Revisiting WWF Shotgun Saturday Night 1997 Episode 6 Penn Station, Taker Tombstones Triple H, The DEADLOCK Horror Draft

<v Speaker 1>D boys back. Welcome to the Deadlock Podcast, episode number
<v Speaker 1>two and eighty and welcome to the year twenty twenty five.
<v Speaker 1>We made it. Wow.
<v Speaker 2>Wow, Damn was looking like I wasn't making it out.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I guess you did make it. I mean I
<v Speaker 1>always knew you were.
<v Speaker 2>No. See that's not true, because you were making rumors
<v Speaker 2>of my demise for at least four months.
<v Speaker 1>Those are there.
<v Speaker 3>There are still rumors.
<v Speaker 2>What do you mean I made it to the new year, Tony.
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, but your demise is still rumored.
<v Speaker 1>I mean what I.
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<v Speaker 2>Eighty as well. That means like twenty more.
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<v Speaker 4>We're talking about WWF Shotguns Saturday Night, February.
<v Speaker 2>So we have reviewed four episodes of Shotgun before this.
<v Speaker 2>Have we you skipped episode five? This is episode six, yes, yes,
<v Speaker 2>that's just how it is. This is the infamous episode
<v Speaker 2>where they're in Penn Station in New York, just underneath
<v Speaker 2>Madison Square Garden.
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<v Speaker 4>Right now it is time for the Deadlock drafty, let's
<v Speaker 4>fucking go. Why are we doing this because we sat
<v Speaker 4>here and we said we should do a draft.
<v Speaker 2>We've been wanting to It's actually been on tap for
<v Speaker 2>a little bit now, but we wanted to wait till
<v Speaker 2>it just felt right. And it just so happened to
<v Speaker 2>feel right on the first episode of the New Year.
<v Speaker 4>And I also feel like we can learn a lot
<v Speaker 4>about each other through these drafts.
<v Speaker 2>Oh and we can learn I can. I'm also excited
<v Speaker 2>to learn more about how the listeners hate all of
<v Speaker 2>my draft picks.
<v Speaker 1>This will be exciting.
<v Speaker 2>I still made trouble for picking h for things that
<v Speaker 2>are orange. The sun is orange, Tony, That's what I'm
<v Speaker 2>thinking about. You know, we're we're starting back here deadlock.
<v Speaker 2>So this is uh, we we drive five each correct,
<v Speaker 2>That's right.
<v Speaker 3>I get to New England Patriots right now. I'm figuring them.
<v Speaker 1>Already, the Patriots.
<v Speaker 3>The category is, well, yeah, I don't, but I can win.
<v Speaker 2>I guess that does line up regardless, James.
<v Speaker 1>Yes, because the whole draft for this time is horror movies.
<v Speaker 2>Oh I did. We did talk about this. I did
<v Speaker 2>question if it was singular movies or franchises. I was then,
<v Speaker 2>uh when had then laughed at and said individual movies.
<v Speaker 2>Immediately down, I tried to, you know, finaggo a little here,
<v Speaker 2>just to but it was individual movies franchises.
<v Speaker 1>I felt like, was yeah, a little bit of Yeah,
<v Speaker 1>I was crazy, your favorite movies.
<v Speaker 3>I like all of the movies in the franchise.
<v Speaker 2>Everyone was definitely trying to cheat.
<v Speaker 1>I'll be honest, but Tony, that is never the fucking
<v Speaker 1>case of horror movie.
<v Speaker 3>Ye way, there's no way that's true.
<v Speaker 2>So it is snake. So it'll be somebody goes and
<v Speaker 2>somebody then the third person goes twice.
<v Speaker 1>That's right, Okay, got it?
<v Speaker 4>So Tony, do you want to start start my list off?
<v Speaker 3>I always talk about this movie Friday thirteenth, Part three,
<v Speaker 3>three D version, because I watched it as a kid.
<v Speaker 3>It just got a soft spot in my heart. You know,
<v Speaker 3>like some of those movies you see when you're younger
<v Speaker 3>and then they just stick with you forever. That's kind
<v Speaker 3>of one of those movies for me. So I got
<v Speaker 3>to put that up there as like one of my
<v Speaker 3>goats that you've seen it.
<v Speaker 2>So that's your favorite frienda of thirteen?
<v Speaker 3>Uh yeah, probably, just it's not the best one, Like
<v Speaker 3>there are better ones. But I've seen this one so
<v Speaker 3>many times.
<v Speaker 1>Did you cons a mask three D glasses on? I did?
<v Speaker 3>They actually sold They actually sold the DVD with three
<v Speaker 3>D glasses at one point and you could watch it
<v Speaker 3>three D glasses. It was awesome, it was good. I
<v Speaker 3>actually had one of those. Remember those three D TVs
<v Speaker 3>they made, uh wild back whenever they made like three
<v Speaker 3>D TVs, which it was super popular. Yes, you get
<v Speaker 3>you get the black classes with those.
<v Speaker 1>I have one.
<v Speaker 3>It was like a Visio one. It's not great, but
<v Speaker 3>I think I watched it on that.
<v Speaker 4>Yeah, I gotta give you. I gotta give you this Tony.
<v Speaker 4>That is a one of a kind pick. I don't
<v Speaker 4>I don't know how many people would go to Part
<v Speaker 4>three on Friday thirteen, So I think that's I think
<v Speaker 4>that's pretty cool actually.
<v Speaker 1>So that.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I expected him to say the last chapter. M okay,
<v Speaker 2>either that or what's the one you like Jason lives right,
<v Speaker 2>m Yeah, that's true.
<v Speaker 3>Yeah those are good. But yeah, like I said, this
<v Speaker 3>one is just stuck with me because I've seen it
<v Speaker 3>so many times as a kid. They probably just played
<v Speaker 3>it on TV over and over, you know, because it's
<v Speaker 3>probably cheap rights to that.
<v Speaker 4>TV movies, Tony, Yeah, I watched a ton like House
<v Speaker 4>of Wax is one that I probably watched five hundred thousand.
<v Speaker 2>Is that how you got into most of them? Like
<v Speaker 2>you just had a song on TV most of the time.
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, because they had like a marathon everyone, like whenever
<v Speaker 3>it's Friday, they play all those movies.
<v Speaker 1>Was one that was on TV all the time. That's true? Yeah, true. Yeah.
<v Speaker 2>Supposedly, Friday Thirteenth Part three was the first film to
<v Speaker 2>remove Et from the number one box office spot, and
<v Speaker 2>because the become the second highest grossing horror film of
<v Speaker 2>nineteen eighty two behind Poltergeist.
<v Speaker 1>Fuck you, Et, fucking Et. I've seen Eat get fuck
<v Speaker 1>Et with the fingers fucking it was not my well
<v Speaker 1>because I figured j wasn't hard.
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, I probably went, yeah, this is a comedy.
<v Speaker 2>Is that what it was? I wasn't last all right
<v Speaker 2>my pick? I mean, this is gonna be a stunning, shocking,
<v Speaker 2>big here, gentleman. No one will see this one coming.
<v Speaker 1>I'm gonna go with I'm gonna go with Saw One
<v Speaker 1>on my third, fourth, and fifth pick.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I mean Saw one is. I mean, this is
<v Speaker 2>my favorite horror movie. I definitely had an internal argument
<v Speaker 2>on whether or not it's my favorite Saw movie. Still,
<v Speaker 2>I think I have to say it is just because
<v Speaker 2>of how like I remember how I felt on like
<v Speaker 2>with the swerve, Like it's one of my favorite fucking
<v Speaker 2>movie swerves of all time. There was definitely a point
<v Speaker 2>where all five of my picks on this list were
<v Speaker 2>Saw movies, but I figured I would get yelled at, so.
<v Speaker 1>I went a little different. You could do it.
<v Speaker 2>Yelled at. I mean One's just so fucking good. Uh yeah,
<v Speaker 2>that's some one. I mean, anything other than that on
<v Speaker 2>my list would have been I'd just lie to myself,
<v Speaker 2>all right. So yeah, so Saw one and Friday thirteenth three.
<v Speaker 4>D Yeah, sure, okay, So I have to think, uh,
<v Speaker 4>like picks from you guys too, like how I'll play
<v Speaker 4>this draft out?
<v Speaker 1>I guess so it's like considering as well.
<v Speaker 4>Yeah, so I'm going to actually go with Saw Too
<v Speaker 4>as my first one here, I mean because I I like,
<v Speaker 4>I like Saw one a lot, and it's probably it's
<v Speaker 4>probably the same reason that I have for another one
<v Speaker 4>that I'll probably end up picking here.
<v Speaker 1>I can't imagine you.
<v Speaker 4>Guys think it, but the same The idea is the
<v Speaker 4>same that I really really enjoyed the first one a lot,
<v Speaker 4>but I can rewatch the second one one hundred thousand times,
<v Speaker 4>and the mythos of it is more interesting for me
<v Speaker 4>to think about, Like I think that's going on. Yeah,
<v Speaker 4>I think like the housing and the setting is a
<v Speaker 4>lot cooler, and I like the characters and they're fun
<v Speaker 4>and like watching the people I didn't like fucking you know,
<v Speaker 4>have to go through these tribulations.
<v Speaker 1>And stuff, and Amanda's awesome, man, just like the best
<v Speaker 1>character in the whole fucking franchise.
<v Speaker 4>Like yeah, yeah, so next, I'm gonna go with since
<v Speaker 4>a Snake Order, I'll go again.
<v Speaker 1>I'm gonna go with Nightmare on El Street three Dream Warriors.
<v Speaker 2>Okay, Yeah, that's I wasn't I was wondering if you
<v Speaker 2>were gonna go Nightmare this earlier there was another one.
<v Speaker 1>I thought you were gonna go so I might have
<v Speaker 1>to fuck you. Yeah.
<v Speaker 4>So this is uh, this is my favorite Nightmare on
<v Speaker 4>El Street movie and it's not even close.
<v Speaker 1>I have I have like this huge poster from the release.
<v Speaker 4>It's like, I mean, it's like one of the ones
<v Speaker 4>you would put up like outside of a movie theater
<v Speaker 4>to like show that the movie's playing.
<v Speaker 1>Oh, like they have an alamone. Shit, Yeah, I have
<v Speaker 1>one of those for this movie, and like I just
<v Speaker 1>love it.
<v Speaker 4>It's just like such a like it is such it's
<v Speaker 4>just Freddy and like it's Freddy where sometimes I feel
<v Speaker 4>like they jump the shark a little bit with Freddy
<v Speaker 4>and like coming from the second one from the first one,
<v Speaker 4>Like I don't think the second one was near as
<v Speaker 4>good as the first one, but.
<v Speaker 3>Like the old one, I think they made that like
<v Speaker 3>immediately after because they made so much money at the
<v Speaker 3>first who like, we gotta make another one right now?
<v Speaker 4>Yeah, And I don't feel like it up the first one,
<v Speaker 4>but I thought the third one, the third one explored
<v Speaker 4>what's like possible with with uh and and while it
<v Speaker 4>was I mean, he was a fucking TV that attacked
<v Speaker 4>that girl and awesome and like I think it's like,
<v Speaker 4>you know, there there's still the funny part of what
<v Speaker 4>Freddy can do, but like he's still like super menacing,
<v Speaker 4>like fucking making that dude walk on the puppet strings
<v Speaker 4>up to the roof, like I'll never forget, like showing
<v Speaker 4>they showing the strings, and like everyone watching through the
<v Speaker 4>window and they're like no, and they don't know.
<v Speaker 1>Like what's happening.
<v Speaker 4>It just looks like he's killing himself, right, and it's
<v Speaker 4>just like, oh my god, but you see it and
<v Speaker 4>he's like he's got all his body parts like pulled
<v Speaker 4>out from the strings and stuff and from the other Yeah.
<v Speaker 1>Just I mean, welcome to primetime. Welcome to primetime, bitch,
<v Speaker 1>is like my favorite line from the movie.
<v Speaker 3>Yes, this is.
<v Speaker 1>My favorite nightmare movie.
<v Speaker 2>Those are some strong picks. Wow, I know this one's
<v Speaker 2>not gonna last, so I might have to go with
<v Speaker 2>it here. I assume you both know which this is
<v Speaker 2>gonna be.
<v Speaker 1>I kind of do I think I did I talk
<v Speaker 1>about it before, like before we started recording. I can't remember. Yes, yes,
<v Speaker 1>Terrifier one. Yeah, it's gonna be a dogfight for that one,
<v Speaker 1>I imagine.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I honestly thought that was gonna be an early
<v Speaker 2>Tony pick, and I was like, this is it. I
<v Speaker 2>definitely thought snake you were taking it.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I probably should have, but it was.
<v Speaker 2>Actually shocked you took a Saw before you took the
<v Speaker 2>Terrifier one.
<v Speaker 1>Uh one movie? Yeah, I mean, but.
<v Speaker 2>It might actually be the like the latest movie that's
<v Speaker 2>gonna be on my list in terms of of date
<v Speaker 2>sixteen twenty sixteen, sorry not six. I will give James credit.
<v Speaker 2>He got me into the Terrifier movies. That's why this
<v Speaker 2>is even funnier that I'm taking this.
<v Speaker 1>I love I love that, like, I love that you
<v Speaker 1>guys got into it, like I.
<v Speaker 3>Think, yeah, that's awesome.
<v Speaker 1>Though I said I love talking.
<v Speaker 2>I think it's still my favorite one. I love two,
<v Speaker 2>and I mean three is just fucking awesome. But there's
<v Speaker 2>something about watching Maybe it seemed for Saul, something about
<v Speaker 2>watching the first one for the first time that like
<v Speaker 2>something that like can't be replicated. I watched this recently
<v Speaker 2>because Chris and Macho we were they were just gonna
<v Speaker 2>terrify us. So Macho hadn't seen one yet, Chris had
<v Speaker 2>just watched one, so I was like, you guys are
<v Speaker 2>fucking watching this again. And then we're gonna watch two,
<v Speaker 2>and then we watched three as well. I forgot about
<v Speaker 2>this ship thing until we just talked about it. That's
<v Speaker 2>it turns into like a human candle.
<v Speaker 3>All right, Tony, I'm gonna have to go with the Uh,
<v Speaker 3>I guess this is horrid. This is horror comedy kind
<v Speaker 3>of but Grindhouse, you know, the Grindhouse movie, the two
<v Speaker 3>Patty movie, the double feature that they're released in theaters
<v Speaker 3>playet Terror and death Proof as one movie in theaters.
<v Speaker 1>Wow, I haven't even thought of those movies and forever like.
<v Speaker 3>But the reason is because like so I have like
<v Speaker 3>a court like you know you're talking about first scene,
<v Speaker 3>like you first experiencing a movie. Yeah, it was like crazy.
<v Speaker 3>So like I went to like this shitty theater with
<v Speaker 3>the Midnight movie, and like people were smoking pot in
<v Speaker 3>the back row. The whole experience of it was like
<v Speaker 3>the shitty like it was just like full sort I
<v Speaker 3>don't know how to explain it. It's like the best
<v Speaker 3>experience I could ever want to see this movie. And
<v Speaker 3>then like yeah, seeing all the fake trailers and then
<v Speaker 3>watching both these kick ass movies back to back, it
<v Speaker 3>was just like the coolest shit ever for me, So
<v Speaker 3>I gotta put them on there.
<v Speaker 2>I mean it's I mean, it's definitely there's comedy in it, right,
<v Speaker 2>but that's a horror movie.
