Club 520 - Jeff Teague on CRAZY church story, B Hen's birthday, WORST old trends, Thanksgiving recap

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Okay, stock x man, hold it down, man might pull
a tea card today.
Oh this is like, uh, we got a real trading card.
Trading card, look joint if we get that list, what
the rookie you ain't going for for me.
I'm hot, six fifty six fifty.
I ain't got no one news. I need a knife.
It's a knife, all right, man, we're gonaet a knife. Man.
What do you think? What do you think it goes for? Yeah?
No seventy five this, Hey, I'm me fucked up. Damn
nine dollars for six if my car only go for no.
Seventy five shorter, god.
A hundred bones, damn I'm better than one hundred dollars.
Okay's horden, Oh.
Okay, they're going eighty dollar.
Boy, the hard team combo, get you six fifty. Damn
I'm sucking up his budget, yo, my car making fifty
dollars seven ninety five? Yo?
Hey, can you throw me U bid or something? They
got one? Yo?
They got my car up there for a dollar forty seven.
Because that's so disrespectful.
Man.
Yeah, I don't even I hold my card. Don't come
out of there, that's crazy. Anything I got used to
puncture this, I see I tryre we go shout out
the freaky mic man. Anyways, man, same game with me.
To my left, we got my dog Bishop be hearing
out the praid least.
How you was nasty cool.
And maniga old.
Now man, hey, man, we got this nigga working on
this B day.
Shout out to my dog man big thirty eight man,
right on, Mike, sure many.
Damn free to real man, Free to real.
Old top Damn. I used to open them like this. Okay,
still the same way, top top top.
What we got damn nobody card. I'm gonna read them
back now. It's gonna be funny. All right, we got here,
all right, off the dribble. Who is this? We got
some he Tyr's Proctor? Okay, God, Jaylor Green he does
not play for the Rockets. No more. The rookie cards
they got the a rookie cart turning up.
Man, Hey, shout out the stock ass freaky hero Tyler
white boy, my boy Dve Russell. Oh yeah, that ain't
a bad pull. Anthony Edward. Okay, I'm gonna do one more.
Matter of fact, I'm gonna.
Get y'all that kids.
Man.
Growing up, this was a staple.
Bonders and ship, yeah, baseball cards and Pokemon cards. I
don't know who number ninety five on the magic ship?
What was okay? My boy? Ja up?
I got John Stock, Then John I got shrimp.
The a real shoot. I got Derek, I got my
favorite timper wool of all time. Shouts Cooper flag, got
the rookie cart. I gotta shake Alexander card.
Damn I got to Russell Westbrook.
Shouts a cat. They gave me a rookie. They gave
me a bench card.
I got g D card, Joe l N B kaminga
damn turn up my favorite card. The go my boy, Clay,
you got the mask man. Let's let's let's start there.
They said she got that she the best cook they
ever ate.
That's what Daddy said.
That's a that's a blooded family. So Clay Brian grew
up with Razors and his potato salad.
So yeah, great big castlero. Yeah, white potato salad. We're
not gonna sletter, great big castro.
That's not gonna Slater green brig castles for too many
Caucasian dishes. But I'm wrong with them. They got that
ship right. But they got only they got like is
the ice cream. I mean, when you go to white
you go to the events if you have ice cream.
But like.
White people have ice cream and barbecue.
I don't know why ice cream, but they have ice
cream barbecue. Like niggas don't have the ice cream they had.
They never have ice cream, they have cake. We used
to have push ups, so that was that was a must.
You freaking I I never liked, but Paul, it's always
just weird with kids. Like like when you was a
little kid, a boy was eating a popstukle.
I always was.
Like, well, push up's not really a pop soule. Yeah,
but sugar, you gotta put it because you really got it.
You gotta eat a push up because you like you
just like you French kids. A push up that always
know what I'm saying, you always push up, a flint
stone push.
Up that purple smoke smoke orange.
You French kids, bro, because milk fast if you're going crazy?
Was it called a fire cracker? Wh Yeah, the torpedo.
It's crazy that called bob Pops by the way, the
fire box, Oh man, the layers, I didn't I used
to the Mario.
Get the bubble gum.
Yeah.
A strawberry shortcake or I'm a delly bar that was fired.
Strawberry short cake off the dribble is definitely one of
the ones. For sure. You always got the redacted characters.
The ones, a little droopy eyes.
Look a little situation going on, but yeah, that's strawberry
short cake. Let me guess what used to get Mike?
You used to get the what's the green one? I
used to get a fucking slushy?
I probably got the one right there.
What you used to get Mike? Three in the middle,
I know what some Yeah with the ones next to it. Yeah,
they got a gushery in the middlee ahead of this time. Yeah,
as a little boy and not walking around doing that
with a pop so out of pocket, game, Chris, what
you used to eat?
The SpongeBob was always one crazy regular o g.
Pop socks that came into the plastic My days went
Nigga bite it.
Yeah, used to individual Yeah, look at guess the one
he used to get. Nobody used to get that one.
I never see that right there we go. That was
a hood classic.
All my friends to have money, I used to they
Mama used to split ours a half though.
I used to get a hundred packed for like ten dollars.
A lot of my friends that have they have to
through the year.
I don't want to possibly I can't get at bout myself.
Taking the popsicle st yeah, I'm cool, bro.
Cool. Actually just give that. I'm not sharing that, bro.
Year Bro, I'm not sharing that. Bro. It ain't nothing
by ice for coloring, because all we gotta do that
growing up.
No, I'm considering because I'm not sharing. Got b can
miss out to my right, steal my dog young, notat
your young, tig.
Are you what, man?
