Episode 276 | Pod Boys For Life

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Speaker 1: Maul.

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Speaker 2: We are back on tour. Tickets are available right now. Rory versus Mal the campaign. It's an election year and be our outside. What's our first city.

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Speaker 3: We're in Philadelphia July twenty fifth, Then we're in Detroit August twenty second, followed by Chicago August twenty fifth, then London September eleventh and September eighteenth.

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Speaker 2: We're also in London, then we're in Toronto in October seventeenth, Atlanta November twenty second, and then we are back home for the holidays New York December thirteenth and fourteenth. We're doubling up in London and New York for a specific reason. The second dates, which would be London September eighteenth, New York December fourteenth. First time ever. My Karma is Beautiful presents Rory ma and friends.

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Speaker 4: Looking forward to this one.

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Speaker 2: Some live performances. We're still gonna pod. Yeah, that'll still happen. Just guess we're adding some more to this. So tickets available now new rorymul dot com.

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Speaker 5: Our boys, what's going to do.

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Speaker 2: When they come for you?

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Speaker 5: Bad boys?

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Speaker 6: Bad boys?

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Speaker 2: Having a kid, you would think like heightens your awareness and protecting and all that cool things they say on the internet. It's taken away all street smarts that I have in general.

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Speaker 4: What happened because you came in, you came into a little flustered.

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Speaker 2: Nothing to do with what I'm gonna talk about. I'm flustered because of life. Yeah, but that's that's what we were laughing about. Because I was like, what's up, ma, how you feeling? He was like, you know, just in the simulation. This was just the add on like when it rains, it pours type of thing. So we have been meeting with a sleep coach on Zoom.

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Speaker 4: Where I slow down? What does a sleep coach?

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Speaker 2: I'm learning?

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Speaker 4: And where do I apply?

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Speaker 2: Oh, it's the biggest scam going. So Amara is very much like co sleeping with us all the time. She has to be under us no matter what to sleep. So we're getting to the point where she has to start daycare. Like it's time for you to be a little independent, time to get a job. That's that's the way i'd look. Yeah, that's what my dad told. That was the first words my dad ever said to me. She lazy ass. You need to contribute to the house. So we sit on Zoom for a month talking to the sleep coach, going through the entire routine I paid I'm embarrassed to say over a thousand dollars for the sleep coach because we were just getting to that point we can't try anything.

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Speaker 3: Yes, at my wits end, as I told you off my CA do you think they pray on like first time parents?

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Speaker 2: Yes, that's the thing I am going. So the whole time we're talking, we even have the conversation of like, yo, is New York or Jersey cool? Like what would make sense? I'm thinking the whole time, this bitch about to be my best friend because Amara cannot see Kia because she's just gonna want the boob, or like she has to be left alone, can't see Kia. So we're starting tonight and it's just gonna be me in the room, and I'm thinking, Yo, let me text the sleep coach let her know I'm excited to see her. We're about to do this journey just you tonight with with tomorrow. I thought it was gonna be with the sleep coach that I've been talking to for a fucking month, even talking about should we do the shit in New York or my Jersey crew? This bitch says, I'm not gonna be there. I said, what wait, Wait, We've been talking for a whole month about this week starting. I thought it was you and I We was fucking Scotty and Mike like, we're gonna sit here, Ki is gonna be somewhere else and we're gonna do this. So she's like, no, I mean, I'll be on call if you need me.

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Speaker 4: Hmm.

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Speaker 2: I said, so, I'm pretty much paying fifteen hundred dollars for something I could have googled.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, that's exactly what you're doing.

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Speaker 7: Why would you think that she.

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Speaker 2: Would be there because we talked for a month about how she's going to be in the fucking room, and apparently I'm the only one that didn't realize she was saying I was just going to be in the room.

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Speaker 8: Yeah, because if a random person that Amara has never seen before is there when she's trying to go to sleep, I don't think she'll go to sleep.

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Speaker 2: She's supposed to be an expert.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, she's supposed to stand in the corner and like become.

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Speaker 2: I thought she was going to do some black magic and just put my daughter to sleep, and I would just be in the room in case.

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Speaker 4: Okay, I got more questions. Is she a white woman?

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Speaker 2: Yes?

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Speaker 4: How long has she been doing?

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Speaker 9: That's so white? That's some white shit. She's this has been that's a good hustle.

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Speaker 2: She I'm sure she has infomercials at this point, like at three am that I just didn't see. I think it's it Goes the Magic Bullet infomercial, and then her and then miss Cleil.

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Speaker 3: My mom didn't have no sleep coach. It was shut everything off and lay your ass down.

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Speaker 2: But we have to be delicate with kids now. We can't just be like, shut the fuck up and figure it out. We're raising a bunch of soybeans, is what we're doing. We have to be friends with our kids.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, but I mean we also have to be parents too, like let them cry, They'll be fine. They're not they're not starving, they're not in any pain. It's just that when we hear babies cry, we think that we have to just cod or pick them up, give them what they want. No, sometimes you have to just let your baby cry and understand that. Listen, you're okay, I could have bathed that. Yeah, that's what I'm saying.

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Speaker 2: I called leyon after I hung up and said, Yo, I lost my card. Everything's from Did that go through? Because I'm not paying this bitch a fucking dollar. Yeah. Man, I cannot believe I got hustled that way. Like, all right, who's ideal? All it was both our ideas because we're getting to the point that she can't keep sleeping in this bed, like it's either that or the stroller. Like she I bought a fucking crib before she was born. She slept in it maybe once, so you don't want to introduce it, but you like it, have to make her do it. It's not like tomorrow. Yeah, but first time parents, here's fifteen hundred dollars, I mean, because that's pretty much what.

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Speaker 9: Yeah, that's I'd like that. No, there's really not much. I guess it's funny to say because my friend was in town last week and he similarly like just got their kid on the healthy sleeping schedule, and it's like, you have to make the schedule for the kid.

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Speaker 2: Just do it.

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Speaker 9: They're gonna cry, they're going to communicate, they still.

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Speaker 4: They're gonna do all of those things.

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Speaker 3: And as parents, it's your you know, when you're a great parents, it's a mapo your baby cries, you pick them up, give them what they want, you stop them from crying. But when it comes to sleeping, because my homeboy, his son is a little over a year now, and he was dealing with the same thing, like, Yo, we can't even sleep in the bed because he has to sleep in the bed, he won't go asleep. But then they started just introducing him to the crib.

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Speaker 4: Let him cry.

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Speaker 3: Eventually falls asleep and they'll get the hang of it. But you know, first time parents understand.

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Speaker 2: Glad you guys are telling me things from your friends experiences, Well, you'll always like when a kid is fucking screaming their head off and you haven't slept in two days, No, I get the boob and go to sleep.

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Speaker 9: That's bad. That's candet rewarding bad behavior. Though not bad behavior. Well, it's it's it's her, it's it's just it's it's no. She Amara is doing what she knows. I'm not saying she's being bad at any by any means, but it's just not You're not the end result, Like that's not going to stop. It's the way the way I look at it. How when in your house, when Baisley would scratch the door. Yeah, Base could do what the want. But this you're doing the same thing with Amara. You'd be like, all right, beaze, here's a treat. But like she's not doing you don't reward. She's tearing up your apartment, you know what I mean? Like, you have to set the precedence and be like, word, this isn't allowed. We're going to change his behavior.

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Speaker 4: The dog stratches, put him in the crate.

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Speaker 7: Yeah, she got she has to learn the self soothe. It's going to be hell for you guys.

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Speaker 2: It is going to be hell. I'm in no way.

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Speaker 3: Got to set boundaries, got to set restrictions, even for your babies, even for your kids. You have to set boundaries and let them know, like this is not you know cash app No, I'm just saying that. I'm laughing because I'm I never heard of I thought the sleep coach was somebody like for adults.

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Speaker 2: Like no, I thought the sleep coach was going to be there excited to coach her to fucking sleep.

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Speaker 9: You told me this last week. I was like, oh, that's cool that somebody in the house.

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Speaker 3: Roy thought some random white ladies would come in the house. He's been from Omar with a fucking chalkboard, Like, what's what's the eraser board?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, all right, this is what we're gonna do. You're gonna sit screen. That's really what I thought.

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Speaker 9: So what was the plan? So say you're in the room of the mar and she's in the crib whatever, and she starts obviously she would beginning to cry at some point. Were you supposed to zoom in this woman? And like, how is that supposed to That's what she.

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Speaker 2: Told me this morning, that I could just I could call her. Yeah, yeah, I put you on speaker. You didn't know.

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Speaker 3: You didn't know she worked remote since COVID, you know, everything's remote. Like I can't come over to your house, Like I can't come no COVID, I can't.

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Speaker 9: Can't.

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Speaker 2: I feel like a complete sucker, that's what you are.

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Speaker 7: Are you a sucker? Or did you just not research well enough what a sleep coach was.

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Speaker 2: We were on zoom for a month with this woman. I've read all the literature, everything that she fucking gave. We talked, you need to stop. You did the work to start today and now I realize it's gonna be me and Amara, the two of us staring at each other, for a week like Spider Man, Like, she's not going to go to sleep at all, and I'm just gonna be there on zoom like I don't know what to do. She just won't she won't go to say something to her.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, no, that's not how it happens.

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Speaker 9: Man.

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Speaker 2: She gives you that.

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Speaker 4: She gives you the work, and you have to do the work.

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Speaker 2: That's all.

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Speaker 4: You're just gonna have to let her cry.

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Speaker 10: Man.

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Speaker 3: I know you don't want to hear your baby cry, man, but you're just gonna have to put it down and you know, just listen to her cry.

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Speaker 2: And I have spent many nights up with Amara till dawn, but this is about to be different because at the end she has to sleep in this crib and she's never slept in Yeah, not under my tit or kis tip right, just their crib, no body warmth, nothing.

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Speaker 4: It's gonna be tough. It's gonna be an adjust adjusting tom.

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Speaker 2: For she has she has no one to kick directly in the eye while she sleeps. It's just gonna be the side of the crib. So not my throat. So Ki is not gonna be when it's time for the layd down. Kids is not gonna be in a room.

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Speaker 4: No neither.

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Speaker 2: I told Kia, you don't even need to be like in the house, because she loses her mind when she sees kid. She's the best baby on earth when it's like just me and her. But when she sees mom, cannot wait to grab a boob or do anything mom related.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, she knows she gonna get whatever she wants.

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Speaker 9: Damn.

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Speaker 3: Gotta work through it, man, give it, give it that good fatherly you know, time and energy, and we'll report back in a week or two and see how you do.

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Speaker 2: My dad has a great theory that the day that they put the baby on board sticker in a van was the time that America really changed when we started caring about kids and like looked at them as better than us. Like we used to have children. We used to have children just just to throw into the workforce, Like we're just pro creating to keep this whole thing going. Now all of a sudden, kids like opinions matter and ship. The day we put the baby on board thing, yeah it was over. Yeah, why the fuck When I'm driving, I should know that your kid is there. Your dad's a true American. That's some American ship right there. Sorry dad for telling them. We're ruining thoughts. We're ruining the kids. The baby on board stick has caused everything.

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Speaker 9: The origin of this sticker that you're referring to is published July first, two thousand and three. Yeah, so it was over that day, so it's coming up.

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Speaker 2: That's that's when we decided kids.

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Speaker 3: Mattered two thousand and three. Don't say that's when it started. It's just like completely fucked up today.

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Speaker 9: I'm cooked, like early POD days when I used to come in.

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Speaker 2: Are you drunk? Where were you? Where were you last?

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Speaker 9: She's definitely still drunk.

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Speaker 7: I was that Burgers and bottles.

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Speaker 2: I'm burgers and.

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Speaker 9: Bottles and burgers and VI I P yeah, video about fifteen times the better of They hit me on DM.

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Speaker 2: Shout out to them. They was mad at you, and then say yo, the whole staff could come and put them in VIP checked the schedule with everyone.

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Speaker 4: It was mad at me.

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Speaker 9: I remember it was a clip that they took from here. And you said the conversation was working. You find good men, referring to dating, and DeMar said, I don't know burgers and bottles, and you said, get the fuck out of here or something like that.

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Speaker 2: You can't find a good man there. It is fine, you can't find a good man.

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Speaker 7: And a good man was there and shout out to a man.

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Speaker 4: That's the alcohol.

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Speaker 9: She's still drunk.

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Speaker 2: I've never seen.

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Speaker 9: Recording.

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Speaker 2: Just ten niggas in there with warrants. Four niggas ain't seen their kids in six months, talking about the good niggas in. You know the story. I know their story.

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Speaker 3: The niggas ain't ship a bunch of dead beats. Shut off the burgers and bottles.

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Speaker 9: It was dope.

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Speaker 2: I want to.

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Speaker 7: You, it was only like three white women there.

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Speaker 9: I could do in a bottle?

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Speaker 2: What was your what was your day party? Swag? Like? How you give it up now? I've seen you move in a room full of vultures like in your twenties. Why are you so look at the story right now? Just ask throwing all over because that's what she was doing things.

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Speaker 8: And this is what I was explaining to I think Benner earlier, when we used to do like the day parties of like.

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Speaker 2: Like let's use yester year for example.

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Speaker 8: The only thing that would keep you from getting like plastered, plastered if you weren't there early.

