BONUS: I love An Honest Biatch!

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Speaker 1: Hi, mabe, It's me La La Kent. Welcome back to the bonus episode of podcast Day. I'm really I'm very excited about this one because I have a really, really good story. I can't use any name. I can't use any names before we start. This has nothing to do with anything. I don't know when this is gonna air. But there's this basketball player Easton taught me about. I'm sure the entire nation knows who she is, if not the world. She plays for Iowa. Her name's Caitlin Clark and apparently she's just like sud I know who she is, right, so I didn't know, and.

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Speaker 2: She's about her business.

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Speaker 1: I saw the videos that Easton showed me of the barstool guy. Remind me of his name. I'm blanking Dave Dave Portnoy running like a montage of all these people just like hating on this girl. But I just read Lisa Leslie, who's like a fucking star w NBA player actually really has her back a lot. And we're recording this today. This was already three days ago, so we're gonna be late to the game, but that's standard.

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Speaker 3: We'll get there.

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Speaker 1: She's She told Sporting News that Caitlin Clark should be on the team USA for the twenty twenty four Olympics, going as far to say, I don't know how you leave the country without her, And I was like, you know what, I really appreciate this because I feel like she's gotten so much hate for no fucking reason. It's not like she's she's not.

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Speaker 4: Like on Bravo talking.

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Speaker 1: She's like literally going onto a court dribbling a ball and shooting okay, like I'm doing really wow. So I don't understand. And it's been mostly men that I've seen who are like really uplifting her and know this is not about me. I like seeing that Lisa Leslie who actually has like she holds.

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Speaker 3: Weight when it comes.

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Speaker 1: Yes, when it comes to women in basketball. I love seeing her talk about Caitlyn Clark this way. It is it's tough to be a check I think in any in any industry.

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Speaker 5: And that's the but hold on here, you just said it. Every guy is raising her up. It's only this girls that are tearing her down. And what she's doing for the w NBA is getting them paid more. Like that's the thing. All these women that hate her, She's making their paychecks. Bigger, right, Just so, that's what's crazy to me is it's women hating on other women because only the NBA is obsessed with Caitlyn Clark and pushing her. And I love that because they want the w NBA to what were you gonna say?

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Speaker 6: To do well in this year for the Women's March Madness. They set records re.

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Speaker 3: Viewers for it because of her, because of.

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Speaker 6: Her Angel Reese and a couple of other stars that they've had going on. And what's kind of cool about Kaitlyn Clark. She's so good that ice Cube even offered her a contract to play in the Big Big Three instead of going to the w NBA. He's offering her five million dollars did they offer her? Not that she gets drafted. So this so the day we're recording is the day of the w NBA draft, So she does get drafted today. So I am not too sure on what the contract will look like, but I am assuming that the Big three contract the ice Cube is offering her is gonna be bigger.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, it's gonna be way bigger than what the w NBA can offer.

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Speaker 1: I mean, I think it's incredible that, Yeah, someone is finally because like the stuff you showed me Eastern. I mean, these these chicks like.

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Speaker 4: Were dragging ragging her.

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Speaker 1: And I'm like, I understand if she was like in the world I'm in, Like, we're all kind of going at each other, right, and for the most part it is chicks on chicks and not in the hot way. Yeah, I'm guilty of it. Other people who don't know any of us are guilty of it. But like women in sports, I'm like, oh, come on, man, you're supposed to. Yeah. Anyway, I love the topic that we chose for today, Thank.

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Speaker 4: You, prod Sir John and Dennis. You guys, by the way, O say we I mean y'all, which.

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Speaker 7: Was was started because I went to text Dennis and producer John yesterday and accidentally texted Dennis and coach Josh in a group text asking for a clip, asking for a clip of the show, and then Coach Josh texted me like, hey, not sure what you're talking about, but don't have any clips.

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Speaker 4: Oh whoops.

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Speaker 1: So yeah, two different worlds I know, colliding colliding. Wait is coach Josh the one that's like, hey, by the way, this content is not for the podcast.

