Kristina Kelly & Scheana Shay

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Speaker 1: Are you nervous, Yes, nervous.

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Speaker 2: This is why I prep my shows and I don't just wing it because the nerves.

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Speaker 3: She goes, do you have your show prepped? I go no, I never have my show prepped. I just wing it.

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Speaker 4: Hello, my loves, and welcome to the Give Them Laala Podcast. I'm kind of shitting bricks right now because if you don't believe, I'm just sitting in a room with Jessica and she's fueling my ego and that's my happy place. But I'm sitting at the Give Them Laala and friends pop up with a lot of people that.

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Speaker 3: I love, will fuel your ego, don't worry, do you promise?

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Speaker 1: Yes? Okay, good, you look gorgeous.

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Speaker 3: Thank you.

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Speaker 4: I obviously love to give you guys for play because tonight the new episode of Vanner Pump Rules airs, So I always say, let's recab last week's episode. You know, that's like the ky Jelly. We're finger banging, it's hot, it's fun. So Shina, the biggest thing that happened last week was the podcast heard around the world. Yes, oh, we have one person, one person who was co signed on that podcast too, thank you.

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Speaker 3: Out of a lot of people.

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Speaker 1: Back your shit up? Girl? Does it stay?

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Speaker 5: Hey?

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Speaker 2: I have no regrets. I think that it was a good podcast. It got a lot of downloads. I did my job very well. I asked all of the questions that everyone sent in and wanted to hear. And I'm never going to apologize for doing my job.

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Speaker 4: I will say I did not listen to the podcast. I didn't listen to that episode. I do think that you have an amazing podcast. I've always told you I think you're at what you do. This is where it gets sticky, because we're a passionate group and we feel like everyone should be blindly loyal and you should just know what I'm thinking all the time.

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Speaker 3: She is queen of that. So, like, what went through your head when certain questions came in. Were you like, I want to ask this because it'll make a great podcast. Or did you see questions that came in that you were like, that's absolutely crossing the line.

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Speaker 2: Oh no, there were so many that I didn't ask. I felt like on that podcast, I asked the most general questions. I didn't even think I was prying too much. I think one of the things that Katie got most upset about that I asked, was like, walk me through that day, like how did the conversation go? And also we were obviously filming the podcast, and so there are certain questions that you know they want to ask.

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Speaker 3: So no, I understand that.

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Speaker 4: I mean a lot of people even said, like my scene with Lisa, they were like, were you not hurt by her drilling you with those questions? And this is where I say, I have to separate real life from real life because in that moment, so I understand what you mean. Of course I was triggered. I'm like, why are you directing these questions at me? But also I know the drill. She's asking the questions that every single person who watches the show is wanting.

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Speaker 1: Exactly to know.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, so did you immediately get heat from Katie?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, that night at the Canyon Club.

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Speaker 4: So that was the first time that she was made aware that you had done the podcast with Schwartz.

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Speaker 3: There was no text involved.

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Speaker 1: It was like literally you I texted her. I actually sent her.

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Speaker 2: I even just showed Christina Kelly the text earlier today. I sent her a very long message explaining why I did the podcast, and there were things that I'm not going to share that were private in that message. But it was a very nice, long detailed message explaining everything, and I never got a response.

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Speaker 4: Oh, has Bravo requested those text messages for them to pop up at the reunion.

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Speaker 1: There's some fourth.

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Speaker 2: Wall stuff in those texts, so we would have to block out some things, just like Katie blocked out when she posted my texts.

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Speaker 3: Oh did she block things out?

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Speaker 6: Yeah?

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Speaker 3: Oh I should do that.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, she blocked out the things that made her look bad.

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Speaker 3: We should all do that. I should be the first one to start doing that.

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Speaker 4: I was in interviews the other day and like the confessionals that we do, and the question was asked and I started talking, just being la la, giving them lala, and I stopped and I was like, wow, it's becoming so clear the more I talk.

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Speaker 3: White people are like, I don't fuck with her on her page. Like it really does become clear when you're sitting there talking going wow, you should learn how to shut up. That's never gonna happen.

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Speaker 4: Otherwise I wouldn't have these beautiful faces coming to watch me, right, I love that.

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Speaker 3: Okay.

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Speaker 4: My other question is when you went over to Schwartz's and you spilled the tea that she was that Katie had hooked up with other people.

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Speaker 1: Did that just slip out or that was not?

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Speaker 2: That was not a calculated or intentionally messy moment because that person who she hooked up with was someone that Schwartz ran into when you guys were all in Vegas. I remember into them at the bar together. I already knew he knew that they were together, So I thought when I said that, I was just trying to pump up my friend Schwartz more where I'm.

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Speaker 3: Like she was trying to pump up Schwartz get down by other dudes.

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Speaker 2: I was just trying to say, like, you need to move on because she's moved on, because I thought he knew she's moved down because he saw.

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Speaker 3: Her at the bar with this guy. No, the whole reason why Katie's kept it out of the friend group because Schwartzy got some fine friends that she could be, you know, getting her back broke with. The whole reason she's not doing it with his friends is to not allow him to feel uncomfortable by seeing what she's doing.

