FWF Season 2 PPV2! - FROM THE VAULT

What's up everybody? Hello, and welcome to the latest edition. It's f
w F Pay per Viewed Part two. I am your host, the most
professional impact wrestling star and the Scottie Pippen of wrestling. I'm also I'm retired
at w F employee. Now I just post this thing. Brian Myers,
what's up everybody? And I am the president of the A Show Turmoil card
Dona. We got war Games tonight, an incredible card and I promise you
I'm going first. But unlike Mark last time, I'm not gonna put your
sleep and then I'm not gonna block you when you insult my show on Facebook.
Shots fired right from the gate here just getting a mouse of air,
producer off the show, but also the president of thrill Zone Smart Mark Sterling
esquire. I am in my own home. I am way more prepared and
I am excited. I had a coffee before too, feeling good. Oh
so so yeah, brosk you're going Firsts's going first today, I'm going first.
We're putting thirty seconds on the clock. Thirty seconds now, Brian,
you you did like a poll to for to see the segments and who won
for the last we all that stuff. Yeah, Skie, it was a
landslide, little shes. It was not bullshit, That is the truth.
There was no poll, no poll needed, baby, But listen, it
was Mark getting his feet wet last time. I'm sure he's very prepared.
He has well, fuck, he has a whole booking committee. You know.
I'm doing this by myself. There's no collusion over here. I'm doing
it all by myself. And listen, I like what Mark's trying to do.
He's trying to be different, but sometimes different. Is it good?
The most ridiculous quote of all time, the most ridiculous thing. I can't
wait to hear about d X and nWo the what Yeah, that is a
great point. I'm sorry, all right, Monday night wore on Peacock nod.
Hey, everybody's excited that the fw F is back, So are we.
I had a really good time with the fig photography and making the arena
the PAP Center more difficult? Is that than you ever imagined? Oh?
It was fun. It was fun, but finding time permanently set it permanent.
If I had to do this every week, then we'd have a problem.
Yeah, but pull it out once a month, not a big deal.
It took me like hours to set up the figure of Jock being then
do it was like pictures, look like you just dropped the figures in the
ring and like to go overhead shot. It never happened, never sure,
like like you just stood over a ring dropped some figures. But I'm ready
to go. I will. I will say this, full disclosure. I
am the least prepared I've been. Really, when you do that, when
you do the weekly shows, it's always on your brain. I agree that
monthly, that week happened so fast, and you're like, oh my god,
I have to do this. Yeah, so this month it kind of
you know, not that I forgot we were doing this, but I know
Mark that I have on here on my phone. I keep notes of your
guys secret picks. Yeah, I'm gonna take a little peek at those,
the undbuted secret picks. Okay, there's quite a few. Okay, there
there are quite a few. I got thirty minutes on the clock. Are
you ready, mister Cardona, I'm ready set go. Okay. Oh yeah,
baby. That opening montage that you all love, clips of your favorite
superstars walking down that dark, smoky alley mixed in with clips of them doing
their senator moves in the ring. It's time for the A show. It's
time, it's time, It's time for Turmoil. Welcome everyone to f WF
Turmoil Presents O Games. I am your president, Matt Cardona. Tonight we
have a huge main event. It is War Games, a double ring steel
cage match. The NWL will take on Jeff Hardy, the Undertaker, Chris
Jericho and Stone Cole Steve Austin. Plus you will see the Interstate title upper
Grams, the Hardcore title for Grams. And now let's go to our opening
contest is a fatal four way match for the vacant tag team titles. All
right, so if you remember last month, last month Edgin Christian finally won
those tag team titles, the titles they've been going for since the very very
very first Turmoil last last year, a Christian turn on Edge. So it's
a fatal four way match. The same competitors as last time. You have
Remasterial and Billy Kimmen with no Gangrell he was he was released. You have
the head Bangers, Poor Dave, you have you have deal O Brannon,
gold Dust and now making their Termoil debut from Dudleyville Byebor Ray Devon, The
Dudley Boys, The Dunley Bars are here. The Dunley Boys are here from
Thrill Zone. They jump ship to the Ice Show and now they're here our
turmoil, ding dinging. What a work rate match, What a work rate
match. It is a five star match. Elzer has already in the air
wall chat set. It's a five star match. Now we have Raymasterio in
control. He dropped toe hold drop toe hald Tamash. He hits the ropes
six to one nine connects the six to one nine connects to Mash. He
goes for that West Coast pop, but Mash ducks under. He tags in
Thresher rams see chake him in the gut. He puts him in a power
opposition. Thresher climbs up to the top over with a leg drop the stage
shive on Ray Maasterio one two Tenman makes a safe. Kidman makes the safe.
Marsh takes Kidman and he shit cans. I'm out It comes gold dust,
gold dust, shit cans, mash, Thresh Thrasher comes and he's shake
cans gold dust. Here comes Di Lo Delo, shake cans Thrasher and does
the headshake. He doesn't hetcheck Wayman turn around, double clothes line over the
top bro by that Godly boys. The Dodly Boy's in control. Wait a
minute, here comes Ray Masterial springboard cross body the dudleyst. The dudleyst catch
him in mid air. Billy Kidmen has climbed the top rope with a big
missile draft kick, knocking down Ray and the dudleast. They pat her out.
All the competitors on outside fighting on the floor. Billy Kidman climbing up
to the top rope, but on the corner up the middle of the roups,
it's a big shootings to fresh Uh to the pile. Unbelievable. He
takes Thrasher, who is the legal man, rolls them into the ring,
gets to the ring tags in Raymisteriel Raymisie is legal rayma Ceial. He takes
Kimmin and shoots him into Thresher. Thresher puts him in the big boot.
