Revisiting WWE SmackDown! 2003 Big Show Eats Eddie’s Burrito & Explodes A Toilet, Road To No Mercy 2003

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That’s right, we had to do it! The October 2nd, 2003 edition of WWE SmackDown. This features one of the most infamous segments of all time. Big Show is in the locker room when a guy comes by delivering burritos to Eddie Guerrero. Big Show ends up stealing one of the burritos and spits a huge loogie on the other. He then tells the delivery guy to tell Eddie that Big Show added some special sauce for him. During the Big Show’s match he runs to the back holding his ass. He has to use the bathroom before he shits himself. As he’s on the pot, Eddie Guerrero informs him that he was set up by him and his cousin Jose! Eddie then steals his toilet paper! Also, the road to WWE No Mercy 2003 is upon us as Mr. McMahon will face Stephanie and Brock Lesnar battles The Undertaker. Plus, The DEADLOCK $5 Patreon Q&A is back!

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<v Speaker 1>Boys back and welcome to the Deadline Podcast, episode number
<v Speaker 1>and eighty one, two hundred and.
<v Speaker 2>Eighty one weeks in a row, and this week we
<v Speaker 2>bring you WWE's SmackDown. You guys, ever heard of that?
<v Speaker 2>One October second, two thousand and three.
<v Speaker 3>Now, obviously you can hear that we are we are
<v Speaker 3>down one member, No Tony on this one. He's got
<v Speaker 3>some stuff going on in the real life study that
<v Speaker 3>needed his time right now. And we love ourselves Tony
<v Speaker 3>and hopefully he will be back on the show here
<v Speaker 3>very soon. But much love to the pizza guy.
<v Speaker 2>It's love you, Boddy.
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, we uh, we miss him dearly, and we hope
<v Speaker 3>to hear his his lovely voice and I'm hoping to
<v Speaker 3>get yelled at by him here very soon. But such
<v Speaker 3>is things, so that the show will be continuing as
<v Speaker 3>you see here. And James and I had to figure
<v Speaker 3>out what we were gonna watch this week. And you know,
<v Speaker 3>Tony's Tony's a bit of the glue. He keeps us
<v Speaker 3>grounded and some you know, but Tony's not here, James,
<v Speaker 3>so we decided that we were you know, the episode
<v Speaker 3>we're gonna watch. This episode is smack Down from three
<v Speaker 3>where Big Show eats a burrito as shit's his bed.
<v Speaker 2>Oh. I like that episode. I'm very excited to talk
<v Speaker 2>about it.
<v Speaker 3>Didn't have anyone to vet that for this week. That
<v Speaker 3>was just an instant yep.
<v Speaker 2>There's a lot of intricacies, man, you know, like there's
<v Speaker 2>a lot of nuance here. Big Show goes in the
<v Speaker 2>bathroom and goes.
<v Speaker 3>It's it's more of a part of the show than
<v Speaker 3>I realized. It's actually if you watch this in a bubble,
<v Speaker 3>this is the biggest angle going on at the time.
<v Speaker 2>But before we get to that, we have some deadlock updates.
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<v Speaker 3>And if you don't know what this match is, then
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<v Speaker 2>All right, now it is time for the Patreon five
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<v Speaker 2>Yeah you like that?
<v Speaker 3>The first ever Q and a draft where James and
<v Speaker 3>I are. We actually both pick questions separately. I don't
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<v Speaker 3>and we're gonna answer both together obviously, but these could
<v Speaker 3>all be the same questions that we both picked here, So.
<v Speaker 2>This, I mean, there's like a sixty to seventy percent
<v Speaker 2>chance that's not.
<v Speaker 3>Having but uh, we're gonna do a bunch of those here.
<v Speaker 3>I'll start us off here if you don't mind here, sure,
<v Speaker 3>user name Richard Ives. I'll start easy here. Asks now,
<v Speaker 3>Netflix has w programming? Does this affect the Deadlock pod
<v Speaker 3>in any way? Netflix at Netflix only have a limited
<v Speaker 3>amount of episodes overall, and SmackDown. I figured we'll just
<v Speaker 3>get this one out of the way because there was
<v Speaker 3>actually a few people asking about this. No, it won't
<v Speaker 3>affect us. It will be a little more annoying.
<v Speaker 2>Is it not staying on Peacock.
<v Speaker 3>Okay, so I don't know about everything. So we watched
<v Speaker 3>the episode that we are doing for this show on Peacock.
<v Speaker 3>SmackDown is on there. I think everything other than raw
<v Speaker 3>is on there. So if we want to do any
<v Speaker 3>raws we have to like find another way, which we can.
<v Speaker 3>It's not and honestly, the ones that you know, the
<v Speaker 3>ones that we will find likely will be the like
<v Speaker 3>original version, so like, well, there won't be a chance
<v Speaker 3>of us missing something because we've got to cut out
<v Speaker 3>on Peacock or something like that. So no, it won't.
<v Speaker 3>It won't change anything. And it might be a little
<v Speaker 3>harder for when we tell you guys what we're watching,
<v Speaker 3>because it might affect how you guys watch it for
<v Speaker 3>those on Patreon that like do the the book Club
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<v Speaker 3>It shouldn't really affect us at all, and if it does,
<v Speaker 3>then we'll just stop doing the show. We're stopping at
<v Speaker 3>three hundred anyway, So it's probably not it's not too
<v Speaker 3>far away.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, you don't have to worry about all that. So
<v Speaker 2>now it's my term for a question.
<v Speaker 3>Go on.
<v Speaker 2>Happy Tiger Snuggle first said this was brought up during
<v Speaker 2>a new Legacy stream once out of curiosity. Though, if
<v Speaker 2>the ring announcer for DPW decided to announce that a
<v Speaker 2>scheduled singles match now is two out of three falls
<v Speaker 2>hardcore anything other than what was actually announced, what would
<v Speaker 2>you guys do?
<v Speaker 3>Oh? My god, I don't know what what do we do?
<v Speaker 2>I'd probably freak the fuck out first?
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, we would definitely be like what the fuck? Wo'd
<v Speaker 3>be yelling because our ring everyone's head set it up,
<v Speaker 3>so they be getting an ear full, right.
<v Speaker 4>Yeah, I mean I'm probably hey did you book this?
<v Speaker 4>Who booked this?
<v Speaker 3>I guess that's the first thing is probably James and
<v Speaker 3>I looking at each other and see who is the
<v Speaker 3>flame it first, and if it's one of us, then
<v Speaker 3>we try to see who else is play.
<v Speaker 2>I mean we could we could simply also because it's
<v Speaker 2>a tape show, just be like, hey, could you just
<v Speaker 2>like not do that.
<v Speaker 3>Gets on the mic? Well, that was a fucking lie.
<v Speaker 2>This is not falls to say though.
<v Speaker 3>Wow.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, that'd be crazy. I've never thought of that happening,
<v Speaker 2>but that's super funny. Oh the idea of Nadia going
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<v Speaker 3>She just wants she wants to see a Tai Pay
<v Speaker 3>death match tonight, and she would like, but what even
<v Speaker 3>what if it was she announced it as a title
<v Speaker 3>match and it wasn't like if we were doing like
<v Speaker 3>a proving ground.
<v Speaker 2>I mean, realistically, I just get on the mic and
<v Speaker 2>be like, hey, guys, yeah that was not right. Yeah,
<v Speaker 2>that's right. True.
<v Speaker 3>That's the power of a tape show, I guess that's.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, sure, and power of it just being like like
<v Speaker 2>people know, like if we got on the mic like
<v Speaker 2>it's a serious thing and they're like, yeah, that's sure.
<v Speaker 3>That's true. Use her name. Blaine Weston asks what, in
<v Speaker 3>your guys opinion is the best match to end a feud?
<v Speaker 3>I thought that was a pretty interesting question because I
<v Speaker 3>think there's a you get answers for that one coal
<v Speaker 3>Miner's glove bra and Panny's mud match, Touxedo Cage, I
<v Speaker 3>quick loser leaps down U two out of three fall.
<v Speaker 2>That gets put on the spot ship.
<v Speaker 3>Oh my god, Nadia announcing a loser leaps.
<v Speaker 2>Hey, guys, nobody's leaving, nobody's leaving.
<v Speaker 3>She just hates the guys of the match. Awesome.
<v Speaker 2>Wow.
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, for some of my brain goes to cage. I
<v Speaker 3>don't know if that's like my actual answer, though.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I would say cage. I mean, if I you know,
<v Speaker 2>if I'm thinking of any wrestling outside of w B,
<v Speaker 2>I think cage.
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, that's like two dudes locked in a fucking cage
<v Speaker 3>and you you fight till the death. One man, two
<v Speaker 3>men in er one man leaves Like that feels like
<v Speaker 3>the the ultimate ender for me.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, that's that's the right answer. That's like the that
<v Speaker 2>is the ultimate wrestling match, Like that's.
<v Speaker 3>The end of a everything, Like yeah, yeah, yeah, I agree.
<v Speaker 2>Or loser leaves down Down, cage, Tuxedo, coal miners, glove,
<v Speaker 2>and then also two out of three on the day
<v Speaker 2>of the show.
<v Speaker 3>Two out of three looks leaves.
<v Speaker 2>Well, it goes one to one and they both leave
<v Speaker 2>and we never get there. That would be nuts.
<v Speaker 3>Yeah wow, Okay write that down for never.
<v Speaker 2>All right, So I have a question here from Doctor
<v Speaker 2>Pepper Enjoyer twenty three. He says, nice name, Hey boys,
<v Speaker 2>what is your favorite carbonated beverage? Personally, I think I
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<v Speaker 2>It'll have you saying, it's this smell, what the doc is?
<v Speaker 3>Why is he? I like that. I like the questions
<v Speaker 3>that also answer it themselves. There's there's two that I
<v Speaker 3>frequent I I I in my in my fridge. I
<v Speaker 3>actively have a diet pepsi, and I also have zero sugar.
<v Speaker 3>Uh sun kissed orange soda. Oh nice, Yeah, I those
<v Speaker 3>are those are probably the two for me.
<v Speaker 2>Cheer wine's dope. But I don't know if many things
<v Speaker 2>can beat a Coca cola, either out of the glass
<v Speaker 2>or in the can.
<v Speaker 3>Now glass coke, that might be like on a different level.
<v Speaker 2>I mean, that's like unbelievable. I'm having a good if
<v Speaker 2>someone gives me.
<v Speaker 3>I don't know if I could have that all the time, though, Like,
<v Speaker 3>I don't feel like I deserve that. I don't think
<v Speaker 3>I've earned a daily glass Coke' that's a treat. Well,
<v Speaker 3>you know.
<v Speaker 2>You have a glass cook every day, but I.
<v Speaker 3>Don't deserve it.
<v Speaker 2>Well, it's there for you.
<v Speaker 3>Thank you. I appreciate that. No, that's I mean glass
<v Speaker 3>coke is awesome. I had like I was in Chicago
<v Speaker 3>like a few months ago. I had like I mean
<v Speaker 3>I must have had like four of them in a row.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah. Vegas, Yeah, they had them there when at the
<v Speaker 2>pizza place in Vegas I went to and it was
<v Speaker 2>like wow. I was like, let me get a coke
<v Speaker 2>and they brought a glass cook. I said wow fandamn.
<v Speaker 3>Well here we go. Here's a question, jam cmpenis haha
<v Speaker 3>asks that wasn't like, yeah, when you fold laundry specifically,
<v Speaker 3>socks do you boys do? This is their writing here,
<v Speaker 3>and they included like emojis here too, which I don't
<v Speaker 3>know if I can explain, So we'll just keep going here.
<v Speaker 3>When you full laundry specifically, socks do the boys do
<v Speaker 3>the foldy woldie which is two socks folded over one another,
<v Speaker 3>or the sock cock, which is two socks meeting at
<v Speaker 3>the ankle cuff and then rolled down into a dildonic
<v Speaker 3>like structure. Now that's the first question. Second question was
<v Speaker 3>that also on your list, it was read this I
<v Speaker 3>I do I do the two socks folded over into
<v Speaker 3>the like structure. No, no, no, no, like, I just they
<v Speaker 3>just they just fold them over once, but I don't
<v Speaker 3>do the role.
<v Speaker 2>Okay, when I was younger, I definitely did the sock
<v Speaker 2>cock because it was just easier. I grabbed two socks
<v Speaker 2>and then I just fucking folded them over each other
<v Speaker 2>and they became a ball. And just fucking see, mine
<v Speaker 2>didn't become like a dodonic like structure. I guess technically
<v Speaker 2>it did. It creates like a ball. And then yeah,
<v Speaker 2>also the rest of the sock.
<v Speaker 3>So when anything can be anything can be a dildonic
<v Speaker 3>like structure. Really, it just depends on what you're working with.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I could see that. Yeah, the ball and then
<v Speaker 2>the rest of the sock coming out the balls, which
<v Speaker 2>is how a cock is built. It's the and then
<v Speaker 2>out of the balls, which is well, my question here
<v Speaker 2>is from Senior Dick tip swag Lord. Out of the
<v Speaker 2>three of you, who would be most likely to win
<v Speaker 2>the squid game?
<v Speaker 3>Ah wow? Okay, so okay, this it just got.
<v Speaker 2>That ruthless aggression.
<v Speaker 3>Full disclosure, I've only seen season one, so I don't
<v Speaker 3>know if maybe your opinion is changed on what his
<v Speaker 3>answer could have been if you would only watch season
<v Speaker 3>one because you watched season two.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, sure, I did.
<v Speaker 3>That's maybe it might be Tony. Tony is such a
<v Speaker 3>non bullshit guy. Like I don't think Tony could go
<v Speaker 3>in and out of that with no emotions.
<v Speaker 2>I think Tony has a lot to live for.
<v Speaker 3>That's true. I like you could let me go anytime.
<v Speaker 2>Money's not changing my fucked up brain. You say red light,
<v Speaker 2>I'm sprinted.
<v Speaker 3>You know, one person just fucking says I'm shitting me there,
<v Speaker 3>and I'm going out of my way to make sure
<v Speaker 3>we both are done.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, that'd be. That's probably actually more about right, like
<v Speaker 2>we get out there, I see someone die, I'm just
<v Speaker 2>swinging on. I'm yeah, like I see like one like
<v Speaker 2>squid dude, you know, like that like one PI dude.
<v Speaker 2>I'm swinging like whatever.
<v Speaker 3>He was gone too.
<v Speaker 2>Hey, guys, if we're gonna die, we should kick these
<v Speaker 2>dudes asses ruin the squid game because everyone would die
<v Speaker 2>in the first game. Okay, well, guess that didn't work
<v Speaker 2>out too well. If we were in the squid game
<v Speaker 2>it was all three of us, I would push Tony
<v Speaker 2>like over the line and then just stand in the
<v Speaker 2>middle of the field and say, what are you waiting for?
<v Speaker 3>What do we I mean, I mean you and I
<v Speaker 3>have no chance. Tony definitely is the winner.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I mean yeah, I would. I'd take it. I'd
<v Speaker 2>take a shot for Tony. I would, I would, I would. Yeah,
<v Speaker 2>he has way more to live for. I'll do anything
<v Speaker 2>to keep it alive.
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, I'm definitely like any way that I can take
<v Speaker 3>you out though, I mean, I'm going for it.
<v Speaker 2>I mean we could just straight we do. Only have
<v Speaker 2>to make it out to the field on the first game, damn.
<v Speaker 3>Shooting us before we get out. I mean, I gotta
<v Speaker 3>do that game where you gotta like trace the cookie.
<v Speaker 3>I mean, I'm not even making it to the cook.
<v Speaker 2>Ye run out the middle. That's good.
<v Speaker 3>Game three god, yeah, I mean wow, Yeah, we would,
<v Speaker 3>we wouldn't make I mean, like, yeah, we're fun. It's
<v Speaker 3>a it's a fucking miracle we have any success at all.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I agree.
<v Speaker 3>User name the Fiscus asks we have seen w c
<v Speaker 3>W use RoboCop, We've seen w W use the Muppets.
<v Speaker 3>If d p W could work with any license property,
<v Speaker 3>what would.
<v Speaker 2>You choose licensed property?
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, like, I guess anything, you know what I mean,
<v Speaker 3>like any any you know, like any fucking character like
<v Speaker 3>Peter Griffin.
<v Speaker 2>Oh, that would be awesome.
<v Speaker 3>Wow, Yeah, you know what I mean.
<v Speaker 2>Ship Brian Griffin.
<v Speaker 3>We can do Peter Griffin and Big Chicken.
<v Speaker 2>In a real match, Stewie Griffin.
<v Speaker 3>Stue Griffin is the anonymous general.
<v Speaker 2>We don't know if we get our stand him or not.
<v Speaker 2>That's just one person, can that's Brian. Yeah. I don't
<v Speaker 2>have any ips that I can think of, like that
<v Speaker 2>may Power Rangers be fucking sweet. I feel like Rangers
<v Speaker 2>and Wrestler has a lot of crossover.
