The Valley Recap: Sex Schedules and Side-Eye

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Speaker 1: Hello, gorgeous, it's Lala Kent. Welcome to untraditionally Lala. Hey, Hey, hey, welcome to Untraditionally La La. The Bonus Recap, Season three, episode two, Well, people liked us and we're so nice in the comments and just rip raving about that we had to come back. They were terrible.

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Speaker 2: I didn't look I didn't be nice exactly between the cast and the comments and all of that.

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Speaker 1: What we've taken from this is the ratings are going to suck. We'll have no friends. We're going to have no friends, and then we're going to be Yeah, Lala is going to so we're it's all right, three strikes, we're out.

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Speaker 3: Exactly What do you?

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Speaker 1: What are your honest opinions of the show so far?

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Speaker 2: My, I've been enjoy it same.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I really do. I think that's got a lot of it's got a lot of good bones, a lot of structure behind it, and I think a lot of storylines that, like I just saw through the episode that we'll get to, yes, that some good stuff is going to come. I'm enjoying it, I really do. And it's hard. It's hard separating my sister from La Law and also seeing me on it.

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Speaker 3: On what on the show, on the show us, I know, No, I don't like me on camera.

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Speaker 1: Wow.

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Speaker 2: Anyway, let's talk about Kristin and Luke.

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Speaker 1: I want to talk about how Luke is wanting date night but it's more sexually driven and.

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Speaker 2: Thinks like talking too much about sex and putting too much pressure on Kristen. That's just how I feel about it. They need to go and reconnect with the date night, just one on one. Doesn't have to be a five hour date. It can be one or two hours. Leave the baby at home, get a sitter, and reconnect and quit putting pressure on her about the sex because right now she is emotional, she's got hormones flying everywhere, she's taking care of a new child, and she's got leaking faucets on her chest.

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Speaker 3: I mean, it's just it's a lot. It's a lot. You know, you're trying to get your baby weight off. I totally can.

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Speaker 1: Sound like you're just about to cry. All right, I have to work off.

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Speaker 3: I have the worst baby blue, So you get it. I totally get her.

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Speaker 1: Yes, no, I get that part. But I also feel for Luke because I'm the guy and it's like I don't. I won't lie. I don't like the sex driving aspect where she she's like we can take her to Britney's house and drop her off, and it's I can come home and fuck. It's like, oh that sounds classy. I was on Kristen's side.

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Speaker 3: With that passion in some connection you do.

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Speaker 1: But I I'm talking like I know, I don't. I have no idea. Do you find that just going out to dinner and speaking because you have that child, So there's a deeper connection that you can find just having dinner where.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, like away from the baby, so you can reconnect.

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Speaker 1: And that's just as deep as sex at those moments. Well, it lays the path for sex. Oh let's put it that way. Okay. So that and that's where I have no idea.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, that's my feeling.

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Speaker 1: Okay. So your take is Luke needs to not make it so sexualized and just have a day.

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Speaker 2: Night putting pressure on her. She doesn't need any more pressure.

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Speaker 1: I like that. Yeah, Okay, fantastic take, Lisa. I thank you. Let's talk about the birthday party.

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Speaker 2: You so sad. I don't know, big Bird one day, birthday, one day, We'll get there. She's a big one day old.

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Speaker 1: What did you What did you think about the lifeguard?

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Speaker 2: Oh? My word, we found we found that lifeguard through an agency.

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Speaker 3: He was cute.

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Speaker 1: He was very cute. Yeah, Lauren's a dick.

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Speaker 3: Well, she gave him her number and then.

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Speaker 1: He was this from He was nice, right, very.

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Speaker 2: Nice, and he texted her and called her and she reciprocate.

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Speaker 3: I'm not happy with her, are we?

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Speaker 1: Ever? It's bag?

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Speaker 3: I know, all right, you did a great job guarding the pool.

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Speaker 1: No one drowned. Nope, that's a good thing. kN on what, yes, knock on what it's over?

