Revisiting WWE SmackDown! 2003 Al Wilson Dies, Dawn Marie’s Honeymoon, Matt Hardy & The MFers, Nathan Jones Is Coming

Boys Back. Welcome to podcast. Episode Sweet number two hundred and thirty four.
Holy shit, Hey, what guys, hold on? What time you
go to the dentist? Dude, you're gonna die. You're gonna die?
Hell four? Yeah, speaking of that, Tony, we're watching and we
have watched WWE Friday Night SmackDown January Night, two thousand and three. Yes,
and why we watched it because there was a sweet Shannon More match.
Well, that was one of many reasons that might have been why you watched
it. But I watched it because there was a sweet Charlie hassmatch. Let
me get yeah, I watched it because there was a Bull Buchanan mat.
Holy shit, No, there wasn't. It was B two. Sorry my
bed all right. Why we really watched it was because it's the episode where
Al Wilson dies. We didn't watch it because we were happy about it though.
We just needed to see it. Really his last moments alive. We
saw, Wow, pretty good moments too, shout to one of the goats.
But before we get into that, we got some deadlock updates. Watched
this up on the Patreon. Kane and Jamie Noble. That's right, Caine
and Jamie Noble versus the Great Collie and Chuck Palumbos SmackDown. What year was
it? Two thousand and eight? Two thousand and eight is correct? And
you were like way too calm normal about that, Like that's like because and
why you are is because you picked this, Okay my, yeah, Tony
my. I think our reaction to this was way different than James. James
is very excited to fucking watch this, and I had to figure out why,
and I, you know what, I still don't have an answer James
face and his goddamn brother, Chuck Blombos, What the fuck was I?
I was looking up Kane versus Great College, and then I was like,
that was Colleen. I said, what the fuck is this? Kay,
Jimmy Noble, Colleen Maloona, we're talking bangers. I mean yeah, that's
in the five dollars here in our Patreon, along with one hundred almost two
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four. Yeah, I mean that is the infamous pay per view word ball
Bear. We're watching a lot of stuff where people die that just happens in
the World Wrestling Federation. Yeah, I ever saw Paul. I never saw
this, but I saw the trial run behind the scenes of it. I
never saw the actual game, so it'll be interesting. Oh wow, all
right, Well that the retro sync is also up on the Patreon, the
retro snap being the Raw Roulette, the very first one. Yes, it
is a synced up footage with our review of the first Raw Roulette. I
believe that's two thousand and two. I want to say that is also in
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shit, absolute banger banger, some would say, on the level of Kane
and Jamie Noble versus a great colleague, it might surpass that. We'll have
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Right? Time to get into w w E Friday Night SmackDown January night,
two thousand and three. I was gonna I was about to call you out
and say, I don't know what day of the week it was on,
but Friday sounds right Friday, it's on Thursday. It wasn't Friday. It
might be Thursday. They call it Friday Nights back down on the Peacock.
Peacock. That gets me every time, Dude, dude, what season?
Every time Friday? I think it's Thursday? Right, yeah, yeah,
yeah it was Thursday. But on peacocky, I just always just like copy
and paste the Peacock title and oh is that right that time? That's a
stretch of that you do for the show that I didn't realize it's on.
My notes are fucked up and crazy. I don't want to there. I
got four pages anymore, jesus. Yeah, at le I like fucking have
like I don't know, bullet points and ship you know what I mean.
I mean it's tough, man, you gotta it's a lot to remember.
It's a two hour show and I'm out of my mind. So I I
got to write down. You know, I only write down so much because
I forget more. I need to write it all down. Yeah if I
can mentally remember, Like I just need the notes to like mentally remind me
of job. Yeah yeah, exactly. Yeah. Well in this Thursday SmackDown,
of course. But before we get into the review, let's take like
the wrestling Observer newsletter from out the Times he was going on in the world.
This is no this is Meltzer from the Observer January sixth two thousand and
three. Hold on a second January sixteen thousand and three, with the year
coming to a close, Meltzer says he's gone back over raw from September to
December and looked at every segment to see exactly who are what drives ratings and
maybe learn about what people were going for. The only real conclusions are that
Sean Michaels is a flop and that Rick Flair has been destroyed as a character.
And nobody except Scott Steiner is a ratings draw and comment to Scott center's
a draw. So there it is Scott Steiner, magg Shawn, Mike Show,
Michael's flop Tony and three, uh, I don't buy it. He
had got on his side right after he won the Chamber Tony. Yeah,
well, you know, he didn't have real tights then. He hadn't figured
it out yet. He had was that in the brown Doo Dooo pants and
a goddamn haircut Judy pants with haircut. Yeah that's a classified haircut man.
Yeah that is yeah, yeah, that was like the easiest name of the
show. I don't know why. That's like the one I remember him and
Cookie dude their podcast is Nuts are just like, yeah, we were all
fucking well. Cookie actually just sits there while Ned and the other girl were
like, yeah, we were sucking each other crazy cookies children, Hello,
I was doing the show. I don't know a n w A tn A
News. Even though Bill Goldberg has publicly said he would never work for TEENA
because of Vince Russo. When he specifically asked by someone in the company to
see if he was open to the idea of doing a one shot to cut
a promo on Russo, he said he was willing provided the money was right,
which I can't imagine because this is still a weekly pay per view time.
I can't imagine Goldberg coming in for a one off just to do a
shoot promo promo on Russo and never come back. Well, you know,
historically, I always remember Goldberg for his good shoot promos. Did they they
did that with something? They did that with like Tony Shavani though, didn't
they like he comes in Hawaiian shirted out got the promo? He w w
E news. Nathan Jones, who was expected to start full time on the
road with the Raw Crew on January sixth, as the Next Big Thing moved
to Orlando from Australia this past week. I want I put this in here
because I I can't wait to talk about Nathan Jones on the show. Jones
is going to get a huge push as he's Vince's pet project, as they
shot a ton of footage over the past week with him in Australia. The
idea they have is a Hannibal Lecter like evil genius character and are going to
push that he spent years in prison strong to give him a harder edge.
The idea will be that he is the super intelligent guy who can talk about
any subject, but as a dark and scary side when he snaps. So
like Kevin Sullivan had an idea for Mick Foley to do this years ago and
it never quite took off. So keep that in mind when you think of
the history. That's what I've always thought about about Nathan Jones. If you
were pushing too far, this is an evil genius, a dark side to
him, super bald with bikers. I wo, wow, wow, I
don't even remember I like hearing you do it though. One of the biggest
things I remember about Nathan Jones was that his text had the glowing white light
whenever they did like the part on it. Yeah, that's crazy. From
The Observer, January thirteen. Become the ugliest man alive. Sadly he was.
He was fucking just a few years short of being the ugliest butteriest man
ever from Australia. He's lucky wasn't smackedout. I'm sure Adam Brooks fucking has
worked or has encountered Nathan Jones, right, friend, Yeah, yeah,
we gotta ask Brooksy about goddamn Nathan. Hey, I duck yeah, shouts
outliest malive Adam Brooks is one of He rides for DPW like nobody else.
And he he hasn't been here in a year, not by choice, not
by our choice, just so you know. From The Observer, January thirteenth,
two thousand and three. At Sushio, Nita announced that he would retire
summer with imagine afghanist. There mean when I'm lying crazy, it should be
not well, James, come on, be fair here. It should be
noted Anita has said he was going to retire every year since nineteen ninety four.
Yeah, the big show's coming up, baby, these tickets to the
point, his fake retirements gave him the nickname mister Liar and showing the fascination
with celebrity in that culture, a wrestler with a nickname mister Liar was then
voted into senate. Mister liar is like, not even subtle, just a
little liar. That's by the way, just so everyone knows, the year
is twenty twenty four. Anita will be wrestling in two months. Yeah,
he's in the fucking wrestling the Dudley's Oh yeah, great, Yeah, this
is crazy w news. I guess here's the latest Sean stasiac insanity. Here
we go, all right after, I'm for this tapping tapping after Staysy a
canceled a radio interview with Jason Super locked up with my four arms on my
legs like crazy. After Staysy had canceled a radio interview with Jason Barrett of
No Holds Bar Radio, claiming he didn't want to get any heat because he
was heading back to w W. He then did an interview with Chris Yandick
where he claimed that there was an impostor Sean Stasia who was posing as him
giving interviews. He claimed he was attending Kyra. I mean, I take
James's the guy that would go around pretending to be Shawn stays A giving interviews.
Yeah, I mean there's a lot of people that have been trying to
do that. You know, he's one of the Moose influential superstars. Well,
Sewan Stasy claimed he was attending chiropractic college and has no interest in returning
to w w WI. Dude, he fucking did too. He's a chiropractor.
Now, who's who's yet that no holds barred radio guy, when asked
to write a retraction since it was a fake Sean Stasiak he had supposedly spoken
with, then noted that the person who set up the interview they did with
Stasiak was the guy that Staysyak did the interview with, saying that it was
an impostor. So Christian Dick the guy he just did this interview with,
Christian claiming he was on there claiming there was an impostor. The guy he
did that interview with was the guy that gave this other radio guy stasy X's
info. So I'm not too sure they got him mixed up. Sorry,
it happened. Yeah, he was the one who gave him the phone number
an email, and that clearly it was him they talked with and told them
he was going back to w w E. It should be noted that Stasyac
has guessed on that No holds Barred radio show many times in the past before
I sounded just life. It's just for years just running facial stage interviews.
That is unbelievable. And last thing here, Triple H has apparently been vocal
in his thoughts that both Tough Enough and Confidential are doing more harm than good
to the company. He's concerned that the business being exposed has led to it
being impossible to get over as an old school heel, what do you think
about that, Triple H? Triple H the game he's over there on raw
booking himself to beat everybody and never lose. I can't get over It's hard
for him to get over. And brock Lesnard just took over the entire business
in seven and a half months. I just can't get over Confidential, all
right, dude, Mac captempitely is taking my heat for where Patisa's got plush
in the fucking mood. I don't know what's going on right now, No
one's getting over Jim Ross is walking around with Stone Cold and a dog on
Confidential and it's sucking up my heat me? How are me and the boys
ever gonna get he ever did? Right? Fellas? Come on, guys,
this is well. Brother. I think that guy's god of right.
