TLF Unwrappening Gift 17

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It's the Lapsed Fan Wrestling podcast with Jack and Carnaco and JP Sorrow Busy we
continue Mine's Heavier than Yours uce a TLF Christmas Show. It is the tom
At Tanasio portion of the twenty twenty three Unwrapping Last time we were with you,
the box addressed to yours truly unwrapped in all of its multi stage glory.
And now it's time for the boss Man. I'll get his taste.
Oh hey, you know what, there's a there's a there's a note actually
in mind that was for everybody. Uh, Merry Christmas. Co Chairman,
the year of TNT total NonStop Terry deserves more presence than anyone could deliver.
But I hope you enjoy this selection of things past this year, I tried
to find specific gifts that would appeal to Chairman and Carnacio and Chairman Sorrow respectively.
With that in mind, Jack's gifts are in the green bags and JP's
gifts are in the red bags. And Jack's Christmas sag had a reindeer on
it, whereas JP's has a Santa on it. Brother brother, Oh oh,
I see the bag. That's that's for next week or tomorrow or whatever
the fuck. However, feel free to trade as you see fit anyway.
I can never repay you for the endless hours of insanely high quality entertainment you
have delivered over the years, but I hope you enjoy a few tokens of
appreciation. Hope you both have a wonderful holiday season. And here's two year
fucking ten best Tom Chris. Yes, I guess was there a raw or
Hogan dress like Santa? I guess there was. It's like a thirteen or
something. Okay, here we go, Tay get away, boss, tell
you on what the fuck to do it. He's thrilled, and I just
want to let you know I'm looking at it. Faces World fight. It's
truly like a kid on Christmas. Oh shit. Okay, Well, first
of all, I get Wow the ninety four ninety five catalog. Oh shit
with Razor yeat? Oh what catalog last time? If you missed it.
I got the eighty nine WWF Merchandise Cattalog. Oh my god, there's what
the fuck is this? I got my own Attitude version Electronic Gaming Monthly,
as opposed to what was mine called that was GamePro. The Game Pro.
The strategy magazines have video game days. There's a stone cold on him.
Oh, boss Man just did a spit take what's in there? It makes
you feel any better? I forgot my reading glasses. It doesn't what's his
name, it's uh, I don't even know what his real name is,
Jerry something or other. Last week yesterday, Yeah, last time with you,
Gary, Gary Bamon, Gary Bammon, a certificate of authenticity or Jerry
a picture of Buzz from home alone. And that boss Man gets an Uncle
Frank on the that's really funny. And then finally with this, oh fuck
me, fuck me. It's like a three D It's a three D thing,
like Holy ship that is. They're like, so it's it's it's wrestle
Fest and you have the background, right, but then you have like cut
out of Hogan Warrior, Mike McGirk, Deebes and slots. But they're they're
like they have what do you call it? But makes them kind of push
out like they're it's like it's almost like a hollow like a pop up book.
Wow, and it's in a frame and it's that's tremendous. It's like
literally like a screen grab of wrestle Fest brought to life, like we're about
to have the main event tag match, and anybody who knows the Boss knows
that rustle Fest is the best game. I mean I could play it all?
How many? How many? How often did I play it in fucking
schomberg ybby of the hotel? And it was free? Okay? Let alone?
How many times you played it in the Hampton Beach? Oh? I
got a pin? Yeah? Oh my god? How many? How many
hundreds of dollars I fucking put into that? What's next? Well, hey,
you know what you got, your your your your senate, your Linda
McMahon for Senate. Pin. Sure, well, I'll tell you what I
need. A third party candidate pin. Oh fucking hell, it's a reform
party, Jesse Ventura, two thousand the century, and we're gonna, you
know what, We're gonna shock the world in the year two thousand. I
mean that's not even the gubernatorial one, No, not at all. That's
when he pretended he was gonna run for president. I think Trump was a
two thousand or four party candidate for a for a while too. That's wow,
that's great, that's amazing. What a piece uh has Bro? Has
Bro? Oh, you can tell you can feel the contours. Holy shit,
wow the reveal it's a Hollywood Hogan Hasbro Custom Yeah custom and like really
like the paint job is really it's the uh you know it's it's the original
Hogan with the Gorilla press slam. Yes, but that's a really good paint
job. How they do that a lot of time, a lot of patience,
a lot of pain. It's terrific. Man, that's good ship.
Yeah, like every yeah, every Hogan Hasbro plus, Like that's custom one
and I have the matel one. They did the Mattel nWo one. I
didn't go through the merchandise catalog time. Here. Let's see what we got
in ninety four. Oh, WRESTLMANI the album that, Oh my god,
the what WrestleMania the album? Oh oh yeah, oh no sorry it's yeah
wrestling the album the w Superstars WrestleMania of the album and had a bunch of
different songs and ship on there. Wow that Oh give me this what is
it? Give me either one of those Oh my god, it's the original
Monday Night rod jacket, but one yeah with the the you know, oh
fuck me, that's awesome and the shirt and the hat, the one Vince
McMahon would wear as an announcer. Yep, And this is pretty raw,
is war? Not that Jack? This is five type thing. Look at
this weird macho man shirt like it's like the end of the road because it's
like the last because hey, that's the same m. It's to the m
that you did at the the WCW catalog from nineteen ninety. Yeah. Yeah,
that's curious. So that was I forgot visiting. I forgot they did
this. Oh my god, a whole page of hats. Fuck. Yeah,
I take a picture of that. So good. Oh just look the
Merchise catalog and it's a full selection of has Bros on a full display and
the denim jacket with the cartoons. I remember this. I actually really wanted
this. Oh yeah, the wrestler's drawn up like little uh little yeah,
like south Park like matures. Yeah yeah, I don't understand what this means
Undertaker shirt, dead or alive. It's still what what? Right? Exactly?
