Revisiting WCW Nitro 1996 nWo Lawn Dart Rey Mysterio, Iconic nWo Promo, The Giant vs The Hammer, Top 5 Top 5 Lists

The Boys are back. The Deadlock Podcast, episode number one, ninety five,
Tony, Tony, No, I can't believe it either. It doesn't
make that's crazy. Wow, Tony, you're right, I didn't know it
was that either. That doesn't see right. Welcome to it. We're talking
about WCW nitro for July twenty ninth, nineteen ninety six. Yes, of
course, the nWo is running rampant over WCW, and they made sure to
have a fifteen minute backstage from about it that shot five times. Well,
Tony, it's not like the crowd could see anything while they were backstage.
It's the crowd also lets everyone know exactly how it felt during this. But
yeah, the nWo is causing havoc and fucking up the whole show in a
big way here in ninety six. Well, before we get into WCW nitro,
let's go for some updates for this old Deadlock right here. I like,
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Backyard Dogs. Now, if you've never seen this I've never seen this.
I didn't hear about it until the anonymous Boner donor collector let us know about
it. It's a two thousands backyard wrestling movie with Zach the Black Ranger from
Power Rangers, as well as other wrestlers and the and the pretty much that
the Grugs story is that FMW is scouting backyard talent and they have a twenty
thousand dollars main event that they're trying to find who the best backyards are for
their FMW in America tour. Uh and a crazy concept. It is insane.
It is an fucked up movie. It's like, actually FMW, it's
realm. It's actually James, It's two FMW. Yeah, it's insane.
Actually to see like this was filmed in like release and it exists. It's
insane, dude, it really is. There's ms from other wrestlers and it's
god, it's so it's ridiculous. And there's titties. Oh dude right away
too, Like they knew what they were doing. They knew. If you
like everything you heard there and you want to watch that long with us,
it's on the Patreon right now in the ten dollars tier. Also in the
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every day. All right, now it's time for the top five five?
Wow to top fives? What does that mean? Explain? So we're gonna
be telling our top five top fives, like what we would do for this
segment. Our suggestions for what we would have done this week is that?
What is that? What this is yeah right, okay, So like our
top five top five? Oh sure, okay, so this this could set
up our future pretty well here or not and could not at all. I
will be starting Okay, great, I would like we're gonna take turns a
snake style. Yeah right, all right, okay, sure sure, Jake.
So top five top five number one? Gotta go with family guy characters?
Oh yeah, hell yeah, bro, because you gotta you know,
you gotta one. You know, who's a Cleveland guy, Who's a Joe
guy, that's a big you know, backs to situation there. You always
got to figure out between your friends what kind of family guy characters. Obviously
the guy that I am is you don't get to find out here because that's
not the segment you No, it's you know, top five, top five.
So what what what are we looking at for you? Mine is?
I mean this is probably a little obvious. One Mine is top five wrestling
figure lines, which really would also separates a lot here because you know,
a lot of Tony might have grown up with those fucking uh you know,
those l jms, those fucking dog toys. Oh yeah, kenner figures,
right, Ken? Oh my favorite? But not wrestling. I mean,
I guess you could just figure lines. I was saying wrestling, but I
guess it could be at any faure tell me the fat Man wasn't a wrestler.
He could I mean he might have been an FMW pussy for you to
say, sorry, I never watched Star Trek. You weren't you weren't I
was not? All right, well yeah, top five wrestling and or figure
line. I'll I think that could be fair as one. Uh tony,
Okay, all right, Susans who got the two hundred podcast episode coming up?
I figured we just do the top podcast episodes on our own, of
our own fans. Wow, that was not that. I don't want to
say that you took You took a fourth rounder in the first round. I
got was tough. Yeah, well you, I mean you could also take
that, James. And we're not like this is in a draft. This
is just top five, right, No, But I'm saying, you know
you're taking that first round. I just do it. It was just a
softball, you know, right, Okay, maybe yeah, maybe he's starting
slow so you can bring it hot later. It's not the worst. I
mean, I'm sure there's people people would like to know what episodes. Would
the people want to know? Yeah, I think maybe they would. I
think they're probably obvious the ones we laughed on the most. But you know
what, maybe there's some maybe there's some hidden gems on it, you know.
And I'll give him one, you know what, I'll give one away
here, Tony. Uh that the first what was it Chuck on Saturday Night
that nobody listened to? That was the best. I love that episode,
legendary. It was a cult classic, that one. All right, all
right? Number two again, I believe. Yeah, snake style, you're
right? All right, let's hear it. There the top five BILLI Gun
theme songs on my list. Here you are really you know what? Ever,
the first one I thought, there's no ways any worse. But number
two is even worse than that. I respect that Tony's doing snake style.
Oh yeah, I got i. Uh okay, I'll have to go here
with five ways to guarantee a tummy ache? Oh wow, yeah, I
mean that's I've had a lot of I've had a lot. James has secret
ones that I would love people to know about. Yeah, you're gonna worry
about that's what you know? I mean, there's you know there's obviously it's
a lot different because I may or may not be lactose intolerance. So what
might give me a stummy ache might be different from you guys, Tony,
you know, might just have a bunch of commonist belly. It might make
Yeah, that's a tough one, man. Yeah, sometimes you have that,
Tony. Yeah. So for for me, you want to I'm gonna
have to go with best ways to say hello to somebody. Oh so now
it doesn't have to be words. Now. It could be a simple it
could be a hey, how's it going, could be a what's up?
Sure, there's there's actually an unbelievable amount of those. I do like that.
Yeah, absolutely, yeah, yeah, all right, you go again.
Oh good, Okay. Then I'm gonna have to go with things that
happened in two thousand and seven. Top five things. Yeah, in top
five things that happened in two thousand and seven is super solid one. I
have one in my that I'm thinking of right now. Well here, let
me let me just move on from it then, because I guess it's not
I guess it's not. You know, say what answers you would give?
No, because these are potential segments. But The answer was Halo three release.
Come on, I was thinking that you can't give it. I can't
tell you what I was thinking because I'm trying to construct my list here,
but I my my third choice here. It kind of aligns with yours depending
on how you're looking at James top five catastrophic incidents in the world. Oh
yeah, yeah, my number two. Thick of that probably would have to
be much. I would love the toys to Actually, I don't even need
to know rs. I'd love Tony's top on catastrophic world incidents. Yeah,
you know, just and not know. There's sure depending on how that you
know, it depends, you know, how do you view a catastrophic incident.
They could be there's plenty of levels to this stuff. You know,
it's a team Carbon beating Final Boss and Halo. That's the horror of sure.
Yeah, I was thinking, I don't know what you were thinking.
Of course, No, I was agree. I agree. Top five potatoes
or things to do with the potato sides potato things. We talked about this
before. Isn't the Black Player He's got the top five fine meals? No,
we talked about Disney before, like poato chips, French gues. You
know that we talked about this before. Okay, okay, he's not lying,
but you exactly. Johnny was mad because he doesn't eat potato. I
love you, I love potato. Fuck you. Second. Top five potatoes
is how it was. It was never put that way. That's what it
was. That's what it was. Top functions of a potato. It's a
top five potato. Shove them up your ass, take them up your go.
Well, here's my next one. It's my turn. It's my turn,
my fourth. I got number four here. Top five shittiest board games
to play with their families with your daughter. Top five things, Tony logging
off, I'm done. Go shittiest board games was my tabletop? No,
that was the best ones, and you gave yours, and I would like
to give my shties and specifically playing with my family is what I head on
there. Yeah, he's a crazy guy for me. I might to go
number four things named Chris. Wow. Yeah, yeah, you know there's
a good good top five all right, how many chriss you know, Tony?
You know a lot of Chrismas. Oh Chris Danrew do you like about
Chris P. Bacon? Don't forget that guy, you can't. He's unbelievably
unforgettable, and ask, well, I think I have to follow my number
following Yeah, you're fine, right, okay. Top five best foods found
on Walmart shelves in the shoe aisle after someone sides they don't want it.
Wow, yeah, I might. I might have the ballance of that one.
I don't know if I uh, potatoes on there, Tony. You've
seen it, right, You've seen food on the shelves right after they decide
they don't want anymore. This is what is doing. Hamburger end up in
the shoe aisle, though I'm never on the shoe aisle, so I'm always
looking for some bangers, you know what I mean. Sure, okay,
he's looking for food. He's talking about Hamburger back there once, you know,
samburger helpers always on the shelf. Thought, okay, you know what
that? Maybe you know what? Maybe I do have more answers to that
than I thought I did. Exactly a lot to think about. I got
all right, here's my my final one. Top five things to do in
the bathroom. There's many things you can do in the bathroom. There's a
lot, you know, There's depends and depends on how your bathroom is set
up. Maybe you have a biday, maybe you don't, Maybe you know
who knows what you're doing, but you could do. I imagine you can
come up with five things to do in there. I could eat the Hamburger
helper I found on the Walmart shelf in two while. And you could play
your shittiest board game and talk about your favorite catastrophic incidents in the world,
think about with your Boba fed figure. And I could say hello to Sony
walks in and sees me doing it closed. See, I think this one
has a lot of legs, Tony. Your last one, I don't even
know. At this point you have to have a final one, Tony.