Oh my, he's gone, brother, Dude, How am I gonna lose
to when he's on Confidential? Dude? I might as well have los to
Mavid with the eyebrows? Brother, Did you like Tough Enough? Did you
like? Did you watch him? Yeah? Yeah, I watched it was
on. Yeah, you know, I didn't really think much. I never
really thought much tough Enough. I mean, I thought the Stone Cold season
was funny. What they did to m Dog twenty on that hurt my feelings.
That's okay, I should feel bad about it. He's like, I
could do anything right now. I could do a million things right now.
Well, you you missed your chance, you missed you you can't. John
morrisone was funny as fun to John Morrisone's that's a good that's pretty d He
won that one too. Yeah, John Morris, look, I could do
Kevin John said, fuck that guy. That guy didn't mean pitch send in
the ECW. You should go back and watch the early season. They're actually
fucking absurd. And but I definitely watched it when it was live, and
I don't think it never took away my enjoyment of wrestling, But if anything,
it made me more of a fan. I like the reality aspect.
It was cool. I thought it was a fun little show. Yeah,
shouts out tough enough, put Tony on tough enough. Well, there you
go. That is it for the wrestling observer portion of the show. And
now it's time to getting SmackDown. Thursday, January ninth, two thousand and
three. I can't let you get close that is on tough enough. All
right, let's get into Friday Thursday night the beauty people. You're too early,
Tony. You gotta go through the first ding in trouble. Yeah dude,
all right, So we're Taggling's doing the SmackDown six era here of SmackDown,
which, surekay, historically one of its even if you don't want to
say it's the best era of SmackDown, it was the most defining era that
created pretty much create this backdown that would be presented for the next ten Yeah,
yeah. Yeah. Of course, SmackDown six was headed by Paul Hayman,
the creative overhaul of this this thing, and he got it basically because
he wore down Vincent until Vince said, look, you just go over there
and get the away from me. Yea, And yeah, I mean it
created a lot of stars here and it did a lot of good for a
lot of people. It didn't last that long though, I don't even know
if it lasted a year. Well that's a off. That was just that
was just my phone for some reason, I went on Paul Hayman's calling him
to say talking about glazing. Sorry. So yeah, that was a good
Leave me a little, Paul. We're coming to the end of the SmackDown
six there here, and paul Y has switched up on brock Lesner and he
has joined the Big Show. Big Show with mustache and single it and jeans.
Yeah, dude, a bar with the goddamn wife beater. So we
got a cold open here last Thursday. This is the type of intro dude
that was like they did this every week and this spac dust he did the
Jackass movie. This is crazy, super dramatic, crazy sound effects like metal
hitting a wall, or something on everything in this blue overlay. Very big
staple of this era. If there is anything I vividly remember, it's this
fucking last Thursday, which is cool, you know, but we have we
have Brock lesnar versus Big Show at the rumble. Whoever wins will also be
in the row rumble. I guess the other one, not Paul Hayman,
is now like I said, with the Big Show, Brock is now turning
into a baby face here. Brock babyface run is fucking awesome because he just
kills everybody. He does kill everybody. They let that motherfucker run rampant on
everybody. You take the biggest guy we got, he's getting his ass worked
tonight too. It will be too gets his ass worked crazy anyways by the
smallest man we have on the roster. But you had Brock in this in
this video package, destroys like everybody on the roster pretty much, blood all
over him. Just fucking dude, Okay, So fucking yeah. He Hayman
is talking ship saying, you know, Brock can't beat the Big Show.
Brock comes out to confront him. This is in the video backs the way
fucking Matt Hardy and Shannon Moore, come out, Matt Hardy, brains brock
in the back of the head with a chair and bust him open hard so
like throughout the rest of his fucking video like Bronca's got blood pouring out of
the back of the head. He's throwing f five's to everybody. He's doing
his entire Here comes the pain moves at the Shannon Moore. That's awesome,
dude, Fuck the f five Shannon. Matt tries to twist the fade him
fucking Broncat fives him too, and yeah, very and dude, the inclusion
of Matt Hardy in all of this angle, by the way, is fucking
tremendous. Brock Bear fucking think his lucky stars that Paul Hamian was here this
motherfucker. Oh my god, there's been no one as well protected and pushed
on his own show away from fucking Vince McMahon ever. Yeah, and the
history of time way, dude, healed out beating the fuck out of every
legend he can face. Now he kills all the fucking heels dude style.
Dude. It's funny though, and I'm sure, I'm sure we talked about
it before, but it's just It's funny how every time Hayman gets the book
Big Shows Monster, he just just this guy and then of course we get
the That's awesome. I love My favorite part of this intro is, like,
you know, the intro to a show really like shows what your show
is about and what what's meaningful to w W E. And I love that
the stink face is important enough to be in the intro a Big especially sniff
and smell this ship and check him at the top of the ramp with the
hat forget about it? Due should you? We should produce that the Rikishi
scratch and sniff figure crazy, but maybe it smells great. That's like the
like there's a chase where it smells like ship pack with sporting road dog or
whatever, squirting road dog in the bottle. Yeah with the bottle. Yeah,
dude, those are awesome. I was just showing James the gross out
w c W figures the other day, which go for like five hundred bucks
on e Bay. It's like staying in his fucking faces fucked up. Yeah,
I don't understand the action figure game, man, No, dude,
it's fucking crazy and the weird like, I don't know if they just get
in their bag crazy, Like, Oh, we're like selling crazy right now.
We gotta have a shitty line real quick. But all the figures always
look like ship. I don't know what they think kids will buy the ship.
Oh kids love this fucking gross ship or whatever. It's like they love
sporting road dog. Yeah, I probably I probably would have butt scratched it
Sipperkisi, Yeah, that would have been fucking nuts. Could you like your
mom like, picks, what the fuck is this? Oh it smells like
ship. It smells like fucking ship. Put that down. That was normal
for as I'm trying to see how fine to butt them on my ass is
normal. Yes, Big Show, we don't even get They don't even get
into the arena. Big Show, don't the dude, they don't even do
the SmackDown Pyro. Yeah they do Big Show Pyro. Yeah. I mean
that was way different than anything. I liked it. That was like a
yeah, a diversion from how w W was doing Ship at the time.
I like that pick up that guy damn Big Show, Raw Magazine SmackDown though.
Yeah, you know you know they're he's like Andre the Giant or whatever.
Mustache fucking goddamn like Andre the Giant dude. Okay, so I thought,
I was like, okay, this is like a promo. No Big
Show and Hyman walk out and they go ding ding ding. I said,
oh ship, they're doing a match right now. Yeah, they start the
bitch off, crazy dude, Big Show bee line to the ring. I
never saw this before. But he steps up on the bar under the ring
apron and like steps up the ring that way. It was crazy. I've
ever seen that before. It was very Yeah, he doesn't go apron.
He doesn't go floor to apron with his foot. He goes floor to beam
under the ring in the middle, through the apron out of the other.
What the hell, I've never seen that before. Had a rough flight,
brother, I got the ring breaks. You just put our ring up and
just hit the ropes. So we have brock Lesnar versus a train also on
the Bill train tonight a train first time ever, by the way, a
match should I see? When the hell did a train get his neck broke?
Okay, so it was this match. Why then did did I not
see it? They took it out. I was like in my head I
was watching, I was like, when the break his neck? I don't
want to jump to a forehead. But yes, it is this out.
They took it out, they took it out, and this is the second
f five he does break his neck and then do it again. You gotta
get the shot on the top of his head and then the train because I
think I burnt my neck though, I gotta look at it. Waits wait
till wait, till we get to the match. Just you remember it,
right, yeah, But I didn't realize it wasn't It was just okay.
So when when I was watching it, I'm watching him pick him up for
the five, and I'm like, wow, is this where he fucking breaks
his neck and then it doesn't happen. I said, oh, that's weird.
This felt like it, and then I looked it up and it was
that was that's hardcore burned into my brain as it's a neck, just fucking
it's just scorpions crazy. Actually, don't even think he breaks his neck though
its huge. Yeah, it's right, get it. He says, Oh
man, my fucking neck is broken. Ugh, don't you come here?
Atrin? Yeah, dude, Atrian give himself a psycho driver air. That's
the verdict. Fucked your line, dude. Oh yeah, we'll talk about
that's obviously the man of main event of the show, but yeah, that's
this show, James. You you so what you felt inside was correct?
Damn dude, Wow, this looked way cooler on this video version because it's
fucking to forty supposed to be one person has a camera flashing the whole screens.
All right. So before we get to that, we have Big Show
versus Rakishi Rakishi, and Rakeshi comes out fired up raising the roof big time
dude Rakes. She's like super into his gimmick here and like he's a threat.
But also if he wins, he goes to the top of the ramp
and dances with his ass and his ass. I'm sure we talked about it
before, but I always, I always think it's super cool how tapped in
theduction was here where the camera guys had to frame the shot off to the
side to fit. Oh yeah, I love that. They did a good
job. Yeah yeah, that's fucking awesome, And I've like, no one
has done that since I don't think I don't think it's ever been done on
any other wrestling show. Doesn't need to anymore. It's sixteen nine. Yeah,
I got oh I guess you're right. You can just put it wherever
the fun you want. Yeah, it doesn't anymore. It's cool now either
what it? Well, I mean they have done it unless you do it
tighten back. They did? Oh really, yeah, a bunch of random
facts. Everyone had Matt Fax for some reason. Oh fuck, I do
remember that. Never mind, I know, because I fucking know from the
games, you know. Okay, So yeah, man, we got Rakishi
and Big Show and it's it's literally the start of the show. That's like
a ding ding ding. Fuck get into this fucking match. We're just going
into a match. Yeah. Big Show pushes Rakishi into the corner and then
proceeds to spit as much in his face as it's hutally possible. Dude,
he wasn't even spitting. He was just talking ship and he spill was flying
everywhere out again a receip for now, did he he's spinning all over him?
