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<v Speaker 2>CW Monday nightro January fifteen to two thousand and one,
<v Speaker 2>the episode where the cat beats the ship out of
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<v Speaker 1>Fuck you. Okay, that does happen, but we don't need
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<v Speaker 3>Oh no, it's Christ's over right.
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<v Speaker 2>All right, let's get into WCW Monday nightro for January fifteenth,
<v Speaker 2>two thousand and one.
<v Speaker 1>Ah. The end is.
<v Speaker 3>We still got time and we could turn the ship around.
<v Speaker 3>I promise guys, it's gonna be fine.
<v Speaker 1>I mean there's I mean, like there's a ship and
<v Speaker 1>they can turn it around. Is just gonna go right
<v Speaker 1>into a different kind of fugged up spot to crash
<v Speaker 1>and burn. But you know what, before we get into
<v Speaker 1>that and the Dying days, sorry, but that just the
<v Speaker 1>horrible ending of this dying promotion, let's talk about what's
<v Speaker 1>going on with the wrestling at the time with the
<v Speaker 1>Wrestling Observer newsletter from The Observer January eighth, two thousand
<v Speaker 1>and one. It's right, citing a number of factors, including
<v Speaker 1>the enormous pressure he's been put under over the past year,
<v Speaker 1>the large company debt, and what he sees is the
<v Speaker 1>future landscape of the business. Paul Hayman said he was
<v Speaker 1>in serious negotiations to sell either a majority share or
<v Speaker 1>all of ec W. Hayman says it's the era of
<v Speaker 1>the big boys. Quote unquote, we're too big to be
<v Speaker 1>small time, but we're too small to be big time.
<v Speaker 1>The reality is ECW as it presently is structured isn't viable.
<v Speaker 1>And uh that sucks because like that's that's like the
<v Speaker 1>death of probably every company ever's kind of yeah, somewhere
<v Speaker 1>in there, right, yeah.
<v Speaker 2>They should sell a weekly pay per view for five
<v Speaker 2>to ten dollars.
<v Speaker 1>Maybe maybe for one penny at one point.
<v Speaker 2>Here, Oh yeah, it is.
<v Speaker 1>In WW news. There was plenty of controversy this past
<v Speaker 1>week over the firing of Mark Madden. Madden on December
<v Speaker 1>twenty seventh was informed by Craig Lebers that morning he
<v Speaker 1>was being fired for making statements on the air regarding
<v Speaker 1>the sale of the company, a remark he made a
<v Speaker 1>few months ago on one of the shows from Australia
<v Speaker 1>is a passing inside joke where he was told not
<v Speaker 1>to do so again and hadn't since, and about Scott Hall,
<v Speaker 1>which he hadn't done several weeks about being told not to,
<v Speaker 1>although Hall's name had been mentioned or allude to nearly
<v Speaker 1>every show by Kevin Nash GDP or even Tony Shavani.
<v Speaker 1>You're in Funders show, Hey boys. Yeah, I mean like
<v Speaker 1>they're actually trying to just get you out of here,
<v Speaker 1>Mark Madden, like they know not fucking what you hear.
<v Speaker 2>You're fired because we hate you.
<v Speaker 1>And more WWE News Melterer says, for whatever this is worth,
<v Speaker 1>the latest timetable I was given for an announcement of
<v Speaker 1>these sales if the sale goes through, excuse me, is
<v Speaker 1>in the January fifteenth through January twenty ninth timeframe. A
<v Speaker 1>lot of people expected it if the deal was done,
<v Speaker 1>by the way, sorry, just for reference here, this is
<v Speaker 1>the deal in terms of w so be getting sold
<v Speaker 1>to like the company, the Fusion, the.
<v Speaker 2>Bishoffishof deal, Yeah, his group.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, Okay, you know, we're mid January, and even at
<v Speaker 1>this point, unless there's like you know, maybe people in
<v Speaker 1>behind the scenes that are super tight lipped about it,
<v Speaker 1>which doesn't seem to be the case with most WCW stuff,
<v Speaker 1>it seems like the idea was that this is still
<v Speaker 1>gonna live, which.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, Bischoff is planning the Big Bang, which would have happened
<v Speaker 2>in Las Vegas. We've talked about it a bit on
<v Speaker 2>the show. They were going to run like at the
<v Speaker 2>hard Rock or something like that.
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, that's right.
<v Speaker 2>The idea was a stationary show.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I mean it's just weird, like looking back at it,
<v Speaker 1>like how how quickly this unravels and like, yeah, this
<v Speaker 1>company dies in the blink of an eye. More wm News.
<v Speaker 1>The final suspension told from the Deal a few months back,
<v Speaker 1>when a stink bomb was let off on a flight,
<v Speaker 1>is that ref Mickey j was suspended for a month,
<v Speaker 1>ref ref Mark Johnson for one week and ring announcer
<v Speaker 1>Dave Penzer for one week. I've never heard of.
<v Speaker 3>This bombs in an airplane. That's kind of crazy, I guess.
<v Speaker 1>I mean this is one yes, so like, yeah, you
<v Speaker 1>can just do what you want. You can just bring
<v Speaker 1>what everyone onto a plane and let it off and
<v Speaker 1>people were like ha ha, and you just get.
<v Speaker 3>I feel like every kid in high school had a
<v Speaker 3>stink bomb at one point, Like some one was always
<v Speaker 3>throwing one of those off in the bathroom for something.
<v Speaker 3>Oh I don't even know where you get those, but
<v Speaker 3>like everyone had one.
<v Speaker 2>Every kid had one. I have no idea where they
<v Speaker 2>got them, Tony, You're right, they magically appeared.
