The One About O’s First Day Of School & The Baby Monsoon

Untraditionally Lala

Ocean started pre-K and it’s going mostly well! Lala recounts O’s first few days of school, and how she had to teach her daughter about “weekends.” She also shares some details from her beautiful Baby Monsoon over the weekend. And of course Lala, Jess and Easton have plenty to say about Pete Davidson, Alec Baldwin, Brandi Glanville and Jax Taylor, and RIP Richard Simmons and Shannon Doherty.


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00:00:05
Speaker 1: Hey, maybe it is Laala Cat. Welcome back to the Give Them Laala Podcast. Just a regular old episode. You know, typical Tuesday, typical.

00:00:14
Speaker 2: Tuesday, and it's not Tuesday, you guys.

00:00:17
Speaker 3: It literally is Monday and it's supposed.

00:00:19
Speaker 2: To be hearing Wednesday.

00:00:21
Speaker 3: I love this pra so right in the middle Tuesday.

00:00:25
Speaker 1: I've had friends in town. Okay, so I don't really care what week it is, as.

00:00:30
Speaker 3: You should, not should or day or hour could literally be.

00:00:36
Speaker 1: None of it. Shut up.

00:00:39
Speaker 2: Easton's been dragging, you know, laugh long.

00:00:44
Speaker 4: Gets a good laugh, and that's where she goes. That's you know, it's a good day.

00:00:51
Speaker 2: Like that. I love it.

00:00:54
Speaker 1: And my face is getting kind of like swollen from pregnancy. By the way, can I tell you something. Yes, so Amber posted a picture of the two of us at the Baby mon Soon. Yeah, she recently got her lips injected, and we.

00:01:13
Speaker 3: Look so much like wait I'm looking right now, I'm not even talking about Amber Childers.

00:01:19
Speaker 2: Yes, okay, let's see. Let's see.

00:01:22
Speaker 3: She's so sweet, by the way, and she's so fashionable, you guys.

00:01:26
Speaker 2: Okay, let's see.

00:01:26
Speaker 1: Tell me we don't look like sisters.

00:01:30
Speaker 2: You look like sisters.

00:01:33
Speaker 1: The lips it's the lips or something. Maybe the eyes too, maybe the eyebrows. It's the whole face. Bitch stole my face. I thought that was so wild, though, I like zoomed in. I'm like, we we look very similar, very similar. I texted her, I said, did you get your lips done? She said, yes, I go we look like the same person.

00:01:54
Speaker 3: Now, yeah, you killed I'm staring now at your you killed this?

00:01:58
Speaker 2: Like what brand dress is this?

00:02:00
Speaker 1: Selky sulky?

00:02:01
Speaker 2: Oh, you look like a freaking princess cupcake.

00:02:05
Speaker 1: That was so nice of you to say. So let's let's take it. Let's take it from the top. So Ocean had her first day of school last week and she killed it, right, Yeah, So I take her. They're supposed to nap at school. I'm like, my kid doesn't nap, I warned the teacher's Ocean beats to her own drum. You cannot put her in a box. She's just a little firecracker. And they're like, we can't wait, she's so cute. Whatever, So I pick her up from school. She did nap. She was sound asleep when you got there. Yes, when I got there. So they play, play, play, play, and then they nap or have rest time at school?

00:02:49
Speaker 2: Okay, I pick her up.

00:02:51
Speaker 1: The teacher was like, she's she was so cute. She was so fun Apparently there was a little girl who was crying because she missed her mom. Mmm, how dare she? Because oh, she goes, sh be quiet, I'm trying to sleep. I was like, girl, now you know how I feel when I'm trying to sleep and your little jabber jaw is over there. So she said that and like, apparently like that, everyone was like it was you know, she's so cute and funny, and she was really fixated. She like woke up in the middle of her nap and she was like, where are my socks and shoes and my bows? And I'm like, my kid cared about where stuff was? Oh interesting, that was interesting. And I always said, I'm very interested to see how Ocean is at school when she's not in her environment. So first day she killed it. Second day I get there, she's snoozing. I'm like, another day that they see how magical my child is.

00:03:49
Speaker 2: Oh no.

00:03:50
Speaker 1: So as I'm like packing up her stuff, the teacher comes over and she's like, so we had an incident today, and I was like, oh God, she said the F word.

00:04:01
Speaker 4: No.

00:04:02
Speaker 1: She said, we played with toys today and it was time to clean up, and Ocean said, I don't want to clean up, so I'm not going to classic And the teacher said, Ocean, you played with the toys, so you have to clean up. The teacher continues to say, she got very upset, and I go, oh, no, and she goes, no, she got very upset. She threw toys across the room.

00:04:25
Speaker 3: I was like, oh, has she ever thrown toys across the room? I've literally I can't picture this. I'm not even saying it.

00:04:33
Speaker 1: She did huck a toy at Gigi's head one time. I think it was an accident. I will get benefit of the doubt. Okay, okay, so do you g she did. She did say I'm sorry, Gigi, I didn't mean to do that.

00:04:49
Speaker 4: I think she tried to throw it. Her accuracies at off right now.

00:04:52
Speaker 1: Right, but clearly she didn't want And I said, let me talk to the other house and just make sure and I'll talk to Ocean. But like I cried about it, what because it's like, girl, can't you butter them up first before you start acting a fool? So that they're more like, okay with it, like day two and we got to like show our true colors.

00:05:18
Speaker 2: No, no, but that happens.

00:05:20
Speaker 3: But I want to I have a question because I am curious, and I bet maybe other moms are too.

00:05:25
Speaker 2: When a kid does something.

00:05:27
Speaker 3: In school, I assume she either got put in time out or put in the quiet corner at school.

00:05:32
Speaker 2: So then does the parent also discipline?

00:05:34
Speaker 3: I'm sure it's different in every household or is it like you dealt with this at school, know that you get in trouble for that, and then you move on?

00:05:43
Speaker 2: Like how does that work?

00:05:44
Speaker 1: So I called my other ex the other house, and I said, you know, we really have to get on the same page. She has got to clean clean up over there. I don't have the amount of help that he has over there, which is great. I love when people want to bring on help. But Ocean has to know that when she makes a mess, she has to clean up. And I think there will be a time where she understands there are different rules for the places that I go to. I know I have to clean up at mom's house. I know I have to clean up at school at the other house. Maybe I do get to kick back and relax and someone else will clean up after me, which, by the way, if she can start understanding that, then I don't really care if she cleans up at the other house. What I do know is whatever's going on has trickled into school, and I let her know when I picked her up, because the other house said, well, what did you do? I said, I freaking bossed up on that ass you did? Yes, there you go. I said, Ocean, did you throw toys today and say that you didn't want to clean up? She goes yes, she has that little poudy face. And I said, let me tell you something, little girl, when an adult tells you that you need to do something, you are the child. You better clean up and listen. Ay, I said, you understand me. Yeah, She goes yes, I understand. I said that is never to happen again. So today, Cannison, I dropped her off my best friend Hodo.

