Episode 73 - Random Xenos of the Galaxy pt 2

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[SPEAKER_01]: On today's class, we close out our random coverage of the random xenorases in the Forty K Galaxy.
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[SPEAKER_01]: So anyway, back to the cast.
[SPEAKER_01]: So at the beginning of last cast, I said to the Iran adventurers in those species and
[SPEAKER_01]: I think we're hitting that pretty hard because some of these candidly are like a two paragraph thing in a random codex and others are entire themes of novels.
[SPEAKER_01]: So hope you guys like what we did last time because we're doing another one.
[SPEAKER_01]: We're doing the cool ones now.
[SPEAKER_01]: Oh, it's just as random, but we're gonna open with the orangutan party time.
[SPEAKER_01]: Is it by the way?
[SPEAKER_01]: Is it Joe Carroll?
[SPEAKER_01]: I actually don't.
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, okay.
[SPEAKER_01]: I was worried it was.
[SPEAKER_01]: Jocca Rose, my dad.
[SPEAKER_02]: So, um, I mean, someone will tell us, but yeah, we'll get corrected.
[SPEAKER_02]: Mostly.
[SPEAKER_02]: We're for sure not pronouncing it, correct?
[SPEAKER_02]: That's fine.
[SPEAKER_02]: But I mean, we're really
[SPEAKER_02]: We get continuity of that.
[SPEAKER_01]: We're consistent.
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, the Joe Carroll are the Boba Fets of the Forty Kay universe and that they GW wrote them as a whatever thing.
[SPEAKER_02]: And the name is popular.
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, every one was like, tell me more about the orange monkeys.
[SPEAKER_01]: And it's like, the what?
[SPEAKER_01]: The jokero.
[SPEAKER_01]: We wrote space marines.
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, yeah.
[SPEAKER_01]: Anyway, too much talking talking more jokero.
[SPEAKER_01]: I want to know.
[SPEAKER_01]: I want, I want jokero novels.
[SPEAKER_01]: Um, keep going.
[SPEAKER_01]: This does go always back to.
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_01]: Well, that's that's the problem.
[SPEAKER_01]: This is the bonus life back when the old ones were in the war in heaven.
[SPEAKER_01]: They started like uplifting and creating species to fight for them.
[SPEAKER_01]: And the last two big ones they made were the crook who were going to be the muscle and violence to push the what were now the neck runs and the seatons back, but they also made the the jokaro to be the masters of technology.
[SPEAKER_01]: And for no conceivable reason, none, by the way, the jokaro are giant orange ape.
[SPEAKER_01]: So the giant, this is the giant orangutans.
[SPEAKER_01]: written at a time, millions of years.
[SPEAKER_01]: I mean, millions of years before the first ape ever appeared on earth.
[SPEAKER_02]: This is sixty five billion years ago.
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, this predates apes.
[SPEAKER_01]: That's when the media you're hit.
[SPEAKER_01]: So just for the record, there was a T-Rex who was about to have a horrible day and no orang attacks, but there was one in a different section of the galaxy.
[SPEAKER_02]: making weapons like a madman.
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, so the joke hero abilities will make some so cool.
[SPEAKER_01]: So their ability from the old months is they just intrinsically understand technology and can create it from basically anything.
[SPEAKER_01]: You put a joke hero in a front of a pile of scrap and you'll have weapons, engines, battles, suits, whatever.
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, every single time.
[SPEAKER_02]: It's fantastic because he make a bunch of different stuff too.
[SPEAKER_01]: That's what would be a little bit older than you would say.
[SPEAKER_01]: He teams it.
[SPEAKER_01]: Just need myself a little bit younger than you, because that makes it just a hair younger than you.
[SPEAKER_02]: Ooh, just go for modern times.
[SPEAKER_02]: He's just gonna jinx it.
[SPEAKER_01]: I have no idea you're talking about.
[SPEAKER_02]: What?
[SPEAKER_02]: Do you watch nothing?
[SPEAKER_01]: No, I have, I have this podcast takes up time, child, jujitsu, job, not a lot of, like, shit, I wonder what's good on TV.
[SPEAKER_01]: That's start for art.
[SPEAKER_02]: I mean, you don't watch art, can't.
[SPEAKER_01]: I'm sure I might not play with a shot.
[SPEAKER_01]: I just, like, it's, man, it's tough keeping up.
[SPEAKER_02]: There's a lot of TV.
[SPEAKER_02]: John, look, all you get to do is never sleep, and you can do whatever you want.
[SPEAKER_02]: It's super good for you, my doctor should recommend.
[SPEAKER_02]: You do have more doctors than me.
[SPEAKER_02]: I'm sorry, I'm like dominate, dominate.
[SPEAKER_01]: Anyway, so in the sixty million years since the fall, the old one is the joke.
[SPEAKER_01]: I've just been kind of bouncing around the galaxy.
[SPEAKER_01]: They live in these just family units that seem to just only want to survive.
[SPEAKER_01]: But the real reason, but the better explanation for that is that they've survived for sixty million years because no one wants to mess with them.
[SPEAKER_02]: Well, no one wants to mess with them, but also no one wants them around either.
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're,
[SPEAKER_01]: The Eldar were terrified of them because they were worried that they would build a doctor's strange love level weapon.
[SPEAKER_02]: And they just don't want you to start new key.
[SPEAKER_01]: It is blow up like, yeah, well, the thing is that Joe Kerl could just build to me, there's blows up a third of the galaxy just disappears.
[SPEAKER_01]: Whoops.
[SPEAKER_01]: It's a Daisy.
[SPEAKER_01]: Yes, because well, they don't think we thought to be interesting.
[SPEAKER_01]: So they've just survived.
[SPEAKER_01]: They kind of float through the galaxy.
[SPEAKER_01]: And whenever they show up, everyone just kind of goes, ah, crap.
[SPEAKER_02]: Well, the crate, I love this bottom because they have no agenda.
[SPEAKER_02]: They're like crazy space orangutan hippies that are just wildly wandering about going, oh, here's the best weapon ever in the galaxy.
[SPEAKER_02]: What are you going to do with it?
[SPEAKER_01]: I don't know, it's gonna make it sandwich, you're like, I'm gonna, I'm gonna disassemble it and build it again to something else because, yeah, I also wanted to make some coffee, so I'm gonna make it into a coffee.
[SPEAKER_01]: It makes like speed building legos.
[SPEAKER_01]: And I just back in, it's a pirate ship.
[SPEAKER_01]: Now it's a spaceship.
[SPEAKER_01]: And so what's cool about them is we say we make technology I mean they make incredible technology with insane precision like a handheld glass cannon or like a power cell you could power an entire ship all out of that's a size of bread's doctor pepper can they just do it don't make that this is the horrible sound at the edit out later of of your can hitting the table
[SPEAKER_01]: I gotta get proud of softer table.
[SPEAKER_01]: They can start recording in the carpet.
[SPEAKER_01]: It keeps moving my table by the way.
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, every time Brad gets here.
[SPEAKER_01]: Well, I, I, I could build the stuff where every time Brad gets here.
[SPEAKER_01]: And he goes upset that that I don't go two or three weeks after last time we recorded a week of that.
[SPEAKER_01]: Don't put the table exactly where it was the week before.
[SPEAKER_02]: I feel that's a viable bitch.
[SPEAKER_01]: I was great.
[SPEAKER_01]: Your feet are touching the ground that I'd be thankful.
[SPEAKER_02]: I have actually.
[SPEAKER_02]: I can swing my chair back and forth now.
[SPEAKER_01]: One of the things that's really back to Joe Caro that's really great about the Joe Caro is the Imperium is obsessed with them and it obsessed them because they keep realizing that Joe Caro are the source of all the stuff in the galaxy they find most interesting.
[SPEAKER_01]: A good example of that is the blackstone fortresses, where imperial scholars, when they look at recordings of the interaction of blackstone fortresses, then the recordings of Joe Caroships realized it's the same tech.
[SPEAKER_01]: There's no who built them.
[SPEAKER_02]: Well, the crazy part about this is that you Caro have had a direct line for sixty-five millionaires now, but give zero F's about
[SPEAKER_02]: anything.
[SPEAKER_02]: Anything.
[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_02]: They just don't care.
[SPEAKER_02]: You're like, you like, what are you guys doing?
[SPEAKER_02]: Like, let me, we could probably just build some stuff and take an over.
[SPEAKER_02]: But what are you going to do?
[SPEAKER_02]: And they're like, I was going to go again, make a sandwich.
[SPEAKER_02]: And if you would stop interrupting me, I'll make a mistake.
[SPEAKER_02]: I'm healthy maker.
[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_01]: I'm actually making a machine that will make the greatest sandwich.
[SPEAKER_01]: It's ever made in the history of time.
[SPEAKER_01]: That's what I'm going to make.
[SPEAKER_01]: And I'm going to eat that sandwich.
[SPEAKER_01]: And I'm going to disassemble that machine and make something different.
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_01]: probably want you to move you tonight off and you're like, what is even happening right now?
[SPEAKER_01]: What I really know, my favorite part of the Joe Carroll Loro, though, is how the Ordozinos feels about them.
[SPEAKER_01]: This is a giant orange ape.
[SPEAKER_01]: The only, they look as human as an orangutan, looks human.
[SPEAKER_01]: And the inquisitions viewpoint on them is that they are, okay, it's a super awesome to fight with them in my great nights of fifth edition.
[SPEAKER_01]: Exactly, there is no reason for us to do any level of exterminators on a joke arrow.
[SPEAKER_01]: In fact, if you even imply that they would be an enemy of the Imperium, you will now be an enemy of the Imperium.
[SPEAKER_01]: These things are awesome.
[SPEAKER_02]: What are my favorite parts of other jacara is?
[SPEAKER_02]: They're definitely not Zenos.
[SPEAKER_02]: We can't.
[SPEAKER_02]: We don't have to get rid of them.
[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_02]: And you're like, yeah, but they definitely follow the the creed of the imperium.