<v Speaker 1>Where they hell did ref Mickey j and ref Mark
<v Speaker 1>Janson on Man.
<v Speaker 2>I mean like probably went to Spencer's kind of been modell.
<v Speaker 2>That's where my brain went. I said, where do you
<v Speaker 2>get a stink box? One? Spencer's is the answer for sure.
<v Speaker 3>And trick gum and some edible panties.
<v Speaker 2>I'm going back there.
<v Speaker 3>Looking at those posters that I'm gonna buy pull fish Yeah.
<v Speaker 1>From The Observer, January fifteenth, two thousand and one, after
<v Speaker 1>guilty is charged, Paul Hayman was still saying that the
<v Speaker 1>company wasn't going to shut down shows left on the
<v Speaker 1>schedule Missouri and Arkansas this coming weekend. At press time,
<v Speaker 1>nobody has gotten plane tickets for those shows, which is
<v Speaker 1>out of the ordinary but not unheard of. Listen, there's
<v Speaker 1>nothing fucking wrong with all that. Like maybe Haymond was
<v Speaker 1>waiting for a fucking sweet deal on them.
<v Speaker 2>You know, I can't get you the flights because they
<v Speaker 2>might stink like shit?
<v Speaker 1>Didn't you read Mark Johnson ad Spencer's. The NWA and
<v Speaker 1>the defunct WXO Promotion are working together to put together
<v Speaker 1>a television package on b ET what Oh wow, I
<v Speaker 1>don't know how we've never I've never seen that part.
<v Speaker 3>Dude, I always forget that w XO is in two thousand.
<v Speaker 3>That's crazy.
<v Speaker 1>I mean, Tony, I've done full research on the research
<v Speaker 1>on this fucking shitty ass promotion and this is the
<v Speaker 1>first time I've ever seen the nw A and w
<v Speaker 1>XO were trying to put together a show.
<v Speaker 3>On b E T w XO like that's the day
<v Speaker 3>of the show.
<v Speaker 1>Probably that was the precursor for TNA.
<v Speaker 2>That's like nuts. I wonder how that would have panned out.
<v Speaker 1>I would have loved to see it. I mean, it
<v Speaker 1>would have got probably just would have not worked.
<v Speaker 2>Because yeah, sure, yeah, I mean, let's not forget this
<v Speaker 2>show is fucking horrible, man, that's really the party.
<v Speaker 1>That's the problem.
<v Speaker 3>Like, don't fucking stuck in a car that is fucking legendary.
<v Speaker 3>I don't know, it's not.
<v Speaker 1>Worth the VHS tapes. They're burning it all. Get the
<v Speaker 1>fuck out of here with this. I wonder who has
<v Speaker 1>the WXO masters and how do we get them?
<v Speaker 3>TEDB probably lost your time.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah. Oh, by the way, Nitro is being preempted on
<v Speaker 1>the next episode here. We will talk about this later
<v Speaker 1>because I gets mentioned on this episode. It's being preempted
<v Speaker 1>on January twenty second for the Move of the Pretender
<v Speaker 1>two thousand and one.
<v Speaker 2>Why yeah, they say that on the show. I had
<v Speaker 2>no idea. Maybe they expected a huge rating for this.
<v Speaker 1>That's like more than like better than Nitro, that's like
<v Speaker 1>bad at the time.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I guess so right.
<v Speaker 3>I mean, those made for TV movies are pretty popular
<v Speaker 3>back in the day. You know, they use the jewels
<v Speaker 3>and people love this shit.
<v Speaker 2>I actually have the Nielsen rating here.
<v Speaker 1>Oh please.
<v Speaker 2>The movie ended up earning a four point four Nielsen
<v Speaker 2>rating and five point five three eight million viewers, making
<v Speaker 2>it one of the top ten primetime shows on cable
<v Speaker 2>for January.
<v Speaker 1>Oh my god. Wow ww definitely was not doing that
<v Speaker 1>in fucking two thousand and one. Then no, wow, great
<v Speaker 1>call TNT. Fantastic work there.
<v Speaker 3>This movie thing, and we stop with the wrestling thing.
<v Speaker 3>That sounds like a great adea.
<v Speaker 1>Let's fucking xnay this wrestling bullshit like what we're making movies?
<v Speaker 2>We said, how many times? How many times going to
<v Speaker 2>play Star Wars in a row?
<v Speaker 1>Oh hot, like as much as we want and people
<v Speaker 1>will watch it every time. Last couple of things here
<v Speaker 1>from The Observer, January twenty second, two thousand and one.
<v Speaker 1>After nearly a full year of various rumors, negotiations, and
<v Speaker 1>several near finalized deals, the sale of WW by Time
<v Speaker 1>Warner to Fusion Media Ventures was officially announced on January eleventh,
<v Speaker 1>Literally hours before the announcement that the final step of
<v Speaker 1>the Time Warner aol merger had been cleared lost them
<v Speaker 1>mid all. The hoopla hoopla Jimmy sale is that. Just
<v Speaker 1>a few hours later, Bob Merrowit and Semaphore Entertainment Group
<v Speaker 1>announced that the sale of UFC to former Nevada State
<v Speaker 1>Athletic Commission member Lorenzo Fortida and Las Vegas based company Zufa.
<v Speaker 1>For Tita thirty one is the co owner of the
<v Speaker 1>Station Casino in Las Vegas and owns the Zufa company
<v Speaker 1>with the brother Frank Furtita and brother in law Blake Sartini.
<v Speaker 1>Dana White, the former manager of middleweight champion Tito Ortiz,
<v Speaker 1>who is the most charismatic of the fighters that have
<v Speaker 1>been in the UFC recently, will actually run the company.
