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<v Speaker 1>Dumn Bizon. Welcome to the Deadline Podcast, Episode number two
<v Speaker 1>hundred and sixty eight.
<v Speaker 2>Wow to six eight my three favorite numbers.
<v Speaker 1>We are going back to the year nineteen ninety three. No, no,
<v Speaker 1>I should.
<v Speaker 2>Never go that far back.
<v Speaker 3>I was born, I was one tony how old were
<v Speaker 3>you were?
<v Speaker 2>Don't talk about those days. It's a dart year.
<v Speaker 1>WWF. Monday Night Raw January eighteenth, nineteen ninety three. Not
<v Speaker 1>the first episode of Raw, the second episode of Raw.
<v Speaker 1>But before we talk about that, we have some Deadlock updates.
<v Speaker 1>Watch this on the Patreon. Hulk Hogan versus the Giant
<v Speaker 1>from Halloween Havoc nineteen ninety five.
<v Speaker 3>The Giants, Yeah, we're uh, you know, of course go
<v Speaker 3>to go with the Halloween theme because it's October. It's
<v Speaker 3>spooky season, and what better spooky thing to watch in
<v Speaker 3>this fucking shit.
<v Speaker 2>Has those two matches a monster?
<v Speaker 3>That's true? Oh yeah, yes, that's true. No, No, you're good,
<v Speaker 3>that is true.
<v Speaker 2>I was talking about. That's what I was talking about.
<v Speaker 3>I think it's the Giants first match, or you know,
<v Speaker 3>first maybe or something like that. Yeah, super not Hollywood
<v Speaker 3>Hogan in this match as well, And that is on
<v Speaker 3>the Patreon in a five dollars tier.
<v Speaker 1>The retro sync. A new one is up on the Patreon.
<v Speaker 1>It is TNA Impact from two thousand and seven where
<v Speaker 1>Kurt Angle gets his clothes stolen and has a boner.
<v Speaker 3>I just read this. I didn't actually put that down there.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, that's what's all the sheets Dabie's looking at. Respect course, of.
<v Speaker 1>Course, dpw' Super Battle was this past weekend, the biggest
<v Speaker 1>event in DPW history. Hope it went well. I hope
<v Speaker 1>it went well.
<v Speaker 3>It did well.
<v Speaker 1>It airs this weekend. If you guys want to check
<v Speaker 1>that out deep on demand dot com you can get
<v Speaker 1>that and of course all other content from our entire history.
<v Speaker 1>It's our entire catalog, literally, our entire catalog. Anything ever
<v Speaker 1>recorded at a DPW show is up there on DPW
<v Speaker 1>on demand dot com, and even some things that were
<v Speaker 1>recorded at DEPW shows. We have matches from other companies
<v Speaker 1>where DEPW titles were held. We have our Collapse shows
<v Speaker 1>with Prestige and West Coast up there too. It's a
<v Speaker 1>it's awesome, you guys would really enjoy it.
<v Speaker 3>And now working which we were struggling with for a minute.
<v Speaker 3>DPW twenty four to seven. It's a part of DPW
<v Speaker 3>on Dominion. Go on there CLICKDPW twenty four to seven
<v Speaker 3>and there's gonna be a show on there all the
<v Speaker 3>time and maybe yea.
<v Speaker 1>Literally anytime you want to check it in thing DPW out.
<v Speaker 1>If you can't figure out what you want to watch,
<v Speaker 1>let us pick it for you.
<v Speaker 3>Tap in.
<v Speaker 1>So we have an upcoming event also New Jersey, November seventeenth. Yeah,
<v Speaker 1>be sure to check that out. DPW World's Strongest Our
<v Speaker 1>first ever event at the White Eagle Hall in Jersey City,
<v Speaker 1>New Jersey. Tickets are available. I'm super yeah, I'm super
<v Speaker 1>excited too. The building's awesome. We've been looking at it
<v Speaker 1>for a long time and being able to run at
<v Speaker 1>school and we have a really cool card lined up.
<v Speaker 1>The Beast Morto's is also on that card, so be
<v Speaker 1>sure to check that out.
<v Speaker 3>What a coincidence that somebody's uh name last week was
<v Speaker 3>telling us to get best mortals for DPW and then
<v Speaker 3>it happened the same week.
<v Speaker 1>How did that happen like that one? We're just in sync, man,
<v Speaker 1>that's what's all about.
<v Speaker 3>We're in tap with our people yet. I mean, I'm
<v Speaker 3>super excited. We couldn't go this year without going back
<v Speaker 3>to Jersey. So please check that out. It's close to
<v Speaker 3>New York City. No excuses, New York, get yours out here,
<v Speaker 3>Get over to goddamn world Strongest at the way Eagle
<v Speaker 3>Hall in Jersey City.
<v Speaker 1>DPW t i X dot com for all your ticket needs,
<v Speaker 1>DPW on demand dot com for all your watching needs.
<v Speaker 1>And if you don't get in, you better get the
<v Speaker 1>fuck out. All right now, it's time for the Patreon
<v Speaker 1>shout out segment.
<v Speaker 3>Yes, the spooky names of October. I'm excited.
<v Speaker 1>Number one, Wade Miller, Hayden, Valentine, Hey, Bunkie, I think
<v Speaker 1>I'm gonna go to war when we get in from
<v Speaker 1>the yard.
<v Speaker 3>You think you want to go to war?
<v Speaker 1>Atzurra La Nito won twenty three deathmatch basketball legend Extreme
<v Speaker 1>Abdul Jabbar, Dirt sky Reeze, Hooven Goon Guerrera in all caps.
<v Speaker 1>By the way, I saw Mayakira till I Timbalay.
<v Speaker 3>Oh you know who that is? Tony m You better
<v Speaker 3>know who that is. That's a legend.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, come on, man, Cody Murshan, Tony's Johnson is not Natty.
<v Speaker 1>He'd be using rhino pills.
<v Speaker 3>That makes it?
<v Speaker 1>Why on that that gas station, Brolly Boosts.
<v Speaker 3>Beefy.
<v Speaker 1>Hey, yo, Darius Butler. You a passport bro, passport bro,
<v Speaker 1>always flying to your friends?
<v Speaker 3>Wow?
<v Speaker 1>What is the charge? Eating a meal? A succulent pastamanium meal.
<v Speaker 1>I see you know your Judo brother. You want some
<v Speaker 1>cybread too bad? That is?
<v Speaker 3>That's pretty good.
<v Speaker 1>Get the dudes, the brothers from my Opimum, get it
<v Speaker 1>to the camera. Play that fucking cam rias Jim Tim
<v Speaker 1>sherw Doun Dick long Ways. Hey Johnny, I'm inside your
<v Speaker 1>house for WrestleMania this weekend. Is there anything cool in
<v Speaker 1>your fridge? Because I'm hungry The Dawn of WB Wheeler
<v Speaker 1>Utah Shoot. Name is Paul gluber Ken Regals, Quantum Toaster,
<v Speaker 1>Jamie Darnell, Joanne Blood and Tony Douglas, Sean Hooley, Sean
<v Speaker 1>Pooley number.
<v Speaker 3>Five, It's gotta be poly Sean Pooley, it is Pooly.
<v Speaker 1>Dear Deadlock, please remove that good motherfucker Viscous from the game.
<v Speaker 1>I hate that green thing.
<v Speaker 3>I spin on him.
<v Speaker 1>We played against that dude the one time we played.
<v Speaker 3>Oh the Deadlock game. Jesus, Wow, Okay, you.
<v Speaker 1>Remember that dude who was bouncing around all over the.
<v Speaker 3>Place, fucking asshole legend care again. Yeah, we are as Billy.
<v Speaker 1>Jacking off in Eric Bischoff's coffee for eighty three weeks.
<v Speaker 1>Three weeks. Chase the Richard Son Zach Saber Senior, James,
<v Speaker 1>You was at the club bottoms up verse at you
<v Speaker 1>couldn't get enough, had to get you straight into my bedroom.
<v Speaker 1>Suck I j Rock seven seven seven wants to tell
<v Speaker 1>the boys that I keep joking it when val I
<v Speaker 1>mean Chief Morley runs it raw into the ground.
<v Speaker 3>Ladies do how do I see your name every week?
<v Speaker 3>J Rock.
<v Speaker 1>Choo two three number ten, Little Green beer Man, you
<v Speaker 1>want to beer.
<v Speaker 3>Kyle?
<v Speaker 1>It's not nature Boy number one.
<v Speaker 4>Boy Boy, Nature Boy number one Buddy Rogers, but he
<v Speaker 4>is dead number one.
<v Speaker 1>Find a girl No. Number one boy is Ichi bod.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah that's find a girl who loves you as much
<v Speaker 1>as Tony loves Sean michaels it's impossible. Undertaker on his
<v Speaker 1>podcast doing a blue shoe ad saying it's steroids for
<v Speaker 1>your wiener soggy cat FC. Does Undertaker do his own ad.
<v Speaker 3>Reads, so he legit on the show, sits there reading
<v Speaker 3>a paper reading the ad read like it's not like
<v Speaker 3>he rehearses it. He's really.
<v Speaker 1>Wow on the tip of your tongue. Head Getter, marcel.
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<v Speaker 3>I miss my.
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<v Speaker 1>I wasn't sure where you were going Pedal Steven Swires,
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<v Speaker 1>Jeffrey McGuire, the Big Gold One gave my wife a
<v Speaker 1>sexually transmitted stutter. Chicke, John Defedeli, Alice uh Bizig, Missiti Clazaws,
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<v Speaker 1>Bash in Berlin with my friends Chase Richard and his
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<v Speaker 1>Phil be Joson, clym Is Milk backwards A holding my
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<v Speaker 1>Paul Rebiclus m O G. Yeah, Brandon Hale, Jacob Alger,
<v Speaker 1>Fuck the Braves, Fuck the Phillies, go Red Sox, bitch,
<v Speaker 1>that's a group of I know this is you fuck off?
<v Speaker 3>You know this guy?
<v Speaker 1>I mean it could be anyone from Boston. I mean
<v Speaker 1>it could be any Yeah, it definitely is Jake, Jake
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<v Speaker 1>Chris Calvin, Tankman stole my stash of Stacker two. What
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<v Speaker 1>my biggest blood.
<v Speaker 2>If I've been wondering.
<v Speaker 1>One of the biggest wrestlings of all time top five.
<v Speaker 1>People have been asking a lot about that recently, I
<v Speaker 1>guess because he's coming back. I hate when I stare
<v Speaker 1>into the abyss and I think you's staring back at me,
<v Speaker 1>but it's actually been staring at the person behind me.
<v Speaker 3>I swear we had that last week.
<v Speaker 1>Jumbo tron Ada bro Roman Connlly the old Detroit Tiger
<v Speaker 1>logos where the tiger looks like it did crack Heroine
<v Speaker 1>meth and lsd all at the same time. That's good
<v Speaker 1>trickster rat Adele Reagan. My name is Doug Demo Dome,
<v Speaker 1>owner of the Dimsdale Demo Dome, Justin Gill, young young
<v Speaker 1>money boner. I have a concession that I'm not eager
<v Speaker 1>to make. As a child, I was disco in front
<v Speaker 1>of is one a single solitary fan.
<v Speaker 3>You were a kid, though, I mean that's yeah, you
<v Speaker 3>get a past. It is cool.
<v Speaker 1>It's fine, mes fief crazy h crazy, Oh shit, yeah,
<v Speaker 1>Chris Gamer one zero two five Swanton Bomb, the Long
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<v Speaker 1>I feel like one four p Mark Henry on top
<v Speaker 1>of a steel cage.
<v Speaker 3>Why do I know what that is?
<v Speaker 1>Curry Man ty Bird, Lucas Lockey, r K dingis Yeah,
<v Speaker 1>number fifteen Johnny and Tony smell very nice, but James
<v Speaker 1>smells like Rakishi's sloppy ass.
<v Speaker 3>Just remind finally something for me to kill.
<v Speaker 1>Mantunior getting duffed in the barbershop is wrestling to me anytime, anyplace.
<v Speaker 1>Pussy god Gee will become a wrestler. He will come
<v Speaker 1>to DP dub.
<v Speaker 3>He will lose in the opener, it's.
<v Speaker 1>A mad dog. Connie at Rando Dixon Art, Rando Dixon
<v Speaker 1>Art at Rando Dixon Art, call him the lord of
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<v Speaker 1>All Right, now it is time for the Deadlight Patreon
<v Speaker 1>Q and a segment.
<v Speaker 3>Cool five dollars Q and a seg. And we put
<v Speaker 3>up a thread every other week and you have questions,
<v Speaker 3>and there's a lot of them. There's a lot of
<v Speaker 3>questions actually, And you know what, I appreciated everyone that
<v Speaker 3>asked a question, even if we don't get to it.
<v Speaker 3>Thank you for caring enough about hearing about something from us,
<v Speaker 3>Like use her name. My name is Doug Dimodome, owner
<v Speaker 3>of the Dimsdale Dimodome. They asked long time listener, first
<v Speaker 3>time question, ask her how did orange become the official
<v Speaker 3>Deadlock color y'all just like oranges? Or was there an
<v Speaker 3>actual reason for it? I said, duh and dare because
<v Speaker 3>that's what he wrote. I wrote it like duh, Yeah
<v Speaker 3>he did, Yeah, yeah, what were This is a not
<v Speaker 3>Johnny answer because I wasn't here for this.
<v Speaker 1>So originally it was a few Well, we were like
<v Speaker 1>going around with names and stuff, right, and we were
<v Speaker 1>taught like we had like a couple of different ones,
<v Speaker 1>and it was like we kind of took little bits
<v Speaker 1>from each other. I can't remember what was the one
<v Speaker 1>we were gonna do Tony with a snake on it.
<v Speaker 1>You remember that one showing me that, yeah, you still
<v Speaker 1>have the We probably still have the mokra out of
<v Speaker 1>that somewhere.
<v Speaker 3>It was cool.
<v Speaker 1>It was gonna be like little southern wrestling based like influence.
<v Speaker 1>M hmm, yeah, it was. It was gonna be something
<v Speaker 1>like that, but we decided out we probably want to
<v Speaker 1>like cast a wider net than that, so we were like,
<v Speaker 1>let's just go with deadlock. And then we came up
<v Speaker 1>with like a few different ideas for the logo and stuff,
<v Speaker 1>and like one of the ones that I really liked
<v Speaker 1>is like the one letter. Like I always thought the
<v Speaker 1>one letter was cool, So that's what it is, mocked
<v Speaker 1>up and we just got a few different colourways and
<v Speaker 1>then like orange was the one. I was like, I
<v Speaker 1>don't think anyone's rocking orange right now, so like, let's
<v Speaker 1>I think that was just the idea was like orange.
<v Speaker 3>Was there any when you guys, look like when you
<v Speaker 3>first got it, was there any other color that you
<v Speaker 3>were considering that like looked just as cool or was We.
<v Speaker 1>Got a bunch I mean we looked at it. Yeah,
<v Speaker 1>I mean like we kind of just played it out
<v Speaker 1>in a bunch of different colors and orange.
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, I mean it worked out. I think people all
<v Speaker 3>over the world, even in wrestling, Noa's is the orange brand,
<v Speaker 3>Like that's how we were described in Japan. That's the orange.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah.
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, you're right. Let's just go user name of the
<v Speaker 3>MK zero Yo asks, this is mostly for James. How
<v Speaker 3>do you feel about the recent Halo Studios rebranding an announcement.
<v Speaker 3>I've heard a little bit to this already.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I mean it's the same studio. I don't know
<v Speaker 1>how to explain it. It just is like I'm glad.
<v Speaker 1>I guess they're going to Unreal. I guess the reason
<v Speaker 1>they're going unreal is because they can't keep anyone around
<v Speaker 1>for more than six months at three four three, So
<v Speaker 1>like it's hard to bring someone on for six months
<v Speaker 1>and they have to learn the slip space engine or
<v Speaker 1>whatever shit they're doing. So like going unreal makes it
<v Speaker 1>a little bit easier for them to keep the revolving
<v Speaker 1>door of jobs so they can sure can't keep I no,
<v Speaker 1>I don't have. I gave up on my hope for
<v Speaker 1>the future of Halo fifteen years ago. But like you know,
<v Speaker 1>I I'm just I guess good luck, best of luck.
<v Speaker 1>Master Chief look like an idiot in the trailer, So
<v Speaker 1>that was cool, a.
<v Speaker 3>Little action figure the game being on unreel. Now do
<v Speaker 3>you think that'll is that? Like, will the game get
<v Speaker 3>any better because of this? I think.
<v Speaker 1>I think like the series is just in a weird
<v Speaker 1>middle place where like all the older fans just want
<v Speaker 1>the old Halo, all the newer fans just want the
<v Speaker 1>fucking lore in the sprint option, and it's like, yeah,
<v Speaker 1>we're fucked. Like there's just no way out of it.
<v Speaker 1>At this point they had to there was like a
<v Speaker 1>sticking point where they had to pick a direction. You're
<v Speaker 1>gonna have to either get rid of the like just
<v Speaker 1>just say fuck it. We got we can't like keep
<v Speaker 1>pandering to like old fans like me, or you know,
<v Speaker 1>we we have to make a new audience. And like
<v Speaker 1>the sticking point was Halo four and it was over.
<v Speaker 3>That sucks.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I mean cool Halo Studios whatever, they're they're having
<v Speaker 1>a hard time for when I understand over there at
<v Speaker 1>three four three. Almost everyone that leaves that studio ends
<v Speaker 1>up with some horror story or they hated it, you know,
<v Speaker 1>or something like that. And yeah, yeah, so I mean,
<v Speaker 1>best of luck. Hopefully it breeds something cool. I'm playing
<v Speaker 1>fucking Halo two on his signy on the originally.