<v Speaker 3>And like that's true.
<v Speaker 2>Fans like that's one fans probably Rangers.
<v Speaker 3>What about uh, Chuck Liddell? Does that count? Is he
<v Speaker 3>a property?
<v Speaker 2>Yeah? I like Chuck Liddell.
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, that'd be awesome. You could come and win the
<v Speaker 3>Tech title by himself. Sorry, I have you gotta go
<v Speaker 3>down to Chuck Liddell tonight.
<v Speaker 2>It would be Chuck Withdell and Chuck Lttel, which we
<v Speaker 2>also introduced the Say hours.
<v Speaker 3>Boy.
<v Speaker 2>Here's a question here from just taking a walk. What
<v Speaker 2>tag team in w c W would you want to
<v Speaker 2>book against.
<v Speaker 3>V I f oh w c W tag Team? Oh God, Well,
<v Speaker 3>it depends on if I'm fucking trying to give him
<v Speaker 3>a hard night or not.
<v Speaker 2>I would love to see them face Chronic and I'm
<v Speaker 2>not okay, you guys, figure out what you're doing. I'm
<v Speaker 2>not even gonna tell you who's up or down or anything.
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, that Chronic was definitely the first fucking name that
<v Speaker 3>I thought uh on on trying to have a good match.
<v Speaker 3>I mean, like Ray and Kidman would be awesome.
<v Speaker 2>Dude, Wow, if it was Chronic and we told V
<v Speaker 2>if we told them, we told Chronic, they're going up,
<v Speaker 2>and then we told V I f to just stiff
<v Speaker 2>them in the ring, and oh, like, dude, wow, I'd
<v Speaker 2>love Wow.
<v Speaker 3>That'd be funny Dom putting Brian Adams in a twister.
<v Speaker 2>Like for shoot, Like Dom doesn't even work with him.
<v Speaker 2>He just fucking gets in guard and sits there and
<v Speaker 2>it taps them out for real.
<v Speaker 3>Wow, that would make my life.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, that'd awesome.
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, that'd be fucking fantastic. Last question here, Armando Jay
<v Speaker 3>Mendoza asks how do you guys handle adversity and anxiety
<v Speaker 3>from running DPW, Which I think we've kind of touched
<v Speaker 3>on this before, but you know, I figured maybe somebody
<v Speaker 3>had missed this. We don't.
<v Speaker 2>Just ask each other if we still want to do
<v Speaker 2>this or not.
<v Speaker 3>I guess so, but as well, but as well, it's
<v Speaker 3>been like a great answer though, Yeah, it's been. Yeah,
<v Speaker 3>I feel good off of that. Like if I ask
<v Speaker 3>you that and like you say, yeah, yeah, might as well,
<v Speaker 3>Like I'm that's fucking yeah. I mean, like yeah, we
<v Speaker 3>legit handle it by talking to each other. I've learned
<v Speaker 3>that it's so much better to just fucking talk about everything, everything,
<v Speaker 3>any little fucking thing. Actually we sometimes we might over
<v Speaker 3>talk about stuff, like so sometimes there's stuff that we
<v Speaker 3>don't even probably need to nitpick that we do about,
<v Speaker 3>like just stuff. But I think it makes it easier
<v Speaker 3>for us because it's such an open dialogue that like,
<v Speaker 3>any any issues that I feel like I have, I
<v Speaker 3>can fucking relate to the boys and like if they're
<v Speaker 3>feeling the same, we'll talk or you know, if they
<v Speaker 3>if they have a different opinion on sometimes you know,
<v Speaker 3>they'll make one another feel better. But yeah, just having
<v Speaker 3>running it with guys that I trust my life with
<v Speaker 3>and like know that you know, in the end, if
<v Speaker 3>if ultimately I didn't want to do it anymore, they
<v Speaker 3>would still be my friends.
<v Speaker 2>So like that makes it easy to Yeah, I mean,
<v Speaker 2>uh sh it's not easy, No, don't talk about it
<v Speaker 2>very much. I guess, but like maybe one day we'll
<v Speaker 2>do a shoot interview. Holy shit, I guess we'll see.
<v Speaker 2>But yeah, I mean, same thing with everything in life, right,
<v Speaker 2>just uh, someone's got to get it done. Went off
<v Speaker 2>the event. Well, when someone's gotta put this thing on, all.
<v Speaker 3>Right, Yeah, it's not gonna be h it's not gonna
<v Speaker 3>be us. Then you know it's gonna be somebody else.
<v Speaker 3>It might as well be us, right.
<v Speaker 2>Well, my uh, I got a question from mildly artistic,
<v Speaker 2>says James. Can you at the boys finally watch the
<v Speaker 2>Digimond movie? And this is the final question, and they
<v Speaker 2>do need to watch the Digitmon movie. I agree everyone,
<v Speaker 2>this is.
<v Speaker 3>Growing up. I wouldn't understand what I what's there to understand?
<v Speaker 2>They got the monsters, they got guns, we lighted this
<v Speaker 2>ship up.
<v Speaker 3>Hey did you digitmon? I'm surprised there wasn't a Dan
<v Speaker 3>Reichert question that you thinked there.
<v Speaker 2>Honestly, no, no mc grooper this week.
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, no, it was on there. I just ignored it.
<v Speaker 2>Oh damn, I wish I saw it.
<v Speaker 3>Then. I'm glad you did it anyway, that's thank you
<v Speaker 3>asking questions everybody, and I might, you know what, I
<v Speaker 3>was considering making a draft suggestion thread. See if anybody
<v Speaker 3>hitting in the good ideas for that. So maybe we'll uh,
<v Speaker 3>maybe we'll do that. We'll see. Keep tuning on the
<v Speaker 3>Patreon for all that stuff. And now it's time to
<v Speaker 3>talk about some wrestling. Huh.
<v Speaker 2>All right, it's time to get into WWE's SmackDown. October second,
<v Speaker 2>two thousand and three. This is the episode where Big
<v Speaker 2>Show shits his pants from at burrito that he ate.
<v Speaker 3>We have a list of shows to pick from, and
<v Speaker 3>there's a description next to them, and on the list
<v Speaker 3>was this episode, and the description was a Big Show
<v Speaker 3>eats a burrito, it shits his pants, and that is
<v Speaker 3>the one we've picked. That's how it works here. But
<v Speaker 3>before we get into that smack then, let's take a
<v Speaker 3>look at what was going on world wrestling at the time.
<v Speaker 3>With the wrestling It was ever newsletter from September twenty
<v Speaker 3>nine to two thousand and three Observer in Japan News
<v Speaker 3>Great Saske made news this past week again because the
<v Speaker 3>Awatte Assembly Steering Committee rule unanimously on nine to seventeen
<v Speaker 3>that he would have to present an identification card every
<v Speaker 3>time he came to the Assembly chambers that showed his
<v Speaker 3>face unmasked. Whenever he went to ender the hall, he
<v Speaker 3>could still participate in the Assembly business wearing his mask.
<v Speaker 3>It was largely done to avoid a fake Saceke coming
<v Speaker 3>in and causing problems, which I guess I never considered
<v Speaker 3>that this guy who has a part of government coming
<v Speaker 3>in here and doing business in a mask could be
<v Speaker 3>played as another guy.
<v Speaker 2>I mean, did they think of that beforehand, or did
<v Speaker 2>that happen and they said, okay, let's that would happened again.
<v Speaker 3>I'm Grand Saceke, and I would like to vote to
<v Speaker 3>ban anyone here that's not the Great sak from the Observer.
<v Speaker 3>October six, two thousand and three, an incident in Winnipeg
<v Speaker 3>made local newspaper headlines involving Eddie Guerrero. According to the
<v Speaker 3>Winnipeg Free Press, a middle aged fan in the front
<v Speaker 3>row port a beer on Guerrero. Guerrero then jumped the
<v Speaker 3>rail and punched him in the face a bunch of times.
<v Speaker 3>The fans were going nuts enchanted for Eddie as this
<v Speaker 3>was going on, and then the guy was kicked out
<v Speaker 3>of the bell. That doesn't happen as much anymore. I
<v Speaker 3>think the most recent one I've seen, I guess it
<v Speaker 3>could happen on indies, But like that dude, like fucking
<v Speaker 3>with Eddie Edwards on TNA.
<v Speaker 2>Hmmm, low keyt a fan.
<v Speaker 3>Look, he always fought fans. I remember.
<v Speaker 2>Uh yeah, there was that TEENA taping I went to
<v Speaker 2>where they he was in the beatdownk Land or whatever
<v Speaker 2>and he got into it a fan ring. So yeah, yeah,
<v Speaker 2>it doesn't happen too much anymore. I've seen some like
<v Speaker 2>shindy stuff where like you know, sure rushes the ringers.
<v Speaker 3>Gets, they always get soccer kicked in their head.
<v Speaker 2>Dude every time. Yeah, good lord, It's like they trained
<v Speaker 2>a soccer kick fans.
<v Speaker 3>And they come in the ring. Is that something in
<v Speaker 3>your training where they did you ever get taught out
<v Speaker 3>how to deal with a rogue fan? Yeah?
<v Speaker 2>So we day one. We learned how to hit the ropes,
<v Speaker 2>take a back bump, and then soccer kick fans in
<v Speaker 2>the head if they hit the ring.
<v Speaker 3>So don't funk with us. At DPW, this ship is
<v Speaker 3>the promoters are trained to kick your ass too. We'll run,
<v Speaker 3>we'll hit the ring and then kick you in the head.
<v Speaker 3>The Valhalla Pro Wrestling group that was talking about using
<v Speaker 3>some people like Sting Invader and was talking to many
<v Speaker 3>different indie groups in the US ran its big show
<v Speaker 3>on September twenty seventh in Helsinki, Finland, before a crowd
<v Speaker 3>said to be under two thousand. Why I put this
<v Speaker 3>in here is because there was an incident with Alan Funk.
<v Speaker 3>Alan Funk was seriously injured and apparently lucky to be
<v Speaker 3>alive when Sunny Siaki landed wrong on him executing a
<v Speaker 3>split legged moonsalt. On landing, his knees crashed hard into
<v Speaker 3>Funk's head. Funk wound up with a broken jaw in
<v Speaker 3>two places, a broken orbital bone, a perforated ear drum,
<v Speaker 3>and a broken nose. In the middle of a tag match.
<v Speaker 3>Funk understandably freaked out and ran out of the ring.
<v Speaker 3>His face was a complete mess and his eyeball was
<v Speaker 3>hanging out of the orbital socket with blood streaming out
<v Speaker 3>of his mouth and nose. The referee immediately singled for
<v Speaker 3>the bell and and the match. Funk was having a
<v Speaker 3>hard time breathing in the locker room as his lungs
<v Speaker 3>filled with blood. At press time, he was still hospitalized
<v Speaker 3>in Helsinki. I think he ends up being okay, But
<v Speaker 3>I remember this being a big fucking deal. Like I
<v Speaker 3>remember reading this on the boards, like this being a
<v Speaker 3>big thing at the time, like one of like yeah,
<v Speaker 3>one of like I don't know if I ever saw it,
<v Speaker 3>and I don't know if it ever came out, but
<v Speaker 3>I remember this being like a holy fuck, like this
<v Speaker 3>dude's life could be like fucked.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah. Yeah.
<v Speaker 3>And there was something in The Observer here of like
<v Speaker 3>aj Styles I think was on the show and like
<v Speaker 3>him and like other dudes were like, hey, maybe we
<v Speaker 3>should like stop wrestling because this shit isn't worth it, right,
<v Speaker 3>doesn't happen? But like that's fucking though, sure, I mean, dude,
<v Speaker 3>Like but also, so, why is Sonny Siaki doing a
<v Speaker 3>fucking split? Like in Moonsaw? What are you doing? You're
<v Speaker 3>the rock do the rock boxer?
<v Speaker 2>Will?
<v Speaker 3>That was next from The Observer October thirteenth, two and three.
<v Speaker 3>Just a couple of things here. Vampiro has been off
<v Speaker 3>the Arena of Mexico shows as of late because he
<v Speaker 3>and Black Tiger gotten to uh got into trouble for
<v Speaker 3>working Japanese style in their singles match at the Arena
<v Speaker 3>show a few weeks back. Both guys were docked pay
<v Speaker 3>for not doing Lucha Libre and Vampiro has taking off
<v Speaker 3>all major shows for three weeks. They were japan style. Yeah,
<v Speaker 3>I guess Supplex is probably like.
<v Speaker 2>Less Technico and Rudeau's style stuff, right, fighting spirit, fucking
<v Speaker 2>shit like that. I'm guessing right.
<v Speaker 3>I've never heard of a Yeah, you're probably right. I've
<v Speaker 3>never heard of somebody getting in trouble for that.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I mean, I guess, you know, traditions, traditions, tradition.
<v Speaker 2>People come out and see something.
<v Speaker 3>That's true, that's true. Last thing here in w w
<v Speaker 3>E News and a huge surprise, the company has banned
<v Speaker 3>all wrestlers from using the overhead belly to belly suplex. Well,
<v Speaker 3>we'll talk about that here soon. The raw crew was
<v Speaker 3>told about it over the weekend and count and the
<v Speaker 3>Smack Dun crew was also given the word when they
<v Speaker 3>went back to work. It seemed to come out of
<v Speaker 3>nowhere and as a surprise because they are a staple
<v Speaker 3>and the most impressive moves of both Angele and Lesner.
<v Speaker 3>Management's feeling on the subject is that the landings are
<v Speaker 3>more difficult to protect than other suplexes. And then there
<v Speaker 3>was an incident on this very SmackDown that I think
<v Speaker 3>prompted this change.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I mean it is a dangerous move. It is
<v Speaker 2>not only dangerous as fucking hard. Yeah, have you taken one? No?
<v Speaker 1>No?
<v Speaker 2>I mean if anyone ever caught, I just say, can't
<v Speaker 2>you just do the one of the like, can't you
<v Speaker 2>do the franchise version?
<v Speaker 3>The one on this show. I nearly jumped out of
<v Speaker 3>my seat when I saw it. We'll talk about that
<v Speaker 3>here in a second. So let's talk about w SmackDown
<v Speaker 3>October second, two thousand and three.
<v Speaker 2>All right, it is time to get into SmackDown.
<v Speaker 3>Okay, I have a question for you. And this is
<v Speaker 3>more of a visual thing. So in this intro, right,
<v Speaker 3>it's the shots of It's the black and white shots
<v Speaker 3>of people in the back. And for the life of me,
<v Speaker 3>there's one person in this that forever every time I
<v Speaker 3>saw I was like, oh, that looks like Chris Saban
<v Speaker 3>every single time, and I I stared at this thing,
<v Speaker 3>and I'm I think, maybe I'm just being stupid. I
<v Speaker 3>can't figure out who it is.
<v Speaker 2>Hey, it probably I mean he keep.
<v Speaker 3>So if you go here, go to this thing here
<v Speaker 3>ten seconds. It's right after the shot of the rock
<v Speaker 3>like on the chair.
<v Speaker 2>Uh chair based are you talking about?
<v Speaker 3>Like it's a long haired guy with a beard after
<v Speaker 3>that rock shot in the chair. It's like ten seconds in.
<v Speaker 3>I have no fucking idea who this is. I'm sure
<v Speaker 3>I'm just being stupid and like someone will know right away.
<v Speaker 2>Okay, so here are options that it could be. Okay,
<v Speaker 2>Alse no is one, Chris Kanyon.
<v Speaker 3>It could be Kanyon.
<v Speaker 2>Chris Kanyon?
<v Speaker 3>Are you getting this?
<v Speaker 2>Is it like roster? Yeah? Ok, the roster three.
<v Speaker 3>It could be Kanyon.
<v Speaker 2>Let's see, mister americ.
<v Speaker 3>Fuck they jumped up on that one.
<v Speaker 2>John Hyden, right, yeah, I.
<v Speaker 3>Think you're you're forgetting what these guys look about.
<v Speaker 2>I'm sorry, Yeah, you guy you like? And Matt Hardy,
<v Speaker 2>I don't think so. No, it's not Matt Hardy. I
<v Speaker 2>actually think it's Canyon.
<v Speaker 3>I'll accept that for now. But if if you have
<v Speaker 3>the Patreon video feed of this, one dollar on patroon
<v Speaker 3>by the way to watch the video feed this, we'll
<v Speaker 3>have it on the screen. But otherwise look up the
<v Speaker 3>smack down. Here comes the paint intro on YouTube. Lexicon
<v Speaker 3>tw r is the username. It's like ten second, ten
<v Speaker 3>to eleven seconds in it's a guy with long hair.
<v Speaker 3>Help us identify this mass it could be Chris Canyon.
<v Speaker 3>The presentation of this we've talked about before, fantastic SmackDown fist.