We wasn't doing but now we're doing one tough game
out in the Illinois against one of the top teams
in the country. It was cool though we lost one
overtime about three.
It's cool. It was solid game. What's the experience like?
You know what I'm saying for the young guys, the
programming I'm saying growing now you're playing at the national
level in that situation.
What was experience like for them? I think it was cool, man.
And see all the fans and all the people signed
an article, grabs and stuff.
I thought that was cool, man. I think they experienced
that and they enjoyed it.
I think they want a little more pause, like they
want to damn we should can play them again. But
uh tonight they play well. So yeah, that's far up. Boys.
You put out some classics today. A man snowing outside. Matter,
just put on some yeasy boots. Man, Yeah, you know snow.
It ain't nothing I ain't got. You know, I ain't
got my bag for more to come for short listen
shout out to my dog. Be here, be handy as
I hear recite my dog. Birthday, Barbie work today? Oh
oh oh what we got over time?
Oh happy birthday? Can grab your bottle for me?
Please?
Oh my oh, yes, we're acting bad today. So we
got the pearly bishop.
Yes, there you go early, all right? What we got
in the excuse me?
So we got his We gotta put the fruit on here.
Y'all know being in love is fruit. So we got
his favorite tequila in there, freshly muddled strawberries, Grand Marier
a gyve.
And y'all know we get these by the cases. I
ain't gonna lie.
You got my cake too, got my cake a little
bit more. We got some more bottles for you.
I'll turn up. We got the bottle girls.
Send the bitches out.
Damn right here? What is that boy? Got the You
ain't got these? Not? Pat? Hold on? What the Christmas?
What it was? My birthday?
Year?
Breath?
Me already had damn your bottles in the.
Same this is going on the road with us. Turn up,
put them at the career, put them, put the switches
right on, gang. I know y'all spent some good money
on this.
Oh the colorful bottles from Dreff. Where you get that
from Mexico? Right?
I noticed?
Right, so you got it when you drove.
Legal stuff, legal stuff.
They've been called you caravan Barbie, and I think that
is the all time.
Get them off my top. Go ahead, they talk about
me working.
That's cool, caravan Mexico. So I know this came.
Oh it's still goes. I can't wait about birthday. Oh wow,
I can't wait for my birthday.
I try to ignore the money.
When to drop, I don't know what two gift cards?
Oh to the tour center.
Turn up my niggas, you gotta.
I just get my drum shet.
Now that's exactly what I thought of.
Yet balls date.
I'm on your drum set.
Oh a g on the gift card. Well, y'all got
some money around this motherfuckers birthday man?
Right on, man, I appreciate y'all. So we turned up
all weekend.
Yeah, man, it's going down. When y'all see this I'm
already plaster probably and pissed on every street in Indianapolis. Yeah, man,
it's going down.
Come on, man, hopey, I have the Hendrix experience has
already passed if you've seen this, But we're gonna have
a good time to seleparbarate my.
Dog for sure. All right, Barbie, how is the thanks
getting everybody else? How was your holidays?
I had, I had a good song. It was chill.
You had a big responsibility this share. Did you deliver?
I did?
Okay? I did what you had to make again.
Mashed potatoes, macaroni, green beans, and I made a fire
ass sangria. That was the highlight of everything. That singrea
was super fire.
How do you make san gria?
So the funny you gotta put a red wine and
then like a brandy and I was going to use
E n J, but I ended up using I'm cool
Already they literally used e J for sant gria.
I'm cool.
And then fresh fruit.
Where niggas didn't even know where they use that, so
I cannot go.
There everywhere.
Yea even.
Roots Okay, respect though? How about your your Thanksgiving? Well?
It was cool.
I had about four plays.
M I still got some turkey, meek too.
It's time to throw it away.
Turkey, I said, everybody know it's the protein. I got
some turkey.
Me I've been like turkey shake now the ship that
you tell, Yeah, I got it.
My mom made a whole thing. Now the point out.
It's time to go. But today, I hate a sandwich
today tomorrow. If you're watching this one day, you sick.
No, Bro, you can eat for real some real ship. Ya.
You can eat Thanksgiving for four days, bro, Thursday, Friday, Sturday.
That's your last day. It's okay, Bro's I know.
You eat Thanksgiving before that, So y'all make it to
a new week. Last week, I ain't so.
Much that I want to fast, but I should.
I can't, Damn.
I was like, I ate so many plates on that day.
Woke up ate it that morning, So I'm over two
days was.
But you up, wag gooon down some corn dogs. It's
fucking crazy. Yeah, I don't got a mic. No more bros,
a clip on my right. I hate when you do that,
d J. It's still part of show.
Four days later, gun smoke, Bro.
No, they're not Bro. They belong to the streets. Bro.
Three day Maxx Bro, I went to Juice Seafood Friday night.
Bro Hell, I smiled back the next day. See after that,
I said, there's no more, bro, get the ship out
my house, out of pocket.
I definitely yeah. I think it went to Juicy Seafood.
I had to break it up. Bro, my sister, Baked
Beans is elite. I ain't gonna hold that's the best
thing she ever made.
I ain't gonna lie about half a pound of baked
beans probably in the last couple of days tastes like candy.
Bro Clean Down.
I had to go up there to start the show.
I thought I took when you call that ship, I
thought I had to clean some ship out. But yeah,
they put something black household something their kids like ship.
I remember niggas just put them motherfuckers, and we used
to prank niggas with him.
I ain't never did that when I was little.
Put them in cereal, put them in your cousin cereal.
Yeah, you hate me, hate me.
I ain't never did that. No, I'll play the food.
