Ep. 394: ECW's Living Dangerously 2000 (Part 3)

<v Speaker 1>And we are so very much back and is the
<v Speaker 1>Lapsed Fan Wrestling Podcast. It is e c W Living Dangerously,
<v Speaker 1>March twelfth.
<v Speaker 2>To rather you know what? You know what, Honestly, I'd
<v Speaker 2>rather die peacefully.
<v Speaker 1>Okay, if only we could decide these things. Oh, motherfucker
<v Speaker 1>O'Neil Center, Danbury, Connecticut, March twelve, two thousand, about five
<v Speaker 1>thousand in attendance, and we're here with bells.
<v Speaker 2>On, yeah, like emergency bells or whatever, Belle bell palsy. Maybe.
<v Speaker 1>Oh well, well we'll get there probably if you give
<v Speaker 1>some of this roster a few more years. But there
<v Speaker 1>was a dark match, Mike, you reprectif you pipull number one?
<v Speaker 2>What's so? Why were there more than one pit bulls?
<v Speaker 2>They were at tag team and they couldn't have their
<v Speaker 2>own name. They couldn't No, I mean they had number
<v Speaker 2>one Anthony Duranty. They did have their names, but that's
<v Speaker 2>pile tile one was the one.
<v Speaker 1>I forget James Vandenberg involved in the he only appears
<v Speaker 1>it's're about to talk about in the opening scene, sort
<v Speaker 1>of like your narrator of the pay per.
<v Speaker 2>View, would you like to hear that bullshit again?
<v Speaker 1>We're about to get right to it. So just just
<v Speaker 1>to point out, Oh, yeah, well, it's sort of strange
<v Speaker 1>that he only appears and sort of like this pre
<v Speaker 1>taped thing and he had yet. Yeah, why is that
<v Speaker 1>you didn't have a name yet.
<v Speaker 2>I don't know.
<v Speaker 1>I guess that's just the role Paul saw for him.
<v Speaker 2>He just doesn't, you know, It's it's he's one of
<v Speaker 2>those guys where the voice does not match the look.
<v Speaker 1>Interesting, like he needs to have a satanic.
<v Speaker 2>Dark and yeah, and foreboding, you know, like they could
<v Speaker 2>have even just done Doctor Dreams.
<v Speaker 1>What's this James Vandenburg?
<v Speaker 2>Oh Dreams film?
<v Speaker 1>Was he staying in?
<v Speaker 2>Ww? Yes? Pretty much.
<v Speaker 3>So.
<v Speaker 1>He did appear before the people as part of the opening.
<v Speaker 2>Anytime anytime, Crow, Look, that's that's Sting distracted the referee.
<v Speaker 2>I'll tell you guys, that's Sting.
<v Speaker 1>That's him. Well, let's hear it. Go ahead, this is
<v Speaker 1>the opening show, all right, Yeah, here we go.
<v Speaker 4>For today's sermon, we're going to discuss ECW's seven Deadly sins.
<v Speaker 4>At the top of the list, we have greed and
<v Speaker 4>the insane luchador, super crazy, a man so selfish he
<v Speaker 4>dared to defy the network in his quest for the
<v Speaker 4>world television title.
<v Speaker 1>Next we have.
<v Speaker 4>Vanity, which brings to mind the impact players executive Jezebel
<v Speaker 4>Don Marie. But if ever Vanity were justified. Number three
<v Speaker 4>is gluttony. Let's just say big Sally Graziano gives new
<v Speaker 4>meaning to the phrase devouring the competition. Number four war
<v Speaker 4>is sloth, and that poor lost soul Raven, who's taking
<v Speaker 4>this whole slacker business just a tad too seriously, Hey Scottie,
<v Speaker 4>it's a gimmick. Next we have wrath. Been there, done that, Please,
<v Speaker 4>let's move on. Envy the American Dream. Dusty Rhodes is
<v Speaker 4>so jealous of the old school hero Steve Corino's youthfulness
<v Speaker 4>that it makes me want to vomit. And finally we
<v Speaker 4>come to my favorite sin of all, lust. Francine wants
<v Speaker 4>my Raven in the worst kind of way.
<v Speaker 2>After all, he's no dreamer. Let's just say that it's
<v Speaker 2>going to.
<v Speaker 4>Be one hell of a show, and any company that
<v Speaker 4>dares to compete with an ECW pay per view is
<v Speaker 4>going to be living dangerously.
<v Speaker 2>Just keep going.
<v Speaker 1>I mean, I get a little bit of an evil tackle,
<v Speaker 1>But why does he laugh that much? I know what?
<v Speaker 2>Why Why didn't they you know, I guess, I guess
<v Speaker 2>because the show is running short.
<v Speaker 1>Maybe already what evil plan is he going to hatch?
<v Speaker 1>It doesn't even show up.
<v Speaker 2>I mean, I mean, also, like, did is that his
<v Speaker 2>real voice or was he trying to do a bad
<v Speaker 2>imitation of John Ritter?
<v Speaker 1>I think he is. That's kind of his real voice.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, that's annoying.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, you want to say, hey, Scotti, it's a gimmick.
<v Speaker 1>I could say the same thing to James vann Burgh.
<v Speaker 2>Damn, come on, Jesus Fri.
<v Speaker 1>You don't have a problem with the fingernails or the eyebrows,
<v Speaker 1>do you.
<v Speaker 2>I mean, it's it was I never it's it's it's yeah.
<v Speaker 2>I mean, I don't know what to say about it.
<v Speaker 2>I mean he looks like a like a demon. I
<v Speaker 2>don't know. Is that way he really goes around? Yeah, yeah,
<v Speaker 2>that's what he does.
<v Speaker 1>I think you can really like gel in the eyebrows
<v Speaker 1>for the cameras. I don't think it looks like that
<v Speaker 1>all the time. I mean, it's a look. It's a look.
<v Speaker 1>It is, I'll give it to He does a lot
<v Speaker 1>of the closing of the fingers so you can see
<v Speaker 1>the nails, you know, like pinky, then to ring finger.
<v Speaker 2>I mean, look, it's never been my thing. I'm not
<v Speaker 2>going to judge somebody on their appearance like that. That's
<v Speaker 2>a choice. Your face, your face. You have no choice.
<v Speaker 2>And so we go after Oh, exactly exactly, we have
<v Speaker 2>no choice. I'm gonna I'm gonna fucking tear your to bits,
<v Speaker 2>but you have a choice. I respect it totally. The
<v Speaker 2>idea that w C. W. Reed was named after it.
<v Speaker 1>You know, the sins? Yeah, that's that's from right here.
<v Speaker 2>I mean he.
<v Speaker 1>Probably brought that idea over to w CW. Yeah, Dusty Broa, Yeah,
<v Speaker 1>to w he didn't mention the most important one though.
<v Speaker 1>It's not lust, it's not sloth, it's serendipity.
<v Speaker 2>There we go.
<v Speaker 1>Is that because we just talked about greed, We just
<v Speaker 1>talked about these themes.
<v Speaker 2>Yes indeed, yes, indeed, I didn't know serendipity was was
<v Speaker 2>a sin.
<v Speaker 1>Well that's news after ten years of this ship.
<v Speaker 2>That's good, Flint.
<v Speaker 1>And if you're wondering, as he cackles, guess he does
<v Speaker 1>love who's a walking cane and jerk it off?
<v Speaker 2>I fucking am. I mean, look, I'll tell you what
<v Speaker 2>I'll take. I'll take Vandenberg, Hindenburg, whatever the fuck his
<v Speaker 2>name is, over over that goofball Fatty ends up in
<v Speaker 2>the ring. Piece of ship.
<v Speaker 1>I'll take James Vandenburg over James Vanderbeek myself. So they dissolve,
<v Speaker 1>as you heard there, into the rabid attitude era of
<v Speaker 1>male energy. Oh yes, of an ECW building channing Joey
<v Speaker 1>Joey from the Niel Center and Danbury and you can
<v Speaker 1>even hear one. You can hear like the countdown yep, yep.
<v Speaker 1>As they try to get the fans to pop at
<v Speaker 1>the right moment but miss the queue. Joey stalls in
<v Speaker 1>the ring, missing the queue. That seems to be like
<v Speaker 1>an e c W trope. Yeah, pretty much. They missed
<v Speaker 1>more than the que sometimes they missed the point. But
<v Speaker 1>acclaimed hardcore revolution is in the corner, so they're presenting
<v Speaker 1>sponsor e C DUB Chance on order. There is a
<v Speaker 1>sign that says McDonald's to serve you faster, please use
<v Speaker 1>dollar bills only. Let's make the change. So someone took
<v Speaker 1>a McDonald's sign and brought it to the building, which is.
<v Speaker 2>Great, Okay, I don't okay, like an actual mcdonald' sign.
<v Speaker 2>Someone took away Okay.
<v Speaker 1>I'm sure it was Jill Gertner that brought it.
<v Speaker 2>Oh, I listen, I'm sure if he didn't, if he
<v Speaker 2>didn't do it himself, he endorsed it, that's for sure.
<v Speaker 1>And got interestly on the canvas. You've got one guy's
<v Speaker 1>an Atlas security sign in the crowd, which of course was.
<v Speaker 2>The well known actually Girtner himself, living dangerously with that
<v Speaker 2>fucking size.
<v Speaker 1>Living dangerously. I also notice what Girtner's doctor reported when
<v Speaker 1>he came back with the labs. I'm Joey Styles and
<v Speaker 1>he's got the flat top and yeah yeah, and there
<v Speaker 1>is next to him the quintessential stud moment.
<v Speaker 2>Oh, here here's his fucking horseship. I mean, it's like
<v Speaker 2>it's like I I I didn't want to give him
<v Speaker 2>the satisfaction of of like highlighting this piece of ship,
<v Speaker 2>but I couldn't not do it because it's so fucking
<v Speaker 2>annoying and it makes me so gross.
<v Speaker 1>But here here's he didn't want to give satisfaction to
<v Speaker 1>that piece of shit. But what it came down to
<v Speaker 1>one evening with his mom. You better believe I hit.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, that's true. I believe that I'm down with that.
<v Speaker 2>Whoa whoa sounds like the fucking uh oogie boogieman and
<v Speaker 2>uh in a nightmab for Christmas? Well, well, well what
<v Speaker 2>have we here?
<v Speaker 5>It is I the quintessential stun muffin Joel. This girl,
<v Speaker 5>I know wanted to see the show live here in
<v Speaker 5>Conet ticket, so I told her to bend over and
<v Speaker 5>I'd show her where I'd stick it. For forty five
<v Speaker 5>minutes she proceeded to.
<v Speaker 6>Tease and please and lick it.
<v Speaker 5>But when all was said and done, you know, I
<v Speaker 5>made her buy a ticket.
<v Speaker 4>Kurt, Nor.
<v Speaker 2>Are you not entertained? I mean it's just like it's
<v Speaker 2>so you know, twenty what is it? Yeah, twenty four
<v Speaker 2>years later it's just so gross, you know, like not
<v Speaker 2>only just him saying no, it's the reaction to it,
<v Speaker 2>but the reaction to it.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, you know it's like, yeah, you made a fucking dick, Yeah,
<v Speaker 1>like a real man.
<v Speaker 2>Like it's like it's so vile, so uh and I
<v Speaker 2>mean you know it's it's I'm I'm sure that it's
<v Speaker 2>even like triple triple bad for you know, me being
<v Speaker 2>a girl, dad and all, but like it's just so gross.
<v Speaker 2>It's like I never want to fucking witness that again. Listen,
<v Speaker 2>I'm guilty as charge for like probably you know, having
<v Speaker 2>a similar reaction at some point at any event or
<v Speaker 2>venue or whatever in the late nineties, early two thousands.
<v Speaker 2>I'm not saying I'm like holier than now at all.
<v Speaker 2>Uh uh. You know I've had my my my choice
<v Speaker 2>encounters without a doubt. But you know, maturity, I guess
<v Speaker 2>who would have funked that? Well, I'm sure guilty is charged,
<v Speaker 2>but this is living dangerously good point. I just want
<v Speaker 2>to get you back on the rails. Sorry. You know what,
<v Speaker 2>all these ec W shows are all one and the same.
<v Speaker 2>To me, they all suck.
<v Speaker 1>I always thought that w W E c W should
<v Speaker 1>have done a show called Innocent is Charged.
<v Speaker 2>That's funny.
<v Speaker 1>I think Vince would have gotten behind that.
<v Speaker 2>One big fan of that. So innocent until proven guilty
<v Speaker 2>of charge.
<v Speaker 1>I mean there are people, well not w W E c.
<v Speaker 2>W Innocent until proven guilty of charge?
<v Speaker 1>Oh man, And I wish the mattitude that it's it's
<v Speaker 1>amazing what people wanted to hear.
<v Speaker 2>What people attitude is? Matt Hardy here, Well, this.
<v Speaker 1>Guy with the back yard T shirt in the front row,
<v Speaker 1>little kids and teenagers amongst the attendees and suddenly didn't
<v Speaker 1>excuse me.
<v Speaker 2>That's the way I thought it was Vicky Guerrero.
<v Speaker 1>It is not. It is Cyrus, that virus god just
<v Speaker 1>a fucking aw. Doesn't have crowd striker. Maybe they do here.
<v Speaker 1>It comes.
<v Speaker 2>I can't with him. He's such a fucking he's such
<v Speaker 2>a a like, he's a he's cancer to the eyes.
<v Speaker 1>I think he has a lanyard on with a living
<v Speaker 1>Dangerously logo has crossed out and says TNN in its place,
<v Speaker 1>and they chant you suck dick at the man.
<v Speaker 2>He's one of those people who like if he if
<v Speaker 2>he leans, if he kind of like leans his like
<v Speaker 2>kind of pushes his head back too far, his chin
<v Speaker 2>disappears and his mouth just becomes part of his neck.
<v Speaker 1>Absolutely, you know, yeahs a category of facial and neck architecture.
<v Speaker 2>Yes, And I can't stand it. It is unacceptable.
<v Speaker 1>It's a combination that not everybody is ready to countenance.
<v Speaker 1>I understand.
<v Speaker 2>And honestly, you need to have like they need to
<v Speaker 2>create like a pen or something some kind of little
<v Speaker 2>or like like a Fort Knox facility where they just
<v Speaker 2>store people like that.
<v Speaker 1>Joel looks scared to see the network man, and he screams,
<v Speaker 1>I'm network empty and I'm sorry, don callising im network
<v Speaker 1>is funny.
<v Speaker 2>Like, I'll tell you what, listen, I'll I'll be honest
<v Speaker 2>here all right. As much as I fucking hate Don Kallos,
<v Speaker 2>I mean he is like a callous on my foot,
<v Speaker 2>I he's funny. He's got some funny moments here. Some
<v Speaker 2>some they're funny because they're so stupid and annoying. So
<v Speaker 2>you know, he's got.
<v Speaker 1>This like blank up in his face. Sometimes it's just.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I mean, and I think that's a legit thing.
<v Speaker 2>I think that's that's he just doesn't understand. He doesn't
<v Speaker 2>know where he is at any moment of time.
<v Speaker 1>It's funny when like he screamed at Joey Styles for
<v Speaker 1>trying to get himself over on the broadcast. Yeah yes,
<v Speaker 1>I mean, like, why are you even saying that there's one?
<v Speaker 2>I mean, it's it's it's for later. But I don't
<v Speaker 2>fucking care when he does this, this fucking pop me.
<v Speaker 1>Right, he's got a vagod fun of the industry terms
<v Speaker 1>and everything fucking is this hot tag? Like what the
<v Speaker 1>fuck you see? Girtner? That type of lacidious, disgusting behavior
<v Speaker 1>is exactly what we the network don't like. He tells Girtner.
<v Speaker 1>It's bad enough that we have to put up every
<v Speaker 1>week with you on TNN, but of course you'd deliver
<v Speaker 1>that all important eighteen to thirty four year old gay
<v Speaker 1>male demographics. So we have to have you out here.
<v Speaker 1>Chan fuck you, Cyrus, And he says, I suggest you
<v Speaker 1>go back to whatever drive through you hit on the
<v Speaker 1>way over here. They're like three or four uh and
<v Speaker 1>uh oh, I'd.
<v Speaker 2>Probably you know, no, no, come on, well know they're
<v Speaker 2>in Danbury, so Bell he might have gone to Uh,
<v Speaker 2>I might have gone to Pepe's Pizza.
<v Speaker 1>Probably probably Denny's. Least w guys like Denny's. Oh yeah,
<v Speaker 1>there was a Denny's near an armory that I used
<v Speaker 1>to go to their shows at where you could really
<v Speaker 1>see the guys after the show. Wow, it's like walking distance.
<v Speaker 1>You could see the bright lights. Beckoning of Denny's and
<v Speaker 1>Rhino said in a shoot interview one time that when
<v Speaker 1>they kind of you know, when Tommy Dreamer gently suggested
<v Speaker 1>that he lose some weight, he says, all right, fine,
<v Speaker 1>Instead of four Denny's peanut butter pies a week, I'll
<v Speaker 1>have three. Hey, that that could make a difference, and
<v Speaker 1>Sarah says, make your way over there and let the
<v Speaker 1>greatest color commentator in all of wrestling handle his pay
<v Speaker 1>per view. Oh my god, and Girdner come a collaps back, Cyrus.
<v Speaker 1>What you don't understand is this is n c W
<v Speaker 1>pay per view production. They pop for that. Imagine popping
<v Speaker 1>for someone saying this is on pay per view, not
<v Speaker 1>television to where we were. It's not, he says, a
<v Speaker 1>TNN network production, which means I don't have to watch
<v Speaker 1>my mouth quite so much, asshole. So now he's like
<v Speaker 1>turning the tables. Cyrus never realized he doesn't have jurisdiction.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I mean, what what did he I mean, it's
<v Speaker 2>a good point, like why is he even there?
<v Speaker 3>Oh?
<v Speaker 1>Well, why is he oblivious to the fact that he
<v Speaker 1>has no power? That's the question?
<v Speaker 2>Well, I mean that I can understand he's oblivious to
<v Speaker 2>most things. Is it?
<v Speaker 1>This is so going to be a Netflix like when
<v Speaker 1>raws on Netflix, They're going to make constant reference to
<v Speaker 1>wor on Netflix. Pal, I can see set saying it
<v Speaker 1>right now.
<v Speaker 2>I can say suck my asshole.
<v Speaker 1>You can say, ah you want, but were on Netflix now? Oh,
<v Speaker 1>which means I'll say something about your mom or something. Yeah, right,
<v Speaker 1>and you have absolutely no jurisdiction tells him. So why
<v Speaker 1>don't you get to step in and leave unto them
<v Speaker 1>what you try to do on pay per view?
<v Speaker 2>Oh so poorly? Why don't you get to step in?
<v Speaker 2>That's a phrase that's kind of lost.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, you don't hear that anymore. Do you talk to
<v Speaker 1>the hand. You don't hear that one anymore.
<v Speaker 2>No, no good, I'm glad about that, right, But I
<v Speaker 2>kick the step and I always, you know, I always,
<v Speaker 2>I always think of of Sean michaels in ninety nine's
<v Speaker 2>and get to step in and hit the bricks.
<v Speaker 7>McMahon in like a cream colored suit, yeah right, yeah right,
<v Speaker 7>the cream colored jacket and like a red T shirt
<v Speaker 7>and tucked in the black killed up.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah exactly. It's the it's the no mercy look. Actually,
<v Speaker 2>you know they have that look that he has in
<v Speaker 2>No Mercy. It's that exact look where he's the funniest age.
<v Speaker 2>BK is definitely nineteen ninety nine commissioner. Oh, absolutely no
<v Speaker 2>question about.
<v Speaker 1>It, Like what is he even doing here? And at
<v Speaker 1>one point they zoom in on Sarrus's lanyard, which is funny,
<v Speaker 1>and Joel said, I tried to be network about that.
<v Speaker 1>He says, Joel, I try to be network about this.
<v Speaker 1>I try to be a gentleman. Let me put this
<v Speaker 1>terminology in terminology that you can understand. Get your fat
<v Speaker 1>ass out of here, or I'm going to beat your
<v Speaker 1>ass right here in pay per view. I don't understand
<v Speaker 1>what it was what was so appealing about Joel Gertner.
<v Speaker 1>He had those really clever sexual double entendre promos.
<v Speaker 2>Are they Are they clever?
<v Speaker 8>Though?
<v Speaker 4>Yeah?
<v Speaker 1>They were pretty clever. He had a pretty deep reservoir.
<v Speaker 1>He would have a new one every single show, and
<v Speaker 1>the fans really wanted to hear what one he was
<v Speaker 1>gonna lay on in that time.
<v Speaker 2>I mean, I don't think what he said was clever.
<v Speaker 2>Oh maybe this wasn't his best one. Is there a
<v Speaker 2>best one? Not that I know of, Yeah, exactly.
<v Speaker 1>Fans are getting rabbit at the prospect of these two
<v Speaker 1>mixing it up. Fuck him up, Gartner, they chant, Joey,
<v Speaker 1>begging them not to mix it up. Cyrus's get out
<v Speaker 1>of here. I'll beat the crap out of that fat bastard.
<v Speaker 1>You wanted to go now? And they pop, we'll do
<v Speaker 1>it now, and he takes the hanky off his neck,
<v Speaker 1>which is great, and then Style suddenly goes from let's
<v Speaker 1>not fight to get him Joel Sararen says, listen, Joe,
<v Speaker 1>I don't want to fight. He starts backing off with
<v Speaker 1>a bitch. He says, Joel, I hate violence. I didn't
<v Speaker 1>know you'd get that hot about it. If it means
<v Speaker 1>that much to you, you did the pay per view
<v Speaker 1>and commentary, I'll just leave. It's like, what do you
<v Speaker 1>mean you hate You just told them.
<v Speaker 2>You're gonna kick his ass, But you both go make
<v Speaker 2>my life happier.
<v Speaker 1>Then Joel does the baby whwey arm shake that he
<v Speaker 1>used to do, or like you hold the elbow stiff
<v Speaker 1>and just wave the wrists, and then Cyrus super kicks
<v Speaker 1>him and mounts him and starts beating him up. They're
<v Speaker 1>rolling around on the mat and then Joey Styles basically
<v Speaker 1>does a back take on Cyrus like he's rolled around.
<v Speaker 1>He takes his back as they roll around like they're
<v Speaker 1>training to submit each other.
<v Speaker 2>You want to know, you want to know how much
<v Speaker 2>I cared about this whole thing that happened.
<v Speaker 1>Are you talking about it?
<v Speaker 2>On Stan I'm gonna tell you based on my notes here,
<v Speaker 2>so I have I have the Cyrus coming down, and
<v Speaker 2>then nothing, nothing, nothing, And then I wrote, there's a
<v Speaker 2>breakdown of civility between everyone. That's what I fucking wrote.
<v Speaker 2>I didn't give a shit.
<v Speaker 1>That's that's a very succinct submary of what we just
<v Speaker 1>saw trying to peel the guys off each other in
<v Speaker 1>the crowd pops and then rolling around wrestling and we
<v Speaker 1>fight out and we get the ECW logo and.
<v Speaker 2>Again, you know, you know, nothing like getting fucking h
<v Speaker 2>non wrestling entities to be the focus.
<v Speaker 1>What the deal was there? I mean, I guess you know,
<v Speaker 1>Cyrus is going to be kind of a through line
<v Speaker 1>through the show, but I don't know, they were kind
<v Speaker 1>of I don't know, they were kind of reaching for
<v Speaker 1>easy things. I feel like at this point, Yeah, there's
<v Speaker 1>a lot of things, a lot of fun put into them.
<v Speaker 2>This whole thing, I mean, like I said, this whole
<v Speaker 2>fucking again, I don't know how this played out on TV.
<v Speaker 2>I have no fucking clue, but this seems so phony
<v Speaker 2>and forced and so goofy that I was just I
<v Speaker 2>just I couldn't stand it. Yeah, it seems it just
<v Speaker 2>seemed like like, uh, like little babies whining and you know,
<v Speaker 2>like taking it out on on TV where you know,
<v Speaker 2>in a weird way. They you know, TNN can't do
<v Speaker 2>much without really looking.
<v Speaker 1>Bad subjecting us all to it. Yeah, right, and it
<v Speaker 1>just sucks. So get THECW LOADO from the TNN das
<v Speaker 1>where like the wrestling glows and it's like purple and
<v Speaker 1>reddish and pink instead of just.
<v Speaker 2>The old U cool, what are you doing? It's cool,
<v Speaker 2>very cool.
<v Speaker 1>So cool invested in graphic and a graphics Sophomarell.
<v Speaker 2>That's where their whole marketing budget went to. Perhaps the
<v Speaker 2>graphic we.
<v Speaker 1>Get all the you know who, all the clips of
<v Speaker 1>people getting chairs thrown at them and all that. The
<v Speaker 1>Sandman's aforementioned returned to TNN is in this highlight reel.
<v Speaker 1>It's a really long, kind of dragged out series of clips.
<v Speaker 1>To start the show. They show super Crazy Moon salting
<v Speaker 1>off a balcony, Dusty cooking on Carino Frenzy and doing
<v Speaker 1>a Bronco buster, and White Neglige Raven hung up like
<v Speaker 1>a crucifix of your handcuffs in the island getting caned.
<v Speaker 1>We even catch a glimpse of Eric Watts, who actually
<v Speaker 1>had a cup of coffee and.
<v Speaker 2>Cock That's hilarious. Yep, I had no clue.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, he was kind of aligned with Steve Creno's group
<v Speaker 1>for a very short period of time. We have Kreno
<v Speaker 1>putting on Dusty's hat and Spike beating Eric Watts, and
<v Speaker 1>they even showed Corino very briefly on stage with Fred
<v Speaker 1>Durst Olympus get angle. We mentioned if you want to
<v Speaker 1>see a bit of that, and then awesome power bombing
<v Speaker 1>everyone through tables and we ended with Joey Styles going
<v Speaker 1>it's extreme. And when we come back to the building,
<v Speaker 1>Steve Krena was in there with a cowboy had along
<v Speaker 1>with his handler Jack.
<v Speaker 2>Victory Jack Victory jack O. God, you know, I I
<v Speaker 2>forget he exists until we do an easy w show
<v Speaker 2>and there's that big dufus.
<v Speaker 1>He's such a fucking He's a funny guy.
<v Speaker 2>He's such like a a hanger on or type you know.
<v Speaker 2>Oh yeah, he's such a such a moron.
<v Speaker 1>Just wants the party to keep going. Yeah that's how
<v Speaker 1>Krino described him. So you know, he's a guy like
<v Speaker 1>he'd actually like insist that you get up early. And
<v Speaker 1>go sight seeing in the city you were in, instead
<v Speaker 1>of just sitting in the hotel till it was time
<v Speaker 1>to go to the building. He just wanted to drink
<v Speaker 1>it all in Jacko victory.
<v Speaker 2>Well, I mean, hey, that's smart, you know, because he
<v Speaker 2>probably knew it was short Yep, it was a short lived.
<v Speaker 1>That it doesn't long enough to know that this will end.
<v Speaker 2>Sooner than later. Where's he? Now? What's he doing?
<v Speaker 1>That's a good question. I don't know what he's doing anymore?
<v Speaker 2>Shouldly not taking another victory? Laugh?
<v Speaker 1>Say that again? I damn Connecticut, the millions watching at home.
<v Speaker 1>I don't about millions.
<v Speaker 2>Oh here, and I got I think I have this whole,
<v Speaker 2>this whole fucking thing of of Kreno.
<v Speaker 6>They're Bury, Connecticut and millions watching it home on pay
<v Speaker 6>per view television. Tonight the old school hero Steve Cornet history.
<v Speaker 1>After some audio is bleeding into the broadcast.
<v Speaker 6>For myself tonight, I was, can I see here's a
<v Speaker 6>bunch of drunk.
<v Speaker 2>That's a kind of a hickpop.
<v Speaker 6>Sexual deviant.
<v Speaker 2>Douche bags.
<v Speaker 1>I don't call this drunk sexual gigglings costers o housters.
<v Speaker 6>God, Oh wait a second, I see the biggest duche
<v Speaker 6>bag of them all, lazy gentlemen, the sand Man's wife's
<v Speaker 6>many cod boots bag a bust. This is an honor
<v Speaker 6>and a privilege to finally see you face to face, Laurie.
<v Speaker 6>You know I've heard all the stories. I mean, you
<v Speaker 6>are a hardcore icon in the easy w locker room.
<v Speaker 2>Honey.
<v Speaker 6>You had more of the wrestlers than Dusty Rhodes has
<v Speaker 6>had matches.
<v Speaker 2>That was kind of I mean, he had the opportunity
<v Speaker 2>to say a really funny food joke, and he just
<v Speaker 2>he dropped the ball. You know, he should have said
<v Speaker 2>something about at least burritos. Yeah, agreed, hadn't happened yet
<v Speaker 2>though I know, I know, but still at least say
<v Speaker 2>burritos or something like that, some food reference in matches.
<v Speaker 2>Who fucking cares? That's stupid, honey.
<v Speaker 6>Remember Raven No, the guy you left your husband for. No,
<v Speaker 6>that was no angle. I haven't a good authority that
<v Speaker 6>he was giving it to you in the bathroom. Hey,
<v Speaker 6>old bastard, while you shut up. The Sandman's not even
<v Speaker 6>your real dad.
<v Speaker 1>And I got to qu think of you because one
<v Speaker 1>thing that I didn't appreciate until I watched The Dark
<v Speaker 1>side Sandman episode was basically they coached Tyler Fullington, Sandman's son,
<v Speaker 1>who participated in the angle that Steve Crenell was referencing
<v Speaker 1>here when he was like eight years old, six, six
<v Speaker 1>years old or something five. I think even all they
<v Speaker 1>said to him was, look, listen, just make a face
<v Speaker 1>in the mirror like you're mad, like someone just I
<v Speaker 1>don't know how they phrased it, like someone just took
<v Speaker 1>your toy away, you know that pouting like serious friend,
<v Speaker 1>and just never ever lose that face. And I'll be
<v Speaker 1>damned if that kid didn't look like he was completely
<v Speaker 1>possessed in every vignette they put him in with Raven.
<v Speaker 1>It was creepy. Such a stroke of genius to tell
<v Speaker 1>a kid who you know is not going to be
<v Speaker 1>able to take great direction from a stage management standpoint. Yeah,
<v Speaker 1>and he puts that face right back on now that
<v Speaker 1>he's like basically a teenager and Steve Creno's targetting him.
<v Speaker 1>So hats off to Tallis Fallington for yeah, for dialing
<v Speaker 1>it in and showing discipline on camera. I mean, I've
<v Speaker 1>never seen I don't think you've ever seen a kid
<v Speaker 1>be as good. Besides like Domastereo and the Eddie Ray
<v Speaker 1>match and O five. I think you've ever seen a
<v Speaker 1>kid do as well from an uh you know, holding
<v Speaker 1>his role on a Gressling TV show.
<v Speaker 2>That's amazing. Good for him. We'll finish it up here.
<v Speaker 6>One you haven't put over yet, So why don't you
<v Speaker 6>put me over live on paper view?
<v Speaker 9>You wore.
<v Speaker 4>You?
<v Speaker 1>That's every The end of every sentence is nonna.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, so whiny.
<v Speaker 1>Oh my god. He's got the voice for it, man,
<v Speaker 1>he really does.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I tug it. I mean he's good, good, good,
<v Speaker 2>good delivery for sure.
<v Speaker 1>So that's that what he calls her a war yep,
<v Speaker 1>because then she gets up in her jeans and slaps him,
<v Speaker 1>and he grabs her by the head and drags her
<v Speaker 1>over the rail. That's e c W four you grabbing
<v Speaker 1>a woman by the hair, of course, and loads her
<v Speaker 1>into the ring. She swings at him, but Jack Victory
<v Speaker 1>grabs her, and then Rhino gets in the ring too,
<v Speaker 1>Quino's buddy. And then Quarea grabs the mic and says,
<v Speaker 1>come on, Laurie, you know you want it. Do you
<v Speaker 1>think Sandman's got a big one? You haven't seen anything yet,
<v Speaker 1>and he starts swelling his hips and he's gonna take
<v Speaker 1>his dick out here at living dangerously and then Sandman
<v Speaker 1>hits the ring.
<v Speaker 2>It's so stupid. The e c W ring.
<v Speaker 1>We can't you can't empasize enough. You've got what do
<v Speaker 1>we have boss in this era? The WWR ring, yeah,
<v Speaker 1>the WCW ring yeah, and the e c W ring.
<v Speaker 2>You know, it's like fucking She's like a drive by shootings.
