Revisiting WWF SmackDown! 1999 Triple H Bitten By Rattlesnake, Rock 'n' Sock Connection Final Tag Match, WWF No Mercy Go Home

You ready ready for what what do we do? Yeah? I heard that?
Oh yeah they get that. Yeah boys d episode number two hundred and
sixteen. Yes, we are back once Like man, I had the numbers.
Here have the numbers. I don't know, double checked it. No,
get yeah, get him Johnny. Today we're talking about w WF SmackDown.
October fourteen, nineteen ninety nine. Oh, a beautiful year. And
you know, actually it's almost I guess like the day this comes out of
two days ago was the anniversary of this episode that was an accident. Oh
yeah, that's why we did that exactly. What I'm crazy is that in
the realm of this episode, why two k's about it fucking happened all right?
They don't even care. They're not even mentioning it. No, there's
bigger things, the bigger first fish to fry here, like no mercy,
which is is this is the go home show too, And it is also
an episode that is coming off Triple Ah being bit by a goddamn rattlesnake for
real. Yeah, this is the aftermath of Triple H having his face chomped
off, and we see the end of the game. It's it's his last
show. Ever, equally, it's over. It's over. Came over before
we get to that. We got some deal updates here for you. We
gotta watch this up on the Patreon. We watched Gail Kim versus Tarn Terrell
from TNA's Slammer Versary Last Knockout Standing Match. Tremendous, goddamn match. James
watched this in a movie theater and then he watched it with us. What
was the better experience? I was younger back then, you know what,
The things are a little different now, Tony Pizza guy me. You know,
twenty twelve was a good year. You know, you know, we
were I was there and we were there together. We were and Tony were
close to where in l shirts at two K I think, didn't you was
it twelve one? Multiple time? It was it was twenty fourteen, because
it was for fifteen that we did that. Well, I appreciate it.
We were multiple times given. I do remember that, and I really I'm
very much appreciate. I was right now you sposed to do, which is
so crazy because like James and I didn't come become like friends until like way
after that. Yeah, I know each other, but like we just yeah,
I just supported I supported the cause. Yeah, we just dapted from
AFAR. We've respected each other as good. Yeah, just support the cause
and uh you've got out there. So look it worked out. Yeah,
now they're probably I'm probably not out there again now, but it's fine.
Yeah. Rocket got a tournament we played in, right, you did well?
Oh yeah I was, I was. I wasn't there and you were
in there, and Tony was in there as well. Tony was supposed to
take my bot in that tournament. He was also supposed to take my spot.
Something ever happened. I was never asked to take this. It doesn't
work like that. Does does not work like that? You got to ask
the higher up. They don't give a ship. Yeah, yeah, they're
cool. Yeah anybody. Well, I don't think we can talk about that
in full yet, but we will. Yeah, there was a two K
tournament and I'm about to talk about in full. Sorry yea yea, but
yeah, but we also had s g H that's going to be coming up
this month. It is. Yeah, man, it was fucking awesome.
Actually, it was UFC one, the beginning the beginning of UFC, the
very first UFC pay per view, which also has an anniversary coming up next
month, and it is no wonder why this thing went underground and was illegal,
because this is fucking insane. Man. Yeah, there's one fight on
there where I legit like ship my damn jars. I never see I've never
seen an attempted assassination at this level live on pay per view like that,
so completely you have to see this. So it's gonna be on Patreon,
sghs. Check that out. Yeah, it'll be up this month, so
definitely if you have time, check that out. Merch update real quick.
From the last drop, the flags are in and Johnny tells me they look
fantastic. Yes, I got one, James. I think by the time
this comes out, we'll have his, maybe Tony as well. Yeah,
so those should be going out, if not have already started going out,
and then that'll be the end of the orders there, so be on the
lookout, and of course there's still chances to get the Chase Boys. Clark's
card DPW Live three from New Jersey was yesterday and it was awesome. Yo,
we had the diad on this show. We can talk about that here.
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the Diad's gonna be on the show. Crazy. We can just see
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So they're coming back for a title shot. They're coming back. Baby,
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was at the two K fifteen I think or two K sixteen. He was
drinking kobcha water. What is it's like? Yeah, it's like some like
uh it's like like black tea or something. Yeah. Yeah, it's like
some d toxifier. Some ship you know, was chugging, chugging. He
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I have all the random shit here, gentlemen. So first first question here
from tyro Bear. They ask what's the Goat Power Ranger color? Which is?
I feel like, I don't know, James. I imagine you have
fun answer for this one, because you because you watch more Power Rangers than
I. Yeah, well, anything after and I'm gonna really take with some
feathers with this, and I'm sure, listen, controversy creates cash, James,
and you know we're in the business, right. I don't even know
if it's that controversial, but I definitely know that could it be. There's
some people it could be. Yeah, I mean anything after the Zord on
air is pretty like I don't you know. Okay, a lot of people
but Dino Thunder this and that. But this has heard about about Dino Thunder.
Yeah, so I don't really count anything after that, or I try
not to because I just am not too smartened up on anything like that.
But I will say this much for the zord On era, at the very
least, some of my favorite Rangers were well in space period. Sure,
Okay, I thought zay As the Silver Ranger was the coolest shit ever.
When I was are you based on off how you like them or how much
you like the color and look? Well, it depends because I mean,
yeah, I don't think just do it off color and look. It's just
to be attachment to the people that played the characters, to like, not
like the real life people, but the characters that were people. I mean,
an obviously answer would be the Green Ranger, but like that was green
for such a small amount of time. He was though, yeah, no,
and like Adam. I think Adam played the Green Ranger later on,
and I thought, you know, I think Adam's a greatcharacter. Adams one
of my his colds. But I feel like that's like, uh, that's
like I don't really watch Power Rangers too much. Answer that's my answer.
Yeah, Yeah, that's cool, Like I get it. It is really
where I was gonna go here. Yeah, I mean that. I mean
the Green Ranger was so powerful. His fucking is fucking ship like was going
to kill him. They're like, we gotta get this power off, but
you go da And he had his own song. It was awesome. Well,
the White Ranger song is crazy White Ranger Tiger. Yeah, it was
crazy Silver Ranger in space. I thought was the ship because I used to
because that he used to have a different warfare and it said Mega on it.
I was like, dude, this is the fucking coolest dude I've ever
sing. He had the fucking dyed hair and everything too, and I was
like, wow, him and Androids from that same season, the Red Ranger
because uh, Austin Saint John, Like, I loved the Red Ranger when
he was in Rocky Problem. The Red Ranger. He was a way way
better Blue Ranger. I'll tell you that much. Is that right later on?
Yeah? Wow, just because like I didn't feel like you could lead
the team, but he was a good character. I like, if you
had to, if I had a gun to your head and I'm going to
kill you, otherwise I would just say I would say any of them to
live. I don't know, I didn't think of that. Yeh, yeah,
that's a tough one, man. I really don't know. I'd have
to think about it a little more and really break it down, just because
that era of power range meant a lot to be growing up. And yeah,
see I'm a total I just mighty morphin baby, So like I'm green
or white is really where I'm at. I probably would lean green just it
was dope, tell you green and white also probably or red just because it's
a tough one. I mean, I guess if you want to put like
all the Rangers in a row that I enjoyed like Red. I think because
like, okay, I think that Austin Saint John's character as the Red Ranger
is like when I think of like a grown ass man Ranger And I don't
even know why I figure like that, but like, to me, that's
it. Him coming in to source, I was like, Oh, yeah,
this guy's kicked somebody's ass. Like, I don't know what to tell
you on that one. Man is my favorite color, but yeah, yeah,
I'll go with red. I know that's a fucking probably a Norman answer,
but answer you had a lot more explanation than if I had to pick
it any I like the Black Ranger. I think the Black Ranger was awesome.
Like Zach was a fucking awesome ranger. I feel like he was the
only one that really knew how to do the correct Yeah, what do you
call that? Ship man? It was like, uh something karate. Yeah,
I keep thinking of it like it was probably something like that. I
don't know. Oh, I called it hip hop keto. That's what it
is. Yeah, hip hop Tito. He created his own fighting stuff.
I thought that was so cool when I was a kid. He'd fucking get
on the table and do the little Yeah. The Black Ranger definitely too.
I probably couldn't go back to Proranger just from wrestling because White Ranger and drinking
beers and beating people. Okay, I can understand that that. Yeah,
that's a tough answer. I'll just go with I'll go with RD or Black.
I'll take Silver shout out. I'm cheating and saying Lord Dragon Colors,
which is all Terry Jackson asks, if you could put any wrestler in prime
UFC, who would it be, And that's a very exciting was prime UFC?
Prime UFC is when there was you know like over EAM was allowed to
be over eam. Chuck Ladell was you know, Chuck Ladell. Are we
talking we're talking around like forty ish, yeah right, sure, yeah,
okay, yeah, okay, if we're talking prime prime, yeah, before
before a hundred Okay, okay, okay, yeah, let's try somewhere in
there, because I mean one hundred, I think they were still You're trying
to think of the time period, so like, yeah, I guess yeah,
so probably probably before hundred, so you know, like guitar still fighting,
uh chuckle, deell tito, which is I mean, there's a lot
of big bats like I like, if I feel like Scott Steiner would have
been tremendous in that would have done well. He would have been gigantic and
him like a pre fight press conference with Scott Steiner is probably uh it probably
changes the game, I think, Yeah, I think he would have done
well. I think him and Buff tag team. What about Goldberg? You
think Goldberg would have gotten fight camp being buff bag well Virgil Scott Scott Steiner
in prime UFC would have had the same fight camp as UFC one competitors of
three weeks. That's they want to come back. I like to do it
again. It's fun. Dude, that wasn't the Undertaker. Didn't you say
you wanted to do m Undertaker? I feel like no, who wasn't.
Hull Cogan said that he would have. He said before it was a thing
he wanted to do. Yeah, he wanted, Yeah, he wanted to.
He thought of this new sport. He drew up like four sketches of
a ring and I want to do you know what fucking kurd Angle wanted to
do it? Oh yeah, that might be crazy. Angle. Instead of
going to WF, he goes to UFC. No, instead of going to
TNA he goes That would have been pretty sick. That would have been insane.
Wow. Yeah, I imagine that he could have put up a fight.