This for segment was relying on you know, I got pissed closed out of
the duck. But I will say this top five tweets. He came in
with the banc he he pulled it off a day. We're gonna be twoting
all about w w E. Right, guys, to get my top five
tweets right now, right listen as takes the wind clap of mode. You
solid opening trouble for hashtags backdown. I want more ag styles versus rave stereo
free dlc W clap. But that's not what this segment is. It's top
five top fives, which, uh, you know, those are pretty solid
and those now we have to decide which of those were the top five because
we get fifteen and that is up to you. Yeah, slow clap,
hell yeah, top five slow clap moments right now, right now, five
minutes ago, five minutes ago. The little answer, by the way,
you're right there, right all right now. I was trying to get into
wc W Nitro July twenty ninth, ninety six, time ago. Yeah,
I was three. I was also three. Mm Tony, I was ten.
You're rocking, Tony. You're a Mike Enos guy back then? Do
you remember your right I was not a gun was a Edos guy. What
was the year nineteen ninety six like for Tony? Pizza guy? Playing baseball?
Probably playing baseball? Yeah, big baseball. All right, you were
like a yeah, oh stop, Johnny, I know where your mind's goes.
What I didn't even say nothing, dude. Well, of course,
let's take a look at what was going on in the world of wrestling around
the time via the Wrestling Observer newsletter. Here's the Observer from July twenty nine,
nineteen ninety six and New Japan News. There was an incident on the
tour recently which we don't have that much in the way of details on were
Hawk and Randy Savage got into a fight while on tour. Based on the
stories we've heard, Hawk came out the betther of the two. James,
what do you think they were fighting over here? How many Russet potatoes they
get shown up? Okay, well, I have no more question. In
ECW News, there was a minor incident backstage at the Arena show involving Daz
in nine one one after being choked out. The idea was that nine one
one was going to sell it until they brought out the smelling salts to revive
them. Nine one one ended up getting up too soon, and Daz was
hot about this, yeah, so much so that it ended up that Big
Dick Dudley ended up in the middle of the two to break them up.
This point, there's no plans for nine one one to be brought back,
but he did get a huge pop for his return, so nothing is ets
don't Why do you think he was so angry? James? But if I
had to take a guess it's probably because all the Russi potatoes and that one
happens. The ass fell out, right, that's so embarrassing. Next question,
Uh, the WCW News, the wrestler on the Glacier promos was Ray
Lloyd, an indie wrestler from the Atlanta area who has worked small time local
circuits. That wasn't Ray Lloyd. Blake Beverly is someone else that we'll talk
about later. He also worked for you to be at Vy and the japan
Blood Runs Cold is going to be five or six martial arts guys doing a
martial arts style of wrestling that can only rustle each other. Belser says it
doesn't sound promising, but after seeing the leprechn I figure, any idea can
no longer be the warriors. They yeah, like what fucking nuts? Now
he'll reply in two weeks by an email or facts. I didn't know that
I did this ever happen. There's two I think there's two guys, right,
it's just but yeah, it's just Glacier and moist Mortists. Yeah,
but they're not like, yeah, that's it's not five or six Blood Runs
Cold. Uh? And these are two back to back fun ones here.
Mysterio Junior was scheduled to defend the Cruise Weight title against Brad Armstrong on Nitro,
but again people couldn't figure out scheduling and that Mysterio couldn't make it from
Tokyo to Orlando in one day and being there in time for the show.
Also, John Tenta was scheduled against Bubba all three nights of house Shows,
which was Buil as the main event. They also didn't realize that he could
not get back from Japan in time. It didn't realize that he was booked
in Japan. Uh, so those also did not happen. So they just
keep shipping dudes off the Japan forgetting to bring them back in time. Change.
Well, it's like I was booking that Airbnb a day extra. It's
easy. It's easy mistake to happen here. From The Observer, August fifth,
nineteen ninety six. The outsiders, Uh, this is in regards to
the angle that happens here later, so maybe I'll hold that off the later.
Um. Well. In WWF news, Uh, there is or was
at least tremendous heat on Jim Cornett's coming off the weekend tour, largely due
to a backstage argument that he had with Shawn Michaels here apparently after a match
in Anaheim, they had worked a spot. Sorry, before the match in
Anahm, they worked a spot where Michaels was going to super kick Cornett by
Cornett either tripped or fell down and Michael super kicked air or I guess Michael's
felt Cornette double crossed him on the spot. There were problems already between the
two, stemming from something that apparently happened after the show in Santa Francisco.
Anyway, after they went behind the current ANAHAM, Michaels immediately began yelling at
Cornette after about the spot, and Cornette began yelling back, and it became
a big deal internally, Tony, who side are you on? Probably Sean
Michael is probably rightly ductor sweets and music, I guarantee on purpose, Yeah,
probably, yeah, maybe right. I mean, I've got you know
what sucks is I wish a lot of those like like Hawk and Macho Man
fighting or fucking you know, these two arguing like a lot of if that
happened now, there would at least be footage on someone's camera like this stuff
will never be fucking seen ever, which is a shame, but that is
it. There was really nothing else going on other than the fucking him talking
about the the angle that happens on this nitro here, so we can just
get into the show. All right, Now it's time to get into wc
W nitro here ninety six start off with the Dana at Dan Antony we talked
about every time. This intro is so fucking Is this the coolest intro ever
in terms of like just visually, Yeah, it's just really cool. That's
a tough question to throw out. Sure, I'm thinking about it. Top
five, the one where Austin's walking in the Pirate's going off while he walks
in the building. That one is pretty bad. Why are they fighting?
You think is like russa potato situation or they're fighting over the now I got
more questions. No, this one, This one's probably the coolest. Just
I always think of this scream where it's like, oh on the night,
who is that the giant? Oh? I don't know. I never thought
it was actually screaming. I don't think this time when you when you hear
the scream, oh, maybe it could be, but it's not actually a
scream. I don't think. I think it might be the Giant Scream might
be right, Yeah, maybe right. There's a lot of introns that are
awesome, like because like just because the song, but the song is cool
here and the presentation is fucking cool here, so this is this might be
the best. But regardless, this is I'm not gonna find you on that
shit. You Yeah here, I'm with a brother, I'm with it.
Shavanni as a coin try says are he says, will be Monday, Nitro
ignugs once again, which I didn't. He says that every week. You
think I don't remember that, Yeah, I'm trying it first time, last
time, last time. Chavanni and Zimisco are out here in their Mickey Mouse
polos, which I thought looked adorable because they're at Disney. They are this
is crazy. They're like outside the ticket booth at Disney. That was awesome.
It's cool. Look, it is fucking cool, Tony. And there's
a huge like big WCW letters. Is that just above the ticket booth?
Yeah? Yeah, they got the WCW like across the whole ticket booth,
and they had they brought everything from the actual set so they have the WCW
like truttering with the trust. Yeah. Everything. It looks awesome. Man,
they really set this up very cool. So I looked it up because
I was I was like, there's a lot of fucking people here. But
I'm pretty sure as anything in you know, Disney or around this area,
I'm pretty sure this was. You could get into this with a Disney pass.
That makes sense to me. So yeah, but it looked it was
fucking packed. Savantia Zibisco here standing in front of the crowd to run down
the card, which was a very early to mid nineties thing to do.
The standing in front of the crowd. Vince Love doing a raw too,
as we saw one of the episodes we first rob Yeah what he was ninety
three? Three ninety three? Yeah, wow, I was born that year,
right, guys. I was born the year before that, Tony,
Yeah, right, guys. Rights. Chavanni says, the New World Order
are fucking up all the controls centered trucks. Yeah, more like the New
World odor u U shut the fuck Well, you're gonna love that for the
rest of the fucking show. Tony stubbles out of two. He stumbles every
time. The New World oder W has been mercilessly attacked by Endo for months
now, and Larry Zibisco says, well, the New World Odor, I
don't appreciate them that they will be doomed to repeat it. Yeah, so
here we are an entire rosterful of huge bastards. I mean, look at
look at this is so fucking funny. Look at back at it. Because
you got the Giant, and you got Steiner, and you got both Steiners,
you got Kenny KOs, you got rage, yeah, big everyone does
anyone want to try to stop Scott? Can anyone get this guy? Please
him down? He's wearing fucking black jeans. Please slow him down. They
can't. They can't fucking stop him because he's speaking at a normal speed.
Now he left the w WF and now he's talking regular and that allows him
to move faster. See he was moving moving slowly, Now he's moving fast.
Yeah. See we're not stuck down in the shitty WWF. Right boys
around, Yeah, yeah, I'm doing overhead claps American mill style. Baby
yea. To me, it don't sound like you do with that. To
me, it sounds nefarious. But what is okay? But yeah, Shirvani
shows us a recap of WCW Saturday Night where they sent this footage in which
had the following Lex Luger and Sting on the way to the car in the
parking lot. Just a crazy turn of events. Here they're on the way
to the car in the parking lot in the shadows. It's Hall and Nash
with the camera guy. I think I think they're holding the camera or is
there a camera guy? No, they both are beating right here. They
have to dude from what was that game on the instity for Super Mario sixty
four. The dude follows, you're around in the cloud with the camera.
