Revisiting WCW Nitro 2001 Penultimate Episode, Ric Flair Kisses Dusty’s Ass, Eric Bischoff Calls In

<v Speaker 1>Dumn Boys on to the podcast, episode number two hundred
<v Speaker 1>and fifty nine and fifty nine weeks of a.
<v Speaker 2>Of a podcast, fifty nine weeks, winning every time, winning time.
<v Speaker 3>We can't lose an excruciating headache for James every time we.
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<v Speaker 1>We're there, We're there now. And guess what we're talking
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<v Speaker 1>already know. If you don't, we're about to tell you
<v Speaker 1>WCW Monday Nitro March nineteenth, two thousand and one. Holy shit.
<v Speaker 3>And you could call that the penultimate episode of Nitro.
<v Speaker 4>And that would be the correct usage of penultimate.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, you can just call it ultimate. You don't have
<v Speaker 1>to call penultimate.
<v Speaker 4>Every nitro is the ultimate episode of Nightros.
<v Speaker 3>Well, this one definitely wasn't.
<v Speaker 2>This is a true final Nitro, I think, right in
<v Speaker 2>terms of.
<v Speaker 3>Like them pretending that it's not dead yet. Yes, that's right.
<v Speaker 3>This is the also the first, the first well, it's
<v Speaker 3>the Nitro after the last that he's gonna be pay
<v Speaker 3>per viewed of Greed.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah. I was gonna say, I don't know, would you
<v Speaker 1>count the one like going into the Greed.
<v Speaker 4>Pay per view of obviously.
<v Speaker 1>They knew that things were going bad at this point,
<v Speaker 1>and like the k new Eric Bischoff was making the
<v Speaker 1>announcement on this episode. Would you say after watching it,
<v Speaker 1>would you say that this is the last nitro like
<v Speaker 1>before it's all over, or would you say the nitro
<v Speaker 1>before this because like Eric the show, Yeah, where they
<v Speaker 1>were like just kind of figuring out, it's all right,
<v Speaker 1>we're gonna get to this pay per view and then
<v Speaker 1>see what happens. I don't know. We'll talk about all that.
<v Speaker 1>We'll break it all down once you get to it.
<v Speaker 1>Before that, we have some deadlock updates. Watch this up
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<v Speaker 3>Yes, all Caps, Hustle All Caps All Caps also lower
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<v Speaker 3>Tony was the one that found this. Yes, you heard
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<v Speaker 2>I was looking at a Giant Silva's cage match and
<v Speaker 2>then I just saw Hulter Rakischi and said, I must
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<v Speaker 3>You're one of maybe four hits that John Silva's cage
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<v Speaker 2>Flowed with crazy ratings and this man to give me
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<v Speaker 4>Did Giant Silva You think Giant Silva.
<v Speaker 1>Ever wrestled in front of a crowd less than like
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<v Speaker 3>No, he wasn't working like indies, right, no way.
<v Speaker 1>No, he was a WWF And did you paid guy
<v Speaker 1>in a hustled guy? There was like seven thousand people
<v Speaker 1>with this.
<v Speaker 3>When you're that size, you don't wrestle for less than
<v Speaker 3>four thousand.
<v Speaker 4>You're right, Yeah, impressive.
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<v Speaker 4>The SGH thread is up on Patreon.
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<v Speaker 1>All Right, now it's time to get into WCW Monday
<v Speaker 1>Night trom March nineteenth, two thousand and one, the penultimate episode.
<v Speaker 3>Of the Yes that is true. This is uh, the
<v Speaker 3>end is here boys, almost, I guess, but ultimately here.
<v Speaker 3>But before we get into that episode, let's see what
<v Speaker 3>was going on in the World Wrestling with you Wrestling
<v Speaker 3>Observer Newsletter.
<v Speaker 1>What's that Tony say, TNA sucks or no tena?
<v Speaker 3>How the fuck did you do that on this episode episode.
<v Speaker 1>No God damn it.
<v Speaker 3>From The Observer March two thousand and one, Meltzer writ's
<v Speaker 3>The uncertainty of the future of WCW became more apparent
<v Speaker 3>this week as as all long term plans changed one
<v Speaker 3>more time, stemming from record low ratings last week as
<v Speaker 3>your collapse of the company sale after both Nitro and
<v Speaker 3>Thunder last week drew record low ratings, which when I
<v Speaker 3>tell you these numbers, it's going to be crazy that
<v Speaker 3>these were considered record low.
<v Speaker 1>Look at point one right point.
<v Speaker 3>Record low for them, Tony was Nitro did a two
<v Speaker 3>point zero five and Thunder did a one point five
<v Speaker 3>to two.
<v Speaker 1>Wow, record low.
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, gotta shut this fucking cancel this show man. After
<v Speaker 3>record low ratings last week for Nitro and Thunder, Eric
<v Speaker 3>Bischoff made the decision late in the week to significantly
<v Speaker 3>rewrite the largely completed Nitro for February twenty sixth and
<v Speaker 3>bring back Booker T. This completely went against the long
<v Speaker 3>term angle of having all the top baby face stars
<v Speaker 3>like Hogan Goldberg, Booker T Sting, Kevin Ash and possibly
<v Speaker 3>DDP put on the shelf and brought back and Mass
<v Speaker 3>for the new beginning when the storyline aspect of the
<v Speaker 3>new owners taking place to try and get a strong
<v Speaker 3>startup momentum and turn the company around. So they were
<v Speaker 3>gonna write out all the top stars, all.
<v Speaker 2>The guys that people want to watch, and all the
<v Speaker 2>people that sell the most merchandise and all the people
<v Speaker 2>just get them off a TV.
<v Speaker 4>I could see their thought process.
<v Speaker 1>Yes, fuck Turner, uh this ship right now, Like we're
<v Speaker 1>gonna give them the worst ratings we can and then
<v Speaker 1>we're gonna show them how smart we are when the
<v Speaker 1>ratings go up, and.
<v Speaker 2>When we that's a great idea, take them all off. Yeah,
<v Speaker 2>we had the worst ratings of all time.
<v Speaker 1>Oh look we we the company. Yeah that's great. I
<v Speaker 1>bet you Hogan pitched that brother.
<v Speaker 4>To take some time off. You still pay me the same, dude.
<v Speaker 3>I think there's actually something here that Hogan pitched actually
<v Speaker 3>that I'll talk about here in a Moment's get a
<v Speaker 3>little little similar. I guess what all the ratings are
<v Speaker 3>minded in w W news, aren't Anderson was suspended for
<v Speaker 3>two weeks.
<v Speaker 1>Now that's a you know, not pay probably right, well.
<v Speaker 3>Probably Tony in like two weeks.
<v Speaker 1>The company's done, I think to w W immediately. So
<v Speaker 1>that's good, I think so well.
<v Speaker 3>Meltzer Red's not sure the details, but apparently it was
<v Speaker 3>over the layout of a match last week, believed to
<v Speaker 3>be Luger versus Palumbo on Thunder, which was one of
<v Speaker 3>those swerves where the veteran is supposed to put over
<v Speaker 3>the new guy, but in the sense of how it
<v Speaker 3>was worked, he did the pinfall finish, but made him
<v Speaker 3>look bad the entire match in the process, so it
<v Speaker 3>served no actual purpose. So Arna Anderson got suspended for
<v Speaker 3>booking a shitty match.
<v Speaker 4>Okay, well, I mean you know that happens.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I didn't either, And that's weird because there's a
<v Speaker 1>lot of shitty matches in w c W SO on
<v Speaker 1>this show. So who else is book is shitty?
<v Speaker 3>It just fell on arn Anderson for being shitty.
<v Speaker 2>Agent sad to get in trouble for these ratings. Arn
<v Speaker 2>Anderson's taking the fall for that.
<v Speaker 1>That's true. Russ is just running around backstage looking for
<v Speaker 1>agents who booked this ship? You booked it, you, bud? Yeah?
<v Speaker 3>Man for arn Anderson, Well, I guess it worked out
<v Speaker 3>for him. He got the last laugh because the company
<v Speaker 3>dies and he goes to w w F.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah that's true. Spinebuster. Yeah.
<v Speaker 3>That From The Observer March twelfth, two thousand and one,
<v Speaker 3>Meltzer Rights. We are clearly in a transitional period for
<v Speaker 3>pro wrestling in the United States, and a dangerous transition
<v Speaker 3>at that. The big stories of the first few months
<v Speaker 3>of two thousand and one were the chickens coming home
<v Speaker 3>to roost of the huge money losses of two thousand,
<v Speaker 3>the official folding and impending bankruptcy of ECW, which may
<v Speaker 3>be announced before you read this, but even if it hasn't,
<v Speaker 3>it is inevitable, and the sale of WCW, which may
<v Speaker 3>not be exactly smooth sailing, but it is still expected
<v Speaker 3>to go through. So as of March twelfth, James, because
<v Speaker 3>we were met talking about like how far along they knew,
<v Speaker 3>like shit was fogged. As of March twelfth, they still
<v Speaker 3>thought there was a chance that they were.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I mean, as far as I've heard Eric bischofl
<v Speaker 1>and he's changed his story hard times over the years,
<v Speaker 1>but sure they're pretty close.
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, I think it was. And then it was just
<v Speaker 3>like fuck it, I don't have a TV.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, you guys, I think it was up until that
<v Speaker 2>weekend before the day like Friday, or on the Friday
<v Speaker 2>before the Nitro they announced Oh sure, okay, because I
<v Speaker 2>remember the headline coming out like that. It was either
<v Speaker 2>that day on the nitro or raw the last one
<v Speaker 2>or the weekend before was like, oh shit, they bought
<v Speaker 2>it right now this happening.
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, So we talked about.
<v Speaker 4>Nobody knew until Shane McMahon walked in the.
<v Speaker 1>Ring the.
<v Speaker 3>Final Nitro.
<v Speaker 2>Ever, how have you said bullshit? Shane was backstage all day.
<v Speaker 2>That's like Hogan. I was backstage all day. Brother Sting
<v Speaker 2>didn't get a tan, That's why I didn't put him
<v Speaker 2>over to.
<v Speaker 1>We.
<v Speaker 3>We've talked about the observer like kind of the week
<v Speaker 3>after this on I think probably the final Nightro episodes.
<v Speaker 3>So if you want to hear more about like the
<v Speaker 3>ending of WW go back and listen to that in
<v Speaker 3>the archives. But yeah, so as of now, they still
<v Speaker 3>think it's going to go through. As mentioned when Vince
<v Speaker 3>Bookmann nearly bought w W last year, one company is
<v Speaker 3>bad for wrestling on so many levels. Meltzer rights, the
<v Speaker 3>talent will go, will get stale with no place to learn,
<v Speaker 3>and don't kid yourself. Performing in Memphis and OVW before
<v Speaker 3>one hundred and two hundred fans a night a week helps,
<v Speaker 3>but there is a transition needed between that level and
<v Speaker 3>being a star on the big time stage. There is
<v Speaker 3>no negotiating leverage for talent and politics as it pertains
<v Speaker 3>to who becomes a star and become more more powerful
<v Speaker 3>than ever with lack of our alternatives. The indie groups
<v Speaker 3>that garner the most attention work a style that does
<v Speaker 3>little to prepare its guys for a real job in
<v Speaker 3>the industry. The jobs will be scarce, and they'll be
<v Speaker 3>all with one owner, giving him absolute power over the
<v Speaker 3>entire industry. Japan has less interest in using Americans than
<v Speaker 3>ever before. Mexico doesn't have the economy to support using
<v Speaker 3>Americans to any real degree. So many of today's top
<v Speaker 3>stars came from Europe, Mexico, Japan, traveling mode for many years,
<v Speaker 3>and those training grounds also don't exist. And he's he's
<v Speaker 3>got a fucking good point.
<v Speaker 1>It looks funny for a minute man, and that's exactly
<v Speaker 1>what happens.
<v Speaker 3>Entirely what happens in WCW News. There is also communication
<v Speaker 3>continuing to put together the worked angle where Hogan would
<v Speaker 3>start his own company on Fox to feud with TBS
<v Speaker 3>in a Japanese style company versus company angle. That's why
<v Speaker 3>Hogan is getting the word out that he would never
<v Speaker 3>work for w CW again. It's simply to set up
<v Speaker 3>a proposed angle. At this point, by the way, there
<v Speaker 3>is no Fox deal, so Hogan's pitching an angle to
<v Speaker 3>get out of w c He's getting he don't give
<v Speaker 3>a ship help. Yeah, awesome, Wow, it is a one.
<v Speaker 1>Ready was starting. Yeah, yeah, I'm getting out of here.
<v Speaker 3>Brother.
<v Speaker 1>What's go on? Fox Doddy? Oh maybe I will.
<v Speaker 3>Jobs brother, I'm going to w w f D last
<v Speaker 3>thing here in w CW News. In an effort to
<v Speaker 3>keep the fans in their seats through the end of
<v Speaker 3>the thunder tapings, they started this week and will continue
<v Speaker 3>every week to giving away trips to the next pay
<v Speaker 3>per view. New Orleans last week was said to be
<v Speaker 3>an embarrassment as there were only a few hundred left
<v Speaker 3>in the building for the thunder main event. Unfortunately, that
<v Speaker 3>lore wasn't good enough to keep most of the fans
<v Speaker 3>sticking around, so not even a chance to get a
<v Speaker 3>paid trip to the next pay per view was enough
<v Speaker 3>to keep people to sit around for the thunder main event,
<v Speaker 3>which was probably fucking Ernest Miller against quee wee. Dude.
<v Speaker 2>I was just gonna say, Quey, that's you said, which
<v Speaker 2>is funny because they have the infinite either infinite money
<v Speaker 2>glitch because there is no pay per view or fans
<v Speaker 2>are smart enough to say there's no pay view.
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, the next paper nameless pay per view that you
<v Speaker 3>guys could go to.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah.
<v Speaker 3>Wow, but yeah, that's uh, I mean that's brutal. I
<v Speaker 3>mean I've been to I've been to double taping shows,
<v Speaker 3>not WCW obviously like years later, like even uh, Tony
<v Speaker 3>was with me at that fucking SmackDown we went to
<v Speaker 3>where it was a double taping.
<v Speaker 1>Oh yeah, that was a lot people.
<v Speaker 3>Not only do people leave, people get people will stay
<v Speaker 3>and show how bored they are. They like, they're just
<v Speaker 3>doing their.
<v Speaker 2>Worse if they I think it's worse if they stay
<v Speaker 2>then if they leave, because they're just sitting on their
<v Speaker 2>hands all night.
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, they're doing the fucking wave and waving their phones
<v Speaker 3>around to do the.
<v Speaker 1>Thing like they started it during a match. I remember,
<v Speaker 1>Yeah it was ship.
<v Speaker 3>So like, but I imagine it probably isn't a great
<v Speaker 3>look if like, you know, he turned on thunder and
<v Speaker 3>nobody's there.
<v Speaker 4>Like, well, thankfully no one turned on thunder.
<v Speaker 1>The first The first problem is turning on.
<v Speaker 3>That's that's a good joint. Well, there you have it.
<v Speaker 3>That is it for the Observer. Now let's talk about
<v Speaker 3>the penultimate nightro March nineteenth, two thousand and one.
<v Speaker 1>All right, we are just I guess a day removed
<v Speaker 1>from w greed what happened at that pay per view?
<v Speaker 3>So greed because you know this is uh, this is
<v Speaker 3>the last w paper view ever. There's not a not
<v Speaker 3>a one night stand, a two night stand, there's no
<v Speaker 3>branch offs, no indies ever ran a w CW knockoff show.
<v Speaker 1>That only happened a W.
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, I don't think so, right, I don't remember, Like,
<v Speaker 3>maybe there was a signing with dudes, but.
<v Speaker 1>None of those U none of those dudes were working
<v Speaker 1>indies right after w.
<v Speaker 4>Ran a e CW tribute show, but it's all their
<v Speaker 4>w CW gimmicks.
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, wow, that'd be sick. But yeah, this is this
<v Speaker 3>is it WW like doesn't there's no blink of w
<v Speaker 3>CW ever again after this, So WW Gren's rich. No,
<v Speaker 3>I'm not going to this.
<v Speaker 1>W W tribute that's e c W lore. So yeah,
<v Speaker 1>that is leaked over, but whatever, that's different from w
<v Speaker 1>W Greed.
<v Speaker 3>Marge eighteenth, two thousand and one from Jacksonville, Florida and
<v Speaker 3>Jacksonville Coliseum opening match. Jason Jet beat Queewee in twelve minutes.
<v Speaker 1>That's easy money, by the way, easy.
<v Speaker 3>Money, that's true. Yeah, yeah, not queewee. Jason jet is easy.
<v Speaker 1>Is easy money.
<v Speaker 3>That's a big ch He should cruiseweight Tag team title
<v Speaker 3>tournament finale match Elix Skipper and Kid Romeo beat Billy
<v Speaker 3>Kidman and RAYMISTERI Junior to win the titles in thirteen minutes.
<v Speaker 3>Observer give that four stars.
<v Speaker 2>Cruiseweight tag titles are a crazy idea.
<v Speaker 1>By the way, I like that idea though.
<v Speaker 3>I do like that idea, but it killed the company. Tony,
<v Speaker 3>We're done because the.
<v Speaker 4>Titles are a big bird.
<v Speaker 1>Dude.
<v Speaker 2>I was listening to Observer interview with Eric Bischoff after this,
<v Speaker 2>and he said, like, to build a cruise you gotta
<v Speaker 2>build a cruiseeight division.
<v Speaker 1>You can't put him in the heavweight division.
<v Speaker 2>You gotta just build that division to make like the
<v Speaker 2>tag titles and all this shit. So he had like
<v Speaker 2>a grand scheme of cruiseweight stuff.
<v Speaker 4>He was, I don't I don't disagree with that.
<v Speaker 3>That's that's right. I fuck with divisions.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I like the division stuf. I think so good.
<v Speaker 1>You should check out the Eric Bischoff Observer interview. It's
<v Speaker 1>like this two thousand and one and Meltzer interviewing him Uh, yeah,
<v Speaker 1>it's I don't know, Okay, yeah it is.
<v Speaker 2>Al Resid Meltzer are in here and they're talking to
<v Speaker 2>de Rek Bischoff. But anyway, he's talking about like uh
<v Speaker 2>you mentioned, He's like, I think the Young Dragons in
<v Speaker 2>three count fought for like six months, was no storyline.
<v Speaker 2>It didn't make any sense why they were just wrestling,
<v Speaker 2>and he's like, to make the Cruise Bay Division good,
<v Speaker 2>you gotta just give them angles and stories that they
<v Speaker 2>could tell, not just have pointless matches.
<v Speaker 3>And that's what he was one week before the company
<v Speaker 3>was dying, you know, in February.
<v Speaker 2>That was when he was going to bring it back.