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Speaker 2: I know, but I'm saying, he already saw them at the bar together in Vegas, so.

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Speaker 1: I now knew. Or you are Jacks Taylor? Maybe, Hey, you need you need a Jack Taylor on a show? You know, that's very true.

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Speaker 3: Sheena filled the role and she's hotter.

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Speaker 4: Okay, So Christina Kelly obviously is carrying a human that we may or may not be delivering tonight.

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Speaker 7: Is there a doctor or a nurse and the girl?

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Speaker 3: You think doctors are going to be coming in here to listen to me?

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Speaker 1: I'm perfect, You're in the front row. We're safe.

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Speaker 3: I'm convinced it's just a basketball in there. I am like, that's not a person that's living inside of you. Okay, Christina, you found out you were pregnant when which spoiler alert tonight? Christina Kelly, who I'm convinced is also Haley Baber. You do you look like her?

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Speaker 4: You make your appearance like your big debut? Yeah tonight. Yeah, all these years later, I know, But it's fun fact. I've known Christina Kelly for about sixteen years now. Yeah, no one knows that, but I've known her a very long time. So my two best friends, Madison and Danielle, who I was like born with in Utah, they moved to la and Christina was their first roommate, right.

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Speaker 7: Yeah, yeah, so we all lived in a house together, so she knows.

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Speaker 3: Little like fifteen sixteen year old la La am I the same?

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Speaker 7: Oh you were Lauren?

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Speaker 1: Then Lauren? Larn there.

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Speaker 8: Laren?

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Speaker 7: Did you say are you the same in ways you are? Yeah? Like I feel like just la La one on one is like.

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Speaker 9: Yeah, you're like little you tall, sweet, innocent, all talk. This girl could never get in a fight in her life.

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Speaker 3: No, I always say, I'm all bark.

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Speaker 4: You try to put your hands on me, I'm running and locking myself behind a steel door and you're never getting to me.

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Speaker 1: Yeah.

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Speaker 3: So when did you find out you were pregnant?

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Speaker 9: Right before I started filming, Like maybe a week before we start I actually started filming.

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Speaker 4: Was there like a game plan that like we're not we but the rest of my group like they drank.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, so yeah, I.

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Speaker 9: Wasn't ready to tell anybody I was party yet I wanted to try to drag.

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Speaker 7: It along as long as possible.

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Speaker 9: So at first I thought, maybe I'll just say I'm on a clense and that's not.

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Speaker 1: Going to work out with this group.

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Speaker 9: Not in this group, they'll be like fuck your cleanse, like you and were drinking tonight, like screw that.

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Speaker 7: So I was like, that's not.

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Speaker 1: Going to work.

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Speaker 7: Pure pressure, like they're gonna want me to drink.

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Speaker 9: Then I decided to say I was on like a medication, an antibiotic, and that worked.

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Speaker 7: That worked out really well.

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Speaker 4: It did work out well because she said the medication was for her thyroid. And we're about ready to go to Mexico, right and she's still on thyroid medication. And Katie said to me, I hope Christina will drink in Mexico, like I need a partner to do that with.

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Speaker 3: And I looked at her. I was like, the thyroid is nothing to mess around to it.

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Speaker 1: I don't fuck with your thyroid.

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Speaker 3: Like I feel like I'm the one that was like had your back, Like mm mmm, I heard horror stories about the thyroid, so that's just what you did the entire time was talk about your medication.

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Speaker 9: Well, I did have a small thing with my thyroid, like that was off in the beginning of my pregnancy.

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Speaker 7: So I did actually have thyworid medicine.

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Speaker 8: Oh.

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Speaker 9: She brought receipts, yeah, and the nightstand so it looked it all added up.

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Speaker 7: But you can drink on that medication. So all I had to do. All they had to do was.

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Speaker 9: Be like like, then give me that and like look at it or look it up.

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Speaker 7: And no one did that.

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Speaker 1: No one gave it.

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Speaker 7: You guys didn't care enough to be like.

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Speaker 4: Well, I didn't care enough because I finally did have a partner in crime, like a non drinker.

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Speaker 7: I was like, this is great, Yeah you were you were all.

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Speaker 3: I wanted you to stay on thyroid medication a whole life, can't.

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Speaker 9: Katie struggled like she would be like, have you talked to your doctor?

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Speaker 1: Can you drink yet?

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Speaker 7: Would your doctor say this week? I'm like another week on that medication?

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Speaker 9: And then another week and then next year it was like three months.

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Speaker 3: I'm like, how are they not?

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Speaker 1: Like are you dying?

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Speaker 5: I know right?

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Speaker 1: Are you okay? Are you okay?

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Speaker 8: So?

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Speaker 1: How are you doing interviews with that bump?

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Speaker 9: The first interview I did, I wasn't showing so much and it was like what they had been is like a set. So I had like trousers and a little vest set and I was like.

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Speaker 3: I'm like, humpty, dumpty, I'm gonna get bigger.