I I don't know if that era he would have done well. I
mean, if he liked to do whatever he wants body wise, he might
have been all right. Yeah. I don't yeah, well I don't really
yeah, you know what. I don't know what his striking was like,
but that Yeah, there wasn't a lot of takedown ship back then. Like
a lot of it was like if you went to the ground, like you
would maybe get side and then it was just kind of like, let's stand
up type thing. What what is kurd Angle's weight in like, oh,
four or five? He could definitely be middleweight. Yeah, I was rocked
in the middleweight. If we're talking like that era, like hiss making it
out type ship, you know what I mean? Yeah, I mean GSP
was middle eight, so I mean might have been the last and they're on
a GSP might have sucked him up light heavyweight maybe, Yeah, I just
more curiosity. I think kred Angle or Undertaker one because I think there would
do really well too, because I think would do really bad. Take your
care of business, brother, Yeah, I think Eugene gold Dust n Brothers.
Yeah, okay, any of these are good. Crash Josh, It's
good, all right, fantastic Well question here from V show Joe's Street Soldier,
Uh, Tony, we're all sick and tired of you blue balling us.
Can we get a deck update? You're gonna leave us out here rock
hard with no release Chimo Brew. That's what they wrote here. There's no
update, bro, no last part of Brew. It's just what he wrote.
I don't know what that. Come on, bro, come on winning
this haven't done anything to the deck. No, I was going to and
then it was really hot in the summer, and then you can't do when
it's really hot. It's hot in the summer, cold in winter. I
hear that, I look at it, that you can't do it. I
missed, missed the window. So when in theory with apport potential springtime?
Springtime, mean October is not freezing cold? What you're going to do with
out here? I gotta stain it again, it's all like fixed and everything.
I just have to put another I mean, what are you thinking,
Tony, Like, uh when you put like a pool on the ass end
of that or what? No, I got ain't got time for that,
brother, you show time for a pool. You can't get a pool your
kids eventually, dud No, you can't have a pool. It's too dangerous
around little kids. Bro. Yeah, but I mean, you know they're
going to grow up. They have to go through some danger. Yeah,
but then you have to fucking clean a pool. And that's such a pain
in the ass to take care of a pool. I think they should fight
kurd angle in the middleway division and the entertainment. When when would the next
potential deck update be? If we were to get probably in the springtime when
it gets a little warmer. You can't leave the people have been wanting.
I mean, this is a big thing here, Tony. I don't know
if you understand the Yes, James, you're right, I don't know if
you understand how far this has gone. Tony. I did stay in the
table and chairs, and that was an update. You want update, that's
an update. That's an update. I'll take that. Yeah, Because I
used to have like a cover on it, and then it got too hot
and it like melted on the table, so I had to like peel it
off, and all the paint came off with it, so I had to
restain it. Yeah, summers are hot. Dan Hill asks what would it
take for you to regain interest in a w fight forever. I don't think
it would take a lot. Yesterday, Yeah, I mean I I I
was watching James play and the other he streamed it the other day with half
of his VOD muted because he can't stop playing his Spotify random playlist. But
I still watch you very much. Sorry, I apologize, I don't.
I still think it's the same. Like the last time we talked about a
fight forever and the things we wanted them to fix. I feel like it's
the same exact thing like I, and it's there's a simple on off switch
one of them that you could just do and I would fix a lot.
And then you know the things about online because like listen, I so I
played Fight for the last time I played Fight forever was Uno did a stream
and I played with Chris and you know, and we were just fucking playing,
like just for shits, and it was fucking fun, like jumping back
in the game and playing with your boys, just you know, hitting each
other with a skateboard and blowing shit up. It's still fun. It's not
gonna be fun every day or every even every week, but it's still fun
to jump in once in a while. But I still have that itch of
wanting to play online. And that's really the thing, because like I don't
you know, other game modes. I don't see that shit happening. I
don't see them adding a steel cage match. I don't know why so many
people cage match. I don't know. I never see anyone fucking plays deal
gage matches. I don't know. That's crazy, that's crazy. They've never
been anything that I've wanted to play. Really, I mean I get it
just more as good, but how about more of like stuff that we actually
want to play, like, you know, like other tag match types or
anything. Well, like, I'll be real with you, bro I mean,
something that you guys should do if you're looking for something to do in
the game is finding combinations with characters. That's what I spent like the other
day just doing like I got. I was using Sammy Guvara. I was
trying to unlock uh big show? Was it Big Show? Yeah? I
got Brodie Lee. I was trying to like a big show and I was
just because you can go into to Elite and change all the character moves and
ship to whatever you want no matter even can change the stats, but you
can change the moves, right, yeah, I think you can change the
stats to what really you have points to but you like they don't carry out
of the move, like, yeah, you can mess around with that in
the most you can make them super everpowered and ship, but you can change
all the moves. So like I was doing, like Cody Cutter signature into
Shooting Star Press signature into BT Bomb Finisher, like there was some really cool
signature shit. You can do and like a lot of the moves like Cody
cutters like a like a missile. It's like a heat seeking missile. Like
it like travels your style. Yeah, like you can get them from behind
neck breaker off the cody cutter and stuff too. Yeah. But yeah,
I mean I even think, like very simply they could do some shit,
like if they just added to create a pay per view, if they gave
me some content, like allow me to make my own context for what's happening
instead of just gonna doing exhibitions. Like if I like especially in the old
hockey games, right, you would make your pay per view and you name
it and all that shit, the titles and all shit already so you can
already have like you know, your lineage of champions. Yeah. Like if
I was gonna do season two in the next big update, I just update
it like to whatever is now on Dynamite or whatever, like whatever Dynamite look
like now, right, I'd spend my time just updating all that shit and
making sure all that's accurate, getting all the belts right and everything, because
like at this point, AWS like five thousand belts and we like a completely
different company. Yeah it is. It is absolutely completely different than the game,
like portrays it as Yeah, and I would update all that shit and
just add like even something simple. I know, like they have a lot
more to add, but something simple where the exhibitions have context or allows you
to use your imagination because on the old hockey games, you can create pay
per views and then you could in your head come up with like like I
was doing that with as Parade for a while on uh on Virtual Yeah,
Like I was like, yeah, I was just coming up with like,
oh, yeah, Terry Funks fighting for his fucking career in ask Free x
Parade three Terry Terry Fudg's title. So you're right, dude, it's so
like you're a creative paper. Like it doesn't even have to a lot of
people say GM mode in Universe mode, which is just like but the like
the O G universe my stuff. Like I was just playing W twelve Universe
Mode and it's like super bare bones. It's just a it's legit. Just
create a pay per view with some more pictures and like a couple of options
to scenes and like I can make a tag team and like a show and
change some titles. But like, yeah, it is, it's not fucking
crazy stuff like I feel like it a created a pay per view thing is
super simple. Yeah, and and they would give you the attendance of the
show afterwards. Sorry, I just got fucking unbelievely just you're sending me pictures
of your favorite powers that I yeah, the problem. I don't know that
would last one that's ninjor under the mask. That's crazy. Yeah, a
lot of people haven't seen that this whole time, this whole time. Yeah,
man, I mean you're saying, but like, uh, there's there's
nothing more I want added to Road to Elite. I don't want to play
that mode anymore. Or again, no I don't want to play Yeah,
I uh yeah, I mean they have to like add some more randomness to
it because a lot of it is based I didn't know this, but a
lot of it. A lot of the choices are based off like this hidden
that. No, it's like it's like he has like a hidden stat the
characters have, like what is their personality. It's like certain personalities face this
character a certain personality. There's there's only like a couple don't know the exact
number. You can just like literally figure out like what character goes which way.
I think there's a list on Reddit or something that I think I got.
I went through most of the paths. I think I was only missing
like four of them that I like. One of them was like, uh
fuck, I don't remember it was. Maybe it was one where you like
use a creative guy and it's a different kind of ship or something. And
they're all super outdated. They're all super outdated. But I will say and
I hope that this stays forever and they ever change it. The Brodie Lee
one is beautiful. I love playing that one. Yeah. I didn't get
to play it when it came out, so like I just played recently,
yeah, and I was like, wow, this was fucking I mean,
this is a time capsule. This is very cool and the papers and everything
is smacked awesome. Yeah, you told me that. I was surprised by
uh you you did. You played as Dan Housen and one recently right,
yeap, And nothing was like there was no like unique Dan Housen things,
which I was like, I feel like that could be, but I didn't
come across any Okay, sure, because like I feel like that's like a
big part of like here your a new character and you get to pull it
because they want, you know, they want you to replay Road to Elite.
At least that's how they felt like the game was to get all the
mini games. Yeah, of course, which is DUDEU the fucking mini games.
All right, Well it's stupid because like even small things like the mini
games in the Road to Elite, like you win the tn T title,
if you win the mini game, it doesn't make anyference title. Yeah,
and even if you couldn't get the BT right, just make the fucking you
championship. Why. It just feels lazy if you don't. Yeah, and
I get to see pictures of avocado toast and fucking pizza sandwich, picture of
the Liberty Bell. Yeah, I don't want to fucking see his ship.
I don't know who the fuck came up with this. Like you could pull
five thousand people who play this game and no one will say. My favorite
part is I've got to toast picture. What's role playing? James, just
gotta get ship. I want to play the game, Tony, get my
energy pizza and your stats go up. That's what ship. You don't want
to go to Gym, go to the MC Sammu Guvara. There, someone's
lying here. Yeah, I don't know, man, I I uh yeah,
Like I said, just a little like if I if I was doing
season two and like I was like the lead guy, Yeah, I would
say, let's update Dynamite and all this ship to the new Dynamite. Right,
Let's make sure we fucking nail that collision in here. Yeah, put
collision. Make sure that at least you can, at the very fucking least
you can play what's on television. Right. I feel like I'm playing a
current day game in terms of everything. Yeah. Right, it's making sure
it's like TV, making sure there's something for the exhibitions, and then probably
the titles, and then like characters would be next, and then maybe take
the pizza out. Man. Look, I'm not I don't know what to
tell you what the pizza. But as a guy that's played five hundred times
Tony, no pizza, no fucking tofu sandwich, I don't want about the
city you're wrestling in. Bro the Lord the fucking Boston t shirt. I
bought the goddamn Chicago Styles shirt with the hot dog on it. I got
this Guga Style ship. I love yeah, Duval Jacksonville shirt. Man,
all those all those characters. I'm putting the Duval Jacksonville shirt on, like
I don't know, man, figure it out. Yeah, but I still
enjoy the game. And I was playing the other day. Well, I'm
hoping if there is an update, I would love to play it online again
and and do some bullshit. Absolute thicky Sharks asked Tony, how's your lips?