Yeah, you're right. Well, Rakes chops him like fire up back
and rikey, she goes ah, Avery chops him. The crowd is shading.
Big Show sucks, and he just completely ignores any OF's offense here.
He just stares at the crowd. Well, he's the biggest, monstrous,
fucking biggest dude ever. Well he's Andre's dad or son or whatever. The
second cousin, So Big Show misses an elbow drop. Yeah, that's fucking
crazy to me. First off, that that is crazy. This guy left
his feet, uh, and they were pushing him as like a killer to
like you know Lesnar's and like they had this dude elbow drop it and missing
and you got to take it off. Help. That's why he took the
apron easy getting into the ring to get help. But drop So Show chops
him a ton randomly, Yaka is a kick just fucking oh my god,
off the rope again. Jim dad Out said, what the fuck? Yeah,
I got to dude. Black jeans with belt is a pretty confident wrestling
attire. Yeah, I mean this whole I mean, look at him.
This is very confident in general. Yeah. I think Big Show like historically
like hated like everything at this time he was. I mean, he doesn't
feel I'm looking at him, and he doesn't feel like he's enjoying. Man.
And then he another thing that I'm looking at that I didn't enjoy was
this four minute abdominal stretch. Can we just talk about how that happened in
the first place. Like Big Show put an abdominal stretch on Rakishi for fucking
four minutes. Four minutes the right next to the ropes, and the camera
keeps zooming in on Rakishi and I see his bloodshot eyes. I don't know
what going on, and Big Show works this abdominal stretch. I was thinking
that he was gonna do like a bear hug, and I think maybe he
didn't do the bear hugau his brock did the bear hug at the time or
whatever. Maybe sure, this is his move. I don't think I've ever
said I've never seen him doing abdominal stretch other than this. This is like
the only time I've ever seen him doing. Tony, they were so close
to the ropes, so I was like, Okay, he's working the abdominal
stretch, and he's gonna grab the top rope for heat and they're gonna milk
that a few times, and then the ref's gonna get him off and then
Rakishi himp toss or whatever, and then we'll keep going with the crowd.
The crowd is abdominal stretch the crowd eventually, and that also Tony, remember
this is Thursday SmackDown. That could have been done. I saw the people
stay up and listen. I won't fight you up the crowd. That's awesome,
just easy to chant that way. But yeah, four minute abdominal stretch.
The crowd finally gets behind Rakishi, and the way we end this segment
here is Big Show grabs the top rope to cheat. Rakishi tries to fight
out, and then Big Show hunches him in the room. Fuck you man
sees to give that motherfucker the net clothes he could. That was crazy.
He does though, he does, dude, but the sound off of it
is crazy. Everyone's not meat, that's Big Show. Chuck slams his Assid
wins shine. He got Rocky chance. I guess it's right. When did
they stop calling it the show Stopper? I thought that was a cool name.
It had to be before this era. It definitely was, but I
was like, that's a great name. Has a different move. He spins
all around and holds him up near for a while. He went to his
knees. Yeah, but he turns into show stop. I always think he's
like the one where he spins right. He does that choke saying he can't
do that to Rocky. She he probably couldn't. He didn't want to do
that, think of you can't even goddamn. We talked about this a little
bit before, but this era was a lot of that. So, like
there was a lot of these matches were working holes because at the time they
felt like matches were getting too spotty. So like they were like, we
need to go back to working slow down kids. Yeah, so the crowd
will like understand what's going yeah, and so the guys don't have to kill
themselves. They'll come up for a chavo DDT. Then it worked, It
works, Yeah, it was. There's no one else in town to do
anything about it. He's just like, yeah, we're slowing this down.
I don't know, we have to watch out. Dude. Goldberg's not even
on TNA. I'm not watching that. He's not going to be for ever
way Big show. Then he wins the match and then starts fucking slobbering all
over himself, Like this dude just had a lot of spit in his body.
Why was he so slomy? I actually have no idea. Boy.
The game is calmed down, gone down, and Paul he cuts the promo
and says They're going to teach proc Lesnar a lesson here to night before the
night is over. Yeah, so that is the that's the big angle for
tonight is that they're gonna teach Brockleassner a lesson lessen I'm gonna call Tony again.
We have Charlie Haws versus Edge and shutting Benjamin versus Crispin wattanight. Yeah,
so team Angle is doing card Angle's bidding here. Chrispin Wall is gonna
shot at the title at the pay per view of the World rumble, and
Edge is just fucking he doesn't like these guys. They have they I think
the first week the SmackDown six eras started they started beIN Wan Angle. They
have running. They have ran ben Wan for almost an entire year, and
now Angle is the undisputed champion and ben Wash That's pretty cool because they started
as strange what they call that strange, then they were like, oh ship
were actually kind of crazy, and then they won the tag belts and they
lost him and then they've been feeding fuck you. Yeah, that was kind
of cool. They should have done Double Jeopardy. By the way, whoa
has nobody ever done that? I don't think so yeah, I don't think
it would have been crazy. Well, Paul, he was at the Helm,
you know. Yeah, you're right. Jeopardy e c W. Price
that was thomb You're right. I didn't work as well as he thought it
would. So we have John Cena with B Squared wrong, yeah, b
too. There he is versus Java Guerrero with Eddie. Yeah. Man.
John Cena comes out here. He says, kill a beat, you're about
to hear some freestyle, give me something. They beat back up, and
then John seen it for the next two to three minutes, makes fun of
Mexicans the whole time, those racist things you can go just and a litany
of every stereotype possible. John, do you guys or Mexican? Holy fuck?
No, I buddy, Yeah I didn't. Yeah, don't be hating
brother because's Latin. Goddamn. Yeah. B Square takes the mic at the
end of it and says boo yeah and then drops the mike Chris Danger style,
and and then Java comes out to the fucking l W the theme,
which is awesome. Yeah, this is weird, real slow and everything.
And I guess which is even weird because they were the baby faces here.
Yeah. I guess, but I think that was just Chavo's song. Yeah,
that's just weird. It's just I think it's weird, especially because like
I'm used to the slower version being their heel thing. Yeah, I guess
that. Yeah, you're right. Remember uh remember the l w O song
at the Rumble and we were very confused because it's Eddie's intro. Yeah,
oh my god. I was like, oh my god, like like he
was like chilling the whole time, like not really fucking into anything, and
then female is going on. It was fucking dj C shouts out, Yeah
you can't do that people that god damn hell, the fucking craziest all my
life. I think, Yeah, it would have been comes out. Why
we couldn't see it? Yeah, turn around to look at the low rider
behind you. Someone hold up a phone to recorded so I can see it.
That's how I was watching the whole show. And I saw the ring
like twice. I was there for seven and a half hours, four matches,
seven and a half hours. Oh yeah, you never got to give
your side of that fucking event. There was nothing to give. I couldn't
see nothing ye show, and then I got sick. Fuck And that's all
I came out with people what a boo? Yeah. Oh, by the
way, just so you know, B squared uh stands for Bling Bling Buchanan.
Oh is that what those stands for? Oh? Just so you know,
Uh, they break up next week? Oh well they had on the
house show Loop. Yeah. I think we talked bouts too, Matches.
I'm just gonna bring him up again here. I'll show Loop here. Two
thousand and two into two thousand and two, we had Bull Buchanan, Chavo
and to Jerry versus Horse Hogan Johnson and Morganry. And then we had the
other match, Horse Hogan JOHNSONA the Big Valvoski versus Albert Bud and Mike Awesome
released the footage, Please somebody drop the fucking footage. Holy fuck. That
sounds fucking insane, crazy, this, this fucking house show is match.
This house show is probably lit as fun. They had that Horse Johnson,
Big Valbuski was Albert b and Mike Gossain and the next was I Kiss My
Ass Matches A week's release The Funniest Man I doesn't know his gas. Yeah
wow, that sounds awesome. Yeah wow. Jamie Noble versus Ray Mysterio cruiseweight
title. I need that. How is this show better than the weekly smack
later? God damn wow yeah boo yeah. So b Squares here, he's
got the hat on, he's got the working man pants and B two style
ye wrestling boot. This is just a singles by the way, Yeah it's
John Well. They're they're doing the tag team split up into singles for both
sure, which I always like. I like those too. Chavo here is
actually fucking work. He's beating a ship on Johnson on this one. Dude,
he's tilt where hut Sizen Tedsis is crazy. He's fucking a million pin
attempts. Yeah, he grabs a waist lock Johnson. I don't know what
the fuck is going on. Java, Like some grabs the waist, like
the grabs a rope rope and he says, I'm a sight you know suplex.
That's awesome. Good for you, Java. So Chavo goes up to
the top. I guess, maybe looking for a moon salt, I guess,
but these squares not just going for Phoenix flash chapad that the vault.
I think it was Sena was going for a back suplex and Travo bumped him
off. So he was up there fucking facing the crowd and then B Square
bumps him off. Oh yeah, but he was like setting up the phoenix
splash in the vault. Saw. So Chava goes for whatever I guess,
frog splash the ground, nobody ship. Oh my god. Chava goes for
uh whatever, and B Square knocks him down and then Eddie gets his ass
and Cena B Squared then attack Eddie on the outside. Yes, Chavo House
shows on Sena. This is whatever formula they got here for this match.
They I swear to God, this is the formula for fifteen more years.