<v Speaker 3>This intro is Sick smack Down still in UPN at
<v Speaker 3>the time, which I don't know why. I just associate
<v Speaker 3>that with being a good time for SmackDown.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I mean the whole the whole branding is awesome
<v Speaker 2>and good era just for entering stuff too. Absolutely, presentation wise,
<v Speaker 2>it's really dope. Tonight. We're gonna get Undertaker and Kurt
<v Speaker 2>Angle taking on John Cena and brock Lesnar in.
<v Speaker 3>The main event huge tag match.
<v Speaker 2>Are on the road to w w e's No Mercy
<v Speaker 2>in two thousand three. I think going a way to unforgiven.
<v Speaker 3>That's probably right, That feels about right. There was no uh,
<v Speaker 3>there was no raw recap on this one, was there?
<v Speaker 2>But I mean we're wilding over here on SmackDown. You
<v Speaker 2>take your sins, Diveaster.
<v Speaker 3>Gets crazy, watch Evolution, get the fuck out of your bed.
<v Speaker 2>So, uh, first match of the evening here, Eddie Guerrero
<v Speaker 2>versus Matt Hardy US title match here, Eddie's actually a
<v Speaker 2>double champ.
<v Speaker 3>Yes, Uh. He comes out, him and Java come out
<v Speaker 3>with the low Rider.
<v Speaker 2>Uh.
<v Speaker 3>They they said that Eddie successfully defended the tag and
<v Speaker 3>the US title last week on SmackDown, becoming the first
<v Speaker 3>guy to ever defend two belts successfully in one night
<v Speaker 3>in SmackDown history, which is pretty cool. Yeah, they come
<v Speaker 3>out on the low Rider, and I'm watching them on
<v Speaker 3>this Lowrider and I'm like, I'm surprised that he didn't
<v Speaker 3>use this more for angles, like I know, like to Jury,
<v Speaker 3>I think Eddie like brainbusters, fucking Ray or to Jerry
<v Speaker 3>on this fucking thing. But like, I definitely, I mean, like,
<v Speaker 3>especially with the money they got, they could have made
<v Speaker 3>a new pilmanize and bounced on lowrider on somebody's leg,
<v Speaker 3>take him out for a while.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah that's actually Yeah, using the hydraulics on somebody would
<v Speaker 2>be interesting.
<v Speaker 3>Killing guy with the hydraulics, smash his head in like
<v Speaker 3>a pumpkin.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah. It's definitely one of the more protected entrances ever.
<v Speaker 3>Sure, yeah that's that's true. But I mean, very fucking
<v Speaker 3>cool entrance. So I fuck with a lot. I just
<v Speaker 3>I couldn't get the thought of my head of pilmanizing
<v Speaker 3>somebody with it.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I mean that is pretty cool. The hydraulics like
<v Speaker 2>take it out someone's leg or something.
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, evil Eddie does that up. Fucking belts it all
<v Speaker 3>that shit. Fucking belts it all that shit.
<v Speaker 2>Last week, Loves Guerrero's beat the Mattholes when Shannon Moore
<v Speaker 2>was pinned Matts. Yeah.
<v Speaker 3>Last week Matt and Shannamore took on Eddie and Travel
<v Speaker 3>for the tag titles. Lots Crew is won. Matt was
<v Speaker 3>a sore loser about this and jumped Eddie from behind
<v Speaker 3>and hit him with the side effect. Now, while this
<v Speaker 3>is going on, Travo is distracted by the lowriders.
<v Speaker 2>This shit is clean. I mean I would be distracted
<v Speaker 2>by it.
<v Speaker 3>Matty's unloading his whole moves in the ring.
<v Speaker 2>Oh, Java is distracted because he's beating up a fan
<v Speaker 2>ring side.
<v Speaker 3>He's trying to soccer kick a guy as we speak.
<v Speaker 3>Now he's pilmanizing him with the lover. Va is trying to.
<v Speaker 2>Figure out how to get hydra alex on to pillarize somebody.
<v Speaker 2>I have an idea. So Eddie was okay. Eddie is
<v Speaker 2>the US champion, the tag champion. He has a lot
<v Speaker 2>of targets on his back currently, right, sure. So Eddie
<v Speaker 2>was attacked by the following people. Eddie was attacked by
<v Speaker 2>Matt Hardy. Eddie was attacked by Charlie Hass. Eddie was
<v Speaker 2>attacked by the Big Show. Was all in the same
<v Speaker 2>show in a row.
<v Speaker 3>It was last week's episode.
<v Speaker 2>Anybody else want to come attack this dude?
<v Speaker 3>I mean a fan?
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I think Seana has that handled. So the match
<v Speaker 2>starts here. I'll always like something I really liked about
<v Speaker 2>this era of SmackDown, from end of two into three
<v Speaker 2>here is that a lot of the Smackdowns would start
<v Speaker 2>with a match and it was a good match usually yes,
<v Speaker 2>which meant something to me. They don't do that all raw,
<v Speaker 2>you know three All right, we're starting with a Triple
<v Speaker 2>H promo and he's got something to say.
<v Speaker 3>It was a guaranteed fucking promo of Triple H or rigflair.
<v Speaker 2>So Eddie rushes Matt Hardy and kicks his ass in
<v Speaker 2>the corner because well, he's one of the seventeen people
<v Speaker 2>that attacked him last week.
<v Speaker 3>And he knows where to attack because Eddie's ribs are
<v Speaker 3>all fucked up because Big Show ran him into a.
<v Speaker 2>Pole, and who knows what Charlie haust did, so.
<v Speaker 3>He held him so Shelton could put his balls on
<v Speaker 3>his back.
<v Speaker 2>Good move. Well he better hurry up because I mean,
<v Speaker 2>just imagine someone else d down here. I mean, well,
<v Speaker 2>I don't even know how Eddie could take him. So
<v Speaker 2>it's all Eddie here until Shannon Moore grabs his leg
<v Speaker 2>and then Matt had a gourdbuster on the top rope
<v Speaker 2>to take back over here.
<v Speaker 3>He uh, like Eddie was on the apron. He had
<v Speaker 3>to pick him up sup lextyle and then walk back
<v Speaker 3>and then fucking gordbruster him on. I thought that was
<v Speaker 3>actually sick. Yeah.
<v Speaker 2>So yeah, like you said, he's been selling the ribs.
<v Speaker 2>So Matt just starts kicking Eddie's ribs, just running up
<v Speaker 2>to him and kicking heart throws him into the corner
<v Speaker 2>for a two here, just targeting, figuring out shit to do,
<v Speaker 2>which is cool because like I feel like sometimes that
<v Speaker 2>gets thrown to the side too. It's like it was
<v Speaker 2>rib starts. I just target his ribs.
<v Speaker 3>Why the fuck not?
<v Speaker 2>You know? So Matt Hardy breaks out like a power
<v Speaker 2>bomb to his knees for it too.
<v Speaker 3>That was fucked up. That fucking power bomb he does
<v Speaker 3>like a it's supposed to be a set out power
<v Speaker 3>bomb and he does the splits.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, he went to it to one knee. I thought
<v Speaker 2>that was I thought that was awesome. I thought this
<v Speaker 2>was scary. Yeah, very very cool. And like you know,
<v Speaker 2>Matt Hardy doesn't. He does splash Mountain, but like not
<v Speaker 2>like a power bomb to the knees very often.
<v Speaker 3>I thought he was going for flash Mountain. Actually yeah.
<v Speaker 3>I was like, oh shit.
<v Speaker 2>So I thought it was cool that, like he changed
<v Speaker 2>up his game plan. You know, you don't you don't
<v Speaker 2>have to always do the same spots as your match.
<v Speaker 2>You don't change it. So Matt hits a side effect
<v Speaker 2>for a two. Eddie fights up and hits a swinging
<v Speaker 2>neck breaker for a double down. Matt then hits the
<v Speaker 2>World's Strongest slam for two.
<v Speaker 5>Yeah.
<v Speaker 3>I mean, I'm targeting the rims. I'm doing these rooms.
<v Speaker 3>I'm doing the world's fucking strongest slam. I don't care.
<v Speaker 2>He's really laying it on with the pins now, trying
<v Speaker 2>to gas Eddie out. Matt misses an elbow drop and
<v Speaker 2>Eddie hits the three Amigos, which it's.
<v Speaker 3>Not called that yet. I was. I was like, oh wow,
<v Speaker 3>we're still not in the era of this being three
<v Speaker 3>migos Uh. Cole calls it the hat trick suplex and
<v Speaker 3>Tessa is all in Mexico there there's no hockey teams
<v Speaker 3>broughta and Cole says it's a figure of speech, and
<v Speaker 3>Tess says right.
<v Speaker 2>So Eddie goes up for the frog splash, but Matt
<v Speaker 2>runs up and hits a super plex for another double
<v Speaker 2>down here.
<v Speaker 3>That was awesome.
<v Speaker 2>Matt goes for the Alabama Jam, but Eddie runs up
<v Speaker 2>and hits a Rana. Matt goes for the Effect, but
<v Speaker 2>Eddie rolls him through for it too, before Matt hits
<v Speaker 2>the neck breaker.
<v Speaker 3>Love that reversal with the arm drag into the pin
<v Speaker 3>like tight lock. I thought that looked good.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I mean the match is super sound like a
<v Speaker 2>great opener here, I'm not I'm not surprised, like Eddie
<v Speaker 2>was core Hart and Solo this SmackDown show for I
<v Speaker 2>mean at least two more years.
<v Speaker 3>So like, yeah, I guess that's fucking true. By by proxy,
<v Speaker 3>that's the right number.
<v Speaker 2>So Shannon Moore comes in with the belt, but Eddie
<v Speaker 2>drop kicks him and grabs the belt.
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, Rep's distracted here.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, so Eddie then tosses the belt to Matt and
<v Speaker 2>acts like he was hits classic Eddie Guerrero. Awesome. The
<v Speaker 2>ref then turns around and grabs the belt from Matt
<v Speaker 2>and Chavo comes in.
<v Speaker 3>Uh.
<v Speaker 2>And then Chavo hits Matt with the tag belt, which
<v Speaker 2>I thought was very funny.
<v Speaker 3>Dude, dude, the crowd comes up so crazy for this, Like,
<v Speaker 3>Chavo comes in, Rep's distracted, hits him with the belt. Well,
<v Speaker 3>the crowds on their feet and he's getting up, but
<v Speaker 3>he looks at the fucking camera with a shitty fucking look.
<v Speaker 3>He knows he just was an asshole. Here heads up
<v Speaker 3>hits the frog splash, crazy distance on the frog splash,
<v Speaker 3>by the way, Yeah across the ring, Yeah, across the
<v Speaker 3>ring gets to win. Great fucking finish, fun opening match. Man.
<v Speaker 3>I mean, yeah, I could. I could watch these two
<v Speaker 3>all the time.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I mean Matt's Matt's work here is probably the
<v Speaker 2>best of his entire career. Like this run here on
<v Speaker 2>SmackDown is like probably Matt's best.
<v Speaker 3>Work in ring. Yeah, I think you're right. He was
<v Speaker 3>and he I mean, the gimmick was over. He was
<v Speaker 3>easily an upper echelon SmackDown guy at the time, so
<v Speaker 3>like he could fit in with top guys. Like I
<v Speaker 3>think we talked about it before he was in and
<v Speaker 3>he was getting mixed up with like he had his
<v Speaker 3>own angles with Taker and Prog and shit.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, like he would lose him, but like right, it
<v Speaker 2>was like fun and believable at the time.
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, like that was a big thing because he's still
<v Speaker 3>fucking Matt Hardy. You know.
<v Speaker 2>So WWE No Mercy two thousand and three is coming up.
<v Speaker 2>We've brock Lesnar versus Undertaker scheduled for the WB Championship
<v Speaker 2>here the undisputed title and Vince McMahon versus Stephanie McMahon
<v Speaker 2>I quit match.
<v Speaker 3>We have watched that. Uh we watched that for the Patreon.
<v Speaker 3>I'm pretty sure that match which one the uh the
<v Speaker 3>the Stephanie Vince match.
<v Speaker 2>Oh okay, I'm.
<v Speaker 3>Pretty sure unless we I don't think we just watched
<v Speaker 3>that pay per view. I think we just watched that match,
<v Speaker 3>if I if I'm not mistaken, uhcause that brock Taker
<v Speaker 3>match ends up becoming like a biker chain match. I
<v Speaker 3>think because of course it is.
<v Speaker 2>Dude, I mean, Vince and Stephanie like sticks out like
<v Speaker 2>a sore thumb on a work rate related SmackDown era, like, oh,
<v Speaker 2>we gotta have something with her, like get this guy
<v Speaker 2>the fuck off shit, No, I need their.
<v Speaker 3>Ussole Stephanie because Stephanie. I think. It was like Stephanie
<v Speaker 3>is about to go on her honeymoon, and it was like, uh,
<v Speaker 3>Linda said, if you fucking do anything ter leave a
<v Speaker 3>bruise on her, I'll kill you.
<v Speaker 2>I don't care. What if Stephanie just said on SmackDown,
<v Speaker 2>I'm going on my honeymoon. I'm making someone the interim
<v Speaker 2>general manager and I'll be back soon.
<v Speaker 3>No, I.
<v Speaker 2>Got a killer.
<v Speaker 3>I got an injector with all evil does a poison
<v Speaker 3>that she could go away.
<v Speaker 2>So Bradshaw's new book, Have More Money Now is out,
<v Speaker 2>which is you know, I never really looked at the
<v Speaker 2>name of his book. That's like a pretty crazy day, Like.
<v Speaker 3>That's inspired, right, Like I uh, I would like to
<v Speaker 3>have more Money now, Bradshaw, And you look fucking insane, buddy,
<v Speaker 3>blonde hair in the APA gear. What are you doing?
<v Speaker 2>That's just so funny. They're like, look at this guy.
<v Speaker 2>You don't think he knows anything about money? Huh, well,
<v Speaker 2>guess what he does.
<v Speaker 3>He looks like a completely normal dude.
<v Speaker 2>He has a great haircut. He's got a little frosted
<v Speaker 2>blonde tips on the hair. Like this guy knows anything
<v Speaker 2>about money.
<v Speaker 3>I guess it, kid, This little little dick nerd fox
<v Speaker 3>all the time. You could be fucking dude.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, man, have more money now.
<v Speaker 3>Oh thank you loads hearing god.
<v Speaker 2>So backstage, John Cena is here and Josh Matthews asked
<v Speaker 2>him about his dope rhymes.
<v Speaker 3>Yeah. Josh comes up to him and he says, last
<v Speaker 3>week he dropped some dope rhymes on Kurd Angle, and
<v Speaker 3>Sina says, dude, dope rimes, you got screen street cred,
<v Speaker 3>bro Yo, I got something for you, and he starts
<v Speaker 3>reaching into his bag and he says, you're exactly like
<v Speaker 3>Kurt Angle. He does that. You can't see me talk
<v Speaker 3>because you can't see me. Dog. Kurd Angle is just
<v Speaker 3>because Drawn Sena is becoming an American icon. I can't
<v Speaker 3>props the Kurt. He's not plenty for the USA, but
<v Speaker 3>I do things the American way for myself, and tonight
<v Speaker 3>Kurt Angle's gonna stand in my shadow. So Sina's still
<v Speaker 3>heal here until I guess mania.
<v Speaker 2>So they go backstage Los Guerrera's are celebrating here before
<v Speaker 2>they run into the Big Show.
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, Eddie and Chava are going through the hallway celebrating
<v Speaker 3>and Eddie says, oh, that's a that's a what a
<v Speaker 3>way to be there for me. Java, and they're fucking
<v Speaker 3>just excited and they stop in their place and Eddie
<v Speaker 3>backs up and he says, say, watch out, hey, baby,
<v Speaker 3>Huey Louie.
<v Speaker 2>It's a big show.
<v Speaker 3>He's just standing there in his gear and he says, essay, Holmes,
<v Speaker 3>I got a question for you. Votto and Chava is
<v Speaker 3>just parroting stuff. Eddie says. He says, he's got a
<v Speaker 3>question for you. Punk I said, Chava's gonna get his ass.
<v Speaker 2>Fucking Java was talking out the side of his mouth.
<v Speaker 2>I was like, Wow, big show is really about to well,
<v Speaker 2>you know, it's quick work of you. I mean, like,
<v Speaker 2>come on, his uncle's here.
<v Speaker 3>His uncle's not gonna let anything out, but to him,
<v Speaker 3>he could run his fucking mouth right.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, we'll see about that, buddy.
<v Speaker 3>So Eddie says, he's turtlingk.
<v Speaker 2>Has nothing to do with the Brito Big Show. That's
<v Speaker 2>like a ship.
<v Speaker 3>Maybe Eddie helped him. Actually is how this actually worked out.
<v Speaker 3>Eddie says, last week when you came down and from
<v Speaker 3>behind threw me against the poll man, was that something personal?