And did you pray today? Did today? Yes? I do?
That's good. Good because if you did it, that's not everything. And
last questionnaire, Yoshi takts To kicked me in the ball sag ask what is
the best Halloween costume you guys have ever done? Have we talked about this
before? I don't remember. Let me guess Johnny's you know mine? Yeah?
Let me, yeah, let me. I can tell you what it
is. You know it's a good face with the blood. But I don't
remember your that's not your best, that's not your best? What's my best
one? Bill Goldberg? Kindergarten, Bill Goldberg, Yeah, where did you
get that outfit? Again? I fucking have no idea. You created the
plan. Somebody's gonna be power playing with bumping out after Goldberg outfits. I
don't remember, your guys, is what what did you guys? I was
ghost Face. You were ghost face as well? Yeah, I was no
blood, no blood. Yeah, I come from an Elchian household. Imagine
like me, you were Goldberg or Goldberg you were Imagine like me, you
were Goldberg. Yes, that's right. My mom saw Goldberg on the game
and said, that's what you want to do, right. I imagine you
were ghost Face for like four years. I was face every year. You
never changed it, like it was just the easiest go to outfit, like
he's got to outfit, dude, Now that I think about it, I
forgo. This was unlocked. I think I was the fucking Ranger one year.
Yeah, I'm sure I was one of the Raiders at some point.
It was cool, man, I just had the morph for I was like,
I'm a Ranger. I'm just unmorphed. Get the candy, Give me
the candy. I'll come back his ghost face. You know what you doing
that? Ship? What year of that probably was like? Yeah, I
was young at we were allowed. Your parents were allowed to beat your ass.
They didn't have to know who you were ship down right. I even
did the morphrom flipping everything like come on, man, I mean, by
the way, James the Reddit reminded me that it is soon kiss your homies,
not Oh my god, you're right, it's coming up, man,
everyone getting ready for that ship. Get your fin up, you know what
I mean. We were about to get crazy on this bitch getting it up.
I found it. I'm gonna get it for my kids. Dude,
this is it. This is the outfit I had. I got it.
I found the Goldberg A sorry, yeah, I forgot. This is the
audio podcast. Yeah, that's fucking Goldberg outfit. Goldberg on the left not
mouth opened, and the one on the right is mouth open. That's crazy
because you're next. That's what I think the most uninterest of the picture of
Goldberg ever over there? Why does that same? Why is this only for
children six to eight? I don't know, it's just the size. I
think that was my range. Yeah, well, thankfully I am still a
child's six to eight size. So everything's okay. Now they got medium eight
to ten and large twelve to fourteen. You're in there. We can just
all wear this. We should all wear this for following. Yeah, this
is so dullowing for all this Goldberg mass. I was going to be backwards
at Hoodie John Kramer this year. Oh yeah, I was gonna be an
un more power Ranger twenty five years running. What were you? What you
know, Jason Voorhees. I want a costume contest for I was in elementary
school. Surprisingly, like surprisingly, like nobody was Jason Voorhees. Like you
think that that was like a popular costume, but it wasn't one. Then
I had like blood and ship too was crazy. It's awesome. Jason was
fifty four. It was not nineties Early Night Cleveland. Yeah, so that
was my best costume. I want to costume contest with it. School or
like you just went to one? No? Yeah, like at school they
one I lost the best. They didn't know who Goldberg was. I did
not participate in that ship. They said, are you Steve Austin And he
said, I have a choice. Jangs kindergarten. They just made me want
to get you. He contest. That's crazy. I don't really remember any
other ones. I mean, like I was a scarecrow at one point.
I don't know fucking My mom made all the Halloween costumes. My brother was
the Joker baby one year, I was a pump. I forgot about that.
My mom making you uh a pumpkin and ship like when I was like
super super young, like super baby. Yeah, like when I was like
twenty four, so like yesterday, you're still a super I thought I just
wanted to slip forever. I guts you Halloween face this time. Okay,
okay, tell me the story though. You're a super google guy. Yeah,
yeah, I was super googy got got baby and like my mom like
you like handmade this. Yeah, handmade the sweet little pumpkin op and for
me, I was like cute man was I was a I was a pumpkinhead
guy one time with Pitch. We're lucky I'm not both. Yeah, the
mask on. I'm also unmorphed the mask time. Well, there you go.
That is it for you, and a thank you for as for this,
But the show's not over. Surprisingly, we got to talk about SmackDown.
We got started. Yeah for SmackDown boys. All right, it's time
to get into WWF SmackDown. October fourteenth, nineteen ninety nine. Oh yes,
Usually this is the part where I read some stuff from the observer,
but we've done the entire month of October observer wise, so we got nothing
there. So sorry about that. But you know that just gives us more
time to talk about this lovely episode of SmackDown ninety nine. Big Year,
October, Big Month, Triple h Big World Champion, Snake, Big Snake
by Big Snake, bitten Man, a big got bit by a snake,
big face baby. All right, now it's going to get into the code.
Open here to kick the show. Vince and Stephanie are looking over some
papers. M see. I had a sudden thought when they went into the
scene that it was going to be the scene from the gift that I always
send you guys now in walks, mad guys. A little kiss there,
just kissing on the coag. I'll be back, you know what, James,
because of what mcfuley does come in and say, here, I actually
wish that was happening instead. You're right because mc foley knocks on the door
and comes in and says, I'm writing a book. Did you guys know
about this book I'm writing? I got a book going on October twenty.
If they're all over at Vince, I said, dude, this is the
beginning of the end. Yeah, I hate era about the book. Mick
is in the rock and sock jacket, which is always very cool and thinks
of that, I do, because I really enjoyed this, like the Rock
and Sock stuffy fine. Mick tells Vince that it's time to repay the favor.
Hmm what and Vince doesn't know what he's talking about. Repay the favor?
He says, yeah, you know, repay the favorite favor I did
last week and I don't remember you doing me a favor. And folieses,
come on, you remember when I was talking to you and he told me
to leave you the hell alone and I did. I don't remember that.
Yeah, that's good, I remember that. It's probably every day of So
Mick says that he wants Rock and Sock back for one night only because the
Rock brings in the young demographic and Mick Foley brings in the lady. Ah.
What a better place to have the one night only of Rock and Sock
than longtime Hall of Fame crowd of Birmingham, Alabama, baby motherfucker. So
Vince says, yeah, that's fine, but I doubt the Rock really wants
to do that ship. I mean, he's kind of killing over there,
you know. I don't know if he wants to come back and do this.
Mix said, do you hear the pop we got last week. Uh,
so Mix says, hey, well watch I'll go get them right now
and tell them. Uh. And then Mick runs over to the table and
steals a snack off the table, runs away and says, I have worked,
steals a candy bars on. Well, and then of course we get
everybody on the ground. That's not right, everybody on the ground. Listen,
man is selling crack. That's right. It was definitely a lyric like
that at one point that I read on a forum. I'm sure the right
lyrics, that's true. Yeah, what was it the one that was on
the forms It was something is selling crack smooth and crack smoking smoking crack.
But I reached myself listening to this that it was visitman is selling crack because
it sounds like that too. That's probably historically accurate as well. That's a
yeah. That's the mark of a good song right there, when you tell
the truth. So they do they do the pyro into the zoom when the
SmackDown oval streen. Uh, this ship is so cool. Every time,
I guess you fired up and Birmingham is packed out here, it might be
sold I think it is sold out. Here and they're on the fires Birmingham,
Alabama and a town for the WWF. It's time for the New Age
Outlaws town hall. You didn't know who am, dude whatever? On the
mic? I agree, I agree, this is this whole thing, but
the New Age Outlaws coming over the town hall. Whenever we're watching this era,
there is a fucking fifty to fifty chance that the Outlaws are going to
be the Tag champions, And would you believe it? They are the Tag
JB is right, but this this entrance is unbelievably over. It is disgustingly
over. They know every single word before he even says it, and he
talks for like four straight minutes. Dude, dude, I said know the
whole thing too when I was a kid. I probably still do. Like
it's fucking crazy. Yeah, they do the whole stick, except for the
part where Billy Gunn says, and if you ain't down with that, because
they have some business to attend to here tonight. So they are set to
face the Holly Cousins at No Mercy. Yes, and Billy Gunn says,
well, tonight, we might as well do an open challenge hmm. But
then Triple h comes out. Yeah, he's very sad. He comes out.
He's wearing shirt jeans. Snake face. Is that what a poisonous rattlesnake
does to your face? According to nineteen ninety nine WBF, that is,
he has a big it's like just fucking wound on his face. He looks
like a bitch fucking bit him in the eye around the eye. It bit
him multiple times down on the side of his face. Yeah, he's got
he's coding. He's like rubbing shit off his lips the whole promo. Yeah,
this is definitely how they thought Caine looked most of the time, but
instead he just was a regular bald guy. Yeah, dude. Even so,
Triple h comes out here and the camera is on him coming down the
ramp, but you can hear on the camera, like on the camera,
Bro Dog talking in the ring, and he says his face is really fucked
up. Triple Ah goes to the ring, grabs the mic, and very
somberly says, I promise I won't interrupt you guys ever again, because this
is probably the last time I'll see you guys. All the guys don't worry
about that, because it's probably the last time you'll see this asshole again.
They don't give him. They wanted to see him die. Says, this
is the last time you'll ever see me. I'm finished. That's sucking here,
right, Jesus not exaggerating. That's exactly that they were Triple It's like
that. The crowds like, yeah, fuck you crowd. Crowd here says,
yeah, I appreciate your support for me giving you a life, you
bitch. Dude A plus acting for Triple Ah, she's getting the Hollywood after
that. Dude, he's about to be driving as in a movie. What
was he? He was conan, right, Yeah, that's right Amazon,
what was yeah? Yeah, bil my potatoes salad. He always wanted to
be killing dude. On commentary, Colon Lawler, I guess so okay,
So the snake bite happens on Raw at the end of Raw. Yeah,
like it's shown on the show, but like no one but the viewer saw
it, because Colon Lawler are both like, what the fuck happened to this
guy? He's like disgusting. He looked like a freak, So they don't
know what happened. I don't save like this show Airic, This like Monday
is Raw. This is Thursday, So like you're telling me that nobody told
col Or Lawler that Triple had got bitten by our fucking big ass five foot
rattlesnake in a week. He didn't see him backstage either, nobody. Yeah,
yeah, I can't imagine anyone likes this guy. I would be around.