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Speaker 7: This isn't gonna fit.

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Speaker 9: And then as interviews went on, I had to wear like pregnancy leggings like up to here, and then the vest thing down to hear like wooden button.

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Speaker 1: It was a shit show.

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Speaker 7: And then they did the interviews like from here up.

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Speaker 9: So I feel like the first interview is gonna be my full face and it's gonna slowly go to like just ringing closer and closer to my face.

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Speaker 7: So it's just gonna be.

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Speaker 4: Like here the best angle lucky for you, because lucky for you, you literally just have the tummy, all belly and lips. Her lips got bigger, and I told her, I was like, maybe you should get them injected when you drop this kid, they're looking real good.

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Speaker 3: No bad influence and the worst influence. I'm like, take a needle to your face.

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Speaker 1: I'll be fine.

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Speaker 4: Well, we're happy to have you back, Christina Kelly. Yeah, and I do think you add you guys will all see. I do think you add a lot to the cast, because without her it would have just been.

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Speaker 1: Me and Katie.

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Speaker 4: We needed like a third one to kind of balance it all out. So I'm excited for.

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Speaker 9: People know you guys for so long, so I feel like I try to be the voice of reason. You guys never listen to me. But I try my best, and I cope. I keep you guys somewhat grounded.

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Speaker 1: I try to.

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Speaker 3: I mean, the problem is is I think we all think we're the voice of reason, right. Yeah.

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Speaker 1: I feel like I've always been the voice of reason.

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Speaker 3: Right, and everyone would disagree with you.

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Speaker 2: Yeah.

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Speaker 1: I'm just always in the middle, you know, And now you're in the middle. So now I know what it feels like.

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Speaker 6: I do.

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Speaker 4: I know how Ariana feels. It's not that fun, all right. I want to open it up to all of you. You can ask whatever you want. We will answer. If it's way too petty that shit's being cut out.

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Speaker 1: Hi there, Hi, babe hi.

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Speaker 8: I have a follow up question to my question to Andy at Bravocan regarding you, Laala, would you rather be a Real Housewives with Beverly Hills or a resurrect Real Housewives with Salt Lake City from the dead.

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Speaker 3: Well, I would love to give Salt Lake City some life. I don't know if I would be able to. I like to think I would be able to. I feel like with Beverly Hills there it's like very bougie, right, and I like to pretend like I'm bougie.

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Speaker 4: You know, like they're living in these fabulous homes. I'm like, step into my three bedroom apartment, isn't it gorgeous? Ashley Furniture decorated the whole thing four fifty five percent off.

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Speaker 3: No interest. For a really long time. I was like, looked at my mom. I was like, bitch, we're decorating the entire apart doesn't match. Don't care.

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Speaker 4: Honestly if they if they offered me any real Housewives position, I would be packing up my child and moving anywhere.

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Speaker 3: How's that for thirsty?

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Speaker 1: Thank you? Beam?

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Speaker 3: All right, who's next?

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Speaker 1: Hi? How are you?

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Speaker 3: I have a message for La La and Prishina perfect?

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Speaker 1: Who would you fuck? Who would you marry?

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Speaker 3: And who would you kill?

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Speaker 1: Who are our options? Yeah? The whole cast, the whole cast, you know, even the has beens, even the has been has beens.

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Speaker 3: Oh you go first.

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Speaker 2: Oh, I think we all know who I'm killing. I don't need to say that, I see. That's the thing I don't like about this game though. Actually it's like not kill.

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Speaker 1: But just like remove from my life.

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Speaker 3: Oh god, it's just a game.

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Speaker 1: No, I don't want to kill Katie. Well, would actually kill the whole cast? You know, she's the one that could go away.

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Speaker 3: Okay, Mary, hmmm, Well, I mean Brock's on the show.

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Speaker 1: Does he count his cast? I gotta go outside? Can he count?

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Speaker 3: You make the rules? Babe? He counts you can marry marrying him and I'm gonna bang Raquel. I think I would probably kill the Toms a double killed.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean they're basically.

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Speaker 3: One person, you know.

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Speaker 4: I would fuck Arianna that aid in that face, be slapping different right, and then.

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Speaker 3: I would probably marry I would Sheena.

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Speaker 1: I feel like you're a good wife.

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Speaker 3: I am, and Brock comes along with it.

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Speaker 1: So, yeah, Brock is the communal husband.

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Speaker 2: Like we go to Palm Springs and it's me, Lala, my mom, her mom, and Brock.

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Speaker 3: Yes, that's exactly what it is. Yeah, Shina has to do the hard stuff like blowing him, and I just get to like hang out, which is great. Yeah, Okay, who's up next? Hello?

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Speaker 6: So, Laala, have you heard Sandevil's clap back to your watch What Happens Live moment of saying you're gonna come from a him at the reunion of him calling you a bored bully and what's your reaction?

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Speaker 3: Yes, his riveting comeback. I was bored with it. I was like, this is all you've got, Like, I am now putting it out there to my entire cast. If you would like to insult me and you need help, I'm.

