Jay Pharaoh does HILARIOUS Joe and Jada impressions, talks Eddie Murphy, Jay-Z & Rick Ross stories, SNL journey

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Speaker 1: Well, you know, it's similar to the paint stripes. Sounder your eyes, Yo, they need to do it. Tickle me Jada. If the nigga was getting tickled, he'd be like and then and.

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Speaker 2: Then these I told you these guys.

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Speaker 3: It's always guys, five guys, fifteen with glizzies.

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Speaker 2: Year year. What up? Yah's your boy Joe cracked the dawn?

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Speaker 4: You know who it is? Your boy Jada. It's the Joe and Jada Show. Every show legendary, every show iconic. And we just can't.

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Speaker 5: Stop obliviate motherfuckers, you know, just sitting the great motherfuckers. Yeah, man, you think matter of fact we're giving you podcasts? Is the dummy bomb like you like to shit up it? Don't go off to think about it. Then we're doing good. Other side doumb Okay super stress mode. They sit up that introduced you know you ain't hit that one.

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Speaker 2: The dummy bomb.

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Speaker 5: The dummy bombs so that they think they blowing themselves up, and then that gives you a couple more seconds to think about it.

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Speaker 2: Then we blow you off. When you think of today's guests, the ship.

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Speaker 4: Were doing up here, it's like no other that's a whole other show.

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Speaker 2: No, that's this show too, you know what I mean.

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Speaker 4: No, No, that's a whole other episode, not a whole other show, because we're doing ship up here, and I have a different meaning of doing ship.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, just don't just stick.

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Speaker 4: But when you think, when you think of today's guests, you think of funny as hell with tapping the iced out.

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Speaker 2: F class diamonds. Hell, that's what kind of funny.

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Speaker 4: Now, that's what kind.

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Speaker 2: Of iced out funny is hell? And when moving fun with the meanest diamonds.

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Speaker 4: You know what I'm saying, Sharp as a razor, dangerous with a voice, you know what I mean. Somebody walked into Saturday Night Live and made the whole country stop what they were doing.

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Speaker 2: And that's facts.

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Speaker 4: You think over two hundred impressions, and every single one of them is accurate. You think of a guy who stood up at the biggest comedy institution in America and said, Nah, we need more black women in the building, you know what I mean, knowing full well it could have cost him everything. You think fearless, you think principal, You think the type of dudo gets guns drawn on him doing a jog, gets a knee in his neck, It still comes back and makes the world laugh about it because that's the only way he knows how to fight. You think that actor, rapper, game show host, stand up legend. You think the type of artists that don't fit in any box because every time somebody built one, he burnt it down. Ladies and gentlemen, welcome Jay Farrell to the show.

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Speaker 5: And after that the show over, We're done.

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Speaker 2: That can't yo. I'm not even gonna lie to you.

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Speaker 5: I think you need to like save that for wherever your documentary is. Yeah, that intro, that's what that ship was, legendary Jada the new Morgan Freeman.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, I like to be that with a little bit more skin cream.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, I take that career was just a little bit of more, a little more face. What's your greatest impersonation? The greatest in person? My greatest impersonation?

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Speaker 6: Man, I don't know, man, Like you know, people always ask, it is just the It's contingent where I'm at, you know what I mean. Like most people ask, they say Eddie Murphy, some people say Denzel, some people say jay Z.

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Speaker 2: I don't know.

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Speaker 7: I mean, I mean, yeah, you tell me, you know, I mean, uh, you know, because you know, basically, I like what y'all did to the place. You know, it's a lot of color. It's a lot of a lot of vocans here. Yeah yeah, and you know, sorry to Quilles. Yeah, pardon me. I'm still still a little tipsy and woozy from the met caller, you know. Yeah, it's getting a little drunk drunk off the the stuff. Eighteen eighteen hundred. Yeah, that's what it is.

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Speaker 2: I got.

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Speaker 5: He called me fake jay Z when he sees me, and he laughs that, yeah, yeah, what use fake jay Z?

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Speaker 2: Yeah you're a fake.

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Speaker 7: You never get Beyonce nia, you know, never Yeah, yeah, yeah, he's the original A sent his bloodstream, you know.

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Speaker 2: Yeah. Cool.

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Speaker 7: You know we was rocking back in the day and stuff like that. I remember, you know, you know, back in uh you know MASSI projects. You know, we was, we was running things. You know, he was he was beating up guys, you know as usual. You know, snigger hits people, you know, so and uh.

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Speaker 2: Last night at the game, that's weird, like he sounds just like that. You know, he's saying none of that.

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Speaker 5: You know, Jay ain't go to a Nick game in about ten years or something, because you know, he had a piece of the nets, so he ain't going like ten years, so like it was a big deal that he showed up to this so fucking yeah, we thought he wasn't coming out.

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Speaker 2: They're building up.

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Speaker 5: He let him up, so it was it was a little turbulence, not turbulence like a lot of groupie ism going on around the jets. I had to hit him, y'all. Keep it moving and get the Glizzies because.

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Speaker 8: No, like.

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Speaker 2: So soon you know this ship.

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Speaker 5: Like one of the movies, like the Dog, what's the Todaga Knights?

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Speaker 2: Hell, tell Colia Knights.

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Speaker 5: I got a whole fan club body Glizy saying they all sitting there like, yo, yoe, you coming for the Clissies.

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Speaker 2: You coming for that? And I go get my glizzies. You did that. It's the fact that you did this is why you was doing it. That's U all.

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Speaker 9: No real, no, no, every game I have a Glisi fan club.

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Speaker 5: They know I'm going to that. They tell me securities that you're going for the Glisies. I said, yeah, I'm going to Glasics say okay, I go over there, Yo, I need four Clezi that give me the real give me the real mustard this and this.

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Speaker 2: And that, y'all they're filming me and all that. Yo, did it come in here?

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Speaker 5: Because it sounds kind of kind of take that. Take that little little little paused, you know, a little little playboy.

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Speaker 2: You know, really passionate about about glizzids.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, yes, I can see that. You don't have a package of wretch Nathan. No, no, when I'm telling you a true story. When I get to the because they look, there's a fancy place when you have you been to the Nick game halftime? Yes, sate the losses and all that you're talking about in the suite right, Yes, yeah, absolutely, I got to go. So if you order a Glizzy from there, they come with whack Glizzies. I don't know why. So I gotta go to where the real people go to the where they have to purchase the Glizzy. That's where you get the real ship. I go there and there's a bunch of people waiting for me with the camera. I don't know why that ship ain't bible to like, Hey, Joe the for two for me too, for Rich playing the gold don't like he ain't eating the Glizzies too, play the God.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, that's that's wild right there on Flaturday Night Live. How do you get this job? And listen?

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Speaker 4: What an hour back before Chesapeake, VI? Oh man, what was it like growing up in VA and Ship. I don't think I didn't know. You got show me your internal funniness from because it's just yeah, I mean.

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Speaker 5: We're just to be located at near what other big city, Virginia Beach seven five right right, the Norfolk.

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Speaker 6: You know, I'm from the same place for real, sembling Missy.

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Speaker 2: Clip Ceddie Riley moved down to. You know.

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Speaker 5: Also, that's a Mike Vick. That's a magical place. Yeah, there's something in the water.

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Speaker 2: You let him tell us about it.

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Speaker 6: Yeah, I mean, I mean, you know, there's something in the water besides opio. It's this something in the water.

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Speaker 2: You know what I'm saying. It's just something.

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Speaker 6: We got a lot of athletes and just sick just sick talent.

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Speaker 2: I was kind of a sheltered kid, you feel me.

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Speaker 6: So I was a church boy growing up, you know, Apostolic upbringing, whatever. So I was always messing with people in the church. I ain't think that it was I was just I thought I was just being funny. I didn't know that people really had crippling drug addictions.