Yeah, yeah, what's going on? Tell me I'd go the wrong way,
but you're going the wrong way. Don't maybe turn around? I thought
this would up the air. So Luker is uh. He gets asked by
his stage hand to come take a phone call and that it's important. Such
bad timing for staying. Unbelievable timing. This definitely bad timing. This will
actually happen to staying for the next twenty five years. As every time I
remember, there was so many times Sting got attacked in the TNA Impact parking
lot, staying fucking outside. Yet Sting got attacked many times forever saying,
yeah, you know, sometimes you just have a blind spots things. Blind
Spot is getting his ass whooped all the time by cars. Holland Nash are
waiting in the shadows, staying is by himself in the parking lot. Now
as Luger goes to take the call, and then of course Kevin Nash and
Scott Hall attack him. Dude, they whoop his ascid. He's wearing the
khaki shorts. Dug, you can't leave him lighting in the khaki shorts.
That's fucked up. Don't do this to the sting, dude. My favorite
part about this is they beat stings ass. They left and then sent a
VHS to the WCW headquarters and then WCW aired the footage of saying getting watching
they played twice because I think they played on Saturday night as well, so
it was last week on Saturday. Yeah, whatever, that is insane,
man. They also they started like they it's National Hall talking on the top
of the tape and you know you can hear now saying we're the outsiders and
Chovanni is talking over them, so now the weird outsider. Here are the
outsiders. What they're doing, They're explaining everything they're doing. Oh, well,
they're looking for staying here, we're looking for sting. Yeah. Well
I didn't know what they were doing or who they were, so thank you
Chovanni. I thinking the ghackies was the most confusing part to me. They
didn't really explain that very well. Well, guess who else is here?
Who hold on the outsider hold Like it reminds you of the Outsiders. One
time they they're chasing the Steiners in cars and they're filming the whole thing and
someone is in the back seat. It might have been Xbox in the back
seat, I don't remember who it was. Someone someone was filming it and
they've read about the road. The car flipped over and they just like murdered
the stud Rothers and they filmed the whole thing and send it into Nitro and
they played it in their Steiners flipped their car in a chase with the nWo.
Know, the nWo like ran them off the road. They killed the
Steiner. But like they said, they did a Nitro that they aired it,
you know, like they didn't send it to the police and looks like
a car's about to flip. That's a big one right there. For the
Steiners, I wonder if they're okay. They got a japan to work coming
up. Yeah, they came back next week. Yeah, well their flight
back is going to be late because we don't know when. Nitro, sorry
about that. Chivanni says, these guys are cowardly and we've had attacks over
the past couple weeks and it's horrible. But anyway, we have some great
matches this week. You guys don't believe actually this week we're starting off here.
Blake Beverley, dude, this is this is my favorite match of all
time. I think, oh, is this really? This is? What
are your top five top fuzz Listen, I'll talk about this match all day.
I love this fucking match. This I'm gonna tell you this is wrestling
to me. This is uh, it's a true White Boy Summer in ninety
six. This whole show White Boy Summer. This is actually crowd especially so
it's actually Mike Enos. Of course, everybody everybody knows him because he was
with Colonel Rob Parker. Right, Guys Guys like Anis I didn't know that
only because they talked about Sherry Martell kissing dicks later. Yeah, of course
that was a big deal, right, and then Colonel Rob Parker of course
was attacked by the water boy. That's what they say. Yeah, of
course Mike enos mikes who facing of course he's of course facing Hags all Jim
Duggan, Now, can you explain how Mike enos enos Anos looks here?
Because he looks like a few different people. Dude, there's like one specific
guy he looks like. I get looks like, what's just who is?
He? Tell me who he looks like? Because I and I have it
on the tip of my tongue in my mind. He looked like both Stone
Cold and HORIZONI just with hair. He did have the jacket, but he
looks like Chris Masters. He also looked to know who's dude, dude,
Mike, you know's in this juncture? I think he looked like the dude.
Was he in the Longest Yard? The dude that uh with the cross
eyes that plays in the Adam Sandler movies, a non cross version. Yeah,
I think in the longest it was either the Longest Yard or water boyd
I think it was Longest Yard because he was Jonathan Lauren Is that his name?
I think so? I just know Lauren Herold dude, Oh my god,
dude. Facially he looked like Stone Cold to me, but then he
also looked like Chris Master. But he does look like Jonathan Laurens. I
was so blown away when I saw I couldn't like put it together until right
then. But wow, he does like he's in all the movies. That
that's his boy. Man. He lets my boys come with me. That's
like, that's the way it works. Man. I feel like Jim Duggan
has worked for every company we have reviewed. Yeah, dude, and he's
doing the same gimmick every company and it's over. He is always over.
Brother. Well, Mike ame Is is also American, so I'm not really
sure what so I would if you don't mind, I would love to talk
about this match, because yeah, dude, this is uh, this is
I will I will say this much. I'm pretty sure there's like half the
fans can't see the fucking ring. Really was it like the I swear,
I swear the background wasn't like bleachered up. It was like like it was
bleacher right. Yeah, I think it was straight because like a lot of
people were standing side each other on the entrance way, Like at the entrance
way, they went far, they went way right, so they definitely couldn't
see shit unless they moved him up or something. I don't know, I
guess so yeah, maybe people were just taller than you know, true,
yeah, shorter over time. I think so well, I will tell you.
Meltzer said, this is one of the worst matches ever. Oh but
I disagree greatly, and I'll explain why. So these two, these are
two fucking wrestlers. Here. Jim Duggan hacks all of course USA. Mike
ginis formerly Blake of the Beverly Brothers, which most people remember from getting their
asses well by the Steiners, which is based. So they're going back and
forth. We've got some clothes lines here, close lines to the floor,
shoulder tackles. The strength of these two they cannot Nothing is knocking these two
down. They are equals. They are two rough and ready gentleman. That's
what it says. On Mike ganis his jacket says rough and ready. That's
aught. I knew he was rough and red, which is nuts. So
standing in the center of the ring, shoulder tackle stared down, Mike,
you know, throws a shot Jim Duggan's face. He headbutts him and Jim
Duggan he's not taking that shit. He returns one right back to his face,
and then they both started throwing punches and I'm listening to my fucking vine.
This is amazing. Tony Javani's a commentary talking about the nWo. He
says, we're in the midst of intimidation by the New World. Ordering says,
I like to call him the New World Oder. Buddy, we know
we heard you. Trust everyone listening to this with the rust of potato thing.
Look, buddy, we heard you. New World Oh that's what I
like to call him. Dude. Yeah, one boy, he's calling a
hack like a dumb Dinosaurs zone. He's always giving him. Jim. Let
me say this about Jim Duggan. Jim Duggan would have had us if his
gimmick was Jack Torrence from the Shining I feel like he would have That would
have been a beast gimmicks. Every time I look at this fun and freak
of nature. Bad dude, That's what I'm saying. Like this dude was
built for wrestling, you know, look at this dude like he was.
He could definitely do jack towards from sucking the shot. You know, he
could he I know, like we always see him as like the happy go
Lucky or you know, or he's Canadian, one of the two, but
like he was happy then happy go Lucky USA or Happy go Lucky in Canada.
Um, but like yeah, if he did, like I couldn't imagine
him like turning a fucking like being like a evil heel doing the like what
did they call the stair or whatever where like it like it looks down at
his fucking forehead and his eyes are off like the evil stair. Fucked up
with that man, And they could have add a bunch of nails to his
two by four or somew him and he could have killed somebody. Yeah,
like what not somebody would have been crazy called Janie. It would have been
great. Yeah, that's not gonna work for twenty more years on the body
and he's not gonna work ever. All right, look, buddy, we
know we're outside now by the way, shoot headbuts throwing punches legendary be padding
on the floor with the flames on it. Uh, we're not fucking with
that. Mike and Scoop slam Jim Duggan on the floor away from the padding.
It's awesome. We're fighting here. We go back in the ring.
Mike Enos does a running splash in the corner Duggan immediately. This is an
unbelievable sequence. Duggan throws a punch Mike Enos headbuts him in the face again.
Jim Duggan then starts throwing an unbelievable barrage of strikes that I've never seen
before, and then Mike Enos, out of pure rage and anger from being
potatoed, shoot clotheslines Jim Duggan in the face and fucking bumps him. Jim
Duggan did not want to bump here. Mike Enostan works at chin lock for
three three minutes. Of course, he bumps Jim Duggan and then starts doing
diving headbuts to a grounded Jim Duggan's back. This guy gets it. This
guy is pro fucking wrestling to me. Duggan's come back consists of him yelling
no, no, no, and then throwing some punches, whipping Mike Enos
off and doing the craziest shoulder tackle bump to himself ever. They double down.
Uh, Mikey knows shoulder tackle double down? Yes, off of his
shoulder tackle. Shoulder tackle double down correct, Mike Enos whips dugging off,
goes for a back body drop Duggan sunset flip. Not only a sunset flip
Tony, but he whips his ass out. Mikey knows his ass is out
and he falls over. All the while, I'm distracted because a man that
looks exactly like Bam Bam Bigelow is buying at Coca Cola in the front row
from the cocatuer stealing in the front. This match was given an unbelievable amount
of time, but it was worth it, especially for the end here where
the referee is admonishing like Anus for stomping out Jim Duggan in the corner.