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Speaker 4: Happy to write your material for you.

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Speaker 1: You have given me a couple of one liners to use at the reunion.

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Speaker 3: Saving those oh great, if they're good and they hurt someone, I am not taking credit for it. It should be nicer. It's really hard though, because I'm like, I'm just this is called a reaction. I'm not just like arriving and swinging at whoever. Okay, maybe I am. You guys be the judge. I can't tell. You know, obviously, you guys watch the show. You guys see it better than I do.

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Speaker 1: I just I just.

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Speaker 3: Fuel my own ego a lot. No one else is doing it for me, so I might as well. All right, who's next?

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Speaker 10: Hi? I'll admit I'm not totally caught up with the show. I can kind of dragged with the supervan. But you guys are all right? Thank You'm curious, which is probably rhetoric because everybody knows this, but I was wondering what your status is with James Kennedy at.

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Speaker 1: The moment status with James.

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Speaker 3: I really love James Kennedy.

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Speaker 4: He sent me his new song and he said, I would love it if you could have Ocean dance to this and post it. I was like, Ocean and I would love to help you get downloads. I dig James Kennedy. We had a lot of fun you meet Katie and James.

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Speaker 7: Yeah, yeah we did.

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Speaker 1: How do you feel about James Kennedy.

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Speaker 9: I think he's so entertaining and if he's not coming for you, he's really great to be around, like, he's hilarious.

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Speaker 7: So me and him have always been fine.

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Speaker 1: I've known him since.

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Speaker 7: He was like my bus are at Siric.

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Speaker 9: I was telling him to like clean tables and get you know, dirty glasses off that you know.

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Speaker 7: That's how I looked at him.

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Speaker 3: When he was Kristen's boyfriend, right.

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Speaker 7: Even even way before that.

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Speaker 9: So I yeah, I don't feel like I'm like James, like, right are you doing?

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Speaker 1: I don't know.

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Speaker 3: I think he's very entertaining and I'm begging Bravo to give him his own show.

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Speaker 7: I think he's hilarious.

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Speaker 9: Yeah, I feel like James is hilarious to me. I don't like some of the things he says. He says things without thinking how much he's gonna hurt somebody with this. Like he says some pretty, he throws some pretty like hard daggers.

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Speaker 3: Well, yeah, I don't co sign on everything he says, but there's just something very endearing about James.

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Speaker 7: He's also really quick to just move on from it, right.

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Speaker 10: Yeah.

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Speaker 3: But I think that's why James and I connect so much, because we go heavy and we say crazy things and then we just kind of like shake it off and forgiven.

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Speaker 9: For you and James could have your own show, I'd watch that, you would, Yeah.

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Speaker 1: Do you think Ali would feel about that?

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Speaker 3: Ali?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, you just know if she was a little insecure about you guys this season.

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Speaker 3: But well, no, I didn't know that. I found that out watching the trailer because we had many conversations and once was she like, you know, I'm feeling.

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Speaker 4: This way about you, Lala, I don't quite trust you. She was like, I was surprised.

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Speaker 7: By that too, because right, well, hanging out and she yeah, never once.

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Speaker 4: Hung out with her all season. We would go and do things, and then I see her talking to Charlie, another person who just kind of bops in and out and She's like, I don't entirely trust James around Lalla. I'm like, see, I don't like that, like not once did you ever say anything like that to me?

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Speaker 3: But whatever, moving on, I don't care. Next question, Hi, Lala, This Inane and my fiance.

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Speaker 1: We are visiting from Dallas.

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Speaker 9: We love your music and we want to know when we can expect a song with Shina which we.

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Speaker 3: Also love your music.

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Speaker 2: Thank you all ready for pride around the point. Yeah, we've been talking about it.

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Speaker 4: Did anyone ever listen to this song that Sheena and I did called Like a Boss?

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Speaker 3: And it was too remote?

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Speaker 1: The movie Like a Boss? The movie Like a Boss? Yeah, I thought it was so cute and so good. Yeah.

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Speaker 4: I think we need to do something like that. Yeah yeah, and we also need to do a music video.

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Speaker 2: I want to do like a good music video where they train us likely and dancing.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, but like the one we did the Like a Boss. That was a good music video, Like that was dope.

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Speaker 3: I thought it was super dope.

00:21:27
Speaker 1: Do that again?

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Speaker 3: We're doing that?

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Speaker 4: I yeah, Season eleven, send it into the atmosphere.

00:21:32
Speaker 3: Mama has legal fees. I need Season eleven. All right, do we have any more I love these questions you guys.

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Speaker 1: Hi, guys, La La.

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Speaker 11: I was just wondering if you would ever be open to the idea of doing like a dating show with Katie.

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Speaker 3: So many people during that scene of Katie and I on a date. Did you watch it? Christina?

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Speaker 9: I did?

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Speaker 1: Okay.

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Speaker 3: I felt like the boy were cringey, but I thought Katie and I were greats.

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Speaker 7: My favorite was how many times he was like are we drinking?