Uh. Billy Kimmen sells out. Raymasterial charges Kidman, Kimmen lifts him up
it two a big top rop her. Karana Thrasher was trying to climb the
top rope for an offensive maneuver but gets her karate. Wait a minute,
Dila Brown had tag thrasher one two, A big load down, a big
load down. Kidd is making that cover? Kidman? Now, kidman is
he uting covered? One two? Raymonsteel this spring wide leg drop. De
Brown there says chaos, This is chaos. Wait a minute. It comes
gold Dust with a big bulldog, A big bulldog, A big bulldog to
every cereal, a big power slam tomash. Wait a minute, here comes
here comes Billy Kimmen with a shoot. Wait he goes, we're a backdrop.
Goldess ducks down, doesn't oh big uppercut toy Lly Kimman. Billy Kimmon
feeds to the corner. Gold Dust takes his legs. He sets him up
for shattered dreams. He's gonna kick him in the balls for shadow. Just
wait a minute. Deela Brown stops and says, no, I'm legal,
I'm legal. I got this. The crowd going boom. He's backing up
gold Dust to his corner. Wait a minute, he doesn't realize the Dudleys
have tagged in. Deela Brown turns around Bee one two Bee, who are
you? What else? And no tag team champions the Dudley Bis. The
Dudley are in control. They are the new Tag Team Champions, the new
Tag Team Champions. Baba pushed them, says Davon got the tame balls,
They got the tameles. They put their table and the Miller and gold Dust
comes back to save d Low and he just dumps down on the aprin another
age of the tables, the new Tag Team Champans. We go backstage.
It's the nWo and Hogan is on his hog from from from from from from
from Yo, dudes, the n w O is back jack dudes, and
tonight dudes, the nWo will prove we're the most dominant stable in the game.
Dudes. House of Pain more like House of Lame dudes. Tonight is
war game, dudes. Then is war game, dudes. And you got
the Undertaker dude, the dead Man dude. He knows about getting buried alive
dude, but he doesn't know a thing about getting buried by Shane o'macks pencil
dude. And what about Chris Jericho, Dude, he's nothing more than a
vanilla midget dude. And Jeff Hardy he's a high flyer dude. He's a
spot monkey dude. He's gotta set a ball, dude. But nobody that's
a bigger Hog than me. Dude. And you Hulk Hogan, You,
you Hulk Hogan want to be so Coach Steve Awson. You tried to be
the top guy. But now I'm the champ again. Dude. I'm not
the FWF champ. I am the nWo champion Dude at that major fest.
Dude. I pretended to be a nice guy, dude, because I'm a
great actor. And speaking of acting, Suburban Commander to Dude is now available
on home video, Dude, go to Blockbuster and rent to Today, Dude.
But still, Coach Steve Austin, Tonight, I'm going to prove to
you, dude that when you're nWo, your nWo for life. Harsh words,
harsh words from Hollywood, Hulk Hogan, damn up. Next is a
triple threat match, a triple threat match for the Hardcore Championship. Here comes
the Hardcore Champion Taz and Who's opponent? This is a triple threat match?
Who are his opponents? Who could his opponents be? Oh? My god,
making his Turmoil debut Full Rooke. Oh, here comes for Rooke.
You don't want to mess with the rooke, especially in a hardcore setting and
making his debut to Turmoil. Justin Houck retschaw, Oh my god, coming
over from Thrill Zone. It's Justin Houck Bradshaw. This there's not gonna be
a work rate match. This is gonna be a fight thig meaning Justin Hauk.
Bradshaw goes for that clothesline from Hell on for Ruk. Frook ducks a
big, big power slam the cover one two. Tas breaks it up on
a stap sign and he hooks the TAZ mission on for Ruk. He's got
the task mission off for Ruke. Wait a minute. Bradshaw from behind hits
him with the ball rope, hits Tas with the ball rope, and now
he's choking him with the ball rope and throws him over the top of Roup.
He's hanging task with the ball rope. He's hanging task with the ball
rope. Here comes fru from behind with the trash can nailing nail and Bradshaw
puts the track can down the big the big spiebuster on the trash can one
two. Bratchaw kicks out. Bradshaw kicks out. Fruke hooks him in the
dominator, but from behind, Tat hooks in the task mission again. He
hooks in the task mission again. Wait a minute, Fruke kicks back with
a low blow. It's legal, it's legal. Now he's got task in
the dominator. The test wiggles out winning. It closed off from hell from
brachaw Tak Tat ducks and he closed life from Helse Fruke right over the top
rup to and now Bradshaw's looked in the task mission. He's hooked in the
task mission. He tops out thing meaning, here is your winner right still,
hardcore champion test the human sup blex machine task. He's victorious the human
suit Blex machine. He goes up the ramp. He's posting win. All
of a sudden, the vide smash bare the top from Jeff Jarrett. Jeff
Jarrett smashes up from behind with the guitar. Wait a minute, what does
that say, Jeff Jared's tank top? It says it says TNA. It
says t N A on a tank top? What what does it say?
Why does it say TNA? What does that mean? What could that possibly
mean? I don't understand. I don't understand what that could possibly mean TNA.
What to me of Jeff Jarrett? What can it be? As we
wait for this antle to this one, new music, new attitude, my
Jeff Jarrett, Jeff Jarrett, that Charles had one. He picks up that
hardcore title, He raises it high and he drapes it over his chest.
Unbelievable. Jeff Jarrett is now hardcore contry all right. Next up is a
number one contindership out for the Interstate Championship. It is the Patriot versus Brett
hit Manhart. If you remember in that six pack challenge last month, the
Patriot eliminated Brett and then Brett screwed the Patriot. Wait a minute, with
the tail end of the match, Brett Hart takes the Canadian flag. He
swings it at the Patriot. Dell Wilks, Dell Wicks Ducks. He's got
him in the full Nelson. Now he calls that the uncle slam. Wait,
he doesn't go over the cover. He goes to the top rope.
