BONUS: Red Carpet Fails & Dubs with Keltie Knight

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Speaker 1: Hello, gorgeous, Welcome to the bonus episode. But give them La La podcast. We have Kelty Night. I picture you like galloping in on.

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Speaker 2: A white chucking a Celsius, staying awake.

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Speaker 1: Do you boo? So this episode I was thinking, since I have you on Kelty and you are fabulous. You do all the red carpets most memorable moments on a red carpet, from fashion to like an oh shit. And we got actually a lot of people writing in where I had to google and look these things up, and I'm like, holy fuck, that is funny. Because I live under a rock. I don't know anything. I get news like three weeks sometimes three months later, and I'm like, did you hear about Army hammer this man? And Stacey has to tell me that happened like six months ago, So like, get over. So you have been boots on the ground. Yeah, what's the most memorable red carpet moment that you've had or even seen?

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Speaker 2: Okay, oh my god, so many.

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Speaker 3: I'll tell you the one that I get a lot of crap for, but it's really memorable. Grammys Aria, I'm in a pink, fluffy feather dress. Derek, what you google it? What year is that and arian so ariana grande grande. I was a real champion for her when she was coming up from uh Nickelodeon, Sam and Kat. I used to see her on all the kids Choice teen Choice awards. A lot of people would pass on her because she wasn't really a star. She was just like a kiddie Stark. But I always took her. I knew her brother, Frankie from New York from Broadway, so I would always take her and we had a friendship and dmd a bunch and whatever. Anyway, so she actually walked the red carpet. Nope, not that pink dress.

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Speaker 1: This one.

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Speaker 3: This one, yep, she walked the red carpet in a gray, huge puffy dress. And then she actually went while Roach was stalling her at the time. She went backstage, she changed into a different dress. There's the interview, and she came back to my I was the only one that got her at the Grammys. She came only exclusively to me, and she changed a new outfit just for the interview, which was amazing. And then I got so excited. I got rhinestones on my ponytail.

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Speaker 2: Like I was like, oh yeah, I'm overdressed.

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Speaker 3: By one thousand percent as usual, and I was like, oh my god, you're nominated for a Song of the Year. And I started singing like seven Rings, but she was actually nominated for thank You next and I was like, I haven't stopped listening to this song like forever. And then I was like, I got the thank You net and there she was like I was like, seven Rings, what a hit?

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Speaker 1: Thank You?

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Speaker 3: Like I sang her song and I was she had so many hits that year. In my defense, but the Internet has taken that interview and they were like, this bitch, she has no idea what she's singing. She doesn't know what she's she says, she's the biggest fan.

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Speaker 2: Like I love you so much. You're like the best to.

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Speaker 3: Me, and like I don't even know what song is nominated and I'm just in a feather and I got a braided poem. Clayton Hawkins, who does like now Olivia Rodrigo's everyone goods hair. At the time, he was like a kind of coming up hair stylist and he literally has said to me, I made so many mistakes on your hair.

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Speaker 2: He's like, I really learned my way.

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Speaker 3: Got your rated points with like the stick on little like velkral rhyanestones in it, like it was wild.

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Speaker 2: Anyways, beautiful is what you look like?

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Speaker 3: And I thought the dress was designer and then the belt was from Amazon because I needed like I needed to bring in the got so many.

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Speaker 4: Mistakes, you know, when you need a last.

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Speaker 2: For your Amazon.

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Speaker 1: Okay, sorry, totally stop talking Easton what's yours?

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Speaker 5: Mine was? I don't I think it was just a music Okay?

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Speaker 4: Ace Hood all right, shout out a Hood though hip hop artists, hip hop artist. He's doing an interview and his watch bezel just falls off because it's fake.

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Speaker 5: I don't know a real one that's fallen off, but.

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Speaker 4: Like even the camera guy like zooms in close to try to save it and all of this stuff. And you see like ace Hood reaching down to grab the bezel and they're like, oh you lost a bezel?

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Speaker 1: U that was I was interviewing him and he looks down Bowow does while he's trying to listen to Acehood, and Ace Hood is answering the question, just dad stare at the.

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Speaker 5: At the best, how anson bezel? How mortified I would have left?

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Speaker 3: That's I mean, I gotta be honest from what I know, of the music business.

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Speaker 2: Ace Hood does not have enough money to have that watch.

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Speaker 5: He's not, but he's great.

