 1>them square in the nuts.
<v Speaker 4>Dude kicks them right in the ball's immediate tq. Ben
<v Speaker 4>Wa powders, Kurt Angle, runs down USA tracksuit on, gets
<v Speaker 4>in the ring and immediately starts stomping Big Show's ball.
<v Speaker 4>Now condoms Telemacy, bitch, He's gonna make sure Big Show
<v Speaker 4>can't have sex, and he stomps the shit out of
<v Speaker 4>his balls and leaves. I thought when he was going
<v Speaker 4>like how he was setting Big Show up, he was
<v Speaker 4>gonna put him in the ankle lock. No, he grabs
<v Speaker 4>both of his big as legs, spreads the kicks them
<v Speaker 4>of the balls repeated, and.
<v Speaker 1>The Raft is like, hey, come on, dude, off, come on, dude,
<v Speaker 1>you're crazy man.
<v Speaker 4>Come on.
<v Speaker 1>So now it's time for the Castro GTX Slam of
<v Speaker 1>the Whek, brought to you by the motor oil that
<v Speaker 1>provides maximum protection Castro GTX.
<v Speaker 4>Drive Hard drive hard motherfucker.
<v Speaker 1>So the rock hits Shane with a rock bottom through
<v Speaker 1>the announced table on SmackDown last week.
<v Speaker 4>It looked fucking awesome by the way it did.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, he got him way up there too.
<v Speaker 4>Yeah, killed him table broke nicely. It was very cool.
<v Speaker 1>So now it's time for Edge and Christian versus Big
<v Speaker 1>Boss Man Buchanan. Edge and Christian are the WWF Tag
<v Speaker 1>champs at the time. This is a tag title match too, Yes,
<v Speaker 1>it is for the title. And I love Bull Buchanan
<v Speaker 1>because he just becomes whoever he's hanging out with at
<v Speaker 1>the time.
<v Speaker 4>I mean, you know, sometimes you have that friend that
<v Speaker 4>just kind of adopts all this shit you do, and
<v Speaker 4>that's bullby Canon every way utility guy. Yes, I guess
<v Speaker 4>you could say that right.
<v Speaker 1>So boom, Buchanan bags Christian to the corner to start off.
<v Speaker 4>Here, regular start here, they lock up.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, Boby cand backs him up to the corner and
<v Speaker 1>gives them those punches.
<v Speaker 4>Ay yeah.
<v Speaker 1>Christian gives Bull a line and tags in Edge, Edge
<v Speaker 1>and Christian hit poetry emotion.
<v Speaker 4>And man sucks.
<v Speaker 1>Man sucks, dude, that's crazy.
<v Speaker 4>Heat, a ton of heat on the boss man. I
<v Speaker 4>cann't believe it. Yeah.
<v Speaker 1>Edge then gives Bull punches in the corner. Nice.
<v Speaker 4>Oh hell yeah.
<v Speaker 1>Boss Man kicks Christian in the back when he hits
<v Speaker 1>the ropes, and then Bull hits an axe kick on Christian.
<v Speaker 4>Or did you know that bosch Man and Bobby Kennan
<v Speaker 4>broke cane hand? They didn't just break it, they destroyed.
<v Speaker 4>They ruined cage hand. And Lawler says, oh no, normaled
<v Speaker 4>and mutilated like his face. Hey, you think they could
<v Speaker 4>you think they could make a little mask for his hands.
<v Speaker 1>He's just a normal guy, normal man, Cain.
<v Speaker 4>He's regular.
<v Speaker 1>Is you really normal, man Cain? You don't even know
<v Speaker 1>the half of it.
<v Speaker 4>And I hope you don't watch this show in five
<v Speaker 4>more years.
<v Speaker 1>Shut, he's gonna fucking kill me. I ain't evenna do
<v Speaker 1>nothing to the guy.
<v Speaker 4>I was just trying to talk to the man and
<v Speaker 4>he fucks me up.
<v Speaker 1>You want me to take care of him, Dad, I
<v Speaker 1>take care of this guy.