<v Speaker 2>He was going to bring it back, you know. His
<v Speaker 2>grand stud for like the rebuild was like, all right,
<v Speaker 2>we're gonna give you guys a purpose.
<v Speaker 3>Yes, I mean's pretty cool.
<v Speaker 1>Listen, you should listen to it.
<v Speaker 3>It's a good fucking direction. Man. I wish they would
<v Speaker 3>have did that sooner. I don't know if they would
<v Speaker 3>have saved anything, but like it probably would have made
<v Speaker 3>a lot less. They would have been getting made fun
<v Speaker 3>of a lot less.
<v Speaker 1>At the time if there was more direction like that. Yeah,
<v Speaker 1>you're well for whatever it's worth. Also, they they definitely
<v Speaker 1>wanted to push that work rate stuff more.
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, towards the end of the company.
<v Speaker 4>Yeah, we've talked about that before.
<v Speaker 1>But the idea was to push the like guys like
<v Speaker 1>Jason Jett and stuff, let them go longer, and like
<v Speaker 1>letting the young guys kind of.
<v Speaker 4>Just do the ship they do.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, because like these guys are so talented and like athletic,
<v Speaker 1>It's like why they just I think it was more
<v Speaker 1>so they had so many athletic like younger guys are like,
<v Speaker 1>fuck it, man, if we're just gonna have these guys,
<v Speaker 1>we should just let him go crazy, and like that's
<v Speaker 1>kind of what I mean. Jayson Jett was getting the
<v Speaker 1>ship pushed out of him. He was getting like, uh,
<v Speaker 1>wins and wins and wins. I think he was coming
<v Speaker 1>up on his like third or fourth win here tonight. Yeah,
<v Speaker 1>yeah he was.
<v Speaker 3>And I actually like had no recollection of him getting
<v Speaker 3>that heavy of a push near the end.
<v Speaker 4>There, whichea yesterday we had him coming.
<v Speaker 3>Don't pick him up right?
<v Speaker 1>No?
<v Speaker 3>Yeah that sucks.
<v Speaker 4>Yeah, we missed out on the after burner.
<v Speaker 1>We're just sick.
<v Speaker 3>A singles match by the Back to Greed Singles match
<v Speaker 3>Sean Stacyac with Stacy Keebler beat Bam Bam Bigelow in
<v Speaker 3>six minutes. Che he did cheat.
<v Speaker 1>That's out of a bitch.
<v Speaker 3>Team Canada of Landstorm and Mike Alson beat Hugh Morris
<v Speaker 3>and Conan in eleven minutes. That's a lot of time.
<v Speaker 1>No laughing Order, World World Order. Yeah.
<v Speaker 3>W cruiseweight title match. Shane Helms beat Chavo Guerrero to
<v Speaker 3>win the title in fourteen minutes. The Natural Born Thrillers
<v Speaker 3>of Chuck Palumbo and Sean O'Hare beat Buff Bagwall and
<v Speaker 3>Lex Luger in fifty two seconds. I remember this match
<v Speaker 3>vividly because it's the match where Palombo and O'Hare squashed
<v Speaker 3>them and then Buff and Luger lay on the canvas
<v Speaker 3>for at least five minutes.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, there would be a bitches about it.
<v Speaker 3>The Cat beats Canyon in eleven minutes.
<v Speaker 4>Wow, that's a long match.
<v Speaker 3>Booker t beat Rick Steiner in seven minutes to win
<v Speaker 3>the US title. Uh. Dustin Rhodes and Dusty Rhodes beat
<v Speaker 3>Jarrett and Flair in ten minutes. That's got just about
<v Speaker 3>a just under a five on cage match and the
<v Speaker 3>main event Scott Steiner wins the world title from DDP
<v Speaker 3>in fourteen minutes. Observe to give it three and a half.
<v Speaker 1>I thought you, I thought you met it got just
<v Speaker 1>under five stars. I'm saying, God, they do in this match.
<v Speaker 1>I've seen it. I've seen this pay per view, I've
<v Speaker 1>seen it with you. I think, yeah, we've watched this before.
<v Speaker 1>I remember the Jason j and Quebe Mes. We're watching it,
<v Speaker 1>We're like, oh gosh.
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, I was like, damn, yeah, I remember the Shane
<v Speaker 3>Helms match being good too.
<v Speaker 4>Yeah, yeah that was good too. And then the rest
<v Speaker 4>of the show.
<v Speaker 1>Happens, yeah happens. Yeah. Yeah.
<v Speaker 4>I like the I like the logo. It's all blinged out.
<v Speaker 3>Yeah that was sweet.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah it was sweet.
<v Speaker 3>But yeah, So that is what we're looking at here
<v Speaker 3>going into this episode of Nitro.
<v Speaker 1>All right, so we're heading to this code open here
<v Speaker 1>in memoriam DDP ri IP a tribute by w CW
<v Speaker 1>champion Scott Steiner.
<v Speaker 3>Dude, they're playing taps and I'm like, I said, ship, dude,
<v Speaker 3>it was funny enough that they're doing this. It's a
<v Speaker 3>shot of like the U. S Flag waving and then
<v Speaker 3>it transitions to a US flag waving over a trailer park.
<v Speaker 4>Half mast.
<v Speaker 2>It's not even a flag. It's not even like a
<v Speaker 2>flag at of trailer park. It's a like a flag.
<v Speaker 2>But then they like take the opacity to fifty over
<v Speaker 2>trailer park. Footage is really good.
<v Speaker 3>And then DDP fucked up at the trailers also over
<v Speaker 3>the trailer park, and another one bites the dust, it
<v Speaker 3>says on the screen, and Giovanni says a very sarcastic
<v Speaker 3>tribute over the trailer parks at DOM Dallas page like
<v Speaker 3>you had to write that one home.
<v Speaker 1>We could have figured it out. So we start off
<v Speaker 1>with the Scott Steiner town Hall. We learned that Eric
<v Speaker 1>Bischoff has a call for later on in the show.
<v Speaker 1>I have no idea what that could be about. I
<v Speaker 1>guess it could be. So this is the Magnificent seven here,
<v Speaker 1>this is the Elite. Yeah, they do call themselves that
<v Speaker 1>there's not all seven of them here because the other
<v Speaker 1>three are getting attacked randomly throughout the show.
<v Speaker 3>What the fuck?
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, So Scott Steiner comes out here with Medesia and
<v Speaker 1>road Warrior Animal or I guess Legion to Doom.
<v Speaker 4>He really likes Legion to Doom a lot.
<v Speaker 3>It seems they definitely call him road Warrior on commentary,
<v Speaker 3>but he has an l O d nWo shirt on.
<v Speaker 1>Yes did He's like super the Legion of Doune thing.
<v Speaker 1>I always thought the Road Warrior was way cooler than
<v Speaker 1>Legion to Doom, maybe because Legion to Doom was already
<v Speaker 1>something else that existed, you know what I mean.
<v Speaker 4>And then L two thousand get me started, and then.
<v Speaker 1>Loves that.
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, and like, what a crazy what a crazy entourage?
<v Speaker 3>This is Steiner Medesia, Rick Flair and Animal.
<v Speaker 4>The Nature Boss, The Nature Boss.
<v Speaker 3>Oh my god, that's Scott Hudson called him. And I
<v Speaker 3>thought he fucked up and caught him that, But no,
<v Speaker 3>Flarees the CEO here.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, he controls everything and controls nothing at all because
<v Speaker 1>Dusty Rhodes is here with burritos and we'll see that
<v Speaker 1>later tonight.
<v Speaker 3>Oh my dude. Every time we talk about this Ara
<v Speaker 3>ww's Dusty Rhodes And he smells like shit roads, smells
<v Speaker 3>like shit, nunsty roads, And I'm like, shit, what is.
<v Speaker 1>Up with this man? I messaged the fucking day. I
<v Speaker 1>was like, dude, Johnny, I cannot fucking watch this anymore.
<v Speaker 1>This dude's ass is always on the screen. It's always
<v Speaker 1>dust Rosine Burritos. It's always Dustin Rhads saying, Oh I
<v Speaker 1>got you some more burritos, Dad, Dad, This is like
<v Speaker 1>what the fuck? So Steiner comes out here and he
<v Speaker 1>cuts his promo and uh, he talks about, of course
<v Speaker 1>all the white trash here tonight. He said he thought
<v Speaker 1>he would come out here and mourn the biggest white
<v Speaker 1>trash hero of them all.
<v Speaker 3>DDP, last time a green.
<v Speaker 1>Start off.
<v Speaker 3>Dommy Dwn's white trash, Diamond Dallas white trash. He's not
<v Speaker 3>even trying to like be clever. Donmy Dallas white trash.
<v Speaker 3>Found out it was time to put up or shut up.
<v Speaker 3>He found out he was not the last man standing.
<v Speaker 3>I was just saving him for the last And he
<v Speaker 3>scratches his chin because it was super clever. Now he's
<v Speaker 3>on the outside looking in, just like Stink, just like
<v Speaker 3>Kevin Nash, just like Sid Vicious, and just like Goldberg.
<v Speaker 3>We're scrapping that angle. Actually we're not doing.
<v Speaker 4>That one the chin like the Wrizzler.
<v Speaker 1>Off everywhere screen. You feel the same way about him
<v Speaker 1>as I do the riz.
<v Speaker 3>So I'm all you white trash to get on your
<v Speaker 3>hands and knees and pay homage to the world champion,
<v Speaker 3>but more importantly pay homage to the genetic freak.
<v Speaker 1>Homage not homage.
<v Speaker 3>And then Flair and Steiner both like double high five,
<v Speaker 3>very essentrally like it's a very So I don't think
<v Speaker 3>they didn't know what each other was doing.
<v Speaker 1>I think is what happened there.
<v Speaker 3>And then Flair gets on the mic and he says
<v Speaker 3>he doesn't think for one moment that there was any
<v Speaker 3>doubt in anyone's mind that Big Papa Pump won't kill
<v Speaker 3>and destroy DDP. He's big Papa, his his grudge there,
<v Speaker 3>he's big Papa, he's the world champion. And boy, he
<v Speaker 3>points to some dude in the crowd, he'd eat a
<v Speaker 3>guy like you up in thirty seconds, Pa, And he
<v Speaker 3>says there was some doubt as the whether or not
<v Speaker 3>the chosen on Jeff jar and the Nature Boy would
<v Speaker 3>beat Dusty Rhodes and his son dusting. And for those
<v Speaker 3>of you that didn't see it, which seems to be
<v Speaker 3>a lot of you, according to as by rate, we
<v Speaker 3>beat him from one in the Jacksonville to the other.
<v Speaker 3>And Tony Shivanni starts fucking flipping out. That's a blatant
<v Speaker 3>my I'm gonna talk over him, gold Dust, who cares,
<v Speaker 3>I'm going I'm not going there anyway, Flair says, because
<v Speaker 3>a little generosity in my heart, I did not make
<v Speaker 3>Dusty Rhodes and I should have come up here to
<v Speaker 3>Gainesville and kiss my gator ass tonight. Then fucking the
<v Speaker 3>most fucked up version of dust rhads theme I've ever
<v Speaker 3>heard ever plays. I don't know we've watched this before,
<v Speaker 3>and I don't remember this song. He's a married said hell.
<v Speaker 1>Jimmy Hart singing it? Saying it, and then they just
<v Speaker 1>added like I think, I don't think it was Jimmy
<v Speaker 1>Hard singing it.
<v Speaker 4>No, that'd be awesome dust singing it.
<v Speaker 1>And he came Burritos.
<v Speaker 5>Oh yummy, enough for the bossy dust here, he's here, He's.
<v Speaker 3>Got brito that Dustin is here. You're right, Dusty Steam
<v Speaker 3>plays and then they show him in Dusty Roads and
<v Speaker 3>Dustin Rhods on the tron and Dusty Roads are the
<v Speaker 3>nighth I think he got all wrong because at the
<v Speaker 3>paper last night it was deaf there kissing my big
<v Speaker 3>white ass, keep saying that all the time, kissing my
<v Speaker 3>big wet ass. It dust get kid, that big wet
<v Speaker 3>ass es central too. Yeah before leaving the building, that
<v Speaker 3>you will be kissing my white ass right here and
<v Speaker 3>get a cut three and I'll tell you something, deaf.
<v Speaker 3>There was your donkey last night. What are you talking about?
<v Speaker 3>That was the foreshadow and you know the donkey death.
<v Speaker 3>There was your donkey last night.
<v Speaker 1>That match got five match?
<v Speaker 3>Oh I got five thars. No, he had that long
<v Speaker 3>faith you know what I'm talking about. He had that
<v Speaker 3>look of fear in his eyes. He looked like a
<v Speaker 3>big giant horsew eye backed up and he lived something
<v Speaker 3>kissed the old brownie one eye.
<v Speaker 1>What is going on?
<v Speaker 3>Why am I dude?
<v Speaker 1>Yeah? What's my ass tonight?
<v Speaker 3>Well? Steiner's had it off? Steiners, Hey, what's going on?
<v Speaker 3>I'm champion, man?
<v Speaker 1>What the fuck? Well?
<v Speaker 3>You come down here right now and see who's kissing
<v Speaker 3>whose ass? And who knows you think you are? I'm
<v Speaker 3>not about the ass. Well, I got some britosdy, I
<v Speaker 3>got to take it again.
<v Speaker 4>He kisses on his ass a wrestling. It's so shitty
<v Speaker 4>and smelly.
<v Speaker 3>Fine, yes, wow, Well Dusty says, wait a minute, Tim,
<v Speaker 3>you know who I am and what you're went about
<v Speaker 3>your waist? I wanted three times.
<v Speaker 1>You know in this what Daddy, You're not supposed to
<v Speaker 1>be in this segment. Won the problem battle. I'm I'm
<v Speaker 1>about to win this for Daddy. I gotta dia to
<v Speaker 1>go you right now, A ship.
<v Speaker 3>I want to win because I'm not gonna let my
<v Speaker 3>thumb talk at all.
<v Speaker 2>You're not this probably sec gold Dust.
<v Speaker 1>His son thought of gold dust.
<v Speaker 3>He's on his side.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah dust. He's going on a rampage here. Man, he's nuts.
<v Speaker 3>He's winning the from a battle, crazy, locked up. Somebody
<v Speaker 3>wants you with than that. Somebody wants you now, Somebody
<v Speaker 3>wants you bad and this man, I don't really know
<v Speaker 3>how toegway out of this.
<v Speaker 1>How do I get the next?
<v Speaker 3>Don't hate the play game? Good comes out and Booker's
<v Speaker 3>got the US title because he just won it. He
<v Speaker 3>won the US title at the pay per view and
<v Speaker 3>also is the number one contendant to the world title
<v Speaker 3>after beating Rick Steiner. That's it was like a two
<v Speaker 3>for two and one. Yeah yeah, And Booker walks on
<v Speaker 3>the stage and they fucking blind me with this big
<v Speaker 3>orange line ship.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah man, Okay, Booker is the coolest ever. At this point.
<v Speaker 1>This US title is the coolest ever. Booker and Steiner
<v Speaker 1>getting to face each other for the title on the
<v Speaker 1>next episode is also very cool, and they have a
<v Speaker 1>pretty good match. Yeah man, I mean it's not long
<v Speaker 1>or anything, but they have a good match for the
<v Speaker 1>terms that they could have it under, you know, for
<v Speaker 1>both titles too. That's a big deal.
<v Speaker 4>Yeah yeah, I mean Booker comes in with both of
<v Speaker 4>them to wws.
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, oh yeah, you're right, and so Booker t comes down.
<v Speaker 3>Standers says, whoa Booker T. I know you don't want
<v Speaker 3>me because it's obvious I beat your has so bad
<v Speaker 3>you forgot what the barbershop was, and then him it's
<v Speaker 3>Flair five. That's a good one.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah all right.
<v Speaker 3>Oh, Booker says, first thing, Scott, would you please shut
<v Speaker 3>the hell up? But it's not yours, your kid rock
<v Speaker 3>and rolling.
<v Speaker 1>Okay.
<v Speaker 4>I was like when I was like, whoa, this is
<v Speaker 4>two thousand and one.
<v Speaker 3>He's super done that already.
<v Speaker 4>Yeah, he's like undisputed champion in like a few months.
<v Speaker 2>Yes, not only does he say here, but he says
<v Speaker 2>a couple of war dives in this promo, which.
<v Speaker 3>Kinds maybe unless Jericho stole it from him.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, someone's got to looked that up. You gotta tell
<v Speaker 1>us did Jericho do it first or did Booker do
<v Speaker 1>it first? And not just say it, but like an
<v Speaker 1>actual catchphrase.
<v Speaker 3>Yeah sure, because obviously it's a catchphrase here for Booker.
<v Speaker 4>Yeah, he has a lot of them.
<v Speaker 3>Booker says that, and then Steiner starts arguing with the
<v Speaker 3>crowd and yells fuck you. Booker says, you can talk
<v Speaker 3>about the body count from Kevin Nash, just thing the
<v Speaker 3>d DDP. I've been back for three weeks and you
<v Speaker 3>ain't said a damn thing about Booker T And I
<v Speaker 3>came back for one reason, that's the world heavyweight title.
<v Speaker 3>And as for you, Rick Flair, you come out here
<v Speaker 3>talking about how you being the man, the commissioner this
<v Speaker 3>and that. I say to that, save the drama.
<v Speaker 1>For your mama, Yes, sir, that title man come five
<v Speaker 1>points five points the start catching off, buddy.
<v Speaker 2>I think I heard Chris Jerko say that, like a
<v Speaker 2>month earlier.
<v Speaker 1>Save the.
<v Speaker 2>WHI about to be able to speed a champion. A
<v Speaker 2>couple of months doesn't matter.
<v Speaker 1>It doesn't matter. As soon as I've done everything Steiner was.
<v Speaker 3>He said, save the drama for your mama. Steiner's pissed,
<v Speaker 3>and yells shure, that's bull chair. Booker says, as far
<v Speaker 3>as the man goes, I talked to the man today.
<v Speaker 3>Seiner says, no, no, he's the man. He points a
<v Speaker 3>flair and Booker says, like I said, would you please
<v Speaker 3>shut the hell up? Crowd likes it. Chris Jericho likes
<v Speaker 3>it a lot.
<v Speaker 1>He loves that line.
<v Speaker 3>Booker says, one hour from now, be in the middle
<v Speaker 3>of the ring and make sure you bring that gold belt.
<v Speaker 3>And when it's all over with I say to you
<v Speaker 3>this boo yeah, and I'm gonna get with you.
<v Speaker 1>It was I wish you would have I don't. I
<v Speaker 1>guess he changed it or something, but I used to
<v Speaker 1>love it. He said, boo yah, And I'm finna get
<v Speaker 1>with you, I know, but.
<v Speaker 3>I'll take this.