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Speaker 2: Okay, you're great, Ace, but like just wear the Shanola like everybody else.

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Speaker 5: You're fine.

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Speaker 3: Michael Cores from Macy's.

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Speaker 2: Michael Cours. Can you imagine Michael Corrus?

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Speaker 1: I remember the first boyfriend, uh, not the first one I ever had. There's only been a couple. But I thought I was so fabulous going into Michael Cores. I was probably twenty twenty one to get my mom a watch and it was like three hundred dollars and I was like, he's gonna think I'm so bothererd this. I'm like in la, I tell you one thing, Beverly Center, what.

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Speaker 4: The watch that you bought? Mob she gave to me, tried to She goes, do you want this? I looked at it and said, no.

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Speaker 1: We love you, Michael. Course, if you want to sponsor the podcast, we'd die for it. Watch mine is when Angelina Jolie had on the black dress and it became like a bunch of memes and she fell out the leg out and I thought it was great because I'm like, I'm funny about legs and I'm funny about my legs. When I get pregnant, I get massive kinkles and I don't have like a cute, dainty ankle. I never have. I wish I did, because then I could pull off like really cute Haley Baber type shit. But the mean, like the way she worked to get that leg out there, I appreciate it. I didn't understand the memes. I was like, when you have a leg like that in a slit that high, you must show it. And you know what, it so iconic that j Lo then like three years later did the same did the exact same thing. But I wonder, like if you have I'm sure there are like maybe what five four to five seven.

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Speaker 3: Jlo's probably five four or five five. She's a little shorter than me, and Angeline is tall. She might be five to seven five eight.

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Speaker 1: Okay, So like when you're like a Kylie or Kendall Jenner, it doesn't look as awkward getting the leg out there, But when you're like kind of short stack like us, because five to seven it's like an average height, yeah, maybe a little of at all height. No, so you have to be careful about how how you extend the leg, which is why. I guess it's a meme. I thought it was great. I was like, this is fabulous, and then I saw everyone making fun of her.

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Speaker 3: I think it was a meme because the dress was velvet. It was very heavy, so we don't make as much fun of the leg when it's like a Schiffani like Zendea moment.

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Speaker 2: Right, but you know how heavy a velvet dress is. Lah like, she had to really put in the work. But you should be sweating the rest.

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Speaker 3: To like, you know, the rehearsal, the rehearsal in the hotel room, working it out with the stylus of like how are you gonna pose?

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Speaker 2: And then she's she's tired by the time. She shouldn't have flopped it out there because she was exhausted. You know, She's like, goddamn it, this dress. Why did I wear this so heavy velvet? You know, it wasn't an easy leg.

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Speaker 1: I even want was so proud.

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Speaker 2: We were like, bravo, you got it out. It looked really kind. Why no, I don't think so.

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Speaker 4: Let me tell you, I'm now thinking that I never think of the ship that goes into what you have to actually walk in.

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Speaker 3: One time I wore a dress to the Grammys, and it did not fit me because it was sample size and I had to wear this corset thing underneath it. I wore the corset so tight I bruised my ribs. I was crying at the end of the Red Carpet.

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Speaker 2: It was so painful. So like the.

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Speaker 4: Shoe, oh see, and I never I look at it and I'm like, yeah, it looks beautiful. I'm not like this bitch is walking around with fifteen pounds of bricks on her.

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Speaker 1: No, you never think that until you walk through the Housewives and you see what they're putting on.

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Speaker 5: What about the feet in a dress like that?

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Speaker 4: Are you coming out with pinky well, you come out with that.

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Speaker 2: A little baby toe that just got away.

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Speaker 1: Literally you do it for the moment.

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Speaker 3: It's not in, you know, you wanted to be in, and then you look you see the pictures on Wiki feet later and you're like, that little piggy got away. Was Stuart Whitesman could not contain her, you know, stage.

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Speaker 5: Right, just trying to get sucked on.

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Speaker 1: No, not the pingky toe. I got a lot of people writing in about the Lady Gaga meat dress. I mean it was not real meat.

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Speaker 2: It was real meat. Yeah, I was not. For some reason, I wasn't that that amazed. It was New York.

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Speaker 5: I think small come so foul.

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Speaker 1: I'm sure that's disgusting.

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Speaker 2: The meat dress was wild.

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Speaker 3: I mean, Lady Gaga at her greatest really does give us a red carpet. I'll never have a great Lady Gaga red carpet story. Tell me, we're at the.