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Speaker 3: I know what you mean. You'll have the pool?

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Speaker 2: What?

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Speaker 1: I agree? Now all did you feel the tension in the house, No, because I was at the mom's table, like the tables the grandmas were at the table outside, and we'd see the comings and goings of things going on, and you could kind of feel a little bit of tension, but we were gabbing ourselves. However, I had no idea until Jason Luke who else I mean, and Danny and me even came over so she could feed. But my back where did they come to your back house? Back house?

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Speaker 3: Tell me more?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, they just came back there and she was just looking like they were like, Oh, this is amazing and it's quiet, and my house I just had it was behind the tacosand if anybody you can see, but that's where I'm located. Everybody just kept coming in there. That was the good vibe. Do Yeah, No cameras ever were going in there. So that's where you are. Everybody's going in there to decompress. You get any juice, No, the only juice I got was, Oh, they're having a conversation. I don't know how that's going to go. But me, I was just watching sports.

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Speaker 3: I don't know what that he was going on.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, No, I thought Jasmine and Janet's combo is a little awkward.

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Speaker 1: Here's where I kind of am lost. Where does I feel like Janet kind of had Jasmine's back on what was going on with Danny. So I don't know where the issue is, like of Jasmine coming at or not getting along with Janet when Janet I feel like had her back, maybe a little too heavily. But I don't understand where they're not getting along well.

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Speaker 2: I think partly it's because of the rumor about Jason taking this ring off and it came from Jasmine.

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Speaker 1: It makes a lot of sense, right, Yeah, no, that would make sense.

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Speaker 3: Ain't get anything resolved at that in that conversation.

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Speaker 1: Obviously, I love Janet to death. I just thought, in that moment of like like forgiving and all of that, Janet shouldn't have gone back and been like, well do you want to say sorry for these moments? And it's like, well, we're right now.

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Speaker 3: But if you're trying to resolve issues.

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Speaker 1: One in front of us and let's make you feel because I we both have but like, I guess I'm the bigger person. How can I make Jasmine feel? Okay? And then once we get to that position, I can say, but I do want to make you make it known that I also feel really bad and I know it was years ago, but it still hurts, right, and then cross that bridge. And I don't know if that's just the way I would handle it, but I think I.

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Speaker 3: Would have done what Janet did.

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Speaker 2: Okay, Yeah, take the bull by the horns and result, you know, get our resolutions in right now.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm upset at this, you're upset at this. Let's go for an open book. Okay. So that's just me, all right, Okay, all right, So this one is I want to talk to you about Britney.

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Speaker 3: Cruisy and the sensory room.

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Speaker 1: Brittany is no she I talk about somebody taking the bull by the horns.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, she has her. So I would have liked to have seen a bigger jail made by that when it came to the sensory room, not like saying, oh, I'd like this when I'm drunk.

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Speaker 1: I don't. Yeah, I mean, I don't know. I feel like they're such good friends. They've been friends for so long that I think, like.

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Speaker 3: How many years?

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Speaker 1: Like I think they were friends and get me read Kentucky Kentucky days, like even before Britney moved out, and when did she move out here? Twenty one? I don't seventeen years of friendship, Okay, something like seventeen years of friendship. It's a long that's a long time. So that's where I'm like, I feel like they have a friendship, yeah, year round, not you know, not on camera and things like that. And he's probably made a huge deal. He's probably been in the room while Cruisey's playing.

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Speaker 3: Well you know, it's the room is amazing.

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Speaker 1: Amazing for him, And I'm very I'm happy that because he kind of like when he was here the other day, and I want to bring up her dating and Zach talking about Jack's being like the guy she's dating, and also I want to talk about Jack's and Cruse thriving the energy in the house.

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Speaker 3: So I think it's he's feeding off the positive energy. That's why he's thriving.