00:07:32
Speaker 2: They're laughing already.

00:07:33
Speaker 1: And she sits down. Ocean does at her little area, and I'm like, Ocean, remember what Mama said today. If you play with toys, you will clean them up. If the teacher asks you to do something, you will not ignore her. You will not tell her no, you will listen and you will do it. And she goes, look at this yellow play dough. So I whisper an, I go listen to me. Whatever the teacher tells you to do today, you need to do. If you play with toys, you're gonna clean up. And you know what, if you do it, Mommy's gonna buy you somethig so fat, I'm going to buy you something. Okay, I will bye, mom.

00:08:14
Speaker 2: So did she cry at all?

00:08:16
Speaker 1: No, she doesn't cry.

00:08:17
Speaker 2: No when you first stay nothing, she just ran right in. Oh yeah, did you cry?

00:08:21
Speaker 1: No, Eastern cried.

00:08:25
Speaker 3: Let me tell you when I saw that freaking photo on your Instagram of ocean with a giant smile, and imagine, I literally got all the goosebumps out that I couldn't do this, No way in hell.

00:08:37
Speaker 4: You know what.

00:08:38
Speaker 1: She was so excited to go to school that I think I had I had moments of being being an emotional wreck last week when I talked about her going to school, But like I'm like, I'm not. There's no way I can cry because she's so excited for this new adventure in her life. She learned what a weekend was because she woke up on Saturday and Sunday and goes mom, I think what late for school? I was like, no, baby, we don't have school today. We do we do. It's morning, it's light outside, and I said, it's the weekend. You just get to relax. So she now knows what the weekend is.

00:09:17
Speaker 2: Oh, that is so cute. I didn't even think of that, Like, of course she knows.

00:09:21
Speaker 4: What wee weeks.

00:09:24
Speaker 1: Yeah, and I know she's having the best time.

00:09:28
Speaker 2: Do you guys remember your first day of school?

00:09:30
Speaker 4: Not a shot now?

00:09:31
Speaker 1: Yeah, I do remember my first day of nervous, excited. I was nervous. Yeah, me too. At east Wood like but not not pre because ocean it's technically not school. It's like pree k. Yeah. Yeah, they go and play with fucking kinetic sand. Yes, yes, but it's about like socializing. And what I love about this school is that they're gonna see how my daughter learns and how she retains. So when it does come time to figure out where she should be in school, the administration is going to be able to say, like, this is the school that I feel is going to suit your child best.

00:10:12
Speaker 2: That is so important.

00:10:14
Speaker 1: I think it's important. Wells was telling me that there's schools now where they only count tests and like your homework doesn't really matter for someone like me. You're counting my tests.

00:10:26
Speaker 2: I'm failing everything hundred percent.

00:10:28
Speaker 1: So I need a school that's not going to just have education as one size fits all.

00:10:35
Speaker 3: Right, Yes, and same with actually you're counting my tests. I'm doing fine, but I'm not. Actually you're counting my tests. I'm passing. But I do not retain the information. I memorize it. I take the test, and then I love the new ways now that some schools are doing. They're doing they're teaching in a way that like you can truly retain the information. They're looking at what the kids are interested in and being like, let's take the kid in this direction because they're interesting said this.

00:11:00
Speaker 2: I love it. I think it's amazing.

00:11:02
Speaker 1: I do too. And so we'll see when I pick her up today if she wants.

00:11:09
Speaker 2: She whipped a toy across the yeah, yeah.

00:11:12
Speaker 4: You know, orientation.

00:11:13
Speaker 1: She didn't want to leave.

00:11:14
Speaker 4: She was on the playground.

00:11:16
Speaker 1: Yeah, she was having a lot of fun. And you know, it's it's a weird because again it's two separate households, and and I like to keep it that way. But there are times where I'm like for the well being of Ocean and to see her succeed. Like you and I got to be on the same page, the same wavelength. We haven't had to do that until now, you know. So we're all just in a in a transitioning phase. Yes, you know, absolutely, Yeah, but I feel like we're all killing it. Yeah, very proud of whatever dynamic I have.

00:11:56
Speaker 4: Going on. Yeah, we're moving.

00:11:58
Speaker 1: We're moving.

00:11:59
Speaker 2: We're moving.

00:12:00
Speaker 1: Move in a groove in an ocean village. To raise a kid, it really does. But can I tell you watching my child, my child is thriving. You can tell she is surrounded by so much love. You can tell that she is surrounded by people who empower her, who make her feel like she's beautiful and top tier all day every day. That kid, I put her hair in a in a little little braid in summer, moo goes. It's so tiny, it's so cute, and you cannot tell Ocean that it's anything short of a punzel hair. You truly cannot tell this kid anything like Nope, this is a long you know what she starts saying to me though, what she was when I was a little boy, I had the longest blade, and I was like, let's talk about that like a viking. What were you in your last in.

00:12:55
Speaker 2: Her previous life, it's very where she got that.

00:12:58
Speaker 1: She's an old soul.

00:12:59
Speaker 2: It's interesting to listen to kids though.

00:13:01
Speaker 1: Anyway, I'm really really excited about it. I met with this very interesting woman at school. They had a little seminar for sleeping. This is the other thing I know that I'm rambling about. Ocean.

00:13:14
Speaker 2: No, it's great.

00:13:15
Speaker 1: First day of school. We go in to this sleep training, right and everyone talks about what they're struggling with as far asleep. And then it's my turn and I go, my baby, I'm trying to get tear her out of my bed. And she was like, oh, so she's sleep Like she comes in the middle of the night. I was like, nope, she gets in my bed. She goes, what time is bedtime? I was like, we probably get in around like seven thirty eight, go to she falls asleep around twelve, and she goes, and what time does she wake up? And I'm like, she could have rocked it today till nine. Yeah, she goes, You and I are going to talk offline. I think we need to really. Yeah. Wow, I have created a really bad situation for myself.

00:14:02
Speaker 3: Which is very interesting because you were very good on sleep in the early days.

00:14:08
Speaker 4: Right.

00:14:08
Speaker 2: I remember when I first started working for you.