<v Speaker 1>So Sandman hits the ring, we get the rattling, and
<v Speaker 1>then he hits Carina from behind. Rhino cuts him off
<v Speaker 1>and pile drives Sandman, and then Jack Victory peels Lourie
<v Speaker 1>off of his own back and she takes a bump
<v Speaker 1>on the canvas. Then Rhino absolutely kills Laurie Fullington with
<v Speaker 1>a spear through a table that's bridged up in the corner,
<v Speaker 1>and he fucking kills her.
<v Speaker 2>I'm glad that, uh, I'm glad that that Samon gave
<v Speaker 2>so much, really cared about this this angle so much
<v Speaker 2>that he well didn't fucking remember anything.
<v Speaker 1>We'll get to that ECW chant that was always so weird.
<v Speaker 2>You know.
<v Speaker 1>It's like when you chant e c W, like you're
<v Speaker 1>taking yourself out of the angle because you're saying like that,
<v Speaker 1>yeah right, this is the company just gave us a
<v Speaker 1>holy shit moment instead of look what Rhino just did
<v Speaker 1>to LORI.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, yeah, right right.
<v Speaker 1>And it really stood under this one because there's certain
<v Speaker 1>fans like I get, like, when a wrestler does a
<v Speaker 1>big stunt in the middle of his match, you can
<v Speaker 1>chant a ECW because it's like, wow, ECW allowed that
<v Speaker 1>wrestler to do that without any qualms. But when it's
<v Speaker 1>a heat angle in you chant e c W, it's
<v Speaker 1>kind of weird. It's like, no, this was supposed to
<v Speaker 1>be more serious than like a table mump in the
<v Speaker 1>middle of a of a match, you know.
<v Speaker 2>I yeah, I don't, I really don't. I've never been
<v Speaker 2>a fan. Yeah, I mean it's this is that this
<v Speaker 2>is one that all kind of really started when you
<v Speaker 2>started recognizing the cump oh yeah, as opposed to, you know,
<v Speaker 2>really getting invested in the stories.
<v Speaker 1>So Sandman covers his wife on the ground as Atlas
<v Speaker 1>Security hits the ring try to stop this chaos. Joey
<v Speaker 1>Styles doesn't even over're on the year. He's saying, are
<v Speaker 1>we on? Are you done striking people? First of all,
<v Speaker 1>and Sarrus says, this is beyond the bounds of even
<v Speaker 1>what I find entertaining. We show the Sandman emotional, still
<v Speaker 1>hovering over his wife. Sarah says, why would she strike
<v Speaker 1>a wrestler and immediately starts trying to place the blame
<v Speaker 1>on her for what just took place.
<v Speaker 2>Well, she's a woman, after all.
<v Speaker 1>Styles comes back with a quit being a heel, and
<v Speaker 1>Sarah says, I'm being a realist. We can't have fans
<v Speaker 1>with hands on wrestlers. He's a heel. He he provokes fans.
<v Speaker 1>That's what that Steve Creno does. And she struck him.
<v Speaker 1>Are you trying to say, Joey Styles that she bears
<v Speaker 1>no responsibility whatsoever? He's hearing this straight face.
<v Speaker 2>It's pretty Joey Styles that that this is all fake,
<v Speaker 2>calling him a heel, right and making me say he's
<v Speaker 2>a heel to get a rise out of the audience.
<v Speaker 1>Let me read this again. Okay, she struck him. You're
<v Speaker 1>trying to say she bears no responsibility. Okay, let me see.
<v Speaker 1>Are you trying to say she bears no responsibility whatsoever?
<v Speaker 1>Is this Cyrus is a dialogue on this show or
<v Speaker 1>is it a transcript of his t NA exit interview?
<v Speaker 1>So Laurie's crying and holding her head but moving around,
<v Speaker 1>and of course he shouldn't be moving her because she
<v Speaker 1>may have snapped her neck and half tossing her all about, right,
<v Speaker 1>but it's fake, so it's okay, and carries her away.
<v Speaker 1>Finally he yells.
<v Speaker 2>Out he's doing that. He yells, where's my kids?
<v Speaker 1>Where's my kids?
<v Speaker 2>It was fucking Popeye. Jesus Christ.
<v Speaker 1>That's every morning he says that he is Popeye.
<v Speaker 2>Ask, yeah, there's a pop there's a Popeye, uh way
<v Speaker 2>about him?
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, there's There are also a lot of Popeyes in
<v Speaker 1>the locker room. But that's just Dusty's dinner.
<v Speaker 2>His pre his warm up meal for the pre match.
<v Speaker 1>So yeah, Laurie, Laurie Fullington, the ultimate Philly wife with
<v Speaker 1>her jeans and Doc Martins and tight top and red hair.
<v Speaker 2>Bless her heart.
<v Speaker 1>She was like, so she was so into it when
<v Speaker 1>it was happening, but looking back on it on that
<v Speaker 1>Dark Side episode, oh my god, Like she's like she
<v Speaker 1>cringes at what she found herself doing.
<v Speaker 2>Oh yeah, I mean it's awful, it's dreadful.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, it was wild because they were when Raven kind of,
<v Speaker 1>you know, brainwashed her to come over to his side
<v Speaker 1>and took the sun. They had to keep that cafe
<v Speaker 1>up in n CW. That wasn't easy because everybody was
<v Speaker 1>kind of like smart about where the wrestlers would go
<v Speaker 1>after the show, and they'd follow you and everything, and
<v Speaker 1>you never knew where you'd find an ECW fan after
<v Speaker 1>the show. But they couldn't ride together even though they
<v Speaker 1>were a family, so they'd drive like hours of hours
<v Speaker 1>miles away to a gas station and hope no fans saw.
<v Speaker 2>You know, Paul, if you gave a suggestion, I think
<v Speaker 2>what you should do is have you know, Raven take
<v Speaker 2>Sandman's wife away, you know, and what you should do,
<v Speaker 2>because what do you do is extreme HAVM fuck her
<v Speaker 2>on TV pure, you know. And then this is what
<v Speaker 2>I had to do. You break up the marriage. You
<v Speaker 2>can laugh at it because you have power over them
<v Speaker 2>that they can't have. I've broken many relationships, yep, and
<v Speaker 2>I'm proud of it. I think you should do this.
<v Speaker 2>I think missus Sandman should should you know, get a
<v Speaker 2>taste of the Raven.
<v Speaker 1>I think one man should exit light and enter night.
<v Speaker 2>But look, that's a that's a place.
<v Speaker 1>I'm shocked that these guys are even like XPW didn't go.
<v Speaker 1>It's like as everyone was trying to up the runch
<v Speaker 1>in this era, like come on, like paper, no one
<v Speaker 1>appreciates how much money porn can make. That a pay
<v Speaker 1>per view company right now, Like imagine if like in
<v Speaker 1>the middle of that angle, they said, like available exclusively
<v Speaker 1>on pay per view, We're going to unveil a tape
<v Speaker 1>that Raven has supplied us of him fornicating with Lori Fullington. Honestly,
<v Speaker 1>that would so many buys. It's not even funny.
<v Speaker 2>You know. It always surprised me, especially, Yeah, like you
<v Speaker 2>said in this era that we didn't really have more
<v Speaker 2>more really extreme nudity and sexual content.
<v Speaker 1>Yep, because I always especially when I got on pay
<v Speaker 1>per view, Yep, exactly what I mean.
<v Speaker 2>Pay per view is what I mean, Like like why
<v Speaker 2>there wasn't more of that on pay per view in
<v Speaker 2>any of the companies.
<v Speaker 1>It's while that WWF show tits on pay per view
<v Speaker 1>and ECW never did yep.
<v Speaker 2>Yep.
<v Speaker 1>So Samman carries her away and yeah, like you said,
<v Speaker 1>where my kid's at? He walks her to the back
<v Speaker 1>through the brick wall opening, and you know you wonder
<v Speaker 1>watching this show because it was supposed to be Sandman
<v Speaker 1>versus Rhino on the show in a match in the
<v Speaker 1>next round of the television title tournament, which is to
<v Speaker 1>conclude this pay per view and crown a new champion.
<v Speaker 1>Why they didn't deliver the match? Why they have to
<v Speaker 1>do this whole angle? It just reeks of it. There's
<v Speaker 1>got to be a story here. We all of a sudden,
<v Speaker 1>we're doing this red hot like heat angle with the
<v Speaker 1>Steve Carno, who really didn't have as far as I recall,
<v Speaker 1>much interaction with the Sandman prior to this, and didn't
<v Speaker 1>really have a lot of a reason to be very
<v Speaker 1>animated about his wife and to target her. It's like,
<v Speaker 1>what are they trying to misdirect here? Why couldn't they
<v Speaker 1>write that? So we thought, wow, there's got to be
<v Speaker 1>a story here. So we reached out to the Sandman
<v Speaker 1>on Cameo, didn't we We did, indeed, and props to
<v Speaker 1>Zach who well, as we're as we'll disclosed later, also
<v Speaker 1>reached out to the Sandman in our mind God with
<v Speaker 1>sort of a different line of inquiry around living Dangerously
<v Speaker 1>two thousand. But for now, I invite you all to
<v Speaker 1>regale in the total recall of The Sandman on Living
<v Speaker 1>Dangerously two thousand.
<v Speaker 10>Yo, j BA, what up, dude. I would love to
<v Speaker 10>give you something like prophetic answer right here. But but
<v Speaker 10>back in the day, you got to understand something. A
<v Speaker 10>lot of times we didn't even advertise, like who was
<v Speaker 10>wrestling who. Paul would just say, these people are going
<v Speaker 10>to be on the show on a pay per view, yay,
<v Speaker 10>advertise this stuff. But then it might have been a
<v Speaker 10>last decision to his part. He decided to go that way,
<v Speaker 10>and we all just had so much trust in Paul
<v Speaker 10>that I didn't really need to say who.
<v Speaker 2>What, where, when? Why? How? You know what I mean?
<v Speaker 10>He just said, this is what we're doing, and that's
<v Speaker 10>what we did.
<v Speaker 2>Pace, go ahead. It's great. I love it. It's a
<v Speaker 2>great answer.
<v Speaker 1>He stayed to the man in the.
<v Speaker 2>Oh my god, you gotta you gotta understand, you know what, Samon,
<v Speaker 2>You need to understand that when you do cameos, it's
<v Speaker 2>probably better if you have some clothes on. He's in
<v Speaker 2>his bed another love. Yeah, yeah, seriously, Like it's he's like,
<v Speaker 2>you know, he's like, imagine he's laying in his bed phone,
<v Speaker 2>you know, does he have one hand in the back
<v Speaker 2>of his head? I couldn't. I don't remember, so yeah,
<v Speaker 2>I think he's one answer. He got one hand in
<v Speaker 2>the back of his head, the other one holding his
<v Speaker 2>phone up, you know, probably arm fully extended, you know,
<v Speaker 2>and and just doing this thing. It's like, and I'll
<v Speaker 2>tell you what, to be honest with you, I'm gonna
<v Speaker 2>guess he doesn't get too many, because I mean, he
<v Speaker 2>fucking gave it right back. It was so fast. Fucking
<v Speaker 2>RVD turnaround was like took almost a week.
<v Speaker 1>Holy shit, that's good for a six pack.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, right, exactly exactly. He's like, all right, I guess
<v Speaker 2>I got dinner paid for.
<v Speaker 1>Oh, it's tremendous.
<v Speaker 2>Such a fucking.
<v Speaker 1>Maybe it wasn't that, you know, we just didn't ask
<v Speaker 1>questions and we had faith in PAULI. Maybe it was
<v Speaker 1>because Sandman was drunker than ever in two thousand. Non,
<v Speaker 1>I'm one to bet on that I remember a fucking thing.
<v Speaker 1>Maybe it was this. We turned to Saboo's book for
<v Speaker 1>a little glimpse of the Sandman. In two thousand, Florida
<v Speaker 1>was becoming one of ECW's better markets, so they were
<v Speaker 1>looking for more places to run for this particular event.
<v Speaker 1>On June's third, two thousand and Pensacola. Jack Victory was
<v Speaker 1>running the promotion side of things. Because he was local.
<v Speaker 1>He was hoping the gig would do well enough to
<v Speaker 1>secure the venue as a regular part of a big
<v Speaker 1>Florida loop. This, of course, would both help the promotion
<v Speaker 1>and help make more money down the road. While Jack
<v Speaker 1>was taking things very seriously about the show, Sandman was
<v Speaker 1>quite the opposite. Before the show having started, Sandman was
<v Speaker 1>already tanked. He was three sheets to the wind even
<v Speaker 1>before he walked into the place, and when he did,
<v Speaker 1>putting a cooler behind him to stay hydrated. Before the event,
<v Speaker 1>Paul Haeman got the group together so we could thank
<v Speaker 1>Jack for setting everything up. Paul gave his typical pep
<v Speaker 1>talk to the locker room, telling them to go all out.
<v Speaker 1>Sandman heard go all out, and through his beer goggles
<v Speaker 1>he translated that differently. A few minutes later, he took
<v Speaker 1>everything out of his pants. That is, oh no, Sandman
<v Speaker 1>agan walking around fully buck assed naked backstage, even in
<v Speaker 1>areas that were not designated his dressing rooms. Then, to
<v Speaker 1>be extra gross, he started dicking around with people's stuff,
<v Speaker 1>you know. He tea bagged some of the guy's luggage,
<v Speaker 1>and he tried to stir people's drinks with his penis.
<v Speaker 1>Can I borrow this? He asked as he took Don
<v Speaker 1>Marie's hair brush and combed his gross pubic hair with it.
<v Speaker 2>What's wrong with this pussy?
<v Speaker 1>The more time passed, the more blitzed he became. It
<v Speaker 1>was even more an unfortunate thing that Sandman was booked
<v Speaker 1>in the main event for this evening, because that just
<v Speaker 1>let time go on so we could drink even more
<v Speaker 1>and get worse and worse. By the last match of
<v Speaker 1>the night, Sandman had fortunately found his clothing. The main
<v Speaker 1>event was Sandman Dreamer Raven Into Jerry versus Jack Victory,
<v Speaker 1>Scotty Anton, Steve Corino and Rhino. Sandman's entrance to the
<v Speaker 1>ring was last, probably because they couldn't find him in
<v Speaker 1>time to go into earlier, and he finally stepped stepped
<v Speaker 1>out past the curtain. He almost took a nose dive.
<v Speaker 1>Thank god for the guardrails. Sandman pulled his way up
<v Speaker 1>to his feet and pulled his weight down to the
<v Speaker 1>ring like a drunken sailor. Before getting into the ring,
<v Speaker 1>he went over to the timekeeper and annoyingly hit the
<v Speaker 1>ring belt several times. As all the guys in the
<v Speaker 1>ring waited for him to make his grand entrance, Sandman
<v Speaker 1>just lingered outside, stumbling around in his own drunken world.
<v Speaker 1>Wouldn't he wouldn't get in to start trying to kill
<v Speaker 1>time and make the excessive drunken It seemed like he
<v Speaker 1>was part of the show. Tommy Dreamer grabbed the microphone.
<v Speaker 1>After we get done beating up all these guys, tonight,
<v Speaker 1>we're going to go out to a bar and watch
<v Speaker 1>Sandman get naked. Tommy was just doing what wrestlers do.
<v Speaker 1>He was trying to pop the boys in the back,
<v Speaker 1>but he had no idea of what the Sandman was
<v Speaker 1>going to do next.
<v Speaker 2>Oh no, Sandman.
<v Speaker 1>Of course, figured there was no time better than the
<v Speaker 1>present to get naked, so he immediately began take off
<v Speaker 1>his pants. At ringside, Tommy Dreamer jumped out of the ring.
<v Speaker 1>Being an agent for the promotion, he knew public nudity
<v Speaker 1>was about the worst thing that one of their guys
<v Speaker 1>could do, especially when trying to secure a venue for
<v Speaker 1>regular shows. A new haddad quick, so he stuck out
<v Speaker 1>his arms and quickly tried to cover the cock and balls.
<v Speaker 2>The cock and balls, Yeah.
<v Speaker 1>Throw and Sandman pushed his package hard at Tommy's hands
<v Speaker 1>and rushed it over once with his men meat, oh
<v Speaker 1>my god, roast out. Tommy got cockshy, and Withdrew. Sandman
<v Speaker 1>continued on, strutting his stuff like a proud peacock. He
<v Speaker 1>waltzed around the outside of the ring, showing off his shit.
<v Speaker 1>Scotty Anton looked and about lost it. Sandman's dick is filthy,
<v Speaker 1>he said, covering his face and burying it in the
<v Speaker 1>turn Bible, trying.
<v Speaker 2>Feel like it's like uhlix got maybe like some uh
<v Speaker 2>some like animals shit on it or something.
<v Speaker 8>Oh.
<v Speaker 1>As soon as Sandman figured out how to stumble up
<v Speaker 1>into the ring, he did. Then before anyone was ready,
<v Speaker 1>he started nailing everyone in sight with ridiculous cane shots
<v Speaker 1>as hard as whatever it was he had been drinking.
<v Speaker 1>Now I'd even a minute in and everyone knew sand
<v Speaker 1>was in no shape to perform. Despite the war OFVCW
<v Speaker 1>fans laughing their asses off, everyone in the ring was
<v Speaker 1>lost as to what would happen next. Guys like Dreamer
<v Speaker 1>and Raven, who were company loyalists, knew it wasn't going
<v Speaker 1>to end well, but had no clue what to do.
<v Speaker 1>The Sandman was standing in the middle of the ring
<v Speaker 1>wearing nothing but a T shirt with his chicken skin
<v Speaker 1>balls hanging out.
<v Speaker 2>Ah, he sounds like more of a problem than Jake
<v Speaker 2>Roberts was or Scott Hall was.
<v Speaker 1>He was raising his arms so you could get an
<v Speaker 1>even better look at his well leathered nutsack.
<v Speaker 2>Oh, Jesus Christ. Saboo the fucking wordsmith here, who fucking knew?
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, it's probably more Kenny Cassan over the co author
<v Speaker 1>than Saboo. But can you sign off on well leathered Sabo?
<v Speaker 1>The shit faced Sandman did not give one shit. He laughed,
<v Speaker 1>grabbed the mic from the ring announcer, and decided to
<v Speaker 1>give Pensacola a lesson in physiology. You see, this is
<v Speaker 1>my big cane, he said, holding up his kendo stick,
<v Speaker 1>and this is my little cane. After that, he exposed
<v Speaker 1>even more of his penis for all the.
<v Speaker 2>Criss Was there caane a small person wrestling? Yeah? Was
<v Speaker 2>there for a little cane A little Vader?
<v Speaker 1>I know, but I think there was actually is Raven
<v Speaker 1>hit his face? Come on, Raven, Sandman said, you're just
<v Speaker 1>miserable because you've been sober for thirty four days straight.
<v Speaker 1>Sandman stand in the mic, saying he was about to
<v Speaker 1>do what he did backstage, walking around naked messing with
<v Speaker 1>people's stuff. So he jumped back out of the ring
<v Speaker 1>again and tried wiping his ass with people's signs and
<v Speaker 1>whatever he could do to get a cheap pop. The
<v Speaker 1>crowd started chating, holy shit, holy shit, Sandman jump back
<v Speaker 1>in the ring. At this point, he was acting like
<v Speaker 1>he was trying to pull up his underwear but couldn't
<v Speaker 1>because he was too drunk, So then he started jumping
<v Speaker 1>up in the air, hoping that his pants would follow
<v Speaker 1>gravity's course and just go up on their own.
<v Speaker 2>The fuck.
<v Speaker 1>At this point, Dreamer and Raven just gave up. They
<v Speaker 1>knew that Samon had already killed the town and that
<v Speaker 1>ECW would likely not be returning. Tommy decided to play
<v Speaker 1>along with the spot to try and end it, maybe
<v Speaker 1>fought by following Sandmon around. He was acting like he
<v Speaker 1>was trying to help him get his pants up, and
<v Speaker 1>never actually catching up with him to do so. Once
<v Speaker 1>Dreamer convinced sanda Man to stopp jumping, Sandman bent over
<v Speaker 1>to pull up his pants. Then Dreamer stuck out his
<v Speaker 1>foot and pushed Sandman over to the matt face first.
<v Speaker 1>After that, Jerry jumped in and tried to help pull
<v Speaker 1>sand Man's pants up and almost got a greasy dick
<v Speaker 1>in the eye for his trouble greasy. Then Sandman rushed
<v Speaker 1>over again and actually helped Sandman. I think about what
<v Speaker 1>think about what constitutes a greasy dick with chicken skin balls? Like, Oh,
<v Speaker 1>it's like there's there's an there's an oily miss about it, right,
<v Speaker 1>Like it's slippery, there's a surface slayer, you know what
<v Speaker 1>I mean. Yep, yep, something before you touch skin.
<v Speaker 2>Yep. Yes, it's like a like a like a yeah,
<v Speaker 2>like a shiny film on top.
<v Speaker 1>After Sandman had his pants back on, Raven tried to
<v Speaker 1>cover that last train wreckord spot with more comedy. He
<v Speaker 1>looked under the ring for anything he could find to
<v Speaker 1>improvise off of, and returned with a bull rope. Then
<v Speaker 1>he gave the other end to Dreamer, spun it like
<v Speaker 1>a jump rope, and Sandman took the lead and jumped
<v Speaker 1>in between them Steve Coren, who shook his head and
<v Speaker 1>grabbed the mic. Look, Dreamer, you need to get a
<v Speaker 1>handle on the raw. The poster boy for AA, he said,
<v Speaker 1>Even though there is no reason this match you'ld even
<v Speaker 1>go on. Since Sandman is literally about ready to pass out.
<v Speaker 1>We should either wrestle a traditional match or just let
<v Speaker 1>Rhino go finish the job on Sandman his wife. Sandman
<v Speaker 1>had a loss for words, dropped his pants again and
<v Speaker 1>mooned Rhino. It's like the fourth time he's dropped his pants.
<v Speaker 1>Jack victory by this point was fucked. After this, it
<v Speaker 1>became a total shit show. While the rest of the
<v Speaker 1>wrestlers went on to try to have the matches planned,
<v Speaker 1>Sandman kept throwing tables in the ring. He simulated fallatio
<v Speaker 1>on his cane, then wandered to the back.
<v Speaker 2>Oh my god, the fuck.
<v Speaker 1>Finally the map got on in the way bar.
<v Speaker 2>What a bizarre thing.
<v Speaker 1>However, it wasn't long for Sandman just returned to ringside
<v Speaker 1>with the twelfth pack of Budweiser. After refueling, Sandman came
<v Speaker 1>in and caned all the heels again, even harder than before,
<v Speaker 1>and then everyone bailed to the outside. Sandman jumped out too,
<v Speaker 1>then threw two more tables into the empty ring. He
<v Speaker 1>was highly intoxicated and not looking out for the well
<v Speaker 1>being of anyone, including himself. At the very end, sand
<v Speaker 1>Man somehow managed to climb to the top rope and
<v Speaker 1>put Rhino through a table with a swanton bomb. Then
<v Speaker 1>Sandman can Rhino over and over again until Dreamer came
<v Speaker 1>in the ring with a DDT for Rhino for the
<v Speaker 1>pin and finally put that shit show to an end. Backstage,
<v Speaker 1>people were pissed. Dreamer was furious at Sandman's dangerous actions
<v Speaker 1>and even traded shots with Sandman before it was quickly
<v Speaker 1>broken up. But the fuck were you even thinking, Hayman, screamed,
<v Speaker 1>Sandman didn't applied. Fawnsie, go get a car right now
<v Speaker 1>and have Sandman removed from the building, Paul said. Sandman
<v Speaker 1>stormed out of the room. After that, the heels in
<v Speaker 1>the tag match grabbed Paul to further complaint about the
<v Speaker 1>brutal cane shots. Paul nodded. Then Jack Victory complained even more,
<v Speaker 1>highlighting the nudity and drunken behavior that would likely cost
<v Speaker 1>them return business in the town. Paul agreed. Paul Haman
<v Speaker 1>went and found Sandman in an extremely small restroom, which
<v Speaker 1>was described as being as narrow as an airplane shitter.
<v Speaker 1>Jack Victory was not too far behind him and visibly
<v Speaker 1>hot because he prompt promoted the show and sand Man
<v Speaker 1>destroyed his hard work. While Paul was scolding Sandman, Victory
<v Speaker 1>reached over him and nailed Sandman with a forearm. This
<v Speaker 1>is a fucking shit show, boss.
<v Speaker 2>This is ridiculous.
<v Speaker 1>It just keeps going. Hayman stood between the two men
<v Speaker 1>for a moment, trying to keep the peace the best
<v Speaker 1>he could. Because of the small space in the bathroom,
<v Speaker 1>Hayman was shoving into the stall and forced to stand
<v Speaker 1>on the toilet seat so they could get at each other.
<v Speaker 1>That's an amazing sight, Paul standing on the toilet so
<v Speaker 1>two guys can beat the shit out of each other.
<v Speaker 2>It was on.
<v Speaker 1>Sandman retaliated with a finger gouge, scratching at Jack Victory's eye.
<v Speaker 2>How does he wait, wait, how does Sabou have a
<v Speaker 2>like in eyewitness account of this?
<v Speaker 1>I prefer not to ask that question.
<v Speaker 2>Good, good point.
<v Speaker 1>Isn't he the guy that we couldn't afford to talk to?
<v Speaker 1>It Russell cad arrestaur conor remember that you talked to
<v Speaker 1>just incredible for fifteen cents, right. Victory grabbed Sandman by
<v Speaker 1>the ears, bashed his head into the wall, and then
<v Speaker 1>hit him with a series of four quick headbutts. During
<v Speaker 1>all the commotions, sal Gratziano, a four and a plus
<v Speaker 1>pound giant of a man, ran into the tiny room.
<v Speaker 1>He wriggled his large body into the scuffling.
<v Speaker 2>Sabo, Sabo. I gotta tell you, pal, if you need,
<v Speaker 2>if you needed to explain like who Salagratziano is to
<v Speaker 2>your audience, then you don't.
<v Speaker 1>You shouldn't be right someone reading this right, there is.
<v Speaker 2>Nobody, there is nobody outside of the E c W
<v Speaker 2>crowd that is reading this fucking book.
<v Speaker 1>He wriggled his large body into the scuffle and somehow
<v Speaker 1>squeezed right between them. The fights over, Gratziano shouted, pushing
<v Speaker 1>Jack Victory out of the bathroom. Everyone calmed down. The
<v Speaker 1>two walked back to their dressing rooms in silence. Victory's
<v Speaker 1>eye was puffy from the gouge and Sandman was actually
<v Speaker 1>bleeding from the headbuts he took. But both were said
<v Speaker 1>to be all right within minutes after the fight, and
<v Speaker 1>typically c W family fashion sources say that Sandman and
<v Speaker 1>Victory were already over it. There was no heat and
<v Speaker 1>they were already joking together about the fight. How about
<v Speaker 1>that one? That's that's that I could buy that now
<v Speaker 1>do we know, well, he probably doesn't recall this particular
<v Speaker 1>night in two thousand.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I was actually wondering too, you know I I
<v Speaker 2>you know how I like to add a little, a
<v Speaker 2>little something that's a little kind of sure, it's obnoxious.
<v Speaker 2>I did say they can do the The actual request
<v Speaker 2>was I forgot. I forgot I did this. Maybe this
<v Speaker 2>pissed him off and I ruined it for us. I
<v Speaker 2>said something about I said, oh, yeah, big fan, even
<v Speaker 2>even in even in the even in WWE, you gave
<v Speaker 2>like a he gave it a shot of breath air
<v Speaker 2>or something like that, a shot of breath air, fresh air,
<v Speaker 2>like a whatever, a breath of whatever it was. I
<v Speaker 2>don't know what I said, but something about basically like
<v Speaker 2>saying that, oh, he was great in WWE during his
<v Speaker 2>ECW not at all. Didn't fucking even to the point
<v Speaker 2>where I didn't even remember that I did that, you know,
<v Speaker 2>Like that's the thing. I don't remember I even asked
<v Speaker 2>it till till later. So then we can go up to.
<v Speaker 1>Joey Styles and Cyrus with the scripts in their hands,
<v Speaker 1>trying to figure out what the hell is going on,
<v Speaker 1>and of course Corrino back on the mic One wore
<v Speaker 1>down one more to go.
<v Speaker 2>Oh god, I'm not waiting.
<v Speaker 1>A later, Dusty roades, I'm the new American dream around
<v Speaker 1>here and I'm gonna kick your fat ass if you will.
<v Speaker 1>He says that was funny, and Dusty's ECW music comes
<v Speaker 1>on and he comes out. The song was by a
<v Speaker 1>band called Reckless Fortune, who also did the custom Mike
<v Speaker 1>Awesome you c W theme that he used to come
<v Speaker 1>out to. Oh some, and I don't know what the
<v Speaker 1>rest of it was, and uh yeah, they cut one
<v Speaker 1>for Dusty too. He steps out in a T shirt
<v Speaker 1>and a hat and jeans and with the knee pads
<v Speaker 1>over the jeans.
<v Speaker 2>You know the look that's so it's so inappropriate. I
<v Speaker 2>can't stand the I can't stand knee pads over the jeans.
<v Speaker 2>It's it's hot, it's really yeah, it's not okay. It's
<v Speaker 2>not okay.
<v Speaker 1>And he's got a bull rope and the stroll Blakes
<v Speaker 1>are going on in the Bricky CW entrance away and
<v Speaker 1>Dusty returns to Connecticut where he had his first wrestling match.
<v Speaker 2>Ever did he really? I didn't know that.
<v Speaker 1>He went out to Boston and worked for Tony Santos
<v Speaker 1>that's why he's a Celtics fan because he came out
<v Speaker 1>here early in his life. Dusty gets in and the
<v Speaker 1>lunges at Carino takes off the hat and we're underway,
<v Speaker 1>as Dusty's introduced as the one and only American dream.
<v Speaker 1>It's if you can believe it. After what an hour,
<v Speaker 1>almost forty five minutes, the opening contest.
<v Speaker 2>Been so fucking long.
<v Speaker 1>Acw Living Dangerously two thousand is Dusty Roads faces Steve
<v Speaker 1>Corino in a bull rope match. So Dusty snatches Carino
<v Speaker 1>and plants an elbow and Dan gets a big bump
<v Speaker 1>referee tying up the wrist so these guys can be
<v Speaker 1>attached via the bull rope. The referee, by the way,
<v Speaker 1>H C Loake, who they were involving in story lines
<v Speaker 1>at the time, excuse me, yes, HC lok koreans that sorry,
<v Speaker 1>what's an that's his name?
<v Speaker 2>I don't know about that.
<v Speaker 1>Quero and Victory had bludgeoned HC Loac in his hometown,
<v Speaker 1>so he's hardly lead impartial official here. They mentioned how
<v Speaker 1>he had stitches in his head as a result. In
<v Speaker 1>Sarrus says, that's what happens when you try to get
<v Speaker 1>over in your hometown at the expense of talent. Dear Milwaukee,
<v Speaker 1>where h is from. Dusty pulling the rope in his
<v Speaker 1>Carena tries to get out of the ring. He grabs
<v Speaker 1>Corina's hair and smacks h of the cow bell, sign
<v Speaker 1>good seat equals I'm broke m Sarah says, fifteen two
<v Speaker 1>pound pieces of steel as the cow bell.
<v Speaker 2>He also questions he has a question about Dusty's intelligence.
<v Speaker 3>A genius.
<v Speaker 1>I missed that one. That's fucking legendary.
<v Speaker 2>That says it all.
<v Speaker 1>That's that's a that's a wrestling genius, you know, mm
<v Speaker 1>hm oh yeah. Dusty Sarrus says it sounded like a
<v Speaker 1>dinner bell ringing when the cow bell sounded. That explains
<v Speaker 1>Dusty's urgency.
<v Speaker 2>Here, damn right. He wants to get this match over with.
<v Speaker 1>Dusty digs the cow bell and a Krino's forehead, and
<v Speaker 1>Sarah speculates that he had sharpened the edge of the
<v Speaker 1>cow bell to really cut into Carino. They go up
<v Speaker 1>the aisle to the entrance way and Sarah says there's
<v Speaker 1>a certain camaraderie between the wrestlers, and sometimes Styles says
<v Speaker 1>things and gets heat on himself as a result. And
<v Speaker 1>so he's basically trying to pipe down Joey Styles from
<v Speaker 1>expressing any personal opinion about who's a good and bad
<v Speaker 1>person in ECW and Styles claps back with your count
<v Speaker 1>all night. So let the caddy mask between these two continues.
