The One Where They Clap… A LOT

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Speaker 1: Are we ready?

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Speaker 2: Oh?

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Speaker 1: Sorry, you right? Okay, just sitting here twiddling my asshole the La La podcast. Wow. I was literally just sitting here writing on my phone and I look up and everyone's staring at me.

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Speaker 3: My assholes the most hilarious each other's assholes.

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Speaker 1: That is so funny.

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Speaker 2: What is that?

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Speaker 1: From twenty one jump Straight? He's like, no, we want each other's house. I think I just maybe that's where I got it.

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Speaker 3: Well, my thumbs.

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Speaker 2: You're twitting your asshole with your thumbs.

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Speaker 1: That sounds nice. Good morning, good morning, Happy hump Day. We record on Mondays, so let's give a round of applause to see La Dodgers for making it into the series. Very exciting, very exciting. I was watching the Today Show, so there was a guy who talks about the sports, and it was like he and Al Roker, and he somewhat shamed us in how many series we've taken? He was like, the Yankees have taken twenty six or twenty eight titles. He's like, guess how many the Dodgers have And everyone's like, I don't know, and he's like five or six whatever. He said. Oh, He's like, so if they win, it'll be one step closer to like basically being like the Yankees. I felt a little bit like some some West Coast shading happening.

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Speaker 4: Almost like they know they're not gonna win. I don't know, they gotta saying congrats, They're saying it's gonna take a while to catch up anyway.

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Speaker 1: Maybe fuckers so Dodge so Dodgers.

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Speaker 3: Wait is did because I'm not a baseball person. Dodgers beat the Yankees.

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Speaker 2: Let me just saying the Yankee in the World Series, the Dodgers, knowing the baseball person.

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Speaker 3: People the World Series, correct, Go go Dodgers, Dodgers.

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Speaker 4: It's the Dodgers versus Yankees in the final Championship.

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Speaker 2: I don't care a fingerlakes.

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Speaker 3: I just want everyone to have fun.

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Speaker 2: Sound like my mother when I was in fifth grade.

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Speaker 1: By the way, though, I was sitting on the couch for the whole day today. And you know, I've been thinking the last few Dodgers games that I really am loving the name Otani, and I'm like, I cannot if I was third, I can't because then it's really like, Okay, you're naming your children after baseball.

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Speaker 4: Me and Landon, we're getting so sick of her on the couch, She's just like show hey, o'danie. It's like it's just a hot name.

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Speaker 2: Next at that.

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Speaker 1: No, I'm like, do I name my next show? Hey? Or otani show?

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Speaker 3: He is so sick too.

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Speaker 2: No, I have the best name? Should I still?

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Speaker 3: Do you say? I guess? Say it?

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Speaker 4: Oh hey, oh hey, oh hey burning your ham and then you can see him and you can go, oh hey, yeah he goes.

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Speaker 1: No one would ever forget it. And then last night on the couch like funk, what was the name that I came up with? I can't remember what it was?

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Speaker 3: What was that? I was like, oh hey, okay, wait pause, I have a kid spelled like oh hi, oh hi. That's kind of sick. Oh hi spelled like oh hi. Oh No, it's oh j a I, oh j a I.

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Speaker 1: It's the same oh, the same thing, just pronounced differently.

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Speaker 2: Yeah.

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Speaker 4: But there's a dude named something a GI and it's a j a I. He's running back for the Dolphins and it's a Gi. Se hot he might be I don't know, google later seen him.

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Speaker 1: With the I google them first. And then if they slapped and I go, so and so's white and if she pops.

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Speaker 2: Up I'm like, fuck, she looks for the hairline than the wife.

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Speaker 3: Tis the season for the hot athletes and for the hot athlete googles. I am in the googles as well. Don't see myself of being with a hot athlete, but I can.

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Speaker 4: I you had what I got to do my athlete for you guys, the cleat chasing.

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Speaker 2: I got to do that with the Victoria seker.

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Speaker 1: Let's first congratulate Jessica as an athlete for taking first place. Today is the podcast where we clap a lot.

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Speaker 2: Did you Dodgers in jitsu?

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Speaker 3: Did you see the clip I shared though from the podcast. If you go to my Instagram, you scroll all the way to the end and it's my New Year's resolution on the podcast that I made in January, and I go my resolution this year, I really want to compete at least one once. And then you guys are like, oh my god, we support it, and I made it in my post and I was like, I was like, I said, like, oh, it's my third time competing before twenty twenty five and my first gold, So thank you guys.

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Speaker 4: Sorry we weren't there to support, but you wouldn't got the gold if we were there, you would have been too nervous.

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Speaker 3: Their credit credit to their credit. They have asked to come so many times, but I get so nervous and I've been like, no, it's don't come.

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Speaker 2: To no very far.

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Speaker 1: She even said this last weekend that she competed. I think it was Thursday. She wasn't feeling good. She was I don't even think I'm.

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Speaker 2: Going to compete.

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Speaker 1: And then I see her.

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Speaker 3: Instagram And then immediately after your gold's biggest head cold up or had to go home. It's not pouring down my face after it. Yeah, but I felt he don't worry competitors.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, it's not after just immediately it's okay. It's going around. Everyone's going to get it if they get it from you. Now, you're welcome because you won't get it later.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, you're welcome.

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Speaker 1: I love getting things over with. Speaking of Cleat Chasing and Victoria's Secret Chasing, I had no idea that the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show was coming back, and it's back. Gigi Hadid opened, she is all woman.

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Speaker 2: They all are.

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Speaker 1: No, no, they are, but like it's crazy to think about Gigi Hadid when she first was on Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, beautiful, stunning, but she was young, you know, she looked very childlike, and now she's just like looking at her. You know, I live under a rock. So I've been hearing rumblings that she's like dating Bradley Cooper. She confirmed that, which I'm so happy about, but also like, what was that like backstage when she's like, yeah, Bradley's not here, he's on daddy duty, and it's like, oh, and there's his baby mama. That's why he's on daddy duty because she's walking too. Irena Shake, Yeah, I bet they're very progressive.

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Speaker 3: I met their friends because Irena Shake packing.

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Speaker 1: Why do you think that they're front He's packing, I'm packing Gordon and Broad.

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Speaker 2: On their twelve gage.

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Speaker 3: Even if man he knows how to work it. I think they're friends because I feel like they're I feel like a lot of women are progressive, and I would hope.

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Speaker 1: Are they.

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Speaker 3: Were trying.

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Speaker 1: That's very true, se right, Yeah, I love that because you were the one that talked to me about I thought they had fallen off the face of the earth the Victoria's Secret Fashion show for a reason that it actually did not fall off. I guess the guy who started it was like a real piece of shit, right.

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Speaker 3: There's a multiple reasons when you look it up. Yeah, I mean one of the reasons being the one guy who then stepped down so he's not part of it anymore. Head ties to Epstein on the you know, all of that stuff. There was a lot uh.

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Speaker 2: Controversy.

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Speaker 3: I mean it's listed and listed in certain things of treatment of women, of treatment of bodies of blah blah blah blah blah. But sounds like and looks like everything is the.

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Speaker 1: Toxicity's been removed hopefully.

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Speaker 3: I mean, who knows if it ever is removed anywhere, but we can only hope. And I thought the show was incredible.

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Speaker 2: It was great. I didn't want it to end all night.