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Speaker 8: I know?

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Speaker 1: So are you guys going to drink tonight?

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Speaker 12: Like?

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Speaker 1: How many more times do you need to say I'm sober? I know? I was like, open your fucking ears, And also like is that all you're thinking about?

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Speaker 10: Dude?

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Speaker 1: Like are we drinking? Are you drinking?

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Speaker 3: Well, that's how you could tell that they were like very young, because it was like the last time I like asked.

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Speaker 4: Someone like are you drinking tonight? I was in like high school or like I didn't go to college, but like the age range where I should have been in college, right, yeah, like how are we drinking tonight?

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Speaker 2: What I mean, I feel like now the only time you would have that conversation is like.

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Speaker 1: Are we driving or are we drinking? And we should uber not like.

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Speaker 3: A drinking a night, drinking a night. Yeah, her guy was a little weird. I liked his name, Melrose.

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Speaker 4: That's pretty dope, was cool name, Melrose?

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Speaker 1: Was his name cool?

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Speaker 4: Well, I made my name cool, So no judgment, No judgment here. My guy was like I knew I had to abort mission when he had never seen.

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Speaker 1: The Lion King.

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Speaker 7: Yeah right.

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Speaker 3: One of my friends is shaking her head like it's adamant.

00:23:26
Speaker 4: Yes, red flag. That was a red flag. With what I've been through, everything is a red flag. You ain't seen the Lion King, and you think finding Dory is better than finding Nemo.

00:23:36
Speaker 1: Gotta go right?

00:23:38
Speaker 2: I love finding Dory. Baby Dory is so cute. Baby Dory makes that movie just little baby Dory, just.

00:23:47
Speaker 3: Keeping that's a baby is cute.

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Speaker 1: I know, all right, who's next?

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Speaker 8: Hi?

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Speaker 3: My questions for La La.

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Speaker 6: I wanted to know how do you feel your life has progressed since you've been sober for early sobriety to now?

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Speaker 12: Oh?

00:24:02
Speaker 4: I love this question. I mean, my life completely changed the moment that I got sober. I feel like it took a solid thirty days of no drinking to really get I guess to get out of the fuzz and the fog, but I mean emotionally, I just felt that we were in a different space. But even beyond that, what I've accomplished in the four years of being sober is beyond Like I just I mean, if you're enormy and you can go out and drink, great, but I just don't think anything good comes out of drinking. So and you'll see it this season. I feel like there's a lot of things that happen where I'm like, had you guys not been intoxicated, this story would have been very different. My mouth is still a little drunk, but my mind be sober.

00:24:57
Speaker 1: So that's all it matters.

00:24:59
Speaker 3: Do we have anybody else.

00:25:03
Speaker 12: I don't have a question, but I just hit twenty years sober.

00:25:08
Speaker 1: Congratulation. Thank you. That's incredible.

00:25:12
Speaker 3: I'm so proud of you.

00:25:13
Speaker 1: Thank you, And.

00:25:14
Speaker 12: You're doing great things for Ocean, letting her see you. Oh, we've been through a lot of the same stuff, so I get hotes not the easiest thing to not go to your crutch. So I'm just so proud of you.

00:25:29
Speaker 3: I'm so proud of you, and you're very inspiring and thank you for sharing that with all of us. That's amazing.

00:25:38
Speaker 4: I think that's the biggest thing is that, like, my daughter is never gonna see me. I mean her mama crazy obviously, but she's never going to see me.

00:25:51
Speaker 3: The way that I believe me amazing. Thank thank you so much. And I know that she's like never gonna smell anything on me. That's I'm just the whole thing. I feel very grateful for people like you sharing your story and it's like, literally what keeps me.

00:26:12
Speaker 1: It's my community.

00:26:14
Speaker 3: So thank you for sharing that with us. I love you.

00:26:17
Speaker 1: Anybody else that's okay, I love a good cry.

00:26:22
Speaker 11: So as a childless thirty something, it's exhausting watching everyone think that their kids are just like the beasnies. So my question is, what is it actually like having legitimately the cutest and most like Summer is a baby genius, So what is it like having legitimately the cutest kids in the world, and like nobody can fight that.

00:26:42
Speaker 1: Oh it's a blessing, it really is.

00:26:44
Speaker 2: And seeing the two of them together and they just learn from each other, they pick up what the other one's doing. I mean, it's the absolute best. And it's terrifying how much I love that child, you know, it's just like I'm gonna cry, so you go next.

00:27:03
Speaker 3: That was so nice of you to say thank you.

00:27:07
Speaker 4: I mean, obviously everyone says my kid's the cutest kid on the planet Summer Moon and Ocean, and I can't wait for you to have a baby, Christina, Like I think about it way more often than I probably should, just because anybody who's a parent, like you know, the love is terrifying. But also it's like I just remember sobbing. There are days where I still saw because I'm like.

00:27:31
Speaker 3: How did my life exist before this human came into it? And I also go down this road of like there's so many things. Don't let me freak you out. This is my moment of gratitude.