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Speaker 2: I ain't know that.

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Speaker 6: You feel me like, there was this one system in church and she passed away, now Sister Wilma, but she used to do this thing in church and her head go back like this.

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Speaker 5: So I'd be looking at it and I just go like this. She'd be like, you better better watch it.

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Speaker 6: And I didn't know that. You know, she was on drugs. But I was just doing an impersonation. And I got older, I said, God, dang, that's what that was. I said, shoot. And I always used to impersonate everybody, you know what I'm saying. And I used to perform for my cousins, for people, for church members and stuff. I was just a little I was a butthole man, you know what I'm saying. No, Glizzy, I was a butthole. Oh Glizzy, God damn, you better say that. For the people in the back, it was a far hold, No Glizzy, let me tell you something, dope. Oh they'll never forget that.

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Speaker 2: Yeah. Absolutely, you already know.

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Speaker 5: When it's a real moment, you need a real bottle. That's why we rock.

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Speaker 2: With eighteen hundred tequila.

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Speaker 5: These people been making tequila for eleven generations.

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Speaker 2: That's a legacy. That's the og status.

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Speaker 5: They were the first to introduce a NAJO set the standards before most of these brands even.

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Speaker 4: Existed, and you could taste the difference for real. The eighteen hundred Cristillino and rest Posado is what we've been on late. Smooth, clean elevator, no rough edges to supremium poor. That speaks for itself. You know, when something is just built right, that's what this is.

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Speaker 2: Real talk, That's just what it is.

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Speaker 5: It's always around for the best night's winds celebrations to remember that night stories.

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Speaker 4: Whether you're keeping it low key with the crew or you pull up to something big. Eighteen hundred fits every secondy. It ain't trying too hard. It's just as that eighteen hundred tequila, real legacy, real smooth.

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Speaker 2: That's the move.

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Speaker 5: You know, they'll never forget that because it's like, you know, when I tell stories about me getting bullied and all that, you got bullied every big time. Really yeah, I used to get beat up every day by twenty guys. But the point is there's always guys. That's so crazy. What do you think I got beat up by girl girl before? I'm not bullshit like I wouldn't hit back like a young in may or like a young maid, just a big chick from my projects. And she told everybody probably to this day and she alive. She beat up at Joe, but I'm not.

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Speaker 2: Going to hit the girl back. And she was just hooking on me.

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Speaker 5: She she told everybody she fucked fat, y'all, fuck you up again, just like yeah, Joe gonna lets you know something that wasn't a warmth.

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Speaker 6: She had a glizzy that one. But also too, I grew up in the attitude.

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Speaker 5: Era of WWE, when the Rock was like he was electric, So I used to do everything like the Rock and he would talk.

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Speaker 6: He would talk smack, you know what I mean. My mother's from Brooklyn two Best and she's from Best if y'all y'all didn't know so. And I've been coming up here man since I was five five years old and stay in the summers and everything.

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Speaker 2: But back to what I was talking about, I used to uh.

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Speaker 6: I used to impersonate the Rock so much that I did it in church and it was just deacon.

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Speaker 2: His name was brother Randolph. Shout out the brother Randolph.

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Speaker 5: You know what I mean, had a Jerry curl kakay you know a twinkle line. Yeah, I was be swimming all over the place. Right one day, I told him, got that perihume. Yeah he could see you, nig He had the panoramic view.

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Speaker 2: He could see it. I didn't got that shit.

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Speaker 5: Like I'm watching do the Bill Cosy coming out of court without doing it that nigga, I like, nigga, I'm out of court.

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Speaker 2: He told me.

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Speaker 6: One day, I'll watch you. I said, I know, nigga, you watch it watching everybody. No, no, we understand bil Yeah, full of security. Go dig But I told him, I said, one day I walked up to him like the Rock. I said, here's what the Rock's gonna do, Jo, Bronie. The Rock is gonna take your Bible.

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Speaker 5: He's gonna dust it off, turn it sideways, and stick it straight up your candy ams.

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Speaker 2: He said, what did you say? I said, candy ams.

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Speaker 6: He told my mother, I said, asked, and then I couldn't watch wrestling for six months.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, dog, that's what happened.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, And I didn't do it, you know, because I wasn't gonna take the Bible and flip it and turn it up, put it up as behind.

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Speaker 2: But at the same time. You know, I was the rock.

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Speaker 6: My nigh was hip, but you know I was that kid that was always causing mishaps.

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Speaker 2: But it was just an energy. I just like to like to be liked, That's what it was. You know.

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Speaker 5: It seems like for us Saturday nights, yeah life, we already shaking our ass in the clubs, right, But for white people, it feels like they're home watching Saturday Night Live, like that's club lift for them every Saturday.

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Speaker 2: Yeah.

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Speaker 5: Even your Trump would come out of be like, hey, God talked about me the Davy Like it's a big fucking deal, right, What was that like knowing the whole entire country is watching you.

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Speaker 6: I mean, yo, I'm a twenty two year I'm a twenty two year old at the time.

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Speaker 5: I just got the job and the pressure was on. But I had done theater, you know, I was used to the stage. I had been on the road with Charlie Murphy for three years, so you know, shout out to him, you know, rest in peace.

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Speaker 6: That was my uncle, you know what I mean. And it was a lot of pressure, but I was just having fun.

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Speaker 5: And when I would kill people like you killed, I'd be like, yeah, and that's what you're supposed to do.

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Speaker 2: So it was like I was already conditioned for that.

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Speaker 6: But when they knocked my confidence down a little bit and they started pulling my sketches, it kind of messed with me a little bit, and you know, I gotten a little got into my head a bit like maybe I'm not good enough whatever, and.

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Speaker 5: I think I had to rise above that, and I did. In the next couple of years, it kind of started dominating. They gave me Obama. When I started doing that. It was kind of that was a lot of pressure, but I got through it, and I think it was It was a classic. It was a classic part of the show, you know what I mean. So you know that's what it's all about. You know, that's crazy. I did a I don't know if I was supposed to talk like this, but I did a deposition in the lawsuit of the day and the man started breaking down when Yo, you had to hit this year, but you ain't have a hit for five years at this time, and then you had a di and I'm like, yo, my man, like what the fuck did you ever make a hit in your life?

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Speaker 2: Like do you know the artists go through different shades. Sometimes.

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Speaker 5: I remember my favorite rap in the world of l O Cool Jake. I was always a fan. So even if LLLL made some ship that was like something like a phenomenon and that nobody else fucked with, I fucked with it and understood it. But you know, he has albums where he was the hottest guy in the universe that he puts out an album with alright, then he comes back with that. I think that's the journey of everybody, every artist. And you know some people just think you just wake up and make it hit, or you wake up and you're the funniest guy in the world. I just think we gotta go through different changes of learning ourselves and staying committed to the craft because sometimes you gotta you gotta.

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Speaker 2: Work through that ship like that. It's not up like yo, Michael Jordan.

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Speaker 5: Michael Jordan got cut at first and he became the greatest you know what I'm saying.

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Speaker 2: So I never heard that story in high school. Yeah, he got cut. What he got caught in the high school team. Right now, for high school, he didn't make it.

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Speaker 5: Biggest loser in the world. He's in Chattanoogas somewhere. Where's the guy who cut him in the high school team.

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Speaker 4: He look how Musha was on Mike's mind. He shot at him in the Hall of Fame speech that coach that cut me.

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Speaker 2: Brother.

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Speaker 5: Let me tell you something, my brother, Rich player coach twenty four kids that went to the that's in the NFL. No bullshit, need to coach Malachi, who's number one of Miami. Let me tell you something. There's this one kid right and he told me this story. He was like, yo, the guy was soft. He wasn't going nowhere this this day. His parents used to argue with me, like, your coach put him in the game.

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Speaker 2: This a Rich brod. He was whack.

