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in which rock Kishi is revealed as the man that ran over our good
pal Stone, close personal friend of the Pie Stone called Steve Austin. What
you didn't watch that but spoiler? Oh sorry, I'm sorry, sorry,
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two thousand, the episode where Rikishi admits to a lot of things.
Admitting to a lot of things is actually a tremendous way to put it,
because it's more than what I ever expected. I've never heard somebody admit to
so many things and double down. Its pretty impressive. Really. Well,
before we get into the episode of reviewing this retro RAW, let's take a
look at the Observer from around time. See what's going on in the wrestling
world from the Observer from October nine, two thousand. We've covered a little
bit of this one before, but there's a couple of things on here that
I missed last time, so we should go over it again. Okay.
Months into the story of the future of e CWWW, the situation remains largely
up in the air. WCW is not many any abrupt changes in management structural
direction, despite huge losses and internal turmoil and rumors of sales being imminent.
At press times, there was a substantial internal belief, which is largely a
combination of trying to piece together rumors that the company sale would either be announced
just after press time this week or on October twenty three at a private meeting
with wrestlers in Little Rock, Arkansas. Reports or that if the deal went
through that Vince Russo would be gone. Russo said was said to be behaving
as if he were aware of that kind of production meeting before night for this
week, and Money found it curious that Russo is not going to the Australia
tour where several TV tapings will be taking place. Of course, the main
source of this that we always go to to find out the truth is Haul
Cogan. Calling into abovea The Love Spun John October, he said he welcome
to seventeen phone messages telling him that the Mandalaid deal was done and intimated that
was the end of Russo, But those close to Hogan said that both he
and Flair, who have been in contact as of late, are close with
either side that would wind up with power. Hogan was laughing about how many
of the younger wrestlers are now saying how they never had a problem with Hogan
and how the situation looks to be turned out. Internal sources have indicated that
if the deeple just throw a bishoff that is expected. Randy Savage would also
re brought back. So w W. I mean we're, you know,
end of two thousand here, and we're still up in the air of who's
uh, who's taken over and the you know, the the idea that bishoff
and a new company buying it seems to be prevalent, which I believe is
true to life. It was like going to be for a while, right
until like zero hour and they're like, yeah, no, we just sold
w Yeah, which is because they didn't ye know. I think the story
was always that they didn't want to include the TV because they they're like,
fucking we're not giving you guys TV time, Like you can have all the
assets and everything, but you wouldn't get TV. And then the story obviously
has changed over the years, you know, that's just what happens with these
stories. But at some point it also changed to bishoff. They were still
going to buy it anyways, but then they just sold it to WWF before
they can make the decision on the company's deal. Was like it's worth nothing
without its ev right, Yeah, that was the original one. So like
you know, when we were growing up, like that was the story that
we always wrote was that that it was all a always came down to they
didn't have the TV rights, so fish all found it worthless. But then
there was a story that came out that was like they would have bought it
anyways, like they were like thinking about it and they would have bought anyways,
but WWF just bought it before they did because they just just like,
this is an easier cell, will just give it to the WF. Right,
Yeah, that's true for what it's worth. The Mandalay Corporation took out
the doname names of WCW xtreme dot com as well as ww xtreme dot com
with just the X and no E. Do those sites go to anything now?
Does look like either of these exists? I don't think they do.
No. Oh my, it's time for these A point two super indeten.
Oh my god, they pointed to another redirection on the E C T B
front. Meetings were scheduled for later this week between E CW and TNN to
work out the terms of their relationship or of the ending of the relationship.
Both sides had agreed to two additional shows, an agreement which ends on the
October sixth show. W WF has agreed to waive its exclusivity through the end
of the year, and TNN is willing if sides both sides come to terms
to keep Easy to Be through that period. So WWF was okay with Easy
to B staying on the network for the rest of the year while they were
on, which obviously does not happen. No, no way. I mean,
I imagine Hayman just wanted to, uh fight, No, I got
a job. I don't know what it's all, y'all. Yeah, he
doesn't for me. You shut that ship down, right. You should have
us on this network, man, Come on. Just incredible. It's like,
what do we do? That's crazy? Incredible. Bill DeMott, in
an interview on Wrestling Observer dot Com with Alex Marvez, noted that he had
suffer six concussions in three weeks doing hardcore matches against Fit Finley and Brian Nobbs.
You would have done that in regular mascul Fit Finily, he probably would
have done that. Regardless, he was told by doctors last October that he
needed to retire because of the brain damage. He said that even though it
was ill advised, he came back. Although he couldn't read a street sign
anymore. He gets nogs and sometimes loses his balance. Yeah, man,
maybe you should have just fucked off from wrestling forever. That probably would have
been good for everyone. Yeah. I guess the concussion protocol cts all that
stuff, you know what I mean? I really got to that point.
Yeah, you know, Yeah, I guess concussions were cool. Yeah.
There, you know, a concussion was a badge honor at that point,
you know. Yeah, Maven was collecting them, supposedly, He's as on
his YouTube channel he loved its memories. I remember or when I got concussed
big style by Snitzky, or he just did a video talking about how like
his steroid uses like set up, like how what he would take exactly like
guys stack on uten. Dude, he has, like he said, the
process where he got it from the names. He has them on him,
like showing them to the screen. I'm gonna write that ship down. So
I got you. I got too, dude. It was gnarly. Uh.
He said it was all prescription though, so yeah, I hear you.
Yeah he said that, like he wasn't told by management to get on
it, but they said, hey, you should get on like some of
that creatin that the workers around you are on. Yeah, I mean that's
natty, you know what I mean? Yeah, that's right, that's real
Rich Beyond, I got the gut damn sack. That's one of my favorite
time Rich Beyond. He's based from The Observer October sixteenth, two thousand and
e CW news. Hey, everyone got their paychecks this weekend, so they
only remained two pay periods behind. That's pretty good. Yeah, that's fucking
getting pretty caught up there. And Paul Hayman's right two thousand and one.
Yeah, there's a lot of heat. But there's a lot of heat on
Masato Tanaka, apparently because he's going to take an XPW booking through sad boo.
I don't know does he ever show? I don't for some reason,
I never remember, and I was watching all that ship if I remember Masata
Tanako on XPW, so let me see it probably felt through. Yeah,
yeah, I mean, like most fucking things, money, what do you
want? Sad? We just wanted to say, I got what the fuck?
The number one? I don't know who it is? Number two?
What is that? Right? I can't he said, I can't pay that?
Yeah, bring him in UH. In w CW news, the status
of Hooven Dude Guerrera in WCW isn't serious jeopardy after five after his arrest after
he went to berserk in an apparent drug induced rage on October seventh at the
Marriott Hotel in Australia, the morning before the Nitro taping in the first shore
of the tour. Huvie was arrested after police officers using UH capsicum spray as
he had stripped himself naked. Okay, I did come spray that well?
They used that on him after he had stripped himself naked and was throwing chairs
and screaming obscenities and threatened to kill himself near the hotel restaurant. That's gonna
be. Officials called police when they were unable to control him at ten forty
am as he was dripping a clothes off at the hotel in front of wrestlers,
patrons and autograph seekers while people were eating breakfast at the hotel restaurant and
swearing and yelling at the wrestlers, including rayma Cereo, Conan, Terry Taylor,
and Disco Inferno. He was also violently throwing punches and kicks at three
out of the six officers who needed to finally take him on the ground and
detain him. So it's fucking pretty crazy, uh, start of the fucking
tour there, it sounds like a good night I mean, what else are
you look at movie? For? The general belief is that Mike Sanders got
a pin on Landstorm at Thunder was a Russo going away present for Mike Sanders
because he was one of the wrestler's closest to Russo during his last days and
Russo figured his days were numbered. So that's very nice of Vince Russed to
do helping out love the average. Mike Sanders started walking around with three titles,
all canadianized, losing in a non title fair. I'm Short DVP didn't
internet posts Meltzer rights. He admitted he went to Russo and Brad Siegel for
a contract buyout and said they gave him permission to talk with McMahon and Jr.
He said he had a great conversation with JR, but he never met
with JR or mcmahn in person due to their tight schedule, and said he
never spoke to McVan directly. Wc'd be wanted him back for the September twenty
fifth Nitro in Nassau, where it was openly talked about that he would return.
He went to Brad Siegel again, said he was willing to be released,
but wasn't willing to walk away from the money they owed him. Eventually,
he said that in a meeting with Brad Siegel, DD proposed that both
he and Kimberly be bought out for fifty five cents on the dollar for the
remainder of their contract, which between the two of them and the remaining years
would be have left close to one million dollars on the table. Would be
turned it down. He said he's expected to be back after Halloween Havoc,
and he'd liked to feud with Canyon. I had no idea that they were
going to just let him go. He probably would have had a way better
WWF run too, if he would have just laughed and joined last before w
CW died. Yeah, yeah, they probably would have respected him a little
more. Yeah, but then again, we also watched that episode like oh
one or whatever, where about the book, so oh no, no,
uh yeah, you're right, that injury and it was fine. We could
talk about right now about that's true. You're right, you might, but
you're probably on a good point there. If he had gone, I imagine,
you know, they, I mean, Jericho kind of got his ass
whooped for a little bit, but even he makes it out the he makes
it on the other side. Yeah, I assume he probably would have been
in there with Steve Blackman and all that shit, you know what I mean,
and all that, But he would have on the other side and he
would have feated with Triple H, would have him and all his buddy's beat
the dog shit out of him. So yeah, you know. In WWF
news, Mark Henry and Big Show are being weighed in every Friday at OVW.
On October six, Henry checked in at three sixty, down from about
four fifteen when he arrived. They won him at three twenty five, but
are willing to bring him back if he gets down to maybe three forty.
Big Show was at four seventy. They wanted him at three seventy five.
That would have been crazy. He was given an ultimatum that they wouldn't even
consider bringing him back unless he gets at least down to four hundred, which
eliminates him at this point from being in the Austin Angle. Big Show had
signed a ten year deal at just under one million dollars per year downside guarantee
because Rickmann thought he had this generation's version of Andre the Giant as an attraction,
and for various reasons, one of which is simply different things get over
in different errors. It just didn't happen. This is the part I didn't
know. There's a clause in both Henry and Big Shows contract that they both
had to be in top physical condition or they can just let them fucking go,
which is crazy. Yeah, I mean, I guess they didn't want
them, you know, fucking slack offer anything. Yeah, yeah, I
guess not, especially because I mean, if you're unhealthy in your big chance,
you fucking die in the ring. Yeah, I guess I can understand
that. Yeah, Big Show didn't care about that though, five four seventeen.
But the other way, you guys want to be five pound monster or
not. I'm allegedly over three hundred and seventy five pounds somewhere up there.
From The Observer, October twenty third, two thousand, ECW has lost its
national time slot eleventh after a meeting between Paul him and TNN resulted in no
new agreement being reached. Vince mcman had given ten and his approval of allowing
E C to B to stay on the station through the end of the year.
However, Easy to Be and TNN had to work out the terms without
his involvement, with existing bad blood on each side over numerous issues, including
TNN feeling entitled to a percentage of the pay per view revenue and I remember
that one. Yeah, and they only received money from last months in November
to remember just now and Easy to Be assertion that they aren't, along with
Easy to Be assertion that the show was never produced promoted. Well, excuse
me, negotiations did not go smoothly. Isn't that crazy? You signed a
deal with here that says that you have to give some of the pay per
view money. No, we don't, And like it is kind of crazy
that, you know, why would you have ec to w on? You
know, I can't imagine it was doing fantastic ratings, but you know,
wrestling was pretty fucking hot. Why did you not promote them? Did they?