[SPEAKER_01]: No, they give.
[SPEAKER_01]: They don't, they don't do that either.
[SPEAKER_01]: But do not get in the order of malice and the order of heredicists also were like, yeah, that's okay.
[SPEAKER_01]: They get a pass.
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_02]: You're like, but they're happened to be on the same battlefield as you.
[SPEAKER_02]: They will fight the other guys.
[SPEAKER_01]: Actually, more but they will make a weapon for you that will kill them.
[SPEAKER_01]: It's the end of the other guys.
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_01]: So the Jocale are technically part of the Imperium.
[SPEAKER_01]: That is true.
[SPEAKER_01]: They don't even know this.
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_01]: The Imperium is claimed them.
[SPEAKER_01]: That's the the Imperium's yellow dibs when they saw Jocale.
[SPEAKER_01]: And the Jocale just moved on with their day.
[SPEAKER_01]: The best is they could make whatever weapons they want it.
[SPEAKER_01]: They had a cool role.
[SPEAKER_01]: They had a real date so they were in the game for a
[SPEAKER_01]: couple of additions.
[SPEAKER_01]: Maybe two was fifth for sure because I played it with brain lights.
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_01]: I mean, they had models till a couple months ago.
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_01]: Well, man, that's right.
[SPEAKER_02]: They existed until they were going to say, you could nor do those for the last five years.
[SPEAKER_01]: But I think I think they may have had rules and knife.
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, they did.
[SPEAKER_01]: There was a road trader on to us.
[SPEAKER_01]: You could you could run.
[SPEAKER_01]: They made a decision.
[SPEAKER_01]: You should know that because they weren't any good, because it probably GW never gave them the rules they should have had, which is I have a Joe caro.
[SPEAKER_01]: Does your opponent have a Joe caro?
[SPEAKER_01]: No, you're going to die.
[SPEAKER_01]: You win the battle.
[SPEAKER_02]: because he got bored.
[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, I was just like, yeah, whatever.
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, this Joe Carroll took the two rhinos that your army has and turned them into an entire planet wiping laser and then and then a salmon.
[SPEAKER_01]: So then and then afterwards turned to a barbecue and everyone had brisket.
[SPEAKER_02]: And he was damaging to the the morale of the troops because they never ate anything as good.
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_01]: So that's the joke, Carol.
[SPEAKER_01]: As you can tell, we enjoy them.
[SPEAKER_01]: These are the fun random ones, the grandals.
[SPEAKER_01]: These guys are hilarious.
[SPEAKER_01]: So the grandals are just super random because they appear in a single space wolf novel.
[SPEAKER_01]: That's it.
[SPEAKER_01]: It's a massive creature and it basically is made of the black rocks of the planet.
[SPEAKER_01]: It's between one in five meters in size, which is a pretty wide.
[SPEAKER_02]: I am also between one.
[SPEAKER_01]: Actually, I'm not.
[SPEAKER_01]: I'm still smaller than one meter.
[SPEAKER_02]: No, I mean, you're not sitting down.
[SPEAKER_01]: I was like, but Mac, you're big and like, my kids over a meter, you're bigger than my son.
[SPEAKER_01]: Not two of them.
[SPEAKER_01]: Two of my kids.
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, you're well under two meters.
[SPEAKER_01]: You don't need the two.
[SPEAKER_01]: So anyway, these things are funny because they have these giant rocky outcroppings on their bodies that are specifically written as being resistant to boulder fire.
[SPEAKER_01]: You know what this is though, right?
[SPEAKER_02]: This is cord.
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_01]: I know it's cork.
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, it's guys.
[SPEAKER_02]: How's it going?
[SPEAKER_01]: They don't speak though.
[SPEAKER_01]: That's the problem.
[SPEAKER_01]: They don't speak.
[SPEAKER_01]: They're just, oh yeah, they have some big claws and sharp teeth.
[SPEAKER_01]: Of course they do.
[SPEAKER_01]: They always do.
[SPEAKER_01]: What I like about them is they have no higher consciousness.
[SPEAKER_01]: They just fight whatever attacks them.
[SPEAKER_01]: So all you had to do was just move around them and not bother them.
[SPEAKER_01]: But they're in a space wolf novel.
[SPEAKER_01]: So the space wolves looked down and see a chance to get in a hand-to-hand combat with a five meter tall rock monster.
[SPEAKER_02]: I'm just assuming it was just sitting in a chair.
[SPEAKER_01]: What?
[SPEAKER_01]: What's happening?
[SPEAKER_01]: And so this entire, just my opinion, the entire space wolf mission to the planet got delayed because just space wolf after space wolf wanted to have their own saga.
[SPEAKER_01]: Also, the space bulbs, the ones that named them the grandals.
[SPEAKER_01]: And it's just in the grandal, apparently, what I believe I read was that it's a random slang term for that thing from a infant resilient.
[SPEAKER_01]: So they fought a bunch of things and you have the time to name, but it looked at, they turned the go pro.
[SPEAKER_01]: And I grabbed the axe.
[SPEAKER_02]: Like, don't start recording until the guy starts swinging back.
[SPEAKER_02]: I think why, because instead of looking pretty lame if I punch this guy, well, he's sitting.
[SPEAKER_01]: All right, so from there, let's move on to the New Orleans.
[SPEAKER_01]: And so the New Orleans come from a role-playing game, the Forty, in the Forty K called Dark Heresy.
[SPEAKER_02]: They updated this by the way.
[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, it was okay.
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[SPEAKER_01]: So the annoyance are a small, humanoid race, which I think is written to be like a mix with a half-ling in an elf, because there are one-and-a-half meters tall, cough, cough, cough, cough, cough, cough, cough, cough, cough, cough, cough, cough, cough, cough, cough, cough, cough, cough, cough, cough, cough, cough, cough, cough, cough, cough, cough, cough, cough, cough, cough, cough, cough, cough, cough, cough, cough.
[SPEAKER_01]: So you're okay.
[SPEAKER_01]: But I did, while writing the show notes, took a break to Google if this, if this was Tarzan Brad, but very slight of build.
[SPEAKER_01]: So the opposite.
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_01]: You're good.
[SPEAKER_01]: What's funny about them is just the way they wrote them.
[SPEAKER_01]: They also say that their skin exudes a lubricating material, which makes them really hard to capture and hold on to, which is a cool idea, but it just means that they're gross.
[SPEAKER_01]: Like everything they touch, they leave an oil slick on.
[SPEAKER_02]: like covered in k-wide jelly.
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, I'm just thinking about like having like your child eat cheetos.
[SPEAKER_01]: It's like me now I know where you've been the entire week and I always find you.
[SPEAKER_01]: Exactly.
[SPEAKER_01]: They're there.
[SPEAKER_01]: They're just a little track of them anywhere.
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, so basically the worst possible shit make everywhere they go.
[SPEAKER_01]: They're just someone with OCD following them with this endless supply of paper towels.
[SPEAKER_01]: You imagine the servitors on that just like nah, it's their only thing that they do with life and you have to do is keep the ship clean it just the servitor would probably actually might regain sentience.
[SPEAKER_01]: Anyway, the aluminum, funny story, and I actually do fair, there's not a lot of servers because they hate the Imperium with a passion.
[SPEAKER_01]: Not humans, by the way, they're totally cool with trading with humans, just not agents or followers of the Imperium.
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, no reason why is given just that they hate them.
[SPEAKER_01]: And they're pretty, but what I like about them is that they're extremely technologically advanced, but they hide it.
[SPEAKER_01]: So they wear what look like normal clothes, like simple tools, but if they're threatened,
[SPEAKER_01]: these, all these tools turn into like special rifles.
[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, they get spectra gadget stuff.
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, exactly.
[SPEAKER_01]: And they're close combat weapons are called something on a whisper line, which is a monofilament technology.
[SPEAKER_01]: They will slaughter you.
[SPEAKER_01]: They also have, um, spider pistols.
[SPEAKER_01]: I'm, of course, right.
[SPEAKER_01]: So you said, everyone knows, Brad was doing the finger guns while while trying to think up what the gun was he was doing.
[SPEAKER_01]: Now, not, not once, like shoot him a Gavin over and over again, like he'd be like, you're just playing cowboys and Indians, like, and shooting out.
[SPEAKER_01]: Look, it's charred weapons and they shoot a lot.
[SPEAKER_02]: All right.
[SPEAKER_01]: Thank you very much.
[SPEAKER_01]: way to go.
[SPEAKER_01]: Again, the Marionette Show continues.
[SPEAKER_01]: The Ordozinos, though, are really, really concerned about the New Orleans.
[SPEAKER_01]: And not because they hate the Imperium, that doesn't make you special in the galaxy.
[SPEAKER_01]: It's because when they trade with humanity,
[SPEAKER_01]: they do some, their trades don't make sense.
[SPEAKER_01]: They will offer up precious metals, items, technology, valuable goods.
[SPEAKER_01]: And what they ask for in return is like plants, bones, literal garbage.
[SPEAKER_01]: It doesn't make any sense until the Ordozinos are worried that they're actually at perving dark rich.
[SPEAKER_02]: There's, they think that they're doing voodoo.
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, that's what they do.
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, that's what they do.
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, that's what they do.
[SPEAKER_01]: So the Ordozinos want them all dead.
[SPEAKER_01]: But they want most people dead.
[SPEAKER_01]: It's not special.
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, so the joke out because the joke hero aren't aliens.
[SPEAKER_01]: I should be fair.
[SPEAKER_01]: I shouldn't have put them in the cast.
[SPEAKER_01]: They're not Zenos.
[SPEAKER_01]: They are humans.
[SPEAKER_01]: My mistake, guys, sorry.
[SPEAKER_01]: I just realized that I should, this is the wrong guess.
[SPEAKER_01]: Well, do random, random totally not aliens of the imperium.
[SPEAKER_01]: It's just the joke, Carol.
[SPEAKER_01]: And the, and the, and the ratlings.