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Speaker 5: Draft night came, that boy got drafted. Eighteen years later he called Rich number coach Rich, your what's up? It's such and such, y'all man, you said, I'll never get to the NFL.

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Speaker 2: Thank you, man for making me tough. Man. I'm in the NFL, and thank you covid.

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Speaker 5: Rich hung up the fault, I said, you brother, fuck, can you tell me that story about that kid? All the top he made it to the fucking the NFL. I mean, you know what's for you is for you. You know what I'm saying, and look they have been when I was in school, there was many times I was I started in high school doing comedy.

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Speaker 2: Many people like, how you how you're going to be a comedian. You can do voices, but you ain't making me laugh.

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Speaker 5: I said, okay, nigga, watch, I just said watch, and I kept going. And now they follow me on Facebook. Now they're my friend and stuff. It was cool with me. She wasn't with me shooting in the gym. He wasn't with me shooting in the gym.

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Speaker 2: You know what I'm saying. But you need that.

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Speaker 5: When you can change people's perceptive perception like that, that's when it really counts and it means more to you. And then when you get the accolades and then the world give you the acknowledgment, it's just it's just that much sweeter. Man.

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Speaker 2: You know, I didn't. I wasn't.

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Speaker 6: The best impression is at at first. I mean, I sat in my car. I would listen to tapes back and forth.

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Speaker 5: I would listen to Jay Z until I sonically got that sonically you couldn't.

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Speaker 6: You couldn't tell the difference. I would listen to I would be in the car listening to Cassidy and all this. I would listen to this stuff.

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Speaker 2: Man.

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Speaker 5: So I worked and I kept going, and I said, I got to make it out of Virginia because a lot of people get stuck there.

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Speaker 6: It's a military town. You can get a family quick, and then you can get knocked off your path.

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Speaker 2: You know.

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Speaker 5: So I didn't get knocked off my past salute seven five seven baby, because we did it. Bad news v A bad news Yo. The mustache. You're from Virginia, I'm.

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Speaker 2: From that in Virginia. The fuck out it. I looked like this high school ill novios.

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Speaker 5: It would have changed that fucking mustang. So, you know, we got beat up in bad You know your man a I never admits to that. We got beat up in bad News. It was so yeah, yeah, yeah yeah. They's birthday party. We went down there for his birthday. Probably wound up fighting the whole fucking club, the whole club, everybody who cheered us when we came in. When we pull up in the in the Rose Royce, they were like Ali by boy running beyond the next thing.

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Speaker 2: I know.

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Speaker 5: They throwing bottles at us on the way out. Get the fuck out of here.

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Speaker 2: Now that's ship. That's a that's a tough town. Bad news.

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Speaker 5: Brother, it's caught bad news for reason y alw it's bad news for that's.

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Speaker 2: A fucking tough town.

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Speaker 5: Mustache nose, I guess, niggas, I ain't never seen no mustag.

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Speaker 2: You know you ship caught in your mustache?

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Speaker 5: You know all that, right, like when you eat you bet you when you got a comb for your ship.

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Speaker 2: You know it. You seeing your mustache? Come in.

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Speaker 5: Cut this guy, my Fred Pierre, my fo Pierre, and y'all look at the mustache he put. He put his mustache. That's crazy, that's say. He looked like every villain ever got go get his ship perned. Yeah, yeah, you you look like Charlie Chaplin.

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Speaker 2: Nigga, you look like a throwback.

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Speaker 5: Rolly fingers, rolly fingers the White and Black TV.

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Speaker 2: That's a poll right there. Raleigh's fingers was the ship. He laughed. He laughed with subtitles, Nick, that was so funny.

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Speaker 5: You want to know what's crazy is I used to watch these crime h I think what was the series. It wasn't first forty eight or something, but every time they showed like New Orleans of the South, they were talking English and they were throwing like subtitles on their ship.

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Speaker 2: You know, new all that one day and they throwing.

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Speaker 5: The fucking ship on the subtitles, like the English ship, like if it was a number language.

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Speaker 2: I'm like, what the fun they got the subtitles on this ship?

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Speaker 5: Yeah, cause you can't understand what they be saying that. When I'm called the waters like watered and all that. Baby, it's up baby, you'd be like, nigga, what did you say? I said, what up? Baby?

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Speaker 2: And then I spent Uh.

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Speaker 6: I was down there shooting the movie before COVID movie called All My Life I did, and it was this It was this little Louisiana dude.

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Speaker 5: He was like, we had to call the waters out there for about five cents and everything.

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Speaker 2: I said, Nigga, I don't know what is going on. That's the South though.

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Speaker 10: Man.

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Speaker 2: They don't say went serious food they said. They say prince.

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Speaker 5: They say prince you know, I say parents for points point curns.

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Speaker 2: Just like mesage. That's what what's that? Uh? What's the dude that went viral? What's his name? Two times? I ate noodles with no package.

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Speaker 11: You ain't serial with the can murder, the power to murk no murder waffles, no sir, jelly, no no.

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Speaker 2: Band, no jelly, jelly, no brand. That's nigga.

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Speaker 6: I'm like, what, that's just that's jail, nigga, jelly, no friend, jelly.

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Speaker 5: No right, and you're gonna cereal no milk.

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Speaker 4: He said he had waffles no syrup when it was no serpy at jelly on, no waffle. That's what he's saying that no jelly on thee. The waffles still sound good. I mean, that's not like you, damn man.

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Speaker 5: Jelly on the eye. That's now I'm gonna keep it a buck with you. Like for a fat guy, j been a good experiment.

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Speaker 2: I try that one. That's the jelly on the whiffle is popper? What the fuck are you talking about it?

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Speaker 5: I'm a reform fact kids, I feel you, bro. Yeah yeah, I was a fat kid. I was was bully too. You know what I'm saying, Like you, they used to play in my breast and he you know, they like, they ain't never do that.

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Speaker 2: To a man. They do that to me, Hey, Joe, that's oh no, they beat me up. They do. They ain't grapp.

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Speaker 5: That's fat assault, Joe. That's that's the salt right now. I'm telling you, right now, they played with your titties. Man, that's where she was about.

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Speaker 2: That would have been the first shoot massacre ever.

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Speaker 5: I came back the next day with looking like Jeffrey Dahmer and this bitch or something like you crazy. They ain't violated me like that. Yeah, it's messed up. That was my father, But that's besides the point, you know what I'm saying.

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Speaker 2: No, he did it too. Everybody did it. It was a thing you never you.

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Speaker 6: Never seen somebody do and then poke your stomach, called you pills baby woo.

00:24:54
Speaker 2: Know that's cool. I'm not.

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Speaker 5: I'm telling you I'm killing everybody. They play with me like god, I'm killing everything.

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Speaker 2: I'm not. I'm not playing if they're touching nipples.

00:25:05
Speaker 5: Let me tell you, yo, listen, you want the you want the most boys ever.

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Speaker 2: Listen.

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Speaker 5: I always say to myself, I've been through depression. I've been through the roughest times of my life. I never once felt like killing myself getting locked up on that, never once set up. I do not believe I'm capable of suicide.

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Speaker 2: If I went to.

00:25:26
Speaker 5: Jail some of some guys raped me, don't worry about it. I don't worry killing myself. Oh yeah, absolutely going on. I'm not even giving revenge. I'm killing myself. I can't do it. Imagine playing with your titties. Come on, my god, seven niggas doing that should be like the out paid it for anybody you ever talked to me, for anybody you have said stuck, they got it go you did be.

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00:27:59
Speaker 2: Wait, you know form fat guy too. You know I'm not so fat Joe.

00:28:03
Speaker 6: Yeah you saying, yeah, hey that at one point when I was watching you a con man, y'all niggas do y'all half off?

00:28:09
Speaker 2: That was crazy.