00:27:45
Speaker 4: This is the podcast where we go from sucking dick to gratitude very quickly.

00:27:52
Speaker 3: Just roll with it.

00:27:53
Speaker 4: But there are so many things that can go wrong that when your baby comes out and they're healthy and you're watching them learn and you're watching them grow and everything is the way it's supposed to be, you just feel you just feel so grateful because I mean literally, my daughter sits there and says things and I'm like, I fucking created that brain inside of me. So going on and Summer Moon and Ocean. I wish they had their own show because they're so cute.

00:28:27
Speaker 1: Day tanned.

00:28:29
Speaker 4: You know, they are the duo that you need. And I think that was my biggest thing. Like, obviously I without the other person's permission, I can't put Ocean on camera, But that was what I was sad about, is I wanted people to see me as a mama because it is obviously very different, and I also wanted people to see Summer Moon and Ocean together.

00:28:51
Speaker 3: Well you can on my vlogs every week every Wednesday.

00:29:00
Speaker 4: Is there anything that freaks you out, Christina, like knowing that it's coming, or because I freaked out at my twenty week appointment, but then when Ocean was in the clear and I know Shina.

00:29:13
Speaker 3: Had a lot of anxiety about all of it. Or do you feel pretty at peace with everything?

00:29:18
Speaker 9: Oh no, my whole pregnancy, I've been really nervous and anxious. Yeah, the twenty week was definitely the biggest one for me. That's actually when I decided to start. That's when I told you I waited till the twenty week, and after that I felt a little more comfortable. But I mean, no, I feel like people keep saying to me now, like are you ready?

00:29:37
Speaker 1: Like do you feel are you ready?

00:29:38
Speaker 9: You're about I mean, I'm due three weeks.

00:29:42
Speaker 3: I think her do date is one day after Ocean.

00:29:45
Speaker 9: Is yeah, and I can't answer, Yeah, I'm so ready. I've been I feel like ready to be a mom forever.

00:29:52
Speaker 7: But are you really You don't know what kind.

00:29:54
Speaker 9: Of child you're gonna get, You don't know what It's just like everything feels so unknown. I'm going to be learning every day about something new for the rest of my life with a child, right that.

00:30:07
Speaker 7: It's like you're just constantly learning.

00:30:09
Speaker 3: Yeah, And I feel like they come how they are, Like there are certain things I can obviously teach Ocean a lot of things, but like her personality, she was like in the tummy this way, you know, like I tell her today, I'm listening to my mom discipline Ocean and I walk out. I'm like, what's going on?

00:30:29
Speaker 4: And my mom said, I'm asking her not to play with her poop and she trying to do it still like actively trying to sumo wrestle the diaper out of my mom's hand to do exactly what we're telling her not to do.

00:30:43
Speaker 1: And she will look me dead.

00:30:44
Speaker 4: In my eyes and tell me to go fuck myself, just with the way she looks at me.

00:30:53
Speaker 3: Lovely, she said. And then they turn fifteen and they actually say that to you. M hm, oh, you're a savage. And now Ocean will be turning too, And I catch myself saying to her, I'm not playing.

00:31:06
Speaker 1: With you, and I'm like, you're only two. I'm so screwed. Do you do that with No like you with Ocean? With the Sanna.

00:31:17
Speaker 3: Oh, I'm kind of a bad mom.

00:31:20
Speaker 4: I weaponize Santa against my child, and not in the way like you're not but not in the way of you're not getting presents. She's terrified of him, So when she acts up, I'm like, I'm calling Sanna. He's coming to the house.

00:31:33
Speaker 3: He's at the door.

00:31:34
Speaker 4: He's at knocking, and then I like, knock on the door and I'm like, there.

00:31:37
Speaker 1: Is no no, And then.

00:31:40
Speaker 3: She does what I tell her she needs to do. I'm horrible. I should stop doing that.

00:31:47
Speaker 1: That's funny. Yeah, that's how I feel.

00:31:50
Speaker 4: There's no rule book, Christina, like, you just do what you can do to survive, because I'm telling you that kid won't even be able to speak.

00:31:58
Speaker 3: And you're gonna be negotiating with it and it will always win.

00:32:01
Speaker 1: Yeah, he he will always win.

00:32:03
Speaker 7: He's super active.

00:32:04
Speaker 9: Like I feel like even just the span of when he's like kicking and moving, I had to just like twice now because.

00:32:11
Speaker 1: I'm like, oh my god, his foot is like up in my rim.

00:32:13
Speaker 7: But I'm like, I wonder if that means anything.

00:32:15
Speaker 9: Is he gonna come out like ready crazy, like just like because he is crazy inside here.

00:32:22
Speaker 7: I don't need anything. I wonder.

00:32:24
Speaker 2: I think they're just losing the room at this point, you know, because I feel like some people are like, yeah, I mean my baby was like normal active.

00:32:30
Speaker 7: He's like on another level.