<v Speaker 1>I love this line. If you're the only person who
<v Speaker 1>ever remember that catphrase, I swear I only knew because
<v Speaker 1>you were like, yeah, that's his catchhrase.
<v Speaker 2>I'm like he never said that. He says on this
<v Speaker 2>episode he said things.
<v Speaker 3>It was actually Jericho said that on rawlast week said would.
<v Speaker 1>You please shut the hell up? And I'm fitter get
<v Speaker 1>That's what his song says. When it goes on Oh yeah,
<v Speaker 1>I'm gonna get with you. Also said I'm gonna eat
<v Speaker 1>some burritos my asses.
<v Speaker 3>Shiitty tell me Jacko was just walking w c W.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, he stole Booker's double title angle too Holy Ship.
<v Speaker 3>You're right, Wow?
<v Speaker 1>How come the Booker? Has Booker ever talked about this?
<v Speaker 1>How come when he went to w w F he
<v Speaker 1>dropped every catchphrase he had?
<v Speaker 3>They probably said, hey, turn it down here. That's why, because.
<v Speaker 1>Everyone in the show is a walking catchphrase in the
<v Speaker 1>w W two over.
<v Speaker 3>Here whoa.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I mean like that that legit could have been
<v Speaker 1>it like hey man, we kind of saved the catchphrases
<v Speaker 1>for like top dudes or something.
<v Speaker 3>I don't unless it was because he was a heel
<v Speaker 3>and they didn't want him saying like ship that people
<v Speaker 3>would like.
<v Speaker 2>That's probably true. You're probably right they did. They have
<v Speaker 2>Shane McMahon talking for him.
<v Speaker 1>Wasn't that was like with him?
<v Speaker 3>Yeah?
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I feel like he's doing all the talking if
<v Speaker 1>I remember. I mean, I've heard Bookers say that like
<v Speaker 1>he feels like once he like moves on from something
<v Speaker 1>that he likes to move on from it the h
<v Speaker 1>But I'm gonna tell you man boo Yah, fine with
<v Speaker 1>you would. If you just came back to day and
<v Speaker 1>started doing that, you're probably be the world champion again.
<v Speaker 1>It gets me hyped up every time.
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, that'd be sick as fun. Yeah, that's good, by
<v Speaker 3>the way, right, So we go to commercial after that,
<v Speaker 3>and the segment ends with Steiner just legit going.
<v Speaker 1>Held back.
<v Speaker 3>Didn't even do anything, He's just fisted.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah. It shows footage from Greed where DDP is gurnied
<v Speaker 1>out and putting an ambulance. He really got fucked up,
<v Speaker 1>fucked up enough to where he has gone forever, bye bye.
<v Speaker 3>Is he not on the last night Trop?
<v Speaker 1>Is he? I don't think he is. I don't remember
<v Speaker 1>him being on it.
<v Speaker 3>It's unless he cuts a promo over a book.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, they took him out for Elix Skipper's cruiseweight tag match.
<v Speaker 1>Bitch as they baby.
<v Speaker 3>Mean.
<v Speaker 1>I don't know, I don't know what.
<v Speaker 4>So we go backstage.
<v Speaker 1>Buff and Animal are being recorded watching a recording that
<v Speaker 1>was recorded last night at w c W Green.
<v Speaker 3>WHOA, yeah, I thought this was the kidcam, but it's not.
<v Speaker 4>No, it's Buff Bagwell's documentary cam.
<v Speaker 3>Why what's was he documenting the injustices?
<v Speaker 1>Yeah?
<v Speaker 4>Or he's documenting everyone in his group being attacked.
<v Speaker 1>Oh, I seem trying to figure out who laid him
<v Speaker 1>out or whatever.
<v Speaker 3>It's such a weird shot, like, yeah, it's a CRT
<v Speaker 3>TV showing footage from the camcorder as the cam quorder
<v Speaker 3>records it.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, it is. And it's an overlay with the recording
<v Speaker 1>button on its which is which is always weird because
<v Speaker 1>if you want that recording button, you'd have to like
<v Speaker 1>plug hard plug the camera into the thing.
<v Speaker 2>It doesn't, it was It doesn't you record with the
<v Speaker 2>recording screen on, Like, it doesn't work that way.
<v Speaker 3>That's how they did it, Tony, what the fuck are
<v Speaker 3>you gonna? Are you a buff Bagwell's personal cameraman?
<v Speaker 2>Somebody else a little better camera work could tell you that.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah.
<v Speaker 3>So they're backstage, Yeah that's true. Buff and Animal were
<v Speaker 3>there watching this, and Buff says, are you kidding me?
<v Speaker 3>That's all we got. He's talking to the camera guy
<v Speaker 3>and Animal says, that's.
<v Speaker 1>All we got.
<v Speaker 3>Where's your cameraman? He supposed to you all the time.
<v Speaker 1>Where is he?
<v Speaker 3>And then Buff turns to the side to look at
<v Speaker 3>the cameraman and he says, where the hell were you?
<v Speaker 3>You're doing the job, and I paid you to doing
<v Speaker 3>this on documentary. What you're doing, you stupid idiot? And
<v Speaker 3>animal says we gotta find out right now today who
<v Speaker 3>is doing this to someone is putting us against each other.
<v Speaker 3>And Buff Buff's got a big lump on the back
<v Speaker 3>of his head, and they both emphasis emphasize that whoever
<v Speaker 3>did this has hits very hard. That son of a
<v Speaker 3>bitch hits hard. Man, he hits us real hard.
<v Speaker 1>He knocks us out, said Buff. Buff's camera guy saw
<v Speaker 1>him attacked on the floor or whatever. He said, where
<v Speaker 1>were you I was recording?
<v Speaker 3>Maybe he means like, why wasn't he there to catch
<v Speaker 3>it happen?
<v Speaker 1>Yeah? He should have been there.
<v Speaker 4>He should.
<v Speaker 3>He should have been there exactly. Okay, do we ever
<v Speaker 3>find out who this was? No? Is it Shane Douglas? Uh?
<v Speaker 1>It could be with who attacked the attacker, That's all.
<v Speaker 3>That's what I assumed it was, Shane Douglas.
<v Speaker 1>Maybe that's who it would have been. I don't know
<v Speaker 1>if it ever, I'm pretty sure it doesn't ever. I'll
<v Speaker 1>look it up real quick.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, yeah, whoever was doing the camera work sounded like
<v Speaker 2>Bubble love Sponge, but I'm not sure about that Oh
<v Speaker 2>my god, that is Did you hear the voice though
<v Speaker 2>there was like a voice. I did, I couldn't like
<v Speaker 2>I swear it sounded like bubble of sponge. I'm not
<v Speaker 2>sure if it was or not, but it sounded like him.
<v Speaker 1>I'm just gonna say it so i'd surprising.
<v Speaker 2>I'm gonna say that it was him, and I'm one
<v Speaker 2>time so factual.
<v Speaker 3>And I love stand up.
<v Speaker 1>Standard was also the attacker to the camera. Guy was
<v Speaker 1>the attacker and he drove the tank and then the
<v Speaker 1>w W here's the one, the take, Here's what. One
<v Speaker 1>of w CW's most prominent storylines involved a mystery attacker
<v Speaker 1>who was taking out members of the Magnificent Seven one
<v Speaker 1>by one. On the final episode of Thunder, the Nature
<v Speaker 1>Boy would become the latest member to be discovered knocked out. Backstage,
<v Speaker 1>several wrestlers were recovering from injuries and ready to make
<v Speaker 1>their return, including Kevin Nash, Goldberg, and Sting. The fans
<v Speaker 1>suspected that one of those guys would be the mystery attacker,
<v Speaker 1>but w B and w CW chose not to conclude
<v Speaker 1>the storyline. On the final episode, Nitro said, I don't care.
<v Speaker 1>I don't care nobody cares. All cares about Buff Bagwell,
<v Speaker 1>we're firing though. Yeah, that would have been cool though,
<v Speaker 1>if like the attacker came over, it should.
<v Speaker 4>Have been Shane McMahon.
<v Speaker 3>It should have been Shane mc douglass.
<v Speaker 1>He's fired. We don't have that.
<v Speaker 4>It should have been hard.
<v Speaker 1>Shit.
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, he was just doing that off camera all the
<v Speaker 3>time due to the back of that bag stage. So yeah,
<v Speaker 3>Buff says, after the match, me and Lex had a
<v Speaker 3>little confrontation, and you know, it's about to stay together
<v Speaker 3>because now they're thinking maybe it was Lex Luger. Buff says,
<v Speaker 3>we are.
<v Speaker 1>The Elite group. That's their name. They are the elite.
<v Speaker 3>But I don't think he would ever do anything wrong.
<v Speaker 3>Animal says, why not Lex Luger since been ww he
<v Speaker 3>thinks about nothing but himself, and Buff immediately flips. Buff says,
<v Speaker 3>you know what, that's a great point. I know, okay, ship,
<v Speaker 3>Buff says, listen, camera, man, you take that damn camera.
<v Speaker 3>You follow Lex Luger everywhere. If he goes to the bathroom,
<v Speaker 3>if he goes to his car, he goes to eat,
<v Speaker 3>you follow him and.
<v Speaker 1>You do it.
<v Speaker 3>Now go So he tells him to go do that. Uh,
<v Speaker 3>that doesn't happen. Obviously he does not.
<v Speaker 2>He's the shittiest character. He doesn't follow him to eat
<v Speaker 2>or anywhere.
<v Speaker 3>So no, dude, I don't even get to see Lex
<v Speaker 3>Luger take a ship. I just see Dusty Roads ship
<v Speaker 3>in all day.
<v Speaker 1>Dude.
<v Speaker 4>They had like seven burritos at catering.
<v Speaker 1>This is awesome.
<v Speaker 3>How the fuck did they get that? That's how the
<v Speaker 3>company died and spend the money on Dusty Roads burritos.
<v Speaker 1>Angle away. I eat a lot of give me a
<v Speaker 1>go with.
<v Speaker 2>Just WW had a million burritos. W had one sub sandwich.
<v Speaker 1>They should in the locker room. Yeah, hell yeah, just
<v Speaker 1>couldn't drawn raw die.
<v Speaker 4>So the first match of the evening Jason Jett versus
<v Speaker 4>Disco Inferno.
<v Speaker 1>Oh, let's disco with a que Get it right, dude, Tony,
<v Speaker 1>you gotta give a disco inn. Somehow this guy is
<v Speaker 1>still fucking here. I don't know.
<v Speaker 2>I was thinking the exact SA like, I was like,
<v Speaker 2>what the fuck this guy is still here? He's still
<v Speaker 2>doing the dancing gimmick, same gimmick, different name.
<v Speaker 1>He's just disco with a Q now the same Shottony,
<v Speaker 1>the same spot, same How did this?
<v Speaker 2>I would say, about that, Like, how the fuck did
<v Speaker 2>like a lot of these wa guys last as long
<v Speaker 2>as they did in the company and knock, get fired,
<v Speaker 2>not go anywhere, and they're still doing the same dudes.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, it's crazy.
<v Speaker 3>I think he just turned on Alex right when they
<v Speaker 3>were the I think they were the booge something like that. Yeah,
<v Speaker 3>uh so that he just turned on him to find
<v Speaker 3>his new friend who was coming to the ring with him.
<v Speaker 3>Light above average Mike Sanders are pairing, Yeah, dude, like
<v Speaker 3>a couple of goddamn just unbelievable overachievers.
<v Speaker 1>Dude, he was sports entertainment extremes. Mike Sanders. Okay, push
<v Speaker 1>some respect on him.
<v Speaker 3>I remember him.
<v Speaker 2>I was there, Tony, he brought out he brought out Disgraceland,
<v Speaker 2>Remember that, dude.
<v Speaker 1>I don't know why.
<v Speaker 2>That's the only thing I associated with Mike Sanders is
<v Speaker 2>that he brought up to.
<v Speaker 3>Hockey.
<v Speaker 4>Dude, what the fuck's so disco inferno?
<v Speaker 1>Yeah? Man, he's here. He's facing off against Jason Jett,
<v Speaker 1>who is on the upward swing here, Jason Jet otherwise
<v Speaker 1>known as easy Money. Yeah, he is getting to push here.
<v Speaker 1>He's a new up and comer. Baby face, you got
<v Speaker 1>to give it to him. They were trying with some
<v Speaker 1>different guys here. They're pushing Plumbo and O'Hair and Jason
<v Speaker 1>Jet and difficult making. Yeah, it's difficult making these transitions.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah I heard. You know.
<v Speaker 3>I just want to make sure that people know that
<v Speaker 3>Rino is here.
<v Speaker 1>And yeah, yeah, I don't know he was here. Yeah
<v Speaker 1>the new upper cover baby face like the year. Actually
<v Speaker 1>he was here, but he wasn't here.
<v Speaker 3>He's done.
<v Speaker 4>Yeah, So Jake gotta win on Thunder.
<v Speaker 3>Uh.
<v Speaker 1>And he also got another win I believe, on Nitro
<v Speaker 1>the week before, right, and you want to Oh, it
<v Speaker 1>was greed, that's what That's what it was. So Thunder greed.
<v Speaker 1>And now he's looking at string a third win in Quee.
<v Speaker 1>We agreed, that's right.
<v Speaker 3>Yeah that was Alex right on Thunder.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, the formerly Boogie Night Alex right, dud. He just
<v Speaker 1>shipped on all the boogie Knights and he beat you.
<v Speaker 2>He's should he should have shipped on Disco here. I
<v Speaker 2>don't know why this, as long as he should just
<v Speaker 2>beat the ship out of him yet.
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, Disco like vets some crazy.
<v Speaker 2>Someone's got to get some mad he here, bro, he's
<v Speaker 2>got to get the dance and he's it's the big
<v Speaker 2>man was watching.
<v Speaker 7>He said, look at this, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Jane
<v Speaker 7>mc douglas was watching.
<v Speaker 1>He liked it. With a cast or something. Jason Jet
<v Speaker 1>starts to match off here nicely takes down. Disco does
<v Speaker 1>an international with the stout, hiped ass. They called it
<v Speaker 1>a power.
<v Speaker 3>Disco does nothing promo.
<v Speaker 4>By the way, before this, oh sure, he says, I'm
<v Speaker 4>just going for now and a bits.
<v Speaker 3>And I'm gonna I don't mean to offend anybody, Please
<v Speaker 3>hold your pitchforks. But what he cut here was a
<v Speaker 3>the Miss promo.
<v Speaker 1>It was exactly that me. He said.
<v Speaker 2>When I raised my finger, your mouth go shut, Miss
<v Speaker 2>style he did.
<v Speaker 3>It was like verbatim, Yeah, complete Miss promo. And he
<v Speaker 3>ships on Alex Right to to set up that hot
<v Speaker 3>boogie nights angle here. Alex Wright's not involved in any
<v Speaker 3>of this, he said, Uh yeah, Disco says he Hey,
<v Speaker 3>Alex Right, I hope you're watching it home. Alex Wright's
<v Speaker 3>definitely tapped in the raw, right, just watch it, crazy dude.
<v Speaker 2>I like to think the idea is they told all
<v Speaker 2>these guys, yeah, we got big angles coming up like
<v Speaker 2>weeks down there.
<v Speaker 4>Just way we'll get you on a.
<v Speaker 1>Couple of news.
<v Speaker 3>Hold on, yeah no, he said, this is the bom
<v Speaker 3>that pinned you last week, and now you gotta watch
<v Speaker 3>me do what you couldn't do. And by the way,
<v Speaker 3>good luck in your singles career, you big bad loser.
<v Speaker 1>Hey he want a battle, He just wanted trouble battle.
<v Speaker 4>He ain't winning this match.
<v Speaker 1>So Jet nicely takes down. Disco does an inter national
<v Speaker 1>with the sitout hip toss they call a power bomb.
<v Speaker 1>Jet up and over the ropes with a Mike Sanders distraction.
<v Speaker 1>Of course, son of a bitch. Disco hits his neck
<v Speaker 1>breaker with the atrix. Hey, this is a swinging neckbreaker. Okay,
<v Speaker 1>it was really good.
<v Speaker 3>And then what does he do the next move?
<v Speaker 4>Well, what did he do because I didn't write it down.
<v Speaker 3>Well, he did neck breaker with theatrics and then he
<v Speaker 3>sizes him up. There it is there. It is neck
<v Speaker 3>breaker with the atrix sets up for you guessed it,
<v Speaker 3>neck breaker with the atricks. But it's reversed.
<v Speaker 1>Of course, video games just do the same move over
<v Speaker 1>and over.
<v Speaker 4>Well, someone's gonna get this finisher up, so.
<v Speaker 1>He's got so Jack gets back up. The tries her
<v Speaker 1>all at Disco Disco gets out, hits a facebuster on
<v Speaker 1>the knee. Someone hits their fucking Michael commentary loud here
<v Speaker 1>it just sounds okay. Yeah, So.
<v Speaker 3>Was Thatarry or was that the ring?
<v Speaker 1>Mic?
<v Speaker 4>Oh, I'm not sure something happened.
<v Speaker 3>It happened exactly when like Disco was stomped on the
<v Speaker 3>middle of the ring. So it made me think it
<v Speaker 3>was like.
<v Speaker 4>The ring hit the Wow, that would have been nuts.
<v Speaker 1>It could have been I mean, it would knew exactly
<v Speaker 1>where it was and tried to break it. Stupid Mic.
<v Speaker 3>Sabotize the show, dancing, trying to.
<v Speaker 1>Get just watching. Let me get what's going on? Vin
<v Speaker 1>man his neck breakerround?
<v Speaker 3>Oh yeah, my neckbreaker.
<v Speaker 1>I can do a commercial. Look, I give you the
<v Speaker 1>miss when my fingers shut up?
<v Speaker 3>Oh man, that's awesome.
<v Speaker 1>All right, So that.
<v Speaker 3>Changes this whole show for me. If I'm thinking this
<v Speaker 3>whole show is everyone trying to impress man.
<v Speaker 1>Should get on the top. I had that you like
<v Speaker 1>that fingers? Alright, I guess I got you, all right? So, uh,
<v Speaker 1>Mike Sanders holds Jason's neck on the rope, says, Disco
<v Speaker 1>distracts a RAF and then Disco it's a side rush
<v Speaker 1>and then just triple eh chokes this dude, Yeah you
<v Speaker 1>like that. He does the facebooster earlier too. He's trying
<v Speaker 1>to something.
<v Speaker 3>He's right, Look, I could do all moves.
<v Speaker 2>Dude, but he did a shitty Russian leg sweep. After
<v Speaker 2>this one, I went on YouTube, no joke and looked
<v Speaker 2>at Bret hearts Russian lake sweep a million times better.
<v Speaker 2>It's the best one ever. Tony has the best, like
<v Speaker 2>because he puts the leg. He puts the leg around it,
<v Speaker 2>so it looks like a real lake sweep. But what
<v Speaker 2>Disco did here did not look good.