00:28:10
Speaker 6: Yeah, nigga, what I said, Wow, these niggas. He ain't even fat Joe no more. This niggas husky Joe. You know, yeah remember the husky section, remember that my numberyar Yeah.

00:28:26
Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, you know. I used to go a friend of mine. It was another fat guy, my man, Chef Mark. And Chef Mark would come with me the Manhattan and we just people watch and he'd be like, yo, Joe, you noticing no old fat people? We fat like we were the real fat Joe, the real chef mak be like, yo.

00:28:47
Speaker 2: There ain't no old fat people, he said, And we only twenty years. He's like, you know you died young fat And I'm like, what do you mean? Said? It ain't no old fat people?

00:28:56
Speaker 5: Were looking at thousands of people, it's Manhattan, sixth Avenue, and I was just like, yo, at some point, we got to reverse this shit.

00:29:03
Speaker 2: We gotta turn it around. Yeah, man, Because.

00:29:06
Speaker 6: You know, nigga, I had stretched off on my eyeballs. It was crazy back in. It was wild.

00:29:12
Speaker 8: Man.

00:29:12
Speaker 6: It's a fat kid, man. And look, man, it's hard. You know, it's hard fitting in at school when you shape like your sister. You know what I'm saying, It's real hard. You know what I'm saying.

00:29:20
Speaker 2: Let me tell you something, man, Fat Joey. I said. You know, sat Joey. Since I was born, Nah, that's fat Joey.

00:29:28
Speaker 5: Since I'm the first thing I ever heard somebody calling me say fat Joey. And since I was a fucking baby, well you a big baby like you? Just yeah, I was the big I was like one of the wrestless Houston person that I live in the hood. And I had blonde head, green eyes, and my whole hood is black. And I remember I used to go to Bodeggan and the man be like, what the fuck is this kid doing in this neighbor And they would always sat Joey, Fat Joey. You was the first gentr five of your neighborhood, not fucking gentrified up from the neighborhood, motherfucker. I'm saying, like, no streets know me, least streets stow me. One hundred years that shit crazy man. But yeah, yeah, that shit crazy fat Joey. Since I was born, well, so I guess I never felt like there was no way to offend me with fat jokes ever, because I was fat Joey since I was born. So I never You can't come here and be like, you know, in our building we got a thousand families. We got one hundred and forty five families. Everybody got ten kids. Stay in front of the building at six in the morning talking about your mother, your that everybody got with you.

00:30:43
Speaker 2: This is a straight your mother got no teeth.

00:30:48
Speaker 5: Your mother's jolly Joe Hall, your sister's are worn like this every day to six in the morning in front of the projects. It's like this is where we grew up at. So you even get a sense of humor. Oh, yes, it's out.

00:31:04
Speaker 2: No, that wasn't me. I was not nigga.

00:31:06
Speaker 6: I was sensitive. I ain't care. I was a sensitive little nigga. You say stuff about me, I'd be like, man, leave me alone.

00:31:12
Speaker 2: You know what I mean.

00:31:14
Speaker 6: Nigga was trying to fit in. So I was a sensitive How sensitive nigga? I grew out of it, you know what I'm saying. You know but I was sensitive, little nigga.

00:31:22
Speaker 2: You know what I'm saying.

00:31:23
Speaker 5: You know this comedy thing, right, people don't be realized how big comedy is. So I follow like Russell Peters, and I watch him doing stadiums. We did family Feud, celebrity family fewd that we went up against Fuzzy the fat Mexican guy. He sold out Dodger's Stadium. These comediums you talked about doing shit, They doing shit and everybody needs to laugh no matter what it is, what the temperature is out there. I noticed that comedians, you guys, once you get it going. I know it's a lot of struggle comedians. There's a lot of comedians out there right now, hungry fuck. But if you make it, the success is.

00:32:11
Speaker 2: Well. Listen, man, it was written in the it was written in the books. And let me come. Let's go back to be a sension. Let's go back to be a SENSI as a fat kid for one second. You know what I mean.

00:32:18
Speaker 6: You told me, Nigga told me that I was so fat, I sweat chicken grease. I said, what you ever had somebody say something to you? It was it was brilliant, and you it hurts you, but it was brilliant, so you had to be like, yeah, my nigga, that was a good one.

00:32:33
Speaker 2: I had to tell the nigga it was a good one.

00:32:35
Speaker 6: You know what I'm saying. Same thing. I got on a Gilly the Kids. I got on Gilly the Kids live. Shut out to Gil it's my dude. I got on this live and my hair was falling out at the time.

00:32:45
Speaker 2: Crazy. You know, I got money.

00:32:47
Speaker 5: You know, I'm good, you know, but I got up there in the top, the top was coming out, and uh, I won't wearing my helmet.

00:32:55
Speaker 2: That's what happened. You know.

00:32:55
Speaker 5: I have the helmet and get the electricity to your head, you know, to wake up your follow and I won't using it. And somebody said take your hat off, and I did, and the little nigga kid's assholes, the little nigga said, pull up to the scene with my still a missing I said, ain't never doing this shit ever.

00:33:10
Speaker 2: Yeah, yes, he remember he put this joint back on.

00:33:15
Speaker 6: So you know, I've learned how to have I learned how as older to have tough, tougher skin. And you have to as a comedian, you know what I'm saying, because then you can get to the level where you are at the stadiums like Kevin Hart Fluffy Uh yeah, like uh with Joe Cooy got James, he got following, Russell Peters absolutely man.

00:33:35
Speaker 5: And I've watched these guys build it from the ground. Matt right, same thing, same thing. He over the pandemic. He just kept going and then it just worked out for him. But you have to be consistent.

00:33:46
Speaker 6: You can't just be you can't be lazy in the game or you're just gonna stay in the same place.

00:33:50
Speaker 5: But you can't be lazy in no game. Nah at the end of the day, doesn't allow you to be lazy. And you know, shout out to Calid DJ Khalik. But I remember even after Calid blew up, he started on the radio that motherfucker could have had COVID pneumonia. He would go he was, and I'd be like, Yo, Calig, you shick stay home. You'd be like, fuck that. Somebody ready to take my slot. He like, Yo, a minute, I don't come in. Somebody coming right in and they're gonna do a better job than me and take my slot. And so you almost even once you get to a level, you gotta protect that slot.

00:34:29
Speaker 2: Yes, it's like you gotta you gotta protect that slot. That ship. That shit ain't got your team, mark, what's something love it? You ain't get them sneakings yet? That's your guy? Why you looking at me? Five?

00:34:45
Speaker 5: Fuck you look at yo. I got some new balance. That's to boomerfore you out there especial backing straight. Did's enjoy break that I'm looking Come on, everybody, what to do? The gunku that's to put you in grease flight. They give us, They gave us some new balance. Them ships is the grease lightnings. Them ships got fire on that ship? You lit son one of those Pete jordan o. That ship looked like coach brown ships.

00:35:14
Speaker 2: No, yeah, he's the oceans. Yeah, he's a Swiss drawing. All those are special old sea joints.

00:35:24
Speaker 5: My wife telling me she wouldn't talk to me again about water them ships because that officially you you give in to you.

00:35:29
Speaker 2: I'm old.

00:35:30
Speaker 5: Oh really, because those are the most comfortable sneakers in the next technically they're the most comfortable. I'm gonna take it down down, yeah, cause you're looking like a nurse, looking like a fucking nursing. I thought I'm looking like a diet dress.

00:35:45
Speaker 2: Take this dance. People out the nurses got stuck with the nurse ship man.

00:35:51
Speaker 5: You lucky he ain't got his loafers on right now the battle the ship we're doing and you at your loafers to top.

00:35:59
Speaker 2: We're doing them. We're doing bad a va right now and you ain't good.

00:36:08
Speaker 5: Ladies, How y'all let your man come out with the fucking nursing shoes, the bowling shoes right there?