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Speaker 3: Okay, can we talk about the shoe mishap? Did you guys see it didn't even know And then everyone cheered and and my sister was like, she literally put on her her shoe fell off, and everyone's like oh, and then she puts her shoe back on, and everyone's like, I'm back.

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Speaker 2: No.

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Speaker 1: That's why the fashion industry is very strange to me. Yeah, and like I'm not considered, nor do I want to be considered like a fashion girly. It's just not my jam. Like I'm just happy to like be clothed during the day, you know. So it's strange to me that when someone shoe falls off, it's like it's I mean, the world is the Devil Wear's product. That's what it seems like to me, and it seems very harsh and hard to be a part of. But also the little winds are what give you the rounded b. It is the podcast class. It's like so much.

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Speaker 3: Someone edited together as class.

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Speaker 4: Of losing her shoe in the escalator and Bravo lost her life.

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Speaker 3: She lost her legs, but everybody I would.

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Speaker 1: Have to d stuck in the escalator, do you know how Like when I see a child and their shoe is untied and I see an escalator nearby, somebody helped this child. Okay, that was similar to what happened to Brinnan, except instead of a shoelace, it was a sixield. But like that deserved a standing ovation because she almost lost a limb and you know what, she was going to be a Viva drushering it to season two, Okay, tell us.

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Speaker 4: That a Viva Treasure lost her life and she Froz and she had athetic that she.

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Speaker 3: Most of all time my favorite by far, by far.

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Speaker 4: Are you talking to me unless you have to amputees and throw them both legs, but.

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Speaker 3: You can't, I will, I will say. Let me really just quickly say I could never walk the runway like those girls doing those heels, huge heels, just absolutely starting their stuff. Number two, you add the wings on top of it, which heavy. I don't care how light they make them. They're giant, so I don't.

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Speaker 1: I don't think that they're light. I think they're.

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Speaker 3: Really especially Gigi, which then they came up. Did you see that?

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Speaker 1: Yeah?

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Speaker 3: Yeah, they have rehearsal.

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Speaker 2: I'm like, they don't heavy, and there this time we're going to do it? Or is it on her?

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Speaker 3: Because I think she's on her.

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Speaker 2: That's where I'm saying heavy, you guys have I.

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Speaker 1: Think she struts just like this, don't I like, just like here you do and then she does the little like what Taylor Swift taught her to do.

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Speaker 3: Is that the Taylor Swift oh I think it's called the O hi oh hi.

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Speaker 1: Full circle moments.

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Speaker 2: And then she pulled.

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Speaker 4: From O high to O hey.

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Speaker 1: It's from O hi to fly.

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Speaker 3: The only thing cooler would have been if she would have taken off.

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Speaker 2: Lades all around?

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Speaker 1: Are you kidding me?

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Speaker 3: Pull the pink on our ask? Are you kidding me? O? My god, I can't breathe.

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Speaker 1: Okay, can we talk about her eyebrows though? Paint? I'm no going back to before I move on. Okay, here is a picture of had and I just want to show you how high she's lifting her eyebrows. I just want to show.

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Speaker 2: You how high I got, like a three head.

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Speaker 1: Fuck you because everyone makes fun of my eyebrows. Let me tell you, fucking she's a supermodel. Okay, she's a supermodel and can lift her eyebrows just as high as I can. So if any of your little fuck wads decide to come for my eyebrows again, so are you saying my eyebrows are going to be hitting high notes.

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Speaker 2: All the long day? All right? Are you saying that you would have been on the runway if you just had the height?

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Speaker 1: I'm saying I'm not on the runway because I don't want to be. That's the only reason I noticed that I never did eat oh mine, Yes.

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Speaker 2: I never noticed.

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Speaker 3: Honestly, I'm looking at it and a little low.

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Speaker 1: I've been trying to get them to lower. But then, you know, I think about it, and there's women who have to have like eye lifts, you know, like an eye job, like George Costanza's mom. I don't think I'm gonna have to have one for really long time because my eyebrows are.

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Speaker 4: So high it's gonna takes a long time for them to fall to fall.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, so well they look good. My eyebrows say thank you and fuck you. Actually I need any of My mom watches the baby. It's not much of a doer with the baby. But no, everyone's like, you said, yeah, mom, you watch the baby. She said, yeah, I watch the baby.

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Speaker 3: You're like, you watch with your eyes.

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Speaker 2: You're not much of a doer.

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Speaker 1: You watch her?

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Speaker 2: Not a doer. She watches her and then goes, can you come to this diaper?

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Speaker 1: Then she'll be like, la, La, I think I think she pooped, And I'm like, well check, so change it, La. She needs to be fed. I'm like, well, I have a call right now, which is why I pump my tits until they look like deflated balloons so that she has food for you to give her. Nope, I'm like Jessica could we postpone the call for forty five minutes because I need a feed, then burp, then put down. So yeah, she's a watcher, not a doer. So I'm going to find a doer and a watcher. If you can combine me too, you get the job. All right, That's where I'm at. I went to the fairy yesterday.

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Speaker 3: The fair. What type of fair?

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Speaker 1: Sherman Oaks Fair?

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Speaker 2: They shut down Ventura so exciting.

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Speaker 3: I should have went to it. I had friends that invited me, and I said.

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Speaker 2: No, thing, you should have. It was actually really cool.

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Speaker 1: It was really cute and fun.

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Speaker 2: A lot of kiddo's running around.

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Speaker 3: Was it like a Halloween fair of sorts?

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Speaker 1: No, it was like they had food trucks.

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Speaker 4: Food trucks blow up like bouncy houses, slides.

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Speaker 3: I love food.

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Speaker 2: Like jewel they had.

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Speaker 4: It was very good jewelry, you know, like homemade jewelry type things.

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Speaker 2: Fun.

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Speaker 3: Like a farmer's market.

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Speaker 1: No, no, nothing like the market.

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Speaker 2: Okay, the farmers market, it's the farm to table.

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Speaker 1: If the farmers market was a bunch of tents handing out pamphlets, that was then it is the donicul.

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Speaker 2: To the farmer's market and just people walking around. We walked in.

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Speaker 4: I was like, Oh, we're gonna get fucking They're gonna come to us for sure. Oh they did to me, they did, Oh, hey, do you want to buy this?

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Speaker 2: Got no money?

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Speaker 4: Sorry, I'm just gonna wear a shirt that saysn't broke fuck off.

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Speaker 3: I'm broke fuck off on the back.

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Speaker 1: That seems like something Larry David would wear. Yeah, and he's truly not broke as fu So I don't know that that would work.

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Speaker 4: It's to the same thing the neighbors. I'd rather give them my things, not my time.

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Speaker 1: I'd rather take my things, my time, my time. I can't get back. Ocean loves bouncy houses, but I am now a free why because we had a little incident. I'm not gonna say where we were, but there was a bouncy house. And I have seen horrific things about bouncy houses, like them coming out of the ground and flying and crushing children to where they die. And I'm not joking, like that really has happened. Oh my god, so are you paid dark Damn No, this is just on the news feet it's not on Instagram. It's like news.

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Speaker 3: It makes sense though huge yea.

