Revisiting TNA Impact Wrestling 2013 Hulk Hogan Quits, Dixie Carter’s Reign Of Terror, AJ Styles Working Without Contract

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to be, or maybe not, dude, we should just skip an episode.
I like that. I like clause. This week we're talking about Impact
Wrestling October three to zero one three, A lot of threes in there,
James, I like it is walking here. She said, what the hell
you just say? Here? We are talking about the final episode of Impact
Wrestling that involves the one, the only, Yes, kiddie, that's right,
hawk ho good, Oh my, I'm about them about Haul Cogan's final
appearance in Impact Wrestling, which is a historic moment and and all of our
lives, one of the great huge moment for Tea Impact Hogan going to TNA
really changed everything in him. Leaving really didn't change as much for me.
By this morning. No, man, Yeah, it's getting it's getting there,
you know what I'm saying type ship. Yeah. But before we get
into that, we got some updates to talk about. Of course, watched
this on the Patreon Wow, which of course is Hate Club versus Tough Crazy
Bastard. Everyone's it is the the rematch. We watched their first encounter from
c z dub This is the rematch. Fans bring the weapons and uh,
this is fucked up. That was awesome. Yeah. I thought it was
a cool match, crazier than their first match somehow, which was pretty crazy.
And the bastards, which was I did. Didn't hate it, No,
no, no, no club hates here. That's in the final hour
tier on our Patreon of course, without every we're like one sixty something of
watch this episode is too many. Wow, that's a lot. That's a
ton. Well, speaking of watched this, you know it's even longer than
that. S g H me oh yes, ASGH. The threat is up
for you to make your suggestions on what we should watch in the month of
December. If you want us to watch UFC again, hey, that's fucking
sweet with me. You know, like if there's anything else, like you
know, James would love to watch, like probably Christmas like wrestling, episode
of Raw or something. You want to put that on there, that'd be
fine. Crazy that's a real yeah, all right, crazy, Yeah,
that's that real. That's awesome. I like that. Yeah, But SGH
is always fun. It's a good time. If you guys don't watch it.
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probably not so bad. It's pretty, it's pretty alright. I've been hearing
that I'm virtually good. The rumors of the Dirt could say. Chris Dangers
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his arm and take an entire chunk out of it to the point where it
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We put a thread up every head so often whenever I remember, and and
we get questions from you guys, and then we pick them and then we
answer him. Like this question here from user name Keith Lee in the One
Piece Hoodie says, can you book lit be the base God for dp W?
That's a question for Tony, Yeah, of course, and the show's
the air. I mean, James does have correspondence with will be the base
God? From what I mean, I still have written permission to use one
of his songs. I guess it could be the themes O for d b
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is legit written permission. Yeah that's a crazy Yeah. Yeah, I mean,
you know, I don't see why now, I'm sure a little be
You know, little Bee loves the first see his video game collection. You
got all the goddamn smack games. So you know he's really about who do
you think? Like, let's say we have a match for a little bit.
The base guy here, who is he going up against? He's he
going up against catch points owned Dom GREENI I think he's gotta be Jake something
that put your arms up. I was going to say Chris Danger. Maybe
that'd be good. I'm taking this match down if I haven't finished. Sorry,
up. We have a question here from Joe Swanson one round with without
the legs. It doesn't say he asked one round unlimited time triple threat fight
between you three with Big John McCarthy reffing, who wins us are making?
I don't think yeah, because there's I'm sorry, I'm starting to fight with
John McCarthy. Yeah, I think we should just all jump him. Right.
Are there rus from jumping John McCarthy in UFC two? I don't think
so, is there? I don't remember there's any rule in the ring attacking
them. Yeah, okay, I'm with you there. I'm with you there,
But then I probably like i'd probably kick you in the nuts. I
kick you the cage like Forest Griffin. I want to do a back clip
off the gage and take up of my ankles. I think Tony wins at
actually window Yeah, James and texts the refford runs down the gage, blow
up both my ankles. Fanny's just winning. Let's go. We got a
question here from really More Actually, a statement here first Ever Q, and
a statement from Linda Bubbier Tunior Tony, I don't know how I got on
here. Linda Bubba Tuner says it's Venus. Yeah, that was a good
one. That was a good one. User name. I was mortified.
I walked in my house after a long day of work to see good old
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the upper left corner image on the podcast art, What is that question?
Because I don't I didn't look, so I don't know what we got on
the Oh, I guess he's talking about like the tiger mask. That's right.
I thought he was talking about the old old Thanksgiving. That's naked tiger.
Big head said, that's me doing the show. Don't look at his
fingers. Oh yeah, taked tiger making long heads, long penis. I
mean this guy's got an RS. They got the razor head set on.
I was talking the bone penis. You know the bon like, should we
change it? You guys want something new? You got man? Yeah,
after after four years, you got a problem button making Tiger Man. We're
stopping the show in January. Crazy. This is like the first time I
ever seen that, questions asked. It was there? That was like I
was a young man when we made that, you know what I like?
Oh yeah, the first ever T shirt man. Yeah, that's great.
Yeah, yeah, one hundred and fifty pounds ago for me, brother,
all different times. That's on dicks, that's on fingers, multiple Yeah,
very got. Yes, the shout out Tiger mash, you know, that's
the really g shouts out and he's staying there. Man, that's Rocky Rimeros.
Don't tell that that, bro. I apologize. That's not black Tiger.
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was tiger or whatever you want there. T J. Anderson asks what are
our thunder? What are our thoughts on Saw X? Tony did you see?
I did not see, but you can go ahead and talk about it.
Saw X was very good. That's my comments. Thank you for the
question. Hell yeah, oh yeah, I thought the movie was uh,
it was excellent. Oh Wow, that's how praise from you. Yeah,
I thought I enjoyed it. It's another one of those situations I think where
uh you could have you really couldn't fuck this up, you know, I
don't know, man, like Ship. We've seen ship after the last two
joints. Yeah, oh, you're right. Actually, you know, Spiral
and uh and Jigsaw Yeah, Jigsaw was balls. Wow. Yeah yeah man,
I mean, like, you know, people just say, can we
just get another saw? Yeah? Another? Yeah? Yeah, we can
said we got eighty year old John Kramer here, and he's fucking ready to
go still man, Yeah, dude, this is fucking selling. Was all
over the place though. Man, it was it was either he was either
killing Ship for real or he was like about to die, about to die.
Yeah, I mean, I you know, sporadic, I legit love,
I can't give it five. I think this movie is awesome. Man.
I love this fucking movie. I love how it starts. I love
the whole fucking If you haven't seen it, sorry spoilers. Uh. I
loved like the whole thing of fucking John Kramer trying to you know, get
help, and it's legit. The first like half of the movie is that
it's like just and you know what's gonna happen, Like you know they're gonna
fuck him over, but somehow, like there was definitely a point where I
was like, oh, this is nice. Yea. They definitely like humanized
the ship out of John Kreamer, which is very strange. The only thing
I thought was fucking weird was the one scene where they they like just take
home girls like guts and just use it to pull a table across the room.
I thought that was crazy as fun. Oh yeah, I thought it
was pretty good. I like the party where the girl chopped her leg off
or whatever. That's that was trying to explain to you guys, that's what
I would do, would do my finger in the penus trap. If you
guys ever gets stuck at the penis trap this one like remember that she dies,
it doesn't work out for her. Yeah, but that was because they're
a whole fucking yeah, I'd be fine, come on, yeah, yeah,
I heard that the next one would be on Amanda. That'd be fucking
awesome. Oh yeah, that's right. We talked about it's gonna be Amanda
film and then a fucking Hoffman film. Yeah, well, you know that's
crazy because we've already got about ten Hoffman films and all of them wicks.
So, like you know, Mary suit out crazy. He's fucking the best.
He is not. He has he escaped an unescapable trap. He killed
the entire police force, So guys, this guy's up be as fuck.
Dude. Yeah, saw X has one of my favorite traps of all time,
which is completely insane in the situation that they're in. I don't know
how they got this together or how it worked, but my favorite, this
has to be top five most insane fucking traps ever, is gigantic radiation machine.
Oh yeah, dude. That is fun. Hanging from the ceiling,
giant radiation machine that tracks you. How the fuck? Yeah, from from
a fake hospital. Yeah, it was like a fake hospital. Uh.
And then they had the radiation machine suspended twenty feet in the air and like
there's no way you can get away from it either. Yeah, that was
pretty crazy. I agree. I like that. I like that everything was
bootstrap like crazy. Yeah. I thought it was cool. Let's go and
see Amanda again, and like, I think all that it was just a
It was like an ode to like people say, hey, thank you guys
for keeping up with this ship, like, yeah, yeah, we're trying
to end it on a good note type ship, you know what I mean.
But yeah, I think even after watching like I rewatched all them before
I went and Saw Saw X. But yeah, I mean my my top
three definitely changed after rewatching them. Is it in your top three? Saw
X might be? It's tough. I actually thought Saw six, Saw six
moved up. Saw six is in top three for me as well. Yeah,
Saw six is probably my top three, Saw two for sure, and
then Saw one. It's just it's just something special, but I gotta have.
Yeah, and like I enjoyed Saw X a ton, but I can
rewatch Saw two one hundred thousand just because the setting is fun, Like yeah,
yeah, it's just cool. So yeah, I probably say Saw SAWG
is probably right behind. I think I gotta watch it more. I haven't
watched it as much times as I watch the other one, so it's not
fair yet. Yeah, it's it's not in my top three I don't think
yet, but maybe eventually. It's very good, Yeah, very good.
We have a couple more questions here. A question from It's me. It's
me, It's the guy who undresses in your room. At three am.
Well, I was asking for a show to be called Drunk Retreat, says
ship. This guy again, did you have Tony? This is for you?
Actually, did you have an old old Thanksgiving? That's good enough for
me that I got a question for that guy. Oh yeah, I've been
I've been meaning to ask this guy because he's always in my room. The
counter question. Yeah, expensively the three am. So ship it might be,
and I'll probably see this as again. I'll probably ask him the same
question again, but just to make sure we have it on the record.
For this guy, do you mind spinning your hand and drunking my cocket?
Yeah, that's naked tiger masket with the headset would do it. So that
guy, he's been there for a long time. He has been man duel
asks question for Tony, but maybe James. I know, question for Tony,
but maybe James has a good answer. Why is Johnny such a giant
piece of ship? Also a big bitch? That's that's definitely Tony Tony unloaded
the clip. Actually like Johnny is one of the good ones. Wow,
Tony, thank you. Also, today is opposite day and I fucking you
got you were you were spitting James, you're about to James. James wasn't
say anything bad. We're friends. Out of the ass and into the ton
bowl. I couldn't have said it better. My sister again, how does
it happen? You come over a room, you get the same questions,
buddy, Well this is horrible. All right? Two more questions here read
Carter asks. I've always thought about getting into content creation, but never knew
how to start. Could the boys give some tips or experience on how to
dive into that? No, you should never start. Its ruin your life.
It ruined all of our lives. Well, there's two sides of that,
Tony. You know, you could start as long as you have a
good head on your shoulders, which we don't. But we got lucky,
we got un Yeah, but uh yeah, man, I mean I feel
like, you know, I was talking about this with the boys. I
think somebody asked you at the show, right, James about this? Like
I think, like, get how to fucking step up? And really like
it's all algorithm based now, it's it's you just fucking play by the rules
and you'll do all right. Yeah, I mean there's a there's sort of
like a playbook now, right, yeah, because you can you can just
kind of play the algorithm. And not only can you play the algorithm,
but you can also uh like if you just dedicate your time to perfecting your
craft, it pays off. Yeah. At then there was fucking no craft.
We were just like it's even crazier for for me, Like you guys
put effort into your videos when you were fucking coming up, like you editing
and ship. Dude, I didn't do shit. I got li lucked out
crazy, But I mean I was more of a twitch streamer anyway, so
it's it was different for me. Uh but like yeah, like yeah it
worked out though, Yeah, yeah, it worked out great. I mean,
but still the stuff that works for me currently still I don't know,
like I was gonna say, I don't know if it works well for people.
But then again, like long form videos do really well on YouTube now
yeah, no they do. Yeah, yeah, if you're actually like the
reality of it is that if you have something to offer on YouTube nowadays,
you'll probably be found. Like the discovery has never been better on the platform.
Yeah, you just realized that, Like especially like in Johnny's case,
where like he was streaming and then like his streaming turned into YouTube, right,
like you started uploading the YouTube. Yeah, pretty much like my YouTube
was just a YouTube, was like a or my twitch. I would just
upload like clips and ship to my YouTube and they would funnel back. But
then eventually I was just uploading full stuff and it was like pretty much growing
at the same time. Yeah. Yeah, like a lot of people don't
want to be YouTubers. They want to be streamers, like you know what
I mean, especially when you're younger, which you'll come to realize, is
that you can only stream so much before you lose your fucking mind, you
know what I mean, Like you mentally become deranged. So like what I'm
trying to say is is like that's not a joke either. No, he's
not exaggerating. Yeah, that's not Like, especially once you get into your
mid to late twenties, responsibilities change, like that changes, you know what
I mean, just stuff your life changes. But YouTube is a platform that
you can manage on your own time. And what I'm saying is is you
can still be a streamer, don't get me wrong, Like even I think
you could still be a streamer, but you should also focus on your off
platform stuff. With doubt. Yeah, to funnel back into your Twitch.