That's a beautiful mood. Salt doesn't over a cover. He looks at the
atle lock the ackle Locke, Brett Hart. Bret Hart is about the tap.
Bret Hart is about to tap Brett Rollster's back. He kicks the patriot
in his gut and then in his head once twice, three times. Break
in the ancle lock. Brett shoots the patriot off into the corner. Corner
corner, Patriot versus Brett. Hits chest first, it too. The buckle
turns around for that patriot slam. Brett lands behind our feet, double leg
the sharp shuter. He's got that Sharpe shuter on that patriot. He's got
that Sharpe shirt on the patriot. The patriot gets to the RUPs, Brett
doesn't release the reference counting one, two, three four. Brett walks out,
and he got the sharp sooner on again. He's got the sharp shooter
on again. Were the Patriots about the tap? He's about the tap bud.
He's crawling, he's scratching, and he's calling hen he got to the
roupes. He's gotta break it. One, two, three four, brest
up bringing. The referee pulls off Brett. The referee pulls off Brett.
Brett pushes the referee. The referee pushes Brett back. Wait a minute to
the patriot slab the cover one two three, Wow, who is your winner?
The picture the Patriotte, the real, the real American Hero is now
the number one contender to the Interstate Championship. Sixteen minutes, thirty seconds left,
ah right. The following contest is get over one fall, and there
is four the Interstate Championship. Are you guys ready? Are you guys ready
for this big match? The interior Job's Edge Edg's coming through the crowd.
He's pissed off. His brother Christian turned on him after they finally won the
tag team title, turns on him, and then he goes on to cash
in and there comes finer state title. And now it's gonna be Edge Christian
tonight for the championship. Who's the opponet? Here's the Interstate champion, Christian.
Wait a minute, that's not serious. Nine Christian. That's grudge brother
Christian, the rare grudge brother Christian. There he is prove it, the
rare grudge brawler Christian. I will prove it. I told you the figure
photography, the rare grudge brawler Christian, very very rare, very rare.
It is on his own meaning Christian going for the I'm prettier, but Edge
slips out the dramatic one two Christian kicks out. He's got them hooked in
that educution DDT. But Christian big back body drop Edge to the floor.
Edge is selling up. Christian hits that middle rope, jumps off over the
top rope, nailing Edge with that cross body block. He rolls Edge and
he gets in, sliming a spear a spear one two foot on the rope
by Christian. Edge can't believe it. He cannot believe it. He takes
his brother Christian, puts him on the top rope. He goes for that
top rope her corona, but Christian hangs on. Edge crashes and burds Christian
off the middle of rope without European appercut. And now he's going for the
up prettier again, but Edge slips out, picks him up in an electric
chair, drop drops him chest first on the top rup He goes to the
spear, but Christian pulls the referee in and he hits the spear on the
referee. The referees out, The referees out, unbelievable. He's trying to
wake up the referee for Christian rolls out and he grips an interstate title.
He swings the interstate title. He swings in an edge, but Edge Edge
ducks and he takes his legs out and he's got me that not educator submission.
He's gotta having a submission that Christian taps. Christian taps, didn't need
anything. Oh, Christian taps Edge holds out that interstate title. But the
referee he yacks it out. He has his head. He goes and whispers,
he whispers something to the renouncer. The referee has disqualified Christian. Therefore
still ter state champion. Christian. Look at the heats from the hail Christian.
Christian is still the interstate champion. He takes the title. He's on
the cell. He's rolling out ed, just pissed ed, just pissed.
He just got screwed. He just got screwed. He should be the interstate
champion of the world. What's the time you are at? Thirteen minutes remaining
thirteen minutes? All right, we're backstage with the Patriot, the real American
Hero. The Patriot. Here he is. He's backstage. He's backstage,
the Patriots. Backstage. Here he is. He's got the mic. I'm
all about the three piece. I am the true American hero. I am
the real American hero. I'm all about my three piece patriotism, Pro Wrestling
and PBR And he has his PBRs and he starts chugging. He's PBRs.
Look T shirt. It's a major. It's a major, baby r T
shirt. He says, I Am going to be the next inter State chair
because I am the real, the real, true American hero. It's major.
It's damn major, all right. Next up is Triple H versus Eddie
Guerrero. Eddie Gurero made his surprising debut last month. Mark didn't even though
he was eligible marked, he did not know. He did not know,
and uh he aligned himself with China. So Eddie garre he hits the three
on me. Hegos super blexes on Triple H. He goes to the top
row for that frog splash. He does the little shimmy, but Triple H
kind of gets on one knee and pushes the referee into the top rope.
Eddie Garrel crops himself on the top rope. Triple H class to the top,
big super plex one two kick out by Eddie Guarrero. Triple H.
He picks him up, hooks in the pa agree one arm, two arms,
Eddie Girl sweeps down his legs big sleek shot, but he sleep shots
Triple h inevertly into the referee, knocking him out unconscious, and he closed
live triple Edge on the top rope. He goes for a house show dive,
but Triple h pulls China in the way. Eddie Grell lands on China.
Eddie Gurell lands on China. He says, oh, Mama Sita.
He picks up China. He's walking Maasita to the back with all of a
sudden, Triple h from behind takes out his knee with a chop block.
He takes out his knee with a chop block and he throws Eddie Girl into
the steps. He rolls him in the ring. He's about to get in
the ring too, and then he has that shit eating grin on his face.