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Speaker 1: So ocean and summer moon, and like probably five six other kids were in a jumpy house. This was a few weeks ago. It came like it went no, no, it was. It was not open. It was a jumpy house that had a top that was the whole thing was blown up. It came off of its blower and started deflating very quickly. I immediately think of this story that I heard about a bouncy house, and I feel like it collapsed, but I guess it was one that it like flew either way. It was terrifying, and I'm screaming bloody murder trying to get these kids out. Of course, I'm only focused on my own child at first, and then there's this other little kid and the dad gets pissed at me because I'm trying to help him get his kid out, and he's like, he's fine, I got him. And I'm looking at him and his face as it's collapsing. He's laying down and it's like smushing in between the net and I'm like, you say, you got them. If your kid this is giving, it's gone whatever. So it made me. I was very upset about it. Yeah, no one else obviously, read the article because there were moms that were like, all right, calmed down, and I could not. I was terrified. So we go to the ferry yesterday and they have a bunch of bouncy houses and they're ones that you go into. They have like an Elsa castle. They've got another one that you can it's like a treehouse looking one where you go into it. And I told Ocean like, I will not allow it. I'm sorry.

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Speaker 3: Really was she heartbroken? No?

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Speaker 1: I said, do you remember when the spider one collapsed? And she goes, I don't want to go in that one? Are you talking about the time that I almost died? I said, yes, that's the time.

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Speaker 2: I'm talking very fear.

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Speaker 3: I almost died. You know she's going to tell that in school.

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Speaker 1: I hope she spreads knowledge to all these kids only in the I let her go in the Mickey Mouse bouncy house that if it collapsed, it was open up top. I'm sorry. It freaks me out not happening.

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Speaker 3: And also good to talk about because I wouldn't have known that.

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Speaker 1: Unless it's a freak accidents, shit happens. Did you guys watch housewives?

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Speaker 4: Sure?

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Speaker 3: Dead very excited to talk about it.

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Speaker 1: All right, Well, we've got Salt Lake City airing. Now, we've got New York that's three three balls deep, and we have OC that's about to wrap up. And Potomac just started over the weekend. I haven't watched, but add it to your list because we're going to start talking about that come next week. But don't worry because OC is soon going to be taken off your plate because they just filmed the reunion. Which one do you want to start with? Which one really got you going? Should start with? Or you want to start with OC just because getting horny and touching yourself, So let's.

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Speaker 2: Start with.

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Speaker 3: Right, No, I want to yes, whatever ones you want to talk about, because I watched all three, but yes, if you'd like to talk about OC first, let's get into it.

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Speaker 1: All right, Well, Tamra and Shannon are still facing off a wild wild Shannon's coming with receipts, y'all and more than one way.

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Speaker 3: All right, please don't be talking about the paper.

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Speaker 1: Okay, No, there is a receipts.

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Speaker 2: The receipts.

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Speaker 3: I was like this, No, I can't with the paper we have to talk about, but tell.

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Speaker 1: Us that it's totally how I would do it. And I'm not old.

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Speaker 3: Lah the paper scribbled down?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I have to write down what put it in Excel. First of all, I don't even know how to download Excel. Is that something I can have on iOS? Is that Apple? I don't know where do I get an Excel sheet?

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Speaker 2: But you can get it?

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Speaker 3: Yes, on any You literally would give me the papers and I'd put them in Excel right and not do the notebook paper. I was ready to. I was like Heather, and I'm like, oh, here she comes with the Oh. She goes to get their seats. I'm like, yeah, bring them, and then I see the paper. I'm like, oh, but see.

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Speaker 4: This is the moment that is so iconic to me that other people try, like with the scroll on Salt Lake.

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Speaker 2: That's what I mean. Like this, She had no idea that she was doing that.

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Speaker 4: She just comes in and now it's an iconic moment and I love how she goes this says how I'm doing it.

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Speaker 2: She goes laugh at me. If you want, I'm.

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Speaker 1: Glad you find I'm glad you find humor in it.

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Speaker 2: I'm glad you find humor in it.

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Speaker 4: That was Lisa with two pairs of glasses on looking at her papers.

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Speaker 1: I think the only thing missing from Shannon's was the glasses. She would have been Lisa Burningham, right, Lisa is Shannon a little less ere. Mom's more like Winnie the Poosh. But she also has the text message of her saying to Tamra like, do you remember this? This is Alexis saying we we our, we we our.

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Speaker 3: Do you think there's no way that Tamra did not remember that, right, Like, there's no world in which Tamra sees a text. She knows that texts, that text exists, So why is she not talking about it? Is because? Is it because her disdain for Shannon is that strong?

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Speaker 4: I think that and Jen called this. I think that the dismissal at the dinner what do you.

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Speaker 3: Oh wait, what do you mean which dismissed.

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Speaker 4: When the Tamra was like shoeing Shannon? Yeah, yeah, Like I feel like you're in the wrong when you start to like dismiss.

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Speaker 2: The whole conversation. Do you know what I'm saying? Just like I think is involved in all of it.

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Speaker 4: And now she's pushing away like yeah, you caught me, but show like by she doesn't even.

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Speaker 2: Want I don't even want to do with it?

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Speaker 1: You got me by She's done that twice, and she did that twice in this episode. She did it to Shannon and she did it to Jen. When Jen comes into the room about the PI check, which do you know how expensive those are? Jen? You should be thinking, Tamra, those are so expensive?

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Speaker 2: Right to run a background on Tamra's.

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Speaker 1: End, Jen felt like, okay, but you brought up an interesting point. Was Jenn upset that Tamra pull hold it?

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Speaker 4: Or are you upset that you just saw something on that background that you didn't like? Because I think you saw something because if the background, like if I am her and that background like check comes back clean, I'd be like, yeah, so what are you fucking worried about?

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Speaker 1: Right?

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Speaker 2: But there's something on there that's I'm now pissed at you for bringing that to me.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, we're noticing this twice that like in both UH Salt Lake and OC right now where these men are not fully acting right or there's like a vibe to them. I'm talking about Jared Osmond with Brittain and Jen and Ryan where the women start blaming the front.

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Speaker 4: Like we're like getting involved and it's like, how are you not getting mad at the man and like being like, thank God I have these women behind me.

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Speaker 3: You know what I hate?

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Speaker 2: What do you find? Well?

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Speaker 3: I hate especially and I don't mean to jump around, but just because you brought up Salt Lake, it's like, he oh, I want to look at these women. This is my point of view, and be like he got to you. He convinced you were good before you Jared talked to you, and then Jared twisted your mind to be like.

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Speaker 1: That's Lee.

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Speaker 3: You should be mad at Lisa. And then she was like, you know what I should be. It's almost like hypnotism.

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Speaker 1: You know, it's stigmatism, bab I've been there. It's real. I think it's when you see a grown man do that to a grown woman who you know. You know that she's a fragile person due to the lifestyle that she was living. We are jumping all over the place. Let's talk about Britt real quick because of her lifestyle, which as a Mormon, that's what happens. And we talked about it with Heather McDonald and the whole reason why I can't get behind the Mormon wives and Lives or whatever it's called, because of what it does to females and what it's done to I've had friends, dudes who I went to high school with who have taken their lives, and in those notes that they've left for their families, they've attributed their decision to the amount of pressure that that church puts on a friend. It's not not good. So I know you're right, Jared does fucking suck. So that's interesting that you brought that up, because I do feel like Tamra's done that now twice in one episode. And can I tell you what kind of freaks me out about it is they're having such a great season, but the way that they're calling Tamra out with Jen doing it. Next week's episode they show a preview of my favorite girl, Gina right now, she's like crushing it. I'm obsessed with Gina and Emily this season. But sometimes I worry that you call people out on their behaviors and you can't come back from it and now you don't have a show. Does that make sense?