00:32:33
Speaker 3: Think about how you feel though right now with his foot there, Think about how he feels. I mean, you're not that big. Imagine being a full person. I'd be like, what, I don't care about your rib cage. I've been in here for nine months trying to stretch. Christina's like, can you please like curl up in a ball for a little longer? I like it.

00:32:59
Speaker 1: Do we have any more questions?

00:33:02
Speaker 13: Who would you let dress? Who would you allow life advice? And who would you let give financial advice? Of all the people of the cast before or now?

00:33:14
Speaker 2: Oh, financial advice Lisa for sure. Yeah, I would let Lala dress summer.

00:33:24
Speaker 1: That is so nice Sheena.

00:33:25
Speaker 2: Yeah, Oh, she's always styling. She has like the freshest kicks. That kid, she always looks good. She'd get her a Lala Baby, which you guys can shop over there for you or a friend.

00:33:36
Speaker 4: I dress my kid like I dress myself, so she's constantly and give them Lala Baby sweatsuits and Nikes.

00:33:44
Speaker 3: We look identical most of the time. No, it's so cute. And so what was the third one?

00:33:49
Speaker 6: No?

00:33:49
Speaker 3: Financial life advice, life advice?

00:33:56
Speaker 1: I made a long everyone's like.

00:34:00
Speaker 2: Out out of the cast, who would you get life advice from?

00:34:06
Speaker 1: For Ocean myself?

00:34:10
Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm like, I feel like me and you are the only people to you know other than Lisa, no one else as a parent, So I don't want life advice from no.

00:34:18
Speaker 4: But I look at how people are in life and how they conduct themselves, Like I would trust you to give Ocean life advice because I think you're nice. Same, we would be great giving life advice to our kids together because you could teach how to be nice, and then I could teach how to cut a bitch with your words only obviously, and then financial I'm the same as you.

00:34:42
Speaker 1: Yeah, but I'd let you dress my kid. Yeah, I would let you dress my kid.

00:34:47
Speaker 3: Christine, thank you. Oh that kid's gonna be so swaggy. Right.

00:34:53
Speaker 9: Well, I was going to say you for dress because I feel like you dress ocean how I would dress my future son and nikes.

00:35:03
Speaker 7: Yea, minus the bows. We're not gonna We're not. We won't be doing like the.

00:35:07
Speaker 3: Hey, there's no judgment here. Baby. You want him in a cowbo I've got you know what.

00:35:11
Speaker 9: Actually, if he wants a bow, he's getting a bone.

00:35:14
Speaker 3: Give them. Lala, baby, has you covered for your bo I promise? Are we done with questions or do we have time for another?

00:35:22
Speaker 1: This is for Lala and Gina.

00:35:24
Speaker 6: Are there any similarities in the way you were raised in how you raise your girls now?

00:35:28
Speaker 1: And are there any differences?

00:35:31
Speaker 3: Ooh, I like this question because we talk about this all the time.

00:35:34
Speaker 2: You go, I mean, we're so close with our moms, and our moms are our main caregiver for the baby, so I feel like there's definitely a lot of similarities just with that. But differences, I'm just I'm trying to break the generational cycle of just my mental health and things that I deal with.

00:35:56
Speaker 1: I want to do everything in.

00:35:58
Speaker 2: My power to make sure Summer grows up in an environment that isn't like high anxiety and I have OCD and there's just things that I try to be very careful with my words around her and my actions because I don't want her to pick up my bad habits. And nothing against my mom. She's an amazing mother. She raised me with so much love, which I'm doing as well, but there are just things that I'm like, I just don't want her to.

00:36:25
Speaker 1: Feel the way that with just some of the issues that I deal with.

00:36:30
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's what we've talked about before.

00:36:33
Speaker 4: I feel like I've told my mom this before that I want to do exactly what she did with me with Ocean, just because it was such a safe space. And my mom has never watched BANDR Pump Roules ever in her life.

00:36:51
Speaker 3: She has not seen any of my movies. She hasn't read my book.

00:36:55
Speaker 4: Some would call her unsupportive, but like she said, I I have the real life version every single day. Like, I know you're quick with your tongue, I know you say crazy things. I know, you talk about naughty.

00:37:09
Speaker 3: Things that I won't repeat, as we got a baby in the room, And I want Ocean to feel that same way, like as horrific as it's gonna be, Like I hope she comes home and.

00:37:21
Speaker 1: Tells me when she's lost her virginity I wanted.

00:37:24
Speaker 3: I want her to feel so safe with me.

00:37:28
Speaker 4: You know, my mom was the person who was there when I decided to get an abortion, and I went to her and asked her for her advice. I love my mama, not saying that you don't I know exactly what.

00:37:42
Speaker 1: We're very similar.

00:37:45
Speaker 4: Yeah, what I will say is since I left my relationship, my mama is very scarred and she puts a lot of pressure on me right now, and I have to remind her, like Ocean is always in the forefront of my mind. These dudes that I'm talking to or bring around into my life will never get to Ocean, like they're on the fringe. But I think sometimes because she's overprotective, and it does add a lot of pressure and stress to me, And I tell her, like, you.