Yeah, guys on the outside, all right, yeah, we'll fight d
how should uh? Well? Then, by the way, by the I
think we talked about this before, but uh, Eddie is not a fan
of this team, and specifically Eddie is why Sena and B Square do not
get the tag titles. Oh yeah, he's He didn't want to drop him
to him, No, he did not want to cause he didn't fucking like
I don't know if he didn't like Sina or if it was be Squared or
the combination of the two. Well, Sina had seen him before this gimmick
had just been a job guy on SmackDown. That's true, and was about
to be Can of course, the complete opposite superstar. He was a WrestleMania
he was he was in a video games by now too. It was inspect
Out too. That's very true. But ARTC style, there's actually a sign
in the crowd that says I miss RTC. During this whole Eddie just suplexes
B Squared onto the ramp, just fucking kills him. No reason they had
to do this, So that's why I brought that up. James is like,
there's definitely a formula for this outside brawl, and then Eddie just shoots
suplexes. Yeah, he's super lexes on the ramp. He's beating his ass
so bad that I forget that B Squad also has a match later. I
was like he came out. I was like, what the fuck is this
guy? He's hurt? I don't even know he did. Yeah, they
came out for the match. I was like, dude, and this guy
hurtlex earlier he goes so Chava house shows, yet Eddie hits a vertical super
on the ramp. Uh. The refs then eject Eddie and Square be Squirre
cut his ass kicked and they got a jet aboard, he got yelling,
he got sculded for taking a sup plex on the ramp, and then Chava
hits a d d T which the crowd you could have convinced me that the
glass broke, and then Shadowed Dreams also came on. I would have reacted
to that. Just turned out. Cold comes out and gold face paste get
round. Crazy cooler because Chrava gets a bunch of two counts on seeing it
and then ddts them for two and the crowd goes, what was Travo beaten
fucking shadow more weekly with the d d T or something ship? Why,
dude, I don't know. They pumped that ship. Ain't crazy for that
one. That was authentic. It was you at the rumble with people action.
So yeah, man, d d T. Sina then just rolls up
Chavo and holds the rope to wiz the match. Dude, what the fuck?
Like Trava goes for a sunset flip and see that just sits on his
on my face, on his face and holds the ropes right in front of
the rev. Whatever. Yeah, this is one of the worst things to
ever happened. This is like stone cold jointed sub levels that he bood crazy
watches. That's a problem here. I'm a rawman. So my thought,
my initial thought when I saw this was, oh, Sina's gonna get a
tag titles shot, and he does. He actually gets one next week does
and then they break the team up because Eddie hates them at least can't at
least his job. It gets replaced by the Red Dog. It's fucking crazy
mad, but that is good Ford Block floor because the Red Dog goes on
to be Rodney Mack, which that is a legendary. It is. We
go to a pre tape Al Wilson, Al and Don Marie got married.
They did. They got married last week. One of the cole says,
one of the most bizarre weddings ever, and they recap the wedding, which
I'm glad they did because I was like, I we'll probably watch this eventually,
but I was like, you know what, we don't have to now
because we could just we could just talk about it here because they show all
the best parts. So the was a preacher. What is that very man?
Yeah, the merryman us. If there's anyone here tonight, that ry
man, marry man uh, is anyone here that I believes these two people
shouldn't be engaged in holy matrimony? Please speak now or forever. Three minutes
eighteen sh old man shut up, so he shut this merry man up.
Well, don ree, don Marie says. She objects, and she says,
I promise these people here to night that I would recite my vowels to
you without my wedding dress on in front of you and the merry man.
There is a God, that's what the mary man also says, that's one
of his wedding terms. All out, you said that before I say that
I do the merry man in front of God in Christ himself. He says,
God, ship ship he cook, yeah, oh fuck yeah. Al
Al helps her too. By the way, she starts shripping down. Al
dude strips down to her lingerie. This is fucking insane. By the way,
this is crazy, man. Don Maurice says, well, Stephanie McMahon
said, this is as far as I can go. But Stephanie never said
anything about my husband to be. Cole says, oh no, so al
Al al Wilson then starts to undress. He's taking his shirt off. Don
Marie, This is out of pocket by just yangs. He's got his shitty
little tiny white Al Wilson gold chain, gold ear ring. They play him
on a couch interviewer's girlfriend. This is this, dude, is ultimate.
This is crazy, dude, the amounts. I feel like I've seen Al
Wilson more in his fucking underwear than I've seen him in any clue before.
You're Al Wilson's here in his underwear, don Maris and fucking sexy lingerie is.
We're not gonna have some love ship like this, Stay the funk away
from you. That ship did not come out like this. It's real.
This ship means so to me. Man. Yeah, man, I mean
this is this is pure. They're pure naked. That's how pure it is.
Never understood that. I mean, you know, she's selfish, she
doesn't care about her dad like I do. So God damn ship. Hey,
you gotta Al Wilson says I. Al Wilson, take you, don
Marie to have him to hold or whatever. I take all the mouths,
trust me, all of them. That's not saying if we lost some ship
like this, but I don't even go to that life, you know,
to have it hold or whatever. I take all the valves, let's go,
and Dawn says, I do Marie take you? Al Wilson having a
hold this way day forward till death to us part and they kiss, they
make out crazy style on the canvas and they walk out together. Al Wilson
Tidy Whitey's little boner Marie. They leave together. Put yeah, it's night.
Where do you get this merry man from? He's fucking I don't think
should just well, Don says Al. You have the video camera because we're
gonna video our entire honeymoon, which is Yeah, that's fucking crazy. That
is crazy, and we get to experience it here on SmackDown their honeymoon.
Yeah, so we have a pre tap. We actually cut straight at the
pre tape. Oh there's a there's a door that says honeymoon sweet on it
set How that works? Well, Tom Marie is of course at the door,
and she's in lingerie, and she brings the camera into their honeymoon suite
and you walk in the room, this fucking holiday inn ass room on.
Come on, those fucking rose petals everywhere. This is crazy, that's crazy.
This room fucking sucks. It's not a honeymoon sweet she deserves better.
There's a reason why, mad, and it's because this room a methane.
Come on, this is the fine doom fucking ol Wilson will only have the
finest set up here for fucking dog Marie. Come on, this is the
craziest whoever Wilson, this is crazy at take your has the holiday in film
some ship now said, see, man, I can't afford anymore. Man,
just get this ship. Yeah, so this was I mean, if
you were flipping channels and saw this, whatever the fuck you're doing before,
you ain't doing it no more, no way. This is all you gotta
pay. Yeah. Dawn says, uh, she's Al and I have been
on our honeymoon in the past week in Hawaii and she is absolutely exhausted because
Al Wilson's been fucking plowed her. That's crazy, gold goldie, little boner,
and she says, for those that don't know, my owl is an
absolute animal. We would love for you to join us in our most intimate
honeymoon moments. So stay tuned because there's more to come. Al Wilson has
to Tory Wilston has to sit here and listen to her dad railing her biggest
off every week, every week TV fucking my dad on TV every week.
She's fucking just fucking her dad, old ass dad. That's crazy. He's
getting his Yeah. I mean, god, God, God bless you.
So we have Matt Hardy with Shannon Moore versus Billy kid Man. Matt Hardy's
Matt fact, by the way, was Matt has a heated toilet seat.
So on commentary, h Cole starts talking about some sh Cole says, I
can't wait, you know this Tuesday on TNN the Big Raw Bash ten year
anniversary spectacular and we're gonna be there, and Taz responds with, yeah,
I got a heated urinal in my house? What is he talking about?
There's a lot of that on this show. So Shannon Moore is distracting Billy
Kidmen for most of them the originally mephor and until Kidman pretty much says fuck
it and then just jumps into this fucking springboard shooter to the outside. That
is dude, that is fucking insane. It is fucking insane. Like he
like, he doesn't even do it. I don't know how you would describe
this because it's not springboard, right he technically, I guess he climbs to
the top rope, but it's not in the corner. He like climbs next
to it and then shooters off of it. It's insane. He also knocks
heads with Jennimore so fucking hard and you can hear it. It is nasty.
Yeah, dude, that reminded me of when AJ was on Jacked or
Metal or whatever it was. Yeah, and he fucking did one of those
to like hurt who was hurricanes. It was a hurricane. It was a
hurricane. Yeah, it just fucking popped off one of them boys, just
crazy paul him and probably said should sign him in fucking Vincent. No fucking
way, this fucking guy. Send him to TNA, tell to stay there.
What's that? I don't know figure out. Yeah, but if they
really don't do ship up until the shoot huh no, no, because they
they they make these guys work the same, like it's the same kind of
match that the rest of the guys on the show are working, which is
a weird Like under Site I think in that regard to like if you ever
was doing it, yeah, yeah, especially because like there was no the
women's site was on raw, so like they're big thing was that we had
the Cruiseweights over here. You know, obviously, I think the characters did
sell. Like Jamie Noble's character was awesome, and Idiot was fucking like Jerry
has his own thing, and like the you know, everyone had a character.
But like, also, these guys could go crazy and work crazy,
like you know, and it wouldn't who who would have hurt for these guys
to fucking nail it right here? They're in between you know, fucking John
Cena and god damn Chavo. And then I think it's another Cruisery match after
this, right, uh right, yeah, yeah, so it's not gonna
fucking hurt to Jerry Noble if these guys go especially it's a champ. Yeah,
I think they're like I enjoyed it. Shooting to the floor is nuts.
It is. It's like, I mean, you know, I'll take
that, Yeah, I'll take it. And like it's just it's just like
I said, I think it's with today's vision looking back at it, you
know, it's it's hard to say back then what would have would not have
worn because I mean, at the end of the day, it did work,
but yeah, I would have definitely been interesting to see, like if
let's say fucking to Jerry and Jamie Noble got like nine on this show and
they just fuck the fucking restled ship, just go crazy. But I guess,
like, I guess like that was against the vision of the show there.
They didn't want people doing spot matches, right. They wanted it to
mean something, which I can respect, But I don't want to see a
four minute abdominal stretch. I mean not every match, you know, like
that crazy. They fucking Teeter Todder a sleeper in this one too. Yeah,
early on it's yeah, yeah, that's like most of them, Like
the first if it goes too it's the first commercial is going to be like
we got our shine and then I'm up fucking locked this bitch. And yeah
yeah, So Matt Hardy hits a side effect for two. Matt goes for
the second rope leg drop. He missed his big time, which fucking just
well, he used to do it at the top. They switched the second
rope. Oh yeah, I guess you're right. He did do it off
the top, didn't he? Yeah, And I like, I'm definitely yeah,
And he missed a lot. That was like him cutting himself off.
Even if you don't miss It's still the same bump really right, right,
yeah, that's right. But I'm also in the boat that uh, the
fucking Alabama jam is like the best move ever. What a great move.