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Speaker 4: No, my whole gym is like that what happened in class today? Not for the now they know to say that. I love that.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, okay. Read If you guys don't know and you don't follow us on the gram, remember to follow us on the gram at give them all a pod and you will see us post the Q and a's and also the uh what's it called? Topic for the bonus episode? What is the topic?

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Speaker 7: The prompt this week, you guys, was text slash emails You've accidentally sent to the wrong person and I've heard you both have a story. Yeah, oh, oh my god, this is exciting, exciting.

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Speaker 4: Ah, I loved this one.

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Speaker 1: Tell me okay, still to this day, you guys, I don't know how my okay, and I'm just gonna call him my ex okay, Okay, I'm not gonna tell you which one. Okay, not gonna tell you which one. I haven't dated many people, but just so you know, I have more than one. I don't have fifteen, but I got more than one. It's an X and I don't still to this day, don't know how he knew what I said. Okay. I'd like to think that it was a text. Maybe it was a voice no, and when you listen to it, you know how it disappears. It could have been my Apple watch. I got rid of my Apple Watch. I get out of the car. The car could have heard it. My car could have been LinkedIn youtobe disconnected that quick fucking But I I was going in all right about my exes mom and dad going the fuck off, and I was outside. I was outside, I could see if it were like, there's no one around, so it wasn't the car.

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Speaker 2: I thought you were in the car.

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Speaker 1: I was unpacking the car. Oh packing the car. I was getting ship out of the carcase outside. It could have been the car or the watch. The watch, But I was like, it's about the parents, Okay, my ex's parents. I'm going off on them, talking about how unfortunate she is, how unfortunate the husband is. I'm like, she's worried. No one wants to fuck her husband. Have you seen him? She doesn't even want to fuck her husband. I was just like losing my mind, being like and then she thinks that she looks good and like all her designer ship.

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Speaker 3: And her husband doesn't want to fuck her.

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Speaker 1: Well, yeah, I said, she thinks she looks good in her designer ship she's still busted. I was like, going off to my own mom, okay, to my.

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Speaker 2: Own about it.

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Speaker 1: I all of this said, I don't think I've ever gone this heavy the pain on anybody. Okay, there were no witnesses right being filmed.

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Speaker 3: I'm going off right verbally.

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Speaker 1: I get a text from my eggs and he verbatim sends me He was like, how dare you speak about my parents this way? Yeah? I mean it ended the relationship obviously perfect. He's writes exactly what I said, and I couldn't recover because I did say those things.

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Speaker 4: What did you say?

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Speaker 1: Did you admit that I said? I said, I think it's been made quite clear that I don't like your parents. I don't think I'm just going to take that out that anymore. And I said, and next, I'd like to apologize that you heard those things, okay, and it was not meant for your ears. It was meant for just my mom. And to be quite honest, I'm offended that you would even send me this message because I'm sure that you've spoken about me in a certain way. When you're venting to someone, some things are not meant for other people's ears. It's not productive you flip it on that, but just say, I apologize. You had to hear those things.

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Speaker 2: Now.

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Speaker 1: You know, I don't really like your parents, and I don't think they're fuckable either, So.

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Speaker 7: I'm sorry that you were offended that I spoke about your parents that way, and maybe you should not speak to me that way.

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Speaker 1: X No, but I stand by what I said. There are certain things that were not meant for your years. Yeah, you should not have told.

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Speaker 5: It happened to me, goes well, I just told him that, yes, I said it, and some things are not meant for ry or I.

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Speaker 3: Was like, oh god. So now he was just thinking, like how much more ship? Is she talking about? A lot? A lot I know.

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Speaker 1: And by the way, by the way, had the roles been reversed, I would say, that's the.

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Speaker 8: Universe, that ship. What's done in the dark, what comes.

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Speaker 3: To the light? She preaches about it so much it turned on her.

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Speaker 4: Hey, I felt.

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Speaker 1: Right about it. It was like the way lifted all that.

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Speaker 4: Is wild in the dark.

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Speaker 1: Like I just went, I'm I'm.

