TLFX-Games Round 2 - 'Lanny v. Nash'

<v Speaker 1>Things heating up once again in the TLFX Games. Welcome
<v Speaker 1>in to the TLFX Games event center. I'm Sean Mooney,
<v Speaker 1>glad to be out of the running myself and observing
<v Speaker 1>from the desk and a job I definitely won't be
<v Speaker 1>including on a future resume. Up next, it's, of course,
<v Speaker 1>Lanny Poffo Lapsed Lanny from the famed Pofo wrestling clan
<v Speaker 1>who advanced over Colonel Robert Parker in the first round
<v Speaker 1>of the TLFX Games, and he'll be taking on the
<v Speaker 1>mighty lapse to Kevin Nash, a former multi time world
<v Speaker 1>champion in his own right who was able to defeat
<v Speaker 1>the legendary patriarch of the Von Eric wrestling clan, Fritz
<v Speaker 1>van Eric. We're gonna hear first, of course, from the
<v Speaker 1>poet himself, Leaping Lanny.
<v Speaker 2>I would like to present a poem. There once was
<v Speaker 2>a man named Diesel who turned out to be nothing
<v Speaker 2>more than a weasel. He used moves like the big
<v Speaker 2>boot and jack knife which would end matches without much strife.
<v Speaker 2>I fear not the hot tag, for when he takes
<v Speaker 2>his first step, I will hear a tear and a
<v Speaker 2>pop of his right quadrus up. Though he claims to
<v Speaker 2>know all and no bumps are for free, he will
<v Speaker 2>make a great fall when he meets Leaping Lannie.
<v Speaker 1>Longfellow couldn't have said it better. Laps Lanny was able
<v Speaker 1>to progress past lapse Colonel Robert Parker in the first
<v Speaker 1>round of the TfL LFX acuted easy for me to say,
<v Speaker 1>by a seventy one point eight percent to twenty eight
<v Speaker 1>point two percent margin, a rather comfortable lead for Lenny
<v Speaker 1>going into his next contest with Lapsed Nash. However, few
<v Speaker 1>were able to take such a commanding victory over their
<v Speaker 1>initial TLFX game opponent as Kevin Nash, who was able
<v Speaker 1>to defeat Fritz von Erik, despite a rich and story
<v Speaker 1>tradition in the archives of ten years that the lapsed
<v Speaker 1>fan lapsed Fritz proving absolutely impotent in the face of
<v Speaker 1>the indifference of one Kevin Nash and eighty three point
<v Speaker 1>one percent to sixteen point nine percent differential in the
<v Speaker 1>first round between Fritz and our winner. Who will hear
<v Speaker 1>from right now, I don't see what the big deal is.
<v Speaker 1>You know what I did right now? I just fucking
<v Speaker 1>beat Fritz van Eriic, You know, like it's a big
<v Speaker 1>fucking deal. And I got this guy, this fucking poet
<v Speaker 1>coming up next. Jesus fucking Christ, you know what, bring
<v Speaker 1>him on? You know, you know what, I love poetry.
<v Speaker 1>I had a book on my on my my, my
<v Speaker 1>coffee table right now.
<v Speaker 2>You know, I got a book there of some of
<v Speaker 2>the greatest poetry in the history of a history of
<v Speaker 2>fucking humankind. You know. I guess that's the way I'll
<v Speaker 2>fucking prep for this match. And I'll get maybe a
<v Speaker 2>nice murlow, you know, kind of sit back at the
<v Speaker 2>fire going, you know, and read some fucking poetry and
<v Speaker 2>see what happens. I'm fucking afraid of this guy. Yeah,
<v Speaker 2>the fucking piece of shit. I can walk over him
<v Speaker 2>like nothing else. You know. Listen, I beat Savage, I
<v Speaker 2>beat his fucking brother, all right, I'm beating everybody else
<v Speaker 2>is fucking coming to their presence. You know, I don't
<v Speaker 2>fucking give a shit. If he wants to come me,
<v Speaker 2>he's more than welcome to I can tell you right now,
<v Speaker 2>big Sexy, he ain't going down for free.
<v Speaker 1>We would have assumed anything else from Kevin Nash, who
<v Speaker 1>will be taking on laps Landy Pofo in the round
<v Speaker 1>of sixteen of the t LFX Games. Of course, keep
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<v Speaker 1>you'll be able to vote on who advances and the
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