I get mad people put my food. You ain't never
put a license with nobody, go No, I don't nobody
know what kind of childhood the jib. We had boundaries
touch my food just.
Fit. I'm at least I'm at least helping you out
kids before Yeah, I got from guard to day, but
I'm saying, Bro, at least I'm helping you. What's the
wild that ship you did as a kid. My mom
reminded me of this. She used to make all the
super tedded post for everybody, and I asked her some power.
She said no. So I took my thumb and stuck
in the middle of the s.
Since the you know, the the animal people. Everybody cleared
me of this because I was younger when I did this.
I was under ten, well about eleven. Me and Malcolm
shared this story. You Malcolm shiit No, Malcolm shure his story.
Me and my friend RP my Nigga marks God bless
the under uh. We used to walk to school. We
had gummy worms, but he had worms like in his
neighborhood that ship. So we would just cut him up,
put him in a real gummy worms back and give
them to the homeless. So that was no, that's yeah,
that's probably the only thing probably crazy I did.
Bro. Just watch them eat it and ship.
Just that's it.
The craziest thing I probably did was I feel I
fed this girl named Jamie Phillippi.
She had a dog.
You know how you get like honey buns, Like I
had put like all types of ship in the honey
bump package and felled to the dog.
The dog had chased me.
So I was like, you know what, I was like
the dog that bit me in trying to bite me
and ships like because they kept saying like you can't
feed it, that they don't eat this.
I was like, bro, it's gonna eat this. They had
all type of peanut butter and they can't give him
Peter butter peanut butter.
Pay the twigs tears, but I'm sorry that.
That's when I was like, I went back there like Chico.
I was like, I was being a type of ship.
The funny thing about that movie he was, I'll never
leave you alaung hit the next movie, nigga, he wentn't
around here.
Is your half pasts?
Growing up?
I did, I had not bro, I'm nothing on getting
my kids a dog.
Now.
I had a bunch of dogs. Yeah, talk about something.
He is the puppy. Yeah, I had a dog that
I was scared of them.
Damn I was scared of all my animals too. We
had everything, guinea pigs, snakes, lizards, dog It was my
My little brothers were into like animals. I had birds.
Every animal I got, I was scared. I baby sated
and got a guinea pig.
Scared going on.
It was like different houses. But my brother had turtles, lizards,
everything you niggas had.
That Jack Mike is letting Lord had a whole keep
it listen.
They never know about a snake or a turtle or
I don't got to tell you about that ship.
Why did you have a bird that? You know?
I had two birds too. It was terrified of them.
I used to I don't know why. I used to
just do stuff. I've never been responsible with my money.
You know, parents really talk though they do. Like my
g the hawks really had a bird. He had a
parod for real, And that motherfucker really talk like you.
Get the door, don't get the door.
That's a bird.
He was like he could do. He tells us everything.
He wakes us up, like get the funk out of here,
like that's our alarm clock.
That's crazy. That ship was fired though he were having
all them animals. It's crazy. I know you when the
school stinking every.
Day, you smell like cabine. Never, I ain't no what
I know, y'all find stump.
I don't know.
You got all these animals in your house, and animals.
Are caged like acquording. So no, as long as we have,
we had to take care. My mom played that dirty shit.
You had dogs and cats.
Hell no, I'm terrified cats. We had dogs.
I want a black one.
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I don't like I don't like pay here, so I
can't really do the past ship. I hate animals period,
like not on that coming ship, but in my house.
You know, you gotta be correct. Motherfucker people don't play
about the no now, hell no, but I don't like
animals though they're too hard to raise.
Man, Damn dogs damn the worst than my kids.
I'll be scared of them.
I'm not scared of them. It's just you gotta take
them outside. And we live in a fucked up city,
so it just is barely made it here today.
I ain't gonna lie. It's ship outside. I don't want
to take you outside for a walk. Bro, I never
understood niggas got dogs that live in apartment. That's no,
that's no, no offense. I don't fuck it. If you
got a dog you live apartment. That's the dumbest ship
I ever heard in my life. Bro, What why do
you have a dog and you live in the size
of a dog too? I'm lost, bro, is because like nigga,
you have no room for no dog.
Like?
This is not.
Cat you dog? No like we gotta have a backyard
with a dog.
Bron your ship is a teacup your key, nigga you
need It's just.
Not right, bro.
If you live in a if you live in an
apartment and it's like fifteen two, kay, you're good.
No broce wise, dog you got going on on port.
My part used to living on port about too bad?
If you had to go and retriever in that mon
you had air bud fucked up?
Bro?
You hold him back?
My living room was decent. No, bigga, I gotta come
over there. Your dog locked in that cage? What's can't
move that? Or the people who be homeless with their pets,
Like if you homes that's school. But why the peck
gotta be homeless too?
Are comparing the nigga with a someone who's.
That's ya?
Now? Yeah, why pickt be homeses? Bros?
Is he gonna go?
Let him go to greater passages?
Bro?
Like live because you make a walk him there? Free him?
Bro?
So they do they pay for the dogs? Take him
there to the rescue place? Do they give you something moment?
No?
No, So I just gotta give him my dog for free.
Nigga staying with me homeless dogs?
If I took my kids to the what's what's the
exchange that's called humane?
Please don't tell your kids anybody that's not how sped
to work.
I'm just saying, there's at your.
Process because I see the nigga the other day walking
to the spot.
That's good. That's a good point. I was like somebody.
Look, I was like, got a car, he got protected.
You see the car up there? Yeah, yes, niggas. Somebody
told you niggas live in their car. I told y'all said,
if y'all was homeless, you niggas are going to sell
your car.