<v Speaker 2>Yeap.
<v Speaker 1>Dusty makes his way into the screaming throngs E C
<v Speaker 1>dub chance and Dusty hits him again. So they brawl
<v Speaker 1>out in the crowd and give you know, all corners
<v Speaker 1>of the building a taste to the violence. Preener then
<v Speaker 1>drops Dusty his knees and hits the cow bell. And
<v Speaker 1>you can tell Dusty is, well, what's he doing boss
<v Speaker 1>when he takes the cow bell to the head.
<v Speaker 2>Uh, he's well, you know he's he's dustydes And so
<v Speaker 2>I believe what I saw him do is stand up,
<v Speaker 2>point to his forehead and say, look at this sit,
<v Speaker 2>I'm gonna fucking cut my head open.
<v Speaker 1>A A don't want nobody to miss it. If you're
<v Speaker 1>gonna do it, you might as well do your best
<v Speaker 1>to ensure everyone's looking in your direction. So Dusty, well, yo,
<v Speaker 1>he does what it takes to make the people feel
<v Speaker 1>like they got their money's worth it.
<v Speaker 2>Ye that's right, Which is watch an old man bleed.
<v Speaker 1>It involves a razor blade, boss, doesn't it?
<v Speaker 2>You know? That's it to me? This is exactly. I mean,
<v Speaker 2>I know Dusty would would would juice all the time.
<v Speaker 2>I know that that was kind of a thing, and
<v Speaker 2>I know his forehead was just a fucking you know,
<v Speaker 2>it was a carving board, right. But you know, it
<v Speaker 2>just comes up a point we're watching these older men.
<v Speaker 2>This is I feel the same way in when we
<v Speaker 2>were watching Hogan and Flair and TNA. It's like, what,
<v Speaker 2>like why why is this where this is the only
<v Speaker 2>way you can make yourself valuable. It's like Terry Funk too,
<v Speaker 2>you know Terry Funk Also it falls under this category
<v Speaker 2>where it's like the only way you can you can
<v Speaker 2>make yourself seem valuable is to completely like destroy your
<v Speaker 2>body right and bleed.
<v Speaker 1>And bleed, yeah, destroy your skin more accurately.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, well, I mean but also with the hard shots
<v Speaker 2>and shit, like does see what you doing? A fuck it?
<v Speaker 2>I mean, I guess you always had violent matches, but
<v Speaker 2>like you're what was he like fifty something sixty.
<v Speaker 1>Something something like that. Well it's it's ironic because like
<v Speaker 1>they get so scared about their physical limitations that they
<v Speaker 1>feel like they have to have juice so that people
<v Speaker 1>don't feel like it's a shitty match. That was definitely
<v Speaker 1>the Hogan flarired thing. You know, there's no reason for
<v Speaker 1>juice rather than right or terrified that people are to
<v Speaker 1>shit on the match because we can't physically do anything
<v Speaker 1>but that the irony is like, those are the kind
<v Speaker 1>of things you do to get noticed and get over
<v Speaker 1>when you're young. Is bleed buckets and draw people in
<v Speaker 1>so you stand out. But once you get over, like
<v Speaker 1>no one has ever been in the history of the business. Right,
<v Speaker 1>you should have sort of gotten a past to not
<v Speaker 1>have to do that shit anymore.
<v Speaker 2>Right, exactly, Like you should just be able to fucking
<v Speaker 2>go out there and have a shitty match and people
<v Speaker 2>will love you for it anyway, because it's just it's
<v Speaker 2>exciting to see you do what you do. Right.
<v Speaker 1>They're here to see you play the hits, you know,
<v Speaker 1>not like try to fit into the modern business. Like
<v Speaker 1>when Flair takes a backdrop on Tacks, it's like, can
<v Speaker 1>I get out of here?
<v Speaker 2>I know I can't. I'm probably gonna do that next
<v Speaker 2>week too.
<v Speaker 1>Sarruhs says that Dusty's elbow has so much calcification. It's
<v Speaker 1>like getting hit by a ball peen hammer when he
<v Speaker 1>hits you with that thing. I heard him say that
<v Speaker 1>Dusty bleeding on the left eye and swinging on Carino
<v Speaker 1>out in the crowd. Cyrus talks about the similarities of
<v Speaker 1>both as you know communicators at their base Dusty Roads
<v Speaker 1>and Steve Corino.
<v Speaker 2>Oh yeah, here, I got that one. I got that
<v Speaker 2>one for you. Here. You have to see the parallel
<v Speaker 2>charismatic communicators char like that karas metic communicator. Can we
<v Speaker 2>write that down?
<v Speaker 1>A lot of this business is communication.
<v Speaker 2>Shit charismatic communicators. There's team the charismatic communication beforehand too,
<v Speaker 2>there's a uh we get I think you mentioned Jack
<v Speaker 2>Victory holding on typed to to Dusty Roads, and Joey
<v Speaker 2>Styles puts it a very interesting way, only on a
<v Speaker 2>dream like a cheap suit. I mean, I would think
<v Speaker 2>cheap suits would rip.
<v Speaker 1>Right, and they don't hold on to anything right exactly.
<v Speaker 1>They get they get destroyed. But I kind of got
<v Speaker 1>what he's saying. But uh so, full throated Dusty Chance
<v Speaker 1>breaking out here in an ec W building as he
<v Speaker 1>dings Corrino a few more times with the cow bell
<v Speaker 1>Sarah tells joe it's so gross. He'd like to see
<v Speaker 1>him go off script just once and admit when someone else.
<v Speaker 2>Is right.
<v Speaker 1>To the rail. I love how he like he doesn't
<v Speaker 1>argue Joey's points. He argued, Joey is being disingenuous and
<v Speaker 1>trying to get himself over right right, that Joey doesn't
<v Speaker 1>believe what he's arguing.
<v Speaker 2>Which which that is funny.
<v Speaker 1>To the rail.
<v Speaker 2>They make it.
<v Speaker 1>They've made it. Dusty dings and Sacrino spills over the rail,
<v Speaker 1>and then Jack Victory Blindside's Dusty and Creno takes over
<v Speaker 1>with some shots.
<v Speaker 2>I mean, it's just again as I watch these men,
<v Speaker 2>poor hot, it just it just makes me again. I
<v Speaker 2>think to myself, here it is Dusty Roads in two thousand.
<v Speaker 2>When any debut in the sixties or early seventies in wrestling, Yeah.
<v Speaker 1>Late sixties, isn't it.
<v Speaker 2>I mean we're talking thirty plus years and the he
<v Speaker 2>feels the need to sell tickets, to sell more tickets
<v Speaker 2>with loose blood.
<v Speaker 1>Oh yeah, oh yeah, he knows what they come to see.
<v Speaker 1>When it's a bull row. I'm bringing a bowl row
<v Speaker 1>plus Steve Corino.
<v Speaker 2>You know, I don't need to see it, but he.
<v Speaker 1>Needs the money and that's the tragedy of it. Mm hmm.
<v Speaker 1>Like Dusty Hogan even Flair to some degree, although he's
<v Speaker 1>got offholdings, but it's kind of like, you know, when
<v Speaker 1>he's like really showing off all his chains, it's like
<v Speaker 1>this guy doesn't have money. You know, he doesn't have
<v Speaker 1>he doesn't have that much money because he's herring too
<v Speaker 1>many flashy clothes.
<v Speaker 2>That's right, that's why he's doing fucking local uh, you know,
<v Speaker 2>used car commercials.
<v Speaker 1>If these guys, if Hogan Flair and uh Dusty can't
<v Speaker 1>retire with dignity, then what chance do any of these.
<v Speaker 2>Other wrestlers have honestly nothing?
<v Speaker 1>Back in the ring, Carino stumps the bloodied head of
<v Speaker 1>Dusty Roads and chokes him with a rope. Victory slides
<v Speaker 1>in a steel chair and they fold it out.
<v Speaker 4>Uh.
<v Speaker 1>Dusty is put down in the seat and yanks down
<v Speaker 1>Steve Corino and Steve falls into the chair the cow
<v Speaker 1>bell rope. Dusty then gets up, hikes the jeans you
<v Speaker 1>wanna talk about Sam right, and trying to find a
<v Speaker 1>way to get those those pants up. Yeah, seriously, that's
<v Speaker 1>a Titanic struggle for the dream here. I mean we're
<v Speaker 1>talking probably like a forty eight inch waist and he
<v Speaker 1>still can't get it.
<v Speaker 2>Over the hump. I think forty eighth being generous.
<v Speaker 1>Probably, And then he's with no underwear though, so you
<v Speaker 1>gotta oh subtract that.
<v Speaker 2>God, and again just think of like, you know, he's
<v Speaker 2>got ass hairs, just just I can't caked with with
<v Speaker 2>with ship.
<v Speaker 1>It's like you know, when like you're ass sweats, so
<v Speaker 1>like you start smelling. He's basically like you said, on
<v Speaker 1>the toilet and you feel steam before you even ship.
<v Speaker 2>Oh god, and yeah, oh oh, and it slides off
<v Speaker 2>the hairs. Think of that.
<v Speaker 1>Oh fuck me, think of that. Just he lets a
<v Speaker 1>big one go and the water pops right up his asshole. Yeah.
<v Speaker 1>I call that one the Houston Oil a Way ship.
<v Speaker 2>Literally.
<v Speaker 1>I wonder if he had a muffler in for this one.
<v Speaker 1>That's a good one for Steve Corino if he was
<v Speaker 1>on Cameo. Did Dusty have a piece of toilet paper
<v Speaker 1>stuck in his ass crack for this one? Yeah, a muffler.
<v Speaker 1>He's Dusty, we have to know, Oh my god. So yeah,
<v Speaker 1>and then Dusty starts scratching the arm of Steve Creno
<v Speaker 1>the cow bell. Steve Creno came to Danbury not just
<v Speaker 1>too poor hot for the forehead, he came to slice
<v Speaker 1>his arm open. Oh fuck me, he's blading the arm.
<v Speaker 1>Cyrus says, Karno is a good looking kid. Now we're
<v Speaker 1>gonna butcher him up just to make a point. So
<v Speaker 1>he's taking this moral high groundstand. Well, hopefully it's a
<v Speaker 1>point on the by rate.
<v Speaker 2>Hopefully around this time Joey styles. All right, it's match one,
<v Speaker 2>and Joey Styles has the line of the night.
<v Speaker 9>If you ask me, I apologize that he pants watching
<v Speaker 9>it home, that maybe Squeamer's lot of blood has been lost.
<v Speaker 9>Thus more this matchup and here it's only going to
<v Speaker 9>get worse. And again you're squeamish. I have no idea
<v Speaker 9>why you purtased a Hew Papers. I would throw my apologize.
<v Speaker 1>That's paul him in the headset.
<v Speaker 2>What are you saying?
<v Speaker 1>That's pretty fun?
<v Speaker 2>Oh my god, I fucking love that. I'm just that
<v Speaker 2>like the fact that he goes all the way to
<v Speaker 2>say I withdraw my apology. That's the fucking money part.
<v Speaker 1>Like you know, Joey styles his face like I'll like serious,
<v Speaker 1>like serious but like you can't be serious and ecw
<v Speaker 1>so it's like, yeah, yeah, take a comic book series.
<v Speaker 2>I I I really, uh, I really appreciate Joey styles.
<v Speaker 2>He's uh, he's great. I wish I really wish he'd
<v Speaker 2>been able to leave let loose when he was awe
<v Speaker 2>commentator because I really enjoyed him, Actually I was. I
<v Speaker 2>was really bummed when when they let him go, uh
<v Speaker 2>from the raw spot. I thought he was perfect. Yep,
<v Speaker 2>he was.
<v Speaker 1>He had I'm not saying what he delivered was perfect
<v Speaker 1>because it had to go through the filters of having
<v Speaker 1>people in your ear.
<v Speaker 2>But he was.
<v Speaker 1>He was the one guy in the business that could
<v Speaker 1>actually take over from J Jr. And people wouldn't just
<v Speaker 1>think about JR. The whole time, right right, But you
<v Speaker 1>know he's able too. He's a little too hard headed,
<v Speaker 1>he's a little too like, you know, proud, but in
<v Speaker 1>a good way. Yeah, that would turn out to be
<v Speaker 1>a bad fit for it for them up there. And
<v Speaker 1>he's not even involved anymore, Like you never one hear
<v Speaker 1>about the guy. That's how right, that's how disillusion the
<v Speaker 1>ww F runt.
<v Speaker 2>I wonder, I wonder what he what is he doing now?
<v Speaker 1>I don't know. I don't think he makes appearances. I've
<v Speaker 1>never heard of him being at like a convention or anything,
<v Speaker 1>or on a podcast or anything like that. Yeah, that's true.
<v Speaker 1>He ended up doing like dot com. He ended up
<v Speaker 1>like transitioning into like more of an office role.
<v Speaker 2>I remember that, I do remember that happening. Yep.
<v Speaker 1>So Karino starts throwing, and Dusty drops to a knee,
<v Speaker 1>and now Karno's wedging and chair in the corner buckling.
<v Speaker 1>But a Dusty dunks krinos on on the head and
<v Speaker 1>makes a noise. Dusty flat and Steve Corino with an elbow,
<v Speaker 1>and then Dusty's on the offensive. Joey says, no doubt,
<v Speaker 1>referring to Dusty's ass crack showing on his Jean's fault
<v Speaker 1>created with the automatic.
<v Speaker 2>My big, my big fat white half baby.
<v Speaker 1>You here go Steve Creno's smart ass name for his
<v Speaker 1>elbow instead of the bionic elbow. Corrino had the automatic
<v Speaker 1>elbow several times. Dusty's crown is stupid, brings the dream
<v Speaker 1>not even mean what does.
<v Speaker 2>That even mean?
<v Speaker 1>It means like I took it to mean, like you
<v Speaker 1>automatically throw the elbow because it's like the crutch, Dusty leans.
<v Speaker 2>On to get through a mat.
<v Speaker 1>I see all right, Like he automatically throws the elbow.
<v Speaker 1>A second cow bell is introduced now by Jack Victory,
<v Speaker 1>and Dusty drops Victory and Creeno with some bionics. Victory
<v Speaker 1>was trying to throw tape to Steve Carena, we're told,
<v Speaker 1>but Dusty now has it.
<v Speaker 2>I was like, what, like why is he throwing tape?
<v Speaker 1>And then.
<v Speaker 2>I get you watch tape, but yeah, throwing tape.
<v Speaker 1>So throw tape at me all the time when my
<v Speaker 1>video order used to come in back to.
<v Speaker 4>So H.
<v Speaker 1>C Lowe gets his revenge by helping Dusty Rhodes tape
<v Speaker 1>the the They tried to tape the cow bell to
<v Speaker 1>Steve Kreno's head.
<v Speaker 2>It was kind of a stupid, awful. It's very stupid.
<v Speaker 1>It just keeps falling and Creno basically has to hold
<v Speaker 1>it on his head and they stand him up and
<v Speaker 1>then Dusty.
<v Speaker 2>I mean think about it, like he's sweaty, he's bloody.
<v Speaker 2>There's no way you can tape anything to his head. Yeah,
<v Speaker 2>there's always that always blows my mind. And wrestling like
<v Speaker 2>no stop doing spots where like there's handcuff keys to
<v Speaker 2>unlock or you know, the time always stands still. Someone
<v Speaker 2>always fucks it up. It always takes way.
<v Speaker 1>Longer than you wanted to yep, and then these things
<v Speaker 1>like stop like trying to attach like attach some attacks
<v Speaker 1>to your sneakers or the last to your elbow pad.
<v Speaker 1>It's always so fucking stupid.
<v Speaker 2>The worst one, the worst one, in my opinion, that
<v Speaker 2>that always is cringe worthy to me, is wrestling you
<v Speaker 2>at ten Randy Savage trying to fucking tie up r.
<v Speaker 4>It is.
<v Speaker 2>It is nauseating how long that is. It's like it's
<v Speaker 2>not long, but it just like.
<v Speaker 1>And they still hanging loose at the end. He still
<v Speaker 1>isn't convincingly, he's still fucking He still fucking falls. He
<v Speaker 1>falls is on the ground like it's it's pathetic, so stupid.
<v Speaker 1>But anyway, the idea is the cow bell is supposed
<v Speaker 1>to be taped to Corino's head so that Dusty can
<v Speaker 1>smack him in the head with a chair, and that's
<v Speaker 1>what he does. Coreno goes down. Dusty throws off the
<v Speaker 1>elbow pads to a big pop and gets just a
<v Speaker 1>little moment in the sun cooking and dancing before finally
<v Speaker 1>dropping the big elbow and then covering Kreno almost like
<v Speaker 1>in a three point football stance for the one, the two,
<v Speaker 1>and the three, and he celebrates with a curious but
<v Speaker 1>kind of also fitting double bird to the e c
<v Speaker 1>W crowd does Dusty here?
<v Speaker 2>I don't understand why he stiput off the crowd. They
<v Speaker 2>cheered for it, I know, and they receive it positively.
<v Speaker 2>They receive it as he's a He's giving them a
<v Speaker 2>shout out instead of insulting them. Yeah, well, I guess
<v Speaker 2>it was the era A gets Steve Austin doing that too.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, that's probably what was going through his mind. But
<v Speaker 1>in ten minutes and thirteen seconds, Usty Roads defeats Steve
<v Speaker 1>Carina when the bull rope match here at ECW Living
<v Speaker 1>Dangerously two thousand and it's all uphill from here. Yeah,
<v Speaker 1>that's the h an. ECW does the same stuff as
<v Speaker 1>he would do in a bunkhouse match and Crockett Days,
<v Speaker 1>except he flips people off. So that's the extreme Dusty
<v Speaker 1>Road right right, and he walks out of the ring.
<v Speaker 1>Joey and Cyrus they promise an update on Lorie Fullington's condition.
<v Speaker 1>They say she's in an ambulance on the way of
<v Speaker 1>the hospital, and I'm thinking that's not an update.
<v Speaker 2>You know, yeah, that's a good point. Uh fucking don
<v Speaker 2>Kallis looks like a nineties lawyer who sexually stalks his
<v Speaker 2>own clients.
<v Speaker 1>I love how first of all, how nineties lawyer is
<v Speaker 1>like an insult, like not a lawyer, a nineties lawyer. Well,
<v Speaker 1>I mean, like I can see like a like a
<v Speaker 1>really you know, like a low end totally know what
<v Speaker 1>you mean by the way, you know, yeah, of course, yeah,
<v Speaker 1>like you gotta he's got that nineties the long hair
<v Speaker 1>look and stuff like it's it's appropriate to be a
<v Speaker 1>lawyer and look like this getting like in the nineties
<v Speaker 1>teenager's off drunk driving charges in his hometown, right well,
<v Speaker 1>then afterwards getting them drunk afterwards to celebrate.
<v Speaker 2>You know, that's him. And as Joey and Cyrus are
<v Speaker 2>always outside if he has a hot client, you know,
<v Speaker 2>he's always outside a huge risk, you know, watching them,
<v Speaker 2>huge watching them. Oh yeah, oh yeah, Like you.
<v Speaker 1>Know, he gets a reputation as being the guy that
<v Speaker 1>can get you off on drunk driving charges in the
<v Speaker 1>in the town. But like they really plugged in people
<v Speaker 1>in the city know that. But like when one of
<v Speaker 1>the bigger business men in town. His daughter gets in
<v Speaker 1>trouble and everyone's recommending Cyrus. The dad knows the scorn.
<v Speaker 1>He's like, no, oh, yeah, we're not going with him, honey, Honey,
<v Speaker 1>you don't want to go with him.
<v Speaker 2>He may get he may he may get you off,
<v Speaker 2>but you got to get him off first.
<v Speaker 1>There's a catchy lawyer TV ad for you. We'll get
<v Speaker 1>each other off and he whip's that absolutely, you know
<v Speaker 1>what I mean. There's some guy that pokes his head
<v Speaker 1>out behind a curtain while Joey and Cyrus are doing
<v Speaker 1>their stand up up in the announced position. I don't
<v Speaker 1>know who that was, but that's funny. And he pokes
<v Speaker 1>his head back out. Whoever can id That guy gets
<v Speaker 1>a prize from the lapsed Fane and yeah, Sarruhs's.
<v Speaker 2>I hate to say it.
<v Speaker 1>It's an unfortunate situation we have here. The Sandman has
<v Speaker 1>gone with her to the hospital and they're trailing off
<v Speaker 1>and says it's going to be unfortunate. He's not here
<v Speaker 1>to have his match with Rhino. What are we supposed
<v Speaker 1>to do? So they're acting like, you know, they're booking
<v Speaker 1>on the fly here, which they probably were, but they're
<v Speaker 1>kind of, you know, they're trying to bring it down
<v Speaker 1>to earth with like a somber tone, and like, you know,
<v Speaker 1>both are trying to act like this isn't part of
<v Speaker 1>the entertainment this evening.
<v Speaker 2>That's right, that's right up the entertainment portion of our show.
<v Speaker 1>Giving the extraneous circumstances, if not the extreme circumstances were
<v Speaker 1>under they say, the Sandman is going to have to
<v Speaker 1>forfeit his match with Rhino and the TV title tournament,
<v Speaker 1>and the network, we're told, is chosen their champion and
<v Speaker 1>successor to RVD, and Rhino will now go into the
<v Speaker 1>finals against the winner of Super Crazy and a Little Guido.
<v Speaker 1>Later tonight, Joey gets in his face about Rhino going
<v Speaker 1>after Lori Fullington and basically starts accusing Cyrus of knowing
<v Speaker 1>that Rhino or pardon me, knowing that Steve Corino was
<v Speaker 1>going to do this, and that Rhino is going to
<v Speaker 1>do what he did to Sandman's wife. All is kind
<v Speaker 1>of a elaborate ploy to make sure Rhino gets past
<v Speaker 1>Sandman in the tournament and gets to the final because
<v Speaker 1>Rhino is the network's chosen successor. As discussed to Rob Man, Damn,
<v Speaker 1>this stinks. Joey says, this stinks. He says about six
<v Speaker 1>times in a row. And this is cut from Peacock
<v Speaker 1>because there's a copyrighted music that overlays the promo, so
<v Speaker 1>you'll see them suddenly jump to Stephen DeAngelis, the ring
<v Speaker 1>announcer of the ring. But that makes sense why these
<v Speaker 1>were all that makes total sense, absolutely, But this is
<v Speaker 1>what you missed, if you must know. And we're completests
<v Speaker 1>off nothing else here at TLF some words from a
<v Speaker 1>Guido ahead of his match, and we hear from Sally
<v Speaker 1>Grazziano as well, So prepare yourself to hear a man's
<v Speaker 1>voice beyond just you know, wheezing, we're going That was
<v Speaker 1>a sticking setup.
<v Speaker 2>It's what that was. What do you want me to go? Bring?
<v Speaker 1>You settle in this company?
<v Speaker 11>And I'm the biggest. They used to take us as
<v Speaker 11>a joke jokes. Oh you can, Matt Russell shoot and glucha.
<v Speaker 2>Libre, you can wrestle.
<v Speaker 3>Super Prey.
<v Speaker 2>We beat you before, we'll beat you dead.
<v Speaker 11>You think you're king of the Mexican death matches, Well,
<v Speaker 11>tonight is an Italian death.
<v Speaker 2>Match, and we'll glue to you and the world. Why
<v Speaker 2>he will be the next e.
<v Speaker 1>C W World Television Champion. Love playing music on their
<v Speaker 1>promo videos so annoying. That's what costs them now these
<v Speaker 1>years later now the Guido's promo, no one can ever
<v Speaker 1>see it again.
<v Speaker 2>I really, yeah, I mean there's a I know, you've
<v Speaker 2>you you support it and all using all this, I
<v Speaker 2>really just don't like it. I don't like it at all. Yeah,
<v Speaker 2>it really, I mean, I guess it's different in all
<v Speaker 2>but there are some things that I don't want to
<v Speaker 2>be different in wrestling.
<v Speaker 1>Yep, and some backstage words from our principles is one
<v Speaker 1>of them. It was something at ACW visually distinct, Like
<v Speaker 1>you watch their show and they would they would uniquely
<v Speaker 1>blend together vignettes and interviews with matches. There wasn't a
<v Speaker 1>there sometimes there was, but for the most sometimes Joey
<v Speaker 1>would do it. For the most part, their promos weren't
<v Speaker 1>you know, Mike Holders, you know. And then some of
<v Speaker 1>the bishops started doing and that, like we innovated it.
<v Speaker 2>You know, Why did they? Why did they? How did they?
<v Speaker 2>How are they able to sell videotapes? Yeah?
<v Speaker 1>They just put the audio on there and didn't worry
<v Speaker 1>about it.
<v Speaker 2>That's crazy.
<v Speaker 1>It really is crazy because I mean, Paul said years later,
<v Speaker 1>you know, we just we decided to just do it
<v Speaker 1>until someone sued us. So they were just small enough
<v Speaker 1>to not get suit, but just big enough to have
<v Speaker 1>a VHS distribution deal, you know, right, That's why it
<v Speaker 1>was always going to only go so far, because well,
<v Speaker 1>guy's like NW Jack, Like without the music, it's like
<v Speaker 1>this is you don't even get it. You don't even
<v Speaker 1>get why this guy is what a thing. And some
<v Speaker 1>of the music was so key, like The Sandman's music
<v Speaker 1>and Tommy Dreamers music and rvd's music, and it was
<v Speaker 1>so key to the presentation, it was so key to
<v Speaker 1>what made PCW seem cool that you really we were
<v Speaker 1>taking a risk that once you couldn't do that anymore,
<v Speaker 1>these guys would really.
<v Speaker 2>I guess that's part of the thing.
<v Speaker 1>Like that, as if Steve Austin couldn't come out to
<v Speaker 1>glass shattering, you.
<v Speaker 2>Know, oh, it'd be awful. That's kind of the thing.
<v Speaker 2>I guess where I why I oppose you know, real
<v Speaker 2>songs as opposed to your own stuff is because you
<v Speaker 2>know at some point that's gonna happen.
<v Speaker 1>I think, well, we've learned from WW it's going to
<v Speaker 1>happen for the purposes of vhs just tribution or a
<v Speaker 1>home video distribution because you have to pay for every instance.
<v Speaker 1>But like AW pays for it, and it's it's pretty
<v Speaker 1>brilliant and anybody they've they've paid for music for it
<v Speaker 1>becomes an absolutely essential part of like why people get
<v Speaker 1>excited to see them.
<v Speaker 2>And and if if AW goes out of business, are
<v Speaker 2>they do the rights go to the of the owner
<v Speaker 2>the rights.
<v Speaker 1>Because they don't, I mean, they distribute DVD.
<v Speaker 2>So that's a good question.
<v Speaker 1>I've never watched an AW DVD, but just as like
<v Speaker 1>kind of like a nod to you know, the demographic
<v Speaker 1>of their fan base, they still put out DVDs, and
<v Speaker 1>I don't know, I wish someone in the Solar system
<v Speaker 1>would write to us and let us know that if
<v Speaker 1>you buy an AW DVD, if the music is dubbed over,
<v Speaker 1>i'd imagine. But but but other than that, they don't
<v Speaker 1>have a streaming service. They don't have a place, you
<v Speaker 1>know what I mean, right where you watch it more
<v Speaker 1>than once, where they're redistributing it. And that's where the
<v Speaker 1>royalties start kicking in, where you're making new money off
<v Speaker 1>that event.
<v Speaker 2>Well, you can, you can get it off of can't
<v Speaker 2>you get can't you get them off a bleacher? You can?
<v Speaker 1>You cannot.
<v Speaker 2>You can order it.
<v Speaker 1>But but pay per view replays are just like live.
<v Speaker 1>It doesn't that. That's not the same thing as repackaging
<v Speaker 1>it months later and putting a new discrete product on
<v Speaker 1>the shelf with the song that the replays for some reason,
<v Speaker 1>like if you order a UFC replay and they play
<v Speaker 1>real music, you know, the guys can pick their music.
<v Speaker 2>For the most part.
<v Speaker 1>You can always hear the original on a UFC replay.
<v Speaker 1>But if you watch it on like their streaming service
<v Speaker 1>ninety days after the pay per view, or if they
<v Speaker 1>replay the matches on ESPN or whatever TV station they're with,
<v Speaker 1>that they cut the music out.
<v Speaker 2>So what the fuck is the point?
<v Speaker 1>I don't know.
<v Speaker 2>I mean, if you can't, if you can't have the
<v Speaker 2>experience day in and day out, what's the point it
<v Speaker 2>gets people over? I mean, if it's the song that
<v Speaker 2>gets you over and not what you do in the
<v Speaker 2>and the damn thing, then you know, then there's a problem.
<v Speaker 2>Good point, there's a problem.
<v Speaker 1>But I think you w showed us WWF kind of
<v Speaker 1>showed us already that no matter how good you are
<v Speaker 1>in wrestling, your entrance music is thirty percent of why
<v Speaker 1>you mean anything, Like if Cody came to WW about
<v Speaker 1>the song, he would not be where he is today.
<v Speaker 1>Herd stop Sure sure, Yampunk Lost called the personality thirty
<v Speaker 1>percent less meaningful heart stop if the rock didn't have
<v Speaker 1>punt dum boom. We have to accept that that's a
<v Speaker 1>huge part of the reason that people come to wrestling
<v Speaker 1>is to cheer the entrance music, if not to sing along.
<v Speaker 2>Way, I agree with you, I agree with you, but
<v Speaker 2>I guess that's kind of a thing. Like you talk
<v Speaker 2>about Steve Austin and the Rock and they've got their
<v Speaker 2>own theme music which they can have it played anyway.
<v Speaker 1>Well, they meant to Jim Johnston, you know, I mean,
<v Speaker 1>not everybody can have a Jim Johnston. But they tried
<v Speaker 1>ECW like they did have Mike Awesome. They had a
<v Speaker 1>song made just for him, like can you hear the
<v Speaker 1>song on Peacock because they owed that one. Yeah, and
<v Speaker 1>Dusty's music was made by an artist that they commissioned
<v Speaker 1>to do it, with the rights transferring over.
<v Speaker 2>Right.
<v Speaker 1>But they just started so underground, you know, they started
<v Speaker 1>so shoestring budget. They started off so sort of punk
<v Speaker 1>that I'm sure never occurred to them. It's like, let's
<v Speaker 1>not give this guy a really cool song that everybody
<v Speaker 1>knows because in six years we're gonna have a videotape deal,
<v Speaker 1>you know, I'm not sure. Yeah, And that's that's the
<v Speaker 1>thing about Ball. He never really fucking he never mapped
<v Speaker 1>it out to become a national promotion. They became a
<v Speaker 1>national promotion because they were doing such wild shit and
<v Speaker 1>interesting shit, but he never structured the business to become
<v Speaker 1>a national promotion. And that's really where the TNN thing
<v Speaker 1>was such an awkward fit, because it was like they
<v Speaker 1>were still trying to run the promotion the way they
<v Speaker 1>ran it when they, you know, were had a stitch
<v Speaker 1>together the network of syndicated television and we're on in
<v Speaker 1>the middle of the night, and they were happy with
<v Speaker 1>four hundred people buying tickets, you know, because they didn't
<v Speaker 1>run buildings that could handlem any more than that anyway, right, right,
<v Speaker 1>And when they get to the point where it should
<v Speaker 1>be a step change, they really didn't have They didn't
<v Speaker 1>really reconstitute the business, in my opinion, to be prepared
<v Speaker 1>to start addressing all of the new demands that being
<v Speaker 1>a bigger promotion acquired. Yeah, so again the ring and
<v Speaker 1>sign guy, remember sign Guy Dudley, Well, now he is
<v Speaker 1>Louis Dangerously Boss, so fucking.
<v Speaker 2>I'm sure his face is past. I fucking can't, I cannot.
<v Speaker 1>He's there, dresses Polly and the Dangerous aligns days with
<v Speaker 1>the hat and the cell phone and the blazer, and
<v Speaker 1>he grabs the mic from the ring announcer Bob Bartees.
<v Speaker 1>By the way, the original ring announcer and voice of
<v Speaker 1>BCW had left ECW the year before, apparently because he
<v Speaker 1>couldn't get his flights reimbursed. So Stephen Dangel was style
<v Speaker 1>holding the stick. C W Anderson and Danny Doring are
<v Speaker 1>in the ring at this point in time, and Louis Dangerously,
<v Speaker 1>who was sort of like their ring leader, is gesturing
<v Speaker 1>at fans and saying, I think you're in dan I
<v Speaker 1>think everyone in dan Berry has to shut up art
<v Speaker 1>about now. I've got an important announcement I'd like to make.