<v Speaker 3>You are he's gotta see r T TV and he's
<v Speaker 3>fucking I'm playing MLG four's on Halo Two's good.
<v Speaker 1>I hope it does good. I'd love to see Halo two,
<v Speaker 1>I mean, but in the meantime, I will be playing
<v Speaker 1>Halo too on my CRT.
<v Speaker 3>Thank you user name JT runs the World or maybe
<v Speaker 3>just her mouth asks hi boyse DPW logistics question, how
<v Speaker 3>do you make all the schedules and all the stories work?
<v Speaker 3>Are you excel folks or sticky notes on a wall humans? Ps,
<v Speaker 3>thanks for reigniting my love of wrestling to the to
<v Speaker 3>the extent that I'm finally getting to an event this weekend.
<v Speaker 3>Oh they were at super Battle then, tremendous. We are
<v Speaker 3>Google doc folk, Like that's kind of where we live
<v Speaker 3>on right, Like Google sheets, Like that's where everything goes. Like,
<v Speaker 3>I mean, you know, I have stuff in like my
<v Speaker 3>phone notes, and I know, you know, James does too, like,
<v Speaker 3>but most of the time, everything that's everything that needs
<v Speaker 3>to be seen by us is in like a Google doc.
<v Speaker 3>But there's like a million of them.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, we just kind of like jot stuff down and
<v Speaker 1>then put them all on this Google doc and then
<v Speaker 1>go over them together.
<v Speaker 3>Like yeah.
<v Speaker 1>It's like we'll just come up with shit on the fly,
<v Speaker 1>Like I'll just be laying in better or something. It's like, okay,
<v Speaker 1>I'll just write this down real quick, and then like
<v Speaker 1>I'll put it in the Google doc and then we'll
<v Speaker 1>look at it like two weeks from then. I'm like,
<v Speaker 1>what the fuck is this? I was like, oh, yeah,
<v Speaker 1>I meant to bring this up to you, like this
<v Speaker 1>is what we meant to do or yeah, yeah, yeah,
<v Speaker 1>that's kind of the idea. It's just easier that way.
<v Speaker 1>It's difficult on the Indies because like we don't have guys,
<v Speaker 1>like you know, we have to make sure that we
<v Speaker 1>get these guys ahead of time. But it's also difficult
<v Speaker 1>to book ahead of time on the Indies because you
<v Speaker 1>never know what happens or et cetera, et cetera. So
<v Speaker 1>we just kind of go with the flow in that
<v Speaker 1>regard and like maybe like every story is not played
<v Speaker 1>out like immediately because it just can't be. But yeah,
<v Speaker 1>we string together some shit and like I think it
<v Speaker 1>turns out really well.
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, I mean the process is pretty fun. It's it's
<v Speaker 3>creatively stimulating when you can just like legit any idea ever,
<v Speaker 3>like good or bad. Sometimes an idea that I'm like, ah,
<v Speaker 3>will that work? I bring it up and like wait,
<v Speaker 3>this will work. And same with James, I'm sure and
<v Speaker 3>Tony like it all like there's nothing that's like a
<v Speaker 3>bad idea is not saying an idea in this space,
<v Speaker 3>so that so that like it works out pretty well.
<v Speaker 3>And like yeah, I mean schedules wise, I mean yeah,
<v Speaker 3>we just kind of know what's going on. I mean
<v Speaker 3>we writes it down like we have a POD schedule,
<v Speaker 3>like we have like a deadlock schedule separate from a
<v Speaker 3>DPW schedule, and like there's also a schedule of flights
<v Speaker 3>and all this fucking.
<v Speaker 2>Shit that trying to coordinate all that stuff.
<v Speaker 3>If anyone, like you know, hotels are still just as
<v Speaker 3>bad as ever.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, it'll never be good. I think we're just accepted
<v Speaker 2>like it's.
<v Speaker 3>Gonna be John Nickel asks since it's spooky season. What
<v Speaker 3>is your favorite horror movie of all time? Mine's an
<v Speaker 3>easy one. I'm sure everyone can guess. I love Saw one.
<v Speaker 3>That's my favorite fucking horror movie. That Ship's the best.
<v Speaker 1>It is good.
<v Speaker 3>I enjoyed a lot to Yeah, like I don't even
<v Speaker 3>know if I don't even know if I consider it
<v Speaker 3>the best Saw movie, but it's my favorite one.
<v Speaker 1>Like Saw two is my go to Saw movie.
<v Speaker 3>Saw two is fucking so good.
<v Speaker 1>It's just an easy watch. It's like Chain Saw two
<v Speaker 1>compared to one, like one is like probably objectively better,
<v Speaker 1>but there's something just so like it feels like Halloween
<v Speaker 1>for me. When I watched Texas Chain Saw two, I'm like, yeah,
<v Speaker 1>this is awesome.
<v Speaker 3>Well, which is funny because Saw two was not a
<v Speaker 3>Saw movie at first. Oh really, it was a script
<v Speaker 3>for a movie that like they saw them were like,
<v Speaker 3>this feels like Saw. Can we make this a Saw movie?
<v Speaker 3>And they were like, yeah, so Saw movie. They like
<v Speaker 3>figured out how it wove into like John Kramer shit
<v Speaker 3>and all, yeah, fucking go through. I mean that whole series.
<v Speaker 3>I love to death and I'll love it when they
<v Speaker 3>wheeled John Kramer out in twenty more years for Saw twenty.
<v Speaker 3>What about you, Tony, what's your favorite?
<v Speaker 2>Well, it's it's probably A thirteenth Part three, the three
<v Speaker 2>D one. The only reason is because I saw that
<v Speaker 2>like a million times as a kid, Like every time
<v Speaker 2>they played it on USA USA Network used to play
<v Speaker 2>like horror movie. Yeah, every like when it was Friday
<v Speaker 2>thirteenth especially, they would play that movie all the time,
<v Speaker 2>and it was really it's not a great movie.
<v Speaker 3>By the way, but you've just seen it a lot.
<v Speaker 1>I've seen it so.
<v Speaker 2>Much as a kid that I grew up with it
<v Speaker 2>so like it changed my life, you know what I mean.
<v Speaker 2>I went as Jason for Halloween when I was a kid,
<v Speaker 2>like with Yeah, Like I was a kid, my parents
<v Speaker 2>thought that was cool. So that like shaped my life.
<v Speaker 2>It's like, I'm just.
<v Speaker 3>Like John Kramer with the backwards cap right now.
<v Speaker 2>That's awesome you are, Pamela, Yeah, I hated here, I thought.
<v Speaker 1>She said, Yeah, Jason's like a tweeter man. Pamela boar
<v Speaker 1>hees crazy heel.
<v Speaker 3>Total heel.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah. Yeah, yeah, so that shaved my life. I don't
<v Speaker 2>know if it's like my just like my favorite. I
<v Speaker 2>don't know why it just sticks with me. It's not
<v Speaker 2>like a great movie, but it's funny.
<v Speaker 3>But that's cool. I mean that's just you know, if
<v Speaker 3>that's what connects to you, that's that's the fucking way. Yeah,
<v Speaker 3>what about you, James, I don't know, that's like I
<v Speaker 3>was gonna say, that's a that's a harder one for you,
<v Speaker 3>Jason X.
<v Speaker 1>For you, I mean, I love Jason X. I have
<v Speaker 1>like forty copies of it. Yeah, I mean a lot
<v Speaker 1>of movies, Like I started watching horror movies. That's pretty
<v Speaker 1>much the only movie that I'll watch, like unless it's
<v Speaker 1>like Adam Sandler. But yeah, I only like I grew
<v Speaker 1>up watching horror movies. I watched them when I was
<v Speaker 1>super super young, so like it was always my like fixation.
<v Speaker 1>I never really wanted to watch anything else than that.
<v Speaker 1>So like I've grew up watching a ton of different shit. Yeah,
<v Speaker 1>I can give a few. I don't know if I
<v Speaker 1>can give you my favorite period top three Night around
<v Speaker 1>Elm Street. Dream Warriors Okay is easily up there for me.
<v Speaker 1>I mean, just a fucking wonderful film you can watch
<v Speaker 1>a hundred times. It's just like just so sick all
<v Speaker 1>the like the effects are practical and like I don't know.
<v Speaker 1>I'm super in practical effects in a movie. I think
<v Speaker 1>that's really cool if you want to. I saw, like
<v Speaker 1>Saw six was awesome. I thought Saw it was fucking awesome.
<v Speaker 3>Saw six is funing great. Yeah, I mean that's that's
<v Speaker 3>my top three Saw movies one, two, and six.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah. Six is like super underrated. I think I I
<v Speaker 1>super really liked like I saw my Texas Chainsaw. Texas
<v Speaker 1>Chainsaw too is like, I don't know, there's just something
<v Speaker 1>so fucking awesome about that movie. It was like watch that. Yeah,
<v Speaker 1>it was like, Okay, you guys didn't understand the dark
<v Speaker 1>humor in the first one. Okay, what if we just
<v Speaker 1>fucking turned it up to a million.
<v Speaker 3>Oh there wasn't enough.
<v Speaker 1>There wasn't enough fucking blood in this one. Okay, how
<v Speaker 1>about I fucking we do a car chase scene at
<v Speaker 1>the first as the first scene and I chop head
<v Speaker 1>off that ship was fucking awesome.
<v Speaker 3>Yeah it was the first I'll forget. That's fine. Yeah
<v Speaker 3>it was.
<v Speaker 1>Uh that one's I gotta give a lot of love
<v Speaker 1>to Texas Chansaw too. Super underrated when I don't think
<v Speaker 1>a lot of people, I mean, chop Top is an
<v Speaker 1>all time character on that one too, So I mean,
<v Speaker 1>I just have a lot of movies that I uh,
<v Speaker 1>I super loved Evil Dead I think was like a
<v Speaker 1>movie that really like I was like, wow, this is awesome.
<v Speaker 1>Like Bruce Campbell, Yeah, yeah, I thought that ship was
<v Speaker 1>really cool.
<v Speaker 3>Username. I made my bitch go one v one with
<v Speaker 3>the Undertaker because she told me I wasn't thugging and
<v Speaker 3>bug and play it asks have you ever thought about
<v Speaker 3>bringing in a sweet band to play before the show
<v Speaker 3>each month? Wrestling Society xtyle, because I think that would
<v Speaker 3>be sweet as fuck. We had an idea for this
<v Speaker 3>fucking show that just passed. Actually Super Battle Yeah yeah, noa.
<v Speaker 1>We were going to. It's just like a difficult avenue
<v Speaker 1>to war just because you have to set up the
<v Speaker 1>venue not only for wrestling but for a concert, and
<v Speaker 1>like that's more difficult than it seems. Like. You can't
<v Speaker 1>just put the instruments in the room and like just
<v Speaker 1>let them play. Yeah, it's not that easy. So but
<v Speaker 1>getting that situation played out Also, a lot of people
<v Speaker 1>that come to wrestling shows are not coming to see
<v Speaker 1>music like you would think that you would think there's
<v Speaker 1>more crossover, but there's really not. We have a lot
<v Speaker 1>of older people too, and like they're not try interested
<v Speaker 1>in listening to fucking or knock Loose or whatever the
<v Speaker 1>fuck're listening to.
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, we get an email.
<v Speaker 1>I think that ship would be awesome, Don't get me wrong.
<v Speaker 1>Guy like me, I see like West just playing before
<v Speaker 1>a wrestling show. I'm going to that. I'm bringing everyone
<v Speaker 1>I can bring to that.
<v Speaker 2>We did a then when I was working with Magnum Pro.
<v Speaker 2>We did a rock and wrestling type show where we
<v Speaker 2>had a local artist. They were called Arson City, and
<v Speaker 2>we did it before this this show, and like we
<v Speaker 2>were in charge because like me and Jeremy were in
<v Speaker 2>charge of getting the band and he like was friends
<v Speaker 2>with the band. So like, yeah, trying to logistically get
<v Speaker 2>that to work was just a nightmare. Like our setup
<v Speaker 2>for the show was like, Okay, you'll have the instruments
<v Speaker 2>and then you know, leave those out there and then
<v Speaker 2>their wrestlers can come past all that. You know, that's
<v Speaker 2>like the setup for the show, but then work. So
<v Speaker 2>you had to have the band go on first because
<v Speaker 2>some people that want to see the band don't want
<v Speaker 2>to watch wrestling, right, you know what I mean?
<v Speaker 3>And so they paid they're not going to stay for
<v Speaker 3>the whole thing.
<v Speaker 1>Dude, A lot of people go to a lot of
<v Speaker 1>people that I was telling you about the fast stuff.
<v Speaker 1>If you if like, let's say there's a concert for
<v Speaker 1>for knock Loosing. They're the main event, right, They're not
<v Speaker 1>going to start untill nine or ten pm. Like a
<v Speaker 1>lot of people won't even show up till then.
<v Speaker 3>Oh, yeah, I guess you're right. You're right, Okay, I
<v Speaker 3>could see that.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, that's how local stuff was when I used to
<v Speaker 2>go to concerts as like a kid, like local bands
<v Speaker 2>or whatever. You just go like, oh, my friend's playing
<v Speaker 2>a band at nine pm, I'll show up then or whatever.
<v Speaker 2>Like you didn't care about the right even though you
<v Speaker 2>had to pay to get in, you didn't even care.
<v Speaker 2>You just showed up then. So like anyway, it was
<v Speaker 2>like a nightmare because like half the people that were
<v Speaker 2>there that want to see the band didn't care about
<v Speaker 2>the wrestling. And then if they did stay, they didn't
<v Speaker 2>care about like they weren't into the show, you know
<v Speaker 2>what I mean.
<v Speaker 1>So even though they stayed, they were at the bar.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, they didn't really know the storylines either, so they
<v Speaker 2>didn't really care. So it's kind of like hard, and
<v Speaker 2>you try to like book the show because it was
<v Speaker 2>like a like a hardcore band kind of. So it's
<v Speaker 2>trying to like book this show based off of the
<v Speaker 2>following that the band has, you know what I mean.
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, so that's kind.
<v Speaker 2>Of how you had to do it where it's like.
<v Speaker 3>How did it sound?
<v Speaker 2>Oh, they sounded fine because it was like a music venue.
<v Speaker 3>Like actually, so they were already kind of tapped in the.
<v Speaker 2>Show actually turned the place into just the music, and
<v Speaker 2>they're like, no more wrestling at this.
<v Speaker 3>Place because music thing is awesome.
<v Speaker 2>But it was already a music place. But we just
<v Speaker 2>but they like got brought up by like Live Nation
<v Speaker 2>or whatever you know, and Live Nation.
<v Speaker 3>I hate when that happens.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, so like only music there. But yeah, it was
<v Speaker 2>a nightmare trying to figure it out. So like I
<v Speaker 2>guess the music on first and then the wrestling. I
<v Speaker 2>don't know it kind of but it was very weird
<v Speaker 2>to do.
<v Speaker 3>It was hard. There was actually a lot of these questions, James,
<v Speaker 3>so I just put it on here so you could
<v Speaker 3>assure the people. Uh Andy Chavez and a bunch of
<v Speaker 3>people on a lot of different places asked James, are
<v Speaker 3>you good from the hurricane. I am good.
<v Speaker 1>Thank you guys for asking a lot.
<v Speaker 3>Nice buddy, Yeah.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I mean it's funny because we were watching the
<v Speaker 1>Great Colleague Match or whatever on Patreon, and like the
<v Speaker 1>remnants of the storm were starting and like it was
<v Speaker 1>just like a crazy fucking thunderstorm.
<v Speaker 3>James like, I don't know what, Yeah, any stuff outside
<v Speaker 3>yet it did go and look though, and it was
<v Speaker 3>a bunch of tree bridges.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, yeah, there was a lot of stuff. I live
<v Speaker 1>on eastern North Carolina, so we weren't hit that bad.
<v Speaker 1>Western North Carolina got fucking obliterated. I was nervous during
<v Speaker 1>it because I have a ton of family, like literally,
<v Speaker 1>like probably like three fourths of my living family lives
<v Speaker 1>in like Ashville. So it was like yeah, and I
<v Speaker 1>couldn't get up with them, and I was like, ah, man,
<v Speaker 1>and then I saw. I was like I saw how
<v Speaker 1>bad it was. Like I was trying to get up
<v Speaker 1>with them, I couldn't get up with and I was like,
<v Speaker 1>I don't know what happened here, but they got up
<v Speaker 1>with me, and they're good. They're safe. Oh, obviously the
<v Speaker 1>town is good fucking destroyed and it's still fucked up.
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, I think it's still super fucked.
<v Speaker 1>Right, Yeah, it's still really bad and not even like
<v Speaker 1>Asheville has the infrastructure to like fix itself and things
<v Speaker 1>like that, but there's a lot of smaller towns out
<v Speaker 1>in western d C. That don't, and they're just fucked
<v Speaker 1>for good like I don't. They're gonna need like crazy
<v Speaker 1>help and donations and things of that nature. Yeah, it
<v Speaker 1>was a fucked up couple of days a week. Scary, yeah, right,
<v Speaker 1>but no, I was fine. Like I said, I live
<v Speaker 1>on Easter and see, I appreciate everyone who reached out
<v Speaker 1>and things like that. That was very nice to you guys,
<v Speaker 1>and I'd never take that for granted. But the I
<v Speaker 1>just want, you know, just let you know I'm good. Everyone,
<v Speaker 1>my family's good. Yeah, everything, everything is cool. So thank
<v Speaker 1>you guys.