No, yeah, bro, I need money. You gotta what you're
gonna sell your car? I need money, bro, your first day.
Being homeless, my first day, No, I'm third days, day thirty,
car going.
And you have no plan?
And then what after that?
You don't deserve a woman.
You ain't go to jail. You have no plan as
a man if you sell your car on day thirty
homeless bro, because money you're doing. You will do anything
for money.
What you just gave up some shelter, bro, to be outside.
And to get around to make.
I pray you say your car, tell your.
Motel for a month if you're if you're fucking homeless,
you niggas is not gonna sell your car for ten k.
I want you to know that a.
Conversation conversation before. But I've definitely put a sixty five
hundred thing I got six fifty ain't that hurt sixty.
Five hundred, you will take three thirty five?
Got back homeless.
I know my transmission about to go.
I know my transmission about to go out first the
first taking homeless niggas gonna do.
I gotta get he's homeless and go to Rue Chris,
you'll forget you. You woke up over there, and you
can decide to go to Rule Chris. That's a choice.
You're gonna go by an outfit.
The Lakers store.
Yes, yeah, I ain't gonna lie. If I gotta place live,
get you, get you a drink. I'm not mask bro.
You gotta lot. You're dealing with bro irish rose. No,
if you just got at least what of these? Now
we broke. Now y'all fucked up because I think I
just grabbed his money and was like ship and I
know we are. Well, Okay, get a little spot real quick.
I'm gonna I'm gonna walk or whatever to my spot. Yeah.
Let's say, let's say somebody bless you with four thousand, yes, sir,
or you outside? No, No, just say I'm just giving
y'all scenario. You're outside, somebody bless y'all. Here go four thousand.
What the fun. What's the first thing y'all gonna do?
Get a hotel at motel. Yeah, I'm gonna get sheltered
for the thirty. We're gonna make a plan. So that's
a thousand gone.
God damn I said, was that the Conrad?
That's one thousand dollars a month the bare minimum. I'm
getting homeless people, so you just want to be cool
for today.
I got to make a plan, bro. I'm be here
for like two weeks, sure of God, I pray the
Lord blessed. Y'all know it's gonna be lottery season.
The money off.
We got, we can't say.
I'm trying to figure out because you need Well, if
you got four thousands and getting the hotel for two nights, bro,
somebody need to come round you bro, because you're playing
just get it for the month.
Get a fucking job. Let me put something. We don't
get a job, bro, I'm off that so good because
I know what the fun got do. Be here on
shoes on top and bigga white laces. Nigga. I know
what I'm four eight, It's go turn six fifty quick.
I'm here down like what we're doing. Somebody gonna eat
go ahead, put me on life. Sure for sure? All right?
We got the videos tonight I'm scared of on this
were searching moteils, Yeah, I was.
I was doing some man. How much of the room
at the local motel? Forty five?
Oh yeah, oh it's green. I'm good for the month
five times thirty. Do the math one.
They might give you a deal too.
I might give you a deal for thirteen hundred thirteen
hundred No, no, no, you give my phone hundred or part.
Get there. This is a Google Boo motel. We're not
going to the joint right down the street, but I'm
going to the one next to Sunset that is about
to fall down.
You want something out there, you might have. It'll be
your last night, for sure, it can't. You know work
y'all right? Shout out to four four black man. He
basically lived all childhood with us. Please play these videos. Man,
until you thought about you when I've seen this, man,
my nigga was going crazy with it.
You just had an on the screen. It was a video.
I don't know. There we go right there to left, left,
there we go.
I don't know where to tell you. We was outside sleep,
That's all I knew. How to do I knew how
to sleep that more. If you knew how to do the.
Triangle, let it beat like a dog. Bro Man, you
was swinging out that ship all up in what y'all
call me Lane? For y'all call me Lane because I
had something pocket, Yeah, roller blades, nigga chill.
Pet pockets?
What was it called?
Yeah?
Hey, so shouts the four four black. He's hilarious.
He brought a whole lot of nostalgia stuff. I don't
see how ya felt about this first. Anybody here have
a name belt?
Yes? No, electronic electronic one?
Yes, I had both of them, the regular one and
then electronic one.
Tina, you had a name belt. I ain't get to
that way.
Nah, that's too much. I've been a nigga my whole life.
I was seeing a nigga walk around with his name
on his bill. Yeah, shouts to my nigga, Chezy. He
had two watches in the built. They say, cheesy, No
cheesy s h E was cheesy bone.
Love Dad. But y'all with niggas who had name bilt?
When you talk to a nigga, that name beilt good
question today?
I don't think did the guys have name just shout
the one out talking to him. Well, my nigg was
I remember him having a name being.
Probably what about Rosaries?
Oh yeah, Rosaries with the cargo pants, the cargo shorts and.
From Jordan's he's a Rosary. I didn't get to that
way either.
What was the joint called the.
Nigga said, with the wood, bring it to I want
you to use the guts. Think name of the company
is like good Wood or something like that. Goodwood. It's
crazy they made they made Jesus pieces, Yeah, said good
that was the rose Rosaries is crazy. I never I
never got to that face.
Yeah.
I never was into the ROAs Polo boots too deep
for me. Boots never never got up shout kept me lace.
I was never a Polos.
I had the damn what was the ship called the
Polos with it because you drove. I can't think of
the name of the motherfuckers the big ass horses.
Though ship my purple like that.
But the last even the picture where he has that
varsity jacket out with that boot on top of that
countertop for no reason.
Polos was a vibe though. I never got I couldn't
really do the button ups like ho so I.
Did the polos.
Oh you're rocklot never went down style. Now the big
polo they got doing the jumbo sae horses on the polos.