<v Speaker 3>Or were you just in a bad mood? And Big
<v Speaker 3>Show fucking he's mad. So let's get one thing straight, Eddie,
<v Speaker 3>I don't like you and I don't like your kind.
<v Speaker 3>Oh dude, come on Big Show. I was like, wow, okay, yeah,
<v Speaker 3>and then like doubles down. Eddie says, oh, he doesn't
<v Speaker 3>like our kind, and Big she says, don't get me wrong,
<v Speaker 3>and he gets really happy all of a sudden. I
<v Speaker 3>like burritos, I like dougos, I love it gelattas, but
<v Speaker 3>I don't like you. He gets mad again, and there's
<v Speaker 3>nothing either of you two can do about it. And
<v Speaker 3>Chavo and Eddie are pissed, and I can't imagine what
<v Speaker 3>dastardly planned they could come up with to get revenge
<v Speaker 3>on the Big Show.
<v Speaker 2>I love that. Eddie's first thought is I'm gonna spike
<v Speaker 2>a burrito with four offs and feed it to the
<v Speaker 2>Big Ship.
<v Speaker 3>They. I'd be like, could they have fucking got it?
<v Speaker 3>I like burritos. Ah, Looney tunees a angle.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, Big White Bulb goes off over his head.
<v Speaker 3>Burrito's what does big show really like?
<v Speaker 2>They could have like ran them over with the car or.
<v Speaker 3>Something, you know, they could have hydraulics this fucking yeah,
<v Speaker 3>or like tagged him from eye two on one or something,
<v Speaker 3>or throw them off a balcony, right or something like that,
<v Speaker 3>you know.
<v Speaker 2>But Eddie was like, yeah, I have an idea Guerrero's
<v Speaker 2>style where a spiker prico.
<v Speaker 3>There is a commercial break and they come back from
<v Speaker 3>commercial and Chavo's pissed says, hey, he humiliated you and
<v Speaker 3>you did nothing about it. Humiliated is like the word here.
<v Speaker 3>They loved humiliating people in the WWE. And he says,
<v Speaker 3>where's le Latino heat that I know, the one that
<v Speaker 3>was before I got hurt? And Eddie fucking shoves shovel
<v Speaker 3>against a wall. He puts his fucking forearm on his neck,
<v Speaker 3>and I'll show you Latino heat. I'm gonna take care
<v Speaker 3>of this Carrero style. And I love Carrera style.
<v Speaker 2>That's a two car style. I love that. Eddie's nuance
<v Speaker 2>with his character is that like right below the surface
<v Speaker 2>of this like fun loving dude is like this psychotic
<v Speaker 2>maniac maniac. Yeah right, It's like always right there it's
<v Speaker 2>like one of those deals where it's like one bad
<v Speaker 2>day will fucking just like set me off. Yeah right,
<v Speaker 2>I think that's like a super like good character and
<v Speaker 2>it helps.
<v Speaker 3>And you're right, though they could have a lot they
<v Speaker 3>could have tapped into that little more. No, like he
<v Speaker 3>could have thrown the big show off of the building.
<v Speaker 2>I thought, that's what. Okay, So, like I knew we
<v Speaker 2>were watching the one where he spiked the burrito and like,
<v Speaker 2>but I also was thinking, like, oh, like when I
<v Speaker 2>saw this, my brain went to, like, he's about to
<v Speaker 2>do something he's gonna regrett, you know. He just makes
<v Speaker 2>the hands, which is also yeah, but you know, I
<v Speaker 2>mean everyone you know why we're here.
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, I mean, like it is it's word. But you know,
<v Speaker 3>if you never watched this, it's fucking we're playing the
<v Speaker 3>seeds here in Big Chaws as it is Burrito because
<v Speaker 3>he's gotta take a ship.
<v Speaker 2>So now we have the Apa versus the Basham Brothers.
<v Speaker 3>Let's fucking go. So this is probably like the third
<v Speaker 3>time you've seen the Bashums effort.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, dude, Like, I don't know what the hell I'm
<v Speaker 2>looking at here. So Bashing Brothers here are one of
<v Speaker 2>those teams. This is just one of those teams from
<v Speaker 2>this era. There's quite a bit of teams from this
<v Speaker 2>era and going forward into the next era where I
<v Speaker 2>just am like, who the fuck are these guys? See
<v Speaker 2>that's crazy because like I know, you watch this no,
<v Speaker 2>I mean, I know, the Bashing Brothers. I just never
<v Speaker 2>understood what I was supposed to think watching these dudes.
<v Speaker 2>I mean, didn't they spend forever in developmental?
<v Speaker 3>They did, yeah, but and that they also I don't
<v Speaker 3>think they were like together in developmental. I think them
<v Speaker 3>bring it like. I could be wrong, but I swear
<v Speaker 3>like them being the like brothers was when they got
<v Speaker 3>brought up like they were not together in Deep South
<v Speaker 3>or OVW.
<v Speaker 2>Well, like I you know, they come up and they
<v Speaker 2>get straddled with an insane gimmick. By the way, I mean,
<v Speaker 2>I genuinely don't know how you are supposed to get
<v Speaker 2>over with this gimmick. I genuinely don't understand.
<v Speaker 3>You don't think that the guys that have a dominatrix
<v Speaker 3>manager and like to get whipped and fucked in the
<v Speaker 3>ass like have aspirations to be guys here?
<v Speaker 2>What are their aspirations of the team They want to
<v Speaker 2>be the tag champs. But also like what am I
<v Speaker 2>looking at?
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, well the big thing is James. They like to
<v Speaker 3>get humiliated, dude, what is that?
<v Speaker 2>What the humiliation of rituals? And so the brothers are here.
<v Speaker 2>They spend all this time, take in fucking nine thousand
<v Speaker 2>bumps down in developmental and they thought they get caught
<v Speaker 2>up and they're complete jokes. Look at these guys.
<v Speaker 3>Come on, these are top guys here, they're fucking facing
<v Speaker 3>the APA. They get the tag titles. You just don't understand.
<v Speaker 3>You got to tap back into this and understand the
<v Speaker 3>reach the Bashus had. There's like a legendary this is
<v Speaker 3>a generational tag team.
<v Speaker 2>You like that, you know, I was thinking like maybe
<v Speaker 2>they do something cool as like a team to make
<v Speaker 2>me think like, oh maybe, like I'd like to see
<v Speaker 2>these do something. Dude, I've never seen a good bashroom brothers.
<v Speaker 3>Come on like ever, of course, how of course, of course,
<v Speaker 3>can anyone tell me one? Not right now, we're not
<v Speaker 3>talking about that one. Now. These just look like c
<v Speaker 3>A W's they do. They do look like CW's. They
<v Speaker 3>come in here, bald leather pants, Shanka's grabbing them by
<v Speaker 3>their pants and telling them the fucking ghost. She has
<v Speaker 3>the goddamn whip.
<v Speaker 2>Uh.
<v Speaker 3>Bradshaw's inn apa gear with blonde hair, which is such
<v Speaker 3>a weird look. I guess he's a weird looking bastard.
<v Speaker 3>He's got this book. You want some money here?
<v Speaker 2>It looks pretty good to me. I don't know he does.
<v Speaker 3>That's why it looks.
<v Speaker 2>It looks super well put together out.
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, well he's a fucking freak bastard. Didn't get his book.
<v Speaker 2>He's got a lot of money, my money. So last
<v Speaker 2>week Bradshaw killed Danny Bashing with a clothesline from hell,
<v Speaker 2>but Shanika interfered and they attacked jbl and then jack
<v Speaker 2>Brenshaw's balls. I don't understand what I'm watching.
<v Speaker 3>Attacked brenshawder and the pin to break it up. Then
<v Speaker 3>Doug Bash them jumped him to this is last week
<v Speaker 3>still and then they took turns kicking Brudshaw on the balls.
<v Speaker 2>What is the deal with this dame?
<v Speaker 3>That's the finish. It's one of the finishes, the sea beats.
<v Speaker 2>They don't win, they don't have there's no way. It's
<v Speaker 2>called the CBT.
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, dude, is that right? No? That we should be though?
<v Speaker 3>Holy shit, like you believe that. That's awesome, because I mean,
<v Speaker 3>why would I believe it?
<v Speaker 2>So, yeah, we start this match off here, JBL goes
<v Speaker 2>after Doug bash them.
<v Speaker 3>Let's see what I wrote here. I think that's right.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, he goes it is.
<v Speaker 3>You're right, right, he said one of the stairs on
<v Speaker 3>the floor.
<v Speaker 2>Yes, he goes after Doug Basham and throws him into
<v Speaker 2>the steps the long way.
<v Speaker 3>I mean, he fucking they're not nice to these guys.
<v Speaker 2>By the way, dude No is putting the work in
<v Speaker 2>on Danny Bashim in the ring man just clumping this
<v Speaker 2>ship out of him.
<v Speaker 3>There's a part later in the match where Tess says,
<v Speaker 3>WHOA brought to look at Danny's back? He's like his
<v Speaker 3>beck is beat red?
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, Like, I mean they're putting the work in. Well,
<v Speaker 2>JBL took nine unprotected ball shots in a row, so soone's.
<v Speaker 3>Work balls shot.
<v Speaker 2>It's my balls. Yeah, that's forgiving. Yeah, so Apau, you know,
<v Speaker 2>putting the work in all these dudes, I mean they're
<v Speaker 2>entering stuff will never go out of style. This is
<v Speaker 2>one of the most timeless teams of all time because
<v Speaker 2>big dudes giving big bumps and physical strikes does not
<v Speaker 2>go out of style.
<v Speaker 3>It will never They are such ass kickers that, like, yeah,
<v Speaker 3>I could watch them beat dudes up all day.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I mean I'm gonna kick my dad's ass all dated.
<v Speaker 2>Like that's stific, Like that's like yeah, like they just
<v Speaker 2>do their thing. Man for Rooke underrated ass kicker by
<v Speaker 2>the way.
<v Speaker 3>Dude, Okay he is. He's like a beast. He's massive,
<v Speaker 3>but also like underrated, fucking wide guy. Also great to
<v Speaker 3>play within the video games because he had all ass
<v Speaker 3>kicker moves.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I'm clubbing this shit out of you in the.
<v Speaker 3>Video game You're taking a bus.
<v Speaker 2>So Bradshaw hits the last call Fallaways LAMB based, but
<v Speaker 2>JB gets sent to the outside. I wrote JV all here,
<v Speaker 2>damn Bradshaw.
<v Speaker 3>I okay, I wrote Bradshawn on mine because I knew
<v Speaker 3>I was gonna do that.
<v Speaker 2>Whatever, you know, what the fuck this is? B he
<v Speaker 2>gets sent to the outside, and Shaniqua and whoever bash
<v Speaker 2>them this is throws them into the paste.
<v Speaker 3>Sandy fucking Baum on commentary there, of course, talking about
<v Speaker 3>the bashrooms, and Cole says, uh, you know they're a
<v Speaker 3>little odd. There's that Dug and Danny Basham. I tried
<v Speaker 3>talking to them and it was like talking to the
<v Speaker 3>barricade outside the ring, and tas like shoot laughed at
<v Speaker 3>that for some reason. I don't know.
<v Speaker 2>He just love This is like the ultimate, like commentary
<v Speaker 2>is taking a breather match ever easy time.
<v Speaker 3>Here we got before our next one. Here. Ted says, well,
<v Speaker 3>you know, sometimes being odd's a good thing. And you know, Cole,
<v Speaker 3>you succeeded in your life and you're extremely odd and
<v Speaker 3>silly looking. I'm not odd on normal.
<v Speaker 2>Michael Cole says, yeah, the orange sunglasses, Yeah, that's normal.
<v Speaker 3>It makes you look normal. Tests were in sunglasses. I
<v Speaker 3>didn't know that, brother, I love you succeeded your laughing,
<v Speaker 3>your extremelyd and silly looking.
<v Speaker 2>So for Roo kids, the dominator uh but one of
<v Speaker 2>the bashloms breaks it up and uh, I read j
<v Speaker 2>b el here JBL pushes them into the ref, knocking
<v Speaker 2>the ref down. They're all over the place on this
<v Speaker 2>finish here.
<v Speaker 3>Yeah.
<v Speaker 2>Shanika then hits a big boot on Bradshaw on the outside,
<v Speaker 2>which actually looked good, and the Bashlums hit a side
<v Speaker 2>Russian leg sweep clothesline combo that they call the ball
<v Speaker 2>and gas, which Taz laughs at. As he's calling the
<v Speaker 2>finish to this.
<v Speaker 3>Match, how are you not tapped in? I mean like
<v Speaker 3>this is a gimmick, Yes it is.
<v Speaker 2>And they pined for root here, which I was like, wow, okay,
<v Speaker 2>I mean like they're trying to make this team, right,
<v Speaker 2>APA has cred and they're trying to make this team.
<v Speaker 2>JBL's taking an unbelievable amount of shot to the balls
<v Speaker 2>and Fluke is pinned by the ball.
<v Speaker 3>And gag the ball and gag And if it makes
<v Speaker 3>you feel any better, James, at no mercy, the APA
<v Speaker 3>do lose again to the Badger Brothers.
<v Speaker 2>Wow, in my WWE the A p A drags these dudes.
<v Speaker 2>They put hair on them and then drag them by
<v Speaker 2>their hair and just beat the shit out of them
<v Speaker 2>for eight minutes. Bradshaw, it's a triple stack. Never see
<v Speaker 2>these guys ever again. She can go be the women's champions.
<v Speaker 2>She looks great.
<v Speaker 3>See that sucked up. That's fun, especially putting the hair
<v Speaker 3>on them to drag him around by it. That's fucking disrespectful.
<v Speaker 3>You're gonna get with the ball and gag and the
<v Speaker 3>CBT here soon CVT. Yeah, well they went here. They
<v Speaker 3>went to pay for you had with the ball and gag.
<v Speaker 2>I'm such an irrationally for these dudes. I don't even know.
<v Speaker 2>It's just funny. They just say stinkan ship rule my life.
<v Speaker 3>These guys suck shitty off the show for you to
<v Speaker 3>holy Ship. So went with the ball and gag batch up.
<v Speaker 3>Just get to fucking win and Shnico comes in to
<v Speaker 3>celebrate with them, and Bradshaw's had an alm.
<v Speaker 2>This is what I'm talking about. See what do they
<v Speaker 2>just did this in the match?
<v Speaker 3>Has it ever happened? I've ever seen that ship. He
<v Speaker 3>stands in there lined up there, they're doing groggy like
<v Speaker 3>when you pick up someone in the mercy and they
<v Speaker 3>have the groggy right close the Bradshaw gets in, he
<v Speaker 3>takes out the bash and fucking annihilates him and equal
<v Speaker 3>goes to kick JB on the balls. God damn I
<v Speaker 3>wrote JBL. Here fuck goes the little low Bradshaw again
<v Speaker 3>and Bradshaw catches her leg and he shoves her down
<v Speaker 3>and then he g's up for the clothes line from
<v Speaker 3>Hell and the crowd's going.
<v Speaker 2>Anytime I see the close line from Hell like yeah.
<v Speaker 3>So he fucking sets up for it, hits the ropes
<v Speaker 3>and fucking blitzes her with it. She gets Clothesline from
<v Speaker 3>Hell by Bradshaw. I mean big pop great clothesline by
<v Speaker 3>the way as well.
<v Speaker 2>Dude, Taz says Shanika. If you don't believe in God,
<v Speaker 2>you should start now. I said, wow, damn nuts.
<v Speaker 3>So, uh, I have talked about this before, but I
<v Speaker 3>don't know if you would remember. Do you remember what
<v Speaker 3>comes after this? Uh?
<v Speaker 2>No?
<v Speaker 3>Okay, so leaves ferruk No, no, no, this is with Its.
<v Speaker 3>Oddly enough, this has nothing to do with the APA.
<v Speaker 3>What happens with Oh you're talking about where she goes
<v Speaker 3>to get boobs? Yes, yes, that's what this is.
<v Speaker 2>Oh, oh my god, yes, so she can get boobs.
<v Speaker 3>Wow. So the clothesline from Hell. That writes her off
<v Speaker 3>for now. She's out for weeks, and then she comes
<v Speaker 3>back at No Mercy with bigger boobs. Wow. And they
<v Speaker 3>explained that it was because of permanent swelling from the
<v Speaker 3>Clothesline from Hell. What like, what is this team? So
<v Speaker 3>you don't fuck my Bradshaw permanent swelling? I mean you know,
<v Speaker 3>I'm not.
<v Speaker 2>I'm not fantasy booking Bash of Brothers anything. To be
<v Speaker 2>honest with you, hold it.
<v Speaker 3>Gets big boobs no, sorry.
<v Speaker 2>Gold Dust to big Boobs once more boobs Man. Yeah, yeah,
<v Speaker 2>so I was, you know, I was going to talk
<v Speaker 2>about how cool it is that jbl as a finisher,
<v Speaker 2>that's you know, feared at that level.