He goes underneath the apron. He he falls out of sledgehammer. He
gets in the ring. He's about to hit Eddie Garady Eddie Garrel with the
sledgehipper, but China with a long blow. He drops the sledgehiber Eddie picks
it up. He cracks triple Edge with a sledgehommer who sells into China.
Better agree Eddie climbs to the top roup. Here's the frog splash. China
wakes up the referee one two three, Here is sure Winter, Eddie Grero,
Eddie Herrero and China a definitive when over the game triple h Here at
Wargames, we're backstage. Ten minutes remain ten minutes. Oh boy, weage
with christ Jericho. Yes, you're back to Jericho. Welcome to Turmoil,
is Jericho. I am here to save f WF. I am here to
be the f WF world CHIMPI. He looks off and it's China and Eddie
make it out. China, Eddie make it out. Jericho walks over.
He says he had a room, Junior, and he walks He's in that
next main event. And Eddie says to China, my Mosita, I know,
I lie, I cheat and I steal, but I would never cheat
on you Mamsita, and China says, oh Eddie, and they start making
our backstage. It is no time for war Games. It's the new nWo
The Giant see McMahon, Hulk Cogan and Brock Lesner A guess, Jeff Hardy,
the Undertaker, Chris Jericho and Stone Cold Steve Boston. We go the
final minutes of the match. All eight men are in the ring. Everybody
is brawling, but Jeff Hardy climbing to the top of that war Games he
hits the whist further Land. Not everybody, he takes on everybody. Holy
shit, holy shit, holy shit, holy shit, holy shit. This
is unbelievable. This is unbelievable. The Undertaker does the Undertaker sit up.
He's the first person to get up. He's the first person to get up.
But the lights go out. The lights go out to me, the
lights come back on. It's Kate. It's Kate Face the faces of the
last month. It's Kate face the face with the Undertaker, their nose,
the nose ose, and the lights go out. The lights go out,
the lights come back on. Astin, Ok, Bradshaw and for Ruke are
behind the Undertaker and they beat up the Undertaker with Caine, for Ruke Andusin
ok Branshaw align themselves with Kin and they're beating up the Undertaker. The lights
go out, the lights come back on. There they have disappeared. Caine,
Justin Ok, Bradshaw, Baruk and the Undertaker had disappeared. The Big
Show, the Giant pulling himself up. Chris Jericho charges, he gets goozled.
Austin chargers, he gets goozled. It's coming for a double choke Sam.
They do a double kicking the balls to the giant stone call Stunner.
Jericho hits the lion salt on the giant Wamaker's brock Lesner with a big double
calls like taking out Austin and Jericho. He picks up Auston at five.
He picks up Jericho at five. He picks up Austin on that five into
the cage. He picks up Jericho on that five into that metal middle compartment
in the middle of two rings within him at Jeff Hardy with a chair crack,
another chair shot, crack, another chat crack, crack, crack crack,
keep cracking with chair shots, chasing Brock into the other rings. He
goes for one more chair shot while Brock is on his knees. But Shaye
McMahon with a lung blow. Shane McMahon with a lung blow. Brock Lesner,
he has him in like a double goosel picks him up all the way
into a power bob. But he connects and he he brings him all the
way back up for another power bob. He's still hold on a third power
bomb. No, he power BOMs through the cage to the outside. Jeff
Hordy went through the cage. Jeff Hardy went through the cage. Brock lesner.
He picks up Jericho's lip body and he belly and belly sup bleats him
through the hall in the cage on the Jeff Hardy and now see McMahon is
tell him Brock pick him up, pick him up, pick him up.
He's got him up. He goes for that chair shop. But Austin ducks.
He nails Brocks kicking the gut start on a shape. McMahon. Here
comes to the Giant, kicking the gut stutter to the giant. Here comes
Brock kicking the gut stunner to brock Lenzer from behind. Austin gets hit by
a steel chair from Hollywood. Hulk. Hogan, Hogan, Hogan, what's
he doing? He does the nw O point, He does the n w
OH point. Who is he pointed to? All the nw O he's in
the ring? Who can he possibly be pointed to? Who can he possibly
be pointed to? Who's it gonna be? Who is it gonna be.
We will find out right now, this is Goldberg. Goldberg gets back.
Goldberg gets back and he's still in the w O. Here is We're fire.
I'm gonna see that dream match. Goldberger's dog called Steve Austin. Herey
comes Goldberger, then nw O shirt had he picks up Austin's limp body.
He puts him. He pussession with a jack hammer. Oh again, gets
him a thumbs up. Goldberg gets him my thumbs up. But then he
gets up our thumbs down, and he spears holgad he spears hotgged. Wait
a minute, here come Brock and the Joy with the double clothesline. He
ducks and a double spear. Take it out, Rocked and the Giant.
Here comes Shae muck bed a spear to shaemk bed Stone coll Steve Austin.
He yankes that steel chair out of Holgan, his hands kicking the guard.
Stutter. Wait a minute, he sells right or two our jacobber from Goldberg.
Austin crawls over. He hunks the leg one two three, Who is
sure within her of war games? Stove cold Steve Austin. He's unbelievable.
The dream match that We've always wanted to see Goldberg. First, Stone calls
Steve Austin and their partners. They're on the same side. Goldberg rips off
that Austin three sixteen, although he rips off the nWo shirt. Then he
puts on Austin three sixteen shirt. Astin e Goldberg hostein Egg. We get
some beers and they're doing the beer bash. They're doing the beer bash.
Ted wrgans would you ever think you would see this Stove call Steve Austin,
Hey Goldberg on the same page NW sell it out and ho good Tens.