00:36:13
Speaker 2: Hey, listen, is your boy flat footed? You know what I'm I was gonna do it, chase something.

00:36:18
Speaker 5: I was gonna do it one day because I know for a fact those are the most comfortable sneakers out. Yeah, and my wife said, I ain't fucking with you. You with them ships like that's like moving to the middle of nowhere.

00:36:32
Speaker 2: Hey, give it up. You ever seen them towns, beautiful towns.

00:36:39
Speaker 5: When you pass by, you drive by and you say, Yo, this ship is amazing, But you say, people just come here to die, like like like West Palm Tennis tent or something. What the fuck they doing there? Like you have a joke past them towns, would you be like, what are these people do? Like where there's not even a fucking bar around here. I think it's a state they just stay.

00:37:00
Speaker 2: They want to die. Now this is a state called North Dakota. Yeah like that. Yeah, everybody just ready to just they just go to.

00:37:07
Speaker 5: Die, like just go to die, you know, even reading pamphlets all in life nor the Koda and then they retire and be like, all right, We're going to North Dakota.

00:37:14
Speaker 2: I was surprised. We went to Alaska, not Alaska. We had a show. Was it Alaska? Some ship? But the people were very nice? What what was that Alaska?

00:37:28
Speaker 5: I said, I know, I was me bow Wow, Rick Ross and your man man one of my dream guests. Somebody tells Kelly, you sold your boy. That's a wild that's a wild trip tripling right there?

00:37:43
Speaker 8: What you you?

00:37:45
Speaker 5: Bow Wow? And Rick Ross? That's y'all were doing the show and Soldier Boy and Soldier Boy. How about I went to the steakhouse and they treated us. They were good, beautiful people. Is when I'm trying to tell you the nicest people in the world, like the so I retreated that anchorage was anchorage? An ain't never been there, studied about it, never been there. Nice people and the sun stay out all the time.

00:38:11
Speaker 2: He knew it was that never been there.

00:38:15
Speaker 6: I hear about things, you know, when you you know, when you got nurse shoes on, they tell you stuff, man. You know, yeah, they trust you. They trust you with their secrets.

00:38:24
Speaker 2: You know what I'm saying.

00:38:24
Speaker 5: It's like I'm born again the killer. You you and you got them serial killer shoes on. Hey, bro, you know I'm a silent killer man. You know he got the born Again Killer ship line up Ill Brother line up DJ with freaking Rick Ross, Rick Ross bow Wow and Ricky Rose, Ricky Rose, me fat Joe Chilling, heaving steak, chilling, and anchorage with white Alaskan women.

00:38:53
Speaker 2: But he can't touch. He can't touch because his wife would kill him. So I'll have all the coaches. Boss. Yeah, nigga.

00:39:05
Speaker 5: Bos nigga bos I did it. I did an impression of them. He hit me up, he said, yeah, I might think about it. It was about Rick Ross's furniture store. I did a skip. This is a joint for my Instagram. I have all the furniture here, but you can't afford it. It's just for you to see because none of you niggas are in the text bracket that I live. You was with the white boys.

00:39:29
Speaker 2: Nigga. You know what I'm saying.

00:39:30
Speaker 6: So anyway, nigga hit me up, he might do it Rick Ross's furniture store. He said, that's a good idea, Nigga, I might.

00:39:37
Speaker 2: Have to do that. I said, yeah, nigga, you know, just give me a little bit percentage, you know, come in do it. You know, fun stuff.

00:39:44
Speaker 5: I personally, I personally have never seen the hostel, Like, oh my god. Personally, nigga also do a showing Africa, showing.

00:39:58
Speaker 2: You by way. I know the numbers.

00:39:59
Speaker 5: He's get big numbers, hundreds of thousands. And the next day he's at a barn in Memphis, Tennessee, hosting that I never seen it. He won't turn a dollar down. I've never seen it, like somebody and I work hard, and I'll be looking at him. I'm like, damn, bro, like I just ain't.

00:40:17
Speaker 2: I ain't. I didn't need to be ten years younger to compete with Rick Ross. And then he throws it.

00:40:23
Speaker 5: You know, he buinds the house from a vander Holyfield, which is foreclosure or something, and you like, damn, be sure you want to get in that russ And he turns it into he throws an event there every year that pays for the He already paid the house off with an event.

00:40:41
Speaker 2: A car showed like I never see him up, Like I don't want people in my house. I don't.

00:40:49
Speaker 5: No, really, I love everybody, God bless everybody. I don't, you know, I see my neighbors unpleasant. I don't talk more than one minute. Like it's a good couple across the street, two Indian people. He looked like he wear them them shoes to he looks like I don't. He looked like a doctor. But they walked through and I'm nice to them there older than us, said, Yo, what's up? But other than that, I'm so shoe everywhere I go. But I'm anti social in my house. For Rick Ross to take ten thousand motherfuckers and put them in his house strangers, you know, he had a ship like two years ago and found people there three four days later on the other side of the ship.

00:41:31
Speaker 2: His house is that fucking big bro. That's crazy, that's crazy.

00:41:36
Speaker 5: But he found the way. You know, he's a big hustle man. Salute Ross. And I'm telling you got a whole He got cattle. This nigga got this nigga got Oxen, My oxen. What oxen got? Got a whole bunch of animals, man, him and Cat Williams, they got a whole bunch of animals.

00:41:52
Speaker 2: You know what I'm saying.

00:41:52
Speaker 5: The cat bought a bunch of land too. Cat got a whole farm, bro, It's like a whole You just got land.

00:41:59
Speaker 2: What you needed.

00:42:00
Speaker 13: Do Bubo, you need to learn how to take care of chickens, take care of cows, take care of livestock.

00:42:06
Speaker 5: Because the world is about to end, Boobo, that's what's gonna happen. Real stuff, you know, Yeah, nigga, Well, I'm sorry. You know it's me, you know, do the voice the cat Williams. We did a movie together.

00:42:20
Speaker 2: You see it. I'm not sure if I saw it. What's the name of the movie.

00:42:24
Speaker 5: It's called two Minutes of Fame. You see that ship went flew right by me. Man them two minutest really get to see them ships like that. But Yo, Cat Williams, he's hilarious too. You ever went through uh I think right now, I just thought of that outcast line where he said, my favorite raptis wasn't bringing it this? This that you ever went through a time where some comedian you really love, just like it wasn't that.

00:42:53
Speaker 6: Hot no more for and you was like damn, I can't say not hot, but just not working as much as they were. And I think everything this is a ubiquitous feeling, like everybody wants Eddie Murphy to return the stand up everybody because he's just that good.

00:43:12
Speaker 2: You know you need to hear be good now twenty two absolutely, yeah you think so.

00:43:16
Speaker 6: And yo twenty fifteen he got the Mark Twain, he got the Mark Twain Award. Yes, and he got up there, he did a bit and he killed. Eddie is connected. Eddie is watching everything.

00:43:27
Speaker 5: And I would hope one day that he would come back because you know, he's only put out two specials and he is arguably the biggest comedian ever.

00:43:35
Speaker 2: That's the problem.

00:43:36
Speaker 5: The problem is when you put out two wil Maddix, you don't want to come back all these years later stink up the place. So I'm sure he's very conscious of like, yo, if I come back that like you know what Eddie Murphy's raw was. I went I always tell a story on the show. I went to the fucking shit with a hundred guys from my projects out of all a hundred guys. I'm the motherfucker got thrown out the movie did. Were laughing so hard, so fucking hard. Do you know how hilarious that fucking shit? They threw me out? I was the asshole in the movie did.

00:44:09
Speaker 6: But let me ask you a question, though, you think that you think raw is better than delirious because delirious had everything?

00:44:17
Speaker 2: No, no, they all they wish someone with the red leathers too. That's delirious. Oh yeah, Delirious was just out of control.

