TLFX-Games: 'Flair v. Rod Tronguard'

<v Speaker 1>Excitement sweeping across the nation as the TLFX game matchups
<v Speaker 1>continue to roll out. Here on the lapsed fan main
<v Speaker 1>feed and celebration of ten years of that cast, I'm
<v Speaker 1>Sean Mooney here at the TLFX Games event Center. The
<v Speaker 1>King of the Cast tournament is brought to you by
<v Speaker 1>our friends at Garage Beer small Batch Light Beer. The
<v Speaker 1>garage is always open. We've heard from all sorts of
<v Speaker 1>participants from all different corners of the wrestling world, different
<v Speaker 1>encounters here at the TLFX event Center. In this week
<v Speaker 1>is a rather unique parent between a gentleman who many
<v Speaker 1>consider the greatest of all time in that squared circle,
<v Speaker 1>natre Boy Rick Flair, as he takes on perhaps one
<v Speaker 1>of the most deluded and one of the most difficult
<v Speaker 1>to pin down participants in the tournament for AWA and
<v Speaker 1>WWF commentator Rod Trongard. I know quite a bit about
<v Speaker 1>what it's like to sit in Rod seat, but I
<v Speaker 1>can't wait to find out what the nature Boy has
<v Speaker 1>to say in a campaign against him in this format.
<v Speaker 1>Let's turn it over now to one of the best
<v Speaker 1>ever touch a microphone in this great sport, nature Boy,
<v Speaker 1>Rick Flair.
<v Speaker 2>Rounyuard I'm looking at you, Peal, I'm looking you right
<v Speaker 2>between the eyes, and I know exactly where you're at.
<v Speaker 3>Mm hmm.
<v Speaker 2>Let me just see here. We are one on one
<v Speaker 2>once again, you and me Rod tron Guard, back like
<v Speaker 2>we were in Minnesota. You look at me, I look
<v Speaker 2>right back at you, and I can tell you right now,
<v Speaker 2>winning the King of the Cast will be the greatest
<v Speaker 2>moment of my life. When you walk around this world,
<v Speaker 2>are you tell everybody that's your number one? The only
<v Speaker 2>way you get to pee number one is to say
<v Speaker 2>number one. And this is the only tournament in the
<v Speaker 2>entire world that makes you number one, big man. And
<v Speaker 2>I'm looking forward to you and me getting it on.
<v Speaker 2>And I'm gonna tell you, I'm gonna tell Bobby Heenan,
<v Speaker 2>I'm gonna tell mister Perfect that this is the time
<v Speaker 2>for the nature boy.
<v Speaker 1>Whoo if you can put the peyote down long enough.
<v Speaker 1>We're now going to hear from longtime wrestling announcer Rod
<v Speaker 1>tron Guard. I'm Rod trod Guard. My pants are down
<v Speaker 1>in Aisle thirty eight and I heard that a nut Reguard.
<v Speaker 1>I share a lot in common with my opponent. In
<v Speaker 1>the first round of the tournament, Rick Flair. Rick, you
<v Speaker 1>may have shown your dick to everyone in the wrestling
<v Speaker 1>business as far as rod Trodguard is concerned in this tournament.
<v Speaker 1>When it comes to facing off against me, seeing your
<v Speaker 1>dick is low on my priority list among the other
<v Speaker 1>things I want to do in there against you, as
<v Speaker 1>I've waited many years observing from ringside, is rod tron
<v Speaker 1>Guard what it might be like to be in that ring.
<v Speaker 1>Among the many things I want to accomplish, I want
<v Speaker 1>to pour a bowl of raisin bran and then I
<v Speaker 1>want to not eat it. I want to stand over
<v Speaker 1>the raisin bran and I want to say, Rick Flair,
<v Speaker 1>you eat the raisin bran.
<v Speaker 3>Voting in the Tier FX Games is now in tentifively
<v Speaker 3>stated to begin in August twenty sixth. Keep it locked
<v Speaker 3>to the lapsed fans that count on X at the
<v Speaker 3>Lapsed Fan for your chance to vote on who will
<v Speaker 3>become King of the Cast.