<v Speaker 4>No, shun, this is my problem.
<v Speaker 1>This is my yard shine. I'll kick damn. So Bull
<v Speaker 1>and boss Man do a double sliding punch.
<v Speaker 4>I thought that was cool, dude, Okay, I fucking love
<v Speaker 4>that that. He just is legit. I mean, this is
<v Speaker 4>Damien Missdal like, this is exact same dude.
<v Speaker 1>So boss Man then spits an edge and the raft
<v Speaker 1>holds him back. Boss Man throws Christian out and Bull
<v Speaker 1>beats him up on the outside. Boss Man hits a
<v Speaker 1>big boot on Christian and then just fucking chokes him
<v Speaker 1>one handed on the ground. I thought that was great.
<v Speaker 4>He chokes some nuts too. Yeah.
<v Speaker 1>Bullden hits the ropes and does the axe kick animation,
<v Speaker 1>but just does a kick on the.
<v Speaker 4>Ground running stomp for some fucking.
<v Speaker 1>Running as kick stomp. So Bull runs up the second rope.
<v Speaker 1>I don't I don't think he was whipped. He just
<v Speaker 1>kind of ran up the second rope.
<v Speaker 4>It's like, uh, who fucking did it? Was it? Charl
<v Speaker 4>Haare kind of just jumps up kind of to.
<v Speaker 1>The Yeah, it just runs up and then turns around
<v Speaker 1>mid air and hits a line for a too. So
<v Speaker 1>Christian gets the hot tag to Edge, who comes in
<v Speaker 1>and hits a spinning heel kick and a back body
<v Speaker 1>drop on Bull and then Edge hits the spear. Edge
<v Speaker 1>goes for the pin, but Bull hits an Alabama jam
<v Speaker 1>off the top rope on Edge.
<v Speaker 4>They sold that big too, Like, holy fucking shit, that
<v Speaker 4>was fucking crazy.
<v Speaker 1>No, it was awesome too, because I mean, he just
<v Speaker 1>hits him right in the back of the head. It
<v Speaker 1>was great.
<v Speaker 4>It was perfect.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, boss Man and Bull didn't start beating down Edge,
<v Speaker 1>and the ref tries to get him off of him,
<v Speaker 1>but they just pushed the ref who is Teddy Long?
<v Speaker 1>And Teddy Long the ref It's so weird because like
<v Speaker 1>he's just always a general manager. Yeah, So Teddy Long
<v Speaker 1>then calls for the bell and uh, they get dq'ed.
<v Speaker 4>Fuck you player, dude, immediate DQ because he's pushed him,
<v Speaker 4>and then immediate explosion on the stage, super loud, dude,
<v Speaker 4>fucking very loud, pyro bullshit and Laula goes fire fire
<v Speaker 4>and Kane is back from his fucking gnarly ugly ass
<v Speaker 4>hand face injury and Kane comes out with Paul Bear
<v Speaker 4>gets in the ring and goes after both of them.
<v Speaker 4>Bull then goes for the attempted to run up the
<v Speaker 4>ropes jumping back clothesline again that he did earlier, but
<v Speaker 4>Kane goozles him and choke slams the shit out of him,
<v Speaker 4>and then Kane does his pyro in the ring, which
<v Speaker 4>is all all.
<v Speaker 1>Bert got this extra buttons on tonight?
<v Speaker 4>Why the fuck was did he have like a V
<v Speaker 4>shaped jacket button?
<v Speaker 1>He was looking good, got a little extra money. Kane
<v Speaker 1>punches boss Man and he spits up and Lawler says, hey,
<v Speaker 1>not his team now. He says, it's so fucking funny too.
<v Speaker 1>You have to like hear his kate that this is funny.
<v Speaker 1>But yeah, choke slams Bull gets him way up there too.
<v Speaker 4>Yeah he does.
<v Speaker 1>We go backstage. Michael call was here with Jericho and
<v Speaker 1>the acolytes, and Cole says, so, how are we supposed
<v Speaker 1>to know the acolytes weren't paid off by Triple H
<v Speaker 1>and Bradshaw says, hey, fuck you manal fu he.