Yeah, So says he wants Vince to come out because he wants just
wants him to see what has happened to his fucking face, face to look
at me, look at me. And Vince comes out and Vince just looks
at him like this just looks sad. And that's crazy, dude, Vince.
I don't think Vince is like one word. He's like so quiet,
And it's weird that even when they call him Vince and not call him mister
McMahon, they call him as a face. He's Vince as a heel.
It's weird. It's weird for them to call him Vince though. It just
seems so oft. I love Vince comes out to his music obviously, and
then I we talked about it last time. I think we watched make Them,
but the smikedown name plate coming in and going I love that so loud.
Yeah, me too. I love it too. Yeah, but Vince
gets the ring and Trullier says, oh, you let this happen. You
let this business go to the point where people are freaking rattlesnakes, snakes.
You do a building and Cole says, oh, well, listen, didn't
get shop. She said, look at me, Come on, look at
my face. This could be anybody. He said, I've given you my
body and now I'll give you my face. And you could care less,
he said, buddy, A rattlesnake of five foot log poisonous, deadly sneak
was brought into the building. Indeed, it's crazy. Put it in a
position where I had to be face to face with a snake and it bit
me in the face. You know, I want you to see that.
Hold on, you got that clip there? You got that clip poodle on
the tron. Has anyone seen this face? Look look at it. I
got no one. I guess I's seen this. No one they were watching
up here. I like the idea that this didn't happen on raw, but
they just said it did. They like forgot to film it, so they
just filmed it out towards said guy, oh, you must have missed it.
Yeah, if you tuned out, it was like an overrun or something.
You know. What's even crazy if they didn't film it or they just
didn't er it. Yeah at all. Yeah, they're like, oh,
yeah, well here it is. It definitely happened. It's definitely happened.
You just missed it. I do remember back didn't What did you say?
It was ninety nine? Like, yeah, I guess I did miss it.
I'm not going to rajah dot com to find it. I'll just sit
in my h. So they showed the clip on the tron, and I
was talking about this with Tony when we figured to watch this episode. I
don't I swear we talked about this before this happening, but I don't talk
about Yeah. Maybe no, we have talked about it on the pod before,
because I swear because you brought it up before. I don't know what
it was. It was probably talking about something else, but we did talk
about like just been passing. I think we never talked about the episode,
but just like, hey, remember when you got bit by a snake?
I was like no, and then I think we talked about it. So
the scene is stone cold, beaten Triple H's ass at the end of all,
he's thrown him around here and he throws him into a locker room and
Triple Ah's on the floor and he looks and there's like a doorway and then
a snake, just a fucking rattlesnake. But maybe because when I watched it
as a kid, you know, the TV quality wasn't as good, so
I didn't notice. But it is plain as day that there is a gigantic
glass piece of glass right in front of this to block the tube from each
other. And I don't know, is that right? Yeah, yeah,
there's like there's like reflections from the door frame and then like even you could
kind of see like Triple H in the glass at one point that could have
been anything. It's just glass in front of him. I was like,
wow, this is way worse looking than I remember. Yeah, Medel effect
on me. Triple H got bit in the face by a snake for real.
He was about it, man whatever. Yeah, So Triple A says
that, uh, you know, he got fucking bit by this rattlesnake,
and the camera cut for some reason. Joe can get out, dude.
It faced the black it like shows a snake and then it Austin turns off
the lights and then it fades the black and then you never see anything happen.
So Triple says, yeah, man, I quit, I can't do
this ship no more. Look at me. Triple A says, that's where
you draw the line. Is this snake out all the other it's just this.
Yeah, there's a face. He was at the zoo and not like
Jake the snake Roberts existed back in the day, but he had to fuck
with him, man, you know what I mean, a different era boom,
Yeah, exactly, bro, Macha man did this exact same angle.
Quit like a pussy though. Man probably just went back to to beat that
ship out of him for real. Stopped on that fucking snake there his fucking
retribution. I'm gonna shoot in your bench. Trima A says Vince screwed himself
and says he screwed himself. He's not fucking wrestling in the main event on
Sunday. Come on, come on, man, and he says he will
hand over the belt to Steve Austin tonight, but he has to come in
here and he has to look on face to fucking face and see what he
did. See what he did. To me, it looked like a freak.
I'm gonna personally put the bell in his hands because obviously it means more
than life to Steve Austin, so he can have it. He's gonna give
them w titled to Steve Austin via a snake bite, which is crazy.
Is not an insane way to sell a pavier. Yeah, I'm not going
to be champion going to this paper. Yeah, like everyone's thinking there's a
big Bats triple, Ahs and stone Cold. The people say, oh,
there's no championship matchup, turning the show off. Just tuned out right there
like they did like a triple at the start, and said, funk all
this. Yeah, I'm not gonna buy the pay view either. He's not
even gonna be able to all right whatever. Well, they probably weren't worried
about that, Tony, because they regardless stone Cold was going in the pay
per view and people were tuning in. His ass gonna be there either way
as champ or not. The stone Cold was there and I'm tuning in.
So we got backstage, Kane is walking on the hall and x POC is
just getting to the building. He's in w w F Polo he's just showing
up with his bag, and he says, oh, I'm sorry, I'm
sorry man, I gotta get my stuff and he'll be back, and Kane
turns around, looks down on him and says, Sean, I was like,
first, yeah, Tody, I was. I didn't say ship when
he first said I had to go back, And I was like, why
did he say sock socks all the time? Where were all? Time?
Was at noon? You bitch your pigtures Sean. I couldn't do our promo
without promot? Is you ruined the VT of NERM breaking us on next fun
Sean? Is not? He said, stand of wire? Were you talking
about? That was so funny? This show fu didn't show up a fucking
call time. So what are you talking about? Name standa WI read the
board, Sean read email there. Yeah I would go there. Yeah,
shit, you're fired, buddy shot. We go to uh Caine versus the
Acolytes. This is what Kane was just talking about. And yeah, Xbox
has no way to get ready for this in time? Right? Was he
supposed to be here or is it always meant to be an Accolyte's cane handicap?
Because I think it was always meant to be a handicap and he's just
staying out here. Sean, don't fucking come out with me. No,
I don't know man Xbox says, stand all, what what are you talking
about? Like? Because I don't think he knew his books. Yeah,
I'm not on the card brill talking about. Yeah, so acletes get a
jobber entrance here too. By the way, they're just in the ring.
Yeah. Well, I mean you get to hear this ship later with Midian,
so he is the real entrance. That's right. It is the same
song, isn't it different? Tron same song that's based So Kine versus the
Acolytes handicap match for some reason, Lily and Garcia says, I swear to
guy, she said, weighing in at two hundred and seventy six pounds.
Steve I was like, this is not even close to Kaine. You guys
gonna go back until somebody did not say Kine, Yeah, we might have
got a little bit up right. Yeah, I need this in my life.
Did I say, Kate, I take that much? First? First
a job. She's trying. It's not live, she's been trying things,
just trying. Let me know, what here, actually lost all the note
cards. It's not okay to me, Oh my god, where is it
that it's sixteen thirty three? Like and their opponents okay, see, wow,
we're really fucked here. They changed my name Sean. Oh you gotta
do a shop at one p dude, she says it, like Kate to
see that. Yeah, I was listening to that ship. I was like
that like twenty times. I was like, I gotta see shine shop s
all right, I'm fuck repack be ste thats fuck, I can't be green
now. Yeah, she's said Steve, and like she was really going through
it all night. Man. She was struggling the Terry Invitational Turner really had
her turn around to so uh yeah. The Acolytes jumped Steve to start the
match. Here. This is a no Mercy video game match, by the
way, you're right, this is me getting pissed off, like fucking Crazy's
mercy not based off this era like right here it is, yeah, yeah,
but aren't no mercy? They wearing jeans and shirt though a p a
oh they are the Accolades. Doesn't oh yeah, no mercy comes in one.
I'm wrong. They use this logo no Mercy right right, Oh yeah,
you're right, you're right, But yeah, this is ruined me all
bout the accolades. He text, this is my car, he's king,
but his name is Steve. You couldn't have the name that w joining the
grub Steve. So Bradshaw goes over to the top for Ruke, holds Kane.
Kane breaks free, catches Bradshaw into a power slam. Uhruke uses the
stairs, literally uses the stairs. The ref doesn't seem to mind too much
here twice he used he He fucking hits Kane with them and then Bradshaw irish
whips him in front of the ref into the Q. It's I think it's
it's it's Tornado handicap matchers. Well it was d Q against Kane, not
against Steve, so experience Well one, it was a tag match. There
was d q's when x Buck showed up like Sean Kane was no clothesline to
come back in this one. Chuck slam on Bradshaw big bootle Faruk. Bradshaw
then hits the fucking closed life from hell caatee. It was awesome, Like
Caine misses a splash. No, he gets big booted by Farruk in the
corner fucking sells out to the middle of Bradshaw is fucking bat at the hell,
hitting the ropes and takes his head off. Acolydes In hit a bellied
back neck breaker combo. Here Bradshaw that it's a fucking du mean power bomb
on Cane Man. He's making Caine pay for Xbox being lady fucking stuffs him
with this goddamn power bomb. Yeah, he was way nice of the second
time around. He was probably like shit that first one got because they were
super nice to each other in the beginning, like when they were first brawling
his ship and then that power bomb hit, and then the second one he
was like, just witch down nice. I apologize about that one. Yeah,
he kicked out of two on the first one. Then they hit him
on another one double stack and fuck them pin and then they get the win
over Steve. Uh. Then XPOC runs down with a chair after the match
in fucking brains, Bradshaw big styles. They're stomping Steve out. I've just
match barely. They're like they know when they get back sades their ass.