Maybe more there's finishing returns on how long you stream, compared to streaming for
four or five hours and then spending the next three working on off platform content
that funnels back into Yeah, I honestly think if you took the time,
like you're gonna stream for eight hours, if you took eight hours and made
a video, that'd be more beneficial than actually get more views, actually realize
that the hours you put in is way whatever you think you need to put
in. It's more than that. It's what it is, is what that
and best a lot. I mean, like the ship's not impossible nowadays,
and it's and it's more accessible than ever to get into it works on a
short, I'd say work on short form content too, Like work on shorts
and tiktoks and do like that. That's gonna get Yeah, Tony, the
amount of fucking people that I've seen, like I feel like I feel like
wrestling reaction people like that's like way more popular now than I've ever seen it.
Yeah, it's huge. And all of us used to do that all.
I mean, you know, we have a pod in all, but
we used to like doing the live watch along shiit and like people are blowing
up now just by being that, Like people only watched us doing it because
we already had something going on. But like people, you know, there's
some people that are like that's their whole content, which is crazy. So
yeah, you can, there's so much shit to take advantage of. But
at the same time, you know, there is fucking a lot of other
people doing the same shit, so you kind of want to be different as
well. Uh, you know, and really the advice like you have to
offer something, yes, exactly, And James mentioned this, I feel like
a long time ago we've had a question similar to this, But like take
inspiration from people you watch, you know what I mean, Like you not.
You don't got to rip them off one for one, but like obviously
if you found them, you found them for a reason, you know,
find the tree to them, you know what I mean, if it was
a fucking thumbnail or whatever anything. You know, there's there's very little things
that you've got to pay attention to. But it learn learn your craft,
man, Learn yeah, what a thumbnail is, why that works, why
this works, Learn how to open up Premiere pro, and like just figure
out how to put shit together, Like a lot of the content s see,
like, especially like really well done content nowadays from streamers is the streaming
has never been more simplified. I don't even see people with goddamn notifications most
of the time nowadays. It's so, yeah, they got the camera in
the corner, they got the microphone, they're streaming the game. They're fucking
just entertaining. They're just entertaining, and then when they go to YouTube,
they cut it down to the most entertaining parts. They put subtitles on the
ship. It's funny they have moment yeah yeah, right, So like it's
all like I said, there's a handbook for this ship nowadays, right,
Like you see it every content creator you watch that does something like you'll notice
like while it's different based on the content that's actually existing on the screen,
it's all kind of the same ship like it ewhere Yeah yeah, yeah right,
So like it's all there for you just look at it. A lot
of people don't look at it. I think they're like, I'm just gonna
start streaming and become a streamer or whatever, like look at what your favorite
streamer is doing and then just replicate that. I think a lot of people
too, when it comes down to like editing and ship, right, they'll
try to branch out to people to like edit for them and ship. It's
it's expensive, it's it's expensive. It's not easy. It's not easy.
Make it as easy as you can for yourself too, if you learn that
skill, even if you just learn it a little bit, you know,
five six seven years from now, Like I didn't think i'd like I didn't
start editing or anything because I thought it was going to do anything five to
six seven years down the side too. I just had to do it.
And then you know, like when we started Deadlock and stuff, like all
the skills that I had accumulated through having to learn those skills. Sure it
paid off, you know what I mean, because it wrestling. So you
know, just learn your craft. That's someone asked me in the Twist the
other day, like what's the number one to learn your fucking craft? You
know, if you're going to be a streamer, be a streamer, learn
your craft. You're going to be a YouTuber, learn your craft. That's
yeah, because you'll never even if you fail, you know, you accumulate
skills, you know, and like that's a that's a life lesson. That's
right. Yeah. Uh. And biggest advice don't try to be deadlock this
ship. It shouldn't work. Yeah, this sh should not work? Whatsoever?
Uh? Last question here before we wrap up, Clippy six o five
says, first of all, congrats on two years of DPW, which is
it's coming up here soon boys the man. Yeah. Uh, since you
guys have been running a company for a while, now, what would the
three of you say is the biggest change in DPW from the first fire taping
to the second anniversary and anything you wish you did differently than compared to now.
God damn, there's so much. There's actually maybe too much for us
to even expand on here. Uh. The biggest change from DPW is we
just fucking smartened up. We just like we just didn't know, we didn't
know anything, We didn't know what, we didn't know, you know what
I mean. And then we figured out like we changed it from you know,
like yeah again not to shit on it. I know a lot of
people liked it, but like you know, Fire was people weren't watching it,
and like we weren't fucking making anything off of it, and like it
wasn't it didn't like and we've learned after Like it wasn't like drawing more people
to the shows. In fact, it's oddly enough, when we stopped fire
the two shows after that was our biggest house at the time. Everything got
better. Yeah, it was changed. You know. It's so like to
the question of you know anything I wish we did differently, I mean,
I feel like it's easy to answer, like of course, but at the
same time, like I feel like we had to learn to like the bullshit
that we had to go through to get like to deal with it now,
you know what I mean, Like if I if you know, if if
everything went smooth the whole time, I don't know if the show would have
got any better. No, our tribulations were important. Yeah, I think
I had even with the stuff that we had to go through, Like we
never really let it show. We never like we never let any of that
ship show, Like we just we were just so dead set on putting the
best show we could out no matter what. Like that was really really the
situation. And like I don't I won't change anything we had to go.
We had. I met a lot of good people, I thought, you
know, I met a lot of good friends through DPW we worked with some
great people, especially early on. We still work with a ton of the
same guys that we like. Our production is pretty much the same since they
one. We haven't really changed Super Jaw Yeah, Xander and cj Or Chris
Downey. Yeah, a lot of the same dudes are out there. Kevin
Peers, Chris Wiggins came in super early. We added on a ton of
people and like they're they all they all care and like they they understand that,
like this is something like pretty fucking cool and like obviously, no one
especially one of the bigger things I think we had to learn was no one's
gonna love it as much as we love it, but like, which is
hard, it's half as much as we love it. Yeah that sounds awesome,
you know what I mean? That works for us? Please like this
please, I mean really to like like meeting or having or first of all,
having Kevin Cool on the show initially, Yeah, was immediately don't know
how even accepted our book the first time, and like that was cool.
And then like getting to know Kevin and Dom was a big like they I
don't know, it was just they might not know that they saved. Yeah,
yeah, like we don't have anyone sign but like to us, like
they are signed. Yeah, yeah, you know what I mean, Like
we consider them such a core part of the show and like yeah, they
were a big part of especially twenty twenty three and like changing, and like
we started like we're like what can we do to what can we do to
kind of set ourselves apart, Let's focus on like tag team stuff, Like
let's just like go all in on the tag team stuff. Now it's like
yeah, yeah, because like yeah, because I don't think anyone's like you
know, no one's really booking that type of shit, Like it's kind of
all single stuff. So it's like, let's try to do something. And
I think it's going well, and think it's going great, and I mean
we've seen i mean look at the shows. I mean this fucking Anniversary show
is on fucking with this second Anniversary show. Is this card is insane?
Yeah, I mean it's it's, uh, well, this comes out Monday,
this shows this fucking weekend. Obviously you know big DPW question here,
but yeah, man, this the even the difference between the first Anniversary show
and the second Anniversary show is like night and day. Yeah, it's absolutely
night and day. From everything. I mean, like I said, a
lot of the production is the same as when we started. The differences is
that we stuck together, Like we stuck by each other and grew with each
other. Yeah, like we're not afraid to talk to each other about what
went wrong, and like like the fucking the very first thing we do we
leave the fucking shows is okay, so what was wrong tonight? Yeah?
What's wrong tonight? And how do we have it not happen the next fucking
show. It's just not what I expected. I think that might be maybe
they wasn't a part of the question. But like the most surprising thing is
like how how comfortable we are like talking about like I feel like maybe we
nitpick maybe a little too much, like we look for Sorry, we we're
gonna talk about that sucked on this show. But that's how it gets better.
Yeah, I think so too. And I think that like early on,
we didn't have that skill, Like we didn't have that skill to be
like I was afraid of it. That was bad. Yeah, like we're
afraid of it. Yeah, yeah, yeah, now we do. Yea,
that was dangerous. That didn't work, thankfully, but you know,
ay, and anything that we didn't like. It's like such an easy change.
It's like, hey, we didn't like this, next time, we're
not doing it like this, and they go, such a nothing thing.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, I got you. Man, if there was
one thing and people aren't gonna like this, there's one thing I would change.
Oh no, I know, I already know what this is. Yeah,
I agreed. I would have never ever ever had us commented with this
show. I would have never done it. Man. It just it was
I mean, I get it, you know what I mean? Like,
and I fuck, dude, it's so nice that people liked it. Because
I didn't like it, so other people like it. It's like, Okay,
maybe I was wrong, which is fucking awesome. But damn I can't
even watch the Old Ship because I don't just we just didn't know. Again,
it was we didn't know we were doing fucking you know, universe mode
commentary. It was like being in the trenches, like, same thing with
like I probably wanted to you know what, I take it back. I
was gonna say, I want to have had us fucking loading the ring truck
for the first year and a half. But maybe that's something we needed to
do. I would take away like a hundred of our jobs. We did
everything. Yeah, le have two scars on my shins from the rings.
Yeah, it was great. Yeah, the commentary is probably the fucking one.
It's just it just shouldn't have ever happened, and it was It wasn't
good for the show. It was kind of it was legit. We only
did it because we had to. And I wish we would have taken which
didn't have any connection. I didn't you know, we didn't know all.
Yeah. Now we got the best commentary team, fucking Avercapris Coleman, Rich
Bikini. God damn. They were great. Yeah, they are awesome.
And and we have Beda joined into whenever speed balls on the show, and
she does great with us. She does do great. She's a dangerous third
with them three yeah or them, it's just good with them, man.
Yeah. Yeah, I'm very proud of DPW, though I think we all
are. And yeah, like I like I mentioned, like the body of
work is so important, like to all three of us, I think,
and like, yeah, I mean this year has been I mean you went
to all a fucking body of work. Lord. Yeah, we've done some
pretty incredible stuff and a few motherfuckers could see this fucking lineup for next year.
Yeah, I mean, ship, just look at the look at the
Second Adversary show, Like this is a show that like I mean, it's
a fucking line up that's like a goddamn Supercar Honors show. I'll be I'll
just go say that what to That's just what it is. I mean,
you know, we putting on. We're putting on for the ship that we
grew up with, Like it is important to us to keep that style and
that was the Indies that made us proud to be indie fans. And god,
I think that's what DPW is is, this is what makes us proud
to be fans of this type of work. You know. Yeah, so
I mean it's legit. Everything you see on the show is it's our fingerprints
all over it. There's not one thing on the show that's not. Yeah.
Absolutely. And also last thing, thank you to everybody that, uh,
if you don't watch DPW but you still listen to these parts of us
talking about t p W, it's very nice to you. Thank you for
letting us guy you man, thanks for letting us brag a little bit.
We're very proud of DPW and we think you would like it, But I
get it. If you don't like the NDS, that's okay. I respect.
I don't really shout out to uh yeah, shout out to all the
Yeah, I don't agree with that. I mean, but thank you,
but just shout out to uh all the crew. Everybody helps us shows,
like uh yeah, yeah, I feel like we've we've kind of it's a
small crew. It's a small crew is so we make it. Yeah,
we make it work crazy and uh, you know, I'm proud of everybody
that that stuck with us, and a lot of a lot of guys probably
souldn't have stuck with us, and and you know, it's just I appreciate
it, and like we've done a lot of cool stuff. And I think
next year is gonna be even crazier. Like if you I mean we're traveling,
I'm gonna just we're trying like crazy ship. Yeah, it's really how
it is. We're coming out there crazy, and we hope to continue to
do well and uh you know, I hope that maybe the next you know,
a few years are pivotal years into making it even bigger than it is.