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, well the first one's like a zombie one and
<v Speaker 3>the second one is like, uh, he's trying to kill
<v Speaker 3>people with this car, which is pretty cool. So yeah,
<v Speaker 3>just like both of those movies, and then like when
<v Speaker 3>they released them on DVD, I think they released them
<v Speaker 3>separately on DVD, and then it was just like, oh,
<v Speaker 3>what the fuck? And then you had to like go
<v Speaker 3>scour for like a Blu ray version that had both
<v Speaker 3>of them together and the trailers because they fucking piss
<v Speaker 3>you off, and really, we want to make money off
<v Speaker 3>this because it was like bombed when it came out.
<v Speaker 3>I think you're not bombed. But it didn't make any
<v Speaker 3>money because like people like I don't know what the
<v Speaker 3>fuck this is why I'm not seeing two movies and
<v Speaker 3>fake trailers.
<v Speaker 1>I mean it was for the love of the game
<v Speaker 1>release for sure.
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, and even like Tarantino said, like since then, like
<v Speaker 3>I wish I would have explained what this was more,
<v Speaker 3>because like people didn't get it.
<v Speaker 1>That doing it for the love But yeah, yeah, like
<v Speaker 1>it was just one of.
<v Speaker 3>Those like the greatest movie theater experiences was like the
<v Speaker 3>shitty movie theater and that didn't either.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah that's good.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, yeah, all right to get another No oh yeah.
<v Speaker 3>I think so right. Yeah, that's also I'm going to
<v Speaker 3>put a scary movie on there, because.
<v Speaker 1>Scary movie I can't count. Yeah movie, I don't know
<v Speaker 1>if I can count.
<v Speaker 2>That's I mean, I mean it's your lists, I guess
<v Speaker 2>not scary is is the name.
<v Speaker 4>Like the first one with the I Know What you did?
<v Speaker 4>Is that that one that I Know what you did
<v Speaker 4>last summer.
<v Speaker 2>If I'm saying I'm watching a horror movie and someone's
<v Speaker 2>a scary movie, I'm confused.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, okay, Yeah, that's a good If I want watch
<v Speaker 1>a comedy movie, yeah repick.
<v Speaker 3>All right, I'm putting the thing on there from John
<v Speaker 3>Carpenter's The Thing he Does. Ever seen that movie?
<v Speaker 1>Yeah? I have not movie that's I I have heard of.
<v Speaker 1>You should put ude Okay, movies.
<v Speaker 2>I almost had to fly on my list.
<v Speaker 1>That movie is awesome as well.
<v Speaker 3>By the way, that's a great movie. It's just a
<v Speaker 3>practical effects in that movie is awesome because there's like
<v Speaker 3>this like crazy creature that gets inside of people, but
<v Speaker 3>you don't know what's inside of them until like later,
<v Speaker 3>and then it like pops out and there's like fucking
<v Speaker 3>blood and guts and shit going everywhere.
<v Speaker 1>It's cool.
<v Speaker 2>I don't have to watch that now.
<v Speaker 3>It like gets inside of a dog and then like
<v Speaker 3>the dog they have to operate and it's like.
<v Speaker 1>What the dog.
<v Speaker 3>Pops out and then you don't know. It's crazy. It's
<v Speaker 3>a good movie though, It's awesome.
<v Speaker 2>Buy that, like loves that movie, so I should watch that.
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, yeah, well I believe it is me.
<v Speaker 2>Tony said, scary movie. Well, oddly enough, I have Scream
<v Speaker 2>one on my list. Scream one is, I mean fucking awesome,
<v Speaker 2>the fucking you know everyone. I mean, like classic movie
<v Speaker 2>that the end is, I mean, you know, the swerve
<v Speaker 2>of it being like fucking Homeboys is awesome.
<v Speaker 1>Sure.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, Matthew Lillard is a beast.
<v Speaker 1>I mean it's yeah legend.
<v Speaker 2>Uh and like yeah, I mean tremendous fucking movie.
<v Speaker 1>Uh.
<v Speaker 2>And I haven't seen all of them, though I've seen
<v Speaker 2>like some of the rest of the series, So I
<v Speaker 2>don't know. I in my brain, I figured I don't
<v Speaker 2>know how the fun it could get.
<v Speaker 1>Better than one.
<v Speaker 2>I'm sure the ones that are pretty good anyones that
<v Speaker 2>I've seen. After this, I'm like, damn this. I mean
<v Speaker 2>it's cool, but it's not sol One.
<v Speaker 4>Sure, Okay, all right, so let's see these are good
<v Speaker 4>so far.
<v Speaker 1>I'm probably gonna go with Jason X.
<v Speaker 4>Okay here uh a movie that for the longest time
<v Speaker 4>got just shipped on and shipped on and shipped on.
<v Speaker 2>I live know this movie mostly is that, like forever
<v Speaker 2>people online saying like, what a fucking bad Jason movie
<v Speaker 2>this was?
<v Speaker 4>It's it's it's funny how things like kind of go
<v Speaker 4>in circles. I guess I spent so long I was like,
<v Speaker 4>I'll die on this hill. This is the best fucking
<v Speaker 4>Jason movie they ever be Forever. I've lived and died
<v Speaker 4>by this movie so so long. I posted the trailer
<v Speaker 4>for it the other day, which has let no bodies.
<v Speaker 1>Like a fan thing.
<v Speaker 3>If that was a real song, that was real, that
<v Speaker 3>was fucking real awesome.
<v Speaker 4>Yeah, just the perfect time for that type of movie
<v Speaker 4>to come out, and one that has only gotten better
<v Speaker 4>as as time has went on, and like culture kind
<v Speaker 4>of shifts a little bit more, you know, like I
<v Speaker 4>think the same way goes for like Limp Biscuit, who
<v Speaker 4>I think went through a while where people are like
<v Speaker 4>this is the worst band that's ever existed, and people.
<v Speaker 1>Right, but like the general public right, and like.
<v Speaker 4>You know, I was fucking with Limp Biscuit too, and
<v Speaker 4>like you know, for so long people like, oh, it's shitty,
<v Speaker 4>But like I think this time is starting to circle
<v Speaker 4>back around to where like.
<v Speaker 1>This is cool.
<v Speaker 4>I like the idea of this fucking movie being that
<v Speaker 4>they sent his ass to space because they couldn't fucking
<v Speaker 4>kill this guy. And then he comes fucking back and
<v Speaker 4>then gets upgraded to a mega ultra uber Jason and
<v Speaker 4>like has to fight a goddamn Android, Like.
<v Speaker 1>This is this shit. This is the best movie of
<v Speaker 1>all time.
<v Speaker 4>Also has some of my favorite kills ever. I'll never
<v Speaker 4>ever forget fucking the cryogenic.
<v Speaker 1>Uh, putting it, putting his face and the ship yes,
<v Speaker 1>and it's smashing it on the table.
<v Speaker 3>Dude, that his legendary.
<v Speaker 1>I will never forget them trying to trick Jason by
<v Speaker 1>putting him in the AI and trying to make him
<v Speaker 1>think he's back at Camp Crystal Lake, and the counselors
<v Speaker 1>are like, oh, let's have sex. Oh, let's let's have sex.
<v Speaker 1>I'm so horny. And then they got in the and
<v Speaker 1>it got in.
<v Speaker 4>The sleeping bags, and then Jason picked him up and
<v Speaker 4>slammed him against a bunch of trees.
<v Speaker 1>And then broke the a I'll never forget that ship
<v Speaker 1>and then they just shoot his ass back into space.
<v Speaker 1>This is the best movie of all time.
<v Speaker 2>Why did people not like it?
<v Speaker 1>It's just campy. It is just because, I mean, the
<v Speaker 1>idea is.
<v Speaker 3>Never one was kind of tired on the Friday franchise
<v Speaker 3>at that point anywhere, you know, and like it wasn't
<v Speaker 3>the same and it's campy.
<v Speaker 1>And sure, yeah, but uh fucking amazing. I have this.
<v Speaker 1>I have forty copies of this movie on every single
<v Speaker 1>release has probably ever been released on.
<v Speaker 4>I have never left its side. It is genuinely one
<v Speaker 4>of my favorite horror movies.
<v Speaker 1>Ever. I didn't have to really worry about you guys
<v Speaker 1>taking that one.
<v Speaker 3>So I was like, oh, yeah, that was like I
<v Speaker 3>knew that was gonna be yours. The only way I
<v Speaker 3>stipe that is be a dick, you know, Yeah, sure
<v Speaker 3>that was your one of your favorites.
<v Speaker 2>I definitely considered it. Terrifier was the only one I
<v Speaker 2>thought I was gonna not get away with what I'm
<v Speaker 2>glad I did.
<v Speaker 4>So there was gonna be two there was. It was
<v Speaker 4>either one or the other here. So this next pick,
<v Speaker 4>I was either gonna do this is my fourth pick.
<v Speaker 4>This really comes down to how many times I've seen
<v Speaker 4>them each and like which one I would pop on
<v Speaker 4>more again, I guess. So it was either gonna be
<v Speaker 4>Texas Chainsaw Massacre two, which I think while the first
<v Speaker 4>one is the one that everyone remembers, Texas Chainsaw two
<v Speaker 4>is fucking awesome. That movie is so fucking good.
<v Speaker 2>I still haven't seen it. I still haven't seen it.
<v Speaker 1>It is so unbelievable. The characters they introduced. Chop Top
<v Speaker 1>is an all time character, the the.
<v Speaker 4>The rundown into the into their like carnival fucking layer.
<v Speaker 4>Uh you know, just everything screams like like fuck you guys.
<v Speaker 4>Like that's that's genuinely what the movie was. Yeah, there
<v Speaker 4>wasn't enough blood in the first movie. There wasn't enough
<v Speaker 4>told about the family down. He said, Okay, well how
<v Speaker 4>about they fucking are in a carnival layer and uh,
<v Speaker 4>there's this guy named.
<v Speaker 1>Chop Top, and how about we cut this guy's fucking
<v Speaker 1>head off at the beginning of it, and like it
<v Speaker 1>was just like the biggest.
<v Speaker 4>Middle finger ever, and like, yeah, I just yeah, it's
<v Speaker 4>fucking awesome. So it was either between that one or
<v Speaker 4>another movie here, and I might lean towards this one
<v Speaker 4>just because of how many times I've watched it. And
<v Speaker 4>it's House of a Thousand Corpses, okay, which is a
<v Speaker 4>movie that I have seen on TV. I don't know
<v Speaker 4>how many times I've fucking seen it on TV. It's
<v Speaker 4>got to be five hundred thousand, million, super fucking fun movie.
<v Speaker 4>Probably my favorite Rob zombie movie ever. I actually don't
<v Speaker 4>really love his all his movies that much, but House
<v Speaker 4>of a Thousand Corpses is like super just super.
<v Speaker 2>Fun, fucking solid. So this is also my fourth I believe, right, Yeah,
<v Speaker 2>that's right right. I don't know how much I've talked
<v Speaker 2>about this movie with any one, let alone you guys,
<v Speaker 2>but I I just remember how I felt when I
<v Speaker 2>watched it. So I'm gonna I'm gonna go with the
<v Speaker 2>first Jeepers Creepers movie. You mentioned Jeepers Creepers earlier. Is
<v Speaker 2>it gonna take Japers? I fucking really liked the first
<v Speaker 2>Cheepers Creepers movie. It had like, first of all, Justin
<v Speaker 2>Long is.
<v Speaker 1>Gonna be an automatic w uh?
<v Speaker 2>And like I just remember thinking this was like the
<v Speaker 2>creepiest fucking thing I've ever seen. Like I watched this
<v Speaker 2>maybe around the time when it came out, so I
<v Speaker 2>was young, and I've watched it a couple of times since,
<v Speaker 2>and like it's not it gets a little like not
<v Speaker 2>as scary as it was when I saw it the
<v Speaker 2>first time, but I still hold on to like the
<v Speaker 2>feeling of dread when like they're fucking driving by and
<v Speaker 2>he's dragging it into the fucking base and then like him,
<v Speaker 2>I mean, like Justin Long talking to the fucking I
<v Speaker 2>don't know if it was at the police station or whatever.
<v Speaker 1>She's talking.
<v Speaker 2>He's talking to the woman and she starts singing the
<v Speaker 2>Jeeper Screepers song all the ship with the eye Uh,
<v Speaker 2>Jeeper Screepers truck, dude, Yes, jeepercreepers truck. He I mean,
<v Speaker 2>he fucking flies and lands on their truck and then
<v Speaker 2>you see his face and his face opens. He takes
<v Speaker 2>fucking uh Justin Long to have. I mean, there's a
<v Speaker 2>lot of scary fucking shit I remember. I remember being
<v Speaker 2>like having just a feeling of dread watching that whole thing.
<v Speaker 4>Jeeper Scrapers, too was a TV movie classic that was
<v Speaker 4>always on.
<v Speaker 1>Is that that that was a school bus one?
<v Speaker 2>Yes, that's right, And I think I've only watched that
<v Speaker 2>once as well, and I don't think I liked it
<v Speaker 2>as much, so I haven't went back to it.
<v Speaker 1>And then they made another one and they made to
<v Speaker 1>talk about it. Yeah that was awful.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, yeah, we all got to talk about probably any
<v Speaker 2>more than maybe two. You could talk about anything after that.
<v Speaker 2>You probably don't need to, I mean, but I mean.
<v Speaker 4>Jeeper Screepers is one of those was one of those
<v Speaker 4>ideas that like I think, I in my head, they
<v Speaker 4>probably could have had way more. Maybe they just didn't
<v Speaker 4>explore it enough for me to like put it in
<v Speaker 4>my favorite Like it's one of those movies that very
<v Speaker 4>easily could have been I think, but they just fucking
<v Speaker 4>left it wide open.
<v Speaker 2>I mean, the ending is too and like I'm actually
<v Speaker 2>surprised you even get to see the dude Jeeper Creeper.
<v Speaker 2>I was like, I feel like this is like not
<v Speaker 2>a one and done. Why do I like you could
<v Speaker 2>keep this for another movie and reveal this dude. I
<v Speaker 2>mean they run this dude over with a yeah, he
<v Speaker 2>just he's alive still. Yeah, I mean a great fucking
<v Speaker 2>movie in my opinion.
<v Speaker 3>All right, Tony, all right now, I mean, yeah, my
<v Speaker 3>final two, I'm gonna go Nightmare on Elm Street number.
<v Speaker 1>One, sho number one.
<v Speaker 3>That's not necessarily well, I guess I don't couldn't say
<v Speaker 3>that I have a favorite number in Elm Street. Just
<v Speaker 3>a whole franchise is fucking sweet, you know what I mean,
<v Speaker 3>because I it's one of those things where it's another
<v Speaker 3>one of those where you watch one, then you watch another,
<v Speaker 3>and you watch them all and it's just like fun
<v Speaker 3>to watch them all back to death. I think I
<v Speaker 3>had like the box set at one point of like
<v Speaker 3>all of them or something, you know, which was cool.
<v Speaker 3>I don't know where they're at now, you know, I
<v Speaker 3>was in high school or something, but yeah, just uh sweet.
<v Speaker 3>Franchise goes up there with you know, Jason Freddie and
<v Speaker 3>Jason so gotta be on my list there.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah.
<v Speaker 4>The the final scene of Nightmare where they pull the
<v Speaker 4>inflatable through the window is one of my favorite scenes
<v Speaker 4>ever because of how ridiculous it looks.
<v Speaker 1>They just literally pull an inflatable doll through a window,
<v Speaker 1>which is like, yeah, this works for me.
<v Speaker 4>I think that's where I was like, all right, yeah,
<v Speaker 4>I fuck with ELM Street like a lot.
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, it's awesome. And then like the idea of it,
<v Speaker 3>like you go to sleep and then like your nightmare
<v Speaker 3>takes over. It's fucking crazy, and then you never want
<v Speaker 3>to go to You never want to go to bed.