<v Speaker 1>They start chaining, asshole, and he says, tonight, I can
<v Speaker 1>proclaim myself as the hottest entity in professional wrestling today
<v Speaker 1>because I am the only one with enough guts to
<v Speaker 1>name a pay per view after himself, and I can
<v Speaker 1>do that because my name just happens to be and
<v Speaker 1>they cut him off. That was before my name is
<v Speaker 1>Paul Hayman, but he basically just said it. My name is, yeah,
<v Speaker 1>right right, my name just happens to be. And they
<v Speaker 1>scream and there's blow horns going off and stuff, and says,
<v Speaker 1>if you don't keep your mouth shut, I'll send c. W.
<v Speaker 1>Anderson out there to slap you all right in the face.
<v Speaker 1>And my name just happens to be. It pauses again
<v Speaker 1>and hits them with louis Dangerously and tonight I present
<v Speaker 1>to you beautiful Billy Wilds, who is part of the
<v Speaker 1>Dangerous Alliance in ECW as well. They enforcer c W
<v Speaker 1>Anderson my Dangerous Alliance and c W hits the c
<v Speaker 1>W hand sign looking looking like Scott Hudson.
<v Speaker 2>So fucking true. I didn't even think of that.
<v Speaker 1>And then Dora's out with Electron Roadkills, so they're not
<v Speaker 1>in the Dangerous Alliance that are posing the Dangerous Alliance.
<v Speaker 1>I misspoke there, Yeah, road killed the angry almised chicken plucker.
<v Speaker 2>By oh god, by the they're the new the new
<v Speaker 2>dangerous alliance. Thank you, Yes I do.
<v Speaker 1>I'm straight Hayman. Hayman should know better.
<v Speaker 2>I agree. You can't call something new, it just sucks.
<v Speaker 1>What about the New Rockers though, isn't that an exception?
<v Speaker 1>You're saying absolutely totally new Rockers are totally different.
<v Speaker 2>NEWNN, the new Uh, the new Blackjacks, New Coke Money,
<v Speaker 2>the new Steve Austin, the new kids on the block. Oh.
<v Speaker 2>You know who gets pissed off of the new kids
<v Speaker 2>on the block. John Sorrow.
<v Speaker 1>He doesn't like them, Well, he doesn't.
<v Speaker 2>He doesn't like them because he doesn't. He can't stand
<v Speaker 2>they call themselves new kids on the block. Still, I
<v Speaker 2>try to say, I tried to. Yeah, I try to explain. Well,
<v Speaker 2>it's just you know, it's their brand, Dad, Yeah, like
<v Speaker 2>the Young Bucks.
<v Speaker 1>They're going to be well, they don't right themselves anymore,
<v Speaker 1>but they're gonna be the Young Bucks even though they're
<v Speaker 1>forty wow something like that. But they call themselves Matthew
<v Speaker 1>Nicholas Jackson now that they're more heels. A fan is
<v Speaker 1>ide'ed as a cougar tries to kiss Danny Doring. An
<v Speaker 1>electric gets between them, screaming and her tight silver dress
<v Speaker 1>she's all pissed off that someone's hitting on dooring, So
<v Speaker 1>that's the that's the angle here or the gimmick. She's
<v Speaker 1>protective that we hear of the Dana Conda and I
<v Speaker 1>think we both know what that is. Ah cock upskirt
<v Speaker 1>cam as she steps into the ring, and Cyrus is
<v Speaker 1>calling for the upskirt cam despite his earlier protestations about
<v Speaker 1>raunch hunt Ynny. The music is dubbed over Danny during
<v Speaker 1>used to come out to a song called super bon
<v Speaker 1>Bond by a group called Soul Coughing. And if I
<v Speaker 1>was going back and researching these songs trying to remember,
<v Speaker 1>and it's like it comes right back to you. Man,
<v Speaker 1>you hear these songs again, you feel like you're watching
<v Speaker 1>ECW at the time. It's like, oh my god, I've
<v Speaker 1>had this beat my head my whole life, and I
<v Speaker 1>have no fucking idea where it came from. Super crazy
<v Speaker 1>song and like I have that like in my head
<v Speaker 1>and I have no idea where it comes from. And
<v Speaker 1>then I watched this stuff again, I'm like, oh my god,
<v Speaker 1>that's probably it. That's probably the genesis of it.
<v Speaker 2>It's funny. Three or two from.
<v Speaker 1>Lancaster Pensylvania, the angry Amish warrior. Roadkill stands in the
<v Speaker 1>middle rope in the center. You know, he wouldn't stand
<v Speaker 1>in the corner. He'd stand in the middle of the
<v Speaker 1>ropes to show he was athletic or something like that,
<v Speaker 1>looking like jelly roll out there, Oh Dorgan, Roadkill versus
<v Speaker 1>beautiful Billy Wiles and C. W.
<v Speaker 2>Anderson.
<v Speaker 3>C W.
<v Speaker 1>Anderson, by the way, did get the blessing of Gene
<v Speaker 1>and only Anderson as he broke in in North Carolina
<v Speaker 1>based independence and was an early friend of Steve Corinos.
<v Speaker 1>Because Steve Carono actually lived in North Carolina for a
<v Speaker 1>brief period of time in the beginning of his career,
<v Speaker 1>had linked up with C. W. Anderson and helped get
<v Speaker 1>him into the company as at ECW as a matter
<v Speaker 1>of fact, and Karino for his own right before we
<v Speaker 1>move off of him, I mean, we failed to mention.
<v Speaker 1>Did you remember that angle in ninety six when Crush
<v Speaker 1>came back from prison and he pulled a fan over
<v Speaker 1>the front row and beat the shit out of him.
<v Speaker 2>I don't remember that exactly, but I remember I remember
<v Speaker 2>a Crush being that gimmick there, the guy he beat
<v Speaker 2>up with Steve Carino.
<v Speaker 1>No shit, did they hire as an extra to stand
<v Speaker 1>in the crowd and act like a mark for the
<v Speaker 1>whole two a half hour taping, screaming at all the heels,
<v Speaker 1>hearing all the baby faces, so that when Chrush came out,
<v Speaker 1>they think he was a real fan and he'd snatch
<v Speaker 1>him over the rail.
<v Speaker 2>That's crazy, all right, Good good for him, I guess.
<v Speaker 1>And he spent time in the you know, like the
<v Speaker 1>Funk and dojo and Dory Funk and Tom Pritchard set
<v Speaker 1>up a training camp with WWF and a warehouse in Connecticut,
<v Speaker 1>and that's where Kurt was trained, and Edge came in
<v Speaker 1>and went through there, and we know that whole circuit. A.
<v Speaker 1>Rocky got his early workouts there as well, and Karino
<v Speaker 1>got brought up there aslong, with Christopher Daniels and Devin
<v Speaker 1>Storm and some others because they were starting to recruit
<v Speaker 1>for their ill fated light heavyweight division, which we remember
<v Speaker 1>them introducing in nineteen ninety seven. Yeah, as they felt
<v Speaker 1>around desperately to match WCW's cruiserweight division, and Takimi Chinoko
<v Speaker 1>of course became the champion, and they were kind of
<v Speaker 1>sourcing talent for that big tournament they had and Karino
<v Speaker 1>Nord Daniels ended up getting signed from that, but for
<v Speaker 1>a while Steve Corino would would be going up on
<v Speaker 1>a regular basis to WWF shots to do jobs as
<v Speaker 1>an enhancement talent, and actually made quite a few connections there.
<v Speaker 1>End up going to work for them in a training
<v Speaker 1>capacity years after RECW closed. So c W Anderson Roadkill
<v Speaker 1>get the match started. A CW throws the left hand
<v Speaker 1>and they make a lot out of him using his left.
<v Speaker 2>Ew W and that's funny.
<v Speaker 1>The new c W Anderson was it wasn't SmackDown on CW.
<v Speaker 2>That's true. That's true. Was on the CW Roadkill.
<v Speaker 1>Whips him in c W ducks, but caught in a
<v Speaker 1>boss man or as they call it, a dirt road slam.
<v Speaker 2>I mean to me also, by the way, I didn't
<v Speaker 2>really I don't think. I say we've reached a real level.
<v Speaker 2>When Hayman is kind of like I don't know if
<v Speaker 2>he's making fun of himself or if he's like when
<v Speaker 2>when when he's made basically booked his own double, it's
<v Speaker 2>just weird, and that's not a good sign.
<v Speaker 1>Not not all, not at all creative. Well is running dry.
<v Speaker 1>Perhaps one may see because everyone would imitate Paul and
<v Speaker 1>I'd imagine one time he heard right, this guy imitated
<v Speaker 1>the body did great.
<v Speaker 9>C W.
<v Speaker 1>Roadkill Okay, yes, dirt road slam gets two on CW
<v Speaker 1>and then roadkill slam CW with the front power slam
<v Speaker 1>in the corner, goes up for a mid springboard elbow.
<v Speaker 1>Cyrus says that roadkill has deceptive strength, and the kind
<v Speaker 1>of deceptive strength you get from a lot of manual
<v Speaker 1>labor on the farm doing god knows what else and
<v Speaker 1>Intercourse Pennsylvania, Oh God, Dorian wilds now tackle. Dorian grabs
<v Speaker 1>his crotch because it's two thousand a hiptos, but he
<v Speaker 1>misses nailbow drop and Bill Wiles with the arm drag
<v Speaker 1>alo ricky steamboat.
<v Speaker 2>Cyrus says, I wouldn't go by the way. Nobody told
<v Speaker 2>me that Jake Roberts and JK. Simmons were working security
<v Speaker 2>in the show.
<v Speaker 1>I saw, Yeah, I missed that memo too. Billy Wiles
<v Speaker 1>was a guy who was like on the ECW ring
<v Speaker 1>truck crew for years and years and they finally let
<v Speaker 1>him wrestle. A lot of the guys that trained with
<v Speaker 1>Taz and Perry Satterd and the ECW dojo would be
<v Speaker 1>like Team Taz guys that would come out like with
<v Speaker 1>the jumpsuits and be Team Taz and they'd also drive
<v Speaker 1>the ring truck around. Danny Dorring spent quite a bit
<v Speaker 1>of time driving the ECW ring truck around, putting one
<v Speaker 1>time to a Boston show where on the stopover he
<v Speaker 1>swears he saw Paul Hayman pull out a w W
<v Speaker 1>headquarters with Vince McMahon and the white Corvette. That Haymn
<v Speaker 1>was so spooped that he was seen leaving Titan Towers
<v Speaker 1>that he insisted on getting together with Doring and whoever
<v Speaker 1>else he was with later. What exactly did you see? Yeah, exactly,
<v Speaker 1>that's what I want to know. What was your reaction
<v Speaker 1>when you saw me come on a Titan Towers? So
<v Speaker 1>the button chopped side burned Billy Wiles here mutton chopped,
<v Speaker 1>I should say not button chopped, roadkill, button chopped two yes,
<v Speaker 1>climbs as we said, in the middle of the ropes
<v Speaker 1>and does double clothes line to both opposition, putting them
<v Speaker 1>down the heels and are stacked up in the corner
<v Speaker 1>and dooring Whip's roadkill in for a splash, and then
<v Speaker 1>Doring drop kicks Billy. Danny Doring then does that bare back,
<v Speaker 1>which is kind of like a leaping reverse stunner, like, yeah,
<v Speaker 1>having you in front of me instead of behind you
<v Speaker 1>doing then launches off of a roadkill's back on all
<v Speaker 1>fours and planches onto all four on the outside of
<v Speaker 1>the ring back enduring with the right hand on c W.
<v Speaker 1>Whipp's verse drop down, and Billy Wiles comes in with
<v Speaker 1>a mist lariat but catches Danny Doring in a hilt.
<v Speaker 1>A World Power slam for two referre John Finnegan presiding
<v Speaker 1>by the way is.
<v Speaker 2>By the way? Is beautiful Billy Wiles a play on
<v Speaker 2>beautiful Bobby Eaton. I would think it is, yes, So
<v Speaker 2>because they were both part of the Dangerous Alliance.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, they did a lot of that for sure. Originally,
<v Speaker 1>according to Danny Doring, they wanted Dooring to do kind
<v Speaker 1>of like a ravishing Rick Rude Dangerous Alliance gimmick and
<v Speaker 1>be part of the alliance and then shifted around. That
<v Speaker 1>was like Tommy Dreamer's idea, and then Paul didn't like that,
<v Speaker 1>so c W with a chicken wing slam sit out
<v Speaker 1>kind of thing that gets two kind of like hammer
<v Speaker 1>locks the arm before he sit sits out with the slam,
<v Speaker 1>and they awful. So they go on and on about
<v Speaker 1>how the Andersons were famed for the hammer lock and
<v Speaker 1>work in the arm and then slamming people on the arm,
<v Speaker 1>and they act like he's c W. Anderson is taking
<v Speaker 1>this to a whole new mind blowing level because he
<v Speaker 1>sits on his ass when he drops the guy instead
<v Speaker 1>of just drops him. You know, that's a revolutionary that's
<v Speaker 1>innovative that you gotta love that about pro wrestling. Sitting
<v Speaker 1>out with something I know, like it's like.
<v Speaker 2>Ooh, he sat out. He was like the laziest fucking
<v Speaker 2>thing in the world.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, why would you do that to your own ass bone?
<v Speaker 1>Just drop the guy in his head? Like right, why
<v Speaker 1>you're worried about sitting down yourself. It's kind of weird.
<v Speaker 1>So doing turns into the corner with some chomps. There's
<v Speaker 1>some woos they're not afraid to do Rick lair woos
<v Speaker 1>and e CW crowds back then and then he double
<v Speaker 1>hits an exploder suplex, lift him and flips him for two.
<v Speaker 1>Wiles comes in. Cyrus says this is many of the dangerous,
<v Speaker 1>dangerously teams cutting and cutting and ring and half strategy
<v Speaker 1>here on display and watch tapes. Okay, don't try to
<v Speaker 1>watch tapes, and Joey says.
<v Speaker 2>Is funny there here this is. Yeah. I didn't have
<v Speaker 2>the response, but I hope that up.
<v Speaker 5>To that tell us the hallmark of many of dangerous
<v Speaker 5>these teams, tremendous team one cutting the ring and half.
<v Speaker 9>Many of dangerously these teams.
<v Speaker 2>It's only tag teams.
<v Speaker 1>What are you talking about?
<v Speaker 2>Don't you ever watch old tapes? You ever watched old tapes?
<v Speaker 1>That's such a wrestling phrase, old tapes.
<v Speaker 2>Yep.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, because he's making reference to Ball Hayman. But you're
<v Speaker 1>not supposed to, I guess.
<v Speaker 4>So.
<v Speaker 1>Wiles lifts and drops Dooring on its head with the
<v Speaker 1>back suplex with a light tap from CW on a
<v Speaker 1>double team attempt. Then CW is throwing on dooring, Irish
<v Speaker 1>whip and hiptosis block Dooring with the g spot sweep,
<v Speaker 1>which is the stroke that Jeff Jarrett used to do
<v Speaker 1>basically but like a Russian leg sweep to roadkill comes
<v Speaker 1>in for the bumping feed emphasis on feed as.
<v Speaker 2>It regards this fucking gargantuan bitch.
<v Speaker 1>In a sidewalk slam on Billy Wiles and a tk
<v Speaker 1>O and c W Anderson the Amish drop. That was
<v Speaker 1>another thing, like you do the t k O and
<v Speaker 1>WWF when they when it's like you can't kick out
<v Speaker 1>of that WWF Man Peer four brawl corner mounts punches
<v Speaker 1>to the flying c W low blows and Roadkill is
<v Speaker 1>dumped over to the floor from the top rope, which
<v Speaker 1>is a pretty bad fall for him. Man of his
<v Speaker 1>size Wiles into the buckling dumps the line, catches the
<v Speaker 1>fourth catapulds dooring into c W who super kicks him?
<v Speaker 2>And how were they cheering for that stupid fucking Omish gimmick.
<v Speaker 1>I don't know, man, I never thought it over.
<v Speaker 2>I mean, then why is he on TV?
<v Speaker 1>Because he can he can do top rope splashes and
<v Speaker 1>he's fat, soa can my mom? Well, she wasn't available.
<v Speaker 1>They weren't booking women that way back then.
<v Speaker 2>Should have I would have done it.
<v Speaker 1>So yes, let's see, there's the superkick door and falls
<v Speaker 1>back in for a one to two, a late kickout
<v Speaker 1>as some Roadkill was kind of slow breaking up the count.
<v Speaker 1>So then c W whips I'll say, definitely very slow.
<v Speaker 2>I've heard that.
<v Speaker 1>Standing dooring hitt of the ropes hits the spine buster
<v Speaker 1>and it goes for it rather his patented spinebuster channeling
<v Speaker 1>arn Anderson, but its sidestepped. And then Danny Doring does
<v Speaker 1>the double underhook lift into a DDT which he called
<v Speaker 1>the wambam. Thank you, ma'am gets a one two as
<v Speaker 1>Wiles makes the save and it breaks down here a
<v Speaker 1>corner to corner. Danny Doring hits the corner, lifts the
<v Speaker 1>foot of the charge and then they do the heart
<v Speaker 1>attack finish, but except that Dooring comes off the middle
<v Speaker 1>rope instead of leaping off the canvas like Brett used
<v Speaker 1>to do. Right, they call it the Lancaster Lariat of lust.
<v Speaker 2>That's one thing.
<v Speaker 1>Then god ecw didn't overdue naming moves. That was one
<v Speaker 1>thing I was always doing for Danny Joring climbs as
<v Speaker 1>this Roadkill. There's a keating leg dropped by Danny Doring
<v Speaker 1>and then Roadkill comes up and he's supposed to jump
<v Speaker 1>off too, but Electra suddenly turns on Roadkill and crotches
<v Speaker 1>him on the top rope. And then Louis Dangerous turns
<v Speaker 1>on find with the phone and c W. Spine busts
<v Speaker 1>him for the one, two, and the three. The New
<v Speaker 1>Dangerous Alliance team of C. W. Anderson and Bill Wilds Toe,
<v Speaker 1>Danny Doring and roadkill in seven minutes and twenty three seconds.
<v Speaker 1>Here at ECW, Living Dangerously, Electra is now a heel.
<v Speaker 1>I know you were deeply intrigued by at the time.
<v Speaker 2>I didn't care then, I don't care now. I don't
<v Speaker 2>know what she is.
<v Speaker 1>I find out a little bit more later, which I regret,
<v Speaker 1>but yeah, she has a lot to say. Real named
<v Speaker 1>Donna Adamo from New York.
<v Speaker 2>Donna a dummy? Is that what you said? Said, Donna
<v Speaker 2>a dummy?
<v Speaker 1>Dummy? Yeah, that's right. She was known for her parents,
<v Speaker 1>according to Wikipedia, at least in the Sopranos as about
<v Speaker 1>a ban girl work, you know, sort of like a coyote.
<v Speaker 1>I'm a waitress, I think.
<v Speaker 2>Like I said it, you know, name anyone from that
<v Speaker 2>from the Trice area was fucking in the about a
<v Speaker 2>being girl in the Sopranos.
<v Speaker 1>Indeed, and she uh, she was a go go girl
<v Speaker 1>working with go go bars. And she would, I guess,
<v Speaker 1>perform oil wrestling at strip clubs. That whole thing. And
<v Speaker 1>Paul used to run in those New York club circuits
<v Speaker 1>in the very beginning, like Studio fifty four and stuff.
<v Speaker 1>Wouldn't surprise me if this is somebody that she kind
<v Speaker 1>of makes reference to it in her promo, And I
<v Speaker 1>don't know if that's like created out of thin air,
<v Speaker 1>that she has a history with Paul Hayman that basically
<v Speaker 1>we'll get to it, that she was like jilted by
<v Speaker 1>him because he promised to make her a star and
<v Speaker 1>then left her hanging. Would surprise me if that, you know,
<v Speaker 1>they actually ran into each other way back in the
<v Speaker 1>day when Paul was I mean, she sucks hanging around
<v Speaker 1>fucking strip club. It's just I have no idea where
<v Speaker 1>they brought her in. I have no idea what they
<v Speaker 1>saw in her, and I have no idea what they
<v Speaker 1>gave her mic time at all. Blessed, blessed the woman's heart.
<v Speaker 1>But it's awful. No, no, don't don't bless her at all.
<v Speaker 1>It's not okay. It didn't even register that she even
<v Speaker 1>turned heel watching the show until Joey starts to cry.
<v Speaker 2>Of course, that's probably that's part of the problem.
<v Speaker 1>They starts saying, if it wasn't for Danny dorring, she'd
<v Speaker 1>still just be a rat in the crowd. Oh, Sarah says,
<v Speaker 1>can you drop the K five lingo? No one understands,
<v Speaker 1>Oh my god, he's great at that. And then they
<v Speaker 1>talk about how Blue always gets the hottest women, which
<v Speaker 1>is supposed to just make pop Polly, and that's what
<v Speaker 1>we've seen here tonight, Cyrus declares. So we go backstage
<v Speaker 1>and the Impact Player is Just Incredible and land Storm
<v Speaker 1>along with their valet Don Marie, are doing a vignette,
<v Speaker 1>and Storm says, what's the promo? Says, we got ripped
<v Speaker 1>off in Cincinnati. Nobody walks out here except the Impact
<v Speaker 1>Players champions ripped off of course, and losing the tag
<v Speaker 1>titles to a Raven and Mike Awesome. Credible says, we're
<v Speaker 1>not just going to make a promise. He did way
<v Speaker 1>too many hand motions when Just Incredible talks way too many.
<v Speaker 1>I mean, the hands are going like you would not believe.
<v Speaker 2>I know, I know what's going on there. I don't
<v Speaker 2>know what's up with that.
<v Speaker 1>All I know is he said in his book that
<v Speaker 1>he one of the rules, one of the things he
<v Speaker 1>insisted on when he became ECW World Champion is that
<v Speaker 1>lines of coke be prepared for him in his dressing room,
<v Speaker 1>his private dressing room before he went out, so he
<v Speaker 1>could always count on a line to sniff before he
<v Speaker 1>parted the curtain.
<v Speaker 2>Jesus Christ.
<v Speaker 1>And look, we saw him at Russell Cohn and he's fine.
<v Speaker 2>Totally fine, normal looking guy, no problems whatsoever.
<v Speaker 1>Tonight. We're making a guarantee, he says, we're going to
<v Speaker 1>win the championships. He's bobbing around like a fucking toy
<v Speaker 1>back there. Guarantee two time champs. Now, that's the coolest,
<v Speaker 1>the best in Storm says, that's a guarantee from Calgary, Alberta, Canada.
<v Speaker 1>That my friend is just incredible. They do the pose
<v Speaker 1>and they cut this out of the Peacack peacock version,
<v Speaker 1>but here peact they start showing, you know, the dates
<v Speaker 1>for upcoming house shows, including the Worcester Palladium home schedule,
<v Speaker 1>as well as the Ice Center and sail in New Hampshire.
<v Speaker 2>What's the fucking Worcester Palladium? You never been?
<v Speaker 1>No, where's that Milton, Worcester.
<v Speaker 2>I don't know, I know that, I mean where in Worster.
<v Speaker 1>I don't know how to describe the part of the city.
<v Speaker 1>It's in I went to an ECW show there once.
<v Speaker 1>It's like one of those venues where like it's all
<v Speaker 1>seats and in the stage with a curtain behind it.
<v Speaker 1>They put the ring on the stage, but there's no
<v Speaker 1>fans behind them.
<v Speaker 2>Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, it's really range.
<v Speaker 1>I remember ICP used to go there all the time. Yeah,
<v Speaker 1>it's kind of like a very ECW venue, definitely. But
<v Speaker 1>they were going to the Ice Center in Salem, New
<v Speaker 1>Hampshire for TV T being You ever been there?
<v Speaker 2>No, I have not been there. I don't know where
<v Speaker 2>that is, CANDUs, I think of what's that, I think
<v Speaker 2>of where that would be. I don't know.
<v Speaker 1>If you don't know, you don't know. It's Kansas City, Missouri.
<v Speaker 1>They're about to debut there in Wichitak, Kansas as well.
<v Speaker 1>They were about Tape TV and Richmond, Virginia. They're going
<v Speaker 1>over the place April first, Norfolk, April sixth, Cleveland, April seventh,
<v Speaker 1>Warn Ohio, the April eighth to Tape TV in Buffalo,
<v Speaker 1>then April thirteenth to Indianapolis and April fourteenth to Evansville.
<v Speaker 1>They were booked solid man, with no fucking clue, with
<v Speaker 1>no plan, just book.
<v Speaker 2>Solid and you got insane. Good for them.
<v Speaker 1>Joey tells everybody you ca get you free e cw
<v Speaker 1>brchandise catalog by sending a dollar for shipping and handling
<v Speaker 1>to the address on your screen. Simon Diamond makes his entrance,
<v Speaker 1>and that's also cut out of the Peacock version because
<v Speaker 1>it contains a song Drain but by a band called
<v Speaker 1>Drane Sith, which, as Simon says.
<v Speaker 2>Uh, then.
<v Speaker 1>Here's my other song that I didn't know. I knew
<v Speaker 1>until I watched this again. He had a great song,
<v Speaker 1>kid Rock. They also kept Kid Cash. They also cut
<v Speaker 1>his entrance out of the Peacock version because he used
<v Speaker 1>to come out to Bob with tabab By kid Rock.
<v Speaker 2>So there you go, all wonderful. Thanks.
<v Speaker 1>Kid Cash were kind dressed like kid Rock as well,
<v Speaker 1>with the hat and the leather pants.
<v Speaker 2>Who's the Who's the who's the the? The the skinny
<v Speaker 2>dweed guy with the red hair.
<v Speaker 1>You know, he didn't really have much of a tenure there,
<v Speaker 1>so I don't I can't tell you very much about him.
<v Speaker 1>He was just part of He was like supposed to
<v Speaker 1>be like a butler and Simon's Uh. Simon's stratosphere his
<v Speaker 1>orbit if you will. They called him Mitch, but I
<v Speaker 1>don't know anything about the guy. I don't know where
<v Speaker 1>he came from. I couldn't find hardly anything about the guy,
<v Speaker 1>so all right.
<v Speaker 2>I mean, I've always wondered because I think I've seen
<v Speaker 2>him before and he looks like an actor that I've
<v Speaker 2>seen in stuff, but I don't who the fuck he is.
<v Speaker 1>There's like a red thread here where they're talking about
<v Speaker 1>how the same thing I just talked about, how there's
<v Speaker 1>almost nothing about the guy.
<v Speaker 2>Really. Yeah, it's funny.
<v Speaker 1>I don't know. It's very strange. You some of these
<v Speaker 1>guys like we're just like hanging around, you know, and
<v Speaker 1>they just put them on TV. Yeah, Tommy Dreamer tweeted, Apparently,
<v Speaker 1>in twenty fourteen, I saw ECW alumni Mitch if Simon
<v Speaker 1>Diamond Entourage on HBO's Hard Knocks. He loves sports so much.
<v Speaker 1>Happy to see him doing his thing. I don't know
<v Speaker 1>what he would have been on an HBO for, but
<v Speaker 1>apparently he lived a double life.
<v Speaker 2>I don't know.
<v Speaker 1>Wow, So we're back in the ring, Simon Diamond and
<v Speaker 1>Kid Cash. Simon, of course has a problem.
<v Speaker 2>He takes the mic.
<v Speaker 1>The match that started as Cash versus Simon Diamond, who's
<v Speaker 1>injured at the time. So that's why this whole rigamarole
<v Speaker 1>takes place, and why Simon has gear on but doesn't wrestle.
<v Speaker 1>Jeff Jones comes out really for no apparent reason and says,
<v Speaker 1>you do have a problem. The music hits and he says,
<v Speaker 1>Cyrus is Joey, is this on your format? Whenever you
<v Speaker 1>hear the word format, Oh.
<v Speaker 2>God, I can't stand that. I can't stand at.
<v Speaker 1>I know you're in a great place. Ah so awesome steps.
<v Speaker 2>Out Not with the fucking format.
<v Speaker 1>Oh my god, remember bishops of the format of the crowd?
<v Speaker 6>Oh?
<v Speaker 2>I nauseates me.
<v Speaker 1>Rip the format in half. Television industry, lingo, just what
<v Speaker 1>I watched wrestling for format talk. Let's talk about the
<v Speaker 1>writer's room while we're at it, I know, and the
<v Speaker 1>powers that be and standards and practices and the guys
<v Speaker 1>in the back and the political bullshit in the back.
<v Speaker 1>Let's talk about it. So Mike Austin comes out the
<v Speaker 1>World Champion with both straps the tag belt in the
<v Speaker 1>World Tider. We're supposed to se him later tonight, of course,
<v Speaker 1>in the tag title defense, but he also make a
<v Speaker 1>little gonna make a cameo appearance.
<v Speaker 2>Here, boy, he's got to cut an extreme promo. Apparently,
<v Speaker 2>after all, you have more before I play, go ahead
<v Speaker 2>the way you two guys have the toys.
<v Speaker 4>Real fucking don't there.
<v Speaker 1>That's not necessary.
<v Speaker 12>You can't either get out of this ring and live,
<v Speaker 12>or you can stay in it and die.
<v Speaker 11>I know what I do.
<v Speaker 2>I'm excitement Malgine.
<v Speaker 5>He's gonna dow heavyweight Jen.
<v Speaker 1>That's where it ends.
<v Speaker 2>That's where it ends. He gets attacked, that's right.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, yeah, Simon pushes a Mitch into Awesome and then
<v Speaker 1>they all swarm on him, and then kid Cash goes
<v Speaker 1>after him, and Mike lifts and belly to belly overhead
<v Speaker 1>throws him and then whipped to the corner and barge
<v Speaker 1>in the corner by Mike Awesome like a cat on
<v Speaker 1>those leaps. Man, he could leave his feet, I'll give
<v Speaker 1>him that. He could soar. And he does a splash
<v Speaker 1>and he covers Cash and gets one two. And it's
<v Speaker 1>only when he goes for a cover that we realize
<v Speaker 1>that Mike Austam isn't just here kicking people's asses.
<v Speaker 2>This is somehow a match. Yeah, I don't know how
<v Speaker 2>that happened. But it happened somehow.
<v Speaker 1>The ECW Championship committee faxed over a signed paperwork in
<v Speaker 1>the interim here. So it's Mike Awesome versus Kid Cash
<v Speaker 1>and to a bout at ECW Living Dangerously two thousand
<v Speaker 1>that is mentioned in part one. The final pay per
<v Speaker 1>view appearance for Mike Austin is ZCW champion. He tosses
<v Speaker 1>Cash to the floor. Interesting floor it was with red
<v Speaker 1>and yellow stripes running on it there at the O'Neill Center.
<v Speaker 2>I don't know what that was about. No clue.
<v Speaker 1>Drives Cash into the rail, then gets kind of back
<v Speaker 1>dropped into the crowd. And then Cash is in the
<v Speaker 1>ring and does a springboard plancho that absolutely takes out
<v Speaker 1>Mike Austin into those chairs that didn't fold that they
<v Speaker 1>would have out there in the crack ec dub chance
<v Speaker 1>on the corpses of both men. Judge Jones is in
<v Speaker 1>Cash's face in the ring. Cash ducks a gavel shot
<v Speaker 1>as Judge Jones tries to hit him with that, and
<v Speaker 1>then Cash, who huh, judge, who Judge Jeff Jones?
<v Speaker 4>What well?
<v Speaker 1>I think books travel for fucking aw Now, of course
<v Speaker 1>he does double arm under hook fakes plant takes out
<v Speaker 1>Jeff Jones and then awesome.
<v Speaker 2>I heard great deals of Disney, great deals for Disney.
<v Speaker 1>Judge Jeff Jones, He's got to judge Judy of pro wrestling.
<v Speaker 1>That's what seems like awesome of the sling shot, shoulder
<v Speaker 1>blocking from the apron and that takes out Cash and
<v Speaker 1>then just he lands on Kid Cash's face. As a
<v Speaker 1>matter of fact, taking flight there, Styles says that Cash
<v Speaker 1>is Joe is just wired shut. So that's Styles. Joey
<v Speaker 1>Styles says that, so that's a high risk moment there
<v Speaker 1>for one Kid Cash corner to corner on the Whipon's side.
<v Speaker 1>Stepped Cash goes to the top rope in one fluid
<v Speaker 1>motion and leaps into her kanana, snapping over Mike awesome
<v Speaker 1>or is Joey Styles used to pronounce it hoodah hood
<v Speaker 1>end kanrana hood end h u d a m d.