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Speaker 8: Sorry, right, I was like, yeah, your mama is busted and so is your dad.

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Speaker 4: And I go ahead.

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Speaker 1: He pretends that he's rich, he's broke.

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Speaker 4: You went in.

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Speaker 3: She always for forgiveness.

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Speaker 4: Probably walked saw him a few minutes later.

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Speaker 1: Hey, sweetie, you know what my mom says. Truth hurts, truth arts.

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Speaker 4: Oh my god, ruth hurts. That is wild.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, anyway, I forgot about it.

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Speaker 4: Oh it's good.

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Speaker 1: I'm a really good person. Oh no, I'm loving the episode. So no not yeah, well, all both of yours are gonna stuck compared to mine.

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Speaker 5: I was working at the golf course. Oh okay, you Mary Lynne, our grandmother was alive, and Lynn Langren was Yeah, okay, so.

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Speaker 1: Mary Mormon, very Mormon grandma.

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Speaker 4: Okay, we love her, love her.

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Speaker 1: She's a momo. Oh okay, okay, so.

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Speaker 5: But no, yeah, so Lynn Langren Mary Lynn grandmother boss kind of in the same family.

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Speaker 2: I was trying to text.

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Speaker 1: Marriage and Brandon stepped out. My older brother stepped out.

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Speaker 2: So he's family. He's great, He's taking care of me, a great guy.

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Speaker 5: I was trying to text Grandma that I was coming over for scones, all of this, how much I loved her, sent it to Lynn and he like, I mean that was the only thing, and he was just like, hey, I never.

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Speaker 3: Knew that you thought about me. Like this. He was like, I'd love to have you.

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Speaker 4: I was just a fucking confused. He didn't like Hey. Graham was like.

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Speaker 5: I just said, I just said, hey, coming over today for lunch. I'm very excited.

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Speaker 4: To see you. I love you.

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Speaker 3: Nothing like hey. Graham's just like hey, I'm coming over.

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Speaker 5: And then I get a text back from Lynn Langry and I'm reading the throat and I'm like, all right, this is weird coming from my boss. And then I look up and I go that's weird for me to say my boss.

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Speaker 6: I called him immediately.

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Speaker 3: I was like, yo, that was to Mary Lynn.

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Speaker 2: He goes, oh, maybe that makes more sense.

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Speaker 3: Oh, I was justly Lynn. So yeah, Mary Lynn, if that were me, I.

00:12:29
Speaker 7: Would have been in the bullet and coming over, like went over his house, had some.

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Speaker 1: Scones, made the best scones.

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Speaker 5: And by the way, I knew him well enough, but like I, I didn't text you back. I immediately called him and I was like, Lynn, that was for Mary Lynn.

00:12:44
Speaker 3: And he just started dying.

00:12:45
Speaker 5: He was like oh yeah, he goes, I thought, you know, working for me. Now, you were just trying to get a bit closer. I was like, oh, I was like whatever, you want to know.

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Speaker 1: It would never take advantage of going anywhere except Grandma bees her scones, which were actually.

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Speaker 4: Been benetn and scones. Huge difference, the biggest difference.

00:13:04
Speaker 3: So we learned that scones in Utah are beignets.

00:13:08
Speaker 7: We call stones right, weird, weird, possibly offensive to beignet.

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Speaker 1: It is very now that I've learned. And I learned on curby your enthusiasm because he was eating the scone and I'm like, it's a scone that's like a rectangular biscuit. Apparently those stone snones are dry sometimes, not the ones we have with Grandma's homemade honey butter.

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Speaker 4: That sounds delicious.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, and it wasn't like just like a.

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Speaker 1: Couple of years was better than mine. Yeah, you have a good heart.

00:13:46
Speaker 4: You both have really good ones.

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Speaker 7: Mine sucks and mine would it makes me look like a bad person.

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Speaker 1: I'm so in the same boat. Multiple people, hundreds of thousands of if not millions, maybe even more people have stories like this. The difference is they don't tell anybody, so maybe their friend and then no one cares. Right, they have the luxury like everyone wants to sit here. Judge, X Y and Z for Vanner, Pump Rules or Beverly Hills. I'm like, y'all are just as fucking shitty the luxury of no documentation, all right, Like, shut the fuck.