<v Speaker 3>Another question for you, James, you're not off the hook
<v Speaker 3>yet here. Taco Tyler ninety nine says, James, will you
<v Speaker 3>bring back the septum ring?
<v Speaker 2>Oho?
<v Speaker 1>Ah man, that shit hurt? So yeah, No, I mean
<v Speaker 1>the first I love the septum ring, and it was
<v Speaker 1>something when I was skinny, I was like, and I
<v Speaker 1>want to get a septim ring, Like that was what
<v Speaker 1>I wanted to get. I was super like out into
<v Speaker 1>that because when I was young, I was gonna get
<v Speaker 1>one of those chest tattoos where you get like the
<v Speaker 1>lyrics across your chest. I just never know get that regards. Yeah,
<v Speaker 1>like just like that. Yeah, yeah, my eyes are bloodshot.
<v Speaker 1>I'd seen the damn oh my chest right there. You know.
<v Speaker 1>I was super locked into that, but I decided not
<v Speaker 1>to just because I was fat back then. I was like,
<v Speaker 1>I don't want to get a fat tattoo. And then
<v Speaker 1>something happens.
<v Speaker 3>Oh sure. Yeah.
<v Speaker 1>So when I when I lost a lot of weight,
<v Speaker 1>I was like, all right, fucking I'm getting a septum ring.
<v Speaker 1>Because I'd already got a nose ring. I was like,
<v Speaker 1>that didn't hurt it all. And I was like, oh
<v Speaker 1>that's awesome. So I got the sept and ring, and
<v Speaker 1>that shit hurt like a motherfucker. I was like, wow, wow, dude,
<v Speaker 1>chill out. Yeah. So anyways, what ended up happening with
<v Speaker 1>the sept and ring. Quick story is that I went
<v Speaker 1>to go get a passport photo. I live in southern
<v Speaker 1>fucking southeast North Carolina.
<v Speaker 3>So like she's like, well, I.
<v Speaker 1>Don't know, you probably got to get your sept and
<v Speaker 1>ring taken out. You know, you're like, oh, you can't
<v Speaker 1>take the picture with the sept and ring in. So
<v Speaker 1>I take the sept and ring out. I put it
<v Speaker 1>on the table, fucking the tables where everyone's going. Someone
<v Speaker 1>swiped the fucking ring. It like fell. I couldn't fucking
<v Speaker 1>find it. So at that point I'm like, Okay, I'll
<v Speaker 1>just get another one. And then like it just kept
<v Speaker 1>going by and I never got another one. And then
<v Speaker 1>I was like, all right, so it closed up, like
<v Speaker 1>it took a while. I was like, I'll get another one,
<v Speaker 1>and I just never did. It takes a while to
<v Speaker 1>close up, and it closed up now the and if
<v Speaker 1>I get another one, like I just remember how bad
<v Speaker 1>that hurt. And I was like, ah, shit, Like I
<v Speaker 1>don't know if I want to do that again right now.
<v Speaker 1>If I lose weight again, sure I'll go get another
<v Speaker 1>subtem ring. So if the deadlocked in thing pays off, yes,
<v Speaker 1>I will get another submarring just for you.
<v Speaker 3>Uh what was his name? Tyler Tyler, Taco, Tyler Taco Tyler.
<v Speaker 1>Yes, I'll get the submarine for you, and I'll even
<v Speaker 1>I'll have it. Johnny videotape me crying when I get it,
<v Speaker 1>I'll go.
<v Speaker 3>I'll be there for it. I'll be there for it.
<v Speaker 1>You're you're, you're like your tears just start the second
<v Speaker 1>that ship pierces, like you knows it's just a wrap.
<v Speaker 1>I'm like, woa, Yeah, that sh it was tough. Man, No,
<v Speaker 1>that probably he probably won't videotape, but I will get
<v Speaker 1>another one.
<v Speaker 3>I liked it.
<v Speaker 1>I like myself.
<v Speaker 3>I definitely will videotape if I release it. That's another
<v Speaker 3>thing for anyone carrious about the dead locked in thing.
<v Speaker 3>By the way, Wow, this is hard as fuck. Yeah,
<v Speaker 3>it's difficult. It's super difficult. And I wanted to bring
<v Speaker 3>this up because, like I know, there's probably people out
<v Speaker 3>there that like, all, so fine, this difficult and probably
<v Speaker 3>have super OneD and oft on doing fucking diet and
<v Speaker 3>workout stuff a ton. It is fucking hard everybody. I mean, uh,
<v Speaker 3>I don't know about James. Mind has not gone fucking great.
<v Speaker 3>I'll tell you that my eating has been much better
<v Speaker 3>at the very least. That's the only thing I can
<v Speaker 3>hang my hat on is that I haven't been eating
<v Speaker 3>like a fucking slob, but working out like has. I
<v Speaker 3>just haven't been in the gym in a minute traveling
<v Speaker 3>doing this stuff is fucked up, Like it's impossible. Man,
<v Speaker 3>I do not have the brain for it. Yet I'm
<v Speaker 3>trying to get there.
<v Speaker 2>You away from away from home?
<v Speaker 3>What do you eat? You gotta go? Yeah, And when
<v Speaker 3>I fucking traveling, like, I'm like, my brain's in a
<v Speaker 3>different spot. So like everything is like stress eating.
<v Speaker 2>What the you gotta get those fries every three hours?
<v Speaker 3>The fries, I'm.
<v Speaker 1>Feel man like, God damn for celebrations.
<v Speaker 3>But the boys you gotta saw dude, It's not a
<v Speaker 3>complete failure, but I'm not. I'm not too proud of
<v Speaker 3>my progress right now. I will be trying to lock
<v Speaker 3>back in here soon more so. Uh But yeah, So
<v Speaker 3>anyone that's just wondering, that's where I'm at.
<v Speaker 1>I mean, it's definitely not gonna be a short journey
<v Speaker 1>for me. I don't know about you, but I already
<v Speaker 1>know how long it's gonna take me to lose his weight.
<v Speaker 1>And no, I haven't been eaten great recently. Like I'm
<v Speaker 1>definitely not like super locked in or anything right now.
<v Speaker 1>I wish I was more locked in. My discipline is
<v Speaker 1>at an all time low right.
<v Speaker 3>Now for some reason. That's where I'm at.
<v Speaker 1>Too. Yeah, I don't know if that's like a that's
<v Speaker 1>like a mental thing I have to overcome. But like, yeah,
<v Speaker 1>my discipline's low, so like I'll do it good for
<v Speaker 1>like a week and then I'm like.
<v Speaker 3>Ah, yes, man, yeah, like I feel the same fucking
<v Speaker 3>way like I'm I feel like I'm I'm tapped in
<v Speaker 3>and then like something jolts me and I'm slowly off again.
<v Speaker 3>I'm like fuck. And it's not until I feel like shit,
<v Speaker 3>I'm like fuck, man, what happened?
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, yeah, I agree. I mean that's just that's that's
<v Speaker 1>really all it is, is like a the battle of
<v Speaker 1>your will. Right, you're disciplined and your self discipline, and uh,
<v Speaker 1>that's not something you can like change overnight. It takes
<v Speaker 1>a little bit of time for you to get that.
<v Speaker 1>You know, like I said, I've done it a few times.
<v Speaker 1>You've done it a few times. You know. Life isn't
<v Speaker 1>the same now as it was for us, so like, yeah,
<v Speaker 1>things are just a little different.
<v Speaker 3>I'm a lot busier now than I was then.
<v Speaker 1>But like this is all copium, by the way, but
<v Speaker 1>it is.
<v Speaker 3>Going on.
<v Speaker 2>My metabolism slowing down, my drum my body sore, fucking
<v Speaker 2>life to work with children.
<v Speaker 3>It's super copium and but like I want to be
<v Speaker 3>honest about it. So when this episode is done, I
<v Speaker 3>feel like Ship, I'm.
<v Speaker 2>All you guys need to do is just prob out
<v Speaker 2>some kids, and then you think about your mortality. Don't
<v Speaker 2>want to die for your kids, and you're like, I
<v Speaker 2>gotta do something about this. Like I can't eat Ship, because.
<v Speaker 1>I already have to go through that. Like I already
<v Speaker 1>I've already mentally told myself moms add it like a
<v Speaker 1>hundred times. I can't, Like I can't. I would never
<v Speaker 1>I'd never ever do that.
<v Speaker 3>See.
<v Speaker 2>The problem is you don't have a bitch, nagging wife
<v Speaker 2>that controls you.
<v Speaker 1>Brother, not my wife, but you.
<v Speaker 3>Know we love your wife. No, I'm just.
<v Speaker 2>Saying like, yeah, you need someone else who's like, Hey,
<v Speaker 2>what the fuck you doing?
<v Speaker 3>Bro?
<v Speaker 2>Put that cheeseburger down.
<v Speaker 1>Man, No way, dude, relationship, we start getting weight together,
<v Speaker 1>start playing on you.
<v Speaker 2>It's your fault.
<v Speaker 1>You.
<v Speaker 2>You're supposed to keep me a checking.
<v Speaker 3>There's no discipline, yeah, but like there's there's discipline here
<v Speaker 3>that we could find. I think though, I think I
<v Speaker 3>have a last question here? Where was I here? Use
<v Speaker 3>your name? Mac asks this is a d PTO be question.
<v Speaker 3>If you could book anybody versus Mike Bailey right now,
<v Speaker 3>who would it be? Which is like the easiest and
<v Speaker 3>hardest question ever?
<v Speaker 1>Lebron Co his zone.
<v Speaker 3>You watch that this weekend dot Com.
<v Speaker 1>Summary Forever versus the Champions?
<v Speaker 3>Which takes something? Good answer? James? All right, hey, thank
<v Speaker 3>you all for asking questions this week. We appreciate it.
<v Speaker 3>We were all over the scope there. I thought that
<v Speaker 3>was a pretty refreshing Q and I actually I enjoyed this.
<v Speaker 3>Now we have to talk about it. Goddamn Raw from
<v Speaker 3>ninety three.
<v Speaker 1>All right, buckle in, all right, now it is time
<v Speaker 1>to get into the Recher review w W Monday Night Raw,
<v Speaker 1>January eighteen, nineteen ninety three. I wasn't even born yet.
<v Speaker 3>Wait is that right?
<v Speaker 1>I was not born until April twenty second.
<v Speaker 3>I was three months old. Two months old. Sorry, old baby,
<v Speaker 3>the old old baby, two month old. Johnny was watching
<v Speaker 3>the Eastern God, Tony, was Tony? Were you watching this?
<v Speaker 2>I was not watching this. I think I was playing
<v Speaker 2>baseball or something instead of yeah, you know, outside of
<v Speaker 2>my friends or something. Red stuff, you know.
<v Speaker 1>Smoking cigarettes, dude.
<v Speaker 2>This was pre taped already read the sheets. I already
<v Speaker 2>knew what happened, because.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, it was a lot than already.
<v Speaker 3>I think.
<v Speaker 2>I think I watched like bits and pieces of it.
<v Speaker 2>I had friends that watched it, but I wasn't like
<v Speaker 2>super into it. I think I got into it of
<v Speaker 2>course during that there you know, more heavy, but I
<v Speaker 2>think I wasn't.
<v Speaker 3>Your friends didn't come to school the day after then,
<v Speaker 3>say you to the fucking cloud?
<v Speaker 2>No, I think they came in there, like you heard
<v Speaker 2>this guy gold Dusty.
<v Speaker 1>Is the best, and I watched the Simpsons.
<v Speaker 2>I was watching The Treehouse of Horror instead.
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, oh yeah, I understand. I understand. It is pretty sweet.
<v Speaker 3>But before we get into the episode, let's see what
<v Speaker 3>was going on the water Wrestling with the Wrestling Observer
<v Speaker 3>newsletter January twenty fifth, nineteen ninety three in WCW News.
<v Speaker 3>This is a little spoiler for later on the show,
<v Speaker 3>kind of hear. The latest on Ric Flair is he
<v Speaker 3>still hasn't signed a contract with WCW. Flair was on
<v Speaker 3>the road this weekend finishing up his commitments with the WWF,
<v Speaker 3>and a new contract was supposed to be waiting for
<v Speaker 3>him when he returned home. While it is expected to
<v Speaker 3>expected the deal to be consummated and Flair to start
<v Speaker 3>on the February twenty first paper you went from Asheville,
<v Speaker 3>North Carolina. It is not a done deal at least
<v Speaker 3>of press time. So Flair is out of here. Boys,
<v Speaker 3>he's going.
<v Speaker 1>Oh, you just spoiled it. Next week's.
<v Speaker 3>Yeah about that fell as well. Just so you know,
<v Speaker 3>Rick Flair is leaving the w don't watch raw next week.
<v Speaker 3>Don't watch.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, he's leaf if he loses to mister perfect.
<v Speaker 2>Oh yes, I thought he stayed all the way through evolution.
<v Speaker 3>And that was that's how WWF documentaries tell you. Well,
<v Speaker 3>another person that's not going to be in WCW at
<v Speaker 3>the very least, Paul E. Dangerously you might know, h.
<v Speaker 3>Miss Paul Hayman was officially fired on January fifth by WCW. No,
<v Speaker 3>this is a fucking funnyest story here. A letter was
<v Speaker 3>faxed to him from Bill Watts firing him. Watts, in
<v Speaker 3>the letter claimed that WCW's investigation of Dangerously's expense reports
<v Speaker 3>turned up falsified at the Ramada Hotel Atlanta Airports South
<v Speaker 3>for dates in April, May, June, and July of this
<v Speaker 3>past year. Watts letter also claimed that the Ramada Hotel
<v Speaker 3>confirmed Dangerously wasn't registered as a guest on the dates
<v Speaker 3>claimed in his expense reports, and it appears that he
<v Speaker 3>induced Ramada Hotel to provide false information that he did
<v Speaker 3>stay at the hotel to support fraudulent expense reports and
<v Speaker 3>attempt to attain improper payments of approximately twelve hundred dollars.
<v Speaker 3>Watts also claimed that appears Dangerously may have falsified other
<v Speaker 3>expense reports as well during that four month period, Dangerously
<v Speaker 3>turning receipts from the hotel totaling one one hundred and
<v Speaker 3>sixty two dollars and fifty cents for thirty nine dates.
<v Speaker 3>According to a hotel official we contacted, there is no
<v Speaker 3>question Dangerously stayed at the hotel during that time, although
<v Speaker 3>the official claimed they would be unable to prove how
<v Speaker 3>many dates he was there. Hayman responded to this, saying
<v Speaker 3>they made that allegation of the falsified expense reports. It
<v Speaker 3>is one hundred percent untrue. It is false, and it
<v Speaker 3>is a lie. This has been our witch hunt for
<v Speaker 3>five months because I refused to renegotiate a contract I
<v Speaker 3>signed with the company, because I refused to take less
<v Speaker 3>pay when I had already committed myself for two years
<v Speaker 3>under an agreement. So there's a lot of drum here. PAULI,
<v Speaker 3>what is twelve hundred dollars in nineteen ninety three?
<v Speaker 1>Give me my money?
<v Speaker 3>Just give me my money. Twelve hundred dollars is twenty
<v Speaker 3>five hundred dollars. Now that Paul Hayman was trying to
<v Speaker 3>obtain here by potentially lying, he.
<v Speaker 2>Wasn't trying to obtain he was legally familiarity.
<v Speaker 1>That's money, you know.
<v Speaker 3>Wow, you're spitting gentlemen.
<v Speaker 2>No, I think he would just getting ready for ECW.
<v Speaker 2>How can we get this fraud going on here? Because
<v Speaker 2>I got a let.
<v Speaker 1>Us out of here, send him to Eastern What if
<v Speaker 1>I stole twelve hundred dollars to start e c W
<v Speaker 1>from the Ramatta Hotels?
<v Speaker 3>Good idea.
<v Speaker 2>No, he's learned how to do it. You know, he
<v Speaker 2>was learning how to commit text brud.
<v Speaker 3>It was awesome. Oh, like this was the beginning.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, like he's learning. What can I do? How could
<v Speaker 2>I get this?
<v Speaker 3>Oh?
<v Speaker 2>Yes, I learned about this bereavement fair thing. Let's try that.
<v Speaker 3>Ah. I worked out pretty well for him in the end.
<v Speaker 3>He's somehow still employed.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, you're right, one of the last ones.
<v Speaker 3>That's unbelievable. In all Japan News, members of the band
<v Speaker 3>Guns and Roses attended the January fifteenth Kirrikan Hall show
<v Speaker 3>and we're cheering on Doctor Death and Terry, Gordy and
<v Speaker 3>Richard Slinger in their match against Hanson, Johnny Asen Blade
<v Speaker 3>budet Master. Well, Gordy and Williams got them the tickets,
<v Speaker 3>so that's why they.
<v Speaker 1>Were fucking fired up. That was nice of them.
<v Speaker 3>I think they were fired up because Gordy and Williams
<v Speaker 3>were fucking awesome.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, they're probably shooting whoever they're facing there, probably a.
<v Speaker 3>Dig slam, definitely a hot Meltzerret's funny Eddie Mansfield story.
<v Speaker 3>I believe that was a Texas promoter or a promoter
<v Speaker 3>at the time. His Texas tour from last week saw
<v Speaker 3>him show up the day the bust to Dallas was
<v Speaker 3>supposed to leave and tell the guys that there was
<v Speaker 3>an ice storm in Dallas and they have to cancel
<v Speaker 3>the tour. Well, one of the guys went home and
<v Speaker 3>watched the Weather Channel and saw it was fifty four
<v Speaker 3>degrees that day in Dallas. Anyway, the tours were scheduled
<v Speaker 3>for February. That is fucking awesome. Lying must have been
<v Speaker 3>great back in.