<v Speaker 3>It's like fucking scary ship fuck you up. As like
<v Speaker 3>a kid dude, definitely, because like he was young and
<v Speaker 3>you're like, oh shit, I don't want to go to
<v Speaker 3>sleep now because you watch them like late at night
<v Speaker 3>and then you're you're trying to go to bed.
<v Speaker 1>Watch out.
<v Speaker 3>The car's transforming Freddy Sweater right.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah at the end.
<v Speaker 4>Yeah, the uh it reminds me of that that creepy pasta,
<v Speaker 4>which is like the one where like you live your
<v Speaker 4>life or whatever and then you see like a lamp
<v Speaker 4>or something that like have you guys heard that before?
<v Speaker 4>So like you live your entire life or whatever, and
<v Speaker 4>everything's great and everything's good and whatever. Yeah, but then
<v Speaker 4>one day, like you see like a lamp on the
<v Speaker 4>on the table that doesn't seem real. It looks like
<v Speaker 4>a minecraft lamp or something and you're like the fuck
<v Speaker 4>is this and then like you realize that you have
<v Speaker 4>been asleep for your entire life and like no, what Yeah,
<v Speaker 4>it was something like that. I just remember that from
<v Speaker 4>a long time ago movie. I don't know, it probably
<v Speaker 4>won't be.
<v Speaker 1>Eventually, right.
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, there was a movie where like a house comes
<v Speaker 3>alive which has to kill you. I remember seeing that
<v Speaker 3>as a kid. It's like the shower got really hot
<v Speaker 3>and then and they like burned somebody alive.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah.
<v Speaker 3>I don't remember what movie it was, but it was
<v Speaker 3>like crazy, like, wow, you should do that tiny shock
<v Speaker 3>somebody and start someone fire.
<v Speaker 1>We should do that. But when the water comes down,
<v Speaker 1>you go, oh, it's not hot. That's not hot.
<v Speaker 3>I thought my shower was not hot.
<v Speaker 1>It's just minor inconvenienced. Ah fuck that nobody started my coffee.
<v Speaker 3>All my last one here.
<v Speaker 1>We experienced that in Japan. James. That was real for us,
<v Speaker 1>and it was a horror movie. James had to say,
<v Speaker 1>just should be through the house. Yeah, fattest hell trying
<v Speaker 1>to ship inside his house. All right, teddy, last one?
<v Speaker 1>All right?
<v Speaker 3>Aunorable mentioned to the Fly we talked about it. Go
<v Speaker 3>by the way, to fly by the way Jeff Goblum's
<v Speaker 3>version just to make it out their fly t kind
<v Speaker 3>of sucks. If you ever saw the one, it's like
<v Speaker 3>his son, I.
<v Speaker 2>Mean, I mean, like the scene where he's picking the
<v Speaker 2>goddamn wings is like fucking disgusting.
<v Speaker 1>I mean it is.
<v Speaker 4>It is absolutely a disgusting movie when his fingernails.
<v Speaker 3>Start coming off and he's oozing, and like, yeah, it's awesome.
<v Speaker 1>You don't explore disgusting horror so much anymore.
<v Speaker 3>All practical effects too, Like he just wore this ship
<v Speaker 3>and he like like oozed all over himself. It was
<v Speaker 3>awesome though. And then my last one, I'm gonna have
<v Speaker 3>to pick. It's another like childhood thing. You might consider
<v Speaker 3>it a thriller, but I consider horror. Was Jaws because
<v Speaker 3>that is like a monster movie underwater, and that's like
<v Speaker 3>the way they shot that movie is so realistic that
<v Speaker 3>when I was a kid, I was fucking terrified to
<v Speaker 3>go in the water. So that movie just scared the
<v Speaker 3>ship out of me.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, yeah, yeah, because I want I didn't because I
<v Speaker 2>see Jaws brought up in horror all the time.
<v Speaker 1>What James do you is it a horror movie to you?
<v Speaker 3>I would say so based off like the do You Do?
<v Speaker 2>You have a line where horror or thriller becomes horror.
<v Speaker 1>It's a feeling, isn't it feel? Okay?
<v Speaker 3>I think with the amount of blood in that movie
<v Speaker 3>and the uh, the suspense of like the killer coming
<v Speaker 3>after because this is like a killer coming after people, right, yeah,
<v Speaker 3>in the water. And then this has spent so many
<v Speaker 3>movies that were like inspired from that to make their
<v Speaker 3>own movie, you know what I mean? Sure, So I
<v Speaker 3>feel like that's where I draw the line, is like.
<v Speaker 2>Because it's not just a horror maybe that's where it
<v Speaker 2>gets weird.
<v Speaker 1>Right, Yeah, I mean I I I'll let it pass.
<v Speaker 1>I think Jaws probably is okay for this.
<v Speaker 4>I don't know if like if once again, the good
<v Speaker 4>litmus tests for that would be, hey, let's put on
<v Speaker 4>a horror movie and you say Jaws, Like that's not
<v Speaker 4>what I.
<v Speaker 2>Meant, but okay, Yeah, I mean I'd be confused.
<v Speaker 1>A little, right.
<v Speaker 4>But I think in the grand scheme of I think
<v Speaker 4>Tony made a good point of inspiration. I think a
<v Speaker 4>lot of horror was probably inspired by some of the
<v Speaker 4>tent scenes.
<v Speaker 2>It's a scary movie.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, maybe let that go.
<v Speaker 3>So I was going based off of like the effects
<v Speaker 3>of like you had on my life, you know what
<v Speaker 3>I mean. Like when I saw this movie, it like
<v Speaker 3>stuck with me and then it terrified me to go
<v Speaker 3>in like.
<v Speaker 1>Final Destination with log trucks every time I see.
<v Speaker 2>Well, that'll jump me here, James, because I think that
<v Speaker 2>might be my really but that's okay, So that's what
<v Speaker 2>I don't Final Destination I think is a horror.
<v Speaker 1>Sense. Yeah, Like so yeah, it's not a jumpy Tony
<v Speaker 1>because I know you were talking about No, no, that's it.
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, you know that movie just Josh just terrified me
<v Speaker 3>and you know, still thinking about it.
<v Speaker 2>When the water, I don't know if there's like a
<v Speaker 2>you know, a line of if if it scares you,
<v Speaker 2>is it horror because I could see that being Yeah.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I mean Final Destination is definitely a horror movie. Yeah.
<v Speaker 2>So Final Destation two is the one with the law
<v Speaker 2>and that's like my favorite Final Destination. Final Destination one
<v Speaker 2>is still cool. You go to the second one, yes, uh,
<v Speaker 2>because I think Final Destination two has more like I mean,
<v Speaker 2>like you said, the fucking log scene, like that's like
<v Speaker 2>something that permanently changed my brain.
<v Speaker 1>Like like like legit.
<v Speaker 4>It changed anyone that grew up in like the early
<v Speaker 4>two thousands, that probably changed your life forever. Like I
<v Speaker 4>genuinely can't look at a log truck without thinking, holy shite.
<v Speaker 2>No, no way, anything like that, Like even like you
<v Speaker 2>know those drawns that carry the fucking cars or whatever,
<v Speaker 2>Like anything you get behind it fall off of that
<v Speaker 2>fucking you know, changes your shit entirely.
<v Speaker 4>Yeah all right, yeah, so for my last pick, I'm
<v Speaker 4>picking a two thousand and one movie called Slashers, Oh,
<v Speaker 4>which is yeah, I definitely am not quiet about it
<v Speaker 4>being one of my.
<v Speaker 1>Favorite movies ever. Slashers was a film that I rented
<v Speaker 1>from a this does not exist, none of this exists anymore.
<v Speaker 1>I went to you can't find a movie like this anymore.
<v Speaker 4>But I went to Video Zone, which existed out here
<v Speaker 4>beside the grocery store back in the day, and I
<v Speaker 4>found this movie called Slashers, and I took you back
<v Speaker 4>home and I put it in and on my c
<v Speaker 4>R two TV in my room and I watched it
<v Speaker 4>and I was like, wow, I am like enthralled with
<v Speaker 4>this idea of this movie and like watch it. But yeah,
<v Speaker 4>so like the ideas is a Japanese game show that's
<v Speaker 4>happening in America, and it's a show where they put
<v Speaker 4>you in like it. I think it's like a redone
<v Speaker 4>paintball course is what they ended up using for the movie.
<v Speaker 4>But it's like an obstacle course that has three serial
<v Speaker 4>killers in it, and it.
<v Speaker 1>Has different areas.
<v Speaker 4>Yeah, so it has different areas that you have to survive,
<v Speaker 4>and whoever survives by the end of the game and
<v Speaker 4>gets to the end when it's like a million dollars
<v Speaker 4>and gets to live. Yeah, I mean, like they they
<v Speaker 4>have different serial killers. So like the idea, and I'm
<v Speaker 4>so sad because they never they never did anything else
<v Speaker 4>with it. It was just one of those B movies
<v Speaker 4>that just never like it was.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, so.
<v Speaker 4>Which is c Yeah, it was a super like I
<v Speaker 4>thought it was a super fun idea one that like
<v Speaker 4>I can I can understand why it probably didn't pop off,
<v Speaker 4>but like especially with the time it came out and
<v Speaker 4>all that and straight to you know, video stores, but uh,
<v Speaker 4>one that I love.
<v Speaker 1>They that they could have done so much. They because
<v Speaker 1>even in like the the beginning of the movie, they
<v Speaker 1>showed all these serial killers, they didn't use right, like
<v Speaker 1>they they only picked three killers, but there's like a
<v Speaker 1>slew of serial killers, right, so yeah, that's crazy, and
<v Speaker 1>like you can't be you can't be arrested or anything,
<v Speaker 1>like you can kill and be killed and do whatever
<v Speaker 1>you want.
<v Speaker 4>In this place is total amnesty, so you can do
<v Speaker 4>you know, whatever you want with with no legal repercussions.
<v Speaker 4>There's like there's and you know, they play up tropes
<v Speaker 4>and horror movies in this thing. So like there's like
<v Speaker 4>the sex room where you know it's a film show, right,
<v Speaker 4>so like if you have sex in this room, the
<v Speaker 4>killers won't kill you for the time that you are
<v Speaker 4>having sex, and then they give you like a free
<v Speaker 4>time to run away. So they yeah, because like they're
<v Speaker 4>trying to get there, so they're trying to get like
<v Speaker 4>ratings and like you know money and stuff. So like yeah, yeah,
<v Speaker 4>so like sex cells and yeah, so they had a
<v Speaker 4>bunch of interesting ideas that played with the tropes of
<v Speaker 4>horror and like they had fucking the Preacher man, you know,
<v Speaker 4>like just fun serial killer like gimmicks, you know, the doctor,
<v Speaker 4>the Good Doctor. You know, like I thought, this, Yeah,
<v Speaker 4>it's super sick.
<v Speaker 1>Is this so is this not on like a streaming
<v Speaker 1>thing you can get. You're saying like you actually don't know.
<v Speaker 1>I I own it. I own it. I owned fucking
<v Speaker 1>hundred another movie one hundred.
<v Speaker 2>Pretty sure you got one delivered to your house while
<v Speaker 2>I was at your house.
<v Speaker 4>Yeah, it was like they they did a re release
<v Speaker 4>with a bunch of extra content, which I couldn't fucking believe.
<v Speaker 1>By the way, I just couldn't believe. Yeah that is nuts.
<v Speaker 4>But yeah, yeah, which goes to show like today is
<v Speaker 4>such a niche, Like what a time to just enjoy
<v Speaker 4>anything ever, right, because like I feel like.
<v Speaker 1>Everything on your fingertips.
<v Speaker 4>Yeah right, Like what do you mean you're doing a
<v Speaker 4>two thousand and one re release of a movie no
<v Speaker 4>one ever saw? Right, Like that's like ridiculous, you know,
<v Speaker 4>fucking ridiculous. And but yeah, I owned like one hundred
<v Speaker 4>copies of this and I hope to I own it
<v Speaker 4>on VHS, I on DVD.
<v Speaker 1>I owned the re release.
<v Speaker 4>I Yeah, so like I'll keep the as long as
<v Speaker 4>I'm alive. Slash of two thousand and one walls as awesome. Yeah,
<v Speaker 4>so if you haven't seen it, like I said, just
<v Speaker 4>look up Slasher's two thousand and one on you Tube
<v Speaker 4>and watching the parts is awesome.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, that sounds like squid Games super fine. I forgot
<v Speaker 1>there's an honorable mention squid Game.
<v Speaker 2>You got any honorable jams? Anything you thought? I have on,
<v Speaker 2>but you didn't put on.
<v Speaker 3>Your recommendation if you worked at a Blockbuster, what would.
<v Speaker 1>You Cabin in the woods? Okay? Oh yeah, sure.
<v Speaker 4>I think that was a super fun movie that exported
<v Speaker 4>some fun ideas and had a great ending.
<v Speaker 1>Like I said, New Nightmare, Nightmare, Ault Nightmare. Sure, thanks
<v Speaker 1>a chanceaw to Jason lives fry at thirteenth saw six
<v Speaker 1>Terrified two?
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I saw six Terrified two was also on mine. Uh,
<v Speaker 2>you guys walk with any of the Chucky movies that much?
<v Speaker 1>Yes? I did, like I like Broaden Chucky a lot. Yeah.
<v Speaker 4>I think the Child's Play movies were good too. I
<v Speaker 4>don't know if they're my favorite ever, but I definitely good.
<v Speaker 4>I go out of my way to watch them.
<v Speaker 2>One that is more recent that I I remember, like,
<v Speaker 2>I don't know if I saw it with you or
<v Speaker 2>if I saw with deb I thought Black Phone was
<v Speaker 2>fucking awesome. Yeah, yeah, I was trying to figure out
<v Speaker 2>I like if I liked it enough to put on
<v Speaker 2>my list. It was just one that I remembered like thinking, oh,
<v Speaker 2>this is like fucking pretty sweet. I gotta rewatch it.
<v Speaker 2>There's one the Descent. I remember thinking of a lot
<v Speaker 2>of the ending fucking wor like just I mean, nobody's
<v Speaker 2>fucking survives this fucking cave. I was like, oh, well,
<v Speaker 2>this is the worst feeling I've ever had before. Yeah, sure,
<v Speaker 2>this makes me feel like shit, that sucks. That one
<v Speaker 2>sucked me up a lot. There's another one that I
<v Speaker 2>don't I I don't know if this is it might
<v Speaker 2>be more of a thriller. I don't have you guys
<v Speaker 2>seen joy Ride?
<v Speaker 1>Uh no, what is that?
<v Speaker 2>Joe Right, it's a it's a movie where there's these dudes,
<v Speaker 2>or it's two guys and a girl and they're like
<v Speaker 2>on a fu Well, they're taking a fucking road trip.
<v Speaker 1>They're taking this Steve.
<v Speaker 3>Yes, dude, Yes, okay, yes, I know what you're talking about.
<v Speaker 3>So they they yes, dude, okay, I know what you're
<v Speaker 3>fucking Yes, this is definitely yeah.
<v Speaker 2>They talk to They talked. They like, they start fucking
<v Speaker 2>with this trucker on a ceebee radio and it turns
<v Speaker 2>out the trucker is like a fucking psychopath, like he's
<v Speaker 2>a killer, and he follows them all through their road
<v Speaker 2>trip and like that, he's stalking them the whole way
<v Speaker 2>and it's just them trying to avoid this dude the
<v Speaker 2>whole time. And he's Rusty Nail was his name. He
<v Speaker 2>kidnaps the It is awesome.
<v Speaker 3>Paul Walker's in that movie, James, you gotta see this.
<v Speaker 3>It's awesome.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, Like, I forget about it. That's a that's another
<v Speaker 2>movie I saw, like when I was younger, that like yeah.
