#77 - In The Studio (After The Show) - Which Artist Was Flirting with a Member of the Show?
The entire show hangs out after the show and talks about an artist who hit on a member of the show, how we pick dogs that look like us and #PimpinJoy.
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2017-08-30
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00:00:00 Speaker 1: Welcome to what see a lot of episodes. You guys have been killing it for a year. Yeah, we're talking to I've met more, like I know more people that are so like deep in the trenches of making Nashville work just because of this podcast. How many people have you met that you didn't think you'd ever meet? Now I don't know they existed. Yeah, that's what I meant, like most of them, because I mean, like Karen, you knew and all that. But the artists, to me are that's like dessert on this to bring in an artist, because they if we bring in an artist for the most part on this and I have ever want to talk about by the way, we're in the studio of our radio show after I don't know how you start all your Welcome to bobbycast, episode seventy, if there's an artist, mostly because they've come to us and they want to be a part of something more than just a radio interview where it's like a six minute pop or a two minute pop. They want to talk about songwriting and their art instead of just the singer. And so it's it's different, and I think it's the artists like it because they're used to just talk talking about their latest single or you know their crush right or what's you know that they're really surface stuff. Well I like hearing how you know all the trouble that took for them to get to where they are today, because we always think like it's a overnight whatever. But man, the way that some of these guys have started, some of these artists have started, the stories stories are pretty amazing. And a lot of the songwriters started as wanting to be artists and didn't make it. Yeah, I noticed that, and they were fantastic songwriters and they turned into just being so anyway, Yeah, we've done this is episode seventy seven. It's a lot, which is crazy. We've probably done eighty hours plus, huh of this show. Welcome to it. Um, let's see. I have a bunch of things. So it's Wednesday, August thirty. This we recorded this one, and there were some things that happened in the room because what happened this week is Joy Week on our show. And what started off as we every year kind of reset our lives and go, let's remember too not to pursue joy for ourselves and for others. The hurricane hits and I remember, right, whenever the hurricane was hitting, and I was like, oh boy, there's a decision that has to be made. And our goal was to make fifty dollars for St. Jude, and I was like, what do we do? Do we split? Do we do? But we hit our goal for St. Jude way quicker than we ever have and then we were able to do hurricane relief, flooding relief. And these artists were all coming in and I'm going to this point here where you know they come in and they sing and it's the morning. And now Dustin Lynch was on today and did a great job. But what we didn't talk about was Dustin was sick. And there are times during it you can hear him be a little bit sick. Yeah, you can hear, and he'd pull away and try to drink water real quick. But Dustin was sick and still like ft through it, and people didn't even know, like I'll read Instagram picture coming like oh it's fantastic and it was really good. But he came in today and just fought through sick, and so yeah, it's really nice to these I mean these artists, I get paid anything, No, I mean it's promotion. But still anything anything. So yeah, Destinal was sick and he fought through it this morning, and we weren't gonna say that on the air because I felt like that had been taken away from it from what he was doing. But on this is a little different. So yeah, shout out to DestinE. When Brett Eldridge drops a Jupiter on yesterday's show, that's it. It melted the internet for a minute. I mean other blogs were posting about blogs you don't want anything to do with our show because you know we're not the most traditional. We're just like, okay, we give up for an end on our Boby Bones and just we want to show you Brett Eldredge doing drops a Jupiter. I'll play you some of it. We posted on our Facebook at thousands of shares that she's back in the Atmosphy draps Jupiter. It's just so good. Encourage you to go to YouTube or Bobby Bones that come to watch it. And so what I wonder though, is people, we can't put that on our podcast because it's music. Oh no, yeah, if you're listening, I forgot about that. We can't put it up like a whole thing. So people that just listen online. They have to go to YouTube to watch those performances, and so that means the shows are like twenty six minutes now because we do a whole hour, which is why we change the format, because in the past or Enjoy Week, we bring like thirty artists. They would just show up all morning long, maybe backed up in the hallway. They'd come in and do two songs, and then we have nothing for online, and that's a big part our audience. It's probably online overall. Like we have five million people that listen to our show like on the radio, but we have another million and a half or so that listen digitally, and so they're missing on Joy Weeks. I always thought the five million is lumped into the digital Love set alone and no body marsh suddenly most just love except for heart strike a chord with your nineties. You know what is now? Did I do something? Did that thing? I just did? No, I didn't hear anything. It's just it's