You ruined, dude, You ruined, dude, You ruin dude. Oh
my god, thank you, Mark too the head, Thank you, Mark
to the head. Two wargan some static run a highway, run a highway
and we see an ambulance driving down the highway. What is this? Who
is in that ambulance and where are they going? We'll find out next month.
Goodnight, Two minutes and thirty seconds left. Nice. Wow, you
brought it back to the real turmoil there from the main event on. I
would say, actually that segment before the main event on Real Turmoil brings it
back and as a fan of Turmoil, more like the most logical, realistic
booking brosk he's ever done, though. Yeah, but a lot of people
really like his people going in uh toilets. Yeah, crazy, light's going
off. That's that's what I that's my turmoil, sun on and off.
Somehow the lights went off a couple of times. What about that? Trust
the dog bratch up Rooke aligning with Cane. It's pretty neat ministry perhaps corporate
ministry perhaps, who knows? All right, Uh, I'm ready to rock
here, I think all right. Thirty minutes on the clock five four three
two one, my own timer. Here we go. Previously on thrill Zone,
the old walls were flattened and the foundation rattled as nearly every title changed
hands. At Damnation, the Hardcore championship was purified by an Olympic hero,
with his eyes firmly focused on gentrifying the beloved title. Although this day wasn't
celebration for all. For some, the music died for others. There one's
lavish lifestyle slowly pitched into a nose dive. The finishing touches were set in
place for a new thrill Zone. Only the shadows of ov remain. The
new pit Bossamer's defeating a former champion handily leaving no stone unturned. He along
with his army of collectors, broke the back of an icon, tamed the
madness and silenced the Sumo battle cry, and as the last swipe of paint
dries and unlikely but necessary, Hero accepts a challenge for a seemingly rigged game
against the House. As the walls closing around him and a thought that the
House always wins, the lone Wolf stands his Brown against a firing squad.
Tonne and Adrenaline Rush. Wake up the bag. I'm yelling to Adrenaline Rush
live from the Path Center in Boston, Massachusetts. That's where we're always.
We're always in Boston, Massachusetts. Rush Rush, Russ. I am your
host, mart Bart, Sirry, and we have a huge shell plan for
you. Sean Ross's staff of f WF Online has reported that a major Turmoil
star has jumped ship and is debuting today, plus the main event of Scott
Hall defending the f WF Championship against Mark Henry with the House of Cohen.
I know you can't hear anything, but they can hear everything in it is
not edited. Inski. First of all, you're wasting my time. But
second of all, we couldn't hear any of your music because the MIC's do
a weird thing. They can hear us. You cannot relax. Here we
go with our first contest. This will be an angles rules wrestling match.
Out comes doctor Death. He looks lean and mean, much more serious than
he did when he was a joke over in Turmoil. He's not that cartoon
character you've seen. He's been saying all month that he's ready for a fight
and he wants to prove himself against an Olympic champion. Up the hardcore championing
Kurty Angle, he takes the mike. Okay, first of all, I'm
not the hardcore champion. I am the wrestling champion, and I figured I
would explain to everyone what the rules are. So sit back and relax while
a real athlete teaches you something. It's true. It's damn true. Boo
boo. Each wrestler has three rope breaks to stop submission holes and pinfalls.
After a wrestler exhausts his rope break, submissions and pen attempts under the ropes
by his opponents are legal. Boo boing bore everybody's pissed off about these rules.
Just then Doctor Death attacks Angle and we're underway. First thing, Doctor
Death has Angle in the corner and he's just unloading on him. He's punching
the crowds into it. One the ref pulls him off. He's in his
face. He's yelling no, no, no. Angle slides out. He
grabs a mike. He says, in a wrestling match, punches aren't allowed.
Boo Angles back in. The ref sets the two guys back, so
they lock up. Now their Angle takes them down. He's just wrestling them.
It's like it's like an early UFC match right now, there's nothing going
on. They're just grappling around. The crowd is booing. This is just
kind of boring Doctor Death. Finally he starts fighting back a little, gets
a suplex on Angle. Angles on the cell. He grabs Angle and he
whips him into the ropes and the ref jumps in front of He wars him
up. He says, no Irish whips. There's no whipping in a wrestling
match. Doctor Death is now in the in the rest face. He's pissed
off. Angle comes from behind, grabs the ankle, lock takes him down
and there's no way to go because there is no rope, breaks and locks
it in. Here is your winner, Kurt Angle. We go right backstage.
Mick Foley's there, by the way, with this threadhead shirt here looks
great. It looks way better than the one that I tried using my old
Christmas pajamas. Yes, that I didn't put in the figure photography this month
because it looks so bad, so I wait until thread By the way,
I got no discount on that threadhead. Uh yeah, thanks a lot,
threaded. Uh. Mick Foley, he's in the back. He's talking with
Mike Austin. We catch a mid sentence and he says, listen, if
I catch you doing that again, you're suspended from thrill Zone. Absolutely done.
You got it, And tonight you have to prove yourself against Yo Kozuna.
Awesome humbly, He nods and he walks away fully. Then addresses the
camera. He says, welcome everyone to Adrenaline and Rush. He says,
tonight you're gonna see an Interstate Championship Open Challenge match his own heart defends his
against an extreme challenger, and you're also going to see the Boogie Knights get
their rematch with the House of Pains, Legion of Doom, and of course
the main event. All right, we go to ringside. Here comes the
House of Pain, led by new Look Mark Henry Brosky Look Custom House of
Pain, Mark Henry. He's bald, He's got house the Pain decals all
over. He is looking great. He is flanked by of course Bam Bam,
the tag team champions Legion of Doom, Dennis Rodman and Marlena. I
want this music to keep going, but we're on a time limit. He
grabs a mike. He says, last month we sent shockwaves through the wrestling
industry. We took out the biggest star and set me up to be the
world champion in Macho Man is washed up, the Rock has a broken back,
and Scott Hall is ripe for the picking. Just then Scott Hall interrupts.