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Speaker 2: Toronto Film Festival. It was when she was doing with Bradley Cooper, Oh Stars, Star Is.

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Speaker 3: Born, and the Toronto Film festal was really the start of award season, and she came and she had this black velvet dress. Sorry she wasn't working as hard as Angelina, but it had this big like chiffon cape that went over the front like a veil.

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Speaker 1: I remember this.

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Speaker 3: And she walked out for the photographers and then she opened the cape and she did all of her solo shots on the red carpet over the shoulder the cape. The veil has been removed, and then she was like, oh shit, I don't think I got the moment. So she recaped, she went back into the cape, and she went to the start of the carpet and she met up with Bradley Cooper and she stood before him and he uncaped her.

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Speaker 2: He took the veil and it was like the.

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Speaker 3: Big moment of him like lifting the veil off her, but like that was not the original uncaping. She had already had, she had already unveiled. And then she's such a mastermind. She was like, I don't think this is gonna hit the way it needs to. I'm getting this oster's bitch. And she went back to the start of the carpet and she gave him the look and he unveiled her.

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Speaker 2: Its amazing that, I'm.

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Speaker 1: Telling you, people who commit to the moment. I'm so envious.

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Speaker 2: She's the fame. She knows how to work the fame.

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Speaker 1: I know, I need to take note, you know what I mean? Yes, I do.

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Speaker 3: Zendea will like she'll work it, and then she'll have someone with a blower, like blowing her hair in the wind on the red carpet. Like that's why when people are like, oh, I'm going to this thing, it's a red carpet, I was like, it will never You'll you want to be, You'll never be. You need years of hard work on this red carpet to get it. Does the rest of us just go and they're like, keunty over here, and you're like, no, I know my biggest twenty minutes posing the boots the house down.

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Speaker 5: Here, you know, poses feel weird and go yeah, no, I know.

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Speaker 1: And I hate when they're like, la, la, can we get a hand on the hip and a smile? I'm like like, sure, fuck you, and I don't depot ie.

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Speaker 5: Most forced smile you've ever seen.

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Speaker 3: And I'm this is not how I looked in the mirror before I left the hotel.

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Speaker 2: I looked so fierce and then and I'm.

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Speaker 1: Like, what is that? I hated? I need approval. Kim k having flower poured on her do you remember this?

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Speaker 5: Yeah?

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Speaker 2: It was it was a fur thing.

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Speaker 1: She was at her perfume launch and got flowered.

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Speaker 3: And there's side to be famous enough to be harassed on a red carpet.

00:11:21
Speaker 1: I want to be you.

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Speaker 2: Has anyone thrown me a thrown a flower?

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Speaker 5: Like?

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Speaker 3: Have you ever had a red carpet where it was like the fans came for you?

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Speaker 4: No?

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Speaker 1: I haven't. I haven't. Maybe I should hire someone though, to give me like that's the ultimate.

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Speaker 3: You know you're super famous when someone plots like a terror attack on you in a red carpet, you know what I mean. They're like, Kim k is going to be there, here's where I take her down. No, I mean I want her to be safe. Obviously I know she's been, but it's like, damn, you are really famous. Like it's not just about having a good outfit and being a who wore it better?

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Speaker 4: Like this is like we're doing this because we throw the flower on her, everybody will.

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Speaker 2: Notice you're so famous.

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Speaker 1: It's like you, oh, I'm for sure staging it.

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Speaker 2: What a same.

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Speaker 3: Honestly I have there there was a carpet I went to, Oh do you remember right after Amy Schumer was at the time one hundred gala and she fell on purpose or fell, and it was like she got really famous from that.

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Speaker 1: Wait didn't she do it in front of Kim and Kanye?

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Speaker 3: I think so yes. So she fell and it was like this big funny thing. Then for like, honestly years, guys, I was like, when will I fall? Like that's good move, Amy, I got to steal that, like honestly, well, you know, just last year at the Golden Globes, I my engagement ring, well it was my anniversary ring. The diamond fell out of the setting. I've never been more vible in my life. The editors from People magazine like, people love you keep giving us updates on the diamonds.

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Speaker 2: I was like, damn okay.

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Speaker 3: I was like, you know, I just released a book and you guys passed so cool.

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Speaker 2: But you know, like the diamond was gone.

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Speaker 3: It fell off. I was like, it's in Jlo's train. Like I don't really I never found the diamond.