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Speaker 2: Was the line is that currently Demeris's story. I saw that yesterday and almost replied and said, yo, who's that my little sister.

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Speaker 7: Each come on out.

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Speaker 2: You know that's how Peach like him. Go ahead, Peach, put your bed in.

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Speaker 9: It's hookah throwing ass all right.

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Speaker 2: I would rub that hearing between Peage and your little sister. I think that would be a beautiful like families connecting.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, I would, and your little sister like around the family together.

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Speaker 7: Peage would fit right in with They're all sarcastically funny like that.

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Speaker 2: Take peace of Syracuse. They going to think he lived across How late were you out?

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Speaker 9: Word?

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Speaker 7: So I got there at like light in hand? My mother loves but like I got.

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Speaker 2: There at like three because she hates trends.

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Speaker 9: I left.

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Speaker 8: I left at like eleven thirty. I ain't gonna lie I from three to eleven thirty, eight hours at a party. Eleven thirty at like ten, seven.

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Speaker 2: Hours at a party is crazy?

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Speaker 9: Still?

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Speaker 2: How much how much we party? I mean, you gotta get your money's worth, You gotta get your burgers in your bottle. Nah, seven hours, I have I have five burgers. Fuck out of here? Seven hours? Yeah, no, seven yeah, how many burgers?

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Speaker 9: Seven?

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Speaker 7: I had five.

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Speaker 8: I was for seven hours hookah burgers, hookah, multiple raposo by you.

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Speaker 2: Was on that hall at this morning, was in that toilet singing the motherfucking what's the five five burgers season? With ment hookah.

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Speaker 7: To be fair, I wasn't eating the whole burgers. I just wanted to taste.

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Speaker 8: There were so many different like vendors and people had all the every chef had a different, like three different burgers. It was like six chefs, so I just wanted to taste like a little bit of each one.

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Speaker 9: That's dope.

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Speaker 2: It's sound like a good event I had.

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Speaker 8: I had a great time. But I'm I'm just here to let you I'm here for decoration today.

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Speaker 4: That's what's up.

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Speaker 2: Clicked, That's all right.

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Speaker 4: We'll just just just just sit there and just smile. So you gotta do well.

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Speaker 2: Yesterday I was in Sandy hook Why you could sit there and just shut shut up?

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Speaker 4: And why.

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Speaker 2: Listen?

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Speaker 9: Roy tried to babe me, by the way with this text message.

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Speaker 2: I saw what happened to Alex Jones. Love and respect, prayers for everyone involved. I was my friend was getting married. We're in the group chat like he's from Brooklyn, he's from Midwood. Why are we driving two hours into Connecticut for you to get fucking married? We were saying, it's in the group chat that he was in on his wedding while he was taking wedding hoook choice. Getting out of the city on a Sunday is bad, as is why the fuck am I driving this far into Connecticut? So you know, I don't even look at the GPS outside of arrival time. I didn't know the town. So I get off the highway and I'm driving trying to get my shit together because it's like five minutes out, and I go by Sandy Hook Fire Department. Then I go by Sandy Hook Elementary Memorial and I said, I can't be in this Sandy Hook. Stop the car. Open my phone because the GPS in the car was zoomed in, and I was like, Oh, I'm where all the kids got killed. I'm like in this entire area. Yeah, next door was the wedding. I could see the elementary school. Oh my god, they got a good deal. Somebody from there, like white from there? Is he from there?

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Speaker 5: No?

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Speaker 2: I'd imagine that's why we were in the group chat, Like granted, beautiful fucking wedding. The venue was great outside of like the eerie school shooting. Nice venue, but.

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Speaker 9: Why yeah, Newton, Connecticut's beautiful. I think to Demarris's point, they probably got a really good deal because like that whole area is now cursed, like no one wants to do anything over there, so I would imagine like property, lake homes or whatever's over there, it's probably relatively cheap.

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Speaker 2: I laughed to myself, passing those signs, like thinking I just am sick and have dark humor, and then pulled up and was like, oh, I'm here, I'm actually in the place.

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Speaker 4: Yea.

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Speaker 2: Then I pulled to the side. I parked my car in the shade because you know, I'm white, because I'm old and I sweat. I didn't put my suit on while I was driving. Yeah, I changed in the parking lot, so I have just pants on, no shirt, and someone parks next to me and goes Rory loved the content. No fucking swear on everything. I'm shirtless, no shirt on the trunk. Dad Bob right here like yeah, also trying to take in the children were murdered five feet from here.

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Speaker 9: Yo.

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Speaker 2: Love the content.

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Speaker 7: Yeah, how did just start laughing, you're gonna laugh.

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Speaker 2: I don't think any pod fan has seen my nipples. Like I felt really vulnerable.

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Speaker 4: That's a vulnerable time makes you feel vulnerable.

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Speaker 2: And then my response was, are you here for TJ's weddings? He said, no, who is who gets married in Sandy Hook?

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Speaker 9: Yeah, that's that's a dark, dark area.

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Speaker 2: Well it was.

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Speaker 9: It was beautiful.

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Speaker 2: It's beautiful surrounded by melanated queens. Yes, I haven't seen a long time. Those are all old friends. Everyone thought I was with the bride.

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Speaker 4: But naturally, I mean looking at the pictures, you know, I.

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Speaker 2: Sat on the Jamaican side, and they're like, oh no, if I had both sides over, I know the Jamaicans.

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Speaker 9: But it was fun.

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Speaker 2: It was a really really nice wedding. Congrats to them, but yeah, just it was a very dark area.

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Speaker 4: Yeah.

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Speaker 3: I don't know about going to Sandy Hook for a wedding. That's kind of like, what are we doing here? But as long as the wedding was beautiful and you know, the couple was happy and shout out to t JJJ and.

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Speaker 4: Shout out to them.

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Speaker 2: But yeah, I don't even think they realized because I was the only one like bringing up to other people like, yeah, I realize we're right next door to that ship. You kept saying it all night. They're like, yeah, we know where.

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Speaker 9: Then we are yes ruining the night in a way out right before the toast, and.

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Speaker 2: This is where I got even some of the champagne for the kids. All in silence.

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Speaker 4: He goes right across the street.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, so my man Roger I have not seen since maybe twenty ten. He went to the army and he was at the wedding. He lives in Colorado now, and he's like, yeah, no, I'm moving to Texas because I'm a gun specialist and all that. So, oh, I mean you should just move here. Didn't go over no bad depth. Definitely bombed with that shoe that bad time.

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Speaker 9: Moving in Texas. Could have said you've all day.

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Speaker 2: At the time, it's it seemed like a great Joe, look at.

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Speaker 9: Look how fuck up this country is. From Colorado, Uh, Columbine, He's moving to Texas, you've all day and you guys in Connecticut saying it's just like every fucking we're in this country just people just getting shot for no reason. Anyway.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, lives in Colorado Springs, which is isn't a h what's it? Aura? Whatever?

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Speaker 9: The aurora?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, like right now the door?

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Speaker 9: Yeah, yeah, good times?

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Speaker 2: Is that that's where the gun sped?

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Speaker 9: Let's live?

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Speaker 4: I think so sick?

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Speaker 5: What you do?

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Speaker 6: Mom?

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Speaker 4: You had a good week the matriage?

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Speaker 2: First of all, what's up? First of all, don't ask you? You saw your family, You don't don't ask me what I did? In your eyes, it's closed the marriage, like some dope, what you do this week? What?

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Speaker 3: Just shut the funk up the marriage. Don't ask ship, don't say ship. We know you hungover, you got a stomach full of nineteen burgers, like I. You're gonna take a fucking animal when you leave here and go home and ship all that ship out.

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Speaker 2: The night I released that ship. You don't have to say it's not going to be good. It's gonna be running regardless. Yeah, just just relax. We just you got water. You got some water over there, just to sip some water, and we got this from here, all right? But do what you did? Yeah, what I didn't do sh it this weekend? Of course I didn't.

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Speaker 4: I ain't do ship.

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Speaker 2: I was supposed to see hang out with my mom, but of course it was it was too late, and I.

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Speaker 4: Was in the house.

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Speaker 3: I was like, man, I ain't going outside. So I had to curve mom. But I'll take out this week though she's still in town. So I think out this week.

00:22:01
Speaker 9: That was it. I ain't do ship life is born, man, Speaking of mom. Today is my mom's sixty sixth birthday, Happy birthday birthday, So shout out John doing for my Her and my dad are doing little know what they're doing they Hudson.

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Speaker 4: You know they're doing hot to remote.

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Speaker 2: I saw the way I saw the way they were still looking at each other's eyes in that green room. They fucking fucking yeah.

00:22:25
Speaker 3: I got to see your dad. I got I got some, I got some, I got some good smoke. I gotta see your dad.

00:22:29
Speaker 2: They have a beautiful relationship. I could tell they still not only love each other, like each other.

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Speaker 9: Having a very cute day together downstay in Hudson. Yeah, it's becoming I guess a little Brooklyn is what they're referring to it as not my parents. That's what people are saying. Who are the people people of New York. It's just like all the people people of New York.

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Speaker 2: Your brother fed you that line. The people of New York are saying the good people of New York, like, the good people of New York. What it's the new Brooklyn. No, it's not, absolutely not.

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Speaker 9: I don't know. I've heard good things. But they're having a key day together.

00:23:04
Speaker 2: I don't fucking know. Yeah, sixty six is pretty darpe. Happy birthday to your mom. Man, sixty six years old? Blessing you ever think about because you have so many siblings that, like you were in the crib when they were conceiving the other ones.

00:23:18
Speaker 9: I was the last one, so oh yeah, yeah, I got I didn't know if he was the youngest.

00:23:26
Speaker 4: Or your dad black Magic? Yeah, black Magic, it's black Magic's boy right there.

00:23:32
Speaker 2: Listen, I want it down tonight, all right, speaking, Do you think that happened in your house? You're not the youngest. You think you was like there that night when like he left it in Now my kids, yo, your.

00:23:48
Speaker 7: Dad leaving My parents were very much grandma house.

00:23:51
Speaker 9: I was oh yeah, oh yeah, that's a good move.

00:23:54
Speaker 4: That means they trying to all over the house, they trying to get it on.

00:23:57
Speaker 9: You ever walk in on your parents?

00:23:58
Speaker 4: I have thank god.

00:23:59
Speaker 9: No, oh, I amn't.

00:24:01
Speaker 2: I'm at the edge of my seat. Tell us what happened?

00:24:03
Speaker 9: No respectfully to them, but you were slipping on seamen. When I was a kid, what what do you think was going on?

00:24:09
Speaker 2: A Rocky Rocks reference?

00:24:12
Speaker 7: What you think he is a couch, a lazy boy or a real nigga?

00:24:15
Speaker 2: What position they was in?

00:24:17
Speaker 11: Yo?

00:24:17
Speaker 2: Asking if somebody what position you caught their parents? What? I'm asking?

00:24:22
Speaker 9: How old were do you remember?

00:24:24
Speaker 2: I was like seven? I was young?

00:24:25
Speaker 9: Oh so you have like some memory, like I'm not visiting if you're like four, you don't know what's going on seven, Like I don't know four.

00:24:32
Speaker 2: You just think dad's beating mom. You know up, my mom's ugging her. He's hugging real hard.

00:24:41
Speaker 9: You my mommy.

00:24:44
Speaker 2: They're connected, like like walking into your parents fucking is crazy. Yeah, I'm happy that my dad cheated and left. I never had that experience, So glad I never had to witness that. Jesus Christ, Mom, he did the honorable thing for me. Yeah, just leave and just left so I didn't have to catch them fucking like a true American?

00:25:07
Speaker 9: Did you Speaking of love, did you see did you guys catch this video of James Harden and his girlfriend?

00:25:12
Speaker 2: I believe this was very jhon Ron James Harden has a girlfriend, which.

00:25:15
Speaker 9: Is that was the thing I learned from this video.

00:25:17
Speaker 2: Yeah, why James can't have a girlfriend. But if he's changed his life, all right, he's not out.

00:25:22
Speaker 9: There, you know, maybe he's like, yo, listen, he isn't in Houston anymore.

00:25:25
Speaker 2: So he's in La Stop James, where he's from. He's from California. He's home. Like you think that's gonna stop?

00:25:32
Speaker 9: Is videoing out? His girl could not have been further in the back, but she got the bouquet. His girlfriend's white. Now she looks like okay, but great reaction.

00:25:50
Speaker 4: Yeah, I think that's every man's reaction if your girlfriend catches the bouquet.

00:25:53
Speaker 2: All I think he's realizing he has a girlfriend for the first time for real, Like, who is this girl?

00:25:59
Speaker 3: Like, oh, she's with me, she's my plus one tonight. Oh I forgot we drove together. Shout out to Rondo do getting married and James.

00:26:07
Speaker 2: It looks like his beautiful black wife. She's gorgeous. It looks like she just didn't look that complexion in that video.

00:26:13
Speaker 9: My row.

00:26:13
Speaker 2: She No, she's very beautiful.

00:26:15
Speaker 9: That's so funny.