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, yeah, I saw it like DVD or something.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, yeah, I forget. I forget what the dude's license
<v Speaker 1>plate was. It was like, uh.
<v Speaker 2>Fuck, what was it? But it was I remember like thinking,
<v Speaker 2>what the fuck, this dude's license plate is fucking scariest
<v Speaker 2>ship too. It might have been just been joy Ride.
<v Speaker 2>Actually that's probably what it was.
<v Speaker 1>That probably makes sense.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, sure, but I remember the license plate having meanings,
<v Speaker 2>so I was like, oh, maybe it is the name
<v Speaker 2>of the movie. Yeah, joy Ride. I thought was that
<v Speaker 2>almost if I if I wasn't gonna put Final Destination too,
<v Speaker 2>it was gonna be joy Ride.
<v Speaker 3>I forgot about that. That's a good movie.
<v Speaker 1>One. Yeah, dude, I need to go check that again.
<v Speaker 1>That's a good one. Very fun. Did you have any
<v Speaker 1>more honorable stony.
<v Speaker 3>No, not really, it's just like all the stuff we
<v Speaker 3>were talking about.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, yeah, wow, that was awesome. I enjoyed this a lot.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, me too. It was fun. Yeah, that's cool.
<v Speaker 4>By the way, when I said evil also like the
<v Speaker 4>original Evil Dead's obviously, but the remake Evil Dead that
<v Speaker 4>they did.
<v Speaker 1>In like the early twenty tens, is that right. Yeah,
<v Speaker 1>it's definitely one.
<v Speaker 4>That fell under the radar of like, oh, I'm not
<v Speaker 4>watching this, like like I definitely was like in the
<v Speaker 4>same thing. It was gonna be good right where I
<v Speaker 4>was like I saw in theaters actually, and like my
<v Speaker 4>first thought was like I'm gonna hate this because like
<v Speaker 4>you can't you can't do this without Bruce Campbell. But yeah,
<v Speaker 4>he was like a part of it. I think in
<v Speaker 4>some way. I think because he was at the end
<v Speaker 4>there was like a little post credit with him. Most
<v Speaker 4>is funny, but super under ready. I think it's another
<v Speaker 4>one that no.
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, shout out to Hell Razor. Also, I forgot about
<v Speaker 3>those movies. Yeah, Hell Razor, for sure, I redid when
<v Speaker 3>you said they redid it, and then they redid hell Razer,
<v Speaker 3>Remember they redid that movie?
<v Speaker 1>Like, yeah, that movie that they should have done that. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
<v Speaker 1>those movies are lucky they were good in the first place.
<v Speaker 2>And like, yeah, I'm sure there's definitely a ton of
<v Speaker 2>favorites that we left out here. So you know, feel
<v Speaker 2>free to let us know what's your were top five, let.
<v Speaker 1>Us Jennifer Anderson's Leprechaun, what everyone hornswoggles in?
<v Speaker 2>What's your favorite ones are? Also, let us know some
<v Speaker 2>other shit you'd like us to draft in the future,
<v Speaker 2>because we want to start fucking doing these again, so
<v Speaker 2>let us know. And because that and top fives and
<v Speaker 2>shit like that, I think we're gonna jump back into here.
<v Speaker 2>So leave us with some gestions on on on stuff
<v Speaker 2>you want us to talk more about and argue with
<v Speaker 2>each other about and get yelled at about.
<v Speaker 1>That's what I want to do, all right Now, it's
<v Speaker 1>time to get into WWF Shotgun Saturday Night, February eighth,
<v Speaker 1>nineteen ninety seven.
<v Speaker 2>Sorry, So there are two versions of this that can
<v Speaker 2>be watched. You can either watch the WWE Vault version.
<v Speaker 3>They cut stuff out of their stuff and we don't.
<v Speaker 2>Like the I think James watched that one, right, I
<v Speaker 2>watched that one, and Tony watched both and I watched
<v Speaker 2>the other one.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I watched both of them.
<v Speaker 3>I watched the Vault one and then I went back
<v Speaker 3>and watched the other one and like skimmed it to
<v Speaker 3>find the missing items.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, which there's not many of. But there is something
<v Speaker 2>that you would have missed, James, because it's the very
<v Speaker 2>beginning of the show. Here, the Amtrak train pulls up
<v Speaker 2>because we're in Pain station here, the Amtrak train pulls
<v Speaker 2>up and Crazy Train is playing, and the cameraman goes
<v Speaker 2>inside the Amtrak and the Undertaker is driving this thing.
<v Speaker 3>Dude with crazy Ozzy Osbourne's Crazy Train and the Undertaker
<v Speaker 3>just standing there in the Amtrack.
<v Speaker 2>And Taker looks over the can at the camera and.
<v Speaker 1>Says, welcome to Amtrack's Night Train to Hell. And then
<v Speaker 1>it blows the Amtrak horn and then it goes to
<v Speaker 1>the Dudely shit, that was so corny anymore corny?
<v Speaker 3>With the Undertaker.
<v Speaker 1>Man's tickets, No one rides for free the track copyright
<v Speaker 1>trademark trained to WWF like wasn't doing well. He had
<v Speaker 1>to get a second job.
<v Speaker 2>Well, they were just going back to New gen James
<v Speaker 2>where guys did two jobs.
<v Speaker 3>They had a job that they are also wrestlers, their.
<v Speaker 1>Weeken Warriors, all of them.
<v Speaker 2>I have three people on this amtrak that haven't paid
<v Speaker 2>bring me the Guardian Angels to kill them.
<v Speaker 3>It was it was cool to see a crazy train
<v Speaker 3>though as a song like they play.
<v Speaker 2>Got cut Crazy Yeah, I mean like, yeah, I don't know.
<v Speaker 2>They shotgun Satday Night. Must have put them in the
<v Speaker 2>mega debt. They paid for a lot of ship here.
<v Speaker 1>They couldn't have done like a Jimmy Hart remix like
<v Speaker 1>Wild Car or something.
<v Speaker 2>No fuck that, We're gonna just cut this thing. Actually sorry.
<v Speaker 4>Yeah, so we get the Shotgun Saturday Night intro here,
<v Speaker 4>which is the stuff. You know, it's pretty much the same.
<v Speaker 4>Sean on the car and you know Son.
<v Speaker 3>Shirtless saw Michaels on a car the one new.
<v Speaker 1>I have not seen the gold Dust one before. I
<v Speaker 1>thought that was so funny.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, so gold Dust is in a bar in full
<v Speaker 2>gear with entrance robe taking shots.
<v Speaker 1>With the boys. Yeah yeah, man, that's what it's all about.
<v Speaker 2>Sadly not on this episode gold Dust.
<v Speaker 1>But yeah, they weren't.
<v Speaker 4>Apparently they just weren't doing well because they could only
<v Speaker 4>afford to have the godwins nine hundred times.
<v Speaker 1>On this ship in the Nation.
<v Speaker 2>I mean they had the Nation and the godwins. If
<v Speaker 2>you only watch Shotguns, Saurday Night is the biggest feud
<v Speaker 2>in wrestling.
<v Speaker 1>Where where's the Flying Nuns or whatever they were?
<v Speaker 2>Remember, they already changed. They are already out of that
<v Speaker 2>the They're just over yeah, Yeah.
<v Speaker 1>They're already over that shot. Yeah.
<v Speaker 2>There's definitely got to be some kids that only watch
<v Speaker 2>local TV in New York that only saw Shotguns. The
<v Speaker 2>Undertaker is a train conductor and the Godwins are the
<v Speaker 2>top bag here.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, Undertaker is a train conductor and they're trying to
<v Speaker 1>push him to face Sewn Michaels for the World Rest
<v Speaker 1>of the Federation title. I don't know about that, buddy.
<v Speaker 1>I'm watching WW watch you at the Bar with gold
<v Speaker 1>Dust Pal. So tonight we have Undertaker versus Hunter Hurst
<v Speaker 1>Helmsley for the Intercontinental Championship. Triple H is the current champion.
<v Speaker 2>They show like a text in the you know, to
<v Speaker 2>show what the matches are. The text is like fucking
<v Speaker 2>insane looking. It's just letters all over the place.
<v Speaker 1>I love it.
<v Speaker 4>I love the I love the aesthetic here. I think
<v Speaker 4>this is especially for having it in Penn Station. I
<v Speaker 4>think it's very cool. Does the heart of WWF match
<v Speaker 4>this branding?
<v Speaker 1>No, Noah doesn't.
<v Speaker 2>No, But maybe that's why it's like interesting to watch
<v Speaker 2>because it's so far removed from everything else. I mean,
<v Speaker 2>this is just an indie show.
<v Speaker 4>Right, it's it's it's like, damn this branding, like it
<v Speaker 4>is so well done, and then it's like whatever's happening
<v Speaker 4>on the screen doesn't match that branding, if that makes sense.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, no, No, you're right, I say this is EACW
<v Speaker 2>branding with the Godwins, right.
<v Speaker 1>Like, shouldn't Elm would be fucking Sonny on this show
<v Speaker 1>or something?
<v Speaker 2>Gold should be the Shotguns Saturday Night World Champion like
<v Speaker 2>it's Terry Funk. They obviously are very much, slowly but
<v Speaker 2>surely giving up on this show as we go through
<v Speaker 2>this series, because yeah, the biggest names on the show
<v Speaker 2>were Taker and Triple H and they're in the mid card.
<v Speaker 1>Why from Penn Station. Oh my, the Amtrak all aboard
<v Speaker 1>shotgunser The presentation kicks ass man, it is. It is awesome.
<v Speaker 4>So we start off here with the Godwins versus the Nation. Uh,
<v Speaker 4>the Godwins are already in the ring.
<v Speaker 1>We have a country boy, Country country boy.
<v Speaker 4>It is a smaller ring, of course than the normal
<v Speaker 4>twenty foot w W ring. We were looking though, at
<v Speaker 4>a sixteen footer Tonight NXT style looking ring.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, which sixteen.
<v Speaker 4>Right, yeah, sixteen, And I mean they're moving like it's
<v Speaker 4>a sixteen. Everyone in here is like six foot five six,
<v Speaker 4>so they're.
<v Speaker 3>Taking one step. I haven't run the tag matches in here.
<v Speaker 3>With both teams standing in the ring, it's like the
<v Speaker 3>whole ring is full.
<v Speaker 1>It's crazy kids ship.
<v Speaker 4>So the Godwins come out or they're already in the ring,
<v Speaker 4>and the Godwin's name card says that the Godwins love
<v Speaker 4>he haw.
<v Speaker 1>Right. This is this is very similar to the product
<v Speaker 1>d c W was putting on at the time.
<v Speaker 3>It's what you're saying with like the it's like the
<v Speaker 3>crazy text too, but it's like new gen jokes and
<v Speaker 3>it's like this just doesn't match. What do you do?
<v Speaker 2>I mean even Vincent Sonny had a name plate because
<v Speaker 2>they're on commentary here for the show, by the way,
<v Speaker 2>and their name plate said they talk a lot.
<v Speaker 1>Vincent fucking got me there. We should rip patterns in it.
<v Speaker 2>Sonny says that the Godwins have left them a little
<v Speaker 2>momento on their table, and Vince says, oh, what is that?
<v Speaker 2>I don't know what it is? What is that?
<v Speaker 1>It was a piece of ship? Was it ship?
<v Speaker 2>No?
<v Speaker 1>I don't know what it was like it looks like ship,
<v Speaker 1>Like it was a The invitation is Sunday supper.
<v Speaker 2>Oh, Uncle Elmer's gonna be there.
<v Speaker 1>Written on pig shit. Sorry, I don't know what it was. Oh,
<v Speaker 1>they left a turn here. Sorry.
<v Speaker 4>So the Nation come down a set of stairs here
<v Speaker 4>in Penn Station. The way they have this cut off.
<v Speaker 1>Is like very cool looking. This is like very cool,
<v Speaker 1>the way they come down.
<v Speaker 4>The stairs and the fans are all like, it's just
<v Speaker 4>a walkway to the ring through the fans.
<v Speaker 1>It's very dope. Yeah.
<v Speaker 2>I mean some dudes just rush through the crowd and
<v Speaker 2>go over the barricade. But the Nation, there is an
<v Speaker 2>aisleway that you can.
<v Speaker 1>Take, can crush. Their name cards say feel at home
<v Speaker 1>in New York. The hell does that mean? I have
<v Speaker 1>no idea. We're in Penn Station. I thought the hell
<v Speaker 1>is New York?
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, you're in Pennsylvania.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, what's going on here?
<v Speaker 3>Doesn't make any sense.
<v Speaker 2>Vince says, the crowd is channing jailbirdic Crush and that
<v Speaker 2>affects CRUSH's performance.
<v Speaker 1>Was he in da yeah? Or are we done with
<v Speaker 1>that now he's a criminal?
<v Speaker 4>Oh okay, yeah, that's true. Criminally fucking ruining this show, buddy.
<v Speaker 2>Criminally pissing me off. Vince says that Pimius did have
<v Speaker 2>a crush on Sunny at one time, and Sonny says,
<v Speaker 2>he's probably one of the people downloading my one point
<v Speaker 2>four million pictures on America Online. You got one point
<v Speaker 2>four million pictures of one point four million downloads.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, she was the.
<v Speaker 3>Most downloaded diva. I remember that from being a kid.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, she was a cyber babe. Yeah, yeah she was.
<v Speaker 2>And that was like her whole push here right, that
<v Speaker 2>she was the most downloaded woman.
<v Speaker 1>Francinas one point five million pictures and I don't know,
<v Speaker 1>some people have been saying that might be the hottest
<v Speaker 1>chick love reason. Yeah, it was on the here dude.
<v Speaker 2>We forgot to mention, by the way, we didn't do
<v Speaker 2>observers for this because we've already done them, Like the
<v Speaker 2>are all very close to each other, like the area
<v Speaker 2>of time that we've already covered. We've already covered pretty
<v Speaker 2>much all the observers at this point, so that is
<v Speaker 2>why there's not any But James did have a tid
<v Speaker 2>but there that Meltzer said that Fernin is one point
<v Speaker 2>five billion's.
<v Speaker 1>Ever Yeah, so uh yeah.
<v Speaker 4>Sonny says that she's in the National Inquirer also, which
<v Speaker 4>for people, I guess there's young people that probably don't
<v Speaker 4>even know what this is.
<v Speaker 1>Ship. This was. This was the world's dirt sheet. It
<v Speaker 1>was a tabloid. Unbelievable.
<v Speaker 3>They would just make up, right, Yeah, they just make
<v Speaker 3>up ship and like put like an alien on the
<v Speaker 3>cover of this and then you just see it at
<v Speaker 3>the grocery store and like aliens are unpregnating Sonny or something,
<v Speaker 3>and then there's a picture of pregnantat and.
<v Speaker 1>It would just be it would just be stated as fact.
<v Speaker 1>It doesn't even say we're lying anywhere. It's just like, yeah,
<v Speaker 1>that's rights. Yeah, in Idaho, an alien impregnated Sonny. That's
<v Speaker 1>what she's talking about. Her.
<v Speaker 3>She was talking about that here, like, oh, maybe they're
<v Speaker 3>gonna show me impregnated, Like anybody that has no clue
<v Speaker 3>what she's talking about.
<v Speaker 1>But that's how the.
<v Speaker 3>Magazine was like they just make shu up and say yeah,
<v Speaker 3>this is true.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah.
<v Speaker 4>I mean, they would give you two of the craziest
<v Speaker 4>things back to back. And Alien has impregnated Sonny and
<v Speaker 4>Ray mystereo is fucking Jennifer Hannison.