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Speaker 3: Yeah? But what do you mean, like, what shouldn't they be calling them out because then you do have a show, Or you mean now nobody's friends and.

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Speaker 1: Now now nobody's friends, like you have these incredible seasons, But when the stakes become so high where we're coming for people's families and loved ones, boyfriend's life, partners, husbands, sometimes the wound is too deep and you can't get over it, and then you can't make a show anymore.

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Speaker 2: It goes beyond the show, right.

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Speaker 3: And you just don't want to mess with that person. You can't fake it.

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Speaker 1: No, And I really hope that that doesn't happen.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, No, you're right. Do you feel like I mean, it's I know we're not watching Jersey, but it kind of happened with Jersey, right, yes.

00:25:32
Speaker 1: Yeah, where the steaks become too high.

00:25:35
Speaker 4: Me being new and being on this obviously, Tamar and Shannon have been on the show the most amount.

00:25:41
Speaker 1: Tamra and Shannon, Yeah, they've been on They maybe a stupid question on mine.

00:25:47
Speaker 4: Have they been through a fight like this before that they've come back from?

00:25:50
Speaker 1: You know what? I love that you asked that, because now that I'm thinking about it. There was a time that Vicki Gunn Wilson said that Shannon's husband was physical with her. Allegedly they still came back from that. Vicky said that Eddie, which is Tamra's husband was gay. They came back from that, so maybe you really can't.

00:26:13
Speaker 4: Well, it's almost like their sisters. They just fucking hate each other but love each other because it's just.

00:26:18
Speaker 1: Give me rony vibe. Why don't you close your legs with your haul in tunnel? In the next morning, she's like, you needed to get it off your chest. You know, it's the Italian way. It's so good. Heather pointing out, what's the best onion ring you've ever had? Honest, those onion rings looked balm that Heather was eating. And at the very end of the episode, she's like, I don't mean to like not t eat this, like it's a big dealer or not a big deal, but this is the best onion ring and they look great. They're fluffy, they look crispy.

00:26:54
Speaker 2: Guess where the best ones were?

00:26:56
Speaker 1: Where?

00:26:57
Speaker 2: Welcome to the Training Table.

00:27:00
Speaker 3: Oh what what is that?

00:27:02
Speaker 2: It was called the training That place still exists now.

00:27:04
Speaker 4: They are all closed, but like you would go down and sit down at a table and it was called the training table. There was no waiters, and there was a phone, so you would look at the menu, you would pick up the phone. Then they would answer it in the kitchen and you'd go, we'll get this, this and this, and then they'd go, okay, your order number is this.

00:27:20
Speaker 2: Then you'd hang up the phone and you just sit and talk and then they'd go order number.

00:27:24
Speaker 3: You go grab your sounds.

00:27:25
Speaker 2: But their cheese fries were unreal.

00:27:27
Speaker 1: Oh my god, I love the training.

00:27:30
Speaker 4: I don't training table. That's the best onion rings that I've ever had. And fly sauce. If anyone needs to know the it's mail and ketchup. And if you didn't know it came from Utah.

00:27:42
Speaker 3: Really, I don't love the idea of everyone holding this phone and putting it up to their ear, but.

00:27:47
Speaker 2: Not with in like two thousand and what No.

00:27:50
Speaker 1: Five it was a child.

00:27:51
Speaker 2: Yeah, it a business like when we.

00:27:54
Speaker 1: Were Oh come on, we all had fucking immune systems built like TG.

00:27:59
Speaker 4: I cry, they're no longer amazing.

00:28:03
Speaker 1: And I haven't had sweating all over. We can't pick up the phone. You've literally got sweat, other people sweat dripping on you. Shay, I have seen that hair when you finished. All right, it is wet.

00:28:23
Speaker 2: It is wet.

00:28:24
Speaker 1: I could have mopped my floor with your head.

00:28:26
Speaker 3: Okay, nothing dirty, I can tell you that I can tell you that. But I haven't had onion rings in years, and those did look amazing, and I actually might get some today. I wonder where you can in l A. Do you guys know, I'm just glogle.

00:28:41
Speaker 4: I just guarantee Swingers has a good onion ring.

00:28:45
Speaker 1: Swingers does have a good onion ring.

00:28:48
Speaker 3: We go for old time.

00:28:50
Speaker 1: I have a newborn. We have to pick up. We have to pick We're gonna have to pick them up on the way. Okay, anyway that Oh my god, now I'm no, my mouth is I can't fix it on anything. Let's move on to Solly. He talked about what a dick.

00:29:11
Speaker 3: Really quick about Jared really really quick. Now, why do you think he this is going to be a me question, don't want to get in trouble. Why do you think he chose he wanted closure. I think he wanted closure because he wanted to be on the show, and like he knew it was going to be talked about, and he's like, I want to clear my name in front of the cameras. I think if he weren't for the cameras, he would have never asked for closure. He wouldn't have given a frick.

00:29:38
Speaker 4: He wouldn't I can tell well yeah, and he was like into blindside Yeah.

00:29:42
Speaker 3: And you know he he knew it was going to be in scene and he wanted the cameras there, and who knows what they talked about.

00:29:48
Speaker 4: Bed. It's called you can turn down a scene. I've done it. You don't need to.

00:29:52
Speaker 3: No, I don't even I bet he said, you know what, let's I think I deserve to have this conversation on camera, since at least it was on camera. Do I bet there was that going on that Brittany would never.

00:30:03
Speaker 1: Say, damn it. I wish I had her phone number.

00:30:05
Speaker 2: I'd call it.

00:30:06
Speaker 1: I'd ask Yeah, anyway, I.

00:30:08
Speaker 4: Justin's I love Justin. I'm excited for that. The sneak peak that we just had.

00:30:15
Speaker 1: Oh, because he loses it. He says, don't call my wife a liar. Oh to Lisa Barlow. Huh yeah, yeah, I think he probably. That's what was so weird is I was like, did he do it for camera? Because he looks really, really bad, but he may think he looks good. I think he wanted to be back in the driver's seat. Yes, people like him, don't. Oh, real quick, before I lose this thought, he literally says to her, I'm Brittany, I'm a good guy.

00:30:43
Speaker 2: And that's where he lost. Anybody, anybody who says that.

00:30:46
Speaker 1: This is a public service announcement, any man who says to you, I am a good guy, run for the fucking hills. I'm telling you, that is the biggest red flag. In just that one little sentence. They have given you every reason in the fucking world to abort mission and never talk to them again.

00:31:09
Speaker 4: Because they also believe that they're a good guy. So whatever they do, I'm still a good guy. Look for the guy who goes I'm fucked up and I'm working on myself.

00:31:17
Speaker 1: Yeah, these are great.

00:31:20
Speaker 3: I would have never thought this.

00:31:21
Speaker 4: If I were to look at you and I'm a good guy, that just means no matter what I do to you, I'm always going to look at myself as I'm a good guy, so that can't be bad.

00:31:29
Speaker 3: I would have never thought if someone looked at me and said I'm a good guy, I'd be.

00:31:31
Speaker 1: Like, Oh, red flags everywhere.

00:31:35
Speaker 2: From Willie Osmond or whatever is what's his name?

00:31:38
Speaker 4: I got to get it right though, Jared share it, Willy oh share it.

00:31:43
Speaker 1: Is that a Utah name. I feel like Jared's super Utah.

00:31:46
Speaker 2: He went to Jared Where's Jared Everywhere? Now?

00:31:48
Speaker 3: No, he went to Jared as a jewelry store.