<v Speaker 1>Mike Austin cuts him down with a lariat and Cyrus
<v Speaker 1>says it's like a clothes line from no one else
<v Speaker 1>in the history of the business there for Mike assam
<v Speaker 1>and goes so far as say that yeah, and Mike
<v Speaker 1>Assom lifts a lifts him up for the hard power
<v Speaker 1>bomb with a delay, the awesome bomb. He points to
<v Speaker 1>the table and they go nuts that he's going to
<v Speaker 1>do the classic power bomb the guy out of the
<v Speaker 1>ring to the floor through a table. He loads the
<v Speaker 1>table in the ring though, and then Cash is splayed
<v Speaker 1>out on it and Sarah says, the office is scared
<v Speaker 1>to death of this. Mike austome as he climbs to
<v Speaker 1>the top rope, but he's cut off by Kid Cash.
<v Speaker 1>Mike austom cuts him off on the high risk district
<v Speaker 1>and then he lifts he lifts Kid Cash while standing
<v Speaker 1>on the top fucking rope into power bomb formation. Talk
<v Speaker 1>about high risk, one slip, too many passed away.
<v Speaker 2>Oh, I know, fucking exactly. That's what's worth it. It's
<v Speaker 2>worth it to do that.
<v Speaker 1>He's holding a moment the razor's edge, Yes, and he
<v Speaker 1>drives him all the way from the top rope into
<v Speaker 1>the ring through a table.
<v Speaker 2>It's so, I mean, it's it's it's insane, It really is.
<v Speaker 2>It's insane.
<v Speaker 1>People are going insane when he does it. Joey hits
<v Speaker 1>the first Oh my god of the broadcast.
<v Speaker 2>Cover, which is you know, I'm disappointed. I'm disappointed he
<v Speaker 2>doesn't do a good one at all. Yeah, he doesn't
<v Speaker 2>break out the classic. It was very judicious about that.
<v Speaker 2>I have to give him credit. He was very oh
<v Speaker 2>he was. It was a thing like he would he
<v Speaker 2>could save it for real time, for real moments.
<v Speaker 1>There was one like, you know, really intense one that
<v Speaker 1>he would only do when they would do like the
<v Speaker 1>most insane stunts you can imagine, and he would too.
<v Speaker 1>Sometimes Two he'd deploy it when it was a big angle.
<v Speaker 1>It wasn't like that someone took a great risk. It
<v Speaker 1>was just like this, this has to be something that
<v Speaker 1>really gets across is a big moment. And he deployed
<v Speaker 1>then sometimes too.
<v Speaker 2>All right, I'm taking that. I'm thinking that.
<v Speaker 1>Four minutes and forty four seconds of Mike Awesome pins
<v Speaker 1>Kid Cash here at ECW, Living Dangerously. Cyrus says, there
<v Speaker 1>is no one in the wrestling business like Mike Awesome
<v Speaker 1>and what he's doing here in ECW. He was the
<v Speaker 1>first man to hold the world title in the tag
<v Speaker 1>title simultaneously in ECW, of course, not for long. He
<v Speaker 1>always both straps up and his song sounds like Welcome
<v Speaker 1>to the Jungle almost with the lyrics over it, new
<v Speaker 1>lyrics over it, extreme replay of the power bomb and
<v Speaker 1>Cash with the eyebrow ring of course, because it's two
<v Speaker 1>thousand and you want to be over. Of course I
<v Speaker 1>have an eyebrow ring in the wrestling ring. And then
<v Speaker 1>suddenly Jazz comes out and is tending to kid Cash,
<v Speaker 1>and Cyrus applies that there's more than just a friendship
<v Speaker 1>between these two. And then Syrus says I can just
<v Speaker 1>be friends with a woman, and Joey says I can.
<v Speaker 2>But you on the other hand, Okay, god fucking yeah.
<v Speaker 1>Again the TNA exit interview here, and then Simon Diamond
<v Speaker 1>gets to the ring, and then Jotto and Gato this
<v Speaker 1>for they were in New Japan. They were in what
<v Speaker 1>d D T or FMW at the time. They come
<v Speaker 1>out and start, are you asking me? Like I fucking
<v Speaker 1>know you know these guys at all?
<v Speaker 6>No?
<v Speaker 2>I fucking I mean, first of all, like they said,
<v Speaker 2>they said Shadow and Gato, and I wrote down c
<v Speaker 2>h A t oh shad g Gato like g A
<v Speaker 2>t O awesome, No fucking idea who these fucking guys were.
<v Speaker 1>Gato is the booker for New Japan, and he was
<v Speaker 1>the booker that sort of let you know, spark the
<v Speaker 1>renaissance for that company. Starting in twenty twelve through to
<v Speaker 1>like twenty twenty, so he's much more known for and
<v Speaker 1>he's like a manager. Turn heel on Ocada. So when
<v Speaker 1>I know he is, tell me when I'm supposed to
<v Speaker 1>cure right right about there? You know, sorry, I tried,
<v Speaker 1>I tried. I couldn't do it.
<v Speaker 2>It's fair.
<v Speaker 1>So they come out there stomping on jazz. What he
<v Speaker 1>can you can get, you can get out of here.
<v Speaker 1>This didn't work, I know, get out of getto out
<v Speaker 1>of here. Yet it's almost Gato, get o down here,
<v Speaker 1>Getuda here.
<v Speaker 2>Gudda here.
<v Speaker 1>The music hits and everyone uh smoked smoked goody.
<v Speaker 2>Like that we got we got smoke Gouda here.
<v Speaker 1>This guy's always like running like a market on like
<v Speaker 1>the sidewalk, you know, screaming at people what he's got. Hey, Hey, hey,
<v Speaker 1>good eat that Christmas rash two for ten.
<v Speaker 2>We're gonna smoke guddha alight just for your potties.
<v Speaker 1>That's smoke for your potties. Yeah, everyone goes to source
<v Speaker 1>smoked Gouda from the sidewalk for I tell you smoke Godda.
<v Speaker 1>That's a hell of a tag team.
<v Speaker 2>Shot over and smoked Gouda.
<v Speaker 1>Smoked and Guda smoked, Guddha.
<v Speaker 2>Smoked. It is a guy named smoked. There's a guy
<v Speaker 2>named Guda, and together they're Smoked Guda. That's perfect.
<v Speaker 1>They'll be taking on the team of smoked and Salmon.
<v Speaker 1>I understand it gets even more complicated when you smoke it.
<v Speaker 1>So the music hits and you can see everybody react.
<v Speaker 1>But on Peacock they dubbed the music over, so it's
<v Speaker 1>fucking like, why are people going so crazy? It's because
<v Speaker 1>Nova is coming out. And Nova used to come out
<v Speaker 1>to Intergalactic by.
<v Speaker 2>The Baci Boys.
<v Speaker 1>You remember that song and Barelyic Planet Harry Plant, Oh yeah,
<v Speaker 1>all right, all right, a huge late ninety song. So
<v Speaker 1>they come out Nova and Chris Chetti, more particularly Nova
<v Speaker 1>with his fucking Venom inspired outfit from Spider Man.
<v Speaker 2>Might as well call them Locks and Panshetta.
<v Speaker 1>Speaking of Nova, smoke Nova, it's more like it.
<v Speaker 2>In Panetta.
<v Speaker 1>In Panchetta, what's his finish or the Nova locks the
<v Speaker 1>smears the Capers and the Capers and smear the Caper crusader.
<v Speaker 1>But enough about Paul's breakfast spread. That's what that's when
<v Speaker 1>you knew Paul had thrown in the tallities W when
<v Speaker 1>he brought in locks and schmear. Yeah, no time, team champions.
<v Speaker 1>Let me ask you something, what is your finish tonight?
<v Speaker 1>Nova Chetty versus Gatto and.
<v Speaker 2>Hado So, oh my god, by way, I will say uh,
<v Speaker 2>I do appreciate Nova wearing uh an outfit inspired by
<v Speaker 2>Spider Man's symbio outfit.
<v Speaker 1>Sure from the comic books Absolutely Black Spider Man. Absolutely
<v Speaker 1>I would agree with that. They had a Gato and
<v Speaker 1>Jido had a pretty terrific match against Just Incredible and
<v Speaker 1>land Storm shortly after coming over.
<v Speaker 2>To ECW earlier in the year. So great, love it,
<v Speaker 2>so excited, double whip on.
<v Speaker 1>Joddo, double Hiplock almost kills him, and a flip splash
<v Speaker 1>and an elbow double team by Nova. And Chetty was
<v Speaker 1>a cousin of Taz and also one of the graduates
<v Speaker 1>of the school as well.
<v Speaker 2>Oh so you might have actually been Panchette. Then that
<v Speaker 2>might have been Tazan Chetty is not for nothing, not
<v Speaker 2>for nothing. Hey, you could be Italian Bacon Panchetty. Hey, Chetty,
<v Speaker 2>come here, you gotta get a good grip. You want
<v Speaker 2>to talk Red Hook ec W.
<v Speaker 1>Yato, Gato comes up the top and gets caught by Nova,
<v Speaker 1>and which used to happen to me too. I mean
<v Speaker 1>that that was a fascinating TV show.
<v Speaker 2>Oh my god, No, I do remember Nova on PBS.
<v Speaker 1>Tilt World heads Man. Though for Agato we got.
<v Speaker 2>Cyrus making comments on how Jado and Gato and Judo
<v Speaker 2>have adjusted to uh to America. The foreigners are adopting
<v Speaker 2>very well here to this very artment. What the foreigners
<v Speaker 2>aren't you from Canada? Nova gets to think in the
<v Speaker 2>United States is another province.
<v Speaker 1>You're not gonna You're not gonna have the last word
<v Speaker 1>with this guy.
<v Speaker 2>You're simply not I'm gonna give I'm gonna give him
<v Speaker 2>that one.
<v Speaker 1>I don't know, man, You keep giving him enough mulligans,
<v Speaker 1>and pretty soon you got to change your opinion on
<v Speaker 1>a guy. No, he's still ugly, Well, yeah he's not.
<v Speaker 1>He's not trying to get he's not trying to be
<v Speaker 1>a baby face here. He knows he's ugly.
<v Speaker 2>No, I listen, I'm I'm I'm I told you, I
<v Speaker 2>told you he was funny. I just I can't stand
<v Speaker 2>his voice. I can't stand his look. I can't stand
<v Speaker 2>the fact that when he when he when he when
<v Speaker 2>he shoots his head back, he loses his chin.
<v Speaker 1>Do you know that he's got a bald head? Now
<v Speaker 1>it looks like a penis walking around.
<v Speaker 8>I do.
<v Speaker 2>I've seen him. I've seen I've seen clips of of
<v Speaker 2>when he when he was managing h Yeah, that guy.
<v Speaker 1>Indeed, he has his buddy from uh that was like
<v Speaker 1>his nephew almost growing up.
<v Speaker 2>He looks like yeah right, he looks like even looks
<v Speaker 2>like a he he looks like a penis or or
<v Speaker 2>a skin tag. You know, it's like this fucking head
<v Speaker 2>is like kind of like one shape, it goes up.
<v Speaker 2>It's like a skin tag or.
<v Speaker 1>Hot tag, as he would say, So getto off. Caught
<v Speaker 1>by Nova, tiltortal headsays or lands though for Gato, Cheddy
<v Speaker 1>and Nova are on the floor and there's a baseball
<v Speaker 1>slide kick as Gato does a springboard loon salt off
<v Speaker 1>the middle rope to take both of them out. Joey
<v Speaker 1>Stalle says, they weren't scheduled for this pay per view,
<v Speaker 1>yet here they are.
<v Speaker 2>And great. I mean, I guess you could have drawn money,
<v Speaker 2>but you didn't.
<v Speaker 1>Framed with I don't think and he buys to see
<v Speaker 1>Gaeto and Jotto but framed as a these two being
<v Speaker 1>on the cutting edge of Japanese wrestling at the time.
<v Speaker 2>I don't know about that. I don't know.
<v Speaker 1>I wouldn't know anyway, the nacy junior heavyweight tag team scene,
<v Speaker 1>but yeah, the just emerging junior heavyweight tag team scene
<v Speaker 1>in Japan.
<v Speaker 2>They helped.
<v Speaker 1>Jud heavyweight tag straps and everything. Young Bucks did it,
<v Speaker 1>miss several others. So Nova then hooks a power bomb. Well,
<v Speaker 1>he used to do it. He'd power bomb you and
<v Speaker 1>as you're coming down, he'd put his elbow between your
<v Speaker 1>crotch and also driving elbow in your knuts. Nova was
<v Speaker 1>one of those guys like I'm gonna do I'm gonna
<v Speaker 1>add six steps to every.
<v Speaker 2>Move, you know.
<v Speaker 1>That was his whole, whole fucking gimmick. He called the
<v Speaker 1>Sledge of Mattic And then Cheddy comes in and gets
<v Speaker 1>crossed up, and there's some you fucked up chance, which
<v Speaker 1>isn't isn't a bright spot, but it's the only one
<v Speaker 1>in the car, which is ironic considering it's the Vic
<v Speaker 1>Rhimes event.
<v Speaker 2>That's the ultimate you fucked up?
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, oh yeah, Cheddy hits the axe kick and tags
<v Speaker 1>and Nova Nova with a pil Nelson on Gato drop
<v Speaker 1>down into a wheelbarrow, pickup to the ropes they go,
<v Speaker 1>and then Cheddy snaps the neck down and that allows
<v Speaker 1>Nova and then carry Gato and dump him on his
<v Speaker 1>face for two Gato runs in, runs Nova into Joddo,
<v Speaker 1>who enters the ring and drops both of them. Team
<v Speaker 1>no respect in FMW is what Gato and Jiddo were called.
<v Speaker 1>That's they're called no respect. Why probably because they didn't
<v Speaker 1>get any makes sense walking authority. That was their whole thing,
<v Speaker 1>not getting any respect from me. Cheddy whips uh Jotto
<v Speaker 1>out of the rail, but he back drops Cheddy back
<v Speaker 1>into the ring back in a double whip. Nova does
<v Speaker 1>a drop toe hold and uh, I don't know. Then
<v Speaker 1>Ghetto drops an elbow on him. Nova gets dropped toe
<v Speaker 1>hold it I should say, is that a word? Get
<v Speaker 1>dropped toe holded? I don't know, drop toe held, drop
<v Speaker 1>toe He was dropped toed held hold holded holding and
<v Speaker 1>then Cyrus calls him kto that. Then that's the heen
<v Speaker 1>and you're talking to me when he gets called out
<v Speaker 1>for misidentified.
<v Speaker 2>That's fat. That's all right, I'll give him that.
<v Speaker 1>Getto now with a surfboard stretch talking.
<v Speaker 2>Wait are you talking? Kato dude? Right?
<v Speaker 1>Kato institute Brother Kato getting pushed?
<v Speaker 2>Brother? What is it? Paul Diamond? Kato dude? What so many? Right?
<v Speaker 1>Ghetto applies to surfboard stretch, exposing Nova so Gato can
<v Speaker 1>drop the sledgehammer on him. Jetto with some chops in
<v Speaker 1>the corner on Nova charges into his back elbow. Nova
<v Speaker 1>climbs back into the ring. He gets tripped up and
<v Speaker 1>Shadow comes up after and hits a top rope back
<v Speaker 1>superplex on Nova. Gato apparently means outlaw we're told, so okay,
<v Speaker 1>the outlaw way or something like that. He goes to
<v Speaker 1>the middle rope, but he's caught and Nova hit some
<v Speaker 1>of the sit out power bomb as he tries to
<v Speaker 1>Rana tag to Chedty Chedty cooking now whips reversed wastelatters.
<v Speaker 2>Nobody, nobody gives a shit. They're doing moves. They're doing moves.
<v Speaker 2>I understand they're doing moves, but the crowd doesn't fucking care.
<v Speaker 2>He like he was. It was a it was as
<v Speaker 2>cold as ice. Tag to to uh wait to to
<v Speaker 2>shitty Cheddy there and and even even after doing the German,
<v Speaker 2>the crowd doesn't give a ship.
<v Speaker 1>Ever saw much in Chris Chitty never got it.
<v Speaker 2>He got hurt.
<v Speaker 1>He showed a little bit of promise, then he got
<v Speaker 1>hurt when he came back and was like, all right,
<v Speaker 1>this guy clearly is just like a guy there keeping
<v Speaker 1>around because he's sort of homegrown and has the task
<v Speaker 1>connection well.
<v Speaker 2>And probably because they don't fucking have anybody else. Everyone's
<v Speaker 2>leave him for greener pastures. He drops jod Or horribly
<v Speaker 2>and say long greener pastures. Cheddy then hits the blue
<v Speaker 2>thunderbomb on Gato. Cheddi tries a backslide, but Nova kicks
<v Speaker 2>him into the kicks him in the face and that
<v Speaker 2>puts him into a backslide. Uh, and goes with the
<v Speaker 2>one two three, but no, he kicks out Gator, then
<v Speaker 2>super kicks Cheddy down to the canvas, lifts up Nova
<v Speaker 2>in a soup lex and then turns that into like
<v Speaker 2>a power bomb.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah kind of deal. Yeah, it gets to double whip
<v Speaker 1>on Cheddy, Duck, superkick down Gato, double clothes line, double
<v Speaker 1>down all the guys on the canvas. Novell goes up
<v Speaker 1>top with the swanton on Jado and then Gato with
<v Speaker 1>a great frog splash. We'll cover double kickout, Jamalino getting
<v Speaker 1>a workout. Cheddy does kind of the Harlem sidekick on Gato,
<v Speaker 1>and then Jodo was dropped with a running high kick.
<v Speaker 1>The Amityville horror by Cheddy on Gato. I forget what
<v Speaker 1>that was. Was that like him, I know it's a
<v Speaker 1>movie or something. Yeah, Mityville horror was that you'd give
<v Speaker 1>the guy a t k O. But you sit out
<v Speaker 1>with and when you sit out with things in wrestling
<v Speaker 1>till my point earlier, so much more devastating.
<v Speaker 2>You sit out with it. What I don't get it.
<v Speaker 1>You can have five you sit out with it.
<v Speaker 2>But you always said sat back.
<v Speaker 1>He would sit down.
<v Speaker 2>That cool.
<v Speaker 1>Sure he turned into a stunner. Maybe he turn into
<v Speaker 1>a sunner when he sat out. I don't care. They
<v Speaker 1>did the title weight that was their tag team move.
<v Speaker 1>There's a splash, no leg drop at the same time,
<v Speaker 1>one two three no Venchetti, Jado and Gato in seven
<v Speaker 1>minutes and thirty three seconds here a living dangerously. It
<v Speaker 1>was framed as an upset considering how long Gato and
<v Speaker 1>Jado had been teaming together in Japan, and pushed is
<v Speaker 1>the biggest win in Chris Chetti his careers.
<v Speaker 2>That's great, and I fucking I agree. It was the biggest,
<v Speaker 2>biggest win for both of them.
<v Speaker 1>No telling what would have happened with these two and
<v Speaker 1>they're upside hung on a little longer a little sad.
<v Speaker 1>Lou Dangerously is in the locker room.
<v Speaker 2>Oh man, this is this is I I care. I
<v Speaker 2>got that we have to hear from Electra after what
<v Speaker 2>she I I'll tell you like I didn't care about Electra,
<v Speaker 2>and I care. I can tell you what I do care,
<v Speaker 2>but I care in the fact that I never want
<v Speaker 2>to see her.
<v Speaker 1>You're invested in, like efforts being undertaken to keep her
<v Speaker 1>away from your television.
<v Speaker 2>Yes, that's how much I care, Like I need her
<v Speaker 2>to I'm I might talk to a lawyer tomorrow and
<v Speaker 2>restrain and get a restraining order on her, Like anything
<v Speaker 2>that has to do with her needs to be away
<v Speaker 2>from me. So if they need to move my TV
<v Speaker 2>anytime an ECW show comes up, that's fine.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I'm sure you wouldn't protest. Let's hear why you're
<v Speaker 1>so worked up here.
<v Speaker 2>I do have the whole thing with with with Lewis
<v Speaker 2>dangerously Paul Hayman.
<v Speaker 6>There's tons of people in the world that hate you.
<v Speaker 2>Let alone women, but hell, hath.
<v Speaker 3>No what.
<v Speaker 2>I under that was all about to by the way,
<v Speaker 2>well he does, yeah, let alone women.
<v Speaker 1>Because Electra has yet to explain that she has a
<v Speaker 1>history with Paul Hayman, I say lou is making reference
<v Speaker 1>to it. Before the cart, before the horse. Yeah, I'll say.
<v Speaker 13>Fury as a woman scored because when the women want
<v Speaker 13>to push, they know where to come.
<v Speaker 2>I mean, really, really, I don't know.
<v Speaker 1>I'm just I'm disturbed at the the suggestion that he's
<v Speaker 1>actually channeling the way PAULI really is like these are
<v Speaker 1>I know, I know, I'm deeply disturbed by all the
<v Speaker 1>Paul it doesn't hesitate to her friend a lovely lady.
<v Speaker 2>Let's put it that one. Of course, I listen, I
<v Speaker 2>would not put that past him at all.
<v Speaker 14>Hey, Paul, how long do we know each other?
<v Speaker 2>Ten eleven years? I mean I can't.
<v Speaker 1>I mean we're off to a really bad start at
<v Speaker 1>Worries Coasters. We can handle the New York accent.
<v Speaker 2>I I I.
<v Speaker 1>Adore the New York accent in so many contexts.
<v Speaker 2>But here sure, and I like, and you know what,
<v Speaker 2>I'm a fan of that really that that that that
<v Speaker 2>really thick you know, New Jersey type two, that accent,
<v Speaker 2>like I get it and it's it's fine, but this
<v Speaker 2>is just like it's also like she doesn't know how
<v Speaker 2>to speak right.
<v Speaker 1>And you know you can hear the cigarettes on her voice.
<v Speaker 2>Oh yes, I think she swallowed a few before the show.
<v Speaker 5>What.
<v Speaker 2>Oh well, you guess too.
<v Speaker 1>Remember all those nights we hung out at the China
<v Speaker 1>Club when you were a big somebody and I was
<v Speaker 1>a nobody and you could have helped.
<v Speaker 2>Me, but you didn't. When was Paul Hyman ever a
<v Speaker 2>big somebody?
<v Speaker 1>Oh, if anyone can convince you he is, it'd be him.
<v Speaker 2>All right.
<v Speaker 11>And I real personal animosity towards you, because you're nothing
<v Speaker 11>but the man Man Man.
<v Speaker 1>Danny during.
<v Speaker 10>I'm a psycho bitch.
<v Speaker 2>I'm jealous, jealous of what.
<v Speaker 15>I'm a woman in her thirties who could have anyone
<v Speaker 15>or anything she wants, and you couldn't hang with me.
<v Speaker 5>Because you're a little boy, rude kill.
<v Speaker 11>You want to rid me in the back, tell everybody
<v Speaker 11>about missing flights, just tear me up personally.
<v Speaker 6>You want to know why you personally hate me.
<v Speaker 10>I personally hate you.
<v Speaker 5>And I know why you hate me too, because you
<v Speaker 5>are jealous because.
<v Speaker 4>You're bigger than mine.
<v Speaker 6>There just happens to be a new boss in town,
<v Speaker 6>and his name happens to be lou E.
<v Speaker 3>We're doing an angle to get rid of Amy, which
<v Speaker 3>we did another one that they aired.
<v Speaker 2>This one they didn't air.
<v Speaker 15>The real one is Dereena, where we walk out there
<v Speaker 15>with Amy and and we'll do a gimmick where I
<v Speaker 15>tell her I bang rats all the time and that
<v Speaker 15>the next thing, and she's like yeah.
<v Speaker 3>She gets mad because she thought she was.
<v Speaker 15>The only one and I want to paint her in
<v Speaker 15>my finish and Roko gives her a big splash what
<v Speaker 15>she was nervous about because Rokio hater. She pretty sure
<v Speaker 15>he was gonna kill. Everybody took care of her. But
<v Speaker 15>I remember getting to the arena going, okay, just to
<v Speaker 15>blow off ang. I wonder what we're gonna do.
<v Speaker 14>And I see this girl sitting there and she's just
<v Speaker 14>you know, she's chain smoking, and she's she's got that
<v Speaker 14>deep voice, you know what I mean, you know, and uh,
<v Speaker 14>and I go, oh shit, I wonder what I wonder.
<v Speaker 15>I wonder, I wonder wheal they're putting her with. I'm
<v Speaker 15>telling you, I want you to use your new manager.
<v Speaker 2>I popped.
<v Speaker 15>I was like, oh, And so we get out there
<v Speaker 15>and I remember she's carted cutting a promo in the
<v Speaker 15>ring and I couldn't.
<v Speaker 2>I mean, I don't.
<v Speaker 15>Maybe that's why they aired it. I've never even seen
<v Speaker 15>it on TV or the footage. I don't even know where.
<v Speaker 15>But like, I don't know if I was biting my
<v Speaker 15>lip or just popping, but she's just going, why would
<v Speaker 15>you want hamburger?
<v Speaker 8>Flaming, a bouncing give me and roadkill is just popping
<v Speaker 8>right behind me out loud. Amy's popping, and I'm just
<v Speaker 8>like because it was just like it was just scary,
<v Speaker 8>you know what I mean, because I didn't know, like
<v Speaker 8>she was just so in your face.
<v Speaker 3>It was just and she but that she whatever.
<v Speaker 15>Then what happened was we were doing we're doing shows
<v Speaker 15>and that the next thing, and and she's missed a
<v Speaker 15>whole bunch of TV appearances.
<v Speaker 3>What happened was she were on a plane.
<v Speaker 2>We're leaving.
<v Speaker 15>Its always funny. We were going actually Wisconsin, and the
<v Speaker 15>plane got canceled. She's the only one on at the
<v Speaker 15>airport and we're like, Dona, don't even bother get in
<v Speaker 15>here because the planes were not taking off. We I'm
<v Speaker 15>gonna leave tomorrow. She's like, oh, I know, PAULI called me,
<v Speaker 15>told me to stay home. The planes aren't getting out.
<v Speaker 15>You know the rest of us, you know, to me,
<v Speaker 15>the Simon Diamonds and dor Maries, the big sALS, everybody
<v Speaker 15>else at the airport.
<v Speaker 3>She's the only one who knows. So that was weird.
<v Speaker 3>But she the next week, we're going there. We're starting
<v Speaker 3>to work with throm Rie.
<v Speaker 15>It's uh just incredible and land storm right and she
<v Speaker 15>gets on there and they go, we're gonna be delayed
<v Speaker 15>for takeoff just a few minutes. We have one more
<v Speaker 15>item or an inventory that was unidentified. Uh don't we
<v Speaker 15>have to identify real quick. It was like an extra
<v Speaker 15>bag of peanuts or a fucking fire something something out
<v Speaker 15>of it, and she's think.
<v Speaker 3>She starts screaming and she and we're all like playing,
<v Speaker 3>like what the fuck is this?
<v Speaker 15>And she just leaves the plane the whole weekend so
<v Speaker 15>we don't do so Cheddy and Nova get to fucking
<v Speaker 15>get get the push because they got jazz with him.
<v Speaker 15>You know that that don'ld likely do a trio and
<v Speaker 15>uh so then she like next weeks she started missing
<v Speaker 15>TVs and then she makes sporadic shots and so finally
<v Speaker 15>me rokill.
<v Speaker 3>We're just sitting around when they were listen, man, I
<v Speaker 3>go fuck it.
<v Speaker 15>Let's go talk to Tommy and say, uh, you know
<v Speaker 15>we don't want her, you know, we we can't you
<v Speaker 15>know what I mean, if if, if, our whole our
<v Speaker 15>whole push is gonna be based on a fucking woman,
<v Speaker 15>and what the fuck are we doing here.
<v Speaker 3>Let's try to make this happen to see if we
<v Speaker 3>can get steam on our own or just fuck it right,
<v Speaker 3>And he's like, you're right.
<v Speaker 15>So we went and talked Tommy and he goes, okay,
<v Speaker 15>but we're a you know, it's gonna drop you guys down.
<v Speaker 3>You know, down the ladder. Though, being he was honest
<v Speaker 3>about it, and he was like yeah.
<v Speaker 15>So then we worked with We dropped her the dangerous
<v Speaker 15>lines and that's you know, we basically asked, so we
<v Speaker 15>try to get over on her own without having a girlfriend.
<v Speaker 15>I mean, anything was great. Donna was good because you know,
<v Speaker 15>we had we finally had. We did some funny promos.
<v Speaker 15>She had these big monster tits that bounced all over
<v Speaker 15>the place. I mean, guys like that and this that
<v Speaker 15>The next thing about it is, but at one point,
<v Speaker 15>at some point, we're just kind of like, you know, your.
<v Speaker 3>Egos, like, you know, I want to check it over
<v Speaker 3>that being with a chick all the time, you know
<v Speaker 3>what I mean.
<v Speaker 1>So the story of Electraea, it's a bomb. Can you
<v Speaker 1>imagine her? She laughs? Wait a minute, when Daniel Doran
<v Speaker 1>just told that story, there was no indication of her
<v Speaker 1>being evil about it. She was paranoid about can't you
<v Speaker 1>picture bless her looks like this, freaking out like on
<v Speaker 1>a plane.
<v Speaker 2>Can you not picture? Oh god, absolutely, yeah, exactly. I mean, listen, listen,
<v Speaker 2>a woman like her thinks everybody's out toget her. All right,
<v Speaker 2>there absolutely would be a bomb on her plane.
<v Speaker 1>She kind of gonna dance, and she kind of she
<v Speaker 1>looks forward to a guy taking it too far so
<v Speaker 1>she can make a big like you know what I mean, investigation.
<v Speaker 2>Out of it. Yeah, she wants to, you know, she
<v Speaker 2>she wants the guy to just you know, she'll push
<v Speaker 2>it to one point so she can really fuck the
<v Speaker 2>guy over.
<v Speaker 1>Absolutely a big scene, big drama. She she likes ending
<v Speaker 1>the night screaming in a parking lot. You know, Electra
<v Speaker 1>can try to fuck me. Electra did you.
<v Speaker 2>Did you hear the promo.
<v Speaker 1>I mean, it's bad enough on audio, but if you
<v Speaker 1>watch the video and you see her wonder and you
<v Speaker 1>see her reaching for what to say next.
<v Speaker 2>It's so bad. It's so bad.
<v Speaker 1>It has to be a story here with this this
<v Speaker 1>woman and how she got into this position.
<v Speaker 2>There has to be.
<v Speaker 1>Because that because because I mean, I know that the
<v Speaker 1>accent isn't gender specific, but it's one thing to hear
<v Speaker 1>Vince Russo.
<v Speaker 2>Talk like that.
<v Speaker 1>It yeah right, it's it is like it's really a
<v Speaker 1>woman you as sort of like you know, like an
<v Speaker 1>erotic dancer character, and then that comes down to her mouth.
<v Speaker 2>It's like, oh right, my god, I was gonna say,
<v Speaker 2>did I ever tell you this story? VFW Yeah, yeah,
<v Speaker 2>the yeah you're in here, the Wakefield Social Club.
<v Speaker 1>The stepas got an accent.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, It's it's like, you know, like there there was
<v Speaker 2>one that was like, you know, she was kind of attractive,
<v Speaker 2>and then she came out with the biggest fucking soufie
<v Speaker 2>accent you can possibly imagine, and it was just like
<v Speaker 2>any kind of of of of remote attraction that there
<v Speaker 2>was there.
<v Speaker 1>That's so unfair to her beautiful Boston women.
<v Speaker 2>It absolutely is listen, it is, and I'm sorry, but
<v Speaker 2>it's so true. It's so true. There was when I
<v Speaker 2>just graduated high school. I it was back in my
<v Speaker 2>days of of doing wedding videography, fucking Christ. And I remember,
<v Speaker 2>you know, I met I met this. I met a
<v Speaker 2>girl at at at like a I doing like friends
<v Speaker 2>weddings like it wasn't it wasn't, you know, in relatives
<v Speaker 2>and stuff like that, and and I I got a
<v Speaker 2>I I remember, and I met this girl and I
<v Speaker 2>actually had the balls all right to go up and
<v Speaker 2>like ask for her number or something like that. And
<v Speaker 2>and I said, you know, said hey, what's you know,
<v Speaker 2>it's like, what's your name? And she said, oh, my
<v Speaker 2>name's Jen Cotta. And I was like, oh, she's like Italian,
<v Speaker 2>I know. Like I was like, oh yes, and how
<v Speaker 2>do you spell that? C O T T as O
<v Speaker 2>T T. I was like, oh, all right, and maybe
<v Speaker 2>I won't to call you so bad.