like I'm hypnotized if I ever hear that that work a note where he said, but you don't know that word. You don't know that man. Clearly I said something that triggered something, and you all just started singing, I lumped low and alone in a buggy Marsh suddenly emotional loss except for heart. Yeah, what what's happening? Well? I mean I thought that our radio listeners and our online listeners were lumped loveland in a buggy Marsh suddenly emotionals except for heart. So does this countess singing on the on the podcast boggy Marsh. Yeah, this is a presidency. Nit's America pajamas, she Tonal, Lincoln Fields, all the BETSI bas She's loved, she's loved, She's in my head. It's a raging It did show sometimes by the way of doing a farewell to her, if you're in Tulsa or all past so you need to come. He's not saying she's love. Lump. I know, I learned some new every day is lump nothing there, nothing, because I always thought they were saying, she's love, she's love, she's love, She's in my head, she's lump. Okay, cool, that makes a lot of sense. Nope, that's not supposed to know, of course not. Um. We another thing that we're talking about off the air, that we were talking about on the air if we'd had time, but we spent an Hour with Joy Week was that, um, Morgan number two are digital producer. I hate having two Morgan's and I still haven't changed. I don't know what to call her. You said that it would happen organically, and it hasn't, so it's still just waiting for the moment let's get rid of her. Is that the moon man. By the way, Morgan number his microphones are broken for about four months every how long do you know how long you've been here? But yeah, about four months? No magically on the air, it's like this. It's like she's like Snoopy, that's a cartoon Morgan. We're a little doggie and there's like or like the like the won't won't won't. That's what you sound like. So Morgan number two was talking because I was talking to talk my dog off the air and how my dog is sick and we're talking to we got her. She was like, you know, people like what was the first comparison dogs bred eldredge this she was she I love Morgan number two like wants the bone bred elder or something? Right? She said she said that though she said brett her hall pass, which means half sex with that's what that means it's not like go out to dinner with Yeah. Okay, but I also said I would marry him too, but you started with hall pass. So she was like, you know, we'll say the whole thing you said, and then I said no. Then she said and or I'll just take his dog, and I was like, that's not sure, that's not what you mean. And secondly, his dog isn't one of the breeds that people get because they're like a breathe. Yeah, what is the breed? I don't know ween you're dogs, it doesn't wer. What I said was Brett is a really good looking guy. And then first of all, I loved Edgar's dog names pup. Everybody los puppies, probably like pizza, can't get enough of them. If you don't like puppis pizza, what what's wrong with you? And I said, Brett so good looking of a guy that it makes his dog look because she's like, I just love his dog. I don't think you would love that adult dog and Lunchbox had it as much. What do you what are you trying to say? My point is Brett is hot, so people like his dog. Not Yeah, I'm saying we're not Yeah, so I said the opposite about me because she mentioned my dog. I said, my dog is a really good looking like breed. He looks like a puppy even though he's fourteen years old. He makes me look better. So I get him pictured with him and they all likes. Did things get the most likes on my Instagram? Or my dog and my girlfriend? The people just followed them. Does Dusty have an account? No? But this is why dog instagram accounts do so well. It's because everybody loves dogs. No, I know, And if I were starting it now, maybe, But also I was talking to Dustin and he's just not into it. Yeah, you gotta get he don't. He don't like the thing. He's the kit more of dogs. He's like, get the camera out of my face. I just wanted to do my thing. And it's talking about the phones. I'm trying to enjoy now. And so yeah, so Morgan, did you elders have a moment? Morgan number two? We didn't. I heard there was a moment. There was a moment. We were okay, first of all stars, the pot okay, go ahead. Mike Mike d was in there. We were sitting in the glass room like and he walked by and he saw Morgan number two out of the corner of his eye, stopped, walked back and goes, Hi, I'm Brent. But he had never met her, right, he didn't stop to say hi to me. I was sitting right next to her. He had like there was no one else in the room, and he walked by. Oh he you saw something he liked and he came back to say, how did duty far off that this happened? I think he complimented her outfit too. Yeah. Wow, maybe it was a moment for Brett, not not. You were so excited. How did you like? You have a boyfriend? Yeah? I mean, this wasn't the tone even that tone wasn't fully convincing. How old your boyfriend? He's my age twenty three? Her boyfriend looks like Chase Rice, Yes he does. But she likes Brett Aldredge. M hmm, that's what you mean. She doesn't like him? She said? She no, She said, like it's a saying all loves they're like artists. 