Pablo’s Rhino: A Script So Insane, It Might Be Evidence - Trailer

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Pablo’s Rhino

Welcome to the table read that makes international crime, midlife crises, and questionable decision-making look like an art form. A washed-up accountant, a cartel queen, two bumbling DEA agents, and—because why not—Pablo Escobar’s pet rhino collide in a story so absurd, so wildly unpredictable, that even the characters can’t believe they’re in it.

Performed by an all-star cast who bring every unhinged line to life with reckless abandon:

🎙 Tim Friedlander as the Narrator
🎙 Jim O’Heir as Charlie, a brilliant writer turned reluctant action hero
🎙 Darin Toonder as Marcus, a trust-fund playboy with a taste for trouble
🎙 Jeff Bergman as Sam, a closeted man finally stepping into the spotlight (and possibly a fight cage)
🎙 Wayne Lopez as Pablo Escobar, a crime lord-turned-domesticated pastry chef
🎙 Andrea Savo as Lucia, a fierce detective with a soft spot for fools
🎙 Dustin Green & Holden Myers as DEA agents Knowles & Martinez, trying (and failing) to expose the truth
🎙 Keylor Leigh as Audrey, Charlie’s no-nonsense ex-wife who knows exactly how to keep him in line
🎙 Lynette Coll as Maria Chung Escobar, the real power behind the throne

Written by Craig Goodwill & Sam Ruano, Pablo’s Rhino is an over-the-top, fast-talking, bullet-dodging, tequila-soaked thrill ride that should probably come with a warning label.

Fast, smart, and just deranged enough to keep you coming back for more. Hit play before someone puts out a bounty on you too.



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2025-02-04 2 min Transcript
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Pablo's rhino trailer upbeat Latin guitar plays, setting a lively
Colombian scene. The sound fades is cartel guy's ragus laughter
cuts in.
Three clus gremos on a guy's trip to Columbia beaches, babes,
a little ayahuasca.
What could go wrong? These way owners are about to
find out?
Sound of a gun talking, followed by the loud charging
hoof beats of a rhino tearing through a forest.
The music stops dead silence, Then.
Yeah, they just killed Bablo escoboy, But I love it that rhino,
And surprise turns out Babo's not so dead.
After run, Now he wants a new one.
In two days, ralpse music picks up fast and intense.
Three friends on the run after making the biggest mistake
of their lives. Now with just two days to find
the replacement rhino, they're racing to escape the wrath of
a furious Pablo Escobar. A blare of silence, the crack
of automatic gunfire, and the roar of a helicopter's propeller
hovering ominously overhead.
Get ready for two days of pure madness.
Gontornarcos Chiri Perrales even named horny rhinos.
These tois doesn't way over their heads.
We hear the loud snort of a rhino, music escalates
and then fades out. Now hunted by L Diablo himself,
the cartel, and the Dea, these unlikely fugitives scramble through
Columbia's underworld, dodging drug lords, a coked up rhino, and
one pissed off kingpin who doesn't believe in second chances.
Let's see if they can make it out alive.
Sound of a line of blow being sported as maniacal
laughter or reggaeton in the gun for that.
Some good ship.
Yeah, I

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