Really? Hardcore TV was always better than the Tninshaw it was, Yeah,
I think there was definitely a few times where they had to like last
minute throw a show together because they denied like the night before or something like
that, like that network didn't like cool, it was cool. I did
like the big TNN letters, Yeah, that was cool. Like the set
building stuff was really well done. And honestly, all the episodes were are
like recorded very well. Everything looked very cool. They just didn't have that
spark that that the hard quick stuff did. And it's also probably because as
they were getting to the end of EVCW they were just losing their spark in
general. Yeah they did. They you know, they weren't as because I
don't think Hayman was there as much. No, it was like Dreamer running
the show really right, like yeah, Baba Ray Dudley, Yeah that's right
right, and like yeah yeah. They would bring all the shirts and stuff
the show too, and all that ship and yeah yeah yeah and do all
that stuff. So yeah, I guess how how can you keep your momentum
when the guy that gave you all the momentum doesn't want to be there.
That's kind of tough. The Maryland State Athletic Commission has banned all backyard wrestling
in the States, which I think is fucking bullshit. Maryland, you said,
Maryland said yes, Maryland, so we'll get to remember that we hate
Maryland, claiming it to be an unlicensed sporting event. Violators can be fined
up to two thousand dollars and serve up to six months in jail for running
a backyard joe. That sounds not bad for a gimmick, though, I
was fine. I spent six months in the pin and I'm bad back this
fucking neighborhood on fucking I'll be back at six months for fucking backyard wrestling posiness,
crawling in my skin? The hell? Yeah? Six months off the
pin. Yeah, you know that guy. The Commission has already informed seventeen
year old Greg Skipper, who puts together groundbreaking wrestling shows on Saturday nights,
that they will press charges against him if he doesn't stop putting on shows.
Now are you I'm guessing you aren't familiar. Do you know Greg Excellent?
Do you remember him? I do know. That is Greg Skipper, the
Skipper, and he turned yes, the Skiffer, and he turned groundbreaking wrestling
from a backyard fen into like a real indie and they ran for like years.
Yeah yeah, yeah, because I remember, like near the end of
me watching CZW. I remember groundbreaking wrestling because they've ran in I think they're
ring in Pennsylvania. I was reading as I was like, holy fucking shit,
Greg excellent, got fine, two thousand dollars running a backyard. I
want to just move the backyard fit somewhere else. Yeah, I will go
to you know that's just running in Canada and Sam and Philly. Yeah.
Yeah. A couple of last things here in w c W News, hooven
To Greer was fired shockingly, I'm not really sure why, buds whatever.
And in WAIF News, although we don't have all the details and apparently this
is being done slowly, they are apparently going or at least there as talks
of bringing an off of the Samoan, which is Rakishi's uncle in as the
patriarch of a heel Samoan family. Kind of like the old Nation of Domination
gimmick. It's kind of like the bloodline. I don't know, I don't
want before, which really sets up this review because there is there's a part
of this Rakishi thing that history does not talk about at all. So let's
talk about raw from October ninth, two thousand, all right, So we
kick off this raw with a cold open kind of explaining what's happened over the
past week or so here and a little bit longer really Survivor series. Stephanie
costs Triple Hi the number one center spot against Kurt when he tried to save
steph from Crispin Wah bar Wall put Stephanie off to apron damn. Stephanie then
help Kurt Angle beat Too Cool an attack match because they need He needed to
help. Kurt then asked Stephanie to join him on a permanent basis. They're
going steady. Stephen thanks Kurd Angle for appreciating her, because Triple HS does
not. You're gonna loser. You're gonna lose her. Stone Cold didn't gave
Big Folly a stunner, and Mick said that that embarrassed him. Yeah,
he's He suspends Austin, and Austin says he, you know, I think
you should reconsider and fully says no, So Stone Cold says, well,
you left me no alternative, and then he stuns them again. He actually
gives heat to Mick Foley, which is crazy, which is like, especially
in this are are pretty nuts. I just how over stone Cold is.
Stone could do no goddamn wrong. Well, it's my life in a box.
Dude, Austin walking through the warehouse on fire is like maybe the best
shot. He's the coolest guy. Yeah, they said they had a vision
that was I wondered, like how much it costs for them to shoot that,
like the ship with that and then them fighting with the ring on the
roof that was awesome. They probably cost them more to have this Steve Blackman
match here tonight. It should cost them their lives for fucking god damn fuckers
man, we don't talk about this hour. Raven all right, this is
not kidding, No, this is this is the Raven. I remember.
I don't remember the Tasplex to Kurt being in the intro or Bradshaw clotheslining Billy
Gunn very much, but everything else I kind of remember, Well, there's
a dude in the crowd here once we get into the arena, he has
a stone cold sign with a light on it. Thought that was due.
I wrote that down too. That was like I think it was like he
was trying to like just get attention on the signing that I'll attach this light
to it, and I didn't know it's just be like a truck light or
what it was supposed to be. I don't really know. Look like you
put it on a bicycle, all right, I don't know. Whatever it
looks. I don't know why I thought this when I first watched this,
but I was like, DA would be cool. Tonight started with like a
match it did? Yeah, no fucking way I did. But you know,
match would be cool. You're lucky it was a triple A shot.
It probably was. They ripped up the format before the night started. All
right, we'll go something new. That's true, Well Jr. Says I
mcfully guarantees he will name me a shale who ran down Stone Cold like an
animal lash November. I just watch you guys know mcfolly doesn't know who it
is, and start of the show he doesn't know. You're right, Yeah,
it takes this episode. Even though he had guaranteed that he will find
it out on this show, he just knew. The next two hours,
I'm figuring to the fuck out. I'm sorry, choosing read to people until
they say yes, he when was Survivor series? Is this this is a
year after? Right? Yeah? It was. It was like they had
to come back from everything. Yeah, yeah, okay, Well the crowd
is booing Mick Foley. How crazy is that commission Mick Foley getting booed because
all because he got rid of stone Cold. What is also weird is Folly's
song is also remix. Yeah, it's I looked it up. It's this
one was called Reckless Commissioner. So Folly says that he has a suspect for
Steve Austen's assailant, and he brings out Sean Michael's and his best walker Texas
Ranger out there. Yeah, rainer, dude. So Jerry Lawler says,
Oh, the Internet, a lot of people think Shawn Michaels right over Steve
Auston what his ring www dot com. October night, two thousand, Jerry
Lawler on the Internet looking at all the Shawn Michael's front Steve Aouston allegations that
was ever on my radar. Ever, Sean Michaels was like the last guy
ever would ever expect, Oh dude, And like, I think I just
wanted Sean back. Yeah, I think people just wanted Sean back. Yeah.
Sean comes out, cowboy hat, cut off denim shirt with double titty
pockets and jeans. This was the goat look in October night, two thousand,
man like coming out with the full demim cowboy f fit like, Yeah,
he was rocket host crazy at his hometown of Anaheim, Californios. Are
great to be Tony. I imagine this is not when he looked like when
he met you. The picture I saw, Tony, you guys are smiling
crazy both. Well, that's where James. The picture I saw, Tuny
was wearing your jay Shawn had crazy brown hair. Yeah, I don't know.
There's there's a lot of different variation on one of them. Were like
a fair or something. I think, get a monticle or something, a
lot of money, I think a lot of times it just got a little
crazy. He kept going back in the same spot. That was pretty.
There was one random blonde girl next behind you every time. Is it your
handler? Yeah? She was the one that shut up, said shut the
hell of Can you can somebody edit that girl on the picture for my boy?
He wants to frame this picture. Thank you. Ye get the just
saying this is the picture of me at the at the circus. Oh my
god, Oh my god, he's there. Dude, Tony, you were
in the craziest shot beast baver. Do you remember what the white teeth thing.
You know where they were the long white tea and Tony has a kettle
b girl, it's still there, kept her going into the ground over there.
I'm feeling considered. Dude. This that's a killing machine. That's a
step The two thousand peenis explosion machine. That's what it will be there forever.
Brod. She was in my nightmares. This is getting retweeted, by
the way, It's just like, wow, how did this happen? All
right? It was crazy, man, it was a good night. But
yeah, Sean looked kind of like this in this episode of Raw. Yeah.
Either now he is not ready to come back. Man, he's training
Brian dance and leave his ass alone. Well or not? Yeah, really,
probably wasn't there at all. He was there for the last day.
I'm sure that's how all those schools are. Man. You get a name
to run a school and then they just don't show the last day to take
the picture. Come on, man, Yeah he does, dude. It
was training, wasn't it. Yeah? Yeah, Joseltherio probably was training over
that Shotty trained the whole academy. He's wiping Shawn's hands. He's on the
fairst World back here. I sorry. I saw a picture of like some
dude in the wrestling scene around by area was like, yeah, shrayed by
Sean. And it was just a photo of like a group photo and Sean
was in the front, and I like, there's no way Sean was there.
There's no one, dude. He showed up on the last day,
guaranteed for the shot. Man. That's how you gotta do it. Man.
He watched their last practice match and said, yeah, you guys are
ready. You guys are good to go. Man. I'm not gonna don't
dance to hire you, but you guys are good to go. Good.
Do what you want. Greg Excellent's got a fed I heard it only calls
you two thousand dollars six months of jail. You guys, decide which one
you want to do. We're gonna we're gonna send you asked up to Maryland.
Tell us how that goes on to Marylyn loop. So, yeah,
we got Sean here. Internet. Internet has been popping crazy for Sean.
The dirties and the rumors say Sean didn't they're flying off the windows. Never
did anything, so it could be true. He's never done a bad thing
in his life. From what I just stand. Yeah, of course no,
we got good. He so the Heartbreak Kid is here. Mick apparently
flew him first class game of five star hotel game his old music back.
Apparently they're going to switches music or stuffing, and of course he is.
He's accusing him. Tonight in his best Walker Texas Razor off fit that he
ran over Stoke called Steve Boston. He said, why are you doing this?
Well, he looks like I mean, to be completely fair to Shawn,
Michael's here. He does look like he would run Austin over. But
if it was like horse and buggy, like not a car, I don't
think the Shawn says, did I sneak onto a plane, fly to Detroit,
sneak kid to the Joe lu Arena and run down Stokell Steve Boston?
He said, my head isn't so good. I'll tell you that much,
but I think I'll remember running down a human being. His excuse from maybe
not remembering is that he has ct currently, which you know, Okay,
I hear you, that's probably right. I mean, Mick says me too,
man, I'll tell you be honest, we both probably shouldn't be in
a commission to roll ever in our careers because we both have horrible brains,
very bad. So Seawan says, Mick needs to find someone with a motive,
but it is not HBK. And he turns around and goes leave,
but Mick grabs him and says, hold on one second, I have this
b roll ready for this. I knew you would say some bullshit. I
got receipts. So checking the tron. So Mick shows Shawn two years ago
where Steve Auston beat him at Mania with the Enforcer making a very normal precount
the Enforcer. You remember that? Yeah, I do remember that game was
at sixteen. That was thirteen, right, it was the attitude mode.
No, there was the actual Mike Tyson was in it, but then the
actually wasn't right, that's right, I'm sorry or whatever I would call him.
Yeah, that was the goat man. Yeah, I didn't even look
anything like it. I met that guy. It wasna say. It was
like a two K employee. Yeah it was. And I met the guy.
He was like, yeah, they just used me for the book camp
whatever. They got the Enforcer too, they did that is awesome. Wow.
Yeah, there's some like crazy two K history moments for a lot of
people are probably don't Yeah, people probably didn't know. Yeah, there was
when they didn't want to pay Mike Tyson to be in two K sixteen,
so they just like scanned a guy from the office. He just looked like
Mike Tyson, kind of if you looked at him with your eyes squinting from
afar And yeah, he just put him in the game and he's the enforcer.
It's not Mike Tyson. And they did some real crazy close up shots
too. I don't know why they did that, but no why either,
Yeah, but they were really into it. So but very funny moment.