[SPEAKER_01]: Anyway, the Bargette, the Bargette, I'm going with Bargette, it's easier, he's funny.
[SPEAKER_01]: We're just going to need Bargette, yeah, we're doing Nate Bargette.
[SPEAKER_02]: I'm almost positive, he does not know this.
[SPEAKER_01]: I'm quite positive, he does not.
[SPEAKER_01]: But anyway, the Bargette are an alien race from the right side of the galaxy that we're encountered.
[SPEAKER_01]: Of course they are.
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, everything's either the fringe or the right side, which is where nothing's sound, nothing's the bottom or the left.
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, if you're on the right, they probably bought a lot of aliens.
[SPEAKER_01]: They were actually kind of during the great crusade by the white scars.
[SPEAKER_02]: I'll go for the white scars.
[SPEAKER_01]: Not well.
[SPEAKER_01]: It's the sons of all right for the white scars.
[SPEAKER_01]: They, they do love charging into, into battles.
[SPEAKER_01]: They shouldn't be charging into.
[SPEAKER_01]: So the white scars discover that Bergazzi and
[SPEAKER_01]: Well, that's where I went and lost almost entire brotherhood to them.
[SPEAKER_01]: And the reason why he's because the Bargazzi are spoiler alert, razor sharp claws with sharp teeth.
[SPEAKER_01]: But more importantly, they have a really tough hide that is resistant to most imperial weaponry and they're lightning fast.
[SPEAKER_02]: We say, like, the fast, not we're working the jab fast as in, oh, we didn't know we're being attacked by these guys.
[SPEAKER_01]: Yes, they come out of nowhere.
[SPEAKER_01]: And so the only reason that the white scars didn't die is because folk from the emperor's children showed up.
[SPEAKER_01]: However, even with
[SPEAKER_01]: two legions and multiple primarx, the bargazzi still couldn't be eliminated.
[SPEAKER_01]: So they ended up just saying, you know what, we're just going to jam them into the grendel stars and call it a day.
[SPEAKER_01]: I think you meant to say the eastern fringe.
[SPEAKER_01]: No, starboard, the starboard side of the galaxy.
[SPEAKER_01]: to our food sauce.
[SPEAKER_01]: Equally accurate.
[SPEAKER_01]: You know, why, why can't we do that?
[SPEAKER_01]: Well, let's go starboard.
[SPEAKER_01]: Watch out for the bow.
[SPEAKER_01]: There's a lot of rough stuff up there.
[SPEAKER_01]: All right.
[SPEAKER_01]: So two things about the bargazs that are pretty interesting.
[SPEAKER_01]: First, the jukari are aware of them and like them.
[SPEAKER_01]: So jukari beast men.
[SPEAKER_02]: They like them for a specific reason.
[SPEAKER_02]: They like they go, oh, these guys are cool.
[SPEAKER_01]: No, they want them to fight in the arena because their cool is hell so that the jukari will actually do raids into the bargacy or the bargazzi, whatever they are, to capture them, to fight them fight in the arena.
[SPEAKER_01]: The only problem with it is that they're not really domesticated, so you basically capture one, then you release it in the arena and it's in the arena until someone tells it.
[SPEAKER_02]: That is true, almost everything that they have, not everything.
[SPEAKER_02]: Most of the things that they capture, they sometimes use in battles.
[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, and they can't use these at all.
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, no, these, these, these just, as soon as you let them go, you're just like, they're killing everything.
[SPEAKER_01]: Well, the cooler story about them, those, the Imperium is terrified of them, especially with the tyranny and nation happening.
[SPEAKER_01]: So the tyrannies as we covered before,
[SPEAKER_01]: They adapt and change depending on the biomass they consume and the imperium knows this.
[SPEAKER_01]: There's actually a shadow campaign happening out on the right side of the galaxy where the autosinos are doing all that they can to keep the tyrannies away from the bargasi.
[SPEAKER_01]: because their fears, if the terrets were to consume them, the new being that would come out of that would be no nightmare town.
[SPEAKER_02]: Which has a couple of these.
[SPEAKER_02]: The imperium is so ready to virus bomb and wipe out places.
[SPEAKER_02]: And then they just don't.
[SPEAKER_01]: Stuff like, yeah, this is it.
[SPEAKER_01]: Well, I think my theory on this is that the Imperium knows that in order to kill the Bargaz, he will cost them endless amount of lives.
[SPEAKER_01]: And right now, by just keeping a blockade up, they lose like nothing.
[SPEAKER_01]: So they leave my loan.
[SPEAKER_01]: This is the, it's the, the chopper's known as the iron lords.
[SPEAKER_01]: The iron lords are sitting out there and their entire mission is, if they hide fleet,
[SPEAKER_01]: does make contact with the Vargassey.
[SPEAKER_01]: They are to exterminate the entire just basically block the sun and the stars everything there.
[SPEAKER_01]: Do not let the hive mind learn learn about this genetic code.
[SPEAKER_01]: They should do that right now.
[SPEAKER_01]: It'd be way better.
[SPEAKER_01]: Let's have fun with the crave that Jesus.
[SPEAKER_01]: Super cool looking.
[SPEAKER_01]: Super cool looking.
[SPEAKER_01]: The crave are a mix between a jukarian abat and they actually who
[SPEAKER_01]: live both in the material and the immaterial at the same time.
[SPEAKER_01]: And they basically are the jacari from being honest, they raid colonies, but instead of like, rain them to take slaves back, they do it to eat.
[SPEAKER_01]: Mostly people's brains.
[SPEAKER_01]: And they don't forget the other part.
[SPEAKER_01]: What?
[SPEAKER_01]: The fact that they also suck their souls?
[SPEAKER_01]: Yes.
[SPEAKER_01]: I love their bodies.
[SPEAKER_02]: Like, hey, man, this whole process is real sucky.
[SPEAKER_01]: What's crazy about the grave is that they actually predate the elder.
[SPEAKER_01]: They're one of the oldest beings in the galaxy.
[SPEAKER_01]: Like the elder, they are immensely powerful psychers.
[SPEAKER_01]: And the elder are kind of afraid of them to be honest.
[SPEAKER_01]: They'd appeared in a bunch of elder writings.
[SPEAKER_01]: One of the cool examples of them is the lion's book, The Lord of the First.
[SPEAKER_01]: So after a, after the battle of Elinore, the darkains were sent to a porthole and in here and they just gone dark and they got there and there's a bunch of worlds under the control of these Zino's psychers.
[SPEAKER_01]: So the lion decides, well, that's not happening.
[SPEAKER_01]: Kill them all.
[SPEAKER_01]: As soon as they arrive, the craves sent millions of thralls at the dark angels.
[SPEAKER_01]: And as they got closer, the crave actually began mind-dominating the dark angels themselves, having a dark angels turn on each other.
[SPEAKER_01]: The lion, of course, does what he does best as moment time and says, no, yeah, not going down like that.
[SPEAKER_02]: The lion only has boots of mine.
[SPEAKER_02]: Yes, that's the king.
[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, like, yeah, which, which one of my boots of mine?
[SPEAKER_01]: Yes, they're already on his looks down at the sentence.
[SPEAKER_01]: We're doing this.
[SPEAKER_01]: We're doing this right boots and the boots go, yeah, we are.
[SPEAKER_01]: And they just wreck the crave, although not enough to exterminate them, just in this one in this one area.
[SPEAKER_01]: The crate have since retreated back to the ghoul stars, but in some of the more recent stories of impopping through in the in the Imperium again, there's a terrifying, because their their mind control is of
[SPEAKER_02]: massive power, but they don't see it as a limit.
[SPEAKER_02]: And they know you don't know how many you have to have.
[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, they don't say like one grave could my control, a hundred thousand fifty thousand.
[SPEAKER_02]: It can be entire system.
[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, you don't have no idea.
[SPEAKER_02]: Because it looks like they can do it kind of at will.
[SPEAKER_01]: So let's do one that a lot of you should be aware of the interacts in the Kind of Rock.
[SPEAKER_01]: So if you haven't read Horace rising, it's one of the best books they've written.
[SPEAKER_01]: So the Kind of Rock and the Interacts are really key part of that book.
[SPEAKER_01]: So the Interacts are actually a mutated human.
[SPEAKER_01]: So not choosing those.
[SPEAKER_01]: They settled on their world during the golden age of technology and they've mutated now to have that years.
[SPEAKER_01]: Just why not?
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, because of course, why wouldn't you have that years?
[SPEAKER_01]: That's it.
[SPEAKER_01]: In that period of time, though, they became, you know, friendly to Zenos, and more than one's here, friendly with where they can't have rock, who were in ape-like alien, which no idea what that means.
[SPEAKER_01]: By the way, just, that's what they say, so I'm going to repeat it.
[SPEAKER_01]: I assume they looked like people.
[SPEAKER_02]: I say, my thing is, I just said that they were big, because they were larger, so I was just getting there a bunch of light.
[SPEAKER_01]: It was, yeah, really fun.
[SPEAKER_01]: It's a gorilla.
[SPEAKER_01]: Fine.
[SPEAKER_01]: And at some point, it may be something completely different.
[SPEAKER_01]: The cool story in them is at one point they were actually at war with each other, the Kennebrock and the Interacts, and then eventually the war ended and they made peace.
[SPEAKER_01]: So they joined each other's societies during the same time, they met the Eldar.
[SPEAKER_01]: And the Eldar taught them all about chaos, the war, all of this.
[SPEAKER_01]: And the Interacts, the Kennebrock joined the Eldar.
[SPEAKER_01]: in their mission to exterminate chaos for the galaxy.
[SPEAKER_01]: Luckily for them, Horace and the crew, including Arabis, just randomly showed up in their planet.
[SPEAKER_01]: And despite having a ton of knowledge about chaos, they never learned how to detect it.
[SPEAKER_02]: Again, Arabis is so comically evil, he's just, truly is mustard.