00:31:50
Speaker 1: That's not.

00:31:52
Speaker 3: No, It's not just Utah.

00:31:55
Speaker 1: Jared East and I are obsessed with Bronwyn this season.

00:31:58
Speaker 2: She's my favorite.

00:31:59
Speaker 1: She's my favorite.

00:32:01
Speaker 4: One thing also that I about salt Lake, Can I say this? The one thing I love about salt Lake that they've done, and I don't know if they'll do it with others, is the flashbacks.

00:32:10
Speaker 2: Have you noticed those?

00:32:12
Speaker 4: Like they're fighting and they're like, well you said this to so and so, and then it's like I like that fifteen and it'll.

00:32:17
Speaker 1: Do and they do an entire scene yeah.

00:32:19
Speaker 2: Saying like and they're coming at Bronwin for like, you said this about.

00:32:23
Speaker 4: Whitney and she was like yeah, but I and she didn't even say it, but she was like I And it flashes back to her saying it in the car to Whitney going I didn't.

00:32:31
Speaker 2: Know if you practiced it like she said exactly.

00:32:33
Speaker 4: But I liked those flashbacks because it kind of puts it in like, oh she did say this, I don't.

00:32:38
Speaker 1: So you're new to housewives. They all do that.

00:32:41
Speaker 4: No, but I haven't seen it in like, oh see, like the how much they do the flashbacks.

00:32:46
Speaker 2: They do it often, well what.

00:32:48
Speaker 1: They're doing with your right, they'll do flashbacks in all of them, but their flashbacks are almost like an entire scene. Which is I'm really liking that about Salt Lake two.

00:32:58
Speaker 2: Just a quick snippet.

00:32:59
Speaker 1: Want know what's wild is it's Bronwin's first season and she feels like the most organic to me on the show. Like, I still am not buying Salt Lake. I watch it because I never miss an opportunity to watch Housewives. Every city, no matter where you're taking me, I'm watching. Could be the most terrific season, could be the best season I'm watching. I'm a diehard. I am not sold. It's still feeling very try hard. I don't believe that this group of people I'm going to see out if I go to Salt Lake. I don't believe that I'm going to see them altogether. I just don't believe in the friend group, Like OC feels so organic to me. This one I'm struggling with, and I've been struggling. They're on season five and it still feels like season one. I get it. This is the year I'm.

00:33:48
Speaker 3: Riding hard I as a mother and she's not the problem.

00:33:52
Speaker 1: She's just the best dressed.

00:33:55
Speaker 3: Is that her line?

00:33:56
Speaker 2: No?

00:33:57
Speaker 1: But she says that her interview bites are so good.

00:33:59
Speaker 4: And he looks amazing in them all. And I love her style. I want to live in her home. And how could you be depressed in that colorful box?

00:34:06
Speaker 1: You wouldn't be. Did you guys watch did you guys watch her story about her daughter Gwen.

00:34:14
Speaker 3: That's why I'm saying I love her as a mother. I think she has so much to deal with. Obviously we saw it, like all the emotions. She was talking to Lisa about it right, Well.

00:34:24
Speaker 1: What are the chances of her knowing the family?

00:34:28
Speaker 3: Very wild and also true. I here's another another question I have is and again I can say this, did the grandparents know that it was Were they given the heads up? It was mentioned on the show, And that is the only reason that they went yes, that they went like, oh yeah, we love to meet you, Like, oh my god, we can't look like assholes on the show. Hence why the text came across to Gwen is a little like Gwen was excited and then all of a sudden it's like, yeah, but only if you're ready. And then it's like, okay, well, now I'm getting the vibe.

00:35:05
Speaker 1: Do you think that only if you're ready to accept us for who we are?

00:35:09
Speaker 3: Yes. Like to me, it's like, oh, they stand by their choice of never reaching out, but now they know there are cameras involved, and maybe.

00:35:17
Speaker 1: I think they're Mormons. I think that's what I think they're saying, as long as you accept us, for as long as you're ready to accept us for who we are, these are our beliefs. We don't regret the way that we did things because we do feel that you were, you know, born not out of the yeah, born out of sin. Like they die and ride hard, they will most likely feel that they won't be together in heaven. They definitely feel that way. It's I think I loved what what Bronwin said. I want her to do whatever she feels she needs to do, because the only person who did not have a choice in any of this was Gwen. But it will wreck me if she chooses to have a relationship with them, and I can only imagine how she feels as a mother. But also, you're protective and it's like if you could do this to such an innocent human, and now she's eighteen with some life under her belt. You know, like I don't feel. I don't feel you deserve to be in my daughter's life. You ruined it. It's a luxury. You should have known that this was going to be a special person from the jump, and you decided not to be in her life. And I feel that it it would be a disservice to welcome people like that into your life. If I were Gwen, I'd be like, you've shown your true colors, Like this is not you. Guys may think you're holy and believe in God, but like whatever God you believe in, like I don't want that God. That God seems pretty rough to please, And I really life is already hard enough. Like you can keep him. Yeah, he's got shit over there.

00:36:57
Speaker 3: I totally agree with you. I also think there's something hearing it from your mom the story, versus showing up hearing it for yourself meeting these people. I do think you know, and you know we're not in Gwen's body and mind, but I do think like I can for me, I can hear things from people all day long, but most likely unless I experience it myself. Then it's like it's not gonna hit the same. So I hear you with like saying you know and her being like, it's gonna crush me if Gwen wants a relationship. Personally, I feel if Gwen were to meet up with them, she's gonna get the vibe, and I think she's gonna be like, you know what, smart not for me?

00:37:35
Speaker 2: Yeah, smart enough. She seems to expressing herself.

00:37:37
Speaker 4: But at least she gets the chance to go, oh yeah, I get to see that I'm not missing anything.

00:37:43
Speaker 3: And she can ask about her dad. If she's got questions about her biological father, she can say, you know what, I got ten questions I wrote down, Okay, cool, answer them, how was he as a kid? Whatever? Great, I'm done.

00:37:56
Speaker 4: Yeah, Like the little missing things that she feels, ask those questions to Fitz.

00:38:01
Speaker 1: You know when she was when Bronwin was talking to her daughter and about the situation about like not having a decision in any of this. And also, you know, I'm sure that she does have questions that she wants answered. I got a little nervous for what I chose to do with getting pregnant with I.

00:38:21
Speaker 3: Was gonna ask so about that. I'm glad you brought this up. Okay, go ahead, let's hear it.

00:38:25
Speaker 1: Well, you know again, she Sosa was brought into this world with no choice, Like I made that choice for her right and just like everybody made that choice. Like none of us are here because we chose to be. We're just fucking here and we deal with, you know, whatever cards we're dealt. But I know that she's a virgo, and Virgos have a lot of questions and they're into the detail and nuances of things and the whys, whereas like oceans really not that I've noticed so far. My mom is not into the why of things. So it just resonated with me. When Bronwin was speaking with her daughter thinking about Sosa when she gets older, and she's like, I just don't understand, like why you made this decision? And then why didn't you think about your future child? Like you know that that you want to be different, and like, no, the cookie cutter life didn't work for me and there's other options, but like, did you ever think maybe a child, like maybe once a dad? You know all of those things where I'm like, my experiences made me get pregnant with Sosa. She's like the greatest blessing. I just hope that she looks at me the same way and doesn't look at me like this woman brought me into this world and didn't even think about how maybe this decision would affect my life? Right? Does that make sense?