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Speaker 1: He's thriving. Yes, yeah, Well, I just don't think when you got two parents going at each other's head, you're you're you're even though you're the child and you are the main probab, I don't think at all times you're mentally the main priority. And I feel like now with Brittany, he is and that energy he can now feel. Oh you agree?

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Speaker 3: Yes?

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Speaker 1: Does that make sense?

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Speaker 3: She's amazing with him?

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Speaker 1: No, she Brittany, like I said, she has a bubble. And this is where I really fell in love with Zach because he is saying, I don't think this guy is Jacks. Let's talk about him talking about Well.

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Speaker 3: Didn't she tell this guy too that she's.

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Speaker 1: They've reconnected after five years?

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Speaker 3: Oh?

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Speaker 2: Is that what it is? I don't know the comparisons that he's making. I don't think we know the same. Yeah, I don't know. Like him and Brittany have never dated.

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Speaker 1: I don't see a control aspect that people say Jacks has and I don't see.

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Speaker 3: I don't see the comparison. I don't see it at all. I'm waiting to see in future episodes.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, we'll see. I think it's very I think it's unfair to say some that somebody is compared to Jackson that you don't know what that's a very bold statement. Bold statement and yeah, out of left field. So I and I want.

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Speaker 2: Brittany to go out and have fun. She's having fun. She'll let her do her thing.

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Speaker 1: But I did fall in love with Zach with the comment about like, don't date this guy. I think the comparisons of Jackson. He's just trying to find any way to have her not dating a guy. But I kind of agree with Zach, like Brittany is amazing. I see her with cruise. I want her. I know she knows her worst again to Sparkle that I know. But I love her to death and she is Her energy is what she needs to protect because she's amazing and not everyone deserves her energy.

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Speaker 3: That's true.

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Speaker 1: That's what I and I feel like that's what Zach saying, like, Okay, well we'll see how get your your sparkle back, but pick somebody that deserves your energy.

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Speaker 3: She's just having fun. Get a ring on her fingers tomorrow, I know.

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Speaker 1: But every time you're with somebody and you do have sex, you gives your energy to somebody. And at some point, how much energy do you have to give left? Well, we're gonna find out, Brittany. I love you and find the energy that matches you. That's all I can say. All Right, all right, so I really find it weird watching my sister on the television. Then I think about it really have to separate, yep, you do. Let's talk about Lauren either setting up Janet or setting on Nia.

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Speaker 3: That was weird. That was like that went nowhere.

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Speaker 4: It was like, yeah, ready to build a bridge, go out. They're both like all right, they no, but but.

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Speaker 3: My opinion, tell me your opinion.

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Speaker 1: If I am Janet and I was the one who kind of caused all of this ruckus, I hear that Mia is willing to build a bridge. This is where I'm like, did Lauren fucking set it up? Because was she like she's willing to build a bridge, just talk to her. Was like, Janet like, I'm here, what what do I need to do? And Nia was like, I'm here, what do you have to tell me?

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Speaker 3: Well, maybe it was the time and the place too, well, the kid's.

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Speaker 1: First birthday party. I don't think it's at the time or place for any of this, but hey, hey, yeah, here we are.

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Speaker 5: I if I probably would have just avoided them if I wasn't getting along and then if I scrout to lunch or something.

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Speaker 1: I don't know if I were, I mean, I don't know. This is where I would have to eat my pride if I were Janet. And if I I heard that Na was willing to build a bridge and I walked up to her and she was willing to have a conversation and nothing was said, I would have brought up what Laurence said and just said, well, la La said that you were willing to, you know, mend bridges. Where can I start? I would have just eaten my pride been the bigger person, because, like I said, I think that I don't think Janet is wrong for what she said. I don't I think how far she took it is where people had the distaste. I think you're right, But if I were Janet, I would have said, like, how can I build this bridge with you? At least giving me a road? Yeah you know yeah, and not just been like you don't so you don't have anything, And she's like, well by, and even Nia's like she leaves conversations when things are hard, but she just left this one. And I'm kind of in a torn position of like, I think Janet should have been the one to be like, Okay, what can I do? You're here taking my conversation after I'm sorry. It is wild to just be like but you have to understand too.