00:26:17
Speaker 2: Yeah, man, well, James, you gotta gotta do, can't fuck tradition up. Now, there's three things that would really surprise me. You saying that James Harden has a girlfriend. The first time I watched Love and Hip Hop and Emily came on the screen and said, I've been dating Fabulous for ten years, and I said fab as a girlfriend for ten years. And then if Maul ever did that, it's those three. If I should have had a girlfriend, yeah, you, James and fab would blow my mind. I would look at nasty company, you know, like some James and fast.

00:26:45
Speaker 9: If mal did say that, though for some reason, it wouldn't be surprised because I feel like we don't know so much about Mall.

00:26:51
Speaker 2: He might have a a enigma, a family. God, damn I got kids.

00:26:56
Speaker 8: Yeah, oh, it's definitely. There's a fan theory that you have a hidden like you have a baby that hiding away. That's why you never do anything on the weekends because you be with your baby.

00:27:04
Speaker 4: Niggas think that I would have a kid and nobody would know like that.

00:27:07
Speaker 2: That's how I know.

00:27:07
Speaker 9: People just don't know me, like we don't. They don't know.

00:27:11
Speaker 8: I can't see you posting your kid, though you might post his little feet or his little chain. But I don't think you would post.

00:27:15
Speaker 4: I mean, yeah, I will post.

00:27:16
Speaker 9: You post your kids, like how Future posts his kids.

00:27:19
Speaker 4: I don't know how Future.

00:27:20
Speaker 2: I don't know. I can't I can't laugh if I gotta get up in.

00:27:23
Speaker 9: Front of just puts like a rolex on like a three year old, and he's like, yeah, definitely not doing my son. But Icy never chows his face.

00:27:30
Speaker 2: People would know I have kids. I would never hide kids like that's crazy. Yeah, that's creepy. I'd be crazy to do that.

00:27:36
Speaker 9: Yeah.

00:27:37
Speaker 10: Could you imagine wild crazy kid seven months hide your kid?

00:27:42
Speaker 2: That's wild wife, your kids, wind your wife, your kids. Shout out to me and Rake.

00:27:49
Speaker 10: That's your company, that is that's mom's that's the company. If you think about it, your crew hides kids. Me and Drake just.

00:27:56
Speaker 3: Children for good good cause we let you know. Yeah, I knew you know what I mean, I was on I knew what was going on, but the world didn't know.

00:28:06
Speaker 2: I've said it before. That was still the funniest moments in pod fan history to me, when I just be walking around with Tomorrow before anyone knew I love you got a kid, Like I'm just pushing around the girl that just like identical to me with red hair.

00:28:22
Speaker 9: No, I don't have a crazy Yeah, I don't want to spend too much time on drake. But he wasn't full dad mode this week, and he pulled up to a Donniss soccer game at his dad pants on. Yeah I love those pants, of course you do. They're really nice. The lank on that belts a little crazy?

00:28:39
Speaker 4: All right?

00:28:40
Speaker 2: Who these are professional photos? Like he brought the photographer.

00:28:46
Speaker 4: Why wouldn't he.

00:28:49
Speaker 9: R you know, that's a good PR moment.

00:28:52
Speaker 3: If you were you wouldn't If you were a celebrity's biggest drake, you wouldn't have.

00:28:58
Speaker 2: I I have photographers that Yomi has taken every family photo ever. There you go. But but I don't post the photos of just me. Well that was the one that actually the ones that like like she did a whole shoot for us for our Halloween. Shit, I didn't post anything. It's not like I just posted me and the Ghostbusters outfit instead of the whole family.

00:29:21
Speaker 9: Well, they made it to his Instagram and he had a what people are calling a cryptic caption. He says, goals, don't worry about one ghats don't worry about one trick, Ponies, Maul, We're not going to do the trick.

00:29:39
Speaker 2: I'm also talking to I think it's amazing that he has a professional photographer at his kids games. I'm sure they're there all the time, not just this time.

00:29:47
Speaker 4: He just posted this.

00:29:48
Speaker 2: It's just it's just kind of funny that, like you just posted the photos of you.

00:29:54
Speaker 9: I should have led with this one. This was this is the lead one.

00:29:59
Speaker 2: I mean, that fit is hard. I don't blame him soccer dad, all right, what happens if.

00:30:06
Speaker 9: Soccer dad?

00:30:07
Speaker 2: What happens if Donna's pushes your kid over at the soccer game and you got to fight with his dad and Donna's pushes your kid over, Because that's usually how it goes, when the kids starts pushing each other, the dad start fighting.

00:30:22
Speaker 9: That sport.

00:30:23
Speaker 4: You'd like to see that.

00:30:25
Speaker 2: I think it's unfair if you show up with security to those soccer games, because if we have to fight, I'm not fighting your security to this. We're in civilian waters. There's a kid's sporting events. Bring your security.

00:30:36
Speaker 9: This gentleman in the back looks like he knows.

00:30:40
Speaker 4: About of things.

00:30:41
Speaker 9: The prenzel.

00:30:43
Speaker 2: It Drake has the security that you won't even know that you're dead. Like they'll just push something in the back of your neck and.

00:30:50
Speaker 3: You're like, yeah, your brain is still like computing what's going on, but your limbs don't move.

00:30:54
Speaker 2: Like there'll be no marks on you. You'll literally just pass out.

00:30:57
Speaker 4: What type of security you need?

00:30:59
Speaker 2: I need to me that's an unfair father advantage at sporting events. I can't fight you when you got the Navy series.

00:31:05
Speaker 3: Fighting as stupid though, I've never understood that parents fighting at their kids game.

00:31:08
Speaker 4: That's so fucking ignorant, Like, what are we fighting for?

00:31:12
Speaker 2: Because your kids just pushed my kid? Yeah, that's that's part of the game. Yeah, but no, they went too far. Now somebody has to get knocked out. And I can't knock your kid out. You got to get knocked out.

00:31:21
Speaker 4: Your kid is soften. My kid out there competing, playing hard.

00:31:25
Speaker 2: And I'm gonna show you that this family is not soft.

00:31:28
Speaker 3: But your kid out there crying because they got fouled, Like, how are you raising that fucking butter cup at home?

00:31:34
Speaker 4: That cupcake he's playing basketball. He crying because he got fouled.

00:31:38
Speaker 2: I think it's funnier when the mom's fight, which happens more often. Yeah, they start yelling at each other. That happened that so many but that's because most of the time the mothers don't like each other already.

00:31:47
Speaker 3: They kind of have a little, you know, a little caddy shit going on, see each other on the weekends and role eyes at each other and shit like that, and you know that sh it is father's we.

00:31:56
Speaker 2: We're just here.

00:31:57
Speaker 3: He's not that good and we're just looking at our son run up and down, like know, if he's gonna he's gonna make it.

00:32:01
Speaker 2: But I am worried about, like my anger with those parents that are just a little too like loud at sporting events. Mm hm, like you, and you've being a little too encouraging right now, like relax from the opposing team of you. You really going too far right now?

00:32:18
Speaker 4: Are you gonna let him a play sports?

00:32:20
Speaker 2: Of course, he has no choice.

00:32:23
Speaker 9: What sport If you could choose, what support would you like her to if she you could pick a sport for he to be good at, go to college whatever, uh gol for tennis, good picks.

00:32:34
Speaker 2: She's not gonna get like hurt for real. And there's so much money in it. Mm hmm, yeah, that would be my first two picks. But no, she she'll do soccer, should do everything, and she can pick what she likes.

00:32:45
Speaker 3: But it's funny because we grew up the park, Like on my block it had a tennis court there, but that court was used for everything but tennis. Yeah, I'm like, yo, who told him to put a tennis court in the middle of the hood. Like nobody playing tennis?

00:33:00
Speaker 9: What push you said, we got the tennis balls for the wrong sport.

00:33:03
Speaker 4: Yeah, like nobody's playing this ship.

00:33:05
Speaker 2: Yeah, but I mean if you luck out look at the Williams sisters, like that shit was in a crip neighborhood. Oh no, but their father, Yeah that was not luck. The dad was intot. No, I'm saying the luck of putting a tennis court in the hood just in case, like nine times out of ten it's not going to be used. But yeah, I feel like after the Williams sister those got used.

00:33:29
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, I mean they grew the sport for sure, absolutely, without a doubt. But in the Bronx that.

00:33:35
Speaker 2: Shit was used for many other things, some things I can't talk I can't talk about, but it was used in space. I was volume back and forth.

00:33:44
Speaker 1: Yeah, but was it?

00:33:45
Speaker 2: It wasn't no tennis rackets out there. It was fifteen love it definitely. But yeah, any any parents, if you're listening now and our kids end up being the same sporting event, watch your fucking mouth because I'll take it personally.

00:33:56
Speaker 5: I like that.

00:33:57
Speaker 9: Damn. What if what if the parents on the opposing side is Chris Brown and he can do ship like this, and then what are you gonna do.

00:34:05
Speaker 2: The spinning crane kick? Like?

00:34:08
Speaker 9: What if he What if you say, hey, your kid knock over my kid and then he just does this in front of you.

00:34:13
Speaker 2: I mean, and both me and Amara took two l's. Chris Brown's kid Beatamara, and then I got my ass who Yo, man, I still can't believe you. I said, we never said that. What Julian, don't play with don't play When I saw this this weekend, I put in the group chat. This is why I'm terrified to go to the highlight room because I don't ever want to run into Chris Brown. But why he did a spinning crane kick without a running start?

00:34:44
Speaker 9: Look at this?

00:34:46
Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean, what do you think I stand a chance in any why? But why are you making it seem like this's gonna be an altercation with you and Chris Brow though, because he's pou so it's always on site.

00:35:00
Speaker 4: Man, he ain't thinking about you, man.

00:35:03
Speaker 2: That's what you say. But what happens if he's in a bad mood and we run into each other and he's just like yo, I remember, and all of a sudden, I'm spinning off the top of my head. He gonna crane kick the eyebrows off your foreard.

00:35:16
Speaker 4: I don't know. I don't know what to tell you.

00:35:17
Speaker 2: Man, you would let him do that to me?

00:35:20
Speaker 4: I mean, I would probably have no choice. Any nigga that does that, he.

00:35:28
Speaker 2: Knows that's not human. What the he's a singer, Jesus, no running start?

00:35:34
Speaker 3: Yeah wow, look at that leg kick your motherfucking eyelashes off your face.

00:35:43
Speaker 2: He doesn't have security, right, I think he's good. He is his security. Can't do that.

00:35:49
Speaker 12: When you can do that, you want need security? Does he not get dizzy? He spins a lot dizzy. He's always spinning. Why would anyone be for Chris Brown that much coke? And he says to me, you spin a bunch. I don't know, like I get it.

00:36:02
Speaker 2: If you want to beef with somebody that has guns because you could get a gun too. Why would you ever beef with an athlete like that? You're going to die?

00:36:10
Speaker 3: In fact, Chris Brown, he's in town this week. The show is here this week and I got sleep coach, So yeah, I think he's here this week.

00:36:19
Speaker 2: Is who's opening up on? Is made it opening up for him?

00:36:22
Speaker 5: Uh?

00:36:23
Speaker 9: Yeah?

00:36:23
Speaker 2: She was definitely doing some lugg of this tour.

00:36:27
Speaker 3: I would like to catch Chris Brown. I don't think I've ever seen a Chris Brown show. I've seen Chris Brown perform. I think maybe Summer Summer.

00:36:34
Speaker 2: He's the only time I saw him live, which was a great performance. Yeah, that ship, But I've never seen Chris like like his his own, his own show. What Summer Jam was that twenty fourteen sounds about right? Yo? That ship. They should have never booked Chris Brown for Summer Jam because it made everyone else's set look awful. It was like, Yo, this is bullshit. Everyone after him? All right, Cool, you're holding a mic? Yeah, rapping?

00:36:58
Speaker 3: He's Chris Brown is the epitome of a superstar. But I do want to see a show. He's in Brooklyn at the Barclays this week.

00:37:06
Speaker 9: He's got two shows Sunday and then the next Monday.

00:37:10
Speaker 2: He's right across you from Theamarison and Newark on Wednesday. If I get Amara to sleep by Sunday, like you and I can go, we can go, say with stuff to Breezy. Yeah, we just squashed the whole Yeah, they got metal detectors at Barclay Still, I would hope. So, no, I need a gun. I would bring it.

00:37:32
Speaker 9: Also.

00:37:33
Speaker 3: Shout out to Nick Grant. Nick Grant has his first show in New York City tonight. If you're listening to this, he's performing at uh at Pianos.

00:37:40
Speaker 2: Oh doubly. Yeah, so he has his first show. He's excited about that, so it should be a good show.

00:37:45
Speaker 4: Shout out to Nick grand.

00:37:46
Speaker 9: Wait pianos Pianos, Like, yeah, are you going?

00:37:49
Speaker 2: Yeah?

00:37:51
Speaker 4: Absolutely all right, I'll go.

00:37:54
Speaker 2: He said, he's going. If you want to go, take us on sale now? No, no, no, there is that a ticketed thing.

00:38:03
Speaker 9: I don't think so I was gonna say, I don't even think they. I don't think that's how they do their.

00:38:07
Speaker 2: Are you guys filming the whole thing?

00:38:09
Speaker 9: Yeah?

00:38:09
Speaker 2: Okay, yeah, filming everything so it'll be footage out on Knick's YouTube and on his social and ship like that. But looking forward to it. It's gonna be a good show. Are you gonna open and do what?