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Speaker 5: Upright right, You're all normal and it is a luxury luxury, so just taking it.

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Speaker 1: Run, yes, and be quiet, So tell us, horrible person.

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Speaker 7: It's not even that exciting, you guys. But it's the only one I could think of, which is weird. I know, I have a ton lived in a house when I went to Belmont University and Nashville.

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Speaker 4: Lived in a house with five girls.

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Speaker 7: Well there was five of us total, and it was just I was in the kitchen one morning with I won't name them, I love them both, but with two of my girlfriends who lived there. One of my girlfriends was telling a story and it was just a long winded story, like I tell stories like this.

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Speaker 4: It's like when are you gonna the fuck up?

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Speaker 7: So she's telling the story and I'm sitting there and I'm looking at her and looking at my other friend and I pick up my phone and I.

00:15:07
Speaker 4: Say, when will this fucking story end?

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Speaker 7: But I'm looking at the one telling the story, so I send it to her. Mind you I send it to her and there's no unsent at the time. Of course, that just came into fruition.

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Speaker 4: So I hear it go.

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Speaker 7: And I go, and I look and she I'm thinking that I am immediately panicking, and she's telling the story and she picks up her phone and I'm like, fuck, fuck fuck, and so I you, guys, this is good. I'll double down. By the way, No way am I gonna sit here and be like, I'm so sorry. I'm doubling down. So my brain goes, what am I gonna do? How am I gonna play this off? I quickly go to Google. I google recipe. I don't even forget what. I take screenshots of, just a random recipe. It was like Gumbo or some shit. And I quickly send the screenshot follow up after that text, and then I go because I'm gonna I'm gonna bite the bullets somehow, but it's gonna be less than like what the real situation is.

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Speaker 4: So then I go. So she looks at the.

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Speaker 7: Phone, and you can tell immediate reaction is she sees the text and she knows this is so she looks and she goes and then the the ding of the recipe comes in and then I text and I go, sorry, I mean, I mean to be paying attention to your story, but I'm I'm looking at this fucking recipe and like, look at the story, like it will not you know how on recipe blogs they like tell their and I go, it will not end. Thank god, you devotus, because it was I hadn't. I just clicked on the first recipe. It so happened to be a blog. And she's like, and so the bullet I took was sorry, I'm not listening to you, and and then she like believed it, and she goes, oh, yeah, that's annoying, but listen to my story. And I was like, she didn't put two and two together. Oh sorry, sorry, okay, anyway, keep going. I hadn't been on my phone, but that that and I I and she believed me.

00:17:03
Speaker 1: And you know what, though, I those those are very annoying when I want to see people out. Yeah, Like I was looking for sheep Cake Texas sheet cake it's and the blog was like telling me when they started making sheet cake. I was like, I don't know.

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Speaker 7: They gone, They're like back in eighteen sixty four, my grandpa, and it's like who gives.

00:17:20
Speaker 4: A foot I can read those. I don't.

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Speaker 7: I mean, I think I love stay at home moms, but I think a lot of stay at home moms. It's like, oh sweet, I think it's like a community.

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Speaker 9: I love cookbook to get it does yeah blanco, Yeah, the producer, right, yeah, yeah, he gets so on Instagram, he just goes, smokes up.

00:17:43
Speaker 1: He'll was him eating soup and then he goes, I knew it was a bowl. Were you ever a pothead?

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Speaker 4: I smoked a little in college, all right, so no, yeah, we knew.

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Speaker 5: But yeah, So we made a cookbook and he was like his biggest thing was like every time I look at a recipe, he goes, it takes like forty five fucking minutes to make, and he goes, So I made a recipe book that everything in there takes ten minutes.

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Speaker 3: But by it, I know the French toast, all of.

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Speaker 1: These things amaze.

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Speaker 2: It's just like a potheads mixture, and the know it's gonna be great.