Yeah, man, the funk out here, will you and you know,
subscribe to w W on a man. Yeah, come on, now,
what's this ship? Yeah? I mean like really though, I mean
I don't know if we talked about too much, but like it legitimately,
like those are just they just you're supporting the show and that's what Okay,
Yeah for really real, Yeah, this show doesn't exist unless people are signed
up to DP will beyond the mand Other than that it goes away. So
yeah, I mean what it is like yeah, yeah without man, this
should just say you're working. Like it's just what it is, you know,
shout out to the people that have been there for a minute. There's
a lot of people that that signed up on day one. They're still motherfucking
here annual one man. Yeah, like like yeah, I mean we just
put it out there, you know, it is what it is, and
and the way I look at it is like we didn't we could have done
like a lot of tech companies do. They come out they're like we got
it for like four bucks and then like you know, about year three,
it's goddamn tweet dollars. We said, look, this is how much it's
going to cost us to keep the ship in business. This is you know
what I mean like this is like, you know, either it stays a
business or does it. And thank like we've you know, we put on
a good enough show that people are like, ship it's worth it. Yeah,
it's worth Yeah. You know what, I'm gonna put that Chris match
back up on YouTube now. Oh thank you. And an ab test thumbnail
and oh my, that's right. Really cook it. Yeah, so you
get a bunch of questions, a draft full circle. There you go.
That was it for the Q and A. All right, let's get into
Impact Wrestling October Anxiety Wrestling. Before we get into t A Impact Wrestling,
let's take a look at what was going on in the wrestling world at the
time with the Wrestling Observer news her from The Observer, September thirty of twenty
thirteen. Tammy Sitch's strange odyssey continued this past week because this came up.
Now Tammy Sitch, you may know her as Sonny. Tony definitely knows her
a Sonny. Yeah, most downloaded deva of all time ever in the history
of it. It was like ninety seven, ninety six. Well, there
was a few people downloading, but and his friends. Sitch this week claims
she had been mugged and then claimed she was adopting a baby from Cambodia,
and then when some websites reported it, she claimed it proved how bad the
websites were reporting what she had claimed. Oh yeah, this is twenty thirteen,
ten months ago doing them Now, are you kidding me? In twenty
thirteen, that's crazy for you. In my head, I was like nice
seven she was telling the the websites were reporting. I was like this said
thirteen. Yeah. In TNA news. For what it's worth, those in
w believe Hogan is staying and that TNA will move to Las Vegas. It's
a completely different ever now. But when Jerry Jarrett and Hogan made a deal
in the early days of TNA for Hogan coming and faced Jeff Jarrett, which
is of course when Jared went to Japan and hit hogan guitar and then never
show killed him with that ship, that was awesome. In a press conference,
yeah, you're right. Those close to Hogan told us that Hogan was
never going to appear at the fair Grounds in Nashville. He just didn't want
to go there specifically. What's going on, man, That's where legends were
made. We trying to we're trying to run the goddamn fair grounds for real.
I would love to. Yeah, we got to bring goldilocks out there.
Oh yeah, and can we do the cages? Was the cage dancers
people like that or no? I think so. I don't think it was
anthetic, right, Yeah? I thought so. Right, they were just
hanging out. Yeah, shouts out, Lollipop. That was one of them,
one of the goats, infamous dancers. Yeah, shouts out. I
don't think that's right, t Jr. As it turned out, Hogan hurt
his knee wrestling in Japan, pulled out of the match and ended up in
WWE. That's funny how that happens. Yeah, they hurt my knee and
go somewhere elsewhere else. Yeah, it feels a lot better now here.
On the Summer Slam, though, brother Matt Morgan did an interview with The
Miami Herald about leaving TNA, again, bringing up that he was in line
for a big push and it was taken away, claiming it was the eighty
ninth time that they had that had happened and was the straw that broke the
camel's back. He said Dixie Carter told him to hang in there how it
wasn't his fault and they'd come up with something for him. Matt Morgan,
the DNA of tn a brother, the blueprint that was a Dixie Carter thing.
Yeah, well, I guess that's funny. Like all the things that
she pushed for, and Matt Morgan was one of them and that's the only
one that couldn't get through it worked out. Yeah, yeah, what do
you think of Matt Morgan? Were you a Matt Morgan guy? There?
He boys liked that Matt Morgan, all of the Matt Morgan matches that he
had. I thought the elevator was cool. Hierarchi Godos was cooler, that's
true. I'll never forget him breaking into the Hogan beat shop to steal the
thunderlips. Everybody's stealing ship. Yeah, he's wearing gold everything. He was
like gold. He's like a gold attire on Fight Forever, Oh my god,
and all that weird. Yeah. I do remember that. I remember
most of this stuff from Matt Morgan. I just didn't necessarily think it was
good. No, I wasn't tuning in to see it. I'd be like,
all right, we'll get through this part, and w B News in
Japan. It's being reported that's Sweet Tea. You might know him as Albert
or ten said Albert Or in this article, that's Meltzer writes sweet Tea,
because that's his gimmick. At the top, of course, gotta respect that.
Wow, that is so respectful. Sweet Tea was making one hundred thousand
dollars a year with New Japan, and to lure him away, WWE offered
him four hundred thousand dollars. Yeah, that was unfucking do it. WWE
is pursuing Carl Anderson and Prince Devitt. Oh yeah, they get him too.
Yeah, they've almost got Styles and the young Bucks and everybody already get
Yeah, man, they almost yea. God damn gutted New Japan. Huh
Jesus, I guess I got gout it anyway, But you know, observe
October seven, twenty thirteen, After four years, it appears the contractual relationship
between haul Cogan and TENA Wrestling is over. Is when we're watching this episode,
because it is the last time in hal Cogin Tony is over. Hogan's
last TENA appearance is the show where we're reviewing today. But Meltzer says,
giving the people involved. It could be a swerve. Hogan's contract expired on
October first, and on his last show taped nine to twenty six and houring
on ten three, they taped the segment that is supposed to be his farewell.
Melta says, on the surface, it's crazy when questions were asked and
they were about how absolutely stupid it was for that angle to take place and
for her to not care about AJ styles and care more about hult Cogan,
who is actually leaving the company. It was said that Hogan's contract included creative
control of everything he was involved with, and this was the only exit he
wanted to do. So this what happens at the end of the show.
It's Hogan's fucking idea. And they did. They had to do it.
They had to. They got chastise so bad back then for this because Marble
only did they do Yeah, not only is that, but like AJ's contracts
legit up and they're doing a they're doing a storyline about his contract now and
TNA is like I'm talking like in the ships right now, Like tn A
is like getting ship on horrendously and AJ's gimmick is TNA is the ship This
place sucks. This sucks to be terrible. You had I mean, look
at the names they still had. Yeah, I mean they had a rocket
like the top end of this card. Like, this show sucked. Don't
get me wrong, this show is fucking bad, dude, It's bad.
It is bad, dude. When when Jeff Hardy comes out for the match
that he does, I said, what the fuck? Unbelievable? Unbelievable.
But you know what's funny, at the time, it was actually pretty welcome.
It was pretty welcome. They doing anything with guys that weren't the main
eventers was probably looked favorably because it was like, oh, they're trying to
make something of somebody here. Jeff was in the main event scene of TNA
for pretty much his entire time. He was there, Yeah, the whole
run. So people are like, Okay, we're tired of that. And
then like he couldn't go over to London whenever they did the London tours and
yeah, well that's when it was on TV. Brothers they always attacked his
knee. But yeah, like I remember, people were just super over it,
and it's like, oh, we could use him in the ex division
and boast a couple of names here. As we saw in this episode,
which we'll talk about, it's not really the case. No, is not
h right now. The word is that the sides are still negotiations and TENA
does want them back, and it's going to come down to both sides agreeing
on a price. So I mean, obviously might make him a better offer,
dude, And I don't. I don't, Yeah, dude, I
don't know anyone. Jesse Ventura is doing the media rounds this week to promote
his new conspiracy book, Killed Our President sixty Three Reasons to Believe there was
a conspiracy to assassinate JFK. You want you guys wanted me to read that
on the show. Yeah, you got it. Yeah, but I'll get
it. I could get it. It'll be like the joke sag a new
excerpt every week in TENA News. Jim Ross on October first said, when
asked if he was going to Tnah, no zero interest. I'm moving on
to interesting. So many rumors about him going there third times, and because
that was after he got fired for the Rick Flair drunk thing that just happened,
by yeah, yeah, they were doing Yeah, they were trying to
get him over there. Or whatever. I don't know if they actually For
those that might not know, the Rick Flair drunk thing, can you explain?
Oh yeah, Rick Flair got super drunk and then JR. Took the
heat for it. This was at a two K event, right, Yeah,
So two K did an event where they had a panel and they had
Rick Flair and he went off on a fucking drunk tangent and JR. Was
the host and they put all the blame on JR. Instead of Rick Flair,
and JR got fired, and uh, there was there was rumors that
he was going to be commentating TNA that there was a big rumor. Yeah,
but yeah, they could never pay him anything. Crazy, the same
thing like the Paul Hayman thing, right, where like sure it didn't matter
what they did, like they could never get that guy there. No.
W B signed a licensing partnership with Totina's Pizza Roles and the promotion will include
ads for the w W two K fourteen video game on millions of Totino's Pizza
Role Baggages YouTube channel. I'm so glad you remember that. I have to
say, yeahs thing, Yeah, it's awesome, and that's motion. It
was great good stuff. Dude, That fucking Totinos is all over that game,
man. Yeah, you're right. Did they have like pizza or whatever
the hell it was? Yeah? He was God beats on think you're right
something like that? Yeah, yez all right. A couple more things here
from The Observer October fourteen, fourteen, twenty thirteen. Excuse me, Rusche
has dropped using Crispin Walls entrance music at the October sixth show at Arena Mexico.
Uh. Following that up here in Japan News, The word in Japan
is that low Key is out for six to eight months due to having his
ribs crushed by ok Bono. That's when it hit it back to back there
and bord News for a Rida Mexica. We started stop using Christmas wat music
because Chrispin wa is covered back Mexico. It's a big build. Holly fuck
ike Crest's ribs. Yeah in a match like I think, Yeah, sounds
pretty sweet. Yeah. We gotta find that Ray Lloyd, who worked as
Glacier in w W in the late nineties. No Ray noted that in nineteen
ninety six, when they were looking at names for the character of Glacier,
one of the names listed was stone Cold and he turned it down. He
almost was stone Cold in nineteen ninety six. That right, that was that's
what he says. Yeah, that's what he says. I believe where would
stole Cold Ray's stone called Ray Lloyd lie dude, Yeah, that's what stone
crazy? Wow? Yeah, Glacier Steve Auston yeh man, that's fucking crazy.
Uh. By the way, Jesse Ventura's TV show can bircu Theory has
been canceled by True TV sad because discuss he was telling too much truth.
You know, he was shut you down. There's a conspiracy behind it getting
canceled. I'm sure. Yeah, I think we should look into it.
We should about it. We should look into what happened at Dick podcast.
JA. I don't apologize for the big punkus video that would a YouTube Channel
two hundred, episode two. Once Tony don't hear this once apologize Tony once
this goes up on the YouTube in like thirty episodes, still hear this apology.
I guess I'm never gonna explain it. Just man, dick out the
ass into the podcast or whatever said. We don't wanted a video talking about
Dick Buck because Uh, we recorded it way before Dick Budkus died. All
right, that's it. That catalog is behind on the YouTube, so like
you get it when you get it. And then it came out and he's
alred, Oh yeah, I guess you was saying that on Youtubell hey man,
there's a podcast you guys listen say your twenty episode. We put a
bumper at the beginning. Yeah, hello, hello. Well I like having
people know that they just think we're just a YouTube channel. I think that's
pretty cool. Dude. There's people on TikTok that think we're just a short
form. We just record little videos. Sometimes that's awesome. I love that
it's two more things here. Hogan Haull Coogan, of course not horse,
got himself some new publicity this week for Adventure called Postmania, a company getting
into the web domain hosting business similar to Go Daddy. James, didn't you
use the forum? It was beast to man. It was working talking about
the controversial Super Bowl ad that Go Daddy did with Kandice Michelle and how post
Mania had Hal Coogan butt naked swinging on a wrecking ball. I never forget
that. Can you tell me why you used host a Mania. I don't
understand you. Yeah, it was awesome about it, and goddamn do you
remember paid? It was just regular pricing. It wasn't anything he said.
That doesn't work for me, brother, taking you're talking about me on that
front, pitch brother, I'm posting it. I'm in the chat box,
dude. I'm grief for the Minecraft guy, you bitch brother. Last thing
here, there is at least talk of doing uh Cody versus Dustin Rhodes at
some point in w W over the next six month. How that dust Roads
signed a short term contract. The two pushed to do a WrestleMania match a
few years back, and even started the angle on television before Vince mixed it.
I just want to put that here to say that if Vince would have
just done Cody versus gold Dust, a lot of wrestling would be different.
Dude. Yeah, no fucking way, he'd still be there. Yeah,
that was such a big thing at the time, and it was like it
was only a big thing because they wouldn't stop talking about how they don't they're
not going to get this because they wouldn't do it. Yeah, just give
her the match. I know he couldn't just have a match Amania because it's
gotta suck gold dust. Suck fuck you gold dust. It start as his
brother, what about me, dude, I don't think so, fuck you
brother. I'm posting on I'll post post this forma events funk you posted up
the forma dude's crazy monkey brother that is, it's for the observer. Now
it's tiding to talk about Impact Impact Wrestling from October third, twenty thirteen.