00:39:53
Speaker 3: It makes all the sense. And also, but what's so beautiful about that is you did. We watched you for a litter months go back and forth about like asking those exact questions like, okay, but you know I so Sosa, let's say so Si goes, you brought me into this world. But did you even think about what's so great about that is you're going to be able to say, yes, I absolutely did, and here's what.

00:40:16
Speaker 2: I thought about it. Guy did? And yeah, the questions for her of like how was my dad?

00:40:20
Speaker 4: You you don't know, you did this by choice, So it's not like you have something that you can give her that's missing. You just did this, So like she's not gonna be like, well, why did my dad leave?

00:40:31
Speaker 2: Why did he?

00:40:32
Speaker 1: Guy?

00:40:32
Speaker 2: How was right?

00:40:33
Speaker 1: Like why did he?

00:40:34
Speaker 4: Just these questions will never be like asked because there was no father in the beginning, So this is just something that you did and so she'll just have that.

00:40:45
Speaker 2: And I think there's gonna be a huge amount amount.

00:40:48
Speaker 4: Of respect for her for you, like to be to be so said, I might get choked up, like to know that you did this because you wanted her so fucking bad and to grow up and to even not have a dad, but to look at your mother and to go she wanted me. No, like you make up for two parents because you wanted her that bad. There's no hiccup of what the dad did. There's nothing you wanted this. You are both parents and I and she'll never answer those or ask those questions. And I do believe that because they're not there and you you really will give this child everything and more and she's not gonna need to ask those questions.

00:41:30
Speaker 3: And if she does, it's so beautiful because you have the answer. You go, I absolutely did think about it, and here was my answer. Oh, I thought about this too. We watched you before you even thought about a sperm donor be like, yeah, but what if this? What if she thinks this? And you literally thought about it. So in every single decision you made out of love. Yeah, and that is the love.

00:41:49
Speaker 4: There wasn't This wasn't an accidental pregnancy. This wasn't you were right here for this.

00:41:53
Speaker 2: It's like I wanted you, I didn't have There was no man. It's me and you.

00:41:57
Speaker 4: Baby, She's gonna go perfect. There's no missing that I need to find.

00:42:01
Speaker 1: Right. I was like, really beautiful. I want to thank you. That was like perfectly said and I was not looking for anyone to make me feel better, but you just did that. So thank you. And just like that, Housewives has made us really think and dig. Did we watch New York? It's it's slow right now. UBA's unhinged, the most beautiful unhinged mess I've ever seen.

00:42:29
Speaker 3: Uba is unhinged. I really want to know who this person is she's dating. Do we know?

00:42:36
Speaker 1: His name's Oliver? And I think she's She's posted him on her social media and he is a tall drink of water.

00:42:41
Speaker 2: So what do you think.

00:42:42
Speaker 4: About her keeping her private life kind of away from these pigeons.

00:42:47
Speaker 1: I think it's something that you can do, but only for a period of time. It's not you can't live that way forever. And it becomes very heavy when you start trying to do that. It takes a very special person for it to not affect them.

00:43:02
Speaker 4: If it's going to be somebody, it would be uba affect it little, really, I see it.

00:43:08
Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't think she she's e zeply affected this season.

00:43:11
Speaker 3: She does. And the pigeons was a lot. It's almost like she needed to make sure.

00:43:15
Speaker 1: The pigeons was in there was.

00:43:17
Speaker 3: In there, kept saying pigeons. And then it's almost like she was like, if I if I mention it twenty five times, they'll use it at least five times. No, they used it every single time, or maybe not even. I mean it was a lot production.

00:43:31
Speaker 1: Did her dirty with that one? They did? They really did.

00:43:33
Speaker 3: They were like, we hurt it, we got it, we got it.

00:43:36
Speaker 1: And she said the same line a few times. I've done that before, though, where like if I want to get a point across, I'll mention it to two people because I'm like, you can't cut it out twice?

00:43:43
Speaker 2: Were you that?

00:43:45
Speaker 1: No, but like you want to make sure, like you want to drive that one home. It's not so much a line, more of a point to be made for me, because if I say the line once and let's just say it gets cut out, then it wasn't good enough to repeat. So I just say it once and if it may make sa it great. If it doesn't, wasn't good enough to make it in right, But if I got to drive a point home, I'll mention it to two people. Okay, all right, right? But they did her dirt literally every every time, and and she the pigeon needing the address they used to be.

00:44:21
Speaker 3: It's almost like did you just.

00:44:24
Speaker 2: Did you just rehearse that?

00:44:26
Speaker 3: It's almost like did you just learn about pigeons day and how they used to be? Likeness?

00:44:35
Speaker 1: Were those pigeons?

00:44:36
Speaker 2: I haven't even watched.

00:44:40
Speaker 1: I was underwhelmed by them in the kitchen. They used it in the teaser brin no no, no, no, no no, and I thought it was going to be a freaking blow up, and it disappointed. Honestly, the hottest and most legit part of the entire episode was the fact that Raquel and melt.

00:44:59
Speaker 2: Gage got engaged all those red bikes.

00:45:02
Speaker 1: With tons of Ducatti's. I love that they ride bikes.

00:45:06
Speaker 2: You were obsessed with.

00:45:07
Speaker 1: Do Cotti's as a kid. Yeah, we wanted. I wanted to name one of my children Ducatti because.

00:45:14
Speaker 2: He sat name for a dog or a dog which.

00:45:17
Speaker 3: I think nickname is Jukie and I don't don't like COTTI.

00:45:22
Speaker 1: It's just do COTTI or Duke or DL big old D.

00:45:28
Speaker 2: Jason Tatum named his kid Deuce.

00:45:30
Speaker 3: I don't that so much.

00:45:33
Speaker 2: I didn't like it.

00:45:34
Speaker 3: I don't like that.

00:45:35
Speaker 1: I hate it.

00:45:36
Speaker 2: His sons just a deuce.

00:45:38
Speaker 1: It's a big old Oh the ship, your son's the ship. I don't know. Yeah, and I love the fact that they're not hardly think about Katti lesbians. It's very sexy to me, and the ring was so dope it reminded me. It's like the lesbian version of Sex and the City.

00:45:58
Speaker 3: Okay, question, what do you think about them? Okay? Them sleeping in the same bed because they're both Jenna and and they're both it would be like me being engaged to Kyle in my mind and sleeping in the same bed as another straight man.

00:46:16
Speaker 1: Thoughts I think you have see, I don't agree.

00:46:19
Speaker 3: It's not the same.

00:46:20
Speaker 1: Just because you put a straight man in front of me and I'm a straight woman doesn't mean we're going to fuck.

00:46:24
Speaker 3: Right, But would you sleep in the same bed as a straight man when you're in a relatedhip?

00:46:27
Speaker 1: Again, if you were my friend, they're super good friends. Jenna Raquel, No, I think that would well, maybe we got some problems. No, but they It hasn't been said that they've hooked up. I think they were just best friends and they were both late in life lesbians. They were married to men, they had children with men. They knew each other well before this show. The whole reason why Raquel is on the show is because of Jenna. So of course they're they're friends, sleeping in the same bed, and they're.

00:46:57
Speaker 3: Both But my thought is, like, they're both stunning.

00:47:00
Speaker 1: Maybe it's like that, maybe you're just no.

00:47:02
Speaker 3: Maybe I'm just in like my horn face.

00:47:04
Speaker 1: I'm like, if I was sleeping are you Are you the southern mom who's like, you're gay? My son just came out as day.