<v Speaker 2>The day there was no Internet. You could just say
<v Speaker 2>whatever you wanted.
<v Speaker 3>You could just lie straight up lie. Yeah. Yeah, that
<v Speaker 3>is fucking crazy, man. I I mean yeah, I was
<v Speaker 3>two months old. I didn't know how to lie yet.
<v Speaker 3>But I was watching Eastern Championship Wrestling, which what I
<v Speaker 3>hear is about to change soon. Kerry von Eriic was
<v Speaker 3>apprehended on January thirteenth on a Health and Safety Code violation.
<v Speaker 3>I know you guys can't believe this shit. I couldn't
<v Speaker 3>believe when I was reading it, which, according to the
<v Speaker 3>Dallas County District Attorney's Office, is a drug charge. No
<v Speaker 3>specific details as to the drugs are available until the
<v Speaker 3>substance has been laboratory tested. Von Eric was released after
<v Speaker 3>posting a five thousand dollars felony bond. If the tests
<v Speaker 3>show that the drugs be an illegal substance, van Eric
<v Speaker 3>will appear before Judge Larry Baraka, who has a reputation
<v Speaker 3>for being one of the toughest judges in the area
<v Speaker 3>in drug cases. Van Eric is currently serving ten years
<v Speaker 3>probation for a conviction on forging drug prescriptions, So a
<v Speaker 3>conviction in this case would revoke his probation and could
<v Speaker 3>be his final strike. Von Eric is making all his
<v Speaker 3>scheduled booking.
<v Speaker 1>Still, who's off that natty juice?
<v Speaker 3>Look good?
<v Speaker 2>That's crazy. I know you got drugs. I don't know
<v Speaker 2>if they're legal or not. We'll throw them a lad
<v Speaker 2>for you. We'll get back. Yeah, like what times for
<v Speaker 2>nuts in ninety three?
<v Speaker 3>Man, he better fucking get it together. All those von
<v Speaker 3>Erik's berry gets together. Man, you don't know what's to happen.
<v Speaker 1>To them, you know, Yeah, I mean no one knows.
<v Speaker 3>Anything could happen and they can become.
<v Speaker 1>The six man tag Orlways champions.
<v Speaker 3>They could with gold Dust.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, oh my god, let's fucking go. Everybody knows this dude.
<v Speaker 3>Dude. We have been asking more people on Killer Clowns
<v Speaker 3>if they know gold Dust, and I'd say it's ninety
<v Speaker 3>percent of people say they do know who gold.
<v Speaker 1>How does everything revolve around this dude? The wrestling world
<v Speaker 1>revolves around gold Dust.
<v Speaker 3>He is the big gold one. That's why.
<v Speaker 1>Oh you see this dude near you? You know the
<v Speaker 1>money's there, like you know what I mean?
<v Speaker 3>You don't forget and you definitely don't forget the name
<v Speaker 3>good Dust. Last thing here, there was a wrestling convention
<v Speaker 3>held over the weekend in Philadelphia. I was not there.
<v Speaker 3>I was two months old. The funniest story from the
<v Speaker 3>card was they asked Von Eric Kerry Von Erics, of course,
<v Speaker 3>who was while I was fucking hanging out the Extreme
<v Speaker 3>Cafet carry Von Eric. They asked him to fill in
<v Speaker 3>for Kevin Sullivan against sal Blemo. Van Eric was supposed
<v Speaker 3>to wear a mask as woman's secret weapon. Van Eric
<v Speaker 3>went to the ring wearing the mask, but had a
<v Speaker 3>ring jacket with carry on the back. Meltzer says, as
<v Speaker 3>silly as that sounds, he was stopped backstage before he
<v Speaker 3>got out, and someone told him that his name was
<v Speaker 3>on the jacket and he's supposed to be a mass guy,
<v Speaker 3>so to take the jacket off. When Eric took the
<v Speaker 3>jacket off, walked about ten yards, seemingly forgot, put the
<v Speaker 3>jacket back on, and then went through the edge of
<v Speaker 3>its way and worked at one minute.
<v Speaker 1>Match that probably went well too.
<v Speaker 3>I would be fucking fuming. Man would be livid, Like
<v Speaker 3>there's little things that like we forget to tell people
<v Speaker 3>that like drive me nuts. For weeks after this would
<v Speaker 3>five put my head through a table. All so bad,
<v Speaker 3>that's fucking crazy. But that is it for the observer
<v Speaker 3>portion of this review. Now let's talk about WF Monday
<v Speaker 3>Night Raw, January eighteenth, nineteen ninety three, the go Home
<v Speaker 3>to the Royal Rumble.
<v Speaker 1>All right, now it's time to get into Monday Night Raw,
<v Speaker 1>Monday Night Raw. Well, Rob Bartlett, vincement Man, and the
<v Speaker 1>macho Man Randy Savager here as your announced team tonight.
<v Speaker 3>Bitch.
<v Speaker 1>Rob Bartlett not a big fan of Bobby Heenan, who,
<v Speaker 1>of course last week we saw trying to break into
<v Speaker 1>the building.
<v Speaker 3>Used a bunch of different disguises to try to do
<v Speaker 3>so too, but he wasn't able to fool the security there.
<v Speaker 3>And uh yeah, Vince McMahon says, wait a second one
<v Speaker 3>is that Sen Rob Barlott is holding a picture of
<v Speaker 3>Bobby Heenan and he rips it up and Rob Barlett says,
<v Speaker 3>fight the real enemy. It rips it up. I said,
<v Speaker 3>holy shit, shit, I thought Bobby Heenen had like gone
<v Speaker 3>to WCW. That's how real I thought this fight the
<v Speaker 3>real enemy.
<v Speaker 1>Fuck you, I gotta tell you, man, I can't believe
<v Speaker 1>what I saw with my eyes here as they starting
<v Speaker 1>to run down this show.
<v Speaker 3>There is I could have given you a million guesses,
<v Speaker 3>and I don't know if this would have ever like
<v Speaker 3>pops up once. What happens here, So Vince, it's Vince,
<v Speaker 3>Rob Bartlett and Macho Win standing here next to the
<v Speaker 3>ringside is same said, and Vince's ah, I tell you
<v Speaker 3>what happens this week. All of a sudden, all the show.
<v Speaker 2>Sleepy Butts in seats.
<v Speaker 1>Was fired. No surprise here.
<v Speaker 3>I would fire him to So Vinces, I'll tell you
<v Speaker 3>what happens this week. And then all of a sudden,
<v Speaker 3>Macho Man gets completely annihilated from behind, like just destroyed.
<v Speaker 3>The cameraman gets all died.
<v Speaker 1>It is insane.
<v Speaker 2>How Hardy gets.
<v Speaker 3>Hit, Yeah, like legit gets hurt. It looks like and
<v Speaker 3>the man that like a like a attitude.
<v Speaker 1>Cell noise, I mean he gets I mean just beat
<v Speaker 1>this ship out of him and like that sh it
<v Speaker 1>was crazy. It smacked him straight to the floor.
<v Speaker 3>Dude, he gets ran over. And the man the culprit
<v Speaker 3>that attacked the Macha Man the big angle for this
<v Speaker 3>episode of Monday Night Raw, it's the goddamn Refo Man.
<v Speaker 1>He's here, baby, dude, w xo's Barry Darso is here?
<v Speaker 1>Do you hit him with that? That forum across the backline.
<v Speaker 3>He fucking forms the ship. Priceline would have been a
<v Speaker 3>great name for his move in there. Wow, goddamn yeah wow.
<v Speaker 1>I couldn't believe I saw Barry Darso with the little
<v Speaker 1>fucking Sly Cooper outfit on.
<v Speaker 3>This Ship's crazy. He's insane looking. He takes out the
<v Speaker 3>macho man and he steals.
<v Speaker 1>The MA that's the hamburglar arrest.
<v Speaker 3>Skimmity toilet dude, Okay, by.
<v Speaker 2>The way, what he clovers him and he hits him,
<v Speaker 2>and he takes the siren. So dude, this whole time,
<v Speaker 2>and then I swear I don't know if I was
<v Speaker 2>making this up because I was like into the moment
<v Speaker 2>or something, but like I swear.
<v Speaker 3>There, dude, they might have been for real, Tony, I
<v Speaker 3>think they might have.
<v Speaker 1>I just wanted to the end of you tell took.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, oh that does sound like repo.
<v Speaker 1>You're right.
<v Speaker 3>He jumps and steals Machaman's hat and jumps the rail
<v Speaker 3>and runs away. A man's fucked up? What the fuck?
<v Speaker 1>It is so awkward. There's no talking much of its kilter. Yeah,
<v Speaker 1>there's like no talking at all here, and then it
<v Speaker 1>just cuts to the fucking intro. I actually liked that
<v Speaker 1>a lot. That he gets attacked by Barry Darsa and
<v Speaker 1>like everything super offward and then it just cuts to
<v Speaker 1>the intro.
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, we don't know, I don't know what to do. Yeah.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah for ninety three, that was hot. And also, by
<v Speaker 2>the way, Machaman probably just never paid for his hat.
<v Speaker 2>He's like went in a crazy debt for it, so
<v Speaker 2>you had.
<v Speaker 3>To got repossessed. Yeah, you can't touch that, dude. Well
<v Speaker 3>that's fucking true. Brian Keith probably paid well for that hat.
<v Speaker 3>Macha Man, I could see missing some payments on his hat.
<v Speaker 1>On man, he's got like six commercials on his bitch.
<v Speaker 1>He's decked out.
<v Speaker 2>Subjects for free to pay for his hat.
<v Speaker 1>Modo Hotel got.
<v Speaker 3>The concept of the refu man as a wrestling character
<v Speaker 3>is fucking awesome. He targets people that owe money, So this.
<v Speaker 1>This like works in this era too, because most of
<v Speaker 1>the time he's not even he's repoing ship. They shouldn't
<v Speaker 1>even be repoked, like I'm repoing your hat. Hey, hold
<v Speaker 1>on a.
<v Speaker 3>Minute, I just dude, it's my job.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah. Like the the the idea of this character works
<v Speaker 1>in this era. I think because of how many props
<v Speaker 1>everyone had in this era. This is such a pro era.
<v Speaker 1>Barry Darso could steal from every person on this roster.
<v Speaker 1>He could steal Doink's armed, you know what I mean, Like,
<v Speaker 1>there's so many things he could stuck in two by four.
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, do you.
<v Speaker 2>Ever steal Jake the Snake Dabien Snake.
<v Speaker 1>I don't think so, because that'd be crazy.
<v Speaker 3>So good.
<v Speaker 1>I'm repost WWF Championship Brett Dude.
<v Speaker 3>They should have done an angle where he reputed the
<v Speaker 3>company from Jack Tunny favorite dude.
<v Speaker 2>If we'reld have booked a reportman, it would have been
<v Speaker 2>so different.
<v Speaker 3>Wow, I think the replatman can still exist in twenty
<v Speaker 3>twenty four.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I think, Yeah, I actually think he could. He'd
<v Speaker 1>be the ultimate heel dude.
<v Speaker 3>Ye, he steals every Well, he's not stealing, it's he's
<v Speaker 3>a part of the government.
<v Speaker 1>That's what makes it so heelish. Fuck you government, mules.
<v Speaker 1>So we get the intro to Monday Night Raw.
<v Speaker 3>Awesome.
<v Speaker 2>I love it.
<v Speaker 3>I love it.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, and we go into the first match of the
<v Speaker 1>evening terrific Terry Taylor. Dude takes on mister perfect.
<v Speaker 3>There's two things that are guaranteed in this life. Everyone
<v Speaker 3>knows gold Dust and Terry Taylor has worked there.
<v Speaker 1>Dude.
<v Speaker 3>Terry Taylor is on every show we've ever watched ever
<v Speaker 3>in some capacity in the back. So he's employed by.
<v Speaker 2>Like eight companies at once. He's in the w w F,
<v Speaker 2>He's in w W at the exact same time somehow
<v Speaker 2>sign right now at the exact same time. Like he's
<v Speaker 2>always back.
<v Speaker 1>I don't even know how the anytime something needs to
<v Speaker 1>be broken up, Terry Taylor is there. I promise you
<v Speaker 1>he's there. It doesn't matter what company.
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, dude, I need to be given out in Terry
<v Speaker 3>Taylor's job.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah you know. I was telling Johnny. I started watching
<v Speaker 1>the Mid South TV and the time the era that
<v Speaker 1>I started watching, Terry Taylor literally debuted on the episode.
<v Speaker 1>Like I started tuning into, like, and here's the debuting
<v Speaker 1>Terry Taylor. I was like, oh my. I was like,
<v Speaker 1>there's no way this is Terry Taylor. And then I
<v Speaker 1>like looked at it close up when it like zoomed
<v Speaker 1>in on, I said, wow, that is a young Terry
<v Speaker 1>Taylor and that's crazy. It was a little ship from Florida,
<v Speaker 1>super Babyface, like like, you know, a super old school territory,
<v Speaker 1>like white meat Babyface, and like he's kind of that here,
<v Speaker 1>but in reverse, he's Rick Flair here.
<v Speaker 3>He is Rick Flair here, man, like he's a complete
<v Speaker 3>all here. On commentary before the match, Vince says, holy cow,
<v Speaker 3>we we said it was uncut. They do the fucking uncut, uncooked,
<v Speaker 3>uncensored thing here, and Vince says, holy Toledo. What was
<v Speaker 3>that all about? Toledo? Okay, yeah, I don't know.
<v Speaker 1>I guess the I guess they were aiming it at kids,
<v Speaker 1>like this show, right, was that the idea?
<v Speaker 3>I I would assume, so, like this era is, but
<v Speaker 3>this show feels like they think this is cutting edge. Yes,
<v Speaker 3>this is uncensored.
<v Speaker 2>You have the set to day show, which I guess
<v Speaker 2>is coming up. That's the kids show the car.
<v Speaker 1>Right with Todd Peddings Gill.
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, yeah, that's right, I'm sure.
<v Speaker 2>Okay, Yeah, so this one is the adult oriented primetime
<v Speaker 2>shore or whatever.
<v Speaker 1>For the dads, James, oh Ship, Well you are losing
<v Speaker 1>Rick Flair, y'all better get him back. Yeah, dads were
<v Speaker 1>super into Rick Blair.
<v Speaker 3>That's true.
<v Speaker 1>How many dads do we have you ever seen, like
<v Speaker 1>watching w CW thrown up the Four?
<v Speaker 3>You know what I mean?
<v Speaker 1>They're always dads. Yeah, they always are.
<v Speaker 2>And always wooing too.
<v Speaker 3>Yeah. They are wound thrown up the four and all
<v Speaker 3>the teenagers are putting them in the rack. Yeah.
<v Speaker 1>So Macha May comes to commentary after being attacked by
<v Speaker 1>the repo man Rob Bartlett.
<v Speaker 3>So he's definitely toned down from the first episode, but
<v Speaker 3>he's still just like he doesn't give a ship about
<v Speaker 3>this show.
<v Speaker 1>He under the show at any given point.
<v Speaker 3>He loves it, he says Rob Bartlett. Terry Tarlin Russell
<v Speaker 3>Perfect is getting set up here, and Rob Bartlett says,
<v Speaker 3>is there any way we can get in touch with Randy?
<v Speaker 3>I want him to check on my car. I couldn't
<v Speaker 3>find a parking spot. I just I just put it
<v Speaker 3>out front, and Vince's I here's a man who doesn't
<v Speaker 3>need a parking place and Rob says, I think he
<v Speaker 3>needs to markets.
<v Speaker 2>Dude, I wrote that down. I said, why does mister
<v Speaker 2>Perfect two parking.
<v Speaker 3>Spacies because he's big?
<v Speaker 1>Maybe well it's the second one, broh. Well, I like
<v Speaker 1>that he did that because he sets something the angle
<v Speaker 1>for the show he does, he says, my truck's out front.
<v Speaker 3>Oh dude, I didn't think that was anything that was
<v Speaker 3>going to be called back to whatsoever. I thought he
<v Speaker 3>was just being an asshole the whole time.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I know, he was like very quietly setting up
<v Speaker 1>his little angles for this.
<v Speaker 3>Is fucking fun. I wanted professional boys. I wonder if
<v Speaker 3>he did it, and then they were like, we gotta
<v Speaker 3>do something with that.
<v Speaker 1>We gotta move this truck. He literally real So the
<v Speaker 1>macho man walks up Tom and Terry, where's my hat?
<v Speaker 2>Where's I cannot think about anything else.
<v Speaker 3>That he's fucking does a match going on? What's wrong?
<v Speaker 1>He's actually a pretty good opener too, Like I'm watching
<v Speaker 1>in the background, I'm enjoying. I'm enjoying the work that
<v Speaker 1>I'm seeing here. Like Terry Taylor is like a good
<v Speaker 1>hand in like mister burfy and for it's mister perfect.
<v Speaker 1>But like they do everything they can to make sure
<v Speaker 1>that you are not paying attention to this match at all.
<v Speaker 3>They could not give a fuck about this match until
<v Speaker 3>like the end, and even then it's just because of
<v Speaker 3>the angle that happens at the end. Here, like it's
<v Speaker 3>fucking crazy, like so much so the match has already started.
<v Speaker 3>They're still talking about Macho Man and Repo Man. This
<v Speaker 3>is just before Macho Man shows up, and Vince says,
<v Speaker 3>Macho Man is still on the prow looking for the
<v Speaker 3>Repo Man. What would bring the Repo Man to do
<v Speaker 3>such a thing, and Rob Barlott says, well, you wanted
<v Speaker 3>to see Randy top plus obviously, ha ha ha, All shit, guys,
<v Speaker 3>heys old.