<v Speaker 1>Though that was true. They were all true. They're all true, Sonny,
<v Speaker 1>that's right here, that was true.
<v Speaker 3>It is the National Inquiry. It's national so it's got
<v Speaker 3>to be true, you know.
<v Speaker 1>I uh so.
<v Speaker 4>Clarence Mason joins Vincent Sonny on commentary and Mason says
<v Speaker 4>that tonight Sonny and vins are honorary members of the Nation, which.
<v Speaker 1>Sonny I thought.
<v Speaker 4>He said, uh, you and Sonny unless like us, the
<v Speaker 4>viewers like.
<v Speaker 3>He says that they can join if they want, I think,
<v Speaker 3>or something like that, and how he sets it like
<v Speaker 3>Vincey and Sonny could be honorary members if they want.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, and Sunny sided.
<v Speaker 2>And Clarence Mason wants everyone to stand up and do
<v Speaker 2>the pledge of allegiance to the Nation of Domination, one
<v Speaker 2>nation under Farruk with liberty and justice for no one.
<v Speaker 1>Is that right? So Phineas and Crush start this one off.
<v Speaker 1>Big Phineas spits a very large loogie into the air
<v Speaker 1>and then catches it with his hair. Oh that was
<v Speaker 1>Nesty gives himself a spit shower.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, like it's it's gnarly. Also, he's doing this while
<v Speaker 2>the crowd is chanting nine to one one, and then
<v Speaker 2>they chant sucks Dick.
<v Speaker 1>Okay, sucks Dick is not on the network? When I
<v Speaker 1>don't think, oh they cut that one out. I do
<v Speaker 1>not remember.
<v Speaker 5>I remember hearing b WK, Yes, it's nine one one,
<v Speaker 5>Bischoff sucks dick and then he spits in the air
<v Speaker 5>and catches and then there's an east W chant and
<v Speaker 5>then b W.
<v Speaker 1>That's yeah, that's the one right there. Boys, Yeah, that's yeah,
<v Speaker 1>that's right. Yeah. Or they just wanted to call the
<v Speaker 1>cops for bad show starting off.
<v Speaker 2>Please arrest the booker of this fucking show. Go get
<v Speaker 2>pat patters if he's eating slot backstage.
<v Speaker 4>So Phineas gets back to the corner by Crush here
<v Speaker 4>and he runs down Crush with some great hope, punches
<v Speaker 4>out of the corner like this is completely lost, punching
<v Speaker 4>like this is lost, This doesn't happen anymore. Phineas then
<v Speaker 4>hits a few lines and Crush powders Phineas and Henry
<v Speaker 4>of course grabbed the slop bucket crowd.
<v Speaker 1>The crowd does like the slot bucket. They're ready to
<v Speaker 1>see something.
<v Speaker 2>I mean, like that's the most exciting part of the
<v Speaker 2>show other than like the one spot that it's talked
<v Speaker 2>about on this episode.
<v Speaker 4>So Todd Pettingill is in the middle of the crowd
<v Speaker 4>because we're still doing that. Yes, we're still doing this,
<v Speaker 4>which is nuts. Todd Pettingill is in the crowd. He
<v Speaker 4>has miked up with like an ear mic. We see
<v Speaker 4>him later with it too. Uh, And he's doing crowd work,
<v Speaker 4>kneeling next to a dude, little kid right beside the guard.
<v Speaker 4>I don't even know if he could see over. I
<v Speaker 4>don't even know what he's looking at. He's not watching
<v Speaker 4>the show.
<v Speaker 2>He I mean, it's definitely someone's kid that like got
<v Speaker 2>dragged here because their parents wanted to watch The Godwins
<v Speaker 2>Wrestle tonight.
<v Speaker 4>It was probably a kid that was trying to get
<v Speaker 4>on Amtrak and got lost and now he's just watching
<v Speaker 4>and Big.
<v Speaker 1>Wrestle his home alone three station. I gotta watch it.
<v Speaker 1>The godwins. The kid just gets up b w W
<v Speaker 1>Bishoff starts. This event changed his life forever, dude. He
<v Speaker 1>gets on the trade Welcome to AMTAG night trained hell dude.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, so Tom peden Gill points to this kid. He
<v Speaker 2>laughs at him, and he says, hey, this this is
<v Speaker 2>crushes a boy.
<v Speaker 1>Ha ha.
<v Speaker 2>I guess because the guardrails looked like bars, Like, oh wow, okay, well.
<v Speaker 1>Why are you bullying this little kid?
<v Speaker 3>Come on, leave him alone?
<v Speaker 1>Yeah? Yeah, I mean I didn't think. I didn't even
<v Speaker 1>get the joke. Wow, I figure, sure that makes sense.
<v Speaker 1>He also, yeah, that's what I say. He meets a
<v Speaker 1>dude with no front teeth.
<v Speaker 2>What's Hank? That's Hank with no teeth, and that says,
<v Speaker 2>what's your name? And guys are Hank and Todd's This
<v Speaker 2>guy saves one hundred thousand dollars a year on dental flaws.
<v Speaker 2>Anyway back to you, Vinces.
<v Speaker 1>Oh, thanks Tod Hank. He was crushed as a boy.
<v Speaker 2>How the fuck did this Todd been girl thing make
<v Speaker 2>it past episode?
<v Speaker 1>Funny dude?
<v Speaker 3>Before it wasn't it wasn't like this. Before, Before it
<v Speaker 3>was like who do you think is gonna win this match?
<v Speaker 1>Right?
<v Speaker 3>And then now it mean now he's like, yeah, you
<v Speaker 3>got no teeth?
<v Speaker 1>What the fuck.
<v Speaker 4>Okay, Tony, You're totally right. It was like very mean spirited.
<v Speaker 4>Thankfully he just took it.
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, they just wanted to be on TV. They didn't
<v Speaker 3>give a ship, but it was definitely mean spirited.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah.
<v Speaker 2>The crowd now is chanting, and I don't know if
<v Speaker 2>this made it to your cut, James. They're chanting. One
<v Speaker 2>side is chanting Nation sucks, and another side is chiming
<v Speaker 2>in with dick.
<v Speaker 1>I don't recall that one.
<v Speaker 4>I mean, there's definitely some chance that were going on.
<v Speaker 4>But they felt low, if that makes sense, So maybe
<v Speaker 4>they were there. I just couldn't make them out as good.
<v Speaker 4>So the audio was a lot louder on.
<v Speaker 1>The version I did click on the version that you
<v Speaker 1>guys watched, the audio was a lot louder compared to
<v Speaker 1>for good reason.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, it is a double sided crowd Nation sucks dick
<v Speaker 2>chant It says, well, very vocal crowd here at Penn station.
<v Speaker 2>And then Foruke on the apron. This did get cut
<v Speaker 2>because I looked Fruke turns and looks at the crowd
<v Speaker 2>and says, how about sucking the nation's dick?
<v Speaker 1>Wow, that is.
<v Speaker 4>They would have he did that in the middle of
<v Speaker 4>the match. I'm I'm telling telling the reth, telling him
<v Speaker 4>to go over now, telling him he's winning, now winning.
<v Speaker 1>I'm laying down right now in the middle of how about,
<v Speaker 1>I'm grabbing him, saying, hit me with the Dominator now.
<v Speaker 4>So Henry hits the ropes one time here, and I
<v Speaker 4>swear to god, I thought he snapped the top rope
<v Speaker 4>like he he hit the ropes so hard and he
<v Speaker 4>went so far back. I was like, Oh, he's gonna
<v Speaker 4>fucking tumble over.
<v Speaker 2>The roape gigantic, So like, I'm not surprised. There's also,
<v Speaker 2>by the way, a ton of nerve holds on this show,
<v Speaker 2>Like that's the only way these guys, Like there was
<v Speaker 2>no like chin locks yet, I guess or something or
<v Speaker 2>they weren't allowed. They're doing fucking nerve holds.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I guess.
<v Speaker 4>I guess it was probably like the chinlock is more
<v Speaker 4>annoying to deal with than just like hold my neck.
<v Speaker 2>Please, Yeah, I guess, so sure, And then they're treating
<v Speaker 2>this like a fucking house show.
<v Speaker 1>So yeah, take it easy tonight, brother, Yeah, take it easy, dude.
<v Speaker 4>The Undertaker's on this show yesterday the best match get
<v Speaker 4>pissed at us.
<v Speaker 2>Wow, that makes way more sense from the main event
<v Speaker 2>than good Lord h Sonny says. Anyone that may have
<v Speaker 2>had a connecting train through Penn Station didn't make it
<v Speaker 2>to their connection because they stopped right here to watch
<v Speaker 2>Shotgun Saturday night. My ass isn't.
<v Speaker 1>I'm well, you just I need to go home. Yeah, dude,
<v Speaker 1>like you fucked up by night and now I got
<v Speaker 1>to sit here and watch the godwins. Let me out
<v Speaker 1>of air. That kid's never getting home. I'm kicking the
<v Speaker 1>am track. Inductor's s so Phineas is now in here
<v Speaker 1>off the hot tag, hits a few body, slams great
<v Speaker 1>Savia Vegas stops him on the ropes two Q style
<v Speaker 1>like just his leg right, Yeah, he looks back at him.
<v Speaker 1>Ah why I.
<v Speaker 4>So Crush then accidentally hits Savio off the ropes when
<v Speaker 4>Phineas moves out of the way.
<v Speaker 2>But they win by he means necessary the Nations.
<v Speaker 1>Did you know that? Yeah, they're gonna win like a lot.
<v Speaker 1>There's like a lot of Nation on the show.
<v Speaker 2>And he means necessary.
<v Speaker 4>So Phineas grabs Crush for the slop drop let's go,
<v Speaker 4>but for Ruke hits him with a line and then
<v Speaker 4>Crush falls on top of him and.
<v Speaker 1>Gets the pin.
<v Speaker 2>That's right, it was well Fruke's patented clothesline that h
<v Speaker 2>Phineas maybe was unexpecting because it looks like he was
<v Speaker 2>going to blow his legs out as he tried to
<v Speaker 2>fall down with Rush in his arms.
<v Speaker 4>He was just trying to get the damn hold on
<v Speaker 4>him and he just couldn't do it. He was like, damn,
<v Speaker 4>like come here, like ben the backwards please?
<v Speaker 2>Do you have any flexibility? You fucking freak jail bird?
<v Speaker 2>Did Crush have what it was? Crush knocked out from here?
<v Speaker 2>Did he take the slop drop still? Because he Fruk
<v Speaker 2>hits the clothesline and I guess I mean knocked out.
<v Speaker 4>I guess technically for Ruke lined him and it caused
<v Speaker 4>him to do the slop drop up. But the way
<v Speaker 4>it looked is he let go of him, so he
<v Speaker 4>landed on top.
<v Speaker 1>Of him, falls on him.
<v Speaker 4>Yes, yeah, maybe the idea was he does the line
<v Speaker 4>into the slop drop, but like you are on top
<v Speaker 4>or he's knocked out, so you get the pen.
<v Speaker 1>So it's just like I got to any means necessary.
<v Speaker 1>So uh, Sonny of course says, you gotta wonder if
<v Speaker 1>the Godwins are thinking about getting a partner and facing
<v Speaker 1>all three of these guys.
<v Speaker 2>Wait, did she fucking say that? I didn't catch that. Wow, Yes,
<v Speaker 2>I don't want to hear that.
<v Speaker 4>And Vince says, I think they're probably just missing he'll
<v Speaker 4>Billy Jim.
<v Speaker 1>I mean so he just blew You weren' supposed to
<v Speaker 1>say that.
<v Speaker 2>I'm not sure what's going on. Hope the aliens abduct
<v Speaker 2>you here, sir?
<v Speaker 1>Why don't you take a million more pictures and stop talking?
<v Speaker 1>Yes you knna you get a commercial for Thursday.
<v Speaker 2>We're all Thursday, dude, it's coming Thursday the thirteenth. We
<v Speaker 2>reviewed this episode.
<v Speaker 4>By the way, we have I I swear to god,
<v Speaker 4>we've talked about Thursday raw Thursday. I have to be
<v Speaker 4>damn your hard times.
<v Speaker 1>We'll be four million.
<v Speaker 2>Thursday raw Thursday, four hundred times on the show itself
<v Speaker 2>because they say it so.
<v Speaker 1>Many Thursday Raw.
<v Speaker 3>There's Thursday raw Thursday.
<v Speaker 2>I'm just thinking that's the Sean loses a smile episode.
<v Speaker 4>Yeah, that's all of them, which is.
<v Speaker 3>No, that's James losing his smile every yeah.
<v Speaker 1>Oh yeah. And then the February twenty.
<v Speaker 3>Fourth one was the E CW Invaded Raw. We also
<v Speaker 3>covered that one too.
<v Speaker 1>Oh is that right?
<v Speaker 2>Oh well fuck, no, wonder we have no observers we've
<v Speaker 2>done yeah, yeah, yeah, it's coming Thursday the thirteenth, and
<v Speaker 2>Stone Cold shows up and he says, Thursday night, Thursday
<v Speaker 2>is my favorite night of the week.
<v Speaker 1>I just I can guarantee that's not true.
<v Speaker 2>Well, I mean Thursday, that's that's the fucking day. You know.
<v Speaker 2>He works a shoot job, so like he gets to
<v Speaker 2>cast his check Thursday night and he gets to go
<v Speaker 2>out drinking on Thursday.
<v Speaker 1>The boys, Yeah, not this week, he's on the rock.
<v Speaker 1>Fuck I hate Thursday. I don't want to work.
<v Speaker 2>And who am I working? You're probably working?
<v Speaker 1>Vader A total lighting up.
<v Speaker 4>So we go backstage technically I guess, I mean we
<v Speaker 4>go outside. I guess this is gorilla position for this show.
<v Speaker 4>A lima pulls up and it's Hunter Hurst Helmsley, who
<v Speaker 4>is the Interkinhill Champion.
<v Speaker 2>His music is playing as this limo arrives and Sonny
<v Speaker 2>class who's in there? And Vince says, well, it could
<v Speaker 2>only be one individual. If you fucking watch the show,
<v Speaker 2>you know whose song this one? Sonnyder?
<v Speaker 1>That would be cool.
<v Speaker 4>Terry Fuss Dad maybe it would be cool to show
<v Speaker 4>we're gonna go ahead and get you the fuck out
<v Speaker 4>of here.
<v Speaker 1>Uh, get her off commentary show telling people what's going
<v Speaker 1>on here is just where the Nation wins. Pat when
<v Speaker 1>she walks backstage, blow her head, smooth off, thank you,
<v Speaker 1>thank you that. Sorry, I'm gonna talk to that. Well.
<v Speaker 2>Here comes Hunter, who's losing by or winning by DQ here.
<v Speaker 2>Oh I hate you.
<v Speaker 1>I wonder if Undertaker's get a tubes on him? Shut
<v Speaker 1>wow shot throw off track. He's facing the Undertaker. Oh,
<v Speaker 1>it's gonna be like a house show, isn't it. What
<v Speaker 1>the fuck? So? Yeah?
<v Speaker 4>Man, they play his that the whole thing man entry
<v Speaker 4>music while the limit pulls up.
<v Speaker 1>This is like his legit entrance for this show, which
<v Speaker 1>I thought.
<v Speaker 2>He's got his robe and gear on. Yeah, he goes
<v Speaker 2>right from here to the ring.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, that was dope. I thought that they did a
<v Speaker 1>good job with this.
<v Speaker 4>Triple h walks into pin station, but before he gets
<v Speaker 4>to the door, Todd Penny will stop him and says, hey,
<v Speaker 4>Undertaker's gonna kick your ass night, isn't he.
<v Speaker 1>Hey, Well, this frock you man, dude.