Yeah, I wasn't participating that. That was a little too
much for me.
Right there.
The rugby and ship class it is, yeah, rugby classic.
You can still get them off today. That right there
was disgusting. Why is your fucking logo that bigger your shirt?
I never everything. I never wore none of that polo
boot killing a Khaki the Yankee, No crease, they get
worse boots. Blank is my favorite. No, no, no, no,
go down Mike, the black and brown go over to
the right.
So yes, that.
The double walk. So you.
Shout out the polo though, but I would never that's
the same prial Kanye will cut you out.
That's the same brial boots.
I always had good thing, nigga. Those are bad feets.
Those are super popular though.
I never I never was bad feats, bro. I never
had black Perris. But you see me doing you see
me doing that.
I was walking the dog on the the strap. If
I was, I was walking the dog to my spot
because because ain't no way.
Hit the campbo to. That's super freak. That's disgusting.
Mom, smooth man, you got your niggas stun niggas had polos, y'all,
I have polo. I don't have no polo. I definitely
have some skippers for sure. What else that is funny, man,
the gud fear in spirits, brod.
Man, I was there, going there, I was there. I'm
not going there anywhere.
Business casuals to getting the club series was fucking clutches,
bro Now the white start wearing the Nike socks little,
that's what she got wicked.
That's when I never let white wearing.
Did you ever wear that, like like church shoes to
the club, You ever get to that point creative wrecks
like real horrible.
It was not for me.
What did y'all do that in the club?
To my nigga train, he had a tangerine long sleep
polo with some brown kickers on. Never he blew my
hot forever.
Those crocks skinned. Stacey Cloud dress had Mary's though.
That's saying Maur's that's your Yeah, this is.
Different than there wasn't try to slide.
Cloud.
No, I never stepped like that. Nigga. I had more.
Had bys and the Pelly mars. I had every color
more tennis. Sure, I didn't want uh ship what else
was out? I just said it creative wrick re creative wreck.
I never got that's Harold Pinner. I never stepped into
none of that.
You never had a credit res I was.
He was already in the in the lead.
Yeah, nigga had Gucci shoes and Louis shoes.
Not at first your hair love outfit was.
Me style you don't have. I was still from any
of that was no better. Levi's the polo.
Sound about right shoes, bulls nigga razing bull firegga to
bust the ass if you had the restrap, yes, bro,
that's a fire fire casual shoe.
And then when the Blissy August came out, Uh damn,
I can't remember them colorrendas. Yeah, niggas flooded out every
player already. That's when they had a little change, little
for sure. Oh that's funny, y'are hilarious.
Man.
In the we first got in the.
Club, Charlotte, rue's a fucking blazer and of kneeless dress,
fucking but.
Blazer.
Yeah, everybody was dressing Charlie trying.
To dress like, oh girl, what's that show called She
Was the President.
It's not around no more.
Oh that's why look like scandal.
It was, but it was like, hell, okay, that's Charlotte's
right there.
I was just.
Six.
I ain't gonna lock. I remember Contina had. Contina had Melissa's.
Oh you got the Melissa's in the jerzy dress?
Yeah?
Please, Loggy damn was Foggy his hell and the Melissa's boy,
the ball socks.
You got, dance your feet word BLISSI I mean Melissa's
all day. You out of pocket, nigga. That's nine hours.
It's like the niggas who had to fake invisible forces.
Loggy again, I used to you, remember, like in the
summer when we used to go to xboll, I used
to you have some Melissa's.
Oh I was, I was something was wrong? Yeah, I
was like, damn, she on. That's crazy, especially when they
start putting the strap on them up here, melt I've
never seen the hot top. Oh god, they got the
hot top of listens my lives and that they were
hot top. I thought they taking it all. They don't
want Wow. I couldn't believe it.
I wore pastries.
Younger enough, younger thanough pastry past Angel Simmons and that
sports all the time.
Barbie need a doc. She get ready with me. It
would Barbie, you would have been a little streamer back
a mom Malcolm walking in your house and all these
animals waking up.
You get ready with all of my brother's room.
Fucking lizard on her shoulders, you know, fucking pet foods.
Stupid ass. That's a nigga the arg case of my house,
right yeah, he spread doing this one two the nigga
was talking about animals. He was like, yeah, I bought
two horses. We got seven dogs and Caw looked at him.
I was like your I was like, your house big,
Like no, pretty normal size house, three bedroom, horses with
a three bed.
They gotta live.
They gotta have a motherfuck ancre at least bro.
I don't know what he got, but you ain't have it.
You can't have a twelve hundred square twelve hundred square
for house with a horse horse. Ain't even have a
toy horse with a twelve hundred square foot house.
Have a donkey Washington, tell me watch the show. Trying
to but I was in He's like, I gotta keep
working because we keep body stamn animals, and I was like,
you don't have to.
His wife is like I want a chicken bathe and
he's going on getting.
Nigga, stop with your house and didn't spring up. Just walk.
He's about to be riding that bitch over there. Keep
it up. Drop. Look we're joking man, right, I don't
know that.
Niggas.
You out of pocket. You get some control. Nigga, drop
your dick and the whole niggas keep my animals and ship.
Never mind, my house will be. My question is if
we break up, where the animals gonna cuse but you
gotta take me. Listen, you got kids, bro okay, Well
everybody can say this guy had.
A dog, though, would you leave it with your girl
broke up?
I think I think it's a red flag when you
tell people that was like, yeah, we broke up, but
we still share a dog.
You know. Don't do that. Don't do that. Don't do that.
No, don't do that, don't do that.