<v Speaker 1>So I think we've mentioned this before, Like you know,
<v Speaker 1>when many moons ago when we talk about the end
<v Speaker 1>of WCW here, but yeah, that's fucking crazy. At the
<v Speaker 1>same time, WCW and East W are all being sold
<v Speaker 1>and fucking dying, and UFC is getting sold and it
<v Speaker 1>like is the best thing ever for it.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, that's right. It completely changes everything for them.
<v Speaker 1>Legit UFC dies, I think otherwise. Yeah, but that is
<v Speaker 1>it for the observer. Nowlet's talk about WSW Monday Night
<v Speaker 1>tro January fifteenth, two thousand and one. All right, so we.
<v Speaker 2>Start with the code open here. It is the show
<v Speaker 2>after w u c W SEN, So we get a
<v Speaker 2>replay of the things that happened at that show. Just
<v Speaker 2>a few things. Really. Goldberg streak is over.
<v Speaker 1>Again, right, Okay, it's not the first one. This is
<v Speaker 1>the Nash one. This is they did it again. And
<v Speaker 1>his career slash streak ending match.
<v Speaker 2>Was his.
<v Speaker 1>Life career streak match was he teamed with Sarge to
<v Speaker 1>face totally buff.
<v Speaker 2>It was Goldberg and de Wayne Bruce.
<v Speaker 1>That sucks. That's you pronouncing Okay, that sucks full stop.
<v Speaker 1>But that sucks because you're pronouncing it how it's spelled.
<v Speaker 2>His name, I mean one of the gayne.
<v Speaker 1>Who was of course, Uh, Sergeant Buddy Lee Parker and
<v Speaker 1>that's Goldberg's.
<v Speaker 2>Boy trained him, that's his trainer. Yeah, there's hierarchy here
<v Speaker 2>in w CW. Things are turning around two thousand and one.
<v Speaker 2>Hierarchy based feuds. This is what it was all about.
<v Speaker 2>I have an idea and it's gonna work because I learned.
<v Speaker 1>It in Japan. So oh yeah, I guess we should
<v Speaker 1>establish that who so booking here is not Russo before
<v Speaker 1>anyone drives on that. It's Johnny Ace, It's Ed Frara
<v Speaker 1>and Terry Taylor.
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, that's what was written.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah. I don't know if that's true, but it's true
<v Speaker 2>for now correct. Yeah. So uh yeah, du Wayne first
<v Speaker 2>sing Goldberg take on Lex Luger and buff Bagwell. Goldberg's
<v Speaker 2>gimmick here is if he loses, then his life.
<v Speaker 1>Gets taken from him.
<v Speaker 2>So he put his life in the hands of Dulaye,
<v Speaker 2>which was a great idea.
<v Speaker 1>Maybe he thought it was Bruce Wayne, that would have
<v Speaker 1>been great. Goldberg thought he was getting out from the batman.
<v Speaker 2>We ran out of money.
<v Speaker 6>Sorry, Bruce, we got we got Bruce Wayne, Johnny, that's
<v Speaker 6>Dwayne Bruce.
<v Speaker 2>There's no difference. Well, Goldberg lost the match because he
<v Speaker 2>was slaying in the eyes by a fan with mace,
<v Speaker 2>right with stinct spray from the.
<v Speaker 1>Spencers stink bombace from Spencer's.
<v Speaker 2>And this allowed Totally Buff to win.
<v Speaker 1>It's the only way they can win.
<v Speaker 2>There's just no way they could pin Dwayne Bruce other
<v Speaker 2>than if Goldberg is incapacitated by a fan with a mace,
<v Speaker 2>which is legal. The odds of that happening are just
<v Speaker 2>so impossible. Yet here at w CWS said anything could happen.
<v Speaker 1>Well, of course, the man in charge, Rick Flair, ended
<v Speaker 1>up being the man behind all the shenanigans here because
<v Speaker 1>we all thought he was against you know, all the
<v Speaker 1>the like Totally Buff. I mean, why would he team
<v Speaker 1>with totally Buff, And especially he was against Scott Steiner,
<v Speaker 1>who was in the main event match, which was this
<v Speaker 1>a fucking world title match or a tag match? What
<v Speaker 1>was this three way? Oh? Okay, that would make sense,
<v Speaker 1>right is it?
<v Speaker 2>Is it Jared Steiner and sid But.
<v Speaker 1>There was also a mystery partner that kept talking about,
<v Speaker 1>which I thought was what this was.
<v Speaker 3>Oh, yes, the mystery partner was in the match, Yes.
<v Speaker 1>But it was it was not until but they kept
<v Speaker 1>saying mystery partner. But it's not a mystery partner. It
<v Speaker 1>was a mystery opponent.
<v Speaker 3>Yes, it was a four corners match. They say here, huh.
<v Speaker 2>Well Animal was the mystery man. Oh right, makes sense
<v Speaker 2>now Animal I kept.
<v Speaker 3>Thinking of the whole time they get wood animals.
<v Speaker 2>So Scott Steiner retained the title due to Animal being
<v Speaker 2>the mystery man. The way that he.
<v Speaker 3>Came out, by the way, look at this guy, look
<v Speaker 3>at this animal.
<v Speaker 2>God, this is yeah. The way he came out just
<v Speaker 2>absolutely fucking mental. He comes out in a straight jacket
<v Speaker 2>that he can walk in regularly. Yeah, and also in
<v Speaker 2>a hockey mask with an X over it. M I
<v Speaker 2>mean rig Flair was fine with all this.
<v Speaker 1>Well that's his boy, because he put this all together.
<v Speaker 3>And yeah.