And then Jim Duggan he has to do what he has to do to win
because if he doesn't win, he can't feed his family. So he reaches
down into the front of his front of his trunks and he's playing with his
cock and balls, and he pulls out a roll of tape. Yes,
he wraps his fist in tape because back then these were illegal things to do.
See him punk ruined a generation. This used to be a gimmick.
It was a scimpulations in his cock. He just keeps. Of course,
you never know when you have to tape your fist tonty and knock a guy
out. And that's what he did here to Mike Enos, and he pinned
them and that was of course the pet Boys Powerpin of the week. They
say, they say a commentary, they're like, it's on illegal if you
do it before you get in the vets. The ref didn't see it,
so it must have been illegal in reps. He's like wave of the tapers
attached to his friend. Right week for me, that Boys Powerpin of the
week. It's Monday. But I I thoroughly enjoyed this match and I I
hope we get to watch more Mike Enos than in our future. You know
this match only will I. But I felt it was I was forever.
I don't know, I was so tapped in they had me move James.
Yeah, man, I hear you man, uh yeah, yeah for sure,
and you know yeah man, it was bro yeah man, it was
a great with me. Thank you for me only you're right, you're right,
you're right. But it's not Blake Beverly's Mikey knows and that's what he
gets. It's even better. But I will say this much. The pet
Boys Power Peiner of the Week is on Monday. Gotta be the craziest thing
you've ever seen in my life. We should boot the pet Boys, I
would say this much. They used that Pet Boys Power Peer of the Week.
So you get mean Gene in the ring so you can try to make
a bad Apple analogy and then it doesn't work. Pop shit, I'll let
you do that. Jim Duggan guts a little promo here. He's talking about
Hull cooked. Of course. Uh. First of all, the way mean
Gene immediately admonishes hags off is a well coming off a victory, highly questionable.
But we have other things to talk about. Jim, fuck you man,
So what do you think of the new World Order? And Jim Duggins
is hulk What have you done? Not just your friends or your countrymen,
but your fans, the young kids that look up to you. They believed
in Hulkster. Because I've been with you for almost twenty years. I've gone
to make a wish, I've gone to the Special Olympics. I know what's
in your heart. So what's wrong with you? Huck? The first words
my oldest spoke was Hulkster, damn that's not that's gonna be my story too.
Dug going to make a wish. His best Olympics are like crazy run
spots. I can't believe. Go somewhere else but that. Yeah, there
was my oldest duggins is. I got a look her in the eye and
tell her what kind of man you are, Hulkster. You're a great technical
wrestler, but I don't want to wrestle you. I want to beat you
up a lot. And then then James Well pulls it all together here and
what does he say? Do you know? I do know that he tried
to make a bad apples analogy. That's what it was supposed to be.
Crowd would rather hit USA. It did really work. That's because I don't
think we can use this analogy. But you know, you take a good
apple, you put it into a bad into bad apples, USA, USA,
US, and well enough USA, you take a good apple and good
apples. Yeah, the fool can't be fooled. A get that's real.
Fool me once fucking give me an apples. Even Ducky gets behind him,
jaels like I couldn't believe how badly Jing fucked that up. It's because he
was free. You couldn't even hear himself talking over the right. You put
it into a fucking that's gonna you take a good potato to get your ass.
All right, Sometimes there are you know. But now it's time for
the macho man commercial. Sim Jim Brother Jims a couple of those basket dizzy
James Storm Beer Storm beer right of course, all right, all right,
guys, gets it. By the way, before that, they showed the
Horseman. I guess the Horseman was supposed to have a six man tag last
week, but they didn't show up. They will, we'll Flare didn't show
up at least, and they show a shot of arn Anderson staring directly into
the fucking limbo, just staring in there. Look you can't see it.
They thinks Flair is still in there to this day. Well, guys,
you can tune into w c W surday night. Do you see a robot
being worked on? His arm will be fixed six or five day on TBS.
You weren't fight on for that card? Um well, they didn't show
any card on the screen. All the show was the robot being worked on.
That's true. Words, five matches for you, James Chavo Guerrero Junior
versus Rick Flair. Okay, Crispin Wall versus Randy Savage. And get this,
the Giant takes on Brian Knobs, not Mikenos. Sadly, if it
was Mikeinos, you would have known about it. It would have been good.
It would have been amazing. They would have shot on each other.
Sick. Yeah, the white boys would be out cooking. But now it's
time actually for the ultimate group of white boys. It is the Four Horsemen
versus Macho Man Sting and Lex Luger. Yes, uh, and this is
uh, this is the longest match in TV stree. I love I love
nineties six W c W because everyone in the crowd is so like, they're
so yeah dude, they all throw up the four and it's also mean.
The way they throw it up is so fucking like yeah, vicious with mere
man like you know what I mean. We're not nor anywhere in North Carolina.
Four yeah, Well, the Four Horsemen are by the way, just
everybody knows. The people that come out here with the Four Horsemen are Deborah
Liz Woman, crisp and Waw, Steve Manga, McMichael, and Rick Flair,
Deborah Woman and Miss Elizabeth are like unbelievable honeys that I love that.
They definitely politic to get all the most beautiful women into the four. Debor
come out with the hands up, came out stair stair like Patrick Star show
is crazy doing it like the four. She has her hands like, shegether
like the Yeah, that's crazy, man, you can't count it. Sorry,
you don't need to. Yeah, we got other people to count in
this group. You don't worry about and we have to worry about the New
World odors. So sick. Of course A Anderson's not here because he's facing
the Giant later on this telecast. No, he's still looking in the limo.
He's trying to Claire's on TV, still looking forward. So this is
a crazy turn of events here. So they all just started attacking each other.
This is awesome, right, and then they go to commercial. Glacier
is coming, Glacier here's going nuts. Look please go X games. Look
at he's crazy. Oh my god. They even got the undershot, Like
when the Power Ranger uced to do a jump kick, it's like that has
been I'm really surprised they didn't try to do like a Power Rangers dude,
like they decided to go like the Mortal Kombat route, Like, you're right,
I'm really surprised with especially ninety six was for Rangers. Yeah, so
I'm kind of surprised by that. But he does come back from commercial and
all that sweet brawling. It doesn't matter because now we're resetting and during the
corners, dude, yeah, they're just in corners and we're just having a
match now. I was like, oh, man, I was hoping they're
just like brawl and the match good thrown out and then the nWo would do
something fucked up. That's what I was hoping for. But no, we
get long long. It's actually twice as long as the Mike Enos and Jim
Dugan really and not nearly as good. If you can't have a good match
in seven, brother, you can't have a good matches to him, all
right, that's just the way. Goddamn. At one point, there's a
couple of funny things. There's sting bumps flare to the floor. Macho Man
immediately starts whooping, flares ass on the floor and throws him into what they
call the VIP catering, which just looked like a table with a bunch of
fruit on it. I'm not or what was going on there for the boys
Disney. No, no, you give you pay VIP and then you get
fruit that front row. You get to throw it the wrestlers when they saw
tomatoes to a table, you get a couple of bad apples over there.
Damn, Tony, you're right, that's a real right new odor. Right,
he says probably a hundred times over the entire fucking match he talks about,
dude, New world odor and a hog wild. I was dying laughing
this whole fucking match. Dude. Also, by the way, like these
fucking guys, these six guys couldn't beat the fuck out of the end of
w O. They couldn't happen. Dude, you're right, you're not beating
up medium sized maang happen. They have baseball bats. How could we ever
possibly fight these bat one baseball bat? I'm sorry, you're right, Well,
it could be four, depending on who you ask. Four. That's
real. That's your there. Pissed off, I pissed off, and I'm
fucking loaded. Horsemen Flare must be in this limbo, I promise, so,
I mean, yeah, they do go a long time here in this
match. Um, yeah, so, I mean, but it may it
makes sense. They're like, you know, six of the biggest stars in
this company, if not these six biggest stars in the cone up to this
point. Um, but Sting throwst they do the classic stuff. Sting throws
Flared to the corner, he flares over gets yeah, fucking mother eff and
bomb Sting game. Dude, Flair takes a bunch of those in this match.
It just like everybody gets the mother fff and bomb on Flair. That's
like one of his favorite bumps. He takes them on his hip. Tony
explained that because it was his fucking car crash. I learned it from Tony
plane crash plane crash crash, crashing a plane at a bad hip. He
just good idea crazy that like he Flair always had his bumps, like no
matter who he was facing. But at the time it made sense. Everyone
doing the mother eff and bomb made sense. Like it didn't even get He
didn't even consider not doing that bump. It's like, okay, I just
have to learn a new way to take this ball. He could just not
do that. These are the bumps he's taken every match. I mean,
I guess after this point most people are d wrestled just like that, like
that whenever they wrestled, Flair like he had his bumps that he would take
and then like other than that, he was just selling. Yeah, it's
crazy. Flair points to h miss Liz on the outside and then goes out
and kisses are on the fucking lips. You're one of my least favorite gyms.
Now I'm gonna kick your ask for it. So Luger and Mongo,
this insane Luger and Mongo get in the ring and they have a fucking Hogan
rock standoff at Disney MGM Studios and Florida. In the back, they go
for a double shoulder tackle. Of course, big guys stuff. I guess
Mongo doesn't exactly know what his shoulder tackle is, so he elbows the dog.