All right, let's get into Impact Wrestling's actual episode here with the cold open.
Oh, I love the cold opens that they do. I forgot how
corny this voiceover dude was. Who is this guy like him? This is
not Verry Scott for this guy, Tony and aides have kicked west Briscoe out
of the group. Uh. Some have been quoted to say he was the
worst wrestler that's ever existed. I'm not here in my note, brother who
as jus sigh on the boards. Yeah, dude, So west brisco lost
a match for them, and Bullyray came out and he said we're gonna take
out that weekest link and Pile drives him to hell and he says, you're
a just grace to your colors. Take off his cut. That's crazy your
colors colors. So Hogan was trying. Okay, so here's the deal right
now, A J's contract legit in real life is about to expire. Hogan's,
as everyone of the screens got try, is going up right now at
the same time. AJ Styles, if we take a sideboat for a second,
legit just wanted the same exact money that he got before. Exact contract.
Yeah, I remember what episode it is, but we actually reviewed the
last AJ Styles TENA episode and went into that pretty heavy, So definitely go
listen to that. Yeah. So, yeah, his contract's coming up.
They're doing this shit on TV. Hogan's contracts going up. They're doing this
show the TV. The storyline here is that Hogan is trying to keep aj
in the company on a contract because he believes that he'll be the guy to
dethrone Bully Ray at Bound for Glory. And you can't have a champion without
a contract. Brother, You're gonna be the next CNA champion. Brother,
I see something to you. So Dixie came in and tore this contract up,
yes, and then she fucking just berated AJ Styles. For some reason,
they decided to go this route where Dixie says AJ was never good and
never did anything for d today, I don't, yeah, I don't really
that's pretty crazy, but uh yeah that's over Hogan is overruled by Dixie.
Then she turns to Hogan and asks Hogan if she's gonna be if he is
gonna be on team Dixie. That starts playing with his hair. Yeah,
because at the at this point, Hogan's just a general manager. He's not
even like owner anymore or whatever. He's He's just a he's got some owner.
She's the owner, but he's a general manager. Is how it works.
I guess. Yeah, Yeah, they don't. They don't, like
they only allude to it, but they never really outright go in the direction.
But Dixie's definitely like flirting with a ton of people on TV. Did
what sting? Yeah throughout this whole air right here? Yeah, like you
you stay here and I'm gonna fuck you. Yeah, definitely gotta get the
fuck out of her brother. So AJ styles town Hall is what starts off
the show naive always is this crowd just miked horribly or like do they just
not know what's going on here? I think this is the twentieth taping in
a fifty taping you to tell with like commentary to it's a very weird commentary
all night too as well. It is. There's a lot of silences like
count a lot. Yeah, and I'm wondering if, like probably what James
said, it's probably like their twentieth taping in a row and they're just trying
to get all this done before Hogan and AJ's contracts repor some Yeah, you're
right again, pist. He's on commentary call that. I don't know.
So A just as won the Bout for Glory series, which is a round
robin tournament, which I think a W is doing one right now. That's
pretty similar. It's never been done before. The history of fuck you has
never happened. Run the brork for the bel ticket, my god, what
the goddamnbou for groceries if you want. Actually, it's a round the a
W is doing right now. So I think Taz is also on commentary uh
for this. I think he's also a commentary for the a W version of
this. Sure, yeah he is, but he's not in the aces and
A's vest, so you know what, he sucks. They took his cut.
God will not stand My god, oh wow, just sister. So
he just knows what the US one series, Yeah, which is a round
rabbit tournament. I think a W is doing right now. Yeah, that's
fine whatever. They really had a j styles out here. Gotten promos.
Man, dude, he's cutting like long promos to Ho Cogan. Okay,
okay, man, man, dude with your hair. Holy bad promos from
this dude, man, super bad promos. He's talking about, Uh,
he'd like to bury Dixie Carter with every shovel he has. He had a
big shove, but he's pretty much He just talks about Bully Ray and how
he's gonna be the next TENNA champion. He says, I currently don't have
a contract here at TNA, so I'm all in, Oh, I got
this fucking now the contract. You can wear the colors. Yeah. AJ
says that he's going bury Dixie and god damn shovel. Uh literally is saying
that this guy talking he's the best literally in TWEENTT thirteen A is the best
ever. Yeah, he's old ruddy, he's always the best. Starting in
like two months, he's about to go on an all time running bear.
Yeah, just because they wouldn't pay Hi the same exact money he was our
being paid. Yeah, you're right. So Bully Ray comes out here with
Brooke test mocker somehow just Brook, by the way, not test maker,
She's just Brooke. She's a test maker in the match Brooke outside the met
they put test Maoker on this. I don't know why they do that,
but her putting her Bully Ray was a stroke of genius. Here. This
is she's in the most goaded outfit. She's just I don't know how to
put it any more than she is just like stunningly good looking. So Bully
Ray's out here with Brooke, and uh, I gotta say, Bully Ray's
running in TNA. Bully Ray's TNA run. I enjoyed it a lot,
I do. I thought he was doing very inspired work. He cared,
especially in an era of TNA where it seemed like nobody really cared no,
and he was dialed in a lot. I think. I think, you
know, the Capsillo stuff was awesome. Him is even him as Aces an
eighth leader is awesome. But this feels like, uh, you know,
you go to the local be in top baby faces there, you know,
he's just like it's a show for kids. This promo it is and that
and that was a lot of his run was like super basic heel stuff because
like that was I think at the time he had mentioned it like that no
one on the show was doing it, so like he was like, yeah,
which is fair. It worked, sure, but god damn did not
fit on this show at all, Like, especially especially in the match he
has later it's like crickets. Yeah, it actually, you know, funny
enough. I remember watching it at the time and thought and thought, like,
damn, this kind of this feels like an inspired like the Children the
n Ring was like. I was like, oh, I like the way
this is structured. Sure, because TNA had no fucking structure. It was
just it didn't have any strutures. So it was nice to have somebody that
like just fit that Bill the balls heel. Yeah, you're right, though,
aged like fucking milk. Watching it back, I was like, damn,
this is so boring. This is like I'm like, wow, I'm
skipping. Yeah, it makes me think less of the Bully Ray run,
which I loved. Yeah, like in retrospect, I did love it,
but looking yeah, I don't know if I even want to look back in
anymore. Here I George. I think we watched the aries match I'm from
Sacrifice because Tony was there that you know, they'd they brought the fucking ring
up and they use all that shot. That was cool. Yeah, yeah,
sure, but yeah, you're right. It kind of edged like milk
a little bit. And when you when he said, like it's for kids,
it's like, I am the bad guy. You think you are better
than me, you think you're gonna win. Well, I know I'm gonna
win. You know who I am. He doesn't say that. Actually,
he said you know who I am because you know you already kicked you ass
two years ago. So yeah, good. Look, he doesn't say that.
He says you got no He says, you got nothing that I want.
But there's one thing I want to take. Huh, excuse me.
I want to take you away from them. And I'm sick of traveling all
the world and hearing the crowd chant A J A J the crowd barely.
I'm tired here to a nobody saying, oh, I guess that's good.
Then AJ says, you're no different than Nixie Carter, and you use people
and you suck him dry and then you kick him to the curb and pretend
they never exist. And he says, oh, that's right because she's ruthless
and I'm ruthless and I got money and she's got money. It's like,
oh fuck me, man, holy ship. Well, it's like you have
to look at it in comparison, like a jqu here, I get the
ship the shovel out for Dixie. It's like the purpose is Bully Ray is
shipping a break down. This dude's throat right now in this Yeah, yeah,
and he broke out there. You know, AJ, you gotta step
it up come on the end of this is rough because like they went in
thinking the crowd were to react one way, and they just they just fucking
don't. They don't. He gets right in his face. You bet a
hope and pray to whatever God you worship that you got a shot in hell
of beating me or I'm sending you home without a contract. And I said,
oh, ship, that was that was like the best part of the
promo. And I was hoping a say, are you talking about my Jesus
said, did you take food off my family? Oh? That's really like
that. He just said, well, maybe you should get focused on your
match tonight. And but he says, I don't have a match tonight,
moron, And he just says, I think Hoke Hogan hates you more than
I do, because you do have a match to night. Because he's gonna
kill you. Joe is gonna kill you. He looks around, Joe is
going to kill you. Hello, Hey Joe, Joe, Joe's gonna kill
up. Dude. Buli. Ray's freaking out ages, laugh of the crowd,
silent. It's crazy. It isn't even worse one of these later they
killed they have you killing somebody. They have killed Joe. And not only
have they killed Joe, they have killed his spirit. His spirit is broken
and he is a broken man at this point, which sucks. And uh,
that's just kind of how it is. And you know what's even crazier
is that Joe actually just wanted to stay in Tena. You actually don't want
to leave. Yeah, I feel like that's every story. So that's pretty
insane. We'll talk about Joe later. We don't get a goddamn thing about
Joe until the to the point where I almost forgot forgot that he too,
Yeah, yeah I did, yeh yeah, James, I see a half
hour left and I'm like, the fuck else is on the show? Yeah,
I can't believe they didn't even have them backstage or like a promo anything.
So, yeah, main event for tonight is going to be Joe versus
Bully Ray, non title, I think, And then yeah, it doesn't
matter. And then also Hulk Cogan's decision if he's going to join Team Dixie
or not, that's more important of course, So Magnus will face Ego in
a gauntlet. Ego is Bobby Rude of Christopher Daniels and Kazarian. I don't
remember this at all. I don't really remember it either. I remember the
logo, saw it extraordinary gentleman organization organization, that's right. Yeah. Uh
So we go backstage. Aj Styles tells Dixie Carter that he is in control,
and Dixie says, you're not under contract and you only have one last
obligation to this company and that's your main event match a Bound for Glory,
which I don't care about. Yeah, and I also remember at this time
them having a complete crisis over what was the fucking biggest show of the year.
Was it Bound for Glory or was it Slammiversary? Yeah, and they
could never fucking figure it out, man, confuse the shit out of me.
Yeah, absolutely confused me to always thought it was bound for glory,
but I always thought of a Slammiversary Yeah, ok, yeah, because they
did the Hall of Fame in Slammiversary. But that's right. I think I
think it is bound for glory, though I think it now it is,
Yeah, for sure. Back then, I don't know. Dixie has Atlas
Security throw Aj out of the building, but Aj just leaves instead. Yeah,
I was hoping with it being at less Security. I was hoping fake
Don West would be there, but it was not faked on. Yeah,
just two guys. It's yeah, says, here's a security you're gonna throw
Aj Styles out of TNA. I don't want to breathe the same area you're
breathing. Come on, it was the worsd It's even worse that he's like,
so Atlas Security, they're gonna out at Security al right, whatever better
than at Security security. Come on there. The guys, for some reason,
they thought that Aj had to be to be a top guy here,
that he had to be a promo guy, he had to be a character
guy. Yes, it's like, why the fun did you think that everyone
has fucking Daniel Bryan syndrome at this time. So it had to be like
a guy that the boss thinks sucks and everyone else doesn't think sucks. So
that and that's how he overcomes the overcomes the stupid monster. We're building multiple
monsters. They even called me. They call him like phenomenally, phenomenally average
later or something right or mediocre. Yeah, it's like B plus player.
Come on, dude, just like the guy twenty times over by this point.
So for them to say this US crown like twice I never seen.
So Austin Aris has joined the commentary team. This is no oh mustache Austinaries
by the way, And yeah he's chilling, man. He said, what's
going on here? And whatever? R H? Speaking of r H,
Kenny King and Chris Saban versus Mannick and Jeff Hardy is up next. He
is Manicky is no longer suicide. I don't remember when that shift actually happened.
Was during the impact wrestling thing. They just renamed him, I think
because nothing happened, right, he didn't say I am now. Yeah,
it was like post suicide Austin aies thing. Manic depressive is just a little
less to take on than suicide. I appreciate it. Kenny King's at is
still has still has the All Night Express edit. Yeah. For anyone that
doesn't know, Kenny King was r H Tag Champs with Rett Titus at the
time that he just left. He just he took a TN a date as
to r AS Tag Champs and then they fired him and stripped the belts off.
That was That was Cornett r H. By the way, that's why
Aries was still here. He's ah, stay here. So Mannick is here,
and Mannick is the Exhivision intercon Hill champion, God damn it. And
uh yeah, man, so we guys has a little Excivision tag team match
to start things off here. And Jeff Hardy, by the way, he's
in this too. He's not Jeff, and yes he's teaming with Mannick is
the Exivision guy. At this point, I don't know what's going on here.
Yeah, that's right. I guess now he is. I mean he
is he's going to be if not. Also, Aries last week beat Kenny
King and split his head fucking open, and so much so that Kenny King
very quickly starts bleeding during this match because he just gets bumped and busted open
again. It's so funny. They don't even pivot when he starts bleeding.