<v Speaker 2>So this we talked about on the show before. But
<v Speaker 2>sin is the debut of the Magnificent Seven or also
<v Speaker 2>known as the Elite, and this nitro is the first
<v Speaker 2>nitro that are on here. This group, of course is
<v Speaker 2>Scott Steiner, Medesia, Rick Steiner, Jeff Jarrett, Lex Luger, Buff
<v Speaker 2>Bagwell and road Warrior Animal. So we go into the
<v Speaker 2>show here. The ropes are blue for thunder of Force.
<v Speaker 2>Even though we are on Nitra.
<v Speaker 1>What do you want me to fucking do?
<v Speaker 5>Do?
<v Speaker 2>We always have to change the fucking ropes. Me.
<v Speaker 1>I got a lot more to worry about of here
<v Speaker 1>than your fucking ropes.
<v Speaker 2>I mean, we are deep into the like hanging on
<v Speaker 2>for dear life era of WW here. Tony Schavanni and
<v Speaker 2>Scott Hudson are leading the show tonight. Mark Madden is fired.
<v Speaker 1>Because we hate him.
<v Speaker 2>That was written on his papers that were fed. They
<v Speaker 2>explained to us that Rick Flair has swerved us.
<v Speaker 1>All, oh my god, dude, that's legit what they say.
<v Speaker 1>They say he swerved us, all he worked us. All,
<v Speaker 1>oh yeah, Goldberg's career is over. Scott Steiner still the
<v Speaker 1>world champion. Things are not well, and wc that.
<v Speaker 3>That is an understatement.
<v Speaker 2>Internally and externally things are bad.
<v Speaker 1>But if that wasn't bad enough, Also, last night, a
<v Speaker 1>horrific accident occurred, an injury to sit vicious and we
<v Speaker 1>advise you to get the children away from the television set. Uh,
<v Speaker 1>this was not on camera last night. This was when
<v Speaker 1>we're watching the mystery opponent come in. We were all
<v Speaker 1>very confused. That of color kid, and you know what
<v Speaker 1>we're gonna We're good. I mean, this is like the
<v Speaker 1>most horrific thing ever. We're gonna like show it to
<v Speaker 1>you as much as possible.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, apparently Sid wasn't happy about that either. That they
<v Speaker 2>showed the footage a lot.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I mean, why the fuck did they?
<v Speaker 2>I mean, it is one of the most gruesome injuries
<v Speaker 2>in wrestling history. It is absolutely unhinged. His foot becomes unhinged.
<v Speaker 1>It is disgusting. Like I'm guessing maybe they thought people
<v Speaker 1>heard about it and we're wanting to see it and
<v Speaker 1>we're going to turn and tune into the show to
<v Speaker 1>see it. But it's not like it was advertised, like,
<v Speaker 1>you don't need to show me this.
<v Speaker 2>It's okay, dude, Yeah, it's it's it's bad. So he
<v Speaker 2>goes for a kick off the top rope or the
<v Speaker 2>ropes and just lands and his foot just buckles and
<v Speaker 2>it breaks his whole shit off. It's legit crazy. Yeah,
<v Speaker 2>his boot is still on, but it looks like his
<v Speaker 2>boot is disconnected from his leg.
<v Speaker 1>Legit Like the only thing keeping it from looking worse
<v Speaker 1>than it was is legit his boot, Like, otherwise his
<v Speaker 1>leg would be all the way to the zide.
<v Speaker 3>Oh that is nasty.
<v Speaker 1>I I'm sure we talked about this before, but you
<v Speaker 1>brought it up to and remind us James that this
<v Speaker 1>was John Laurnidis's idea.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, so Sid obviously was pissed after all this happened.
<v Speaker 2>Of course, Sid apparently didn't even want to do that spot.
<v Speaker 2>Sid sid Vicious actually claimed it was John Laronidis who
<v Speaker 2>gave him the directions to do the spot and he
<v Speaker 2>was hesitant, but he did it anyways because apparently laur
<v Speaker 2>and I has pressured him into doing it because he
<v Speaker 2>wanted to make a good impression on the new management.
<v Speaker 2>Then he sued Universal Wrestling Corporation. Sid Vicious sued Universal
<v Speaker 2>Wrestling Corporation that is a turner holding company for the
<v Speaker 2>unpurchased assets from WCW, and also sued John Laurnidis. But yeah,
<v Speaker 2>so he sued him for a multitude of things, including
<v Speaker 2>emotional distress, unjustin Richmond's negligence, et cetera, et cetera, because
<v Speaker 2>of how the injury occurred and how it was treated afterwards,
<v Speaker 2>including WCW using the footage of the accident for their
<v Speaker 2>own gain. Sid ended up losing the summary judgment. He
<v Speaker 2>appealed and then the case was dismissed in two thousand
<v Speaker 2>and five.
<v Speaker 1>Well don't even think about going to all Japan, you
<v Speaker 1>stupid ASSHOLEO.
<v Speaker 2>So yeah, sid Vicious's leg has been broken, just jin.
<v Speaker 2>Only the grossest injury I've ever seen. I can't think
<v Speaker 2>of one. Off the top of my head. If I
<v Speaker 2>thought about it hard, I'm sure I could come up
<v Speaker 2>with another one. But off the top of my head,
<v Speaker 2>it's pretty bad.
<v Speaker 1>I watched Nick Age die and visually this was worse.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, visually it's pretty bad.
<v Speaker 1>And thankfully, thankfully he gets to come back and kicks later,
<v Speaker 1>which was awesome.
<v Speaker 2>I mean, he's later, rarely sold for him, it was awesome. Dude.
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, so did Vader? I think, right? He get back?