<v Speaker 4>Bradshaw gets super mad, but in the end he was like, yeah,
<v Speaker 4>maybe we could have did that. Oh yeah, Bradshaw says, hey,
<v Speaker 4>you little jackass, let me tell you something. You're right,
<v Speaker 4>we would take money from the mansa triple h for anybody,
<v Speaker 4>but tonight we're standing with him. And then Fruk steps
<v Speaker 4>in and says, and if we had been paid off
<v Speaker 4>by them, don't you think we're man enough to tell him?
<v Speaker 4>And then Bradshaw says, you're fixing to get your ass
<v Speaker 4>kicked for free, you little bit.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah.
<v Speaker 1>It felt like everything stopped for a second, Like it
<v Speaker 1>literally felt like the world stopped for a second. Commentary
<v Speaker 1>was chilling. They were just looking at him. He walks
<v Speaker 1>out the room. Hey, you're fixing to get your ass
<v Speaker 1>well for a free, little bitch. I was like cold
<v Speaker 1>pulling and wrestlers court at that was crazy.
<v Speaker 4>Who fed you on line?
<v Speaker 1>It was like they were all positive to see if
<v Speaker 1>that was okay. All right, I guess I'll keep going.
<v Speaker 1>So we go backstage, Xbox the Dog are getting ready
<v Speaker 1>the dough.
<v Speaker 4>They're getting ready by just fucking hanging out, and then
<v Speaker 4>Edge Christian walk by, an Xbox says, you guys got
<v Speaker 4>lucky again, huh, hey fuck you, Xbox, and the dog
<v Speaker 4>says shine my belt for me, and Ed says, yeah,
<v Speaker 4>it looks pretty good on me, doesn't it. Well, that
<v Speaker 4>was disrespectful. So they start kicking Edge Christian's ass and
<v Speaker 4>stop them out and hit him with the tag titles,
<v Speaker 4>and then they leave them for dead.
<v Speaker 1>We get a big show commercial. Big show is walking
<v Speaker 1>through a very tiny house, fucking destroying it.
<v Speaker 4>Did you know what this was before the end of US? Okay,
<v Speaker 4>I didn't either, Donny, did you.
<v Speaker 3>Know I've seen this before? But the ending still made
<v Speaker 3>me laugh.
<v Speaker 4>I don't mean I had no fucking Yeah. He's walking
<v Speaker 4>small hallway, then walks into a door frame where his
<v Speaker 4>head breaks it, and.
<v Speaker 1>That big show in a little dude. I couldn't believe it.
<v Speaker 1>I just didn't believe it.
<v Speaker 6>Pepe comedy here, dude, I mean they hit them all here,
<v Speaker 6>Big show breaking a house, Big so stuck in a
<v Speaker 6>small car, I mean they hit all the big fat
<v Speaker 6>bastard spots here, Big show sleeping in a bed that's
<v Speaker 6>too small for him.
<v Speaker 1>Of course, wit is tar for my favorite meal, Chef
<v Speaker 1>boy Ard spaghetti and jump of meatballs.
<v Speaker 2>Balls.
<v Speaker 3>There's no way this dude's eating spaghetti meatballs out of
<v Speaker 3>a can.
<v Speaker 1>There's no way two of them warmed up on the stove.
<v Speaker 4>And and then fucking he's obviously eating them because he's
<v Speaker 4>fucking fat. The chair brakes.
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, there's funny as fuck is They had like the
<v Speaker 3>Shep Bardy logo and it was like in the background
<v Speaker 3>his chair broke, so I like didn't even expect the
<v Speaker 3>chore to break. Why And I just cracked him for
<v Speaker 3>some music because he broke the chairs.
<v Speaker 1>And dude, I love the Big Show and I love
<v Speaker 1>this commercial and uh, listen, he's the goat to me.