Mark Henry says, hey, yo, you may have all your cheeko's
around the ring for the main event. Well, I called someone to back
me up this month. It may not even the numbers, but it helps
the odds. Forget about Diesel this month. Backing me up is Kevin Nash.
Kevin Nash comes out the crowds going Wild. The Outsiders are back for
at least one night, and the House of Pain is livid, and we
cut to the back Balls Mahone's there, He's got a pizza, and the
interviewer is there and he says, well, you know, last month,
I just wanted to eat a fucking pizza and that hero guy knocked it over,
and you know, I think it's a conspiracy against me. Paul told
me that I would be featured here on Thrill Zone and I just wanted to
enjoy a pizza. Just then, Kurt Angle walks in and says, hey,
idiot, you see that when that was a wrestling match, something you
could never do. Paul says, I'm not afraid of you. I once
killed a Shock with a swork. Plus the match was boring. Angle slams
the pizza out of his hand, gets right in Ball's face. Before anything
can happen, Ken Shamrock spins Angle around Dexim in the face. They start
brawling all over. Backstage refs are there, they break them up. Shamrock
yells you want to wrestle, I'll wrestle you next month. That Unleashed I'm
gonna put the hardcore back in that hard core title Angle says it's a wrestling
title. Nigge pulled apart. The camera fades out as it slowly pans down
to a sad and dejected Ball's mahony with pizza all over the floor. Twenty
one minute. All right, we're back in the ring. Legion of Doom
is there. They're pissed though they got their titles. They're pissed about all
the stuff that's happening. But here they come. Oh yeah, Bookie Knights
looking great. They're ready for the return match, Flashbunk Disco Inferno. Crowd
is loving this dancing Legion Doom is pissed. All right, this match gets
underway. It's a basic tag match, but the crowd is obviously firmly behind
behind Boogie Knights. Legion of Doom tough as hell, and they're being more
underhanded than they were last months, and they're really taking it to disco.
Finally, Disco makes the hot tag gets funking. He's a house of fire,
flipping all over the He's moving way too fast for the Legion to Doom,
and eventually he gets Hawk all by himself. Out runs Marlena. She's
on the apron. The ref is distracted from the crowd. Rodman jumps in
nails Funk with a chair, Animal makes the cover. Hawk is able to
hold back Disco one, two three, ld is celebrating. This is crazy.
I guess this is exactly what you can expect from the House of Pain
in these segments, in these matches. How can anybody take down the House
of Pain? We head to the back. Macho Man sitting backstage. He's
with a trainer. They're taping his arm from last month. He's still obviously
suffering effects from that tenous attack. At the end, he's not saying anything
but Mark Henry and Bam Bam walk in. Mark says, you should have
listened yourself last month match. You should have never come out for that match.
Now your career is over. That being said, we have plenty of
money to go around. So if you want to be the House of Pain's
personal commentator, we have an opening. Oh yeah, and he hands Macho
Man a padded envelope and they walk out. Macho Man just shakes his head
all right. Next up the interstate champion Owen Harr and his open challenge.
Owenharer makes his way to the ring. He looks thrilled with himself. He's
thrilled, grabs the mic. He says, all right, last month,
I desroyed Mike. Awesome. Who's the challenge this month? I am the
greatest heart in the world, and I'm gonna prove it. It's New Jack.
He's making his way to the ring. What's on arn't gonna do with
New Jack. He's got a card full of weapons. I don't even know
if he can use them. The crowd's going crazy and they loved this man.
They didn't expect him to challenge for the interstate championship. This is gonna
be great. Oh no, what's this? Wait? Wait, this is
actually police officers. They look a lot like the make a T one thousand
figure. Oh my god. They're surrounding New Jack. Wait, they're actually
they're arresting New Jack. He was about the challenge for his match. Before
the match even starts, he's he's taken to the back, New Jack?
What the owen Heart's in the ring? What was that? Looks like I
win again, I'm the best hard What it's Jerry Lawlor, Jerry Laller.
He's answering the challenge. He says, oh no, and you're not getting
away that easy. You're not the greatest heart. You couldn't lace Keith Heart's
boots. I would know, he said, ding ning, ning, ning
ning. The match gets underway. It's an instant classic, real work rate
match here from Owen Heart Jerry Lawler. Lawler has his working boots on.
He's throwing drop kicks everywhere. He's teaching Owen a lesson. We get close
to the finish and the crowd is firmly behind babyface Jerry Lawler in a desperation,
Owen pokes him in the eye by some time. When the ref checks
on him, he can't see and accidentally biffs the ref in the head.
He's dazed. That's when Owen Hart hauls off kicks him in the nuts.
When the ref comes to Owen has Lawler pinned and it's an academic one two
three. Owen wins the match. Lawler goes to the back Owen celebrating the
ringy grabs. I'm like again, no one can touch me. I'm the
black Heart. Damn it? What is this? The turmoil stars? Wait,
it can't be who's this? Who's wait it? Wait? That looks
like stone Cold, but it also kind of looks like to tar door apall,
what's he doing here? This music? The swagger? Who's this?
The crowd is it? A who is this? We're in Boston. They
love this. First things first, he says, my name is Rock Hodd
Steve Boston. I'm the Massachusetts Rattlesnake. Listen here, you tool bag.
We are fighting next month and it's gonna be a wicked pissa. You got
that kid, And that's the main idea because Rock had said so Owen says,
what gives you the reck? Come again? The croud says, come
again, that's gonna get over. Oh it says back. Smash Master says,
oh it says, I said, what gives you the come again?