00:14:10
Speaker 1: She was like, I put that kid down, wide awake and she went right to sleep. Yeah, and then I became a codependent. Was like, and I said this right in the middle of all these people. I was like, here's how it happened. I don't have a man, So I was like, what's the harm you sleep next to me? And now I'm never going to get a man because my kid will not leave the bed. So we need to like really figure this out because this baby's about to drop in seven weeks.

00:14:40
Speaker 3: Right, I U d back in, Hey, wait, so can you share these tips because I'm sure.

00:14:49
Speaker 1: A lot of moms once I meet Once I meet with her, absolutely, she's gonna come to the house. We're going to create a game plan.

00:14:55
Speaker 2: Love this.

00:14:56
Speaker 1: I'd like to have her on the podcast. Oh yay, let's move on to baby Monson.

00:15:02
Speaker 2: Oh my god, your baby Monson.

00:15:05
Speaker 4: This past weekend, I snuck a piece of cake last night.

00:15:08
Speaker 2: I didn't get any cake. I'm so sick.

00:15:11
Speaker 1: You guys, we have enough cake for you you do?

00:15:13
Speaker 2: Oh, yes, was it good?

00:15:15
Speaker 1: It was fabulous?

00:15:16
Speaker 2: Shout out nothing bunt cakes.

00:15:18
Speaker 1: Yep. The monsoon, so people are wondering what the monson is. I never had a baby shower. Usually with the second you have a baby sprinkle. Because I didn't have a baby shower, I'm like, let's just make it poor.

00:15:34
Speaker 4: Yeah.

00:15:35
Speaker 1: The mon soon stas pulled the space together. It was absolutely fantastic. The flowers were gorgeous. It was like not cheesy. I was asked like, do you want to play games? Do you want to do X, Y and Z? I said, please, do not make my guests guess how many jelly beans are in the jar. I want this to be like, yes, we're here to celebrate the fact that, like, we have a new baby coming into the mix. It's a really happy time for me. I felt like for the first time because ocean, you know, she gets bounced back and forth, it's now starting to feel like, wow, we've got a real family unit. This baby who's not even born yet, babys doesn't even realize that she has become like this glue where it's like, oh, we're like a foundation, you know.

00:16:22
Speaker 2: Yeah.

00:16:23
Speaker 1: Yeah, So I was very excited to see everyone come together and celebrate that. But it was the backdrop of people like catching up and my best friends flying in from Utah and my two other best friends coming in from Texas, and just like this community of amazing gay men and fabulous strong women being like, they're the people who I want in Babys's life and obviously Ocean's life. For like the long run.

00:16:50
Speaker 2: It was so beautiful.

00:16:52
Speaker 1: It was beautiful.

00:16:53
Speaker 2: What a crew, A.

00:16:54
Speaker 3: Beautiful crew, a beautiful place. Stacy and Low her assistant did amazing.

00:17:00
Speaker 1: They did. They did.

00:17:01
Speaker 2: It was so like soft and just like fun.

00:17:04
Speaker 1: It was soft and girly. Yeah, and the dress I chose it was like so not my style, but I was like, I just picture myself like just like a tent, yeah, a cupcake of sort a cupcake, like a really feminine piece of cake.

00:17:20
Speaker 2: A really feminine piece of cake. I love it.

00:17:23
Speaker 3: By the way, I've always always seen that brand Selk on Instagram and been like, where would like I ever wear dress like this?

00:17:31
Speaker 2: Because I'm dying for a dress.

00:17:32
Speaker 3: And so when you said, like I want to dress from this brand, I'm like, oh my god, you're gonna kill it.

00:17:36
Speaker 1: And you can't tell me otherwise. I was like, this is the dress. We have to figure it out, because you guys, the dress I measured myself. I was a small up top, but then it kind of goes out like yeah, you know, cupcake style dress and I was an extra large in that region. So would you do I had it tailored?

00:17:56
Speaker 2: Oh smart?

00:17:57
Speaker 1: I was like, she goes, it's an easy tailored job. I go, yeah, but I need it like in less than twenty four hours. And she did it. She did it.

00:18:04
Speaker 2: Well, you're gonna have to tell me this place because I have a lot.

00:18:06
Speaker 1: Christine's Christine and I kept calling it Christine's Altercation, Christine's Alterations and tailoring had a fabulous baby. Monsoon the kids came. Ocean is gonna be the greatest big sister.

00:18:23
Speaker 3: Her and freaking Hertford and Summer Moon were the cutest little trio I've ever seen in my life.

00:18:29
Speaker 1: Yo, they go toes though. I looked over at one point and Hartford and Ocean were like rolling on the ground fighting for this like yellow Lamborghini car. Stop. Yeah, I go, se, how do you want to handle this? Our kids are like ready to punch each other in the face. And she was like until they.

00:18:46
Speaker 2: Do, like, damn, I need to get them off.

00:18:50
Speaker 1: Of course, yeah, get their aggression out. Pete Davidson and Madeline Kleine split after nearly a year of dating. Was this a s shocked anybody? It was a shock to me because I didn't realize they were dating.

00:19:02
Speaker 3: I did not know they were dating. He always gets you know, I'm not even surprised anymore about the incredible hot girls he gets. Madeline Kleine let me google her relationships.

00:19:13
Speaker 1: She's from She Rose to Fame, Rose to Fame on Outer Banks on Netflix.

00:19:20
Speaker 2: It's stunning.

00:19:21
Speaker 1: Season one was great. I thought season two was a little cheesy. Didn't watch I think they're on season three. I didn't watch it, but people are still watching it. So I'm still watching Housewives.

00:19:33
Speaker 4: You know.

00:19:33
Speaker 1: That's kind of my LI might go to Housewives Presumed Innocent twenty twenty in Dateline is a fixture. I'm actually I started watching The Worst, The Worst Roommates Ever? Worse?

00:19:50
Speaker 2: How is it?

00:19:51
Speaker 1: Yo? Is it?

00:19:52
Speaker 2: Wild?

00:19:53
Speaker 1: Wild?

00:19:54
Speaker 4: Dark?

00:19:54
Speaker 2: What is it? But it's different stories, different stories.

00:19:57
Speaker 1: They're on season two. It's a Blumhouse production, so very scary.

00:20:00
Speaker 2: The Worst Roommates Ever?

00:20:02
Speaker 1: Highly recommend, highly recommend, and then if no one started paulm Royal id season one is amazing and it's over. But if you want to binge an entire season of something, that one's.

00:20:14
Speaker 2: Really so I should stick with it because I dropped out because I was.

00:20:17
Speaker 1: Like, huh no, no, no, you got it, don't you agree? Yeah?

00:20:20
Speaker 4: It gets weird.