<v Speaker 1>Let me let me let me tell you something. Your
<v Speaker 1>fucking asshole, you're not too much to look at yourself?
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, your little fuck, your fat fuck.
<v Speaker 1>Oh big fucking loss. Yeah, can't fucking jp sorrow? What
<v Speaker 1>am I gonna fucking do now you fucking I'm gonna
<v Speaker 1>get my fire fighter boyfriend to beat that ship out
<v Speaker 1>of you. After some scorpion bowls were wearing Timbaland's on
<v Speaker 1>a Saturday night.
<v Speaker 2>I'm gonna go skiing in jeans this weekend. What do
<v Speaker 2>you doing? I'm gonna go up to winn Asaki. I'm
<v Speaker 2>gonna I'm gonna do some some downhill Like what choose.
<v Speaker 1>It, man, I'm gonna do a halmshow for the week.
<v Speaker 1>What'd you guys go? What a hampshot? We a white
<v Speaker 1>Mountain's gonna Hampshire?
<v Speaker 2>Come?
<v Speaker 11>What have.
<v Speaker 2>People? Like?
<v Speaker 5>What?
<v Speaker 1>What the fuck?
<v Speaker 2>They could be? Okay? Yeah, so what are you doing?
<v Speaker 2>Sh s s h h.
<v Speaker 11>H.
<v Speaker 1>They're Shire and they're shop. They're fucking sho.
<v Speaker 2>Wished the ship? You know mind? You know you know
<v Speaker 2>what my daughter does to really really piss me off.
<v Speaker 2>What is she will call conquered concord. It drives me.
<v Speaker 1>Nuts, obnoxious. You guys go to Billy You mean concord, Dad?
<v Speaker 1>Shut up? Conk flight of the Concords.
<v Speaker 2>That's right? Is that peabody? No, it's pa the whole the.
<v Speaker 11>Like.
<v Speaker 2>By the time you get to the d y, you're like,
<v Speaker 2>this is taking too long. It was.
<v Speaker 1>My brothers and baby, you know, got a place in
<v Speaker 1>a uh and he got there. Can you go up
<v Speaker 1>there in canoe? You know, I post on Facebook if
<v Speaker 1>you want to see him. And we're making smalls.
<v Speaker 2>Here see that he's gonna, she's gonna, he's busting.
<v Speaker 1>Weather was beautiful. I heard that. Uh ah, I heard
<v Speaker 1>the Mike Lowell's family used to stay there, remember him,
<v Speaker 1>mit Mike Lowell?
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, no ship.
<v Speaker 1>Well my Mike, my cousin used to work a Fenway, right,
<v Speaker 1>and uh, he's like, dude, you would not believe dude,
<v Speaker 1>Mike Lowell's cock side because you know, he worked for
<v Speaker 1>he worked for Fenway, but he kind of worked for
<v Speaker 1>like the venue more than the team, you know what
<v Speaker 1>I mean. And so one time he's in the locker
<v Speaker 1>room and he said.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, he went, actually he worked for he was really
<v Speaker 2>worked for, you know, the sausage stand for the sausage stand,
<v Speaker 2>all right, for the strapped department, Hot dog Hu t hut,
<v Speaker 2>hot dog, hot chocolate.
<v Speaker 1>So this is what Electra does. She electrifies that fucking
<v Speaker 1>cast is what she does. I'm electrified like a tesla
<v Speaker 1>right now. Bitch, Oh fuck my life. So yeah, all.
<v Speaker 1>This is quite an accent on on electric.
<v Speaker 2>It's just it's not okay. It's not okay. Someone needs
<v Speaker 2>to get a hold of her and get her to
<v Speaker 2>calm down.
<v Speaker 1>I called an audible there. I played that clip cold.
<v Speaker 1>You know that was Danny Doring, right, I didn't, but
<v Speaker 1>I figure and the Amy he's talking about in the
<v Speaker 1>beginning his leader is right. So Electra is the replacement
<v Speaker 1>for Leda as the valet for Danny Dorian roadkill.
<v Speaker 2>Oh you know, Paul, I'm talking about bringing up them,
<v Speaker 2>bringing up Amy as Leada works there. So we're going
<v Speaker 2>to bring her up and take her from you. If
<v Speaker 2>that's okay, do you mind? It doesn'tally matter if your
<v Speaker 2>mind or not. It's already happened. Contract side voicemail, A
<v Speaker 2>voicemail a lot of chance to object, and uh, I mean,
<v Speaker 2>I hope.
<v Speaker 5>Uh.
<v Speaker 2>You know, if you have any problems with it, you
<v Speaker 2>just keep that to yourself, because if you're call me back,
<v Speaker 2>I'm not going to answer. And I'm going to just
<v Speaker 2>keep on poaching people as I deem fit, as I
<v Speaker 2>bite that tattoo on her shoulder. I'll tell you what
<v Speaker 2>I've already had a nibble of of the woman who
<v Speaker 2>I'm gonna call Lita like Lowlita.
<v Speaker 1>You get my drip styles, didn't She rios unbelievable, has
<v Speaker 1>the greatest moon salt in in a wrestling game history. Yeah,
<v Speaker 1>she sure does a lot of hanging. No, no, not her,
<v Speaker 1>not her, I'm.
<v Speaker 2>Talking about cereal in the fucking no Mercy. That that incredible.
<v Speaker 2>Just massive moon time is remarkable. Yeah. Yes.
<v Speaker 1>And so when in that promo, Electra makes reference to
<v Speaker 1>Roadkill making fun of her for the flight issues, you
<v Speaker 1>heard Danny Dorring explain exactly what that's about. Yep, that's
<v Speaker 1>a bomb.
<v Speaker 3>It's a bomb.
<v Speaker 1>There's like a ninety percent chance that she's got a
<v Speaker 1>relative on FDN Y or NYPD that like responded to.
<v Speaker 2>Oh absolutely, oh for sure, for sure. Or it's probably
<v Speaker 2>some kind of distant cousin, right, it's almost like a
<v Speaker 2>cousin of a cousin of a cousin.
<v Speaker 1>There's a ninety eight percent chance that there's like a
<v Speaker 1>framed picture of someone in an NY uniform on a
<v Speaker 1>wall in her house.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, that she's never actually met before, but it's a cousin.
<v Speaker 1>So you heard it a little bit there. As they
<v Speaker 1>cut away from that promo, the music is super Crazy.
<v Speaker 1>He's now on his waind of the ring. Style says
<v Speaker 1>super Crazy has heat with the network because he snubbed
<v Speaker 1>his nose at them. Style said, like he should lay
<v Speaker 1>down to let you coronate Rhino as the new TV
<v Speaker 1>champion and not try to grab the brass ring. I
<v Speaker 1>think that's a little insider terminology there from one Joey Styles. Yeah,
<v Speaker 1>Sarah says, are you familiar with the terminology time monitored tradition?
<v Speaker 2>Oh my god, the words.
<v Speaker 1>They're supposed to just let Rhino win the belt?
<v Speaker 2>Why why why are they going to do this? Why
<v Speaker 2>do they feel the need to do this kind of shit?
<v Speaker 1>Waidos in the ring with Graziano, like talking.
<v Speaker 2>About talking about certain behind the scenes stuff is okay,
<v Speaker 2>but like when you start talking about.
<v Speaker 1>He's doing it as comedy though he's doing it obnoxiously, but.
<v Speaker 2>Still it's it's drawing attention to the fact that it's
<v Speaker 2>all bullshit and why am I watching? Mask was of
<v Speaker 2>that anyway?
<v Speaker 1>Watching this whole kind of the CW is curious and
<v Speaker 1>that they would always do that, yet they still somehow
<v Speaker 1>that was part of Paul's genius. Frankly, when it came
<v Speaker 1>time to shoot a really hot angle. They knew how
<v Speaker 1>to how to get you dialed in for real, you know,
<v Speaker 1>like you have a show where Cyrus said that on
<v Speaker 1>the same show where Dusty turns the clock back twenty years,
<v Speaker 1>you know, fans allow themselves to be transported along all
<v Speaker 1>the line the philosophical lines that Dusty talked about in
<v Speaker 1>that shoot interview clip we played in part one.
<v Speaker 2>I guess extremes it's sure, sure, I'm with you, but
<v Speaker 2>like the the the the ext I mean, it's no, no,
<v Speaker 2>no surprise put intended, but like the extremes of it all,
<v Speaker 2>like it's either there seems to be very little middle ground.
<v Speaker 2>It's either ludicrous so completely it's it's either completely fake
<v Speaker 2>and phony, or it's like, holy legit. Yeah true, that's
<v Speaker 2>hard for me to really get around. It's too black
<v Speaker 2>and white for me. On the same show, shades of
<v Speaker 2>Es of gray first, shades of gray. So not good
<v Speaker 2>guys and bad.
<v Speaker 1>Guys, right, that would insult the intelligence of our audience.
<v Speaker 2>Exactly, or insult my own intelligence of my audience.
<v Speaker 1>The tournament was an eight man Rhino beat Spike Dudley
<v Speaker 1>to advance. Sandman had beat to Jerry to advance. I
<v Speaker 1>look forward to playing a clip in a little while
<v Speaker 1>where sand Man says he never wrestled to Jerry. Little
<v Speaker 1>Guido beat Kid Cash to advance and Super Crazy beat
<v Speaker 1>c W Anderson to advance. This is all on ECW
<v Speaker 1>television in the month of March, So it's Rhino Sandman,
<v Speaker 1>and we know what happened earlier in the show. Rhino
<v Speaker 1>gets the buy and this is Guido versus Super Crazy,
<v Speaker 1>the battle Greeto beating Cash and Crazy beating Anderson to
<v Speaker 1>advance to this point, so he doesn't know when we
<v Speaker 1>wrought Ono the Sicilian shooter. What would ECW be without
<v Speaker 1>these the long leathered jackets like the fat guys would.
<v Speaker 2>I'm sorry, did you say the Sicilian proshood? Is that
<v Speaker 2>what you're saying?
<v Speaker 1>Pretty much? Pretty much?
<v Speaker 2>Sicilian proshuoter Salami and uh.
<v Speaker 1>Elser said in The Observer that the original plan for
<v Speaker 1>this was a three way with the jury, but they
<v Speaker 1>decided to get to jury involved in the main event
<v Speaker 1>instead because Super Crazy into Jury was pretty magical back then.
<v Speaker 1>But they decided not to run it back we promised it.
<v Speaker 2>And not to fucking not to fucking even have them
<v Speaker 2>wrestle each other, just have them involved in the main event.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I know what a mess yep. But a homie
<v Speaker 1>Zach who always steps up when he feels he can
<v Speaker 1>be of assistance was the first things in reaching out
<v Speaker 1>to Sandman. All right, and uh he asked him something
<v Speaker 1>that proves germane I would say to this part of
<v Speaker 1>the podcast, but it's what we realized that, Uh, the
<v Speaker 1>abrupt end in the in the in the truncated nature
<v Speaker 1>of that first gammeia was going to be characteristic of
<v Speaker 1>of Samman requests going forward.
<v Speaker 2>No, Jack, what the fuck up?
<v Speaker 10>Yeah, that's right, it's the same man, hardcore dude.
<v Speaker 2>Uh you was that your boy, Zach?
<v Speaker 13>He said in the South to eat his cameo, you
<v Speaker 13>guys were two thousand living dangerously. To Jerry, I would
<v Speaker 13>have said, I never had a singles match against the
<v Speaker 13>jury of my life. But I didn't really like him
<v Speaker 13>much anyway, because he always he always he could talk English,
<v Speaker 13>but he would use it like if he didn't want
<v Speaker 13>to do something in a match or anything. He would
<v Speaker 13>uh to Jerry be like, oh no, don't understand and bullshit.
<v Speaker 13>Back in the day, we didn't have any phones. So
<v Speaker 13>I heard him on a payphone talking speaking.
<v Speaker 2>Speaking, terfect what's going on? But either way, Terry Funk,
<v Speaker 2>there's too many. Ah, he was the greatest thing in
<v Speaker 2>the world. He hated to hear, but he was the
<v Speaker 2>greatest in the world. No, Terry Funk.
<v Speaker 1>I think Zach tucked in a question about and Terry
<v Speaker 1>Funk memory and Sam Man's phone starts ringing. So he
<v Speaker 1>read that ship up broke.
<v Speaker 2>I'll tell I'll tell you. It's really funny how he's
<v Speaker 2>like the shortest cameo guy ever when it comes to wrestling.
<v Speaker 2>He's like, give me that fucking cake. What do you want?
<v Speaker 2>A half house? Sorry, yeah, I want to tell you
<v Speaker 2>a half ass fucking story.
<v Speaker 1>And Ricky Steamboats give me a twenty minute tour of
<v Speaker 1>his house. When I asked him who was the ninja
<v Speaker 1>in the vignettes to introduce.
<v Speaker 2>Hi, It's like, it's like you can ask Rickey Steamboat
<v Speaker 2>what was your what was your nickname in wrestling? And
<v Speaker 2>you go the whole fucking storyline. Take it out of
<v Speaker 2>the basement, Take it out of the basement? Can we not? Actually, Ricky?
<v Speaker 2>It makes me a little nervous, pal what's that amazing?
<v Speaker 1>There's such a such an interesting window over these wrestlers,
<v Speaker 1>these cameos, you know, like how they treat them, how
<v Speaker 1>they approach them, whether they fucking ignore them. You know,
<v Speaker 1>it's fascinating how long I.
<v Speaker 2>Went like and like Nash in his in his like
<v Speaker 2>twelve minute political serenade.
<v Speaker 1>Oh, he's the fucking kid. I don't care.
<v Speaker 2>He's the king and he is, he absolutely is. I
<v Speaker 2>will oh, I will gladly hand him money for stuff
<v Speaker 2>because it's always gold. It's always gold. Actually this actually
<v Speaker 2>it's kind of interesting. Actually have a question for him that,
<v Speaker 2>but we'll get to that another time, okay, because I'm
<v Speaker 2>very curious.
<v Speaker 1>Actually, now Super Crazy versus Little Guido time, Uh fine,
<v Speaker 1>Guido tacks Crazy from behind at the bell stall, says
<v Speaker 1>crazy like, I'll.
<v Speaker 2>Take a little Guido with cheese, please, I'll take a
<v Speaker 2>little Guido with cheese.
<v Speaker 1>Guido is a submission specialist trained by who boss Oh yeah,
<v Speaker 1>billiy Robinson's right, so he has u w phied shooting ability.
<v Speaker 2>He also is very very big fan of beings some
<v Speaker 2>tolls with the whip.
<v Speaker 1>Perversely progged by super Crazy drop down Wido goes over
<v Speaker 1>the top, rolls and drops an elbow to the stomach
<v Speaker 1>or the crotch. It's arguable, and it's a short drop
<v Speaker 1>kick for two, where's my pizza? Chant for Sally Gratziano
<v Speaker 1>and they would alway chant that for the FBI in general.
<v Speaker 1>Grozziano to the corner, charge backdrop to the apron, goes crazy,
<v Speaker 1>he based ball, slides back in and yanks Wuido.
<v Speaker 2>There should have been was there ever, like a a
<v Speaker 2>uh A faction with with in E c W. I
<v Speaker 2>would imagine this would have been a thing with people
<v Speaker 2>with just the middle initial of E.
<v Speaker 4>No.
<v Speaker 2>No, yeah, louis dangerously Sally Gratian. And you got Jim Barnett,
<v Speaker 2>isn't it Jim Barnett's is where it all comes from?
<v Speaker 2>Isn't that where it comes from? Yeah? James E.
<v Speaker 1>Cornett, James E. Barnett, Yeah, yeah.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, jim Z.
<v Speaker 1>They called him jim Z his first okay ye, So yeah,
<v Speaker 1>it gets the enter to the floor, Guido gets thrown
<v Speaker 1>into the apron and then over the railing, and then
<v Speaker 1>he goes over the river as well.
<v Speaker 2>I still don't understand how Sally Gratziano is not dead.
<v Speaker 2>I know, I was totally I totally thought he died,
<v Speaker 2>but I was confusing with big Dick Dudley. He really
<v Speaker 2>I would have I would imagine he'd be He would
<v Speaker 2>have been dead in two thousand and one. Honest, they
<v Speaker 2>got looking at the size of.
<v Speaker 1>Him somewhere covering significant surface area.
<v Speaker 2>I mean, I just imagine he would get smothered in cholesterol.
<v Speaker 2>So they're by cholesterols.
<v Speaker 1>We're talking like one guy just twenty dollars door dash order,
<v Speaker 1>eighty five dollars door dash order.
<v Speaker 2>You know, and and and you know. The funny thing
<v Speaker 2>is is that you'd think he would be someone like
<v Speaker 2>kind of sitting inside his house waiting to be like
<v Speaker 2>fed basically, but he's out the door. He's at the door,
<v Speaker 2>like waiting the moment that fucker comes comes there. He's like,
<v Speaker 2>he wants give me my fucking food. Bro, like you
<v Speaker 2>imagine from Taco Bell, how set I will easily. Don't
<v Speaker 2>they have those boxes of ten yeah? Or yeah they
<v Speaker 2>have like giant Yeah. He gets like easily, really think
<v Speaker 2>easily easily. I mean I'd say that that might be
<v Speaker 2>an appetizer. And then he orders like Pizza Hut or.
<v Speaker 1>Something west b KFCs. They're both the same brands.
<v Speaker 2>Oh good point, well, pizza Hut too, I think yeah,
<v Speaker 2>so forty taking the over.
<v Speaker 1>Under that's on Sally's taco bell order.
<v Speaker 2>Uh, taking me over.
<v Speaker 1>That has all heads of wrestling implications taken there. You're
<v Speaker 1>damn right, I'm taking the over, damn right, fucking guy
<v Speaker 1>man like trips game over your damn right over.
<v Speaker 2>Oh God, just spare on my shut up. It's so
<v Speaker 2>like fucking moron, fucking.
<v Speaker 5>Me.
<v Speaker 2>Let me tell you something. You know, you know, when
<v Speaker 2>I when I first realized what that was, when you
<v Speaker 2>fucking taught me what over was, I have any fucking
<v Speaker 2>idea what he was talking about exactly. You know, like
<v Speaker 2>I sat there in ninety nine when he first said that,
<v Speaker 2>and it's like it took me. It took me two
<v Speaker 2>three years before I fucking realized, Oh it's a wrestling term.
<v Speaker 2>I get it.
<v Speaker 1>So clever you think it was. No one knew what
<v Speaker 1>the fucking talk.
<v Speaker 2>No one knew damn right them over. Yeah, I'm over it.
<v Speaker 1>Ye, Hey, you forgot one word there, A very important word.
<v Speaker 1>I don't know. You like his like conference with like
<v Speaker 1>you know, with the top button under, you know.
<v Speaker 2>Just like you know, there comes a point where you've
<v Speaker 2>got the bald guy with the beard, the beard, the
<v Speaker 2>fisherman's beard, and and it comes like a point where
<v Speaker 2>it's like something just it. It feels weird looking at him,
<v Speaker 2>like like I don't got the yeah for sure, and
<v Speaker 2>it just feels like like a giant mask, you know,
<v Speaker 2>like nothing about it is going out dressed as sand
<v Speaker 2>Sammy Patinkin for Halloween.
<v Speaker 1>Andy's not Sands, but.
<v Speaker 2>It's like all year round, he's got a fucking latex
<v Speaker 2>mask on his face. That's pretty funny.
<v Speaker 1>That's pretty like a misdoubt fire kind of mask, exactly.
<v Speaker 2>Exactly like he's if he's in a press conference where
<v Speaker 2>the ac is broken, all of a sudden, you seet
<v Speaker 2>like his eyeball drooping. Of course, I socket drooping down
<v Speaker 2>because his latex is melting under the.
<v Speaker 1>Heat, becoming problematic.
<v Speaker 2>Game over indeed, pass so yes brought Siano Sally Parmigano.
<v Speaker 2>Actually that's the wind, so actually it should be Sally
<v Speaker 2>Pepek parmesan What shouldn't. It's all this PVC piping doing
<v Speaker 2>here at Denny's. Oh just wait a minute.
<v Speaker 1>We're going to elevate it at a forty five degree
<v Speaker 1>angle and the kitchen is just gonna feed food items
<v Speaker 1>into the pipe and it's gonna go straight in a
<v Speaker 1>sal Parmegiano's face, and.
<v Speaker 2>Then you don't have another another pipe up his ass,
<v Speaker 2>so it goes right in and out, in and out
<v Speaker 2>right away.
<v Speaker 1>There's a there's a stable at New Japan Pro Wrestling
<v Speaker 1>called Just five Guys, and I was like, wow, they
<v Speaker 1>named it straight the after Sally Gratziano's diet.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah. Yeah, you can take that either two ways too.
<v Speaker 2>By the way, you could either take it as the
<v Speaker 2>Burger place or you know, basically the size of his
<v Speaker 2>portions he eats for five guys.
<v Speaker 1>And you know, Guido coming into this in the in
<v Speaker 1>the TV title tournament, heated so many wins, racked up
<v Speaker 1>back to back. The guy was on an enormous roll
<v Speaker 1>like Sally's Lunch.
<v Speaker 2>In fact, he was on such a role that Sally
<v Speaker 2>thought Guido was lunch. You stay on this role, buddy,
<v Speaker 2>and I'm gonna have to eat you manga.
<v Speaker 1>He gets the foot long cookie at subway.
<v Speaker 2>And he.
<v Speaker 1>And he puts the tip of the cookie on his
<v Speaker 1>tonsil and he takes his index finger on the other
<v Speaker 1>end of the cookie and he just pushes it down
<v Speaker 1>his tow.
<v Speaker 2>No cheering. It's going away. In the tunnel.
<v Speaker 1>It's like a woman in private parts.
<v Speaker 2>Throat.
<v Speaker 1>But he does it with a warm chocolate chip.
<v Speaker 2>And when it gets down, when it gets down on
<v Speaker 2>the end of it, it kind of, you know, it
<v Speaker 2>loses it's its momentum, and so it kind of squishes.
<v Speaker 2>And just.
<v Speaker 1>Hello, subway, Main Street. I get a question, Yes, can
<v Speaker 1>I rent out the subway for a private event? How
<v Speaker 1>many people are coming one?
<v Speaker 2>Just but for twenty?
<v Speaker 1>Well how many people you need working it?
<v Speaker 2>None?
<v Speaker 1>Just leave all the food out there.
<v Speaker 2>Just leave it out there. I'll clean up. Believe me,
<v Speaker 2>you have nothing left when I'm done. He can.
<v Speaker 1>It's it's his like quarterly treat, you know. When the
<v Speaker 1>check comes in. He rents out a subway and he draws.
<v Speaker 1>He dressed the blinds. He looks like it's like eight
<v Speaker 1>thirty at night, and like he looks out the glass
<v Speaker 1>door because they close for the day. He looks left
<v Speaker 1>to right in the parking lot and he just draws
<v Speaker 1>the blinds. And what goes on between eight thirty at
<v Speaker 1>midnight you wouldn't believe.
<v Speaker 2>And what's amazing is that when the when the employees
<v Speaker 2>come back the next morning, it is spots, spotless.
<v Speaker 1>No inventoryless, you know they foes and get new stuff in.
<v Speaker 1>But but you could fucking you could lick the floor.
<v Speaker 1>For some reason, it is just spot. I mean, well,
<v Speaker 1>he likes the ship that's on the floor, like there's
<v Speaker 1>there's flavor. There's there's flavoring on the floor. You know,
<v Speaker 1>it's good seasoning. I mean cold cuts, just like fisting them,
<v Speaker 1>just like a full and.
<v Speaker 2>Sometimes he lifts them up like buy its, you know, dangling.
<v Speaker 2>What's the next? Let me see what They don't make
<v Speaker 2>a meatball some alright, but I gotta have something war
<v Speaker 2>I'm heating it up.
<v Speaker 1>It's like eating slice of pizza while you're waiting for
<v Speaker 1>your dinner in the cafeteria college. You always eat a
<v Speaker 1>slice of pizza.
<v Speaker 2>Well, it's amazing I didn't. It's amazing I didn't end
<v Speaker 2>up his fucking size, honest to God, melted Sunday right
<v Speaker 2>every day. Ah Jesus Christ, I'm surprised I could. I'm
<v Speaker 2>surprised that my dorm bed didn't fucking collapse. I don't
<v Speaker 2>know after eating all that ship.
<v Speaker 1>Oh my god, it was so bad. They had no
<v Speaker 1>there was no regard. I mean they're vegan for some
<v Speaker 1>of those kids, but there was no regard for calories
<v Speaker 1>or anything.
<v Speaker 2>It was just like, well, that's it, like the moment
<v Speaker 2>because the moment you get in there once you because
<v Speaker 2>it wasn't like you paid for what you got, it
<v Speaker 2>was you pay to end. It's an entrance fee. Yeah,
<v Speaker 2>just fucking check off that thing. And then you go
<v Speaker 2>in there and it's like you get to eat whatever
<v Speaker 2>you want as long as you want.
<v Speaker 1>God, can you can you feel the inside of that
<v Speaker 1>dining room now with like that formal interior, like you know,
<v Speaker 1>it's like, oh my god.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah I can, I can right now. I think about
<v Speaker 2>I I I think about there. I remember one of
<v Speaker 2>those times you and you and I were having dinner
<v Speaker 2>down there, and it was really when my first experience
<v Speaker 2>realizing what it was like to be angry. Yeah, I remember, remember.
<v Speaker 2>I just remember going into UH. I was just so
<v Speaker 2>pissed off, like everything was fucking It was like so
<v Speaker 2>angry every when the people smiling, having a good time,
<v Speaker 2>enjoying their life. Fuck off. You don't even know what
<v Speaker 2>good things are, piece of ship. It's all fake. But
<v Speaker 2>then then we ate and.
<v Speaker 1>It's like, oh I feel better, like chicken patties.
<v Speaker 2>Chicken patties, maybe three slices of pizza and the burger
<v Speaker 2>and egg salad sandwich and a.
<v Speaker 1>Salad salad, well salad and makes it cross that off.
<v Speaker 1>You know that's right, cancel everything out. We have a salad.
<v Speaker 1>It's dessert times.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, that's really your only calories after you have the salad.
<v Speaker 2>So they're over the rail.
<v Speaker 1>Crazy pushes back here, damn right they are holy shit
<v Speaker 1>pushes back to guard rail because in ECW, when you
<v Speaker 1>dove over the rail, you just move the railing closer
<v Speaker 1>to the ring. So it was the same thing as
<v Speaker 1>a regular jump, except it was technically in the crowd
<v Speaker 1>because you move the rail up to the aps. So stupid,
<v Speaker 1>but they still talk a lot. He'll never clear it, styles,
<v Speaker 1>he'll never clear it, and he does with an side.
<v Speaker 2>As you see it's like as you get like a
<v Speaker 2>close up of the guys pushing the railing closer to
<v Speaker 2>the ring. He'll never clear. You'll never get over. He'll
<v Speaker 2>get over.
<v Speaker 1>At this point, he's going to do the shortest to
<v Speaker 1>side moonsalt, the least distance ever covered in the history business.
<v Speaker 2>Exactly, but there it is.
<v Speaker 1>He nails it nice pop Crazy with the ECW s
<v Speaker 1>at East to hear dst w T shirt when he wrestled.
<v Speaker 1>Sarah says, if he bucks the network anymore, the only
<v Speaker 1>job he'll have is when we do a remake of
<v Speaker 1>Chico and the Man Okay Style says, anything's possible. After
<v Speaker 1>Rock and Bowl, of course, that's a knock at TNN
<v Speaker 1>original programming that we referenced in part one, Guido comes
<v Speaker 1>in with a sling shot leg drop across.
<v Speaker 2>The Isn't that that's cheap day, isn't it? What rock
<v Speaker 2>and Bowl? And then rocks got a bowl? Okay of
<v Speaker 2>cereal rock? Yeah, kind of, I know.
<v Speaker 1>Super Crazy whipped to the corner, hip up in the corner,
<v Speaker 1>it was underneath. He climbs up, but Super Crazy cuts
<v Speaker 1>him off with the springboard flip power bomb. So he
<v Speaker 1>pulls Guido off the ropes with emphasis, and that's two
<v Speaker 1>to the floor they go, and Super Crazy springs off
<v Speaker 1>the rail and jumps into a Fuji are arm bar
<v Speaker 1>on the floor.
<v Speaker 2>Is Oh, yes he does, Yes, he does. I mean
<v Speaker 2>that's awesome, that was good. I'm a fan of that.
<v Speaker 1>He puts the arm bar on him right there on
<v Speaker 1>the outside, and then he drops him on the rail.
<v Speaker 1>Sally does drops Super Crazy on the rail back in
<v Speaker 1>Guido gets two cyrus, pleads with then to hook the
<v Speaker 1>arm bar again, but he doesn't even he mixes it
<v Speaker 1>up some more.
<v Speaker 2>I mean he talks about Guido's toughness too in regards
<v Speaker 2>to Billy Robinson.
<v Speaker 8>Guido is very very top.
<v Speaker 2>You don't go from training with Billy Robinson.
<v Speaker 1>And off be absolutely right yep, reverse whip backdrops. Super
<v Speaker 1>Crazy though, lends on the apron and comes outside him
<v Speaker 1>with a springboard, but he's cut down with a forum
<v Speaker 1>of Guido in midflight. That gets to and then Guido
<v Speaker 1>charges with a steel chair and misses Crazy gets his
<v Speaker 1>hands on the chair and crowns Guido with it and
<v Speaker 1>then does a top rope chair shot. So he goes
<v Speaker 1>up top with a chair and rains it down in
<v Speaker 1>Guido's head. That gets to Guido does what it takes
<v Speaker 1>to matter, does what it takes to be considered worthy
<v Speaker 1>and runs the race. Here and Danbury Corner, Mount Hunodos Tress.
<v Speaker 1>These count in Spanish when Super Crazy we do those punches.
<v Speaker 2>That's cool.
<v Speaker 1>He does side step with the charging Sally and lays
<v Speaker 1>into him as well. Frank Pepe's Graziano here and Darian Connecticut.
<v Speaker 2>Oh you're damn right. Oh absolutely, come on, there's no
<v Speaker 2>chance he has Pepe is no fucking no, no, come on.
<v Speaker 2>Absolutely he got like he had he had.
<v Speaker 1>Big white box and tomato.
<v Speaker 2>But you know about it. It's so good. It's so good.
<v Speaker 2>I love I love Pepe. Been in a while. There's
<v Speaker 2>a have you Have you been to the one? I mean,
<v Speaker 2>the real one in in uh in uh new Haven.
<v Speaker 2>It's really good, but I mean, I I enjoy any
<v Speaker 2>I've gathered. Yeah, people, it tastes much different. It was
<v Speaker 2>so so good.
<v Speaker 1>Now I need one the Politana style, big fucking frosty beverage.
<v Speaker 1>Bring that that.
<v Speaker 2>I love? How simple the menu like, there's nothing, there's
<v Speaker 2>nothing there. It's like, you know, you have like a
<v Speaker 2>couple of pie options. There's not there's no other food
<v Speaker 2>really this salad and stuff, Yep, there's not. It's so great.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I always know what's up. How much better things
<v Speaker 1>were be if every restaurant said we're gonna be known
<v Speaker 1>for one thing, it'd be so much better, so.
<v Speaker 2>Much easier, Like fucking cheesecake factory, many rights wherever.
<v Speaker 1>It's like mm hm, so crazy gets on sale shoulders
<v Speaker 1>and leaps into one of Guido's boots that gets to
<v Speaker 1>Sally holds him in other hooks is Guido whips him
<v Speaker 1>with a belt now, so they're double teaming crazy cover
<v Speaker 1>one two and Joey says Guido wanted an Italian deathmatch,
<v Speaker 1>which means anything goes. So this is notice qualification. I'm thinking,
<v Speaker 1>what the fuck are you talking about? Every single match
<v Speaker 1>in ECW is notice qualification?
<v Speaker 2>Was that the case?