They still have the same match they're gonna have anyways. So like Kimmy King
just looks fucking ridiculous here with bleeding crazy and you know what's happening. I
missed the part when he when Austin Ay he's busting upon last week. So
then like I was like, what the fuck the happen? So I rewounded
like one hundred times to figure out where he got pussed open. I was
like, he just started bleeding out of nowhere. He kicked out the pin
and it was like, oh my gosh. Everywhere was like what happened?
This is crazy? He said, this crowd is not fucking fired up.
And if I got to run the race, brother, do this. He's
that brother back in min day. What we do We run the damn Razor
Dude, you go, hey, brother, I'm not running it, but
somebody should. You know that when Mannick came out, by the way,
Ay said that Mannick is the best looking man of this match, and Test
said, haha, I like your frigging jokes. That's me every week.
So you guys, he is so not there try what they cut so much
commentary on this show because Tas probably just starts fucking rambling or just stops talking.
I feel like, at one point, it's crazy Tody. He does
I can't remember what part I wrote it down somewhere, but yeah, he
does start just stop. So we get to the match here, Jeff Hardy
does a theatric second rope splash, which is what that is what Tau?
Yeah, he's getting his meter her up. They bring up the Jeff Harty
fitness app, which I remember people people thought at the time this was gonna
be a new TENA video game, Yes, and it was not. It
was the Jeff Hardy Fitness app fucked up. I think you talked about him
for but it's like video game footage Jeff party working out. It's like the
craziest ship ever. I used the s VR render, Yeah, dude,
it was. It was like people were like, oh ship TN too used.
I used it on a YouTube video to uh, may people click on
it? Yeah, that's a new TNA video game coming out and it was
adous. Guys ever gonna say used it to work out? That would have
been crazy. That would have been crazy. That's how I lost a bunch
of weight. Yeah, sadly it disappeared and I gained it back, suggested
to somebody else here, I tell you that one. So Kenny King is
where's that? Where the area? Yeah? Lost idea of everything? Man.
You imagine like mid workout, like you have like a whole plan and
you're like, follow this schedule and just what the that you're taking food off
my belly? Put my belly. So Kenny Gig is bleeding U after like
a pen Carell. He just doing locks and talks bleating. Okay. Chris
Saban puts Mannick in a treoe in the corner and steps on his cock the
long way. It gives him job. Conto says that a crusty, yeah,
bad moment right there. Wow, kitty Ki Katy Kig here busting wide
up and dig down crazy, absolutely no heat whatsoever. God damn this the
crowd would rather be doing it would be Although Jeff Arty Fit is out there
wise this ship. I just thought about this. They're like the end of
a thirty day thirty event taping here, so he probably got busted open in
the same day and he's wrestling again. You're right, thing, Yeah,
you're probably bleeding like crazy. That's awesome. So Kenney King, cool finisher,
no heat, uh burned a bridge, dude, His finisher is awesome.
The Royal Flush, Yeah, I love that. That's fucking sweet.
Somebody better fucking starts stealing there, so Jeff Hardy hot tag. Now the
match starts kicking up. There were coach for the twist of fade on Kenney
King, but Saban enzs them in the back and King hits the Northern l
like soup lex. Yes, I like that spot, can you? Kenny
King has manicut for the Royal Flush, but man it gets down and pushes
him into Chris Saban, whoa look at a miscommunication by dead brother. Oh
my god, bro, man it gets death from Above, and then Jeff
hits yeah it is called death from dude. I was like he had a
tiger guts. Oh yeah, look at that. Venic is Death of Above.
And then Jeff hits the Swanti bomb and Mike Today's Mike fucking peaks crazy
bomb. He's just trying to fucking get fired up. He's six hours to
deep help help me. It's Chris Saban attacks them. Afterwards, Austin makes
the save. Did we say that Velvets guys out there with Saban do we
talk about No, we didn't. Yeah, velvest guys out here, Velvi's
guys out there. She doesn't get involved in the match or anything, but
she is with Chris Saban. Chris Saban's a heel at the time here and
he's got a honey with him. So Austinaris makes a save and then,
for some reason this confused me for a second, Austinary says that on October
twentieth, this is bound for glory. Correct, there will be a four
way between him, Saban, Mannick, and Jeff Hardy, all of them.
I said, no, no, hold on a damn minute, You're
not the champion. You're not the champion, you're not the matchmaker, and
why do you want Mannick and Jeff Hardy in the match. And then Jeff
Hardy says, well, that sounds like a shitty match. WHOA, I
got a much better idea. We do an Ultimate X match and he throws
up the X and new Jacks. Dude, he says, let's do it
Ultimate X. Throws up the X and then he looks at the crowd and
goes, yeah, yeah, he Mannick is the champion by the way.
I don't even know why Aris and Hardy. You're talking about some match that
he's in. He doesn't talk. He just doesn't say anything. Dude.
They said on the thing that they said, it looks like man's cool with
that match. He nodded his head, He tapped him up through the eggs.
He didn't say ship. He didn't, dude. I'll never forget going
to a TNA tape and at the Impact Zone my buddy and they had the
Ultimate X Match and the fucking Hardy boys won the Ultimate X Match with the
l I said, you, oh it takes to say about that matter?
That is so fucking I I like have a real hatred in my stomach for
that. I don't know why, but I fucking pissed me off so bad
because it went away from how it was. Yeah, it's like, come
on, man, let's because now forever they had like the he I forgot
who used it, but they're like they brought in the ladder during the Ultimate
X Yeah, but they were super baby faces. No, yeah, yeah,
they definitely were there in that match. Yeah. Yeah, man,
It's like, why would people not just do this forever? Now that you
open this window, you're right, yeah, you can't close it now.
Yeah. By the way, Cage Match just did not like that Ultimate X
Match, and it did not get a favorable rating sometimes because I don't remember
that at all. Well, it doesn't sound like it was too hot.
Yeah, I bet you it was pretty safe, I imagine. Yeah.
Probably. So we go to a pre tape. It shows Kenny King God
this dude. Okay, so let me just talk about this real quick.
Yeah, because they taped so much ship in advance and like they didn't like
obviously things change or they take or whatever. Yeah, there's so much fucking
pre tape. This is actually called Inside Impact. I think it was like
a web thing they did, and I don't know why they just threw it
on this episode. Feels like reaction. Yeah. Yeah, so they had
like a series called Inside Impact and that's what it was. And there's like
a I think there's like an h of styles one later, but yeah,
oh yeah, it's a lot. The Age of Thus one was right after
the Kenny King one. They actually they were like fifteen minutes without getting back
to the ring. Dude. Yeah, that's right. Pre tape here,
Kenny King sucker punched aries last week. This is showing us how Kenny King
bus his head open as challenged from from like minutes ago. Aries challenged him
for an impromptu match and then jumped off the top of rope to the ramp
and King hit his head first, fucking slamm right on the ramps. Okay,
I the whole time I was like, wow, Aries must have got
with an elbow, because Aris throws that fucking rolling elbow. Yeah. I
was like, oh shit, already rocked him. No, he just Kenny
King did it to himself, his own head off the fucking floor. Kenny
Kick bounces his head off the fucking ramp, and it cuts back to Kiddy
King and he says, be at the head of a ramp is like hole
Cogain's knees stings back. Dude, this is there's a lot of her,
so Kenny King's promo first of all, at the top before when he before
he jumps Aries, he says, I see you getting all riled up taking
your clothes off, Aries, but I'm gonna tell you like Hillary tells her
husband at night before she takes her clothes off. Homeboy, you want none
of this, hey, take take your ab rwit like like, I don't
think what fuck is he talking about? I don't know. He says,
homeboy, you want to know this, that's insane, man. Yeah,
yes, So he fucking busts himself open, and he says it cuts back
to me. He says, pro wrestling reel go asshole Cokain's knees, as
stings back. That's my freaking head. All right, you're going to someone's
got to Titus. That's hole Cokain's knees. Yeah, that's crazy man,
like a real bad brother. I think I'm going to let go. So
the whole thing here is Kenny King says pro wrestling is real. He's supposed
to be a heel, by the way, and he's fucking whatever. No,
fucking Shade's a great TNA cross the line. So Aarry says that he's
been dealing with guys calling him small the entire time he's been in the biz.
This has not happened in this segment at all. I don't know what
he said it though. He's just arguing with himself. Yeah, what I
saw Kundy Gigs say with somethingou Hillary Clinton and Bill Clinton. I didn't seen
him calling small at all. But maybe I look in the mirror and I
say you're small, So I mean, I will say this for whatever it's
worth. Austin Are's was the real deal in his and in his CNA run
he was fucking great man, and TEENA protected him most of the time actually
in his run here up until of course he walked out the wich. Fucking
funny as hell. Yeah, it's saying crazy. Arry said, you know,
I don't like to lose. Yeah, yeah, but yeah, he
really doesn't even talk about Keddy King at all. He says, I'm not
small. You think I'm a five nothing, one hundred and nothing fucking man.
So we tried on a pre tape another one. It actually went straight
I actually didn't even know it was transitioning to another pre tape. It just
went straight into another one of Dixie Carter and AJ Styles and Dixie cart Now
listen to this. I love the Dixie, who is a very Southern woman
is mocking AJ Styles, a very Southern man with a Southern accent. I'm
gonna make you get down on your knees in big like Darling in your dreams.
Maybe hasn't really changed the cadence or anything. No, I don't know
what the hell he was thinking about here, but they had a little primo
back and forth, of course, and that was with hl Cogan where she
ripped out the contracy and all that stuff. She a phenomenally marginal one,
that's what she calls it. Oh, yes, that's very Daniel Brian esque.
Yeah, a monster. You're a phenomenal monster, like in your dreams.
Maybe so A j says Dixie is about to break the fucking Guinness World
Record for most mistakes and are about person in power and she's close. She's
calling me the mediocre one. No, no, you don't win the now
for Glory series being mediocre. I know some people want it what somebody would
if I lose it or some ship. I don't remember what happened. I
James a very Southern man and now mocking Dixie Carter very so it was mocking
a style, a very Southern man. Uh but yeah, aa aj unleashes
the clip. He fucking like just let that she's the sword. He's like
that ship go in A j says Dixie. She said she don't remember the
last time as I had a five star match, bitch, so I just
stopped. Don't look on the internet. Internet, you don't see to hate
your fucking guts. I hate this place, God damn it. Yeah,
you go on the internet because you read enough, you'll cry yourself to sleep
to tell you how bad you suck. He said. You don't wrestle Allison
Arias and Magnets with a championship online without having five star matches. Yeah,
me, the first time. I'm not gonna lie that ladder part. I
know about that. What she don't understand is I'm gonna win the heavy white
title. There you go, just tell everybody. And at the end of
Ages FROMO you can hear Hogan's music playing in the background. So backstage segment
here, goddamn it, we're not going back to that ring. Staying and
Hogan are talking in the floral couch manager's room. You think you should get
the heavy white title. You hear about that, brother, they have pretty
white title, one of those. I think I'm my gol for dude.
I'm not leaving guy, So you know the directions like going for you know,
talking in this fucking I don't even know. Its like a goddamn a
Grandma cote where so stem things? That was last time this happened, brother,
it was Eric Bischoff and his shitty company, like damn fu DNA dacause
after thirty five years. Dude, I didn't think we were doing somebody worse
than biof brother, but she is worse. You know what's crazy is that
this company was okay with healing the company in an era wheth all the fans
healed the company. Don't you guys want to try to build any goodwill or
trust or anything people follow? That's so easy. The fucking listen, man,
we don't got any top heels, so the top heel is now the
company. Dude, that sucks so bad it's it sticks like ship turned out
of the company, and then even the authority figures fucking ate the company.
The wrestlers at the company and the work here sucks. Watch that. Why
would I watch it if you don't even want to wrestle there? It worked
for like one angle and then like the rest that they had ten fucking years
of this ship. It's just like god, dude, if you get still
cold, he said, this place fucking sucks, but I want that championship,
so I'm gonna come back even though I'm fired, and just try to
win that. And he was never even like the w sucks it was like,
Vince sucks and I'm gonna make his like the hell, yeah exactly.
He just said this. Yeah, guys, like, what the like should
he want to work here? Isn't this where all the like best wrestlers are,
Like, wouldn't you want to be in the best league? I don't
know, did you hear that? Brother, So Hogan says, well,
you know, brother, when someone gets drunk with power, dude, it
just doesn't end well, oh my creative control god Stinger drunk with power talking
about drunk drunk thought. Dude. Sting is sitting there staring. He's even
talking. He's just staring at Hogan. You know, it's always drunk of
power, dude. That never happened to be man, I'll tell you that,
Thank god, Stinger. Hogan is sitting there, caught wide open for
it on table Shirt's angle. He he had to pitch because it was it
was his agle was. Yeah, he came up with all this. So
someone hands someone walks in the room and hands Hogan a gimmick from Dixie Carter.
What's a gift? Yes, it could be a coffin. Brother,
Well that's what he's what the fuck you know, he's a tummus Carter.