<v Speaker 1>You know he's thirty five, dude.
<v Speaker 2>I was explaining that to my wife. I was like, yeah,
<v Speaker 2>this was old like and she's like thirty five. I'm like, yeah,
<v Speaker 2>that's old, like he's dead. Yeah, when you turn thirty seven,
<v Speaker 2>that's like you're done. You can't even wrestle with my god, yeah,
<v Speaker 2>don't even now. I'm like no, Like Batista didn't make it.
<v Speaker 2>Tell he's forty if DDP was like forties on when
<v Speaker 2>he had Savage had.
<v Speaker 1>Like legit just turned forty here like legit just turned forty.
<v Speaker 3>Get the fuck out of here, take his hat off.
<v Speaker 3>I don't want to truck bitch.
<v Speaker 1>And then like they call Bobby Heenan on the phone
<v Speaker 1>during the match, and I'm like what the fuck is
<v Speaker 1>going on? I thought it was gonna be like a
<v Speaker 1>quick like Bobby Heena makes a quick like you know,
<v Speaker 1>I got a statement. I got to get across. Yeah, yeah,
<v Speaker 1>call it, no dude, they just talked to this dude
<v Speaker 1>on the phone for like the whole match, So I
<v Speaker 1>was like, through a commercial, Yeah, that was crazy. I
<v Speaker 1>love Bobby Heenon, but I also would like to watch
<v Speaker 1>mister Terry Taylor please.
<v Speaker 3>So they are so like they're they're wrestling wrestling like
<v Speaker 3>perfect is fucking uh. He's sending Taylor the buckle, hits
<v Speaker 3>a running dropkick, Terry Taylor powders mister perfect full leap,
<v Speaker 3>throws himself over the top rope to the FLOORID to
<v Speaker 3>chase him. I was like, that was the most impressive
<v Speaker 3>thing I've ever seen, and they.
<v Speaker 1>Great great opener, like this is like really just yeah,
<v Speaker 1>it's it's awesome. Terry Taylor's bumping for mister stuff Man.
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, Rick Clair, him being Rick Clair is a great
<v Speaker 3>way to describe because that is exactly what he's doing here.
<v Speaker 3>So yeah, Macha Man fucking shows up. Rob Barlett asked
<v Speaker 3>Macha Man if he saw his car. I didn't see
<v Speaker 3>your car. He didn't see nothing. What you see but
<v Speaker 3>my head? Where's my Hat's got that too, That's fine,
<v Speaker 3>I'll get him. And then yeah, fucking all right, Well,
<v Speaker 3>Bobby the brain Heaton is on the phone. I get
<v Speaker 3>a question for him, what where's my hat?
<v Speaker 1>They're just taking phone calls in the middle of matches
<v Speaker 1>during a live broadcast.
<v Speaker 3>Dude. Yeah, And there's a we want flare chant during
<v Speaker 3>the match. Now, Bobby Heenen's is fucking going off. Bobby
<v Speaker 3>Heenen says, forget about mister Perfect. Who does Rob Bartlett
<v Speaker 3>thinking is showing a photo of me and tearing it up.
<v Speaker 3>He's lucky that I don't want that job. A rosside
<v Speaker 3>have that job? Does he not know? I host All
<v Speaker 3>American Wrestling on Saturday.
<v Speaker 1>This is also, by the way, in phone like sound.
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, phone quality. Yeah, yeah. Anyway, Terry Taylor and Perfect
<v Speaker 3>are trading scoop slams and mule kicks in there. Heenan
<v Speaker 3>is on the phone during all of this cool exchange
<v Speaker 3>here and Heen's yelling hello, Hello, Hey, I'm talking to
<v Speaker 3>hey dude.
<v Speaker 2>They just ignore him at this point.
<v Speaker 3>Tony and it goes to commercial and we come back
<v Speaker 3>and Vince says Bobby, I'm sure you're stolen a line,
<v Speaker 3>and he says, hello, you call me hello? I mean, yeah,
<v Speaker 3>it's so hard hard to Like I watched the match.
<v Speaker 3>I was able to retain what happened to the match,
<v Speaker 3>but like they are's.
<v Speaker 1>So much yeah going on.
<v Speaker 2>It's so hard to follow it because like you're listening
<v Speaker 2>to this trying to take that in and understand what
<v Speaker 2>they're saying, and then it's like, oh, there's a match going,
<v Speaker 2>like they're talking about a lot of stuff here on
<v Speaker 2>the phone.
<v Speaker 3>Dude, they go like Terry Taylor, shit, can's perfect with
<v Speaker 3>his gear to the floor, throws him in the rail,
<v Speaker 3>and then Bobby Heenan's back on the line. Rob Bartlett says, hey, Bobby,
<v Speaker 3>while you're on the phone, can you order me a pizza? Dude?
<v Speaker 3>I was so fucking funny.
<v Speaker 1>Was so fucking funny. I was like, oh, cool, conversation over,
<v Speaker 1>Let's go back to the match. He thought to the outside, Hello, dude,
<v Speaker 1>I think Heenan is still on the line.
<v Speaker 3>He can you hear me? I can hear you? Dude,
<v Speaker 3>way this is still going. Hey Bobby, could you want
<v Speaker 3>to be a pizza? A pizza? I don't take orders.
<v Speaker 3>I give orders. Well, mister Heenion, we thank you. I
<v Speaker 3>think your time is up.
<v Speaker 1>Dude, he says, I don't take orders, I give orders,
<v Speaker 1>and Vince goes. I see, well that's not all the
<v Speaker 1>time we have.
<v Speaker 3>I think your time is up. He says, this is
<v Speaker 3>collect you're stuck with the bill. Ha ha, and he says, hey,
<v Speaker 3>abottom bottom. So finally, finally we get to watch some
<v Speaker 3>of this match here.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, so we go back in and we're in a
<v Speaker 1>chin lock. I'm pretty sure they're channing. Rick Flair sucks.
<v Speaker 2>Now, this match sucks. I couldn't tell.
<v Speaker 1>That's next match, dude, next match, yeah, Rick Flair sucks. No,
<v Speaker 1>that's Terry Taylor, dude, So Terry Taylor. Taylor, Terry Taylor
<v Speaker 1>with the knee pads at the shins. By the way,
<v Speaker 1>I just want to make sure everyone understands what's going
<v Speaker 1>on here. They know they know Flair's leaving. They said
<v Speaker 1>we got another Flair, just would have been there the nude.
<v Speaker 3>We got the number one boy boy.
<v Speaker 1>Oh my god, Terry Taylor, number one point so Rick Flair,
<v Speaker 1>uh yeah, Rick Flairs later night, right now, Terry Taylor
<v Speaker 1>spinebuster for two. Thought that was cool. He's getting squid
<v Speaker 1>ship in right now, big spinebuster. It's a doctor bomb
<v Speaker 1>to the knees for it too.
<v Speaker 3>That was awesome. I said, holy shit, I had to
<v Speaker 3>rewind it because I swore he dumped mister Perfect on
<v Speaker 3>his head.
<v Speaker 1>That was yeah, dude, I'm putting yeah, I see that.
<v Speaker 3>I'm all right.
<v Speaker 1>We're booking Terry Taylor a little bit more year so
<v Speaker 1>we can get out of it. Well.
<v Speaker 3>Rob Barlot on commentary says, uh, can't we all just
<v Speaker 3>get along? And Mataman says, I don't think so.
<v Speaker 1>My head's gone, Thank you much, man, I didn't know you.
<v Speaker 3>I don't have my head on, James, that's going.
<v Speaker 1>I don't get the hat back. I'm going to w CW.
<v Speaker 1>I swear I will. I have a lot left in
<v Speaker 1>the ring.
<v Speaker 3>Get your old assauty.
<v Speaker 1>So Terry Taylor punches mister Perfect. Mister Perfect sells to
<v Speaker 1>the ropes and fires back with a punch. He tagged
<v Speaker 1>the shit out of Terry Taylor.
<v Speaker 3>You can hear that.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I was like, wow, that probably. Mister Perfect then
<v Speaker 1>wins the strike exchange here and then he hits the
<v Speaker 1>ring of ding brother the ring and ding.
<v Speaker 3>Why does he do It's so prevalent there like that move.
<v Speaker 1>Like he hits the ring of ding and he like
<v Speaker 1>fires up, baby face, fire off the ring a ding
<v Speaker 1>into the biggest Manhattan drop ever.
<v Speaker 3>At one point he's hulking up like, yeah, the.
<v Speaker 1>Big fucking baby face fire after the ring of ding
<v Speaker 1>into the huge Manhattan drop and then goes off to
<v Speaker 1>the corner the throwback.
<v Speaker 3>I mean, that's a mister Perfect classic at the very least, all.
<v Speaker 1>This is the ring ding huge Manhattan. Oh yeah.
<v Speaker 3>Did For people that don't know, the ring of ding
<v Speaker 3>is the no headed pedigree that you don't fall on.
<v Speaker 2>And you just put their head between your legs and
<v Speaker 2>you jump up in the air and you it.
<v Speaker 1>Just combobulates them.
<v Speaker 3>It ran dings their brain. Yea ring.
<v Speaker 2>No one else do ring a ding? Right, that was
<v Speaker 2>like a lost ring a.
<v Speaker 1>Ding, ring a ding. He definitely did. Fuck the legs.
<v Speaker 1>I'm just gonna clap this ship out of you. Yeah,
<v Speaker 1>so ring a ding big Manhattan. It was always funny
<v Speaker 1>with Perfect. You do the Manhattan and whoever he's face
<v Speaker 1>and would hit him with the atomic drop and he yes,
<v Speaker 1>jump out of the ring or whatever. You know that
<v Speaker 1>was always that was propping there. So Manhattan dropping into
<v Speaker 1>the throwback and wait a minute, that's Rick Flair out there.
<v Speaker 3>Rick Flair here, Terry Taylor number two, he.
<v Speaker 1>Came out there. Terry Taylor started pulling the knee pets up.
<v Speaker 3>Oh shit, w already ship My observer was two weeks early.
<v Speaker 1>So mister Perfect gets distracted by Rick Flair being out
<v Speaker 1>here and Terry Taylor hits him in the back with
<v Speaker 1>a knee that's send some flying to the outside. Uh.
<v Speaker 1>Terry Taylor starts distracting the ref and now Flair is
<v Speaker 1>beating this ship out of mister Perfect out of here.
<v Speaker 3>I've never seen Flair run and start fighting somebody so
<v Speaker 3>quickly in my life. He flew and was throwing bunches
<v Speaker 3>through his ass into the goddamn stairs. They're having this
<v Speaker 3>brawl here. Rob Barlow commentary says, who's he fighting. I'm
<v Speaker 3>gonna kill this.
<v Speaker 1>I'm going to do.
<v Speaker 3>Well, yeah you want to.
<v Speaker 1>So Terry Taylor goes for a super plex, when when
<v Speaker 1>mister Perfect gets back in the ring, Flair kind of
<v Speaker 1>just tosses him back in there. Terry Taylor goes for
<v Speaker 1>a supplex, but mister Perfect finds the leg he's searching
<v Speaker 1>for it, grabs it, he reverses it into a perfect plex,
<v Speaker 1>and he gets the win, and then he immediately chases
<v Speaker 1>after Ric.
<v Speaker 3>Flair to the back and we go to that was
<v Speaker 3>that was awesome? Well, I mean it might have been
<v Speaker 3>the perfect plex, James, but that's not what Vince called it.
<v Speaker 3>Vince called it the super plex. Of course. Did he call.
<v Speaker 1>Wow, that's funny. My brain just went straight to perfect plex.
<v Speaker 1>I didn't even hear that.
<v Speaker 3>It is perfect plex. I think he just fucked up.
<v Speaker 1>No, no, no, yeah, but my brain, like even if you
<v Speaker 1>like my brain said, he said perfect flex for.
<v Speaker 3>Sure, super flex of one over.
<v Speaker 1>So this was actually a very solid opener. Yes, with
<v Speaker 1>all this, with Flair coming out and everything, this was awesome.
<v Speaker 1>I I wish the only thing I wish they could
<v Speaker 1>have changed is like just take the Bobby heena stuff
<v Speaker 1>off the phone, like.
<v Speaker 3>It could have been shortened and done after this.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I mean, like I said, I've never complained about
<v Speaker 1>here and or seeing Bobby Bobby Heenan on a show. Yeah,
<v Speaker 1>but the way they did it here was like just
<v Speaker 1>mad stupid.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, commercial they should have just like that should have
<v Speaker 2>been it, you know, like you said it thought it
<v Speaker 2>was over, and the hello, he just says, order pizza.
<v Speaker 2>It was like no context, stores, like any storylines or anything.
<v Speaker 2>So they should have just ended at the commercial.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I think maybe because it was a different quality
<v Speaker 1>than the rest of the people talking to I can
<v Speaker 1>see the vision here obviously, but like I think, because
<v Speaker 1>it was a different quality than the other people, Like
<v Speaker 1>guess commentary doesn't annoy me that much or any thing.
<v Speaker 1>I was just like, damn, I'm finding a really hard
<v Speaker 1>time like paying attention to what's going on behind this because.
<v Speaker 3>Of this dude. It was miserable writing for that part
<v Speaker 3>of the show for me, Just like the match and
<v Speaker 3>the ship they were saying was brutal.
<v Speaker 2>I mean, like a backstage segment probably would have sufficed, right,
<v Speaker 2>just like Bobby he didn't talking ship backstage would have
<v Speaker 2>been fine, right.
<v Speaker 1>Well, he can't come into the building.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, but just like you know, wherever.
<v Speaker 1>They should have gone outside?
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, anywhere? Yeah, you know what I mean, Just hey, pussy.
<v Speaker 3>Are you still there? Vince?
<v Speaker 1>So we go to the ring. We have a ring
<v Speaker 1>girl with a sign that says raw and Vince says,
<v Speaker 1>for some reason in a Grandpa voice. There's a color
<v Speaker 1>ring the sign that says raw and visays hello, what
<v Speaker 1>was that? Buddy?
<v Speaker 3>Hell?
<v Speaker 1>All right?
<v Speaker 3>They then they showed the Brett Hart Ico Pro commercial,
<v Speaker 3>which is fucking nuts. Yeah.
<v Speaker 1>Man, like this is not steroids by the way, this
<v Speaker 1>is Brett Hart. He doesn't do steroids.
<v Speaker 3>Se So ICO Pro was a brand of not steroids
<v Speaker 3>or was.
<v Speaker 2>It a what was makeout stuff pro?
<v Speaker 1>Yeah? Is that is a training regiment? So like, oh,
<v Speaker 1>it's an integrated training regiment. To be the World Wrestling
<v Speaker 1>Federation champion, you gotta one it every day. It takes
<v Speaker 1>an integrated approach to training. And that's what I Pro
<v Speaker 1>is all about. No, that's so funny. It's it says
<v Speaker 1>ICO Pro Integrated Training approach or integrated training program programs.
<v Speaker 1>So like, yeah, so Brett's like it takes an integrated approach. Yeah,
<v Speaker 1>I guess I get that.
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, it is a supplement too.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah. I think they sold like protein and like that, right,
<v Speaker 1>that makes sense. We get a macho man slim gym commercial.
<v Speaker 1>You gotta have beef.
<v Speaker 3>You want?
<v Speaker 1>All right, So this next part could have been any
<v Speaker 1>words ever, you gotta have spice, you a little excitement.
<v Speaker 3>Slimmer.
<v Speaker 1>It's so funny. I think he says, you want a
<v Speaker 1>little excitement.
<v Speaker 3>Could have been excitement, dude. Okay, So he squeezes the
<v Speaker 3>bag of chips and throws on the floor and gyms
<v Speaker 3>slim jims were competing with.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, you don't want them shitty chips. You want beefsticks.
<v Speaker 2>You have both all snack food. That competing with all
<v Speaker 2>the ship.
<v Speaker 1>It would be a maniac. You take one hand of
<v Speaker 1>the chips and then one bite of the stick.
<v Speaker 3>Dude.
<v Speaker 2>They should have put those together, been sweet like chips
<v Speaker 2>and sticks and put them together excitement.
<v Speaker 1>Chips. He squeezes the ships bag. He destroyed that bag. Yeah,
<v Speaker 1>w w, I'm getting the fun I'm taking slim jim me.
<v Speaker 1>So we go to Brett Hart's town hall. Vince introduces Brett,
<v Speaker 1>who is the w w F champion at the time.
<v Speaker 3>Brett Hart looks fucking great man, I mean he looks
<v Speaker 3>awesome man.
<v Speaker 1>Comes out jacket, no shirt on.
<v Speaker 3>Thankfully Icho pro got him locked.
<v Speaker 1>The little integrated train and gets you like this.
<v Speaker 3>Try slim Gym. That's good for you, don't you think?
<v Speaker 3>He squishes I go pro frotea bottle.
<v Speaker 1>He breaks the slim cherin f oh chips, but he goes,
<v Speaker 1>I love chips, Snickers.
<v Speaker 3>Yummy, Wow, macho man Herney to get slim chips broke
<v Speaker 3>my heart.
<v Speaker 1>I think, yeah, I think it would have changed like
<v Speaker 1>some like real terrestrial level ship like for real.
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, like that's that's Hogan joining the end of your
<v Speaker 3>levels of heat for men on the slip, Like old man.
<v Speaker 1>This little stick, a big bag of chips, I'm a honkey.
<v Speaker 3>Good this shitty little what are you gonna do with
<v Speaker 3>this little pet?
<v Speaker 2>A full sour cream and chiddary Oh.