<v Speaker 4>I don't know, man, he dude, I mean he's the
<v Speaker 4>fucking best. And speaking as a fat man, I mean, fatman,
<v Speaker 4>little car, these are all legendary.
<v Speaker 1>To be Batman little car is crazy. That's like hitting
<v Speaker 1>your best spot in the mill of a match. I
<v Speaker 1>would have ended it. He should have been stuck in
<v Speaker 1>the small car eating the jumbo meatballs.
<v Speaker 4>He couldn't get out, so they had the emergency bring him.
<v Speaker 1>Chef car is not big enough for the Big show,
<v Speaker 1>but these jumbo meatballs of spaghetti are just enough for
<v Speaker 1>a big hunger like me.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah.
<v Speaker 3>Funny, they bring like a crane to get him out
<v Speaker 3>of the car, but instead of like getting him out.
<v Speaker 3>They give him a can of cheft ward d on a.
<v Speaker 1>He says, this will do.
<v Speaker 3>Leave me in the car. I want to shift wear D.
<v Speaker 1>So now it's time for the main event. Chris Jericho
<v Speaker 1>and the Acolytes versus Triple H, did Doug and x
<v Speaker 1>pot with Tori Those are the King of Rocks, the
<v Speaker 1>dude Kings of Rocks.
<v Speaker 4>What did you say, jar BONI.
<v Speaker 3>Dude, I just realized this Tory wore the green top,
<v Speaker 3>that it was a green EX. I just realized that
<v Speaker 3>when she came out, top is an X. It's like
<v Speaker 3>it's crossed so it looks like an X. The first
<v Speaker 3>time I saw that, I was like, well, that's pretty clever.
<v Speaker 3>Should that The whole time.
<v Speaker 4>I think that was always her. Look that's her looking
<v Speaker 4>the game with.
<v Speaker 3>The green X.
<v Speaker 1>It was an X the whole time.
<v Speaker 3>I didn't even know it.
<v Speaker 4>Triple H looks unreal, like he comes out here fucking
<v Speaker 4>piss and vinegar the run DMC music complaining he's fired up.
<v Speaker 4>I'm like, oh, this is like, this is the champion
<v Speaker 4>for a reason.
<v Speaker 1>Huh yeah, d X with King of Rocks.
<v Speaker 4>And he married Stephanie.
<v Speaker 1>No, it's because he was friends with the Dead it's
<v Speaker 1>a d X man, I mean, with the King of
<v Speaker 1>Rock entrance, I mean, this is the hardest team I've
<v Speaker 1>ever seen. I mean, somehow the Road Dogs in it.
<v Speaker 1>So Jericho comes in and Triple H gets him in
<v Speaker 1>the pedigree right away. Bradshaw then fucking hit the clothes
<v Speaker 1>line from Hell on him. Fuck you. Jericho gets the
<v Speaker 1>walls of Jericho on Triple H, but XPOX breaks it up.
<v Speaker 4>For that to be the end of the match.
<v Speaker 1>No way, dude, we actually have a bunch of heatless
<v Speaker 1>bullshit to get.
<v Speaker 4>This is like, I mean, like, I don't know why
<v Speaker 4>I didn't plus ten this. I have a plus ten
<v Speaker 4>in a while, and this is like what the fuck?
<v Speaker 4>I know, I fucking like I was near the end
<v Speaker 4>of the match and I was like, fuck man, I
<v Speaker 4>wish I had skipped through this. Wait, we used to
<v Speaker 4>do that. Why don't we do that? So, like this
<v Speaker 4>is deserved a deadlock plus ten and I'll definitely.
<v Speaker 1>This is the type of ship that gave six man
<v Speaker 1>tags like a shitty I know, what's a reputation doesn't
<v Speaker 1>like them, dude, Like, legit, WWF killed this step.
<v Speaker 4>It's so hard.
<v Speaker 3>Beginning with Jericho winning the thing and then it just
<v Speaker 3>went all down. Yeah we got a six man tag.
<v Speaker 4>Yeah. Second also was just with regular tags, right, they
<v Speaker 4>would just do a main event regular tag match, and
<v Speaker 4>it was just the same ship here. Yeah.