<v Speaker 1>Tony. He also also, yeah, it also looks like he's
<v Speaker 1>slamming somebody on the mat. Everyone that does it other
<v Speaker 1>than Brett looks like they're just falling with them. Yeah,
<v Speaker 1>that's what it looked like here. Yeah, it wasn't good.
<v Speaker 1>Figure it out, so the ref gets on him for it.
<v Speaker 1>Mike Sanders comes in for a new drop with the
<v Speaker 1>oh yeah, it's.
<v Speaker 3>They just think he likes dancing moves. Hey, road Doug
<v Speaker 3>ridiculous by the way. Interference with the you're kidding me,
<v Speaker 3>You're fucking so fired budd, They like, yeah, yeah, yeah,
<v Speaker 3>you're coming super ound Bud.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah.
<v Speaker 3>Oh yeah, that's fucking crazy man.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah.
<v Speaker 4>You guys in for that knee drop?
<v Speaker 1>Oh yeah, like Rick Flair misses, he misses, of course,
<v Speaker 1>and uh yeah, Jet lines him out of the ring,
<v Speaker 1>Disco Glomshi from behind and Jet HiT's the after burner.
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, bring back elbow.
<v Speaker 4>Yeah, and dude, it's uh, it's a cool move, especially
<v Speaker 4>for the time. Crowd goes crazy for it.
<v Speaker 1>The crowd's super into Jet. He's like a different taste
<v Speaker 1>of this show.
<v Speaker 3>You know, he's a moves guy, dude, and moves guys
<v Speaker 3>don't exist yet.
<v Speaker 1>He should have had the easy money attire on that.
<v Speaker 1>What I really got people going the pants thro the
<v Speaker 1>pants off, He's got the yeah awesome. That's when he turns.
<v Speaker 1>So Jay hits a body slam and a standing moon
<v Speaker 1>salt for two. Disco then throws them over to the
<v Speaker 1>apron and he like crotches himself.
<v Speaker 4>I'm not sure if that was right, but it was like.
<v Speaker 3>Back body drop, but he ends up crouched on the
<v Speaker 3>top rope.
<v Speaker 4>Yeah, and then Disco hits a d d T for two.
<v Speaker 1>Jay gets a Northern like souplex and at two Mike
<v Speaker 1>Sanders comes in and drops an elbow that looked like
<v Speaker 1>it was gonna just aim directly for Disco inferno.
<v Speaker 3>Ye, trying fucking jets.
<v Speaker 2>Oh, I was gonna I was gonna be to be
<v Speaker 2>talked about Disco doing his sin. Sorry, oh thank you,
<v Speaker 2>I'll say a Disco doing the same move he did
<v Speaker 2>the d d T that he picks him up to
<v Speaker 2>try and do another like, same d d T again,
<v Speaker 2>the same.
<v Speaker 3>And the fucking cheese And you can't, dude, if you
<v Speaker 3>repeat the moves, your meata grows up less.
<v Speaker 2>How do you not understand when you get to do
<v Speaker 2>the lights Because he went for another da move again, that's.
<v Speaker 1>As funny as hell, because he hits the after burner
<v Speaker 1>in a standing moon saw and Disco said, all right,
<v Speaker 1>DDT he said here from e CW. Everyone did DDT right,
<v Speaker 1>That is actually right?
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, finish there, you're right.
<v Speaker 4>Uh so Jet throws them out of the ring again.
<v Speaker 1>Uh throws Mike Sanders out of the ring and then
<v Speaker 1>Jet hits the crash landing and gets a win. Crash
<v Speaker 1>Landing is the xplex, right, Yeah, except for he like
<v Speaker 1>holes under the head a little extra long as nice.
<v Speaker 3>It's fucking awesome. Yeah, dude, he has all the fucking
<v Speaker 3>moves man, and then yeah, Jason, Jason Jet wins. And
<v Speaker 3>then it cuts to the front row where there's two
<v Speaker 3>dudes celebrating by playing their slab nuts foam guitars. They're
<v Speaker 3>going crazy on him. But I was like, wow, that's sick.
<v Speaker 4>So Eric Benschoff has a major announcement via telephone.
<v Speaker 1>Wow, why was it he here?
<v Speaker 3>Okay, I don't know that either. I'm sure that's been
<v Speaker 3>said somewhere, but I legit.
<v Speaker 4>Don't meetings all the time. It was in so many meetings,
<v Speaker 4>that's true.
<v Speaker 1>Or he was fishing in Cody, Wyoming, Wyoming.
<v Speaker 4>So we got to a pre Ta Buff's camera guy
<v Speaker 4>finds Rick Flair's locker room.
<v Speaker 3>Oh it was a dude I wrote down. Rick Steiner's
<v Speaker 3>locker room was way more.
<v Speaker 1>Rick Cider was a US CHAMPI yeah, that's true.
<v Speaker 3>So yeah, they go to the locker room and he
<v Speaker 3>peaks and Sidon's Flair and Jarrett in the same room,
<v Speaker 3>and Flair says, I cannot kiss anybody's ass. The camera guy,
<v Speaker 3>now who we can hear, says I can't be seeing this.
<v Speaker 3>I got to get out of here. He says that
<v Speaker 3>out loud. I don't know why he says.
<v Speaker 1>This, or he's a character on the show. It's not
<v Speaker 1>just the camera.
<v Speaker 4>He's a character on the show. Like that's the difference.
<v Speaker 4>And I don't know if w CW.
<v Speaker 1>Like obviously we don't see the end of this angle.
<v Speaker 1>So he could have been somebody and it should have
<v Speaker 1>could have been on the show. He could have been
<v Speaker 1>like Chris Harris or something and he becomes a character
<v Speaker 1>in the wrestler on the show.
<v Speaker 4>You know, that would have been interesting. That's definitely not
<v Speaker 4>what they would have done.
<v Speaker 1>But what I was gonna say was there's like small
<v Speaker 1>things that they don't think of while they put this together,
<v Speaker 1>because everything's just kind of like, you know, we got
<v Speaker 1>to just do it because later on, like Flair is
<v Speaker 1>is a very obvious like continuity issue with Flair being
<v Speaker 1>outside and then backstage two, and it's like, here's such
<v Speaker 1>a thing of these things. It's like the second he talks,
<v Speaker 1>now he's a character. Now you have to pay something
<v Speaker 1>off with it. You can't just like know him. Yeah, right,
<v Speaker 1>It's like it's like the dude on the office, Like
<v Speaker 1>this guy talks and then he gets in a relationship
<v Speaker 1>or tries to pay him and it's like, oh.
<v Speaker 4>Sure, then he's out of there. Well, now that character's gone.
<v Speaker 1>Now we go back to a regular camera guy.
<v Speaker 3>But it's at least at least finished off.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, right, I feel like they did the I feel
<v Speaker 2>like they did the talking thing, just like a segue.
<v Speaker 2>How do we get out of this segment? I just
<v Speaker 2>have him to say something. I don't know, I can't
<v Speaker 2>be here. Yeah, he could have just put the camera
<v Speaker 2>down or something. He's like, Oh, I gotta get out
<v Speaker 2>of here. But he's supposed to be filming Lex Luga
<v Speaker 2>right now.
<v Speaker 1>I don't know what he is especial.
<v Speaker 3>I mean they legit could have just did it all
<v Speaker 3>night where he sneaks and looks in the room and
<v Speaker 3>Flair yells him every time to get out of here.
<v Speaker 3>I mean, what are you doing?
<v Speaker 1>I'm trying.
<v Speaker 3>I looked up who was Buff Bagels cameraman a w
<v Speaker 3>W and I can't find anything.
<v Speaker 4>So no, no, no, we talked about it.
<v Speaker 1>There's no there's no payoff to this. They just ditched it. Yeah.
<v Speaker 4>So but if they could have, you know, I'm sure
<v Speaker 4>eventually someone.
<v Speaker 1>Would have got that idea out there in the meeting
<v Speaker 1>or something like, hey, we should probably like do something
<v Speaker 1>with this guy.
<v Speaker 4>He's talking on the show.
<v Speaker 3>So he's on the show a lot.
<v Speaker 1>We move on to Shane Helms versus kid Man, so
<v Speaker 1>they go back and forth. Here, Kidman sends Helms to
<v Speaker 1>the outside with the head scissors. Here Helm stars Kidman
<v Speaker 1>into the barricade and then runs back in the ring
<v Speaker 1>to hit a sensational flip dive to the outside on him.
<v Speaker 1>Helms comes back in with a crossbody press off the
<v Speaker 1>top to Kidman for a two count. In the ring,
<v Speaker 1>Kidman goes for a power bomb, but Helms gets out.
<v Speaker 3>Holy shit, how does that possible? Kidman is supposed to
<v Speaker 3>be the one you can't power bomb, not the opposite.
<v Speaker 4>Yeah, he's gonna steal all his ship and beat him clean.
<v Speaker 4>Fun you get out of here.
<v Speaker 1>So Kidman goes for the kid Crusher, but Helm stops
<v Speaker 1>him again. Kidman finally hits a belly to back your
<v Speaker 1>INAUGI for a two. Dude.
<v Speaker 3>They do a lot like this is a very fast
<v Speaker 3>fucking pace match, Like it was hard to write down
<v Speaker 3>what was happening in this match because they were doing
<v Speaker 3>a lot.
<v Speaker 4>Yeah, they they did a lot. I think they probably
<v Speaker 4>I assumed.
<v Speaker 1>They thought they were probably gonna get longer, or they
<v Speaker 1>did have longer and they got cut or something because
<v Speaker 1>they said we're getting our shit in.
<v Speaker 3>Regardless, they did get their shit in two men.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I mean WCW also like this was the style
<v Speaker 1>they had, right, like TV matches in WCW, Like they
<v Speaker 1>taught you in the power Plant, like you do your
<v Speaker 1>high spots, then you get the fuck up, like if
<v Speaker 1>you have if you have five minutes, give them a
<v Speaker 1>match that's ten, but without the selling. Yeah, you're right
<v Speaker 1>kind of what they taught them.
<v Speaker 3>You can see that a lot of these dudes, especially
<v Speaker 3>like Palombo and O'Hair, they do that a lot too.
<v Speaker 1>They do because like if you I guess the thought
<v Speaker 1>process and the power Plant and the way WCW saw
<v Speaker 1>it was like if you have five minutes on TV,
<v Speaker 1>people need to remember the move that you do, so
<v Speaker 1>like it doesn't don't you don't necessarily need to sell.
<v Speaker 1>You need to sell your moves. So when you get longer,
<v Speaker 1>people know what you're going for and their money moves. Yeah,
<v Speaker 1>I mean, I can't say it's wrong, it's just different,
<v Speaker 1>which is you know, it's an alternative. So that's kind
<v Speaker 1>of like the idea so Kidman hits a belly to
<v Speaker 1>back you Ranagi for two. Kidman hits a sky high
<v Speaker 1>for two. Helms hits a I definitely had to think twice.
<v Speaker 1>I put low down to first and I googled it. Yeah,
<v Speaker 1>sky high works for that one.
<v Speaker 3>I always dude, and it sucks because I loved Loo
<v Speaker 3>and I always mix them up like forever. I don't
<v Speaker 3>know if I'll ever not. I think I'm getting better
<v Speaker 3>now because low down is when Di Loo is going
<v Speaker 3>down from the top rope.
<v Speaker 1>Right. I'm better at it now than I was. I
<v Speaker 1>used to be completely horrible at it. Yeah. Now I
<v Speaker 1>get a sky high because he gets the sky high. Yeah.
<v Speaker 3>Shavanni on commentary by the Way, says this is the
<v Speaker 3>final stop before Spring Breakout next Monday and the season
<v Speaker 3>finale next week.
<v Speaker 1>In Nitro.
<v Speaker 3>These are these are don't worry, I'm losing my job.
<v Speaker 2>Boys, Boys Show, I think you've had series finale season forever.
<v Speaker 1>Tody No So Helms is a straight jacket slam for
<v Speaker 1>a two. Kidman hits an inverted suplex for a two.
<v Speaker 1>They reverse back and forth. Kidman goes for a corner
<v Speaker 1>clothesline from hell Spot. You know the one I'm talking about. Yes,
<v Speaker 1>you take the Brett buckle. He comes out Helms and
<v Speaker 1>grabs the arm, turns him around, dude picks him up
<v Speaker 1>vertebreaker fucking just kills him with this movie.
<v Speaker 3>Dude, he dumps him and I'm like, wow, that's a
<v Speaker 3>finisher man, Like that is awesome.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, man, he gets a three count. He picks up
<v Speaker 1>the wind. This is the coolest fucking move ever. Shane Helmes,
<v Speaker 1>him and Homicide. I don't care. You guys own this move, yes,
<v Speaker 1>and like, yeah, I got a lot of respect, especially
<v Speaker 1>you know when they were doing the double stomp vertebraker joint.
<v Speaker 3>That is completely fucking out of control, the double stomp
<v Speaker 3>fucking vertebreaker.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, that was a good angle that where they and
<v Speaker 1>it and all that and they're like, I'm doing anyways,
<v Speaker 1>that's cool. But yeah, man, Shane Helms and and Kevin
<v Speaker 1>had a really good sprint here. I enjoyed this match. Yeah,
<v Speaker 1>I thought it was cool and yeah, I mean they
<v Speaker 1>did all their ship and this was one of the
<v Speaker 1>best art of breakers I've ever seen. Travel attacks Shane
<v Speaker 1>Helms after the match, Kid Romeo and Elid Skipper come
<v Speaker 1>out here and attack Shane Helms and Brady Steerio Junior
<v Speaker 1>comes out in the five.
<v Speaker 2>Dollars shirt and he makes you say, it's like this
<v Speaker 2>crazy green and purple rock shirt.
<v Speaker 1>I love it is so cool. All the juniors are here,
<v Speaker 1>no mask, Yeah, no mask, Tony with the hair fucking
<v Speaker 1>just all the way down. That man just comes in
<v Speaker 1>with the hands and pitches it down that it's awesome.
<v Speaker 2>I like you you wear that shirt because he tried
<v Speaker 2>to work for the ref, so he's gidding, can you
<v Speaker 2>smell that?
<v Speaker 1>Looking dude. Shane Helms then hits the sugar Smack to
<v Speaker 1>Sin Chavo out.
<v Speaker 3>Of the ring dude, the super kick, the sugar saw
<v Speaker 3>mad dude.
<v Speaker 1>He yeah.
<v Speaker 3>He also had names for all of his moves, which
<v Speaker 3>would have pissed me off crazy, but I remember all these.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, me too, me too.
<v Speaker 4>Yeah, the sugar smack always sugar smack.
<v Speaker 1>They call it.
<v Speaker 3>It's a serious move. Name too.
<v Speaker 4>So the camera guy finds Lex Luger knocked on the floor.
<v Speaker 1>They got they got Alex dude.
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, he knocks on the door and says Rick Steiner, ricket,
<v Speaker 3>But it's Lex Luger laid out in there. And there's
<v Speaker 3>of course also a bunch of chairs flipped over because
<v Speaker 3>they beat Lex Luger with big chairs.
<v Speaker 1>Just oh okay there chairs.
<v Speaker 3>Yeah yeah, And the guy says, buff animal, they got Lex,
<v Speaker 3>they got Lex.
<v Speaker 4>Oh no, So we go backstage again.
<v Speaker 1>U Bam Bam Bigelow wants a rematch with Sean Stasyac,
<v Speaker 1>which sounds fucking saying, man.
<v Speaker 3>Bam BAM's fucking idea here must have been Wow, I
<v Speaker 3>don't want to get signed. Let me fucking just cut
<v Speaker 3>the shit he's from.
<v Speaker 2>I possibly caught here, right, I can only imagine he.
<v Speaker 1>No.
<v Speaker 2>I felt like he was checked out the entire time
<v Speaker 2>he was there.
<v Speaker 3>This he's a vest tony. He's done, buddy, he's done.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah. That sucks, is awesome.
<v Speaker 3>That's love so much and wow. But dude, all right,
<v Speaker 3>So Bam Bam says, last night's match pay per view
<v Speaker 3>at greed all right.
<v Speaker 1>He hit all the words he was supposed to say.
<v Speaker 3>You're right the pay per view greed all right. Last
<v Speaker 3>night's match pay per view agreed ship was a perfect
<v Speaker 3>example of how somebody could screw somebody else over how
<v Speaker 3>a man needs a woman to fight his battles in
<v Speaker 3>the ring. And I'm not too happy about that. But
<v Speaker 3>maybe Stasyac. You're not gonna be too happy about this
<v Speaker 3>because the officials think that's a night on nitro. I
<v Speaker 3>want to get a rematch against you, Stacey. You mister
<v Speaker 3>mega man.
<v Speaker 1>He does Mega Man.
<v Speaker 3>That's right. You're gonna have to go out there and
<v Speaker 3>find your battles yourself.
<v Speaker 1>Bam bam.
<v Speaker 3>Bigelo is going out there to prove one thing, and
<v Speaker 3>that's to prove a point. I said, God man, I thankfully,
<v Speaker 3>I said, oh thank god, this will be the only
<v Speaker 3>shitty bad band from tonight.
<v Speaker 1>Mmm. So we uh we go backstage. Lex Luger is
<v Speaker 1>awake and his head is hurting really bad. Oh my head.
<v Speaker 2>This guy hits really hard, you know, really really hard.
<v Speaker 3>Dude, cam quarter footage with the recording.
<v Speaker 1>To screen it works, It doesn't work that way. Come
<v Speaker 1>on him, crazy yeah.
<v Speaker 3>Bum.
<v Speaker 1>Into a camel and.
<v Speaker 4>Probably Dazzle ninety with a VCR line at the bottom.
<v Speaker 3>VCR yeah, hell yeah, DAWs ninety VCR line and they're
<v Speaker 3>using in Adobe media encoder. So yeah, Buff Luger's fucked up.
<v Speaker 3>The furniture still flipped around. Buff is holding an icebag
<v Speaker 3>on his head, and Animal is also here. Buff says,
<v Speaker 3>please tell me you saw something, Give me something, and
<v Speaker 3>Lucer says, you gotta be kidding me. Saw something. I
<v Speaker 3>got lamb basted from behind.
<v Speaker 1>It was a LA Park would just have people like lie, yeah,
<v Speaker 1>like they gotta hit so hard.
<v Speaker 3>It was.
<v Speaker 1>He's afraid of skeletons, you know that. Yeah, that was
<v Speaker 1>awesome him getting lamb basted with the parker and his
<v Speaker 1>whole family comes in and beats his ship out of
<v Speaker 1>La Park at l A Park. Oh my god, I
<v Speaker 1>think it was Shane McMahon who hit me in the
<v Speaker 1>back of the head.