<v Speaker 3>I mean that's fucking awesome. You would to go, what
<v Speaker 3>are you gonna do with this shitty little shrimp stick?
<v Speaker 1>Dude?
<v Speaker 2>But somehow he kept the sponsorship.
<v Speaker 1>But like it was his thing.
<v Speaker 2>I don't know how that even worked.
<v Speaker 1>Slim gym wasn't like a popular thing back then.
<v Speaker 2>No, but it was like his, like he because he
<v Speaker 2>took it with him to w W. I don't know
<v Speaker 2>how they even worked.
<v Speaker 1>Just the fu it was bitt man, take your forty
<v Speaker 1>year old out of here, like that funny. I'm gonna
<v Speaker 1>get my head and I'm gonna kick, I'm gonna eat.
<v Speaker 2>Awesome, give it a commercial and took this legit and
<v Speaker 2>ran away.
<v Speaker 1>They definitely didn't have that kind of steeze back then.
<v Speaker 3>They Yeah, it's true, give me that. Also, Diddy visits
<v Speaker 3>uh in the ring here with Brett Hart, and I
<v Speaker 3>guess that brought looks great. Vince says, the WF title
<v Speaker 3>is being defended this Sunday at the Royal Rumble this
<v Speaker 3>Sunday afternoon. They specifically always referred to it when they
<v Speaker 3>referred to it as it's Sunday afternoon, which I thought
<v Speaker 3>was interesting because I don't know if that happens, but.
<v Speaker 2>It is afternoon. Anytime afternoon is right, right, So.
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, is it like yeah, like, is it five Pyby
<v Speaker 3>views that are.
<v Speaker 2>At least four? It was four, yeah, but that's wow.
<v Speaker 2>Still later than afternoon. That's still evening, right.
<v Speaker 3>I thought we should start saying, ship our show is
<v Speaker 3>starting the goddamn afternoon, come on out, yeah, do that
<v Speaker 3>against Razor Ramon by the way, he's uh, he's facing
<v Speaker 3>Razor at the payer view and Brett talks about Razor,
<v Speaker 3>and I guess Razor said that he was going to
<v Speaker 3>slap too hard in the face, and this upset Brett.
<v Speaker 3>Brett says, you don't even think about slapping a seventy
<v Speaker 3>eight year old man. Not that my dad needs any help.
<v Speaker 3>Razor Ramone to me is the lowest scum in the
<v Speaker 3>World Wrestling Federation. He's at the very bottom of the barrel.
<v Speaker 3>In fact, you gotta tilt the barrel up and that's
<v Speaker 3>where you find scum like Razor Ramote. Wow, you hate
<v Speaker 3>this guy. I fucking blieve you. Yeah, I believe the
<v Speaker 3>ship out of this man. The holy shit. And Brett says, uh,
<v Speaker 3>when I get to the Royal Rumble, I'm gonna throw
<v Speaker 3>the rule book out the window. Razor Ramone, I'm gonna
<v Speaker 3>kick you down unconscious street. Oh my dude, what about drive?
<v Speaker 3>I'm always done. I was down the ruler in a
<v Speaker 3>few months. Is skull w I think Razor is injured
<v Speaker 3>right now, by the way, Like he works this paper,
<v Speaker 3>you hurt. If he does work this paper, I don't
<v Speaker 3>know if they change it. Yeah, like Doink replaces Razor
<v Speaker 3>on all the house shows and ship.
<v Speaker 1>Wow, that's a hell of a replacement.
<v Speaker 3>Very sick.
<v Speaker 1>More. If I got I got Brent versus Razor announced
<v Speaker 1>for a house show and his Doik is dead, I'm
<v Speaker 1>fucking eating ships And that's.
<v Speaker 2>What they're bulls using the cheese though, I don't know
<v Speaker 2>what you talk about.
<v Speaker 3>Cloud Doyle's kind of based dor clown.
<v Speaker 1>I love that guy.
<v Speaker 2>You should watch that short on YouTube. It's pretty good.
<v Speaker 3>You should watch that short on YouTube.
<v Speaker 1>So next up we get maybe the craziest pre tape
<v Speaker 1>I've ever seen. I don't know, this is maybe top five, top.
<v Speaker 3>Ten, Okay, yeah, I'm going to I'm going to talk
<v Speaker 3>about this in the order of how my brain took
<v Speaker 3>this all in.
<v Speaker 1>That's very important. I just want to make sure everyone
<v Speaker 1>understands how important this says, that you that the way
<v Speaker 1>this has to be explained has to be in parts.
<v Speaker 3>So we go to a pre tape. It's fucking Paul
<v Speaker 3>Barren the Undertaker, and they're standing in front of a
<v Speaker 3>green screen. It's the purple background and the Undertaker casket.
<v Speaker 3>Loco looks very cool. Paul Paul Paine, not me. Paul
<v Speaker 3>Bear says, Oh, when my Undertaker's victims enter the ring,
<v Speaker 3>they have a choice. But in Somalia, too many people
<v Speaker 3>are dying. I said, what the fuck? What am I
<v Speaker 3>fucking missing here? I legit had de pause it and
<v Speaker 3>go back because I was like, I missed words here. No,
<v Speaker 3>that's what he says, because this is a commercial. This
<v Speaker 3>is a commercial for a headlock on hunger campaign to
<v Speaker 3>raise money for Somalia. But I was, like, I thought
<v Speaker 3>Paul barr was just about to compare Undertaker killing people
<v Speaker 3>to people dying in Somalia. Okay, So I was fucking startled.
<v Speaker 1>Okay, this is all right. So I thought my thoughts
<v Speaker 1>were the same thoughts. So I thought we were going here.
<v Speaker 1>And then Paul bart is just like seemingly bringing up
<v Speaker 1>Somalia for no reason all.
<v Speaker 3>The day time.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I thought it was like a timely thing.
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, exactly.
<v Speaker 1>And he's doing the voice with the character.
<v Speaker 3>This is a good thing. But like.
<v Speaker 1>I mean, look, guys, I don't know what to tell you.
<v Speaker 1>Like if if you go and watch it right, you'll
<v Speaker 1>see you'll see we're talking about. But you have to
<v Speaker 1>understand how out of left field this was from the
<v Speaker 1>Brett Hart premo. It cuts to Paul baron Undertaker, and
<v Speaker 1>then Paul Barry says, people is the Molly are dying?
<v Speaker 1>I said, wow, wow, yeah.
<v Speaker 3>So Undertaker says no one should starve to death. I'm like,
<v Speaker 3>good call, good call, You're on the money, Undertaker.
<v Speaker 2>For you, but you're the dead man.
<v Speaker 1>His next gimmick, Tony is going to be putting you
<v Speaker 1>in a casket and kill you. That's his next match.
<v Speaker 3>So yeah, I mean great for this, but like, yeah,
<v Speaker 3>this was startling to say the least.
<v Speaker 2>Some superstars shouldn't do ad reads. That's what I think
<v Speaker 2>from this.
<v Speaker 1>That's probably that's right Undertaker. Undertaker does his own ad reads.
<v Speaker 1>Now I have a bon.
<v Speaker 3>Do you want a hard ass jack like me? Check
<v Speaker 3>it out?
<v Speaker 1>So next up here on this evening of Raw we
<v Speaker 1>are four hours in already it's Marty Jeannetti versus Glenn Ruth.
<v Speaker 3>Glenn Ruth. Do you know who this is? This is
<v Speaker 3>head bangor Thrasher?
<v Speaker 1>Oh boy, I didn't know that.
<v Speaker 3>Yep. I don't know why I knew that already, Like
<v Speaker 3>I knew his name was.
<v Speaker 2>I knew his name too. I don't know how I
<v Speaker 2>know not.
<v Speaker 3>I don't know why I know that.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, or Baby's illegitimate son by the way, he could
<v Speaker 2>who's And I think Vince knows?
<v Speaker 3>No, No, I don't think, so, says bade Roofe's illegitimate son,
<v Speaker 3>and Vince says, well, I don't know about that, and
<v Speaker 3>Rob says, is there any way I could check up
<v Speaker 3>on my car clean? So fucking Marty Jeannetti here, Uh,
<v Speaker 3>this is posts We're still in the Shawn Michael's angle.
<v Speaker 3>I don't know how recently this happened, but it feels
<v Speaker 3>pretty yeah, because like Sherry still hasn't picked a side,
<v Speaker 3>so like this must have just fucking happened. Vince is
<v Speaker 3>talking about sensational Sherry being in someone's Cordy corner during
<v Speaker 3>the Shawn Marty match at the Rumble, and he's I
<v Speaker 3>wonder who is gonna be in the corner? Whose corner
<v Speaker 3>she's going to be in? Excuse me for seanras Marty,
<v Speaker 3>and Rob says, I think she's probably gonna be in
<v Speaker 3>Yokozo in his corner.
<v Speaker 1>Fuck you man, shut up.
<v Speaker 3>I think she's gonna be with Skippity toilet.
<v Speaker 2>This guy.
<v Speaker 1>Okay.
<v Speaker 2>So this threw me so insane.
<v Speaker 1>She's ripping breath.
<v Speaker 2>Talk to a podcast as Michaels, I just want to
<v Speaker 2>talk to you, yeah, dude. So Rob Barlett drove me
<v Speaker 2>so insane. I was like, is this guy ever funny?
<v Speaker 2>I had to go look at his stand up from
<v Speaker 2>like nineties to see if.
<v Speaker 3>You research on barlet.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, a lot of it doesn't age well, so I
<v Speaker 2>won't talk about that. But he has one joker he
<v Speaker 2>has he is drink in his hand. He's like, oh,
<v Speaker 2>this is a dog who walks into a cocktail party
<v Speaker 2>and then he literally just takes the glass and like
<v Speaker 2>drinks like a dog.
<v Speaker 3>What did you comment? I'm ready for Yeah, yeah, so
<v Speaker 3>that's a joke.
<v Speaker 2>A dog at a cocktail party and he drinks, and
<v Speaker 2>he slips the wolf.
<v Speaker 1>Wolf and they drinks.
<v Speaker 3>I'm in give me fourteen right now.
<v Speaker 1>Copuation.
<v Speaker 2>He was never funny. Actually not well, I like.
<v Speaker 3>The yeos doing a joke, Tony, so go to hell.
<v Speaker 2>Okay, I'll shut up now.
<v Speaker 3>Yeah.
<v Speaker 1>So there's a ring girl in here as the match
<v Speaker 1>is waiting to start. Macha main on commentary, where's my
<v Speaker 1>hat with my head? Where's my hat? Vince?
<v Speaker 3>You haven't went and looked for it.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, you've just been sitting here doing your job. I
<v Speaker 1>do respect that, but.
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, I mean your hair is not I mean you're
<v Speaker 3>you know, you're bald. Spot's there, but like whatever.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, that's awesome as a wrestler.
<v Speaker 3>Yeah you should keep that.
<v Speaker 1>That's just awesome. So we start the match and Sean
<v Speaker 1>Michaels calls in on the fucking phone.
<v Speaker 3>Like almost immediately, like Glenn Ruth goes for a handshake,
<v Speaker 3>Marty Jenety takes it. Marty turns his back and Glenn
<v Speaker 3>fucking jumps him. Then he shoots some of the opposite corner.
<v Speaker 3>Marty fucking kills him with a back elbow, then hits
<v Speaker 3>a second row facebuster, and then yeah, anyway, here's a
<v Speaker 3>fucking phone call from Sean Michaels.
<v Speaker 1>Ay man, Sean Michaels is on the phone, and he
<v Speaker 1>wanted to let you know that he has sex with women,
<v Speaker 1>and Marty Jenetty does not.
<v Speaker 3>Dude. I mean, like, I wrote all this down, but
<v Speaker 3>I'm not reading it all because it's legit just kind.
<v Speaker 2>Of just dude, why did she talk this way?
<v Speaker 3>Sean doesn't talk like this, but he found his voice
<v Speaker 3>yet he.
<v Speaker 2>Talks really slow like he's trying.
<v Speaker 1>To he's a heel buddy.
<v Speaker 3>Yeah no, no, not not even in that sense.
<v Speaker 1>It was I don't know what dif learn the business, dude,
<v Speaker 1>martlet my cock. That's Rob Cartlett talking to Tonyo Colentery.
<v Speaker 1>Why don't you learn this?
<v Speaker 3>No, pal, I will dog.
<v Speaker 1>You heard the one about the dog.
<v Speaker 3>What the dog did?
<v Speaker 1>That's our picture shoutouts every week. Have you heard the
<v Speaker 1>one about the dog?
<v Speaker 3>Yeah?
<v Speaker 2>No, Sean doesn't talk like that as a he I
<v Speaker 2>don't know what this was like, extra slow. I don't
<v Speaker 2>know what it was like, someone.
<v Speaker 3>Chill acting crazy in the back on some sizmas.
<v Speaker 1>I bet she's backstage right now and this is not there.
<v Speaker 2>He ordered the zycho.
<v Speaker 1>B C is sucking in there doing his things, Bro.
<v Speaker 2>Brizils.
<v Speaker 3>I don't know.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, Sean was on another level here with this phone thing.
<v Speaker 3>It was. I mean, he just runs down Jeanette says
<v Speaker 3>that Jeannette's you know what's He knows what's going on
<v Speaker 3>in Jeanette's head, and it hasn't changed because.
<v Speaker 1>And I mean this with one hundred percent of a
<v Speaker 1>thousand percent, you do not know what's going on in
<v Speaker 1>Martin Jet.
<v Speaker 3>You do not, and you will never understand. I don't
<v Speaker 3>want to. I never know.
<v Speaker 2>Even if you get a glimpse of it on Facebook somewhere,
<v Speaker 2>you'll never know what's going on.
<v Speaker 3>It is ever Marty, Jeanetty doesn't know what's going on
<v Speaker 3>with Marty. Jeannetty mos the you know what's going on?
<v Speaker 3>Your brother.
<v Speaker 2>At what point Shot say of a shake role?
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, okay, he does, so, he says, the Rockers used
<v Speaker 3>to shake rattle on roll, and now Sean Michaels will
<v Speaker 3>shake Jeannetti's world, will rattle his bones and we'll roll
<v Speaker 3>him out of the Royal Rumble and retain the air
<v Speaker 3>Conel Championship. Anyway, Martin Jenet does snap a superlex on
<v Speaker 3>Glen Ruth and the rig here anybody, anybody give a
<v Speaker 3>fuck about this? Hello?
<v Speaker 1>This is even worse than the first match because this
<v Speaker 1>match sucks.
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, there wasn't anything redeeming about this fucking part at
<v Speaker 3>all because they don't do ship everything. It's fucking statmror
<v Speaker 3>a hold a fucking hole in his suplex like some bullshite.
<v Speaker 3>This is a twenty five minute match if Okay, the
<v Speaker 3>promo made it feel like this went on just as
<v Speaker 3>long as the mister perfect match to me.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, Jeannetti has given him some arm drags and Shawn's
<v Speaker 1>just saying, Artie, Jeannetti suck. Do you really think that
<v Speaker 1>you're gonna beat me at the Royal Rumble? Like, dude,
<v Speaker 1>holy fuck, just kick his ass.
<v Speaker 3>Fine, I know you're here. Man's wrong with you?
<v Speaker 1>You can't get up.
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, well you know, bisarks salid brother Uh. Sean says,
<v Speaker 3>chicks like sinitational Sherry or dime a dozen and seeing
<v Speaker 3>a Sherry as a woman just like any other woman
<v Speaker 3>on the earth. She's madly, impassionately in love with the kid.
<v Speaker 3>Vince says, well, we are uncensored uncut, and Rob says
<v Speaker 3>uh and uh unwrang what I believe?
<v Speaker 1>Okay, So Marty Jeannetti says to the camera that he
<v Speaker 1>will be the Icy champion next week. I swear to god,
<v Speaker 1>there are b W a chance in this match. There's
<v Speaker 1>I just sort of god, there's a guy in the
<v Speaker 1>time of shit.
<v Speaker 3>He went that ninety three and b W in this match. Again,
<v Speaker 3>I heard a chance in this match, Dude, they definitely chan't.
<v Speaker 3>We want Sean at some point we want that doesn't
<v Speaker 3>feel as close.
<v Speaker 1>As square there w chance in this I also wrote
<v Speaker 1>down here he's in a big blue car. Wow. So
<v Speaker 1>I wrote down here, Wow. Horrible match. Please just fucking
<v Speaker 1>end this match, dude. This ship was so fucking bad.
<v Speaker 1>This should have this should have been a crown spread
<v Speaker 1>double firing.
<v Speaker 3>Mary doesn't last too much longer, right Planning Ruth would.
<v Speaker 1>You like a job starting now you're fired. Marty hits
<v Speaker 1>the rocker dropper and win.
<v Speaker 3>I mean the rocker dropper is a shitty move.
<v Speaker 1>Is one of the most famous w W finishers of
<v Speaker 1>all tide I guess it is. So we go to
<v Speaker 1>a pre tape Doink gave Crush a flower and then
<v Speaker 1>ripped his arm off and hit Crushed with it a
<v Speaker 1>lot beat him. A woman in the crowd has never
<v Speaker 1>seen something so devious.
<v Speaker 3>Was like.
<v Speaker 2>A million years.
<v Speaker 1>Why why was the clown angry dude?
<v Speaker 2>Because his arm came off.
<v Speaker 1>Man, that's his amputated arm and he beat Crushed to
<v Speaker 1>death with it. I mean he was on the ground.
<v Speaker 1>He started hitting him in the head with it. That
<v Speaker 1>was fun.
<v Speaker 3>This is Donk's famous thing, Like Donk has the arm
<v Speaker 3>in two.