Fucking du Like, if there's one person on this show that's're gonna take ship
for the Acolyes is fucking seven foot tall, five hundred pounds of muscles and
uh xbox runs out with the chairs. You said did not get ready,
by the way, he told Kane he was gonna get ready. He did
not get ready. He's stolen polo and jeans and he comes out and hits
Breadshawl as hard as he can in the head with his chair. You are
lost, cause fuck, you're bringing my career down. Don't show up at
No Mercy. I'll kill you. You're not riding with me. You can
ride with al my car. Don't run on fringe. So I go backstage.
Mick is looking for the rock. You backstage, Mick is looking for
the rock and Stephen Richards pops out and he's dressed up as Have Mercy.
Yeah, man, so like you weren't here. You you were here.
We talked about it. But Stephen Richards was also dressed up as like the
mystery woman on that episode we watched on Recipe. Oh yeah, well the
last time we watched the Stevie fucking dressed up with China. Yeah, that's
what I'm saying. Like we talked about it, where like as long as
Stevie Richards agreed to dress up his different ship. They's like, you have
a job here, man, Yeah, you'll be We need somebody to do
this. Oh right, Stevie's here. So STEVEE. Richard wants to face
Valvenus because of what he did to mc foley, which was used mister Rocco
on mc foley. He not come on, James, he was stuffing mister
Rocco down his fucking trunks and making a fucking you know, Marinane on his
cog and a ball. Dude. We get to talk about this fucking do
later, and it is. It's unbelievable. It's egregious. Yeah, for
many reasons. So Mick says that, well, first off, dude is
a lover, not a fighter, and Valvenus would kill you dude, which
no one's ever said that to somebody before. Yeah, don't ever said that
again, Mick, go right your book. So why do we do something
like that? Stupid like that? And Stevie says, Cuz, Mick,
you're my best friend. Mick says, listen, you could be my friend,
but not my best friend because I have one of those already and I'm
looking for it right now. Rockay rock. He goes and leaves again,
so you gonna pretaate. Michael Hayes is with Test and he wants to know
about steph and the bulldog and her amnesia. Just before that, by the
way, I get real quick they because they keep showing camera shots of the
door backstage that Stone Cold is meant to be coming through. Sure, but
this one specifically they show the shot. I guess they smarten him up later
to not film the security booth because there's two people in the security booth and
there's one very old lady who is not happy about being on camera, just
staring at this guy creeping into its security. Very funny. Yeah, Michael
Hayes interviewing Tests and he says, uh, you know, I know this
is extremely difficult Test, but I have to ask you, how are you
able to deal with the situation with Stephanie and the bulldog and Test its bulldog.
Michael, I can't even freaking hear Natanne into that one freaking But Stephanie
doesn't want to be the cause of any violence, and you know what can
I do? I just gotta put her first, no matter what you're losing
forever. You gotta go right, Steve, we go backstage, Mick finally
finds The Rock, who is talking on his cell phone and facing the corner
like the Blair Witch Project. I don't know what's going on here, dude,
you missed an important fight here, bro whatever miss Chris Jercho is fighting
with Curtis hughsed, Oh, you're right, he showed up for like a
second. Yeah yeah, yeah. Jericho's fighting with Curtis, who's backstage.
The ref's come in and break it up, and Jerco says, I'll teach
you respect. Should have never had you ride my coattails. Listen, man,
this is a whole different history of wrestling. If Chris Jericho just keeps
Curtis Hughes employed here, there's like one hundred wrestlers that don't exist that the
game, right, Yeah, so we go back. Mick finds the Rock,
uh, and he tells Rock that Vince wants them to team won the
last time and it is an order from Vince to the team or tonight.
It's a crazy He's like in a very empty room. His phone is plugged
into the wall, like, what's going on here? Nineteen night? Now,
you gotta find some way to talk to somebody. He's probably fucking blacked
out in that building. I'm gonna get this signal in there. Well,
Rock says, let me get this right. Vince ordered the Rock to team
up with you last time. Is that right? Flai says, yeah,
he thinks he's doing us a favorite. He's giving us one last chance to
say goodbye the fans before you embark on a singles career. Nineteen ninety nine,
Rock by the Yeah, and Rock says, what are you stupid or
something? The Rock is uh not as nice as James is here? Yeah,
dumb ye. The only way to understain the thought is and fully goes
to say something. Rock says, shut your mouth, Jo Broni number one.
It's Thursday night, It's the Rock Show. And secondly more important,
if the Rock teams up with you night, it has to be the absolute
last time. No more Rock in sock, no more Roco, no more
still on the Rocks. Guy pages you wanted to be like the Rock?
No more of that said last night. That's it, And Polly says,
oh, you know, don't you want to know who we're teaming up against
him? Rock comes back in the frame and it says, yeah, sure,
who says we got to match against and Rocks. It doesn't matter who
we got to match against. The Rock will lay the smack it down on
Canby as Jabroni's bag. Here. The night's the last night you smell with
the rock is cooking? Idiot, completely unnecessary, an idiot or something.
So SmackDown is brought to you by a road Rash sixty four, one hundred
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Lego Mindstorms Storms. We had an entire class in high school dedicated to that
Mindestorm ship. By the way, what really? Yeah, so we had
to what we had to do was program robots that we build the robots and
then we had to program them because that's the gamers like robots you control,
right, that was the gimmick. Yeah, that's right. So you have
to like build little code for it and like so we'd write out code and
write programs to make it do shit and stuff like that. No, wow,
wow, Yeah, it was pretty cool class. I spent that entire
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I ain't trying to see that ship for a GP? Man, Dude.
They still have the Lego Mindstorms Yeah, I bet they do, man,
I mean because like it's a pretty timeless thing to do. Yeah, here's
the robot inventor code in control with visual and text based coding. Wow,
dude, that's crazy. Now you just use your phone and program you can
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I could get a robot that can suck my suck my cop copy this line
and then you. So we have Chris Jericho versus Curtis Hughes up next.
Oh yes, Chris Jericho with a girl tron. It's a wrap based Jericho
Rush's shoes on the ramp here. Yeah. On raw, Curtis Hughes cost
Jericho a match against the Rock, and then on heat, Jericho deserted Curtis
Hughes in a tag match. So there's a fucking a lot of trauma here
between these two. Howard Finkel then comes down to the ramp wearing a Y
two J's shirt the all F style. I was more confused of Curtis Hughes
coming. How he came down the ramp with a pants full of doo doo,
and then Jericho starts kicking his as well. Dude, he's got jumped
backstage. I guess his legs up. His theme also sounded like an ecw
WW network dub theme. That's exactly what it sounded like to me. So
Fink puts a chair on the apron here and distracts the ref. Jericho then
hits Hughes with a fucking headshot and wins the match. Crazy chair shot,
dude, that's awesome. Annihilates him with a chair, doesn't like try to
just like get rid of the chair or anything. It just laying at his
feet and the referee comes over one, two three. Lawler literally starts laughing
on commentary he does did the rep not see the chair? He says,
no, he gots not, No he did. I don't think he does
his chair right there for some reason. Fink then gets back into the ring
right beside Curtis Hughes and starts clapping after he just put his share there for
Jared into the head with it, and you would think that would mean Curtis
Hughes would kick his ass, right, No, it doesn't happen like that.
It's this is like I actually don't know what they were thinking with this.
I don't know if this comes back around and Curtis Hughes actually does fuck
over Jericho some more. But Jericho pretty much cuts a promo here shitting on
Curtis Hughes cause him maybe hughesy dude, he's fucking he said, he said,
I embarrassed. You said you're a fucking loser, and listen, but
I'm gonna give you a farewell gift because you're a bona fide loser in the
game of life. I'm gonna give you a bonafide loser as a consolation prize
that's almost worth as much as a stack of encyclopedias. Okay, I'm gonna
give you Harold Finkel. And you would think being insulted losing to a fucking
cher shot the head, then being insulted, Curtis Hughes would just fucking kick
Howard Finkel's ass here, But no, Curtis Hughes grabs fink. He's very
happy. Yeah, he's he's super happy. He's like, oh great,
that's cool, like I think, and Jerco is continuing to talk shit.
He says, yeah, man, if there's ever two idiots will be perfect
for each other, it's you two idiots, And Curtis said, yeah,
that's right, yes, good, Yeah cool. I'm sure you will form
a connection of ever ebony and ivory. Motherfuckers. I hate motherfuckers, And
then critis using fucking think just leave together, like think. Curtis us is
super happy, shouldn't be cracking up. I thought of that immediately. I
think, man, what a good movie that is. That's awesome. Yeah,
I see that ship. I think it's on Netflix. It is on
Netflix. Yeah, that's cool. Man. So we got to a pre
tape. Jr. Is sitting down at the Big Show, who is trying
the first of many times this happens. You're right, Big Show's dad apparently
has been diagnosed with terminal cancer and doesn't have a lot of time left.
Yeah. Man, they just do a full like Big Show's dad's been dead
for a while now. Yeah, his shoot dad is like dead, so
like it's not it's not real, but it's still like a four minute Big
Show crying and like talking about how he's a failure of life and he just
wants to show his dad that he can not be a loser, and it's
it's fucked up. The only thing they could come up with with a seven
foot tall fire and pound giant was to make him cry repeated. That's how
you turn him face. This is how you turn face to make you just
like the choke slam triple Ah to hell. Big Boss Man could have came
out and said, fuck you, Big Show. And he comes out and
grabs him by the neck and then choke slams him. Big Show was obviously
missing some layers here like this, like you know, Peelly get back and
getting someone to to get like you know, emotional is a good way to
turn him face. But maybe not for the seven foot tall, five hundred
pound His name is the Big Show, first name, Big last name Show.
So they go backstage. Terry Taylor is talking to the Big Show or
I'm sorry the Big Boss Man in the parking lot, Big Boss, Big
show Man is my dad show. I watched that after Oh yeah, it's
not that show, Bondsman says, Big Show. Big Show's got personal problems.
I got problems too, Like who booked this? This show is fucking
crazy. Come tell me I got problems of my own. I got problem
who booked this man? To set me up tonight? The best thing I
can do is go out there, kick some ass and win the hardcore title.
Yeah, this is my face right? Here is the face right,
Big Bubba? Come on? So they go to a pre Mark Henry is
in his third sex therapy season. This fucking crazy man, This is fucking
nuts, third fucking sex therapy thinking Mark Henry is talking about. He says,
hey, man, the first therapist I had was so hot hot,
and then the second one, man, you know, walking to the door,
I know she couldn't help me because all I thought about was sex.