No christ my bad gas. No, No, I take the fire.
I can't pay attention. You have to remind him. The all.
Nothing to you. She's gonna she's gonna text you, She's
gonna a problem.
That's a red flag.
Oh man, I'm gonna text you, shouts out the co parents.
Man, I am sure I will not become pig no animal, Bro,
it ain't my motherfucker stop Bro? What else having in
the world?
Whatever? Ways? What Bro, Mike, please cut to the next video.
I know how far.
You have to play that one, but yeah, this is
what you can play that too. Double hairlines. I forgot
all this ship to my nigga loo man to the
shop and got too hell on my nigga Lou had
two hairlines.
We first, mate, y'all need this is another thing had comforted.
I had porus though nigga.
Face Bro, like, Bro, what the nigga ain't got two
hell on?
Bro?
Doing reason?
Why cut head up?
No, sir? Double hairline is insane.
I never understood my nigga held it. That was the thing.
That's when we first met him. Nigga said, my nigga
feels said, nigga got two hairlines.
Because what do you mean like getting the part like stuff.
I definitely used to get parts.
Then I see the big ass designs and my ship.
The Nike songs used to go crazy back in the day.
I had designs. I remember that ship came back. We
started getting designs when we were singing designs like yo,
like on the side of our head.
I got one for prom Lou had one in the
back of his whole head. Y'all was doing that seven
or eight.
Damn niggas reached back and.
What's crazy is how long you got away for your
hair to go back with that part? Where's what was yours?
That was like on the side. So I mean, yeah,
but I s people get I was going. I was
putting graffitia. Yeah, was on the side too.
I did some wow shipped bike tail ship bro for sure.
Time for as a wild mike.
What we got, man, this is crazy is it's just
that's why the didn't take barber put your hairline back
and nigga pulled up, say.
We gotta figured out.
Yeah, nigga, try to say I smoked that nigga about
his hairlong. You ever been that bad about a cut?
I don't ever got no bad one like that. I
got a bad cut before when not like before? I
want to kill a nigga.
This is why I hate about niggas like that though,
probably cause I get my hair cut every six days.
Bro.
You know when a barber keep touching the same spot.
No way in fuck.
You just letting nigga greaze your ship all the way
back and when he done, you shitty. I don't fuck
with that, Bro, I'm automatically, Hey, let me see it
real quick. Let me see if I see you keep
touching it back and going back, you fucking my shit up?
Or also just accept that your hairline is actually going back, like.
Bro couldn't do nothing when he was at the barber shop,
and that nigga just drilled your mustache.
That's crazy. I'm like, why you picked them? Word my fault,
cut the muscles, your drill, that's.
Just got you together. You couldn't do nothing about it.
I was shitty in a bitch, I know. I'm saying
you had every right and we had.
A language barrier. Well, that nigga said, do you want
me to take it off? Like you want me to
clean pulse? This sounds crazy. They want me to clean
it up? And I said, he's so weird you want
me to clean it up?
Like, yeah, come on, Maniga was weird. Barbie Malcolm, you
better not put that picture up. That niggas is red.
I'm saying, Bro, you really couldn't do shyness, but a
Nigga haircut, Bro, when he's steady.
They gotta come up when you're talking about nigga haircut,
because Bro, that's you couldn't help that was you sending
somebody birthday post. That one picture where he in the
club like that. Y'all got that somebody got y'all got
a picture for me all, y'all wait for this ship
a post of the day. Buddy, really up the tool
Nigga for the hairline. That's he wild.
He is tripping. But niggas know, Bro, you've been in
the barbershop long enough. You know what the niggas bro, Nigga,
Nigga gonna give you a free cut.
Bro, he said, just go get Betterigga know I ain't
doing no good deed for man. Niggas go, Bro, you
ain't gotta be that mad trying to kill Nigga. But
they got to measure and said, no, Nigga, my ship
went that far. Yes, Nigga, you lost your mustachs.
You was hot, Nigga.
I wasn't even I was hot because Nigga, I gotta
go somewhere.
What you throw a hat on, Nigga?
How long does a mustache take the nigga.
You know.
It took like two days, but it's just like Nigga,
we're about to go somewhere. He's about to go out
of town. I'm like, man, I'm not walking out.
There's nothing worse.
Like you said, you got somewhere to be, and your
cut either don't have it or it's not where.
It's supposed to be.
Like I had no mustache, Nigga, look like I was
really trying to tap in with the Dominics and the
Spanish people for real, Nigga, wall cut all this.
I was looking.
We have no cut or back up, no cut, no cut, Bro.
I would rather have a crazy mustache and no mustache.
Bro.
That ship was wild because you and my goofy ass
facetimeed Kler like, cut my much.
She screenshot it. That's all that ship got on there.
That's why she's sharing dogs ship. Well, that's what yo.
I wanted to say it because.
I get J Doll because you got co Cournel dogs.
It was d J.
That's crazy because I heard this. Yeah, it's mynormous.
The whole. That's a perish but damn shout the parish man.
A lot of classic for sure. I think I got.
My Mike got the glasses now, but that was turning
into something glasses. It was a little confused because.
It was good, a little wicked sports flash. I got
a little too wicked and designed.
The up.
Than an off bar pick of the club, bro.
Bro, because I was really dancer Bro. That nigga shout
cash y'are some homes that.
One Chris Brown was talking with me here some people
up here. Man, it's his birthday. Man, that's all Turner man,
so legendary pick right there.
Yeah, that was the first to tail picture. Please play
the badass kids on the tantles, man, this is funny.
So they put gospel music over these badass kids on
tantles and it's the funniest compilation I've seen this week.