<v Speaker 1>K repo, should steal it.
<v Speaker 3>He probably does, Actually, I bet that does happen. So yeah,
<v Speaker 3>after the commercial, we came back and Vince's like somber
<v Speaker 3>voice talking about Crush, and I'm like, what the fuck
<v Speaker 3>happened to Crush? Hit Crush? He's a what a number
<v Speaker 3>of that goofy clown did on Crush? And Rob Bartlett
<v Speaker 3>says he didn't have a leg to stand on after Crush,
<v Speaker 3>I mean, dork beat him with his arm whatever, none
<v Speaker 3>of this. It's a car.
<v Speaker 1>We don't care.
<v Speaker 3>This is dork. And the camera zooms it on Rob's
<v Speaker 3>face and he's just shaking his dude, what was that?
<v Speaker 2>It was dead silence in there, and there was just
<v Speaker 2>like a really close up of Rob with his glasses on,
<v Speaker 2>and You're.
<v Speaker 3>Like, what is that? You think they cut something there?
<v Speaker 3>I don't know, but I felt like it.
<v Speaker 2>Well, they said he had a lead filled his arm
<v Speaker 2>was filled with lead.
<v Speaker 3>His the cast was right, that's what because Okay, so they.
<v Speaker 2>Said Dork's arm was filled with d That's all I
<v Speaker 2>wrote down.
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, So, as James said, he takes off the cat
<v Speaker 3>like he's offering Crush a flower to make up for
<v Speaker 3>what he did the week before. U Crush gives it
<v Speaker 3>to a fan. Donk rips his arm off, beats the
<v Speaker 3>ship out of him, and Vince on commentary is trying
<v Speaker 3>to sell it. He has it. He took his arm off.
<v Speaker 3>He took his arm off. He says, this is the
<v Speaker 3>craziest I've ever said. He's beating him with his arm,
<v Speaker 3>and Macho Man says it's a kist and Vince says
<v Speaker 3>again and again with the cast, I guess you're fucking fired.
<v Speaker 3>He does what a secondividual he beats him to ship
<v Speaker 3>with this thing, though he hits him in the head
<v Speaker 3>a couple of times too. That one dude. They do
<v Speaker 3>a stretcher job. They lead. It was filmed with thin.
<v Speaker 1>So we get a w W Mania commercial.
<v Speaker 3>Wake up on Saturday morning wake up shows on the
<v Speaker 3>Big Boss Man is here, Chicken in here, get the clown.
<v Speaker 3>So I don't know if this is a news show
<v Speaker 3>or what this is.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I think it's coming up. They were there getting
<v Speaker 2>Saturday before right on Sundays?
<v Speaker 3>Was it all? American wrestling was the thing they did too,
<v Speaker 3>But I don't know what that was either.
<v Speaker 2>So superstars might come later than I think or maybe
<v Speaker 2>I don't know, but you know, we had to call
<v Speaker 2>it mania when they have WrestleMania and then they have Mania.
<v Speaker 3>Maybe that's what they're hoping mania. I would hope people
<v Speaker 3>watch this. They say the whole family will love their
<v Speaker 3>stunning superstars, candid interviews, and of course tons of great wrestling,
<v Speaker 3>maybe if many more jolting than a cup of coffee.
<v Speaker 3>And it's one hundred percent caffeine free. I don't know
<v Speaker 3>what the fuck they said there.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah they said they said.
<v Speaker 1>I didn't even know if this ever existed.
<v Speaker 3>I don't know how long this exists for. I can
<v Speaker 3>look while we move on. But uh, yeah, I imagine
<v Speaker 3>this is a clip show. Unless they did, like.
<v Speaker 2>Dark, it was literally just like what Superstars was, right, Okay,
<v Speaker 2>I think it just morphs into Superstars, is it not?
<v Speaker 3>I could be right. It lasts for three years?
<v Speaker 1>Oh well. Macho man says that Donk's arm was filled
<v Speaker 1>with lead appledgedly clown been reported in The Observer that
<v Speaker 1>his arm was filled lead.
<v Speaker 3>Rob Barlot's eating a.
<v Speaker 1>Bad clown. He takes a bite of us.
<v Speaker 3>Would you get that, you son of a bitch? I
<v Speaker 3>didn't give you that.
<v Speaker 1>So Vin sends us to Sean outside the venue. That's
<v Speaker 1>all he says. Sean, go to Sean.
<v Speaker 3>Did they ever say his last name.
<v Speaker 1>The second time on the show?
<v Speaker 3>Of course? Yeah?
<v Speaker 1>This is Sean outside? All right? So Sean here? Yeah, Seank,
<v Speaker 1>I I can't hear you. I'm looking for the repot.
<v Speaker 1>What there's the reput man? Hey, hey, quick word?
<v Speaker 3>He jumps off the camera into the camera shot Somethingow, wow,
<v Speaker 3>what it is and it's just a fucking Repo man
<v Speaker 3>Spider Man style. Why the unprovoked attack on Macho Man?
<v Speaker 3>And Repo Man says he has Macho Man's hat and
<v Speaker 3>he puts it on, and Macho Man yels.
<v Speaker 1>Dude, okay. So the way the dude, the way this
<v Speaker 1>was set up was so fucking funny. It's like a
<v Speaker 1>little screen in the corner of the Macho Man's reaction
<v Speaker 1>to seeing this PMO with the Repo Man, and Macho
<v Speaker 1>Man's like looking at Vince and he sees a man
<v Speaker 1>coming to the scene. He doesn't have the hat yet,
<v Speaker 1>and like he looks at Vincey. He's like fucking real fidgety,
<v Speaker 1>and Vince just like calm down, calm down, And Macho
<v Speaker 1>Man starts looking at the camera and then the RepA
<v Speaker 1>man off camera pulls the hat out and then puts
<v Speaker 1>it on his head and Manso Man freaks the funk
<v Speaker 1>ice and he stands off. He stands up, broked down
<v Speaker 1>and said, oh.
<v Speaker 3>My dude, that was a great O. That was like perfect,
<v Speaker 3>that that was awesome. Pissed, he's fucking pissed, and man
<v Speaker 3>says it was provoked. I said, wow, that's an unbelievable,
<v Speaker 3>and response to why the unprovoked attack that ship was provoked?
<v Speaker 3>She just promot was that great? Or what? When I
<v Speaker 3>came by him and hit him, and Macho Man's yelling.
<v Speaker 3>RepA Man doesn't have like a headset on or anything.
<v Speaker 3>So Machu Man just screaming at the camera and Rep
<v Speaker 3>Man says he deserved it, and I've been watching him
<v Speaker 3>for a long time, but he never paid any attention
<v Speaker 3>to me, but now he is, and he's gonna get
<v Speaker 3>me in the ring. And Macho Man is pointing down
<v Speaker 3>at the monitor in front of Vince like as if
<v Speaker 3>he's talking at Repelman through Vince's monitor now, and he
<v Speaker 3>says he needs to pay his dues.
<v Speaker 1>That's right, brother, his business for a couple of coffee.
<v Speaker 3>Fuck this fucking guy buried doors. So hate this guy.
<v Speaker 3>And Sean Mooney says, Macho Man is very upset. You
<v Speaker 3>should hear his comments, and RepA says, let me hear that,
<v Speaker 3>so Sewn Mooney takes his headset and like half shares
<v Speaker 3>it with Repo Man and Machu Man's fucking pissed and
<v Speaker 3>just hey, you're gonna get a Monday night hangover. Come
<v Speaker 3>do the thing. Right now where you want to land.
<v Speaker 3>Repel Man, I don't know what any of this means,
<v Speaker 3>but it sounded cool. Yeah, and says when I had
<v Speaker 3>you from behind, you flew. That's just the start of it,
<v Speaker 3>because when I get you again, it's gonna be worse.
<v Speaker 3>It could be a street fight. And Machama says, not
<v Speaker 3>a chance you do it again. How about a New
<v Speaker 3>York street fight. That's a good idea.
<v Speaker 1>He came up with it.
<v Speaker 3>And says, I have your hat and that's your prize possession,
<v Speaker 3>and you were late with payments and I got it.
<v Speaker 3>And Macho Man's response to that is that doesn't even
<v Speaker 3>make it with me. That's right.
<v Speaker 1>That's right, brother, real ship, that's right. That doesn't even
<v Speaker 1>make it with me. Oh yeah, dude, dude, I love
<v Speaker 1>this stupid ass angle. You never even you never even
<v Speaker 1>paid attention to best all the hat dude.
<v Speaker 3>Wow, great gimmick.
<v Speaker 1>This guy was never on the Macho Man's radar, Like
<v Speaker 1>Macho Man was such a bigger star than this dude. Yeah,
<v Speaker 1>and then he finally recognized him.
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, and now he has to and now he wants
<v Speaker 3>him and RepA Man says, you want to wrestle and says, no,
<v Speaker 3>I want to do something different. We're gonna gonna have
<v Speaker 3>a date. Don't be late, brother, I don't hit you
<v Speaker 3>in my car.
<v Speaker 1>Have you seen my car?
<v Speaker 3>Where's my car? Shut the fuck up? The crowds chating,
<v Speaker 3>go get repo or b w o.
<v Speaker 1>B w O. I agree, starting to hear. Maybe are
<v Speaker 1>the times he goes back and standing out there.
<v Speaker 3>The crowd?
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I agree, I'm in full gold dust gear. I yes, yes,
<v Speaker 1>spitting man. Oh yeah, So Royal Rumble Report time with
<v Speaker 1>Mean Jean, brought to you by Ico Pro of course. Yeah,
<v Speaker 1>I can't believe my fucking eyes. Razor Ramone from.
<v Speaker 3>A Mean Jane says that gigantic main event will be
<v Speaker 3>part of next Sunday's Rumble w F champion Brett Heart.
<v Speaker 3>We'll be defending against this man. Let's hear from Razor Ramone.
<v Speaker 3>Raise Ramone says, yo hit mang shit. Oh yeah, Ao,
<v Speaker 3>ma Chico, I understand it's personal now ooh, I'm so scared.
<v Speaker 3>Oh my god, this is the goot Chico. One week
<v Speaker 3>to go Royal Rumble. Everybody knows Raizor Ramone gold on
<v Speaker 3>his neck, gold on his fingers, and one I'd done
<v Speaker 3>with you gold on my waist. Holy shit, give him
<v Speaker 3>the belt. Wow.
<v Speaker 1>Wow, I put out of my notes. Write this down,
<v Speaker 1>write this down, dude. Yeah, wow, this is such a
<v Speaker 1>great from us.
<v Speaker 3>It's twenty is it even twenty seconds? Like it's it's awesome.
<v Speaker 2>Yes, it's not very long.
<v Speaker 3>Yeah.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, it gets over his character, it gets over his ambition,
<v Speaker 1>gets over he's a bad dude. Like, yeah, just a
<v Speaker 1>great promo here. Man.
<v Speaker 3>I loved it. I loved it, and like, yeah, oh,
<v Speaker 3>I'm so scared tonight fingers out so scared.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I mean I gotta give it to him, man,
<v Speaker 1>I mean, like anybody else with this GIMMI would have
<v Speaker 1>failed horrifically.
<v Speaker 3>I think so. I think you legit need to have
<v Speaker 3>this charisma.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, but she's you gotta oose it crazy.
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, you got damn do says. I'm sure Razor and
<v Speaker 3>Brett will be watching, very intelling you. The thirty man
<v Speaker 3>Raw Rumble winner gets a shot at the w Champion
<v Speaker 3>Wrestling A nine. Some of the prominent names The Undertaker,
<v Speaker 3>the Berserker, I r S. Yoko Zoo, and a mister perfect.
<v Speaker 1>Okay, okay, real quick, Yeah, there was so Undertaker, Berserker
<v Speaker 1>I R S five hundred pound plus, Yoko Zuna, mister
<v Speaker 1>perfect typeing. Okay, so tell me why Yokozu is the
<v Speaker 1>only one with a weight.
<v Speaker 3>Check here, you man? Fuck you?
<v Speaker 1>How much is a berserker? Way?
<v Speaker 3>Typhoon is one name after Yeah they say.
<v Speaker 1>Large man Typhoon? Hey, fuck you man, What do you
<v Speaker 1>mean by that?
<v Speaker 3>Oh? Why was it? Yeah?
<v Speaker 1>One hundred and eighty five pounds mister perfect Come on.
<v Speaker 3>I mean five hundred pounds. Big fucking motherfucker, Yoko Zuna,
<v Speaker 3>What the fuck do you want? You're gonna tune in?
<v Speaker 3>You hear five hundred punds? You're tuning in just to
<v Speaker 3>see this guy. Fucking Typhoon. There's a big ass big
<v Speaker 3>it's like rocking the Screeny fills up the whole.
<v Speaker 1>Ship's nuts, man, big, it was so fucking funny, deserker irs.
<v Speaker 1>Five hundred pounds plus Yoko Zuna, mister perfect food.
<v Speaker 3>Hey, Typhoon, the repo man, Rick Flair, Papa Shango, Ted Dibiassi.
<v Speaker 3>That just some of the names you'll see next Sunday afternoon.
<v Speaker 1>That's that's the money man.
<v Speaker 3>That is the money man. He likes money, likes money.
<v Speaker 3>Let's cut its real ship. I mean like it doesn't
<v Speaker 3>get that's like, that's the one positive of this era.
<v Speaker 3>All the gimmicks could be just like that. This is Teddybasi,
<v Speaker 3>he's the money man. He likes money. This is Razor,
<v Speaker 3>he wears gold and he wants to win the title.
<v Speaker 1>Chico, this is ted dv Assi. Yeah, he's fucking the
<v Speaker 1>money bag. Mister perfect does everything perfect.
<v Speaker 2>This guy's typhoon. He's just he's typhoon.
<v Speaker 3>That's it. He's a typhoon of a man. Yeah, that's it. Well,
<v Speaker 3>that's what they needed for James Yokozuna. He's five hundred pounds.
<v Speaker 3>Leave this fan. He's in the rubble.
<v Speaker 2>How are you going to throw a five hundred pound
<v Speaker 2>yo kazooa.
<v Speaker 1>Over that didn't exist yet Tony threw him over a
<v Speaker 1>very easily.
<v Speaker 2>Probably the whole roster just turned.
<v Speaker 1>Look at yokazoo this one dude. It was probably the
<v Speaker 1>repo man just caallsed him out.
<v Speaker 3>It was definitely mister Hughes who eliminated the.
<v Speaker 1>That's what was awesome. So me and Jean says, get
<v Speaker 1>on the horning, get this ship, dude, get.
<v Speaker 3>On the corn. That's awesome. I like that.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, So we go outside the venue, Sean Mooney is
<v Speaker 1>out here, and the Macho Man is now running into
<v Speaker 1>traffic looking for the Repo Man.
<v Speaker 3>Dude, Vincy even will come, He says, hey, get him
<v Speaker 3>out a traffic mancho Man is going he Machman has
<v Speaker 3>stopped traffic on the street to go up to look
<v Speaker 3>into cars to see if the Repo Man is in
<v Speaker 3>a taxi. Dude, that's a fuck a.
<v Speaker 1>New York thing.
<v Speaker 3>You do that nowadays? Oh shit, my god. Yeah, the
<v Speaker 3>Macho Man might be able to get away with it
<v Speaker 3>in twenty twenty four if he wanted to.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, the Macho Man could, crazy bastard. Yeah, I don't
<v Speaker 1>know if anyone else could though.
<v Speaker 3>No, I don't. Maybe five hundred pound plus Yoko Zoo.
<v Speaker 3>It might be due no large, He's not that bad
<v Speaker 3>fucking guy the money. So yeah, fucking Macha Man is
<v Speaker 3>losing his mind here. Uh Randy's trying to look for him,
<v Speaker 3>and mach Man is fucking looking in cars. Machumen comes
<v Speaker 3>back to Sean Mooney where is he? Then he he
<v Speaker 3>asks Sean Mooney this, Then he runs across the street
<v Speaker 3>as cars are going by, and Macho Man runs back.
<v Speaker 3>Hand is not yelling no passing zone. Let's do it.
<v Speaker 1>Man, He's lost his mind. Man, It's like when the
<v Speaker 1>hat came off, it just like his brain just started expanding.
<v Speaker 1>He's like learning out and he's just learning things that
<v Speaker 1>are massive rate. He can't keep that passing zone. Let's
<v Speaker 1>do it. So we go to the next match of
<v Speaker 1>the evening, the main event, if you will, the feature
<v Speaker 1>out El Matador Tito Santana versus Rick Flair. That's a
<v Speaker 1>pretty exciting, man, by the way.
<v Speaker 3>That is a fucking sweet mame. That's definitely a match
<v Speaker 3>WW probably does here in three weeks too.
<v Speaker 1>So yeah, main event Tito Santana versus Rick Flair. Flair's music, Yeah,
<v Speaker 1>Flair's music hits, and one of the guys in the
<v Speaker 1>balcony raises his hand in excitement like he's been waiting
<v Speaker 1>all fucking show for this match. He's like, fucking Rick Flair, Finally,
<v Speaker 1>what if we got rid of him?
<v Speaker 3>Rights, fucking get this guy off the airwaves, get the
<v Speaker 3>fuck out of here.
<v Speaker 1>And Flair, I mean, you couldn't ask for, Like Tito
<v Speaker 1>is doing the matador thing, but like this is such
<v Speaker 1>a like he's so over with this gimmick man he.
<v Speaker 3>Is, and Flair is such a great like he's a
<v Speaker 3>little shitter and he bumps around. He's fucking awesome.