Looking back on it. Back then, I was like, damn, what
the fuck is going on? You know, especially playing through because they didn't
tell it. They didn't tell anybody that was happening. No, he just
played it. And then you're like, oh shit, all right, Yeah
this is crazy. So Mick says, he mix says he's good tonight,
he's good talking about hiself for a second, Sean, I was talking about
myself a second. He says. He gets asked all the time, what
is Mick Foley's greatest match ever? Why? Many people are asking why is
he why was this a part of the promo. I think he had a
point and then he kind of like kind of came back into it, but
like it's a stretch, Like it was definitely a stretch. Sure, He
says he gets asked all the time what's his greatest match, and he always
thinks that people are gonna say him versus Taker hell to Sell. Sure,
but he says his greatest match ever is Mind Games versus Sean nineteen ninety six.
And then Mick says, when the fans hear him say that his favorite
match ever, his greatest match of all time, Mick Foley's greatest match ever
is he gets Sean at fucking mind Games ninety six. The fans say,
he says, don't remember that match. No one cares about that match.
Come on, you don't remember it was in Philly. Come on, Mick,
you fell off the hell to cell and then through the hell of a
cell and then you finished. Yeah. I don't know, No, I
don't remember that. Or you wrestling Shawn Michael's in poop brown gear? What
do you want? So Mick says that if he crawled out of the hospital
bed and lost to Steve Auston at Mania like Seawan did, and gave him
the two middle fingers double birds that he would have ran over Steve Auston too,
see, not making Mick Foley suspicious at all here by the way.
Yeah, you know what, Sean, I would have ran over stone Cold
if I was in your position. And Sean says, oh, all right.
Sean gets angry, of course, and he says it is time for
the truth to be told. Oh my, he turns out him. He
looked at He says, I was sitting at home watching Survivor series wondering what
the hell did w with the guys getting literally run down backstage. Let's just
sucks it. Sean says. He doesn't like Steve Auston, but it's not
like he hates the guy. And if he did do it, which is
all right, yeah, this is crazy. So Sean says, if I
did do it, you know, it would make me number one in the
spotlight again. But I didn't do it, so it wasn't He would love
to be number one. And you know, if he ran over stone Cold,
he he would admit it, but it wasn't him. But he does
have an idea who it was. He says, there's you know, one
guy that loves the spotlight just as much as all HBK does and I hate
him. I hate him. Has guts and you know what, he's hungry,
he's young, and he's successful. He's got the whole world wrapped around
his fingers. It's not all right, it's daze. Think about him,
Mick. If you smell a lot, oh yeah, just start sucking the
cock. And then he leaves and Jarry says work and Lawler says, what,
Well, he's obviously fingering the rock all right, I've read on the
internet he's fingering the rock right now. You read that in Yet there's a
picture I drew of it. So yeah, man, Sean Michael's is back.
It wasn't Sean Michaels. So he's leaving now bye, it wasn't Shawn.
And he's immediately blaming the Rock for some reason. Well, because he's
at the top. And of course Sean will return and he will take that
spot, and it is time for everything, and hopefully the Rock is not
here, Hopefully he's doing something else so I could have that spot, please,
thank you. So the first match of The Evening Leader versus Jacqueline WWF
Women's Title hardcore match, and please remember that this is the hardcore match of
the night. Just keep that. Yeah, there can only be one.
And James, you said you said it was Leta and Jacqueline. That's right,
Yeah, that's right. Well, so I thought it was Jacqueline taking
on b Real Cypress Hill. Yeah, I've never seen this before. This
is actually like the first time I ever see anything like this. How has
this happened? Yeah? So yeah, I assume they had the overlay for
her theme song, and then I assume that they had the overlay for her
name plate, and then at some point they clicked both the buttons at the
same time and it mixed into one fucked up name plate. Does Cypress Hill
do? No, there wasn't. No, that's Taz's theme song. Oh
dis be Real and Cypress do this Cypris Hill? But it was Doug Superstar.
Oh this is It just feels right without the lyrics. Okay, yeah,
this is before like her you know the song, everyone knows it,
but this is yeah, this is even This is even worse than I thought
I thought. Maybe like it mixed up her theme song play and her name
play. No, this is oh yeah this happened. Yeah, this is
like a rare, especially a rarity at the time. You know, WWF
is like one of the first pioneers of like the a lot of this stuff,
like a lot of the way this ship's filmed and produced, and so
it's very rare to see them fuck up some like this. And it was
fucked up beyond belief. They put that guy into a paper shredder for sure.
He's exploding machine the big time at the because let's seems crazy. It's
like it doesn't even say like be real cypress. It's like all garbled and
like mixed up and weird, like I don't know. It's like missing no
on Pokemon. Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, you fuck up your cartridge.
It's all fucked up here. I'm doing it for the pokemonel care.
Somebody has a sign of Leda's leader from behind with her thong out, and
then there's another sign that said Leita's where's the thong? Where is the thong?
Please? Please? She doesn't have the thong out, by the way,
because everybody knows, of course. Well. It shows Jackie and Leda
fighting backstage last week on Raw, and then on SmackDown it shows Delo Brown
hit the sky high on Lida for Jackie to beat there. One of the
things they did on the raw one where I think Leda was being interviewed and
Jackie jumps her and then they're fighting, fighting, and then Leta throws Jacqueline
off the hood of a trailer. Yeah, and then it was a six
man tag that Leeda hit a moonsat on Jackie was gonna win, and then
Delo hit her with the sky high and Jackie one and thankfully, thankfully,
we will have so much more to talk about with Delo Brown on this show.
Can't you know what? It's crazy here? For a second, I
thought JR called this the lowdown. Now I still think he caught it be
I still think you caught it lowdown. Okay, I think he caught it
the lowdown. And then he also said lowdown as in the team but I
think hewn but the lowdown very confusing, which is fucking wrong. JR.
Al Right, yeah, we've never gotten that wrong. So you get that
right, buddy. Yeah, the Internet saying that you're an idiot, No,
we always get that wrong. I'm sorry, j He will die.
Oh jack you won't meet me at the fair and I'll see you about that.
Buddy, Jackie has a shopping cart full of weapons, which is always
awesome. That's the only part. Remember this from Jackie that might be true.
You never know. It's funny. She came out on the top of
the ramp during her entrance with the chopming cart full of stuff. They play
those two videos from two different shows, and then it comes back and then
she only is now just coming down the ramp. They said he got there
somebody was handout weight. Wait, maybe it was on the trap and she
was just staring up and looked at it. Knew to go. Well.
They start the match off here WF Women's title on the line, and this
one hardcore match. They go, it's actually pretty fun too. They go
to the outside. Jackie hits lead in the head with a pan immediately already
started hotoke like she got obliterated with that pan. By the way, dude,
that was crazy. That was awesome. If it wasn't by the pan,
it's what she gets hit with later. Yeah, they actually got each
other pretty hard here. Yeah, Jackie breaks a broom handle over the kidneys
of leda'ss Jr. Very specific. I know what a kidneys are right there.
Jackie then hits Leeda in the fucking forehead with a hair dryer. Dude
does so loud. It was either like too silly to not pull back,
like she had to make it look real, or she thought it wasn't gonna
be as heavy as it was. But this thing like sounds like a shotgun.
She bopped her crazy, like, yeah, the back of it,
it's like the circle back of it, where like the hair comes in and
out. He's just fucking dude. It was so loud. It reminded me
when Hogan used the ball peen hammer on the rock and the back of the
head for real. For shoot. I constantly think of Hogan using the bus
one of the things I always think about. It just constantly cycles through my
brain. It was explained that to Joe Rogan, Yeah I did it for
real. He's like, you hit him with a hammer. Yeah, I
hit him and then I killed my brother. He said, I could hit
you in the back of that day five nuts. Hogan gets away with many
murder. Just do this, it's fine. So Jackie gets the fire extinguisher
out, she goes use it, but she doesn't pull the pin, so
Leda then just kicks her and stops her from using it feels like me.
Leda then gets the ladder out and sets it up in the corner. Why
and she has a big plan here. Okay, I'm exceeding. Plan is
did fall very falls Jackie with the DDT on a cookie sheet for a two
It sounded loud as fuck, dude. Jackie is like, has a purpose
here. This is a passing of the torch at. She enjoyed this quite
a bit too. So Jackie climbs the ladder. Uh, this feels like
a video game or something. This is like us playing a game. It's
like I brought the ladder out, so we have to climb it. Why
is anyone climbing the ladder right now? This is the second time she climb
the ladder. By the way, they're both all the ladder. Yeah.
So Jackie climbs the ladder. Leda meets her, and then Jackie pushes her
ass off the ladder, and then Jackie climbs down and then climbs up the
other side of it and then goes for a cross body. And missus,
I mean, here a look good. Though you might want to next time,
don't climb all the way down, climb to the other side. I
think for video game style. Leta then use the fire extinguisher that she knows
how to use. She pulled the pin. She hits Jackie in the head.
It's hard. She came with a cookie sheet and the match. That's
good and he retains the title. Fun match. I enjoyed this very much.
I enjoyed this probably more than most of the matches on this show.
What about Ray black Man? They had a crazy hardcore match later. Yeah,
I really like Jackie and Leda. That was very This was a great
one. So I got backstage. China meets up with Deborah. Yes,
they're both very happy too. Of course, China in a Playboy shirt because
she is in Playboy looks at the shirt and says, and what is this?
And China says, what is this? A big seting? What is
this? And perhaps this a big set of boobs is what she has here?
And trying to ask Debra how her honeymoon was, which, of course
I'm assuming it was with Stone Cold The Cold. Yeah, and we were
there for two weeks on our honeymoon. It was great. And she said
I missed you. I wish you could have been there, and China says,
I'll be there soon and she shows off her ring. I don't think
that's how that works, n I don't think so, unless there's like one
big island where everyone goes you don't know. With the honey it's in Hawaii.
Everyone goes in. You don't unlock it until it's time. That's crazy.
Oh yeah, you can get invitation when you get married. I can't
like jump over a ramp GTA Vice City style to get into the wall there.
Yeah. Yeah, it's like cabin in the woods or if you try
to get in or out. It just that's awesome. Guy died and they
didn't die. But what a great movie. Lete me happy that he said
that. China says, well, have you seen Eddie? Dever says Eddie,
and China says, yeah, you know this. He's this tall,
black hair and Mexican. Dera says yeah, and he talks funny. Jesus
Christ, that's my fiance. All right, let's calm down. Well,
Debora says, I didn't see him anywhere. I'm looking for Mcko Folly though,
and trying to says, well, if you see him, tell him.
Looking for him and Mick Folei's down the hall. I feel like these
were all recorded and then like in the same order. Yeah, they didn't
think about where they were putting him or anything, because like the way this
plays out throughout the evening is actually pretty jarring. Yeah, it's especially when
we get to the end. Yeah they right, Yeah, I agree,
I agree. So we go backstage. Deborah has found mcfole's office. She
walks into it very sexily. U and Nick Fole's office is the launching room.
It's a launding room, and his little stuff, the puppy dog is
spinning crazy the logic machine. Like, how don't even know how they do
that? I seriously want to know. That's like talented. How they did
that? How they didn't look over and laugh at it every single time?
I couldn't survived. She was in the other dryer next day. There's a
lava lamp just going on. My spinning was not spinning, it was just
on. It was just in the dryer. That's awesome, super dangerous to
just have a spinning like that, right, Yeah, they weren't really thinking
of lot, Like lava came out, real lavas all up this machine.
This did you all? Right, do you remember like lava lamp? You
have one? Right when you were a kid. Of the course, I
never had one, but I always wanted one. That's sad, sad that
didn't even have a childhood if you didn't have a lava lamp even all right,
skip, Yeah, looked like I had forties with the lava lamp,
you know, walking around like I was in a rap video or something.