00:44:23
Speaker 5: Yeah. Way he was talking about Rocky the white Boy at the Nah. That was that was that was raw when he did that. Yeah something, yo, that's it sounds pause. Anyway, we're all and all this ship were talking right now. The fuck got roll. You so delirious, you roared like you talked about Glizzies for seven minutes. We never said that Glizzy got stuck in his mustache.

00:44:49
Speaker 2: She didn't say that.

00:44:58
Speaker 5: Murphy and because and because he couldn't continue, just because he passed away. Robin Harris, Robbin Harris missed one. My, oh my gosh, man, that one.

00:45:08
Speaker 2: Look at my, look at my, look at officer of the god dam long, ain't this a bit looking at it looking over here. He said, I got a job looking for one.

00:45:15
Speaker 5: I've been I've been on the plus so long for work out, looking for he said, he said the baby, He said, shit, the pampas are walking at the same time.

00:45:23
Speaker 6: Yo, Robin Harris, Bernie Matt, Eddie Murphy, Chris Rock, Dave Chappelle, the my top five, Chris.

00:45:34
Speaker 2: And honestly God.

00:45:37
Speaker 5: And you can't even say prior because Prior inspired everybody.

00:45:41
Speaker 2: Prior is up here.

00:45:43
Speaker 5: But those five guys, someny fat Joe down, those five guys, those.

00:45:48
Speaker 2: Five guys was legendary.

00:45:52
Speaker 5: Le legendary. We would saying, Harlem, there was a polar bed strap with the Arnold Schwarzen nagad Chop I'm talking fout the big jaw, and then it snowed like nigga.

00:46:07
Speaker 2: No it didn't. I not tell you that. Tupacsa car. I watched Tupac.

00:46:16
Speaker 5: I watched Tupac fight an African with a sword when they would they used to sell the BRULEI te tapes. Yeah, I watched Supac walk on one twenty fifth and was snatching all his tapes off the ship and the African pulled out the sword. Your friend, I swear to God, and Tupac beat the ship at him and took the sword off him in.

00:46:38
Speaker 2: The middle of one twenty fip his nekel. No, he ain't chopped his neck off. I ain't say that. That's you guys trying to take it to some mother ship. I've seen him fighter, motherfucker, the motherfucker pull out of sword.

00:46:51
Speaker 5: Did you Supac was on his pan in the mouth now now all right, okay the pause?

00:46:58
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, Paul.

00:46:59
Speaker 5: Did you did you see Tupac fight Michael Jackson? Did you ever see that? Did they say that happened?

00:47:04
Speaker 2: I don't know. I don't know if it I don't know if it was real. I gotta scrap with him. You scrapped with him. You heard that too. That is a full ship.

00:47:13
Speaker 8: I know.

00:47:13
Speaker 5: My man, My man Jr. Rest in peace anyway. I can't say one of my guys. He's just a nice guy. He had jall right and girl he passed away, but he got guy that man said one day off.

00:47:28
Speaker 2: But Anthony was arguing with j Lo in his house. He got scrapped with Balquette. That was his.

00:47:40
Speaker 5: Breakfast, lunch, and dinner Thanksgiving, Halloween. He would always cook fucking more good. You try to talk to me like I'm not Yo, my man, you gotta sit down.

00:47:51
Speaker 2: Jall.

00:47:52
Speaker 5: Yeah, he had one of them stories that that's pretty in Puerto Rican community.

00:47:55
Speaker 2: That's crazy.

00:47:56
Speaker 5: But you want j Writer from dicent No, okay, cool, I thought you said rotting the billionaire he passed away.

00:48:03
Speaker 2: Man, he's my mentor. Man, you know what I'm saying. Jr. Right in with that, had a fight with Mark would have called we would have called it. We would have called the dipsup.

00:48:14
Speaker 5: Nigga.

00:48:15
Speaker 6: Joel's would have been in the building. Freaking cam would have been there, niggas. Everybody would have.

00:48:20
Speaker 2: Been there, niggas. I thought you said Jr. Right, and you said Jay Wright at the billion Okay, cool, nigga. I'm a I'm a fan.

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00:49:02
Speaker 5: You think they would have did better at the Versus Kiss if they would have put the play lists a little bit better because Dim said got some ship, man like, like you think they would have. They would have did better if they would have put the list, if they would have took it more professional, it could.

00:49:18
Speaker 2: Have put some of the They left out a lot of ship that I was expecting. I think they could have. He was expecting they was gonna be.

00:49:25
Speaker 4: It was when we did the rehearses in the playing a lot of as song as that we thought it was a little man.

00:49:31
Speaker 6: You destroyed nigga. You killed nigga, my nigga. You causing a distraction. You told them niggas causing a distraction, y'all. He started rapping, Oh man, nigga, y'all's freestyles, both of y'all specifically, I've been listening to your high school oh five mixtapes, and I think it was all on a mixtape.

00:49:50
Speaker 2: I herd.

00:49:51
Speaker 6: It was like it was a mixtape going against I think fifty or something. It was like a fifty mixtape and it was a fifty disc and no okay niggas getting okay attention.

00:50:02
Speaker 2: I see shaking. Maybe I stopped talking about it.

00:50:04
Speaker 12: Nigga.

00:50:04
Speaker 2: I'm I'm go ahead.

00:50:06
Speaker 5: I'm trying to get in the TV show man, but I want to be in the TV show y'all y'all cool?

00:50:16
Speaker 2: Are we all cool? And let me ask you a question though. Wasn't all of that just propped up for no? No, no, it was really with me? That was it?

00:50:24
Speaker 5: That was this just a physical like this, somebody might have died behind that ship. Oh man, we'll talk, okay. That's why I thank.

00:50:31
Speaker 2: God everybody squashed and everybody walked away good. It was just no way.

00:50:36
Speaker 5: You know, he's too much of a tough guy from the same town. I think I'm tough. It was that ship was sparks flying. Wherever we would have seen each other, it would have been like.

00:50:45
Speaker 2: Do you smell what the rock is cooking? Like that shit had to go down. Oh you couldn't have you know, you wouldn't be able to have a reputation if.

00:50:55
Speaker 5: You saw fifty sent anywhere in New York City and the time of that beef and terror squad and fifty in him.

00:51:02
Speaker 2: It didn't go down like it almost went down at the MTV Awards. It had to go down. If it didn't go down, he would walk away like he's all My off of fact Joe.

00:51:14
Speaker 5: It was terrible. It was a terrible situation. Thank God is peaceful. Everybody gets a long shout out to Tony ya yo and Uncle Shirley. They got that real report, you know what I mean, kissed this crazy people?

00:51:27
Speaker 2: I didn't. I'm sorry, bro, I didn't. Oh no, it's so good. We family.

00:51:31
Speaker 5: Everybody's love. But that was a serious situation, you know, a kid from the Birds.

00:51:37
Speaker 2: It was. It was.

00:51:39
Speaker 5: It was very entertaining, but oh no, it was Yeah, your niggas was going at each other. That was That was dope, you know what I mean. Uh, And until fifty cent, I had never witnessed disrespect, Like I had never felt nobody in front of me, behind me. Pause, I never I never a witness disrespect. So to me, it was like shocking, you know, it was like Yo, shocking, Yo, shout out that ad. And was Chris Lighty, you know, he discovered me and fifty and when he passed away, we seen each other at the funeral and that broke the ice. And he always wanted us to squash the beef. And then that's why we, you know, squashed the beef.

00:52:22
Speaker 6: That's beautiful though, man, Yeah, yeah, yeah, you know the fact that you can the fact that you can get past your differences. No matter how controversial things are, you can get back to the art. That's what it's about nowadays.

00:52:34
Speaker 5: If you don't get past it, the Feds just show you up how to stay present in that motherfucker Now, motherfucker put your reco one second.