<v Speaker 1>Dude, Yeah, ell yeah he did.
<v Speaker 2>So we start off the evening here after seeing Sid
<v Speaker 2>Vicious is horrible, horrible, horrific injury.
<v Speaker 1>I'm going to start a show make me feel real nice.
<v Speaker 2>Well, Goldberg's life ended at sin also because him and
<v Speaker 2>Duade brus I could not beat Buff Bagwell and Lex Luger,
<v Speaker 2>So yeah, the fan was the real tipping point there.
<v Speaker 2>Goldberg's funeral is the first segment on this show, and
<v Speaker 2>Lex Luger and Buff Bagwell come out in huge suits
<v Speaker 2>to lee a funeral march.
<v Speaker 1>So they're out here. They're in black suits. Luger's suit
<v Speaker 1>is just fucking insane looking. Buff looks like he's in
<v Speaker 1>a suit that was also sized for Luger.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, you're right, I don't know what it is. I
<v Speaker 2>love the way old suits look like two thousand.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, so totally Buffer here and they waved to the
<v Speaker 1>back of a bunch of dudes, including Chris Harris, start
<v Speaker 1>bringing a coffin. Not only is he there, Tony, but
<v Speaker 1>when they get the coffin in the ring, Chris Harris
<v Speaker 1>is the only one.
<v Speaker 3>That DAPs up into hugs Buff and looks like that's buddy.
<v Speaker 2>He's there every week, it seems.
<v Speaker 1>I bet this. If this company lasted just a little longer,
<v Speaker 1>he would have been wrestling easy Money on this show.
<v Speaker 1>So they bring a coffin down to the ring and
<v Speaker 1>a big picture of Goldberg shows up on nitro Vision,
<v Speaker 1>which is what they call the Turner Tron. I don't
<v Speaker 1>know when it went to nitro Vision or if that
<v Speaker 1>was short lived, but that's what they called it here.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, they did call it nitro Vision. I was thrown off.
<v Speaker 2>I definitely thought it was the Turner Tron.
<v Speaker 1>Okay, was Turner Tron like an online thing that was
<v Speaker 1>made up because the other one was Titan Tron, or
<v Speaker 1>like I.
<v Speaker 2>Scroll, yeah, yeah, maybe, yeah, you're probably right. Yeah, I
<v Speaker 2>mean I also think maybe they went to nitrovision if
<v Speaker 2>if this is what happened, because they didn't know if
<v Speaker 2>they were going to stay on Turner broadcast.
<v Speaker 1>Oh you know what, that's fucking also good point. So
<v Speaker 1>the lid opens and Buff is hugging the side of
<v Speaker 1>it and crying. Of this coffin, and inside of it
<v Speaker 1>is a jackhammer that has his Goldberg's tattoo on it
<v Speaker 1>and a physical spear and Goldberg's book.
<v Speaker 2>I thought that was funny. The casket and there's a
<v Speaker 2>big jack camera here.
<v Speaker 1>Scott Uson is mad this whole segment. Buff's hugging the
<v Speaker 1>casket and Lex is consoling him, and Scott says, come on.
<v Speaker 1>So Luger has a prepared statement. He says, I tried
<v Speaker 1>to jot down just a few thoughts here. Lex says,
<v Speaker 1>we lost a great hero last night, and I hope
<v Speaker 1>that people that are responsible for the demise of Bill
<v Speaker 1>Goldberg have what suitably justifies the crime and that will
<v Speaker 1>be done by the Boston w to be the great
<v Speaker 1>man like that. Leg says, I know all of us
<v Speaker 1>here have a lot of special thoughts and memories Bill Goldberg,
<v Speaker 1>who is no longer with us ever again.
<v Speaker 2>Sorry, that was fucking hilarious, dude.
<v Speaker 1>Okay, we've we talked about Alex Luger promo like a
<v Speaker 1>total package promo at some point during this era. Heel
<v Speaker 1>tp lex Luger is a fantastic promo, dude.
<v Speaker 2>I mean just tacking on the end there was so funny. Yeah,
<v Speaker 2>I know a lot of us have a lot of
<v Speaker 2>special thoughts and Mary's Bill Goldberg, it was no longer
<v Speaker 2>with us ever again. That is so good. Oh my goodness, Yeah, ridiculous.
<v Speaker 1>Luca says, his unbelievable winning streak never to be equaled again.
<v Speaker 1>A man who went on another win streak of enormous proportions.
<v Speaker 1>Humong his proportions. You could say we all mourned last night. Uh,
<v Speaker 1>and the crowd booze and Le says it's okay your feelings.
<v Speaker 1>And it comes to a guy in the front row,
<v Speaker 1>very angry in a Goldberg shirt, which is a shirt
<v Speaker 1>that says Goldberg and he's holding a sign like a
<v Speaker 1>street sign that says.
<v Speaker 2>Goldberg Boulevard upside down, Yeah, upside down.
<v Speaker 1>Lex says he was a great friend of me to Buff,
<v Speaker 1>to everyone in the back and everyone in the building,
<v Speaker 1>and as a matter of fact, suitable for this very
<v Speaker 1>sad with special night, Buff and all those torn emotions
<v Speaker 1>has jotted down a few thoughts to share with you,
<v Speaker 1>and Buff says, if I could just have your sons
<v Speaker 1>for a moment, and there's a Goldberg chant and Buff says,
<v Speaker 1>exactly Goldberg. I'll speaking for totally Buff and the fans
<v Speaker 1>out here, but we know Goldberg will always be the man.
<v Speaker 1>And he cries a little more. He says, I look
<v Speaker 1>out there and I can see his face, but it's
<v Speaker 1>kind of hard to see when it's six feet under.