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And one of the things that frustrates me and I don't even respond anymore, but you can hear this and know why is first of all, the internet just breeds negativity at times, and it really doesn't matter what organization you work with, someone's going to find something wrong with it, and people will go why are you working right across they only give I don't even know the number. You see ten images and ten everything their money goes to the cause, and so just looking at that, you would go, wow, that means they're keeping thirty percent of it, which isn't the case at all. And so at first I like to explain why for this we worked with Red Cross, and secondly, what it really means when these scandals come out, because sometimes there are just people in ranzations aren't doing good things. But sometimes it's just understanding the business of it, and we do and I can even compare how we do it to them, but I'll go first to Red Across. Um we never said from our show from the beginning, like we're just gonna go work right across, like this is our thing. We we've committed to them from day one. That wasn't a thing. We we worked through so many natural disasters, and I believe the first was a tornado. We first moved here like in Oklahoma, and it was like, where can we help the fastest? And we were like, let's go with the Red Cross. We hadn't worked a lot with them in the past, um if ever on a on a major like on a macro type level, and we worked with them and we were able to kind of see how that what what they do in a small dose because we didn't have near the platform that we have now. And so now that we've worked through the and the flood South Carolina happened, another tornado happened there. There's we've probably had seven or eight experiences with them, and even had we've talked to the people that run the local, the national, the volunteers, trying volunteers, Red Crosses. The target to me of charitable nonprofits that that do work, Like if you want the best suit in the world. You don't go to Target. But Target has pretty much good, pretty good everything, like they superser Targets, super serves generally or Walmart, which depending on where you live, for me as Walmart, but they super serve the best because they have the most and the best, the biggest arms to wrap around. And so that's why we go with them at the beginning. That's why we that's why we with with them um from the start because we don't really know exactly what the issue is, but we know we want to raise a bunch of money. We want to get it to them. And they do go in and they do feed people, and they do build shelters and they we've I've seen firsthand the work that they do. But that that's my comparison is that they're the big Walmart and the Target. They do the most, they have the most. Do they specialize the best and animals or specialized the best at times? No, they don't, but that's not there in my from my experience, and that's not what they're there for, is to go and specialize in um people with broken ankles, or we're gonna go work with the elderly. They're massive, they're we're putting up tents, we're serving a bunch of food, we're helping rebuild on on a macro scale. To compare it, it's target versus a Nordstrom, the comparison um in their massive place, employing a lot of people that are out making a big difference, and there's expenses that go into that. You just have to know. Well, and that's when let's get into my second point. So for someone sent me and they said, well, I want to give money to somebody whose CEO is making six hundred thousand dollars a year. Well, here's the problem. I do I want to give money to someone who, see you, is making a million dollars a year, because that means if they're that good, they're bringing in two hundred million dollars a year. You don't pay someone a million dollars a year unless they're worth a million dollars a year. You can pay somebody year and they may bring in two hundred dollars, Or you can pay somebody a million dollars a year that will be running another major corporation and they bring in five hundred million dollars a year. So you just do the math. Is it worth the extra four hundred million dollars. It is like, I love nonprofits that invest a lot in somebody who really knows how to run the company, the infrastructure, knows how to organize, Like that's a really important thing. And so when someone comes to me, and it's always an issue with UM Susan G. Coleman because they paid, they pay their CEO a lot of money, and they pay their CEO a lot of money at least as of now, because their CEO is worth what they do a lot of money. And if you don't get the people that are super smart that the CEO s you can, we probably go run Microsoft or we go run McDonald's. It's they're going to be running a bit. They're going to be doing something for someone and making a lot of money for them. And my biggest, the most frustrating thing is when people go, well, they pay them a lot of money. We want if you want a percent of something going to something, you're not going to get as much out of it. Well, it's like sometimes people want okay, so we don't keep any of the proceeds from a Pimp and Joy item like the cost of the shirt or hat whatever we call. It's taken care of and then we donate the rest. But some people are like, well nope, I want donated, Okay, So then that means we have to go find T shirt people that want to donate to us. Like nobody has to spend any money, and everybody's out of money. Like it just doesn't always percent doesn't always work. It's and it's not good. Is not good. And again here's why if we did that, if we said, okay, we're gonna pay for all the shirts, we don't have the money to pay, so we go negative, so we wouldn't be able to do as much. And then I mean it's also like what makes the world go round is like there are people with the R T shirt company that sell the blanks that are really amazing, and guess what, they need jobs and they