<v Speaker 1>You have a perfect formula here. Yes, Tito's shoulder tackles
<v Speaker 1>Flair and this is the very beginning of the match,
<v Speaker 1>and he begs off to the corner. Let's go, let's
<v Speaker 1>go over this bit.
<v Speaker 3>Blaire starts the match by going over to Savage and saying,
<v Speaker 3>hey Savage, Hey Savage, you gotta want it, baby, you
<v Speaker 3>gotta want it. It's like a w's w's sleeper inches thing.
<v Speaker 3>It wakes him up.
<v Speaker 1>So Tito Santana hits a headlock takeover for a pin
<v Speaker 1>and Vince somehow has convinced himself that Tito Santana is
<v Speaker 1>pinning Rick Flayor forty three in less than sixty seconds
<v Speaker 1>to the headlock takeover. I was very surprised by that.
<v Speaker 3>It's a believable I mean, Tino Santana works as side
<v Speaker 3>headlock and side headlock takeover for like the first half
<v Speaker 3>of this match.
<v Speaker 1>So Tito with the international and back to the headlight
<v Speaker 1>before commercial, Uh we come back. Tino goes for a
<v Speaker 1>monkey flip, but Flair holds on fla jack knife pins
<v Speaker 1>them for it two and then pokes them in the eyes.
<v Speaker 3>Dude, Okay, I was already like I was like, wow,
<v Speaker 3>Flair jackknife Fin, that's pretty sick for it too.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah.
<v Speaker 3>They both stand up and Flair not even like in
<v Speaker 3>front of the ref, not even thinking about it, just
<v Speaker 3>focus with the eye and earl. Hever yells him and
<v Speaker 3>Flair shakes his head.
<v Speaker 1>No.
<v Speaker 3>I was like, wow, that's fucking so good. Yeah, I
<v Speaker 3>appreciate this stuff so much more now, Like it's so
<v Speaker 3>weird how that works me too.
<v Speaker 1>Ten years ago was said, what a dumb mess?
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, boring all match. That's so like why that happens?
<v Speaker 3>I guess maybe we watched so much that like when
<v Speaker 3>you go back and kind of look at what.
<v Speaker 1>You get a greater understanding. Yeah, you get a greater
<v Speaker 1>understanding of the wider wrestling world, you know. And yeah,
<v Speaker 1>you know, I think everyone goes through their phases, right, like, yeah,
<v Speaker 1>and then you kind of like keep a part of
<v Speaker 1>that phase as you can too. You moving on throughout
<v Speaker 1>your your lifespan, and you know, the stuff you like
<v Speaker 1>ten years ago, you'll still like it, but there's more
<v Speaker 1>stuff that you like now too. Yeah, it's like you
<v Speaker 1>kind of keep a piece of that each time as
<v Speaker 1>you move on.
<v Speaker 3>Because for a while I was definitely like an old
<v Speaker 3>wrestling stinks guy, I need to make it exciting. Yeah,
<v Speaker 3>But like now I'm like wow, like the opener and
<v Speaker 3>this match, I was like, wow, these are fucking sweet.
<v Speaker 1>I was super into the opener and the and the
<v Speaker 1>main of this show. Yeah, I thought this was awesome.
<v Speaker 1>Like I said, I found myself going back and watching
<v Speaker 1>all the Territory shows too, just to see. I mean,
<v Speaker 1>I just think learning more about the business. I think
<v Speaker 1>maybe once we got into the business, who just learning
<v Speaker 1>about more of that exciting I.
<v Speaker 3>Think, yeah, yeah, just seeing like what why things happened, Like, yeah,
<v Speaker 3>look at it through a different lens. I saw. I
<v Speaker 3>also like hearing about Jim Dougan, Jim.
<v Speaker 1>Douggan, Jim Dougan and the Junkyard Dog.
<v Speaker 3>That's awesome.
<v Speaker 4>Yeah.
<v Speaker 1>Tino goes for the monkey flip. Yeah, Jack and I
<v Speaker 1>poking the eyes flair with the knee out of the
<v Speaker 1>corner and uh, he goes over Savage. He says, Savage,
<v Speaker 1>I'm talking to you.
<v Speaker 3>He's talking to me. What does he fucking want? I
<v Speaker 3>don't want to leave yet.
<v Speaker 1>So Vince says, it looks like next week, we've got
<v Speaker 1>it pin to paper, macho man versus the repo man.
<v Speaker 3>Is it a final thing? Do I have that?
<v Speaker 1>Yes?
<v Speaker 3>All right, that's fantastic. Now I gotta think about what
<v Speaker 3>to do for seven das.
<v Speaker 1>Dude, Oh shit, this is a media built for wrestling. Dude.
<v Speaker 3>He says, I gotta think of what to do for
<v Speaker 3>seven days, and Vince says, well, you're gonna have to
<v Speaker 3>keep your mind on the row rumble, and right, you're right.
<v Speaker 3>He forgot that this is like out of order.
<v Speaker 1>The hat is more important than the role rumble, as
<v Speaker 1>it should be. So Tito whips Flare into the corner
<v Speaker 1>and then back body drop. Rob Bartlett makes a sly
<v Speaker 1>comment and says, help, I following, and I can't get
<v Speaker 1>up because.
<v Speaker 3>He's oldest shit, of course is clear probably thirty something here.
<v Speaker 1>So Tino tim punches in the corner, well six because
<v Speaker 1>Flair pokes him.
<v Speaker 3>The always calls you on it.
<v Speaker 1>I always six bunches and then.
<v Speaker 3>He gets down. Dude, Okay, this is awesome. He's going
<v Speaker 3>for ten. He only does six because Earl is telling
<v Speaker 3>him to get down and he's a good guy, so
<v Speaker 3>he gets down to listen to him, and then Flare
<v Speaker 3>takes a vantage and pokes with the man. You kidding.
<v Speaker 3>But then Flare climbs up top because he's like, Santana's
<v Speaker 3>fucked up now, and Santana gets back up, cuts him off,
<v Speaker 3>deadly driver off the top. I'm like, oh, this is
<v Speaker 3>looking awesome.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, now, this is fucking awesome. Yeah, So Tito sends
<v Speaker 1>Flair into the buckle. He takes the Flare buckle to
<v Speaker 1>the floor.
<v Speaker 3>Crazy.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, Tito runs out and hits a line on the
<v Speaker 1>floor to the outside. You gotta you gotta love these
<v Speaker 1>Flare matches where the other were like his opponent just
<v Speaker 1>kind of stands in the middle and then Flair works
<v Speaker 1>the match around by himself.
<v Speaker 3>Like it is awesome.
<v Speaker 1>He's so good and that's why, like he was such
<v Speaker 1>a good traveling champion. One because he was fine with
<v Speaker 1>the with the traveling, which is crazy. And two he
<v Speaker 1>could work a match literally just stand here and I
<v Speaker 1>will work around.
<v Speaker 3>You, dude, because his theatrics are nuts.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah right, It's it's like something I don't know if
<v Speaker 1>you can teach this.
<v Speaker 3>You just have to know. Not a lot of guys
<v Speaker 3>like there's got to be like a.
<v Speaker 1>Flip switch somewhere that like gets wrestling like this, Tito
<v Speaker 1>with another back body dropping, then a running knee lift,
<v Speaker 1>and then Tito with the flying burrito. Dude.
<v Speaker 3>So he does it and fucking vinces like pin his ass,
<v Speaker 3>but he's not. I'm like, why the fuck not? Yeah,
<v Speaker 3>but uh, it's because he's got to go for it
<v Speaker 3>again because Flare's fucking pissed him off. So Flair, uh,
<v Speaker 3>he's going for it again. Flair pulls down the top
<v Speaker 3>rope and jumps down, and fucking Tito Santana Go's flying
<v Speaker 3>over the top rope.
<v Speaker 1>I love the way he drops. He just kind of
<v Speaker 1>like fell.
<v Speaker 3>He's like, ah, it was like it wasn't like he
<v Speaker 3>knew that this would work. He just knew he was
<v Speaker 3>getting out of the way.
<v Speaker 1>He went over the top rope, and then mister perfects
<v Speaker 1>here he pulls Flair out. Now they're fighting, no shit,
<v Speaker 1>they're trying to break it up here nine brawl.
<v Speaker 3>Dude, and they're brawling, brawling, and there's a guy that
<v Speaker 3>looks like Jerry Steinfeld out here, and they're fucking brawling crazy.
<v Speaker 3>The Flair is bumping staff members around. He bumps Pat
<v Speaker 3>Patterson trying to get the Perfect, Flair runs after him
<v Speaker 3>then gets by Perfect, which like it looked like Flair
<v Speaker 3>was running to fight him more, but he actually just
<v Speaker 3>ran to run by him to get to the back,
<v Speaker 3>and Vince's perhaps we can get a camera back there.
<v Speaker 3>I don't know, and there's a we're just on a
<v Speaker 3>shot of a camera guy staring at the curtain that
<v Speaker 3>they just went through.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, that was a fun match while we had it.
<v Speaker 1>I enjoyed that one a lot.
<v Speaker 3>It was fucking fun. Yeah, I mean, like for what
<v Speaker 3>it was, I I I thoroughly enjoyed it.
<v Speaker 1>So we get a Rick Flair town hall. When we
<v Speaker 1>go to commercial and come back, Flaire and mister Perfect
<v Speaker 1>are still fighting.
<v Speaker 3>Dude, we're back and Flare and they brought back out.
<v Speaker 3>I'd love that. That's like, oh, I love that so
<v Speaker 3>much nothing. That's one of the few things I'll pop
<v Speaker 3>for every time. Is like a brawl and you think
<v Speaker 3>it's done and they come back out. Yeah. Yeah, Flare
<v Speaker 3>is taught him to come on. Everyone's holding him back,
<v Speaker 3>And now Vince is at ringside with a mic and Flair.
<v Speaker 3>Flair has fired the fuck up.
<v Speaker 1>He cuts up Primo the only he can cut by
<v Speaker 1>the way, and.
<v Speaker 3>This is after a match and a brawl. Yeah, he says,
<v Speaker 3>you don't talk to me about the rules. Now, the
<v Speaker 3>WWF isn't big enough for me and mister Perfect. So
<v Speaker 3>right here, live in front of God in the whole
<v Speaker 3>world here next week, I what Perfect And he's fucking
<v Speaker 3>he's red faced, he's sweat and he's losing his mind.
<v Speaker 3>The crowd's fucking fired up. And Vince says, well, that's
<v Speaker 3>pretty clear. Can't get any clearer than that. Flair comes back,
<v Speaker 3>one of us stays, one of us goes not out
<v Speaker 3>of the building, but out of the w WF, and
<v Speaker 3>Vince says, I can't believe you'd miss your career, mister Flair.
<v Speaker 3>And I'm not too sure if mister Perfect is gonna
<v Speaker 3>do that either. Flair has already walked away from Vince.
<v Speaker 3>He's hugging fans now on like ten steps away.
<v Speaker 1>Fire leaves mid promo, kisses a woman in the crowd,
<v Speaker 1>and then come back and finishes the promo.
<v Speaker 3>Right now, Shit, dude, I'm gonna tell you right now,
<v Speaker 3>you're not man enough. You don't got the guts, and
<v Speaker 3>you're not gonna see the day in your life that
<v Speaker 3>you beat Rick Flair and Rob Bartlet says, take up pro.
<v Speaker 1>Zag Chris Claire just sold five million tickets. The man
<v Speaker 1>has he just sold six million tickets. Boys, that is like,
<v Speaker 1>oh my god, what this whole package is lost, This
<v Speaker 1>has lost the time. This is not a thing anymore.
<v Speaker 3>This is nuts. Yeah, this is awesome. Vince's hopefully before
<v Speaker 3>we go off there, we'll get a retort. I don't
<v Speaker 3>know what to say. We're rocking and rolling here. Well,
<v Speaker 3>mister Perfect does come out. The crowd's fired up. Miss
<v Speaker 3>Perfect comes the ring side, and of course you know
<v Speaker 3>I don't need somehow I didn't hear this, and Vince
<v Speaker 3>repeats to promo. He says, I don't know if you're
<v Speaker 3>the challenge or not. As he tells him what happened,
<v Speaker 3>and Perfect says, you're talking about me Rick Flair, and
<v Speaker 3>the loser has to leave the w W F are
<v Speaker 3>you kidding me? I'll take that in a heartbeat. I said,
<v Speaker 3>oh ship, Rick Flair, You're gonna be gone. McMahon. You
<v Speaker 3>know me. Everybody knows me. I am what I say.
<v Speaker 3>I am. You want me, you got me right here,
<v Speaker 3>and Vince says, I can't imagine you were Flair putting
<v Speaker 3>your career on the line. That's too far. You two
<v Speaker 3>are great competitors. Why risk that great like of course
<v Speaker 3>he would.
<v Speaker 1>Say that, mister Yeah, mister Perfect says, everybody knows him.
<v Speaker 1>I'm not sure if that's but everybody knows gold Dust.
<v Speaker 1>Come on, everybody.
<v Speaker 3>Here must must be Paul ehrl One, Perfect says, is
<v Speaker 3>that what it has to take? The two greatest athletes
<v Speaker 3>in the w F only one man will stay. I'll
<v Speaker 3>take that challenge. I'll put my career on the line.
<v Speaker 3>Holy ship, dude, I love this. Yeah yeah, Vince says
<v Speaker 3>it can't be on a clearer on that. Mister Perfect
<v Speaker 3>puts his career on the line. Next week one on
<v Speaker 3>one with Rick Claire, and of course the Macho Man
<v Speaker 3>meeting the Repo man and maybe the macho man can
<v Speaker 3>find his hat, and macho Man yells it's gonna be
<v Speaker 3>World War three next Monday night. Yeah. Two years. So
<v Speaker 3>I'm like, okay, this is like it. We're about to
<v Speaker 3>fade the black never again. The show starts the same
<v Speaker 3>way that I would have never predicted it ended. It
<v Speaker 3>goes and now we're outside and there's a tow truck
<v Speaker 3>holding up a car and I said, no fucking way.
<v Speaker 3>And then the Repo man jumps in the frame he
<v Speaker 3>has Macho Man's hat, says I got a hat, and
<v Speaker 3>now I got a four wheel drive, and Rob Barley says, hat,
<v Speaker 3>that's that's my car. That's my car car, Macha Man's
<v Speaker 3>you gotta be ribbon, you'll pay repoo, I'm gonna get
<v Speaker 3>you A fucking re man jumps on the ship and
<v Speaker 3>the trunk drives away where Rob Bartlett's car, and the
<v Speaker 3>last thing you hear is Rob Barlott saying, oh no,
<v Speaker 3>that's the car drives away. Wow. I could not believe
<v Speaker 3>they paid off this car.
<v Speaker 1>Thing that's super important.
<v Speaker 3>We have to pay this off. I can't fucking believe.
<v Speaker 3>I was like, okay, so like this era is not
<v Speaker 3>for me, but like and this like it took me
<v Speaker 3>a while to watch this, but like in a when
<v Speaker 3>we're talking about it, like they kind of did everything right.
<v Speaker 1>I yeah, the package itself, I'm not really interested in.
<v Speaker 1>I don't think this is for me either. I can
<v Speaker 1>I appreciate the pieces that they have here.
<v Speaker 3>They're shitty pieces, but they're shitty pieces that they do
<v Speaker 3>put together.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, Terry Taylor, mister perfect was good. I enjoyed that.
<v Speaker 1>I wish, you know, like half the match I could
<v Speaker 1>have seen without Bobby Heen's call. Yeah, Marty Jetty and
<v Speaker 1>Glenn Ruth was just absolutely horrible, just like a legitimate yeah,
<v Speaker 1>only one move. Been one of the worst matches I've
<v Speaker 1>seen in that minute. And I watched a lot of wrestling,
<v Speaker 1>yeah yeah. And then Santana Rick Flair was cool too.
<v Speaker 1>I enjoyed that. I don't think there was anything to
<v Speaker 1>like take away, like a huge takeaways from the show,
<v Speaker 1>but they had the pieces there that I enjoyed. I
<v Speaker 1>just the package itself was like there's so much I'm
<v Speaker 1>waddling through ship to find like the one you know
<v Speaker 1>what I mean, to get to the next good thing here.
<v Speaker 3>I mean like, yeah, I don't fucking get this ship
<v Speaker 3>at all, But like I I appreciate that they I
<v Speaker 3>don't even know if they tried, but like they they
<v Speaker 3>did something here, whether it was good or not, as
<v Speaker 3>a whole other question.
<v Speaker 2>They had a vision and they saw it through. That's
<v Speaker 2>what happened here.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, right.
<v Speaker 3>The nicest way to put it.
<v Speaker 2>Like this, what was it was like, this is what
<v Speaker 2>we want to present in nineteen ninety three, these are
<v Speaker 2>our top star and then we're gonna tell this stupid
<v Speaker 2>story of.
<v Speaker 3>This cargain Nitros coming. Motherfucker roll this shit.
<v Speaker 2>What they were getting when Nitro game, I tell you that.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, it's just like a lot of this was like
<v Speaker 1>I don't know if I would watch, I definitely would
<v Speaker 1>have been to to you know what I mean, Yeah,
<v Speaker 1>I gotta watch. I gotta watch the motherfucking Barney. It's
<v Speaker 1>got the Red Rangers, stone called Steve austin On.
<v Speaker 3>Is coming in.
<v Speaker 1>That ship was Gass, It's got Vin Diesel. Like, you know,
<v Speaker 1>I'm watching that ship.
<v Speaker 3>Now, I don't. I mean, I don't know if we're
<v Speaker 3>gonna watch episode three overall. I guess we'll see what
<v Speaker 3>people think here. But uh, that was Monday Night Raw
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