Man, and ship.
The picture legendry. That's when I be leaving church. Yeah,
when they start doing that, that's when I walk out.
That's why they be moving to That's why that ships
so funny that somebody will start shouting next to your church.
You know what's so crazy? Hit? Yes, I was like,
and then she snapped out us.
She took a minute, they had the fanners.
She fell back. It was a lot. Those are my
favorite people.
When we say that fan out, we still go to
the East lazy to do that every church the same one,
you like it. Don't hit you every day, bro, not
every weekend because no, real.
Well, you don't know how the spirit moved. Not every
not every weekend, every time after every time, every Sunday.
At the same time you're telling my mama, be like, bro,
she is faking my mom, Like you don't know what
she's going through. The spirit moved different. I was like, bro,
take me a friendship. I don't like this new church
around the church.
She said, you know what, every time I see you
and Brandon, I just play so strong for y'all. What's
going on my mom?
Be like, I hope be hearing praise to day. I
was like, why are you always saying here like you
just be making fun.
Of the church. No, I think I think shouting is overrated.
But what motherfucker is in the strip where you can't.
I'm not saying you not, but just like every weekend, Yeah,
I to go and like, no, no disrespect Eastern store.
I just could just thinking, what's a yeah it got.
Switch it up? Yeah, let them hit you on a
Saturday or something like Nigga we down here. It's my
whole point.
Even that crazy today they ain't even seen they said
it was God, no disrespect. And my favorite thing is
Burnie Mack episode where he joined the church and they
get out of church.
I remember one day though, the spirit hit because I
walked up to the altar, oh lor, it was like,
if you're going on the things I know I had.
It's a real shout in high school. I walked a because.
Hey, yes, I said, man, if God take me back,
you want to I walked to the altar. I said,
he's like if you was out last night doing wrong,
and you know, I was like, damn were talking to
me because.
I don't think it was wrong, but it felt right. Friend,
I thought it was gonna work cause bro changed like
I left in text her No, I want to see
the lady I did go to. I didn't go to
the bro. But it feels like every time you like
go to church, they talking to you, though not for real.
I just I don't want to go through all of that.
Like God can skip me with all the extra but
if the pastor is talking to me, I received that passage,
but no, that's how I don't want to have no
seizure or no ship like that church.
I'm cool, like you ever had a seizure at church?
I can't caught the spirit? You never caught the spirit
started yelling.
Running around the church.
My favorite didn't just start running around the church. That
is hilarious. My grandady is actually the pastor. I ain't
never seen him do it either.
Granddad's a pastor. The more you learn about the people
you work with every day. My granted granddads a pastor
and he don't go to church.
Daddy's a car daddy and co. He's a photographer.
You're a photographer, so you do you shoot?
Your pops is a cow and your dad a past
apparently bucket. Come on today, got the whole family for
all the legal activity going up. We got we got
traded day, We got the pastors to the money.
Then we got a shooter. It's all work. It's granddaddy
ro TV.
He said, yes, I'm deliving personal prayers today as grandpather
so they can get some money back to the church.
Mike praying never tied leader, No, actually tired. I mean
ten percent a little bit more than now.
This is funny because you're the church drummer. When people
start shouting, you keep playing the music.
Blast. Some point you cut it off because we get mad.
Ill go too long too.
It depends, bro, it depends it just it just matters
on the vibe.
You get like a a Q to like turn it up.
Yeah, the organ or the base the basic start, then
we'll go. We'll do thirty seconds. Motherfucker ain't got that
much energy. Most of the time was over overweight motherfuckers
out of shape. Motherfucker shout. They got about thirty seconds
that they fall down and we stopped passions. Throw the
rug on them. We move on with service. Yeah, we
throw a rug with a little ship on the end
of it.
Had that much of church we had, We had sheets.
Go on to the next one is a little broke
we have like this was broken. You heard that throwing
on nigga.
He supposed to throw like a little little prayer rug
on them.
I'm cool, just lit me up.
Yeah, that's what you can't one of the mother fuckers shouting.
They you don't just let them hit their head.
You gotta got shot.
The nurses they pull up. Yeah, I see some nurses
catching elbows and give up.
One motherfucker didn't wake up though a church. I don't
know that was I was a visitor. It was a
nice service, that motherfucker feeling the pyramidic well.
The Lord wanted. So I don't know what happened. God
bless wit us. You know where you went.
Ain't no way to go out.
Some ways to go out. If that's the one perspective,
I'm all right. If you did, we ever talk about that,
if you had to go the way you want.
To go r I P love game, Kevin Samuels, whatever
they said on Twitter, I don know.
So you do you want to like die on the
person or like if.
It's like that, yeah, I want to die laying down though,
go ahead and put me in uniform.
That's scary.
Ship. What are you doing if somebody died, do you
like wake up and be like, damn, my ship is deadly?
Or it's like what I would be traumatized if that's
a crime, though, How is that a crime?
You did that to yourself?
No, I didn't know he had a hard condition.
I can't say that when we do this DNA test.
What the hell I'm saying though, that's gotta be like
you kill me.
It was like, do you feel good?
I wouldn't feel good. That's some scary ship. I would
be trauma.
You'd be like, yo, my ship, I don't know.
I'm putting down your ship like crack for real, Niggas
gonna start coming Unna be calling you. You know.
Always it's always man. It's never the woman. You know
right here, nigga. You know when crackheads see the Moucker
die and that ship, I need that. I'm cool though,
went up? Yeah, your ship killed somebody. I probably want
to die, y'all sleep or something.
Me.
Yeah, want to die when I'm like ninety five, just.