00:20:22
Speaker 3: I dropped out after the pilot episode.

00:20:26
Speaker 1: Keep watching Pete Davidson gets around man.

00:20:30
Speaker 2: Yes, Davidson polls no one pulls like Pete?

00:20:34
Speaker 1: Yeah, but do you think he's just looking for a quick like get my dick wet No?

00:20:38
Speaker 3: I think this is what I think. I think Pete is looking for love, and I think all these ladies are like, I think he's probably really sweet and romantic, and he has a there's no.

00:20:49
Speaker 2: Secret he has a big dick.

00:20:52
Speaker 3: And then they get with him, and then I think he's probably either too clingy or too emotional, which is sad, and then they're like, eh.

00:21:00
Speaker 1: By, something's got to be off with him because he doesn't know.

00:21:06
Speaker 3: I don't think it's him. I think I don't think it chicks. I think they they I think Kim was out.

00:21:11
Speaker 1: I think he gets too clean to you guys.

00:21:13
Speaker 2: I think he gets too clean and this, by the way, I don't know this at all. I'm just reading off the energy.

00:21:18
Speaker 1: He's got to be because I've met one hundred and one big dicks. Right, if you you have to be able to swing it like fucking under the pipe. He's got to do something because he pulls like really hot but also a listers at all times.

00:21:36
Speaker 3: No, all the hottest have been with Pete. All the hottest have been with Pete.

00:21:41
Speaker 1: Sidney Sweeney's next. Uh don't you think imagine if they got if he pulls her. I mean, it wouldn't surprise me.

00:21:48
Speaker 2: He will pull. Sidney can pull anyone you want.

00:21:51
Speaker 3: Sydney's married though, right Sidney, I thought she was married. Maybe she's in an open relationship. I'm pretty sure you guys that she's.

00:21:58
Speaker 1: Like's not start rumors. We don't know Sweeny's in an open relationship allegedly. I maybe could be. Who knows. I always assume twenty twenty four do do you boo?

00:22:08
Speaker 4: Do you? Oh?

00:22:09
Speaker 2: Sludy girl summer?

00:22:10
Speaker 1: By the way, Sydney, I saw that in the notes, But actually it's not slutty girl summer anymore. It's sober boys summer. Have you heard about this?

00:22:19
Speaker 2: No, but you guys really quick update.

00:22:21
Speaker 3: She got engaged in March of twenty twenty two. Yeah, so yeah, she's engaged anyway. So let's go to Sober Boys summer.

00:22:31
Speaker 1: Never mind what well Easton's upset about it?

00:22:35
Speaker 2: Sydney or Sober Boy summer.

00:22:39
Speaker 1: Easton doesn't even know where he is right now. He was smoking joints at two p or two pm, two am in the backyard. Stop hearing things?

00:22:48
Speaker 4: They have bushes. I didn't hear anything, you told herd I said something. The rustling stopped.

00:22:55
Speaker 2: I think something.

00:22:57
Speaker 3: I need to start smoking weed. It never works for me, but maybe I'll try again.

00:23:02
Speaker 2: I got the right people. Yeah, that's what I.

00:23:05
Speaker 4: They were there, man, I'm telling we were there.

00:23:08
Speaker 1: Man. Easton was smoking a joint in the backyard. He heard rustling in the bushes. Somewhere. I heard somebody rustle in the bushes. Stop my horse, whoa nelly?

00:23:19
Speaker 2: Who in the bushes? You better speak out or.

00:23:21
Speaker 1: I'm gonna let my shotgun song saying who is this? I have to say? I love breaking into song. Yeah, I felt.

00:23:34
Speaker 2: But covering bone thugs in a Many ghetto Cowboy.

00:23:40
Speaker 1: The greatest song on the planet, Hot Girl moving on, you got stoned, heard things, paranoia and whatever. Hot Girl Summer move aside. Women are going boy sober and have never felt better.

00:23:54
Speaker 2: Boy sober.

00:23:55
Speaker 1: Oh what a buzzkill for all these men, because summer is when you pull the pushy.

00:24:00
Speaker 2: Summer is when I don't agree with boy sober. But you know what, maybe.

00:24:04
Speaker 1: Hels Jessica's in a reckless face in Taylor's swift terms is called her reckless era.

00:24:12
Speaker 2: More on that later.

00:24:14
Speaker 1: That's a teaser era, am I in?

00:24:16
Speaker 2: You're in your pregnant era, which we love.

00:24:19
Speaker 4: Okay, we're nervous.

00:24:21
Speaker 1: What seems a little one dimensional. I was thinking more like a bad bitch independent woman era Independent.

00:24:28
Speaker 3: You're in your growing era physically, you're growing emotionally, spiritually, sexually.

00:24:35
Speaker 4: And that's the only thing we hear is then one.

00:24:39
Speaker 1: Twenty nineteen was the start of hot Girls Summer, coined by Megan the Stallion in her hit single the same name. Five years later, we've entered the era of boy sober Summer. Single women have hopped on a new trend of abstaining from any romantic or sexual relationships with men, including dating and casual hookups. Therapists say the emergence of the Boys Silver movement is indicative of a greater trend of young women taking a step back from sex and relationships and puts a new spin on voluntary celibacy. We've talked about this before. Okay, Okay, two things. Okay. I told you about one of my dearest friends who's on the dating apps. She probably goes on two, well, let's say, two to four dates a week. None of them are sticking. I said, we gotta give it up. Okay. I didn't tell her to go, so I just said, go have reckless sex, but like use protection. I was like, I want to date these guys, okay, because it's hot girl summer. But apparently it's not. So I was onto something with giving up the dating. I love the giving up of sex because I feel like men are kind of slacking because it's kind of like a free for all. Yeah you know what you.

00:25:59
Speaker 3: Think, Yeah, giving up the sex if it's for you, right.

00:26:05
Speaker 1: Jessica, you're giving away where you're at and life.

00:26:08
Speaker 3: Very quickly, I'm saying, I love focus on your girls this summer.

00:26:13
Speaker 2: Actually, I'm so down for that. Go to the beach, hang.

00:26:16
Speaker 1: Out, right, I'm into it, especially because summer is no time to try to get into a relationship because boys are like dogs and they see all these women in bikinis and they're on Instagram and they live in bumpfuck wherever, and they see these hotties in centrope on a yacht and it's Instagram. Everyone's accessible. So just hang out with your girlfriends. I have great vibrators and a great dildo that route. Okay, yes, if you're thinking like this is not serving me anymore, like having intimate having sexy fucking men, Okay, this is not working. I don't want I'd like to date, but I'm giving it up too soon, so I'm cutting it all out. I've got your back. Blissa has great dildos, has fantastic vibrators. I highly recommend amazing.