Yeah, that's right, because it was just a forty years that's right.
Yeah, I did not have a child. It was just like the lava
in a in a forty and then they told it to you, and then
you'd heat it up and then lava moves around. That's how I think works.
Yeah, man, you wouldn't know, Johnny though, No, that
sounds fucking crazy. Tony. I used to us tolva to breakdown shoom guy.
Dude, me too. Yeah, I grew up a little different,
I guess. Yeah, it's okay. You grew up on the wrong side
of the track. Anyway. Back to the Big Foli's office. Yeah,
yeah, yeah, Nick Foli's in there. Yeah, Debor walks in there
at the camera on the floor shooting up at Deborah. That's very sexily,
is a great one. She was hot. Yeah, I was just looking
at legs I mean, like, I don't know why that was hot.
It was just at the top that was like I still look good. I
really liked it. Yeah, God, damn, what did you say about
So Mick says that he did their relationship of course, talking about Steve Auston
Deborah, this is this is a real thing happened, and then they just
kind of like parlaid it into the show. Yeah, this is like a
part of their angle now. So Mick says that he did the relationship a
favor by sending Steve Austin home because now they get to spend time with each
other. He goes pretty hard into He's like, how is the wedding?
You know, the honeymoon went all right? He says, you know,
wives hate the life of wrestler, and you know, Steve was on the
road two hundred and fifty days a year, and what I'm wondering is due
would have gave him so few more dates than this. He said, you
know, did you hate that life enough to possibly do something about it?
So it was fully saying that Deborah hit Austin with a car to keep him
home, say was also on the road. She was also right fully does
say that Austin was on the road alone. Debra works for the company and
has for years. That commissier fully set it's yeah, you're right, I
guess so yeah. So Deborah possibly hit stone cold with a car to keep
believe that. Okay, well that's insane, and he still walked down the
aisle. Never says is my husband. She gets pissed. Yeah, that's
her husband, and the crop pop huge for it. I don't know that's
the first time they like she ever just like flat out said Steve Boston as
my husband before. I feel like they just made it, yeah, like
this is its official right here. Yeah. It wasn't like their wedding orright
like they're being married or anything. Was like an angle like they never I
don't think, no, not at all. He just said, hey,
you got married. Cool. So Steve Auston is my husband, and I
am happy that my husband, Steve Auston's done you McK foley, Yeah,
I'm so thankful, and Steves On you, I'd regret I wasn't out there
with him, thank you. And Foley says, hey, don't leave the
arena just yet, have a nice day. That is fucking crazy, And
she said arena showed him a call, and now you only got a little
bit more left, So I stay around. I want to want something bad
to happen. Yeah, for real, lovely, if I got back here,
you see this dog? What it doing? So they got back?
Stays trip L's just talking to Stephanie McMahon. I said, matches. Can
we get any fucking matches on the show? Stories? It's all storyline?
Yeah, I mean get the story. I see the story. I trust
me. I know Stone Cooke got hit by a car a year ago.
I'm here, I see it. Well, no mercy is coming out,
which no, Marseille. Well, Trip Blake's teaming with Chris Jericho tonight because
of mcfoley, and he is not happy about that. This is a dumbass
match. Yeah, sorry, I was just letting me. He says that,
you know, last time they were fighting last manute standing matches and ship
and now for some reason they're teaming, Like, are you kidding me to
fight on my best friend xbox? The only redeeming part? Does that?
Get a piece of ben Wa? Sabody says, Listen, this is what
I'm talking about. You need me out there with you. You can't trust
Jericho. Ben wall is a loose cannon and obviously mcfolio is too. You
could utilize my talents at ringside, and well, trip La says, listen,
we've been over this million times. My decision is final. I don't
want you a ring side. It's too big of a risk. And that's
it. In speaking of business decisions, I'm glad you made the right one
and decided to not accompany current angle to the ring on a permanent basis.
And I'll see you after my match. And Stephanie does. It's just raised
eyebrows as triple H leaves. And I mean she never officially said that she
wasn't going too. That's like a politic a little harder. Yeah, Trip,
she needs to xa this angle very fast. A lima pulls up and
they thought, I don't I think it was gonna be Steve Stoke Gold.
They said, oh, it's so cold, he's here. I knew he's
gonna be here. It's a big, old, long black limousine here,
and that's that's Linda McMahon. Dude. I could not believe the fucking eyes
as Linda Ellerb. I haven't seen her. I haven't seen Linda Ellerb in
so long news bro, what a crazy what a crazy time? When's the
last episode? He wat said Linda McMahon, it's been like twenty years.
It feels like it's been a minute. Yeah, yeah, And she just
came to make sure that she wasn't seen as guilty for killing Steve Austin.
She didn't run over, says So Linda Ellerb goes backstage, she meets out
with Nick Foley and she enforced him that the bees are going extinct. You
are, So we have Raven versus Steve Blackman up next. Now why are
you signing because, James, because this is fucking horrible. This is horrible.
This is on hardcore. Come on, it's it's specifically still not come
on, please stated. This is confusing from the jump. It's Raven for
Steve Blackman. Steve Blackman is the Hardcore champion. But this is a match
that Raven challenged Steve Blackman too. And what that match is, well,
it is a regular rules match, and Jr. Says on a hardcore taler
won't be on the line here because Raven challenge Blackman to a contest with regular
rules. Shout a hardcore tanno won't be on the line here. Immediately after
that, Lilian Garcia announced that this is for the hardcourt champions, and then
they started grilling our commentary. You here, Lilian dishes, not a hardcore
title match, you fuck? Yeah. I think that was a rib.
I'll be honestly, I think it probably was. And then they ripped him
and say, you guys got to work non title, non hardcore. Yeah,
man, and uh they these guys need the weapons very badly. No
my god, no no no, no, no, no, no no,
no, non title, non hardcore because he doesn't want to be pigetoled
as the hardcore guy. All right, he's trying to win the Europeans title.
Maybe later on. The European champion is not anywhere near this match.
Yeah, you're right. Honestly, the matches are all out of order.
I'll be honest with you. The way the matches go, they probably should
reverse the whole card, to be honest with you. But that's it's a
discussion for another time. And there's not really a world where I am like
overly excited, like I'm not like Wow, Raven and see Blackman, this
is gonna be this is gonna be unbelievable. But somehow I was I still
left disappointed. Big Sea Blackman guy, he beat anybody. You know that
for real? That's beat up anybody. I wish he for real would have
beat up somebody here, sadly not no, no, no, yeah,
So you like you mentioned Raven requests of the match to be just regular match.
Jared was like telling us why, but then he like stopped mid sentences
and start talking about snow cold again. So we don't really ever figure out
why about the important thing here. They probably don't know. So we started
the match up here. Blackman gets into the outside, Raven hits the fucking
super McDougall over the ropes. I was looking, dude, what Yeah,
that was insane, rotating blanche. Steve Blackman then grabs Raven gut right style
and runs his head straight in the steps. I don't dude, he like
got wrenches him and it was like, Steve Blackman, he couldn't have tried,
Like if he wanted to fucking take out one of Raven's eyes, he
couldn't have done it better than this, because he legit smashes him into the
corner of us the stairs face first. Yeah, that was awesome. It
was something Raven does the patten to dropped to was too Blackman into the steps.
Yes, another patted Raven spot coming off the corner with clothesline, but
uh they missed time a little bit. See, I thought this was Raven
inventing the sling bleed and not. He just didn't have a down fat yet
because he fucked it up. Raven with the gut kick rolling elbow. I
almost fucking turn the show off when I like the kicks. Dude, gut
kick hits the ropes in gelatin rolling Yo, he saw even the crowd started
brewing. They don't even fuck. Yeah, they're always go by of course.
Yeah. So Steve Blackman wins with a bicycle kick now shortly after this
one, Yeah, dude, black Man does down on a backpot he dropped
Raven leap frogged him and the bicycle now rolling a non title, non hardcore
mat Yeah, this is a non wrestling matches here. It's all good.
She hits someone cold a car, so well maybe we'll see brother. Raven
clothes lined him out of the ring after the match and taunts to Booze.
I was like, okay, Raby's heat, that's not the case. Steve
Blackman gets back in the ring, with toys, as Jr. Says,
which makes us sticks sticks makes us even crazier that Steve Blacky's just beating him
up with toys and he's very dangerous to those things. I guess he beats
the shit out of Raven, a guy he just beat. Anyways, I
don't know gun Ki rolling elbow w easy match facts, says say Nick Foley's
talking to Linda Ellerb in his office. Linda says, I did not kill
Stone, calling up promise. Well, maybe there is an alternate universe where
Linda mcman is the one that ran over Steve Auston and it makes me smile.
Very good guys going back and changing this to Linda Ellerb killing the car
and Taz is a passenger for Princess and this is the car together when they
come out to Cypress Hill. Be whatever Linda eller be real episode. Imagine
the power trip of the that would bet you got Stephanie and Trip Blache at
the top and then opposing them as Linda man and no, she does the
bronco buster. I played the mercy. Oh yeah, that's crazy. The
women's slap also women's special slap of course he has of course, well fully
says, I believe you, but I'd be remiss if I didn't mention you
know that I found this and it's a hotel registry from Detroit with her name
on it. What the fuck does that even mean? They just had these
laying around your hotel keys the stated hotels. So that's caused for running over
Ston Uncle Steve Austin. I mean, the whole thing is fucking insane.
First off, the hotel just gave him this registry. Second off, Linda
tells make make I work here, and I was there for the bear of
you do my job. I'm the see of the company. There's no way
he's going to figure this out, right, There's no way. Yeah,
this is he's got two hours. Linda McMahon, legit, says, I
fucking work here, Mick, and I don't think I would take out the
top merch seller in the company h for any reason at all. Ever.
Yeah, well, he said, you know he's a humilitated your husband and
beat up your son, and you know you wouldn't have hesitated to beat up
your daughter, and you wouldn't you combine all those it kind of becomes an
issue. I think this whole conversation I think you're about to be fired and
you're gonna have to go right another book. Does Linda not looking at him
and say, how the fuck are you the comm her here? Out of
here? I'm not doing it though, she shouldn't just ran this whole thing
down. The fuck is this in a loudry room? He idiot, put
the door camera. I know you ass that's gonna be shit. She should
have stuffed him in the lava washing machine. Get a fucking very dangerous and
ship lava lamp and the task comes in and pats from the back. We
got shooteas somewhere Bruna the expects he seen his big fully tumbling around and wash
it's big fully got all the shitty has in a box. He's gotta get
the fuck out of here. Checkers and lava, lambs and cactus. Oh
my god, fucking guts dude, Linda getting Linda and Tass the fun Superstars
turns she did kill Steve Ballston. Yeah, fusiness the fuck out of here,
man, you're fired. She just spits in his face. Ready,
olden Stu slaps him. Fuck you, yes, I mean it didn't go
like that though, sadly, but you know, because they got it wrong,
and that's why they fucking so that's true. You guys are about to
have a rough like long time forever. You haven't even got to two thousand
and eight yet, you alright, let's get that straight. That's what you
should told Mick. I don't know. I just I don't know if you
know how dire things are here, I don't know. If you was made
of night thinks they getting better? See that last match? Why then would
I take out Stone? Called Steve Boston, you made of night bro.
They could have hired DDP instead. He could have been one it don't go
it out have been very crazy. Holy fuck. Yeah, but that didn't
happen either. Fully says, well, since Steve has, you know,
went down, you know who was the top merch seller while he was gone?
And like he says the joke su Linda says, well the fucking rock.
What do you think, just another victim? Oh my god, Oh
my god, dude, you can't have that, dude, Daddy, there's
a good point to the DVP thing. We were just talking about the observer,
where like he was looking to get out of his deal. Maybe they
planned this angle for a blonde guy to hit Stone call with the car and
thought, okay, after a year's dd people be here. He didn't come,
so that's our next fucking okay, uh so, okay, the rock
is not suspect number one. Yeah, Linda didn't do it. The rock
is definitely Why does nobody's expecting Crisp and wah, you're right, you're right.