need to put food on their table and they need to make money. So of course it's like one big happy circle, like we want to buy the more shirt you guys buy, which is super cool, is also helping us buy shirt. I mean that's just the circle of economics. And it's frustrating because people just go, I want all my money to go somewhere. It's better that it doesn't because bigger things can happen when it doesn't. If you find something that is like a one, you either have somebody rich that has already made a bunch of money running it and they're able to do it because they have already made their money, or it's not going to be that big generally speaking, or it's a side thing like ours is a side thing. We have our real jobs, but none of us could step aside and just go I'm gonna run a nonprofit and not get paid and then be a humongous organization. Right, two of my girlfriends and I when we started Team Haiti, we're that's we're we have we all have jobs. We keep it small. There's only three of us, and we're sort of just a conduit, a way to get money to the orphanage and Haiti. So like Pimp and Joy stuff, you, we donate money. Well in order for that to be legit, when we do stuff for Haiti through Pimp and Joy, it has to be donated to a five oh one C three. So that's what we did. We created that, but we don't it's our side thing. We we just use it to sort of funnel money in a sense. But it does a lot of good, but we're not trying to employ people or do crazy things. But imagine if you hired somebody and paid them fifty grand a year and you would probably do way more and you could do what and you did, you could do eight times the giving you're right, and that would be amazing. But we're just not right now. We just needed to be a way for listeners to get money down to Haiti without it being you know, disruptive or any other people taking a percentage. So that's I mean, there's all different kinds of ways to do it. Just I don't know why people complain to us online though, Like just go do what you want to do, yes, and don't tell people do with their money ever. Stop telling people what you like to And I'm gonna get to the football thing in a second. But for me, when you see someone's nonprofit CEO is making a ton of money, I look at that as wow, they must be worth it, instead of going oh, I go okay, that's awesome because they have somebody that's probably wouldn't be hired by another major corporation and the return on investment on paying them is probably way higher. So I like it. That these CEOs of these nonprofits are making a lot of money, because that means they're making the nonprofit a lot of money. Thank you? Does anyone that does that not make sense? Anybody? No, I've connected the dots. At the beginning, I was like, what do you mean. You're happy the CEO makes a lot of money, but now they would be making a lot of money anywhere. I got it. No, No, once you went into it, I was like, Okay, those dots are connected, and there's some light bulbs in my head and I was I get it. So when people send me a grid like Yester, I got a grip with someone going I can't believe that Red Cross pays their ceo six thousand dollars And I was like, man, I would have hoped to be more. I thought they had gotten someone, you know, and I don't know if that was if that's the real number, because you can just make a graph on the internet to say anything you want. Yes, but uh, perspective is weird and we know it because we do it. But again, when we do a pimp of Joy shirt and they comparison was what Amy said to us is that if we're paying a few bucks for a Pimp of Joy shirt, like we get them, there's nothing on them. We have to pay for that shirt and then want to be printed once cost is made and we pay for it to be even all the other money goes out, and then people like, well I don't but you don't have to. We don't make anybody to do anything. We never hide from. I mean, I just think some of those people maybe times times they don't understand what all proceeds mean. They maybe they just want to hear because I'm like, they surely cannot in their heads be thinking that we're supposed to like be just magically pulling money or going negative, going negative, then that's not doing anybody any good. And if everybody was and if people had to go negative, people just couldn't do as much generally, wouldn't be able to sustain it. Not as much good could be done if people were just having to go negative. So anyway that because of that, now, I hope people keep giving that Susan g Comen thing always comes up. Always I do stuff with them, and well we've done a Pimp and Enjoy pink tote for them before, and oh my goodness, there was so much and I'm like, oh, and there are doing good And I've met so many I've been at how many m Susan G. Coleman like fun runs and met so many people race for the cures that have been that have benefited from Susan G. Coleman. Like, I've talked to people where they're like this organization saved my life. And I'm like, Okay, I don't understand why. I mean, I get the money issue and people just not understanding how it works. But it's just like why not people when they're really trying to do good and they have helped people, And look at the awareness Susan G. Comman has. I mean the NFL wears pink on their outfits for a whole month. Another thing, too, is and this is getting really down into the weeds. And we know this because we each do our own like we're we're deep inside the charity bucket, like we're having to do paperwork and things that most people don't do a lot of people will give, like we're trying to build things, you know, um, and so is that like as for