I said, thank you, brother, and he opens it up and he's
fanangling with it. He says it was his brother, a tiny blue coffin.
He doesn't how to open it. He's like working at the shreds.
What is this, CONFI I don't know. A watch, he said,
and he looks at it. He says, oh, this is the same
watch he gave you last year. Brother, and Sting says, well,
yeah, yes it is okay. Thing singers looking at this guy. I
hate your guts. I can't. Man just offered me so much money,
but I about to get the over here. Yes, Thing says, what
does it mean? I'll watch for one? Hogan says, well, it
means let the games begin. Brother. If you ever abody, that's what
it means. I'll get his John Kramer, who's my all time dream.
You're gonna watch your dude. She is worship bishop. She is worst a
bishop and he never gave me anything. Holy ship, dude. Okay,
today, have a voice over off here where they there will be one brother.
What you said, Tony, I'm saying, oh, and uh,
today, have a voiceover thing with a dubbed voice everything. He think it's
a private. Today's like, I think it's a retirement gift or whatever.
That's right to watch. What the hell you think We're going back to the
ring now. Pre tape fuck fuck so Ego has to attacked Magnus. Sting
then checked on Magnus backstage. Magnus is icing his knee, which you think
maybe would come into play at least some point in this match, but it's
not into the very very very very end that it does. You're right,
Yeah, that's true. Well maybe he's going to I don't know who.
I can see it back here, somebody's going to to that. I love
your DNA, dude, I know what you guys go to w So Magnus
says, they're in my head and I'm going to Hogan. I'm getting a
match against all three of Ego and Alete. Do not ask me about my
knee, brother talk to me about it, and Sting just says, fuck
it. Whatever gets someone walks out. I'm so sick of thisess, you
fucking suck. So we get to the ring and it is Magnus versus Ego.
I have to tell you, and I mean this. I mean this,
man, I fucking hate this fucking match. I feel as a fan,
I feel like I feel it's so disrespected watching this. I hate this
fucking ship so fucking much. Man, this, this is this is This
is not our d n A dude, who's who wrote this ship? This
is not no man, not at all, not at all, Daniels,
be Cuzarion and rude, what are you talking about? This is Mike,
That's what I'm saying. It should be good, this match should be fine.
These guys can carry this fucking guy. But this ship suck. Yes,
man, this fucking three damn it man throwing ship. Yeah, man
fu So Daniels comes out first here, and my god, I yeah,
that's awesome. That says he looks like doctor Shivago. Who the fuck is
doctor Schevago. Yeah that's Daniels. He looks like him because he is a
doctor Schivago. Oh, I don't fucking know. That's Frank's McDonald comment.
Maguz it is Magis versus Christopher Daniels. And then if Daniels loses, he
faces another member. If he loses, he faces the last member. A
lot downline here. So I just want to just also remind you guys that,
like you know, ten A was using a lot of the like they
had their roster and these are the guys that we're gonna use, so like
somebody to take these pins. But I also don't think that. I don't
think t A was super locked in on like who was who and like who
meant more to the fans, especially in this era. Yeah, because realistically
Kazarian probably should have been first and lost, yes, and then Daniels should
have gave him, took him to the limit and then fucking you know,
Magnus gets one on up on him and then they fucking take his me out.
Yeah, this is like someone who's never seen, heard or cared about
today once that's the whole show. So commentary beginning of this est year is
not talking for like thirty fucking seconds of this match, Legit, the opening
thirty is silent, the crowd silence, the commentary silence. I'm silent,
shaking in anger watching this. I wonder if they got the heads up like
uh, yeah, we'll come back in mid match or you know, like
the commercial come back and they just were sitting there they'll be in the heat
and oh maybe I'm not sure though, but they definitely them to. So
I don't know why they have dumb shit here. I want to I want
to break, I want to like talk about this for a second. So
Daniels is the first one out versus Magnus, I understand. I look,
and you do and you do have to do this a lot like when it
comes to booking shit, like if you're gonna fucking push the guy, push
the fucking guy, you know what I mean. All they had to do
was care a little bit, you know what I mean, just a little
bit. Like it's not even like this match is like a problem in itself
as much as it is. It's just didn't care, you know what I
mean. Loses like a chump, dude. The first match was the like
I was like, god, damn, what did he do? What you
like, yeah, what did he do to somebody? That like made the
This was the most nothing first match ever that this could have been goddamn you
know, the worst WWF jobber of all time having the same exact match,
and it would have done the same shit. Magnetics' mind it looking better.
He just like, you know what I mean, Daniels didn't do anything.
Magnets didn't do anything. He's out of the ring, dude. Legit,
Like Daniels never looked like he had a chance to beat Magnus, and then
Maggus beat him with the Michinok driver. Hey, get that right, that's
the m d D Dude, you go to hell. You know the standsflor
m d D. The Magnus fucking did driver. It's the mag Daddy driver.
Keep that to yourself. Next time, buddy, we're gonna cut your
balls off. This is the problem with Magnus, UH and t and A
generally really so Magnus beats him with the Michinoka drivers and Magnez driver. The
problem is is that they have the most nothing match ever where neither guy really
gets over. And then you wonder yourself, Now, Daniels could have a
great match, why did it not happen with Magnus? And then that happens
a lot where he'll face guys a lot. It's like, Joe can have
a good match, why should not happen it with Magnis. It's like,
okay, Damn, and it's like, huh, you know how many h
A styles Magnus can with nobody in this company. You know at some point
you gotta go, Damn, you gotta go, bro, push over So
Magus beats Christopher Daniels with the Michinoku driver. Don't say it the name of
the moves. So Kazarian comes out next, Oh my god, Daniels beats
him on the rail and then Magnus kicks Daniel's ass one more time before they
go to commercial. And I'll say this, kaz and Daniels did anything t
NA ever wanted them to do. Yes, tea players, Yeah, for
it is worth. They believed in TNA, and to this day, I
think Kazarian still does. I think he still actually really believes in DNA.
He's still there. Yeah, I think that's tokaz almost hits the fade to
black on Magnus here, but Magnus reverses into the Kingsman clover leaf. The
Kingsman clover leaf, that's a Geisha club leaf. Oh yeah, what do
you call that? Right there? I called that a yeah, hey taps
out because Arian with the Kingsman clover leaf. I will give it this much.
Kaz and Magnus was better than kas and Daniels. It was. It
was well, it had more time and more moves. They could have both
of them. Matches could have been good. There's no reason why they could
have both been good. There's one reason, guys, there's one. Yeah,
let's talk about it here fair enough. So Bobby Rud is now out
here, and out of every single person that's been in this segment, Bobby
Rude is the one that looked like the star of the most he does and
he beats the ship out of Magnus. Yeah, Rud is a good case
for why it's a good thing to have second, third, fourth promotions,
because like, you can only have so many top guys in places, and
like sometimes the top guy from another place will go somewhere else. It's like
we just don't have room. Just up, he's a great top guy here.
He's like, yeah, and he fits as the top guy here.
And it's one of my favorite top guy runs ever. I think, like
especially closing in on the last you know bit of his TNA run, he
was really locked in. Yeah, but Rude comes in and you realize fucking
immediately how much better he is than Magnus, Like you just immediately, Rude
comes in, takes out his knee. Yeah, cast takes out his knee,
But Rude comes in. He's explosive, he knows when to take a
break. He knows when to charge, he knows when to do everything,
and it feels like it feels like Magnus. Uh, Magus doesn't have any
intensity. Magnus doesn't know when to sell or he doesn't know when to like
like his his ship just doesn't look I'm not buying anything he's selling. No,
no, no, no no, And Rude, I do I buy
everything Rude does. I just think he's unbelievable. Sadly for mister Bobby Rude
and for Magnus, this was my Deadlock plus ten match of the night,
I have to give it to you. I couldn't watch the rest of this.
I just skipped right to the finish. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
that's all I mean. You know what I mean. We've already been through
the Ringer here. I had two Magnus matches before this, Bro, I
can't take it anymore. Yeah, you're right. We had to watch three
in a row Man. That's a killer. So Magnus hays the Mitchenoku driver,
but Rude kickstwhere. Rude kicks out it too. I feel like you're
not putting this move over enough because continue to Daddy driver. Yeah, well
here's Rude's finished. The cripple cross Face, So cross Face in the ancle
lock. Uh, Magus taps out, Dude, He taps out and has
like the saddest puppy dog look on him. He's laying there like he's got
a stomach gig. Yeah boys, all yeah, ye give Magnus Stan what
can I say? Yeah, so rude Rudlake was in the Kingsman clover leaf
and he hit his knee which was her hurt from when he was attacked last
week, and that just when he was attacked to it, it didn't hurt.
Surprisingly, just didn't hurt that bad throughout any of the other parts of
this match, just that part great. So Magnus is pissed. After the
match. Steve comes out. I'm sorry, Steve. Steve comes out and
he says, look, smart en up, man, this boy's gone to
business real soon. I promise you that. Yeah, you gotta get a
little better, your brother. He moves where you move. So Steve grabs
the mic like legit though, and he says, uh, you know,
let's go to the back. I was gonna you know, I was gonna
keep it private, but you made it public about this ship man, Like
yeah, really, what you grow up? Really? You know? Like
I'm trying to keep this fucking business afloat right now. Yeah, for real,
I'll be honest, I will. I will give it to Magnus.
I thought this was a good promo. Yeah, I I like this part.
I liked Party two. So Steve says, let's go to the back
and talk about it. Just chill the fuck out, and mag says,
with all due respects Sting, no, we're not going to the Yeah,
fuck you for It's so funny. They get the ring and the look at
each other, and right between him as a guy in the front row with
a whole Comedia shirt on and his kid kid is drinking the hell out of
his drink and this dude is chewing the hell out his popcorn. This man
is fucking faint attention to this ship. He's locked in. So Manga says,
uh, you know when Sting Kurt Joe, everyone has had their chance,
their opportunity. They take it and they run with it. They win.
But uh, I kind of sucked. He says. Yeah, he
said, I can only get this close, and Sting says, no,
bro, come on, you gotta look at it differently. Don't look at
the bad stuff. You know, you get back up every time and that
this, dude, I don't need another peptal. Please, you know what,
I know you're either in or out. This is a results driven business,
and I'm just not getting the results. I was like, this is
fucking this is a good angle. It is, you know what. I
like this a lot. The angle was a lot like what led to it
or whatever we talking about. But but to get there. I like that.
I like the like I can't, I have to. I'm at a
crossroads right like I don't know what the fuck's going on in my career.
And I love that for wrestling because like, yeah, if you don't win,
you should be worried about your job one hund. It's the same way
in any other combat sport. It's anyway in any other sport period. You
play like ship, you know, like right the Panthers coach, Right,
the Panthers coach coach like Ship, you're fire, Get the fuck out of
here. Ship. We're bringing in the number one cheater, Bill Belichick.
He's gonna take us to the super Bowl. Let's go that. It would
be insane. So Sting says, uh, Sting says, you know,
Rick Flair gave me my shot and Maggie says, I know I saw it,
all right, And Maggie said, I saw it at I studied it.
I studied you. I studied it. And Madgie says, it's gonna
put me on the map. Dude, this is a this is horrible delivery.
Here. By the way, the crowd does not give a fuck.
No way, no pop zero pop no. I mean, we could talk
about the delivery, but we always talk. We can always talk about dumb.
This is in general. They were cooking with oil here for about thirty
to forty seconds and then yeah, Magnus says, who's gonna put me on
the map Sting, and Sting says me for glory and legit crickets like everyone
is like I feel the crowd. Is the crowd confused or they don't care.
They're confused. I'm confused. They do not care. They just sat
through three Magnus matches. They're eighty hours, eight hours in. They Magnus
wrestled nine times. This the fucking day, dude. This storyline here is
yeah, I'll put you over that's dude. Fuck. That is what it
is, isn't it. Oh it's it's fucking so. He said, I
was like, this is the cringiest thing I've ever heard. Who's gonna put
me on the map? Me, I'll do it. I'll get you there,
kid, Come on, man, why not just fucking anything else?
A crazy Why not to say, Magnus say I'm gonna fucking If I can't
beat you, I should not work here. Yeah, it's just anything that's
that's yeah, that'd be better. Yeah, man, Magna should have fucking
said, dude, listen, man, I I got, I got one
shot I could taken. After that, I'm fucking I got. I shouldn't
be here, I want to. He should have challenged Sting, not the
other way around. They never they never figured that out with Sting. Well,
they did one Bound for Glory where he beat Sting. You it's supposed
to be his retirement, but they didn't retire. And then the other time
where Sting was gonna win a four way for the world title, and then
just said, aj, you can win. Remember I do remember that because
you got it. You're right. They never got the Sting putting someone over
thing, right, Yeah, Yeah, that's weird, Yeah, because I
mean most of the time Sting was just the fucking world champion. God damn
it like during this era, it's like if anything was going bad or wrong
or whatever, it's just like, all right, Sings the champion again.