00:38:21
Speaker 9: At like a tight ten some some good potting?

00:38:25
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm not doing it tight. You have a type five at least I'm not doing a tight tan. I know you're an eight, but you got a type five eight.

00:38:31
Speaker 4: Yeah, No, I'm not. I'm not doing anything. Noah, just going to enjoy it.

00:38:35
Speaker 9: Get what, huh it's June. I mean if there's a month to be gay?

00:38:42
Speaker 2: Is that what he said?

00:38:43
Speaker 9: Well he's said. I'm just supporting him.

00:38:45
Speaker 7: Okay, Yeah, My culture is not your costume.

00:38:48
Speaker 4: My coach is not Who said that? Who's the first person to say that?

00:38:52
Speaker 2: Probably White? That sounds like a new slogan. That sound like a new slogan. Christopher Columbus I think said that My coach is not your castle? Who said that? Like, who was the first person to say that? Where you got that from? A wise man?

00:39:03
Speaker 4: A wise man?

00:39:04
Speaker 3: He was probably burgers and bottles with you? Damaris was fall of all that bullshit. My coach is not your costume? Like, I know that's right.

00:39:16
Speaker 2: It's funny you can say that to me, and it's okay and right, but you can't say that to a trans person.

00:39:22
Speaker 9: Mmm. I saw what you did there.

00:39:25
Speaker 2: Oh, so Compton College. He's an eight, but you ate what.

00:39:33
Speaker 4: Damarus what I actually do at the top of the show, sit back.

00:39:38
Speaker 7: Get his corny ship off. I can't get mine off your show.

00:39:43
Speaker 9: Just I got you.

00:39:44
Speaker 4: I'm gonna let you rest today.

00:39:45
Speaker 9: It's so good. Royce Common was in corny.

00:39:47
Speaker 2: It was it was the truth. We're just not allowed to say that. But listen, happy, June Happy. I'm speaking up for women, That's what I'm doing. So yeah, Compton College, this is cool.

00:40:05
Speaker 9: This is cool of Kendrick. Are you are you saying this is uh what'd you say? You said this is opportunistic? No, all right, you said earlier.

00:40:13
Speaker 2: But I take back what I said. I was posing a question and I was the way it came off it sound like I was saying this fact. I don't actually believe that Kendrick is cloud chasing for his show in Compton on Juneteenth. It was a question to the room and I said it as a fact. I take back everything I said. I'm sorry, djhad I apologize. Pumps everyone, cool man love y'all.

00:40:36
Speaker 9: They're on your asks, both of you. Why I Oh No. Punch tweeted something over the weekend that I thought was hilarious.

00:40:44
Speaker 2: I have had conversations with Punch regarding male he.

00:40:48
Speaker 9: With He said over the weekend it was a joke. Yeah, it's funny, but I just liked it it.

00:40:53
Speaker 2: It won't go away, Maul casually saying he might go to Kendricks Juneteenth show. It's comedy, said it with a straight face, like TD, it's not gonna ban. Yeah, the homies not gonna ban from the building. I think homies might be more racist. Punch replied, Nah, i'm all might try to tackle Dot on stage. I could see it. I can see you getting frustrated.

00:41:17
Speaker 9: Do that crane cake that Chris did.

00:41:19
Speaker 4: I don't know why people just, you know, the internet niggas just say whatever.

00:41:22
Speaker 1: Man.

00:41:22
Speaker 4: I would never It's not that serious to me, but I do.

00:41:26
Speaker 3: I am thinking about going on seriously, only because I like the Mister Morale show so much.

00:41:32
Speaker 4: Mm hmm, yeah, why not.

00:41:37
Speaker 2: Doubling down on this?

00:41:38
Speaker 9: Huh yeah?

00:41:39
Speaker 4: Put them to the June Team show.

00:41:41
Speaker 3: Okay, all right, So this past weekend I did want to go see Bad Boys the new Bad Boys Ride or Die? Uh bad Boys for? To put all these names to it's just Bad Boys for And obviously it's a movie that we all know and the whole trilogy now part four? Will who you bringing to see the movie?

00:42:06
Speaker 4: No, someone to tell you. I wanted to go see it.

00:42:10
Speaker 3: So the person I was going with I told, I said, check the theater. Let's see if we can get tickets to the last show. Because I forgot this was even playing. I said, oh shit, Bad Boys is out. I want I wanted to go see Kingdom of the Planet of Apes. That's the movie that I was thinking about until I realized Bad Boys was out. Gotta go see part four. Seen know the other three. But the fucking you know where you checked it? That when you pick the seats where you want to see that I never realized some people really don't like when you just look at the chart. It can confuse you. When you see the two like I guess figures like humans. That seat means it's taking Yeah. So they was like, oh, it's mad seats available. Like I'm like, oh, so we can just pull up to the theater and just shit anyway.

00:42:56
Speaker 9: I bet.

00:42:59
Speaker 2: No.

00:42:59
Speaker 3: Those seats were all taken. I'm like, wait, let me see. I look at the chart. I'm like, there's only three seats left in this theater and they're all like one over here, one over here, one. I'm like, we can't. Where are we gonna? Women are so bad at playing dates, like where we go?

00:43:13
Speaker 2: Why? Why couldn't she handle that for you and realize that entire thing? No, but it once when you put something in a women's hands. It's just but it was more, but I get it. It was a I think this was Saturday, so it was like a random like catch a movie. Ain't really shit going on? Bad boys, I old ship definitely want to see that. I'm talking on the way to the theater, and then had to like just turn around, like all right, so let's just go get some fucking food. And I mean you still you still end up beaten or what? No, this wasn't a beaten situation. Okay, No, it wasn't.

00:43:45
Speaker 9: Because you were mad that she fucked up the seats. Otherwise you would have been.

00:43:50
Speaker 2: This was away from it.

00:43:52
Speaker 9: It was to be in the theater.

00:43:54
Speaker 2: No, you have to be taken out. This wasn't that type of situation.

00:43:57
Speaker 4: This was literally hanging out and random old ship Bad Boys is out.

00:44:01
Speaker 2: This dick ain't free. I understand, Yeah, definitely not. But no, it wasn't a situation. Is it just me?

00:44:08
Speaker 4: You know what I'm saying. But yeah, I do want to see Bad Boys. But Will Smith, you're.

00:44:14
Speaker 2: Gonna give her another chance?

00:44:15
Speaker 9: He did.

00:44:17
Speaker 2: Your date, the bad girl one that ruined the entire situation because you because you keep trying to say it was a date, It's not a date, Okay, Will Smith help you out, Will Smith. Will Smith got to see Yeah, all right, great, all right, so Bad Boys.

00:44:31
Speaker 3: Will did some dope ship. He went to a theater and watched the movie with everybody in the theater. I don't know how you can be in the theater and not notice that Will Smith is sitting in the theater like.

00:44:40
Speaker 9: When you brought him in for like the last five minutes.

00:44:42
Speaker 2: Vincent Chase did it with property.

00:44:44
Speaker 3: Yeah, would you want to watch a movie that you you've done with like actual moviegoers like and get and like hear their reaction like you're watching it and so I yo, this ship trash?

00:44:57
Speaker 2: Like what you what you're gonna do? Mid like movie like you're gonna be like, yo, watch your fucking mouth.

00:45:02
Speaker 3: Or I mean he tried that before. Well that was you know, that was a whole different scenario. Wasn't his movie, it was his wife.

00:45:10
Speaker 2: But yeah, the closest thing I could have a comparison to that is like when you're playing people your music and they're just sitting there like, oh, it's dope, and you know they don't like it. So no, I would never sit in a theater to watch myself and people react to it. But see, my pride couldn't deal with.

00:45:26
Speaker 8: It because they know that, like they know that they can't really react because you're right there, Like imagine like you're not there to listen, like they don't know that you're listening to them.

00:45:35
Speaker 3: You're like if you play your album in a room and people don't know that you can like hear and see what's going on in the room, and you got that reaction like a real like yo, this shit trash who wrote this? That's how you You got to do it like that, they can't know you're in the room. You can't play somebody something and expect them to give you an honest opinion unless this is one those people that you know, no matter what's.

00:46:01
Speaker 2: Going to tell you like, yo, this shit is dope, or like now this shit is trash. People don't tell you to your face immediately if something is good. Friends do, but me being that there will smith No, I would just sit there and react like it was amazing.

00:46:16
Speaker 9: That reminds you of like when Kim Jong un faked his own death just to see how people would react, just to see if they were like fucking with them or not. I thought at doing that before I thought faking my own death.

00:46:26
Speaker 4: You definitely thought it, like how many people gonna cry at your funeral?

00:46:29
Speaker 7: That's never regularly think about my funeral.

00:46:32
Speaker 4: That's some narcissistic shit right there.

00:46:34
Speaker 8: No, not how many people are gonna cry, But I regularly think about like like dying wait.

00:46:40
Speaker 9: Excuse me, like the funeral or just death because in the funeral they go hand in hand out there. I've never I think everyone thinks about death, and I've never thought about like who's going to be my pall bearer? Like I'm not.

00:46:52
Speaker 2: Oh, I have all that ship planning out.

00:46:54
Speaker 8: Me and my sister's funny enough they're in town visiting, uh because they went to Burgs and the Bottles with me. We were just all playing like our funerals like sitting next to each other.

00:47:02
Speaker 2: But who's gonna are you able to follow up to make sure that they went through with everything that you wished. I told you I don't wanting bitches, y'all have called me sick. We have this discussion. I don't want a funeral. So no, no, get back to damaras and sisters planning their funerals together.

00:47:18
Speaker 9: What is that?

00:47:19
Speaker 11: That's what they did because they got to know. Like after that's like where you go, we're gonna die and to die your blood pressure, your pat like, how are you sitting here with your sisters planning your funeral?

00:47:36
Speaker 8: Because we wanted to know each other's wishes like people usually write that out.

00:47:41
Speaker 7: I want them to know.

00:47:42
Speaker 2: Yo, bury me in this.

00:47:43
Speaker 8: Don't have my mom put this ship on me. Like like for example, I told my sister she's a hairdresser. I said, hey, I want you to do my hair. She said, dog, I'm not doing that.

00:47:52
Speaker 9: I'm like, all right, yeah, don't make her.

00:47:55
Speaker 7: But that's what happens. Somebody got to do my hair. Y'all know about to have me in the.

00:47:57
Speaker 2: Casket fucked up?

00:47:58
Speaker 9: Like no, But like the funeral services they provide the you don't have your mom do your makeup like your dead, Like that's fucked up.

00:48:07
Speaker 8: But they be fucking people up at That's what I'm saying. You've ever been to a funeral, you like, damn, she don't look at herself. That ain't gonna be me.

00:48:13
Speaker 2: Because she's dead. Like every funeral they have, every open casket looks a little she's not flushed, she looks a little great horrible birthday make up here, cake face, not roch.

00:48:28
Speaker 8: But then I said, actually, no, don't have an open I don't want to open casket because bitch is not about to be like you know, I don't never want a bit to see me off my pivot like I want.

00:48:38
Speaker 2: To if you are going to be in another ye're not.

00:48:42
Speaker 8: Even going okay, but I have a reputation in history to maintain you're dead that it is like, I want to listen. I don't want to buy seeing me off my pivot for real. And I told her, don't let that want X come in there acting like shit was sweet, like, don't do that.

00:48:55
Speaker 2: Don't let them going through tress. She's dressed in her casket.

00:49:01
Speaker 9: Stress it.

00:49:03
Speaker 2: How you stressed out on your casket.

00:49:05
Speaker 4: The marriage.

00:49:06
Speaker 2: Don't let that nigga come in here. What he's coming to pay his respects? You don't want your ex worfriend that pays respect Oh he could.

00:49:11
Speaker 7: Pay his respects, But don't get up on the stage talking.

00:49:14
Speaker 3: Why not you got beautiful memories with you like that's what you're supposed to do. Your ex is not allowed to speak at your funeral.

00:49:22
Speaker 7: It's some excess that can't.

00:49:23
Speaker 8: And then if one exe the other ex, it might you know what I'm saying, She's just not gonna be right. Just don't let nobody get up there saying nothing about oh yeah, you know back in this year and the niggas looking like what you meaning this year I was with her?

00:49:34
Speaker 2: This shit just oh you don't want it, Okay, you don't want your ship to that's what the marriage shot the marriage show. Want her for your timeline to start overlapping while she letting a casket, your family gonna find out some shit about twitch. Now it makes sense. Now I understand why you don't want certain niggas talking. I get it now. If Demeris perishes before me, I'm gonna make sure her funerals are open mic. We're passing that ship around by same set up this whole ship. The casket right here, baby right here. Put Baby D right here, right here, in the same area. We'll put a mic next to it. Yeah, I'm not sitting next to her casket? Why not, Baby D? And you're gonna have to sit kind of in the casket if we arrange it the same way we talked.

00:50:25
Speaker 8: That's actually funny enough. Me and my sister talked about that. They were like, damn, like if you died, like you know, with the pod, Like, what would they do? Would like would they put like a picture frame like in your seat, Lauren.

00:50:35
Speaker 2: Hill, put you right there, put your bituary and here lies baby D.

00:50:42
Speaker 7: I was like, damn, the nigga's gonna be sad. Rory not gonna want pod.