example, when Susi Coleman has to I'd use him as example, and I don't have a specific one but has to sue someone because they're using their logo in a weird way, or they're like they have to protect that brand because if someone is using that brand and it's not the right way, it makes them look bad and it hurts their image, and their image is a big part of what they do and how they raise money. So people throw a like, look at Susa Gio Coleman not letting someone use this pink thing for this. It's like, well, this is what they created and this is how they make a lot of money to give out, and you're hurting that. So I completely see why you would want to shut that down. We've had issues with Joy before. We have that trademark, and people on Etsy and various places have been using it and printing their own stuff or an Amazon. There are fake pimp and Joy shirts and it's so frustrating because if you like theyers have to take that stuff down all the time, and we have to go take it down. It's bizarre. But when just I just want listeners to know that there is fake stuff out there. If they're not getting it through us, it's fake, and that money you might think it's going towards the cause, and it's not going anywhere but into somebody's pockets. And again even if it if it's a bad looking thing, like they can hurt an image of something. But the shirt isn't like shirts, well the ones on Amazon try it out. They're not that great as buying. Uh, hey, you want to Blue Apron lunch boks? Oh you wanna talk about blue Apron? Yeah, you can do the sponsors and he's gonna in the commercial outfee. Oh. Blue Apron is meals delivered right to your house. No more going to the grocery store. 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You check it out. I get three meals for free if you got a Blue Apron dot com slash Bobby Cast Blue Apron dot com slash Bobby Cast. Obviously he's a big fans on my Blue Apron A Better Way to Cook Blue Apron dot com slash Bobby Cast. Mm hmmm appearent. What's the deal that you get a dog that looks like you? Morgan number two? Is that? Was that what you were saying? Yeah? So like this psychology website, this is legit. You okay someone online and they go, no, no, I thought online it's legit. It's like we're talking about when people make graphs just post them. Yeah, legit. But this isn't like, uh, you know, content based website. It's a psychology website, like it's a health one. And they say that you choose a dog that looks like you because you want something that's familiar. So like, I got a dog that has long, floppy ears because I have long hair, and I got that and I didn't realize I got a dog with a tiny penis. So yeah, I got a dog that has hair. Okay, No, it's it's legit, like it has features that just because you keep saying something legit doesn't make it more legit. Okay, So what if you just like randomly get your dog like mine was a rescue situation. It just kind of fell into me. I know you think you follow a lot, so it fell into you. That's so true. Oh so I'm like a rott Lyler. I'm fierce. That's probably why you do look like your dog. I do you look like Josie? You know you don't look nothing like your dogs? I like nothing like my dog does actually have the same jags and your eyes. Here's the thing. We are together so much and pictures you start to go, you start to associate them with each other. I don't know, I don't look like my dog. I don't I'm joking. I don't think you know, but people on Instagram, you owe you guys look just like the dog, just like they probably read that legit service dot com. They found that, like people are saying, more and more, I look like my daughter, My daughter looks like me. And it's because and Amy has your daughters black, And it's because you don't really look like each other. But it's because you're starting to be associated with in pictures. Yeah, I remember. I did have that sweet nun though at the Haitian hospital tell me that she have a beautiful daughter and she looked just like me, and that really did mean to me because she was a nun and I was like, oh, she can't something, yeah, because she doesn't lie. But some people when I post pictures of our online more I see more and more people posting that she looks just like you. I'm like, and then my wife walks around with our kids and they're like, whose kids of that? Nothing? Like, Yeah, your kids have the best, Yes, the best. That's perfect, So lucky. They're just gonna be bald like their dad, like I know for sure, because Eddie's bald, just like I have it in here, I wrote on a legit website. Oh yeah, it was science about balding. Yeah, and I have the mantra I can go get. I think it's in your office. I have some mantra this book that I thought that you can start saying to yourself, Eddie, if you're bald, it'll help you be okay with it. Oh, it's it's not gonna grow hair anything. No, I think we're good. But that's it's probably something like I'm okay with being bold. It's okay, it's okay whatever. Y'all don't want to get it. Okay, but you're you're good, you're married with kids. What do you mean like, I'm not like it doesn't know. It still hurts. It still hurts my pride a little bit. Yeah, I've told you guys. When I see you come in with a different hair style or like Mike d or Ray or lunch box, even like it hurts, I'm like, I have no options with my hair. That's why I'm gonna I'm gonna go get it, because you need to start telling yourself that. And the next time Bobby comes in with a new haircut, it won't bother you. When when when man, when bones you came in with a high and tight. One time, I was like, dang. I even went to my the guy