Yeah, he's running through the therapists, he said, So I knew I
had to get a male therapist because they you know, they just gonna help
me. Man, all I thought about was that man ole. Therapist here
says Mark, I've studied your case and I think I can help you,
and he reaches over and touches Mark Henry, and Mark Henry looks at and
he says, wait a minute, what would you say? Say that again?
The therapist says, Mark, you know, I think I can help
you, and again gently brushes Mark Henry. Mark Henry sits on. He
says, nah, man, you need bro and the best fucking party here.
Mark Henry stands up and walks away, and the therapist, very concerned
looking at him leaving, says, Chocolate, come on, sexual sexual combat.
Did we talked about how them dropping the name Mark Henry and only called
him sexual Chocolate as his first last name is like the best part of this
gimmick. I think big show mister sexual sexual sexuals Thursday sexual. You're not
on a first day basis of me, buddy, I think he's in is
he? Is it spect on one or two? I think LEGiT's name plate
is like sexual chocolate dropped market is sexual chocolate. It is sexual chocolate.
Mister s he didn't have a name, mister, mister mister chocolate is my
dad. Yeah, Man, sexual, crazy fucking segment here, man sexual
sexual come back sexual, come back sexual Please, this is crazy. They
don't even know what's going on on the commentary, Like they have Big Show
crying and it goes to backstage and they go, oh, they got okay,
it goes to Marcia's third sex. So we got a big boss Man
versus Al Snow with the hardcore title on the line. Yeah, well we
don't know that. When it starts, they tell us our commentary this is
a triple threat. Apparently Big Show is not here yet. I think they
said that in the Boss Man promo that he has he's in a hardcore match
with against two man he has personal issues with, so I think he did
know. But Big Show was late. Yeah, well it's because we had
to fucking wipe all the tears don't let im tucking like fuck me. So
Al Snow pulls a bunch of ship out here. It's a hardcore title match,
by the way, Al Snow pulls a just shit out here. Big
Bossman hits him in the head with a coach of sheet, which active button
a cutscene trigger. It's like QT. You hit Bowns on the head with
something and you activate Big Show. So Big Show comes to the ring throws
the fucking tone up right in front of Big Show, like right front of
boss Man. So Big Chef comes to the ring and to me, he
goes, Yeah. Boss Man throws the punch. Big Show grabs it and
starts kicking his fucking ass head butts him. He's throwing him around the ring
by his vest. Big Show then goes to the outside and choke slams alf
Snow through a table. Crunches that bitch too, and then boss Man jumps
off the apron and hits Big Show in the head with a fucking night stick.
I guess it busts him open, did it? Yeah, So boss
Man rolls him over. It takes a second to get his big ass over,
but then he pins him and it shows him and his head's bleeding.
Oh my god, Well, you know, I got shit. So he's
that hardbock champ. He doesn't grab the title thing? Oh yeah, did
he he's left, he won the title? Yeah, new chair title.
Yeah, it was what the fuck? Okay, I'm gonna just check make
sure here, you know by the Yeah. Here, we're at ninety nine.
There's a lot of fucking title changes here. Boys. We're in October.
Oh no, yeah, big boss Man. Yeah yeah, he just
doesn't grab the title when he leaves. He just leaves without it. Bossman
holds this title until January and he loses the test. What's my gimmick?
You know, I'm not supposed to like the title, of course, this
fucking stupid title. I don't like this ship. Why would you like it?
The so called Steve Austin has arrived at the arena forty one, forty
one minutes into the show. You rive, Yeah, that's exact, Culton.
He's on time, fucking Steve, Steve Williams. Fuck yeah, Steve,
I'm Steve so on a pre tape. Apparently during the break, China
comes to a door, falling to her fucking knees, asking for help,
help, and Dave Hebner and Jim Corderoz are there and they go look for
people to help her. They can't help. We got nothing to help you
with that help you. What you want, man, is to help me.
You can't breathe someboney, get them help. We're gonna lose him.
Triple Ah is dying, and Dave Hener says, oh, what the fuck
we do? So we have valve Venus versus Stevie Richards up next. Val
Venus cuts up from I'm sure one of you heard it. I didn't.
Your brother, of course, got in here for you. You know something
that the big Valboski struts and strolls and gyrates his way to no mercy.
There's only one thing on his mind, and that is absolute victory. Is
too good of an impression. It is that pretty much. He says,
uh that he was the one that pulled the Rocco out from the garbage can,
pulled him up, rolled Rocco up, and put him ever so close
to the promised land. And since that day Rocco has been in places that
the real rock could only dream of, and in mankind at no mercy.
He once you again received the privilege of climbing into the same ring as the
Big Valbowski. You'll realize why I am the single fastest big comment of the
w w F. Shut the fuck up. So Steve Richards comes out with
the dude love song and outfit, breaking news on commentary recorded in post and
added in the e m ts are helping China. China is not the one
injured, but they're helping China. Yeah. So Valvinus is a blue thunderbomb
and a money shot and he wins. Dude, he Stevie had him in
like a sleeper and Valve reversed a sleeper hold into a blue thunderbomb. I
was like, what the fuck is going and then money shots on. Yet
that's not the That's not the thing we're here to talk about. Is it
the Blue thunder ye in backstage? No? No, no, no,
no, there's because this is a serious moment right here, James, because
commentary sells it like this, like what Valvenus does here is a game chainer.
This is like you know when somebody unlocks, like when Orton did the
r KO for the first time, or you know when somebody gets a new
move and it's their big Yes, it's like a career changing moment. That
you have a move that's gonna like ascend you to the top here, I
mean, and he's already a sigul fasctist. Sorry sorry coming. So val
Venus beats Steve Richards and then he reaches down and he pulls out mister Rocco,
which, for those that don't know, is mister Soko with the Rock's
face on. It is very funny. It it's I like that you you
don't like mister bro. You bought the figures, figures it's worth it.
Yet, well that's at a character for you. First of all. Second
of all, miss Roco was good. So he pulls up mister Rocco,
loads it up, and he does not do it how you would think you
would. He does not mandible claw Stevie Richards. No, he does something
even more treacherous. He grabs Stevie Richards cocking balls and he has him in
a groin grip. And Michael Colon commentary is freaking out, like they're they're
not laughing or like making fun of Stevie. They're like, oh my god,
like, oh this could happen to man kind of no mercy. Why
did he say that that could happen? What val Venus is standing over Stevie
Richards, who is now writhing in pain on the floor, squeezing the ship
out of his dicking balls, and says, oh my god, what does
this mean for he's been the champion. They're putting this move over like it's
the angle. It's unbelievable. God, mister this He fucking grabs his cock
and balls twisted dude on linting strength like that ship. He really went in
there on them things and like grab that shit crazy. I would have been
what the fun man? Like? No, that was the thing. I
mean, listen, well, we'll have to check out that Valvenus man.
Condtch can you write that down for watch this, Tony? I know,
James is thank you so much. I like, I'm gonna be sick and
like three weeks I'll save it for you there. And that's fine, it's
no big deal. Didn't we just watch a Valvenus man kind of main event
on raw? You can't get away from it? Man? Was it mankind?
Yeah? Maybe it was? Yeah? Well, you know we're in
the Valvenus hour here, and sure I want to see that. I want
to see the road that took him the wrong way, like there's gotta be
some career moment. That just fucking because he was they pushed him and he
went off the rail adventure so lost, Yeah, he said, this guy.
They quickly found out that he triple h is being taken out on a
gurney and being put into an ambulance. Backstage's convolving you guys do this.
But yeah, right before the Steve Richards cocking balls got grabbed crazy away.
That was a real serious moment. This could happen the man, Yeah,
please think of mancard picture's dad's dying and but Mark Henry's horning and what's happened
to make on that's not marketing, that's sexual mister, Yeah, mister sexual,
chocolate is my father's person chocolate please yeah, trip on a stretcher,
convulsive spreading. The Alco had a different view with this, or come to
dude, what happens to that? That's me the bar when the bargin it
gives me a drink with too much head, he starts spreading it up d
and then yeah, you load him up in the ambulance and they take him
away and they start playing Scott Steiner's theme. So the British Bulldog it was
a very prince bulldog. T Oh god, Thurdy, you gotta do it,
man, come on, you don't get at it? Deleted was what
was that one? Like Tony de lating the British bulldog town Hall is up
next. Bulldog is out here in his best car outfit. Well he's James.
He's in his tank top and very dry jeans, always dry jeans.
Yeah, I don't think somebody fuck you. Bulldog goes out here, he
says, Well, least I'm not being taken out on Jurny thought about you
know what I cut and won't and don't cur about anybody I cut won't dog
cur Locker is a w toile and Triple H is too sick to defend a
toile. Then I will take it from whoever rock and you can slam me
in a pile of dog crap and get away with it. We'll come to
Sunday, No Mersey, I'm gonna knocked out, brought my bull crap out
of you and get one step closer to more toidle. Holy sh it,
dude, this is right after the dog poop into the dog. Yeah wow,
And they had him come out on the stage. You go, who
cares? If I got rock bottom of the dog crap A we care you
remember that? We do? Yeah? You ain't seen that maps, did
you? So we go U pre tape Terry Reynolds is getting pictures taken with
money on her teddies dude, naked as FuG he's out money out yeah man,
this is you see the money. You see the titties. Yeah,
this is to hype up the Terry Invitational tournament. Yeah. So it cuts
to Edge and Christian. They're all watching this backstage on this little treat.
This awesome, what is at work? And then the brood attacked them from
behind the new Brude, Oh my god, how could they? How could
they do this? The w W Boot of the Week brought to you by
Lugs. Jeff Jarrett hits China in the head with a toaster and then throws
her at a dirty clothes tamper and then takes it all the way to the
parking lot and throws off a ramp. Then she just she's covered in blood.
Dude. There's a bunch of blood. This mood of scale. Blood,
dude, it's Pete Williams getting thrown off a laddery amount of blood.
Rbd's backstage of the bat is bugged back two by four nails. They replayed
the toaster shot like three four times. It made laugh every time. What
a fucking crazy thing to hit somebody with me? What is that a dirty
closing? It throws dock, She dies ship, dude. She's here on
the spectem of Triple just like normal. Two different Chinas we talked about.