00:50:45
Speaker 4: You got Rory twisted.

00:50:48
Speaker 2: This is what you have to realize in a morbid way, if any of us die, everyone's gonna keep potting. That's the fact show never.

00:50:56
Speaker 7: So if y'all die, we're not gonna keep potting.

00:50:59
Speaker 2: One mon, it's in the contract with lloy on with us if one of us dies, now I should just it keeps going and we'll be having a contract too. Is if something happens to me or Rory. His half of the company gets split in between y'all.

00:51:13
Speaker 9: That is not that is That's a lot. I know that's a lot.

00:51:18
Speaker 2: We'll talk all right, Well, kill one of us, see the good time.

00:51:23
Speaker 3: Ye split splity split twenty five. You have two quarterwards right there, But you.

00:51:27
Speaker 2: Have to continue to cash app his sister and mom like with some of that brain.

00:51:32
Speaker 9: That's it.

00:51:34
Speaker 2: But y'all get to bust that bag. Then look at y'all quiet, no demarage over there. She over there contemplating. Now kill quiet reason I'm about to kill one.

00:51:47
Speaker 7: Rory easy rock can get Roy easy ifout it.

00:51:49
Speaker 2: It's hard with mall Yeah, sleep around the mark, it's real easy.

00:51:55
Speaker 9: Yeah, yeah, it's Rory. Yeah.

00:51:58
Speaker 8: But you got a kid, So I don't know if I want want it to be you because you got a kid, mallin got nobody live for.

00:52:03
Speaker 9: Damn what the.

00:52:05
Speaker 2: Whole family that loves me and kids about God? Damn, I ain't got nobody to live for. Yeah, but they got other people to live for. Yeah, So christ like you kind of on your that island because I don't have a kid. Yes, damn, let me or a girl with the marriage in the idea is trying to kill me. We should rip up the contract.

00:52:21
Speaker 3: Yeah, we gotta change that. Change that's on the call the night, change that. But I do want to go see Bad Boys for her great thing? Ride or die?

00:52:30
Speaker 2: How do you want your funeral?

00:52:31
Speaker 5: How do?

00:52:32
Speaker 2: I don't know.

00:52:32
Speaker 4: I never thought about my funeral never.

00:52:35
Speaker 7: You want to be dressed like this or like we I'm not putting no suit on.

00:52:38
Speaker 9: You bro, you the suit? Nah, you gotta put a hat on. It would be like an upside down tombstone.

00:52:44
Speaker 2: Yeah, like my obituary picture up upside upside down. Your air brush shirt upside down. They still do those airbrush shirts. Yeah, I mean I do feel like if mal died, we finally need like his girlfriend.

00:52:59
Speaker 4: That's sick.

00:53:00
Speaker 2: You would have the most fun funeral. Yeah, it was.

00:53:02
Speaker 9: Oh my god, We've met so many people.

00:53:05
Speaker 8: I'm gonna sit there and I'm just Julie la la la la. Look, look, it's just crying the hardest.

00:53:10
Speaker 2: What what row am I in your funeral?

00:53:13
Speaker 9: That's the drake.

00:53:13
Speaker 2: Well, he got seventeen brothers. I know. That's why I'm wondering. Am I still am I still second row? Because of course I'm not first row yeah, in my second row, I'm standing room only. Yeah, he might have to put you in the back with the whites just for once in your life. I'm the only white you know. Yeah, but did you know the whites that worked there, you got to be back there with you and you would definitely go to Italian funeral home in the bronx. So, yeah, there'd be some whites.

00:53:40
Speaker 7: Y'all would be second roll at the second row at my funeral.

00:53:42
Speaker 2: What. Yeah, I'm first row at your funeral. Okay, I didn't know if you for how you first rode the marriage unal.

00:53:49
Speaker 9: That's some white.

00:53:51
Speaker 8: Yeah, that's why I'm not gonna lie. If the row is big, you definitely you definitely from how many? Yeah, that's what I'm saying. You're not sitting in front of the casket front row. You're more on the side of them.

00:54:00
Speaker 2: You guys know, I'm front row with your pops, your ex, and your sisters. Ten seats in the front road.

00:54:06
Speaker 1: Is there, Go.

00:54:08
Speaker 2: Animal, hold your ex's hands while he grieves, Help them through it.

00:54:12
Speaker 4: I know, I know, I know. Just stay strong.

00:54:17
Speaker 2: Strong.

00:54:17
Speaker 7: When the other nigga come and kissed me in the casket, grab his arm.

00:54:20
Speaker 4: Rop nigga kissing nigga kissing the casket is crazy.

00:54:24
Speaker 8: Kissing the weapons your ex oh, like you know they got a little four head kiss to the dead people.

00:54:32
Speaker 2: But like, all right, if my mom my mom did that to my cousin when I was fifteen and started crying she's so cold, and I was like, well she's dead, and yeah it was Listen, everyone grieves different that.

00:54:46
Speaker 9: I grieve different.

00:54:47
Speaker 2: She's dead, No ship, it was wrong time and I'm autistic. Just let me alone, you. I don't know what to do in funerals, Like I'm the most awkward person to sit down and shut up. I just like giggle.

00:54:56
Speaker 9: I don't do nothing like that too. I'm not good around death. That shit sucks.

00:55:03
Speaker 4: But you just can't sit down and just shut up.

00:55:05
Speaker 9: I just don't want to. It'd be better for everyone if I wasn't there, that's kind of help.

00:55:09
Speaker 2: Why would it be better for everyone?

00:55:11
Speaker 9: Because I'm not going to be able to just sit down and shut up. Like the whole ceremonial prospect of it, the fact that you just can't sit down, the whole ceremonial aspect of it is so contrived. I hate those things. They're so stupid a funeral, Yeah, like the we talked about, Like the business of funerals to me is really gross.

00:55:28
Speaker 4: I mean what the businesses.

00:55:29
Speaker 9: Yes, you're buying like a small car to bury it. Yeah, it's like ten grand, fifteen grand to just throw that shit in the ground. What else?

00:55:37
Speaker 1: Why?

00:55:37
Speaker 4: A lot of people just prefer being cremated.

00:55:39
Speaker 9: That's I'm more on that side. Urns are tight too, they're decorative.

00:55:43
Speaker 2: Yeah, I think I actually handled that great with my mom. Put in perspective, yeah, would y'all want some of my.

00:55:53
Speaker 4: What I want to see put?

00:55:54
Speaker 7: Yeah, like to put in one of your chains. Would you take some of my ashes and putting your chain?

00:55:58
Speaker 4: No, I would not take your ashes and put them in my chain.

00:56:02
Speaker 7: Why do you want one of them?

00:56:03
Speaker 3: Because just just I would just go and be in peach to Mari, I don't want to walk around with some of your ashes.

00:56:08
Speaker 4: I don't need that. I don't I don't need to hold onto that.

00:56:11
Speaker 2: Yeah, and then I would just place them, like in weird places just to funk with you. I would find like obscure locations to just place some of your ashes throughout the world. Not a good way though. It would be like in nasty places.

00:56:25
Speaker 9: Yeah, put some of me.

00:56:27
Speaker 7: Sprinkle me over in front of the last slap.

00:56:30
Speaker 2: Yo. That sprinkles some of me in front of the last slap, so drunk I can piss on it an hour later. No dirty? What's that orchard?

00:56:39
Speaker 9: Orchard?

00:56:41
Speaker 2: The rats would just eat it up. Yo, sprinkle some of me in front of the last slap. What listen, man, that is one of the craziest requests I've ever heard in my life. Put me in Baisley's bowl.

00:56:54
Speaker 4: Man.

00:56:56
Speaker 2: That's that is the whitest I ever heard. Right now, do you want your dog to eat you? Yeah?

00:57:03
Speaker 10: Yeah, I mean no, put it with the wet food. Oh god, for the microwave everything. If you weren't dead, I'm pretty sure you.

00:57:11
Speaker 9: Could go to jail for that.

00:57:13
Speaker 4: That's disgusting.

00:57:14
Speaker 2: That's for giving ashes to a dog.

00:57:16
Speaker 9: Feeding a dog human remains, yeah, yeah, probably.

00:57:21
Speaker 2: Do you know what dog food is?

00:57:23
Speaker 9: Not human remains?

00:57:24
Speaker 2: Yes, it is. Look at the ingredients it says human remains basically, Nah, no it doesn't. You gotta get the farmer dog. What kind of food you feed?

00:57:32
Speaker 9: Basically?

00:57:33
Speaker 2: Oh, mister the child, it's like four dollars a month. The dohmer chap. Ye'll have seen it. It's that the ship that's in the fridge is you have to heat up and put water in and like, really, it's not, it's not. I forgot the name of the brand, and I also don't want to plug them, so yeah, but yes, it's it's fancy ass food.

00:57:52
Speaker 10: She wouldn't know the difference of my ashes were in there. Well yeah, yeah, I was gonna say. He basically gets like real proper food. I opened that before the like, oh, Roy got like some factory meals.

00:58:06
Speaker 7: Oh my god, but I do want to see Bad Boys.

00:58:09
Speaker 2: Well, she just fucked up.

00:58:11
Speaker 9: It's all right, baby, Sorry, wait Bad Boys, I do before we close. Bad Boys opening global weekend one hundred five million.

00:58:19
Speaker 1: Uh.

00:58:19
Speaker 9: This is Will Smith's I believe eighth movie with over one hundred million global opening weekends, and he's one of a very short list of actors that it was canceled.

00:58:28
Speaker 7: So I think it says eighteenth.

00:58:30
Speaker 8: It's Martin's eight right, his eighteenth movie. Yeah, and I think it's Martin's eighth.

00:58:35
Speaker 9: Well, either way, they're fucking they're doing great.

00:58:37
Speaker 2: How would you guys tell your current partner that you were going to your ex's funeral show, I.

00:58:42
Speaker 10: Gotta go pick up some milk. You told that story in a suit. I'm asking the question, I'm going in the suit, go pick up some milk in the tuxt.

00:58:51
Speaker 3: Yeah, you just say, listen, man, my my ex girlfriend or my ice boyfriend passed. Obviously, what if she says, I'm going with you, come on?

00:58:58
Speaker 9: Okay, Nah, no, you don't need to be. But also, like, if I'm hearing that news she's dead, like she's not a threat.

00:59:06
Speaker 8: You should a martyr. A martyr could be a threat. The idea of someone dying can be a threat. Wait what what like once somebody dies, all the fucked up shit that they did, we don't think about that no more. Right, our brain's been too only uphold the angels. So now you're competing with an angel. You're competing with the perfect idea of this person that's in your partner's head. It matter to me, But I'm saying to people who it would matter to, I can understand you.

00:59:34
Speaker 2: Yes, said brain, if you're projecting that onto your partner, that now they're going to view them as I'm like, I'm trying to understand what she's saying.

00:59:40
Speaker 8: Like what I've had that happen before. I don't care, Like I don't care if they live, die, whatever. But I'm saying I can see how some martyring someone could be worse than them still being alive.

00:59:49
Speaker 9: But even with that, they're dead, So the threat of them being in a relationship with them again is non It doesn't it can't happen.

00:59:57
Speaker 8: No, But now they're just lingering like a little age Joe, like, Oh, Jessica would never do this.

01:00:04
Speaker 2: Jessica, she can't, she's her soul. She would never do this. What Jessica did?

01:00:09
Speaker 9: Do you man? Yeah?

01:00:11
Speaker 2: Like it ain't Is it like talking? All right? If your girl said to you today, I'm going to my exes funeral, how would you feel? For real?

01:00:18
Speaker 9: What if you knew the acts?

01:00:20
Speaker 2: If I knew him, like he's dead.

01:00:23
Speaker 8: Y'all asking the wrong ship. It's not about the funeral. What I'm saying, how did they react when they heard the news?

01:00:30
Speaker 9: But how did they die? Fuck?

01:00:32
Speaker 7: How they die?

01:00:33
Speaker 8: How did they react when they heard the news? Because this is a couple of exes, I'm gonna drop down.

01:00:38
Speaker 2: To my knees like fucking and then and then I would sit there like Casey, I still liked him, no.

01:00:44
Speaker 4: Se I'm not opposite.

01:00:45
Speaker 2: I was still laughing. That's what that nigga dead bitch?

01:00:47
Speaker 6: How do you think he died? Yeah, that's why I ain't text you's dead? Crazy smoking on that X pack to night. You gotta get real ignorant with your chickens. She crying like that old nigga.

01:00:59
Speaker 3: Oh no's why I'm about to get ignorant in here. I'm rolling up weed right in front of you. Yo, you want to smoke some of this X pac And they said natural causes?

01:01:07
Speaker 2: Huh, what smoke this X men?

01:01:11
Speaker 3: That's wild only if my girl's like really going crazy crying over some niggad Like, come on, we ain't doing that.

01:01:16
Speaker 7: How you like, what if she loved him? What if they was together for a long time?

01:01:20
Speaker 3: That's cool, But you mean about to be in here crying and screaming while the game is on, after you got that news, take that ship outside somewhere while the.

01:01:28
Speaker 8: Game is I think I would like if I was in a relationship and my favorite X dye, I would probably like walk out the room to Really, I wouldn't want you to see me break down like that.