that cuts my hairs, like can you give me high and tight? And me laughed at me because like, it won't it will never work. It won't work. You can't do the high and tight. But you have like a wife and two kids and they're at the age now where they're fun. So like I'm jealous of that you have like a family. Oh well, there's the grass is always gonna be greener. You'll be jealous of everything. But for me personally, the hair that's rough. I'm not jealous everything. I don't want a baby. Do you want the family though? No, I don't know. I just want kids that I can already do stuff. Oh you don't want the babies, you just want my kids that you can like. I would just take you can adopt, I take you cands a single man. It's almost impossible, is it, really? Yeah? I would take things imposible. I would take a couple like boys like like four and seven. Yeah, that's perfect, and just start them off. They're like, okay, come on in and then just go rock and roll. Yeah, because they're I've already done the hard stuff. Where you got a potty training when they just lay there, when they're like babies, I don't really get trying to deal with poop. You don't want girl either, No, no girl, just two boys? Yeah, okay, I'm good on at this point in my life. I'm not married to have no kids. I'll settle for part of that, alright. So you don't even want a wife. No, he doesn't want a wife. That's not what I said. But I'm not. But I'm not going to ever get a wife just to have a wife. I will never get married for the sake of meat. I should get married never. I'm beyond and you shouldn't. That that happened after about twenty or twenty nine. I was like, okay, I will never get married because it's the age to get married. I'm beyond the age where you're supposed to get married. Oh yeah by far. Yeah, so why I'm just I'm the same as the guy that just never got married. But does that kind of blur your vision to love? Like, are you ever gonna be able to see real love because of that? Love is a whole Another issue is love. I know it's not a human love human I mean, that's just a whole, someone that can talk. I don't think there's a I don't think my age. Age is not what's blurring that. There's there's other stuff. My eye doesn't work, but I think that's Oh, I don't know. I don't know the answer to that. Obviously, if I did, I would be much I'd be fixed. Thank you, good night. Okay, hold on thing. It's sort of cuckoo, but also it can be helpful too. You didn't have to prevace it with it's sort of we already knew it, we figured okay. So for baldness, it says, um you can say to yourself, I am safe, I am safe. I am safe, I am safe. I love and approve of myself. I love and approve of myself. I trust life. I trust because listen, because for things that happen in your body that allow for maybe baldness or certain illnesses to take place. I'm not comparing baldness to illness, but it says here that there's fear, tension, trying to control everything, not trusting the process of life. So that's why you would say to yourself, I'm safe, I love and approve myself, I trust life. I know I has sort of cuckoo. But you can say yourself that Eddie, I Eddie, I'm cool on the bald head. I'm cool with my bald head. Done. That's it, that is That's an approach. But that's what you need to do because you don't need to be jealous. Every time Bobby walks into the new hair fine with myself. I'm so happy. I'm just when they walk in with cool haircuts, I get a little hurt. If you ever get single again, it kind of suck. That would go against me. You think is a really good personality. Yeah, but the baldness thing over rides all that. Yeah, it sucks. As why guys don't want to go bald. You can always get skinny. Yeah, I just can't grow hair and you can. I have a friend who started taking and I'll watch it again. It looks fuller. Eventually I'll go bald. Dude, Well, I'm not playing on going single any time since. So you want to know what's gonna make me get married? Go starting to go bald. I'd be like, oh crap, I gotta get the best, get right now, and so silly. Now I'm not you're good lunch boxes, but you're good he has a little dents, but I'll have it. I know it's it'll elementally. We're getting older bodies breaking down, right, you won't go bald. No, you're past that point. I don't get thin no matter what. When you get older, your hair thins, no matter what. So my thing, it's that scale of bald versus woman. So the balder you get, the worst woman you're gonna get if you're single. Okay, So when you have the most hair, you'll get the highest if you have more money, all that money, listen and I do Okay, I have a good job, doing just fine. No no problems here. So bald is I'm gonna start looking at bald dudes and see if they got hot chicks with it. If they did, they probably start losing their hair. It's not a theory, it's a life. No, I'm saying observation. You have a legit survey. It's kind of a technique. When you start to lose hair, you better grab onto the best quick because the more hair you lose, you're not be able to grab a good later. Yep, you just repeat to yourself it's okay, Yeah, I am bald. I am Like an email it said Let's go to Kendrick Lamar tonight. Is he playing tonight, Kendrick, He's in town. I don't know if it's this week somebody, I mean it says, it says, let's go to Kendrick Lamar tonight. It's my manager sent me a note. She goes, um, here's the title. I think she hasn't totally bump up my dog. It's like, it's like running out of my life, and it goes, let's get right with Kendrick Lamar tonight. And before you listen all the reasons you can't go, here's the most important reason you should