<v Speaker 1>So Jericho hits a flying line on Triple H. You've
<v Speaker 1>seen that before.
<v Speaker 4>He should have fucking tagged for real, punch on his
<v Speaker 4>second head.
<v Speaker 1>So farrout comes in and so DOA's Bradshaw and they
<v Speaker 1>just kick everyone's asses a good gimick, I mean, I mean,
<v Speaker 1>and they look great to This match has no heat whatsoever.
<v Speaker 1>I think the crowd's also confused.
<v Speaker 3>Yeah they are.
<v Speaker 1>I think they're pretty casual fans. They're like college kids, right,
<v Speaker 1>they're on this university campus, and they probably have never
<v Speaker 1>seen a six man tag, and they're probably also confused
<v Speaker 1>on while they're watching Triple H and Chris Jericho wrestle again.
<v Speaker 1>We already popped for all your stuff earlier. What he
<v Speaker 1>was doing again?
<v Speaker 3>What more?
<v Speaker 4>Yeah, we're gonna do it again in intervals and slower
<v Speaker 4>with the Dog. That's what they really hate Shamee though,
<v Speaker 4>because he is in fact a pussy and they will
<v Speaker 4>keep saying this.
<v Speaker 1>So road Dog starts hitting his punches, then just grabs
<v Speaker 1>him and hits him with the fuck you spinebuster.
<v Speaker 4>He fucking stuffs him with this thing. Even Jared goes o, god, du.
<v Speaker 1>Fruk tags in Bradshaw, but the ref didn't see it.
<v Speaker 1>So they get heat on Faruk in the corner. Dude,
<v Speaker 1>I thought it was pretty nuts. They got heat on
<v Speaker 1>for Ruk.
<v Speaker 4>They get heat on Fruk for like, really is the
<v Speaker 4>rest of this match, right?
<v Speaker 1>Xbox heat on Fuk is fucking funnyude, I mean absurd.
<v Speaker 1>This is the most please fire me ass like era
<v Speaker 1>for wrestler. He's like bouncing on him and hitting him,
<v Speaker 1>and he chokes him, and he's like, ah, he chokes.
<v Speaker 4>Him in the most exaggerated way possible, like head, hey,
<v Speaker 4>Joe out, buddy.
<v Speaker 1>Freak should just stood up and just fucking slapped this
<v Speaker 1>ship out of him. What are you doing?
<v Speaker 4>Just spinebuster over the top brope and killed.
<v Speaker 2>Him A.
<v Speaker 1>Fucking punches him right in the side. There, you fucking
<v Speaker 1>mother over the top run.
<v Speaker 4>I mean, XBO probably would have taken that if for
<v Speaker 4>a Root called it to be there, no guaranteed.
<v Speaker 1>So Jericho hits the Bulldog and the Lion saw on
<v Speaker 1>Triple H.
<v Speaker 4>But x Poc breaks up the pen again could have
<v Speaker 4>just like he I mean, they had you know it
<v Speaker 4>was a visual three or not visual three. It was
<v Speaker 4>obviously oh he broke it up because it was because
<v Speaker 4>he didn't have the didn't like right, but it was
<v Speaker 4>like damn, like, come on, give jerk of the wind,
<v Speaker 4>like title's not on the line anymore.
<v Speaker 1>TAZ match on Smack Dad lost to Crash.
<v Speaker 4>By the way, when they do the Shades and pussy
<v Speaker 4>Chad earlier, Lawler says, were they say shade and Jr.
<v Speaker 4>Takes a second He says some sort of hole and
<v Speaker 4>Lola says what.
<v Speaker 1>Xpot hits the X factor on Jericho. He's out, but
<v Speaker 1>APA take out XPOCK into dog.
<v Speaker 4>And Jericho is now dead because of the X factor,
<v Speaker 4>so much so that there's enough time for Triple H
<v Speaker 4>for all this to happen, and then a still pinfall one.