00:38:12
Speaker 1: Got to ease up.

00:38:13
Speaker 4: I'm dealing with a lot, Like let me get some good dick while I'm at at please, I'm begging you.

00:38:18
Speaker 3: This isn't going to be my new husband that I would change if Ocean got older, I would try not to put a lot of pressure.

00:38:25
Speaker 2: I think it is important for them to always feel comfortable coming to us with anything, because I always felt that way with my mom.

00:38:31
Speaker 1: I told my mom almost everything.

00:38:34
Speaker 2: There were some things that I felt like at a young age I could just deal with on my own, like getting bullied in school, and my mom had no idea.

00:38:42
Speaker 1: That's one thing I just and she had no idea. So it's not her fault.

00:38:45
Speaker 2: But I just want Summer to always be able to come to me and tell me anything because I want to do my best to protect her and give her the best advice that I can.

00:38:55
Speaker 3: That was a great answer.

00:38:56
Speaker 4: She sh it's going to be interesting with you, Christina, because you're having a boy, but you have a great dude. Like I always wonder like if Ocean were a boy, Like what would this dynamic be if I were still in this same situation that I'm in if I had a son rather than a daughter, like if it would change anything.

00:39:14
Speaker 3: No, No, I don't think so.

00:39:16
Speaker 7: I don't think it.

00:39:16
Speaker 1: No, I don't think it.

00:39:19
Speaker 3: Well Luckily, I don't have to think about that. Okay, we have one more question right here.

00:39:25
Speaker 14: So I'm the old lady here, my daughter and I are on a mother daughter trip from Toronto, Ontario, Canada.

00:39:31
Speaker 1: Oh my god.

00:39:34
Speaker 14: Anyway, emotional because she's my whole world and we watched she got me into watching guys and love the show. And it's beautiful to see you guys become mothers and you will be in this position where you're here and you talk about the love you have for them. And like I said, she's my entire world and she love you guys, loves.

00:39:52
Speaker 1: You guys so much.

00:39:53
Speaker 3: So if she could just say hi and meet you, I'd appreciate it.

00:39:57
Speaker 1: All pure all that.

00:40:00
Speaker 3: Yeah, But anyway, this is page I think, Paige, if you say you don't want a picture with me, I'm gonna be so I need you all to treat me like I'm Beyonce.

00:40:11
Speaker 7: After that, she's like mom, really no.

00:40:21
Speaker 5: So for Shena and La La, I see like last season, you guys kind of went through a bit of a rough patch. But it's my seeing now that you guys are a lot closer on your YouTube channel.

00:40:31
Speaker 3: You guys are always together and do you.

00:40:34
Speaker 5: Think that ocean and summer brought you guys closer together.

00:40:40
Speaker 3: Yeah, I feel like ocean and summer were the I think that was the deciding factor. It was like, I want you in my life obviously because I love you. If I hated your guts, obviously i'd go find Ocean a new friend.

00:40:54
Speaker 1: But I love you.

00:40:55
Speaker 4: And also we missed each other's pregnancies, which is time that we'll never get back. And I have to not think about it too much because I'm funny with time since my dad died, I'm very funny with time. I just realized that, like, you'll never get it back.

00:41:13
Speaker 1: But it's okay.

00:41:14
Speaker 2: We were there for each other at the end when it mattered. We have our kids who are going to grow up together. Your dad is looking down on her. They're best friends, and we're amazing moms. And we're good together.

00:41:26
Speaker 1: Yeah we are. And I think we now know how.

00:41:30
Speaker 4: To communicate with each other, because obviously that's the biggest thing.

00:41:34
Speaker 3: I feel like she's my wife now and I love her so much that the house next door to her in Palm Springs came up for sale and I got the call that I got the house.

00:41:49
Speaker 1: So she's stuck with me now I know.

00:41:53
Speaker 3: I was like, you and I really better make this friendship.

00:41:57
Speaker 1: We always make jokes.

00:41:58
Speaker 2: We're like, we should like build a calm and have the kids grow up together, and we should just all live together in a big house. And it's just been this ongoing joke for the last year. And then this weekend, Brock and I pull up to my house. The house next door has a sign. I was like, oh my god, oh my god. I sent it to her.

00:42:12
Speaker 1: Two days later, she's there the next day boom offer and us. Girl.

00:42:17
Speaker 4: Yeah, I was not playing around. That's called manifesting, baby. Yes, I've been doing that my whole life.

00:42:24
Speaker 8: Mm hmm.

00:42:25
Speaker 3: This was so much fun.

00:42:27
Speaker 4: I want to thank you guys so much for coming out in the rain. Thank you for watching vander Pump Rules supporting all of us. I mean, you really have made all of my dreams come true. It's imperative that you guys know that, and I'm so so appreciative.

00:42:42
Speaker 3: Thank you, she sh Thank you Christina Kelly and your cute little bump for being on my podcast, and thank you guys for listening to the Give them All a podcast.

00:42:51
Speaker 1: I will catch you next week.

00:42:53
Speaker 3: Bye.