<v Speaker 1>I didn't know if that case no one ever got
<v Speaker 1>dqued in the history of VCW. I mean maybe it
<v Speaker 1>happened before and someone's gonna well, actually, but you get
<v Speaker 1>my point. The prevailing wind was such a you know,
<v Speaker 1>that was something I th Doring points it out in
<v Speaker 1>a shoot interview. It's like, that's something's always fucked upbout
<v Speaker 1>ECW psychology is like, no one ever got dqued for
<v Speaker 1>doing the most inhumane things to each other. But when
<v Speaker 1>you put a submission on, you grab the rope that
<v Speaker 1>referee broke that fucking hold up. Every time, it's like,
<v Speaker 1>what are you gonna do to qualify me? There's qualification
<v Speaker 1>whip drop and crazy with the big leaping DDT that
<v Speaker 1>gets too crazy with the belt. Now he gets kicked
<v Speaker 1>whip is reversed and he starts Italian whipping Guido, famous
<v Speaker 1>for off the ropes by Guido gets too and Cyrus says,
<v Speaker 1>that will make you famous. So that's a shout out
<v Speaker 1>to Billy Gun's finisher. There, okay, Cyrus table loaded in
<v Speaker 1>the ring. Guido, because he's a shooter, puts crazy on
<v Speaker 1>a table. He climbs up mount Salsuvius as they called
<v Speaker 1>it when it's awful. They climbed up on Sally Gratziano
<v Speaker 1>and dropped an elbow and Gweed's kind of he misses
<v Speaker 1>questions the table. So then Sally tries to power mom,
<v Speaker 1>I'm super crazy, but crazy hurrican Ron is Sally. That's
<v Speaker 1>one thing Sally could could flip over for hurrican Ron
<v Speaker 1>at his size. That was a sight to see. And
<v Speaker 1>then he covers Guido as crazy and all that table wreckage.
<v Speaker 1>But that only gets too Cyrus says, what kind of to.
<v Speaker 2>Tall was he? How tall was Graziano?
<v Speaker 1>What's that again?
<v Speaker 2>How tall was Gratziana.
<v Speaker 6>Is?
<v Speaker 2>I mean, I can't tell if he's really tall or
<v Speaker 2>if these guys are just so short.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, they're exceptionally short, and these guys are junior heavyweight
<v Speaker 1>to buy most most industry definitions at the time, because
<v Speaker 1>he does look like a mountain compared to that right totally.
<v Speaker 1>And on that cell of the rana, Syrus says, what
<v Speaker 1>kind of torque do you need to have in your
<v Speaker 1>hips if you're super Crazy to get a six hundred
<v Speaker 1>pound man over in a hurricane rana?
<v Speaker 2>Well, I also wonder how much Porky had in his
<v Speaker 2>bill to.
<v Speaker 1>The corner Crazy with a kip up. Guido catches him
<v Speaker 1>and drives him down face first in ato the canvas
<v Speaker 1>for two, and then he does the moritado, which is
<v Speaker 1>the un prettier now it's blocked Crazy, It's a low
<v Speaker 1>blow and power bombs Guido onto the table wreckage, then
<v Speaker 1>does a springboard moon salt for the one, the two,
<v Speaker 1>and the three. Seven minutes forty seven seconds, Super Crazy
<v Speaker 1>defeats little Guido to advance to the TV tournament finals.
<v Speaker 2>That's a lot of action for eight minutes of time, and.
<v Speaker 1>I actually have to take it back. The one, two
<v Speaker 1>three was a totally false finish because the ref counted three,
<v Speaker 1>but it wasn't finished right right, and styles like starts
<v Speaker 1>talking about how he starts talking about Crazy is going
<v Speaker 1>to the finals even as they continue wrestling as if
<v Speaker 1>that was the finish. He just like looks through the
<v Speaker 1>fact that they fucked it up. Crazy picks him up
<v Speaker 1>then hits him with the brainbuster, because you got to
<v Speaker 1>add that, and that's kind of a dustiest point. You know,
<v Speaker 1>you went through the table, it's over. Like you don't
<v Speaker 1>pick a guy up from the wreckage of the table
<v Speaker 1>and hit him with another move. That's kind of I agree,
<v Speaker 1>I agree with that, but it's the brainbuster that gets
<v Speaker 1>the three Crazy advances. And they asked Rhino in a
<v Speaker 1>shoot interview with our video if he knew they were
<v Speaker 1>gonna put TV title on him before the tournament, and
<v Speaker 1>he figured Paul was gonna put a little swerve and
<v Speaker 1>told him the day of the show in dan Berry
<v Speaker 1>how it was actually all gonna play out with Crazy
<v Speaker 1>getting it. And he actually felt that he was kind
<v Speaker 1>of pissed off that they they decided the direction at
<v Speaker 1>the last minute because he felt given more time, him
<v Speaker 1>and Super Crazy could have had a better match than
<v Speaker 1>they do in the finals. He said, we really couldn't
<v Speaker 1>get together, and I was like, fuck main event in
<v Speaker 1>the pay per view. I just felt like the match
<v Speaker 1>was solid, but it wasn't you know, I didn't tell
<v Speaker 1>a great story. He said they had the stuff with
<v Speaker 1>Rob and everything at the end that was kind of
<v Speaker 1>you know, shoehorned in there. But he thinks they could
<v Speaker 1>have given the fans a better match. He was down
<v Speaker 1>on himself for a long time about that. Yeah, matching
<v Speaker 1>up with him and crazy really yeah, like still like
<v Speaker 1>even hates the match. Yeah, I don't know he hates it.
<v Speaker 1>I thought it was I think it was probably it
<v Speaker 1>probably was not used to having so little lead time
<v Speaker 1>to put a match.
<v Speaker 2>I like it. I didn't like it per se, but
<v Speaker 2>I know it wasn't that bad crazy music.
<v Speaker 1>He's going to advance Joey and Cyrus final match of
<v Speaker 1>the tournament.
<v Speaker 2>Like a Steve Austin type. Is he like a Steve
<v Speaker 2>Austin type Rhino?
<v Speaker 1>I don't know, no, not really. Yeah, that's like the
<v Speaker 1>only time the match that I've seen that I heard
<v Speaker 1>in the interview. But this, you know, Steve will shit
<v Speaker 1>on matches that his career is most celebrated.
<v Speaker 2>For, right exactly.
<v Speaker 1>That's what I was wondering, if like that this isn't
<v Speaker 1>a match that fin I was most celebrated for. Though,
<v Speaker 1>I have to say, I'm not sure what's on that
<v Speaker 1>short list, but not that he's bad. He's a good
<v Speaker 1>worker on stuff. But I just I don't know what
<v Speaker 1>is the best rhino match.
<v Speaker 2>I have no idea.
<v Speaker 1>You know, that's kind of there are some wrestlers like that,
<v Speaker 1>they're really solid. But yeah, you struggled to him a
<v Speaker 1>great match they've ever had, you know, Like to me,
<v Speaker 1>I think of his greatest match is one he's not
<v Speaker 1>even really in, which.
<v Speaker 2>Is the uh running.
<v Speaker 1>So Joey tells us that the CCWVD game is the
<v Speaker 1>first one rated M for mature, and then he says,
<v Speaker 1>look how real this video game is. It's unbelievable.
<v Speaker 2>Oh it's awful.
<v Speaker 1>They show gameplay styles versus Cyrus. You could play as
<v Speaker 1>Joey styles.
<v Speaker 2>And the I guess, I guess what's real is that
<v Speaker 2>there's blood in it, which is like every wrestling game
<v Speaker 2>has blood.
<v Speaker 1>And they had the fans chinning E c W constantly
<v Speaker 1>in the game, and they show Style's elbow them off
<v Speaker 1>the top.
<v Speaker 2>Rod did you say, did you say you played it
<v Speaker 2>or you had played it?
<v Speaker 1>I didn't have it. Yeah, it was exactly what I
<v Speaker 1>was wat was like as soon as I started playing
<v Speaker 1>it's like, oh my god, this is the exact same
<v Speaker 1>thing that the games.
<v Speaker 2>Used to be. So I hated it, hated it. I
<v Speaker 2>hated those. Yeah, it was so like derivative, you know.
<v Speaker 2>It's like it was so hard to like. It was
<v Speaker 2>like you really get bored with it pretty quickly. There
<v Speaker 2>was no you know, there was nothing you could really
<v Speaker 2>do with it. You couldn't have really good matches and
<v Speaker 2>you couldn't you couldn't like create storylines or anything like
<v Speaker 2>that exactly actually build programs like fucking no. Mercy was
<v Speaker 2>so great at that.
<v Speaker 1>Oh right, that was the difference with WF copied the
<v Speaker 1>ww game engine. It was like, yes, that's a game
<v Speaker 1>engine worth copying.
<v Speaker 2>That's a step up. This is a game engine that
<v Speaker 2>nobody asked for, right, yeah, exactly, nobody asked for it.
<v Speaker 2>Nobody a sequel, yep.
<v Speaker 1>So then we flash forward and bals mahone's in the ring.
<v Speaker 1>If you're watching Peacock, they skip us some stuff and uh,
<v Speaker 1>because he had the proprietary music as well, Kintaro Kennemora
<v Speaker 1>from Japan had come in with flames on his vest.
<v Speaker 1>This is over and an instant. I don't know what
<v Speaker 1>this is about. They say balls turning from Japan, he
<v Speaker 1>has living dangerously in his chair. He would often write
<v Speaker 1>the pay per view logo or draw the paper view
<v Speaker 1>logo on his chairs. Cyrus sy Joey is wasting the
<v Speaker 1>company's money to put himself over by constantly going into
<v Speaker 1>these monologues and also by showing the footage of himself
<v Speaker 1>beating up Cyrus on the video game. He considers that
<v Speaker 1>misuse of company.
<v Speaker 2>Finds maybe not wrong.
<v Speaker 1>So Kennamora sits across balsim Mahone's neck in the middle
<v Speaker 1>rope and it's a dropkick from the apron an outside.
<v Speaker 1>In Splash for two, Kenamora gets up hi sent on
<v Speaker 1>backsplashed by the Japanese competitor that gets too.
<v Speaker 2>Don't even fucking know what the hell's going on.
<v Speaker 1>He Namo charges him a spinebuster. They called it the
<v Speaker 1>ball breaker. I guess corprop frog splashed by balls gets too.
<v Speaker 1>He climbs again, gets cut off, superplexed by Kanamora hard
<v Speaker 1>chair to the head and Balls flips him off, dodges
<v Speaker 1>a chair shot whip reversed, Balls pulls him into a
<v Speaker 1>short arm clothes line, and then kennamar takes a crazy
<v Speaker 1>inside out bump Balls grabs him in the Nutcracker sweet
<v Speaker 1>on a chair one two three, It's over. I swear
<v Speaker 1>to god, that's it. It's uh oh was the point
<v Speaker 1>of that minute fifty eight? I have no idea why
<v Speaker 1>they bothered, no clue. There's probably some story, maybe Paul's
<v Speaker 1>flipping the bird to Japan. You know, it didn't take
<v Speaker 1>much for Paul to feel like you weren't properly reciprocating.
<v Speaker 1>I don't know if I was Cannamora. I fool all
<v Speaker 1>the way over there, and this was the finish I got,
<v Speaker 1>like what the fuck?
<v Speaker 2>So yeah, like this just seems like a complete waste
<v Speaker 2>of time.
<v Speaker 1>It's just a lightning fast match to get the new
<v Speaker 1>Jack angle going, and this is that fateful part of
<v Speaker 1>the show. So the ball these hit the ring, slide
<v Speaker 1>in total Angel Vic Rimes and they start attacking the money.
<v Speaker 1>They pancake him, Balls nearly lands on his head. They
<v Speaker 1>almost totally overrotate him and drop him on his fucking dome.
<v Speaker 1>Divid know an Angel, the Kingpin, the king of the streets.
<v Speaker 1>They placed him on a table on the outside. Grimes
<v Speaker 1>climbs to the top rope and does a front flip
<v Speaker 1>off the top end of the aisleway through a table.
<v Speaker 2>So I guess this is a Danbury, Connecticut peace street fight.
<v Speaker 1>Yes, the main streets. And so now Balls is taken
<v Speaker 1>out by the Baldi's And yeah, like I said, if
<v Speaker 1>you're watching it on Peacock, all of a sudden, the
<v Speaker 1>worst fucking generic movie music you've ever heard takes over.
<v Speaker 1>But this is what it sounded like at the time
<v Speaker 1>in real time.
<v Speaker 12>The four hundred pounder he called himself to see dropped
<v Speaker 12>another the authors for rimes.
<v Speaker 1>It is Jesus Christ.
<v Speaker 2>That's what expecting again everything now.
<v Speaker 6>He won't Jim stand new job.
<v Speaker 1>Jake's here when he came to a.
<v Speaker 2>Playing the boy start to do where your moment w
<v Speaker 2>get the prison coming back.
<v Speaker 5>It's like as a federal prison, not to flu like
<v Speaker 5>you take a Yeah he's gonna fail that.
<v Speaker 12>Can't we go do?
<v Speaker 6>Taking the.
<v Speaker 2>Can you check you're taking the bookies?
<v Speaker 1>Not playing his out.
<v Speaker 2>T mint after the flocks.
<v Speaker 4>Do not.
<v Speaker 6>Like he doesn't hamercause you don't like a railroads.
<v Speaker 2>And it chock bringing up who woos bringing right up?
<v Speaker 1>Hook here? Oh my, he puts a PlayStation Ontovito's balls
<v Speaker 1>and then smacks it with a crutch or a chair.
<v Speaker 2>Crazy.
<v Speaker 1>So he comes out with the trash can full of
<v Speaker 1>all kinds of ship guitars, crutches and the Federal prison stuff.
<v Speaker 1>So yeah, that that's kind of the song that would
<v Speaker 1>play on Loop the whole time.
<v Speaker 2>I just don't yeah, okay, I mean it's cool. It's
<v Speaker 2>a cool thing from to come out to that, and
<v Speaker 2>the pop was amazing. Yeah.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah. On the show, people just sat there waiting, you know,
<v Speaker 1>for that to hit, Like when Corino and that clip
<v Speaker 1>he was sucking by. It's either Danny Taz is going
<v Speaker 1>to come out to kill you, or it's that beginning
<v Speaker 1>sound of a bullet racing and Jack's coming. So he
<v Speaker 1>strums a guitar and crowns Angel with it. Grimes of
<v Speaker 1>Blindside Nwjack though he has a pizza cutter in his hand,
<v Speaker 1>but that's.
<v Speaker 2>Nothing unusual for VIC rimes. It's very true, probably from
<v Speaker 2>pep Base as well.
<v Speaker 1>This is indeed Dan Break Connecticut street fight. We're told
<v Speaker 1>new jackets crimes with a snowshovel, crimes with a low
<v Speaker 1>blow and throws Jack out of the ring and clothes
<v Speaker 1>lines them off the apron into the crowd. They go
<v Speaker 1>here we go, Beers thrown at their heads, these fans
<v Speaker 1>trying to tap up new jack as they wade.
<v Speaker 2>Through the people. You know what I hate about. One
<v Speaker 2>of the real things I hate about fights into the crowd.
<v Speaker 2>Mostly neither guys are concerned with whether they get hit
<v Speaker 2>or not by the fans and like no by each other.
<v Speaker 1>I know, they just like trade.
<v Speaker 2>They just kind of like right, they just kind of
<v Speaker 2>like walk and allow themselves to be hit, where I
<v Speaker 2>would be more interested in some guy running away, yeah,
<v Speaker 2>you know, and trying to get away from holl for
<v Speaker 2>some reason. Moving Like yeah, they're always moving in there,
<v Speaker 2>and they're walking at like kind of a slow pace.
<v Speaker 2>But it's like it just looks so phony iop it.
<v Speaker 1>Crowd brawling.
<v Speaker 2>I hate it.
<v Speaker 1>I think it's always so shitty when it's done.
<v Speaker 2>I mean, there have been times it's been done well,
<v Speaker 2>although I can't think of anyone off the top of
<v Speaker 2>my head, but I know I've enjoyed some of them,
<v Speaker 2>Like I think I enjoyed rock in Austin.
<v Speaker 1>Yeh at, Yeah, Austin had that brawling team and that's
<v Speaker 1>Downtown with science in his title, like he.
<v Speaker 2>He he was good with it. But it's really it's
<v Speaker 2>it's it's yeah, like when you start doing the it
<v Speaker 2>just looks lazy.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, you know it does, and it is by the way, Yeah,
<v Speaker 1>you get a rise out of the crowd. You have
<v Speaker 1>to do anything for like twenty minutes, and it's done
<v Speaker 1>too often, like it's too formula a part of shows
<v Speaker 1>now and then you've got security parting the red seas
<v Speaker 1>so you don't even get that crazy visual of the
<v Speaker 1>fans all over the wrestlers. It's like really really contrived. Anyway,
<v Speaker 1>these guys are walking to the gallows. Basically, it's I'm
<v Speaker 1>watching this thing. I'm like, these guys have no idea
<v Speaker 1>that they're slow walking to their death. Basically, yes, so
<v Speaker 1>Grimes is attacking him with the with a stanchion, taking
<v Speaker 1>forever out and the people. He arranges the tables just
<v Speaker 1>so at the bottom of the scaffolding. Grimes didn't didn't
<v Speaker 1>this guy marry Elon Musk Anyway, New Jack ran the
<v Speaker 1>razor for some reason. He's got a bleed in the
<v Speaker 1>middle of all this, even though right there's all this
<v Speaker 1>other ships.
<v Speaker 2>That happen, Like why why do you get a bleed too?
<v Speaker 2>Like what happens He's laid out on the table.
<v Speaker 1>Grimes puts a table on top of the other with
<v Speaker 1>new Jack sandwiched in between, and new Jack starts to
<v Speaker 1>stir as Grime starts to climb the scaffolding and he
<v Speaker 1>starts climbing up the other side, and instead of climbing
<v Speaker 1>down when he realizes Jack is.
<v Speaker 2>Coming up, he keeps going up. Yep, And guess what,
<v Speaker 2>you know, you know what, here's what Cyrus says about that.
<v Speaker 1>Oh he just got even a glimpse of that annoying
<v Speaker 1>music right there.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, it's the ratings, all right, but raperview Cyrus, that's right,
<v Speaker 2>I know, Like I was like, I don't I don't
<v Speaker 2>know if I can be proven per se.
<v Speaker 1>But okay, just as they get to the top, they
<v Speaker 1>take a faraway shot and it looks horrifying, as you
<v Speaker 1>can tell, they're trying to position themselves way higher than
<v Speaker 1>they have any right to be. Grant Grimes is standing uneasy,
<v Speaker 1>nothing under their feet if they take the wrong step, nothing,
<v Speaker 1>and it's just.
<v Speaker 2>Like it's just so it's unnecessarily risky, and it just
<v Speaker 2>looks awful. It's like it's like just basically because there's
<v Speaker 2>no there's no pinache to it.
<v Speaker 1>It's like walking into the electric chair.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, it's like it's like it's like in city, It's
<v Speaker 2>like you're on a diving board and you just walk
<v Speaker 2>off the board.
<v Speaker 1>Well, there may not be to it, but as far
<v Speaker 1>as Vick Rhymes goes, there is ghanash true. I wonder
<v Speaker 1>what he celebrated with. Well, probably one of those fucking
<v Speaker 1>like you know, colossal Sundays at friendlies afterwards, Oh for sure.
<v Speaker 1>So Grime sets himself up. New Jack has climbed up
<v Speaker 1>to him.
<v Speaker 2>And I fucking love those goddamn sundays and probably yeah,
<v Speaker 2>you and me and friends just took me back. That
<v Speaker 2>just took me back.
<v Speaker 1>So Grimes is thinking power bomb up there, But no,
<v Speaker 1>it's blocking. These guys can barely move. They're pretending like
<v Speaker 1>they're trying to do moves to each other, but they
<v Speaker 1>can't move.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, they can't do anything. It's too yep.
<v Speaker 1>So there's a nuts shot. You can tell they're talking.
<v Speaker 1>They're having a full dialogue up there as new Jack
<v Speaker 1>is you know, talked about. They're discussing how to do
<v Speaker 1>this thing and whether they should they stand there and
<v Speaker 1>new Jack takes a step backwards, a perilous step backwards
<v Speaker 1>so that he's on the other side of the scaffold
<v Speaker 1>from on another beam of the scaffold from Grimes. Grimes
<v Speaker 1>turns like no, just turn around.
<v Speaker 2>And then.
<v Speaker 1>Jack looks behind him, like you said, looks down at
<v Speaker 1>the tables, and it.
<v Speaker 2>Just goes dooks. He doesn't jump, he just falls yep,
<v Speaker 2>like nothing happened. There's no reason for him to have fallen, no.
<v Speaker 1>Reason at all. And he's holding the Crimes shirt as
<v Speaker 1>he's falling, and it pulls a little bit. But as
<v Speaker 1>we said, Grimes, instead of rocking forward with the momentum,
<v Speaker 1>goes pulls back for a second and then does a
<v Speaker 1>front flip, and that differential is enough to cause Grimes
<v Speaker 1>to land on top of Jack instead of next to him.
<v Speaker 1>Oh and it's just you just can't believe they did it,
<v Speaker 1>Like you just can't believe that they went all the
<v Speaker 1>way up there and then just jumped and landed on
<v Speaker 1>the concrete, Like, what the fuck is going on here?
<v Speaker 1>I know, what was your plan? You know, what was
<v Speaker 1>your plan? How do you jump from that high and
<v Speaker 1>land on the concrete and not die? I'm serious, I mean,
<v Speaker 1>that's that is the truth. No, Like you look at
<v Speaker 1>it like a second story window or something, or a
<v Speaker 1>third story window in a building. You're like, I would
<v Speaker 1>die if I jump down here, and these guy's fucking
<v Speaker 1>I don't know if it's that high, but.
<v Speaker 2>Yep, oh my god, well fifteen feet fifteen feet high.
<v Speaker 1>I mean, Grimes is front flipping just into the air.
<v Speaker 1>He's no idea where he's gonna land, no clue.
<v Speaker 2>Yep, yep, he could he could have. He could have
<v Speaker 2>fucking landed on his ass and like completely shattered his tailbomb.
<v Speaker 2>No fucking idea how they were going to land and
<v Speaker 2>do that chance c W rabidly, of course they do.
<v Speaker 2>Did they have what they want to see? New Jack?
<v Speaker 2>Of course? Out of his nose? Listen, listen, all right,
<v Speaker 2>every single person in this audience kind of want to
<v Speaker 2>see someone die when they come to NCW show. Okay,
<v Speaker 2>like you don't want to see someone die, but what
<v Speaker 2>a story would be. But it'd be pretty cool if
<v Speaker 2>it happened.
<v Speaker 1>And the possibility of it happening is you know, a
<v Speaker 1>bigger part of the reason you bought that ticket than
<v Speaker 1>you would admit.
<v Speaker 2>Yep, yep.
<v Speaker 1>And this is the closest I think they ever got
<v Speaker 1>to it, And the tone changes immediately from the announcers,
<v Speaker 1>Cyrus gets a little serious. I'm a little bit concerned here, Joey,
<v Speaker 1>he says. They come over to the ground, and security
<v Speaker 1>does and get Grimes to his feet, but nothing from
<v Speaker 1>new Jack and and styles know that this is right
<v Speaker 1>away on the replay. Well he actually even before the
<v Speaker 1>replay was able to appreciate that Grimes had landed on
<v Speaker 1>Newjack when you first watch it, not knowing, I think
<v Speaker 1>you don't necessarily know he lands on his head.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I no, you don't.
<v Speaker 1>He just kind of lands, you know, he lands awkwardly
<v Speaker 1>on top of him, but you don't really appreciate the
<v Speaker 1>head part of it. And we cut the hands high
<v Speaker 1>and fist pumping all around the all around the corpses
<v Speaker 1>or new Jack's corpse in particular, and I thought.
<v Speaker 2>This was like this, dude, they're just again the sadistic,
<v Speaker 2>the blood the bloods. Yeah, like I just.
<v Speaker 1>You know, I don't know if I ever really hopelessly
<v Speaker 1>addicted to holy shit moments, right, and it really it
<v Speaker 1>kind of hurts my soul a little bit, believe it
<v Speaker 1>or not.
<v Speaker 4>E C.
<v Speaker 2>Dub and it's listen not a fan. E C. Dub, No, thanks,
<v Speaker 2>I love it.
<v Speaker 1>I love it so much. Now this is a big thing.
<v Speaker 1>It's missing because of the dubbed over music on Peacock.
<v Speaker 1>This is like perverse ECW poetry here. Yeah, as new
<v Speaker 1>Jack is laying there and he having suffered this, this
<v Speaker 1>horrific uh splatter against Vic Grimes, they hit the point someone,
<v Speaker 1>oh where this wrings out over the building as he
<v Speaker 1>lies there on the brink of death.
<v Speaker 2>You're just moving. He come from above, forty.
<v Speaker 1>Beat up and it comes.
<v Speaker 5>I'm a.
<v Speaker 1>Flaming on top of.
<v Speaker 2>D Oh my god, I want to.
<v Speaker 1>I don't wanna you heard I don't want to die.
<v Speaker 2>Die.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, as he's dying, they're dying. I thought that was
<v Speaker 1>crazy when I first saw that. That is pretty fucking
<v Speaker 1>crazy rhymes being let out by security, you know, with
<v Speaker 1>his arms around their shoulders, barely able to stand. But
<v Speaker 1>it doesn't stop Vic Rimes from pumping his fist like
<v Speaker 1>trump after he got shot. That was a big part
<v Speaker 1>of the heat. We cut away to Joey and Cyrus
<v Speaker 1>on pay per view. They plugged the dates again in
<v Speaker 1>the merch catalog and all that they say do Jack
<v Speaker 1>has basically been crushed. Joey conflates Laurie's kfebe hospitalization with
<v Speaker 1>New Jack's forthcoming hospitalization.
<v Speaker 2>Just fucking looking at Don Callus makes me angry. Stupid
<v Speaker 2>face like this fucking and it's like his beak of
<v Speaker 2>a note.
<v Speaker 1>They sing the word tremendous. Ah, it's tremendous.
<v Speaker 2>God, he's such a fucking asshole.
<v Speaker 1>He touches the mic and aw they boo for like
<v Speaker 1>ten minutes. They don't let him talk. I let him
<v Speaker 1>say a single word, and he's just like he's so,
<v Speaker 1>he's so, he's such a plump, like he's not fat,
<v Speaker 1>you know, he's like he's.
<v Speaker 2>No, he's like he's he's like he's got like that
<v Speaker 2>kind of he looks like a like a bird, like
<v Speaker 2>a frumpy bird man Like, like he looks like one
<v Speaker 2>of those birds that has kind of a you know,
<v Speaker 2>he's like a pigeon. Really, that's what he is. He's
<v Speaker 2>a he's a he's a pigeon. He's a fucking like
<v Speaker 2>you look at him and you're just disturbed, you know,
<v Speaker 2>like he's weird because he's got like long torso but
<v Speaker 2>short legs and a long dome fucking long head. Like
<v Speaker 2>just remember them. TV showed the head that's him totally.
<v Speaker 1>He's got like Marge Simpson's.
<v Speaker 2>Right, it's just it's just it's skin and bone.
<v Speaker 1>I don't know what your problem about. He's easy on
<v Speaker 1>the eye as far as I'm concerned. Oh my god,
<v Speaker 1>he's the guiding hand, the invisible hand, he tells himself.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, yeah, yeah, invisible hand up. Miasm. Yeah.
<v Speaker 1>So I think this is the closest we've ever gotten
<v Speaker 1>to a moment, akin to when Bill Mercer equates the
<v Speaker 1>death in real life of Gino Hernandez with another tragedy,
<v Speaker 1>the blindness of Chris Adams, which is a total work.
<v Speaker 1>When Joey Styles, in the same so somber tone of
<v Speaker 1>voice talks about Lori Fullington's hospitalization after the work dangle
<v Speaker 1>and now New Jack's medical emergency as well, puts him
<v Speaker 1>on the same keel there for a moment, the same
<v Speaker 1>you're talking about matches to come, and Styles points out
<v Speaker 1>Rob van Dam was twenty three months television champion before
<v Speaker 1>he was stripped by Cyrus and the network, and Cyrus said,
<v Speaker 1>RVD broke his leg. I want what's good for the people,
<v Speaker 1>and the ECW TV title had to be defended on
<v Speaker 1>television and it wasn't being so he's the director, he says. Director,
<v Speaker 1>he says among his titles are the director of Fan
<v Speaker 1>Improvement for the network. That is funny.
<v Speaker 2>That's all right, I'll take that improvement. Are you improving fans?
<v Speaker 1>Well, TNT thinks it has to improve the fans instead
<v Speaker 1>of the show. I can imagine. Hey, I agree, that
<v Speaker 1>was a big bishof thing. Remember we're going to improve
<v Speaker 1>the fans by hiring models to sit there and hiring
<v Speaker 1>people that look like their hip to sit in the
<v Speaker 1>front row at these shows.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah. Yeah, when you start, when you start hiring people
<v Speaker 2>to watch your show, there's a you're starting to lose something,
<v Speaker 2>something's missing.
<v Speaker 1>They cut out just incredibles entrance on Peacock, he came
<v Speaker 1>out to prongs.
<v Speaker 2>I knew they cut out something. I knew they cut
<v Speaker 2>out something. It was very a very abrupt right cut
<v Speaker 2>it is.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, Storm is suddenly in the ring with the mic,
<v Speaker 1>but Credible came out to prongs, snap your finger, snap
<v Speaker 1>your neck, which is which is a pretty heavy fucking
<v Speaker 1>metal song. Back then, so Storm with the mic, He says,
<v Speaker 1>where ready to take out Dreamer and Tanaka and they
<v Speaker 1>don't have our belts? Awesome Raven, you you do get
<v Speaker 1>your ass out here. We want the belts back, and
<v Speaker 1>they have a fake come out and play by offspring
<v Speaker 1>song for Raven and Raven an awesome fire out of
<v Speaker 1>the back and we're underway. And as far as Raven's
<v Speaker 1>position of the company, just quickly from Scott Williams book
<v Speaker 1>on ECW, Raven said that, contrary to what Hayman some
<v Speaker 1>others in and around the company thought, he had not
<v Speaker 1>intended simply to wait out his no compete and then
<v Speaker 1>bolt to the WWF at this point in time. When
<v Speaker 1>he signed back up at the ECW in August of
<v Speaker 1>nineteen ninety nine, Raven had intended to stay. I thought
<v Speaker 1>ECW was going to go places with them getting TNN,
<v Speaker 1>he said. I didn't realize Paul. He was so burnt out.
<v Speaker 1>My drug use had gotten bad by then too. When
<v Speaker 1>Paul took it as me not caring, in my mind,
<v Speaker 1>I thought that Paul was fumbling the ball, and I
<v Speaker 1>thought if he didn't give a shit, then I wasn't
<v Speaker 1>going to give a shit. That doesn't mean I was
<v Speaker 1>going to go out there and just lay down, because
<v Speaker 1>I'd never do that. But there's a definite difference between
<v Speaker 1>bringing your A game and bringing your B game. So
<v Speaker 1>this is a Raven's B game if you're keeping score
<v Speaker 1>at home, Okay, sure nothing. An addict loves more than
<v Speaker 1>like to say, oh well he doesn't care, then fuck it.
<v Speaker 1>I'm we went high again, Like they're sitting there waiting
<v Speaker 1>for someone to like not you know what I mean?
<v Speaker 1>That was separate so they can go get fire up again?
<v Speaker 2>What's wrong with that?
<v Speaker 1>Raven an Awesome ber A Storm Incredible versus dreaming Er Tanaka,
<v Speaker 1>a three way for the tag titles is up next
<v Speaker 1>year at Living Dangerously, Mike Still with his ECW title on,
<v Speaker 1>lifts Landstorm to a stout power bomb and Raven tosses
<v Speaker 1>Just Incredible out of the ring. Mike Austin clear is
<v Speaker 1>the top rope with a big plancha down onto the
<v Speaker 1>floor and to Just Incredible and Jason who was the
<v Speaker 1>third man UH in the Impact players UH saved by
<v Speaker 1>him reaching out at the very last second. Mike Austin
<v Speaker 1>would have had a nasty landing. Indeed, if a Credible
<v Speaker 1>didn't make that adjustment, or maybe it was Jason Gas
<v Speaker 1>the credit for catching Awesome. Anyway, Raven with a drop
<v Speaker 1>toe hold into the chair.
<v Speaker 2>It's pretty crazy, like like what the like, what the fuck? Like,
<v Speaker 2>that's just it's insane.
<v Speaker 1>That Dive was Undertaker Dives twenty five. Yeah, yeah, it's
<v Speaker 1>an incredible launch.
<v Speaker 2>I mean, I think I think awesome is a really
<v Speaker 2>it's it's it's it's too bad he never really there
<v Speaker 2>was so much potential there. I agree with him, and
<v Speaker 2>he never really got a chance to to kind of
<v Speaker 2>establish himself on on a grander stage.