<v Speaker 2>This probably made no sense to you, James, because Todd,
<v Speaker 2>you didn't see this, Todd Pekill says, Undertaker has the
<v Speaker 2>engine all stoked up.
<v Speaker 4>That's why I thought. I was like, damn, he's just
<v Speaker 4>like really like he likes the Undertaker.
<v Speaker 1>He's with this. He's on the Amtrak. That's what I
<v Speaker 1>didn't know he was on the That's so funny. I
<v Speaker 1>was like, Wow, he walks out to me, the Hundertaker's
<v Speaker 1>gonna kick your fucking ass anyway.
<v Speaker 2>Hey, fuck you, And Hunter says, you have a better
<v Speaker 2>chance to see me ride one of these stinking trains
<v Speaker 2>than seeing me lose his title tonight again. The the
<v Speaker 2>idea of the Amtrak of being involved here is completely lost.
<v Speaker 1>If you watch the Yeah, I don't even know what
<v Speaker 1>they're doing in Penn Station. I'm just like, all right, cool,
<v Speaker 1>Undertaker drove here, he drove the roster, he drove the
<v Speaker 1>whole show here, the ring in the Amtrak ring crew,
<v Speaker 1>so triple h. Yeah.
<v Speaker 4>He makes his entrance, he goes down the set of
<v Speaker 4>stairs to his whole song with the title and everything.
<v Speaker 1>A lot of people. It packed this bitch out. There's
<v Speaker 1>gonna be a thousand people in here.
<v Speaker 2>It feels fucking like a lot, and it feels like
<v Speaker 2>a lot of people that don't like this show too,
<v Speaker 2>which is even funny.
<v Speaker 1>These guys are like, this is the ECW arena all came.
<v Speaker 2>Every time, Like you gotta stop running New.
<v Speaker 1>York or just have a good match on the fucking show.
<v Speaker 1>What's the problem here?
<v Speaker 2>Hey, fuck you, Sony?
<v Speaker 1>Could you bring it the franchise?
<v Speaker 4>Yeah, just get her the fuck out of here, take
<v Speaker 4>her right down that hallway down there and just kick
<v Speaker 4>her ass out the door.
<v Speaker 2>Just tell her to get out of here, throw slop
<v Speaker 2>on her head and kick her out the door.
<v Speaker 4>I heard fucking Francine had one point five million pictures anyway,
<v Speaker 4>So what's one point four we're gonna.
<v Speaker 1>Do for us? So Triple A's versus the Undertaker is
<v Speaker 1>your match here?
<v Speaker 4>Triple H was stopped by Entertainment Tonight reporters on the
<v Speaker 4>way to the ring. Yeah, probably asked him his thoughts
<v Speaker 4>on the BW.
<v Speaker 2>Hey, what do you think about Raven's running champ right now?
<v Speaker 1>Do you think you're gonna have a match better than
<v Speaker 1>the franchise?
<v Speaker 2>Shane Douglas Tonight, Who the fuck is the franchise? Shade Douglas.
<v Speaker 2>I'll look into that. I'll look into that.
<v Speaker 1>That's a good idea, Thank you so much. Who hell
<v Speaker 1>this guy any more suggestions?
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, he has a he has a woman with him.
<v Speaker 2>Oh is that right?
<v Speaker 1>Oh yeah, we could do that for my entire career.
<v Speaker 1>So Undertaker's music hits, and Sonny says, where is he?
<v Speaker 1>What do you mean everyone else is Sonny? You can't
<v Speaker 1>see anyone When they make their interest, they have to
<v Speaker 1>come down the stairs first, what do you mean?
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, Undertaker's music is playing, and I'm like, I was one.
<v Speaker 2>I was like, are they going to try to do
<v Speaker 2>something weird here? Like he I don't know where he
<v Speaker 2>could come from.
<v Speaker 1>That's not like that else train Undertaker Undertaker?
<v Speaker 2>But no, he just he well he takes the escalator
<v Speaker 2>at the very least.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, he's at the top of the escalator and he
<v Speaker 1>just walks down the escalator. All right, guy gets running right, No,
<v Speaker 1>they turned it off. I think yes, one of them
<v Speaker 1>was running. I don't know if he took that one.
<v Speaker 2>Oh, I see, well he didn't want to trip and fall.
<v Speaker 2>Undertaker taking a moving escalator and falling and breaking his
<v Speaker 2>head open here would have been awesome.
<v Speaker 4>I thought it was gonna be like he takes the
<v Speaker 4>escalator down and like it's supposed to be slow, like
<v Speaker 4>his entrance would be in the w I.
<v Speaker 2>Thought, I didn't stand on the step and let it
<v Speaker 2>take him, yes and.
<v Speaker 1>His hands? Yes, ye dude.
<v Speaker 4>Instead, Taker does the exact opposite. He runs down this
<v Speaker 4>escalator and then fucking crowd kills an entire audience of
<v Speaker 4>people in pen station.
<v Speaker 1>Or whatever barrel.
<v Speaker 2>Dude, you can assue him thrown elbows and show trying
<v Speaker 2>to get to the front like women are getting fucking
<v Speaker 2>popped in the head. I said, whoa, what the fuck?
<v Speaker 2>Take the lane? What's wrong with you?
<v Speaker 4>It is actually crazy how fast he gets to the ring.
<v Speaker 4>It is the fastest I've ever seen the Undertaker walk.
<v Speaker 1>Ever of all time.
<v Speaker 4>Yes, So we go to commercial and come back and
<v Speaker 4>there's immediately a ref bump here.
<v Speaker 2>Okay, so on the not vault version, Taker gets to
<v Speaker 2>the crowd, he gets into the ring, and Triple H
<v Speaker 2>like jumps on top of him. Then we immediately go
<v Speaker 2>to commercial and we come back from commercial and it's
<v Speaker 2>recapping Triple H attacking Taker as he gets in the ring,
<v Speaker 2>and vinceays watch, so they show like some shit that
<v Speaker 2>happened during commercial, like take her double Goozer's Goosele's Hunter
<v Speaker 2>and throws them in the corner and beats the shit
<v Speaker 2>out of him. And while this is going on, now
<v Speaker 2>there's some fucked up audio of like a real commercial
<v Speaker 2>playing for some reason, some dude talk about his grandmother.
<v Speaker 2>This is all cut from the vault version.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, what is this?
<v Speaker 2>I don't know if this was like really fucked up
<v Speaker 2>on the actual feed so they just didn't include it
<v Speaker 2>or what. But I thought it was weird to cut
<v Speaker 2>like a seg where they recap what happened to in commercial.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, that is weird.
<v Speaker 4>And this whole thing was weird because we come back
<v Speaker 4>ref bump and then Triple h hits Taker with the
<v Speaker 4>icy belt and then we go back to commercial again.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, we.
<v Speaker 2>Go to commercial. Uh and vinces if any action takes place,
<v Speaker 2>we'll show it to you when we get back. Well,
<v Speaker 2>we come back. I guess no action took place because
<v Speaker 2>Hunter is just choking Triple H or a Hunter is
<v Speaker 2>a choking taker on the second rope, so he fucking
<v Speaker 2>brained him with the icy title, didn't try to win,
<v Speaker 2>and nothing happened during the commercial that I need to see.
<v Speaker 4>What the fuck I mean, we've watched many of Triple
<v Speaker 4>H matches from this era where he's Hunter Hurst Chelmsley
<v Speaker 4>and they are.
<v Speaker 1>All pretty bad. He wasn't doing shit right the.
<v Speaker 4>One where he went into the pen and then got
<v Speaker 4>slopped and then got pig But yeah, I mean fucking
<v Speaker 4>as you have mentioned before on the show, Shane Douglas
<v Speaker 4>changed his life.
<v Speaker 2>Like permanently man. Yeah, he became.
<v Speaker 1>His ass, got franchised.
<v Speaker 2>Fuck it's not like a fucking great night tonight either.
<v Speaker 2>He wasn't looking to really make Penn Station lose its mind.
<v Speaker 4>Yeah, I mean good fucking luck anyways, buddy, like ninety
<v Speaker 4>seventy c W fans. Yeah, I'm still luck here.
<v Speaker 2>Brian Lee will fuck your wife on the Taker.
<v Speaker 1>Fuck you.
<v Speaker 4>So Triple H we come back. Triple H is in
<v Speaker 4>his heat now. He hits the knee and a neck
<v Speaker 4>breaker for it too. He goes to use the belt,
<v Speaker 4>but Taker grabs the belt this time and stops him.
<v Speaker 2>This is an interesting end of this match.
<v Speaker 4>So Taker then takes the belt. He looks at the crowd,
<v Speaker 4>who is probably channing BWO nine the franchise, and decides
<v Speaker 4>I'm not working any longer, and he hits Triple HS
<v Speaker 4>with it, causing it his qualification.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, so why well, ye, Taker throws the belt down
<v Speaker 2>because fuck this atac all the title. Man, I don't
<v Speaker 2>even know how I'm in a mid card match, who
<v Speaker 2>gives his ship, chases the ref out of the ring,
<v Speaker 2>and the crowd is now channing for the tombstone.
<v Speaker 4>Dude, okay, crowd, chance for tombstone toombstone. I'm like, oh shit,
<v Speaker 4>they're into this for a minute.
<v Speaker 1>Let's go somehow.
<v Speaker 4>They're cool with the DQ and like, they just want
<v Speaker 4>the tombstone. If you can just give the tombstone, everything's cool.
<v Speaker 2>It's an ECW crowd. So they see fucking raven hit
<v Speaker 2>dudes with the belt four times door in a one
<v Speaker 2>day pick.
<v Speaker 1>So Taker gives him a choke slam.
<v Speaker 2>Instead, dude, showstopper style.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, that's not the fucking tombstone. Fuck this guy. B
<v Speaker 1>w O b wo. Well they chanting again, tombstone, Hey,
<v Speaker 1>tombstone to where you fucking asshole? Fuck you guys, you're
<v Speaker 1>not getting a stone.
<v Speaker 4>So Taker drops the belt and then he does the
<v Speaker 4>cutthroat taunt. Oh big pot for that. But Triple A's
<v Speaker 4>Powercross Yeah, awesome, fucking bitch.
<v Speaker 1>There's a dude that, as Triple AH is powdering and
<v Speaker 1>going towards the ramp, is in a Carrie Collins Panthers
<v Speaker 1>jersey in ninety seven, which I thought was cool. I
<v Speaker 1>guess people were optimistic about the Panthers back then anymore.
<v Speaker 4>Triple H climbs up the entrance stairs. Undertaker is hot
<v Speaker 4>on his tail, but Taker grabs them and puts them
<v Speaker 4>in a tombstone position and then walks him over to
<v Speaker 4>the escalator, which I thought was very funny.
<v Speaker 2>Dude, I swore, I was like, oh, there's gonna be
<v Speaker 2>like a fight here, like a struggle. They legit get
<v Speaker 2>to the top of the stairs. I don't know if
<v Speaker 2>Taker didn't think there was a camera up there with
<v Speaker 2>them or not, but he legit and says all right,
<v Speaker 2>and fucking picks him up tombstone and yeah, as she said,
<v Speaker 2>walks them over to it. I'm like, Okay, this is
<v Speaker 2>not how I also didn't think this was not the
<v Speaker 2>end of the show.
<v Speaker 4>Okay, I mean, I don't know really anything about this episode,
<v Speaker 4>so like, to me, this is the only thing that
<v Speaker 4>ever happened on this episode.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I just assumed end the show, but I guess not.
<v Speaker 4>No, so Taker puts him up on top of the escalator,
<v Speaker 4>hits the tombstone. Can't believe it. He gave the crowd
<v Speaker 4>what they wanted. This was all caught on the fly.
<v Speaker 1>I'm sure. Oh I didn't. I didn't know what was
<v Speaker 1>that over here with Ben stage. I guess they recognized
<v Speaker 1>me when I drive the truck.
<v Speaker 4>So Taker the tombstead on the escalator and triple h
<v Speaker 4>rides the escalator down as he sells the tombstone and
<v Speaker 4>he gets to the bottom of the refs help him out.
<v Speaker 2>That's that kicks ass. I mean, if you're gonna do this,
<v Speaker 2>God bless him for doing it. I'm sure that was
<v Speaker 2>definitely not their spott at first. And take her overheard
<v Speaker 2>this and said, how about we do it instead?
<v Speaker 1>I bet? I bet, yeah, I bet what actually was?
<v Speaker 4>Yeah, that's exactly what the godwins. We're talking about. What
<v Speaker 4>if we took the nation and we sit him down
<v Speaker 4>the escalator?
<v Speaker 1>How about you don't do that anymore? Dude? It song
<v Speaker 1>every every Yeah, I called DIBs on.
<v Speaker 3>Now I'm telling you I'm doing this spot. No, you
<v Speaker 3>can't us by someone else already has it's ours.
<v Speaker 1>I know, Montoya suck my.
<v Speaker 4>Undertake it just walking around backstage listening to guys matches,
<v Speaker 4>and then he takes all the best spots and then
<v Speaker 4>they have to just take it out of their matches. Okay,
<v Speaker 4>I guess they're not doing that anymore.
<v Speaker 1>I'm going to do that. I'm going to do that.
<v Speaker 1>And don't you think about having a better match than
<v Speaker 1>us all Okay.
<v Speaker 4>Jesus, what an easy guy to work with. This guy
<v Speaker 4>so probably said what am I dead? That's incredible.
<v Speaker 1>Here on samia Vega, Undertaker said, I don't think so
<v Speaker 1>calling for that says, what's the fridge? I watch CW,
<v Speaker 1>I watch Tellers every week. That's fucking awesome. Wow, that's
<v Speaker 1>fucking sick of what if I came from the Bowery
<v Speaker 1>the intro he goes to the Wow, that is what
<v Speaker 1>it's all about, boys, dude.
<v Speaker 2>I mean, this show would be so much better if
<v Speaker 2>they just watched the ECW Harcourt TV and stole everything.
<v Speaker 4>Man, Like I know, like yeah, like Shotgun Saturday Night
<v Speaker 4>is a forty minute like one good match in the
<v Speaker 4>middle and then everyone else goes through tables the entire show.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, that's fucking awesome.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I mean this is awesome, though, I mean this
<v Speaker 2>is probably like the thing Shotgun Saturday Night is known for.
<v Speaker 1>Is this spot here? Yes?
<v Speaker 4>Because WWE is really good with its history like that,
<v Speaker 4>w W will tell you this was the coolest thing
<v Speaker 4>ever and never show it to you. They'll show you
<v Speaker 4>like a picture of him, be like, remember how cool
<v Speaker 4>this fucking thing was, don't you?
<v Speaker 1>Little?
<v Speaker 2>Did you know this ship that was surrounding it?
<v Speaker 1>Yes?
<v Speaker 4>I mean like if you could probably ask one hundred
<v Speaker 4>people what else was on this show? Where take her
<v Speaker 4>tombstones on the escalator and they probably ninety of them.
<v Speaker 2>Wouldn't Uh dude, no fucking chance I would.
<v Speaker 1>I would. I would have known. I thought this was
<v Speaker 1>the main event. Yeah, I mean it's fucking triple azrus
<v Speaker 1>of the undertake? Are you telling me? Auto Montoya comes
<v Speaker 1>after this? What that in your pippind smoking?
<v Speaker 2>Maybe they saw something in the kid.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, they saw his head sticking up the top of
<v Speaker 1>the mask. There. So Todd petting Gill is talking on
<v Speaker 1>the commentary Mike as this Jim cam is moving around
<v Speaker 1>the ring canyon style and Todd, dude, you're right well,
<v Speaker 1>And Todd says that he's on someone's shoulders and he's
<v Speaker 1>trying to interview a kid. No, no, we can't.