00:18:11
Speaker 4: That's all right.

00:18:13
Speaker 1: Well, let's saddle up, partner, let's talk about what's it called?

00:18:17
Speaker 4: Oh this is there's so many good ones. There's so many.

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Speaker 3: I have a feeling there's gonna be a lot of good.

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Speaker 4: Work, a lot of good work. Ones.

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Speaker 7: There is this one sent my boss quote she's a witch. So texted her boss she's a witch, and then convinced her I was talking about my stepmom, so kind of the same thing, like I'm sure her boss got that, and they were in the same room, and then she's like, talking about my step mom.

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Speaker 4: Would you believe that?

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Speaker 3: I wouldn't believe that.

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Speaker 1: I wouldn't either, because I'd be like, why don't you just tell me that to my face? We're in the same room. Yeah no, But I mean, I appreciate anyone who can recover because when you send, I'm sure I know for a fact. I just couldn't think of one right off the top of my head, except for that one that I vividly remember, which technically wasn't even me sending it. No, it was just sent without my knowledge period. But there's many times where I've accidentally because I think about who I'm texting. There have been there has been a.

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Speaker 4: Time what.

00:19:22
Speaker 1: I am a shitty person?

00:19:24
Speaker 4: We are?

00:19:25
Speaker 1: We are? I remember, and it was I think one of like my high school friends, and I sent a skating text about them to them. Because sometimes when I think about the name, I type.

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Speaker 4: That name that people do. That's how it happens.

00:19:44
Speaker 1: And then can I tell you? I was like, just copied and pasted this to you. So and so just said this about you.

00:19:53
Speaker 4: You put it on an actual other person.

00:19:55
Speaker 1: I didn't give a name. I said that it was like from a girl from another school. I was like, we yeah, And.

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Speaker 4: Did they buy it?

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Speaker 1: Of course they did. See I was like, I'm gonna find I don't find out her name. They only explained what she looked like. Do you know who this girl is? She was a Cottonwood High school.

00:20:11
Speaker 9: That bad story for this lady.

00:20:18
Speaker 1: I took it deep. Well, I felt horrible, But can I tell you because I know what it's like to go deep like that. It's like once I started getting older, I was like, this is exhausting. I'm just gonna be honest, you know. And if I end up with no friends, so be it, so be it. And here I am with no friends, lonely, sad.

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Speaker 3: Oh my god, she's so funny with no friends.

00:20:59
Speaker 4: Okay, I literally send a full on neude.

00:21:02
Speaker 8: No no, wait, no, keep going to say a friend to my dad.

00:21:11
Speaker 4: I'm sick. I'm literally getting lightheaded.

00:21:14
Speaker 1: This is where I know that my dad thinks that I don't kidnpped.

00:21:18
Speaker 4: Okay, what are you doing though? What are you doing? You send a full.

00:21:22
Speaker 1: Calling him, calling him and saying, Dad, I need you to give your phone. I don't care if it's a coworker, a friend. They need to delete what I just sent you. Do not, I repeat, do not look at your text messages from me, one hundred percent. That's what you do.

00:21:36
Speaker 4: That's what you do.

00:21:37
Speaker 1: That's what you're going to vomit.

00:21:38
Speaker 7: And my dad would be so disappointed, but I or I'd be like I was sending you to my doctor some ship to be like, what is the poseual?

00:21:48
Speaker 3: Sorry? I was sending that to doctor doctor.

00:21:51
Speaker 5: What are you doing?

00:21:54
Speaker 2: The vibrator you It's like, what are you guys doing?

00:21:58
Speaker 1: I'm anvo Oh no, okay, I'm feeling very vulnerable and exposed right now.

00:22:04
Speaker 4: You are?

00:22:04
Speaker 7: Why from that that?

00:22:07
Speaker 3: No, it's hitting too close to home.

00:22:10
Speaker 1: No. There was a time though, where Dad, Dad told Mom, I don't want SO and so sleeping over anymore because I think they're having sex because I heard them and I was like the one that got away, the tall hot one high school. I'm not gonna. I'm not gonna out him on. It's like married with a family. Now, I don't need that.