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Speaker 2: By the way. Anyway, yes, someone stole it, but like god if I people like you did.

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Speaker 3: It on purpose, right to get more famous, And I was like, I didn't, but I'll do it again.

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Speaker 2: What am I? I'm already planning this golden globes? What am I going to lose?

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Speaker 3: Like I you know, I wear wigs on your news a lot just to peck my hair. And I was like, god, damn it, I really need to be on a red carpet.

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Speaker 2: And then just like, oh, you.

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Speaker 1: Know, yes, I'll do it. See it's the organic moment because a lot of people were wondering if you ever found the diamond.

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Speaker 3: No, I never found the diamond. It's gone, it's out. We searched for it. I was on my hands and knees the problem with it is at any other event, you probably would have been able to find it. But the golden globes, there's so many rhinestones, Like on the dresses, there's just the red carpet is just shrapnel, you know what I mean.

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Speaker 2: Like it's just.

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Speaker 3: It's just feathers and glitter and dead shoes and hopes and dreams and like it's just all over the ground. So we never found it, and god, I never went so viral.

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Speaker 2: I had a beautiful company reached.

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Speaker 3: I had a lot of companies actually reach out to me, and I should have done more, but I was just like, I'll just take a free diamond.

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Speaker 2: So I took a free diamond.

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Speaker 3: I should have done like the Ariana Dura cell thing where I like, this is my first leap into like new fame.

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Speaker 2: I should have done a commercial for Cave Jewelers.

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Speaker 3: Or something and then don't lose your diamond get K. But no, well not first of all, no one offered that.

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Speaker 6: But if they would have, you would have taken is like, you know what, it's great, and now my husband have Actually I was at dinner with Heather Dubro a few weeks ago, and I was with Justin semester host of You News and me and Heather Debro and she was like making fun of what's it called when you grow lab grown diamonds?

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Speaker 2: Diamond I have?

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Speaker 1: Is my diamond?

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Speaker 5: Yes, I or something?

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Speaker 3: No, it's lab grown so it's like the same thing that they press it like earth. So you can even have a blood diamond with like a small child goes in the earth and like gets hurt taking it, or you can have a And I'm like, I like the idea of like a lab grown diamond. You can't tell like if you take it to.

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Speaker 4: You it's a heat like because when they press it, it's way hotter.

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Speaker 5: So that's the only who's walking around with.

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Speaker 1: We checked the diamond.

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Speaker 3: We checked a diamond, well, Heather dubros. So she turned to me and she says something. She's like, yeah, her and her stupid lap grown diamond. And Justin looks at me because I have, like now I have this massive I'm not wearing it today.

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Speaker 2: But he looks at me and he goes because he was like, are you gonna tell her? Am I going to tell her? And I was like, Terry, Terry.

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Speaker 1: Love your work. Angeline is only kissing her brother. Oh, yeah, I remember, yes, yeah, like a steamy kiss. It was so uncomfortable, and I remember being young and being like I remember that being extra fucking crazy.

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Speaker 5: But also it was just like good multiple times, just like one.

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Speaker 1: Red one one moment that they just like laid it on each other. It was very strange. It was in her like Laura Croft, let's get her blood on her neck.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, it was an era. I mean, I just appreciate anyone who will.

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Speaker 2: Give us something to talk about, mean to be anything but boring.

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Speaker 1: Well, I mean basically, I have a podcast. Your you know, most of your career is based on give me a fucking story, give me no Wait, what do you mean, give him the laa like, give them the show, give them the show? Okay, I like that. The Kim and Kanye when they showed up in their black outfits. What did you take away from that?

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Speaker 5: Wait?

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Speaker 2: This is at the met gala.

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Speaker 1: Yes, when Kim shadow Yes, a lot of people were like, she did this because she's that famous, she doesn't even have to show her face, Like you just know the moment that body in silhouette walks out, that is Kim Kardashian.

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Speaker 3: I think at the met Gala, anything goes. I appreciate people who like are weird and give us something to talk about. But to be honest, the best thing about Kim Kay and her fashion is the face card. It's like, what are we doing with this glam?

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Speaker 2: You know what I mean?

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Speaker 3: Because I decide what I'm gonna ask for in an unrealistic way for the next three years of my life right after she walks a carpet.

00:17:04
Speaker 2: So for her to cover the face is a national tragedy. Don't cover the face. Well, other people can cover their faces.