<v Speaker 1>Of the coolest moves huh. So Edging Christian come down
<v Speaker 1>and help Apa beat up the dog in Xpot.
<v Speaker 4>They brawl up the ramp, of course, and then Edginite
<v Speaker 4>risher on the ramp so the ref can't see them
<v Speaker 4>because they're so far away.
<v Speaker 1>Triple H and Jericho are left in the ring. Triple
<v Speaker 1>H gets his arm over on Jericho, but Jericho kicks
<v Speaker 1>out at two to a huge pop.
<v Speaker 4>Fuck. I mean, like the X Factor would have put
<v Speaker 4>him away if it was any So.
<v Speaker 1>The APA comes back down the ramp and Jericho gets
<v Speaker 1>a roll up on Triple H for a two. Big
<v Speaker 1>Bossman and Bull Buchanan come down here and attack the acolytes,
<v Speaker 1>and then Triple H reverses a whip gut kicked his
<v Speaker 1>it's the pedigree on Jericho and beats him clean as
<v Speaker 1>fuck right this stair of the room.
<v Speaker 4>I was so much. I was like, dude, okay, dude.
<v Speaker 4>I swore Jericho was kicking out for a big pop
<v Speaker 4>or like something was gonna happen or anything, but what
<v Speaker 4>happened here, Like, I guess the thought was they needed
<v Speaker 4>like they thought Triple As needed his heat back and
<v Speaker 4>a win back because he's facing the fucking rock of
<v Speaker 4>the pay per view. But like they could have just
<v Speaker 4>done something next week.
<v Speaker 2>There's two weeks.
<v Speaker 1>Hey, Jericho, you know we did the whole thing earlier.
<v Speaker 1>I just kind of need my wind back at some point,
<v Speaker 1>you know, Yeah, sure, Hunter, when do you want to
<v Speaker 1>do that? Like an hour.
<v Speaker 3>They should have had, like you know, the rock coming
<v Speaker 3>cost triplace a match, Jerok gets a pin again over
<v Speaker 3>him or something like that.
<v Speaker 4>You know when the girl was gonna get involved here.
<v Speaker 3>Oh that would have been good too. Yeah, they could
<v Speaker 3>have done any wins clean did.
<v Speaker 1>Triviaine's character being big pussy and he also needs all
<v Speaker 1>the windses.
<v Speaker 3>He called get you next time, kid, I promise I
<v Speaker 3>win back.
<v Speaker 4>I mean beats them like, I mean, like I get dude,
<v Speaker 4>like they definitely don't be late age. Yeah, the show
<v Speaker 4>ends like he beats Jericho with his finish and then
<v Speaker 4>they celebrate over Jericho's body for like a few minutes
<v Speaker 4>and then the show ends. There it is, I mean,
<v Speaker 4>j R's out is cool because obviously j R's out
<v Speaker 4>is always good, and Jeri says Triple Ash Triple H
<v Speaker 4>is still champion. But folks, I ask you for how long?
<v Speaker 4>How are Triple H and mcmahelms the regime gonna with
<v Speaker 4>Stan Stone Cold Steve Auston at backlash? I mean we
<v Speaker 4>talked about it before. You mentioned earlier. How much JR.
<v Speaker 4>Is like a Steve Austin fucking fan. Is it really
<v Speaker 4>helps it like this?
<v Speaker 1>Well, Triple a Is Shane and Stephanie Hugg And that's
<v Speaker 1>the end of this raw.
<v Speaker 4>I mean, this is very very Monday Night Raw. The crowd,
<v Speaker 4>I mean again like you mentioned, like you know this
<v Speaker 4>college crowd, great fucking crowd, Like yeah, I mean some stuffs,
<v Speaker 4>you know, not they weren't in the entire show, but
<v Speaker 4>the highs were very, very high, and it made those
<v Speaker 4>moments and pretty cool. And I didn't realize this the
<v Speaker 4>same episode of the Linda Stephanie slap, so that was
<v Speaker 4>cool and yeah, it was iconic. Yeah, and Tazzy City
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