Yeah, I think that, Like, that's gotta be one of the coolest
top road moves ever. I don't know who was doing it, Like the
fucking off the top. That's crazy, man. I think maybe I think
maybe I like it so much because so few people do it. Yeah,
probably for good fucking reason. But you but like, if you do it,
I know you're like you're about that ship and yeah I know, I
know. Yeah, Like I immediately go, all right, you're on my
list of like guys I'll watching. Yeah, absolutely, Yeah. So Matt
does oh missus big time. Kimman pushes Matt into Shannon Moore, who's trying
to help Matt Hardy win this match. Of course, it doesn't work,
and he rolls up Matt Hardy for the win. Here shouts out to the
boys for fucking fitting a shooter to the floor in here. I'm yeah,
yeah, they could have done. He could have He saw Trauma do a
house. He said, fuck, I gotta do that shoot. Yeah,
So Matt Hardy after the match, calls Shannon Moore into the ring. Of
course, you know everyone's expecting him to betray him. Shannon fucked it up,
man, he fucked it up. And she has pleading. He's like,
please, I was just trying to help you. Matt says, you
know you are an effort. He says it was an honest mistake. You
know, I'd rather you try and fail than you know, not at all.
And Matt says, I forgive you. Crowd does not like this,
he said, but Matt says, Matt's this is real reaction on Thursdays crazy.
Matt says, I'm sure this audience would be willing to forgive you too,
And the crowd booze and and Matt says, why don't you give it
up for the original m e or the best ever Mattitude follower, Shannon Moore.
He raised his arm up, and you know, it feels like Matt
Hardy's about hit him to close line. I think even Shannon Moore flinches because
he's he thinks about to take a clothes line, but he he brings him
in for a hug. Is humanly possible. It was a very hug,
a straight hug, but it was a hug nonetheless, and Matt Hardy,
you know, looking out for his motherfucker. I love that version of one
by the way anymore, Yeah, I think, Yeah, I don't really
remember much of Crash Holly being with him. I don't know how long that
he didn't really actually Mr Oh he's a Shannon Moore follower or whatever. Right,
he doesn't even right, I don't even know if he lasts very long
in this era Crash Yeah, yeah, maybe not. Well, brock Lesner
is here and he's fucking walking. Yeah, we're a half hour in the
show. Brock cald time time, cald Time definitely not only was not eight
thirty, It definitely wasn't eight cold time was surely like noon. So I
don't know what this is. Yeah, I'll drop said if he showed up
on time to practice, you wanted to guild the age. So Edge was
doing media for WrestleMania in nineteen Kissing babies, loving babies, Yeah, dude,
And if Seattle is a lovely place, if you fucking love rain,
ain't that right? Fellas rain Weed? Fucking rich Bikini Backsady segment Tory Wilson
with uh Josh Matthews. Matthew, dare you I forgot who was Who was
the other guy on SmackDown that used to uh shiitd Grisham. No, it
was another guy that looks just like Josh that was like just before this,
it's gonna bother me. Someone else will know well, Josh says last week
on SmackDown. Josh is horrible at this, by the way, Josh,
alright, that's fair, that's sure. Josh says last week on SmackDown.
When Dawn Marie married your father Al Wilson, Don May became your stepmother in
a wedding that people are describing as well, and Tory takes the mic and
says, I think the word you're looking for is disgusting, which I disagree
with. I thought it was awesome. Yeah, man, Tori says,
the wedding was nothing more than tasteless. I was there to support my father
and Don Marie, uh she was there to embarrass him, and she had
him stripped down to his underwear on live TV and I saw his fucking pecker.
Yeah, what's the problem with that? My man's getting his Yeah,
man, I mean really, you didn't have to fucking watch. Yeah,
what the man's hitting a home run like this is not me unbelievable. Yeah,
this is what's a like like this ship does not happen to a lot
back up man perspective here, man, God damn, I understand how crazy
this is. Yeah, your boyfriend just did a shooting star press of the
floor. I mean, what do you watch? Yeah, worry about the
other things. Well, Tory says, well, they're married now and tonight
they will be blessing us with a live tape from their honeymoon. How romantic,
how revolting? Got him? Don Marie is going to get what's coming
to her, And Josh Matthew says, well, it's just been confirmed by
Steven Man's Yeah, seven Man's office, not just seven O Man, just
her office did this. It'll be you versus Don Marie in the first steps,
step daughter versus steph step mother match And come to think of it,
Josh Matthew says, this, come to think of it, this is a
modern day Cinderella story. The fuck are you talking again to the crazy sileut
It is like Cinderella. I'm gonna stick my glass slipper up your ass.
Don't give me it is it's even crazier. How it's happens here, Tory
says, Cinderella, Oh, I get it. Well anyway, she says,
well, I'm definitely planning on getting my hands on my evil step mother.
But the difference with this fairy tale is if I get my hand on
a glass slipper, if I get my hands on a glass slipper, or
I plan on putting it. And you can hear someone from the crowd in
the background yell. Tory says, it won't fit. We don't want to
fit. I don't know many. I don't know what the movie she watched
either, man, Yeah, no way, fucking man, last slipper?
She needs that, she needs the glass slip. You can't take it off
and put in her ass or you fucking die or something. I don't know.
I don't know what fairy tale you watch. It shouted up real and
I turned that up in sideways, start up a kiddy, as dude,
I was only watching Stripperella after Fellas. I was, you take that ship
off and somebody's ass, you're done. Yeah, Strippell was taking her fucking
glass slippers off and put her up her own ass, and they said perfectly.
So I don't know what the fuck is going on here? It's a
stupid Josh mate, You're going no goddamn help other Josh Matthews, any Josh
Matthews, please get the funk out of here. Many dude, that means
in the crowd young her asses crazy. We were watching the funk out of
this era and the whole time this ship was happening. Every time you go,
what the fuck is toy wasn't complaining about going on? Don Mariso likes
you know, she was a long for the ride. I mean they fucked
a lot. I mean, like you know what I mean, Like,
what's the wrong here? My man? Cook, why you got a wrong
get a very mean title here? Make it out of here. You're only
here every week to say, God, damn Marie spiss to be off.
I know that's what I was. What you talking about? Man, it's
got a sweet peckers my dad, I don't know you. So now we
have to Jerry versus Jamie Noble with Nidia. Yes, Jamie Noble, Ndia.
We talk about this every time. Tremendous. It's one of my favorite
gimmicks ever. Man. Yeah, like actually, like this match is happening,
by the way, because Noble thought to Jerry was looking at his girlfriend
Nidio. They leg they said on commentary they were friends but had a falling
out because Jamie Noble thought that Jerry was I Nydia, which is of course
they would have a match because of this. Why not and Taz says that
Jimmie Noman's girlfriend Nydia as a tomato. By the way. Just before that,
by the way, this is during the both entrances as to Jerry and
both doing singles entrances, Taz says, so let me get this straight.
The whole Cinderella, So the step mom is like the right and Tory is
like the step daughter. So what's out a big pumpkin? He said,
what about the guy with the nose that grows? And Cal says, dude,
that's Pinocchio. Wrong story. So Jamie Noble makes his entrance and Taz
says, all right, well what about the seven Dwarfs. Cole says,
dude, as the wrong story, and Test says, all right, yeah,
I'm pissing hot constantly, so it's very glass slipper your ass on out
of here, slip all that. Yeah, I mean, that's one accurate
story that must do that re release. Yeah, I think I think Taz
was right with the dwarves and the nose and all that. TS had it
going. Yeah. So man, we got to Jerry versus Jamie Noble here
man two of the best ever. Uh. They do some back and forth
here, both are on even footing good shine to Jerry tries to go for
the tarantula, but Noble scouts and electric chairs him into the barricade. That
was awesome. I liked that a lot. Yeah, good good ship.
Double down leads to to Jerry hitting a drop toe hold into the corner,
which starts to a bridging German souplex for a two count, which was one
of his back finishers in the games. So I respected this. That's cool
as fuck too, man, Like this is so well put together, Like
everything leads to something and it don't get a lot of time either. No,
but they cook with what they got. Jamie Nobles fucking just the best,
one of the best. I don't know, I don't I explain any
more than that, you guys don't understand. Jerry goes for the buzzsal kick
Noble ducks and then goes for the Gibbson driver look like Tiger Bomb brother.
Yeah, yeah, what is that Tiger? So they're putting over the bussock
kick pretty big here. That was kind of the story this match was like
Jamie Noble does not want to get fucking hit by his buzz sock rightfully,
fucking so yeah. So Noble tries to go off the ropes to Jerry,
then fucking just kicks the ship out of him out of the air. I
mean, just whatever, just as hard as the kids just fucking die.
Yeah, just anti are And then he lines them up and hits the buzzsock
kick and wins the match. He like even on the re like Cole calls
he saw hit him in the neck. They show the replay, Dude to
Jerry kicks him so fucking hard in the back of his fucking head. I
bet he said, give me that ship. Yeah probably, yeah, he
said, I you're gonna try to get this over. They get it over,
dude. He fucking clabrism with his buzzstal kick. It was awesome.
Yeah, this is good man, you know it was. I think I
think this tremendous. Yeah, but the time they're given, they really put
something together here, So that's cool. And Noble come back to the indies.
We got to run for you. Yeah, man, you try you
try to again. Yeah, I mean we got whatever you want. We
got it. Yeah, let us know. So we got Team Angle hyping
up the undisputed champion Kurd Angle, who was on crutches. Here you can
walk. Why did he get hurt or what does he hurt from? Oh,
I have no fucking clue. It's probably been wah or something right or
heedge? Yeah, probably, Yeah, you might put him in a single
like Boston Crabb. He said no stop, please plant storm. So we
have a video package for an upcoming superstar. Here in the WWE, Nathan
Jones is coming. Question mate, if you had ten years of free time,
what would you do? I want to know what I did? And
then, dude, I don't know if you either of you noticed this.