Yeah, good Sting out there. Yeah, Sting or Jeff Hardy like the
champion. It's good to have that to rely on. But like you gotta
do it right, Yeah, I mean you can always default to your guy
and then go, you know, reset and go to the next thing.
Like that's always great. But Sting was wrestling in a T shirt every every
time he read was yeah. The reaction also could have been the crowd very
quickly realizing, oh fuck, Magnus is gonna beat Sting. That sucks.
Yeah right, yeah, I bet the crowd was like, ah, lee,
dude, yeah, Magnus does beat Sting. By the way, in
eleven minutes that Bound for Glory eleven minutes. Like see, they just never
I don't know, It's like sometimes it felt it felt like Tina never understood.
It's just they never really understood how to get anyone there. No,
you know, and it's like if someone got there was by the grace of
their own ath. It was legit. We want them there, and we're
gonna like now they're remain eventor yeah, like there's no reason AJ like AJ
should have been I mean, goddamn, he should have been number one across
the board forever, because like having a guy that can deliver the best match
of the night on command, Like it's like a J, we need you
to come in tonight and just fucking work a match, and he'll have the
best match of the night. You're at least getting fucking four and three quarters,
or sorry, three and three quarters. At the very least three and
three quarters. If you called nine to ten minutes, you're getting at least
three and three quarters. You're right, I agree with you. And uh,
it just never felt it's like they it's like they always try to book
to spike themselves. It's like who guys like this guy AJ styles this guy.
Yeah, it's Magnus and we knew that the whole time. You know,
it's like god damn. So backstage, Aries walks into the Hogan Floral
couch room. Austin Aris gives them some vitamins and says vitamins. That's like
a big part of his character at this time. Begin yes, yeah,
So Aris gives them some vitamins with no mustache and says, maybe some of
these and some extra prayers and you'll make the right decision tonight. Dude says,
that says, uh, you know, I know if we haven't seen
eye to eye, and we had a love hate relationship, but there was
a point where you saw something in me, and you know, you gave
me the opportunity option see and then I won the world title. You do
what's right for business, usually your business. But I'm always grateful for what
you for me. And you got a huge decision in front of you.
And I always known two Halt Cogins terrible and at any other one doesn't.
I don't know about that, brother. I think they both have huge and
one's a heavy white champion, and that's me. That's a decision, He
says. I'm always been too Hall cogains red and yellow, all American Hall
Cogan, and there's black and white Hollywood made all Gogan. And when I
look at your decision, I see a lot of black and white, you
know, not a lot of gray in there. And Hogan says, hmmm,
I get it. I get it. And Arry says, all right,
well, nice watch and enjoy the vitamins and I'll see you later.
Hogan says, hmm, I get it. Keep like that. Get it
is the one that say, who the funk was that? Brother? That
fucking juicide dude, I thought I got rid of his as brother suicide.
Don't do it here, brother, Yeah, that's like good side by here,
Austin Aris, you be so fucking ship you bch this guys stupid.
God fucking damn it like this was like stupid. This was like the guy
like like even just watching right here in this segment, it's like, damn.
He is such a smooth talker. His matches are so good, and
it's like, fuck you man, I cannot believe you did that. I
yeah, man, your farts can't smell that fucking good man? You Wow?
What I just dip ship? That's a great that complete dip ship.
Who's that? So it shows a recap of Hogan's time in t NA.
A lot of it is struggling, power struggles. It's always empowers, always
dude. He fucking they did the thing on dude. Do you remember the
promo with Sting, the which one, the one where he would challenge him
for Bound for Glory. I do remember that one. I do. I'll
get your match for glory, dude, I'll never forget that. Why he's
sounded himself so fucked up. He also said he would give the company back
to him, and he said, oh, Dixie Corner never had authority,
is he? Wo? I ever seen this guy with a no mustache?
Brother, where's your face face sting and your mus dash? Dude? Let
me put this so backstage, some dude asked Chris Saban, why why aren't
you going out there for Velvist guy's match tonight? Okay, this guy must
have been really nervous because he says saving you said is a superstar dot com.
Yeah, he says he's got he's got to go practice his taichi and
he's got to sit down India style at a corner and meditated drink my delicious
dietisdell after Mad's diet coke. You know, it's all about fast. I
like that. I like that. Chris Saban is one of my favorite wrestlers
of all time. He's awesome. Yeah. I don't know how you guys
feel about him, but uh, he's still awesome. And I liked I
like the He'll run with sab and I think it was a nice change of
pace. And obviously he's a little like his style had to be slowed down
a little bit because he fucking blew his knees out crazy. Sure, but
he's still like one of the best ever. I think even to this date
he's still can go like unbelievably Yeah, that's what I'm saying. Like,
there was a match we watched, uh it was him and Speedball, Him
and fucking Speedball was and it was pristine and it was fucking awesome, just
unbelievably good. Yeah. Yeah, pulled the curtain back. We watched it
and said, all right, we got saved. I gotta get his contact.
What's this motherfucker? Yeah? Man, what a what a beast?
Really great guy too, Yeah, fantastic. It's just nice guy ever and
no d Q dot com super So we go backstage again. Uh Rude comes
into the locker room with Kaz and Daniels Jane. That sounds awesome. I
love the off the Chain version. He didn't come back to the off the
Chaine version though. No. He stops at some point, right, yeah,
he does. Bobby Rude is fucking one of the best ever. God
damn it, I'm gonna say it right there. He looks great. He
does. He looks like Triple H. What's he up to? Triple H?
No? Oh no? Wasone from Hidden was a backstage guy in w
you like a producer? Yeah, he like broke his neck. I think
or b or broke something pretty bad. I can't remember what it was,
but pretty much it might have been. It might have been something pretty bad.
And that's what j R. Would say, And uh, I'm sorry,
I don't watch, but Bobby Rude is Uh I think they're they're keeping
him on contract for now's yeah, that's nice. As we talked about this
before and like how how you know? I feel like he should have he
had a lot more run left in him that he didn't get to, uh
really accomplished. Sure, yeah, I agree, I agree, but I
mean, you know, I feel like he I can't obviously can hold a
guy. I you know, I imagine he felt like he had done everything
and w B was the next move ship. I mean, where else he
said to DNA. You know, yeah, I think it was. He
definitely made the right fucking call, right and pretty well Yeah, yeah,
I think it did absolutely so, uh shout out to the goat man.
But damn, I have some like super core wrestling memories of me being just
obsessed with this fucking dude. Yeah, I thought he was awesome. Kaz
and Daniels tell Rude, he is being inducted into the Hall of Fame EGO
Hall of Fame. Oh, brother even better. Yeah yeah, Daniel says,
the Extraordinary Gentleman's Organization, Hall of Fame. We're breaking ground in two
months in Yuca Valley, California for the building. And Rude stands up and
says, I love that town. Uh yeah, they say it's a black
tie affair. Oh and uh, you know everyone's got dressed up well,
Rude, you always dress well. Look at you. He's the prime minister
of Suave and Debonair and you're gonna be dressed in the nine and a half
the tens and Daniel says, anyone won a Apple teeny, let's get that
Apple teeny. Oh he's all the chain. He's in the Hall of Fame.
I love these three freaks like you wouldn't believe. Man, They're just
this feels like a like this can't last very long because I don't really remember.
Maybe I just stopped watching ten at this point, but like, this
is a great team. Dude, AJ left. It was the biggest like
because they did a whole angle with this guy where he's like, you think
he's staying Yeah, doesn't. And it's like, wow, I stopped watching
Hogan left. We're not the same. So we have Velvet Sky versus Brook
Testmocker up next, just Brook, just Brook about that? Yeah, it's
fucking lit man. Look is uh what the entrance? Yeah? Man,
God, Lee Will. I don't know if she always did that, you
know what I'm talking about? Did that during her entrance, but I swear
I've seen a gift of it. She always did it the same day when
she first debuted, and like she was on Bully Ray and turned around and
remember that, Yeah, man, awesome. And she had her other entrance
where she was with Tara and she would kiss her in the entrance. I
do remember that she was locked in. Look remember what she was locked in?
All right? Was about you know what I mean, Velvet Sky,
not her regular gear because we're not fucking working, so who cares. We're
in an Impact she's in an Impact wrestling T shirt. And Taz does not
say let the pigeons loose. I feel like every episode we fucking watch he
doesn't say let the pigeons loose. Maybe they cut it, brother. So
we're about to start the match here, We're getting going, and then we
hear the fucking music start and I was like, who is this? I
was like, is this awesome? Kong? Okay? I was like it's
either Kong or like. I was like, I don't know who the fuck
else, because maybe Brooke Ogan's coming out of here, but I think Brooke
Ogan's gone. I couldn't figure it out. And then Test says, well,
what's this, brother, It's showing like Brooken velvet in the ring and
he says, the snake. What's going on her? Tron must have had
a snake, but they don't show that. So just testing the snake.
And then Lady top Lady Tapa. Oh my god, Lady d top lay
D Tapa. Well, according to Taz, it's Lad Temper, Lady Temper,
and Today's always saw a video last week Test that Lady Tapa was coming
to impact. She's a winner of the gut check. Oh my god,
An, this is not my DNA. Man, god, she's so big,
five ft t She's a massive Amazonian like Barbarian. The fuck's from you.
She's the niece of the Barbarian ah, so Lady d Tapa she says,
it is my ring and it is my island bow down. Yeah,
late Daba, where is she? How long does she stay here? She
was two years fourteen. Yeah, she stayed till twenty fourteen and then she
came back as part of the glas Lady d Yeah. So like what she
just done? Under that there's you find horizon? What wait? What really?
Wait? There's no way she faced Gabby Garcia. Dude, there's no
way, dude she did what O? That's insane. We gotta watch that.
Yeah, we have to watch. We have to watch that. I
haven't heard her late a fucking Gabby garciaan forever? She don't fight anymore?
Does she? Let's say her last fight was twenty eighteen. Oh wow she
retired or what? Yeah, it looks like she she annow? She announced.
In twenty twenty three, Huey returned need to m M A competition.
We would be competing at one hundred and ninety five pounds is bad? Let's
go way, that's fucking awesome. Where is she going? Yeah, ship,
she's going to super Fight Pro. Yeah, we're gonna get the rematch
cookie with her and Lady so Lady Tapa aside, we move on to a
pre tape for a guy that more or less just takes the fucking company over.
EC three is here and he shows up in his expensive car and he
comes in and Uh, the gimmick here is that he is Dixie Carter's nephew.
Nephew. I don't know if that is any of that revealed yet because
even just the anything, Yeah, yeah, I think it says Ethan is
coming trouble, trouble, trouble. He shows up to the offices and he
just kind of runs in like he owns the place type ship. He legit
becomes the guy. I don't know how long it takes. It doesn't feel
like very long, right, Like he doesn't feel like a mid Carter ever.
Yeah, I don't think so. I think that, like, yeah,
because Team Dixie, that's that's legit right now? I remember, yeah,
do we? So now we have a James Storm and Gunner video package.
I'm getting sick to my stomach here. This company is not for us,
guys, This is not my DNL. James Storm and Gunner are the
TNA tag champions. Uh, and they just kind of put them over for
a minute. I wrote no fucking way am I watching a goddamn Gunner propaganda
piece and I skipped it. It was awesome. So now we have Samo
Joe versus Bully Ray Nation. You would almost forget this ship was on the
show. Yeah, they I don't even know did they even advertise it,
like through you know, I swear did they show a graphic an hour and
a half I didn't see. Yeah. I think they had a graphic at
the top maybe after the yeah, but not during the show. Yeah,
no, not during the show that yeah time, you know, Hogan was
like, there's no way this Hogan segment at the end is like fucking twenty
minutes, is it? And then I was like, oh fuck, that's
right Joe and Bully Ray. And Joe comes out like halfway they cut in
halfway through his entrance and he's he's fucking just there in a shirt. Yeah,
So Joe's wrestling and a T shirt. Bully Ray's wrestling a T shirt.
Correct, at least Bully raised the tire looks like a tire. He
also always wears that. Yeah, and he historically always Yeah, They're like,
okay, Joe's wrestling his shirt stings, wrestling in his shirt, Billy
raising his shirt. Everyone's in a fucking shirt. Too many guys. This
is like a common gripe back then was that there's too many guys that are
pushed that are the main event, that are wrestling in shirts because everyone's in
sh Steen's in a shirt as always champion. Probably at this point people all
right, man, yeah, and and I know, fuck the T shirt
thing. The biggest problem with this show is that there is no intensity at
all. This match is a house show match if by the definition, I
don't believe anyone on this show wants to be there. I don't believe anyone
on the show cares that they're the best, or that they're fighting for anything,
or like there's just no intensity. Like I can just I can just
smell the mediocrity coming off this show. It's yeah, it sucks, you
know, especially because like they have so many talented people here, but like
they've just been dragged through the mud for so fucking long, and like any
ounce of care that they might have had was so long ago. Let's go
out there and just fucking let's get through it, man, Let's get paid.