00:52:42
Speaker 2: Huh check on Diddy? Yeah, yeah, it was that a curse word here. I can't say that. I'm just.

00:52:51
Speaker 5: Look, kids, you got to say, I see some ship, yo, kids, I see some ship. They said Diddy's planning this coming home party present that it is fake. I was ai, you think it's fake that? Did he want to throw a party?

00:53:06
Speaker 4: Did he want to have a sandwich and hugg his kids and sit his ass down when they let him.

00:53:13
Speaker 2: He's gonna have a party, not soon as you get out. It's gonna take a bathro fried chicken and something. You gotta sit down with him.

00:53:21
Speaker 5: I love you know you had that soul food Sundays his house. They eat all that soul food. But my question is is he gonna have a party or is he gonna have a party party?

00:53:39
Speaker 2: You gotta wrap album?

00:53:41
Speaker 6: Yeah, yeah, for sure, dropping man, I'm actually dropping on uh, so May the June the When is the Iceman coming out? It's up June fifteen. June fifteenth was dropping June fifteenth. My next thing with a Man fifteen. I thought it was May fifteen. The Iceman Ice twelfth, June twelfth, my fault June twelfth, and my next single was dropping May fifteenth.

00:54:04
Speaker 2: That's what it is. What's the name of the album. It's called The Odyssey.

00:54:08
Speaker 6: Yeah, man, why the honisty because the character that I am playing, Because it's a whole it's a whole backstory for this character. So he's he was giving power, uh to like find another planet and then this planet is like a diamond planet. So we've got to bring the economy back, and he gets all this notoriety. He's got all this power. Man, you gotta tell ast with this album, it say't we did.

00:54:34
Speaker 5: Normal person got to understand that the Odyssey guy's coming from another planet, from this and this, and that they don't need how to use drugs to be listening to as well.

00:54:42
Speaker 6: No, no, they don't even got to do that because because the music and the character is synonymous to who I am, because it's like me in another dimension almost because I was young, got a lot of money, figured it out, had a lot of access. But I realized that, you know, that wasn't the most important thing, because when you get those things, man, it's not going to fulfill you. The most important thing is having love in your life and having got any life. That's what it is and that's what he discovers.

00:55:10
Speaker 2: So that's what the album is about, and that's the journey, you know.

00:55:14
Speaker 5: You know, this journey of life man, is so crazy, right because when you come from nothing, you want it. And now when you get to my age and you look back and you just be like, yo, man, I was just way too young for them to give me all that money, I swear to God.

00:55:30
Speaker 2: At the time, I felt like King Kong, like y'all we got it.

00:55:34
Speaker 5: But it just thank god I never used drugs or abused alcohol something, because I'd have been underneath some shit right now, Like it was like this shit. You know, you get all that money if you if you getting high too, yeah, like that must be out of control. So with me, that's I think that's the only thing to save my life to this day that I wasn't on drugs cause out you know, I'm very addictive. Yeah, personality. So if I was to gamble, I don't gamble. If I was to gamble, I'd be dead broke. If if I was to be getting high, I'd forget it. I would have probably smoked the big I would have went to fucking and Orton got the biggest rock and crack you ever seen in your life. I would have been breaking records. Niggas have been like yo, fat Joe got the iceman's coach in his house, he's smoking. What is it like game show hosting?

00:56:32
Speaker 2: What is it like? How you like that's going to tell us?

00:56:34
Speaker 6: No, no, no, it's game show hosting is cool because you actually well you have to think off your dome, of course, and you get a chance to connect with people and you can't fake that.

00:56:44
Speaker 2: On television.

00:56:45
Speaker 6: You can see connections like when people are nervous, it is your job as the host calm them down, make them comfortable, because you know you could be down on my show. You can have three family members that you just lost to the to the balls pours, they got knocked in the water, and then you could be on edge, like I don't know if you've.

00:57:03
Speaker 5: Done some fucking flags at this guy off the put on three in the water, like.

00:57:07
Speaker 2: Yo, what's up you know on your flass shit today? My sip ing out? If I fucking through like seven flags right now?

00:57:14
Speaker 5: If you usually the king of flags off the dome like dits in the water, this balls don't take ain't nobody? You could lose three family makers nobody your butt hoole.

00:57:29
Speaker 2: Of be like, what the fuck? Man, I don't pull of? Did you say the flags on this I don't recall. It's the balls machine. I don't recall saying.

00:57:40
Speaker 5: If I catch him, if I catch him, this guy, wait till you watch this episode back home. You're gonna be like, damn, I missed right, We're gonna see it. Yeah, you did a lot of butt talking. I always I did some glizzy talk. But let me tell you something always said, Oh so that we did celebrity family Feud, The part where you turn around and be like, name how many people in the thing.

00:58:11
Speaker 2: There's a thousand people there. Yeah, and you got to think of that that ship is nervous Nelson like you you.

00:58:19
Speaker 5: Yo, it's really a fucking audience of five hundred thousand people, and you got to come up with, oh, what do you like in the bathroom?

00:58:27
Speaker 15: What do you do?

00:58:27
Speaker 5: That shit is hard, bro. I was up in there like Sunday checking like that.

00:58:36
Speaker 2: That ship is hard. Bro.

00:58:39
Speaker 5: Now now I know what the people people at home don't realized with them people that that kind of stress that they going through, like coming up with that. You know, survey says that not the one with you with your family and the like, who gives a fuck when you go out there on that dolo mission?

00:58:54
Speaker 2: Yeah? That shit crazy? You know what you would actually like?

00:58:58
Speaker 6: You would like my show because it's like family feud cross a wipeout if you ever get a chance.

00:59:03
Speaker 5: We're in our third season now. Man, we're doing We're doing very well. I appreciate everybody for checking it out. I mean, got cele How can I get on we now we've expanded it, you can be up there as matter of fact, As a matter of fact, all d D Block could come on the show, bro, the whole D Block.

00:59:23
Speaker 2: Let me don't set that up. I always said that I want to be like Steve Harvey. I tell him this. I told him you halfway there. Nigga kept it. No, no, no, no, I'm fucked up.

00:59:33
Speaker 5: I'm more than half talked about my shoes. Nigga I had to say something, tell you something. I've done my rounds, like shopping this show. How about this kids, I've done my rounds in l A shopping the show one time. And so we go to all them like on this paramount one other. You know how you got to need permission to get in absolutely. How about every single one I went to, they had a space there that said Steve Harvey right in the front.

01:00:06
Speaker 2: Every studio.

01:00:09
Speaker 5: One had of Rod Royce. You go to the other one, rod Grog. This the motherfucker get me. So these fifteen years ago, you know how much money Steve Robby getting. So imagine you go to death Jam, this one, that one, that one.

01:00:20
Speaker 2: Everywhere you go to.

01:00:21
Speaker 5: Motherfucker got the front office there you go. It's a smart call, that motherfucker getting that bread man. He's got like fifteen he's got like fifteen shows. They're all syndicated. That's what you want to do. The goal is to get to one hundred episodes.

01:00:35
Speaker 2: So it can.

01:00:44
Speaker 5: Get to one hundred episodes and then you're just you're good, bro, you know what I mean. And it's all about that syndication. Get the syndication money.

01:00:51
Speaker 2: He talked. That's my unk right then, Like Steve Harry is my uncle. I can call him up talk to him. Hey, boy, it's what you need to do. Boy, it's what you need to do. Boy. You got to get your business lined up and you make sure you bury your money. Boy, don't let these white people take your money. Now. He said, real talk, real talks.

01:01:13
Speaker 6: But he's so successful because he knows how to move, maneuver, and he knows once you do one show, like you're saying people with sick work ethic, like you were talking about DJ Khale, like you were talking about Rick Ross.