<v Speaker 2>Vince VINCEK is getting more and more frustrated as this
<v Speaker 2>is going on, because it's it takes a minute before
<v Speaker 2>we can see Todd Pettengill. He says, oh, I'm on,
<v Speaker 2>I'm on Dave's shoulders. You can't fucking see anything. When
<v Speaker 2>they finally go to the roamer as Todd saying I'm
<v Speaker 2>I'm trying to interview the kid here on the up
<v Speaker 2>on the shoulders. Can you guys push me up a bit?
<v Speaker 2>Can you see me now? And Vince says uh, And
<v Speaker 2>we go to the room cam and like this isn't
<v Speaker 2>any better because the fans at ringside are sticking their
<v Speaker 2>faces and hands into the front of the camera like yeah,
<v Speaker 2>like it's fucking fucked up.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah.
<v Speaker 4>Vince is definitely not fucking happy. He says, oh, what
<v Speaker 4>a great camera shot we have?
<v Speaker 2>Holy shit, dude, Yeah, what a great shot. There's e
<v Speaker 2>CW chance a shitty camera shot. Vince must be fucking
<v Speaker 2>punching the table.
<v Speaker 4>He's fucking And then he's looking at the sheet and
<v Speaker 4>he says, what do we Oh no, my.
<v Speaker 2>Toy Sonny's still here. Oh he fuck dude. They show up,
<v Speaker 2>we go back to now we haven't like a regular shot.
<v Speaker 2>We finally see Todd. It zooms out a little one.
<v Speaker 2>Dude's throwing up the new jag right through the camera,
<v Speaker 2>and Todd finally says, well, Vince, this isn't gonna work,
<v Speaker 2>and they Vince's I agree, and they go away from it.
<v Speaker 1>Great fucking segment there from Todd Daniels, who has been
<v Speaker 1>doing this ship every time a shot got Saturday night
<v Speaker 1>and he's running out of ideas here.
<v Speaker 2>What's gonna fuck it happen here? Why do you think
<v Speaker 2>this would work?
<v Speaker 1>So?
<v Speaker 4>Auto Montoya versus Savvio Vega is up next. Uh, I
<v Speaker 4>guess technically. By the way, guys, this was supposed to
<v Speaker 4>be the main event.
<v Speaker 3>No, no, what the fuck?
<v Speaker 1>Yeah?
<v Speaker 2>Right, well they must have, you know, because Aldo Montoya
<v Speaker 2>is over in this territory.
<v Speaker 1>At Montoya's part at the click he is he gave
<v Speaker 1>one of the Click guys a rub you tonight, get
<v Speaker 1>my bags, get my bags.
<v Speaker 2>All the Montoya standing in the ring with the mask
<v Speaker 2>bald and I'm like, wow, this is awesome. I love
<v Speaker 2>this fucking freak no hair off the top.
<v Speaker 1>Wow, that's awesome. Yeah, Pop, that's incredible. That is incredible. Yeah, man,
<v Speaker 1>so all know Montoya here he is the what is
<v Speaker 1>his nickname, the Portuguese man O War? Right, Okay, sonderstand it?
<v Speaker 1>He's a beer or something that he's a soccer player.
<v Speaker 1>He's some beer. Some that thought, oh, he's a jellyfish.
<v Speaker 1>Is a jellyfish? Yeah? Is a jellyfish? Yes, that's what
<v Speaker 1>that is.
<v Speaker 3>But they don't wear their bald head.
<v Speaker 1>I don't want to be a jellyfish anymore. I want
<v Speaker 1>to be stuck Steve Austin.
<v Speaker 2>Wait, okay, we're both right, James, he was originally a
<v Speaker 2>soccer player. They changed him to the Portuguese man O
<v Speaker 2>War because he didn't like soccer.
<v Speaker 1>And he likes jellyfish. Wow, good gimmick. Where's the hair
<v Speaker 1>of the great? That's incredible. That's not just great. I
<v Speaker 1>came up with it.
<v Speaker 2>Every he was like explaining. Everyone's like, what's your character
<v Speaker 2>to explain he's a Portuguese fish?
<v Speaker 1>Like, wow, that's incredible. Launch, that's not just the coolest.
<v Speaker 1>So auto Montoya or is is Savio Vega? You're featured
<v Speaker 1>bout at the evening?
<v Speaker 2>Ah, it wasn't even featured at the start of the
<v Speaker 2>show when they said what matches were on the show.
<v Speaker 1>That was just a fucking featured bout.
<v Speaker 4>So Auto Montoia starts off this one babyface triple drop
<v Speaker 4>kick and a house show dive, very territory of Auto Montoya.
<v Speaker 2>Here, good dive. I'll take that. You know he was
<v Speaker 2>he was looking good here. He had some speed to
<v Speaker 2>him at this point. He loses that very quickly.
<v Speaker 1>Here.
<v Speaker 2>Uh. Sonny on commentary says.
<v Speaker 1>Doesn't need the speed when he's got the stick. Brother,
<v Speaker 1>that's fucking true. He's got the world's sexiest man. He
<v Speaker 1>is always.
<v Speaker 2>Sonny says, ever since Saviovega joined the Nation of Domination,
<v Speaker 2>he has shown that he respects his race and nationality
<v Speaker 2>and he is in defense of it. Okay, this is good, right?
<v Speaker 1>Or no? Is this about Auto Montoya? This is not
<v Speaker 1>about fucking all. Who are we talking about Savio Vega.
<v Speaker 1>I thought we were talking about the jellyfish guy. I'm sorry, yeah, later,
<v Speaker 1>there is something actually about him.
<v Speaker 4>Yeah, that's always been his thing, right, Like his attire
<v Speaker 4>was always that, like the Puerto Rican flag and all
<v Speaker 4>that stuff.
<v Speaker 2>Well, Vince says that's bad that he did.
<v Speaker 1>He say it was bad.
<v Speaker 2>Well, he joined the nation. Now he respects his race
<v Speaker 2>and nationality, and Vince says, well, he's been an asshole
<v Speaker 2>since he joined the nation, so this is a bad thing.
<v Speaker 1>Oh okay, right, the crowd is chanting e c W,
<v Speaker 1>c W. They know what it is all about. This
<v Speaker 1>guy's going to e c W give world title at
<v Speaker 1>the end, have him beat everybody, beat everybody.
<v Speaker 2>Oh, there might be people that don't know. Yeah, this
<v Speaker 2>is just incredible. Just on the off chance somebody doesn't
<v Speaker 2>know that. Alda Montoy is just incredible.
<v Speaker 1>Oh yeah, just wanted to do that's incredible. It has
<v Speaker 1>no relation at all. Yeah, it is just incredible impact players.
<v Speaker 1>Who is he? So Savio gets his heat, which is uh,
<v Speaker 1>just the beginning, just the beginning of the heat for
<v Speaker 1>this one.
<v Speaker 4>Savio throws him into the corner and hits a great
<v Speaker 4>running kick that sends him over to the outside.
<v Speaker 2>Also, dude, that is fucking sick as hell. Actually, I
<v Speaker 2>mean his finish is that too, just not in the corner.
<v Speaker 2>So I guess that makes sense.
<v Speaker 1>The crowd is not channing.
<v Speaker 2>We want too cold dude, Holy shit, that is fucking crazy.
<v Speaker 2>They are so over this. They don't even know how
<v Speaker 2>over this. They're gonna be here because this is only
<v Speaker 2>the beginning of this.
<v Speaker 1>Half of it.
<v Speaker 2>Dude, No, but we're by the way. Todd Pettan gels
<v Speaker 2>here says, well, we have Todd beengen geilstand by.
<v Speaker 1>Of course we do.
<v Speaker 2>And Todd says, Vince, this is Terry and he has
<v Speaker 2>something you want to show you. And Terry then starts
<v Speaker 2>to take off his pants and Tod says, no, Terry,
<v Speaker 2>TV what Vince says, we're all on TV. Bal Terry
<v Speaker 2>pulls out a loose LJN Vince McMahon action figure. Uh,
<v Speaker 2>And Todd says, Vince, you still got the same jacket,
<v Speaker 2>don't you. And Vince's thank you very much, Todd. We're
<v Speaker 2>gonna go back to the action here, and Todd says
<v Speaker 2>you were young here, right, you were like forty, and
<v Speaker 2>Vince practically says, oh, dude, that was back what I
<v Speaker 2>had hair to show a Vince figure that does not
<v Speaker 2>exist anymore.
<v Speaker 1>You can't like buy this in stores. This is old
<v Speaker 1>as ship.
<v Speaker 4>Well, Todd stole it ahe Todd said, I'm gonna keep that,
<v Speaker 4>and Terry said, oh, okay.
<v Speaker 2>Okay, cool, no Problemudd, I'm gonna take my cock out
<v Speaker 2>of here.
<v Speaker 4>On tv ye, what's camera Abbie camera on Old Town?
<v Speaker 4>Huh so the Nation are now here?
<v Speaker 1>Thanks for the figure, dummy.
<v Speaker 4>The Nation are now here, of course, and Savio hits
<v Speaker 4>a spinkick on Auto Montoya and puts on the nerve hole.
<v Speaker 2>Let's fucking and go the nerve hold.
<v Speaker 1>I love it.
<v Speaker 2>I love when that happens in two K two. It's
<v Speaker 2>my favorite fucking move.
<v Speaker 1>Man. The godwins are now here with the slot bucket.
<v Speaker 1>Oh shit, dude. This era of WWF so fucking funny.
<v Speaker 1>They just cannot have a regular wrestling match. I don't
<v Speaker 1>know what happened. Like we were watching like eighty five.
<v Speaker 4>Eighty six, eighty seven WWF and it's like, yeah, okay,
<v Speaker 4>they're just having like they're having matches where the either
<v Speaker 4>the heel keeps or is he here he gets it afterwards,
<v Speaker 4>and they're just you know, there's like a beginning and
<v Speaker 4>end in middle or whatever. Here They're like, here's Todd,
<v Speaker 4>Pett and Gill, We're bringing out everybody. We got this
<v Speaker 4>thing going on the outside of the ring.
<v Speaker 1>Can we just like have the match? Get like, is
<v Speaker 1>he just allowed to have the match?
<v Speaker 2>It's total fucking brain rot.
<v Speaker 1>I mean legit.
<v Speaker 2>I I the more I think about it, And I
<v Speaker 2>don't know if, like I imagine this has talked about
<v Speaker 2>maybe Meltzer talks about or whatever. I mean, this feels
<v Speaker 2>like their rendition of what an ECW show is.
<v Speaker 1>Is this not ACW.
<v Speaker 2>Like you know, like the car crash shit, And in
<v Speaker 2>another mind, car crash is like something is always happening
<v Speaker 2>and nothing ends clean. That's not what this show is like.
<v Speaker 2>This is definitely like a fucked up version of that though.
<v Speaker 4>So the nation uh goes to get in the ring,
<v Speaker 4>but the godwins stop them from getting in the ring.
<v Speaker 2>There was a commercial break in between this, by the way,
<v Speaker 2>I don't know if you mentioned that that, Like, no, no,
<v Speaker 2>I didn't. Yeah, although fucking uh Russia Sabi on the
<v Speaker 2>corner gets a Savaka kick commercial. Then we're back and
<v Speaker 2>now yeah, the fucking there's bullshit going on.
<v Speaker 1>Just a reminder, this show is only like forty minutes long,
<v Speaker 1>so I know. Yeah.
<v Speaker 2>So, oh, by the way, big ops to Mike Gallagher,
<v Speaker 2>who was the superintendent of Penn Station that allowed them
<v Speaker 2>to be there, shouts out, Mike.
<v Speaker 1>Oh, what's up, Mike? You want to let us be
<v Speaker 1>there today?
<v Speaker 2>He's still there, Mike, and now he got fired.
<v Speaker 1>He got fired. I'm here, called him out, Mike Gallagher. Uh.
<v Speaker 4>So the Nation goes get out of the ring, or
<v Speaker 4>they go to get in the ring. I'm sorry, and
<v Speaker 4>the God would't stop him from getting in the ring.
<v Speaker 4>So they start pushing each other. Uh and then it
<v Speaker 4>all breaks down this.
<v Speaker 2>They were very confused here, James, I don't know what
<v Speaker 2>happened here. I would be fucking punch monitors at this point.
<v Speaker 1>Here.
<v Speaker 2>So the Nation and the Godwins are on the floor arguing.
<v Speaker 1>Right Undertaker walking by the screen was like a mess
<v Speaker 1>out there is really is what I was open for,
<v Speaker 1>U c W.
<v Speaker 2>So Savio has Aldo Montoya in a nerve hold.
<v Speaker 1>I mean he's winning.
<v Speaker 2>He's winning, which means that now Crush and Fruit are
<v Speaker 2>on the apron to.
<v Speaker 1>Do him win more, win more.
<v Speaker 2>Okay, understandable because he needed some verbal assistance via the apron.
<v Speaker 1>Do a different fucking move Chuke slam or something they're
<v Speaker 1>chanting for, fucking dooke cold then effect.
<v Speaker 2>It's not called that, it's not called that. So the
<v Speaker 2>Godwins pulled Crush and Fruc off the apron as they
<v Speaker 2>are trying to verbally assist Savio who is on top.
<v Speaker 2>Then Savio stops doing this move to go through the
<v Speaker 2>middle rope to fucking push phineas as hard as he
<v Speaker 2>can in the face, and then they're fighting on the floor.
<v Speaker 2>Now the Godwins are in the ring with slop Bucket,
<v Speaker 2>Aldo Montoya and Feruk Fruk Powders, and Vince says, oh, well,
<v Speaker 2>they're asking Feruk, Savio and Crushed now to get in
<v Speaker 2>the ring to have a six man tag match.
<v Speaker 4>Hey what who Why the ref sanctioned a six man
<v Speaker 4>tag I would fire that ref immediately.
<v Speaker 1>Well, it's commercial time, James, who gets If you sanction
<v Speaker 1>a six man tag between these six guys, you are
<v Speaker 1>fucking fired, buddy, Oh my god. And this is the
<v Speaker 1>main event. It's a main event in what the fuck?
<v Speaker 2>No fucking waypal, we'll just say, you know, James tomorrow
<v Speaker 2>and Tony by the way, uh Tomorrow.
<v Speaker 1>I figured Tony has seen this. I don't know if
<v Speaker 1>James that's all this, But because I don't know if
<v Speaker 1>this is left, no, I didn't see what it does.
<v Speaker 2>Commercial tomorrow, Yes, commercial tomorrow on WWF Sunday Morning Superstars.
<v Speaker 2>We're looking to find out who's the toughest man of WDF,
<v Speaker 2>because we're gonna find out when Stone Cold meets the
<v Speaker 2>man they call Vader. You can watch this at eleven am.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I'm not gonna be doing that.
<v Speaker 2>I'm a sleeping as is sleeper. I'm watching cartoons.
<v Speaker 1>Are you kidding me? Yeah? For real.
<v Speaker 4>So the Godwins in Auto Montoya are now facing crush
<v Speaker 4>for Ruke and Savia Vega.
<v Speaker 1>Yes, oh boy. So the nation takes advantage of the
<v Speaker 1>raft being distracted of course. Yes.
<v Speaker 2>As Tony mentioned earlier, this ring is so so tiny
<v Speaker 2>now because you have six gigantic, six men, yes, fucking
<v Speaker 2>all covering this ring.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, so I mean they do. Okay, so the nation
<v Speaker 1>totally gets ten minutes to heat here for sure? Yeah forever.
<v Speaker 4>I mean they really locked those nerve holes in here,
<v Speaker 4>holy fuck. Which is very important to the story they
<v Speaker 4>were telling, which is we have to get through forty
<v Speaker 4>minutes of TV.