go. You need to have a little bit of fun. And I know she's man. I thought she was like making a poem. Yeah, it sounds like she's rhyming. So I replied back, I said, I have no idea what this means. And then she replied, let's go to Kendrick Lamar tonight. I think Christie's coming to and that's another Yeah, he's in town tonight. Wow, I mean, are you down for? I would go on a Friday night or Saturday. I can't too much to do you love you love Kendrick, I do, but I will I like Kendrick. I like listening to Drake better I listened, like listening again. As far as just the just listening to music, Kendrick creatively is crazy, like he makes new things. His music sounds wild sometimes that's why the instruments go crazy, especially with the last record, not so much to Damn, but the one before that, Yeah where uh Butterfly. That one was very instrumental, very progressive, very and I even though I didn't I get as much, I respected it way more because he took a lot of chances where Drake's is just solid all the way through. It is so hooky. Its so But I do like Kendrick a lot. I like the I haven't. I like the last album, but I do two albums ago because it's just easier to listen to. For me, I'm not so much into the super progressive stuff. No, I'm not gonna go Okay, it's on Friday night, the Wednesday night. Hey yellow dude, you need some fun in your life. Um No, I'm good. I'm going Let me alone. I have been, and but it doesn't mean that I don't know a lot about you. But get humble, humble, that's right, humble. I remember alone with supers and he's turned it into kids. Boss, it's mom Bob. Come on, be humble and kind and be humble. Hey, everybody, come on, it's mom bob. That's what mom bops. The thing I think we just credit have like mid the thirties and forties, moms sing like the hip hop and rock songs. This is what. Yeah, that's who we should tell my kids. American music is what mom bomb. Yeah, they're not gonna have any idea. You have no idea what to do. We could tell the mom a pop star now straight up that my life has to fight. And this is from like the last record horns like yeah, chips like yeah, I used to listen. I mean, I don't want the Chance in here as much as Mikey does. Mike loves Chance rapper. I like that. I like his sound. It sounds cool, smooth and like what you're saying yeah, because I have to hear like like he does that. He's not smooth when he's saying this. I feel like he doesn't even listen, which is the one that I like. You probably like saying drugs no, yeah, no, no, no problem with me. Okay, that's the biggest that's the biggest song. I like that. That's like picking the single open artists. Why I'm a huge way he only has like what one one record? Two records? Must try to stop me? Have you seen Mike's half, because that's the third. That's right. I'm not a huge problem problem with what's so smooth about it? This sounds and aggressive jay to pick up, very smooth compared to cane smooth breaks that hip hop a This is not a good thing. I called. Anybody's never heard a song be called smooth? What do you mean? What lunch box? Oh? Here, Like, what is this? I mean a smooth criminal? Don't do that? I know ball non you guys atay stupid here, Okay, don't smooth. He said that to me earlier today and I was like, so what did he say? He said, Amy, don't say stupid things. But he's serious. I was just telling to shut up today. But then I was like, sorry about that, But you told her that a few times. But she was saying something you need to be told shut u becase she would tell me to shut up. She tells me to shut up all the time, and you guys do that too. I want to shut up, get thrown over there like legit just said, we don't say stupid things like you're disappointed. I was kidding now on football and he was. I was like, she was like what I was saying, don't insult guys. She was like, you can play four and half hall. I was like, don't say stupid things. It's more of a joke to play half a hole, Like you can't play that was stupid, Like we we don't want to play half, Like we don't want to play half a hole. You don't know how to play half. I don't want to play nine. I don't want to play nine either, because you just hit the ball in the fairway and then the is over. Yes, do you want to play only? Yes, that's a game. Then you compare it. Now. I got another email, abou Kendrick, stop ignoring me. I'm not I'm not going. Yeah, you have to go watch my my co ed soccer game. Guys. Lunch Box has been trying to get me to good his soccer game for like two months now. He's right by my house and I won't go. He's like in high school and I was just begging to get any parents, like my mom, worstbody come watching my football high school nobody ever came to my games ever, and so lunch Boxes wants someone to watch him. And he got his kid into soccer, and so I was like, hey, I'm married by your house. He was like, dude, I'll come, I'll hit the driving range and then I'll bring the kids over and watch you. And then he just doesn't show up. So all I do is I'm trying to help his kid out. He doesn't know anything about soccer, so I want his kid to see real soccer and be inspired real soccer. Yes, there are probably a lot of places other than his wreck co ed soccer league to watch real soccer. But I mean you can go. No, I've definitely thought about it. It's like when you were gonna go to Haiti. Though, remember that I still don't have my passport. You just don't want to go to Haitia. That's fine. I would love my passport and go to Haiti. You want, you want anything? If you want traveling, where to Texas, to Santonio, the Nadallas thoth As parents. No, I don't like that