00:47:11
Speaker 4: I know.

00:47:13
Speaker 2: My friend.

00:47:14
Speaker 3: I have a friend that's gay. No, oh god, No, Baba would be so disappointed in me.

00:47:20
Speaker 1: No, Bubba's gonna listen to this episode and be like, are you fucking kidding me?

00:47:24
Speaker 3: All the time I'm saying is maybe it's because I'm in my horny face. But if I'm sleeping in a bed and there's a there's a straight man next to me, oh, if he's taken, I'm not gonna do anything, but I'm gonna be like, ooh, I'm tempted.

00:47:36
Speaker 1: Wow, please finger yourself later. We need the fact that you're just about to fuck anything.

00:47:45
Speaker 4: It reminds me of mom's friend who just hollered off her balcony.

00:47:48
Speaker 3: You wanna fuck?

00:47:51
Speaker 1: No, she didn't.

00:47:52
Speaker 3: She said come up, and she did get fucked, didn't.

00:47:55
Speaker 2: She sounds like you.

00:47:57
Speaker 3: That's amazing out all right?

00:48:01
Speaker 2: These women and why can't I find them?

00:48:05
Speaker 1: Sure, we're all eighty d and horny. That makes for an interesting That was a very fun episode, very well rounded episode.

00:48:17
Speaker 4: We may offend a few people I have, but hold on, I can't remember her name, so put it. But what about the girl whose mom said, if you don't do drugs, we'll get you birth control.

00:48:29
Speaker 3: Oh you can have sex?

00:48:31
Speaker 1: That was Raquel?

00:48:33
Speaker 4: Okay, what what are your thoughts on that? Because I old? Was the sixteen sixteen?

00:48:39
Speaker 3: Because then I think, who is it?

00:48:41
Speaker 4: Si?

00:48:41
Speaker 3: Or wait, someone says I allowed in my house if you're sixteen or older, if it's with your partner.

00:48:48
Speaker 2: I kind of like it because.

00:48:50
Speaker 1: If you like the if you don't do drugs, if you don't do.

00:48:52
Speaker 4: Drugs or alcohol, I will get you birth control.

00:48:57
Speaker 2: Because how it is is there?

00:49:00
Speaker 1: I'm home high as fuck.

00:49:02
Speaker 2: No, because this is how I look at it.

00:49:04
Speaker 1: You're high and pregnant is basically.

00:49:06
Speaker 4: What you're Either you're gonna drink and fuck anyway and just be drunk when you're fucking, or you're not gonna do it.

00:49:13
Speaker 2: I'll get you birth control. And now you're.

00:49:16
Speaker 4: And your so like sober, mind going picking who you want to fuck? Now you get what I'm saying, Like, I think it was a really good like she's not.

00:49:23
Speaker 2: Drunk and just fucking.

00:49:24
Speaker 4: She's on birth control now and going why would I fuck any of these guys?

00:49:28
Speaker 1: I think she just picks birth control and still drinks. And unless she's being randomly drug tested or like getting a hair follicle tested, how would she eat her mom even knows.

00:49:38
Speaker 4: Maybe I'm thinking she's a good person like you were if you if mom asked you to do that.

00:49:43
Speaker 2: Maybe I'm going down.

00:49:44
Speaker 3: The road I think anytime my boyfriend's house as a daughter, But yeah, I mean I just think as a as a child, they're.

00:49:54
Speaker 2: Going to be fucking anyway, might as well make it the way.

00:49:58
Speaker 1: And that's why you just don't give them that. You say to them, I know that you're going to be drinking, and there may be a temptation to do drugs. Let's talk about it. This is where you could potentially die or end up in rehab. Do it at your own risk, which I would prefer you not do it, But I can't control it.

00:50:13
Speaker 2: At any texting. She may know her daughter better than I know her, and maybe that was the best or.

00:50:18
Speaker 3: Think she does. My dad is thought they knew me. So I thought I wasn't having sex at sixteen? Are you joking? They thought for sure. And my mom came to me at like seventeen and said, if you ever want to talk about sex, let me know. Oh, I like honey, like babe, you mean, mom? No, But anytime you ever especially I don't know about the religion. If you raise someone religious like me and you're strict, anytime you start to put rules, it doesn't work. Like you said, law, it's the conversation more like versus don't do this and we'll give you this, or let's just have a conversation. You can do this, but there are consequences and they're not great.

00:50:59
Speaker 2: But I have friends had the conversations and they.

00:51:04
Speaker 1: Let me tell you something you cannot hopefully you cannot control people it is kids come how they are. I can tell Ocean four hundred and fifty times to do something, and if she doesn't, there as a consequence, she will look me dead in my eye with the go fuck yourself mom look. And it doesn't matter what the consequence is. They come how they are. So you have to do whatever you think is going to be the most protective to keep your kids safe, to make them feel safe around you, and you pray to God that you send them out into the world they make good decisions. The mistakes they make they learn from. That's really all you can do. I think you put the kid on the I think you put the kid on the birth control no matter what, and that you have the conversation and you say, if at any point in time you are fucked up beyond belief, or you're planning to get fucked up, I will not ask questions. Let me know where you are and when I should pick you up, and I will be there, no questions asked.

00:52:04
Speaker 3: And that I just want it.

00:52:05
Speaker 1: Yes, I just want you safe.

00:52:07
Speaker 3: I love that also.

00:52:09
Speaker 4: But from her, yeah, I kind of like the I mean, I don't know her daughter, but I didn't dislike the way she went about it and that talk multiple times, and that's what it ended up, right, But I didn't dislike the idea.

00:52:22
Speaker 1: Let me tell you something. I think you give your kid a retractable leash and the moment they fuck up, they're terrified, because that's what happened with me and Esent. We had no curfew. There were rules. They only stated them once you fucked up, and it was terrifying.

00:52:42
Speaker 4: But it wasn't even terrifying like that was the thing. It was in Mom and dad didn't get like overly upset.

00:52:47
Speaker 2: It was that I fucked up.

00:52:50
Speaker 1: It was and they were like, it's not like I want my ass be.

00:52:54
Speaker 4: It would just go to bed disappointed and there was nothing worse and it was.

00:52:58
Speaker 1: More emotional.

00:53:02
Speaker 3: And you hurt them and all that. But since you brought up birth control really quick, I will say, my mom put me on birth control at fourteen hormonal, which a lot of moms did back then. And I'm just gonna say now as an adult with I can't know, I mean, who knows, but now as an adult with the research was on birth control forever. It really I'm doing so much now to have to reset my hormones. So if you are a mom looking at birth control, maybe consider looking at non hormonal options because doing the research and being on a woman being on hormonal birth control pills since fourteen and literally since like a year ago, the amount of resetting I'm gonna have to do for my hormones like that I've learned is a lot.

00:53:47
Speaker 1: No, it worries me anything with hormones in it. I get migraines, so that when I first went on birth control, they couldn't put me on anything with hormones because it heightens your risk of stroke. So I've always had non hormonal birth control, and a lot of my friends who are struggling getting pregnant attribute that to their birth control. Yeah, so throw that copper iud in. Just know that you can't control it. Let me tell you something like my mama told my dad. My dad was like, you're gonna let her boyfriend sleep over when I was in high school, and my mom was like, if she wants to sleep with him, she can do it at any time of the day. She can do it in the car after school, she can do it at his house. So I might as well make her feel safe enough to do it wherever, and please use this So you don't come home pregnant, okay, And I didn't because I got the magnums at Costco or there were like a thousand of them in there, Magnums, you know what. I reach it and mom bought them for me.