[SPEAKER_01]: But what makes them important is technologically, the Kenobrock were master crafters of weaponry.
[SPEAKER_01]: And one of them was a special sword called an Athamine.
[SPEAKER_01]: An Athamine?
[SPEAKER_01]: Whatever.
[SPEAKER_02]: It's wild because these are anti-weapons.
[SPEAKER_01]: Well, it's a really weird.
[SPEAKER_01]: The Anathamine is a sword that's semi-sentient.
[SPEAKER_01]: And all you have to do is speak the name of its target into the sword.
[SPEAKER_01]: And it will always strike that target.
[SPEAKER_01]: Aribus finds us and goes totally taken that.
[SPEAKER_01]: This is mine now, gives it to a corrupted government.
[SPEAKER_01]: You get, you, you can, you can, and the rest is called the Horus Harrison.
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, I'll say.
[SPEAKER_02]: And then should happen.
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_01]: Sadly, the intellect's the kid about to get eliminated, not that long after the Horace Harrisy by imperial colonial efforts.
[SPEAKER_01]: The imperial goes out there and discovers them and says, nope, wipes them all out, and there's now a nice, happy imperial colony where their civilization used to be.
[SPEAKER_02]: And one of those also should have probably picked up that tech, since they were creating slears swords.
[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_01]: Thank you.
[SPEAKER_01]: Meh, or a little bombardment.
[SPEAKER_01]: All right, the lacrimole.
[SPEAKER_01]: Before we dive in, I'm gonna call it the Ordozino's classifies all Zenos in the galaxy.
[SPEAKER_01]: It's mostly murderable and then definitely murder, but there's some that are murder with absolute speed and maximum effort.
[SPEAKER_01]: And these are classified as Zenos horrific as.
[SPEAKER_01]: This is a real thing we're not making.
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, this is completely really cool.
[SPEAKER_01]: This is what I want to say.
[SPEAKER_02]: This is a hundred percent of real.
[SPEAKER_01]: So all Z-nose are a threat to the Imperium, but the Z-nose are a reticous, post-suffinic, exceptional threat that they have to be dealt with, although primarily these threats are often them due to sub-derfuge.
[SPEAKER_01]: It's they need to be discovered and eliminated.
[SPEAKER_01]: quick.
[SPEAKER_01]: Some of them just for record Xenohorific is also includes the tear in it.
[SPEAKER_01]: It did include the zoats at one point, but those on exist anymore, which we don't speak that name.
[SPEAKER_01]: But a big one for them are the lacrimal.
[SPEAKER_01]: And this is because the lacrimal are shaped shifting vampires.
[SPEAKER_01]: Big problem.
[SPEAKER_01]: They also enjoy showing up in Imperial space.
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_01]: And so the lacquer, what they do is they sneak on to Imperial ships in the form of regular Imperial citizen and then slowly consume each and every one.
[SPEAKER_01]: Is this the plot of the movie thing?
[SPEAKER_01]: Yep.
[SPEAKER_01]: Is that movie awesome?
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_01]: Also, yes.
[SPEAKER_01]: Again, there you go.
[SPEAKER_01]: Guys, another movie you go watch today.
[SPEAKER_01]: Go watch the thing.
[SPEAKER_01]: Original one.
[SPEAKER_01]: The original one.
[SPEAKER_01]: Don't watch the remake.
[SPEAKER_01]: The original one.
[SPEAKER_01]: Yes, some of the CGI's not the best.
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, it's forty-two years old, but it's not forty years old.
[SPEAKER_00]: Is it?
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_01]: The seventies.
[SPEAKER_01]: I somewhere in the eighties now, it's right there.
[SPEAKER_01]: I'm forty something years old.
[SPEAKER_02]: I like it.
[SPEAKER_02]: I just love watching it dawn on you.
[SPEAKER_02]: That's a lot of go things are.
[SPEAKER_01]: God, it's fine.
[SPEAKER_01]: I don't we're going to call up like a forty-a-than ever, so then we'll be commandos soon.
[SPEAKER_01]: That's it.
[SPEAKER_02]: Anyway, but when I said I was going to kill you last.
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, I lied.
[SPEAKER_01]: We're so good.
[SPEAKER_01]: We're so good.
[SPEAKER_01]: So why does that dude wear a chain mail?
[SPEAKER_01]: The attack top.
[SPEAKER_01]: Like there's nothing more eighties bodybuilder than a guy walk on that chain mail tag top.
[SPEAKER_01]: Just no reason.
[SPEAKER_01]: No reason.
[SPEAKER_01]: And not even like, well, what if I get stabbed?
[SPEAKER_01]: It's really thin chain mail.
[SPEAKER_01]: You can see right through it.
[SPEAKER_01]: It also covers just the front.
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, exactly.
[SPEAKER_01]: It's completely pointless.
[SPEAKER_01]: You're right.
[SPEAKER_01]: It's almost a strappy.
[SPEAKER_01]: You're right.
[SPEAKER_01]: Oh, it's still an incredible film though.
[SPEAKER_01]: My friends are very tired.
[SPEAKER_01]: And you went by way, one hundred was that die if you just hung onto the wheel of an airplane and then jumped off into the lake at the LA X airport.
[SPEAKER_01]: Remember his his pants get
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, but a little bit wet.
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, but it's like also I fly out of L.A.
[SPEAKER_01]: X all the time.
[SPEAKER_01]: I really don't do it in some of them.
[SPEAKER_01]: There's no water there.
[SPEAKER_01]: No, I'm awesome at this.
[SPEAKER_01]: I'm not sure where that random be some.
[SPEAKER_01]: Didn't know.
[SPEAKER_01]: Oh, you need it.
[SPEAKER_01]: I mean, that's what it was.
[SPEAKER_01]: Maybe it was Orange County, but even there.
[SPEAKER_01]: Like now a few people have seen Commander listening right now.
[SPEAKER_01]: That would bother me if that's you.
[SPEAKER_01]: They will bother me if you guys haven't seen Commander.
[SPEAKER_01]: I know I haven't seen a lot of things, but it's commando.
[SPEAKER_01]: I love everything about it.
[SPEAKER_01]: All right.
[SPEAKER_01]: We'll be right back after a quick break.
[SPEAKER_01]: Back to the cast, the layer.
[SPEAKER_01]: So the layer were another chaos worshiping race on the specifically worship slenash.
[SPEAKER_01]: So this probably is going to go well.
[SPEAKER_01]: There are mixed between, I can't write this better, a snake and an ant in that they have snake body with an insect head and giant mandibles.
[SPEAKER_01]: Anyway,
[SPEAKER_01]: Great Crusade, their target for destruction by the Emperor's children.
[SPEAKER_01]: My only two together here, guys.
[SPEAKER_01]: Didn't go that way.
[SPEAKER_01]: Yep.
[SPEAKER_01]: So this ended up being the downfall of the Emperor's children to slenash.
[SPEAKER_01]: So the Lair prioritized perfection in everything they did.
[SPEAKER_01]: Upon birth, the Lair would decide what their author were going to be.
[SPEAKER_01]: And they would be in genetically modifying them to make them the absolute best at this, like a messed up version of the Eldar in all candor.
[SPEAKER_01]: The perfection caught the eye of Fogrum while he was slaughtering.
[SPEAKER_01]: And he kept walking around this campaign of genocide, and it couldn't stop staring at all the perfection around him.
[SPEAKER_01]: The way the buildings were built, every angle, every piece was absolutely... Even their food, their designs, their, they're just everything.
[SPEAKER_01]: Even the way that they fought, they fought.
[SPEAKER_01]: Folgrim was amazed at having this incredible opponent who fought with real like beauty in their savagery.
[SPEAKER_01]: The flip side though is the layer
[SPEAKER_01]: worshiped Flanesh and they wanted to pull the phoenix.
[SPEAKER_01]: This was never about winning.
[SPEAKER_01]: Exactly.
[SPEAKER_01]: They extended the war.
[SPEAKER_01]: And what happened was the layer were well beaten.
[SPEAKER_01]: But it was still, I think it was over a year.
[SPEAKER_01]: They fought.
[SPEAKER_01]: And it only ended when the final and layer was killed by an emperors children.
[SPEAKER_01]: This burned in phoenix mind and phoenix began
[SPEAKER_01]: even more obsessed with perfection and perfection.
[SPEAKER_01]: And here, Slanesh got her first taste of Fulgrim and began pushing him down with Ark.
[SPEAKER_02]: And it was a cool deal because Fulgrim
[SPEAKER_02]: gets very slowly.
[SPEAKER_02]: I like Fogram's fall quite a bit.
[SPEAKER_02]: It's one of the better falls because he doesn't know he's having fall when he finally realizes that he kind of just doesn't care.
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, because when you think about like Angron fell before he started, same with Conrad.
[SPEAKER_01]: You know, they pre-fell.
[SPEAKER_01]: Morty and Magnus were tricked.
[SPEAKER_01]: The Horus was actually even Horus was kind of tricked.
[SPEAKER_01]: Lorgar was all in.
[SPEAKER_01]: All in, yeah.
[SPEAKER_02]: Well, they'd say the Lorgar.
[SPEAKER_02]: Let's be too far.
[SPEAKER_02]: Didn't use any of those for, uh, erroneous leads to the Legion.
[SPEAKER_01]: Mr. Yeah.
[SPEAKER_01]: Lorgar is a point.
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, but you're like, Philgram's fall was more just, it was slow.
[SPEAKER_01]: It was slow.
[SPEAKER_02]: When he realizes he'd kind of just, excepts it.
[SPEAKER_01]: Because Philgram's also kind of an idiot.
[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_02]: He's like, well, I mean, he also gets taken.
[SPEAKER_02]: He gets his last moment.
[SPEAKER_02]: He's the dumbest.
[SPEAKER_02]: Is he the dumbest primar?
[SPEAKER_02]: No, longer.
[SPEAKER_02]: Now, longer comes with a bunch of plans.
[SPEAKER_01]: That's a set.