Still, it's still what I guess. The body he put in the
ground, the soul for which he dug a hole, I guess. And
then let's see here nine two oh man, be still my heart. He's
a lapsed fan wrestling podcast with Jack and Carnacio and JP Sorrow. He's a
lapsed fan wrestling podcast. Oh Jesus fucking hell. The Holster Rules, yellow
tank with the neckline cut out, the plush hull Coke and Teddy Bear.
This is the sweet Spot Warrior Man. Your page got fucking Legion of Doom
with fucking yeah like Ralph Machio up there, Ralph Machyo wearing the plastic yellowed
shoulder pads for the kiddos. Ralph Macchio man, Randy Savage, Oh oh
this is this is I mean, anyone who has this particular shirt, it's
is a fucking collector's item. The Dragon one Ricky Steamboat a ninety one Dragon
shirt. Amazing. I am I am obsessed. I say I'm obsessed with
everything when I am obsessed with the like you know, tenth eleventh guy in
the Depth Depth chart having a T shirt. Yeah, I'm obsessed with those
shirts. Fucking phenomenal. Wow, great merchandise analogues. Let us right back
where we need to be, all right, we continue. What is this?
It's ah fuck, that's a shoot. I can't see what it is,
but it is. It's. Oh, that's that is phenomenal. It's
an advent calendar in the shape of knocking Tomy Plaza with Ans Gruber falling down.
So you start up here and go all the way down to Christmas every
floor. Yep. And it's a madness that is so fucking cool. Oh
you know it's funny too. So this year my daughter has started to argue
with me about that. She is like Christmas, I heard, it's not
a Christmas movie, and I keep telling her. I say, you know,
the first of all, the director says, it is, which right
there trumps anything else. Yeah, I didn't under the cinemat on that.
Yeah. And then also like you can tell me shit, you know exactly,
So shut the fuck up, will you. It's a fucking Christmas movie.
Oh wow, Oh my god, it's the LGN. Oh shit,
hold it in your hand. Describe the fels. I mean I feel funnier
already, Absolutely, you do. I mean, look at he get thumbs
pointed at himself like he's so fucking amazing. The weight of it. Yep,
there's there is substance here, There is gravitas. Yes, het,
Yes, I got mister Fuji the boss Man, got Bobby the brain gotta
say becoming obsessed with l J. I don't know how it happened, but
all of a sudden, oh, ship, here we go. Oh oh
no, oh no, oh no, what do you want me to say?
Did we not just you got an s N E. S I got
a fucking Genesis and you got Royal Rumble roy Raw? Did we not just
have a little ship fight about whether Hogan was in the s n E.
S One won that? Did you not? Just within moments stick in my
face the cover of the actual fucking game with Hogan on the cover ship?
What the fuck? What the fuck? Six Button Arcade, Pat Sega Genesis
Vintage. That's real, that's fucking legit. I can feel myself executing a
fatality and Mortal Kombat Puppy right now. Oh my god. Forward forward down
A or whatever it was. Forward forward down forward a. That was sub
zero. Oh oh my god, what have I got? Now? I
got a Powertown as well. Let's see Powertown. Let's see, we're gonna
reveal it together. Okay, here it comes right. Oh fucking it's Vern.
I think you have you already had Vern. I did have Vern.
That's okay. Oh double Vern, double brother, Double Vern Brother, double
Biz Life and Death doll got it? Wow, Laverne, So does that
mean you are one hundred and eighty percent? I guess, I guess I
do ship. No one called Greg please? Yeah? Then they make a
Greg one. I noticed good reason were in his fucking rambow gear. Fah,
those are figures man, a very tom. What have we got here?
Uh? Books? Wow? Oh shit, yep, this is fun.
I wonder if we can I can find a ways to use this tales
from development hell the greatest movies never made by David Hughes. I don't know
how we're going to do a cinemat about a movie that wasn't made. Well,
we could talk about if a movie, you know, for example,
if we were ever able to do Lord of the Rings. I don't know
if we can or not. I haven't. I haven't dug into that one
yet. But if Lord of the Rings I could do, I would talk
about the history of Lord of the Rings movies. And apparently John Borman was
supposed to make a Lord of the Rings movie. Wow? Is that right?
Yeah? Maybe because they had that p W I VHS Lords of the
Ring little work. Well, there was the wasn't the Lord of the Ring
Ring? Like the actual ring that that DDP had. He had a Lord
of the Ring ring. That's actually worse somehow, it is worse. What's
that thing the book? Where's the title? Last Action Heroes, the triumphs,
flops and feuds of what Hollywood's Kings of carnage. That's terrific. You
got all the Mommy, you got Schwarzenegger, you got Stallone, you got
Jackie Chan, you got fucking oh, I guess you know, I ever
thought about fucking what's his name? Qualifies because he was the special Enforcer or
the sheriff at Survivor series ninety four. Norris, Yeah, he totally qualified.
Qualifies. Oh my god, there's still more, having like a book
on Christmas, you know, right by the tree. It's like two thirty
the fire. I know what this is. I'm not even gonna fucking heal
off some pages bothering you. There's my Sega Genesis. Oh my gosh,
ridiculous. You get the Neo g O next year. They got to back
up the fucking truck and then have an arcade thing in there. Last one.
Oh, it's another fucking controller. He's such a fucking nut an,
It's a fucking nut. Tom that's an ico. Oh Jesus Christ continues extends
his legendary status to get another TLF Christmas show. Boss Enjoy that bounty will
you? Oh God, I mean Enjoy is not even gonna start to cut
it. Well, you're not worth it, but we'll take it. And
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