<v Speaker 3>But yeah, I'm I mean, like I'm personally, I'm afraid
<v Speaker 3>of it. I don't want bigger boobs.
<v Speaker 2>I mean talk about like I mean, to this day,
<v Speaker 2>to this day, Sure, the closed life from Hell is
<v Speaker 2>one of the most feared moves in wrestling period. Somehow
<v Speaker 2>he he somehow he took a move right that everyone
<v Speaker 2>does right right, and somehow it broke through the barrier
<v Speaker 2>of Like, like I was mentioning, I don't think anyone
<v Speaker 2>really takes anything in wrestling that serious anymore. Sure, when
<v Speaker 2>you get hit with the closedline from Hell, it's serious.
<v Speaker 2>You're like, oh my god, he just killed that guy.
<v Speaker 3>Dude, he's throwing up the fucking fist, the g up
<v Speaker 3>for it. It's fucking oh my, it's.
<v Speaker 2>A fucking I'm like, oh my god, he's gonna kill
<v Speaker 2>this guy.
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, and it always looked awesome, like I I you know,
<v Speaker 3>you can expose the secret to anyway you want, Like
<v Speaker 3>he talks about how he throws it, but like it
<v Speaker 3>always looked like it killed a guy, even if it wasn't.
<v Speaker 3>You know what I mean, it looked fucking great.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, because he was trying to kill them. He That's
<v Speaker 2>why it looked good. It's because he was swinging as
<v Speaker 2>hard as he can.
<v Speaker 3>Sometimes. He was trying to give a bigger boobs. James,
<v Speaker 3>you know that he never did that.
<v Speaker 2>It never will.
<v Speaker 3>That's why I've ritten down here fu.
<v Speaker 2>So Chrispin wa versus Charlie Hass is up.
<v Speaker 3>Next, dude. Okay, So we come back from commercial and
<v Speaker 3>the shot is on the commentary table and I'm staring
<v Speaker 3>at Michael Cole and Taz and then there's a naked a.
<v Speaker 2>Trains yeah a trans here arms shaved, not his torso. Well,
<v Speaker 2>you know you can't give it all up. You gotta
<v Speaker 2>shave except for his goatee, his torso and back. His
<v Speaker 2>entire torso has hair, his arms no hair, I mean
<v Speaker 2>need it. This is the craziest looking dude of all time.
<v Speaker 3>And fucking horrible talker. You should not have been on
<v Speaker 3>commentary because this guy looks insane and I love his
<v Speaker 3>moves and like watching him wrestle. I mean, this guy
<v Speaker 3>is not intimidating in the least when he talks.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, testas you smart, aren't you brought up? Yeah?
<v Speaker 3>Snow, but he looks butt ass naked sitting here with
<v Speaker 3>coal and Tazz, and Tas looks over at him and
<v Speaker 3>says sup. Trained Arian says good to be here, and
<v Speaker 3>Test says, I hear you. You look happy?
<v Speaker 2>Is his first name a trade? I mean, I gotta
<v Speaker 2>give it to him. He was not scheduled for a
<v Speaker 2>match here to night, but he still shut up in
<v Speaker 2>his gear.
<v Speaker 3>I mean he showed up to the buildings do that. Yeah,
<v Speaker 3>I mean my gear doesn't make any sense, does it.
<v Speaker 2>That's weird.
<v Speaker 3>Said last week you came out, you were a little
<v Speaker 3>high strung. You threaten everybody brought you, beat up the
<v Speaker 3>ring announcer even threatened us, and Train says, I got
<v Speaker 3>what I wanted. I got, Ben was so I guess
<v Speaker 3>last week a Trian came out and put Tony Chimmel
<v Speaker 3>in the cripple across face.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah. I don't know why.
<v Speaker 3>I just wanted to have to prove a fucking point.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, okay. Crispina was facing Charlie hass Uh and it
<v Speaker 2>mentions that Shelton Benjamin has knee surgery tomorrow. Huh that
<v Speaker 2>feeling when knee surgery is tomorrow.
<v Speaker 3>That's that coming off guards so bad. Wow, But he's
<v Speaker 3>back in two weeks. He is back in two weeks,
<v Speaker 3>and he'll be ready to jump up and put his
<v Speaker 3>balls on anyone's back at any time here too.
<v Speaker 2>Just let him know.
<v Speaker 3>Just get that rocking.
<v Speaker 2>So hasten ben Wago fifty to fifty in a grappling
<v Speaker 2>exchange here to start the match. Ben Wah looks for
<v Speaker 2>the cross face early, but hastens him to the outside
<v Speaker 2>in front of a train. A train gets up and
<v Speaker 2>looks at Benoa but has just I mean steam.
<v Speaker 3>He fucking hits him so hard from behind that I
<v Speaker 3>swear ben Wall's head bounces off the announce table for real,
<v Speaker 3>Like he hits him so fucking hard. Also, the crowd
<v Speaker 3>is now channing, shave your back at the a train.
<v Speaker 3>That's his like thing forever.
<v Speaker 2>Huh sha, yeah, I mean it is.
<v Speaker 3>That's his heat.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, that's his heat. I mean, at one point this
<v Speaker 2>guy was looking like the next star here on SmackDown.
<v Speaker 3>He was getting pushed like one right, he was a
<v Speaker 3>top guy. I mean, he was getting pushed as the
<v Speaker 3>top guy. I don't know. I don't know if he
<v Speaker 3>ever got like world title shots though.
<v Speaker 2>No, he was like an upper card gatekeeper.
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, okay, right, you have to go through like Rhino.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I mean Rhino was definitely that guy too. Sure. Yeah,
<v Speaker 2>we head back into the ring. Here, Charlie Hass hits
<v Speaker 2>the fucking Nigel ripcord lariat.
<v Speaker 3>I was fucking blown away at this, like it's the
<v Speaker 3>it's not the rain Maker one, it's the high that's
<v Speaker 3>what I The ripcord one is the high one for me.
<v Speaker 3>When he wraps the arm around the neck and fucking
<v Speaker 3>pulls ripcord fucking layer, and I said, wow, he I
<v Speaker 3>don't I don't know if he keeps doing this or not,
<v Speaker 3>but what a great move. I actually might like that
<v Speaker 3>one more than the rain Maker.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, me too. Well, I always liked it because Nigel
<v Speaker 2>would do it out of submissions, so like he would
<v Speaker 2>get you into like a U lock or something and
<v Speaker 2>then he would like wrap it around your neck and
<v Speaker 2>then spin you out for the lariat.
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, and it just looked like it for some reason
<v Speaker 3>to look like it did more. I don't know.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I mean it is an awesome move, and I
<v Speaker 2>was very surprised when he hit it here. I didn't
<v Speaker 2>even know Charlie Hass had this.
<v Speaker 3>He stole it from Nigel for sure.
<v Speaker 2>Ben Wah finally gets behind Has and is able to
<v Speaker 2>hit a German souplex.
<v Speaker 3>There you go.
<v Speaker 2>Two dudes in the crowd are going nuts for this,
<v Speaker 2>by the way.
<v Speaker 3>Finally, yeah, there's the moves on this show.
<v Speaker 2>So Has dropped toe holds ben Wah and goes for
<v Speaker 2>the hass of Pain. Nice, that's not what he calls it.
<v Speaker 2>At this point, you're still figuring that it went out.
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, that's what It's definitely an in between period of moves.
<v Speaker 3>They actually probably don't come up with all the names
<v Speaker 3>until the video game people say, hey, what do you
<v Speaker 3>call this?
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, you're probably right. Yeah, I like the Haws of
<v Speaker 2>Pain name too.
<v Speaker 3>Yeah.
<v Speaker 2>Ben Wa gets to the ropes here. Has then goes
<v Speaker 2>for the rip chord one more time. Nice, but ben
<v Speaker 2>Wah Snake eyes him on the turnbuckle and takes him
<v Speaker 2>down with a combo. Here it's up with a crime line,
<v Speaker 2>So Ben why it's another German suplex gets a two
<v Speaker 2>hits another German Suplex then locks in the sharpshooter, but
<v Speaker 2>Charlie Hask gets to the ropes. What a little bitch
<v Speaker 2>A tran well, a trian says that, by the way,
<v Speaker 2>that the sharpshooter will not work on him at the
<v Speaker 2>pay per view because his legs are too big. So
<v Speaker 2>please do not expect.
<v Speaker 3>That'd be funny and shit if like the sharpshooter was
<v Speaker 3>actually his grip tonight, Like he actually has really weak legs.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, like if you're able to get it on him,
<v Speaker 2>he insta taps. He's fucked.
<v Speaker 3>He he's a history of bad legs.
<v Speaker 2>So Charlie Hast then loads up a shot here dude,
<v Speaker 2>and it is actually unbelievable to say.
<v Speaker 3>This is horrifying, this fucking move. Like, I don't know
<v Speaker 3>how I haven't seen this more like, you know, there's
<v Speaker 3>a lot of dudes getting dropped on their head that
<v Speaker 3>get circulated. This is horrifying.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, So Charlie Hass loads up the belly to belly
<v Speaker 2>on bin Wah, sends him over and then ben Wah
<v Speaker 2>just goes fucking twelve to six and crashes right down
<v Speaker 2>on his head.
<v Speaker 3>He fucking he fucking crunches. It's like he got hit
<v Speaker 3>with a pile driver. Buddy, and an invisible man. It
<v Speaker 3>was absurd looking. Dude.
<v Speaker 2>Even Tas was like, good god, yeah, yeah, wow, I
<v Speaker 2>mean too, I like physically recoiled. I was like wow,
<v Speaker 2>oh my goodness, me too.
<v Speaker 3>I yelled, I fucking rewounded. Watched it like four times
<v Speaker 3>and Ben Wall must have not been too happy about
<v Speaker 3>it either, because has picks him up and then Bena
<v Speaker 3>immediately puts him in the.
<v Speaker 2>Cross Dude, he said, whatever we had after this, we're done.
<v Speaker 3>Get me the fuck out of this manch buddy, good lord, Yeah,
<v Speaker 3>drops him fright on his fucking head.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, so yeah, you're right. Hoss goes to pick him up.
<v Speaker 2>Ben Waj just slams him right down to the cross face.
<v Speaker 2>A tran runs in and attacks beIN wash and then
<v Speaker 2>he puts him in the cross face. Ben was tapping
<v Speaker 2>out of the cross face as referees come in and
<v Speaker 2>try to break it up.
<v Speaker 3>I thought that was cool that, like he actually tapped
<v Speaker 3>out to it too, Like. I don't know if this
<v Speaker 3>was just like to show that a train like was strong,
<v Speaker 3>but like the idea of him stealing the cross face
<v Speaker 3>and using it after that wouldn't have been a bad idea,
<v Speaker 3>But I guess you know it was Ben Wah's move
<v Speaker 3>and having too, Well, that's the.
<v Speaker 2>Whole story of this feud. I mean he put it
<v Speaker 2>on Tony Chimore or whatever.
<v Speaker 3>Well even funny. I need to see it because I'd
<v Speaker 3>love if Tony Chimble like didn't tap Himble didn't give
<v Speaker 3>a fuck about this move. The sharp shooter though, would
<v Speaker 3>have fucked him up.
<v Speaker 2>Yes, I mean that's one of the craziest moves ever
<v Speaker 2>they've done to the right man. So a train then
<v Speaker 2>runs the refs off and then talk shit to Benoir.
<v Speaker 3>I mean, a train's cool as fuck. Man like a
<v Speaker 3>train a lot me too. What a good position for him,
<v Speaker 3>like as an upper mid card gatekeeper, that's a great
<v Speaker 3>way to put that, because like that's what he was.
<v Speaker 3>He's a he's a great muscle, you know, he fits
<v Speaker 3>that category of.
<v Speaker 2>A lower card guys. And then when it's time to
<v Speaker 2>do the job, sure he does it. You know. Uh
<v Speaker 2>So there's another w W E book that you can
<v Speaker 2>buy from Amy Do Moss.
<v Speaker 3>Yeah yeah, if you guys didn't know, Oh yeah, that's right.
<v Speaker 2>On Moss.
<v Speaker 3>We're on the speaking term, you know, we're on first
<v Speaker 3>name basis. Get leader now. Yeah, her book about her
<v Speaker 3>career and ship. Uh and uh, I can't read.
<v Speaker 2>So that's a shame. I Uh, I haven't read this book.
<v Speaker 2>I didn't even know it was a book, to be
<v Speaker 2>completely honest with you.
<v Speaker 3>You thought was DVD.
<v Speaker 2>No, I just never heard of whatever this is period
<v Speaker 2>act sure? Sure? Sure? I mean the first w W
<v Speaker 2>E book that I ever heard about was Death Clutch.
<v Speaker 2>The Rock Less, Isn't there?
<v Speaker 3>Yeah?
<v Speaker 2>Oh really that was the first book I ever heard
<v Speaker 2>about from w W Publishing.
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, not even Mick Foley's.
<v Speaker 2>I I just thought it was a gimmick.
<v Speaker 3>Oh yeah, even like The Rock having a book. You
<v Speaker 3>thought that was just like all like in k fame.
<v Speaker 2>I didn't. Yeah, the first ever book I saw on well,
<v Speaker 2>like I lived in a small town, right, so like
<v Speaker 2>we don't have w W books and bookstores or anything, right.
<v Speaker 3>So like funny as ship.
<v Speaker 2>But my friend had my friend had the Brocklester Death
<v Speaker 2>Clutch book, and I was like, what the fuck? Cool?
<v Speaker 3>Wow, that's awesome. You thought that they were lying about
<v Speaker 3>The Rock and fully having New York best sellers.
<v Speaker 2>I mean it sounds ridiculous. Nick Foley new York bestseller books.
<v Speaker 3>I'm like, Okay, that's how you found out wrestling was fake.
<v Speaker 2>They're talking about w W magazine. Yeah, I've been reading that.
<v Speaker 2>That's a food lion. I'd always see the magazine food lion.
<v Speaker 2>But like, of course, yeah that and shown a jump.
<v Speaker 3>That's funny as fuck. Wow, that's awesome.
<v Speaker 2>Amy du Moss had one here. Yeah, I'd be interested
<v Speaker 2>in seeing if she talked about E c W and shit,
<v Speaker 2>that'd be cool.
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, you know what, that's a good point. Yeah, I definitely.
<v Speaker 3>I I like the idea of reading wrestling. I like
<v Speaker 3>the idea of reading books in general. I just brain
<v Speaker 3>is fucked up.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, man, you gotta put it in like shorts.
<v Speaker 3>Oh yeah, Like I need like an AI generated voice
<v Speaker 3>reading it to me over a Minecraft video and.
<v Speaker 2>I have to scroll them like this every forty five seconds.
<v Speaker 3>They're just scroll it up.
<v Speaker 2>Vince McMahon town hauls up next. I gotta tell you, man,
<v Speaker 2>this felt super out of place for this era of SmackDown.
<v Speaker 3>Yeah.
<v Speaker 2>Like him coming out here, I was like, hmmm, like,
<v Speaker 2>maybe he doesn't have to anymore. Maybe someone Well if
<v Speaker 2>you probably told him that, he probably would have fired
<v Speaker 2>you on the spot. What do you mean I don't anymore?
<v Speaker 3>You're right, this definitely feels like something misplaced, like an
<v Speaker 3>angle with Vince McMahon. SmackDown in general, I guess it's
<v Speaker 3>kind of weird, like maybe early SmackDown during the Flare
<v Speaker 3>stuff that makes more sense, but during this like the
<v Speaker 3>Hayman's era, Like yeah, no, this is weird.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, it is weird, and uh just could not give
<v Speaker 2>less of a fuck about this. It's not even compelling. No,
<v Speaker 2>I mean, like, at least the Steve Austin stuff is compelling.
<v Speaker 2>This just sucks.
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, I won't do the whole king in noboodle here
<v Speaker 3>because again it's it's it's pretty much everything you would
<v Speaker 3>assume this is. But I'll try to give you a
<v Speaker 3>cliff notes version of this promo. So, Stephanie had booked
<v Speaker 3>Brock to face Taker and defend his we title at
<v Speaker 3>No Mercy, and Vince suggested that she should not do
<v Speaker 3>this because if she didn't that there will be another
<v Speaker 3>match involving him against her in the first ever father
<v Speaker 3>daughter I quit match. Now this is first ever for
<v Speaker 3>a good reason because it shouldn't have happened. It should
<v Speaker 3>have stayed as never ever Father Daughter EE quit match.
<v Speaker 3>Like what a stupid idea, I know, like just seems super.
<v Speaker 2>Out of place for this era, especially for SmackDown, which
<v Speaker 2>is still doing well.
<v Speaker 3>Yeah. Yeah, So he's given Stephanie a chance to come
<v Speaker 3>out here and just resign. He says, I want you
<v Speaker 3>to come out here, and I'm hoping she does that
<v Speaker 3>right thing and respectfully resigns as general manager a SmackDown.