<v Speaker 3>He turns a mangle.
<v Speaker 1>It was someone from the w W st lying Ye, awesome, judge.
<v Speaker 3>It might have been fucking w Gold.
<v Speaker 1>It was not Daddy. That is not possible.
<v Speaker 4>He was taking a shoe with me, daddy.
<v Speaker 1>Ship.
<v Speaker 3>So yeah, he got lamb basted from behind.
<v Speaker 1>I'm starting a.
<v Speaker 2>Barker or the Rock or Shane McMann or or dog hole.
<v Speaker 4>And it's seven dollars per text.
<v Speaker 1>Do you think it is?
<v Speaker 3>Animal flips on? He says, what the hell's going on
<v Speaker 3>around here? We gotta put an end of this. For
<v Speaker 3>a second, laid out that Medesia. I didn't know Medesia
<v Speaker 3>was part of this. Some dude, hit medation bank later out, Yeah, Scott, sorry,
<v Speaker 3>you get laid out now, Lex, Jared and Flare a
<v Speaker 3>busy right now? Who does that?
<v Speaker 1>Leave? And buffs as well.
<v Speaker 3>Where the hell is Rick Steiner? And the Animal is
<v Speaker 3>not angry anymore.
<v Speaker 4>He says he's in your group, asshole.
<v Speaker 1>Dude.
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, he's a part of the elite group. Animal says
<v Speaker 3>that's a good question. It's about the time we find
<v Speaker 3>out now, and buff says fine. Rick Steiner, Well, by
<v Speaker 3>the way, every push I was a major announcement by
<v Speaker 3>the telephone next week? Does that season finale next week?
<v Speaker 3>Don't fucking ban it.
<v Speaker 1>Everything's fine. And coming up next is Sean Stacey an
<v Speaker 1>Bam dam bigelow. Everything's fine. I appreciate. So, yeah, we
<v Speaker 1>got Sean Stacy a versus Bam Bam Bigelow. Stacy comes
<v Speaker 1>out here first, not Miss Hancock, just Stacy, Just Stacy,
<v Speaker 1>just the keeper either, just Stacey. Stacy's theme song is
<v Speaker 1>such a crazy stripper track. I love it, dude.
<v Speaker 3>It's nuts man. She uh and she's still wearing the
<v Speaker 3>like Miss Hancock outfit though.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah she is. She comes out here and says she
<v Speaker 1>deserves a bigger reaction. Next time she comes out here,
<v Speaker 1>I got something to tell you.
<v Speaker 3>Wait, no, he's She's on next week, isn't she?
<v Speaker 1>Uh do they? Yeah?
<v Speaker 4>They got the big Low and Stacey big.
<v Speaker 1>Reaction. I can't remember.
<v Speaker 3>I can't imagine.
<v Speaker 2>No, I bet it was all the drunk spring Break
<v Speaker 2>fans get a huge reaction.
<v Speaker 3>She says a reaction and the crowd goes yeah.
<v Speaker 1>She's like she smiles.
<v Speaker 3>I was like, oh, well she got what she wanted.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah.
<v Speaker 4>Man, So she introduces us to the mecca of manhood.
<v Speaker 1>Sean the cock.
<v Speaker 3>Do it now?
<v Speaker 1>He's like, turn around on the tron. It's just m e.
<v Speaker 3>He stole it from What the fuck?
<v Speaker 4>This is the goat?
<v Speaker 1>Man? So Sean Stasy as here, Yeah, this is the goat.
<v Speaker 1>Well he's not the alien. Yeah, he's the good Oh
<v Speaker 1>I forgot about the alien.
<v Speaker 4>Se Yeah, that's that's awesome.
<v Speaker 1>So Sean Stasy gets in the ring and he pauses,
<v Speaker 1>and it zooms in on this guy's fucking head. Shut up, dude,
<v Speaker 1>if there's.
<v Speaker 2>Ever a guy that has a fucking headed, Sean Staysia
<v Speaker 2>correct the.
<v Speaker 3>Well, dude, that's probably what happened when they w w F.
<v Speaker 3>They looked and.
<v Speaker 2>I always think of that Simpsons episode where they they
<v Speaker 2>the Baseball one the Daryl Straw everyone, and they do, yeah, yeah,
<v Speaker 2>that's Sean.
<v Speaker 4>Stays tony and he is so natty. Look at him.
<v Speaker 1>All the veins are popping out. Remember we found that
<v Speaker 1>he was like a superhero chiropractor. He still is. Yeah,
<v Speaker 1>or maybe he's in hiding now. Yeah, he's like Batman
<v Speaker 1>when he got shunned by this head. He's coming back
<v Speaker 1>to crack your back, break your back.
<v Speaker 4>So everyone, everyone has a fucking promo on this show.
<v Speaker 4>No one can just wrestle.
<v Speaker 1>You know. I'm surprised that w W used to be very,
<v Speaker 1>very good. I guess the commentators were a lot better
<v Speaker 1>back then. Uh they let the commentarors tell the story.
<v Speaker 1>Back then, they just like kind of would have the matches.
<v Speaker 1>Not anymore. Everyone will cut a promo, including Sean.
<v Speaker 3>Staisiac and Sean Stasia cuts the most generic heel promo
<v Speaker 3>here and gets an unbelievable no heat reaction. It's insane,
<v Speaker 3>Like he legit. He talks about how he's smarter than everyone,
<v Speaker 3>better than everyone, better looking at everyone. He calls him
<v Speaker 3>fat potato chip eating beer drinking slobs.
<v Speaker 4>Scott Steiner's gimmick.
<v Speaker 3>That is Steiner's gimmick, and no one fucking says a peep.
<v Speaker 3>They don't care at all, And Staisy says, bam bam,
<v Speaker 3>you want a piece of me, we'll bring your ass
<v Speaker 3>out here, boy, but make it snappy, because my sweetie
<v Speaker 3>and I have some more exciting things to do. And
<v Speaker 3>by the way, that was your brush with greatness for
<v Speaker 3>the evening, I legit wrote wow if they tease it,
<v Speaker 3>and Stacy and I gotta go back to my spaceship.
<v Speaker 1>I mean yeah, because I have a human just like you.
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, I'm just like you.
<v Speaker 1>Have lots of human things to do after this, like
<v Speaker 1>eat paint.
<v Speaker 3>I mean, eat burritos.
<v Speaker 1>Burritos, yes, a lot of them. In the back so
<v Speaker 1>at greed, Sean Stasyac sprayed Bam bam with the hair
<v Speaker 1>spray and he beat him.
<v Speaker 3>They don't show any moves at a game with me.
<v Speaker 1>They so.
<v Speaker 4>Had like one or two good w CW matches for years.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, man, w c W greed. Of course, the pay
<v Speaker 1>per view you paid for had all the funk finishes
<v Speaker 1>and then we just do them again instead. The baby
<v Speaker 1>faces went on nitro.
<v Speaker 3>All right, Well more people saw it some more people
<v Speaker 3>are happy.
<v Speaker 4>Triple A said for four years.
<v Speaker 1>There is no question that Staisiac hates fat bald tattooed guys,
<v Speaker 1>says Tony Shabati, That's true. That is a crazy line.
<v Speaker 1>He just randomly in the middle of the middle of
<v Speaker 1>the opening of the match. There is no question that
<v Speaker 1>Stacy gets fat bald dude guys.
<v Speaker 3>Hey, hey, they were like feeding him in on the headset.
<v Speaker 3>During that fat fat bald someone in the crowd is
<v Speaker 3>yelling at Sean Staisyac to do all of his dad's move.
<v Speaker 4>Your dad didn't shut shut the.
<v Speaker 3>Shut sorry ship.
<v Speaker 1>So Bam Bam takes over with his power.
<v Speaker 4>He's so powerful. Stacy gets a line, takes back over.
<v Speaker 1>Stacy gets on the apron thirdsy hair spray just like
<v Speaker 1>it w c W greed Did anyone see this? I
<v Speaker 1>saw it, but this time Bam Bam intercepts because it
<v Speaker 1>was a bad throw. Bam Bam then hits Greedies from
<v Speaker 1>Asbury Park and wins.
<v Speaker 3>Stacy gets in a check on Stasyac and Bam Bam
<v Speaker 3>points at her. Didn't lead to anything, that was just
<v Speaker 3>that was just it.
<v Speaker 1>I see you.
<v Speaker 3>Scott Hudson is going nuts on commentary. Oh, she throws
<v Speaker 3>like Jesse Palmer, that shitty ass guys like Warner Jesse Palmer, I.
<v Speaker 1>Hate that guy.
<v Speaker 3>Cardinals gets on the mic and he says, it ain't
<v Speaker 3>going down like this.
<v Speaker 1>Bam bam. The only reason you beat me night is
<v Speaker 1>because you cheated like I do.
<v Speaker 3>Love that too, says I beat you in the middle
<v Speaker 3>of the ring. I went from a big fat zero
<v Speaker 3>to a big hero. But if I do, what's in
<v Speaker 3>it for me?
<v Speaker 1>Am?
<v Speaker 3>I did I fucking skip heart beat here and missed this?
<v Speaker 3>Stacy didn't lay down a jar.
<v Speaker 1>He cheated out of a job next week? Would you
<v Speaker 1>like to get one final or not?
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, I'll put anything on the line. Staisy X says,
<v Speaker 3>I just want to re match. Oh well, what's it sir?
<v Speaker 1>Then?
<v Speaker 3>Bam bam, heavy fat breath balda bam bam, Say says,
<v Speaker 3>let's see bald. Yeah, your hair will grow back tooth.
<v Speaker 1>Nah, that's right. Thinking about himself, he said, too fat.
<v Speaker 2>All right, let's see what else you got. You know what, No,
<v Speaker 2>the bo that's already taken.
<v Speaker 3>This is crazy. Don't you love it when a little
<v Speaker 3>bitch is sitting in the chair and the pain in
<v Speaker 3>her face and the tears are running down her eyes
<v Speaker 3>and the needles rubbing through her skin. Hell, she passes out.
<v Speaker 3>It's just a bonus, dude, What the fu are you
<v Speaker 3>talking about?
<v Speaker 1>Everyone in this southern crowd here can relate to this,
<v Speaker 1>the good old tattoo where you really try to hurt
<v Speaker 1>somebody really bad.
<v Speaker 3>And they're all dude. And he specifically says she and
<v Speaker 3>her this whole promo, and he says, if I beat you,
<v Speaker 3>I want to tattoo that pretty little thing in the ring.
<v Speaker 3>And I'm gonna bring my tattoo stop next Monday night
<v Speaker 3>and I'm gonna tattoo my personalized signature. And Stacy says, bammer,
<v Speaker 3>we absolutely have no problem with that. Stacy will do
<v Speaker 3>anything for me. And Bama says, ah, you're so thick headed.
<v Speaker 3>Oh wasn't talking about her. I was talking about you
<v Speaker 3>know the fuck You weren't.
<v Speaker 1>Buddying the cap.
<v Speaker 3>You were full of shit. Shitty shitty promo. Yeah, man,
<v Speaker 3>I hate this. I hate this so much. Even worse
<v Speaker 3>is that I know we've watched that match because we
<v Speaker 3>reviewed that episode, and I imagine it was fucking horrible.
<v Speaker 4>It was it was like a minute or two long
<v Speaker 4>it was shit.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, man, and Stacy doesn't get a tattoo. Spoiler alert, Wow,
<v Speaker 1>I wish you did win. Oh fuck Terrible said you
<v Speaker 1>could beat me. Vince Avery hiring me.
<v Speaker 3>I don't want to go there anyway. You got a
<v Speaker 3>sick theme though, do it now?
<v Speaker 1>Yeah?
<v Speaker 4>This is hot many You should be an alien.
<v Speaker 1>In the ring.
<v Speaker 3>He should be an alienare.
<v Speaker 1>So we have a Steiner and Booker contract signing. Of
<v Speaker 1>course one hour into the show.
<v Speaker 3>Well, hey, Eric bischof big announcement, who knows what it
<v Speaker 3>could be. Don't worry about that season finale though, just make.
<v Speaker 4>Sure you do I guess, I guess we'll see here. Yeah,
<v Speaker 4>so Terry Taylor's in the ring with a contract. Terry
<v Speaker 4>Taylor works everywhere.
<v Speaker 1>All the time, free company. Don't know what company he's in.
<v Speaker 1>Most of the time, he's just is always in the companies,
<v Speaker 1>working for the w B.
<v Speaker 2>He's always working for ww He's always working for TNA.
<v Speaker 2>I don't know which this even works.
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, he's probably a w sometimes. I don't know what
<v Speaker 3>he's doing. But yeah, there's a table in the ring
<v Speaker 3>with some chairs. This is never used. I guess it
<v Speaker 3>is near mind. So, Yesner's in there, he's throwing the
<v Speaker 3>chairs out of the ring. He grips up Terry Taylor
<v Speaker 3>and then Booker T's music hits. Booker comes out and says, Yo,
<v Speaker 3>Steiner Flair, I told you I talked to the man,
<v Speaker 3>and that man is Eric Bischoff. Dude, whole night commentary
<v Speaker 3>was like, holy shit, is the man that Booker was
<v Speaker 3>talking about Eric Bischoff? We don't know, Hey, I talk
<v Speaker 3>to Terry Taylor. Who the fuck is there? So Booker says,
<v Speaker 3>so shut up and listen, and then they play a
<v Speaker 3>phone recording of Bischoff.
<v Speaker 1>This is first off, this is crazy. Booker introduces Eric
<v Speaker 1>and then he stands there and it just keeps the
<v Speaker 1>camera on him, and it keeps the camera on him forever.
<v Speaker 1>It's just like, is Eric ever gonna start talking? And
<v Speaker 1>then like I sear of got it had to be
<v Speaker 1>like ninety seconds later, Eric goes, thank you Booker.
<v Speaker 3>Well, it takes a while for the satellite feed the
<v Speaker 3>catch off. You know, he's watching a live and talking
<v Speaker 3>on his house. Yeah, and Bischoff, I mean Bischoff talks
<v Speaker 3>forever and it just shows shots of Booker and Steiner
<v Speaker 3>and Flair reacting really not reacting. The only one's that's
<v Speaker 3>really reacting is Flair, who's making random faces time because
<v Speaker 3>he's trying to best to get something here. The crowd
<v Speaker 3>is quiet. I don't know if they could even hear this. Actually,
<v Speaker 3>it felt like they couldn't, because no one really reacts
<v Speaker 3>to anything.
<v Speaker 2>Well, it's like the worst call quality. I'm sure james
<v Speaker 2>microphone sounds like that too. It's something terrible like that.
<v Speaker 3>Shit, Oh my god, James, you could have did this
<v Speaker 3>with that.
<v Speaker 4>Oh damn, I got play.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, it's all right.
<v Speaker 3>I'm in my mind. I'm thinking about it.
<v Speaker 1>And it's very funny.
<v Speaker 2>But anyway, so like they had the worst call quality
<v Speaker 2>going on there and and and Eric is just talking
<v Speaker 2>in normal voice, like he's just like a normal phone
<v Speaker 2>cover out. Yeah, and it was funny. I posted his
<v Speaker 2>picture on to it because I thought it was funny.
<v Speaker 2>It was like Booker t standing there, and then in
<v Speaker 2>the backund the tryna, says Eric Bischoff on the phone,
<v Speaker 2>and then there's a lower third that says Eric Bischoff
<v Speaker 2>on the phone.
<v Speaker 1>It's just two pictures. It's pretty funny.
<v Speaker 3>Uh So, yeah, Bischof said, I would have been there
<v Speaker 3>in person if I could have, but with everything going on,
<v Speaker 3>that just isn't possible. I mean, I got you know,
<v Speaker 3>these Margarita's got to get drunk.
<v Speaker 1>Somebody's got to drink.
<v Speaker 3>I can't leave this, shiit I do my finance wife.
<v Speaker 1>I leave it.
<v Speaker 4>I got two muchs going on over here, two much.
<v Speaker 1>He says.
<v Speaker 3>For the past six months, I've been working with a
<v Speaker 3>group of people whose goal it was and is to
<v Speaker 3>acquire WCW and to grow it once again to become
<v Speaker 3>a competitive, dominant wrestling organization. Recently, we hit a couple
<v Speaker 3>of roadblocks that may be in fact brick walls.
<v Speaker 4>That's the legendary quote from this Yeah oh the.
<v Speaker 1>Brick walls one. Yeah. Yeah. Uh.
<v Speaker 3>While it is still in my power, I want to
<v Speaker 3>do something befitting what could be very well the last
<v Speaker 3>night of wrestling on the Turner Networks. Given the fact
<v Speaker 3>that wrestling has been such an important part of Turner's
<v Speaker 3>history over the past twenty nine years. I was thinking
<v Speaker 3>over the weekend what I could do to provide an
<v Speaker 3>exciting as exciting of a program as this historic event
<v Speaker 3>should be. Uh yeah, you were not. You were thinking
<v Speaker 3>about the goddamn Bruce.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, come on, man, He was on the Miller High Lives.
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, how quickly can I get to the beach this
<v Speaker 3>fucking Monday?
<v Speaker 1>Is that I want to know? He says.
<v Speaker 3>I want to make an announcement now that next Monday
<v Speaker 3>Night is indeed going to be a night of champions
<v Speaker 3>Every championship will be up for grabs, starting with the
<v Speaker 3>World cruiseweight Championship, cruiseweight Tag Team Championships, the World Tag
<v Speaker 3>Team Championships, the US title, and the World title will
<v Speaker 3>be on the line. Steiner Booker t I want you
<v Speaker 3>to to be aware now that your match is going
<v Speaker 3>to be a title versus title match. The contracts are prepared.
<v Speaker 3>A WW representative is standing by he didn't know, as
<v Speaker 3>Terry Taylor, to make sure that the contracts are executed.
<v Speaker 3>Be prepared to defend your title next Monday Night. Given
<v Speaker 3>the historic nature of this occasion, I want to personally
<v Speaker 3>send an invitation to any former world champion to join
<v Speaker 3>us in Panama City, and don't be afraid to bring
<v Speaker 3>your boots with you. We have fucked that angle, so
<v Speaker 3>anyone that we injured, please please come on backing, Please
<v Speaker 3>fuck the sting crazy? Is that man? Like?
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, hey, guys, could anyone please show up the work.
<v Speaker 1>It's the last one, is the last one? Guys?
<v Speaker 3>Kevin, Hello high school reunion hero?
<v Speaker 1>Like hello, Like what did they couldn't get like that?
<v Speaker 1>Like half the roster show they had ever courages out
<v Speaker 1>there is ship they couldn't get, like you know what
<v Speaker 1>I mean? Like's like watching say where the fuck is everybody?
<v Speaker 3>Where are the stars? Shaman shows like Kevin, Yeah, dude, wow, yeah,
<v Speaker 3>I mean Sting's the only one that shows up out
<v Speaker 3>of like the former world champion thing right.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah.