01:01:38
Speaker 2: As a reformed liar in relationships, I think this is a lie you should just keep to yourself, like I don't. I don't want to know if my girl is grieving over her X dying, And I would never tell her if I'm grieving over Yeah, but that's not like certain certain things you should just keep your He suddenly got really really fucking sad and was like wiping tears every once in a while, like you're gonna figure out what the.

01:01:59
Speaker 9: Fucking wrong You're not just be like and you can't just ignore that she tripped on her period.

01:02:06
Speaker 2: To yourself, and then if she's grieving too hard, you can't even have sex, Like yeah, if I can't direct, I can't fuck my girl because she's grieving over her ex dying, I'm gonna be.

01:02:15
Speaker 4: Mad, That's what I'm saying. That's some ship to get mad over.

01:02:18
Speaker 9: I feel like that happens often, so you wouldn't comfortable.

01:02:21
Speaker 2: Wait, how often did she She's with a nigga for eight years?

01:02:26
Speaker 3: Bro, I'm trying to comfort I'm trying to put this pipe in it. But she she crying and ship, like I get I'm supposed to do.

01:02:32
Speaker 7: She don't want that. She want to be held and for you.

01:02:34
Speaker 2: To Yeah, but you holding you be holding me in the bed naked, Like why are we naked? Are you being in bed with clothes on?

01:02:41
Speaker 7: With every time you go to bed, every time you're in a bed, you're naked.

01:02:47
Speaker 4: We talked about this before I sleep naked.

01:02:48
Speaker 7: Okay, I understand sleep I'm talking about.

01:02:50
Speaker 8: But every single time that you're in the bed, you don't, like there's no pajamas at all, like you got.

01:02:54
Speaker 2: Like Okay, I would try to do it in the house. Yeah, but it was just me and and and and my girl or something like that.

01:03:01
Speaker 4: Why would I have clothes on in the bed.

01:03:03
Speaker 2: Because I love my girl and she needs to grieve, I would hold her. But I would also whisper passive aggressive things like God doesn't make mistakes. We shouldn't question God. This is the path of how the world works. We all got to go someday. You niggas is awful.

01:03:18
Speaker 8: If my current nigga fucked up my grieving for my ex, I would leave my current nigga if you can't handle me grieving, if you can't let me lost two.

01:03:27
Speaker 9: Man yo, what.

01:03:31
Speaker 4: Yo?

01:03:32
Speaker 8: That is crazy because I would never do that to you. If somebody that you loved was like died like you love this person. I'm gonna comfort you through that. I expect you to be fucked up about that. I'm actually gonna look at you like a serial killer. If you're not fucked up about that, that's not fair.

01:03:46
Speaker 2: Hold it down, just quietly, grief. Don't even let me know. Don't even tell me he died. Damn, y'all are sick. How No, I would want to know if he died, like I would, I would comfort you.

01:03:58
Speaker 4: But like how much?

01:04:00
Speaker 2: How much any of her ex's die? Like how much grievo?

01:04:04
Speaker 4: Like you need? But two weeks?

01:04:07
Speaker 2: Three weeks?

01:04:07
Speaker 7: I mean, grief is a lifelong process.

01:04:10
Speaker 2: Yes, But but Mall's the type that, like when you break up with your girl, he gives you two days and then tells you to get over it. So, yeah, you're probably your timeline seven days.

01:04:18
Speaker 4: I give you a week. I give you a week.

01:04:22
Speaker 2: It's been a week without a week without her. I'm like, yo, listen, you got seven days, bro, and then you got to get back in the game. Life goes on. Man, Yeah you need therapy.

01:04:33
Speaker 9: Man. Why rigid timelines? Man?

01:04:35
Speaker 2: Why they say?

01:04:37
Speaker 9: What do they say? They say? A relationship? You deserve a great a grieving period of half the length. So if your relationship was two years, your grieving allotted grieving time is a year.

01:04:50
Speaker 2: That sounds like okay from my sleep coach, Yo, who you got that from?

01:04:53
Speaker 9: I heard it on some psychologists on some podcasts, and so say, if it's a five relationship, you bought yourself two and a half years of grief.

01:05:04
Speaker 2: Get the fuck out of here two and a half weeks. Take it to age and a half weeks the tops sicker level. I don't care if any of her exes die. I don't know them, I don't care. Yeah, I'm not a triple blast.

01:05:15
Speaker 3: But I man, the fact of your girl, your significant other is grieving, then you obviously you care about that.

01:05:19
Speaker 2: I would have asked, who told you.

01:05:22
Speaker 4: Yo, see where his mom go?

01:05:23
Speaker 2: He's sick? Told he's dead?

01:05:25
Speaker 9: Ass?

01:05:26
Speaker 2: Who told you that your ex past? Like? Why do you know why that person called me crying?

01:05:32
Speaker 9: Oh?

01:05:32
Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean that.

01:05:35
Speaker 9: With them?

01:05:35
Speaker 2: You with them? Now? So you still got she still got your number, that's the question. He said he still had your numbers, So he still had your numbers. Let me see your text messages.

01:05:43
Speaker 7: Now you're not going through my texting me and my dad.

01:05:45
Speaker 2: Egg bro, he did.

01:05:46
Speaker 9: But what if the last text what if you were like, say, one of the they were texts it was on my way and he got the car. Yeah, what if it's like, hey, they were texting the day he passed. You put those dots together. Oh I'm not like he killed himself now to go that dark route, but like, whatever happened happened. But they have text messages from that day.

01:06:04
Speaker 2: It's gonna be death at the funeral.

01:06:08
Speaker 4: You need therapy.

01:06:13
Speaker 2: That's that's who needs therapy. See, I don't need therapy. I'm telling my homeboy, Yo, listen, seven days to grieve you breaking up with your girl, get back in the game. Have y'all seen him that Samuel Jackson movie where he hates the interracial couple plane. Yeah, No, yes, that one.

01:06:31
Speaker 7: All these motherfucking caucage.

01:06:35
Speaker 2: No, it's a very cringey movie too. It is. But it came out two thousand and eight, so spoil alert if you haven't seen it, lad, I don't know. She came out fifteen years.

01:06:47
Speaker 7: The craziest is I just watched it for.

01:06:48
Speaker 2: The first time. That's when he plays the cop. Yeah, there's so many fun moments from this movie. By the way, he's such a hater. This how I knew I was sick because at the end of the movie, when he's at the bar and meets with the husz Been and explains his whole relationship with his wife, and it's like, oh, today's her death day. But why would my wife die in a car accident with her boss off work hours? I said, Oh, I fully understand why he hates interracial relationships. I was with him all the way on this movie. No, I'm not grieving my wife like that. She was cheating and died doing it. Fuck y'all?

01:07:23
Speaker 9: Mm hmm, Well that's damn right.

01:07:25
Speaker 2: Did I take it too far?

01:07:26
Speaker 10: You?

01:07:27
Speaker 9: No, you said I agree with you. I thought you were just saying that you also hate interracial couple. I do, I'm serious, But him, I mean, if that's how you find out, what's that one show?

01:07:40
Speaker 2: I would hate the interracial couple next door to me too if I found out my wife was doing that. And now, fuck, that's you died cheating in a car accident.

01:07:53
Speaker 7: Okay, but yo, I hate all white men for that.

01:07:57
Speaker 2: Well, it would be the other way. Can't say that out loud.

01:08:00
Speaker 8: Because but if it wouldn't be in a ratio because you only date black girls. So she was going back to her kind.

01:08:07
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, going back to her kind.

01:08:11
Speaker 2: You know what it would be Asians? Yeah, i'd understand.

01:08:13
Speaker 9: Why they Well that explains the car accident exactly.

01:08:22
Speaker 2: Please. I don't know if we can keep any of his listening or not, man Like I don't. That's the bottom line here, An. We go to see Bad Boys as a motherfucking crew and as a motherfucking label this bad Boy only if you bring the girl that you were supposed to go see it with. Okay, she gotta come to Fine, Great, let's do it. But she can't. She can't book the tickets because she's not to read a map. No, that's true.

01:08:47
Speaker 4: Absolutely not.

01:08:48
Speaker 7: Are we going as a group because I had a date to see it on Wednesday?

01:08:51
Speaker 2: So if not, Yo, you just met this nigga at Burgers and Bottles and you already got a date already on two y'all, what's up with you? That's what I'm saying with you, baby, d take you to see Bad Boys for Hi. You've just met this nigga that is not watching a girl eat nine burgers in front of your face. Who Yeah, that nigga better have money she could eat. Did you meet him there? No, I've known this man for a long time.

01:09:17
Speaker 4: It's oh my bad, it's the homie.

01:09:19
Speaker 9: Huh.

01:09:20
Speaker 4: Yeah, I'm watching you, baby you, I'm watching.

01:09:24
Speaker 2: Can we come to?

01:09:25
Speaker 5: Yeah, y'all can come.

01:09:27
Speaker 2: I'm never the marriage.

01:09:28
Speaker 1: You know.

01:09:28
Speaker 2: I don't want to come to you with you and this nigga to see the movie. So you don't want to come with me to see a movie. I know you know that's not true because we were supposed to go, and you never hit me say I want to be bad boys. Let's go, all right, whenever you ready. I won't see it. I won't see it unless I'm going with you. You both give each other empty promises all the time, all her sneakers. She owes you a movie, let's go. I told BABYD the last time I supposed to theater to the movies, it was her fault.

01:09:53
Speaker 7: So Thursday we're going after after work.

01:09:56
Speaker 9: I got to see no fucking way.

01:09:58
Speaker 4: Yeah, I don't know if I could do it. Not Thursday.

01:10:02
Speaker 9: Well when's the NBA Finals, because I'll go as long as we're not missing the game is Thursday? Thing? Yeah, I see, we can't do that.

01:10:08
Speaker 2: You got a man trying to go on a date while the finals are happening other games, Like yeah, he loves you, you should marry him, or he doesn't like basketball, so he's weird. It's either a green flax.

01:10:19
Speaker 8: I'll never date another man that doesn't like sports. It's like a big ass reflac. They be weird.

01:10:23
Speaker 4: What man doesn't like sports?

01:10:24
Speaker 8: There's a lot into sports sports like no sport. It's like, not that he hates them, but he just won't. He won't like, he doesn't watch them.

01:10:33
Speaker 2: I don't men don't like sports.

01:10:36
Speaker 7: There's men who are not into sports. I won't say that they don't like it.

01:10:38
Speaker 2: Doesn't have to be baseball, basketball, like the major sports, but no sport he watches. That's weird as fuck.

01:10:46
Speaker 4: M hm, oh, that's weird.

01:10:48
Speaker 7: I've never ever been in his house in a game?

01:10:50
Speaker 2: Was on all time? What was he into?

01:10:52
Speaker 1: Like?

01:10:52
Speaker 9: What you said? What do you care about them?

01:10:55
Speaker 2: His sports? Or nothing? Like? Where do he be watching?

01:11:00
Speaker 10: Uh?

01:11:00
Speaker 2: Movie? He's a big movie guy. They just be watching the streamers.

01:11:04
Speaker 9: That's a sad. That's sad.

01:11:06
Speaker 8: I'm not dating no man who even knows what a streamer is weird. I like men who don't even understand what I do for a living.

01:11:13
Speaker 2: I mean he should know, like about the about Wi Fi. Yeah it shouldn't that be a bad person to date.

01:11:19
Speaker 8: No, but some people just are aren't into like podcast streaming, Like they don't even understand any of that stuff.

01:11:25
Speaker 2: Are so told us about this guy on Wednesday?

01:11:26
Speaker 4: What is he like?

01:11:27
Speaker 2: He's literally the homie bro?

01:11:29
Speaker 4: Where is he from?

01:11:29
Speaker 2: You're doing the same ship all just did with this, Yeah you do.

01:11:31
Speaker 7: That's both of y'all love the homie something and again you fucking up the segment.

01:11:35
Speaker 13: Like I just have I have real like friends that I don't have to have. Yeah, exactly, same, No you don't. We've never fucked.

01:11:50
Speaker 2: Because because it's only because it's June, I'm not gonna say what I want to say. But in July I'm like you, I'm like you up with a July You've got mal Do we have voicemail please?

01:12:03
Speaker 7: Yeah?

01:12:04
Speaker 9: We actually have a fun follow up. This is the gentleman that called from the military that was worried about keeping his family together. Oh yeah, so he called back with a right there, peach. He called back with a positive update and then actually had another dream for us. Hey, what's up, y'all.

01:12:22
Speaker 1: This is Tyree from Gretna, Virginia shout out to the four three four. I just wanted to follow up and say thank y'all. I'm the guy from the military who needed advice on how to keep his family together, and listening to that part, y'all really gave me a different perspective in my relationship that's gone way smooth. This just that, so I really appreciate it. But I have a question for y'all. I had a dream the other night and I thought about my high school girlfriend and I just remember how she would always make the ugliest fucking sounds during such wanted to know if y'all had ever experienced that before in life. I've seen the schedule come out of station here in Chicago, so I'll definitely pull up to the show Chicago see all that.

01:13:08
Speaker 9: Oh yeah, tickets available.

01:13:11
Speaker 3: Tickets available now new worrymall dot com com into a city near you.

01:13:15
Speaker 2: I've I've never had like a girl that had weird screams, but I've had the girl that I know is doing too much, Like my dick is not this good? You're screaming for no reason.