Like you're not living that long, bro, keep telling me
I'm not gonna live that long.
You live. You live a long healthy start bread. That's
why you know what I'm saying about. I'm living longer
than him, Bro, if he going to a matter, Barbie's
neutral out of all three of us, do you think
lit the longest?
D J.
Wow?
His activities because he's why go live the shortest? His
lungs are going everyone anywhere he works.
I just put it out because he works out too.
He works out to Wow. They all right, who's next? Cool?
Fuck it?
I guess Okay, who's licks.
Really it's gonna be just say on your birthday, that's great.
They got my forty five years. They got like forty
five more years left because now I ain't bad life.
Never forty people living to be all the little long
as I am co hereing Abel Manda and phaid myself.
Bro eighty I heard about eighty five, eighty five.
Eighty five they're still getting around living.
Just my gang gonna work.
I'm cool.
Eighty five. My grandma died a hundred.
At a hundred, I says, ship like, as long as
you can move around.
What they do. But at eighty five, another one eighty five,
because man, what to my girl on the last birthday,
she just sat there the whole time.
Said, if you don't stand up, my fucking droveful fucking
Loftier road, the post road to see you just sit here, girls,
she'll get up and shuffle and my fucking electric slidebody
just sitting there.
She's just sitting there. Everybody going to take pictures with her.
God just maybe God bless baby, though, you know what
I mean. She's sitting there like, oh boy, like Jesse
damn near with a wig.
I said, somebody at my Grandma Gingerrell or something.
Make her look like she's having fun. Mo fuck is
just sitting there hands all ass fix her wig, mama,
Damn everybody you know the motherfucker word loose wing.
You keep putting your head over her.
Down?
What would I be having a rag on my head?
If y'all put another flash in her face, She's gonna
be able to see by the time she leave this motherfucker.
That is the worst bro. Oh man to go home. Bro,
you don't want to do this, ship, bro, Bro heaven.
If they can't get up and move, stop having birthday
party for them. Bro, the fuck we sell a brain.
Grandma, y'all look like.
Say her name on the mic. Ship cut that man, Bro.
If I if I'm a burden, bro, give me a
bout of here. Bro, I don't want to be a
burden to the y.
Yeah.
When niggasn't want to come pick you up for family functions, bro,
go ahead.
Check it out.
If you gotta pick me up to the function, I'm sorright. Respect,
I can't pull up.
Cool.
If you can't drive, you don't want to go, Nah,
I'm gonna still want to pull up bro.
No, Bro, if I'm like eighty five and nigga, you're
coming to get me? Is you coming to get me?
They like, damn nigga, nigga, Ma, motherfucker kids better come
give me my Grandpapy's better come get me cool. I'll
give if I can drive after seventy five, Nigga, I'm
not driving if I don't want to.
Not to no party one. If niggas add to all
picking me up, we gonna have a problem. Bro.
Yeah your greg kids and ship broils.
Yeah, hell no, I'll be mad. I'll be mad if
my dad was a com come pick hi up from Avon,
I'll be shippy.
You far as hell, but I'll do it, but I'll
be bro at least get me my over.
Bro, you can't putting seriousst I only want to ride
up Today's Senior series.
Ain't no know what is bro by? We all of course?
Yeah, I know my mom and I'm putting my mom
in the if I don't feel like I want to
get her, but I'll go pick her up.
Yeah, I go get my dad, but I don't want
getting call some It's cool you do go, but then
I got to bring them back. That's really that that
take you home after the function.
This word, that's the gift for me having ten siblings
though we trade off. Oh yeah yeah, but your dig
is wrong though, Bro, take your periods home, bros. Still
it's still making man, but I take you. I hope
you'll create. Don't treatat period.
So it's all disapperiod. Bro will be as well. Not
I'll get this to charity. You play with me, I'll
be damn well. I ain't giving shipp the charity.
You ain't doing that?
Oh boy, did that disrespect to the charities? But I'm not. Yeah,
hell no, he's wrong.
He said, I I have enough money that you can
live a comfortable life, and I am man at flatory.
But he gave him ten mills and yeah, bro, I
need more now. I got billions of my kids getting
this entire fortune around four hundred ms. Jackie Chan, Jackie Chan, Jake,
excuse me to donate his entire fortune?
Yep, I'm not fucking with my daddy. He's doing some
ship like that.
That's insane.
You with your parents.
If you tell you that, well, I ain't trying to
so I don't know the rule I'm going you know,
chair family might be different, something like he wanted one
of his kids to have their own trouble and learn
like work for what the teach me.
A lesson like that?
I mean, not a lesson like that. No, I struggle.
Just leave your kids, leave twenty million. I'll try. I'll
figure out the struggle. I'll be bad and mad for
some ship.
All these Hollywood kids, though, brotherfuckers get left the trust
for money. It's kind of they kind of shoot it
down the drain.
Bro. Well man, that's on you. I gave you the
plan if you could have one.
Brown Bro, I'm cool. I guess when you die.
Don't matter cool. I can't do it. Yeah, give it
to y'all. Really give a fuck with your kids doing
I don't you ain't gonna know.
I kind of care. If I got grandkids. It's not ship.
What about like Bobby Whitney.
It out's see if you like watching from like the heavens,
and you see like your granddaughter with a star baby,
make it count.
I ain't watching my grand baby get cracked, but I'm
saying that's her job.
Expect the most of them. They say you won't play
in the right way. I'm just saying, what are we
here for? Well, if you don't won't play the right way.
No money. My dog be here.
We up. Man appreciate you game Man. Shout out to
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My dog.
We appreciate y'all. Shout out to Boostmoe and Man. Shout
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