I I didn't. I had like rewind to see this. But because the
shot is of a prison door, yes, and in the prison door it's
little Nathan. It's just a little eyeball. Nathan Jones is looking out the
dog style. Yeah, but it's like it's definitely not it's like they put
it. There was a tremendous way to put it. But he's looking out
the door. I want to know what I did? Rah? They fucking
burst his hand out of the prison door and Nathan Jones coming soon for ten
long years, Nathan Joe stuck his arm to his door, crazy style.
They didn't beat him to death. Yeah. Was he looking through the hole
when he put his hand through the thing. He was looking through the hole
and then he puts his arm through it. Yeah, so he was looking
through while putting his arm in. How the fuck does it? Is?
Crazy? He got there? What, dude? I mean, I'm thinking
about it. He's like some kind of like evil genius. Yeah. I
don't hope. He's not the ugliest man. He's like super smart, but
he'll snap it any moment. That's if you were dude, I got yeah.
I mean he was very close to having two opposite and he was in
prison with him giving him drugs. It could have been a different given the
Colosses of Bugo Road that was his name. Wow, Wow, seems so
good to Hannibal as he has some matches in Japan. Right, he was
a shoot fighter, right, I don't know, we want all of them?
Bet. Yeah, he was on fucking zero one, Max Hiding Reich
and Nathan Jones if he did, Masado Tanaka and sin Zio Tani. Dude,
dude, David Jones higher right retained the title against Jimmy Snicker Junior.
Whoa and uh who is it? Oh Sylvester Turk dude, what this is?
Two thousand and two? This was before w W E Holy fuck did
they saw his Japan run? Holy fuck? Wow? I thought they brought
I thought they brought him in and made him a wrestler. I thought maybe
I thought there was like I thought w B is scouting prisons. Well they
were. Anyone that was it for whatever reason. Anyone that was in prison
was just coming to w B at that time. Luther Rain's coming. He's
coming to everybody's in prison. So we have Edge versus Charlie hass up next.
Yeah, before that, they they're showing well. Team Angle makes their
entrance and uh the crowd chance you suck of course, And this was awesome.
Kurt is on crutches. He stops Team Mango on the ramp and then
does his arms up taunt with the crutches and he gets Pyro. That was
awesome. Yeah, so uh, Edge and Charlie hask getting the ring here.
Edge, they're pushing it like, oh yeah, and he's looking good
dude, by the way, yeah, Beanie on. So Chrispin Walk comes
out as Edge and hass are starting their match, and uh, Team Mango
doesn't funk with them, you know. Sure, Well that didn't work because
they fuck with them. They fucked them heavy. So I will say this
much. I really do like the Team Angle attire here and I thought that
great. The team was cool too, mm hmm. I wish they didn't
break them up. Yeah, this whole presentation was like fire. I think
it's the here comes the Pain mod I play has Team Mangle. Yes,
the fucking velvet hell yeah, it's awesome. Is cool as man. I
don't know how that wasn't in any of the other games, like as Entrance
Attire. At least they put them on at probably floating them up, floating
yea. I mean, but Team Mangos fucking awesome. There's no reason,
like I I you know, especially back then, that was a big thing,
like breaking up fucking tag teams. Like everyone every tag team had a
break up and then feud because that was just what they had for them when
they didn't have an idea for them to feud with another tag team. It's
like, damn man, Haws and Benjamin could have been heaters for Angle this
whole time. They could have turned face with Angle and been cool like,
it doesn't have to go this way. Yes it does. I guess it
does. Said put Yeah, we'll put him back together. Yeah on the
Indies World here soon. Well we'll see. Yeah, Charlie Hawes hits the
German souplex. I feel like every match has had the Germans. Time German
with the bridge. Yeah it look good too. Man put him up there.
Yeah. Yeah. Host goes for the flying nothing off the top here
and gets met with a gut kick and a Edge belly to belly or suplex.
Two very confusing things to me. One that Edges cut off for him
jumping off the top was kicking him in the gut and has just lands on
his feet, and then yeah, belly to belly and then edge of mannic
Yeah I thought it was. I swear I've seen Edge do that before,
where he'll gut kick off the top rope move, but then he'll usually go
for like the ejaculator or whatever that yeah, you know that is right,
or he just catches you with the edge jaculator dude, he always never caught
him. He always I think he's just like being safe with it. He'd
always fucking that's like what his biggest thing is Edge gut kick out the top
room. It is easy. Yeah, so yeah, Edge hits his double
line back body edgematic. I always get that confused with the fucking educution,
which is the d DT, which is the DDT right right? Like what
was the other one was educution edgematic Edge? What was the submission one that
was the educator educator? I think there was the winning edge, which is
the one he does usually off of someone jumping off the top down downward spiral,
downward spiral was the flat liner, Holy fucking ship man. That was
before has nine move. Dabey called them all. I can't remember what game
I said. I talked about this before in the podcast, but like it
was like he kept switching them. Like at one point I saw to got
the education that Edgematic were not the same move or the education and the something
else. They still were flipped. Yeah, Like one of the moves was
not the move that it ended up you were. That's not the fucking movie
guy was, Well, here's another one for you, James, he was
doing a standing arm triangle in twenty twenty. It was called the Anti Venom.
Oh no, he he was? That must have been Adam. I
haven't seen that edge. That was Edge and probably against Randy Orton. Oh
yeah, the best match. Yeah uh so yeah, Edge hits the goddamn
edge of Mattic. I always thought that movie was cool, but maybe maybe
because in the video games I was rocking that shit. Crazy go into a
pin too, Yeah, just boom head first. Yeah, yeah, the
pain crazy so bin wan Angle start fighting on the outside and then Shelton kicks
binoir. Edge then pushes Shelting off the apron with a little mini spear and
then hits the spear in the ring on Charlie Hass Angle pulls it so it
breaks it up two point nine. Yeah, very close, very close,
but Angle. I don't know why the ref didn't admonish Angle for this.
I guess because there was so much going on, because right after that,
Charlie has reverses a whip, Edge hits the ropes and an Angle fucking clobbers
Edge in the back with the crutch and then has hits Shelton. Benjamin's SVR
finished a Yeah, I don't know. I just I guess neither of them
had an established singles finished yet because they were just doing tag ship most of
the time. So that's he just one with that. Yeah, and then
Kurt Angle comes in and says, whoa Charlie hast does the dropping down to
your knees and throwing your arms up celebration, which is one of the best
haunts of all time due the Olympic Slam. It's the best. I love
that ship. Yeah, Team Angle are stomping Edge out until Ben wat Gintson
and Clear's house. You gotta do the arm thing with it with the arms
world, Yeah, you gotta put that in there. Is that? Is
that a time in the game nowadays? I don't know. Yeah, you
gotta get that No Mercy Star ship. That ship was no Mercy on It's
perfect, it is. It's so fucking it off every time I see it
because I'm like, God, damn it, this is crazy, man,
Yeah for real. Yeah. So Raff is checking on his edge. Curtis
on the outside just talking ship without a mic. He says, you waent
to the world rumble your s is mind. Yeah. This We recapped the
finish and Team Angle was leaving, I was like, Okay, that's the
end of this seg. But sadly we come back. Sadly we come back,
and Chris fucking Butnoir has a microphone. I said, oh man,
I could. I guess. I didn't expect much, but I got less
than I expected, which hurts even worse. Uh dude, Ben while Yes
says whoa hold on Angle, TikTok, TikTok, TikTok. That's time.
That's there's only so much time left. While that's time, that's time.
There's only so much time left until Crownd the new w champion. There's only
so much time left until I make you that's not the end. Sadly,
instead of wasting any more time while you send your little Angle clone, while
you send his ass down here right now. So Shelton's getting fired off.
He said, I'll go, I'll go, which in turn leads to kurd
Angle shoot headbutting Shelton. Benjam repeatedly, I don't know why he did it.
I actually don't either, But that's just fired his ass up like four
times. And we go to commercial. So yeah, and when I come
back from commercial here Crispin wa versus shutting Benjamin. Yes, this match is
very similar to the Edge and Charlie Haas match. It's almost exactly the fucking
same. It starts the same and has the same cut off and the finishes
the same. It's actually crazy. I will say Shutting gave Ben Wah one
of the sickest belly to bellies or belly to backs I've ever seen. Man,
I'm glad you said that because it is awesome. I agree. He
straight up jumps, he jumps, he joys with it, He jumps and
crushes ben Wah on the way down. And it was fucking awesome, which
maybe was a receipt for ben Wah chopping the absolute dog shit out of him
just before. This is like, this is not a hot take on any
word. I don't think it's a hot take. But Shutting is a very
underrated worker. I think through his entire run somehow, Yeah, twenty years
he's still underrated. I don't know how that word that can't be right right.
No, he's not a hot take either. I know a lot of
people. Somebody sign this dude and give him a fucking boll title. Please
stop saying this, yeah, please, goddamn Ben Wahden hits the hat trick.
Germans hits the diving head butt. Angle comes running down with one crutch
rural rumble style, one crutch. A journaline works froad, but his ship
out of the again. He forgot that he was heard. Shelton taps,
but the reft doesn't see it because he's distracted by Angle. Fuck. Angle
then hits ben Wah with the crutch, comes in the ring and then Ben
cross faces him. Yeah, he guts them with the crutch and then the
Angle tries to hit him sledge hammer style with it, and then Walking catches
with a cross face. I love the always love the cross face out of
nowhere like the ground with it. Yeah, awesome. Yeah, Charlie hosting
out running row rumble style which you see the full time coming down. You
thincause the shot is on the rampia and then Edge runs down. Now they're
all fighting. Everybody's fighting in the ring now, yes, and then Angle
ends up taking the crushed bin wa Can you explain this and befortioneer James,
because this feels this feels like something you would enjoy well, where they hold
the whole bin wah and then Angle fucking takes the belt and just unleashes it
style and then Kurt fucking rips his shirt off, yells WHOA come on,
puts ben Wan in an ankle lock. While while he has them on the
ankle lock, Angle's yelling Maco tap, Maco tap, so, which leads
to Charlie Hause grabbing ben Wall's hand and making him tap, and as he
does this goes yeah Angle. Angle is cranking the ankle lock in an unconscious
ben Wah and each time he cranks, he goes, yeah yeah, make
him tap maximin Wall's hands the ground just fucking absurd, bro, Yeah,
tremendous. So we go to a pre tape. We're in the bathroom of
the Honeymoon suite and Al Wilson just went stroke for stroke. This is We're
not We're not gonna We're not gonna sit here and pass by the Al Wilson
just fucking struck out crazy like that's all, dude. This is probably not
the first one four at least man, but he is, He's going through
it. Bro. It's been a rough night so far. I mean,
you know, it's it's it's uh. When there's nothing left, there's nothing
left. We got to chill you to chill. I mean, what do
you expect, especially from alf fucking Wilson. I mean lists of big ups
of the man. I'm sure he's fucking rocking crazy. Like you know,
there's only so much a man can do, right Tony, There's so much
a man expected to do it, you know, especially you know Dawn Marie.