[SPEAKER_01]: Oh, it's, um, Jagdai.
[SPEAKER_01]: You hate him.
[SPEAKER_01]: People want him to combat for no reason all the time.
[SPEAKER_01]: Like, we are safe behind this wall.
[SPEAKER_01]: We can sit here and pummel enemies from afar.
[SPEAKER_01]: I'm going to go run at them.
[SPEAKER_01]: Why we're literally winning this battle and you're I'm going to go out there.
[SPEAKER_01]: You know what meant you wouldn't be able to sing you'll low swagans.
[SPEAKER_01]: You do you.
[SPEAKER_01]: Anyway, uh, here's a random one sirens.
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, I'm going to let you off on this one because you're going to poop all over it.
[SPEAKER_01]: Of course I am because like this is
[SPEAKER_01]: Every, this is the only one I'm going to shit on hard and I have to do with when sirens are identical to the sirens of every other piece of lore around the siren.
[SPEAKER_01]: The old, you know, the seehags that are tempting men to be in, but they're actually it's secretly a trap, but they're going to eat them like the siren of forty-cays not that different than the siren of which are three.
[SPEAKER_01]: Except that they're, they're a psychic race now that in thralls they're victims with visions and feelings and then when they get closer, they eat
[SPEAKER_01]: They mentally enslave them and slowly consume their soul.
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, I was just more we could have skipped them.
[SPEAKER_01]: I'll just mad they wrote them in there.
[SPEAKER_01]: I literally included them in our cast so I could be mad about that.
[SPEAKER_01]: So I, the Golg, fun name.
[SPEAKER_01]: The Golg are from a single planet and what is now town space.
[SPEAKER_01]: They're giant bulbous being with like six tentacle arms.
[SPEAKER_02]: I kind of thought they were dress lights and no one's gonna get that.
[SPEAKER_02]: That's from Star Frontiers, which is a T.S.R.
[SPEAKER_02]: space setting.
[SPEAKER_00]: Jesus Christ, no idea.
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, that's seventies and eighties.
[SPEAKER_00]: Eighties.
[SPEAKER_00]: T.S.R.
[SPEAKER_00]: is in the eighties.
[SPEAKER_00]: You're not that old yet.
[SPEAKER_02]: It's total.
[SPEAKER_02]: Somebody put it into the comments.
[SPEAKER_02]: Somebody, somebody tell me that you know what a dress light is.
[SPEAKER_01]: Oh, yeah, go for it.
[SPEAKER_01]: Anyway, so these are these beings were living a very happy and content life on their planet.
[SPEAKER_01]: They were perfectly attuned with the nature.
[SPEAKER_01]: They had a life that was no suffering.
[SPEAKER_01]: There was no struggle.
[SPEAKER_01]: And then the towel showed up.
[SPEAKER_01]: And the towel kept going on and on and on about the greater good.
[SPEAKER_01]: And all we know is fast forward a little bit.
[SPEAKER_01]: And there are gulg in the towel army all over.
[SPEAKER_01]: But more importantly, there's gulg mercenaries all over the galaxy who hate the towel.
[SPEAKER_02]: They broke them.
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, because the towel, what they really theoryals, mine controlled some of the gulg, but some of them were resistant to it.
[SPEAKER_01]: And the ones who isn't left the planet.
[SPEAKER_01]: And so they're all out there.
[SPEAKER_01]: on serving on mercenary with mercenaries and pirate ships.
[SPEAKER_01]: Let's just say those groups will have Tao in them.
[SPEAKER_01]: The Golg sir of a really important point in the lore, though, because the Golghr usually found in these mercenary groups, though,
[SPEAKER_01]: because they're really good at ship boarding actions.
[SPEAKER_01]: It takes up entire hallways.
[SPEAKER_01]: In hallways and they can resist a lot of fires.
[SPEAKER_02]: Well, they're also immune to a bunch of things that everybody else is susceptible to.
[SPEAKER_02]: Not more.
[SPEAKER_02]: Pretty sure.
[SPEAKER_02]: Poison doesn't accept the code.
[SPEAKER_02]: And then it's susceptible to it.
[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_02]: They might be my new favorite race now.
[SPEAKER_02]: Not susceptible to poison.
[SPEAKER_02]: Yep.
[SPEAKER_02]: Someone's going to say something.
[SPEAKER_02]: I'm like, I'm like, I'm like the Necrons.
[SPEAKER_02]: Yes.
[SPEAKER_02]: I've been poisoned.
[SPEAKER_02]: I can only imagine that other Necrons go, what are you talking about?
[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, what?
[SPEAKER_02]: I'm dying.
[SPEAKER_02]: You're fine.
[SPEAKER_02]: You're not on fire, Ricky Bobby.
[SPEAKER_02]: I can't feel anything.
[SPEAKER_02]: You put that evil on me.
[SPEAKER_01]: Uh, we went to the Barasana Lush.
[SPEAKER_02]: I just read this as Barasana when you sent this up.
[SPEAKER_01]: And that's surprised.
[SPEAKER_01]: It said that they can tell us the times that my last name being missed pronounced.
[SPEAKER_01]: All right.
[SPEAKER_01]: So the Barasana Lush are actually a mystery race in the galaxy.
[SPEAKER_01]: They're mostly made up of rumors.
[SPEAKER_01]: They're bipedal, but they have four arms.
[SPEAKER_01]: Two are bigger and two are kind of smaller arms.
[SPEAKER_02]: I knew this race.
[SPEAKER_02]: God, I forgot about this.
[SPEAKER_02]: This is something from, uh,
[SPEAKER_02]: a bunch of different enemies and random cartoons and stuff.
[SPEAKER_02]: They have two hooking arms and they have two basically arms that manipulate.
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, they have, yeah, exactly.
[SPEAKER_01]: So the two big ones can punch you and hold the big gun and the small ones, you know, text.
[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_02]: They're used for, you know, doing other just manipulation of small objects.
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_01]: So they appear in Janice Drake's book.
[SPEAKER_01]: And when the reason I bring this up is that he actually, he's never seen one.
[SPEAKER_01]: He only found them when he happened to uncover and heavy air quotes.
[SPEAKER_01]: Some ad-meck records say uncover.
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_01]: And he also allows the air quotes.
[SPEAKER_01]: I just found this.
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_02]: They're in his
[SPEAKER_02]: Rembley's around the galaxy.
[SPEAKER_02]: He finds a lot of stuff.
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_01]: So the ad-mechan ad-mechan exploratory feet in countered something that they called the barisandalusseers and just labeled them as hostile.
[SPEAKER_01]: That was it.
[SPEAKER_01]: but Janice decides to keep going.
[SPEAKER_01]: He goes into the elder archives to learn more about them and has to go back to, and again, his elder archives must be quite robust, because he ends up finding elder writings from the dawn of the elder civilization where they referred to a monster, and that their civilization was at war with, and it was the Barisanalish.
[SPEAKER_01]: Given that
[SPEAKER_01]: The Eldar grew for over sixty million years.
[SPEAKER_01]: You'd expect that the Barisana Lush would have been eliminated because the Eldar were the most powerful thing in the galaxy for at least fifty-five of those million years, probably closer to sixty.
[SPEAKER_01]: But no, the Adnec encountered the Barisana Lush.
[SPEAKER_01]: It's randomly to be fair.
[SPEAKER_02]: The Eldar are real bad at wiping people out.
[SPEAKER_02]: What's they win?
[SPEAKER_02]: They kind of just get bored.
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, my view point is that the elder label you is a monster and a threat to their civilization.
[SPEAKER_01]: They probably would push a little bit to make you not interested anymore.
[SPEAKER_01]: So yeah, that's all we know about the barisondalish.
[SPEAKER_01]: They're just really kind of a hidden bogeyman unlike the mag.
[SPEAKER_01]: This is wacky.
[SPEAKER_01]: The Margaret is stuff.
[SPEAKER_01]: This is, this is what every now and then someone at GW just gets to write something and no one checks it or edits it and it goes to print and it goes, all right, that was random, could you guys?
[SPEAKER_01]: The mag are in a Morphous blob.
[SPEAKER_01]: They're made up of a liquid that holds at most a general form, torso, appendages and head, but nothing else.
[SPEAKER_01]: What I like about them is their bodies are basically made of energy.
[SPEAKER_01]: So they create weapons with their, from themselves.
[SPEAKER_01]: The ad, the ad Mac met them and we're like, demon demon and they were, and then they were like, wait, no, they're not demons.
[SPEAKER_01]: Who's their technology to late?
[SPEAKER_01]: Sorry.
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, I already put that down.
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, because the, because the yelled demon demon demon demon or those, you know, it's labeled them or do horrificus.
[SPEAKER_02]: This is weird of this being, though, because they say that they're liquid, but they also say that they're energy.
[SPEAKER_02]: I think that it's just energy that flows like liquid.
[SPEAKER_01]: That's most likely what it is.
[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, because the description is just, you're like, man, this isn't liquid at all, man.
[SPEAKER_01]: So the Imperium's actually been at war with them for years to no success.
[SPEAKER_01]: Okay, because they can't.
[SPEAKER_01]: It's just how do you kill pure energy?
[SPEAKER_02]: Also, there's not a ton of them, and they also are willing to just take off.
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_01]: All right.
[SPEAKER_01]: Quick hitter here that we're not gonna do, the Cerouthi.
[SPEAKER_01]: If you want one, if I think one of the better Zeno stories, read the Eisenhower novels, Zeno's.
[SPEAKER_01]: That's it.
[SPEAKER_01]: That's I'm just gonna tell you if you like this cast, you should go read Eisenhower and Zeno's.
[SPEAKER_01]: Those might be my favorite books.
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, I just, the way that the reveal in the Cerouthi is so cool.
[SPEAKER_01]: So, that's that.
[SPEAKER_02]: I don't know if we're not doing anything about that.
[SPEAKER_01]: No, no, that's just I'm just going with it.