01:01:24
Speaker 5: You have that type of mindset. You can do fifteen shows. You will keep going. Your whole family will be able to eat for the rest to forever generate. You know what's crazy is I met Steve Harvey for the first time in Now Dobby preseason and I told him, I said so. He was like, Yo, I love your podcast. He said, you will kiss the gentleman. I said, yo, I want to be like you. I've seen his eyes. His eyes opened up like he couldn't believe, like maybe another man was telling him some shit. Like I said, yo, man, I want to be like you man, like you successful man, the guy that I want to be like and I seen him he was taking like, oh ship Like yeah, you know, I guess everybody you know people hold ship in. I'm telling you, like, fuck it, man, you are the prototype blue. I don't give them, Yo. Listen, I heard we have music off the Odyssey Prodecy got something.

01:02:24
Speaker 6: I've been rapping long. I've been doing comedy, so it just happened to comedy was just the thing that pop first. I used to battle, I did all of that stuff. So I'm telling you shout.

01:02:32
Speaker 5: Out to my brother Shot because remind me and me and shops in junior high. He liked day to day and I like slick Way old yogy every day going under the bus to school like Yo, slick with It's better than day to day Like Yo, day to days. That's the fun hip hop ships. You know what I'm saying, Yo, which one we playing?

01:02:53
Speaker 2: James?

01:02:57
Speaker 15: Turn it out? Man, I'm a pretty haven.

01:03:07
Speaker 16: Some motherfucker up money, Babyteler. Well there's my mushit baby color. Brother a feller.

01:03:13
Speaker 15: You can own that, you can own that you can own that I could put your own.

01:03:18
Speaker 16: Now, got the small assessment line, you little talking chattel mental pretty mother tuckle really, and nobody better.

01:03:25
Speaker 15: But your own that you can own that. I could put your own that you can own that.

01:03:32
Speaker 2: And I god damn can I be your man.

01:03:34
Speaker 4: I want some babys and your u baby beverage players.

01:03:37
Speaker 15: Hop out they can't here, so that if it's a humble cooking.

01:03:40
Speaker 2: Man, And let me put this big on nine up in your down, your friend, you got damn round here and there.

01:03:45
Speaker 4: If you bigger in that, you're retther than me.

01:03:47
Speaker 15: I'm mostch go baby like your grandma book a recipe.

01:03:50
Speaker 13: I got that forty toe. It's poor red man. It's HOULI yo to killer present bent me cause it that's me.

01:03:55
Speaker 8: How me go now, boddy shake, I get to say she cot the holy girls, she takes.

01:04:00
Speaker 2: No home Monday, no poking, no girl.

01:04:03
Speaker 16: Just come as mandatory y'all to.

01:04:05
Speaker 15: Set your float.

01:04:06
Speaker 2: A bubble. Got someone and said.

01:04:08
Speaker 16: Some mother do pretty has some motherfucker money. Babes, baby, come it bright lit.

01:04:17
Speaker 2: He got his hype and back.

01:04:21
Speaker 15: I can put you all.

01:04:23
Speaker 5: Don't the sis created like a mother brother pretty motherfucker really and etyudrey, oh now you kill the own modesty.

01:04:32
Speaker 15: Put your now you your own now.

01:04:43
Speaker 10: Oh yeah yeah, you got me.

01:04:47
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, yeah, you got me baby fucking Bob y'r jay, Yeah, you get your joy. You know you want my baby coming like, oh your.

01:05:04
Speaker 15: Taste, that's cover.

01:05:05
Speaker 2: Let me tell you somewhere that's.

01:05:09
Speaker 15: Bob.

01:05:09
Speaker 5: So I understand a Bob. That's a fucking Bob. I'm getting the car and I'm driving. I didn't even super understand that ship. That's a fucking Bob. And look, you didn't have to. You didn't have to be how to understand it. You know what I'm saying.

01:05:26
Speaker 2: I don't get how. So you know that's a lie.

01:05:28
Speaker 5: How people people say they got to get hired to make music, they got to hear it. That's a fucking I've been sober my whole life and push it out the park, you know what I'm saying.

01:05:39
Speaker 2: Yeah, let's go, Jameson. What's this one called for yourself?

01:05:44
Speaker 5: I know you need that mansarady Jack, you know the man, but get the system going this one, this one right here, somebody Jack, get you out e.

01:06:06
Speaker 10: Shi yay.

01:06:14
Speaker 5: I said, fuck what I hate to say, Hey, we ain't even need your participation, lobster.

01:06:19
Speaker 2: What to tell him? I needa steak swear.

01:06:21
Speaker 17: I can get a coor something that away, swear only something. I'm losing this somebody's way. A lot of dollars in my pocket.

01:06:27
Speaker 2: That's a different way. Hey, you make your bed, you can go in late.

01:06:31
Speaker 15: Yeah, like you.

01:06:33
Speaker 2: Whopping the womb. You ain't never seen this before.

01:06:35
Speaker 17: I got women in that small woman to me like folks, I be spelling that alpha bed, but I be on them broke.

01:06:41
Speaker 2: I'm busting mucking all these chickens. I can get to the goat. You go have a picture of me. I do it well. I know this shit blow. I just have my picture that little ain't even or you picking ni again. Baby, ain't no sweat. I'm a brown get this wow, not with a nigga back on the brow.

01:06:57
Speaker 10: God, damn on the man, Hey, true, got a lot of chicken, got damn.

01:07:13
Speaker 8: Ship?

01:07:16
Speaker 2: Did she wrong?

01:07:16
Speaker 8: What a song?

01:07:20
Speaker 15: Bitch?

01:07:21
Speaker 2: I'm the man in this motherfuck bitch. You can't stand with him, mother fun trying to make friend with this mother food. It's like an African something make.

01:07:30
Speaker 5: Bitch on the business says, try to something, squinting, suthing washing.

01:07:33
Speaker 18: No, these bitches watching fishes, watch my dishes.

01:07:35
Speaker 2: I ain't never lacking fisher twenty fifteen, No persprision that my das under the didition like I a puppy daddy did.

01:07:40
Speaker 15: I'm gonna stead at.

01:07:41
Speaker 2: Chunking and just sit your especially down. I'm leading. I'm gonna beat it. I'm gonna beat it. Something that ass got a the leader.

01:07:46
Speaker 5: Hey, hey, one question, who the motherfucking leader?

01:07:50
Speaker 2: I go, you're wrong with that.

01:07:57
Speaker 8: Got a lot of chicken by the put.

01:08:14
Speaker 2: Put the nigga, do it? Do it? Put the niggai, put the nigga. Siya dang, y'all listen, you're fucking talented the album. Man, you're fucking talented. Bro.

01:08:33
Speaker 6: Look and I'm telling yall man, when I say I listen, I listen to lyrics.

01:08:38
Speaker 5: I'm I like YouTube a lyricists. Man, I appreciate that. That's crazy, great project. I'm downloading that. Motherfucking oysse me personally, I need that in the system, going long jobs and ship.

01:08:54
Speaker 2: You know what I'm saying. Yeah, cool chicken. Look about all right there, bro, I'm you snacking. Listen, man, very talented. This ain't that?

01:09:11
Speaker 8: That?

01:09:11
Speaker 4: Ain't this tracking? Kiss make some noise to Jay Pharaoh. My God appreciate you, my brother, thank you getting that album. Bro, you very talented brother, thank you very reef. You got to give us your best kiss and your best Joe impression.

01:09:31
Speaker 1: Well, you know it's similar to the paint stripes, Sonny, your eyes, Yo, they need to do it.

01:09:38
Speaker 18: Tickle me Jada. If the nigga was getting tickled, he'd be like, and then and then these I told you these guys.

01:09:50
Speaker 3: It's always guys, five guys, fifteen with glizzies, my sinking shoe.

01:10:02
Speaker 2: And Jady's Joe. Let's get to a baby m hm