I mean, God bless her, but fuck man, you know you
know in that in that's an area. I get it, man, you
do it whatever it takes. All right, I'll get back in the shower.
I'll take a little bit of team dude. Al Wilson is staring in
the mirror in the bathroom, wiping the mirror off. It's all fogged up,
and he's fucking stressed out. And Dawn Marie's in the shower. She
says, Al, don't haven't I told you how much I love being miss
al Wilson. I'm so excited? And Al is wiping his face. He's
distraught. Don says al, Al, Are you ready? Come on?
Alan? Alon says again, yeah, get your get out of here and
fuck me. Okay, Al does. He gets in the gets in the
shower, the closes the turn and I said, oh, oh my god,
like sticks over bad. Yeah. John Dohn says, isn't it nice
in here? And it's not so bad? And Tad says that Al Wilson,
he's going all four corners. Huh, you can o d on that
stuff, you know, horrible for Yeah, you're right, you're right,
it is. That's a hot to off that honey pack Wilson, you're not
fu man he got all night. Teddy Long gave him the juice backstage said,
don't worry about Pecker. It's not a word for Al Wilson. This
is, by the way, almost seen for seeing exactly an e c W
backstage segment. Yeah, like down to the shower and right, they do
this well, they do this fucking bathroom scene a hundred times in e c
W. That's every single time. There's soond in the fucking shower naked and
its George. It's just incredible, you know, incredible. He's cool and
you're think it's cool and he's fucking all right. No, No, he
rips fans off all the time. He's not cool. You're right, he's
not cool. He's just incredible. They don't do that. That's not that's
on the video games though, there's not a scene where you they want to
fuck you repeatedly and you got you just have to begrudgingly do it. Man,
I've turned it down. I gotta go rest on heat. Fuck you
man, Yeah, give me the funk out of here. So yeah,
man, that's uh, that's pretty much it for out here. We'll see
him a little later to night. Come on, man, it's not it
from don't say that and a couple of rounds left until you. Yeah,
come on, he's out period. Yeah, dude, she beats his ship
to smither. You're right and like into the dust, you know this fucking
NEXS guys beat my a. See I thought you were gonna say this was
like your I don't know what the like. This is your rewind ten of
the night so you could watch it twice five? Yeah, I was rocked
out crazy. That's weird. Yes, Shannon Moore with Matt Hardy. They're
back out here versus Bill DeMott. What the fuck is this? It's Bill
Demot ye, it's build them and he's gonna push it's believe my fucking eyes.
And this guy is out here. Yeah, he's he's tough enough dout
here or something. And they say on commentary that he's on a winning streak.
Get this fucking guy out of here? Yeah, what the hell?
Well? And and to make things even better for you, James, this
entire match is building out working rest holds. Yeah, get this guy the
funk out of here, man, And it's constantly shouting at Shannon Moore because
it's because I can It's because I can't. Man, are you god?
Damn that? Free? He get man? We don't like you think ship.
Matt Hardy's on commentary by the way, Yeah, yeah, I don't
forget that. Yeah. They're talking about Mattitude on commentary and Testro can Mattitude
make you taller? And Cole matteries is of course, Cole says who can
be a Mattitude follower? And Matt says anyone can be? Calson even me
says well, Cole needs to be injected with a dose. And then Tesz
says, how do you do that handshake brought up? Which which by handshake
he means how does Matt do his taunt which which is V and one that's
crazy he started the shock this guy know this but right here like that,
And then DeMott has fucking like a fucking front headlog and just a chancery on
on Shanna Moore in the corner and test is brought. Mott has a nice
submission and it's called the bottle Gamy's figure formed head and says finger for the
head and a fucking fucking bitch. Do you think you can only figure for
the legs idiot? It goes you caving for billing bottle up. That's the
bottom. Yeah, man, this match tries to fight back. I know
you don't want to talk about this match, but this is a good match.
We got to talk about you sure you don't want to, I know
you rewound tended well. Shannimore fights back. He jumps off the second and
then Bill DeMont throws the clothesline anti air. I guess he didn't see earlier
when Jerry did the one, so it didn't matter. Anti air clothesline by
DeMott where he almost trips and falls out of the ring, and then DeMott
hits a sit out doctor company well, then hits a sit out doctor bomb
for the win and then yells because again you were not no dude, he
Billmont? Uh, what a s fat fucking man. This man is just
large, large round bitch. Get out right, just I mean, really
so Matt Hardy think comes in the ring afterwards and pick suh it up,
puts him in the corner and they dragged him to the center, and Ship
gives him a hug. He says, man, you try, Oh yeah,
he's tried his hardest, you know. He claps for him and give
him a hug, and then that's very nice. And then he takes his
idiot get the fuck out of here? Are you kidding me? Playing with
me? Man? You stink dude. Somehow Michael Cole is stunned by this
is what the hell can't fucking be. He said, Matt Hardy's a jacket.
No wonder why nobody wants to be an mf for don't make me want
mass back over there, y'all kill me. Yeah. So now we have
a brock Lesner and a trained tail of the tape right now. Yeah,
man, that's the career highlights of both men. You know. Brock Lesner
just fucking he's been champion, he's and so Brock you know, he saws
all this show stuff and a trains career highlights was he was a fucking fired
football. He's a big tattoo penis head. Yeah, yeah, all the
time. Was about penises. Dude. Even better is that? Uh?
I wish he would have came into the WWF as Baldo because that was one
of his names. Baldo is a tremendous name. Well, he had a
battle ball like that. That was a finish. Yeah. Yeah, that's
also a duve. I'm a train. Yeah, tads on They dub tads
on commentary during this tail of tape to make sure. He says a train
has the weight advantage all right, virtually again, he was a former charger,
a twenty four in reach advantage. Was on the bunch look out of
here. He told me Prince Penis was on the p Yeah did he was
charging the phones per That's a crazy to get me looking back on it,
man, you're what I mean, you have an angle about He's like,
I'm gonna pierce your cock. I think he did. He did. He
tried to pierce his cat. I'm pretty sure he did. That's fucking crazy
bit there. Yeah, man, man, so a dinosaur dude, firstly,
I did it is so fucking hate that fast. Give me sorry to
night. Yeah that's good. So yeah, b Squared versus Eddie Guerrero.
This is where Eddie said, uh, no, no, no, no,
this is where he like solidifies his hatred for that guy. Yeahs an't
getting out of this one idiot, so b Squared and seen it come back
out and I was so confused. I'm like me to you. He goes
yo yo yo, like more racism. P Squared fuck his ass whooked crazy,
He's gonna run it back. So he's out here be squares Limp and
he's fucking hurt. He's got paple all right. Uh but yeah, be
Squarres wrestling Eddie and he's wrestling and goddamn hammer Loop and Eddie and Taumpa fucking
beat the ship out of him as they're doing their entrance too. That's as
funny as hell. He said, ain't no way this guy, so be
Squared. Uh he does a belly to back on Eddie where he fucking just
lets him go. And that was the exact moment where Eddie said, ain't
no fucking way. Was that be was okay? I was trying to fin
Was that his fault? That was his move buddy? Because I but Eddie
was supposed to land on his feet. No, no, because he has
well maybe well he's got a joke. Someone's got joking here. In my
mind, Eddie purposely fucked this up to funk this next move because he hated
be Squared because it was billion to back. And then Eddie was laying on
his feet and feed for the fucking next movie. He flats out. He
stop there far, Eddie lands on his stomach. Squares does this. It's
an impressive jump. It's like a preg style. He jumps the top and
springs back in clothes lines. But Eddie is on his stomach, so he
just fucking just looks like ship. He tries to get back up. Yeah,
just say after and then the be Square does a falcon our. Yeah,
what the fuck? So Eddie, Eddie is up hitting this dude,
this big ass fucking with a tilt the world back breaker. I have no
clueh is awesome? That was fucking awesome. Yeah, so Sina goes to
use the chain, but then Chavo hits him as hard as he can with
the bell. This is real heat right here. This is what Wressell is
all about. What it was made for. B Squares on his back for
some reason, he's not flipping over. Eddie's not waiting, so he's on
his stomaching. Why Eddie sets him a back soup like style and b Square
rolls to his stomach. Yeah, then Eddie said, I'm going for it.
Frog Flash squares, what the be's going out? His dummy yches Belly,
I'm gonna shoot my fans. Sorry for cursing. So we have Brockleaster
backstage lifting. P Paine takes He's in the abyss room doing shrugs. I'm
very sad that I have the knowledge of how not impressive it is to pick
up trusses now, like that sucks. That sucks, and now we're ruining
it for all of you if you haven't already had a ruin. Trustes are
very light and the Brocklester lifting trust this thing is not as It's a very
cool visual though, but sadly, yeah, tanks are kind of crazy that
there wasn't eything, I'm sure. So we go to a pre tape.
Don Marie is in bed looking for around number five dude, and and good
for her for fucking having of her life here, Wilson to du it ain't
happening now, he's yeah, well she she's crawling on the bed and Al
Wilson's face down. He's blown up he's blown up. You know what happens,
you know? And Dahn says, al, honey, I'm feeling frisky.