01:13:24
Speaker 4: M hm.

01:13:25
Speaker 2: That's the closest I've had to that.

01:13:27
Speaker 3: I've never had no weird sounding sex really not weird, not nothing that I'll be like, what the fuck is wrong?

01:13:35
Speaker 4: Like, nah, not weird?

01:13:38
Speaker 2: You ever fuck the girl that had a really ugly orgasm face?

01:13:42
Speaker 4: Yeah, I think everybody that's fine.

01:13:44
Speaker 2: No, but like one eyes that ship is sexy, Like she turns into like a horror character. Like it makes you go, what the fuck? Not the sexy ship of the eyes roll back or like mm hmm, like.

01:14:02
Speaker 9: The white bitch from American horror film Story Stop.

01:14:06
Speaker 7: That's my favorite meme.

01:14:08
Speaker 10: Yes, like like this like she like she starts to look terrifying Sarah Paulson, No, but I did.

01:14:15
Speaker 4: Damn this is crazy that face right there. I just remember something.

01:14:19
Speaker 3: I was having sex with a girl one time and we're missionary. I'm on top of her and she starts having coming and her mouth open, and I noticed she was missing a back tooth.

01:14:33
Speaker 2: Swear to God. I was like, oh my god, never again. I can't. I can't do it, baby, you would have never. I cannot do it. I cannot If you missing a side tooth, I can't do it. I mean, maybe she was having her molars removed, don't.

01:14:49
Speaker 4: Know it was the one.

01:14:50
Speaker 3: It was like, it wasn't the last one. It was like in the middle of that motherfucker and I was like, oh, you missing a tool us off. No I didn't, because I'm a real nigga, but I knew that I was never I was like, I can't. I can never look at this girl say it's less of a I mean, what if you gotta replace, get.

01:15:11
Speaker 2: It replaced before we fuck. Like, you can't let me see that gap. You can't let me see that expensive teeth tire, not when you got motherfucking designer bags and shit.

01:15:20
Speaker 9: That's the fact.

01:15:21
Speaker 2: Get your fucking mouth fixed.

01:15:24
Speaker 3: Don't never come lay down in the bed with no nigga missionary and open your mouth wide and the tooth is.

01:15:27
Speaker 2: Mission is it?

01:15:28
Speaker 9: Was it a molar? He said it was way in the back or like.

01:15:30
Speaker 2: A by cusp it. I don't know the fuck you asked me. I don't know my teeth charts, Like what the it was thirty two? Like what the fuck is he asking me? I don't know what was the back.

01:15:40
Speaker 9: I'm curious because if you really couldn't tell, then is it that big? It's like if it's one of these. I don't really care.

01:15:45
Speaker 4: It was like number fifteen, fourteen.

01:15:48
Speaker 9: Okay, fourteen's a little that's flirting with noticeable fifteen. I'd let it slide. No, what's your second molar?

01:15:56
Speaker 4: I can't fuck with no girl with no missing teeth. I'm sorry.

01:15:59
Speaker 2: I got all minds, bitch, you better have all your That's how we rock standards. Yeah, that's how we rocket. What you bring to the table, she has to bring to exactly a whole grill. You cook, I do the dishes. That type of ship you know how to go. I brought fifteen, you bring fifteen exactly. Yeah, I saw that you shit swallow? Oh she did that, now, she definitely swallowed. I mean she had space.

01:16:22
Speaker 9: Yeah, you gave her a feeling.

01:16:25
Speaker 4: Julian, get out, shut up and get up.

01:16:27
Speaker 2: I thought I was the only one having an off day to day. That was good. That was No, it wasn't. You didn't even believe you said that that was good. No, it's not that. After you go to there, you guys ever like bump into each other and had that convo like, yo, So what happened with us? And you were honest with her?

01:16:43
Speaker 9: No, you walked out. He and the maybe we can get this another shot.

01:16:49
Speaker 4: Nah man. It was just like that was just so like, oh my god.

01:16:52
Speaker 2: I just couldn't because that whole scene feels like if Curb your Enthusiasm was on porn Hub, like I think the music would start. It kind of felt like that.

01:17:01
Speaker 3: It was like, and I know that to some guys, that's like, if you see this girl gorgeous, you're fucking crazy. I just I can't, bro I can't.

01:17:09
Speaker 2: I just because even like when I watch porn, if the teeth isn't there, and sometimes when their tongue comes, I'm like, but you are doing porn, you didn't brush your tongue today? Yeah, I can't. I'm with you, like that is a big peeve of you didn't brush your tongue. You knew what you were doing today. This has been on the schedule, Like why did you not make sure this whole ship was cool?

01:17:31
Speaker 4: Correct?

01:17:31
Speaker 8: That's how I see If I'm on like a first, like first through fifth date with a man and I see his ass cracked at any point, we.

01:17:41
Speaker 9: See his ass cooked, you see my ass crack a bunch cooked?

01:17:45
Speaker 2: What do you mean what you see?

01:17:48
Speaker 7: Like if a man's like going to get out the car or something, And.

01:17:50
Speaker 8: I always answer sagging, Oh if I see your ass crack, baby is so go be desert down there.

01:17:59
Speaker 2: I mean, what know what if he's losing weight and those jeans just don't fit the same, get a belt, bitch, bitch, call him man, get a belt, bitch. I don't who wear his belts? Niggas who pants don't fit?

01:18:13
Speaker 7: That's nasty.

01:18:13
Speaker 8: I don't want to see your ass crack ever, that's like it's I can't look at you the same?

01:18:19
Speaker 9: All right?

01:18:19
Speaker 2: But how many dates? And would you accept the ass crack?

01:18:22
Speaker 8: Yeah, I gotta I gotta have a toothbrush.

01:18:27
Speaker 2: At the crib.

01:18:28
Speaker 9: When does that happen?

01:18:29
Speaker 7: That's like with me, usually happening around date seven.

01:18:34
Speaker 2: I was, I say, you got a tooth brush at the crib? I've taken a ship in front of you.

01:18:39
Speaker 4: Seven you got a tooth brush at his house?

01:18:44
Speaker 9: M I've done it earlier, thank you?

01:18:49
Speaker 2: Seven dates? How long did those seven days take? Seven?

01:18:54
Speaker 7: Okay? I would say seven dates?

01:18:55
Speaker 8: Over the course of that type of relationship where you just started, you don't you start liking somebody.

01:19:01
Speaker 7: Y'all just together all the time. So let's stay over the course of.

01:19:04
Speaker 2: Two months.

01:19:06
Speaker 9: Those are fun too much?

01:19:09
Speaker 2: All right, I want to shoot on you. But I've definitely had a tooth brush and a shack's career after two months exactly, and she said a tooth brush of mind in a week. So who am I to judge? But sometimes.

01:19:25
Speaker 3: Crazy but two months and you got a two brush. Let people enjoy things, no, for sure. That's why I didn't want to say nothing. I was like, yea, get judged it off.

01:19:33
Speaker 9: But sometimes there's like there's been instances where you go on a date, first date, get drinks, whatever, and then you do end up back of yours wasn't playing, but like it got to that point and she's gonna stay over, give her like if you have a spitches get like it kind of it just happens like I've had no no, no, no, no, right, slow down.

01:19:49
Speaker 3: Yes if if if you have a girl over and she stays, spend the night, naturally she wakes up, you have extra tooth brushes in your bath or whatever. She can take one, use it, whatever, whatever, shower, you know, that whole thing whatever.

01:20:00
Speaker 4: I understand that.

01:20:01
Speaker 2: But when she leaves, that toothbrush goes into trash.

01:20:06
Speaker 3: Wow, if it's like the first like say, we've been dating for like three weeks and she spends the night and like I give her I have spared tooth brushes.

01:20:16
Speaker 2: She takes one when she leaves. You think that's toothbrush goes next to my.

01:20:20
Speaker 9: Staying in plain sight. But I'll tuck it like I have like a storage ben. It'll stay in that.

01:20:26
Speaker 2: Like you're Jeffrey Dahmer, cl you just got a whole storage cabinet. A bitch is toothbrushes. Yeah, he got their photo, like the I GPA. He has their photo. He has the spaed deodorant and the fucking toothbrush right there under the piece of her toenail. Yeah.

01:20:39
Speaker 8: In no, I've definitely went to a guy. I was Dayton's house and I had a toothbrush there and I went to like I got to the house before him, and I went into the bathroom and looked and I had to come like, where the fuck you don't hit my toothbrush from these bitches.

01:20:55
Speaker 2: That's happened to me before you where I thought it was a one time thing. So I threw the toothbrusher and then we just kept talking. And when she came back, because she was like, so would you do my too.

01:21:04
Speaker 9: You gave it a wrong color.

01:21:04
Speaker 2: He hid my ship had ship in the fucking trash the moment you left.

01:21:07
Speaker 7: It had a cover on it and everything. He just hit it. I said, where the fuck you hide my.

01:21:11
Speaker 2: Toothbrush from the other bitches?

01:21:13
Speaker 7: Know he knew, we both.

01:21:14
Speaker 8: Knew he was hiding it from bitches. He was like, oh, it's so, it's over here. No, he said, to sen your drawer with all like your clothes and stuff.

01:21:19
Speaker 9: But yeah, close.

01:21:21
Speaker 7: Yeah, this wasn't like this was somebody I was dating.

01:21:24
Speaker 2: A Wow, Okay, yeah you got closed there. That means that was like he's just close, like full outfits changing.

01:21:30
Speaker 9: Yeah.

01:21:31
Speaker 2: Yeah, he was cheating. Never mind, that would be way for him. He was sucking around because that was your man, the tooth brush. When you give her a drawer, that's your girl. No, I don't think so.

01:21:42
Speaker 7: I think it was just that he don't really be having it.

01:21:45
Speaker 2: Do you have a whole drawer that's not your girlfriend? What I see now hold on a whole drawer? Well, you understand niggas is sick.

01:21:54
Speaker 3: No, sa, I understand niggas is very sick because if you give a girl a whole drawer in your crib.

01:21:59
Speaker 2: And you said it not not my girlfriend what is she?

01:22:03
Speaker 10: But in New York, I don't give await you and you only have so many York circumstance like New York.

01:22:10
Speaker 3: You're looking for somebody to help you with the rent. Like, yo, this is my fucking business partner. What are you talking about?

01:22:15
Speaker 9: Like I've had had girls be like okay, well I would love to stay over, but I have to get up so early for work and I have to be in the office, and I have all my work club whatever, and I have like my makeup all this. They have to bring all their fucking ship and I'm like, hey, you can bring it all, like and I'll here's a space for all your stuff.

01:22:31
Speaker 4: That's a girl you're trying to make your girlfriend.

01:22:33
Speaker 9: No, that's just someone if if I'm regular, if I'm trying, well, yeah.

01:22:37
Speaker 2: There's also a corner you can put your shit over there.

01:22:39
Speaker 9: Just wow, that's that's it. Come on, we're not doing that because it's like also your own crib. You've been to my party office, so that's pretty much a glorified clauset anyway. So I'm like, just use this space as yours. That's kind of You've ever a room, not that nigga different, but like I'm not in there.

01:22:54
Speaker 2: He's housed women for weekends that they didn't deserve.

01:22:57
Speaker 9: So that's right, that's right.

01:23:01
Speaker 2: Can I leave some sh at your house? Yeah? Leaving ship?

01:23:04
Speaker 9: Well you're not.

01:23:05
Speaker 2: Yeah, sure, I'm gonna leave some shit over there too, wucking me too, leave some ball shorts or some sneakers. Since everyone's cool just giving drawers away about that's crazy to give a girl a whole drawer, Like, no, that's not my girl, but what is she your roommate? She has a whole drawer and that's not your girl. But it's just because it makes the girl I like. But I'm also fucking other bitches as well. Yeah exactly, Yeah, so she can't have a drawer. I agree. I'm saying, I'm trying to give you the definition the other women that's going to be in here.

01:23:36
Speaker 7: Oh see what that that was the thing? He ain't It was another woman that was in the house.

01:23:39
Speaker 9: No. Usually when I got to that point, he hit the toothbrush for what his mom coming over.

01:23:44
Speaker 8: No, they were bitches to go into the bathroom to like wipe themselves before they got fucked.

01:23:48
Speaker 7: But they didn't say to night.

01:23:50
Speaker 2: That's how I knew that that's it bird bath.

01:23:52
Speaker 8: Yeah, but she was never going to be in that house alone to be going through ship to find my drawer wash that cat.

01:24:03
Speaker 2: I love when they goes like can I use the bathroom? You sure can't. You girl, come to the crib.

01:24:08
Speaker 3: You'll be chilled for like hours, Like, hey, can I use your bathroom? Yes you can, because I know what you're about to go do?

01:24:13
Speaker 2: Check on it? Clean that motherfucker up? Do you give them?

01:24:18
Speaker 9: Ah?

01:24:18
Speaker 7: Do you leave wash cloths in your bathroom?

01:24:19
Speaker 2: For that? I carry babies with me. That's what I still all the every hotel.

01:24:23
Speaker 3: I still little bath flows just for that to give the guests and when they leave, thought that shouldn't go.

01:24:28
Speaker 4: I ain't washing that ship.