<v Speaker 2>Was no one else there to work that night?
<v Speaker 1>Like, we'll just buck whoever shows up. That's what he
<v Speaker 1>seen him he did, right, Paul. He would ride on
<v Speaker 1>an whoever was there, We'll just do that. And no
<v Speaker 1>one showed up.
<v Speaker 4>I mean, I mean ship I mean you had alse
<v Speaker 4>noting on that one run and remember, yeah that was crazy. Yeah,
<v Speaker 4>so I mean Undertaker working this is even crazy. I
<v Speaker 4>bet Undertaker said I got a good idea that he said,
<v Speaker 4>I'm getting out of here.
<v Speaker 1>Wow, he left on his Amtrak took the whole train
<v Speaker 1>by himself. Uh so the nation, Yeah, man, they're gonna
<v Speaker 1>get their heat here.
<v Speaker 2>Uh.
<v Speaker 1>Montoya hits a DDT on Crush and goes for a
<v Speaker 1>hot tag. But even Ski and who.
<v Speaker 4>But for Rooke stops and Todd pitting Gill has now
<v Speaker 4>found a woman in the crowd who says that this
<v Speaker 4>other woman in the crowd stole her.
<v Speaker 1>Man.
<v Speaker 2>Dude, Yes, okay, so, Vince says, Oh, Todd Pengoll, what
<v Speaker 2>do you make of this? After all the Montoya hits
<v Speaker 2>a DDT to began.
<v Speaker 1>What are you making this? I'm not watching the show, Vince.
<v Speaker 1>I'll keep it on honest with you. I just don't care.
<v Speaker 2>I've been trying to get as far as way from
<v Speaker 2>the Penn station as possible.
<v Speaker 1>I'm not watching Auto Montoya and you can't make me.
<v Speaker 2>Todd says Vince. This is unbelievable, not only in the ring,
<v Speaker 2>but here and yeah, as James said, some fucking lady
<v Speaker 2>is here and says, this witch stole my man, and
<v Speaker 2>I like to take her and put her in that
<v Speaker 2>ring and drag her around. So Todd looks to the
<v Speaker 2>side and looks at this other woman and says, did
<v Speaker 2>you steal her man? And the second lady says, Todd,
<v Speaker 2>hold my purse. Now these two women are fighting in
<v Speaker 2>the crowd. There's a match a man event going on
<v Speaker 2>in the ring.
<v Speaker 1>Vince, I gotta tell you this is more entertaining you
<v Speaker 1>than what's going on in the ring. Man. We should
<v Speaker 1>put them in there.
<v Speaker 2>This is fucking crazy. What is Sonny doing. I'm not
<v Speaker 2>watching either. Oh he shit, I'm gonna fucking die.
<v Speaker 1>Todd gets cut off in the middle of he's going,
<v Speaker 1>so it shows Clarence Mason. He's just doing the nation fist,
<v Speaker 1>which they do all the time, and Vinces, what do
<v Speaker 1>you what are you doing? I'm doing the gimmick I'm doing.
<v Speaker 1>We do this all the time, sending signals to the nation,
<v Speaker 1>and there you're giving them plays or something. What are
<v Speaker 1>you talking about. No, I'm just showing. I'm just showing
<v Speaker 1>them with them and they win. What is your problem? Up?
<v Speaker 1>The nation? Fist. What are you doing, Clarence Mason, So
<v Speaker 1>you think this match is good? No? No, no, crushing
<v Speaker 1>Sabbia Vega cheap behind this is this thing. This is
<v Speaker 1>probably what I to w He gets fired because of
<v Speaker 1>this crushing Savia Vega cheat by holding Oh my god,
<v Speaker 1>I didn't know this is this is what you were
<v Speaker 1>talking about, dude. They cheat by fucking all. They set
<v Speaker 1>them up like the world's greatest tag taams fine if
<v Speaker 1>he were just to hold them. They crushing, save cheating
<v Speaker 1>and their Eiffel towering out of my to on the road.
<v Speaker 2>Oh my god, this is something that like the fucking
<v Speaker 2>Heman family would do, Like I don't know what is
<v Speaker 2>going on here, You're right, crushes, forcing all the to
<v Speaker 2>motor boat him while Sabbio Vega holds his legs and
<v Speaker 2>funks him on the ass.
<v Speaker 1>Buddy and Big John stutter doing this everything. They would
<v Speaker 1>definitely do this, and it was probably a finish too.
<v Speaker 1>Is so fucking funny, ah man, what this was? They
<v Speaker 1>cheat by fucking just holding this dude up and like gyright.
<v Speaker 2>Is the right way to put this? That's exactly what
<v Speaker 2>they do.
<v Speaker 1>Oh man, you can't funk Auto Montoya Man come on,
<v Speaker 1>no dude, come on Portuguese saying said. The crowd responds
<v Speaker 1>by chatting born.
<v Speaker 2>That's when they had a fucking enough dude. They were like, wow,
<v Speaker 2>we just watched this dude get fucked.
<v Speaker 1>We just watched just get fun. Yeah, come on, that's
<v Speaker 1>not the coolest.
<v Speaker 2>They're chanting boring, and Vince is like, oh, well, fuck,
<v Speaker 2>I can't ignore this, And Vince says, well, some of
<v Speaker 2>the fans are actually bored by the Nation of Domination's
<v Speaker 2>activities here tonight.
<v Speaker 1>He could have ignored it. He ignored all the rest
<v Speaker 1>off and beat w bishoff sucks dick.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, you're right, yeah, clans basis I think they're bored
<v Speaker 2>with Montoya, and Vince says, oh, I don't think so.
<v Speaker 1>I don't think that's right. What too cold?
<v Speaker 2>They are like so fucking done with this, and like
<v Speaker 2>this ending comes out of nowhere that it feels like
<v Speaker 2>they purposely were like, wow, we gotta wrap this shit up.
<v Speaker 4>Beat Well, the Godwins come in and we've lost control
<v Speaker 4>of this match. I guess Delos out there. Phineas chases
<v Speaker 4>him away with the slop bucket. Yes, because he's gonna
<v Speaker 4>he got for some reason in his brain. He said,
<v Speaker 4>you know, we've been in this thing for like twenty
<v Speaker 4>combined minutes night.
<v Speaker 1>I just thought maybe I'd throw this whole thing and
<v Speaker 1>go after Delo with the slot bucket.
<v Speaker 2>I've teased the slop bucket to these people all night
<v Speaker 2>and they have wanted it, and I think I'm just
<v Speaker 2>gonna do this off camera.
<v Speaker 1>I think i should go backstation. Uh, just not do
<v Speaker 1>it out here. That'd be cool. That would be incredible.
<v Speaker 1>So that's incredible. But that your pipe is smoking, that's
<v Speaker 1>what it should have says. It went off the air
<v Speaker 1>put that your pipe is smoking. Oh he should I'm
<v Speaker 1>gadat augery. Albert chases Delo with the slot bucket out
<v Speaker 1>of the arena, stairs up.
<v Speaker 4>The stairs, of course, yes to the gorilla position, I guess.
<v Speaker 4>The Nation then stops Henry Hog from getting in, and Savia.
<v Speaker 1>Godlin stunds forgetting in.
<v Speaker 4>Savia then hits out of Montoya with a spinning heel
<v Speaker 4>kick uh, and they pick up the win.
<v Speaker 1>So we legit.
<v Speaker 2>The godwins never tag in. They make this a six
<v Speaker 2>man tag. The Nation all take turns running a train
<v Speaker 2>on Aldo Montoya.
<v Speaker 1>I mean literally.
<v Speaker 2>Montoya, which which is fucking the powerful the course because
<v Speaker 2>we are at the Amtrak, So I guess maybe this
<v Speaker 2>is what it was.
<v Speaker 1>That's right, that's all right.
<v Speaker 2>They fuck this dude kicked the ship out of them
<v Speaker 2>him with all the moves, and then they beat him
<v Speaker 2>and the godwins don't do anything the whole time. How
<v Speaker 2>the fuck is this possible?
<v Speaker 1>What a great ant of action here at Penn Station.
<v Speaker 1>This fucking anybody? All right? So we go backstage.
<v Speaker 4>Vince, Yeah, well I guess technically we're not backstage and
<v Speaker 4>Vincent Sonny are here. Uh, And they say, I guess
<v Speaker 4>the chase is still on. You remember that thing that
<v Speaker 4>just happened with the slot bucket.
<v Speaker 2>Apparently the slop is about to fly, and Sonny says,
<v Speaker 2>can we get a camera in there?
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, no, no we can't.
<v Speaker 4>It cuts backstage to Phineas throwing the slot bucket at
<v Speaker 4>Dlo but missing. Delo knocks over all the pipe and
<v Speaker 4>drape and yeah, I'm snapping, Pitts's crazy.
<v Speaker 1>If that can fall on a bunch of equipment, and
<v Speaker 1>we're gonna be fucking mad. It cuts back to stage.
<v Speaker 4>Phineas throws the slot book at at Delo, misses and
<v Speaker 4>it hits Pat Patterson, who is sitting there doing his job, and.
<v Speaker 2>A Bill Cosby sweater for some fun good reason.
<v Speaker 1>C WC.
<v Speaker 2>You don't you get to see this ship. They're just
<v Speaker 2>they're chanting E c w at Alda Montoya who is
<v Speaker 2>laid out in the ring.
<v Speaker 1>That's funny as fun. And he said, what is ec
<v Speaker 1>wok into this? Let me go there.
<v Speaker 2>That sounds like the coolest. So Vince has a Hall
<v Speaker 2>of favorite Pat Patterson. I've been slapped on Shotgun Saturday night.
<v Speaker 2>And Pat is sitting there, dripping with slop and he's
<v Speaker 2>got the headset on because I guess he was calling
<v Speaker 2>this ship. And Pat looks at the camera and you
<v Speaker 2>can't hear him, but he said, you think this is funny?
<v Speaker 2>And Vince says, oh, yeah, we do. And Pat says,
<v Speaker 2>I'll come down and kiss you, Sonny, and Sonny says no.
<v Speaker 2>And now Vince is making fun of Pat's sweater. He said,
<v Speaker 2>look at that sweater. That sweater's been slop before, Dude,
<v Speaker 2>what the fuck is of this?
<v Speaker 1>Yeah? I could have done with this one.
<v Speaker 2>Now Vince says, well, Undertaker was victorious earlier tonight. No,
<v Speaker 2>not DQ, And he says, well, Undertaker was victorious earlier.
<v Speaker 2>I don't know why he brought that up and says,
<v Speaker 2>and we're gonna have Todd Pettingell with Curtis. Slowahs. Didn't
<v Speaker 2>they replay the Taker Tombstone on the Escalator? And I'm like, okay,
<v Speaker 2>now we're outside with Todd Pettengill and Todd says, oh,
<v Speaker 2>I'm guess I'm in the caboose in this segment. I
<v Speaker 2>don't know what that means. Does that mean like he's
<v Speaker 2>in the last segment or is it an Amtrak.
<v Speaker 1>Now the cab train? Yeah? You know, you get yeah, he.
<v Speaker 2>Says, Curtis, is it sleep sleewah? Slowah.
<v Speaker 1>Curtis broke down. Curtis. I didn't even hear a last name. Curtis.
<v Speaker 2>He was he's the founder of the Guardian Angels and
<v Speaker 2>he's just hanging out outside here. And he says, Curtis,
<v Speaker 2>you're gonna go down the ring and Curtis says definitely.
<v Speaker 2>I said, oh fuck just he said, I just came
<v Speaker 2>out of the slime and grime of the subway heard
<v Speaker 2>that the Nation of Domination is in need of a
<v Speaker 2>serious readjustment and maybe they need to get a therapeutic
<v Speaker 2>back massage and be sucking some.
<v Speaker 1>Oh okay, and he's wearing and he's wearing the Buken
<v Speaker 1>skull hat. Dude, he does have the bulku lot.
<v Speaker 2>I'm like, what, what the fuck?
<v Speaker 1>And then Vince says, oh, well, never can tell what's
<v Speaker 1>gonna happen in the water.
<v Speaker 2>Has the federation that you am track for allowing us
<v Speaker 2>to come to Penn Station. And then they showed Pat
<v Speaker 2>Patterson's slow motion covered and slop and that is the
<v Speaker 2>way the end of the show. This, I mean like
<v Speaker 2>it is actually a fucking complete miracle. It just goes
<v Speaker 2>to show how like hot the product in general, I
<v Speaker 2>guess was going into you know, through ninety seven that
<v Speaker 2>this was on TV. This show sucks. By the way,
<v Speaker 2>we have a on our reddit, Dead Luck PW on Reddit,
<v Speaker 2>we have a retro suggestion thread. I don't know if
<v Speaker 2>there's any more Shotgun episodes to watch that have anything
<v Speaker 2>on them.
<v Speaker 1>If they do.
<v Speaker 2>If there is, please let us know, because I mean, like,
<v Speaker 2>you know, I have fun talking about the shows with
<v Speaker 2>the boys, so like, if there's anything else to cover,
<v Speaker 2>you know, we can do it. But I feel like
<v Speaker 2>we've pretty much done everything that that has been talked about.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, that doesn't surprise me at all. Yeah, I mean
<v Speaker 1>I think eventually it just kind of turns into like
<v Speaker 1>another show that they have.
<v Speaker 4>It's just content, right yeah, right, yeah, they just have
<v Speaker 4>to get this ship out of there, right, So, but
<v Speaker 4>I mean what I mean what yeah, I mean after
<v Speaker 4>this they go to uh, they just go to arenas
<v Speaker 4>and ship. So after that it's just like, really okay, yeah,
<v Speaker 4>it's like tape before Raw or some ship. Yeah, the
<v Speaker 4>first five episode, six episodes is the sixth one they
<v Speaker 4>ended up Penn Station. Yeah, then they just go to
<v Speaker 4>I guess you're probably right wherever they tape Raw or
<v Speaker 4>you know, whatever they're doing there, because they're definitely not
<v Speaker 4>fucking they're.
<v Speaker 1>Not running an arena out to do Saturday nights.
<v Speaker 2>Say, yeah, no, yeah, weird fucking idea here, not a
<v Speaker 2>bad idea, badly.
<v Speaker 3>Executed, Yeah, poorly execute Just the talent on the show,
<v Speaker 3>like having the Godwins be the entire thing and Naho
<v Speaker 3>the entire thing, Like you could have booked anything else
<v Speaker 3>than just that, you know.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, Yeah, I mean I think that WWF wasn't always
<v Speaker 1>in the business of trying to find the best in
<v Speaker 1>talent either, right, Like, no, I mean like you could
<v Speaker 1>have taken any of these guys and probably done a
<v Speaker 1>little more with them than you did. But you know
<v Speaker 1>that is it's just WF wasn't in the business.
<v Speaker 3>Due they just had like the ECW Invasion guys put
<v Speaker 3>some of that on you. But the ECW guys on
<v Speaker 3>the Shotgun.
<v Speaker 2>Oh yeah, cause you said they just did it on
<v Speaker 2>roll right.
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, yeah they are they just did or whatever. Yeah, yeah,
<v Speaker 3>they definitely should.
<v Speaker 1>Watch the last one that ever, Yeah, and just see
<v Speaker 1>what it looks like.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, yeah, that's a fucking that's a great idea. Actually yeah, okay, yeah,
<v Speaker 2>I agree. I enjoyed that. Well, that is it for
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<v Speaker 1>We're gonna make shotgun Tuesday Night. Oh it's family friendly.
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<v Speaker 2>We'll actually see you next Tuesday. The next episode of
<v Speaker 2>pot will come out on a Tuesday. We'll see you
<v Speaker 2>next Tuesday for another edition of the Deadlock Podcast.