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Speaker 5: But Kim k you're for your face.

00:17:13
Speaker 3: I what kind of eyebrow are we doing? Are we doing the heavy added in, are we doing the feather brow? We don't know until you tell.

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Speaker 1: Us she's There's not one look of Kim Kardashier.

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Speaker 4: One was the roast Tom Brady's roast got her face card, never declined.

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Speaker 2: Never And you know what I'll tell you.

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Speaker 3: Kim Kardashian is probably the most professional, best person in Hollywood. I've interviewed her so many times. She has never been late one time, not.

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Speaker 2: Even a minute.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, you don't get to where she is though by being late.

00:17:43
Speaker 1: We actually a lot of people in Hollywood that are very far by.

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Speaker 3: Being I've waited six to eight hours for famous people before, like like Kim Kardashian of her interview. I remember one specifically was at ten am. She was launching a sum gas line nine fifty five. She walked out with the Glam team stood in her spot so they could see the lighting.

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Speaker 2: Did last looks?

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Speaker 3: So she turned to me at ten she was already miked and the interview started at ten like it was so on time, Like I love that about.

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Speaker 5: No, Yeah, I agree, I've heard it.

00:18:13
Speaker 1: I've heard nothing but fabulous things about KIMR.

00:18:15
Speaker 2: She's pretty cool. She's pretty cool.

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Speaker 1: That she's beyond kind, beyond professional and takes everybody else's time into consideration.

00:18:23
Speaker 2: Yeah, which is rare.

00:18:24
Speaker 5: That is beyond would respect that from her?

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Speaker 3: No, because Chris Jenner will literally vault her like you're out.

00:18:30
Speaker 2: He's the favorite.

00:18:34
Speaker 1: Courtney is the favorite.

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Speaker 3: You don't want to be outed by Chris, Like you've got to stay number one child, you know, and number one child is on time.

00:18:40
Speaker 1: I still I still can't tell if Hylie Jenner or Kim is the favorite.

00:18:44
Speaker 2: I know it's a hard but is it Chloe?

00:18:46
Speaker 1: Because they have houses in the same cul de sac that they own.

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Speaker 2: Always my personal favorite who I want to hang out with.

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Speaker 4: But she seems most down to earth and like you could, she fucks around like nothing serious.

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Speaker 1: To me, she's the most relatable because I I just relate to her wanting to be with her children and be at home and not being ready to date anybody and just being a little gun shy. I'm into it, and I wish I could cry like her. I get the ugly cry. But when she talks about her pain, it's like, oh my gosh, her face stays stunny and there's just tears rolling down. Jason Derulo falling down the stairs at the can Film Festival. You know who Jason Derulo is?

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Speaker 2: Okay, Jason.

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Speaker 1: Is he the one that's like.

00:19:35
Speaker 5: Him?

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Speaker 2: He's a great dancer.

00:19:38
Speaker 3: I also will just I'm just taking that out of Derula's playbook, and I'm put in my pocket for the word season. I can't let me know when where there are some stairs, I would love to break like a bone for something.

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Speaker 5: That's all.

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Speaker 1: You have a doctor on deck so that you can literally people after you fall. It's like, oh my god, she needs medical attention now.

00:20:05
Speaker 3: And they have to cast you right, and they have to put me on the thing.

00:20:08
Speaker 1: And screwy me or that anything to make the.

00:20:13
Speaker 2: Fainted.

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Speaker 3: At the Emmys, it was a very hot Emmy's I remember, and like, I mean, she's still really famous, but it didn't do what it needed to do. I think she could have done a better job. She did it for real, but I think she needed to tell it.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, you know, that's why I think it's someone has to be planned.

00:20:29
Speaker 2: Yeah, you got to milk it.

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Speaker 5: Yeah.

00:20:32
Speaker 1: I actually regret all the times that I passed out on camera that I didn't allow them to show.

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Speaker 2: Yeah.

00:20:37
Speaker 1: I would be like a little too drunken, dehydrate and like pass out at dinner and be like.

00:20:42
Speaker 2: You can't bring cameras up for this.

00:20:45
Speaker 1: My life is in danger, and it's like no, You're like honestly a huge moment for people to make a meme iconic. Do you remember when Jared Leto at the met Gala, he had a replica of his own hand.