<v Speaker 3>And Stephanie comes out and I've seen I've seen this
<v Speaker 3>entrance probably in every version of it possible, on many forums,
<v Speaker 3>in signatures and avatars, in gift form. This is a legendary.
<v Speaker 3>Is Stephanie look here?
<v Speaker 2>It really is. I feel like she wears his shirt
<v Speaker 2>a lot. Either she did, or like I only ever
<v Speaker 2>see you've only seen this, he's only ever seen in
<v Speaker 2>his shirt. Wow, she wears his shirt a lot.
<v Speaker 3>So Stephanie comes out and says, uh, you know, she
<v Speaker 3>appreciates that Vince gave her time to think about a decision,
<v Speaker 3>but her answer is quite simply no. She's not going
<v Speaker 3>to change the title much No Mercy and she will
<v Speaker 3>not quit, not now, not ever. And Vince says, yes
<v Speaker 3>you will. He will quit. If not tonight, you'll quit
<v Speaker 3>a no mercy when everyone with an earshot can here,
<v Speaker 3>I quit. I gut and then he spends like the
<v Speaker 3>next like four minutes just fucking yelling in her face,
<v Speaker 3>just telling her she's gonna quit it, no mercy uh,
<v Speaker 3>and asking her why why are you making me do
<v Speaker 3>this to you? Why? Why are you may you me
<v Speaker 3>come down the ringing and pummel and mat down my
<v Speaker 3>own daughter. You're making me do that? And he's just
<v Speaker 3>fucking going crazy. So he's like, I didn't make you
<v Speaker 3>do ship, Like she's getting emotional. I didn't make you
<v Speaker 3>do anything. We don't got to do this ship And
<v Speaker 3>man says, oh, yes we do. You're making me do it.
<v Speaker 3>And he talks about all the stuff he saw her
<v Speaker 3>dude growing up, like a first bicycle ride, YadA, YadA, YadA.
<v Speaker 3>He says, she's throwing it all away and she's crushing
<v Speaker 3>it and she's she's gonna leave it in out bloody pulp,
<v Speaker 3>everything that they've had together, and then he just keeps
<v Speaker 3>fucking going on. He says, he raises his hand up
<v Speaker 3>to the air and he said, I don't know. I'm
<v Speaker 3>guessing he was talking to God. I don't know what
<v Speaker 3>this what? What's that?
<v Speaker 1>Is?
<v Speaker 3>What you do? And it wasn't hand over hard it
<v Speaker 3>was just hand.
<v Speaker 2>Up, Yeah, just hand up and then slams in a much.
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, shrike down.
<v Speaker 2>I felt like a TV like preacher or something.
<v Speaker 3>It did feel that, which I I guess he has
<v Speaker 3>done that a lot, so maybe there was something to that.
<v Speaker 2>That's kind of his gimmick.
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, he is a weird TV preacher.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah.
<v Speaker 3>Oh yeah, that's a good point. Yeah, that's true. That's
<v Speaker 3>where I think Punk got like a lot of his
<v Speaker 3>like traded society ship from Evangelic. That's a fund up.
<v Speaker 2>Were to say, saying, yeah, I definitely didn't get right either.
<v Speaker 3>Uh. Sable starts to comfort Vince, and it tells him
<v Speaker 3>not be so hard on himself, because when you step
<v Speaker 3>in the ring with Stephanie, don't think of her as
<v Speaker 3>your daughter, think of her issue really is And what
<v Speaker 3>would you what was it you called her last week?
<v Speaker 2>Uh?
<v Speaker 3>Disrespectful little bitch. Oh dude, come on, definitely right here, dude,
<v Speaker 3>Stephanie says, Sable is a conversation between me and my father.
<v Speaker 3>So why don't you go do what you do best,
<v Speaker 3>go back in the men's locker room and lay flat
<v Speaker 3>on your back.
<v Speaker 2>Oh my good god, they are watching, Oh my god.
<v Speaker 3>They they do that ship just on the locker room floor.
<v Speaker 3>That's probably fucking nasty. Yeah, and who's back there, Canyon, Like,
<v Speaker 3>I mean Canyon Shannon More.
<v Speaker 2>They were Yeah, all the boys are busy.
<v Speaker 3>So Sable slap Stephanie and seventy tackles her cat fight
<v Speaker 3>style in the ring, and Vince grabs Stephanie by her
<v Speaker 3>hair and he has this fucking just completely insane look
<v Speaker 3>on his face. This is this is a fucked up guy,
<v Speaker 3>not just in general, just like here, he just put
<v Speaker 3>him in a bubble. This guy's insane looking. I mean,
<v Speaker 3>he looks like he's about to explode. His face is
<v Speaker 3>so red, and he's gritting his teeth. It looks like
<v Speaker 3>he's trying to bite through them. This is a nuts
<v Speaker 3>looking dude. And then Vince think of all the things
<v Speaker 3>he could do to Stephanie here, Like you know, he's
<v Speaker 3>about to unleash something horrible. He's about to do something horrible.
<v Speaker 2>Ask the assault driver.
<v Speaker 3>Have to do an unbelievably fucked up things. So chunks
<v Speaker 3>to the mother and bomb. So Vince grabs me by
<v Speaker 3>her hair and he picks her up in a scoop
<v Speaker 3>slam position. Oh my god, he benchs like a hogging it. Andre,
<v Speaker 3>he stude, Vince is this is.
<v Speaker 2>Nuts, man. Vince grabs her like he put all this work.
<v Speaker 2>He put all this work, yeah, into like getting this
<v Speaker 2>like one moment over where he grabs her by the
<v Speaker 2>hair and she's crying and he says, you're making me
<v Speaker 2>do this. So then he grabs her into a worked body.
<v Speaker 3>Slam scoops not a power slam, not like a military
<v Speaker 3>press scoop slamser. But you know, to be fair, that
<v Speaker 3>is what Hogan to Andre, and that was like one
<v Speaker 3>of the biggest moments ever. So this is obviously identical.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, you're making me do this. Starts working an.
<v Speaker 3>Arms it old the cross face and somebody doesn't tap,
<v Speaker 3>so he's fucking scoop slamser and he's looking down at
<v Speaker 3>He says, why do you make me do that?
<v Speaker 2>You're making me do this? So he picks her back up,
<v Speaker 2>and Vince goes into the tombstone and then the Undertaker
<v Speaker 2>comes out because he runs by gorilla position. He's not
<v Speaker 2>gonna do my Oh no, that's the stone. No, he's
<v Speaker 2>halfway down the hallway. You're making me do this, Undertaker,
<v Speaker 2>no taking a wrestlers picking her up I'm sorry.
<v Speaker 3>That's how I like the idea of it's picking her
<v Speaker 3>up and doing more basic moves. You made me do this,
<v Speaker 3>he Snapman, it.
<v Speaker 2>Starts bumping and feeding her. You're like, you're making me
<v Speaker 2>do this. Pick her up line, pumping, feed line. Oh
<v Speaker 2>here we go back body, you're making me do this,
<v Speaker 2>he sends her off.
<v Speaker 3>Drop down.
<v Speaker 2>Oh hell yeah, grab the gin. Now we're working.
<v Speaker 3>You're making me do the international.
<v Speaker 2>I started doing the criss cross rope running.
<v Speaker 3>You're making me do this. Oh my god, Oh sorry, sorry, Yeah,
<v Speaker 3>so that was not the end of the segment. He
<v Speaker 3>scoop slams are no, it's not. He grabs her by
<v Speaker 3>the hair again to pick her up. Undertaker must have
<v Speaker 3>known he was about to do the tombstone.
<v Speaker 2>He saw throat slip, no pushes midion three Midian probably Asian.
<v Speaker 2>In this segment, he said, look, Vince, you got here,
<v Speaker 2>will work? Slam you hog?
<v Speaker 3>What big?
<v Speaker 2>Who are you?
<v Speaker 3>Yeah? That's my finish advice. Lam, don't you remember? Are
<v Speaker 3>you big? So Vinz picks her up again, and the
<v Speaker 3>Undertaker hits the ring and he's standing behind him and
<v Speaker 3>punches Vnce in the head and Fitz falls and then
<v Speaker 3>take her picks mens up. He has him goozled. It's
<v Speaker 3>going for the choke slam, but Brock hits the ring
<v Speaker 3>and take her. Of course anticipated this and turns around
<v Speaker 3>and Big boots Brock in the head and Vincent Sable
<v Speaker 3>and Broccol powder up the ramp and and then Stephanie
<v Speaker 3>can take her left in the ring. And Stephanie is
<v Speaker 3>crying because she had to run an international.
<v Speaker 2>She had to take a body slam.
<v Speaker 3>She's taking the Olympic Slam, the pedigree, the stunner. Yeah,
<v Speaker 3>like that's fucking great.
<v Speaker 2>He was fucking symbolized.
<v Speaker 3>She was hanging out with Midian in the boiler.
<v Speaker 2>Room, dude, yeah, and video take it out back there
<v Speaker 2>right now.
<v Speaker 3>He's eating slop shit from a bucket.
<v Speaker 2>Vice, Why a fuck did you call a body slam.
<v Speaker 3>That just sucked? You're fired? Are you hired? You're fired?
<v Speaker 2>So we go backstage. Big Show is lacing his boots
<v Speaker 2>in the locker room, not having sex.
<v Speaker 3>Not having sex with anybody.
<v Speaker 2>There's no one else even here.
<v Speaker 3>It's just him. Yeah, the boys are not here. And
<v Speaker 3>and Big Shows, yeah, she had lacing up his boosts
<v Speaker 3>and a random voice from behind the wall says Senor Guerrero, Eddie,
<v Speaker 3>I got a delivery for you. Where you are you?
<v Speaker 3>And I mean, like this is I mean, this is
<v Speaker 3>fucking insane.
<v Speaker 2>Man.
<v Speaker 3>Obviously shummering ahead a bit. This turns out this is
<v Speaker 3>fucking you know Eddie GROW's cousin, but like it was,
<v Speaker 3>like that existed in No. Three. This dude walks in
<v Speaker 3>with a fucking the biggest sombrero I've ever seen on it.
<v Speaker 3>Underneath it it says Mexico on it. And he comes
<v Speaker 3>in and he looks at Big Show and says, hey,
<v Speaker 3>Eddie Garrero, Hey is Eddy here? Says does it look
<v Speaker 3>like he's here? And the guy says, I don't know, man,
<v Speaker 3>I'm just I just got a delivery for him. Big
<v Speaker 3>Show stops and he says what kind of delivery and
<v Speaker 3>the guy says, a lot of burritos? And Big Show
<v Speaker 3>is now burritos.
<v Speaker 2>He said there's a lot of burritos, and Big Show says,
<v Speaker 2>a lot of burritos.
<v Speaker 3>He gets fired up. He fucking stands up, slaps the
<v Speaker 3>guy's head off, and snatches the bag because you know why, James,
<v Speaker 3>He's he is hungry.
<v Speaker 2>The Big Show opens the bag and he says Wow,
<v Speaker 2>these burritos, they're spilling on the floor. I've never seen
<v Speaker 2>someone do that, lay all the food out on the floor,
<v Speaker 2>all these.
<v Speaker 3>Did he not hear what Sable's doing on the floor.
<v Speaker 3>Get that ship off there, he says, no way, Eddie
<v Speaker 3>couldn't eat all that.
<v Speaker 2>It's crazy. Eddie ordered a little too much food.
<v Speaker 3>It looks like, what kind of burritos you got here? Man?
<v Speaker 3>You got any beef ones? You got this wrapped up
<v Speaker 3>real tight?
<v Speaker 2>He's trying to open. He got this wrapped up real
<v Speaker 2>tight under his bread. He says, that's a beef one.
<v Speaker 3>So big show. Takes a big ass bite of this burrito,
<v Speaker 3>and I'm pretty sure James has sent me the image
<v Speaker 3>of this four thousand times before this show, so seeing
<v Speaker 3>this in real time it was fucked up. I've only
<v Speaker 3>seen the spills.
<v Speaker 2>Takes a big dig bite that burrita a huge bite
<v Speaker 2>and he goes.
<v Speaker 3>Aniblyd that's really good. That's perfect. He's fucking going to
<v Speaker 3>town on this thing.
<v Speaker 2>I love the way he said, yeah, it helps fight
<v Speaker 2>freezer burns. Going to make the freezer with me, I'll
<v Speaker 2>tell you that much.
<v Speaker 3>And he picks up another one and unwraps it. And
<v Speaker 3>he says, I want you to do me a favor.
<v Speaker 3>What's your name? And the guy says Jose, and Big says, Jose,
<v Speaker 3>I want you to make sure that Eddie Guerrero gets
<v Speaker 3>his burrito. And then he has this thing unwrapped and
<v Speaker 3>Big Show licks this burrito the long way and then
<v Speaker 3>honked to a spits on bad I mean, dude, dude,
<v Speaker 3>big fucking lug. He licks it the long way, crazy style,
<v Speaker 3>spits on it. Then he wraps it back up up
<v Speaker 3>and he says, you Tellity Guerrero that the Big Show
<v Speaker 3>put a little special sauce in this burrito. And the
<v Speaker 3>guy says, okay, he watched him do He says okay.
<v Speaker 2>He takes it.
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, yeah, no, I got you like I'll do that.
<v Speaker 2>Big Show says, why don't you tell Eddie Guerrero when
<v Speaker 2>you're delivering this that I I did something to this.
<v Speaker 3>Tell any Gerrera I get a ship a here, bitch. Okay,
<v Speaker 3>So yeah, Big Show sits back down and he takes
<v Speaker 3>another big ass fight of a fucking bite of this burrito,
<v Speaker 3>and he goes like that's not an exaggeration. He legit goes, this.
<v Speaker 2>Might be my good Yeah wow eat.
<v Speaker 3>Stop Spammy.
<v Speaker 2>So we go to the next match of the evening.
<v Speaker 2>Here to Jerry versus Billy Kidman, Cruise Right.
<v Speaker 3>Title on the line. Here to Jerry uh new cruiseweight champion.
<v Speaker 3>As of last week, he faced the Rays Stereo in
<v Speaker 3>a match to Jerry went for a power bomb. In
<v Speaker 3>that match, Ray counter with Irana and stacked him up
<v Speaker 3>for a pin. The ref was the original ref was
<v Speaker 3>down and another ref was there trying to help said
<v Speaker 3>ref and didn't see to jury spit his missed upwards
<v Speaker 3>into Ray's face, which was awesome, and then hit him
<v Speaker 3>with the buzzal kick and beat Ray to win the title.
<v Speaker 2>So to Jerry beat raymas Terio for the Cruiserweight title.
<v Speaker 2>That's like a big deal.
<v Speaker 3>That's on SmackDown too. But yeah no, that's a pretty
<v Speaker 3>that's a huge win.
<v Speaker 2>So Billy Kidman, we start this match off, tries to
<v Speaker 2>hit the ropes here.
<v Speaker 3>Run straight into the reft to start the mot Dude,
<v Speaker 3>yeah I would have been I would have it's a
<v Speaker 3>tape show. I'm punching the ref and.
<v Speaker 2>Then we're running out real quick. Over just.
<v Speaker 3>Want to kick you in the head for a second year.
<v Speaker 3>While Kinman was making his entrance, Mike Kyota was given
<v Speaker 3>to Jerry shit because he obviously ended up seeing the
<v Speaker 3>missed thing the week have or you know after the
<v Speaker 3>show aired and Tjer was opening his mouth to show
<v Speaker 3>that he has no missed particles in his mouth.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I mean, that's what you gotta do every match
<v Speaker 2>is let me see your mouth, let me smell your breath.
<v Speaker 3>Sounds like rita, that's weird.
<v Speaker 2>So Billy Kidman hits a house show dive for the
<v Speaker 2>outside and goes for a springboard back inside, but to
<v Speaker 2>Jerry kicks him out of the air hits his arm. Yeah,
<v Speaker 2>and that is where Kidman starts selling his arm for
<v Speaker 2>this one. So to Jerry is now targeting the arm
<v Speaker 2>kim It fights back by kicking to Jerry out of
<v Speaker 2>the corner. He can't use his arm, so he fights
<v Speaker 2>back by kicking him out of the corner and then
<v Speaker 2>hits it up elbow off the second. I thought that
<v Speaker 2>was awesome that Kidman hits a bulldog out of the corner,
<v Speaker 2>goes to drag him to the corner for the shooter. Yeah,
<v Speaker 2>but to Jerry kicks him off the ground. To Jerry
<v Speaker 2>goes for a spinning DDT out of the corner, dude,
<v Speaker 2>but Kidman turns it into the BK bomb.
<v Speaker 3>That was fucking awesome. I uh I was. I was like, Wow,
<v Speaker 3>that caught me super off guard. I bit on the
<v Speaker 3>pin too, me too.