01:24:29
Speaker 2: I do the same my whole days. I had a whole cabinet, just the whole ship.

01:24:34
Speaker 9: Yeah.

01:24:36
Speaker 2: I even had pads in there.

01:24:37
Speaker 9: Damn, damn.

01:24:39
Speaker 4: That's some serial killer ship right there.

01:24:41
Speaker 2: Sometimes girls get their period. How did you know they home had get don't get it here? Oh no I didn't. It was a girl left them and I just put them into that commune like whatever girl ship needs to happen. Makeup wipes was in there, everything was in there.

01:24:55
Speaker 4: Nah, you my girl. I got pads in my under my sinking ship.

01:24:58
Speaker 9: You have the little like in the bathroom, the little ball of tampoons.

01:25:02
Speaker 4: Yeah, that's my girl. Who shit is that my girlfriend?

01:25:05
Speaker 2: And usually women were like appreciative of me having all that stuff. One girl, one girl called me out, was like, Yo, you're sick.

01:25:11
Speaker 9: Why do you have all this? Yeah, that's what it's Samarsis stuff.

01:25:15
Speaker 2: He's been doing that shit for years. Oh, I've definitely blamed you for he blamed me for everything.

01:25:19
Speaker 9: Bro, I gotta start doing that.

01:25:21
Speaker 2: But I mean sometimes it was your ship. It could be a used condom on the floor. Yeah, that might be the only case where it was your I don't use that.

01:25:31
Speaker 14: What is that?

01:25:33
Speaker 2: I'm gonna keep it. I'm gonna keep to myself.

01:25:35
Speaker 3: You know exactly what, damn damarass you had condoms at Rory's house. I'm telling, I'm telling my whole platform. Yo, Damaris, Damaris had condoms at Rory's house. You know, we both had the realization the same time.

01:25:51
Speaker 2: I use condoms with I don't use damarics. You don't use condom?

01:25:58
Speaker 9: Wait, so ball is the only one here to use his condom.

01:26:00
Speaker 2: Motherfucking right, I'm I'm Mary's.

01:26:04
Speaker 9: Peace.

01:26:04
Speaker 4: Doesn't he doesn't. He used pgu's condemns, lamb skin.

01:26:09
Speaker 9: That's a sick individual. You voluntarily use lambskin.

01:26:15
Speaker 2: Voluntarily? You know, let me get these. Do you have an allergy to latex? You know?

01:26:20
Speaker 9: Lamb skin. I learned this because I was having a conversation over the week on some people about this. I guess lambskin condoms aren't super s cd A proof because they're they're porous, They're not as Uh.

01:26:32
Speaker 4: We went over that.

01:26:32
Speaker 2: Yeah, last episode doing a great job where you learned it.

01:26:37
Speaker 9: Okay, I was in this room.

01:26:39
Speaker 2: Yeah, I learned that right, last episode. So good. We got no voicemail. No, that was it.

01:26:45
Speaker 9: We could do nothing one more. My bad.

01:26:48
Speaker 2: I'm still laughing in my head right now.

01:26:50
Speaker 9: I still want to.

01:26:51
Speaker 2: We're going to clean this up. But yeah, we don't have to believe it.

01:26:57
Speaker 9: Oh God, all right, Uh, let's do another callback. This is the gentleman that was in Okay, you were very critical of him, the gentleman from Chicago that got locked up and then.

01:27:09
Speaker 2: He said that was his girl, but it wasn't.

01:27:11
Speaker 9: And then we had a whole tailspin argument here.

01:27:14
Speaker 2: No, No, he was nice me and the marass is right about this.

01:27:18
Speaker 14: Yo, this is loose from Chicago. So I was just calling back because I peeked. I didn't get the details on. Yeah, I went away, but before I went away, she had kind of established that I was her dude. Okay, against it. It was probably should have said some ship. But she went to college. She called general herbies and didn't say nothing to that out we came back people, We was cool. Oh, she gave me the herbs fucking with each other on and off and boom.

01:28:06
Speaker 2: Hers feed. But when she cheated on me again, she tried to lie about it. So still didn't get much information. I think herpies is the only thing that was added to this conversation. It's the same ship he said before.

01:28:26
Speaker 9: But he said they were a thing when he when he right before he went away.

01:28:30
Speaker 2: Said and I was like, yo, bet like no, get he locked up, Like that's like that's She's like, yo, you're my man.

01:28:37
Speaker 4: Whatever whatever.

01:28:38
Speaker 3: So you're going into prison, you're thinking, all right, I got my girl, Like she's gonna hold me down, you know, send me some commissary, maybe come visit me.

01:28:45
Speaker 9: Whatever.

01:28:45
Speaker 2: Whatever.

01:28:46
Speaker 4: You know, you need that connection. So he's saying that he thought they was locked in.

01:28:51
Speaker 2: He loved her.

01:28:52
Speaker 7: You find out somebody has general herpes and you go back to them.

01:28:56
Speaker 2: Or if you think they cheated on you got herpes and then you yeah, that's yes, Wow, that sounds like an episode of the game.

01:29:03
Speaker 7: You ain't gonna leave her. That might not.

01:29:04
Speaker 8: Actually that helps now that you added general herbes into the equation, you don't leave you because now you won't want to say it, but you got it too, So y'all might as well just stay together, don't go off.

01:29:14
Speaker 2: She need to stop cheating and giving that ship to other people. This is why passed around. You said they need to stay together to stop the spread. She got it from some nigga, go to that nigga you got it from, Well, he already went back to her. Yeah, that's what you're saying. He already went back to her.

01:29:30
Speaker 8: So now I was like, you love her, You don't went and caught it from her or you the person that gave it to her in the first place.

01:29:34
Speaker 2: We don't know if he caught it.

01:29:36
Speaker 9: When he said I and then boom, I thought he was like, and then I got herpes.

01:29:41
Speaker 2: Yeah, but he didn't say that, so you can't throw that on his jacket. I think he probably found out she cheated because he got herpies. Yeah, it was like, Yo, what the fuck? She's like, I was fucking somebody in college and got Yo, that's crazy. You catch herb's email? What the fuck?

01:29:54
Speaker 5: Yeah?

01:29:54
Speaker 2: Yeah, college only you? So it came from you? Nah, that's I mean, I hope did you.

01:30:00
Speaker 8: Like I said, both of y'all have it now, forgive each other and just keep sucking each other.

01:30:05
Speaker 7: She needs to stop trying to spread that ship around.

01:30:07
Speaker 4: And just so you're telling him one of the four people. Man, you're telling him to.

01:30:10
Speaker 2: Stay with the rat.

01:30:11
Speaker 7: He wants us to, he wants he want to stay with her.

01:30:14
Speaker 2: He likes he stay low. Get rid of that rat, don't know.

01:30:17
Speaker 8: Don't get rid of her because then you're gonna have to go fuck somebody else and give them herpies.

01:30:21
Speaker 2: Stay stay together, Chago, herpes is like their baby. You like to stay together for the Yeah, like y'all.

01:30:30
Speaker 9: Don't now y'all both out there spreading no or you can come to the show in Chicago, meet someone there, start to spread again.

01:30:38
Speaker 2: If it's not inflamed. He should be fine.

01:30:40
Speaker 9: Right, you can see the period viral shedding. You can still pass it like you're pussy shedding.

01:30:47
Speaker 2: Yeah, like the.

01:30:48
Speaker 7: Virus can still like shed even if you're not having an outwork.

01:30:51
Speaker 3: Oh well, listen, man, stay together. Use coloral mall to get thirty percent off.

01:30:56
Speaker 2: L uh loo.

01:31:01
Speaker 4: Dump that girl, man, don't dump that girl. Dump that girl.

01:31:04
Speaker 2: I know it's gonna heard. Dump that girl. Find another girl that's got another girl. She's a rat.

01:31:09
Speaker 4: She's cheating on you. Got something cheating on you again.

01:31:12
Speaker 2: Go back up to that she continue in to cheat.

01:31:14
Speaker 7: Knowing that you have a fucking incurable std you are a fucking sent My first six.

01:31:18
Speaker 2: Months of infection, shedding can occur twenty percent forty You want to read this song like I know, I'm just I'm curious.

01:31:24
Speaker 9: Read it out loud. Roy No, well, I wasn't trying to trap you.

01:31:30
Speaker 2: But during the first six months of infection, shedding can occur during twenty percent to forty percent of days. With long term infections, shedding may occur during five percent to twenty percent. I'm already lost. Someone break this down to me.

01:31:44
Speaker 8: So if you live one hundred days, well, if you like, if you have one hundred days in your life, okay, five days to twenty days.

01:31:52
Speaker 7: Five in between five to twenty days, you will be shedding the virus.

01:31:55
Speaker 2: During the first all right, But they've been together for a minute. He went to jail, she went to college. This is the first six months they've been they've been shedded.

01:32:06
Speaker 9: Did she just get hurt she had to have because she probably just got it while he was away. Yeah, so it's new, they're new.

01:32:11
Speaker 2: Yeah, stay with that girl, yo, coming coming home to the herps after you just did a stretch a lows. Listen to me, man, I'm gonna tell you just one more time, Dump that girl and move on with your life.

01:32:21
Speaker 4: Bro.

01:32:22
Speaker 2: How can you tell if you're shedding herpes?

01:32:25
Speaker 9: It physically sheds on the skin. There are there's no way to tell.

01:32:28
Speaker 7: And when this is not us STD shaming. There's nothing wrong with having herpes.

01:32:31
Speaker 8: But they need to stop spreading a lot of y'all be out here spreading fucking diseases knowing y'all have it, and y'all need to stop that.

01:32:38
Speaker 2: Hurpy shame too much. It's a very common disease here. How long is it? One in four people? I think that's for mouth herpies.

01:32:45
Speaker 9: Here we go, here we go. Some couples of sexual relationships for years without transmitting herpes just by avoiding sexual context during outbreaks, so you could kind of schedule it around.

01:32:53
Speaker 8: And you have to use anti viral therapy. So kind of like how people stop the spread of HIV. You take you regularly take medicine to stop your body from spreading it.

01:33:04
Speaker 9: I imagine having a fuck your girl with a condom, though, like your actual girl.

01:33:15
Speaker 2: Let's let's let's get out here. I'll break us here. We're here.

01:33:18
Speaker 9: Now.

01:33:21
Speaker 2: Can I sue someone forgiving me herpes? Look at what people who searched it. This is no, this is the advice we really need to give him.

01:33:27
Speaker 9: If Herbie's infection results from non contentual sexual encounter, you can sue for civil battery, potentially receiving punitive damages in addition to common centery damages.

01:33:36
Speaker 8: That's kind of nice, that's non con that's great. Yeah, I mean, but if you give me, if you give I think I think HIV. If you give me HIV knowing you have HIV, like if you have sex with me knowing you have HIV and don't tell me there's some type.

01:33:51
Speaker 2: Of loss that that should definitely be a real law. If you're walking around I think it is though off to HEV. Yeah, if you walking.

01:33:59
Speaker 9: Around with a monster, this is shitty, uh shitty se O for Usher? What famous person has herpes? Just Usher's face that sucks.

01:34:11
Speaker 2: Herpes is a common thing. We're not shaming anyone, We're just trying to educate ourselves because of this gentleman's experience.

01:34:19
Speaker 9: Oh look at that. Speaking of paying someone off, he paid a former sex worker to whom sex partner apartment one point one million in settlement twenty twelve.

01:34:32
Speaker 2: I think all the celebrities have herpees.

01:34:34
Speaker 9: That's a nice come up.

01:34:34
Speaker 7: Yeah, I'm sure. Yeah, all the porn starts to h.

01:34:38
Speaker 2: What was is it?

01:34:39
Speaker 9: NBA?

01:34:40
Speaker 2: Young boy?

01:34:41
Speaker 1: Hm?

01:34:41
Speaker 2: Who's the one that was rapping about having herpees?

01:34:43
Speaker 9: I respect? I respect?

01:34:45
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, I mean if you're fucking a different bitch every day of the herps is gonna come? What it is? Statistically we will be in Chicago, Uh what they August twenty third, twenty second.

01:35:02
Speaker 4: Maybe something like that.

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01:35:57
Speaker 7: Maybe the niggas in Orlando they get on me every time.

01:36:00
Speaker 9: Laya, you guys coming to Orlando, FLA, that's your that's your territory, mam, Florilorida.

01:36:06
Speaker 4: Why is that my territory?

01:36:07
Speaker 2: Maga? Oh yeah, America. Yeah, you do really well in Jacksonville. Yeah, yeah, they love me down there. They love me in Tallahassee. Peach got to see the mall on the Panhandle. Oh man, they love me, love me. That's where sugar mamas at. All Right, well ship, sorry, we've talked to you in a couple of days. Everybody, Be safe, Be blessed. Trying to figure out a day when me and baby did going to the movies, even.

01:36:34
Speaker 7: Though I thought the whole team was going.

01:36:36
Speaker 2: Now it's just me and you. See how you lie? All right, the whole team is going to come on, we're all going there.

01:36:40
Speaker 9: Let's do it.

01:36:41
Speaker 2: Be safe, Be blessed. We'll talk to you on a few days. I'm that nigga.

01:36:44
Speaker 4: He's just ginger peace.

01:36:46
Speaker 5: No,