[SPEAKER_01]: The squirrel, which for the first time I saw those, I read a skull, like the chewing tobacco.
[SPEAKER_01]: I was like, what happened here?
[SPEAKER_01]: You know, we haven't done it a little bit.
[SPEAKER_01]: Talked about how horrible the inquisition is.
[SPEAKER_01]: All right, hold my wine, Brad.
[SPEAKER_01]: Watch this one.
[SPEAKER_01]: So the scroll are a rates of invertebrates that appeared out of nowhere and started attacking an arrandom angry world.
[SPEAKER_01]: The Agree World calls for help and sends, of course, data on their attackers.
[SPEAKER_01]: It reaches an inquisitor who when he watches the footage, notices the technology being used by the attackers is amazing.
[SPEAKER_01]: And so the inquisitor sends an emissary to meet with a squirrel who are eating.
[SPEAKER_02]: Wait a second, John.
[SPEAKER_02]: Was the emissary there to tell the squirrel to stop what they're doing?
[SPEAKER_01]: He said an emissary not the death watch.
[SPEAKER_01]: I think we know where this is going.
[SPEAKER_01]: The emissary explains to the squirrel that they're welcome to eat all of the people on the aggregate road.
[SPEAKER_01]: In fact, maybe even the one next door, they just have to hand over their technology so they can look at it.
[SPEAKER_01]: The scroll said, all right, hand over a few guns and get back to slowly murdering this entire population, while the Imperium reverse engineers it.
[SPEAKER_01]: To the English is credit, as soon as they completed their reverse engineering.
[SPEAKER_02]: How is this to the English is it's credit?
[SPEAKER_01]: Well, they did orbital bombardment.
[SPEAKER_02]: And not only did I let you
[SPEAKER_02]: slowly and casually murder fest the population, then to make sure that you know that we're untrustworthy murder hobos, we blow up the planet.
[SPEAKER_01]: But they don't exist anymore, so they did exterminate.
[SPEAKER_01]: You know, you're not wrong, I guess.
[SPEAKER_01]: Problem solved.
[SPEAKER_01]: All right.
[SPEAKER_01]: Let's do it.
[SPEAKER_01]: Here we go.
[SPEAKER_01]: The slon.
[SPEAKER_01]: Awesome.
[SPEAKER_01]: So Brad and I were old enough and play the game long enough to remember when the slon were part of the game.
[SPEAKER_01]: So part of fantasy is still part of fantasy.
[SPEAKER_02]: Well, the slon were the pre-leasored men.
[SPEAKER_01]: for fans.
[SPEAKER_01]: That's right.
[SPEAKER_01]: But that's right.
[SPEAKER_01]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_01]: That's right.
[SPEAKER_01]: The slon were fun story on this.
[SPEAKER_01]: I just got back from London, not that long ago.
[SPEAKER_01]: I go there for vacation.
[SPEAKER_01]: I like going there.
[SPEAKER_01]: I went to the London Zoo in the London Zoo.
[SPEAKER_01]: They have amphibians and reptiles.
[SPEAKER_01]: I bring this up because GW constantly talks about things being a mix between amphibian and reptile.
[SPEAKER_01]: And then you look at it and you go, no, that's just a reptile.
[SPEAKER_01]: Why have none of you ever been to a zoo?
[SPEAKER_01]: You have a nice one.
[SPEAKER_01]: The slon were whatever, and if you've been in reptile, that were, it was space-faring race to interact with human colonists and space-fares.
[SPEAKER_02]: They're also in fantasy.
[SPEAKER_01]: Yep, they're either in fantasy leaders of literature, but they're super-sikers.
[SPEAKER_01]: Well, and they mostly inhabited the top part of the galaxy, the upper part of the galaxy, the bow of the galaxy, you might even say.
[SPEAKER_01]: Uh-huh.
[SPEAKER_01]: The poof attack?
[SPEAKER_01]: Exactly.
[SPEAKER_01]: For for for for additions and then just stopped existing.
[SPEAKER_01]: They never know, they didn't get retconned.
[SPEAKER_01]: They just stopped existing in the lore.
[SPEAKER_01]: And this is mostly because the original slon story was that they were the oldest race in the galaxy, pre-daying the Eldar and the Necrontere.
[SPEAKER_01]: And it's because at some point the slon were the descendants of the old ones.
[SPEAKER_01]: But then, GW wrote the war in heaven.
[SPEAKER_01]: And they didn't fit.
[SPEAKER_01]: Exactly.
[SPEAKER_01]: Because they were originally one two in the old lore.
[SPEAKER_01]: They taught the L-D-R over the dangers of the war.
[SPEAKER_01]: They just looked chaos beings, all the, how to build the war.
[SPEAKER_02]: I was just to say, the big one.
[SPEAKER_02]: How to build the war?
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_01]: And so the GW had, they didn't fall on rep con them.
[SPEAKER_01]: But around two thousand four, they stopped being mentioned ever again.
[SPEAKER_01]: And I prefer the story lying with a tyranniz of the old ones, not the random slons, so I'm fine with this.
[SPEAKER_01]: But yeah, they had, they had models, actually don't know if they've read models.
[SPEAKER_01]: I've never read models of the game.
[SPEAKER_01]: They just had models that did fantasy.
[SPEAKER_01]: Yep, I mean, I know I'm from fantasy.
[SPEAKER_02]: And there's still their AOS Islam now.
[SPEAKER_01]: Speaking of the old ones, it's laborers.
[SPEAKER_01]: He had the insolvers.
[SPEAKER_01]: Well, I love the content that the insolvers.
[SPEAKER_01]: Oh, no.
[SPEAKER_02]: Just, I actually, I don't hate them.
[SPEAKER_02]: They're just in the game.
[SPEAKER_01]: They actually had an alternative.
[SPEAKER_01]: I forgot they had the insolvers.
[SPEAKER_01]: Well, that was no.
[SPEAKER_02]: You had to roll X amount of six-sided dice.
[SPEAKER_02]: And that much of the leadership of your opponents came over to you during your turn.
[SPEAKER_02]: You could choose.
[SPEAKER_02]: I can audition a third.
[SPEAKER_02]: I think it was third.
[SPEAKER_02]: It was so annoying.
[SPEAKER_02]: It was a white dwarf thing.
[SPEAKER_02]: So they would every turn, they would get a random amount of your stuff, to shoot it, your stuff.
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_01]: It was wild.
[SPEAKER_01]: That's cool though.
[SPEAKER_01]: It's no vortex mine, but it's close.
[SPEAKER_01]: All right, so the enslavers, so the enslavers, they're kind of confusing.
[SPEAKER_01]: So as we said in the beginning, like a time in the galaxy, the warp existed.
[SPEAKER_01]: It was the tranquil pool of energy.
[SPEAKER_02]: Then endless endless.
[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_01]: And then the war in heaven begins.
[SPEAKER_01]: And as the war in heaven begins, it becomes a less complex.
[SPEAKER_01]: At some point later in the war in heaven, the first and the slavers appear.
[SPEAKER_01]: And these are warp entities.
[SPEAKER_01]: The reason I bring this up is they don't have any relation to chaos gods at all.
[SPEAKER_01]: None whatsoever.
[SPEAKER_01]: They're just warp entities.
[SPEAKER_01]: And my theory on this, because again, I'm allowed to, because it's not written down, is that the war in heaven disturbed the warp just enough to create monsters.
[SPEAKER_01]: which, honestly, as a D&D and palladium plot and kid, I wish they did more of.
[SPEAKER_01]: I don't like that the warp only creates demons now.
[SPEAKER_01]: I think it's, actually, okay.
[SPEAKER_01]: Any work?
[SPEAKER_02]: It's full air.
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_01]: I think the concept of the enslaved risk is a cool thing that the warp also can have beings coming out of the warp that are solely just just warp being.
[SPEAKER_01]: So, and what is the enslaved risk?
[SPEAKER_01]: So, enslaved risk is a giant head with a mouth like a spider and some tentacles.
[SPEAKER_01]: And they just float around in the air using their psychic powers to levitate.
[SPEAKER_01]: They feed off the energy of psychers and off of other beings.
[SPEAKER_02]: They're not cool.
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, the way they do it's cool is shit though.
[SPEAKER_01]: They phase in and out of the material.
[SPEAKER_01]: So they can basically do a warp jump anywhere in the galaxy, which means you can't stop them.
[SPEAKER_01]: And anytime.
[SPEAKER_01]: There's no, well, they have to have a way to get there.
[SPEAKER_01]: Is the trick.
[SPEAKER_01]: And this is how they get there.
[SPEAKER_01]: So the enslaver or enslavers can detect minds of what they call an unprotected cycle.
[SPEAKER_01]: light years away.
[SPEAKER_01]: And on pregnant cycle is just a cipher who hasn't learned how to control their powers, who use your renegade cipher, could be a young cipher, whatever it is.
[SPEAKER_02]: But somebody that doesn't even know latent cipher.
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, exactly.
[SPEAKER_01]: They're just sitting there.
[SPEAKER_01]: And what happens is they will light years away, latch into them.
[SPEAKER_01]: and begin to actually infect them.
[SPEAKER_01]: So over two or three days, this victim will get very, very sick.
[SPEAKER_01]: They get, they get, they get, and they get very, very pale until suddenly their body disintegrates, and they, and a flash to become a portal through which the slave or will teleport itself and up to two other insolvers with it.
[SPEAKER_01]: from there, now they're on the ship or wherever they are, now they can dominate mines, even of protected cycles.
[SPEAKER_01]: They are overwhelming, and they're psychically surviving close.
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, they'm exoenterate, so they're adorable.
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_01]: And so what they then do, the reduced distance means they can just start grabbing things.
[SPEAKER_01]: They especially target navigators on ships or astronauts that they're on a planet.
[SPEAKER_01]: Once since labor's due this, they'll start to bring in every time they bring the warp in, more and more and more and more and more.