There's heel China with TRIPLEH, and then there's normal China against Jeff Jay.
Oh so the dumpster, the dumpster, that's face China. Whatever happens with
Jeff Jerry, Yeah, that's way different than whatever happens to h. So
that bloody one somewhere up So Jeff Jarreed town hauls up next Miss Kiddy listen
of Jurassic slap asses. I wish gotty? What the fuck her? She
looks really good? Oh my god, look at her ass. So the
ring is filled out with a bunch of irons and mops and kitchen appliances and
also a guitar, which also, if you're in Jeff Jared's fucking house,
that's where the guitar goes. Jeff Jared starts talking and as he's cutting his
I'm a lawla randomly in the middle of Jared is still talking. Here he
goes, Jared is still talking. This was right after they like zoomed in
on our Yeah. Oh hered, So Jared starts introducing all these items in
the ring as Kitty poses with them. This is uh, this is unbelievably
was not over here. The crowd was fucking This was so Jared's naming appliance.
I mean, you know, how could he get this over here?
Yeah, here's a here's a fucking sink, here's like that. Yeah,
you got a frying pan here. You know what those are about, you
know? And I got an oven here and coffee body will oh yeah,
you know in Sunday, China, you you're gonna get a coffee break,
all right, but it's gonna be your typical fifteen minute one. Oh,
we got some brooms here while using and of course my own personal guitar and
everyone knows the tune Jeff Jarrett plays and China, I'm bringing everything but the
kitchen sink and comes Sunday. That's exactly what I'm gonna bring to prove I'm
the greatest center college champion of all time, but more importantly, that men
are dominant and women are weak species. Anyway, comes Deborah's back. It's
bullies, puppy dude. Michael Cole says that he says it's puppies time.
It's puppies. Deborah missus puppies, that's my mom. So Deborah tells Jared
that there will be a new in No Mercy and it will be a woman.
Damn it just leaves, all right, Michael cool the lowest voice I've
ever heard anyone say this for whoa puppies he does, I would say puppies
this week, David Jared. Then Deborah blows him kiss and leaves, and
Jarrett chases after the good tar. He's just He's just dad. So we
got backstage. Kevin Kelly's with stone coat Steve Austin, and he asks if
he feels bad about Triple H's rattlesnake bite. Very sommaries badly. If I
you know, if I had if it had been anybody else, I might
feel a little bad, But in fact, the hell is that some bitch
put me through. You know, I don't feel sorry one bit. What
surprised me is that that damn rawls snake didn't end up dying. And as
far as that ratsnake goes. How'd I know some bitch's gonna bite Rasnik?
Got to take a big guys dump there, Shune. I just didn't know
what's going on. You know, if he wants me to drive down to
the damn hospital get the damn belt, that's fine, Shun. I'll do
what I'll got to do, and make no mistake. When I roll in
in No Mercy, I'll be the w F champion, and at that event,
I'll become w champion. That's all I got to say about that.
Yeah, I mean strong argument, man, I don't know. Yeah,
how how did he know the raddles nink was gonna bite Triple H? I
mean, why was Triple H laying on the floor next to him in the
bathroom? Yeah? Man, really are we doing a freak? I put
a glass up there in front of the glass shattered the shot put on the
board. If you can call, you would have seen there's around stuck in
the bathroom. Talk about that, Steve w w F. No Mercy is
brought to you by legacy of Caine soul Reaver. Why my name now?
I never played that, rented that one time, but I have no recollection
of it. At all. I remember the picture of the dude with the
eyes. It's probably on the front of a magazine that I was reading at
the grocery store or something. One Game Pro magazine they had the demo disc
guy just you know, Steve, I would not well, yeah, you
remember this dude, you remember this guy here. I did take it with
the intention of bringing it back, whether I would because I forget so.
Yeah, this is the video game No Mercy logo, which is pretty cool.
It is cool. Yeah, and this is a match I probably did
in that game a bunch of times. Edge of Christian against the Hardy's.
Yeah, so they come out, the Brood comes out here and they come
out to the Hardy Boys song, but with the Brood entrance. Yeah,
and on right side Ovaltron. This just feels weird on SmackDown, don't know.
I always associate the Brood entrance with raw I don't know what. Oh
yeah, this is a Terry Runnels Invitational tournament match. You like that,
you like that? So, yeah, whoever wins this tournament, it's one
hundred thousand dollars and Terry Runnalds as a manager. That's fucking awesome. Man
UFC one only was for fifty thousand dollars. You had to get beat up
by a bunch of racists. So we started the match year. Christian gives
Jeff a gut buster and dude literally bounces off his knee. It was really
cool looking. Yeah, that was fucking cool. They had a bunch of
cool like Jeff goes for a monkey flip, Edge lands on his feet,
Edge back body drops Jeff. Jeff lands on his feet, Jeff goes for
wheelbower. Edge just fucking plants them. Yeah, this is like a Nowaday
tag. It's pretty good. Yeah, dude, Christian invents the Three Amigos,
that's the same. Yeah, Matt tries to power bomb Christian off the
apron he runs them out. That was dope. Yeah, that was very
cool. And then Jeff tries to jump off the barricade with the clothesline and
just misses completely. Christian definitely did on purpose, he just backed off.
Then gang Girl throws Christian in the stairs. Because gang Girl, of course,
the leader of the New Brude throws Christian in the stairs. Ref's distracted
by Edge. The Hardy's then hit a double fuck buster on Christian and send
them to l That was awesome. Yeah, this whole finishing stretch is actually
really good. It is dope. I mean, I'm not surprised. I
guess these guys get a little time to fight each other. Yeah, they
probably gonna fight each other next week. Christian has a reverse DDT too hot
tags in here Edge and jeffer in Edge Germany duplex bridge. You don't really
see him do that that often? No, Yeah, you're right. He
hits the edge o matic on Matt and then the spear on Jeff. Uh,
and then Matt throws him into the post for a two count. And
then the finish was a little interesting. I think they went a little too
far backwards. I understand what they were going for, but when you look
at it, it doesn't fucking make any sense as to why anyone would have
been confused here. Yeah, so the Hardies go for a doomsday device,
but it somehow gets turned into a double pin. Yes, so Jeff like
uh, jumps off the top for the doomsday Christian ducks and then Victory rolls
Matt and then Jeff lands on Edge. Uh and they both double pin.
But and so like everyone's confused, like who wins? Well, guys,
the fucking two guys that were legal. Jeff was legal and Edge was legal,
and Jeff pinned Edge. This is very easy to come to come here.
Uh yeah, So Teddy Long says the Brood one and they did.
He's goddamn bright. There's no fun Farren Square and I don't I think it's
the best of five series for the tit. Yeah, so it's two to
two now. Oh and no Mercy is the final, isn't it? Okay?
Well, they played the Brood music this time, so that was nice.
That's yes, Wow, New Age Outlaws or backstages. Billy Gunn is
doing some upside down handstands on the wall. Billy broad Dog is doing what
he does best, talking, Yeah, you're right. Uh. Get a
TV segment, David, where Steph meets with Bulldog at some battalion restaurant I
guess or some ship. This is not just backstage. I don't know where
this is. Att Nobody was in there. Said to this restaurant, sucks
is gonna get shot? This is crazy. Uh, Steph says it.
She has seen the tape and doesn't think Bulldog is to blame for her uh
fall and amnesia. Well, she calls him Davy and he says, it's
not Davy, it's David. It's Steve. Oh no, it's not okay,
David, fuck you. Yeah. So Stephanie says, listen, I
don't know my my dad and my brother and Andrew, Andrew the Tesla,
Martin the Punisher are gonna do. But they're upset, and I don't know,
you know, before anyone else gets hurt. I wanted to see if
I could persuade you to publicly apologize, and he fucking snaps. David snaps
here, it's all apologize, Stephanie. I'm sick of apologizing. There's been
a waste of my twine. And Slaller says, can you believe that?
And Michael Cole says, did the Bulldog just bury himself? Yeah? That
was crazy, Yes he did. Yeah, I probably didn't show up on
dime. They bury himself? What the fuck? So we go to the
Godfather versus Midian. There is something that happens in this match that I It
took me back to an old review that we did and I could not believe
that I saw it again. We'll get there in a minute, but I
just want you to know that it rocked my fucking world. I can't wait
to talk about it. So Godfather's with the hose. Midian is with Viscera.
Godfather's hose, the hoe in the white top, legendary hoe. True
show before I'll tell you that much. Right, that's true. Now tell
me why the fuck Midian and Viscera came out like a literal Nintendo sixty four
video game. Interest They came out and went at a ninety degree angle?
And did they at the same time? Yeah, it's crazy man wrestling in
two thousand, believable. Yeah, and the camera they use it shows them
turning like legit like j R. O tc Ass turn degree angle. Well,
Godfather offers, of course, Midian a hoe. He says, you
got some little sexual tension near the release and listen, you know the deal.
You can either fight me and you know I'm gonna kick your ass,
or you can choose any one of these fine hose for the whole night.
And Viscera delegates with Midian, and Median takes the mic and the crowds chant
and take the hose. Midian says. Midian was kidnapped and taken to the
hell room to die. Why would want to sacrifice to Yeah? What the
this shit? Don't work anymore. Midian says, first of all, dumb
ass, I don't do hose, but you got any farm animals? And
everyone's like, what the fuck he said? Don't look at me like that.
I'm down a freak. They're not alive. God Bather says, man,
what are you some type of sicko? He punches him in the face.
Ship Man, this is like from a different realm. This is the
most fucked up match of all time. Man fired, dude, it was
like this has you know, how the fun us do you write this?
Like this is inspired booking where someone goes Midian should go in there and say
that he likes to fuck farm animals when Godfather offers him a hoe. Uh
yeah, so Viscera on the outside here, Godfather gets sitting the outside,
and Viscera picks up Godfather in the outside. I've never seen anything like this
in my life. Man runs into the post as slow as humanly possible,
and Godfather mouth a gate. The whole time is he's slowly walking over's funny
man. Well right after that, James, this, I'm sure you probably
tried to erase it, but Midian did this same move to Godfather here that
he did to Triple H on the Triple H five fucking Challenge up pump band
flip because I swore when he fucking did it against Triple H it was an
accident and it was like a funk up. This is a Midian moves.