Shit likes Luger man, and that tell me Mango from the Bears I've
been doing to tackle. Yeah, doctor Death is disgusted brs. Mango doesn't
know well. Luca throws Mango off an Irish whip. Mango forgets how to
run and then eats ships. I saw that Mongo was trained to run the
robes because every time he's he always runs like that. Fucked up, dude,
he was sabotage. Fuck you guys. Br dude, that was his
that was Mongo's whole match was blowing up. That's his spot. That's his
spot, that's his flair spots, flare spot. That ship is so funny.
It was like, probably should shut down your fucking neighborhoods. And that'd
be crazy if there was a huge storm that knocked all our shit off and
like a Russell Potato or something. We know, we know the old odor,
buddy, we know. We gotta go back in time where Tony hated
this again, God damn it. Speaking of the six man tag, Crispin
wa comes in and immediately starts whooping Lex Luger's ass. He's kicking ass right
now. He's just stopping him out in the corner. Was crazy. I
was actually unsure of what was going on here because he fucking lights Luca up
in the corner with shops stuff, and like Luger is like staring at him
like he wants to no sell it and like you know, man up on
him, but ben Wah will not stop, and then he starts stomping him
and Lucas staring at him like wanting so crazy that's like the craziest stops ever
too. He just went in on that. Yeah, he's the only dude
in the match, throwing shit like and then Macho Man gets in Glomb has
been wa from behind, and I swear Ben Wall didn't know it was coming
because he shoot tries to double leg Macho and I think they actually like fight.
I think so the breakfast to get down and like kind of fucking kind
of wrestle wrestlings missus, like when you have those moments man, where you
know that's where the god every Betho show had a moment where it's like the
dude, I guarantee they didn't call anything in the bad let's just go and
then there's no way they called anything here, but we'll put Sting in a
lion Tabor on what happened is Matro Pribe called everything in this match that nobody
remembered any of it, and then Ben Wallas like what the hell going on?
The Wall was confused and Matu's pissed that he forgot his spots. So
real, they have this superplex that comes out with Sting and Flair, and
they have this camera shot of the superplex where they get right underneath them,
and because they're outside, it shows like the night sky, so it looks
like stings like superplexing um from the sky. It looks incredible, I think,
David, I think Chavanni even says it's so superplex for the heavens.
Yeah, awesome. Ben Wall then locks in the line Craig said it but
it does Garly does Jark even work here yet? What's the nineties ecw?
He might have been easy. We just stole that ship from his hand.
Tour definitely do each other. He's not coming here or whatever. He definitely
knew each other. Flare and Sting faced off, and then Chevanni says,
Jimmy Hard is running up. What didn't help, daddy? Oh what did
you start to? Back outside on the back. Jimmy Hard comes out and
has to take the main roamer camera guide to the back. There's nobody else
he could have gotten here. He has to steal the cameraman, and the
cameraman goes. He goes to the question, though, why why get the
cameraman? Why not the security that was ringside, that supposed to keep the
endw out? Why the cameraman? Well, because of course the New World
odor are for the cameras. Yeah, they'll leave if there's a camera.
Yeah, they don't want to arrested by the cops. Get out of here.
So yeah, Jimmy Hart steals the camera guy from ringside in the middle
of a fourteen minute six man tag, which I'm sure they're all very happy
about it. Halfway through, Crispin way Man was definitely unhappy. I had
a lot of spots to the left. Well, the outsiders are back there
apparently, and they're beating up one of Jimmy Hart's teams, one of many.
Jimmy Hart also, uh so it's weird, like they Jimmy Hart gets
the camera, got to go back there, but then Jimmy Hart jumps up
and down on the apron and the ropes for three minutes to try to get
everyone else's attention. So they'll also go to the back, So we don't
see what happens in the back until Luger and them go So, like,
I don't know why we never like why the cameraman took so long to get
back there? Oh yeah, well I mean he needed You know, the
caraman is not going to stop these two dudes, right, So it's like
comen, They're not going to attack him. I guess they could take the
um but yeah, so any teams and farming teams he does. He has
like a hundred. He comes out like every match here, Yeah, you're
right. Camera cuts backstage and Hall and Nash are at a control center truck
with a baseball bat and Marcus Bagwell is on the ground. No, he's
been jumped. Anderson also on the ground by the way. Next, like
a little couple feet away from the next up. Aren't they attacked Marcus Bagwell?
Both guys were in announced matches for tonight, so they are ruining the
fucking card. Then the hero are they all around the control truck? By
the way? Why what is that? Maybe like as a dressing room because
they were an MGM. That might have been like that's where the dudes do.
They're so much right, Fellas so much right now, Sony so much?
Well the hero, that's a deep cut. Scotty Riggs is here.
He comes out of the trailer. They're like funneling out of the trailer like
it's a Royal Rumble entrance in a video game because they're off Terrance so much.
Scotti comes out and he could not believe what he sees. He's like
going on, Marcus. Stop. He stops, looks the floor, Marcus,
which gives Scott. He's like frozen in time, and it gives Scott.
Scott Hall has enough time to stare at him, turn around, pick
up a bucket and a niling him in the head with it. He just
goes gets a buget because it wasn't worth it. He had to use something
shittier on that's worth I thought it was a water jugget. That's all water
jugs. Hit him with a fucking huge water jug bucket. It probably makes
more sense than a big as water with her pissing, there's my piss all
on that one piss jug crazy. Yes, Ray, mysterio just finished Pete
in those jugs and he is now on top of the Control Center truck.
He's on the railing to deal with that. He's doing He's doing things West
Coast. Pop off the top. He's gotta stop the fucking nWo man.
He jumps off his railing and then Kevin Nast catches him. I said,
oh no. Kevin Nash then loads him up and lawn darts him in the
side of the trailer, makes a big noise. Do It's awesome. It's
like an iconic shot. Yeah, because he is the only shot they use
the nWo. You're right on everything they use from the nWo during the early
days are this show. They showed that that segment, and they showed the
promo that they cut later. Yeah, you're right, you're right. We'll
haul and Nash leaving a limousine but off camera, man of them, You've
ruined my spots fourteen minutes. Watch him jumps on top of the limo.
The limo drives away, and watch the man's just on top of the limo.
They just go. I was really hoping they would show like an overhead
helicopter shot of this limo with Macho Man just going down the fucking Yeah.
But Macho is trying to grab into the sun roof. That was funny.
Yeah, and they he drives like we don't. I don't know what happens
because they drive off with him like the golf screen driving off and Macho Man
is still trying to get them. I like that. I thought this was
well done. This is awesome. Uh, Mongo is is here by the
way, and he's screaming outside. Guys. I can't believe it. They've
only been warned all night the security ball over the place. Dude, I
love that. That Savani at the top of the show goes, they've been
fucking they've been targeting our control center trucks or go backstage and they're at the
control center truck keeping anybody as this. Oh my god, that is what
Mango is for real. This can't go on. J Dude, Mango by
the way. Here it looks like a big ass, franky Kazarian, especially
from from a movie we just watched. Oh I love that movie too that
we watched it about that uh somebody. Yeah, so they call for an
ambulance. Stingers there. He's tending to Marcus Bagwell, who they say later
on is his close friend. He looks at it and he says, anyone
happened and he's like talking array and Sting looks and he says, what's he
saying speaking English? Don't about that, buddy, But yeah, everyone's freaking
out. Um. I assumed that this shot wouldn't last so long. I
didn't know it was twenty more minutes of this. Yeah, I didn't either,
but I guess it makes sense, like to make it real, right,
and especially during this period, you look at a ninety six raw compared
to this, this is like, oh my god, they we're still doing
cartoons over there. This is not Yeah, well, Eric Bischoff will let
you know that surrounding people that lived in the area actually called nine one one.
Whether you want to believe that or not, I don't. Probably I
would probably believe it. I mean, I mean, this is pretty pretty
I guess the people in the stands were like, what is this fucking wrestling?
I don't know what wrestling is. They're called nine one one. The
kids are there, they want to see Mickey Miles. They seeing fucking macho
man top of the limo drip all the American males. Males, How could
this happens the control truck. It looks like they'll probably be by the control
truck. I guess at the control truck here they are Marcus. So they're
putting the ray in the American males on the on gurneys and putting him in
the ambulances. At this point, now forever to do this though, this
is not like in succession. There is at least two to three segs after
this. Oh yeah, everyone has gone. It's got to be late.
Where at like the thirty minute mark when this probably happened, and I think
it wasn't until the hour mark that we moved at least forty five. I
feel like they take don't they take a commercial break or do they feel like
they do? And then they come back and then they're just recapping. Oh
yeah, it's definitely through a seg right. Yeah, so yeah, there's
a fire truck that pulls up here. Uh fucking arn Is. They show
a shot of of woman. She's like cradling arn and Arns holding his arm
arm arm, and then it's just there's a glimpse of Rick Flaire's ass and
he's holding his head like right in front like nine mother effing bobs. So
he's five fucking trying to walk. They didn't put him in the ambulance.
But you know what's crazy here, by the way, um, is that
they took off Ray Junior's mask. Ray by the way, speaking of Ray
is yelling quatro quatro, and he says, we mean there's four four,
there's only three outsiders. So for the next fifteen and twenty minutes is them
trying to figure out why Rave Mysterio keeps insisting that there was four people and
that he's a crazy person for this. Well, you know quatro does mean
for none no U. Yeah, so this is like literally probably you know,
they talk about you. They always talk about it. I guess when
you look back at it about how groundbreaking this was, but it really was
so like it was you get to see this backstage thing that just happened.