Come a good? I said, I said, hey, Boston people are
but I said, shut your mouth. Next month, you park your car
at the Pep Center and I'll take that title from you because Boston five one
six says I hit you wicked Hod Oh heck yeah, he doesn't like that.
Rock Hod Steve Boston leaves thirteen and a half minutes remain and the crowd
is. The crowd is loving that. They love that Rock Hod Steve Boston
in the path center, we head to the back. In the back Boogie
Knights are there. They look upset. Jerry Lawler walks up, shakes his
hand, and he introduces himself. He says, guys, I see a
lot of potential in you, and if you could give me a moment of
your time and we can chat. So Boogie Knights and Jerry Lawler walk off.
In the background, the camera zoom's down the hall and you can see
Rick Flair. He's not looking any better this month. Maybe he gained a
little bit more weight. He's wearing that T shirt still, but out of
the room walks Bam Bam Bigelow and Flair hands him a padded envelope. Flair
looks terrified, Bam Bam takes it, walks off all right. Back in
the ring, Mike Ausoin makes his entrance. He's looking to right the ship.
But he's got I've come fed favorite yokazuity. He looks like he's really
embracing that's Samoe inside of his heritage. He's got that ma Via headdress,
face paint. He's really fully changed. He's an usso, a gigantic who
said this match is a phenomenal back and forth contest between two giant mammoths.
That is until Dennis Rodman and Marlena appear ringside. Awesome looks frightened again.
He sees him, He's like, he doesn't know what to do, and
that's when Yoko catches him with a savat kick. Awesome goes down like a
sack of bricks and he's pinned one, two three with a kick. Another
week, he just he's just taken out by a single strike. It's so
crazy. Mike Ausain, what's going on? No one knows. But next
month we're going to get an interview to find out what is up with Mike
Austin. We head to the back. A video is on the trot.
You see a crow flying through an empty and barren field. The voice speaks,
I am thought of that power which eternally wills evil, and eternity works
good in dark times. The devil can be the savior. Sting, it's
coming soon, Steak. We're back in the ring for the main event.
Ten and a half. Here Mark Henry. Now it's a pain. Check
out these houses paint shirts. You can get them at Threadhead again. I
got no discount, no discount, drinks a lot of Threadhead if you want
to see here's what animal looks like in it. It looks great. They're
walking into the ring. They're focused. Now you're champion, You're f WF
champion. Scott Hall, look at him, go Grady looks in that belt.
He's got two left feet. Thought for some reason, this figure has
two left feet. Kevin Nash is with him. These two look awesome.
The outsiders are back. You can all right, here we go. Main
event crowd is chanting very loudly for Hall. As the bell rings, the
entire House of Pain surrounds the ring. Hall looks every which way to make
sure he doesn't get attacked from behind him. Doing so, he takes his
eyes off Mark Henry, and Henry capitalizes and begins the mother of all beatdowns.
Henry does an armbreaker over the metal turnbuckle, just like what happened to
Macho Man. That's why he was in the back. Marlena attempts to help
Henry by burning Scott hallwere their cigar the referee caesar and she's out of here.
He injects her and Des and Dennis Rodman. They're gone. Maybe the
score is even a little bit. While everyone is distracted by this LD slide
in a spike from their old shoulder pads. Henry gouges Haul in the head
and now he's busted open. He's bleeding everywhere. Nash didn't like that blast
hawk from behind, but an animal's still there and they get the better of
him. They end up putting Kevin Nash for his troubles straight through the announcer's
table. The beatown. The beat down continues as Hall is he's bleeding everywhere,
He's lost a lot of blood. Henry's looking to go for that second
rope World's Strongest Slam, but All fights back with one arm. He's able
to hit a second rope fallaway slam he throws Henry. Hall comes back and
goes for an outsider's edge. Maybe he can finish him here. He's got
him up, but his arm gives out. He's it seems to be dislocated
here now from the weight of Mark Henry. Henry lands a World's Strongest slam
or splash to the elbow and pins the bloody and battered Hall. One two
three your winner and new FWF Thrill Zone Champion, Mark Henry. New look
Mark Henry. He's bald, He's got how's of pain becho all over him?
Wow, put that strap on him. After the match, there's no
celebration. The whole house of pain enters the ring. They're putting the boots
Hall. They hold Hall. Marlene has got that cigar still. She really
wants to use it. She's gonna put that cigar out in the open wound
of Scott Hall. No, Macho Man slides in and he covers the bloody
body of Hall. He's he's just gonna take the damage House. The pain
begins stomping him. They're they're stomping Macho He's he's basically one armed. Marlena
still has the cigar. They hold Macho Man by the two arms, and
Marlena doesn't. She puts the cigar out on his forehead. This is a
gruesome scene. Wait a minute, I takes me. He hits to ring.
Kevin ashes back up. He got six something that out the table a
while ago. They're back. They both at chairs. Helps the pain get
out of there without being touched. HBK grabs the mic. He says,
listen up. Jack the heartbreak Kid doesn't take kindly to a bunch of rich
assholes coming around beating up his old friends. So even though I still resent
a Hall for beating me at Major Fest last year. Blood is thicker than
water, and we're gonna find out just how thick all of your blood is
next month. So maybe we'll find another partner. And if we can't patch
up all our differences next month, that at least we want the House of
Pain in a battle pit match. A battle pit match, that's all the
time we have for this. But thrills on. Thank you. The wolf
packs in the radar helping up. They're helping up. Macho man and Scott
All he's leading everywhere in the house. A painter piste off on the ramp.
What is this? Who's their partner? What's a battle pit Matt?