<v Speaker 4>The fact that he hit that behind that is nuts, Like, hey, guys,
<v Speaker 4>we just where are stars?
<v Speaker 1>We're paying you so much money? Man, Like what the fuck?
<v Speaker 4>Rick Flairs wrestler in his shirt with the hair?
<v Speaker 1>Can somebody please come out here? Please go for.
<v Speaker 3>Oh my god, yeah it is. I mean we probably
<v Speaker 3>talked about when we were reviewed, I imagine, but the
<v Speaker 3>amount of not w CW stars on this are crazy.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah. He makes his phone call and it's basically like
<v Speaker 1>a call to help, like, hey, man, like you know,
<v Speaker 1>these motherfuckers aren't even watching this show, No, no way.
<v Speaker 4>They were probably wyoming too.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, they're probably behind him, Bishop, He's probably on the
<v Speaker 1>phone right now.
<v Speaker 4>Don't say.
<v Speaker 3>You should ask for the whole.
<v Speaker 1>Guys. Hogan.
<v Speaker 2>Hogan is there to Hey, don't say my day, brother,
<v Speaker 2>come on brother like sid Stig Kevin.
<v Speaker 1>Good idea that goldberga you say Scott Hall is gonna be.
<v Speaker 4>Tell them I'm gonna be there.
<v Speaker 1>So does he even work for the w W? Come
<v Speaker 1>on say you're a oh yeah, damn? All right.
<v Speaker 3>Lastly, Rick Flair, we have had a rocky relationship over
<v Speaker 3>the past ten years. And while I have tremendous respect
<v Speaker 3>for you for what you've done for wrestling and what
<v Speaker 3>you've done for w W, I want to make sure
<v Speaker 3>that in your case, a promise made is a promise,
<v Speaker 3>Captain Rick Flair. It is in your best interest this
<v Speaker 3>evening to kiss Dusty Rhoads as all right, yeah that angle.
<v Speaker 1>Clay, what are you doing? You turn on raw?
<v Speaker 4>Steve Ross is doing that?
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, man, they this big fucking announcement Night of Champions,
<v Speaker 3>the last wrestling show on the Turner Networks. This is
<v Speaker 3>huge and you should kiss Dusty Roads, big fat white ass.
<v Speaker 1>Alright, mandude, I gotta get that. Got to get the
<v Speaker 1>angle over for later night. We gotta get that.
<v Speaker 3>Says that being said, I'll see you on Panama City
<v Speaker 3>next Monday Night. Thank you and Shavanna Yells.
<v Speaker 1>Incredible about this.
<v Speaker 2>The roadblocks, you know what the roadblocks were, Johnny. They
<v Speaker 2>just they had everything except they weren't.
<v Speaker 1>Gonna be on TD. They could just go on a
<v Speaker 1>different television network. That was it.
<v Speaker 3>And they Yeah, they just didn't currently have a deal, right,
<v Speaker 3>That's what that was it.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, they just didn't have a television deal with Turner.
<v Speaker 2>They had everything but the television deal with Turner. So
<v Speaker 2>they could have shut down and found a new network.
<v Speaker 2>I'm sure someone would have picked them.
<v Speaker 1>Up when a Spike TV start two thousand and three
<v Speaker 1>was TNN around.
<v Speaker 3>The CNN's around, yeah, because right, the Nashville Network. Yeah,
<v Speaker 3>you told me they couldn't have found anything. I mean, who,
<v Speaker 3>I mean, who is it? Who am I to say
<v Speaker 3>that they didn't try?
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I mean we don't know.
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, I mean there's a chance that they.
<v Speaker 1>Tried negotiated though when they were working with Turner though, right.
<v Speaker 3>I imagine Turner I would have said, hey, I mean,
<v Speaker 3>do what you gotta do, you know, like if because
<v Speaker 3>can you I don't know.
<v Speaker 1>How that works.
<v Speaker 2>I don't think you can negotiate till your current deal
<v Speaker 2>is over, is what the problem was. I think Eric
<v Speaker 2>Bischoff was talking about that, like they couldn't do anything
<v Speaker 2>because he wanted to like close down Nitro, but they
<v Speaker 2>had like obligations with ad people they had to do it,
<v Speaker 2>so they couldn't close it down until their deal was over.
<v Speaker 2>So they couldn't even do anything till their current deal
<v Speaker 2>is over. So they were I mean knowing like the
<v Speaker 2>tape library and how much that is worth. Like damn,
<v Speaker 2>Eric Bischoff fumbled the bag here real bad.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah.
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, I mean wrestling probably looks a lot different now
<v Speaker 3>if this doesn't die, right.
<v Speaker 4>Yeah, I imagine.
<v Speaker 1>So, I mean WCW was already working with Wildside, So
<v Speaker 1>I imagine that, Uh, you know, a lot of the
<v Speaker 1>TNA guys probably would have been on WCW. Yeah, I imagine.
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, And I imagine. I mean, RH probably still starts,
<v Speaker 3>but I don't know how it looks and how quickly
<v Speaker 3>it gets rated.
<v Speaker 2>I remember Bischoff saying he was going to pick up
<v Speaker 2>like ECW guys and stuff like I think Brod Van
<v Speaker 2>dam or someone was gonna go over there wasn't that
<v Speaker 2>to remember, I swear.
<v Speaker 1>I remember reading that he was gonna make it a
<v Speaker 1>super work great shows. As stupid as that sounds, I
<v Speaker 1>swear that he was like James, Yeah that he said
<v Speaker 1>that he was gonna make it like the complete opposite
<v Speaker 1>of Raw. He's like, we're gonna focus like way more
<v Speaker 1>on the entering stuff talent. Yeah, so you can say
<v Speaker 1>anything you want after you already gave up.
<v Speaker 3>Sure, that's yeah. I was gonna fucking I was gonna
<v Speaker 3>have the best show.
<v Speaker 4>This is gonna be awesome.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I tell him that thing.
<v Speaker 3>We're gonna push the cruiserway it's crazy and like everything
<v Speaker 3>was about to work great and like we were about
<v Speaker 3>to I'm gonna.
<v Speaker 1>Contract.
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, Kobashi was on top.
<v Speaker 1>We had fucking nudget as he was in here doing
<v Speaker 1>that ship crazy. Has never heard of Nigel Beginness, he
<v Speaker 1>he worked for him, He's never heard of him. Yeah, Nigel,
<v Speaker 1>what's the same? I like Miller, dude.
<v Speaker 3>So Steiner they're in the ring by the way. Still,
<v Speaker 3>Steiner signs the contract and yells at Booker to to sign.
<v Speaker 3>He says, son, he's son of a bitch, and Booker
<v Speaker 3>goes to sign it, and god damn it, Scott under
<v Speaker 3>bunches him in the head, so Booker's fighting back. He's
<v Speaker 3>hitting Flair as well. Then Steiner hits Booker in the
<v Speaker 3>knee with the pipe, and the commentary slipping, Oh, not
<v Speaker 3>the knee, not the fucking knee. Security come in and
<v Speaker 3>security doesn't have a great plan here because they all
<v Speaker 3>file in one by one just to get hit with
<v Speaker 3>a pipe by Scott Steiner. Legit, one after one is
<v Speaker 3>getting annihilated. Then Chris Harris gets in the ring and
<v Speaker 3>Steiner chokes lamps him through a table.
<v Speaker 1>So they definite.
<v Speaker 3>I think so, Yeah he was.
<v Speaker 1>So yeah Russo Bischoff security or whatever.
<v Speaker 3>He was always always get bumped around. Yeah, Tony, you're right,
<v Speaker 3>yeah Steiner. The referees are now in here. Steiner is
<v Speaker 3>one is getting in the ring. Then he's throwing them
<v Speaker 3>out the other side of the He's bumps Mickey j
<v Speaker 3>off the apron. He's the only one who gets hit
<v Speaker 3>for some reason. Uh. Then Steiner tells Flaire to throw
<v Speaker 3>Booker back in the ring. He does, uh, and Flare
<v Speaker 3>holds Booker in the corner, but Booker fights back in
<v Speaker 3>fire shots at Steiner. Scissors kicked the Steiner spinner Rooney
<v Speaker 3>and one of these men could be walking out of
<v Speaker 3>Panama City with two titles, and Booker now has the
<v Speaker 3>lead pipe. But Flare polls Steiner out of the ring.
<v Speaker 1>Son of a bitch.
<v Speaker 3>He got away, and Steiner is fighting to try to
<v Speaker 3>go back in the ring. In Steiner, he says, come on,
<v Speaker 3>he set up a bitch.
<v Speaker 1>Mike.
<v Speaker 3>He grabs the mic and says, hey, book a t
<v Speaker 3>Come on, he set up a bit. Booker says, listen up,
<v Speaker 3>give it a damn contract, and he signs it. He
<v Speaker 3>tells Steiner, listen up. Next Monday night, Panama City. I'm
<v Speaker 3>gonna have one belt on this side, one belt on
<v Speaker 3>this side. And when it's all over with, I'm gonna
<v Speaker 3>say this to you. No, we're gonna say this to you.
<v Speaker 3>Don't hate the player, hate the game. And then immediately
<v Speaker 3>after his music hits don't hate the play the game,
<v Speaker 3>I said, Oh wow, that's fucking nuts.
<v Speaker 1>Boo yeah, Ben, you which would you please shut save
<v Speaker 1>the drama?
<v Speaker 3>Oh gp, hold it down? Yeah, dude, I love Booker,
<v Speaker 3>team man.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah.
<v Speaker 4>You know what's funny here is that?
<v Speaker 3>Uh?
<v Speaker 1>He says that, and he looks out of the crowd,
<v Speaker 1>and the crowd.
<v Speaker 4>Is super into it. They're super into Booker, he's been here,
<v Speaker 4>paid his dues.
<v Speaker 1>He's like ready in this company right now.
<v Speaker 4>Yeah, that's that's like a big.
<v Speaker 1>Thing that people, uh like have to I don't know
<v Speaker 1>if they really grasp is that, like the crowd has
<v Speaker 1>to respect you to buy you as a champion, and like, yeah,
<v Speaker 1>you could be like the best everybod they have to
<v Speaker 1>respect the time you put in and the crowd was
<v Speaker 1>respecting the ship on a Booker and he's been there forever.
<v Speaker 1>He's done all this ship and like they're ready for it,
<v Speaker 1>and like he looks out of the crowd and they're
<v Speaker 1>fucking raising the roof. He doesn't even do that anymore.
<v Speaker 1>They Yeah, Booker then looks out and sees him doing it,
<v Speaker 1>so then he just starts doing it. He just starts
<v Speaker 1>the man.
<v Speaker 4>That's pretty cool.
<v Speaker 1>Booker to me in this air and when he comes
<v Speaker 1>to WWE for like the first couple of years, like
<v Speaker 1>this is like one of the greatest ever. To me,
<v Speaker 1>He's just always been one of my favorites. I don't
<v Speaker 1>know why.
<v Speaker 4>He just kind of clicked with me.
<v Speaker 3>He's a main event guy.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I just thought he was cool as shit and
<v Speaker 1>everything he did was awesome. He was like oz moves
<v Speaker 1>were sick and like, yeah, he just said everything about
<v Speaker 1>it was awesome. He's kind yeah, it was kind of
<v Speaker 1>impossible not to like I think yeah, I think so too.
<v Speaker 1>So w c W Spring Breakout two thousand and one
<v Speaker 1>is time to part everybody. Finally, this fucking coup. He's
<v Speaker 1>going to bitsiness the funk out of here. Ricky Riley,
<v Speaker 1>tell these guys that get jobs, tell me to get
<v Speaker 1>a job. Man, come boys, what happened? No?
<v Speaker 3>I just want to watch that trow What the fu?
<v Speaker 1>More?
<v Speaker 3>Bro? Come on, what do you mean? They didn't say that?
<v Speaker 3>He said, it's not a champions and they're gonna you know,
<v Speaker 3>it's just a last night on Turner. We're gonna go
<v Speaker 3>to a new network. God, come on, right, guys, new network.
<v Speaker 1>No fuck no, this guy's a yeah. This has brought
<v Speaker 1>to you by one undred collect and America Online Version
<v Speaker 1>six point zero. Get on the internet or don't don't care.
<v Speaker 3>That's what Bischoff called on.
<v Speaker 4>Took him a minute.
<v Speaker 1>Hey, go to the paying.
<v Speaker 4>Get out of the room when you're talking.
<v Speaker 1>So he go backstage. Camera guys sees buff Bagwell go
<v Speaker 1>to Jeff Jarret and Rick Flair backstage, and Rick Flair
<v Speaker 1>apparently was not.
<v Speaker 4>Just out there with Scott Snyder getting his ass kicked.
<v Speaker 3>They very quickly went to the back.
<v Speaker 1>Come on after commercial break and spring breakout, and you know,
<v Speaker 1>plenty of time.
<v Speaker 4>Yeah, he put the suit back on, took all the
<v Speaker 4>sweat off, and he got the hair right, just spiked
<v Speaker 4>up crazy.
<v Speaker 1>He's good, good, he's good. Yeah. I loved it, like
<v Speaker 1>I love that Russo and them and like all those
<v Speaker 1>guys were there in the w w F when they
<v Speaker 1>were doing this ship and they still fuck up the continuity.
<v Speaker 3>Here, big movie heads and ship.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah. I bet Rick was like, look, just filming. I'm
<v Speaker 1>not doing this anymore. It's just simple as that. Filming
<v Speaker 1>now anymore.
<v Speaker 2>At this point, it does not fucking about it. We
<v Speaker 2>are not going to exist after next week.
<v Speaker 3>We're going new network.
<v Speaker 1>We mean, we're gonna No, that is not happening.
<v Speaker 3>Well, Buff says, I got some big news. He walks
<v Speaker 3>in on Jeff and Flayer talking. Of course, I'm starrying
<v Speaker 3>to interrupt. Animal Lex and myself are going right now
<v Speaker 3>into Rick Steiner's dressing room, and we're concerned and we're
<v Speaker 3>convinced that Rick Steiner is behind that point and knock
<v Speaker 3>the animal out, the buff daddy out, and we know
<v Speaker 3>what's going on. We know it's Rick Steiner, and Jeff
<v Speaker 3>looks at him, says, you know what they're trying to
<v Speaker 3>make this man do tonight, and Flic says, they're trying
<v Speaker 3>to give me to kiss. Dusty Rhodes, big fat what ask?
<v Speaker 3>This is the crux of a dying company. Dusty rhads
<v Speaker 3>big shitty white hand man. Jeff says, we got a
<v Speaker 3>lot bigger problems than that. Claire says, I'd be humiliated.
<v Speaker 1>I'm the CEO.
<v Speaker 3>It can't happen. I'm not kissing nobody's as anymore buff.
<v Speaker 3>In all due respect, I respect Rick Steiner, I respect
<v Speaker 3>totally buff, but I got a serious, totally buff group.
<v Speaker 3>The team duo of totally Buff who just lost the
<v Speaker 3>plumboo air in fifty two seconds.
<v Speaker 1>They laid there for five.
<v Speaker 3>Buff says, this is the elite group and we're falling apart,
<v Speaker 3>and Jeff says, deal with it yourself. It plays I
<v Speaker 3>get kiss asps al man, don get up kiss yes,
<v Speaker 3>and then the it slowly goes the commercial and you
<v Speaker 3>see Flair with a fucking smile on his face as
<v Speaker 3>it because he's laughing at his ship, this dumb ass angle.
<v Speaker 4>So now we have I Smooth versus Canyon.
<v Speaker 3>That is such a beast fucking name for a gigantic,
<v Speaker 3>gigantic human being.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, Kenyon gets the jobber entrance. Uhh, yeah, that's weird.
<v Speaker 1>He was just a big angle or whatever.
<v Speaker 3>Uh.
<v Speaker 1>Smooth top did not fit at all here, kept falling off,
<v Speaker 1>completely exposing his breasts. So Smooth gets into this match.
<v Speaker 1>He had a clean leap frog ear into a power slam.
<v Speaker 1>Did we are told that Canyon is no longer the
<v Speaker 1>innervator of offense? He's the innovator of offensive behavior? Oh?
<v Speaker 3>Yes, and they okay, so maybe one of you guys
<v Speaker 3>called this better than I did. Did they say that
<v Speaker 3>Kanyon flipped over Smooth's limo?
<v Speaker 1>Oh? I have no idea.
<v Speaker 3>I did not hear that, Okay, okay, So I tried
<v Speaker 3>to piece it together. I swear that they said Kanyon
<v Speaker 3>flipped over smooth limo maybe last week because Smooth tipped
<v Speaker 3>off that Kanyon was going to attack Miss Jones in
<v Speaker 3>a hospital and then Kanyon flipped over his limo.
<v Speaker 4>Yeah that sounds all.
<v Speaker 1>That sounds right. The fuck is going on here? Man,
<v Speaker 1>I said, yeah, man, fun all that Kanyon's a side
<v Speaker 1>Russian legacy moves.
<v Speaker 3>He tried to kill him last week.
<v Speaker 4>It's a bunch of elbow drops and then splits the
<v Speaker 4>middle for it.
<v Speaker 1>Two. Kanyon is done with whatever he's on right now,
<v Speaker 1>whatever he has or whatever he's supposed to be doing,
<v Speaker 1>he does not give a fuck because crazy. Yeah, he's
<v Speaker 1>not aggressive, he's not cheating, he's this isn't working, and
<v Speaker 1>this isn't the right guy to do this. Manch she
<v Speaker 1>gets this few as nuts. No one's even cheering or
<v Speaker 1>they're just watching this.
<v Speaker 3>They're just consuming what is in front of them.
<v Speaker 1>Dude.
<v Speaker 3>Ye. At one point, Canyon's like working a hold and
<v Speaker 3>he points at the reference says, go fucking look over there,
<v Speaker 3>Soson does. He walks over there and looks at the
<v Speaker 3>front row and shrugs, and then Kenyon's legs drops smooth balls,
<v Speaker 3>and then Tony Shavani says, oh am, I smooths built
<v Speaker 3>like a spark plug.
<v Speaker 1>Hey, what.
<v Speaker 3>He's like a spark plug? And Scott Hudson says, yeah,
<v Speaker 3>we saw he could take seventeen chair shots to that.
<v Speaker 1>We've seen that. I would like to see that. Yeah, yeah,
<v Speaker 1>I'd like to see so, I can't you that's a
<v Speaker 1>slingsha elbow for two am, I smooth. It's a crazy
<v Speaker 1>punch combo. Here he winds up nuts on this and
<v Speaker 1>then Manhattan dropped that almost went the wrong way. What
<v Speaker 1>was that?