[SPEAKER_01]: then as they'll come in, they feed off of the sikers and then they're feeding off the populace until an entire colony or entire ship is lost to an in-slaver.
[SPEAKER_01]: What makes the nastier is that they also will then enslave some of the population to do their bidding so you can have a ship full of enslaver thralls or even a planet.
[SPEAKER_02]: Well, they also have one of the crazy things about the enslavers is when they enslave you
[SPEAKER_02]: You, they let you maintain full consciousness to terrify you more.
[SPEAKER_02]: Like you're fully aware of everything you're doing.
[SPEAKER_02]: You just are not in the pilot seat of your own body.
[SPEAKER_01]: When you're enslaved with them, you feel everything.
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_02]: So you're just like, this is awful.
[SPEAKER_02]: And I can't do anything about it, but it hurts a lot.
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, I mean, the fun thing about the insolvers is that they keep being marked as extinct.
[SPEAKER_01]: And they keep not being extinct.
[SPEAKER_01]: Trasion has one.
[SPEAKER_01]: He's got one tucked away in his little archive.
[SPEAKER_01]: They do pop up on occasion when they do the Imperium reacts and wipes out that colony and every colony near it.
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, they'll just blow up songs.
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, they will send the sisters of silence out there too.
[SPEAKER_01]: Just be like, we're going to make sure that this is all the way gone.
[SPEAKER_01]: There are problems.
[SPEAKER_01]: They are.
[SPEAKER_01]: They're cool.
[SPEAKER_01]: I like boogey men.
[SPEAKER_01]: I think it's kind of cool.
[SPEAKER_01]: And I think the inslavers are really good boogey men.
[SPEAKER_02]: They're the terrifying on that because they can get big quickly.
[SPEAKER_01]: But I don't know what I don't know is I don't know if the inslavers are that are known about by the populist.
[SPEAKER_01]: The inslavers to me make a really good argument for why you're imperial tied to give over all your psychers because if you don't give over your psychers, they could show up.
[SPEAKER_02]: true.
[SPEAKER_02]: That would be that would make more sense because it doesn't make a lot of sense.
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, because the Imperium can't tell one about demons, which is always, which all the way, that's what we're one of the more high.
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, well, I think I think they do though because all the gardener about them.
[SPEAKER_01]: So, you know, it's like whatever.
[SPEAKER_01]: All right.
[SPEAKER_01]: The U-Voth.
[SPEAKER_01]: So the U-Voth are a chaos worshiping Zeno race who also hold up the upper part of the galaxy.
[SPEAKER_01]: No idea what they looked like just what they did.
[SPEAKER_01]: So hyper advanced race that could actually manipulate the warp.
[SPEAKER_01]: and they were at space fairing race, primarily.
[SPEAKER_01]: So what they did was, they loved to do actions for the chaos gods.
[SPEAKER_01]: That's all they care about.
[SPEAKER_01]: So they used their second powers.
[SPEAKER_01]: They would capture and they would enslave entire worlds.
[SPEAKER_01]: And then they would just use all these slaves for rituals.
[SPEAKER_02]: Epic rituals.
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_01]: Retort with the chaos.
[SPEAKER_02]: Planetary sacrifice at one time rejects.
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_01]: And then they would move on to the next one.
[SPEAKER_01]: What I love about the Yuvato is their tech.
[SPEAKER_01]: So they have something called void skin rupture, void skin rupture cannons.
[SPEAKER_01]: It fires a munitions through the warp, like a trugoscan, not a neck run goscan, a real goscan.
[SPEAKER_01]: But as soon as the munition leads the barrel, it goes into the warp, and then emerges just before impact.
[SPEAKER_01]: So they can effectively shoot around shields.
[SPEAKER_01]: The ad mech knows about this, and desperately want to replicate the technology.
[SPEAKER_02]: I love that this is considered to heretical even for the Ed Mac.
[SPEAKER_02]: They're like, all right, guys.
[SPEAKER_01]: This is, I mean, not all the Ed Mac.
[SPEAKER_01]: There's a, there's a mega somewhere like just shut up everybody and building this.
[SPEAKER_01]: I got it.
[SPEAKER_01]: I got this.
[SPEAKER_01]: I can make this work.
[SPEAKER_01]: Um, yeah, they are, their technology was incredible.
[SPEAKER_01]: Luckily, the galaxy, a general juicist after a multiple decade battle did exterminate them.
[SPEAKER_02]: So all the way.
[SPEAKER_01]: Oh, yeah.
[SPEAKER_01]: Yes, because the thing about the Imperial Guard is we don't talk about enough is when the Imperial Guard are given a task to eliminate something, they will die trying and they're good at that, by the way.
[SPEAKER_01]: But you've got a lot of stuff too.
[SPEAKER_01]: They will just bomb you into submission or death.
[SPEAKER_01]: the dragon or not long for this galaxy.
[SPEAKER_01]: So humanity colonized what was affecting the last planet and the last system before reaching the edge of the galaxy.
[SPEAKER_01]: And of course, this planet's just super messed up.
[SPEAKER_01]: It's got an average wind speed of a hundred and fifty miles an hour.
[SPEAKER_01]: Just five thousand kilometers an hour.
[SPEAKER_01]: I don't know.
[SPEAKER_01]: Like that conversion's hard.
[SPEAKER_01]: I'm kidding.
[SPEAKER_01]: It's too forty one.
[SPEAKER_02]: It's so fast.
[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_02]: You can't do anything here.
[SPEAKER_01]: Oh, but it's okay.
[SPEAKER_01]: It makes it worse.
[SPEAKER_01]: Their oceans are all full of phosphorus.
[SPEAKER_01]: And there's not a single surface plant or animal.
[SPEAKER_02]: Who colonize this place?
[SPEAKER_02]: This is a fixer upper guys.
[SPEAKER_01]: Look, a lot of potential.
[SPEAKER_01]: All we have to do is deacetify the oceans and get the wind to stop blowing and be Trump property.
[SPEAKER_01]: You know what I mean?
[SPEAKER_02]: Let's, this place is going to be great.
[SPEAKER_02]: I'm telling you right now, get it on the ground floor.
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, exactly.
[SPEAKER_01]: Super cheap low, low down payments.
[SPEAKER_01]: Like,
[SPEAKER_01]: I, it makes no sense whether they're there.
[SPEAKER_01]: But anyway, this plant is a hundred percent inhospitable people survived.
[SPEAKER_01]: So the Imperium recently went there and found that the humans are walking around.
[SPEAKER_01]: I mean, they certainly humans are walking around.
[SPEAKER_01]: You have a hundred and fifty mile an hour wins.
[SPEAKER_01]: I'm assuming inside of their villages that have a very high wall and go on them, they find humans walking around.
[SPEAKER_01]: But next, but they would carry with them.
[SPEAKER_01]: These like one meter long reptiles that have six limbs, who are like fully sentient and can talk.
[SPEAKER_01]: Yep.
[SPEAKER_01]: It's an appearing guest there and like what the hell's going on here with these guys?
[SPEAKER_01]: And they begin again.
[SPEAKER_01]: So planet has no no animals, no plants on it.
[SPEAKER_01]: So they immediately go, well, where do these things come from?
[SPEAKER_01]: There's no spaceships anywhere.
[SPEAKER_01]: There's no warp traps.
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, there's nothing there.
[SPEAKER_01]: And yeah, and again, there's no warp because if these beings are warp creatures by now, you would have infected the humans, nothing there.
[SPEAKER_01]: So if no idea
[SPEAKER_01]: Where the the Drake can come from but what they do know is that the humans there treat the Drake in with love and affection like they're leaving like they carry them around their shoulders They're part of local government like all of this stuff the Drake and are treated as equals by the humanity.
[SPEAKER_01]: So finally the inquisition has to take a harder look at it and their harder look at it is that hey death watch
[SPEAKER_01]: Keep an eye.
[SPEAKER_01]: It turns out once the death watch got down there began.
[SPEAKER_01]: By the way, the phrase they used was the death watch questioned some of some of the members of the colony.
[SPEAKER_01]: I guarantee you no part of this questioning was polite or peaceful.
[SPEAKER_01]: Excuse me, I'd like to ask you about your friend over there.
[SPEAKER_02]: also I'd like to set you on fire before.
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, while we're doing that just for chits and giggles.
[SPEAKER_01]: So it turns out the Drake and have a second probe that they're able to do that creates empathy towards them the Drake and they even use that in the colonies.
[SPEAKER_01]: Now so far, the death watch viewpoint is well, they haven't done any harm and all the people there probably would be dead if they weren't there.
[SPEAKER_01]: So we're not gonna murder them all today.
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, they also didn't say they weren't going to.
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, but we're not leaving.
[SPEAKER_01]: We're gonna go up into orbit and hang out there.
[SPEAKER_02]: I really think that the only reason the death watch didn't kill him is because it's so lame to kill them.
[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, because you could just do it by punching them.
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_01]: They're all in the Jericho sector.
[SPEAKER_01]: There's a lot of other issues.
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, there's a bunch of shit.
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, I'm just letting you guys know right now.
[SPEAKER_01]: You're not cool, but you're not on my radar.
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, you don't get on my radar.
[SPEAKER_02]: I feel like are you punching small domesticated pets?
[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, no thanks.
[SPEAKER_01]: Yes, that is not as tough.
[SPEAKER_02]: We're going to talk about the grossness.
[SPEAKER_01]: The fruit.
[SPEAKER_01]: All right, fruit.
[SPEAKER_01]: H-U-R-D.
[SPEAKER_01]: I found something I'm saying.
[SPEAKER_01]: If I sound like I'm saying that weird, that's why.
[SPEAKER_01]: No one knows how old they are.
[SPEAKER_01]: No one knows where they come from.
[SPEAKER_01]: They are quite likely as old as the universe themselves.
[SPEAKER_01]: Even better, up until fairly recently, we weren't even sure what they actually looked like.
[SPEAKER_01]: I like the fruit a lot.
[SPEAKER_01]: So it's because they can manipulate time itself.