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Speaker 2: She had just had a conversation with Jasmine that went nowhere, so she's probably frustrated.

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Speaker 1: True, And I'm glad you brought that point up because I didn't even think of that.

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Speaker 3: Yeah.

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Speaker 2: You know, she's like striking out and it's not fun. Yeah, so I probably would have walked away too.

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Speaker 1: Yeah. Well, I mean, and that's where it's just like, it's just hard. Of course, it's easy for me to say what I would do when I'm seeing it, but.

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Speaker 2: With all the emotions, I'll just the whole bag of fun.

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Speaker 3: It's a lot.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, what are your thoughts because we hang out with Michelle and get him out.

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Speaker 2: I ador Michelle. Michelle is great and I love that salt cave that they went to. Okay, I want to do that.

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Speaker 1: Was it a date? Tell me if it was a date.

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Speaker 3: I don't think it was a date.

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Speaker 2: I think it was what is that thing that we say it was a sound that was a sound bath. But no, but what was that thing that he is? Last time?

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Speaker 3: Master dater?

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Speaker 2: Oh?

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Speaker 1: Master dating?

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I felt like they were master dating.

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Speaker 1: See I think that too. But I also think, like, I.

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Speaker 2: Don't think Michelle is interested in Tom. Tom might be who isn't Michelle? Who isn't I know she's the package, Michelle. I need a couple of hundred millions, so she looks at me, Michelle, she has the package for sure.

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Speaker 1: Not that Michelle wants money. I just want the money so I could take care of her.

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Speaker 3: Hey, hey, no, I thought the whole experience.

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Speaker 1: But no, I think I felt like it was a date. And let me tell you why. Tell me I have a friend. I'm only going to say his first name, but he reminds me of this my this friend Walter. Okay, to me him and Schwartz are the same person, and that is a date to them. But really we're going to go to assault with a little sound that was d That's a Tom's kind of crunchy. Like I could see Tom driving a Subaru with like plants in the back.

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Speaker 3: Oh for sure, he brings plants everywhere.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, Like I think Tom, like Tom to me, could live in Portland and it wouldn't be weird.

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Speaker 2: No, well, his house is full of plants and probably candles and macrimont.

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Speaker 1: So that's where I'm saying, like, I think that that was a date, okay for I don't know, maybe our reach for me. I thought I felt like that was maybe a little date because he planned.

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Speaker 3: But you know what I loved about it. I love the sound bath.

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Speaker 2: I loved how Michelle opened up to Tom about the loss of her mother and you know things that she's struggling with.

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Speaker 3: That broke my heart.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, well it was they were talking about how she was needed, she was trying to get like her power back and her strength back in that sense, and she because she is going through a nasty divorce and her mom passing, Oh horrific. And then I feel Tom, like i I'm not I'm not there, but when he speaks, like I feel it, when he's like he looks around and you're filming with everybody who has kids or a wife or who have had yeah, and you're like damn. And then he you know, and I don't think he's old by any means, but then you do start to look at your age and you're like, what what have I been doing? Where did I go? Not wrong, but where didn't I go? Right? Yeah? You know, so I felt like, hmm. I felt Michelle because she was like, I'm going through this, and I felt that the mom because I was like, damn Dad. But then I was like, but I also feel Tom because it's like my life is kind of flashing because it feels like yesterday Dad died, I know, but him on what forty? Yeah, I think so for him and to look at that because like, what, it's almost been eight years and I look back and I'm like, wow, these went cool?

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Speaker 2: Well, I think, and Tom probably obviously wasn't planning on getting divorced. He's planning on spending the light, you know, his life with his partner, and things didn't go as planned, no, but I think it was great that they did that I think it was a rebirth for both of them.