<v Speaker 2>That was the sickest shit I've seen all night. I
<v Speaker 2>was like, Wow, that was fantastic. Yeah, like, can't use
<v Speaker 2>his arm, can't do anything. The only way he can
<v Speaker 2>hit this move right now is if it's completely out
<v Speaker 2>of circumstance.
<v Speaker 3>If if he if he found the pocket to fucking
<v Speaker 3>do it, and he found it and planned it. When
<v Speaker 3>a b K bomb's a cool move too, I don't know.
<v Speaker 3>Uh many people will do it. Lancecade use it as
<v Speaker 3>a finish.
<v Speaker 2>That's a crazy sholl wow.
<v Speaker 3>That's I only know that because Slip would play as
<v Speaker 3>lens Kate when we played SVR nine. He called it
<v Speaker 3>the Gordina crunch.
<v Speaker 2>So to Jerry locks in the tarantulon Kidman. He sets
<v Speaker 2>up for the buzzsack kick. The Kidman ducks and hits
<v Speaker 2>the dropkick for.
<v Speaker 3>A two, which was hot. Like the crowd was like
<v Speaker 3>oh fuck.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, and like super in line for the match. Nothing
<v Speaker 2>here was out of place, just super well worked here.
<v Speaker 2>The ref ends up moving out of the way in
<v Speaker 2>the corner, uh, to get out of the way of
<v Speaker 2>both the guys.
<v Speaker 3>Super smart finish here by the way, and.
<v Speaker 2>He doesn't see that. To Jerry low blows Billy Kidney
<v Speaker 2>and then to Jerry hits the buzz sock kick and.
<v Speaker 3>Taunts and this is fucking awesome. Yeah, super fun match,
<v Speaker 3>creative finish. I liked everything about this.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I mean, both guys came out of it made right,
<v Speaker 2>Like Kidman probably could have beat this guy if he
<v Speaker 2>didn't just happened to get hit in the arm early on. Yeah, right,
<v Speaker 2>and that was kind of the story there was, like
<v Speaker 2>if he could hit any of his regular ship he
<v Speaker 2>would have won, but he couldn't.
<v Speaker 3>And like that and to Jerry was right there to
<v Speaker 3>fuck him each time.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, great work from these guys here, really very cool.
<v Speaker 2>So now we have Big Show versus Orlando Jordan. Big
<v Speaker 2>Show walks out here. He's got a little indigestion.
<v Speaker 3>And he's burping and rubbing his belly and like they
<v Speaker 3>I mean, he is panomiming having a stomach ache more
<v Speaker 3>than I've ever seen anybody do this in my life.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, dude, that's awesome. Dude, I'm like this too, and
<v Speaker 2>I need to take a ship at Disney World.
<v Speaker 3>He's I mean, big show has to take a big
<v Speaker 3>ass ship. And yeah, he's holding his stomach because that's
<v Speaker 3>where all this ship is. It's in the stomach.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I mean, this is Dave England on every jacket.
<v Speaker 3>I'm a big show and this is shipped my pantsos
<v Speaker 3>back down.
<v Speaker 2>I don't think I'm gonna make it spack und.
<v Speaker 3>Yeah.
<v Speaker 2>So Orlando Jordan's here. He's an upstart. That's his gimmick here.
<v Speaker 2>He's a young upstart, like college level wrestler.
<v Speaker 3>Yeah. Obviously this is before JBL. So he hasn't found
<v Speaker 3>his role in the cabinet or anything. Yeah, this is
<v Speaker 3>yeah young blue chipper. Orlando Jordan's hasn't found hasn't found
<v Speaker 3>a caution tape and calm.
<v Speaker 2>So Orlanda. Jordan's starts hitting, showing his stomach. Stop.
<v Speaker 3>Come on, his face is insane looking. You can see
<v Speaker 3>him going, oh, I mean like funny, man, this is
<v Speaker 3>fun I actually fucking love this. I don't know, man,
<v Speaker 3>Like Orlando Jordan has him backed in the corner and
<v Speaker 3>starts shoulder tackling him in the stomach.
<v Speaker 2>A pictures like, oh, so Big Shot throws with the
<v Speaker 2>corner and chops him, and then Big Show is in
<v Speaker 2>shock and how much shit is about to come out
<v Speaker 2>of his ass?
<v Speaker 3>Dude, his turns are fucking just brewing. He's brewing a
<v Speaker 3>fat ship.
<v Speaker 2>So Big Show then powders and he holds his stomach
<v Speaker 2>and he starts walking towards the ramp holding his stomach
<v Speaker 2>and clenching his ass cheeks.
<v Speaker 3>Orlando Jordan annihilated his stomach throw Luke Allens punches to
<v Speaker 3>the mid section. Big Show is fucked. He's he was
<v Speaker 3>selling by shaking his head going no, no, no, and
<v Speaker 3>then yeah, he's leaving holding his ass. He the referee
<v Speaker 3>is counting, he's you know the ten count here, He's
<v Speaker 3>gonna get counted out. Big showd looks back to try
<v Speaker 3>to figure out if he should go back because he's
<v Speaker 3>about to lose the match, and his eyes are squinted
<v Speaker 3>because he's in so much pain and his mouth is open.
<v Speaker 3>He goes oh, and he fucking walks up the ramp
<v Speaker 3>and Orlando Jordan wins by count out because Big Show
<v Speaker 3>is going to take a big ass ship in his pants.
<v Speaker 2>I mean, this was inspired work. I just want to
<v Speaker 2>make sure we all understand. Yeah, this was inspired, that
<v Speaker 2>is that's not all though, No it is not. It
<v Speaker 2>actually gets even crazier, uh if you can believe that.
<v Speaker 2>So Taz then shows a WWE magazine with Zack Gowan
<v Speaker 2>on the front Runner before we Go via satellite, which
<v Speaker 2>is nuts. So Zach Gowan to.
<v Speaker 3>No reaction on a tape show. They couldn't even pipe
<v Speaker 3>in like people giving a ship about the.
<v Speaker 2>Ship for everyone's entrance. For Zach Gollan, I don't think so.
<v Speaker 3>Fucked this fucking guy.
<v Speaker 2>For Zach, Cowen says, dude, what was trying to take
<v Speaker 2>a ship or something?
<v Speaker 3>Yeah? Yeah, So I guess Zach, this is coming off
<v Speaker 3>the heels of Brock Lesner throwing him down his floodest stairs. Yeah,
<v Speaker 3>took him out. So he's home at Michigan and Cole says,
<v Speaker 3>Zach looks like you're in good spirits, which is surprising
<v Speaker 3>considering Brock push you down the floodesttairs. But everyone's been
<v Speaker 3>asking Zach how you feeling and what can we expect
<v Speaker 3>you back and and Zach says, I'm feeling a little
<v Speaker 3>better than the big show right now. So all you
<v Speaker 3>got to take a big ass dick. But they couldn't
<v Speaker 3>even pipe with like fake laugh or anything like. He says,
<v Speaker 3>I may not be one hundred percent, but then again,
<v Speaker 3>it's been a long time since I've been one hundred percent.
<v Speaker 3>Just in case, you know, guy, anyone that might not
<v Speaker 3>know who Zach Gowen is, he is the one legged wrestler.
<v Speaker 3>So that was what that meant.
<v Speaker 2>Sadly, right now, all I'm thinking about his big show's
<v Speaker 2>assfully ship.
<v Speaker 3>He's taking a big dikey and he says he's been
<v Speaker 3>rehabbing his leg and he appreciates everyone's concern, but he's
<v Speaker 3>tired of talking about this. He's tired of the sympathy.
<v Speaker 3>This is all for him, and next week he's gonna
<v Speaker 3>prove that because he's back in the ring next week
<v Speaker 3>and see you next week, Michael. And I'm like, oh what,
<v Speaker 3>He's Wrestley's Michael Gold next week. It's crazy crazy. He
<v Speaker 3>requested that I would like to come back bag against
<v Speaker 3>Michael Cole.
<v Speaker 2>Please. Yeah, well, you're gonna dip out to the ink
<v Speaker 2>goal line.
<v Speaker 3>Let's fucking go, let's fucking go.
<v Speaker 2>His leg off. Oh my god, he gets small packaged.
<v Speaker 3>He actually pulls another leg and that one comes off
<v Speaker 3>to what happened here?
<v Speaker 2>So oh my, we go backstage. Big Show is in
<v Speaker 2>the stall and this ship is coming at his ass
<v Speaker 2>nuts and like.
<v Speaker 3>Dude, this is the ship. Ever at first I thought
<v Speaker 3>he was shipting in the.
<v Speaker 2>You don't want to get in the family stall.
<v Speaker 3>Nothing, dude, Yeah, I mean Big Show's legs are sticking
<v Speaker 3>out of this fucking stall. He's shipping wet style. Big
<v Speaker 3>ass turns.
<v Speaker 2>Well. I walk in the bathroom and I see that
<v Speaker 2>the big stall is opened. I'll walk over to the
<v Speaker 2>door deck.
<v Speaker 5>But hell, yeah, manna stretch out. It'll take a big
<v Speaker 5>awesome man. Yeah, man, that's a big show said all right,
<v Speaker 5>right that he should have been fun as he was,
<v Speaker 5>but a naked I guess, so you had to take
<v Speaker 5>a single it off right, like she's got the boot
<v Speaker 5>called Vader style this ship. Eddie walks in and says,
<v Speaker 5>I Gawa, oh man, that Big Show and big shops
<v Speaker 5>just leave me alone.
<v Speaker 2>Somebody smells like.
<v Speaker 3>Shit, somebody's ship, so please, I can't. I'm going to
<v Speaker 3>mention it when I can. But this entire segment, the
<v Speaker 3>background sound of it is wet, shitty farts. The whole
<v Speaker 3>fucking time.
<v Speaker 2>Did this ship hitting the water like constantly?
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, like he is. I've never heard someone ship for
<v Speaker 3>this long in my life.
<v Speaker 2>He's like talking, he's like talking conversation. Ship is still
<v Speaker 2>hitting the water.
<v Speaker 3>That's fucking crazy. And Eddie says, I'm sorry, man, to
<v Speaker 3>disturb me while you're on the commode.
<v Speaker 2>I'd be like, what do this fucking later? I just like,
<v Speaker 2>can't stay here while you're dropping ships in the toilet.
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, please just get it away from me. This smells
<v Speaker 3>horrible in here, man, And Eddie says, man, it smells
<v Speaker 3>like something called up you in die. I guess that's
<v Speaker 3>what's happened show, And Big Sure says, what are you
<v Speaker 3>talking about? And Eddie says, that's what happens when you
<v Speaker 3>punk me out twice. You think you punk me out twice? Man,
<v Speaker 3>get away with it down here, dude shitting his ass off,
<v Speaker 3>And Big Sure says Eddie, I didn't do anything. And
<v Speaker 3>now Big Show is now holding the top of the
<v Speaker 3>stall while he's shitting his ass off, and Eddie says,
<v Speaker 3>the reason they're in there is because I did this.
<v Speaker 3>It was my cousin Jose. You just met right now
<v Speaker 3>and ate that burrito essay, and I put special sauce,
<v Speaker 3>and I mean some real good special sauce, that type
<v Speaker 3>that makes your stomach do what it's doing right now.
<v Speaker 3>Special sauce. What the fuck is it?
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I mean that's the special Eddie Gerrero sauce that
<v Speaker 2>makes you shit your pa. Everyone knows that he just
<v Speaker 2>ship in its gimming, especially pant sauce sauceman, and.
<v Speaker 3>Bigtre says, oh, you're killing me.
<v Speaker 2>Oh, I knew I shoulna hate that burrito. I knew
<v Speaker 2>there was gonna be Eddie girls sh your pants sauce
<v Speaker 2>in it.
<v Speaker 3>I shouldn't know. And he says, hey, man, let me
<v Speaker 3>ask you a question. What are you gonna do to
<v Speaker 3>wipe your ass?
<v Speaker 2>Fuck you?
<v Speaker 3>Fuck you? Eddie is like three yearrolls of toilet paper
<v Speaker 3>in his hands, and Big Sure goes, no, no, Eddie,
<v Speaker 3>there's the toilet paper here. And Eddie says, oh yeah,
<v Speaker 3>I forgot. I took the tilt pip out an hour ago.
<v Speaker 3>He says, no, man, dude, Eddie.
<v Speaker 2>Eddie crashes out here.
<v Speaker 3>This is nuts, dude, Eddie. Picture is odd. Oh man,
<v Speaker 3>and Eddie says, I got something for you to wipe
<v Speaker 3>your ass with. And I was like, I thought he
<v Speaker 3>was gonna hand him like one sheet or something, or
<v Speaker 3>like give him just something stupid to wipe his ass with,
<v Speaker 3>or give him a burrito. Instead, Eddie full full sprints
<v Speaker 3>at the door and kicks it. In Big Shows he's ship,
<v Speaker 3>oh my.
<v Speaker 2>God, like door, Yeah, you can wipe your ass with
<v Speaker 2>my boot. Eddie kicks the door in Big Show's sitting there,
<v Speaker 2>still shiitting in the toilet, kicks the door in Big
<v Speaker 2>Show is butt ass naked, is standing. This is one
<v Speaker 2>of those ships, so you take all your clothes off.
<v Speaker 3>The show is butt ass naked with his boots on them.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, dude, And like he's like, no, Eddie, I need.
<v Speaker 3>I'll be wipe her and he kicks the door over.
<v Speaker 3>It doesn't like it doesn't swing open. Please don't get this, Swiston.
<v Speaker 3>It doesn't just swing open. Its collapses.
<v Speaker 2>Demon what a demon? Bigs just sitting there holding the
<v Speaker 2>door up so you can't see him.
<v Speaker 3>He's just Big Show stands up. WHI holding the door
<v Speaker 3>and he's pissed. He says, you's son of a And
<v Speaker 3>then Big Show starts shitting while he's standing, and that
<v Speaker 3>causes quite a fucking issue for him. Because he's going oh,
<v Speaker 3>and he points at him and says, Mantezuma ain't got
<v Speaker 3>nothing on Guerrero. And he leaves and Big Show is
<v Speaker 3>there holding a door, crying, shitting and he's sitting back down.
<v Speaker 3>Now his legs are now up, he's floating. He shakes
<v Speaker 3>as much as piling up and floating him off the toilet.
<v Speaker 2>Dude, Dad says, you smell that and like your girl says,
<v Speaker 2>I what do you mean? This ship is hitting the arena.
<v Speaker 3>It's so much ship. Remember remember the Southwark episode where
<v Speaker 3>Randy was trying to have the biggest turn ever. I
<v Speaker 3>do with They should with Bono, they should have figured
<v Speaker 3>out a way to have Big Show come off the seat.
<v Speaker 3>Ship stop.
<v Speaker 2>So the main event is John Cena and brock Lesnar
<v Speaker 2>versus Undertaker and Kurt Angle.
<v Speaker 3>Oh yes, yeah, I ah a lot of a lot
<v Speaker 3>of bit obviously, Uh fucking Sena Angle got issues, brock
<v Speaker 3>and Taker got issues. This is uh booking one on one.
<v Speaker 2>Sina does his wrap.
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, he all, you know, just the usual bullshit here.
<v Speaker 3>He says, uh, just like big shows. Diarrhea's diarrhea. You
<v Speaker 3>can't stop my ship.
<v Speaker 2>And then brock Lester comes out and Taz says his
<v Speaker 2>famous line.
<v Speaker 3>Brought uh.
<v Speaker 2>That brock Lester comes out, brought up.
<v Speaker 3>His famous line isn't hot heroes just me? Well, here
<v Speaker 3>comes to pain, dude. I mean that's legendary. That is
<v Speaker 3>fucking legendary. I don't has he has Tas talked about that?
<v Speaker 3>Like did was here comes the pain? The thing Taz said?
<v Speaker 3>And it just got put to Brock or were they
<v Speaker 3>already saying that about Brock?
<v Speaker 2>That's a great question.
<v Speaker 3>I don't know if anyone knows about it. Yeah, anyone knows.
<v Speaker 3>Let us know, because I uh, I mean what a
<v Speaker 3>I mean a legendary line.
<v Speaker 2>Brock comes out here and he looks fucking insane. I mean,
<v Speaker 2>this dude is we can't twenty six years of age
<v Speaker 2>year and he is just we.
<v Speaker 3>Cannot emphasize it enough. How fucking huge this guy is.
<v Speaker 3>And like yeah, I mean he's of course this guy
<v Speaker 3>him a top guy. Immediately look at this fucking freak.
<v Speaker 2>So the crowd chance you tapped out at brock Lesnar
<v Speaker 2>because he tapped to Kurt Angle at Summer Slam?
<v Speaker 3>How far go was something? Was that the last I'm
<v Speaker 3>assuming that was the last pay.
<v Speaker 2>Review August September probably okay, oh yeah, okay, they might
<v Speaker 2>have had their Iron Man match in between here.