He's on his way to the ring. Well he's here and he's walking,
he's talking, he's going to office. Watch out. Fuck So yeah,
man, there he is and Xpot comes out with the x Piro.
Jared doesn't the song. Have you did you see that interview? He wasn't
like what song? He doesn't like the xbox xx Yeah, but yeah he
didn't like that. Oh why he? I don't know. He said he
didn't like it. He liked the run dmx d X one better. Which
song is a run? Dmc likes Uncle Cracker too. He fucking Shane McMahon
told him when they were putting X Factor together that they were gonna have red
Hot Chili Peppers do the X Factor song and xbox said, I'll correct,
let you take yours. Shane should have potato right there, dad, Yeah,
you talked about your song Buddy mc mahan adds, that's when the dash
Anyways, we just based on his last name, he's dashmick Man. It's
Dazzy Dash and then see Dashmi Mand. So anyway, this this is a
fucking tag match that we got here, bro somehow, like this is the
crackers off by the way, I do too, It's very good this.
I was impressed here that they were able to put a raw main event tag
match in the middle of the show, like I'm also doing later. Yeah,
like I said, I think, I think like a lot of this
was like set up really badly. To be honest with you, it was
just set up like very stupidly. Well I'm sure the Raby match would be
hardcore two, but they said, dad, we got another hardcore match shot
of offing. So yeah, Xpot got the Expiro, Jericho got the Girl
Tron, Triple Ah got My Time, and Crispin wat was here, So
like you got like the craziest tag match of two thousand ever right here.
This is nuts and Triple H goes to do the water spit and Xbox is
watching his back. That's the story here that Xbox still has Triple H's back
regardless of him being on the other team. Yeah, so Jericho tags himself
in Triple H, gets pissed Ben Wah pushes him into each other. Can
they co exist tonight? Is the question there? Everyone's asking, No,
no, why would they? This crowd fucking hates x POC dude. He
tags in and the like it's the most heat anyone's head all night. They
fucking hate this dude. It's crazy. What did he do? Because he
didn't pick the red hot chili peppers. Let's pretty on the internet did he
didn't have the red hot chili peppers? So Ben was splits the post on
Jericho's ball sack while the ref is distracted. Not the first time or the
last, not the last time you'll see that tonight, I mean sorry.
Triple AS goes up to the top rope, so Jericho then punches x Pock
out of the ring over the ropes, and of course that knocks down Triple
H. Yeah, okay, this is a very very strange ending here because
before that Ben wa German suplex Triple H for a and bridge for a two,
which Ja was convinced was a three. He saw out to three.
I'm not your three count three, No two, And then yes, James
said, Triple hg gets bumped, crotched on the top rope and then he
just falls off the top rope and gets pinned by Ben Wah and not a
single person in the crowd made a noise. So anyone gonna accused Ben Wave
running over Steve Austin yet or why would he have done that when I'm talking
about none of these guys, none of these guys in this match, or
nobody Triple H j X by nobody Triple Well, remember I think we watched
when we're Austin accused Triple H and he said if I would have did it,
I would it told you right to her face. Oh yeah, you're
right. You know what, most of these guys here, they probably were
already accused, and we've already probably x made it, you know what I
mean? Maybe not Xbox though, that's son of a bitch, that's true.
Some one needs to check that guy. So we go backstage. Triple
H goes to mcfoli's office and edging Christner there and Christener pitch is that you
can't bust in on us. Triple ignores him. Wa, he head butted
my wife. He has cost me the number of contender ship and he's busting
my head open. These are three of the most important things in his life.
Me busting a fucking office, but my wife. Oh shit, all
right, Dale, I want him No Jericho handicapping me, no nothing,
no nothing, Me and ben Wah. I want a piece of him.
And he says, I'll give you the match up bi Wah, but not
tonight. It'll be you and Bena. No mercy, man, I got
business to do and no, but what says? I got business to do?
And I guess I'm have to do it at no mercy. He leaves
well Edgin Christian immediately start roasting him the second he leaves the room. I
swore that he was gonna come back and kick their ass. I can't believe.
I can't believe it wasn't written that way. That's actually surprising, because
you know what, Tula was there watching the fucking hit. He should have
came back in and just looked at him and said, did you guys say
something? They said no, yeaesome. Yeah. It says that was completely
uncool with the game, I mean the game. What's up with that?
Who is his manager, Milton Bradley, what's the deal with that? Yeah,
that's what it's all about. Baby Christian says, what a rica zoid.
I am the part cheesie. I love this stupid as game man,
this is this is so good man. This is like, uh we talked
about before. This is like this comedy duo that they have here. It's
like they've never been able to do this again, Like, yeah, no
one's been able to get this right except for these guys. And they're so
willing to be stupid. Yeah. Like maybe because they probably saw Bill and
Ted and like I assume most of the time I have seen Bill and Ted,
which is craezy to me that nowadays people probably have it like it was
a very big deal for a while, be excellent to each other. God
damn it. Yeah, for real, that's what that comes for. I
don't know if you guys n we talked about for it too. You get
Bill and Ted DVD A pizza HU at one time, that was pretty shy
stuff, crestp saying you get Bill and Ted. Yeah, but anyways,
I think they did that very well, and I don't know if anyone has
the ability to do that as well as these guys. So I am the
Parcheesi made me literally have to like pause it, and I was like hold
and fuck his ship. Yeah, Christian says, this whole thing was stone
Cold. By the way, congrats on suspending him because his actions is the
past few years, a few weeks are full of felinocity and that's just yeah,
what he did. You wreaked off rudocity. And Fully is sitting there
just getting more and more angry. He says, guys, fuck stop,
suck it up to me, man, It doesn't explain where you were a
survivors heres and Christian says, well, we were getting ready for our brutal
four way tag matchings. The hardis too cool and the Holly Cousins. Oh
yeah, that makes Actually, that's just we were totally in the dressing.
We've getting ready for our matchin. Chris says, when Stone Cold got hit,
we were with the trainer and it's that's right. And Fully is more
his faces in his hands now. He's just so sick of these dudes,
That's right. The total the trainer can totally back our story. Remember you
gave him that wedgie good stuff, right, Mick, And Mick says he
had good stuff, and Christian says, dude, we're gonna be late.
We gotta get out of here, and Edge says, we get hit.
Sorry, Mick, we got a bail, We got surfing lessons. You
know what. That's right, it is they have civilizens. I mean that's
a true you know what I mean, we gotta that's really shit man,
and well Mix slams his gavel on the desk and a bunch of shit goes
flying everywhere, and Edge and Christian leave his checkerboard. Dude that he does
that all night. Checkerboard hits the gabble on the it's you know, it's
it's the show his authoritaire. So triple As walks into Stephanie's locker room.
I guess it's their locker room, but I'm gonna say it's Stephanie's. Sure.
He's pissed and sweaty, and he cameramentimals died by the way on this
shot, because it's like a long shot down the hallway and then it turns
into the into the room. Yeah, and then he lays on the fucking
leather couch. Come on, yeah, fucking couch out man. Dude in
the hallway, he poured water all over his head. It's like, fuck
man, you girls, little guy so Stephanie says, a lot of it
has been happening. Uh, and it's all started happening when he told her
to stay out of ringside. Just something about something about that's true. I
mean, you know she Uh, she is the boss's daughter. This is
fake. She has the book just as much as her dad does. Triple
one hundred and twenty thousand voters have smacked down their boats. I see Gordon
Buscher gonna do another debate this week. Well, those at Ford's gonna come
to SmackDown and talk to the future of this country that would have been fucked
up beyond belief. Dude, George w On SmackDown Al Gore Man Bear Pig
on TV really flying around. So we have hardy boys versus Lowdown for the
WWF tag titles Lowdown are the best kept secret and professional wrestling. This is
literally sane. Tell tell the people who lowdown is. Lowdown is, of
course Delo Brown and you guessed it. Jazz that was his name. You
guessed it. Let's come on, beaver cleavage. Yeah, this is one
of the goats of all time head banger Mosh, come on man, Yeah,
somehow they're somehow this guy is still here. Somehow this guy is still
here and this is a team that's happening right now that you know. What's
even crazier is that this is not the original incarnation of this team. There
was a third in this group, and it was Tiger Ali Sing. Oh.
They had a whole fucking They had a little run there for a minute.
They had a little they were a little yeah, yeah, yeah,
they're out here. This is two thousands the bash thems. This is unbelievable.
You're right, we talked about a little bit. This is the reverse
Bashions in white the white pants, black pants. Tiger Alie Sing was there.
Shdude, I just got a picture. What the hell? Yeah,
these are the goats? Oh my god? How did this not work?
See this version of Lowdown? How didn't they do something about something with a
sausage or something. I think that was time Sing before Lowdown. That was
him in Baboo. This is fucking insane, Tony. That's a good gammer,
man. Yeah. I like this gimmick that I came up with.
Whether you know you guys are like Tiger Ali's hing. Of course he got
jazz back here. We need to do find something for jazz. We got
we got Jazz. Maybe you know what's crazy, Maybe they had these discussions
and Vince just forgot that his name was Tazz. Hey put jazzz. I
mean, is getting ready for the Linda ellerb run. Yeah you might probably
right, but Lowdown is gonna get this heat tonight in this tag match,
I'll tell you that much. Yeah. So they're completely gone from the Tiger
Ally thing. This is just them. They're two bros in white pants.
Yeah, Delo Brown, no chest piece or anything. He's just hanging out.
Bald, bald, bald. You left, get boobs. We'll be
back later, I hope. So. Yeah, that was a Basham's reference
every much, just in case, just in case. It's a nice spinebuster
on Valery here. I'm not gonna lie though. I definitely thought Chaz was
Sean Morley for a minute. Oh my god. Yeah, I can see
that dude from behind. He definitely looks like bald Hitten. Don't you worry,
Jams. So Chaz and it's the safest burning Hammer ever. Chaz Burning
Hammer mid card match on RAWD Matt Hardy is crazy. I also wrote down
here, Chaz miss is a big leg drop, and then I wrote I
don't know why I'm writing this down. That was a good thing, right,
that's just self observation here, by the way, on commentary, Jerry
Lawler is accusing Jeff Hardy is potentially being the one that ran down Stone cold.
He says, well, first he blames He asked if Lowdown ran them
down, and Jared says, well, neither of them are blonde, because
that was the big thing. Was a blonde guy that did it? And
Lawas says, oh, well, you know, Jeff Hardy, look at
his hair. Is that his hair? You know it's purple blue or something
the night and Jared said, you know, I think that's just Harry's a
free spirit. Jaredson Vallas is, wait a minute, you think he was
originally blonde? Maybe he's hiding his hair color, which is I guess thought
of not a crazy point to make there. If Jeff Hardy was the guy
that right over Stone called, that would have changed history forever. I don't
I don't even know what that looks like, like, what does that look
like for his career? Modish at the top, very wet. Yeah,
So Jeff takes off his shirt and the girls and the crowd, good nut
dude, that is unbelievable. The ladies come out for Jeff Hardy and Jerry
Lawler says that if he took his shirt off, he would get the same
reaction which they would send you to jail. Rise in sexual harassment. Again
the differences right there. He's the best at it somehow. So then two
dudes and all goat outfits. It might be the NWA Ta Chams, I
know. They run down and they pushed Jeff Hardy off the top rope and
then they got damn conquistadors. They Zoidberg walk away. That is fucking yeah.