00:27:22
Speaker 2: This isn't even sponsored.

00:27:23
Speaker 1: It's not sponsored, but I go heavy in the paint.

00:27:26
Speaker 2: That's the one I had that your mom that your mom gave me.

00:27:30
Speaker 1: No, my friend Sena gave our friend one and she she told me which one it was, and I was like, you have the rookie vibrator. It's the red, the red one, just the pink one. I was like, I don't even know shecause again it's got a hole for the section. I was like, oh, are you gonna have so fun with it? Well for this detuction, But back to hot girls sober summer. Whatever it can be board, it can be hot girl summer. We don't have to call it boy sober summer. What you turn into some homely bitch. Now hot girls summer, and y'all aren't getting laid. Actually, I'm driving on board. I love this blue ball summer is what I love.

00:28:21
Speaker 4: Summer.

00:28:22
Speaker 2: Blue ball summer.

00:28:24
Speaker 1: Gypsy Rose is pregnant.

00:28:26
Speaker 2: So she is not having sober boys summer.

00:28:29
Speaker 1: No, but she's engaged right, Oh.

00:28:32
Speaker 2: Pregnant with this man's baby.

00:28:34
Speaker 1: She Okay, so how weird is this Gypsy's babies birth certificate could say x Ryan Anderson is the father. Here's why. Okay, can you click the link and read for us?

00:28:48
Speaker 2: Yes? Absolutely.

00:28:50
Speaker 1: And Ryan Anderson, keep in mind, is the the boyfriend she had when she was in prison. Okay, uh huh. And then they broke up she after she got out of prison, because remember we were like, she's a piece of shit, Why did you do that to the man who stuck with you? And then we found out he was like hoarding food in his ikea bed or something. Oh I can. We were like, okay, we see you. She was like he would he would get upset when I would throw away expired food. It's like, we totally see you, gyp get out, get out.

00:29:22
Speaker 2: Get out.

00:29:23
Speaker 1: So there's he's not the he's not the father, but the birth certificate could say that he is.

00:29:29
Speaker 3: Why is he couldn't say that he is because in April, Gypsy Rose filed for divorce from her husband, Ryan Anderson, whom she married in twenty twenty two, and if the divorce is not finalized by the time of the baby's birth, then Anderson's name may be on the birth certificate. According to Louisiana law, if the mother's married to someone other than the biological father when the child was conceived or has been divorced for less than three hundred days at the time of the birth, the husband's ex husband shelby the presumed father, unless paternity is established. Oh, unless paternity is established for the biological father, which it will be. Because I'm assuming fingers crossed for Gypsy Rose that this baby is her new mance.

00:30:17
Speaker 1: Did Gypsy Rose take on the guy's name?

00:30:22
Speaker 2: I don't.

00:30:24
Speaker 1: Know.

00:30:24
Speaker 2: I don't think so it doesn't look like it if he doesn't.

00:30:29
Speaker 1: When ocean got wheeled out, her things said baby burning him? Really Yeah, all right, Well a paternity test easy because yeah, she's with her baby daddy. They're engaged, right.

00:30:43
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, I'm reading this is weird.

00:30:45
Speaker 3: There's a legal presumption in Louisiana that if you have a child while you're married, it's presumed to be the husband's child. But then it says, then it says, this is weird. All the laws in Louisiana concerning paternity are designed to tech the child and make sure the child has a father and a mother to provide for them.

00:31:05
Speaker 2: What about two moms? Like this is so weird?

00:31:08
Speaker 1: But is that just what the article is saying or is it actually quoting Louisiana lot.

00:31:13
Speaker 2: No, that's what the article is saying.

00:31:15
Speaker 3: But I just wonder if, like, is there yeah, is it a problem if like the child has two moms?

00:31:19
Speaker 2: That's just so weird.

00:31:21
Speaker 3: So that presumption can be overcome by DNA, and that's what people have to do. Interesting, there's a lot of dated laws all over the US, so I'm sure this is one of them.

00:31:30
Speaker 1: All I know is all you have to do is get a paternity test. It's really freaking easy. And then that's whose name goes on the birth certificate.

00:31:37
Speaker 2: Mm hmmm hm.

00:31:38
Speaker 1: And you know what, and if Gypsy goes into labor, paternity hasn't been established, put Gypsy's last name on it. Yeah, was her mom's name, Blanchard's what I was thinking. Maybe not is not wanting to do that.

00:31:53
Speaker 2: Gypsy Rose Bland.

00:31:54
Speaker 1: But can I tell you could put anything on the birth certificate. You literally could name your baby whatever you want the first at least in Los Angeles, I.

00:32:03
Speaker 3: Was gonna say, I don't think that's the case. That's what they're saying in Louisiana.

00:32:07
Speaker 1: All right, Well, all the best she ends up with a name that you like.

00:32:11
Speaker 2: Yeah, thoughts in prayers?

00:32:16
Speaker 1: What is this? Katy Perry response to criticism over new video First off Woman's World, Rolling Stone mag.

00:32:23
Speaker 2: Have you seen it?

00:32:24
Speaker 4: No?

00:32:24
Speaker 2: But she looks so good?

00:32:27
Speaker 1: Oh is she holding the drill bit?

00:32:29
Speaker 2: Yeah? She looks incredible.

00:32:31
Speaker 1: She's been really killing it. I loved the look that she wore. I don't know exactly where she was, but she had no bra on. She had on like tights, a blazer, and the blazer was just like kind of sitting on her boobies.

00:32:45
Speaker 2: Was this?

00:32:45
Speaker 1: It didn't even, it didn't even I didn't even know it was Katy Perry. Oh, because her style is so different, right, I love her. Okay, what's the criticism about?

00:32:56
Speaker 3: Okay, so the Woman's World video, this is a Q from her. I'm sure the criticism is about, like, I mean, she looks hot and sexy in the videos for quote unquote Woman's World, but this is Katie's response is like, it's like, ooh, we're not about the male gaze, but we really are about the male gaze and we're really overplaying it and on the nose.

00:33:19
Speaker 1: So she's saying it's satire.

00:33:20
Speaker 3: Yes, that is what she's saying. Oh, it's such a good video though. So she looks so hot in this video. If you haven't seen it, you must, you must look it up. Okay, but kat Perry is saying like, yeah, it's on the nose. It's satire, you idiots, and I love it.

00:33:37
Speaker 1: I mean if you have not under if you don't understand that, tit's our power. At this point, I cannot help you.