<v Speaker 1>Paul was going for it with him, you know, but
<v Speaker 1>he just he it wasn't getting paid, so fuck that.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, no, I know, And that's the thing of like
<v Speaker 2>just a shame. It's a shame. A ww didn't know
<v Speaker 2>what to do with him. I mean, he's just so
<v Speaker 2>easy to book. It's just so simple, Like he bring
<v Speaker 2>him in as a fucking powerhouse totally, because the thing,
<v Speaker 2>the beauty of it is is that because he's so quick,
<v Speaker 2>he's so agile, it's a great way to you can
<v Speaker 2>book him in a way. They could have booked him
<v Speaker 2>so that he comes in like like a powerhouse and
<v Speaker 2>you know, he does like your typical powerhouse things and
<v Speaker 2>you kind of see him squash jobbers or something like that,
<v Speaker 2>and then all of a sudden he does something remarkable
<v Speaker 2>like this launch over the top rope, and it's like,
<v Speaker 2>holy shit, you know, like you establish him, you can
<v Speaker 2>you can really change. Change is the perception of him
<v Speaker 2>by starting him off as something kind of basic and
<v Speaker 2>and and run of the mill. But then it's kind
<v Speaker 2>of all of a sudden, Yeah, he's writing people around.
<v Speaker 2>He's clearly a powerhouse. And then his time goes You're
<v Speaker 2>like this guy can do everything. Yeah, yeah, and then
<v Speaker 2>he fucking does a shooting start press and bracesn exactly Raven.
<v Speaker 1>With a drop to hold into the steel chair, does
<v Speaker 1>the snot rag spot he used to do. Now more
<v Speaker 1>fake music becomes Tommy Dreamer, not to Allison chains Man
<v Speaker 1>in the box. Unfortunately on Peacock, Dreamer and Tanaka fire
<v Speaker 1>out of a locker room and he DDT's Raven for
<v Speaker 1>two does Dreamer. Maka and Mike Awesome comes up and
<v Speaker 1>lifts and sits out with a power bomb on Tanaka
<v Speaker 1>as they always used to do. That gets to Tanaka
<v Speaker 1>and Awesome in the ring mixing it up is to
<v Speaker 1>knock a mose him down with Larry Atto Storm of
<v Speaker 1>Incredible now onto Masado Tanaka. They lift him up and
<v Speaker 1>Storms drop kicks them off of a credible lift. So
<v Speaker 1>it's like the heart attack, but instead of a clothesline,
<v Speaker 1>it's a drop kick and a nod to uh sure,
<v Speaker 1>Storm's Calgary brethren, and that gets a two on Tanaka.
<v Speaker 1>We now have a pure six brawl here in Danbury.
<v Speaker 1>Dreamer drops Raven, Storm is tossed to the floor credible
<v Speaker 1>two by Masado Tanaka, and then Raven and Dreamer have
<v Speaker 1>some shine spots in the ring. Dreamer hits a bulldog.
<v Speaker 1>There's the folding chair, incredibles rammed into it. A table
<v Speaker 1>gets loaded into the ring, and Raven does a bulldog
<v Speaker 1>bulldog's Dreamer into the corner of the table, which is interesting,
<v Speaker 1>like instead of going through the table, yeah, breaks off
<v Speaker 1>the end of him. Yeah, that's kind of cool. I'll
<v Speaker 1>craple off. I'm not sure they even did it on purpose.
<v Speaker 1>Awesome then nail storms back with a chair and then
<v Speaker 1>Raven does a drop to hold on Dreamer into the
<v Speaker 1>corner of the table is mentioned, and that gets a
<v Speaker 1>two count. Awesome comes in and cuts down to knock
<v Speaker 1>up the clothes line style says Awesome and Raven were
<v Speaker 1>brought together due to their hatred of Dreamer in Tanaka.
<v Speaker 1>This odd couple getting an explanation there tables cornered Awesome
<v Speaker 1>with Tanaka. He lifts he's gonna power bomb him into
<v Speaker 1>the leaned up table, but Tanaka drops down to save
<v Speaker 1>his ass, ducks clothes line backdrop driver sends Awesome flying
<v Speaker 1>into the table in the corner. That gets a light
<v Speaker 1>easy dub chant and then to knock A signals that
<v Speaker 1>he's gonna hit hit him in with the elbow, drop
<v Speaker 1>the elbow pad, but he ducks a mic Awesome clothes
<v Speaker 1>line and then a roaring elbow by beside out. Tanaka
<v Speaker 1>drops Mike Awesome and he covers the world champion one
<v Speaker 1>two three, Masi up to Knocka pins Mike Awesome, which
<v Speaker 1>tells you they were gonna buid towards these two going
<v Speaker 1>for the belt again. Yeah, if Awesome hadn't bolted.
<v Speaker 2>And I'm okay with that. Get Raven out of my
<v Speaker 2>fucking TV fast.
<v Speaker 1>As we know in trouble thread environments, in easy dub
<v Speaker 1>three way dances, it's elimination style. So this simply means
<v Speaker 1>that we will have new champs Raven and uh uh
<v Speaker 1>sorry Yeah, Raven and Mike Ausame are gone now and
<v Speaker 1>we go to the remaining teams. Just Incredible and Lance
<v Speaker 1>Storm versus Tommy Dreamer to knock. A Credible comes in
<v Speaker 1>and smacks to knock upside the head with the Singapore
<v Speaker 1>Cane and the Impact players double team Dreamer and the corner.
<v Speaker 1>Dreamer has bladed for the industry as well, so we've
<v Speaker 1>got color and yet another match here incredible with the
<v Speaker 1>whipon to boot and no DDT while swinging in the air.
<v Speaker 1>That gets too incredible with this just incredible of the
<v Speaker 1>original George s guy. Yeah, the first coming of John
<v Speaker 1>Cena is Tommy Hill Austin.
<v Speaker 2>Austin was a George guy too, That's true. Tag to tag.
<v Speaker 1>Lance Storm comes in with the job breaker and a
<v Speaker 1>great dropkick for two. They're holding open Tommy Dreamer for
<v Speaker 1>a just incredible slap and now we need to tag
<v Speaker 1>for some reason. Suddenly the rules apply and we have
<v Speaker 1>to have legal men. I know, I don't get it
<v Speaker 1>makes no sense. Dreamer worked over in the corner. A
<v Speaker 1>Credible pulls Dreamer out of the corner where that power
<v Speaker 1>bomber used to do where you're like on your back
<v Speaker 1>and he lifts you up and drops and.
<v Speaker 2>And here's what I think is hilarious. The Dreamer then
<v Speaker 2>slaps the mat like he has more energy than a
<v Speaker 2>fucking child, right, But he doesn't run and make the tag.
<v Speaker 2>He just slaps the mat.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, because he didn't have to tag. It's easy, dub, Well,
<v Speaker 1>just don't blame the guy.
<v Speaker 2>Certainly does, but like, why don't you fucking instead of
<v Speaker 2>if you're if you're hurting and you've been being beaten on,
<v Speaker 2>but you have enough energy to fucking slap the mat
<v Speaker 2>after you get power bombed, but you can't go over
<v Speaker 2>and make the tag.
<v Speaker 1>Absolutely, It's just it's it's it's stupid. Yeah. It always
<v Speaker 1>kind of fell apart when they do these multiple mans
<v Speaker 1>because it was like, I mean, they'd be good and
<v Speaker 1>entertaining and stuff, but it's like you had to just
<v Speaker 1>like throw your idea of wrestling out of the window
<v Speaker 1>and just sit there and watch the chaos because if
<v Speaker 1>you try to actually like follow who's gonna who win
<v Speaker 1>and who loss, it was like there'd be pinfalls and
<v Speaker 1>no one would pop. It would be like what that's
<v Speaker 1>why did that move?
<v Speaker 4>Do him?
<v Speaker 1>Like we just saw something so much more violent ten
<v Speaker 1>minutes ago that wasn't the finish and there's like a
<v Speaker 1>small package or a DDT that finishes it. I was
<v Speaker 1>always overthing ECW. I feel like, so Dreamer dodges Incredible
<v Speaker 1>accidentally super kicked his own partner land Storm, and then
<v Speaker 1>Dreamer ddts him and Tanaka comes in. Dreamer tags Tanaka,
<v Speaker 1>who comes in swinging on every one, hits a blue
<v Speaker 1>thunder driver on Lance Storm for two. Whip is reversed
<v Speaker 1>and Tanaka kicks catches a lariat. Jason comes into double lift,
<v Speaker 1>double stunner from Tanaka and Dreamer the cover, but Credible
<v Speaker 1>makes the absolutely credible purchase. Dreamer up in a piggyback
<v Speaker 1>position and beside out Tanaka with a diamond cutter, flying
<v Speaker 1>off the ropes, taking Storm off of Dreamer's shoulders and
<v Speaker 1>planting him into the canvas face first one two, very
<v Speaker 1>close near fall, Like, why does Tommy Dreamer have color
<v Speaker 1>in this match?
<v Speaker 2>What is the point? What is the point of Tommy Dreamer?
<v Speaker 1>Quarter mountain, quarternmount punches now by the baby faces just
<v Speaker 1>Incredible throws to Knaka out of the ring, and then.
<v Speaker 2>You know you mentioned it before, but this is the
<v Speaker 2>first time I mentioned it in uh In on the show,
<v Speaker 2>but the impact of the mat is insanely crazy.
<v Speaker 1>They used to mic those mats up, but when you
<v Speaker 1>got house shows, it was the same thing. That have
<v Speaker 1>big speakers and that have the mics under the ring,
<v Speaker 1>and it was like the noise of the ring wouldn't
<v Speaker 1>just happen at the locus of the ring, it would
<v Speaker 1>travel like a promo sound into the people. Yeah, they
<v Speaker 1>were very That was a key part of ECW was
<v Speaker 1>micing that ring in that way. It always sounded like
<v Speaker 1>that when they took bumps. And then Tommy Dreamer gets
<v Speaker 1>him up for the Spacoli driver, but smacked just incredible
<v Speaker 1>hits him in the head with a cane, and then
<v Speaker 1>Storm hits the reverse DDT but that only gets two.
<v Speaker 1>Tanaka then hits the diamond dust which is like the
<v Speaker 1>flipping stunner on an unsuspected him in the.
<v Speaker 2>Head with a Glenn Jacobs.
<v Speaker 1>What's that?
<v Speaker 2>You hit him and hit him in the head with
<v Speaker 2>a Glenn Jacobs.
<v Speaker 1>A dustin diamond and then Storm pile drives Kaka, and
<v Speaker 1>then Dreamer tries pile driver, but justin credible hits him
<v Speaker 1>with one of the tag belts in the face. Spike
<v Speaker 1>Pile Driver by Justin Credible in a cover by Lance Storm.
<v Speaker 1>One two and three, nine minutes and six seconds, the
<v Speaker 1>Impact Players defeat Mike Awsome and Raven and Tommy Dreamer
<v Speaker 1>and Masato Tanaka to become new ECW World Tag Team Champions.
<v Speaker 1>Here at Living Dangerously two thousand, Cyrus totally marks out
<v Speaker 1>to the Impact Players, getting the straps back because they
<v Speaker 1>are network approved.
<v Speaker 2>I'm over this show, Don.
<v Speaker 1>Marie and Jason out to celebrate. Belts hoisted, Cyrus jumps
<v Speaker 1>out of the ring and embraces his fellow Canadian, Lance
<v Speaker 1>Storm and the kiss up to the network spineless Windbag
<v Speaker 1>Styles calls them and Cyrus grabs the mic as Don
<v Speaker 1>Marie's bouncing up and down and says, I'm here to
<v Speaker 1>tell you the network very much approves of the new
<v Speaker 1>ECW Tag Team Champions, and there's hugs with Don Brie.
<v Speaker 1>They shake Jason's hand and they say the word of
<v Speaker 1>the Stream Championship Wrestling is finally right again tonight. The
<v Speaker 1>Impact Players the greatest team in network in ECW history,
<v Speaker 1>and they've delivered the goods for myself and for the network,
<v Speaker 1>and of course the tag belts were swiftly vacated in
<v Speaker 1>April when Mike Awesome leaves town. The titles were vacated
<v Speaker 1>after Just Incredible threw down the belt right before he
<v Speaker 1>challenged Tommy Dreamer and became ECW World Champion at the Arena,
<v Speaker 1>and it was it was a point of friction for
<v Speaker 1>ECW fans because the title was just I mean literally
<v Speaker 1>that the tag title Reign of Credible and Storm ended
<v Speaker 1>because Just Incredible just threw the belt down and didn't
<v Speaker 1>care about it anymore. He didn't lose it. There was
<v Speaker 1>there was nothing. There's no like formal stripping or anything.
<v Speaker 1>It was kind of a this isn't going nowhere because
<v Speaker 1>of the chaos caused by Mike Ausam's departure.
<v Speaker 2>Really yeah, pretty much.
<v Speaker 1>And now, just to cap off the night's proceedings and
<v Speaker 1>to make a very very happy network executive Cyrus says,
<v Speaker 1>I'm gonna sit here at ringside and watch well, the
<v Speaker 1>network's hand pick successor to Rob Van Dam wins the
<v Speaker 1>ECW television title. He introduces Ryano to the people, the
<v Speaker 1>network's favorite, and the man monster Rhino comes out. This
<v Speaker 1>was Rhino with an I, not Rhino with a Y,
<v Speaker 1>as WW would name him God knows what reason that
<v Speaker 1>that was.
<v Speaker 2>Oh, I didn't come up with it. Yeah, I don't,
<v Speaker 2>wasn't wasn't. I feel like JR. May like I feel
<v Speaker 2>like he was. Rhino was one of those guys where
<v Speaker 2>he uh JR. Was would go on the Ross Report
<v Speaker 2>blog there and he would talk about how we got
<v Speaker 2>Rohino coming in, but he won't be known as Rhino
<v Speaker 2>when he comes to WWE. Oh really, I don't remember
<v Speaker 2>something like that he was. He used to always do
<v Speaker 2>that with a bunch of guys where he'd like say,
<v Speaker 2>you know, you know, you know him as this, but
<v Speaker 2>he's not going to be that when he comes when
<v Speaker 2>he comes to work, when he ends up here, he
<v Speaker 2>said the same thing. But see him punk once.
<v Speaker 1>Oh interesting, that's one thing you've got me on the
<v Speaker 1>Ross Report. I used to there was periods when I
<v Speaker 1>would read it, but I don't remember. I don't know
<v Speaker 1>the recall of it.
<v Speaker 2>That you do to me. That was my news, That's
<v Speaker 2>where I got it. That was news.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, that's why he did it. And Sarah says, uh,
<v Speaker 1>isn't Rhino going to look good with that East w
<v Speaker 1>television title around? His ways to Kerno comes out with
<v Speaker 1>Jack Victor Lie. Sarah says, what the network wants is
<v Speaker 1>what the network gets, and I personally don't give a
<v Speaker 1>rats ask whether you like it, whether that is it,
<v Speaker 1>Hayman likes it. The fact is, when the network wants something,
<v Speaker 1>by god, Rhyano, the network gets it, and I don't
<v Speaker 1>care who likes it. And Polly he says, I'm so
<v Speaker 1>motherfucking sick of the goddamn network.
<v Speaker 2>He here he comes, the old thing, for here he comes,
<v Speaker 2>he comes out this whole fucking, this whole fucking thing.
<v Speaker 4>Who likes that?
<v Speaker 9>And who.
<v Speaker 1>Damn fucking that work?
<v Speaker 9>Here comes the boss a CW owner and executive producer,
<v Speaker 9>Pull Haymond, and can you appreciate that?
<v Speaker 12>It's like the man on TNN. I thought it was
<v Speaker 12>the greatest fucking thing that ever happened me c W.
<v Speaker 12>What till I learn that we had a deal with
<v Speaker 12>a fucking.
<v Speaker 2>Asshole like you?
<v Speaker 6>Don't make me come down there with Ryo Hayman.
<v Speaker 2>Why you old it quite going down my fucking air?
<v Speaker 6>What big boy?
<v Speaker 1>I want no problems with you.
<v Speaker 2>I want no problem with you.
<v Speaker 5>You've got a problem too, late, Hurtner, With all due respect,
<v Speaker 5>you've got a show to run. And I have some
<v Speaker 5>un in his business with that asshole Joe Cooder.
<v Speaker 6>Watch about IRA's your teeth out one more time, fat man.
<v Speaker 5>I think I echo the sentiments of Paul Hayman and
<v Speaker 5>everybody involved with ECW when I say we're tired of
<v Speaker 5>your network, this network that, and tonight, Cyrus you go down,
<v Speaker 5>your man goes down, and the network goes down.
<v Speaker 2>Right fucking good stuff.
<v Speaker 1>I'm glad he said fucking, because if he didn't say fucking,
<v Speaker 1>it would have been the shits.
<v Speaker 2>I just it's so it's so contrived. It's them trying
<v Speaker 2>to make this feel like a main event when it's not. Yeah.
<v Speaker 1>No, they're like dressing it up with all this. You
<v Speaker 1>notice how like they they try to almost merge the
<v Speaker 1>two matches, the tag title match in this one, to
<v Speaker 1>like it's a continuous segment. It's like a continuous shot
<v Speaker 1>in a film. Yeah right, it's it's to distract from
<v Speaker 1>the fact that if they let everyone cool down and
<v Speaker 1>then Super Crazy and Rhino just came out to the ring,
<v Speaker 1>people like, really, this is the main event, but here
<v Speaker 1>it's like this, it's like the main event started and
<v Speaker 1>you don't even realize it. And you're actually reacting to
<v Speaker 1>people who are over they can cut promos on like
<v Speaker 1>a Rhino, I'm super crazy. So it's not it's not
<v Speaker 1>it's not a great place to be, but they they
<v Speaker 1>it's it's just like I I.
<v Speaker 2>You know, it's that it's that kind of thing where
<v Speaker 2>they're they're making like stuff that's not wrestling into the storyline,
<v Speaker 2>and it's like, you know what, why what we want?
<v Speaker 1>Rarely wrestlers are trying to win the title because there's
<v Speaker 1>a lot of money there and that's the fucking thing.
<v Speaker 1>That's what they're there to do. There's no mind paid
<v Speaker 1>to the superstructure of the thing. You know, we don't
<v Speaker 1>need to hear about Roger good L during an NFL game,
<v Speaker 1>We don't need to hear about Stern during any game.
<v Speaker 2>Just stop right.
<v Speaker 1>So Crazy versus Rhino may event time style screaming. Rhino
<v Speaker 1>represents TN the network. He was a hand chosen successor
<v Speaker 1>to RVD. Keep driving that home. Super Crazy comes in
<v Speaker 1>with a springboard drop kick on Rhino and clears Malino
<v Speaker 1>with a flip dive, jumping over the referees back to
<v Speaker 1>the floor onto Rhino with a plancha back in corner
<v Speaker 1>to corner. Whit Crazy with the middle rope moon Salt,
<v Speaker 1>but it gets caught and Rhino sits out with it
<v Speaker 1>to no reaction whatsoever.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, right exactly.
<v Speaker 1>Style says the lasting ECW needs from that overbearing network
<v Speaker 1>TNN is to have our TV title. So there's quite
<v Speaker 1>a bit on the line here. Irish Whip. Super Crazy
<v Speaker 1>holds on in a backdrop attempt. Rhino goes to the apron,
<v Speaker 1>the right hand is blocked and Super Crazy kind of
<v Speaker 1>like forces him off. We want Sandman chance start breaking out.
<v Speaker 2>That's not going to happen. Well it actually it is.
<v Speaker 2>It does, but you know it's kind of funny.
<v Speaker 1>They can predict it almost. Yeah, Super Crazy planches whips reverse.
<v Speaker 1>Crazy goes over the rail on the outside of the
<v Speaker 1>ring and then Rhino positions a table. He loads Crazy
<v Speaker 1>back in hits a suplex for two. That table come
<v Speaker 1>into play later Irish Whip. He lifts Crazy high and
<v Speaker 1>Crazy crashes into the canvas. Rhino then with a gorilla
<v Speaker 1>press and drops Super Crazy over the top rope, face
<v Speaker 1>first down to the floor on to the fucking table.
<v Speaker 1>Not a pleasant ride, and that gets an my God
<v Speaker 1>from Joey and Easy Dup chants all around. Ryder lifts him.
<v Speaker 1>You think he's gonna press him in the ring, and
<v Speaker 1>he just walks over and throws him.
<v Speaker 2>Out of the ring. It's pretty crazy.
<v Speaker 1>Rya rolls him back in for a cover that only
<v Speaker 1>gets too Rhino with a power bomb.
<v Speaker 2>It's just say it's not super crazy, but it's pretty crazy.
<v Speaker 1>He does a Dean malinko Wes power bomb, stack up
<v Speaker 1>baby one two not enough style, says that he's not
<v Speaker 1>the object.
<v Speaker 2>What was it?
<v Speaker 1>Something he does not want the network I holding the
<v Speaker 1>title under any circumstances. I oh yeah, he admits, I'm
<v Speaker 1>not going to be objective here. You know, I have
<v Speaker 1>a rooting interest. Run Up positions the table up in
<v Speaker 1>the corner. He goes for power bomb, but super Crazy
<v Speaker 1>lands on his feet, shot under the corner, kip up,
<v Speaker 1>Rhino charges ye super Crazy gets out of the way
<v Speaker 1>and Rhino goes the table under the leap front. He's
<v Speaker 1>super Crazy Crazy then climbs the opposite corner, does a
<v Speaker 1>soaring cross body block, but that only gets two. Crazy
<v Speaker 1>then charges and Rhino chops him down with the clothesline.
<v Speaker 1>Steve Corino's out there getting heat on the outside of
<v Speaker 1>the ring. All kinds of help for this one, all
<v Speaker 1>kinds of supporting cast Yep, everyone's working all the time, Rhino.
<v Speaker 2>Everybody.
<v Speaker 1>Crazy rolls all the way through until he finds a
<v Speaker 1>d DT in mid motion.
<v Speaker 2>That was a cool spot.
<v Speaker 1>And then he goes first, second, and third turn buckle
<v Speaker 1>for that triple moon salt. But for some reason when
<v Speaker 1>he gets to the top, rh Rhino pulls on the ropes.
<v Speaker 1>I guess, I don't know, and Crazy lands to Jerry,
<v Speaker 1>gets in the ring, blows miss and super Crazy's face
<v Speaker 1>kicks him in the head. Does that seated dropkick he
<v Speaker 1>used to do, and Crazy does the great cell where
<v Speaker 1>he's on his knees and he leans all the way
<v Speaker 1>back while still on his knees.
<v Speaker 2>Is that a great Oh? Yeah, I still love it
<v Speaker 2>all He would.
<v Speaker 1>Work with the Jerry table loaded into the ring, Crazy
<v Speaker 1>tied up in a tree of woe to Jerry. Another
<v Speaker 1>great spot. They did running dropkick to the face, the
<v Speaker 1>exposed face. I don't know how crazy he pulled that off.
<v Speaker 2>It looked like you fucking killed him. Yeah, that's pretty cool.
<v Speaker 1>I think it was dooring somebody shoot interview said like
<v Speaker 1>he didn't get it either, un till he actually went
<v Speaker 1>in there and really and and took the kick and
<v Speaker 1>he realized, like what it is to Jerry does to
<v Speaker 1>subtly at that last minute not kick your fucking face in.
<v Speaker 1>But he didn't explain it, but he said he understood it.
<v Speaker 1>You know, at first he didn't get how he could
<v Speaker 1>do that.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah.
<v Speaker 1>Sure, and then Rhino gore super crazy as well after
<v Speaker 1>the other kick, the drop kick from to Jerry, and
<v Speaker 1>then the music hits and Rob Van Dam runs out
<v Speaker 1>there we go on the shoulders of Scotty Antony k.
<v Speaker 1>Scotty Riggs got the football jersey on.
<v Speaker 2>I can't if I didn't see that. I think that's
<v Speaker 2>hilarious that I missed that.
<v Speaker 1>Oh yeah, there he is, and again he's got the
<v Speaker 1>football jersey on. I think it's like the arena football
<v Speaker 1>jersey of Bobby Duncan junior. He played some kind of
<v Speaker 1>semi pro football And that was the bit of a
<v Speaker 1>tribute there from r VD and Riggs, in a shoot
<v Speaker 1>interview with our video remembers the first time he sat
<v Speaker 1>down and uh talked with Hayman and stuff. He pulls
<v Speaker 1>them in there. Tommy Dreamer was wanting to be part
<v Speaker 1>of the dangerous Alliance. So I take that back. It
<v Speaker 1>wasn't Dooring. I'm sorry. It wasn't Dooring that was supposed
<v Speaker 1>to play the Rick Rude in the in the Dangerous
<v Speaker 1>Alliance or the New Dangerous Alliance. It was Scotty that
<v Speaker 1>Dreamer proposed to.
<v Speaker 2>That's fucking gross.
<v Speaker 1>And that's where Rob came in van dam and said, no,
<v Speaker 1>I want to do this. It's Scottie. We're best friends. Anyway,
<v Speaker 1>let's play off that. Oh no, no, no, no, no,
<v Speaker 1>no no. He wants him to do all this stuff
<v Speaker 1>with him. We can introduce him to the people, bring
<v Speaker 1>him in so he's not just off the cuff coming
<v Speaker 1>in here, establish him a bit with somebody like an RVD.
<v Speaker 1>So this is all Rob's idea, and Riggs gives him
<v Speaker 1>major prots. We wanting to do something with him because
<v Speaker 1>it established him huge word out of the gate in
<v Speaker 1>ECW give him shot to the you know, the main
<v Speaker 1>event picture. Paul sat him down and said, well, we
<v Speaker 1>got to come up with something that's going to be
<v Speaker 1>good for your personality. It can be a little hokey,
<v Speaker 1>but I want you to do the clap. I want
<v Speaker 1>you to do the American Males clap. I want you
<v Speaker 1>to have got That's what I said. Yeah, he couldn't
<v Speaker 1>get that out of his head. That is like an
<v Speaker 1>STD gimmick or what now. They played out the American
<v Speaker 1>males and they wanted to do the clap. And it
<v Speaker 1>can be a huge it can be huge. It's a
<v Speaker 1>baby face thing. But being as you're a heel, when
<v Speaker 1>you start doing it as a heel, it's gonna be
<v Speaker 1>your arrogance comes across by what you've what you're doing
<v Speaker 1>thinking it's the coolest thing to do the clap. But
<v Speaker 1>if you're a heel, and that's gonna drive people fucking crazy,
<v Speaker 1>you're like an asshole for doing the clap. That was
<v Speaker 1>Paulheman psychology and the whole thing, which makes sense. It
<v Speaker 1>works for the audience, same thing like Austin did when
<v Speaker 1>he came in and Pillman. So I could do these gimmicks.
<v Speaker 1>It's like, we all know what I did in w
<v Speaker 1>W was the shits. You know, Cactus kind of did
<v Speaker 1>it too. We all know it was awful, so let's
<v Speaker 1>all have fun making fun of it.
<v Speaker 2>Yep.
<v Speaker 1>And so mmmmmmm, And he gives a credit for the
<v Speaker 1>creativity the whole thing. Okay, And and and the mapped
<v Speaker 1>out plan. So yeah, RVD comes out, he's got the
<v Speaker 1>walking boot on, still gets in the ring with the
<v Speaker 1>crutch and sweatpants, and their RVD chants are big, and
<v Speaker 1>Riggs clears out to Jerry out of the ring, and
<v Speaker 1>Bill Alfonso is in there and crack Rhino comes across
<v Speaker 1>the back with a chair shot. Rhino ducks. RVD lifts
<v Speaker 1>him up and drops Rhino and pancakes him through the table.
<v Speaker 2>Oh yeah, who does this?
<v Speaker 1>Rhino ducks, RVD lifts and drops Rhino. Rhino goes through
<v Speaker 1>the table somehow did already pick him up?
<v Speaker 2>No? He I mean, I don't remember. It was all
<v Speaker 2>chaos and I was really just trying to get through
<v Speaker 2>the fucking whatever it is.
<v Speaker 1>Rhino goes through the table after failing to neutralize RVD,
<v Speaker 1>and then that sets up Crazy doing the three moon salts,
<v Speaker 1>or he just just does one. I think in this case,
<v Speaker 1>he does one moon salt onto Rhino in the table
<v Speaker 1>wreckage and gets the one, the two, and the three.
<v Speaker 1>Seven minutes fifty seven seconds, fifty six seconds super Crazy
<v Speaker 1>to eat Rhino to win the ECWTV Title Tournament and
<v Speaker 1>win the championship, Styles says the yes yes, yes, just
<v Speaker 1>like Cyrus did when the Impact Players won the tax
<v Speaker 1>Straps and they announce it. But as soon as he does,
<v Speaker 1>Rhino takes takes him, takes him out. RVD, Riggs gets
<v Speaker 1>in there with Rhino. He gets Gord as well. Now
<v Speaker 1>the jury and Krino in there.
<v Speaker 2>It's a big down.
<v Speaker 1>Rhino body slams RVD and his death in his damage
<v Speaker 1>state to Jerry goes after it too that we want
<v Speaker 1>Sandman chance start to re intensify and the music hits.
<v Speaker 1>Everyone stops, c Iris bail. Sandman comes out through the crowd,
<v Speaker 1>goes after Rhino with the cane, hoists it to a
<v Speaker 1>big pop. RVD gets back up, super crazy hoist the
<v Speaker 1>TV title. For our closing image, Sandman brings a six
<v Speaker 1>pack in the ring. He says, kill that song and
<v Speaker 1>he hands Scotti a beer, RVD a beer, and RVD
<v Speaker 1>makes the hand motion like he wants to smoke a
<v Speaker 1>blunt with him and that gets a pop. Alfonso gets
<v Speaker 1>one too, and yeah, yeah, they replay all the stuff
<v Speaker 1>that had happened, but the closing visual is super crazy.
<v Speaker 1>Celebrating with the TV championship is Sandman, RVD and the
<v Speaker 1>rest of the crew pop Bruce Kis and that's living
<v Speaker 1>dangerously two thousand. I felt like we lived dangerously for
<v Speaker 1>way more than we bargained.
<v Speaker 2>For and just totally unacceptable.
<v Speaker 1>So I look forward to you pulling another ECW show
<v Speaker 1>out of random hopper.
<v Speaker 2>God, please, no, please, God, give me a break.
<v Speaker 1>Steaks couldn't be higher right now? I know what's it
<v Speaker 1>going to be next? TLFX style. We go old school here,
<v Speaker 1>see what we got in terms of show selection? Oh okay,
<v Speaker 1>thank god. W c W Clash of the Champions twenty
<v Speaker 1>three Which one is that?
<v Speaker 6>Oh?
<v Speaker 2>Let's take a look here. Clash of the Champions twenty
<v Speaker 2>three three is is Norfolk Virginia main event?
<v Speaker 1>Oh, arst and Pillman, This is a good one. Vader
<v Speaker 1>Rude and Sid versus Davy Boy. Just come in, Dustin
<v Speaker 1>and Sting, Holy Sadam Scorp. Count me the fuck in,
<v Speaker 1>ladies and gentlemen. Finally, we hardly have ever seen Hollywood
<v Speaker 1>blonde stuff.
<v Speaker 2>This is the one where it's like.
<v Speaker 1>The first time people saw main veentor in Steve Austin,
<v Speaker 1>I feel like across the wrestling community, and then it
<v Speaker 1>just goes away because Hogan comes in. This is like
<v Speaker 1>that that that captive period between Flair coming back and
<v Speaker 1>Hogan coming in where it seemed like a whole bunch
<v Speaker 1>of guys had shots in this regime and nope, nope,
<v Speaker 1>Bischoff would be firing Austin in very short order after
<v Speaker 1>this thing, and Pillman.
<v Speaker 2>Would be that's right.
<v Speaker 1>Hey, you want to talk about e A CW manipulating
<v Speaker 1>the c W thing too? Oh there you go, holy shit.
<v Speaker 1>In between times, I mean not to scratch it out
<v Speaker 1>too much. My god, we talk about wild it's gonna
<v Speaker 1>be there. Class haven't done many clashes, if any, It's
<v Speaker 1>been a while since've don a clash. I think this
<v Speaker 1>is just like a sort of run of the mill clash,
<v Speaker 1>you know. Yeah, so that's fun. That's a fun way
<v Speaker 1>to switch it up. Yeah, back to when TBS primetime
<v Speaker 1>wrestling specials used to matter.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I'm looking back here, like just at some things.
<v Speaker 2>I don't think we've done clash in a long time.
<v Speaker 1>Well, let's do it all right, gear up, We'll see
<v Speaker 1>you next time on that far looking cast.