They pushed Jeff was going for the swanton. They shoved Jeff to the
floor. Then Chazz loads Jeff up on the top rope and low down hit
a frogs flash version of Power and Glory, which was awesome. That was
awesome. Well, the referee is distracted by Chazz staying in the ring as
Delo gets the cover on Jeff, which leads to Matt Hardy giving Delo Brown
a concussion with a leg drop to the back of his head off the second
rope to the top rope. It might be top yeah, well, deaf
and concussion city here and then he rolls jeff on A. Delo and the
Hardies retained the tag titles. I always love the little things in wrestling.
Were like, the ref is distracted by Chazz. Who is He's standing in
the ring a little too long? Get the fuck out of here? Man,
why are you in this fucking company? May get the fuck out of
here? So chas and attacks Matt Hardy with the tag belt after the match,
and they retain their heat. Of course they need to keep Lowdown heat
it up. The Raven could not for what do you? I wonder?
What is the fate of low Down? Here? Does Lowdown have a wigbe?
I'm sure, I'm sure things went great for them going forward. So
they formed a tag team in July of two thousand. They wrestled mostly on
Sunday Night he Inject. Shortly after they formed, Tiger Ali sing joined the
team. They become their manager. The team came dressed towards the ring and
seek attire and took on the gimmick very similar to Tigers. The team was
removed from television after Tiger Ali Singh was injured, and according to Delo,
it was the lowest point of his career. Here, oh interesting, Chazz
and Tiger Ali Seeing were later released by WWE why while Delo was in ov
W Well, none of this, this doesn't all, this doesn't work out
great for any You know, there's one thing Chaz is going to do is
have a good tag finish. Yeah, that's that's true. He dude,
he had a lot of them too. So we go backstage. Mick Folio
is playing checkers with Al Snow. Al, you're telling me I'm playing checkers
with Al Yes, indeed, what he's wearing a blonde wig. Uh so
he just looks like a snow He's wearing a blond wig. Where he's Al
Snow wearing a blonde wig. And as you know, someone blonde right over
Steve Boston, so always gotta be him. It's gotta be him. I
mean, I would totally believe that I would blame him, and I would
call the cops immediately and have him sent to the lowest part of jail as
far Alic Snows says that he's wearing the wig because he's representing Sweden at night,
and uh, Folly says, yeah, you probably did it. You
know, I know you at it. Yeah, Al says, you know,
it's a country full of blonde people. And know I wouldn't be wearing
this wing dunca Shane for noticing though, which is thank you, and Folly
says that's German. And now you said it wrong, and Al says,
don't get anal about it now, and Folly says, well, uh,
you know the criminal. Oh yeah, he said you were sending subliminable messages
to me that you could be the criminal. Dude, this was the worst
segment of all time. This is this is horrible, not this is like
the opposite of Edie Christian. Yeah, this is fucking horrible. Man.
Maybe the criminal wasn't a blonde person but a person wearing a blonde wig.
And Al says, your inside as usual continues to amaze me. Do you
know who also has a lot of wigs? And Folly says, no who,
and Al says, I don't know. I was asking you, And
then Folly says, get the fuck the fuck out of here. That's the
fuck out of here. Man. He says, you gotta match next.
And if I was you, I'd be changing that seems theme songs, so
it makes some sense. I don't know if that sounds inside. I'm not
sure what that was about. Yeah, And as it fades the black jackos.
Who done it? Mick who? I hope at some point during this
that Jr. Got accused. By the way, Yeah, that'd be awesome
because I didn't need to see what that looks like. So next up we
have All Snow versus Test for the Europeans Championship. The hits are constantly good.
I'm telling y'all, y'all tripping crazy. I can't, I can't believe
this was this was here when we when we picked this show, James,
do you remember what you said? No? What did I say? You
remember? He said, let's watch this one because I know there's just gonna
be a bunch of fucking bullshit, right. So Europeans Championship Match, Ali
Snow's a champion. All Snow comes out of here and he's representing Athens.
Grease tonight, of course, and he's got the the doo Wop theme with
the T Birds jacket and a picture of John Travolta and Olivia Newton. John
and head has big hair, you know, because Grease, when the joke,
when the joke is so on the nose, it's not funny, Grease,
dude. I just think about like when I think it was you,
Johnny or somebody were reading, was observers or something. Whenever Al Snow came
on, the ratings went down. That's probably this is probably an accurate thing
that was right on the show. I agree, So, yeah, that's
what happened here. It was Grease, Dody. Holy shit. They hold
the picture of them. Hey you got you know the songs they sing on
there? Regals on commentary by the way, they're asking them, hey,
you've seen Grease, and Regal says no, man, no, I'm waiting.
They got Deuce and Domino coming up in a few years, so the
bash them happy about that. Dude, kids are dire. Somebody has got
to do something. So Tricia is here and she's with Test. Did the
cowboy hat? That's pretty cool, dude. Did you see the TENA shirt
the Test is wearing. It's amazing. It's like a It looked like a
concert shirt. I was like, this is the coolest shirt ever. And
I don't know if anyone's ever bought this shirt because it was awesome. Yeah.
I can't believe this matches this late into the show, I'll tell you
that much. That's yeah, I can't believe the match show fucking sucked.
Man, this match is awful. No, come on, horrible, horrible
backs Sem and this fucking siger go on, this is dude, think all
the moves that they were sucking doing. Man, take this ship man,
dude, Regal, I just wanted to have a good raw. I just
wanted to watch some good matches. Man, that's not fucking happening. October
two thousand, dude No. On commentary, Regal is railing Als No.
Two. By the way, he calls him an ignoramus and Jerry says he's
not that. He's a bitch, he's a bit. We hate him here.
I wish he would go away and die. Yeah, so we want
Puppy's chance because you know who the fuck cares about? Why? Because strategy
big old slammers right right, Sorry, I didn't have any calm slammers.
I poized. That is unbelievable, Jr says. Jes says, I'm gonna
ask you one question, mister Regalrigo says, yes, of course. He
says who ran over snow coast box and Regal also blames the rock Jr is
the most writer die for his friend's dude ever, Yeah, you're right,
even more so at the end of the show, which is even funnier.
Al Snow tries to use head but Trish stops him. Test runs over and
accidentally his Trish. Al Snow then used his head on Test. The crowd
booze. No one cares. Everyone's pissed the same, thankfully. Well,
Test does hit the big boot on Alan. It does look good. That
was my happy part of this. Man kills him with the big boot if
he was awesome, but it only got a two count. And then fucking
Test hits the test bomb also for a two count. Uh. And he
hits some of the full Nelson slam also for a two counts and Test is
a fucking loser. Just sucks man's moves work. How is Al Snow with
head beating Tested with Trish? Yeah, come on, crack, this is
this is triple h That is most fucked right now. He just playing,
He's playing with his money, man, come on, yeah, you're right.
I don't know, man. I think I supposedly also did not like
Al Snow, but maybe he'd disliked Test a little more. At this time,
Well, William Regal has smirched, damn it. Backstage, China is
waiting for Eddie in a room. She has the icy title in her hands,
and Eddie walks in and China asks if if Eddie forgot that they have
a match they have to get ready for tonight? Is his explanation is tremendous
here, it's great defense. It's maybe the best. Is the most real
answer we've gotten all night. She says, why did you forget we got
a match? He says, look at me, does it look like I
forgot we have a match to night? Money? Come one, ready to
go? Where's the trust? Yeah? Come on man, China says,
listen, I know we're only fighting two members of the right the censer,
but we can't take just lightly. And he said, when I've ever let
you down, I do it all for you. I give it you my
whole world. Where's the trust? Try and says listen. Trust doesn't have
anything to do with this, and Eddie says, yes it. What do
you mean We're supposed to be getting married and you can't trust me? And
he snatches the Interconal title and says, you know what, I'm ready to
go to the ring. And if you want to go to the ring,
well then come with me and I'll see you at the ring, all right,
I guess I'll be at the ring. Okay. So road Dog held
a dance contest at w w F New York. My man, dude,
this is an insane line that he has here. Road Dog says, got
birthdays happening in New York City. Already said I got my nutrition by sucking
by mother's titty. I said I wasn't gonna say that. Sorry about that.
Whoops going crazy with the world. Say yeah, two thousands were different,
but you got that no more? Yeah, sucking on mud as diddy?
All right? Cool? Yeah, road Dog does that? Should not
there just videotape for TikTok to lose where word dude every time he tweets.
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hitched uncle. So now it's time for Eddie Guerrero and China versus val Venus
and the good Father. We'll get any matches that I want to see.
Match, dude, you go to your God and you ask for a better
match. Now, So Eddie and China come out, and I guess they're
fine. I guess whatever we saw for the whole show, Sure, it
doesn't matter. You know, when it's time for business, you gotta fucking
snap in. And they got a tag match in front of them. Now,
I believe that first this was meant to be val Venus and Stephen Richards
with the good Father because Lilian says this. Lilian says that the good Father
is the manager of this match. But no, it is not. It
is it is. It is val Venus and the fucking good Father in this
matchup. And it's a rough knight for Lily. I guess. So,
man, she's getting ripped crazy after the show. I bet yeah, she's
not making the hotel. No, it's gonna be a tough night. So
Eddie and val Venus are fighting, and then GTV pops up on the j
D. It's so loud, It's so fucking loud. It's unbelievable. It
shows Eddie in the shower with two victors. Night Mama, Mama, I'm
sorry, that's what they say. And it's Victoria and of course everyone's favorite
Mandy. Who the fuck is Mandy the Hoe Blake? You know? Oh
wait, I looked up WWF Mandy the Hoe and god damn it, she's
got some fucking backstory here. Nice. She made her and Victoria made their
debut as ho for the Godfather, and then when the Godfather turned heel,
he turned his back on the Hose. Mandy and Victoria began a save the
Hose campaign and then this led to them being attacked by the Right to Censor
uh. And then they returned with Rakishi and began as acting as valets for
Too Cool uh. And then the GTV thing that we just said happened,
and then she was these girls that's crazy. Yeah. Then Victoria said I'm
actually going to become a good wrestler. Set well, oh, there's actually
follow up to this. I have found both of them in Eddie's locker room
a week later, were they apologized to China. China accepted their apology,
then closed the door and beat them off off screen. And then Mandy was
never seen again and released in November. No, come on, what the
run though for Mandy? Well, it shows Edding in the shower of both
of them in ja. Oh my god, Oh my god, come damn,
I bet that blonde ho hitch don't going to card she's blonde Tony.
So Eddie is now cheated on China with Victoria and Mandy shower style. Yeah,
which is crazy. And then uh, China then proceeds to sit down
on the stairs now for the next five minutes straight. Hey, good camera
angle. Though it was a cool camera angle. It was cool the first
like thirty seconds. I agree, there was no reason why that they couldn't
have done that. And then the right to censor hit their right to censor
finisher and Eddie loses. Oh now you want to bury Eddie Guerrero. Well,
he fucking loses anyway. And the worst part is he loses the val
Venus. So China sits down the stairs and RTC beat Eddie Guerrero's asked for
five minutes straight. Dude, they run train on Eddie Guerrera. Legitimately,
they literally think the camera here, they keep the camera on China here,
and they want her to like emote and shoe emotion. Here, she's just
little sad. Even good Father brings Eddie over to that corner and says,
you want your boy here he is, h Yeah, Valvias pins Eddie with
a blue thunderbomb and it's the lazy like wrestle me in the two thousand video
game version of the It's fucking bad dude. Yeah really, I mean,
really, what you think about? Who the fuck cares of Eddie? Get
his tallywager sucked? All right? You know what I mean? You let
this dude lose the Valvenus that's worse like China. Get the fuck in there.
Come on, look, Eddie cheat on her. I hear it.