They get away in the limit with mantament on top of it. Yes,
you get to see all I mean, there's a ton of wrestlers. It's
like pretty much all the guys like right there, Like the whole card is
there, I mean the card that they thought and they make it. It
legitimately feels like if you were watching at the time, it's probably crazy because
it legitimately feels like the nWo just took out the like they knew that they
said the card at the top NBO just took out all the guys that everyone
was expecting to be in matches and now what the fuck do you do?
Yeah, absolutely, that's exactly what happened. I love the way they sold
this too, because they take okay, so everyone gets into the ambulances and
all that stuff like that. Um, it cuts back to ringside and Eric
Bischoff is now here with Heenan because they were going to take over for hour
or two of right, tro of course, to do commentary. But Heenan
says to Eric, you know, he said, I want to talk to
you face to face, man to man. You know, I'm not doing
any commentary now, I got you. No way, it's not an interview.
It's not a wrestling interview. I'm talking to you. Yeah, he
say, it's not worth being out here if I'm gonna get crippled by a
bunch of guys that don't even work here. Yeah, um, which is
you know, Okay, I hear you. It's fucking awesome. Yeah,
And going back to you talking about so Yeah, they load Ray up on
a stretcher. Yeah, they they take his mask off, and Shivanni's like,
this is unheard of in Mexico. The mass wrestlers are legends and they
never seen without their mask. In my mind, they just did it.
Great, Yeah, take his mask off and they do. And then fucking
man and Ben wasst aren't arguing. They just start They're gonna shoot fight back.
They're just arguing and mangoes and there is a time and a place.
Look at this putting the bodies off. Look at this and then Jimmy Hart
Meng's yelling stuff man also by the way, one of Jimmy Hart's many to
tag team of course. I mean, yeah, that man was probably making
so much money. Is in every fucking segment on the show, and he
was doing the music for the show. Yeah, that's unreal. Man,
he was gonna get his fucking hustler bro Ha hustler um, which is so
funny having him later on talking a little bit a little later, but um,
you know, we're in the middle of probably the more one of the
more legendary segments in WCW history, you know, um, which is pretty
unreal to see back and all that stuff, especially because I never realized that,
um, this went so long. Like that's what I was just want
to say, like you said earlier, I just said now, like I
had no fucking idea, like I but I guess maybe because I've only seen
again through the years through like you know, recaps and stuff talking about it,
right, right exactly, yeah, somebody right, yes, And like
even Meltzer said, he was like, this wasn't great for ratings, you
know, because people were like, oh fucking I definitely see people wanted to
two now as is going on, He said it wasn't great for ratings,
but he said this probably is one of the like best angles they've done,
and I bet it pays off, Like he says, I'm sure this will
pay off for the pay per views. He has a faith in WCW at
this point. That crazy. Yeah, yeah, yeah, you're right,
he says. He's you know, I'm interesting, and I believe you know
that the hype and the talk about this will like you know, help them
for the pay per view on whatever data was, it was hog wild.
It is insane fucking um. Yeah, that's where Hollywood Hugan beats the Giant.
Yeah, that's right, and the booty Man comes to their ringing w
shirt that right, Yeah yeah, okay, yeah, I think that's where
they spray painted um the nWo on the wild. Sure it's a very big
time for them right here, like y, yeah, this is ant hog
Wild is a very big time for them. That happens at a hog The
first time he spray paints the belt is a hog wild? Yeah yeah,
with the booty man carrying a birthday cake. Dude, I don't remember that
at all. Yeah, they attacked the booty man of course. Fun.
Yeah, but yeah, so he didn't. He comes to talk to Eric.
He says, look, man, I'm not gonna fucking die out here
for this. This is not worth it. Bishop says, well, I
can't promise you anything. So he didn't just walks away. He just says,
all right, well, I'm not gonna do it. He didn' pretty
much can you guarant like, can you can you guarantee me that I physically
won't be hurting? Bishop said, I can't guarantee you anything. You do
what you gotta do. And he said, oh, I'm out there.
Yeah, I'm getting out of here. I'm not gonna argue with you.
Do we gotta do. I'm gonna need some help here though, boys.
And he's talking to Trevanni and Zibisco of course, and she's like, we
listen, we still got to get the show going. And she says,
well, the American males were up next, and Bishos says, well,
we're gonna have to go to the standby matches that we usually have. You
have standby matches. That's awesome, Yeah, that is very cool. That
is what a great caveau thing that we just have standby matches. Yeah,
they even announced it later. This is a standby match. They didn't have
to do that. Well, of course there's no screens here or anything.
So the crowd after sitting around for fifteen to twenty minutes, is restless.
So Bishop's trying to sell this is you know, the comments are trying to
sell this is a big emotional thing, like, oh fuck, we're in
ruin and all you hear is aoring, boring stop fuck. Well you guys
might think that way. It's because you can't see what's going on behind the
scenes right now. Yeah, they don't understand. They don't get to the
park and come back after this boring shit's over, and can I do that
the minutes like there's nothing going on, and for some reason they didn't like
go in the ring and be like, hey, uh, the nWo just
fucking killed the Americans everyone ver Sea was long done on Troy Real. Kevin
Nash has attacked Mickey Mouse Goofy the Dog. Goofy the dog has been compromised,
but Scott stop size me has killed the dog. Kill the dog.
Rick dog is here. His name is Goofy. Goofy the Dog has been
compromised. They got the goof Trooper. They're just naming fucking Disney products.
You killed in the ring right now? Boring, shot the fuck up?
They have what is this a beauty word? Now they killed Mickey Mouse,
Mickey Nose has died. Shot the four where's Tolly oh Man? Yeah,
that's that's a Disney crowd, right, So historically one of the tougher crowds,
Big Marley fuck smarks out in Disney marks you fucking bastards. So yeah,
they say boring, and b says, okay, well, that's just
what you think. And sometimes there's apples that I got start with them for
you. You know. Of course at Disney at nighttime, fireworks go off
for like the end of the park day, which is hilarious because they go
off for the next fifteen to twenty minutes. This is a big emotional seat,
are you Well, that's just what you think, all right, I
guess I'll move on. I'm sorry about that. Yeah. So now it's
time for the standby match of the Steiner Brothers versus High VAULTA. Yeah,
Robbie Rage, Robbie Rage. The construction workers win again. Man, this
is a good night. Man. If you got soft hands. You won't
like his show, I'll tell you that much. Shut. The Steiners come
out, and I'm like, what is fucking sting coming out again? But
I forgot how very similar their songs are. Ye well, Rick Steiner and
Scott Steiner are bad. Rick Steiner, dude, Rick Steiner is like having
PTSD or something. He can't stop looking behind him. It's the fireworks,
man, they got to him. He's in the war. He was the
Star Wars happening. Shut. Oh my god, it looks like the roster
is being drafted into the Star War. Shut bar American males, American man,
it looks like we have what did what did you? Calling him the
New World Odor? Yeah, this crowd is full of smarts. Look at
God that there. I like that smarks. I got the got damn Mickey
Smarks, dripping, dripping with goofy juice all. I've got Raymonsterio Junior shirts
on, Crispin wash shirts on, I got the Mickeys joints one Dragon.
He already started drafting, writing in his notebook that Chrispin wa Chris Jerks ship.
That's so crazy. Yeah, you like he like sends a message out
in the fucking Jericho just shit, the fucking you'll have to do that.
I wouldn't fight back, super liar. Shut the fuck up, dude,
Kenny Chaos like, just like Josh, Dude, that's that's crazy. Yeah.
Well, they they're here to work tonight because they might have a chance
because the Steiner brothers are scared of the fireworks. So at one point,
Kenny Chaos is beating he's getting no sorry Robbie Rage, I think it is
one of them is getting heat on rig Steiner. Rick Steiner is trying to
sell while also trying to sell that he's looking backstage like they must have drilln
his head. Hey, you have to fucking seem concerned here, and Rick
Steiner took that as I have to keep looking at this. Yeah. I
love that the Steiners were real nervous about this, and then like High Vulture
said, we're gonna kick your ass. I don't give a funk. Ye
yeah, fuck you guys. Man. Probably Rags is a sweet diving shoulder
tackle off the top, which I was like, oh, this is sick
um. By the way, the fireworks are going off the entirety of this
match. Yeah, man, fuck um. Of course Kenny Chaos hits a
bunch of his signture moves like the punch and punch and also a signature of
getting hit with all of Scotsteiners off Scott Steer grabs his ass. It's with
the Steiner screwdriver crazy style. By Was this the first time he did it?
Here? Might be the first time in America? Did it? Yeah?