actually, but all you had to do is go get your passport. That's not even traveling, that's just getting your passport. Just in case survival calls. I've stood in line. It was too long. I gotta go. Okay, then you don't been you don't really want it. I still have the passport form on my computer right here, and see that's what you know. Bad bad, look Eddie. A lot of things I want in life, guys, and just I'm just not having him right now. Um okay, well we're gonna go. Um thank you for ever ready less thing to the bobycast and he's gonna go get his passport. He's not going to He never really wanted to go. He just said that's not true. I would love to go to Hayy. Who likes the beach more than anyone else. I never touched the beach. You can go to the beach, but I never touched. It's an island, but in the middle of I wish tourism would pick up there. Would be better for the country. Listen, I'm telling you something, go pick up there. That scared. My butt was puckered the entire time. I was, really and then once I left, I didn't even realize how puckered my butt should have been. I'm not scared of that. I'm not scared of traveling it felt felt like I was watching Homeland. Yeah, I can see that, and it was just like Lagoria. No really, no you don't think so. No, I mean not that that's not But Haiti's airport isn't as bad as Bobby's out to be either. I'm trying to give you an accurate picture. In my mind, it's a waste small one in Mexico City, and that it's probably something like that. But Mexical City at least is a major city. It's probably really corrupt, but escalator running everywhere. There were no rules to this airport. There were no rules, and then you had to go through like five security checks, mostly proprises that they could steal stuff. That's what I felt like it was too. I mean it's wild. I would probably go back. How long does it take to get a passport? Realistically? Time? Is it realistically? How How quick can I get one? What do you think? I mean? I don't could he go through Rush my passport dot com I have before. I don't know if you have to be a previous passport owner, but that's less than for you. It just cost more money. Yeah, so I mean you could I'm talking about from you could do anywhere from forty to a couple of weeks to go, Like we're gonna go do a show, uh some big country music things happening in London. Yeah, I wouldn't be able to go. You would not be able to That's why I need a passport. Not even just for Haiti, I need a passport. You need a passport for Garth and London. Yes, yes, Like I'm serious. When we go on vacation of my wife's like, let's go to Florida, I'm like, man, why don't we just go to the Bahamas or and them? But you can't because you have a passport, and so like I need one just in general. And then we go to Bahamas right by Florida, but you can't go it. Uh it's another country because it's yeah, they were friends from from Florida, the right off that all right there? And just passports all I need yep, but shop committed you you don't want to get I'm talking to myself. Sorry, guys, just said to Mantra I Eddie, I Eddie, We'll get a passport. We'll get a passport. Even if I keep losing my hair, even if I keep losing my hand, I'm safe and I am safe and life is good. Yes, I would say, uh have enjoy promote something? Um, Amy go him enjoy. Let's I mean, I mean I felt like we've already promoted that, but it's all going to flaterally right now. And maybe there's something you like it there our new knee online or maybe are a white hat Eddie looking good in that white hat over? Thank you? That's like good lunch box. Promote something? Ah well, I mean, Amy, just do this, I'll do Red Cross. If you don't wanna article of clothing, donate to the Red Cross, help someone out. You can text Harvey to nine. There you go. Um, and you want to promote Eddie anything, I mean, I'm gonna right now, it's all Harvey pimp enjoy. I mean this is I try not to watch a lot of news, but you just can't help it right now. And or maybe if you don't want, pim enjoy. Bobby has Texas Forever. There's a Texas which we just bought as of an hour or two ago. We just bought like we had to go and buy it. That's crazy. Just happened. There's a real company and they loaned it to us and then we were afraid they were gonna pull it from us once we started putting them out, so we're like, we'll buy it. So we bought it with our own money. But yeah, that's the whole thing, um, and we have time for that. Okay. I'd like to promote that. You guys are promoting that. I would like to promote capitalism. Wow, just the opposite of everyone. I'd like to go. Actually now I'm just kidding. We're gonna go, Thank you very much. This has been episode seventies seven. I hope I make it homey all. I have no gas and I don't have time to go to the gas. So unlike you to just be winging it. What do you mean you have to be at home for what? You can't get gas? No, I can't. I Josie has an employment at ten thirty, can't be late. Okay, Hey, where's the music, Mike right here? All right there you all? And Amy's going to go to the appointment instead of getting gas. Doll. Well, I'll switch cars when I get home. I'll Josiah hit someone in her car. I'll get into my husband's truck has gas. That's why I mean I never got married. That's exactly why a lot more reasons that I tricked him. Yeah, there's it's just that one. Don't don't say stupid things. That was a stupid thing. Dot. You guys should just play four and a half Hold. I mean that was so the longer you well, I mean whatever, I'm probably gonna whatever that all right, than ho
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