<v Speaker 1>I loved a man and him and Luger hug and
<v Speaker 1>Shiovanni says, how do we end this? Well, sadly, this
<v Speaker 1>goes on for fifteen more minutes.
<v Speaker 2>As what's he say? He's a great point, how do
<v Speaker 2>we end this? He's like, player runs the show. H
<v Speaker 2>Goldberg is presumably dead. Who the fuck is gonna come
<v Speaker 2>out here? Yeah?
<v Speaker 1>Right? Uh? Well, Luger says, at this point in time,
<v Speaker 1>like to ask anybody out there in the audience or
<v Speaker 1>in the back that has any special extra thoughts to
<v Speaker 1>add to our memory. Bill Goldberg, please step forward now.
<v Speaker 1>I like that. Like he offered it to the crowd too.
<v Speaker 1>Should have talked to the Goldberg fan of the front
<v Speaker 1>rowse holder.
<v Speaker 2>He definitely has something to say.
<v Speaker 1>Fuck you anyway, the should chosen one. And Shavanni, just
<v Speaker 1>in the purest that he's ever said words before, says
<v Speaker 1>not Jeff, Jared me.
<v Speaker 3>You watching every episode by you don't even know the
<v Speaker 3>half of it.
<v Speaker 1>So Jared comes out and says, I came out here
<v Speaker 1>tonight because I feel I have something very important to say,
<v Speaker 1>and I just want to spare share one special memory
<v Speaker 1>I have of Bill Goldberg in this memory stands above
<v Speaker 1>all the other memories I have. Bill. So, Bill, wherever
<v Speaker 1>you are, I hope you're watching all the time we
<v Speaker 1>spend here in WW together. You never ever beat me,
<v Speaker 1>jose one was never added to that long list of appit.
<v Speaker 1>This is funny as shit, he said, Bill. It's so
<v Speaker 1>unfortunate that you're not here anymore, because I was gonna
<v Speaker 1>start my own streak and add you to the list,
<v Speaker 1>So chuck on that you second, streaking, spearing, Jack Cameron snorting,
<v Speaker 1>Growlin snotting, retired slap nuts hock. Yeah, they all fucking
<v Speaker 1>dap up. They're laughing and hugging. I mean, this is egregious.
<v Speaker 1>And if it wasn't egregious enough, there is still more
<v Speaker 1>to be had here because introducing next the hood emblem
<v Speaker 1>of this group, the man who will lead ww into
<v Speaker 1>the next millennium, the greatest WCW World Champion of all time,
<v Speaker 1>Big Papa Pumpa Scott Steiner, along with his freak of
<v Speaker 1>the week, his favorite freako, which was a fellow A
<v Speaker 1>little contradicting, but take it nonetheless. Scott Steiner comes out.
<v Speaker 1>He's an all black not in a suit, though he's
<v Speaker 1>in a fucking big black.
<v Speaker 2>Turtleneck for Fall Brawl.
<v Speaker 3>The turtleneck, shit, is that the same fit?
<v Speaker 1>Dude?
<v Speaker 3>I don't know. It looks like it though it might be.
<v Speaker 1>He just wears this. It just happened to be good
<v Speaker 1>for the occasion, saying this is.
<v Speaker 2>The only time they could get him to take a
<v Speaker 2>promo shot was in this turtleneck. That's just the one
<v Speaker 2>picture they.
<v Speaker 1>Had to take a fucking picture. Look good.
<v Speaker 2>Take a picture. Medesia has a widow's veil on Also.
<v Speaker 1>I thought that was funny, and that's what they describe
<v Speaker 1>on commentary as her freak veil, which also is right.
<v Speaker 1>So what happened, by the way they explained it here,
<v Speaker 1>the kid that maced Goldberg at SIN was someone that
<v Speaker 1>Rick Flair had introduced to Goldberg earlier to sign an autograph,
<v Speaker 1>So he was a play that they I don't know
<v Speaker 1>why they had to have them introduce them to Goldberg
<v Speaker 1>before the show, Like you just plan them there and
<v Speaker 1>you can make them all the same. I don't think.
<v Speaker 2>That says you know.
<v Speaker 1>Before I talk about Bill Goldberg, just like to say,
<v Speaker 1>after all last night it sin. The list continues to
<v Speaker 1>grow and grow, grow, but not without fair warning, you see,
<v Speaker 1>Sid Vicious, I gave a fair warn to walk away
<v Speaker 1>and is if you mess with the large songs in
<v Speaker 1>the world, You're gonna feel the pain because I'm the
<v Speaker 1>man with the power. So Sid Vicious, tonight, as you
<v Speaker 1>lay in your hospital bed with a rod to your
<v Speaker 1>kneecap to your ankle, you found out why I'm gonna
<v Speaker 1>go down to history is the greatest world champion of
<v Speaker 1>all time, which brings me to you, Bill Godberg, you
<v Speaker 1>see a fault.
<v Speaker 2>Bro.
<v Speaker 1>I may not have hurt you, but I gave it
<v Speaker 1>the worst defeated career. And I'm sure you wanted a rematch,
<v Speaker 1>but you see, in this sport you may have Scott
<v Speaker 1>Rocket at the top, but quite frankly, you are a
<v Speaker 1>man enough to stay on top. So there will be
<v Speaker 1>no rematch.
<v Speaker 2>In this life.