Sorry, that's what I meant. I'm sorry America, by Driver,
they dragged Mickey's corps out boole first time in America, Buddy, Okay,
well that's just your opinion. Man. Dude, Scott does all this shit's
the tilt World Slam with the yeah fucking pump arm gimmick double underhook Slam and
then dude, this screwdriver is fucking insane. This is insane. Like I
don't know if like he just said he was gonna do it and he didn't
tell fucking Robbie Rage how to take it, because it looks like he paralyzes
it. Is awesome. This is well, I mean, you know he
does use it for like he's introduced it before, um, but not in
America, And like I think it's because no one in America wanted to take
it legit. I genuinely believe like he was like they were probably looking for
like more like a push. They were looking for a push or a longer
term deal, and like getting on the right side of the Diners was probably
fucking moved to do that. So he was like, I have this fucking
move where I kill you for real, and he goes, you know what,
dude, go for it, dude. High Voltage were fucking down for
that shit. Man. They would take anything. That's why I like these
guys. Yeah, Kenny Kaos, fucking Robbie Raizio. Could you add like
these are the duds, those are the boys, those are the boys.
They should have been in the end of it. They were like the Steiners,
like they could have been like the Signers understudy. Really I means,
yeah, that was and they look great and Kenny Kaos did the punch that
was one of his bigger moves. High Voltage were made by Finster in a
fucking lab to fight their Sers. That show was as hell. They came
out so awesome. Yeah, you have to see this fucking screwdriver it is.
Can't you even care because there's a board of like they've seen it a
million times in Japan? Yeah, yeah, of course, um. But
yeah. So next up, of course, to uh follow up the Steiner
Screwdriver finish is Big Bubba versus Eddie Guerrero in the longest match of all the
time, crazy long. They also finally they showed the ambulance taking the rest
of the bodies that were in the back to the hospital. It has been
like a half hour. It was lying on the floor waiting for more time
to get the ambulance. I can only imagine how hard it Disney an ambulance
in the Disney and then out of Disney. It's probably not easy. They
were well, actually, from what I read it was it was pretty easy.
Actually they had to use it was super easy. But the problem is
Tony, is that they had to use a ton of his amuleances for Goofy,
Dicky Mouse, the rest of the troop. Many. Yeah, they
all got this ship packed up before they got to the They had they didn't
have that because they knew nobody would care about that. Tony. That's on
Saturday night. You got a tune in for that, Yeah, make sure
you don't miss that. It's standby contest is scheduled for one fall and it's
Big Bubba with Jimmy Hart Bros. Eddie, great Bro. Big Bubba looks
fucked up, man, he does look up. Was this pyro back to
the WWF. Now this guy's gotta get out of here. Bro, you
put on a big blue outfit. Now get your ass over there. Bros.
He's got Jimmy hard too. One of the many Bishop says, we
gotta take a quick break. Come on, Eddie, show us what you
got, and Larry's Bisco just before the commercial says New World Odor, it's
legit. It's legit, like dipping to Black New World. Yeah, well
he's got something. He's gonna do his bit. Did you say it?
Nobody reacts, so you just say it, louder, that's what he's doing.
Yeah, I've had to deal with that recently. So, uh,
this match sucks. Holy shit, dude. They have they eat on heat,
on heat, on heat. They give this match twelve minutes. Big
Bubba has maybe four minutes worth of anything to do, and he has ten
minutes of heat. Dude. It's un fucking real. Every time Eddie does
anything, he just fucking cuts him off. I wrote down plus ten plus
ten plus ten, God damn it. Man, fucking send his ass back
to the now this guy, it's not working man, like, this is
rough bro. He finally hits a tornado DDT. Then Jimmy Hart distracts the
ref uh Eddie gets fucking launched over Bubba's head to the second rope. Jimmy
then throws the megaphone to Big Bubba. Big Bubba's a big idiot and can't
fucking grab the fucking thing, so any Sunset flips him from the apron into
the ring, rolls him up and went, Ohlee would waste of fucking time.
Oh Lee, Yeah, this is rough man, Big Bubba. I
think Big Bubba joins the n W and they beat him up like a three
seconds later after he joins. He does join the NWS for like a minute
and then they beat him up right away. I think whole good immediately turns
out him like right after you, Joe. He's probably immediate or this guy's
a fucking GIBRONI Baba killed Winnie the Pooh, Big Bumba should go russell all
snow, dude, Big Babba did he kill him the poo? He had
nothing to do with his ankle, Like he just saw the NW killing all
the characters, so he's like, I don't think I could kill one to
get away with it and kill away the Pooh commentary, the nWo jumped Big
Babba, Yeah, like last week doing it? Yeah, jump him every
week. Ozzie's a biscuits should have jumped and stopped this match. The New
World Oder. Yeah. Yeah. So it goes to commercial. Uh and
of course for the very first time ever, is this the first one?
This is the first one ever. He goes to commercial and it comes back
and it says the following announcement has been paid for by the New World Odor.
So I believe the story was at least Nash tells it that they did
these promos and like Nash and Hall were like, this is not gonna fucking
work because Hogan won't drop the fucking state. Yeah yeah, yeah, he's
still like vitamin and fucking say your prayers out and like they're like, holy
shit, this is not gonna fucking work. This is dead. And then
whoever edited he said, I'll fucking make it work, and he fucking did
that. Guy saved this whole thing. Yeah, man, that's so,
because you can tell here that Hogan is still super Hogan down. He never
loses that either. No, he's doing the fucking back and forth thing.
What was the thing he said that was like a rhyme, a nursery rhyme.
Oh uh well, I have a bunch of shit down here, so
yeah, I'll tell you exact part where. Okay, Hogan, Well he
started, it's a tough job, dude, but somebody's got to do it.
You talk about the money, you talk about beating people up. Well,
it's the New World Order, and I hope it's okay. He says
this so much. I hope it's okay. He won't stop with this.
Hope it's okay because there's nothing you could do about it. Uh, Nash
says some shit. They both fucking you know, talk about the nWo.
Hall says, this thing us the nWo. We're new, we're taking over
World Championship Wrestling, and we're giving all the order. Doe they I have.
I fucking hate that far because they like what he says. New it
shows like the end from the nWo and order they were explaining it, dude.
Just well, I had my fucking checkbox here to give fucking Scott Hall
a strike. But I think he was okay at this. He was awesome.
He taught normal speed that things to say. Yeah, he always wanted
to remove the strike from the WWF away. It was so bad that I
we can't. Yeah, maybe Razor and Scott hard different. He's Hee Hall
in the back. Here he's chopping down and the giant I think in the
back although he's shopping down the mount. Uh fucking Hogan says, it's a
new way. Is that okay? Fuck? That's right? Well? Is
he just me? All right? Did you right there with a crayon?
You know, billionaire Ted, with all the Ted's horses and all the Ted's
men, you're not gonna be able to put w c W back together again
with all the Ted's men and all the horses and the money. And he's
like doing the exact fucking Hogan to my man, back and forth, fucking
left or right back to center. Hogan ship. I was like, oh
my god, are you ever gonna put the I was like, oh,
here it goes, humpty dumpty. Crazy man. Hall says, uh,
I see it like this. Everybody wants to know who's next. Look at
the third man we delivered. Everyone wants to know who's gonna be four or
five. And Hall's trying to cut this cool promo and Hogan's behind him going
right, yeah, that's real man. Hall says, these of me guys
staying legs, they got soft they living in billionaire Ted's County Club. We
gotta fight, scratch and call for everything we got in boys, we want
you, And that says the whole world wants to know one thing, Luger,
what do you been? What you what? You got? Soft hands?
What are you les? On August tenth, I'm wrestling the Giant.
I forgot the slip my mind, brother, I mean the WCW have a
wee title is on the line. I find it quite ironic that the WCW
could be so weak to beg to plead to cry out dude the Giant that
he's their last hope. And on August tenth, oh wild brother, he
forgot the name of the show on that night. The outside has become the
insiders, dude. And when five hundred thousand indible, I think, or
something like that, the outside has become the inside. But he says,
inside of the dits white. It's like an inverts It's like the outside of
invert effect. The editors crazy, yeah, well Tony one, five hundred
thousand Marley Davidson's by their side brother the NWA will established himself. That's the
greatest organ wrestling organization on earth, the brother and says on one give a
night, dude, as your two amigos, fucking amigos like this is he's
super hokey. Still my two amigos here, dude, to show the top
talents in w c W. The giant shall crumble and fall at whole Cocin's
feet And that's uh that Davidson's like fucking Corliss. Yeah, so great,
And there you got. That is the very first ever New World Order black
and white commercial. Every that's crazy, man, that is fucking like,
thank you editor, Yeah he's editor, whoever you are, Thank you Hogan,
bro. So I want to just one of the Observer things that I
didn't mention earlier. Meltzer wrote from August fIF nineteen ninety six. Observer the
Outsiders, which was the only ones were Hall in Nash, but in storyline
were supposed to Hogan and a fourth person were involved. So I guess it's
best. It's the best angle Hogan has ever done, and he probably wasn't
within three thousand miles of the blaze. Yeah, jumped a limo with Randy
Savage on the roof of the limo and drove away. They sold it forever
in PRESCS, he says the selling of the Angle was tons better than the
Angle itself, with woman freaking out, freaking out, Ben wa nearlien Tiars
stinging Flare going in the same ambulance to comfort Anderson and Bagwell, and Masterira
Junior had his mass taken off before going to the ambulance. While the Angle
itself was a rating skiller from the night, it'll pay off in the long
run because the curiosity of the Angle should hold ratings this coming Saturday and Monday,
and he should help the buy rate on August ten. He would be
correct. Yeah, yeah, I bet. I mean, because that's what
a fucking game changer that was. I really I would love to see and
I'm sure they have them right. I would love to see that promo session
like edited, Oh sure, yeah, how much shit they actually had to
cut that? Hogan said, like just how much? Like what the dude,
man, I'm going back to this is not cool. You were supposed
to be cool, because I'm pretty sure Nash was. Damn. I should
have stayed at WWF what could do it? That's nuts, that's awesome.