00:22:30
Speaker 3: They don't need that.

00:22:32
Speaker 1: And I was like, no, but yes, but I'm like, I don't know what he's talking about. Was he on ambient again?

00:22:39
Speaker 4: Was talking.

00:22:43
Speaker 7: Because the thought of your parents hearing your your dad hearing your sex.

00:22:46
Speaker 1: No made me physically ill. But I was convicted.

00:22:52
Speaker 4: You're lying to us.

00:22:53
Speaker 1: I'm gonna throw up.

00:22:56
Speaker 5: My poor dad is so like the door shut, like to go to the pool room.

00:23:00
Speaker 2: Well, first of all, knock make yourself a no.

00:23:03
Speaker 1: But why would he knock take it out of a common area in the basement that's.

00:23:08
Speaker 4: Common No, he never goes to the base where the table is.

00:23:12
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's not common area. And at three am that's a common area.

00:23:17
Speaker 1: You're living at their house, not paying rent.

00:23:19
Speaker 4: Where the.

00:23:21
Speaker 3: Like I was in high school?

00:23:23
Speaker 1: So why would he think I better knock on this door?

00:23:28
Speaker 3: All I know is he walked room is closed.

00:23:32
Speaker 5: Well, then he want to walk in there too, but he opened the door, so the door shut. Then I look up and it's kind of half and I'm thinking, So I look at my phone and he text me, he goes, you better not be doing what it looks.

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Speaker 3: Like you're doing.

00:23:45
Speaker 4: You stop it, stop it. And he knew exactly you were straight up doggy style. Probably he knew exactly what you were doing.

00:23:52
Speaker 5: It was with the girl that goes on the freeway it is windy.

00:23:58
Speaker 1: Wait, hold on, was this before after that?

00:24:01
Speaker 3: I think it would have been the same night.

00:24:03
Speaker 1: No, But like, had she put her hand out the window, I.

00:24:07
Speaker 3: Was taking her home from that night?

00:24:09
Speaker 4: Your dad's did you better not listen?

00:24:10
Speaker 2: It better not be you better not be doing what it looks like you're doing.

00:24:14
Speaker 1: He's in there's no way you were seventeen.

00:24:16
Speaker 3: No, I was out of high school. I was out of high school. I just said eighteen. I was, probably, But it was with that girl.

00:24:22
Speaker 2: It was that with that girl.

00:24:23
Speaker 1: Your balls hadn't even dropped into that girl's mouth, into the.

00:24:28
Speaker 4: Eclipse light they did. Oh that's not this episode, wasn't.

00:24:33
Speaker 1: That was a couple of weeks ago.

00:24:37
Speaker 7: So big shout out to your dad though, for seeing it and then walking away, because you bet your bottom dollar, Jake or Amy, Maybe not Amy, Jake. Would I kicked in the door and in the door and be like, what the hell it was?

00:24:53
Speaker 3: My daughter?

00:24:54
Speaker 4: Yes?

00:24:54
Speaker 3: If it was my daughter. I'd bust in there too, Oh son, son a little different.

00:25:00
Speaker 1: I did hell a ship on that couch, Cheryl, the couch.

00:25:09
Speaker 2: Better than.

00:25:14
Speaker 4: So much demon. Oh no, so much juice on that couch?

00:25:20
Speaker 5: You what'd Taylor?

00:25:23
Speaker 3: Me and Taylor were watching pieces over and you.

00:25:25
Speaker 5: Taylor goes, do you really feel good giving this to the man? It's shorter moving it here than somewhere else.

00:25:34
Speaker 1: In the whole podcast there.

00:25:38
Speaker 5: You're allowed to do what you want on your Couch's true, That's.

00:25:42
Speaker 4: Why it's like that.

00:25:43
Speaker 1: I feel better about me couches.

00:25:44
Speaker 5: Sounds like you're going to take a secondary couch. Just know there might be premarital sections, You may.

00:25:52
Speaker 3: Have unborn kids just on that couch.