<v Speaker 1>Fuck you. They'll go good riddance. And he opens uping
<v Speaker 1>goffin lid and spits in it. Yeah, it's got on
<v Speaker 1>the seal. Please come on. Well, Goldberg's music hits and
<v Speaker 1>the crowd fucking comes alive. They're ready to see the
<v Speaker 1>big man. He's here. They're stavid shitting on him for
<v Speaker 1>I mean, it has to be twenty minutes now. They're
<v Speaker 1>just fucking reiling them. And we see a shot backstage
<v Speaker 1>in the locker room, and out from the locker room
<v Speaker 1>comes Rick Flair and road War Animal, and I'm like,
<v Speaker 1>that's right, that is right. So Rick Flair and Road
<v Speaker 1>War Animal walk out from the locker room and I'm like,
<v Speaker 1>all right, there's fucking more here. And not only is
<v Speaker 1>there more here, the little Nitro logo pops up in
<v Speaker 1>their bottom left corner, indicating that they're going to commercial.
<v Speaker 1>This is a two.
<v Speaker 3>Seg promo, seg opening promo, two segs.
<v Speaker 1>What the hell watching I'm watching Raw?
<v Speaker 2>You know it's funny. Fuck it's funny because if they
<v Speaker 2>would have done Bill Goldberg's entrance music, shown the door
<v Speaker 2>and then gone to commercial and come back and it
<v Speaker 2>was Rick Flair and Animal coming out, like they could
<v Speaker 2>have at least got some people to switch over. But
<v Speaker 2>instead they show Rick Flair, they show Animal, they go
<v Speaker 2>to commercial, they come back and Rick Flair says, please God,
<v Speaker 2>I'm begging you, do not change the channel.
<v Speaker 1>Put down that channel changer. Fuck that. So we're back
<v Speaker 1>for commercial. Rick players in the ring, and Flair says, ladies, whoo,
<v Speaker 1>just ladies, welcome to the new w z W. He says,
<v Speaker 1>anybody out there watching the show right now, I have
<v Speaker 1>a seat, But that channel jjit down because your world's
<v Speaker 1>Jagen to night. Whoo. Please don't watch WRAW please, So
<v Speaker 1>Flair says, before you use the great collection of wrestlers ever
<v Speaker 1>assembled in one ring, double j Animal, the package totally Buff.
<v Speaker 1>He doesn't like. He doesn't know Buff Bagwell's other nickname,
<v Speaker 1>and which is funny, dude, yes, because it happens multiple times,
<v Speaker 1>like it's always the package, and then looks at Buff
<v Speaker 1>totally buff.
<v Speaker 3>The package is totally buff. He thinks his name is
<v Speaker 3>totally buff.
<v Speaker 2>He looks at Lucer one time and he just gives
<v Speaker 2>the funniest laugh ever.
<v Speaker 1>And Big puppa Pump run the sport wrestling guys at
<v Speaker 1>the night and you out there could do nothing about it,
<v Speaker 1>but that remote down. Please don't do anything about it.
<v Speaker 2>Please please stay right the here sh it's good. The
<v Speaker 2>pretender's cooking us next week, please.
<v Speaker 1>Dude, I mean the pretender is about to eat this
<v Speaker 1>show's ask The pretender puts the nail in the proverbial coffin,
<v Speaker 1>not the Goldberg one, a whole different one of here
<v Speaker 1>that sucks. And then Flair goes into a completely different
<v Speaker 1>diatribe here. I am unsure. I think maybe he just
<v Speaker 1>had time to fill or he was just feeling good,
<v Speaker 1>he says. Women, you can get up in the morning
<v Speaker 1>and you can say goodbye to your fat husband. You
<v Speaker 1>can fantasize about at night with Double j. You can
<v Speaker 1>fantasize about the night with Big Pump, or you can
<v Speaker 1>get totally buffed by bump back.
<v Speaker 2>You can get totally buff by totally buff and linger.
<v Speaker 1>We can wrestle, we can think, and we can party.
<v Speaker 1>Oh night, Helong and anyway, god Burg. Besides that, this
<v Speaker 1>may be the greatest world JP of all time. It's
<v Speaker 1>not the NFL. It's not the NBA. But I don't
<v Speaker 1>know what the fuck is.
<v Speaker 2>One?
<v Speaker 1>What what did him saying? NFL and you have to
<v Speaker 1>do with subitious? Was there a joke? I just missed there.
<v Speaker 1>I don't know, Uh legit, no fucking clue. So less,
<v Speaker 1>it's not it's not that movie. Don't watch that ship, don't.
<v Speaker 2>It's not your trip great movie. It's not DJ Qualls
<v Speaker 2>great actor.
<v Speaker 1>I mean, what a fantastic actor DJ Qualls is. I
<v Speaker 1>mean like nails it every time, like DJ Qalls was
<v Speaker 1>the Justin Long of his time.
<v Speaker 2>I see DJ Calls in a movie theater, I'm popping crazy.
<v Speaker 2>I'm just stating war.
<v Speaker 3>I mean in seats there.
<v Speaker 2>Let me tell you, I'm six deep with all my
<v Speaker 2>friends justa DJ Qualls is there. I'm bringing the boys.
<v Speaker 2>This is not dj if, it's not DJ Qualls, and
<v Speaker 2>it ain't got Stiffler and it just keep the fucking
<v Speaker 2>movie to yourself out.
<v Speaker 1>Like, what's the point a movie without the boys?
<v Speaker 2>I about to pretend to two thousand and one at
<v Speaker 2>one of those two guys. That show is probably.
<v Speaker 1>Awesome there Well, Flaire says, it's not the NFL, is
<v Speaker 1>not the NBA. But last night zid Vicious called the
<v Speaker 1>Methodist hospital. He got his leg broke in too, by
<v Speaker 1>Big Papa. Flaire says, you know why, because he dared
<v Speaker 1>to be on the same plane I got it at.