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Speaker 3: I interviewed him that night at the Macala. Their replica was GOORGINI. Okay, really, I'm telling you two Jared Letto's is better than one. What a weird dude, But like I do kind of love a thirty seconds. I love Jordan Canlado like I've grown up on Jared Letto. We just saw him at the airport. What airport, Ubian Atlanta airport. He was just normal, no guide, no help around him. He was wearing a calftan. It was very obvious it was Jared Letto, like where's your handler? Don't you need someone getting you in? Like, I just love him, but that head was insane.

00:21:31
Speaker 2: It was Gucci. He's just cool man.

00:21:34
Speaker 1: And he seems cool.

00:21:35
Speaker 3: He's like a cult leader. I think right what I'm into it?

00:21:39
Speaker 5: The uh? I can't remember his name.

00:21:41
Speaker 4: It's like Mark Jacobs, but he's older, has long black hair.

00:21:45
Speaker 1: No.

00:21:45
Speaker 2: And Quliano.

00:21:47
Speaker 5: No, but his wife has his head as a person.

00:21:51
Speaker 1: No, I know who you're talking about. And it's none of the names that you guys just mentioned. And it's so wild that you're blinking on the name right now. I know it because you do know it. We'll get back to it.

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Speaker 3: I mean, onlie, your next red carpet should be like a little baby ocean head in a purse.

00:22:05
Speaker 1: I'm doing all of these things, okay, I have someone taking notes.

00:22:08
Speaker 3: People say that I should be a success coach, and I'm like, yeah, I got it, Like that would be so cute for Mother's Day. It's just like a little a little stuffy, but it's your babies.

00:22:16
Speaker 1: Do you know who could make one?

00:22:18
Speaker 2: I don't know Etsy can do anything.

00:22:20
Speaker 1: All right, I'm gonna look it up because that actually I.

00:22:23
Speaker 3: Saw these cat and dog purses. But now if it was like just a little baby, I know, it's probably weird. It's not like if you carried a doll of your baby around that's weird.

00:22:32
Speaker 1: But you know, no, but it's a moment we're talking about doing it. I mean you're talking about.

00:22:36
Speaker 3: Kelsey Ballerini did her I know what you're right, Kelsey Ballerini just did her first acting in Doctor Odyssey. And it's like, I guess it has something to do with fish because she brought a purse that doesn't hold anything.

00:22:45
Speaker 2: It just had a goldfish in it. That's it swimming around the goldfish purse, right, Yeah, I think there's water in it. It looked real.

00:22:54
Speaker 1: I don't maybe put anything in it.

00:22:55
Speaker 2: There was no phone.

00:22:56
Speaker 3: Someone else was holding the phone, but like she played it. She played it, and then we we're talking about her.

00:23:00
Speaker 1: But you know what, Judith liber makes bags that are fabulous and no one puts shit in those things.

00:23:04
Speaker 2: If I have the Hamberger, yeah, you would have the Hamburger one.

00:23:08
Speaker 1: I got Hamburger sounds so good?

00:23:10
Speaker 2: Wait, why do you.

00:23:10
Speaker 1: Think I would have the Hamburger one?

00:23:12
Speaker 2: It just seems like the right level of iconic for you.

00:23:15
Speaker 3: It's like the right like she wouldn't have the Rose or the Eiffel Tower.

00:23:19
Speaker 2: Like she's like, I have the Hamburger.

00:23:21
Speaker 5: I want.

00:23:22
Speaker 3: You're gonna get a two thousand dollars useless person, can't put anything in it.

00:23:26
Speaker 2: Get the Hamburger.

00:23:27
Speaker 1: It was six actually six. Yeah, And I don't even know why I did it. I was bored one night and I was like, this is a weird Hamburger person. And I saw the I didn't even know who Judith Lieber was because I'm a weirdo. Oh we have the Goldfish bag. It's very cool. I kind of have that reel the Goldfish.

00:23:43
Speaker 2: It's the Goldfish real, Derek. We don't know.

00:23:46
Speaker 1: It's a very small space. Okay, got flower? Someone said j Loo in her Chaparrelli dress. Is it the one she walks up and the person's like.

00:23:55
Speaker 2: What or who are you?

00:23:56
Speaker 1: Wearing. She's like Pepperelli. I mean, have you interviewed her before?

00:24:02
Speaker 2: I'million time? I'm a j Loo stand okay? I will wait.