00:25:55
Speaker 7: No, I can guarantee you there's come on any of your couches that you make.

00:26:00
Speaker 8: A black.

00:26:02
Speaker 4: From anyone.

00:26:03
Speaker 2: I don't feel bad, but I do a little.

00:26:06
Speaker 4: There's a lot of nudies sent to your dad's people.

00:26:10
Speaker 1: You really got your dad on your mind when you're sending the nudy, probably thinking like, God, my dad would kill you for this.

00:26:17
Speaker 4: Dad.

00:26:20
Speaker 7: I sent a full frontal shot of my naked husband to my dad on Christmin Hold up, who are you sending who.

00:26:30
Speaker 4: Are you sending a full frontal of your naked husband?

00:26:33
Speaker 1: To let me tell you something. My husband, my future husband, who I assume is gonna be fine, six four, hung like a horse, tall, dark and handsome. Y'all are all getting full frontals of my man when they're rish.

00:26:48
Speaker 5: Like, we're all wanting just to receive that. I'm going to send my husband's noons and everyone.

00:26:52
Speaker 1: Well, I've seen some of my friend's husbands, and I'm sure they do want to see it.

00:26:57
Speaker 3: Settled on the plane.

00:27:01
Speaker 1: I'm totally kidding. Again, as Jessica pointed out, I have no friends, which, by the way, Uni also pointed out. She was like, you know, fucking people on the internet. All they're saying is like, you have no friends. I'm like, they're right, No. I was like, well, I could also start collecting fans and make them friends.

00:27:18
Speaker 3: Else does moving on?

00:27:21
Speaker 1: Moving on?

00:27:22
Speaker 7: Oh no, that's what everyone says. I am, she's just a fan kissing your ass.

00:27:26
Speaker 1: That's okay, she's on fucking payroll. She better kiss my ass.

00:27:29
Speaker 4: I better kiss her ass.

00:27:31
Speaker 1: Okay, But can I say something, Jessica, there was a time where like we were talking about pay or something me and the team for Jessica whatever, and they're like, you know, we just want to make sure that, like when you guys go out to dinner, like she's not clocking in for that. I'm like, Jessica and I don't go to dinner. They're like, you guys don't hang out. I'm like, no, my employee do. I love her a lot? Yes, but like we've been to dinner one time.

00:27:58
Speaker 4: Once and I cannot. By the way, that's all hilarious.

00:28:00
Speaker 7: Imagining me like clocking any any outside worktime I'm with Lala. Can you imagine me at the playground with Lal and Ocean clocking it is.

00:28:11
Speaker 4: Me at Ocean's birthday party?

00:28:13
Speaker 1: Locked? All right, we have time for one more.

00:28:18
Speaker 7: Okay, accidentally sent my best friend a screenshot of me asking if her pick is face tuned, so being like, is this bitch face tuning herself to the girl.

00:28:35
Speaker 4: That is bad ass? You could get out of it, though, you.

00:28:37
Speaker 5: Could get depending if unless you said is this bitch face too?

00:28:41
Speaker 2: Then it's a bit difficult.

00:28:42
Speaker 1: But by the way, but even if it was, I I hope that she did say is this bitch face tuning? Because then it's a it's an open like, hey, babe, I'm actually glad that went to you. Like your face tuning way too much and people are talking about how you look nothing like your picture.

00:28:59
Speaker 4: People being was like texting you, what do you mean.

00:29:03
Speaker 7: Like like they're the ones talking ship, We're all talking shit.

00:29:08
Speaker 1: I'm just the one who accidentally sent to you. So now I'm going to take one for the team and say face.

00:29:14
Speaker 3: But maybe I feel it don't look like yeah.

00:29:17
Speaker 2: Maybe that's like saying you got something in your teeth.

00:29:19
Speaker 1: I'd want to remember.

00:29:21
Speaker 7: Do you remember the era where everyone was over smoothing.

00:29:25
Speaker 1: Well, they would just go like this the whole picture photo. It is the elder women still do that, like ones that are like in their sixties.

00:29:33
Speaker 3: Oh like our mother.