This is a move, man, This is the farm fucker knee drop.
Fucking pump handle flip, knee drop. This is un fucking believable. I
was blown away that he did this, dumb ass. It's one of my
moves. He does this, mo Sika in the back, wrong with you?
This movie looks so fucked up, man, it's crazy. Does it
make it to any games? I actually don't know. No way to fucking
mokeap. I'm sure none of my cars added. I'll tell you that mind
well from now on in the t K tournament. Oh yeah, yeah,
well yeah, it's got to right your characters, Midian. Sorry, sorry,
sorry, sorry sorry sorry? I tell you for Steve. Yeah,
mine was sexual. First name, last name c dot so yeah. Godfather
goes for the hoe train, Viscera distracts him. Godfather gets Midian up for
the pimp drop. It must have been the first time they called it that,
because it was like calls like, oh, it's the pimp drop,
the pimp drop, and he fucking spikes him with that ship because well he's
a sick bastard. He deserves to get dropped on his head for this.
He goes for the pin on Midian, but Viscera tries to break it up,
but the hose hold so he can't get in the ring. That's why.
That's another fucking realist out there, man, god damn plus the hose.
That's called standing on business that you know, you guys stick up for
your man. That's awesome, man. I respect that a ton. And
uh, well it doesn't work out for Godfather after that though. Maybe they
should have just let him, but he won, you know. Yeah,
but then he gets fucking leg drop belly to belly supplish. Yeah, I
mean that just kind of fucked up that Medio and Viscera would leave the man
lying and of his eyes. Yeah. Man, it's like a crime scene.
Dude, those are just looking on his Godfather's just laying there. Why
don't they come, Dave? It does something to do a pimp. Man.
You get lay out like that, you lose respect. Yeah, you
can lay respect for anything for those Yeah, it was fucked up. Man.
So the Rock is walking and talking back stays baby, Yeah, of
course, and apparently Triph is on the way back to the arena. That
is fucking insane. He was just dying on the gurney. Well, nineteen
ninety nine. Doctors discharge you no matter what. They just want to get
the fuck out of here. And they were smoking while they give you their
fucking diagnosed. We have the one hundred collect Smack of the Night. Would
you would think would be a smack it's not. It's promo from earlier.
He talks see maybe smack talk of the night. Maybe that's what they were
going for, which it also wasn't that. Yeah, they could just call
the one hundred bye to the night or something. Yeah, well, fuck
you, corn nut sandwich by the night. You got the uh. The
main event of the evening, which is the New Age Outlaws versus the Rocking
Sock Connection for the WWS tag team titles. Yeah, man, this is
the last Rock and Sock match ever ever, maybe maybe not due so Mankind
comes out and does a little promo about this being the last match ever and
ends it with a little phrase for everybody to take it home with you.
Pride never died. He was right, Hey, hey, my my rockt
sock will never die, which I'm it doesn't that never like catches on?
What the fuck is that? Probably never die? You piece of ship all
our big Pride guy Paan Christ too. So they started this one off,
all four getting the ring and start slugging. The crowd is going nuts for
this ship, dude. Have have you seen how they break this up?
Ever happened like this before? Where what were they? So? So it's
it's all for them in the ring, fucking fighting, and then so Earl
having lose control another yeah, another ref comes out, breaks it up and
then just resets. I've never seen a match just reset like that? How
you say that too? There's two resh yeah, which I actually thought it
was kind of cool. I was like, oh, that's fucking kind of
an interesting title match. You know, having another ref out there probably makes
sense, especially because it's the main event and someone's gonna get bumped and the
match. Yeah, you're well, and that does happen, but the ref
is not out there. He has to come back out again. So Mankind
goes through the shake, rattle and roll it does his own little dance,
but Road Dog just fucking low blows them kick some of the balls. That's
fine because it's championship batch and must be a winner. I see. So
road Dog gets made earl of course, yeah, of course you would let
the rules slide either. Reply. I tried to ask about on Twitter,
and what do you do Tony? Tell the people? Yeah, what did
you say to you? He said? I am the great One? Or
something like that, Tony, I am the great One. Let me see
if I can find it a Tony Pizza guy. I'm gonna retweet right now.
The great One will always have a job. You wish you could be
me? Not a chance? Keep watching the great One. So I do
not wish I could be. Just to clarify, I do not want to
be. Really, dude, he was getting blowjas on the back burner.
Yeah for real, Your mama asked, really, check it out on our
YouTube. By the way, we have a video going over tweets. That's
an old video, but you should check it out on the line. Oh
my god, that is a video we did in Yeah. Yeah, yeah.
So road Dog gets Mankind in the pump handle slam doggie style and starts
sucking his ass and he's got to ask jiggling whoa whoa, whoa Nelly?
You got that? Like that pretty much how I wrote it too. Yeah,
road Dog loads up Mankind and fucks his ass doggy style, and Rock
breaks it up so he doesn't hit with a pump pandle. But all common
kit terry can talk about is, oh, look at Maykin's underwear. He
got stringed underwear. He wasn't underwear he was. I was like, he's
gonna do something where he becomes the rep. He cuts the piin No road
Dog funk through his underwear. Joggy styn h Billy gunn hits a straight up
pile driver on mankind fucking numerus he leaping pile driver did. Yeah, I
don't know why. It reminded me for like a quick second of like how
good Chris heroes pile drivers were, like the snap John Yeah, especially on
his Twilight run, like he was really throwing him in there that Yeah,
dude, those were fucking and then everyone else started doing it not as good.
No, dude, There's something about the way he does He makes it
look like their head's fucking on the mat. Yeah he kills them. Yeah,
Yeah, that's awesome. So the Rock gets the hot tag, starts
punching everybody, hits the rock bottom on Billy gun and then road Dog breaks
it up and chases Rock outside. Yes, Mankind hits the double Underhook DDT,
but Billy gun kicks out at two dude two point nine to nine.
I was like, Wow, that's it, but the crowd bit I bit
but thankfully really put him away. He uses it on road Dog, who
ran back in. Billy Gunn then pushes them into the ref and the ref
gets bumped. No, Billy Gunn HiT's the famous sir no, But the
Holly Cousins are weird? What the Yeah? Crash? Holly runs in and
hits Billy Gunn with a baseball bat or he tries to, but he misses
and hits Mankind. The fuck they bump crash. Then Bob Holly gets in
and hits Billy gun in the head with the tag title. Mankind is now
somehow covering Billy gun Tod Bob ally pull him onto him. Something happened there,
Yeah, I don't know him. Well. Rockets Soccer win the fucking
tag titles. Rock is not happy about that. He's so pissed. Rock
is on the outside like pacing because he's so angry that he has the fucking
stay a tag team with Mankind now because of the tag champions. He's rockets
in the ring holding the tag title and is arguing with Mankind about Mankind winning
the match. Fun main event and tremendous angle too. So we got backstage.
Triple H has somehow made it back to the arena after being on a
gurney at the hospital in the ambulance, ed he's back. You're telling me
that a doctor, because China is helping, like practically carrying him through the
arena. A doctor looked at him and said, get your fucking look at
you, at your face, ugly freak. We don't take freaks in here.
What are we fucking a fucking petting zuke. Get the fuck out of
here, bro. So China is carrying him into the locker room and stonecas
Steve Austin is in there, Yeah, which he's He's just been sitting there
all night. No Austin promo out in front of the fans or anything.
I thought they were gonna like, why didn't they do this in front of
the crowd. I don't know, this is actually I actually don't know.
There must have been a reason, like uh, Triple H, or like
maybe Steve Austin didn't want to go out there. Maybe there because like the
crowd sees that Austin arrived, they saw him, got interviewed. They don't
get to see him in person on the Toronto Yeah, that is right.
You're right, he didn't come out there at all. That sucks match.
Maybe this is the last Birmingham Packa show ever. The Triple H tells Steve
Austin, look at me, look at me, get a good look.
This doesn't mean my life. It doesn't mean my life. You've won,
and Austin said, I want to win it that way. Tie says,
you're gonna get it away. Here's the championship. Take it. He wants
to give up the title, but you know Stone Cold doesn't want it.
He doesn't want to look at this freak either. Yeah, I mean,
just for a fucked up and China is fucking telling Austin, you just take
a look at it. Just look help, you're happy you look at it,
look at my man's face. And then fucking hits him with the title
and a saw the shot out on him, fucking annihilates him with the title
and then in the locker room. It's just empty locker room. It's just
China. Triplet's stomping house stone cold. And then Trimplets rips off the snake
juice from his face and throws it at Austin diggers that easy, that's his
ripping off the suit. It's ripping off snake juice from his fucking face.
He throws Austin into a door, stomps him out. He said, your
stupid son of a bitch. This tell him it's more to you. It's
more to me than I mean, ever mean to you. He spits on
Austin and they leave and that's it. That's it, no mercy time.
I can't, for the life of me, figure out why they didn't do
this in front of the crowd. There's got to be a reason. Yeah,
yeah, there's definitely probably a reason, Sonny. If anyone knows,
let us know. Maybe you think this is maybe they like this wasn't actually
taped to your Yeah, maybe Austin wasn't even at the arena. It's just
like pre tipped or maybe like they're gonna do another snake thing and then the
snake didn't corroborate snakes. Snakes be crazy and then leave Snake Lake. It's
all his ship. That's unbelievable. Or maybe what you said, Tony,
maybe they filmed it all on raw. Wasn't even there. It's not like,
you know, it's not like the crowd's gonna know what the backstage area
looks like. It's no different. Yeah, yeah, you're yeah. So
that was that was that was that? What a fucking interesting go home show.
You find out at the very last minute, like people could have tuned
out by then, that Triple H is actually fine and that he is wrestling
at No Mercy for the title. That's the power they held, dude,
is that it didn't matter, right, the power they held here that like
they knew they would keep that audience because they wanted to know if Triple Ah
was going to be at No Mercy. Well, No Mercy ninety nine did
a poor by rate with three hundred and twenty seven thousand buys, which is
the lowest of the any pay per view that year. So it didn't work.
Did not work. So I've run to the snake face this episode,
like James said earlier, this fuck you mad, But yeah, there you
go. That was wo smacked down for October fourteenth ninety nine where Triple H's
got his face bit by a snake or not brother, And that is it
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