<v Speaker 3>They I think the ironmand match was like two weeks
<v Speaker 3>before this.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, that's right. Yeah, so yeah, they're in a hell
<v Speaker 2>of a run right now. Sure, they're pushing kurd Angle
<v Speaker 2>to his absolute fucking limit here.
<v Speaker 3>He also looks fucking great here by the way he does.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I mean he's probably at I don't know if
<v Speaker 2>he's at his physical peak. He's at your physique peak.
<v Speaker 3>Yes, that makes sense, Yeah, that makes sense.
<v Speaker 2>It starts with Kurt and Sena here, with Kurt completely
<v Speaker 2>out wrestling Scena to start.
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, that's awesome.
<v Speaker 2>Sina being like a heel bump guy. He's actually really
<v Speaker 2>good at it.
<v Speaker 3>He is. He is fucking good. Like it's it's weird
<v Speaker 3>that like this never happens again.
<v Speaker 2>Wow ever.
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, never like he turns. This is it, he turns,
<v Speaker 3>wins the US title, and then he is never a
<v Speaker 3>heel ever again, like fucking for the next fucking you.
<v Speaker 2>Know, tis to the end?
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, next twenty years he's the face.
<v Speaker 2>Taker grabs Sina's wrist here. I used to love when
<v Speaker 2>Taker did this great movie.
<v Speaker 3>Why was it not like how he does it here
<v Speaker 3>in the games, because in the Games, I think he
<v Speaker 3>picks him up and brings him down and does like
<v Speaker 3>a kind of like an arm drag.
<v Speaker 2>He like flips them my bag.
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, this one, he fucking lifts Sina up by his
<v Speaker 3>wrist and then just threw him down to the ground.
<v Speaker 2>Dude, big bump like from above his head. Yes, yeah,
<v Speaker 2>wow for the risk spot.
<v Speaker 3>Maybe higher than a choke slam would have been.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, he was way up there.
<v Speaker 3>Yeah. Wow.
<v Speaker 2>So Sina has taken some big bumps early here, some
<v Speaker 2>great stuff from him. That's all I was thinking here,
<v Speaker 2>was like, wow, Sina's taking some great bumps here. Yeah,
<v Speaker 2>he's really making the baby faces look awesome.
<v Speaker 3>He did.
<v Speaker 2>Taker goes old school and then swings on Lesnar, who
<v Speaker 2>gets off the apron. Sina then takes a huge back
<v Speaker 2>body drop.
<v Speaker 3>That was like, that was the one that I saw that.
<v Speaker 3>I was like, what the fuck was that? Like? Seeing
<v Speaker 3>Sena launched halfway into the sky was nuts.
<v Speaker 2>So then Kurt gets Irish whips. Oh my god, Brock
<v Speaker 2>pulls the top rope and Kurt Angle just flies over
<v Speaker 2>the rope and takes the meanest bump possible.
<v Speaker 3>This is horrifying, like like the thing with Bin Wah
<v Speaker 3>earlier with him getting dropped on his head was bad. Kurt,
<v Speaker 3>I'm guessing like he thought maybe he could grab the
<v Speaker 3>rope on the way down or something, or like when
<v Speaker 3>he got there he decided, fuck it, I'm just gonna
<v Speaker 3>go it Legit looks like he flips over the rope
<v Speaker 3>and then smashes his head into the floor as hard
<v Speaker 3>as possible.
<v Speaker 2>There's a chance that Brock might have just pulled the
<v Speaker 2>rope too much.
<v Speaker 3>That's well, Brock didn't feel any SymPy for him, because
<v Speaker 3>fucking Kurt Land's crazy style on the floor like this
<v Speaker 3>is the sound of made also was sickening, Like you
<v Speaker 3>gotta check this out, guys.
<v Speaker 2>Uh.
<v Speaker 3>So, Bruck jumps off the apron, yanks kern angle up
<v Speaker 3>off the ground by his head and rams him into
<v Speaker 3>the apron. Hey hey, I must be fuck chill.
<v Speaker 5>Yeah.
<v Speaker 2>So he hits the floor face first, angle like takes
<v Speaker 2>a second. The camera zooms in on his face and
<v Speaker 2>he's just so blank stared. He's probably thinking, Wow, that
<v Speaker 2>hurts so fucking much. Yeah, we come back from commercial
<v Speaker 2>and Brock hilts it hits a tilted world slam on
<v Speaker 2>Kurt tilt the world. I think the crowd is chanting
<v Speaker 2>brock is ship or something at him.
<v Speaker 3>I thought they were saying Brock ain't shit.
<v Speaker 2>Oh okay, I mean either way sentiment.
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, yeah, yeah.
<v Speaker 2>I also thought maybe they were saying brock his ship,
<v Speaker 2>like rock his ship.
<v Speaker 3>Oh he's the heel, Yeah that is yeah. He was
<v Speaker 3>definitely brock is ship or brock shit, one of those.
<v Speaker 2>But so Lesner and Sina have cut the ring off
<v Speaker 2>on Kurt and now they're grinding him down. Right, They're
<v Speaker 2>going they're going back to the old territory tag right where, yes,
<v Speaker 2>make sure the ref doesn't see the hot tag and
<v Speaker 2>then like keep keep denying the baby face hot tag
<v Speaker 2>until he finally gets it at the end, right right right,
<v Speaker 2>So that's what they're They're cutting off the ring and
<v Speaker 2>grinding Kurt down, and Lesnar guerrilla press slams Kurt and
<v Speaker 2>dude goes for it again. I mean, he's just getting
<v Speaker 2>them up like so easily here, man.
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, and he the second one, he kind of like
<v Speaker 3>I'm guessing, you know it was, you know, the idea
<v Speaker 3>was he picks him up and Kurt gets out of
<v Speaker 3>this one and goes behind him and hits this German,
<v Speaker 3>but it looks like Brock has him up there and
<v Speaker 3>then just drops some straight down on top of his
<v Speaker 3>own head. Yeah, it was awesome, scary as shit.
<v Speaker 2>So Kurt does get down off the second one hits
<v Speaker 2>the German suplex for a double down. Taker tags in
<v Speaker 2>and punches Lesner, who just flies. I mean he bumps
<v Speaker 2>them like into the air. He goes fucking another great
<v Speaker 2>like heel bumper for baby faces.
<v Speaker 3>There's there's something he takes later here. There's actually two
<v Speaker 3>things that Brock takes later here that I was like, Wow,
<v Speaker 3>this dude is like the the wrestler.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, so the ref actually didn't see the Tagace team
<v Speaker 2>and Shaker has to get out of the ring, which
<v Speaker 2>allows Sina to get back in here and get heat
<v Speaker 2>on him, which is awesome. Brock Lesnar then hits the
<v Speaker 2>shell shock on Kurt Angle for a shot.
<v Speaker 3>Me damn dude, absolutely the shell shot cool.
<v Speaker 2>Move though, yeah, look great. It looks arbaric.
<v Speaker 3>Yeah.
<v Speaker 2>Kurt Angle hits the Olympic Slam on Brock for a
<v Speaker 2>double down. After being denied the hot tag forever, he
<v Speaker 2>finally gets it huge pop. Taker comes in. I was
<v Speaker 2>ready for it. Krowd was ready for it. Yes, it's
<v Speaker 2>a very like emphatic tag that just looks awesome. Taker
<v Speaker 2>comes in and Taker's cleaning house. Taker throw one of
<v Speaker 2>those big soup.
<v Speaker 3>Bones always with the soup buntz. He does the uh
<v Speaker 3>the fucking Brock and Scena in opposing corners, and Brock
<v Speaker 3>does the forever clotheslines, uh fucking over and over again.
<v Speaker 3>I love that.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, me too, It's a good tag.
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, Kevin does a pretty great Yeah he does.
<v Speaker 2>Taker hits snake eyes on Brock, then lines him over
<v Speaker 2>the top rope, and somehow Brock takes this twelve to
<v Speaker 2>six right at the top of his head.
<v Speaker 3>He like, if he didn't move just slightly at the
<v Speaker 3>end of that, he's dead. Like he goes twelve. Like
<v Speaker 3>you said, twelve to six is the perfect way to
<v Speaker 3>put it. He's upside down for what feels like an
<v Speaker 3>eternity before he hits the fucking floor. Horrifying.
<v Speaker 2>So Taker hits Sina with a big boot and a goosele.
<v Speaker 2>Sina gets choke slammed straight to fucking hell. Dies. Brock
<v Speaker 2>Lesner breaks.
<v Speaker 3>Up the pin very last second breakup too, like two
<v Speaker 3>point nine. I mean, I was like that was that
<v Speaker 3>look good?
<v Speaker 2>Taz says that Takers thrown in them soup bones straight
<v Speaker 2>into the head of Lester hits a spinebuster on Taker,
<v Speaker 2>and now everybody's down. Angle was on the on the
<v Speaker 2>apron looking for the big hot tag house of fire.
<v Speaker 2>He gets in lines. Everybody hits a belly to belly
<v Speaker 2>to John Cena Sena, then fucking or Kurt, then belly
<v Speaker 2>to belly's Lesnar h It hits three German souplexes on Sena.
<v Speaker 3>Dude. The belly to belly that Kurt hits on Brock
<v Speaker 3>here Brock couldn't like Brock could have jumped over like Kurt.
<v Speaker 3>It's just standing neutral like they must have saw the
<v Speaker 3>one has fucking hit on Benoir and like he said,
<v Speaker 3>oh fuck, we gotta fucking I gotta get Bronco's like
<v Speaker 3>legit one side of the ring to the other like
<v Speaker 3>this belly to belly awesome looking. Yeah, the rolling Germans
<v Speaker 3>are always sweet. I mean, all these guys have legendary
<v Speaker 3>moves that are all like killer moves.
<v Speaker 2>Well, the Angle's hot tag have always been the belly
<v Speaker 2>to bellies into the Germans and and then dropping the
<v Speaker 2>straps is like It's like one of my favorite hot
<v Speaker 2>tags ever. Love it for anybody. Yeah, it's just a
<v Speaker 2>fantastic hot tag. So Kurt Angle drops the straps here,
<v Speaker 2>crowd goes fucking.
<v Speaker 3>Nuts, fucking me too.
<v Speaker 2>Sina's in the corner. He grabs his chain and he
<v Speaker 2>hides it as he's putting it on his fist. He
<v Speaker 2>hides it under his belly as Kurt Angle gets the
<v Speaker 2>ankle lock on Sena. Lesner then comes in and breaks
<v Speaker 2>up the ankle lock, but Taker immediately gets on his ass.
<v Speaker 2>The ref is distracted by Taker and Lesner fighting in
<v Speaker 2>the corner because they're not the legal dudes in the match, right,
<v Speaker 2>and Sena hits Angle right in the head with the
<v Speaker 2>chain and then Sina pins Kurt Angle, allowing John Cena
<v Speaker 2>and Brock Lesner to win the match.
<v Speaker 3>That was, I mean, like fun, I I like this
<v Speaker 3>match a lot.
<v Speaker 2>I did.
<v Speaker 3>Told great fucking story they told here. Uh like you said,
<v Speaker 3>great fucking job by the Heels here, just making the
<v Speaker 3>baby Faces look like complete, like the best, like God's yeah,
<v Speaker 3>like these guys are the best and and they're you know,
<v Speaker 3>the Heels should be afraid to get in the ring
<v Speaker 3>with these guys. Brocks a monster, Seena going back to
<v Speaker 3>it earlier, like it's it is weird that, like yeah,
<v Speaker 3>like seen his style completely changes here soon.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I mean he don't you know what until you
<v Speaker 2>mentioned it. Yeah, I didn't even think, like he turns
<v Speaker 2>and then never turns again.
<v Speaker 3>No, no. And they came close one time, supposedly, like
<v Speaker 3>around the time he was facing the Rock, either the
<v Speaker 3>first or second time, like he said he had new
<v Speaker 3>music made. He was gonna wear a fucking boxer like
<v Speaker 3>fucking gear with the Roman shit. Yeah.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, yeah, he.
<v Speaker 3>Said the song was made and all and they were
<v Speaker 3>ready to go, and they were like, well, you know,
<v Speaker 3>like this's kind of affect a lot of business because
<v Speaker 3>you saw a lot of merch and all this shit,
<v Speaker 3>and Sina wanted to go full bore on it, you
<v Speaker 3>know what I mean, Like he wanted to be a
<v Speaker 3>superhel and not too appearances and like the makeup wishes,
<v Speaker 3>Like he wanted to super tap into it because you know,
<v Speaker 3>he just respected that that's what the business needed as
<v Speaker 3>a heel. They were like a maybe not switch.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, seen us. Instead, I'm gonna go into my moves
<v Speaker 2>guy Era.
<v Speaker 3>I'm gonna I'm doing the fucking springboard cutter and I'm
<v Speaker 3>doing Shetonics and what are you gonna do about it?
<v Speaker 3>And I'm wrestling Kevin Steen.
<v Speaker 2>So what you've seen a US Open Open or US
<v Speaker 2>Title Open challenge was awesome.
<v Speaker 3>It was fun. It was super fun.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah.
<v Speaker 3>I mean the when he fucking faced Sammy U pop
<v Speaker 3>that Sammy got from that and then he blew his
<v Speaker 3>shoulder out in the entrance that it is nuts, but
<v Speaker 3>matter you're still sweet.
<v Speaker 2>He fist pumped so hard up.
<v Speaker 3>He was so fucking fired up. I mean, that's awesome
<v Speaker 3>for the fuck but yeah, I mean a great finish here.
<v Speaker 3>Uh and then uh, man, this is not over because
<v Speaker 3>Brock and Taker a still fighting on the floor seeing
<v Speaker 3>the powders he after the fucking blatant cheating when he
<v Speaker 3>goes up the ramp. Uh and on the other side
<v Speaker 3>of the ring, Brock and Taker still flight fighting on
<v Speaker 3>the floor.
<v Speaker 2>Uh.
<v Speaker 3>Brock reverses an Irish whip on the floor and sends
<v Speaker 3>Taker on the stairs, fucking kills him. He tells Cole
<v Speaker 3>and Task get the funk out of the way because
<v Speaker 3>he's taking the shot off the announced table, and Brock
<v Speaker 3>loads up tak her for the f five, He's gonna
<v Speaker 3>put this baschler through the table, but Taker slides out
<v Speaker 3>and he goozles Brock and he choked slams Brock big
<v Speaker 3>style through this goddamn table and then take her adjust
<v Speaker 3>his bandana, and I was very impressed that Taker was
<v Speaker 3>able to keep his bandana on for this whole match.
<v Speaker 3>But I guess he did, right. I guess he didn't
<v Speaker 3>do a lot of bumping. He was on the apron
<v Speaker 3>for a lot of this, you know, but still it
<v Speaker 3>stayed on the whole time. I was like, Wow, that's
<v Speaker 3>pretty fucking impressive. And the show ends with Taker staring
<v Speaker 3>down at Brock, who is crashed through the announced table,
<v Speaker 3>talking a bunch of shit as we go off the
<v Speaker 3>air here on SmackDown. That is a fun episode, man, Like,
<v Speaker 3>you know, obviously we watched it for big showshit in
<v Speaker 3>his drawers, but there was some fun stuff here, some
<v Speaker 3>good matches. I enjoyed this.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah. I liked all the matches actually, And the only
<v Speaker 2>thing I really had a thing where I was like, manh,
<v Speaker 2>I kind of want to skip this is the Vin's part. Yeah,
<v Speaker 2>just because it just felt like it was It just
<v Speaker 2>feels like it's overstaying it's welcome, Like, sure, we're kind
<v Speaker 2>of past the Vins remain character at this point, I
<v Speaker 2>think for this, Yeah, at least you're smacked down here.
<v Speaker 2>Maybe you can come back around later, but here it
<v Speaker 2>just feels out of place.
<v Speaker 3>And even with the bash ims, like at least you're
<v Speaker 3>getting an APA fucking beaten some dudes.
<v Speaker 2>And it was short, you know, yeah sure, yeah, I
<v Speaker 2>mean I didn't I didn't hate the match or anything.
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, no, I liked it.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I actually liked everything on this show. I had
<v Speaker 2>a good time watching it. And yeah, I I didn't
<v Speaker 2>even I barely even paused it.
<v Speaker 3>I just okay. So that was my next question, because
<v Speaker 3>you know, sometimes this this was definitely like a other
<v Speaker 3>than like I had. I got interrupted like halfway through
<v Speaker 3>just to do some ship. But like this was an
<v Speaker 3>easy watch for me.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, yeah, like I legit, Like, yeah it might have.
<v Speaker 2>I might have positive only a few times to catch up.
<v Speaker 3>On notes, but sure, sure that No, that's awesome.
<v Speaker 2>This is a great watch. Yeah, I mean when the
<v Speaker 2>matches are good and like the guys are are locked
<v Speaker 2>in and like and it feels like the guys are
<v Speaker 2>trying to work. Yeah, it's very easy to watch.
<v Speaker 3>Ye and big show.
<v Speaker 2>Big show pants.
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