It's like holy ship, all right, it's funking dude. Al Wilson
must just sucking be an afrod. She never sees house. She says,
al, don't you want to play that forty shark pills? A man has
his limits, chans, you know, a man has his limits, and
plus your pat super si three times she says, you don't want to play
anymore? You want to play some more? Al honey? And look at
you, You're all tired. And she's rubbing his back and and she looks
down at him. She says, al, come on on, al,
we come guy on a bit? Well, she concerned. We go back
to the commentary and Cole and Taz are laughing at each other. I don't
know why they're sucking so fucking what is this a real issue? Here?
We do? Yeah? I don't know what problem? That's true? I
do, oh man. So we go backstage. Big Show is watching his
little TV. Yeah, why why because he's watching the show, okay,
And then a trian walks in and he says, I'll watch the show too,
So like, what did you guys say you were doing a brock les
dude. A Trian walks in or the door, Oh you can hear the
door open, and Big Show and Hyman turning Big Show looks at the door
and says, a train, A train turns on the gun. The shittiest
promo ever. Come on, he says, rumor has it? YouTube?
Plan on teaching brock Lesner a lesson tonight. They said that on the show.
I said it in the fucking ring, and Big Show says yep.
A Trian says, let me make this perfectly clear, crystal clear to you.
You two can have whatever's left to Proclesener when I'm finished with them tonight,
because I plan on solidifying my reputation tonight because I hurt Raymisterio. Have
you seen this? Have you heard this? I hurt Raymond Stereo. I
inflicted a career threatening injury to Ray Mysterio, and tonight I will do the
same to Broclesener. By the way, Raymisterio does not measure up to me
physically, are you hearing me? Is a bitch and brock Lesser doesn't measure
up to me physically either. The a train and as a matter of fact,
no one around here measures up to a train physically. And he gets
up to Big Show's face, and then Big Show goes. He starts sucking
his teeth crazy and leaves as fuck ysterio and another thing. I fucking hat
Ray Mysterio. So Nathan Jones is still locked in the same prison as well.
It's fucking he's got a twenty year sentence. I mean we're only ten
years twenty years cents. He's let out one day of the week for one
hour on Thursday. The rainstyle only scouting prisons for talent in two thousand and
two and three. It's crazy. It paid all for us as much.
And Nathan Jones said, it's been a while, mate, talking too,
was talking to you about it. But time is a weird sort of way
with the mind. Ten years can feel like ten minutes if you occupy yourself
properly. What if you're not settled in with yourself, the voices in your
head will eat your life, for sure. I happen to like me.
I've been like I want someone als whatever they got over there, I'm trying
to do. I hope that a train pierces my cock. Nobody physically well,
mate, I mean to really look at it for sure. I like
what I'm thinking. You, however, may not like it so much.
And he starts fucking flipping out on the screen. I don't know. We
have a camera in his cell somehow. Nathan Jones coming soon. So now
it's start for the mind of that whoa rock lesnar versus a train. But
we got trying fucking gimp shitty edited version. Bitch. I know, I'm
sorry, bro, I should have told you guys before, but I slipp
my mind. I don't even think about it, dude. So brock Lezard
and train. A train comes out here, A tran trims his body here
around his neck. I actually like a train a lot. And I also
think that no one can physically up to them. I mean any point nobody's
physical to a train. I know, I mean you should, I mean
anyone wants to try to You're wrong. Imagine trying to measure up to a
train where it was there, fucking little Bazzard. All right, So we
start the match off here. It was a crazy start, by the way.
These first like four moves, the fucking bull rush lock up between these
two fucking behemos, which is awesome. Yeah, a train. I don't
know what you've written down, but I was straight the bicycle kick, so
yeah, it was Brock shoulder tackles on a bunch of times, stomp him
out. Then Leslard could say, with a big back elbow ducks a bicycle
kick from a train, and then fucking a train just balt Obamases just cold
with that ship too. It was awesome. Yeah, but I guess the
derailer was the big move here. Yeah, uh, well, brockets a
few belly to bellies, hits a fucking F five on a train, just
one. Surprisingly, it's just fucking one. He hits some three belly to
bellies and then yeah, Irish whip counter F five and just one F five.
That that's VALA's I can't believe that, James, I even right here.
I didn't even realize I wrote this down. I wrote Lesler hits the
F five. I thought this was gonna be the one where a Trian lands
on his fucking head. I don't forget that as long as I know him.
On his head is one of the most brutal, fucking mood. Yeah,
if you haven't seen the a Trian Brocklaizer F five you can legit.
Just type that in statue and you'll see it. Dude, watching this clip
is fuck. Dude. Brock does is so out of pocket too, Like
he's he's got a tryan hoisted up and he's showing like how strong he is.
So he does like a full three sixty run around the ring here and
then throws a trin and he throws him like he's he throws his legs and
lets go of his head and a tryan legit give himself as like commentator puts
his left arm down and he's like, oh, doesn't even do the F
five, he just drops him the contu. You gotta go back and look
at and Coal put their hands on their heads. Dude, the way it's
like you's like you give him a death valley driver, Like yeah, he's
just fucking it. Looks like Brock is sucking around the house shoor. I'm
like what he throws him completely off, doesn't even try to spin him or
anything. Just fucking death val dude. This guy's head is is the man.
This is so fucking crazy. I mean calling like God damn, That's
why I couldn't use it, becau they screwed on the fuck so Brock bakes
good the record, he says, you're good, brox Is. We can't
air this. I have to hit you with another wall. They said,
that looks do it again, dude, Atron holds his whole head after Sometimes
the ship they would do back when this ship was like this all out,
Yeah, they would like send them back out there do a segment. Oh
yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, they do, like a little segment
that like replicates that part, and then they would just replace it. They
could have done that, Yeah fine, and then just set him back out
there and done it again. Oh maybe you're right, Yeah that would.
I would. That sounds a lot more hopeful for their lives. Yeah,
you're right, that's probably too, especially for the time. Yeah, they
probably just picked his ass upis were again? We got it again? Brother?
Sorry he fucking kills him with that. Sadly we see the soft version
or not sadly, whatever you want. Leslar wins. Lesnar gets on the
mic. He says, Big Show, Paul Hayman, it looks like it's
time for my lesson, So get your asses out here. We're going to
school. Come on, and Big Show hamon backstage watching on a little TV
still and Big Show says that's what he wants, let's give it to him.
So they they start marching down the hallway and Hayman's fucking yap and he's
hyping him up crazy going down the hallway, and then they stop at a
sign and left goes to the arena and right goes to parking. Big Show
says, we're going to do this or not. Him says, oh yeah,
you see, Brock, here's your lesson for this evening. You can't
beat the Big Show with my strategy, You'll never get the Big Show.
So just when you think we're gonna go left, well you go right and
they fucking march out of the building. Don't fucking give brocka beating. They
just fucking teased him the whole show and made him think he was gonna fight,
but they were never playing on sucking him up. And Hayman turns around
and says, oh, Brock, gotcha, And then Big Show walks off
like he's got to take a fucking crazy ship right now. We gotta stop
the show. Yeah, So that was it. Man, Sadly for our
snow it is not it because it is it, Ol Wilson, excuse me,
Now we cut back to the honeymoon sweet and Dawn Marie is freaking the
fuck out. He's losing her mind. EMT has come in because it was
they were very quick. Good for them. They bring a stretcher in there
and Dawn Mary's fucking cries, she please help him. He's not breathing,
and the e MT this is a crazy procedure here, they say hello.
They go up to Alan and they lean on his back and they say hello,
Al ol Yeah, Al says a daunt says Al, get up.
And I don't know if the fucking maybe I was crazy, but Al had
a lipstick mark on his as she was just guessing his ass with underwear on.
So again, I don't know if this is procedure for somebody that you
think is not breathing. But they just very quickly roll Al off the fucking
bed right onto the floor. Get your dead as off here. They rolled
him right onto the fucking floor, which was crazy. They defibulate Al on
the floor, on the floor, they fucking shock him. They go clear
and then they say we got a pulse. So I don't know, but
they say they got a pulse and they put him on the stretcher and they
leave and the show ends. But the next backdown, he's fucking dead.
By the way, he's just dead. They they do the whole thing.
Yeah, they do the funeral. So why did they say he got a
pulse? What happens there? We don't have one? What the fuck?
He's dead? It was breathing until they roll them fucking back first on the
floor, carried out of the room. Yeah, man, God damn.
Sadly he does not have a pulse for much longer after this. He uh,
he dies. He he she fucked him to death. That's literally all
right, way to go out. He wished to go out in this fashion
then, and he was fucking out less than this that I have failed.
I do want to say though, by the way, for uh, I
don't know if we ever talk about it, but I'll figure I'll just do
it here. Former w W writer Dave Logana talked about the creative price is
leading up to Al's funeral, revealing that there was an original pitch that would
have seen him fake his own death. He says, Don Marie would have
fucked him to death and then Al. They would have done a funeral segment
where Al was in the casket. Tory Wilson would have been there crying and
being like, I'm sorry, Dad, I should have accepted you being in
love with don Marie and I'm sorry, and being said, I wish I
could just have one more minute with you. Then Al Wilson was gonna sit
up in the casket and then look at her and say, you're a terrible
daughter, and then he would have cut a heel promo on his daughter.
He would have walked out the front of the funeral home and then he would
have gotten hit by a bus and died. What you have a job forever?
He got, mean girl. Wow, that would have been fucking incredible.
Holy shit, I love that. Holy I don't really know what that
would have done for a match or but you know, you really add some
other there. Wow. I wonder how much different this would have been on
wrestling fans lives if that would have happened on his daughter. After faking his
death and then goes outside, daughter, why didn't you let me fuck?
I was just trying to fuck, And then he gets hit. They do
do they have the matches? A match still happened? They yeah, yeah,
they still have the match. They have a graphic for and everything.
Step daughter versus step More. They call that. Yeah, and then let's
see who wins that one. Tory Wilson wins that one in three minutes.
Bigger, Wow, what a what a show though, man, smack I
mean this aerosmack don is just fun to fucking watch. It is. And
it's an easy watch too. Yeah, it's definitely easy watch. But that
is it for SmackDown January ninth, two thousand and three. And that is
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