00:24:06
Speaker 3: Twenty four hours ten review jay Loo. Jlo is the last great Unicorn of Hollywood. I stand by what I'm saying, not that she's aging, but like she she really gives them the show. She understands the assignment every time, whether she should or she should not. She pulls the focus like there was the year of Golden Globes where she was just presenting because she was nominated many many years ago. This is pre her last nomination, and like everyone who's nominated came in like a boring s dress, and Jaylo's just in this yellow with like one hundred million dollars worth of diamonds on, like she just will go to the opening of an envelope in the most ridiculous, insane dress that will never stop talking about.

00:24:44
Speaker 2: She was just at the Wicked premiere, It's not.

00:24:46
Speaker 3: Even her movie, and she came in like a cutout, sexual, rhinestone but dazzled showgirl dress.

00:24:52
Speaker 2: Like I freaking love j Loo.

00:24:54
Speaker 3: She gives us the goddamn la la every goddamn time.

00:24:58
Speaker 1: Let's make that a thing I give they gave them that.

00:25:01
Speaker 2: She just like, really does it exactly is?

00:25:05
Speaker 1: But was she was that the one she was catching heat for because it was like try hard, I always start heat.

00:25:10
Speaker 3: She's catching heat for everything, and she doesn't care. She's a showgirl. She's gonna show up. She's gonna do too much. She's doing the most at all time. Like if you think about what Jaylo has done in the last year, it's like the documentary, the other documentary, the movie. Then she's got an album that she's like, she's doing too much. We need you to go away a little bit and so we can miss you and then you can come back. Like now she's in the oscar race for this new movie, Like she is booked and busy, but she's like, you know what, I don't care. I'm still gonna come to your premiere in the best dress of the night, even though it's not my movie, Like, I just love this.

00:25:41
Speaker 2: You need to get in your j Loo era. That's twenty two the goddamn focus La La.

00:25:46
Speaker 1: Okay, I'm literally.

00:25:47
Speaker 2: Main character, main j Loo energy.

00:25:50
Speaker 1: You know I'm gonna get out of my Wounded Bird era. Yes, because I'm sitting here and I'm like, I'm a bird and I'm sitting on my my eggs and now they've had and now time I've got to go fly, and I'm doing all the things. Literally, I'm making a mental note. I'm going to hire a stylist that is so off the fucking wall. Yeah, I may even show up with my eyebrows bleached, maybe shave them off completely. They'll grow back. Who gives one fuck?

00:26:15
Speaker 3: I think you should just really go for it and just just give them lalla.

00:26:21
Speaker 1: Shove it down their throats.

00:26:22
Speaker 3: Shove it down their throats. You win, and it's natural for you. I watched you on Watch What Happens Live. Not a lot of people come in a non black onesie outfit like that's a big that's a cameltoe waiting to happen.

00:26:36
Speaker 2: But you gave it to us. You gave us the lalla.

00:26:38
Speaker 1: I was, by the way, beautiful hair, you are perfect, more than welcome. I saw this, speaking of camelto I saw this in the valley yesterday and I thought it was it was so fucking iconic. You guys, and I don't know who who would have done this, but it literally says I do pedicures on cameltoes, so I will be rock The cameltoe is actually back in. I read.

00:27:02
Speaker 3: I love it and I just think you should give it all.

00:27:07
Speaker 2: You know, it's like the nipples out.

00:27:09
Speaker 1: We go from here, nipples and cameltoe.

00:27:13
Speaker 2: Nipples destroyed from.

00:27:14
Speaker 3: The baby, you know, I guess everything is destroyed from the baby.

00:27:19
Speaker 2: But his elbows are in. Actually it's left.

00:27:24
Speaker 1: No, I don't know. I easton cover your ears, but I'm having a moment with Kelty. My cookie gets cut after childbirth. Let me tell you and my nipples, you know what, have a heyday. Boys there they are ready for whatever. Like these babies have nursed two children.

00:27:43
Speaker 2: Fuck them up, yeah, go down, give them the laala. They will give you the la la.

00:27:50
Speaker 1: Yes. Yeah, well that standard. I had the best time with you yet again. So fun you guys. Thank you for listening to another bonus so of the Give Them Lalla podcast. Reminder that we will be with you on Wednesdays through your headphones and you can catch the YouTube on Fridays at nine am Pacific time. The bonus episodes air Monday through your headphones but also on YouTube same day. You're welcome. Enjoy the week. I hope you fuck it up. Babes, Catch you Wednesday.