I understand, Okay, I understand, but you also have to fucking understand
Valvenus. Yeah, come on, couldn't like taken Valvenus off about the good
Father pen him. I would have been art with that. And then you
know what's tough, man, Valvinus breaks your neck China. So I mean,
really you probably should have did something here. Yeah, and then you
have to do that fucking horrible little say shitty angle, yeah, shitty angle,
and you could have stopped going back. Get the fuck up, come
on, so RTC then grabs China. Davie Richards gets in there, but
China low blows Stevie and then mister as makes the save and a what is
he wearing? I don't want to know where he Where did he come from?
Do you think this was like an angle they just planned and Billy just
didn't have gear? Oh maybe he fucking just came back from hitting Ston't go
on a cock blonde. He's a tall dude. Man, He's a tall
bastard and a crazy shirt and slacks. His hair is all fucking nuts.
And he makes a save, fucks up our TC and then hugs China and
the crowd is very happy about this. What Michael Clarke dunk, No,
he's he's not He's actually in New York. He's you know, Oh yeah,
you know what. I would have fucking ask about dad. So we
go backstage. Crash Holly comes up to Mick Folly, who was on the
payphone. Who yeah, they that was just like like there was no reason
for him to be on the pay phone. He was just on it,
like yeah, fully of course, ass Crash where the fuck he was?
And fully says, oh, you know, I talked to your cousin hardcore
over the weekend and crashed it. Oh did he say hi? And Mick
says, well, he said he was gonna kick your ass. But listen,
I can't all notice, you know, letting that blonde hair come in
and crashes. You know, I figure there's too many blondes around here.
No, really tall, angry, really bad drivers, if you know what
I mean. No, I don't know. I don't I don't know what
the fuck you mean. Michael Clark, he crashes, Canna go and he's
Mick says, yeah, you're going on a little guy guy. He comes
up to him. Next. Scotty is here, as James said, and
mixes Scotty A and I didn't have a chance to ask you what you were
doing when Stone Cold got ran over, and Scotty says, I had nothing
to do with it myself. The Grand Masta and Rakishi were all backstage.
Oh nine long mixes. What were you doing backstage? And Scott says,
well, we were waiting for the Rock to finish this match and we could
body and Mick says, well, the Rock's name is coming up an awful
lot tonight, and Scotty says listen. I'm not saying the rock kind of
done any thing, but I'm just covering my own tracks. This is a
pivotal point right here. This is mega foreshadowing that no one, no one
knew about. So you're backstays. China is leaving the arena, crying,
no, come on, come back baby. Yeah, and he's trying to
talk to her. Hey, come on, it's not even that serious.
Really, Yeah, the hosill be nothing to me that she loved to respect
him. But then she takes the ring off and throws it at him.
Yeah, China says, I'm not a hoe and I'm not a fluzi.
Yeah. He said we're gonna get married, and China says, this ring
was the most important thing of my life. She throws it at him.
I never want to see you again. Eddy's on his knees as she gets
in the car and say, please don't leave me. I'm nothing without you.
China says, you already are nothing, Eddie. You lost the valves.
We all saw that one. And then she drives off very fast,
and you know what, and now I'm thinking quickly she always back here.
So Eddie turns around after she rides away and tries to find the ring that
she threw because he wanted it back, of course. But of course mister
Ass is here. I just wanted to tell everyone that they were called.
And mister Ass, he's not He's not Billy, He's mister that is like
his official wrestling and you will respect this comes to the save of China,
mister Ass. The guys gonna be save. And he is here, and
he's it pans up to him and he says, you dumb faster. It's
like the worst thing that ever happened that Billy's ever seen happened in his life.
He says, you just lost the best thing in your life ever.
What two cheap ass host Come on, man, damn hey, come on
man, Victoria made all right? He's he says, picked that cheap ass
ring. Back up, good, back to the podcast, get your tweets
back. Holy yeah, it's fucked up, man, And I was lost
of Alvenus. Can you fucking calm down for me? Bro? He says,
I promise you as the closest you will get to her again as long
as I'm around. Come friend day essay? And you know, Eddie begs
off, and then Billy turns around. To leave and to walk away,
and and Eddie picks up a bottle off the ground and breaks it over the
billy Billy guns. That was awesome, annihilate it was awesome. I love
that. Yeah. And then he just picks up the ring and leaves.
I mean, mister ass, you know he dud fucking sticking his mother and
mister ask out of here, leave me alone, mister, as mister ass
is all over me, did you get along me, mister rick Man,
mister and fucking to follow a straight order, I get to mister ass.
No, it's his name is misters. So now we have the main event
of the evening, which is the Rock and Rakishi versus kr Angle and Kane.
Everyone whoever was in the fucking room writing this show is going fucking the
hell. Yeah, man, I see Kurt Angle and Kane. I was
dude, what are you talking about? That that's hot? Somehow the truth
Wage match in the middle of the show was more of a main event than
this one. Well, now it is a good time to let you know
that this was my deadlock plus ten I'm the Night. Oh my god,
I have breaking news. Oh my this match was my official deadlock plus the
Night unbelievable. Trump you want this match. I didn't watched his match.
It was my plus ten, but it was my background noise match of the
night background. Wow, that's another level. Wow. I had another table.
I was browsing Twitter. Whatever you go. Shit, Wow, that's
that's even more insulting to a match. I like that. Kane comes to
the ring and immediately kicks Kurt Angle's ass. He's on his team. I
guess there was some issues with it. They didn't recap this in any videos.
They didn't show us this at all. I guess Kurt had hit Kane
with a chair. Well, he does the Kane pyro and Jr. Says,
my hands on fires the ring post. So I guess the ring post
was fucked up too. They weren't shooting it though. So Rakishi comes down
to the ring and you look fla. That's why everybody understand is supposed to
be the next up guy here. And the Cane kicks his fucking ass too.
He comes out the two goals of music still by the way, so
kis He does have a very serious look on his face though he's trying to
tap into his inner deadmin the last right, so rockhead to come down here
to get his big pop Steve Boston style. He stole. He stole the
Steve Boston pop too, that's true, Steve and I here, so he's
gotta get it. Yeah that much? Now, why not? Because the
bit so Kane hinlock. Dude, okay, a couple things here. You're
right, chinlock is chlock. This is okay before the chinlock, though,
dude, it's even worse, not even worse. The chinlock is horrible.
But Kane doesn't close on the Rikishi, and Rikishi does the most half asked
Rakishi set he's not out of that. Yeah, and then yeah, dude,
I I'm plus tenning. I'm plus tenning. And I get to a
point where I see Kane laying on the canvas, uh you know, snuggle
style with the rock and like you know, he big spoon Kane and he's
got a chick inlock on the rock. And I said, well that's I
said, all right, I'm gonna see what's going on because this is fing
weird. Usually don't see Kane like this. And it goes on, and
it goes on. I said, well, this is this is bad.
And then the rev starts doing the three count arms thing. On the rock,
I said, this is the big Red Machine is doing Shitlock Sums responds
this remitans, I'll tell you that much. What the fuck is happening here,
James. I can't believe it, Kane Chilock, Dude, when you
said that. I don't know if you said that in the chat or you
said it to me when I joined the call, but I like the anger
that I had when I was watching this absorbed back into my bloody Yeah.
Man, absolutely fucking crazy. Maybe he gets some time in here, Succa.
I got no moves, no fuck the moves, no moves. So
Kurt Angle and Kane get back into it again. Yeah, Kurt tries to
go for a tag finally, and so Kane walks over and goozles him and
choke slams him off the top rope and then sock that was crazy, and
then he leaves. And then Rakishi walks over to Kurt Angle and drops his
big Kurt Angle's chest crazy style. Oh my god, big, this is
the next up guy here, my chess. He's very concerned and confused backstage
at this, By the way, that's crazy, Like he drops his ass
on curtain wins and it cuts the stuff. He's like, hey, you
know what those Yeah, So mcfoli's music hits and he comes out, and
now it's time to get to the segment. Everyone doesn't know. I'm sure
everyone knows what the rock says about the segment, but we're gonna talk about
the actual segment itself. Okay, yeah, So do either of you remember
this like this? No, dude, I'll be honest with most of the
time, I remember this angle. I remember the rock talking about the same
roast rock. Yes, I did it for people. Show up you weary.
Yeah, it's just probably better that way. If you don't want to,
you want that spoiled for you, don't listen to this because it's how
to get crazy. This is truly unbelievable. I can't believe I don't remember
this at all, and I and history does not look at this as what
it was either. Uh So fully comes out and he says, I've come
here, you know, out here in the past, and I made wild
accusations, but that's not gonna happen here tonight. I promised to deliver the
person who ran over stone cold, and I will. We've been watching him
doing this all night. I don't know how he fucking figured this out.
It's it's time to start throwing wild accusations out. Don see if I could
get this right. Yeah, it's time to get a conviction by any means,
he said. My announcement means, he said, my announcement will conclude
an undoubtedly the worst week of my career. And unfortunately, which is crazy.
You got thrown off the holl A cell jokeslam through it. I guess
that's not a big deal anymore. I don't know your team with housno how
to wrestle him. I mean, there's been way west that was here,
he says. Unfortunately, all my evidence points to you Rock and Rock with
his crazy forehead and hair, very confused. I love this guy like you
wouldn't believe this is pure Yeah, yeah, exactly, big forehead, huge
forehead, unbelievable for them, No mercy forehead. I respect that with that
crazy so I respect that well, fully says. Rocket was your rental car
that ran down Stone Cold. Only your fingerprints, only your DNA were found
inside of the car. That's weird. One NA tell you somebody stole my
car and drinked off in Yeah, it's weird all over hell. But what
about this, James. Hell, a pair of the Rock sunglasses were found
inside the glove box. Oh, it's got to be the Rock. It's
gotta be him. And the sunglasses really put you in there crazy, not
the calm all over the Stary Brothers, the sunglasses. It didn't taste like
yours. Rock and I'm know and Alan knows was a big fella. Well
it's la big Man stated. No one else had as much the game to
stone Colds departure. Did they rock stone Cold out of the way? Who
sold the T shirts? Who picked up the media appearances? And who got
movie roles? And Jay don't tell me. I don't want to believe this
game. Did he not mentioned the WWF Championship? No, he doesn't book
and TV shows and movie roles not. Yeah, the Rock is holding the
way all right, bord thing. Yeah, we'ren't jumping the shark now,
like this is crazy sales and ship. I didn't even think of that,
James. They don't mention the title once. It's not even like a That's
why Rock would have done it, because he wants to be champion, know
he wants more money. Well, Mick says, you have not fooled me.
Rock and therefore right here in Anaheim, California, not the fucking time
on man, they're booing you earlier. Yeah, man, he said,
Well, he felt bad. He had to get one more, he says.
In the case of Who Ran Over Stone Could Survivor series, Mick Foley
finds the Rock not guilty, and he says, it was fully really looking
to take a step back for a second. We really looked at it.
The who the fuck did you just leave everybody here a problem? The fuck?
He says. But if you didn't do it, who did? And
I'm gonna tell you who did? And he steps back a little Bitny points
to his left. He says he did, and he points out Rakishi,
who was standing against the buckle, very sweaty and blond, and uh,
he's worked a crazy good match. Well, it worked a match he was,
he participated in a match. Folly says, I hadn't figured out until
Scotty too hot. He said something about hanging out backstage with Rakishi. God,
damnit, Scotty fucking blow it. Come on, man on the show?
Are you here? Yeah, dude, your catering must be crazy,
and Foley says, hell, Rakishi, you weren't even a part of Survivor
series. You hadn't even debuted on television. That is fucked up. Why
did you say that? So Rikishi before he debuted hit Stone Cold with a
car, that's yeah, you know Tash hadn't debuted yet either, mean,
yeah, start looking at that. Linda McMahon has a license and she you
know, if I'm I'm throwing out crazy accusation, it was DP How do
you argue that? I mean, really, Bryan Clark, you're looking at
that guy, Horace Hogan, you know maybe well, yeah, Paul,
he says, who's close up to the rock to go inside his dressing room
and reach inside his bag and get his keys. And he said, this
is a fucked up accusation. Here he said the mirrors in the car were
configurated to not just for a large man, but a very large fat off.