That's yeah, yeah, no one's got that dog in it anymore.
And like, once that happens, that's hard to shake because that's an entire
life a locker room that of guys, like you know, it's like,
oh shit, they don't want it and fuck it, you know, especially
yeah, the guys trying to come up. Yeah, yeah, I'm sure.
You know, I'm sure there's still people that wanted to go to TNA
too. It's like, oh shit, there's a lot of ship they went
through though. If you remember, they like Hogan promised them, Oh we're
going to Monday. Nice brother, We're gonna take over the rest of Yeah,
that didn't happen, and now Hogan's leaving, and it's like, who
do I just I was watching a wrestling bios he did like a big fucking
just a video of like what happened on RAW and what was happening on TNA
would flip back and forth. Very fucking good video. But yeah, man,
I don't know what the fuck they were thinking of going to Mondays.
That was fucking no way and said we're gonna bring out you you got it
off, you know what I mean? Damn man, that was fucked up.
But dude, this match not only James, No, they don't care
in the ring. This is maybe the quietest main event match in TNA history.
Yeah, and because no one like you know, like like you mentioned,
they're probably like eighty hours deep and you're a forty match fucking tape.
But these are two tough guys. Joe probably hasn't been a top guy.
Yeah, you're right, he was friends with Magnus. And the way this
match goes where it's so plotting and then it's a dq finish, gotcha,
Like I can see how somebody backstages like this will protect Joe. Yeah,
it's stupid. It made him just shift man the match. Like immediately they
do like the fucking shoulder the shoulder thing where they're you know, the what
does the power lie? They shouldered the shoulder. Bully tells Joe to hit
the ropes, Joe does it, Bully throws a clothesline, Joe ducks,
then Bully hits him with the back elbow. There's no commentary. The crowd
doesn't react legit, like, I'm shocked. You couldn't hear them calling spots.
It was so quiet. Bully is so loud that like echoing. Yeah,
it's echoing this quiet room. Isn't that crazy? Yeah, that's same,
that's the world heavyweight champion show. Yeah, that's pretty nuts man,
And ten at the time is giving me way too much reason while they're fighting.
This is why they're fighting. And his dumb down to like school yard
ship, bro, I promise you I don't need to know that. They
don't need that much of a reason to fight, right please, Yeah,
just have a fucking good Maine event please, And Striven business hello, tell
his story between the ropes. Brother, You'll need to ham fisty fucking the
bullshit that you are so much like that was like because they felt like they
had they felt like that was the direction Tena was missing. Was that,
like there isn't enough got elementary story chilling. It's like, damn man,
yeah, like you'll need all that, like fans, goddamn it. Yeah.
Bully was like, I am the bad guy, I am the heel.
I will hit you. They fucking do the chain thing. He fucking
they do the chain thing and then the ref gets bumped for which was a
fucking ugly bump. By the way, Like Bully just iderswops showing in the
corner for some reason. Earl Hebner's just standing there, just chilling. Dude.
Yeah, he's arguing with Earl at one point, and the crowd doesn't
care like Earl grabs the chain from him. Crowd doesn't pop. No if
you fucking if, we say, all right, time to do a chain
spot where the ref grabs it better because the crowd is going care about this
chain and Bully Ray he's been using the chain for months. Yeah, that's
yeah, this is the rough one man. That's so they fucking bump the
ref. Joe puts Bully Ray in the fucking Cookina clutch. Bully taps out,
so Joe drops him the going immediately immediately taps out by the way immediate
tap out. Uh. Joe throws him down to wake up Hebner. This
gives Bullyray time to wrap the chain around his fist. Joe sets Bully up
for the musclebuster. Instead of hitting the musclebuster, he puts him up there,
then walks back to Earl. Hebner say hey, man, get the
fuck up. Dude, goes back to Bully Ray. Bully Ray then does
the double axe handle off the second rope with chain, which lays out former
world champions, but Earl Hener saw him do and disqualifies Bully Ray gotcha bitch,
and Joe's music is playing as he's laying their dead on the ground,
and then he he won, and then Bully Ray shoves Earl down and then
the music stops, and then Bully proceeds to kicks, shows some ship out
of him, throws from the outside of the ring, rips the fucking mat
up travel to concrete, all right, so he pulls the fucking patting up,
tries to pol drive him on the concrete, but then aj Styles flies
in and makes the safe. Hey security, do your job. Yeah,
they tried to grab He runs out into the crowd. It was awesome,
actually, I liked him jumping with the crowd. Yeah, dude, it
was funny because like he did it at first and like there wasn't that many
fans. Yeah, okay, it was still cool by the end, so
it. But so anyways, that matches over with its tide for the Roal
main event. His backstage, he's stroking the food. What is he thinking?
Will? He joins Dixie? He gets it? He gets it,
He he got he got it? Start thinking again, dude, who was
that guy? Flew my mind? I get it? But what if I
think again? He's he's the thinker I am. Anyway. Sometimes I hear
oh boys out of me Carter down Hall up here for the main events,
Samore brother. I almost thought it was Flairs Kid break Fat the Three Bags
matches today, understand. So yeah, Dixie Carter town Hall. Dixie comes
out here and says, now, I know a lot of you aren't okay
with some decision I'm making, Like I suck, don't. She points Joe,
you get your fucking ass out of take did you pink? Not for
his answer here either, we don't want to either get Bono out here though,
make some money. So Dixy says, all right, fans, listen
up. You guys don't know anything about no damn business. You know something
about business. I'll tell you some Onho knows something about business, Holk Cogin,
go on out here. We got some business in the ring here.
If you come out here, that's right. Let's take care of this place.
God damn it. Yeah. Hogan's out here with the vitamins in the
system and the watch of course. Yeah prayers, yeah, lots of many
of them, dude. Uh so yeah, Hulk Coagan comes out here,
and uh they go on to cut wrote this line for line for both of
them. Both of them scripted it out. Dude, I even put the
little names by it, brother Dixie. Dixie says, Hulk, thank you
so much. You know, I know what an amazing career you had.
Like I said last week, I want to know, are you ready to
take your career to that natural level? I'm the one to do it for
you. And that watch you're wearing, I'm tickled to death to see that
you have it on. You know, I just going to another company.
Told me about company. She says, you know, the watches is a
little something I picked up a Tiffany's. It's just a gesture. It's a
token of all that could happen between us. And she gets like a little
close to him and all, and she says, I gotta know, are
you ready to take a ride on the Dixie train? Hell no, everyone
wants to ta president. I'm on a whole other level. I'm speaking it
says, we'll be better that way. First Off, thank you for the
watch, dude, He doesn't say, Dude, I just can't not throw
those okay. First off, he always says, dude, I don't care.
You're right, I never had anything quite like this before. What is
that right? Is that right? I've never been so hard, brother,
I got a little These vitamins kind of perked up my cockin Brother, I
don't know you just speaking straight to the cock. I'll tell you that this
is a terrible dick right here, dude. You know what happened he said
while you're off for Wow, Dude, I've thought about everything. I thought
about everything I've done in my career. Brother, I've always dreamed about being
a power couple in this business. Dude, I'm off three. I'm figuring
with my different head right now. Brother Hogan always aspired to be a power
couple in wrestling. That's what he always wanted to do. He just never
gotten a bitches, could never be a second brother shied out. You're right,
bitcho, yeah, bro, what are you doing coking up to?
Bro? Well? Brother, having a beautiful woman like this here that has
more power than anyone in this business, dude, Holy shit, I would
date you, brother, but you don't look much like my daughter. Dude.
Bring her back in here. Brother, could you die your hair?
Your hair? I'm off my rock. I got a crazy bone petus right
now, dude. Summer Slam's coming up and go to make a choice.
Dude, Yeah, you tickets Summer Slime Aniversary. What do you want,
he says, at the end of the day, dude, with an offer
like that, Dixie Carter and Hall Cogan, it's amazing, how I we're
gonna goo. I want to find dude my cock, yeah, he says.
But at the end of the day, dude, it's an amazing offer
for somebody also because not for me, because I quit and he throws he
threws the mic down. The last words of Hulk Hogan and d n A
on TV and backstage where I quit. Fuck you for real, anyone who
does that ship, Fuck you for real. Fuck you stop throwing the mic.
That's why Chris Danger's videos getting taken down now because he down, down,
fucking down. I can't take it anymore. Christ Danger is the number
one Mike Spiker of all time in the business. Fucking Mike Dudley, goddamn
it. Man. Well, Dixie is distraught about this that Hogan quits and
he Hogan throws the mic down, walks out of the ring, and Dixie
chases after him, try to stop him, grabbing his hands and his arms
just kind of feeling him up a little. Let me fight up here,
dude, crazy man. You can see like his crazy ship. Yeah,
put in the angle in there, brother, make sure you can't guy gets
this. Make sure you feel my fingers. Brother, these fucking hands picked
up under the giant dude. Guess what they could do to you, brother
if you look like my daughter. So Dixie trying she Hogan walks by.
He she grabs his arm, trying to stop him, and Dixie drops down
and grabs onto Hogan's leg and legit is fucking like crying, trying to keep
hag Hogan from leaving. Hawg Hogan wrote an angle where the owner of the
company is going to grovel at his feet as he leaves, and he legitimately
does leave. This doesn't come back around. Yeah, this doesn't come around.
Hogan just leaves and Dixie for Hogan. The last time you see him,
he is dragging the TNA president out by his fucking foot. Holy shit,
man, dude to Carney like there ain't no one better than that fucking
level Carney, dude, Yeah, like we got some real car. Convincing
her to do all of this is insane. The most important angle bound for
Glory, the top show is happening. The most important angle is Dixie Carter
is trying to keep all Coogan and she doesn't. He leaves. I wonder
if anyone like like told her or like you know what I mean, like
any normal person a. So this guy's like not working here anymore after this
show, Yeah, piss off? Like yeah, like piss off. We'll
just say on TV he's not working here anymore. Yeah, like creative control.
You're just not on the show. Yeah, we just won't put you
on the show. You don't have to be here today, don't worry about
it. Yeah, we'll say that killed you with a train. Ye,
James Storm ran you over, dude. We'll dress up a hull cokain dummy
and thrown in front of the traffic. The fuck are you gonna do?
Yeah, that's crazy because sting him though he was saying no no. Also
maybe he was yeah, you're right the number one car and man like that.
No more, dude. Yeah. The show ends, Hogan leaves and
the crowds channing Dix. He sucks, and then Dixie says, I didn't
want you anyway. This company blows is I didn't want you anyway. You're
fired. And the last thing you hear is the show fades out is the
crowd chanting you're not Vicky. I swear I heard we want Vince Chance or
so I was like, what the fun? Maybe you're not Vince. I
heard cls cl Victory Lap. I'm home that right. God damn, I'm
here to make a lot of friends. Brother, I got enough money,
dude, I want some friends that look like my daughter. So that is
it. That is hul Cogan's final appearance, Like not with a bang,
but with a goddamn confusing whimper that hul Cokein leaves here. I mean,
it's one of the more legendary moments. I'll never forget it because that wise
is live and I said, goddamn, what just happened, dude. T
NA fans will never ever forge get the time that Dixie Carter graveled at Hall
Cookin's feet and he shoot left the company. Like yeah, even like,
let's just say, okay, for whatever reason, last week, well you
know what, this is all taped. Never mind, I was gonna say
they probably saw all this ship in the same episode, like like everyone was
there for all this. I was gonna say, like well, you know,
brother, you can't just leave the storyline angled out, dude, Like,
I have to make my decision. Brother, I'd be like, here's
your decision, here's my decision. Dude. You wouldn't fucking getting run over
by a car, even if you have a creative control. Fuck it,
dude, you want to heat up Dixie? She comes out next week,
opens the show hall. Cogin's fucking fired, really, Like he's here and
here, and I'm gonna read out the exact angle this piece of ship wanted
to do before he left. Tear his ass out. Man, you dare
you to sue? I dare you to run me over with the truck.
Dude, I would want to go out like that. Man, Goddamn dude,
that's crazy. That's fucked up that that happened. That's insane. What
a fucking bad show. Not to betch that. But Hogan was like the
only thing that like, the one last chance for AJ to come back was
Hogan. And Hogan's gone, and then Dixie hates fucking agent's gone, and
then AJ's gone, and then you're like, oh, this is really fucking
over. What the hell's going on here? Dude? There was no fire
at all the fire down. Yeah, yeah, no, this is a
blue shitty show. Like god damn thinking about like them being on the road
and like fucking doing tapings and having big shows stop around this time, by
the way, yeah it should at the time too. That fuck it.
They couldn't even just go to Florida. They had to go travel and it
was They're lucky everything he didn't fucking stop. I'll be honest, it's legitimate
a miracle that anyone kept this good damn thing to float here. Well,
that is it. That is it for Impact Wrestling October third, twenty thirteen.
And that is it for our show. We're gonna throw Tony in front
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God damn it. Goodbye.