[SPEAKER_01]: They're covered in something that's called an entropic field.
[SPEAKER_01]: And I know what that meant, so I'd look it up.
[SPEAKER_01]: An anthropic field in this setting is a field around them that distorts time.
[SPEAKER_01]: They refer to it as their sack, spelled sack.
[SPEAKER_01]: SSAAK sack, which I'm assuming when they wrote it down, no one sounded it out, because usually you wouldn't write, watch out for my sack.
[SPEAKER_01]: That alien has a very dangerous sack.
[SPEAKER_01]: Watch out for the sack, baby.
[SPEAKER_01]: Just saying where to go, GW.
[SPEAKER_02]: Anyway.
[SPEAKER_02]: How?
[SPEAKER_02]: Sorry, I'm jumping ahead of myself.
[SPEAKER_02]: We captured and dissected one by names.
[SPEAKER_02]: Also, how?
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, not sure.
[SPEAKER_01]: They never explain how they pull us off, because every time they kill them, and we'll talk about later, they disintegrate.
[SPEAKER_01]: But this one they did, and their anatomy just confused the meh go, so it was doing it.
[SPEAKER_01]: Because it's basically their entire body is made up of vertebrae.
[SPEAKER_01]: So they can bend and twist in every single direction, like a pre-hensal tail, but their whole body, it's, you know,
[SPEAKER_01]: It's I think it's a body in two arms.
[SPEAKER_01]: Maybe it might be two legs on a body in two arms.
[SPEAKER_02]: They make it.
[SPEAKER_02]: They're just a tube of witness.
[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, but it's made up of
[SPEAKER_02]: on the drawing, it just looks like it's made up of a bunch of pieces of shit to be honest with you.
[SPEAKER_01]: It's all it's all it made up of.
[SPEAKER_01]: And so what happens is, they're not like cuddle fish able to manipulate themselves, but they can bend and twist and change all these crazy things.
[SPEAKER_01]: What makes them even creepier is their exterior is actually not even living.
[SPEAKER_01]: So they've got this core of vertebrae, some internal organs, but then their exterior is actually
[SPEAKER_01]: a combination of decaying tissue, fungus, and necrotic tissue, which the megalus belief was a protective layer.
[SPEAKER_01]: Although I will say one important piece about them is that they're really good at hiding.
[SPEAKER_01]: This thing would smell so bad.
[SPEAKER_01]: I was just going to say, like, everything about it is wow.
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, it's like the mammal.
[SPEAKER_01]: If you ever, if you ever go to a zoo and they've an indoor mammal exhibit, hey, not great.
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, that odors nothing compared to what a haroon would smell like.
[SPEAKER_01]: And also, they can inject poison to their fist.
[SPEAKER_01]: Why not?
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_01]: Watch out, space marines.
[SPEAKER_01]: Watch out, space marines.
[SPEAKER_01]: Of course.
[SPEAKER_01]: They've got, they've got some poisons.
[SPEAKER_01]: My favorite one is that they're referred to as being nocturnal by nature, which I'm like, first off, in the forty-first millennia, being a travel through space, there are entire planets where the sun never rises.
[SPEAKER_01]: Nocturnal just say they like low light conditions.
[SPEAKER_01]: But I want to spend more time, oh God, let's spend time on this on the sack.
[SPEAKER_01]: Ah, got it.
[SPEAKER_01]: Honestly, I was writing it.
[SPEAKER_01]: I was like, oh, yeah, that's not, that's not going to pronounce well.
[SPEAKER_01]: So the sack is, is the field that surrounds the fruit and it has a lot of effects.
[SPEAKER_01]: The first and most basic is obscures them.
[SPEAKER_01]: The field shimmers.
[SPEAKER_01]: It's the predator.
[SPEAKER_01]: All right.
[SPEAKER_01]: It's just, it's the predator.
[SPEAKER_01]: It gives them that look.
[SPEAKER_01]: You said it's better than the predator because when they don't move, you can't see them.
[SPEAKER_01]: But the idea is even when they do move, you can't really pinpoint exactly when or where they are.
[SPEAKER_01]: But this only obscures them from natural vision.
[SPEAKER_01]: Keep that if you have a thermal vision, you can see them, but it goes wide.
[SPEAKER_01]: So even in under either thermal vision, you don't get a good detail, but you know, there's a crude there.
[SPEAKER_01]: It's basically use a big gun.
[SPEAKER_02]: And you did that general direction.
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_01]: What's crazy, though, about the sack, is that the entropy field rapidly ages anything at touches, which is why we just mentioned earlier when they were, the megas was able to do autopsy, traditionally when the crew dies, the entropy field actually gets a false through their body and ages them like ten thousand years instantly and they turn to dust.
[SPEAKER_02]: And it's crazy when they're fighting because if you fight them and they touch you,
[SPEAKER_01]: You'll just, you just melt them.
[SPEAKER_01]: It actually happened.
[SPEAKER_01]: There's an iron warrior was fighting and the, the helmet recorded this that the iron warrior went to basically power fist or fruit and as soon as his fist entered the sack, the entire fist began to decay and
[SPEAKER_01]: It just decayed and fell off.
[SPEAKER_01]: And then the iron warriors body itself dissolved and turned a dust and flowed out the armhole.
[SPEAKER_01]: That's crazy.
[SPEAKER_01]: So shoot them from a distance.
[SPEAKER_01]: This system, by the way, also is how they can tell crude have been somewhere.
[SPEAKER_01]: Because it affects plant structures.
[SPEAKER_01]: You'll see where it's walked down a whole way.
[SPEAKER_01]: Just amazing.
[SPEAKER_01]: Everything in the way, it is old and weathered.
[SPEAKER_01]: It's been through.
[SPEAKER_01]: What makes them really scary though for the Imperium is that they're fully nomadic population.
[SPEAKER_01]: They lack their own true mode of transportation.
[SPEAKER_01]: They have almost internal warp drive.
[SPEAKER_02]: They're pretty scary because they get to just do jumps by themselves and jump by themselves.
[SPEAKER_01]: And so they can appear from anywhere.
[SPEAKER_01]: And what they like to do is appear in the in-between decks of a ship, the under levels of a city.
[SPEAKER_01]: But now it's like, I don't mean like the under hive.
[SPEAKER_01]: I mean actually like the gap between the floors of the city, because again, they can twist themselves in the tile spaces.
[SPEAKER_01]: And they'll sit there and they'll live their undetected until they decide to come out.
[SPEAKER_01]: In the Imperium, by the way, has no idea
[SPEAKER_01]: why they do this.
[SPEAKER_02]: They just, they have zero clue.
[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_01]: They just look through your, and they'll appear in large groups, and they'll migrate into an area.
[SPEAKER_01]: And then as the impere and goes to master a reaction, before they get there, they're just gone.
[SPEAKER_01]: They've moved on to somewhere else.
[SPEAKER_02]: They have no idea.
[SPEAKER_02]: They don't conquer.
[SPEAKER_02]: They don't, they just cause havoc, destruction, destroy things.
[SPEAKER_02]: It's crazy.
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_01]: And I just want you to be an example of, like, how bad this has gone for the impairing.
[SPEAKER_01]: The, the, the, the fruit have defeated in combat.
[SPEAKER_01]: The more, the more the more the more the more the more the more the more the more the more the more the more the more the more the more the more the more the more the more the more the more the more the more the more the more the more the more the more the more the more the more the more the more the more the more the more the more the more the more the more the more the more the more the more the more the more the more the more the more the more the more the more the more the more the more the more the more the more the more the more the more the more the more the more the more the more the more the more the more the more the more the more the more the more the more the more the more the more the more the more the more the more the more the more the more the more the more the more the more the more the more the more the more the
[SPEAKER_02]: It's crazy though because they barely knew how to hurt them.
[SPEAKER_02]: And also if they get close to you, you just instantly die.
[SPEAKER_02]: There isn't a shield anything.
[SPEAKER_02]: They just, you come inside that field.
[SPEAKER_01]: And you just, you just eat.
[SPEAKER_01]: It also affects weapons too.
[SPEAKER_01]: You should weapons that.
[SPEAKER_01]: I mean, like the bolt will actually disintegrate as it goes in there.
[SPEAKER_01]: So energy weapons good.
[SPEAKER_01]: But yeah.
[SPEAKER_01]: Anyway, I think that's actually, that was good.
[SPEAKER_01]: Right?
[SPEAKER_01]: That was fun.
[SPEAKER_01]: I enjoyed.
[SPEAKER_01]: All right, obviously, you know, we're going to call it there.
[SPEAKER_01]: I'm sure we've missed some Zenos and some that maybe you really liked and love.
[SPEAKER_01]: Sorry about that.
[SPEAKER_01]: We just had a tree.
[SPEAKER_01]: I just a bit because either a close to four hundred of these, you know, it's in the lore that I found plus some others that like, you know, kind of bit more in the edge.
[SPEAKER_01]: So we just wanted to have some fun with a few of them here and they are kind of helped set the stage.
[SPEAKER_01]: next week we're going back to our coverage of like really kind of more official lore with vampire space marines the blood angels space Jesus coming in baby
[SPEAKER_01]: I know a lot of you love them, so we're going to be doing a multi-part on them talking about, you know, their origins, death of the Primark, and their place in the modern game.
[SPEAKER_01]: He's got Angel Wings.
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_01]: Along with, but then we're going to do some deep dives, also, and some of their more famous successor chapters, which I'll be on.
[SPEAKER_01]: I like those more.
[SPEAKER_01]: I'm not a huge blood angels fan, but I am a flesh terrorist fan.
[SPEAKER_00]: But I can tell you this still.
[SPEAKER_01]: They're just some cool stories about them, namely that they don't get to join the death watch ever.
[SPEAKER_00]: Totally.
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, your chapter sequence and you're not leaving my side.
[SPEAKER_01]: But until next week, this has been John Barsani and Brad Chester.
[SPEAKER_01]: This guy.
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