00:29:35
Speaker 4: No, your mom doesn't do it at all.

00:29:37
Speaker 5: She doesn't know how to say Lisa, But Lisa does.

00:29:41
Speaker 3: She posts them just raw, nothing at all that.

00:29:44
Speaker 5: Every time I see it, I'm like, why is one of my eyes shut the other one open?

00:29:50
Speaker 1: See the photos that she said, we're so good of me and Madison at her wedding, No, I have to know Madison's eyes are closed. I'm on the other one. My eyes are closed. She's like, those are great, and then sends them to me. I was like, these are all you got of my best friend getting married? They're They're all that's all we have.

00:30:08
Speaker 4: No, but there's a professional photographer in site.

00:30:10
Speaker 1: No, No, they didn't. They didn't have a photographer.

00:30:14
Speaker 2: No, so all you have was Lisa.

00:30:16
Speaker 1: Yeah, goes, this is so on brand for I was like, you're right, I'm just gonna say it's great.

00:30:24
Speaker 4: Whatever.

00:30:26
Speaker 1: The professional photographer what?

00:30:29
Speaker 4: No, there was no photographer. Wow, Okay.

00:30:34
Speaker 7: I sent a nude to multiple guys at once and actually included in a group text, and all of them the one had iPhones saw it was.

00:30:45
Speaker 4: A group two.

00:30:48
Speaker 1: That is my hero.

00:30:50
Speaker 3: She's my hero.

00:30:53
Speaker 4: Fuck looks good.

00:30:58
Speaker 7: Hi, I love That's so fucking what.

00:31:04
Speaker 4: I know.

00:31:04
Speaker 1: I text it like I don't have time for this ship.

00:31:07
Speaker 5: I was even telling Jen to just send a nude out. What are these women that are just freaking and they sending nudes?

00:31:13
Speaker 3: I need one.

00:31:14
Speaker 1: These are my followers and I love them. I'm like, you know what, you guys are the people who are like out here embracing your bodies. I love that ship to your dad and writing it.

00:31:24
Speaker 3: You know what.

00:31:26
Speaker 1: I love an honest bitch.

00:31:27
Speaker 4: We love you sending group text nudes?

00:31:30
Speaker 3: How many people you got?

00:31:33
Speaker 1: So many? You're talking to so many dudes, like I don't have time.

00:31:39
Speaker 4: Renamed the group text like nude.

00:31:44
Speaker 3: From Jess You show everybody.

00:31:46
Speaker 5: Could you imagine like going to like I got it.

00:31:51
Speaker 4: It'll be like, oh, I saw you in the group.

00:31:55
Speaker 1: They can now schedule their appointments that way. You know, you know what, You a bad bitch, girl. We're happy, we're happy you're here.

00:32:09
Speaker 4: One at least.

00:32:10
Speaker 1: Stop solictening me from my from my listeners. Let me, oh my gosh, oh my baby's gonna come out so happy. You guys, I've been laughing so much, which is another reason why I'm just so happy to be living the way that we're living right now. I'm just so grateful me too.

00:32:33
Speaker 4: That makes me happy.

00:32:34
Speaker 1: Law and she is the energy baby s because I do have the name is the Energizer Bunny.

00:32:43
Speaker 7: Of babies, the energizer freaking bunny baby seashell, that's stop.

00:32:50
Speaker 1: No one's gonna guess it's in fact, in fact production, it's not the production. They were trying to guess. And I was like, you're not ever gonna guess.

00:33:01
Speaker 4: No, Well, no, he's ever gonna know. But let me tell you.

00:33:04
Speaker 7: If you tease the theme because she almost did it on Amazon Live, people are gonna guess.

00:33:08
Speaker 4: So don't tease the theme.

00:33:09
Speaker 1: I'm not teasing anything, all right, you guys. Thank you for listening to another episode of the Bonus give them all a podcast. Oh I need to take a nap now. I laughed a lot. Thank you guys for listening. I love you so much. I'll catch you. I'll catch you next time.

00:33:25
Speaker 4: Bye bye.