He doubles down. He says that very large man is you? Fuck
you man, I'm gonna hit you in a car next. He didn't send
my ass tovib What the fuck is rubble with you? Man? I'm fine,
good, I mean, and fully says. The only thing I don't
know is is why says I'm shocked. I'm stunned Rikishi, why this is
a very quiet Kishi takes the mic and he says, okay, I did
it. The second he is not ready for whatever run they're a ready.
This is a damn no. Yeah he said no, and the crowd like
they react a little, but it's not like uproar or anything that. It's
kind of like a oh, all right, and Jared said damn it and
the rocks looking at Rikishi confused. And this if it wasn't the first line
that did it, James, it had to have been this one, because
Rakishi says, in case you didn't hear hello, I am I did it.
No, it doesn't get a bigger pop or anything, dude, it
was it was so everything he's saying isn't like really long pause like crazy.
It's like Ray Orton he in case you didn't hear me, I admit I
did it. I ran over Austin. I ran over Austin. Okay,
he says, and you ask why, and Jessy, damn right. It's
like it's like someone told him what to say. He just literally just said
what they told him to say. That's a great way to put it.
It's like he just memorized lines and said them as they were written. Yeah,
like this word got a crazy pop like, Okay, I did it.
I'm the one that ran over stone Cold Steve Austin with your car.
Rock. It was a better problem. I believe you did it, James,
James, I ran over Austin. I ran over Valvenus today. Think
about this. When's the last time you ever heard cut a promo? I
don't even remember, like any other problems he's ever done entire probably cut some
some after this, I imagine, because they I mean before, like he's
not a promo guy. I don't think really not he ever talked a yeah,
big ass and he sat on people and put it in their face.
Easy w man. Well it's not enough for us. We have to turn
him hell and have bad man hits stone Cold with a car very large man
of course. And Rikishi says, I didn't do it for me. No,
ass off the hell in a cell. Now take her get him.
I didn't do it for me. No, I didn't do it for me.
I did it for the Rock. No, it's not like that at
all. Better promo about Rakishi cutting a promo. I did it for the
Rock. I did it for the Rock all Right, says you see,
Rock, I took the keys out of your bag that night, and when
I went to go check into the hotel, and when I jumped into the
car, I saw stone Cold Steve Awston standing in the middle of the parking
lot, all alone, and suddenly everything flashed right through my eyes, right
through his eyes. I'm surprised they let him like monologue about this. I
would have been like he was painting a picture. James. Yeah, it's
like you know, I admit it. I fucking ran over stone Cold.
Steve Auson arrestless mantles man, big ass out. It's sweaty and stinky,
got in jailed. Now. So in this story, Rakishi was going to
his hotel and saw stone Cold and something inside of him snapped. I didn't
care anymore. I don't care anymore. Something could side of me, and
he just hit Stone Cold with a car. Now everyone probably remembers up to
that point. Let me let me also tell you this much. They did
the serial raw right, Yes, why the fuck didn't they save the rest
of this for like SmackDown? Well they SmackDown. Is stone Cold is gonna
have something to say about this? He wouldn't, but wouldn't have been cool.
If Rakeishi came out and he did all this, he said, oh,
why he's doing all this shit? And if Steve Austin like yeah,
like he said, like I'm the one that ran for Austin, then you
got to tune in to smacking why So then out you could have sold it
saying like oh my god, there's no put him over crazy. We wouldn't
have to hurt a bunch of shit you don't remember a rock face would have
sold it. Yeah, we would have went to SmackDown, right, Rakishi
could have been like, I did this, I did that fucking glass break
Steve Austi, he's kicking the shit out of me, right, and like
that makes a lot more sense. But now we're not even close to done.
No, no, no, we're halfway there. So everything that's probably
what everyone remembers. I did it for the rock I hits don't go with
a car. Rakishi then says, you see, w WF has always been
all about the great White Hope Jr. Says what what is this? I
was very What do you mean by that? Rakish? She says, you
know, I'm talking about people such as Buddy Rogers. He pauses each time
here so these guys can get a pop, Buddy Rogers, people like Bruno,
Sam Martino, people like Bob Backland. These aren't great reactions he's are
getting. By the way, I don't know why this is a line up.
I thought he said great white Pope, and I was like, were
these guys popes or something? And I went back and I listened to it,
and I was like, hope, okay, people like Hulk Hogan,
who still is in WCW at this point, I believe right or was he
gone, no bachelor bea chapter? Oh okay? And Hogan gets a big
pop, and Rikis said, and now people like Stone Cold Steve Austin.
You see, the WWF has always let the Island boys in, but we
were always held back. Hell back? What did she? What the fuck
are you doing? Fuck is your proud? But the Rock and Rakishi are
in the main event tonight. What the hell is the problem? Make it
out. The Rock is one of it was decorated fucking athletesians yesterday and you
got a big as. The best part is he starts off other people.
He's like Jimmy Supervi, snuckery, stuck up, bona fide, the whole
favor. Yeah, before he killed that guy, he was like, didn't
you number one dude? Like you see a Pok was like, that's what
ud. They were all about him. Yeah, they wanted the Nasia domination.
But with Samo and stuff, right, that reminds me a lot of
something I just can't put my finger on. It could be anything. Rakishi
says, listen to me, Rock, and I really want you to listen
to me. We're fucking we're trying to listen. By gotta just let's go,
come on, we got DV time remaining. So I'm talking about the
people like your grandfather, well respect the Man High Chief Peter Mayavia. He
could have became a dobinative champion, but no, they held him back.
People like Jimmy super Fly Schnuker. He's got a son, by the way,
don't wor let that he's only come up. He could have been a
dominative champion, but no, they held him back in people like Alfa and
Ska Samu and a Tonga kid and they were all held back. So you
see, Rock, I ran stone cold over and I did this for you,
and I don't expect any favor from you, Rock, I don't expect
no favors or no payback before. I want all you people to know all
around the world, I'm setting to records strate that the Rock did not have
a damn thing to do with this. I take full responsibility. So again,
really later on super Thick here that Rock had not like they know,
like he could have probably put a little blame on Rock. Was the first
time, why do you say I did it all? Yeah? I did
it. Yeah, that was me. I didn't everything. It's the first
time I've ever in the Rock, not like quit back at something. Yeah.
He just stands there, confused at the sun the whole time, because
I think I think the TV time right now, but I definitely think after
he finished, you grab the mic and said, after five or your big
fat ass is stinking up here in Anaham, California. The Rock doesn't need
your help. You though, I'm wearing Patty rock keish Yeah, Rakishee continue,
he says, and you know what, Rock, just you being who
you are today is good enough for me. By drive, dude, Rakishee.
He's looking at the w w F champion. The ws champion is right
here, and he's some owing and and he's like one of the best wrestlers
in WWF history. He's the most over guys ever of all time. Ever,
he literally takes Steve Austin's spot and then never gives it back. He
doesn't have to because yeah, he legit never gives it back. So like
you're telling everybody like he's doing, need to do this, sup, Jimmy
super fuck that guy. Well, the Rock would never be champion if The
Rock never or Ifi never had ston't call to car Yeah, Rikishi, in
his mind, Rock is not the champion. Nothing happened before this that ever
made the Rock popular. Yeah, that he did that. He said,
just you being who you are today is good enough for me and our people.
And before I go one more time, they ran over girls, Steve
Auston, And to tell you the truth, I'd do it again. Dude.
Three times he's had to say that he did it because the crowd had
already up because it dude, the guy with the ass, the big he's
big, fat ass guy is did this just the fuck Hey guys, this
one more time. I just want to make sure ever hurt me fucking ran
over Steve Auston. Hello, Hello, and Jr. Drives his very best
to try to fucking put some heat on this guy after he starts going off.
I can't believe this. Rock Kishi, the assailant, Rock Kishi,
the perpetrator that ran over Stone Cold, You shun of a bitch, you
ran over Austin. What is Rickishi thinking? He almost took a man's livelihood
away? How is Austin supposed to take care of his family? That son
of a bitch is gonna have hell to pay. I promise you, I
swear to you that on SmackDown, Austin's gonna gut and quarter on. He's
so it's always Linda McMahon, and they did. It would have been such
a better reveal. Holy shook it like like task killed Stone Cold like tasks
like I don't want it? Did it product? And he says, oh
my god, it was just me. It wasn't just me, It was
my family because the family, Oh my god, god, dude, we
live if we left rown that cliffhanger with Linda coming out with the she stayed
on the entrance. Austin was just another victim. Austin was just another victim.
Good evening. Maybe you did find my hotel receipt, but that was
for task. That is unbelievable. Ty oh my god, shit McMahon on
the receipt. But it was Taz McMahon, you know, Mick esme,
Taz mcmah best Mick. How about a little vehicular man slaughter that is fucking
beast. Yeah, but I truly, truly do not remember the Rakishi turn
being fuck these fucking no, don't. I don't know if that like last
I don't think like Rakishi, like I don't think he holds on. Yeah,
I mean, it'll try better than just a guy in big pleather jacket.
They don't change his gary he's doing so fanny oh time, why that
ship? But that is crazy. The stink face becomes a fucking weapon.
Should be what are s antonium? So it all comes down to a triple
a set of the whole thing's line here anyways? Oh yeah, that's right,
and Dave redcon it right. It was a triple hidea triple h has
them do it. And then there's another step where like Rikishi drives in a
car with this like a sledge out of it. That's the game. Rikishi
with the sledgehammer out the window. Oh my god, holy shack it he'd
drive sledgehammer attack is fucking crazy. Where is this gift? I need to
find this? Does he hit the does he do it? And he actually
gets in the video game, you hit somebody with it for sure? What
the hell? Okay? Here Ben wall is calling for the limo. The
limo comes around the corner. He's not driving, he's passenger, Princess Trip
driving Rakishi. Half of his body is out. What Kishi wear? A
bunch of tires in a bunch of wires and ship. Yeah, the Rock
does a stunner cell off the sledge ember a tag, dude, this is
real ship they should face for power struggle. That's my goat all right to
wear based that he's a bad man. He's wearing all light. Wikipedia says
while Austin began feeding with Trip, Rakishi's tension with the Rock boiled over.
Despite delivering a sting face to the Rock, Rikishi would lose to him in
a match its Fiber series. God damn stigma got him and then the face
yeah, and then the sixth man match at a arm getting the helln a
cell. He's got to the stink face. Man, You don't understand it
doesn't have to got no if he ain't doing anything else, is going to
do it. You got the big It's fine, mister, ask could do
it. What does she get, Molly Holly? Yeah, probably probably been
the sledgehammer in the car. I'm gonna watch this all night. I think
I can't believe this fucking shit. Man. How has this not talked about
more? Oh my god, this is yeah, this is forgotten era of
No one understands Rakishi's run like we do. Now. We've all just collectively,
all of us listening and talking. We don't. He scooped something we
know all about Rakishi, and he tried to ask for more, buddy,
and they just fired him. Rikishi's a big legend on this show. Actually
I don't. He's underrated legend of our of our podcast now that I think
about it. Was held down for so long we held him down? Wow?
That was yeah, dude, I completely did not remember the Rikishi thing
like that at all. Obviously very much forgets it quickly because they don't do
what the observer said of bringing in like fucking Offen and Zeka to be the
Samoan nation of domination. And then they decide, you know, maybe twenty
years from now, we'll do that. Yeah, and it will say did
you guys hear that I did it? Hello? That's what it did said,
Uh, maybe we need heat him to play immediately, please, He
goes on SmackDown. Hey, guys, just incase you didn't watch Raw,
just don't go in a car. Just you know, we don't care.
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