<v Speaker 3>I thought it was a fat body.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, you just went manhattan with it. I smooth and
<v Speaker 1>it's a power bomb, and then signals for the whirly
<v Speaker 1>bird flitch.
<v Speaker 4>Of course of course standingsheah.
<v Speaker 3>Okay, I don't think it was supposed to. But I
<v Speaker 3>think Kenyon got rocked on the power bomb.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah.
<v Speaker 3>I was like, dude, I can't tell you how excited
<v Speaker 3>I got.
<v Speaker 1>When he did the whirlybird taunt.
<v Speaker 3>I was like, oh, sird, he might have something here
<v Speaker 3>that's like crazy, Like this is gonna make him a
<v Speaker 3>man of venter.
<v Speaker 1>This finish leaping splash, Hey, Jimmy fair, Hey, it kicks.
<v Speaker 4>Smooth got up there, man, like a spark plug or something.
<v Speaker 3>It reminded me of one Ricky Ortiz.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, he got up there. It's nice.
<v Speaker 3>He leaping splash and then the referee doesn't count three
<v Speaker 3>m I smooth moves himself off the pin and then
<v Speaker 3>Kenyon's like, oh shit, and rolls his shoulder. It was
<v Speaker 3>like a three point one. The match continues, of course.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, because Canyon has to go grab a chair so
<v Speaker 1>the ref can chase him, because animal has to come
<v Speaker 1>in in DDT M I smooth and then can't you
<v Speaker 1>pin smooth? And then the cat comes down to attack animal.
<v Speaker 4>Keny wins. The cat is now here in a w
<v Speaker 4>CW ring cruise.
<v Speaker 1>Shir he works here.
<v Speaker 3>He's on the salary.
<v Speaker 1>He's been on salary for a long time.
<v Speaker 3>Dude. Yeah, the referee, I don't know how often I've
<v Speaker 3>seen that. Kenyon goes outside to get the chair and
<v Speaker 3>Charles Robinson has pity.
<v Speaker 1>Jesus, I know you're not going for that chair. This
<v Speaker 1>is a horrible match, This is a horrible show. Canyon
<v Speaker 1>is so na here, he's checked out, and then I
<v Speaker 1>smooth cocusses the dogs. Right, man, I'm about to give you.
<v Speaker 1>I'm about to give you eighteen unprotected. You see this, Vince,
<v Speaker 1>I'm going to kill this guy. Man.
<v Speaker 3>So, dude, this is a fucking This ending is so
<v Speaker 3>fucking funny. I don't even know if you guys notice it.
<v Speaker 3>So fucking Kenyon gets in and wins the cat comes in,
<v Speaker 3>attacks canyon. Canyon and the catter on the corner canyons,
<v Speaker 3>lighting them up. Animal gets back in the ring very
<v Speaker 3>sneakily and starts stomping out am I smooth, which sets
<v Speaker 3>up the cat to turnham and go hey, and he
<v Speaker 3>attacks animal. Canyon then to fight back, walks in the
<v Speaker 3>middle and starts stopping out him. Cat turns around to
<v Speaker 3>attack canyon and an animal to continue the fight starts
<v Speaker 3>to stop out. They ignore the cat fearing this whole part,
<v Speaker 3>which almost makes me think he was not supposed to
<v Speaker 3>be out of here, know him?
<v Speaker 1>Every time just moves like what you got? This is done.
<v Speaker 1>I'm going vice shuts up, so I go on, I too.
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, yeah, that's on every buch sun everything he knows. Yeah.
<v Speaker 1>Wow, that was so fun.
<v Speaker 3>I could I had to rewind because I thought I
<v Speaker 3>was seeing stuff of them going back to just attack
<v Speaker 3>hours every.
<v Speaker 4>Time Dad he goes out here. John Richards gets kick
<v Speaker 4>cussed and then.
<v Speaker 1>Starts kicking shooting. Man, stop this guy out now, animal
<v Speaker 1>did even question? All right, calm running animals saw the cat.
<v Speaker 1>I'm gonna go this dude up the cat the cat.
<v Speaker 4>Cat cat makes the same and he makes a match.
<v Speaker 1>Dude, You're fired if you come out there and you say, hey,
<v Speaker 1>man on Thunder, it's gonna be me and am I smound.
<v Speaker 4>There's gonna be me and.
<v Speaker 1>M I smooth animal canon. Allright, just shut the thing down,
<v Speaker 1>just man. Everybody just comes out and drinks on the
<v Speaker 1>beach and we just called him the tape. I'm not
<v Speaker 1>watching this sitting no more. Man, I'm not doing this
<v Speaker 1>sitting no more.
<v Speaker 3>Just so you know, because I don't know if you remember,
<v Speaker 3>and everyone else knows. We have also reviewed the Final Thunder,
<v Speaker 3>so we have watched this.
<v Speaker 4>We watched Cat.
<v Speaker 1>Said here, yeah, probly smooth one. That's just gas, that's
<v Speaker 1>just guess.
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, Kenyon probably gets concussed the.
<v Speaker 1>Game he went to this dance flashes time, Okay, but
<v Speaker 1>you can't kick the fun out of it, like right here, cocus. Well,
<v Speaker 1>it shows a coming next video with Dusty and Flair
<v Speaker 1>and all this going on and Cat's music going off
<v Speaker 1>in the background. So it feels like a bumper for
<v Speaker 1>his shitty comedy show.
<v Speaker 3>Dude, it legit says, And they show this many times
<v Speaker 3>for the rest of the night, the same way that
<v Speaker 3>we're showing graphics for the Eric Bischhof announcement. They are
<v Speaker 3>now changed to graphics for Rick Flair kissing Dusty Rhodes. Ass,
<v Speaker 3>that is the main event of the show. Yeah, with
<v Speaker 3>his music going off, that is fucking unreal. He was
<v Speaker 3>he was supposed to be out here.
<v Speaker 4>So I got backstage and Dustin's got the burritos.
<v Speaker 1>There you go, dust.
<v Speaker 3>My thumb dude. Back Yeah, backstage, Dusty Rhodes is just
<v Speaker 3>hanging out. I don't even know where the fuck he is.
<v Speaker 1>It's like the ruins.
<v Speaker 3>And Dustin Rhodes comes in, he has dad, and Dustin
<v Speaker 3>Rhodes walks in with what they called two hundred and
<v Speaker 3>forty burritos and Dustin says, what do you need these for?
<v Speaker 1>Anyway?
<v Speaker 3>And Dusty said, last night, I'm gonna tell you why
<v Speaker 3>death Derek took the brunt from Rick Flair. Nato boy
<v Speaker 3>thinks he got out of the as kiff and I'm
<v Speaker 3>gonna eat all the youth and put it down my
<v Speaker 3>thally bag and I'm gonna take the Nati boy Rick Flair, Ay,
<v Speaker 3>woe kith my white ass, and I'm gonna be smelling.
<v Speaker 3>I want to be smelly, right al right, Well, you
<v Speaker 3>know what we call that down in text as we
<v Speaker 3>call that thinking Fazy.
<v Speaker 1>Cole dust is like, what the fuck is going on? Dude?
<v Speaker 3>Yeah? Man, Like it was bad enough that he was
<v Speaker 3>saying he's gonna eat a bunch of burritos. I swear
<v Speaker 3>I've seen this angle forty dude. I'm seeing this nine
<v Speaker 3>hundred times.
<v Speaker 1>We have.
<v Speaker 4>We have not watched a WCW episode where this motherfucker
<v Speaker 4>eating the burritos has not been on it. Nineteen ninety six,
<v Speaker 4>Dusted and Dusty Burritos.
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, man, it's bad enough that he's eating burritos and
<v Speaker 3>I'm gonna be Famelli. I'm gonna be yes smelly man,
<v Speaker 3>big Phaisy.
<v Speaker 1>Ain't that right? Gold Dust Dude?
<v Speaker 4>For some reason, dust It comes out later and starts
<v Speaker 4>talking like Dusty.
<v Speaker 1>I don't know what was going on.
<v Speaker 3>Nothing fucking makes sense anymore after Like, yeah, at some
<v Speaker 3>point they were they like ripped up the script and said, ah,
<v Speaker 3>fuck it, man, we're done. He does britos, Ye, eat
<v Speaker 3>the ship out of them, fat fat man.
<v Speaker 4>So Kernan versus Rick Steiner's on next. You tell you
<v Speaker 4>about to get a banger here.
<v Speaker 1>Dude, This I mean, like.
<v Speaker 3>This is a horrible match.
<v Speaker 1>Has devolved into like just doing absolutely nothing at all.
<v Speaker 3>He forgot how to wrestle.
<v Speaker 1>Legit, this match is like two minutes and he forgot
<v Speaker 1>his spot in the match. How does that fucking happen?
<v Speaker 1>Is it two?
<v Speaker 3>It feels like an eternity, dude, this is so bad.
<v Speaker 4>How long was this match?
<v Speaker 1>I'll check. It was like over five I'm sure, I'll check. Yeah,
<v Speaker 1>whatever it was, it was too long. Yeah, So they
<v Speaker 1>go to the floor. Immediately, Steiner comes in and body
<v Speaker 1>blocks Conan. Steiner just bout back mounts Conan starts clubbing
<v Speaker 1>his fucking head.
<v Speaker 3>He does that a lot too, Like I don't know
<v Speaker 3>if they got lost and that was their like way
<v Speaker 3>to get It was five.
<v Speaker 1>Minutes, by the way, this match five minutes, okay.
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, it's felt like fifteen dude.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah.
<v Speaker 3>He gets on top of him and like the camera's
<v Speaker 3>close and he's hitting.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, so Conyan of course hits the rolling clothesline and
<v Speaker 1>the facebuster.
<v Speaker 3>He fucks that off.
<v Speaker 4>It's it's awesome.
<v Speaker 1>Man talks my side field ptaos want to see from coda.
<v Speaker 1>That's it? Just the Yeah, what's see that? Toddy? Yeah,
<v Speaker 1>he's a he's a he's a dude.
<v Speaker 3>He does the rolling clothesline and they're out of position,
<v Speaker 3>so he has to like reposition and then hit the
<v Speaker 3>clothesline and then the face jam, and I was like,
<v Speaker 3>fuck this fucking match man, Yeah, fucking Rick Steer hits
<v Speaker 3>him of a German suplex and Conan did not want
<v Speaker 3>to take it.
<v Speaker 1>It looks shitty. What the fuck?
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, Codin sends Steiner off. Steiner then like doesn't hit
<v Speaker 3>the ropes. He just turns around in the middle of
<v Speaker 3>the ring and clotheslines Conan on the top of his head.
<v Speaker 3>The fuck is going on?
<v Speaker 1>Rick Star's up taking this match back over now? And
<v Speaker 1>then he mounts it. Oh dude, Scott. Rick Seider puts
<v Speaker 1>Codin in the worst arm bar of all time.
<v Speaker 3>Here man, the laziest arm bar ever. That Conan is
<v Speaker 3>dead selling. Yeah, okay, so I was confused here and
<v Speaker 3>I was like, this feels fucking weird. Conan's dead selling.
<v Speaker 3>Rick Steiner is like frantically looking around. The referee is
<v Speaker 3>talking a lot, and that's when I realized, Oh, they
<v Speaker 3>blew a run in here is what happened. Yeah, this
<v Speaker 3>is not supposed to be still going. This match was
<v Speaker 3>not five minutes long.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, so he sits in it forever and then they
<v Speaker 1>get up and uh, Conan just starts calling a spot
<v Speaker 1>to Rick Steiner, which is hilarious by.
<v Speaker 3>The way, comply dude, and he's out of breth so
<v Speaker 3>it's super like obvious.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, and he hits it with another sup plex and
<v Speaker 1>then wait a.
<v Speaker 4>Minute, the franchise.
<v Speaker 1>Shane Douglas, he's here in a cast and he is
<v Speaker 1>here to hit you and then run away very fast
<v Speaker 1>in a cast. It feels like it.
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, it feels like revolution run was right and he'd
<v Speaker 3>have the chain in there. Ye, yes, Shane Douglas coming.
<v Speaker 3>He fucking Steiner has a pin on Conan. Oh my god,
<v Speaker 3>Steiner is fucking pinning Conan. Shane Douglas jumps the rail,
<v Speaker 3>runs in, hits Rick Steiner in the back of the head,
<v Speaker 3>immediately runs out through the crowd. The bell has rung.
<v Speaker 3>Conan covers Scott Steiner and oh, sorry, Rick Steyner, I apologize.
<v Speaker 3>He covers f Conan covers Rick Steiner. He's confused. The
<v Speaker 3>referee is standing there saying, hey, the match is over.
<v Speaker 3>Conan is now arguing.
<v Speaker 1>I'm telling you, where is over.
<v Speaker 4>You're the baby face. The baby face.
<v Speaker 3>He's so lost. And then Rick Steiner, after getting clobbered
<v Speaker 3>in the back of the head with a cast stan
<v Speaker 3>up and hits Conan as hard as it he can
<v Speaker 3>in the back of the head and starts stomping him out. Dude,
<v Speaker 3>no selling the attack, just to stand up, to beat
<v Speaker 3>the ship out of Conan and to and for what
<v Speaker 3>you ask for?
<v Speaker 1>A humo.
<v Speaker 3>Who is, of course Conan's fucking tag team partner. Kill
<v Speaker 3>this company, Kill this company, now kill this fucking show man.
<v Speaker 3>Man Hugh Morris comes in hits a clothesline on Rick Steiner,
<v Speaker 3>Steiner powders, and then the segment ends with Hugh Morris's
<v Speaker 3>fucking music playing I hate you, I hate the show,
<v Speaker 3>Fuck you.
<v Speaker 1>I spent on this show. So we got backstage, Buff
<v Speaker 1>Animal and Luger confront Rick Steiner.
<v Speaker 3>Rick Steiner's sitting there, he's blown up the ship. At
<v Speaker 3>least I knew the like that del rick a just
<v Speaker 3>like you just had a match.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah yeah, he was, like, he even said match here,
<v Speaker 1>I lost.
<v Speaker 4>I never address board a match.
<v Speaker 3>He says, what do you guys want? And Buff says,
<v Speaker 3>I gotta ask you a question. All the controversy are
<v Speaker 3>going on, I gotta know, man, what's going on with you?
<v Speaker 3>And Rick says, what do you mean? I just got
<v Speaker 3>back from my match? Did you just watch then? I'm sweaty?
<v Speaker 1>What the fuck?
<v Speaker 3>And Buff says everybody's been laid out, but you what's
<v Speaker 3>going on? And Rick said, never going on?
<v Speaker 1>Man?
<v Speaker 3>Me?
<v Speaker 1>Marcus twelve? You eight? He looks at this. Don't we
<v Speaker 1>get hot?
<v Speaker 3>I don't even said anything. I know you damn ten
<v Speaker 3>years like ten to twelve, Bob, I know you hate
<v Speaker 3>you hate twelve. Rix says, I'm gonna gone, are and
<v Speaker 3>cool down. I want to come back. You better be gone.
<v Speaker 3>Marcus ship Man, Marcus.
<v Speaker 4>Hey, fuck you man, I'm totally buffed.
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, man, I'm both daddy fucking addressed. Me and such
<v Speaker 3>retape this, so they go backstage again.
<v Speaker 1>Lands Storm and Michael Ausamer here their team cans naked.
<v Speaker 1>That's cool standing there, just two strong Canadian men, just
<v Speaker 1>naked as hell. Yeah, Mike Awesome is uh fucking just
<v Speaker 1>one chicken breast to his spargas out. Crazy man's insane.
<v Speaker 1>He's practically green.
<v Speaker 4>Yeah, that's pretty sweet.
<v Speaker 1>Nuts. So Landstorm just he just quickly mentions that they
<v Speaker 1>beat quick He's right, Yeah, the great tag team of
<v Speaker 1>Humorris and Conan, and now they're going for the tag titles.
<v Speaker 3>Yeah they tonight they have a non title shot, but
<v Speaker 3>after they be plumbero' hair, they're gonna have to give
<v Speaker 3>us a title shot. And there's not a tag team live.
<v Speaker 3>We can't beat or out Rustle, and sooner or lay
<v Speaker 3>of those bouts are ours.
<v Speaker 1>Oh ship. Backstage segment. Rick Flair is talking to Jeff
<v Speaker 1>Jarrett about kissing Dusty's ass.
<v Speaker 4>You guys heard about this wall.
<v Speaker 3>I did hear about that, James. Not only did I
<v Speaker 3>hear about it, I heard it in the graphic they
<v Speaker 3>showed right before this word said pucker up, Rick on.
<v Speaker 1>It did Jeff Jared?
<v Speaker 4>So could you shut the fuck up?
<v Speaker 1>Man? Like for a shut up? I already kissed the
<v Speaker 1>donkeys as I don't care.
<v Speaker 3>This is cam quarter footage. By the way, again, who
<v Speaker 3>is sneaking in on this one? And Flair says it's
<v Speaker 3>the moment of truth. They actually think they're gonna make
<v Speaker 3>me kiss his big fat white ass. Was that like
<v Speaker 3>a fucking copyrighted, trademark thing that they had to say?
<v Speaker 3>All right, make sure you say like this big fat
<v Speaker 3>white ass.
<v Speaker 4>Actually you have no idea yeah.
<v Speaker 3>Jeff says, you're the CEO, and Flay says, I know
<v Speaker 3>that I'm trying to make a decision worthy of being
<v Speaker 3>a CEO.
<v Speaker 1>I can't kiss it.
<v Speaker 3>And Jeff says, you're the CEO. I act like a boss. Tonight,
<v Speaker 3>Flair says, you know what, I will be the CEO
<v Speaker 3>and I will make the right decision. And then he
<v Speaker 3>points at the camcorn and says, get out of here, coward,
<v Speaker 3>get anyway. So he did know it was there or
<v Speaker 3>he didn't it? No matter?
<v Speaker 4>Yes, yeah, this matters.
<v Speaker 1>Nothing matters. So now it's time for a Lance Storm
<v Speaker 1>and Mike Alsome versus Chuck Palumbo and Shato here uh
<v Speaker 1>proving ground match? Yeah, an eliminator if you will.
<v Speaker 4>Sure, land Storm comes in the ring with Mike Awsome.
<v Speaker 1>Mike Awsome stands there, lat spread out, looks like an
<v Speaker 1>absolute fucking beast of a man here, monstrous man, and
<v Speaker 1>land Storm says, if I could be serious for a moment, yeah,
<v Speaker 1>I like that, Like that, that's nice, Mike Awesome.
<v Speaker 4>There's nothing we got for you. I just don't know
<v Speaker 4>we can get with you.
<v Speaker 1>And of course they do the all rise for the
<v Speaker 1>Canadian national anthem, but he gets interrupted by Chuck Palumbo
<v Speaker 1>and Shaun o'heir's music.
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, it gets interrupted by the ww bags. They just
<v Speaker 3>ault seems assault theme. I'm easy for me to say,
<v Speaker 3>I'm fellows.