00:54:48
Speaker 3: The magnums. And your mom knew that your boyfriend had a big dick, you know what I mean.

00:54:51
Speaker 1: I grabbed the box, so she just paid for them.

00:54:54
Speaker 2: Do you know?

00:54:55
Speaker 3: I recently learned the term size queen. Would you consider yourself a size queen?

00:54:59
Speaker 1: What does that mean?

00:55:00
Speaker 3: It means you're a girl who is really some ladies like me, you could have an average sized penis below average as long as you know how to work it, I'm good. In fact, if you're a little too big, I'm scared. Are you about seeing? You see a penis? And if it's like girthy and you're like, who turns you on? You're like, I'm all about the size, and if you see one that's a little too small, you go yucky. I'm a yeah, you heard it here first, folks kansize.

00:55:30
Speaker 4: And discussed take a nap.

00:55:35
Speaker 1: Make sure you do it on your side.

00:55:37
Speaker 4: You ask.

00:55:40
Speaker 2: Whatever it's called. And I'm gonna strap myself down.

00:55:42
Speaker 1: Oh my god, it's getting weird. You guys, do we have an agin relief of the week?

00:55:48
Speaker 3: Uh? Yeah, what are they? Well?

00:55:51
Speaker 1: Me first, because I forget about it when you're not first true my relief.

00:55:57
Speaker 3: I'm gonna go back to jiu jitsu. It's October twenty first, I said the date.

00:56:03
Speaker 1: Whatever, it's fine, it's Monday, Okay.

00:56:05
Speaker 3: It's October twenty first. Got my first gold this past weekend, and that made me very excited because jiu jitsu is something I was always scared of when I first joined. That is my relief. And my ache is I miss my nephew so much. My sister sends me hashtag Mornings with Moons every every morning. It's a photo of him. She calls him Moonman or like mister Moon.

00:56:33
Speaker 1: It's the cutest nickname, isn't it so cute?

00:56:35
Speaker 2: Yes?

00:56:36
Speaker 3: And then Josh, her her husband, says like now. He says like I gave her the moon, meaning they know. But I miss him, so that's my ache. But I'll see him over the holidays, so we're good.

00:56:47
Speaker 1: That is so cute. Jessica, that's the cutest ache and relief you've ever done. Thank you. I love it. Easton. Are you searching for your age relief? Would you like me to go?

00:56:58
Speaker 2: Yeah, go for it.

00:56:59
Speaker 1: My a is that my baby girl is gone for one week on a vacation ocean. Ocean Okay, yep. So that was We sent her on her way at like what was it five thirty am. Yeah, and she she asked me to put Yeah, she asked me to put her hair in an Elsa pony. So I did that this morning and cried and she looked at me and she was, mom, you know that I always come back. Well.

00:57:29
Speaker 4: She she was crying by the mirror because I said they were doing her hair, and she was ocean walks at the top of the stairs because me and Least are like waiting down there, and she goes, Mama's crying.

00:57:39
Speaker 3: I love you know that I always come back home. She is. I love her.

00:57:44
Speaker 1: It's an angel and she knows it. Every time I go, I don't want you to leave, and she goes, mom, you know I come home in a couple of days. And everyone seriously, people that just meet her, they're like, does she speak really well for her age?

00:57:57
Speaker 3: I'm like, right, she's a genius.

00:57:59
Speaker 2: I know.

00:57:59
Speaker 3: She'll say it forever until she's part of MENSA, which any day now. I'm not kidding. I'm not kidding.

00:58:06
Speaker 1: Just the things that because she can pronounce words really well, that she's like a genius, she's a geniue. It just means that she didn't suck up being key. Yeah, the rs are more w's, but it's fine. What was that My age? My relief is that voting, my my ballad came or whatever, and I get to vote from home and I'm so excited. Don't forget to register voting. I think November fifth is when we have I'm it's Tuesday, November fifth, when we are going to have the next president. Make sure that you make your vote count. Okay. People that are like I'm not voting because I don't like the candidates, It's like, motherfucker, you're the problem. That you're the problem.

00:58:52
Speaker 3: If somebody wouldn't say don't like, Nope.

00:58:55
Speaker 1: You don't get to complain, you lose your right. So I would say, that's my relief is that it came, and I'm so excited to fill it out today. Landon and I are going to do it together. Don't tell I think that's against the rules of voting.

00:59:07
Speaker 2: Seeing people like taking pictures.

00:59:10
Speaker 1: Of like, I'm not showing anybody ship. I want no parts of anybody.

00:59:17
Speaker 2: Talking to politics.

00:59:19
Speaker 1: We know. But however, I got the pamphlet the California and at the end it says impartial, impartial, uh information, And I'm like, California, big old d all right, I'm cool with it, but please don't call anything impartial.

00:59:38
Speaker 2: All right.

00:59:39
Speaker 1: It's like Utah telling me that they're going to give me impartial information. All right, knock it off. Don't say that.

00:59:47
Speaker 3: I thought we were going to do aut We voted together last time, do you remember.

00:59:52
Speaker 1: Okay, So I don't know if you guys saw on ABC News that there were talks amongst Isis and someone else that they were going to die as martyrs and they were going to target major cities and voting booths. So I am not going to the polls, okay, doing it from home with that be not saying that you guys should be nervous, but just like, be on the lookout. You know, it's a scary world out there, and I don't leave my four walls, which is why my anxiety is through the roof. And at the fairy yesterday, I was thinking if there were a shooter. Which way would they come from?

01:00:25
Speaker 3: You gotta think those things nowadays you have to be aware.

01:00:28
Speaker 2: My ache and relief they're one and the same.

01:00:31
Speaker 4: The ache is that Obo is gone, and she's just a light because she walks into my room every morning and like, just her smile just brightens the day. So her being gone for the week is going to be my ache. And I haven't been feeling great, but now I'm feeling better. So my relief is while she's gone, we've got major plans.

01:00:50
Speaker 2: Vehicle shopping for her. I gotta get a mom is like.

01:00:55
Speaker 3: A hot lom car. No, it is, it is.

01:00:59
Speaker 4: But we're moving her playroom into another room and getting a TV room in the playroom.

01:01:04
Speaker 2: So we're gonna do that. That's a relief. Yeah, I'm gonna.

01:01:09
Speaker 1: Cean what the housekeepers missed for the past seven months.

01:01:12
Speaker 4: That's gonna be the Really that was the relief, cleaning the house and then the biggest one, hocus Pocus Lego set building that motherfucker.

01:01:22
Speaker 3: You're a Lego pro. You know people have Lego competitions. You might have to I'm not very.

01:01:26
Speaker 2: Slow my finger. I like hearing him snaps.

01:01:29
Speaker 4: I put them in the writing or asmr Lego. I fall asleep sometimes on myself doing it.

01:01:33
Speaker 3: You should start an as Mr Lego YouTube and be like.

01:01:36
Speaker 1: I.

01:01:38
Speaker 2: Know, but I think you have to be decently.

01:01:45
Speaker 1: WINNI is from When Whenny? That's bed Meddler in Hocus Pocus. Oh my god, we're signing off. Do you guys think you for listening to another regular old episode? Give them all up podcasts Easton, Please educate yourself. I love all the things. I hope that you stick with us and tune in next week. I love you guys. Bye,