So it recaps the ship from before. Of course, all this stuff that
happened back. It's like the whole fucking thing. Yeah, well, in
case you missed, you might have that crazy Yeah, you would just missed
it, Like did you just see it? Then fuck it? You're done?
Yeah? Um but yeah, now it's time for the main event.
It was supposed to be arn Anderson versus The Giant for the title, but
Arne was taken out. I was excited for that fucking match, by the
way. Yeah, it would have been sweet. I think, what,
well, if it was the same thing as what we actually got, then
maybe not. No, but I feel like, yeah, I feel like
I think a little more of Arn than they do of Greg the Hammer Valentine.
Yeah, they had a point to prove with this guy. So it's
The Giant versus Greg egg Hamm Valentine A triple favorite wrestlers. Oh is that
right? Is that where he gets all this? Of course? Yes?
Oh, it's like sledge hammer right right, all right, there there it
is. He's also cod He's also Coady's favorite wrestler by product of yes,
of course, So Greg the Hammer is here and he uses the hammer on
the giant. Brother, Well, giant is entrance by his piro. Just
so you have an idea of this, His pirro sounded like a very small
fart from a very tight ass. Throw a little straw, just just I
want the people to know this. I like that, man. Yeah,
yeah, you're reading a book right now. To me, it sounded like
five my favorite brand. Yeah, I mean yeah, I mean that's that's
the goddamn official motorcycle, the Octagon. If I've heard thousands of them.
Yeah, you're right, dude. I love to hear Macho say roomy David.
We gotta get him to say that. What a fucking say that?
All right, how about you some damage apex either I'll give you. I'll
give you here, brother either juice damage apex. Do you say room?
I think we'll be here my room by today we have five husand room Molly
Davidson's versus Roman rains. We're going to draft five hundred off this wheel.
Oh but now it's time for Greg to hammer Valentine, who died the spin
of the wheel, the face off against the Giant and use his big hammer
on the giant. But sadly, brother the giant is a here to work
with grad. He was here to work with arn Anderson. So tonight you
will get the giants hammer up your ass. I feel like giants gear still
didn't fit him here, like his strap was coming down before he even pulled
it down. Oh yeah, that's crazy. He's just fucking in shape,
he is. He looks good, Dane. He's going to the barber,
gain the sideburn cut, dude, he's looking clean as hell. Aw.
I also just remember we might get Captain Nisano in the a W game.
Hyped up that that would be so sick. Yeah, I hope it's actually
Captain Insano and not like bald captain. That would be rough. That would
be rough show as Captain in Sano. Yeah, that'd be brutal. But
I guess we'll see. It could just be in a big show in like
a Kevin and Santos single it or something. Yeah. I mean that's still
cool, but it's not I guess right, but it's not fucking Yeah,
come on, man, I about his shove fire at ip your ass.
If you don't give us real goddess say no, you're right. So yeah,
Greg the hammer fucking tries to use his hammer, but the fucking Giant
is working as gimmick. Brother, He's not let him do it. No,
why fuck you, man, I'm gonna fucking no sell your ship and
then you're gonna go to the second rope. I'm gonna pull the strap down
and then choke slam and you're done, dude. He hit it with the
double axes. Greg on the top of the says no, no, no,
yeah, he had some of the mean ass choke slam at the top
the Greg the hammer. Valentine's bump card is finished by this point. Giant
says, I really don't care. I don't care, Greg Valentine agreeing to
do a second rope choke slam. It's pretty crazy. It is crazy because
he's the love of the game, you know what I mean, he's a
weight champion right here. Yeah, um and yeah choke slam off the top
or a second I guess. But it looked like the top because the Giant
was faring huge um and he sat on the way down the old guard,
his dad, the Premia Donna's brother. I'm not gonna be riding through here,
I'll tell you that, dude. Uh So he picks him back up
again. Choke slam again on the hammer. That was me and that second
one was necessary. Call that no way. He didn't call any of this.
He said, you go to your ship and I'll show you what a
real mail looks like between this. Pay scale here, brother, Yeah,
you're probably right crazy. I can't even imagine the difference. Giant wins,
and then Giant goes to the camera at the end, Holy small as a
turn off. We gotta finish his shunnerant the camera. He says, oh,
when you listen real close, hul coking, pay attention and listen real
close. He walks away. Yeah, what the fuck I thought you would
beat up Greg the hammer again. I say, damn, this dude can't
get a break. They replay the finish. But here's mean Gene. I
was like, oh, okay, so mean. Jean starts to interview Giant.
He's fling. Giant is flexing like Hogan wild. Mean Gean is pontificating
here. Jimmy Hard has a crazy tie on that has his face as well
as Kevin Sullivan's face on it. There's just a lot going on here.
So Giant says, well, you know something, mean, Gene, I'm
on the top of the Mountain, Brother, I've walked through the value of
the Shadow of the Death. And then he awkwardly stops, which I think
was the signal for mean Gene to cut him off, because mean Gene says,
wait a minute, have you lost your marbles? Giant? That's a
knockoff on Hogan. And he says that, hey, have you lost your
marbles? And I just want to explain, No, I haven't. I
just want to explain to people home how easy it is to fall for that
con trap says that's what Hogan did. He conned America. He conned America.
He told him what they wanted to hear, and the problem was he
didn't believe it himself. He came to w CW with his two piranhas and
he started the NBA because he knew he could never be the big fish in
WCW. And while you're making movies, I'm defending this title with every bit
of honor in my body. I said, holy shit, the Giant is
awesome. You are losing this title, though, aren't you. You're losing
huh, yeah, you want your new World Order. This is WCW.
I guaranteed you WCW if we don't hang together. We'll all be hanging separately.
I said, oh fuck, And then he yeah, I've got a
joke, slam noose that's gonna fit right around your neck. Oh oh shit,
man. The one that takes it home, of course, is Jimmy
Hart. Oh yeah, jim dude, Jimmy Hart. I couldn't believe that.
I thought it was over. The yeah I could swarm is gonna be
Jimmy Hart had to confess his sins to the public this one off the air.
Jean says, Oh, we got a little time here, Jimmy,
what are we gonna say? Jimmy says me, Jane, you must my
career. I eat sleep for us, like twenty four hours a day.
Sometimes I lie so much, I believe what I'm lying. One day I'll
pay for the things I've done. We'll take you out. Sometimes I watched
so much I believe what I'm lying about, and one day I'll have to
pay for the things I've done. He's admitting to the murder of Mickey Mouse.
That's all boys to Daddy Mickey Dude. I couldn't belie I was like,
what the fuck is he talking about? Yeah, sins is a great
way to put it, and they cut away from that real quick. Dude,
I've done and I'm here to confess right now. I have sometimes saying
has not been talking about it enough, and I'm gonna bring attention to it
now. All right. This announcement has been paid for him by the WCW
we gotta get out of here by everybody. What a what a crazy show?
I mean, it's I mean, it's a pretty monumental episode like in
history, but it's just so weird. Like I feel like that happens a
lot when we go back and watch these with huge moments, like how fucking
much bullshit there was around these like incredible like important moments in wrestling history.
Yeah, no, absolutely, I mean yeah, there's so much that like
pretty much changes the business forever, like right here in this two hours show
right now, which is yeah, it's pretty nuts. Um. And then
of course, like all this stuff had, like the the nWo on the
belt of course is remembered forever. So much so it's games, um,
which they've never gotten right, not the right end of they've never gotten it
right ever, never get it right. Ever, Dune in the game is
compared to how it was, It's a capital end, right, yeah,
and they never I don't understand. I genuinely don't grasp how you fuck up
one of the most legendary things that you can look at it. Right,
it's gotta be Hogan says, you have to pay me if you use my
spray that I use on that. It's gotta be. It's gotta be something
like that, Right, it's gotta be something stupid. So you see this.
Here's a picture, Johnny, here's the belt. That's what they never
get it. Even the replica one they sell on dot com is it's lower
case. It never this, uh, it's always this one, you know,
it's always lower noise. Yeah, you know what it is. I
bet ww E owns the rights to the nWo lettering that's alternate caps like this.
They don't probably own the rights to NWOS. I bet something really stupid
like that. Right, it's gotta be. But yeah, I guess because
I'm looking at pictures of wolf Peck one where like you know, the Fingerpoker
Doom and even then it's a smaller end, but it's still a capital end.
And then wo, yeah this the red one. Yeah, yeah,
that one. Yeah, that was too with a little zig zag underneath.
They never put down the game, James. Maybe you're right, maybe they
don't own the rights to the fucking all caps one. Yeah is that really?
Wow? I don't know. Yeah, it's a great sorry, yeah,
no it is. It sucks as like that though. Yeah, you're
right, you're right. That was a lot of fucking interesting stuff on that
and I'm glad we've checked out. It was a funny show on that one.
No, yeah, it was good. So that was ww nitro for
July twenty nine, nineteen ninety six, and that is the end of our
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