00:33:44
Speaker 2: Yeah, Okay.

00:33:45
Speaker 3: The comments on YouTube even are like this feels like, uh, this looks like something that would be satire for feminism, Like maybe it is.

00:33:54
Speaker 2: Whatever it is, she rocked it. I like it.

00:33:56
Speaker 1: Can I say something that I'm having a hard time right now? Okay with this whole women supporting women, you don't believe in women, you don't support women, you don't do this. Let me tell you something. We've spoken about this before. I'm having a hard time. And for a very long time I said I only feel comfortable around women. That is still very true. Women that I know that I've known for a long time. Because I have found from my experience that the people who try to break us down the most us meaning chicks, especially in the public eye, are other women. I have never had any man say the things to me that women have said to me online, women who do not know me. And I have to assume that most people that are commenting on the Katie Perry video are women.

00:35:02
Speaker 2: There's a lot of women commenting on.

00:35:03
Speaker 1: It, okay, the majority majority.

00:35:07
Speaker 3: By looking at like like at this is Ashley. I'm not going to say the last name, but yeah, looking at looking at the pictures and like the handles, it's all like traditional female first names, right.

00:35:19
Speaker 1: I am not saying that women cannot have disagreements and have arguments and healthy debates and healthy competition. I love all of those things. Okay. What I have a really hard time with is women going into the comments section and being so horrific and talking about how you don't represent females, you don't represent And I've been a part of the problem. Okay, I think every female has been a part of the problem. But it's hard to subscribe or buy into something when you start slapping these labels of women supporting women, and when you look at females even now in twenty twenty four, going, you guys rip each other to shreds and nothing is ever good enough. Yeah, no one can ever win. And you know, it's so a great point.

00:36:16
Speaker 3: What's so unfortunate about that, too, is that you're right, so many of these negative comments and negativity and this like gross ripping people to shreds is women, and I see it in the comments you everyone. But then on the other side of it, the ones that come to your defense or come to others defense, or come out with like amazing points or cheer people on are also women.

00:36:41
Speaker 1: So that's why. But that's why I have such a hard time with it in the sense of I don't know which way we're going. I know because I've never been more uplifted by women. Men are just kind of like they're there? Are there? Though?

00:36:57
Speaker 2: Do they know that they're there?

00:36:58
Speaker 4: And I promise you if they're watching Kerr and if they're watching that Katie Perry, they're all like this. The last thing we're going to do is comment. We're just in awe. We're gazing at the yeah, male gaze.

00:37:13
Speaker 1: But you were saying, you were like, you've never felt sore up uplifted by women. But I've never been dragged so hard by by women give criticism. And by the way, though I've also never I also have uplifted women to the highest degree, and then I know how to freaking chop them at the knees. I'm not saying that I'm like some fabulous women supporting women poster child. I'm saying like, it's hard to find a freaking balance, Like, how do you have an opinion while also uplifting someone. I've seen comments where only from my experience what people have said to me, there have been chicks where like I don't agree with you for the most part, but I can understand like productive female conversation. It's very intense.

00:38:06
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, no it is, and it is like it sucks because there's so many amazing women out there who get shit done and it's these losers.

00:38:15
Speaker 2: Ugh, just because like I said, like even.

00:38:18
Speaker 1: Like the weird, but I would still trust a woman over a man. Does what does el Wood say she has? If you would have come to a sorority dinner, I would have at least been nice to you. Yes, let's all be like el Woods.

00:38:31
Speaker 3: Yes, Prue, I object, I love her.

00:38:36
Speaker 1: Let's just all be ell Woods. Okay, let's just very quickly. Shannon Doherty has passed away after battling cancer for quite some time. She was fifty three, and then fitness guru Richard Simmons, who's remember he wrote that Instagram post and it was kind of we didn't really know about battling something. Yes, do we know if he was battling something.

00:39:07
Speaker 4: I was just about to go in here and see if.

00:39:10
Speaker 1: He passed away of natural causes that I do know. But they were showing on k t LA like all of these videos of him and he just had like he was like pretty captivating. He was so cool, you know, and he, like all the women behind him that were working out with him, looked so freaking happy. I know he brought people joy.

00:39:31
Speaker 3: Yeah, and I don't see anything about I wonder if it's just being.

00:39:36
Speaker 4: Kept on post. It looks like but they just said, hello, gorgeous, Please don't rain on my parade.

00:39:44
Speaker 1: What's the photo being fabulous? Obviously, was he.

00:39:53
Speaker 2: Publicly gay?

00:39:54
Speaker 1: I don't know that. Okay, I do not know that. I know he was a publicly fabulous and all the exercise I was like, Oh, I could get down with that.

00:40:03
Speaker 2: Oh my god, are you kidding me?

00:40:05
Speaker 3: He never publicly discussed his sexuality. After his death, Actress Jane Fonda said that the last time she saw Simmons was when she had lunch with him and his boyfriend at the Polo Lounge. She said that the relationship was new and he was proud. So hopefully he did everything he wanted to do in life and passed away as a happy, happy man.

00:40:26
Speaker 1: I hope he did too. And I also don't want Shannon Doherty's passing to get lost because there was breaking news in the political world right the day that she passed away. We are not a political podcast. We will not be venturing into that topic. But we are well aware of what's going through this. We are an educated bunch. I'm also thrilled to see that Alec Baldwin his case was dismissed.

00:40:53
Speaker 2: Yeah. I saw that.

00:40:55
Speaker 1: Yeah, he aged like one hundred years.

00:40:57
Speaker 2: I'm sure the stress.

00:41:00
Speaker 4: Stress and it's like I feel like, it's not like you wasn't all he didn't do anything right.

00:41:05
Speaker 1: For those of you who have been living under a rock, there was a movie called Rust. There was a one. There was someone who passed away on set because the the prop weapons that were being used were not properly. Yes, producer John cinematographer Sinneth, a cinematographer, lost her life on the set of Rust because whoever was handling the prop guns, which a lot of times they're not rubber, they do shoot something. I have not been on very many movie sets. We've talked about this before. I prefer a rubber gun. I don't like even if this is not shooting real bullets, I just don't like the feel of it. I don't like the kickback. Give me a rubber gun. Spend the money in post to add the little sound effects, all right, and if it doesn't look like I'm really shooting a gun. We're not making oscar A worthy movies here, all right, I'm not really that concerned about it. Okay, I don't really give a shit anyway. I personally didn't feel like Alec Baldwin was at fault in any way. He goes on set, he has one job, right, create a character and make this movie great. Someone hands him a gun, he shoots it, and it's not properly looked at and taken care of. That's the prop masters, right.