<v Speaker 4>So Landstorm of course does his quick look, which.
<v Speaker 2>I always thought was great, amazing camera shot.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, that's a WCW camera shot too. I don't know
<v Speaker 1>if the WAF really.
<v Speaker 4>Gets it that much.
<v Speaker 3>No, you're probably right.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, so we start off here, Plumbo and Storm to
<v Speaker 1>start with a lock up. Landstorm hits an unbelievable looking
<v Speaker 1>float over here. Legit looks like he glitched out over
<v Speaker 1>top of him.
<v Speaker 3>Wow. Yeah, it was like out of a wrist lock too.
<v Speaker 4>Right, Yeah, he just kind of like floated over him.
<v Speaker 4>I don't even know how that happened.
<v Speaker 3>By the way, I mean we're talking about it. Awesome,
<v Speaker 3>but all four of these guys incredible fucking.
<v Speaker 4>Shape they are, Yeah, they they definitely were freaks.
<v Speaker 3>Yeah.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, it's crazy, Like Landstorm is like big, but then
<v Speaker 1>there's like awesome Palumbo and O'Hara.
<v Speaker 4>It is just massive.
<v Speaker 3>I mean, Shan O'Hare looks like he should be getting
<v Speaker 3>the United States title right now. I mean, like this
<v Speaker 3>is a crazy looking guy. I actually always liked John
<v Speaker 3>O'Hare me too.
<v Speaker 4>I think he had a lot of upside that he
<v Speaker 4>never really got to discover.
<v Speaker 1>Landstorm hits an unbelievable looking float over and then goes
<v Speaker 1>to Plombo, who hits him with an unbelievable drop kick. Here,
<v Speaker 1>it's just fucking yeah, Palumbo is these guys are I
<v Speaker 1>don't want to say they're underrated. They're probably rated, probably
<v Speaker 1>about right, but they have some underrated stuff that they
<v Speaker 1>do that makes them stand out. And that's what the
<v Speaker 1>power Plant was good at. Man. They would give these guys,
<v Speaker 1>let's get the four or five things that you're really
<v Speaker 1>good at and just do those and then we'll figure
<v Speaker 1>out the rest later.
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, dude, Palumbo had great strikes.
<v Speaker 1>He did, Yeah, he did. He even did the little
<v Speaker 1>spin round punch most of the time too, Like I love, Yeah,
<v Speaker 1>it's cool. He tags in Shaan O'Hair and Mike Austin
<v Speaker 1>gets tagged in and they have a stare down here
<v Speaker 1>and this is the most insane look as shit ever,
<v Speaker 1>But is like up to his fucking head like he
<v Speaker 1>has no separation. He's just so huge. He looks like
<v Speaker 1>hunched over and Mike Austome is like the exact opposite,
<v Speaker 1>like his chest. He's, yeah, it's it's very cool. I
<v Speaker 1>don't think of that.
<v Speaker 3>Wow, you're right, that's their game stances, dude.
<v Speaker 1>And Mike Awesome man like, wow, what a just a freak.
<v Speaker 1>I don't know what it is about this guy that
<v Speaker 1>just comes across as a freak. But he I guess
<v Speaker 1>maybe the way he looks and acts and moves and he's, yeah,
<v Speaker 1>so awesome comes out with a line out of the corner,
<v Speaker 1>but O'Hair ducks and then hits this fucking insane spin kick.
<v Speaker 4>He stares down lance.
<v Speaker 1>Storm and said, oh my goodness, that is awesome. Storm
<v Speaker 1>throws over here into the steps uh and Team Canada
<v Speaker 1>is back on top. Oh Hair fights back with some
<v Speaker 1>Muay Thai knees and then catches a jumping lance Storm
<v Speaker 1>into a widow Maker, which was awesome.
<v Speaker 3>Did not did that not get a name.
<v Speaker 1>Until w F.
<v Speaker 4>I think it was a WWF thing because.
<v Speaker 3>They're like saying, like, whoa, that was a fucking reverse
<v Speaker 3>death valley drawer. That was awesome. I was like, oh shit,
<v Speaker 3>widow Maker. I guess it didn't have a name yet.
<v Speaker 1>So Palumbo gets the hot tag, double punch and catch
<v Speaker 1>and fall away slam. They are now all in the ring.
<v Speaker 1>Oh here hits a line on storm by. It was
<v Speaker 1>almost cool, complete whip right, yeah, complete coincidence. And Palombo
<v Speaker 1>hits a sugar smack. Oh Mike, awesome, that's a super kid.
<v Speaker 3>Come on now.
<v Speaker 1>Oh here goes up for the Shawan tom bomb. But
<v Speaker 1>oh my god, it does have a name. It's not
<v Speaker 1>it's Palombo has a name for a super kick. It's
<v Speaker 1>the jungle Kig the sugar smack. He hits it. All,
<v Speaker 1>goes up for the show top bomb, but Landstorm pushes
<v Speaker 1>him off. Oh Plombo then pushes Storm off, and awesome
<v Speaker 1>grass Plumbo Plumbo, it's a DDT. Storm comes in with
<v Speaker 1>a chair. Plumbo sugar smacks it. Awesome comes in with
<v Speaker 1>a chair and he hits Plombo and I mean literally
<v Speaker 1>right beside the referee.
<v Speaker 3>Not only right beside the referee, but I don't know
<v Speaker 3>if he could have pinpointed this any better to hit
<v Speaker 3>him with the top of the chair directly in the
<v Speaker 3>directly die recoredly in the back of the head.
<v Speaker 1>Like I was like, wow, you see dope, You see dope.
<v Speaker 3>That could have been a paralyzing shot. It was so
<v Speaker 3>hard into the back of the head, and that you said,
<v Speaker 3>I mean bombas braakly mounting the referee.
<v Speaker 1>Commentary says, how did the ref not hear that skull
<v Speaker 1>just got shot? I mean it's just like right beside him.
<v Speaker 4>It's unbelievable awesome.
<v Speaker 1>Then of course hits the running awesome bomb and he
<v Speaker 1>pins Chuck Palumbo, earning them a tag team title shot.
<v Speaker 3>This is a fun match.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, good way to us, Brown Ground Heels win. Awesome
<v Speaker 1>bullshit and uh yeah, there you go.
<v Speaker 4>So Monday nightro is brought to you by Castro GTX, Drive.
<v Speaker 3>Hard, Save us Castro GTX. Please please don't go to
<v Speaker 3>raw That.
<v Speaker 4>H Jeff Jarrett town Hall is the end of this show.
<v Speaker 1>It's chosen pay up time. Of course. I'm so excited
<v Speaker 1>to see somebody kiss a donkey's ass.
<v Speaker 3>Oh man, yeah, no, come on, man, it was Dusty's ass.
<v Speaker 3>You wrote it down wrong.
<v Speaker 1>Dusty was his silver dollar fuckings.
<v Speaker 4>Just want to talking about man, this fucking show.
<v Speaker 3>So Jared comes out, of course with a guitar. It
<v Speaker 3>doesn't get used sadly, which you know what, if we
<v Speaker 3>wrote this probably would have been used on a donkey
<v Speaker 3>the donkey's.
<v Speaker 1>Ass times already they would have hit everybody.
<v Speaker 4>Yeah, I would have hit animal with it.
<v Speaker 3>I don't know why I would have hit am I
<v Speaker 3>smooth with it and everyone would have been happy.
<v Speaker 1>I guess.
<v Speaker 3>Fanny says next Monday will be the most exciting NIGHTRO
<v Speaker 3>of the year, the night of Champions. Fucking man, we're
<v Speaker 3>still rocking. We got another nightro coming.
<v Speaker 4>It is very important.
<v Speaker 1>Yes, yeah, so agreed.
<v Speaker 3>Dusty Roads and Dustin Roads beat Jared and Flair and
<v Speaker 3>Dusty Rhodes with his don't fucking forget his big fat
<v Speaker 3>white ass, I forget stink faces, Jared.
<v Speaker 2>I just realized why they say big fat white ass
<v Speaker 2>because a big fat white donkey and say.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, it's not even really, it's not clever. It's not
<v Speaker 1>a play on words at all.
<v Speaker 3>Over Gray Donkey, so Flair says, I want to make
<v Speaker 3>something very clear. I've come out here tonight because I'm
<v Speaker 3>Rick Flair. That's awesome, a man of my words, and
<v Speaker 3>I'm gonna make the right decision on behalf of my
<v Speaker 3>position with his company, and that is CEO. So dirty,
<v Speaker 3>Dusty Roads, wherever you are, bring your big way ass
<v Speaker 3>out here and Shavanni says, burritos at all. So fucking
<v Speaker 3>Dustin Rhodes comes out here for some odd reason, and
<v Speaker 3>Flaire says, listen, I'm talking to your old man. You
<v Speaker 3>get out of the way, get your man out here,
<v Speaker 3>get your man out here. As funny as shit, I'm
<v Speaker 3>talking to your old man, dirty Dusty Roads, not you punk,
<v Speaker 3>move on, and Dustin says, for some reason, as Dusty Roads.
<v Speaker 3>If you think I'll admit.
<v Speaker 1>This for the world, yeah, I don't know why he
<v Speaker 1>was doing that, but all right.
<v Speaker 3>Now, you know all those shirts circulate around the world
<v Speaker 3>that says, who's your daddy? Will let me introduce you
<v Speaker 3>to my daddy? What fucking shirk, dude.
<v Speaker 1>I have no idea what he's talking about, why he's.
<v Speaker 4>Talking like that, and why he's not gold dust.
<v Speaker 1>I thought this guy was gold dust. I like them
<v Speaker 1>more when he was gold dust. What the everyone knows?
<v Speaker 4>Everybody knows gold dust. He was on the Xbox three
<v Speaker 4>sixty avatars.
<v Speaker 3>No man, I bought the show I was playing during
<v Speaker 3>his crass cords as gold Dust. So Dusty Rhodes music
<v Speaker 3>hits and we're waiting, We're waiting, and here comes Dusty Rhodes.
<v Speaker 3>From the side of the stage with a donkey, Dusty Road. Finally,
<v Speaker 3>the punchline, the big reveal a two hour wait for
<v Speaker 3>this punchline, James, and it was he has a donkey.
<v Speaker 3>Not only does he have a donkey, he turns it
<v Speaker 3>around and the donkey's ass, says Dusty's ass. Flair says,
<v Speaker 3>whoa turn off that music?
<v Speaker 1>Turn off?
<v Speaker 3>Turn off that damn nude. He gets pissed, What the
<v Speaker 3>hell you think you're doing?
<v Speaker 1>It's what is that?
<v Speaker 3>What do you got in my building? And Dusty says,
<v Speaker 3>I told the world you were gonna give my big
<v Speaker 3>white ass. Flair starts fucking flipping out, and Dusty says,
<v Speaker 3>and last night I hung my dirty laundry out for
<v Speaker 3>Jeff Jarrets to s medle a little bit.
<v Speaker 1>Sh He's all right, man, this is crazy. This is
<v Speaker 1>really crazy. Out the molten time on. No, I know
<v Speaker 1>that that was a long time ago. Man.
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, this is my big fat white ass. And then
<v Speaker 3>the gold does read, uh you see what it is.
<v Speaker 3>Here is my silver dollar.
<v Speaker 1>This is my ass.
<v Speaker 3>If you wheel, you're gonna get out of here right now,
<v Speaker 3>and you're gonna give this and Flair says, no, no, no, no,
<v Speaker 3>and Dusty says, old Silva Dollar had about three hundred burritos,
<v Speaker 3>so this bell car gonna be good. Yeah, that's like
<v Speaker 3>A does the s p C A, like, can we
<v Speaker 3>not get animal services? I don't know what it's called
<v Speaker 3>s p C.
<v Speaker 1>A s p C A, that's what the A s
<v Speaker 1>S animal And I will he's gonna kill a doggy
<v Speaker 1>with three hundred burritos. That's awesome.
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, what he had a donkey three hundred burritos so
<v Speaker 3>it could smell like sh I'm not a donkey expert.
<v Speaker 3>I can imagine most donkeys probably just donkey expert. Holy,
<v Speaker 3>I know I'm an expert a lot, not a.
<v Speaker 1>Big as I thought you would you eat another burrito?
<v Speaker 3>So Flair shakes his head and says, I am. I
<v Speaker 3>want to make the right decision based on who I
<v Speaker 3>am in my position in the company. And you're right, Jeff,
<v Speaker 3>you told me I can't go over there and kiss
<v Speaker 3>that ass. He doesn't like set this up, like to
<v Speaker 3>make any suspense. He says, you told me I can't
<v Speaker 3>kiss an ass. You do it, Jeff, watch the fuck?
<v Speaker 3>And Dusty said, yeah, you do it, Flaiir, Yeah, shut up,
<v Speaker 3>Dusty jesus. Jeff says, wait a damn minute, slap ass.
<v Speaker 3>You're the boss and you're kissing Dusty's big white ass.
<v Speaker 1>No, yeah, that's right.
<v Speaker 3>Well, Flaire says, you told me out of your mouth
<v Speaker 3>to make the right decision. I'll tell you to GISs
<v Speaker 3>the big white ass. Really fucking ship, like, just kiss
<v Speaker 3>the ass and move on.
<v Speaker 1>You don't, I don't care. Just turn out at the show, kid,
<v Speaker 1>that big one.
<v Speaker 4>I have Biky kiss the Donkey's assid and then just
<v Speaker 4>fucking just you're out of a job.
<v Speaker 1>Just do it.
<v Speaker 3>The world title, he cares, Jeff, Jared's not an eyone
<v Speaker 3>on the show.
<v Speaker 1>Next, if he kisses the ass, does he get a
<v Speaker 1>world title shot? Like, what are we doing here? No?
<v Speaker 3>He's j E double F F I double R E
<v Speaker 3>double D. So Jarrett shoves Flair and Flair takes off
<v Speaker 3>his jacket.
<v Speaker 1>He's pissed.
<v Speaker 3>Flaire says, are you sure you want to argue with
<v Speaker 3>the CEO? Flair drops the mic. At this point, Dustin
<v Speaker 3>Rhodes is now on the apron for some reason, He's
<v Speaker 3>not with his dad at the Donkey. He's just on
<v Speaker 3>the apron, which leads to Flair shoving Jarrett, and Jarrett
<v Speaker 3>goes backwards and fucking stunners Dustin on the road and
<v Speaker 3>then they start kicking.
<v Speaker 4>A ruse dude get swerved.
<v Speaker 3>They start stomping out dustin roads in the ring. Well,
<v Speaker 3>here comes Dusty Rhodes who leaves the donkey there. That's
<v Speaker 3>a lot of faith.
<v Speaker 1>It was tied to the two barricades stuck together.
<v Speaker 3>Oh that makes a lot more sense than sure. Dusty
<v Speaker 3>gets in the ring double bionic elbows to Flare and Jarrett.
<v Speaker 3>Jarrett low blows Dusty from behind and Flare and Jarrett
<v Speaker 3>and send Dusty in the guardrail to go back up
<v Speaker 3>the ramp. And Dusty's trying to fight back but he can't.
<v Speaker 3>And they line them up and they're gonna make him
<v Speaker 3>kiss this big white ass. But Dusty is he saved
<v Speaker 3>by Dustin of course, thank god, his gold dust is
<v Speaker 3>ear savior. Dustin makes the save and then Dusty and
<v Speaker 3>Dustin Rhodes both grab Flair and Jarrett and they go
<v Speaker 3>up to the big white ass and they rub their
<v Speaker 3>faces on the donkeys ass. Oh my god, this is
<v Speaker 3>so embarrassing. This is so embarrassing. This is set up
<v Speaker 3>for Night of Champions next week our finals show.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, if I kiss the ass, do I get like
<v Speaker 1>a title shot? Stingers him next week? That sounds good.
<v Speaker 3>This was the end of this angle. The end of
<v Speaker 3>the angle was Dusty and or Sorry Flare and j
<v Speaker 3>Eric kissed the big white ass.
<v Speaker 1>That's the payoff. That was the payoff.
<v Speaker 3>And Flair is selling this by stumbling around crazy and
<v Speaker 3>throwing punches at fans and Dusty's team plays anyway. Next
<v Speaker 3>week's season finale at Nitro, We'll see everybody. Thank god
<v Speaker 3>you didn't tune out, man, there probably was nothing going
<v Speaker 3>on on raw. The main event of RALL was Ben
<v Speaker 3>Wah Angle and Regal against Jericho on the Rock in
<v Speaker 3>a fucking handicap. It's all about this is what the
<v Speaker 3>sport is all about.
<v Speaker 1>Man.
<v Speaker 3>They sport two hours of building two Flare and Jeff
<v Speaker 3>Jarret kissing a donkey's ass. So like, yeah, like obviously
<v Speaker 3>going in, like they knew that Bischoff was making the announcement,
<v Speaker 3>but it's definitely like, at no point on this are
<v Speaker 3>they saying it's the final.
<v Speaker 4>Nitro right because they don't really know yet either.
<v Speaker 1>I don't. Yeah, Like I'm sure the people that need
<v Speaker 1>no no, but like, sure.
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, for TV's sake, it's just the last Nitrol on
<v Speaker 3>the Turner Network and it's Spring Breakout, Knight of Champions, YadA, YadA, YadA.
<v Speaker 1>But like, there's no way this fucking ends ends. Like
<v Speaker 1>I'm sure everyone's like, ah, we might go off the
<v Speaker 1>air for a little bit, but like we'll come back. Sure.
<v Speaker 3>I mean, that's a major company just disappearing. Yeah, Like,
<v Speaker 3>who would have fucking thought that? No way, man, I
<v Speaker 3>didn't fucking think. So I was like, oh, wow, that's nuts.
<v Speaker 3>I just don't get to watch Nitro anymore.
<v Speaker 1>That's crazy. And I never watched Thunders, so yeah, that
<v Speaker 1>wasn't much there. Yeah, it's even existed.
<v Speaker 3>I was like, all right, cool, Jason Jett was just
<v Speaker 3>fucking farming wins on Thunder.
<v Speaker 1>That's awesome.
<v Speaker 3>I knew that's jet but yeah, man, So this is
<v Speaker 3>the penultimate episode, though James did uh give me a
<v Speaker 3>little curious earlier if maybe the week like the go
<v Speaker 3>Home to Greed was the real look at what was.
<v Speaker 1>Going on at the time. I don't know.
<v Speaker 4>Oh yeah, maybe one day we'll check that out.
<v Speaker 3>We might have to, But that is it for the
<v Speaker 3>March ninth.
<v Speaker 1>Wait, no, we're not checking that out. That has to
<v Speaker 1>do with Dusty's ass again, I'm not watching it. I
<v Speaker 1>think we're gonna have to watch that one. Daddy will
<v Speaker 1>be there.
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