I'll probably answer it my hotlines. I'm actually not quite sure I'm enough to
find something for it. Probably okay, that's it all right, way better
enthusiasm some impersonations. I'm a little suspect about the music situation. Like if
you're like, if he's somehow editing it better into I'm not program I've literally
just played it off my computer. I had my computer right here and I
played it right off of it. But if you're playing what I'm saying is
if you're playing it into the computer, Like, I'm not playing it into
the computer. I'm just playing it out loud. It's gonna be the same
as yours. Instead of using a phone, which I could not do in
the hotel room, uh, because I was going back and forth. That's
what was screwing me up. Instead of using a phone and having ads,
I downloaded all the music, set it all up on my computer and instead
of playing on my phone, I played on my computer. How is it
playing? I guess my question is how is it playing? Not through your
headphones? Oh, I have my laptop, a different computer. It's just
out loud. What do you Your computer has speakers. So you have two
computers. You're using one to record this podcast another one. Yes, I
have my main computer and I have my laptop on my desk. It.
Yeah, that's fine. Sure, that's fine. You're putting a lot of
work, and ephicis into the show and the shows because I don't take improvement.
I think some things, like I said, sometimes different isn't good.
I don't think the boss. I think if you live in Boston, it
might have been funny. If you don't, it's not. I think going
to Oh, okay, okay, buddy stealing the steal in the uh rock
card is gonna be a little bit of a sensation, but rock hard.
You have to say it like that rock cod Steve Boston ked rightly a Max
smash Master idea. It is not that Rockott. Steve Boston has been a
joke of mine for a very long time. All right, drop time,
who is into the waiver wire? Who goes first? My first pick?
So he gets the first pick. Whoever drops it doesn't matter. But uh,
thrill Zone has come to the terms with the release of Doctor Death.
Steve Williams, I knew that was coming. He got jobbed out pretty hard,
got jobbed out. He couldn't get the job done. He's someone that
I took and I built into a true star and then you you crucified him.
Essentially, he's a big star in your brain, but he couldn't hack
it in mine anything else. Mark, That'll be it for the releases.
Last month, Gangrell was released, and this month, well I guess they
were released last month and then we brought back but Billy Kidman and raymis Zero.
You just can't figure that one out. Huh Turmoil, they've been released
in the Turmoil brand. Also more after that, definitive win. Betty Guerrero
Turmoil has come to terms on the release of Triple H. Wow. Interesting
Wow. So you've released Billy Kidman, Raymisterious and Triple H. So I
have five picks. All right, let's text me your secret pick. I
go first, just me, do not send it to our group chat.
That makes no sense. Oh my god, I almost did that. Oh
we're talking through this. Brian Broski is sending Brian a pick right now.
Uh. I'm talking because this is bad audio usually because whatever is happening,
Well, this is happening here, Brosky, you got him. What do
you think about my custom here? Buddy? That that's great? Mark Henry,
they will have did awesome though. I want to sez that's coming this
month. Make a difference. All right, all right, here's Mark sent
it. Oh baby, okay, I couldn't get it. You're in Brosky
your next secret pick? Nice h m hmm, all right, mine sending
mine right now? Whoa another big boy? All right, some characters coming
soon, folks. All right now markets one and Brosy gets three out loud.
Three yep, okay, I go first, coming these are all public
correct coming two? The Turmoil brand test whoa oh nice, nice Andrew Mitch's
friend Andrew. Oh, okay, okay, okay, okay. If I
can and I don't know how I wouldn't be able to Steve Blackman ye making
her return two Turmoil Debra McMichael controversial okay, and my third pick from the
new Backlash bone crunching line, A train that's rock hot, Steve, Steve
Boston. You guys gotta a mixed promotion in interpromotional Boston five to one six
shirt's coming soon. Why you say five one six that's the area code?
Dumb? Oh my god, I'm five one six. Oh, I'm sorry,
that's not that You're right, I'm mixing that up a Boston Mark.
All right, folks, so what do you have planned for What's what's your
next payer view? Next pay per view for Thrill Zone is what? Mark?
Well, we got that big battle pit match in the main event.
Uh. We got we got Macho Man, we got Scott Hall, we
got Kevin Nash, we got Man, Scott Hall, Kevin Nash, Sean
Michaels all right, and a partner if they can find one against the House
of Pain. Okay. We also have Ken Shamrock versus Angle. Can he
bring the hardcore back in the Hardcore title that is now the wrestling title.
We will see Rock Cod Steve Boston in a match. We will find out
the fate of new Jack. What happened? What happened to Nu Jack?
The cops came the neck of t one thousand figure, a couple of them.
But yeah, plenty more, plenty more, especial now that we got
some some new wrestlers, some new blood at Halloween Horror Night two, he
got the win over Hogan tonight, so you will see a rematch of Major
Fest main event. Hulk Hogan will defend his he says nWo title against Stone
Cold Steve. Austin Goldberg will go one on one with the Giants. Jeff
Hardy will take on the Beast brock Lesnar Giant. The Undertaker will finally get
his hands on his brother Kane inside of Hell and a Cell Undertaker versus Caane
and Hell to Sell. And as for as for Justin Hawk, Bradshade Farruke
the New Tag Team, They will take on the New Tag Team Champions the
Dumb Boys for the Tarry Team titles. Speaking of titles, Taz will defend
his hardcore title against Jeff Jarrett and what is the meaning of that t NA
shirt? The number one contender for the interstate title, the Patriot will take
on Christian for the championship. And that's a little uh, you know,
we got a little matches. We're not gonna you know, name them all.
So that's all you're gonna see. Uh. So for now, Hallevian
Horney. Until next month, we are out. Uh can come again?
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