00:42:34
Speaker 2: Horrifying that that could even happen.

00:42:36
Speaker 1: It is horrifying, horrifying, Like why are we still using these types of props.

00:42:42
Speaker 3: It's it's actually wild because like we can make robots, but we can't make fake guns that look real enough to use on a movie.

00:42:51
Speaker 1: I'm watching Elon Musk shoot freaking spaceships into the air every two weeks in La back down into the middle of the Pacific and like find their way back to Elon Musk. Yes, you're telling me you can't have a freaking fake gun that it gives you some Elk back without anything coming out of it.

00:43:11
Speaker 2: You're tripping, tripping.

00:43:12
Speaker 1: You make cars that park themselves.

00:43:14
Speaker 2: You make way mos.

00:43:16
Speaker 1: What's that?

00:43:17
Speaker 3: It's a car that literally drives itself. It picks you up like an uber and no one's in there.

00:43:21
Speaker 1: I've seen those terrifying.

00:43:23
Speaker 2: Wild Can we touch on this, David arcad or do you not?

00:43:26
Speaker 1: Are you always? Let's touch on David Arcade. I'm so for you, because that's what we're gonna That's what we're gonna end with. I just want to say that, you guys, I have not watched I haven't watched any Beverly or Beverly Hills. I haven't watched any Housewives.

00:43:43
Speaker 3: That stinks because I have really no, I haven't, but I said that because I I really wanted to, but then I didn't see it in your notes since so I thought I'm not gonna watch it.

00:43:56
Speaker 1: I need to watch it. Keep in mind, it was my baby Monson. I will be back at it wat Catching up on Jersey and OC has started, you guys know, I've been so excited to see OC because I've heard it is the best season that they've ever made in all the years of the franchise.

00:44:14
Speaker 2: So we need to be on Jersey and OC.

00:44:17
Speaker 1: Jersey and OC. I want to quickly touch on Brandy Glanville addresses the Jack's Taylor hookup rumor after fans claim he made a bedroom confession. Brandy Glanville denies that they've ever hooked up. There was a tidbit about Jack's and Ramona singer.

00:44:37
Speaker 2: Stop are you spelling?

00:44:38
Speaker 4: Tea?

00:44:41
Speaker 1: Listen to my eyes exclusive Wait, there's truth to it. Raise your eyebrows almost hitting your hairline? Wait?

00:44:51
Speaker 2: Who told you this?

00:44:52
Speaker 1: I'm not telling Ramona and Jack's and just so I don't catch a case with a lawsuit allegedly. Remember what I said, guys, all of them touch your hairline allegedly.

00:45:12
Speaker 3: I am shook to my core. I'm shut and so excited about this tea.

00:45:18
Speaker 1: So there's that. Let's talk about David Arquette in a clown before we bust into ache and Relief of the week.

00:45:25
Speaker 3: He's been really, really on this for like the past few years.

00:45:28
Speaker 2: A few years, I mean maybe even more by.

00:45:32
Speaker 1: Huh. I know, I've heard he first tell you how I'm doing. Not well, bitch, not well, bitch. That'strenda always the best housewife in all the lands, the best housewife.

00:45:46
Speaker 3: I heard an interview with David Arquette like a year ago and He's like he got the rights to Boso the Clown or something, but he's just seems like, I don't know this guy personally. The sweetest heart in the world, Arquette or Boso Arquette.

00:46:00
Speaker 2: I'm not sure about Boso.

00:46:01
Speaker 4: Hold On, isn't he Boo?

00:46:03
Speaker 1: No? Hold On, Boso is out. Boso's finished. People don't care about Bozo. What is Seinfeld?

00:46:14
Speaker 2: I felt? SEINFELDT, Yes, I'm I'm a fraud.

00:46:18
Speaker 4: You know you are.

00:46:19
Speaker 1: George. George is dating a woman with a child and he wants a clown. You just gotta get both. He's finished.

00:46:28
Speaker 2: That's hilarious.

00:46:29
Speaker 3: Actually, oh well, David Arqat is just trying to He's on a mission to make people like clowns again. There are good clowns out there, that's true. Clowns get a bad rap.

00:46:40
Speaker 1: Is he playing a clown in a new movie that he's trying to.

00:46:44
Speaker 3: It's so cute and sweet, and he loves clowns. Knows clowns have gotten a bad rap with penny Wise from It and Twisty from American Horror Story.

00:46:54
Speaker 2: But he wants to change that.

00:46:55
Speaker 1: Let me tell you something, David Arqatt. Let me tell you something. My child has never been exposed to it ever in her life. She saw a clown the other day at the park freaked out. I mean that is called instinct. Yeah, No one made these clowns scary. They've always been scary. When my three year old knows that a clown is scary and I've never shown her it before, I'm telling you, the thing's freaking scary. So as much as I appreciate David Arquette trying to like make us think that clowns are exciting and happy, they're freaking scary. They are so great And David Arquette, David Arquette has a message for you, and if you find clowns creepy, you should give them a second shot.

00:47:38
Speaker 3: He said, if you find okay, give them a second shot. This is cute, he said. We're on a mission to sort of bring joy back to the world and sort of shine a light on happy clowns.

00:47:49
Speaker 2: And Bozo is one of the happiest, he explains. I think it's so cute.

00:47:53
Speaker 3: If you want to listen to a really good episode of David Arquette talking about this armchair Ecs with Dak Shepherd, Monica Padman, and they interviewed David Arquette, and it's that he really goes into this and it's really cute and sweet.

00:48:08
Speaker 1: This is terrifying. Okay, well are you joking? Me tell you how to make people that's bozo?

00:48:17
Speaker 3: Okay, well, boso doesn't look like that anymore. If David Arquet has anything to do with it.

00:48:22
Speaker 1: Let me tell you something. This is the way you make people not afraid of clowns anymore. You change what a clown is.

00:48:28
Speaker 2: Clowns look freaky.

00:48:30
Speaker 1: You've got these guys in bald caps, white as ghosts, eyebrows up to their hairlines.

00:48:38
Speaker 4: Like Ronald McDonald is a scary bastard.

00:48:42
Speaker 2: I'm gonna google.

00:48:43
Speaker 1: Let's not make them have red smiles up to their eyeballs.

00:48:48
Speaker 2: It's the smiles that are really scary. Okay. This is when you think of clown You should think of like big.

00:48:55
Speaker 4: Feet, red nose.

00:48:56
Speaker 3: Like like, I mean, a lot of them are I guess this slutty clown, sloody clown.

00:49:05
Speaker 2: I don't know, you, guys, I just like this.