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Speaker 1: No, No, I don't. I don't see them ever dating. I feel like they're very different, but I think they could be very good for each other in a friendship of like evening each other out. I think so too, Like that's what I see them being is really good friends even like just being a good, good ear to each other.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, good support.

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Speaker 1: Yeah. So I did like that. And I truly loved Tom.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I love both of Yeah, he's a great guy.

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Speaker 1: Ye. And then the one thing, the last thing that I want a holy shit touch base on. Yes, will you talk about it? MIA's place in this.

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Speaker 5: Well, she's going through a lot too. She just had a fourth baby, four under four.

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Speaker 3: I don't know how she's doing it.

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Speaker 1: Neither do I and I I get it, like a lot of like look at their home.

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Speaker 5: The disarray, Oh my gosh, well how do how would you keep it together?

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Speaker 1: That's what I you know, our house.

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Speaker 3: Minute you pick something up, there's ten of their messes.

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Speaker 1: No, I get it.

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Speaker 3: And with and there's four of us picking up.

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Speaker 1: Yeah. Well I just her when she was like, you know, she just went through everything. And then she was like, you know, and by the time I get the kids down, now it's time to clean up.

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Speaker 2: Right he interview, She's pouring out her art, yes, and he's making oh yeah, and I put sex on the calendar. It's like it's like he was joking and she's showing her heart out.

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Speaker 3: I don't know, very badly for her.

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Speaker 1: I just hope to God this isn't what she's been living in you and me both, because this is just a glimpse.

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Speaker 5: Because also, but he didn't take her seriously. I felt like it was a joke. That was my interpretation.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, well, I mean honestly, there was a lot of things that she treated like. There were things where like she's defensive and she would and I'm going back just on what I've seen with their relationship and how she's always defending or being right by her stepping in and it's like, maybe I now know why.

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Speaker 3: No, she poured out her heart to him and she cried.

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Speaker 1: She just had something subthing with all the sex we have on the count.

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Speaker 3: That's what I mean. It's like he was jus, like a joke. It's like, what are you doing?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, no, I would be. I I feel for Nia. I don't know that you know, and then do you want to know? The shitty thing that I just thought about is like the isolation that she has in Santa Clarita, and oh now all of that is now making sense where she's like, I want to be closer to Christen even because they're going through the same things. But now you're dealing with dude who you pour your heart out and he's like pull sucks, sucks, secks, and now you can you're isolated from getting to your friends. Danny needs well.

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Speaker 2: She said that they were stuck in the car, she had to pull over. She's crying, the baby's crying.

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Speaker 1: They're both crying. Yeah, and what did he say?

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Speaker 3: What did he say? I don't think he said anything. I think he just that was in the bedroom. I don't know what he said.

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Speaker 1: I don't either.

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Speaker 5: I mean I was I think I was just dumbfounded about the I was dumbfounded by the whole thing, just all of it.

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Speaker 1: The way she was speaking and just like his little and then him saying like he's bedridden for ten days. Oh after that s sect to me like, yah, it's like you're he's flying. Yeah, it's like no lifting, And I'm guessing he's saying like, hey, don't squat forty pounds. You can pick your Maybe he could be twenty pounds, who knows. All I'm saying is you you see your wife fucking crumbling in front of you, and then you're gonna make your ball and sex joke and then tell her that she now gets to take care of another fucking kid. Yeah, no, fuck you, oh noth fuck you, Danny, fuck you shumpest. Yeah, you desire better Now, that's bullshit it is.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I agree, I agree.

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Speaker 1: Nah, Well that's where I'll leave it. I guess I'm not happy, and I hope. I mean, I just feel like this is a glimpse into the life I really do.

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Speaker 3: Might be right.

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Speaker 1: Well, we're gonna have to see. Well, leave us your nice comments on the clips, but thank you for listening to another.

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Speaker 3: Episode of and traditionally la la bonus.

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Speaker 1: What episode what?

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Speaker 5: Season season three, episode two. There you have it, Yes, thank you guys for catch you next week.

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Speaker 1: Bye.