00:49:07
Speaker 1: They're just so cute, Jessica, it's so cute.

00:49:12
Speaker 3: You guys got to listen to the interview and then get back to me because he's just so passionate.

00:49:16
Speaker 2: I love when people have passions to bring joy.

00:49:20
Speaker 1: Producer John is shaking his head. Yeah, you're in a weird stage of life.

00:49:23
Speaker 3: I know, I'm really I'm I'm uh yeah.

00:49:27
Speaker 1: I'm okay, I'm okay signing off.

00:49:31
Speaker 2: Oh I thought you meant like me.

00:49:33
Speaker 1: No, No, I'm not going to give him a second chance. My three year old is terrified of them. Yeah, I call that's a natural instinct. I'm sorry, not happening. You're weird, You're it, you are it with the balloon ache of the week in relief, Jessica, would you.

00:49:52
Speaker 3: Like to go, oh boy, oh boy, my ache of the week.

00:49:57
Speaker 2: I don't know. I'm just in a little oh you know what.

00:50:01
Speaker 3: No, I will say a lot of I've gotten a lot of dms, and there's some YouTube comments be like asking about my personal life.

00:50:10
Speaker 2: And I'll update you guys on that one day. So's I'm in a bit of a transition period.

00:50:15
Speaker 3: So I feel like it's an ache, but it's also a relief because there's growth.

00:50:20
Speaker 2: There's growth when you're uncomfortable.

00:50:22
Speaker 3: I think, yes, and then my actual relief is, you know, I'm just I feel like we.

00:50:28
Speaker 2: Haven't had a jiu jitsu relief in a while.

00:50:30
Speaker 3: Here I am back at it again, focusing on jiu jitsu.

00:50:35
Speaker 1: That's a good outlet when you have trans when you're in a time of transition, you have to have something that can like reground you get your mind off of things. Yeah, up those endorphins.

00:50:46
Speaker 3: Yes, And I'm competing August fourth and my dad's coming, which is so exciting, and I've already talked about that, and so we're doing either or. August fourth is points, August eleventh is submission only.

00:51:00
Speaker 2: So the way you win is like choking them out. So I'm gonna like that.

00:51:03
Speaker 1: Choke them out, girls, choke him out.

00:51:06
Speaker 4: Like that front row both comps.

00:51:10
Speaker 1: There there, we will be there. It's you and relief.

00:51:16
Speaker 4: Don't have one. That's great.

00:51:19
Speaker 1: Ak and relief are so boring. He never has one of either.

00:51:23
Speaker 2: Is that you couldn't come to the monsoon.

00:51:25
Speaker 1: I couldn't.

00:51:26
Speaker 4: Oh no, that's not an ache.

00:51:30
Speaker 1: What's not an inche.

00:51:31
Speaker 4: Not being able to go to your monsoon? That was for you. I really don't have an ache. I really don't like it's everything's been good. We had family around, we had everything, So my everything's been pretty good the past week and no ache. My relief is I got my hairy twisted.

00:51:47
Speaker 1: I know it looks really good.

00:51:49
Speaker 2: Is this from the person that we talked about the other day, the girl?

00:51:53
Speaker 4: Yeah, so I want to shout out Jalen and yeah, so she retwisted and I'll drop all of her like and stuff like that. But yeah, she took care of me and will continue. But yeah, a big shout out to her.

00:52:05
Speaker 1: She was great.

00:52:05
Speaker 4: That is my relief.

00:52:06
Speaker 2: Okay, we love it.

00:52:09
Speaker 1: My ache is yet again physical. I like to think that. So my baby baby s is right now still breach. I'm thirty a little over thirty three weeks now. My obie said, stop stressing. There's plenty of time for her to drop. I've been feeling a little funky, like my ribcage is kind of it feels like she's gripped onto it and she's like yank down on it. So I don't know if she's trying to work her way down to what they call the birthing canal.

00:52:46
Speaker 2: Canal, Wow, low are you doing? Can you do things? This is real to like move them?

00:52:54
Speaker 1: Yes. So there's people who have spoken about massages that you can get for breached babies, babies who are overdue and you are trying to go into labor. There's also my friend Danny showed me a YouTube video of a bunch of exercises that you can do to kind of let the belly hang and they have some room to move. Oh interesting, because I was comparing this pregnancy and how I physically look to my last pregnancy with Ocean, and I do look like I'm carrying the same and I do look like I've maybe gained the same amount of weight. I was a little bit more swollen through the face with Ocean, but I got cankles with baby S and this baby's gonna be bigger. So I'm wondering if maybe I just got to like let the belly hang to like offer her some room to move.

00:53:50
Speaker 2: Have you ever have you seen those massage tables? I bet that's a way.

00:53:54
Speaker 1: With the whole Yes, that sounds so good, saying then you could just nap, That just sounds good. Yeah. Right now I'm sleeping in L shape because between the rib cage hurting, the back breaking, and the esophageal herd acid, I have a really hard time sleeping.

00:54:14
Speaker 2: What do you mean L shape? Feet? Yeah, show us.

00:54:18
Speaker 1: Like my body's up like this and then my legs are straight out.

00:54:22
Speaker 2: Oh that doesn't sound comfortable at all.

00:54:24
Speaker 1: It's not, Jessica.

00:54:26
Speaker 4: It's just the only thing.

00:54:27
Speaker 2: That is comfortable, the only thing that fits me right now.

00:54:30
Speaker 1: Sweats are the only thing that's what is it, sweatpants, sweatpant that fits me right now. So that's my ache. But again, feeling very blessed and grateful that I'm creating human life. It is not lost on me that it is not. People don't just get pregnant like that. So I am not complaining. I'm feeling very grateful for everything that's going on. And you know, any movement, whether my back is breaking or my cage is hurting, I'm like, you know what, all good girl, A good girl. You just make yourself.

00:55:09
Speaker 2: You're literally making a human It's wild.

00:55:12
Speaker 1: And then I would say my relief was the baby monsoon. It was just I have an overwhelming amount of gratitude for the people that are in my life, and I feel just very very happy love it. So there we go. You guys, I hope that you enjoyed this episode of the Give Them La La podcast. I love you so much. I want to Thank you for tuning in, supporting, writing comments, writing into the bonus episode so that we have something to bump gums about. Reminder, bonus episodes drop every Monday, video drop same day. Regular old episodes are every Wednesday, and you can watch the videos on YouTube Fridays at nine am Pacific time. Have the best week ever and.

00:55:57
Speaker 2: I have your birthday.

00:55:59
Speaker 1: Happy birthday to you. See you later.

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