<v Speaker 1>And he says, over the course of the evening, I'm
<v Speaker 1>gonna be interviewing all you punks backstage. You got two choices.
<v Speaker 2>Ben Ben Bigelow, forty years of age.
<v Speaker 1>You're talking to me, yes, actually specifically you. He says.
<v Speaker 1>You can try and make this level. You can try
<v Speaker 1>and get on the boat before we take off, because
<v Speaker 1>that's what boat's me doing.
<v Speaker 7>Yeah, God, you're.
<v Speaker 3>John Bennon to get him out of here, no more confetti.
<v Speaker 1>He says. You can try to get on the boat
<v Speaker 1>as we take off, or could be dealt with on
<v Speaker 1>an individual basis by Double Jay, by the Animal, by
<v Speaker 1>the Total Package, by totally that's me, or Bye Big Bapa.
<v Speaker 2>Bye God Bop, totally bu Holy Ship that's me.
<v Speaker 1>That's what he starts doing. He starts selling for it. Well,
<v Speaker 1>it's not the end of the segment. I was hoping
<v Speaker 1>this segment would continue.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I was just thinking I needed a little more.
<v Speaker 1>So Flare says, what are you doing here?
<v Speaker 2>That is in a Canadian tuxedo d head, which.
<v Speaker 1>Is kind of disrespectful, like gum Man died here, like
<v Speaker 1>you think he would dress appropriately. Nonetheless, but I guess
<v Speaker 1>he didn't really care for Bill gold.
<v Speaker 2>That's his boy. What you mean the only end of
<v Speaker 2>the street shittily ended twice. I have a new idea
<v Speaker 2>where we started new streak for Goldberg?
<v Speaker 1>Yes, because then I end it.
<v Speaker 2>I started new streaking that I freak it.
<v Speaker 1>So Na says, let me make one thing clear, Rick Flair,
<v Speaker 1>I'm not on your team, and there's a bunch of silence,
<v Speaker 1>and Flare because he has to say something, says, well,
<v Speaker 1>that might not work out for you, right, and that says,
<v Speaker 1>I'm gonna cut to the chase. Oh good, that's good.
<v Speaker 1>Somebody fucking would I love the way Nash.
<v Speaker 2>Holds the mic, by the way, it's so unique.
<v Speaker 1>How's he doing?
<v Speaker 2>Is it like two fingers over the top?
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, that's well, he's you know, he's the ship. I'm
<v Speaker 1>telling you.
<v Speaker 2>I swear he takes off the fucking mic flag whenever
<v Speaker 2>he grabs the mic for.
<v Speaker 1>Some reason we did when he was a heel.
<v Speaker 2>He definitely does all the time, has a mic. There
<v Speaker 2>is no flag on the mic. Everyone else is a
<v Speaker 2>Nitro flag on that. He just don't.
<v Speaker 1>Did he have a flag on the mic here?
<v Speaker 2>No, it was just the stick.
<v Speaker 1>I'm not fucking working here much longer, so, Nash says,
<v Speaker 1>so you're gonna be the brains of this thing. Flair,
<v Speaker 1>I guess Steiner's the heart and tonight I left Big
<v Speaker 1>Sexy back in Indianapolis. Tonight the killer's here, and commentary goes, whoa.
<v Speaker 2>Flair. Flair says, you're just shop.
<v Speaker 1>Well, Nash says Steiner, Tonight, I drive a stake through
<v Speaker 1>your heart, take your belt, and then I kill you.
<v Speaker 1>Rick Flair, oh yeah, because he's the killer.
<v Speaker 2>If it was Big Sexy, would a Rick Flair? You're
<v Speaker 2>lucky he left him back in.
<v Speaker 1>That's for you. Fa Flair says, you're talking awful big
<v Speaker 1>for a man standing out there all alone, and Nasha,
<v Speaker 1>of course, raises an eyebrow and says, who says I
<v Speaker 1>was alone? Sell five five. DDP comes out Big Pop
<v Speaker 1>and Scott Hudson very excited for the reuniting of Kevin Nash,
<v Speaker 1>and DDP says that is inside baby, get ready. No
<v Speaker 1>one's ever been that excited. This team sucks.
<v Speaker 2>They were run tacked champions, Buddy.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I mean so, so are twenty six other teams.
<v Speaker 1>This week, Naw says, I got one more friend of
<v Speaker 1>me tonight, a guy from Detroit, Michigan that Seiner knows
<v Speaker 1>pretty well. He's been poundered to you since you were
<v Speaker 1>a kid. It's a Ray Sin.
<v Speaker 2>Hey, he's with me. He was spoiling the storyline.
<v Speaker 8>Just spoiling storyline and fucking start a fucking spinning all
<v Speaker 8>over himself, he says the slapper.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah. So Nash wants a world title match with Steiner tonight,
<v Speaker 1>and Flay says, you make the matches. I make the matches.
<v Speaker 1>You get to be eight feet tall, and I'm the
<v Speaker 1>boss and now fixed better.
<v Speaker 3>I'm the greatest fuck.
<v Speaker 1>God says Wait a minute, Rick Flair, somebody let me talk.
<v Speaker 2>In twenty minutes. Let's go on here.
<v Speaker 1>He says, I'm the commissioner, so I got the power
<v Speaker 1>to which he got back last night at Sin against
<v Speaker 1>Mike Sanders, who was the commissioner. Kat says Scott Steiner,
<v Speaker 1>I think your booty needs to be kicked, and I'm
<v Speaker 1>gonna take it to the fans if Scott steiner booty
<v Speaker 1>needs to be kicked, saying yeah, yeah.
<v Speaker 3>Oh hell yeah.
<v Speaker 1>I tell you what, Scott Steiner, it's my duty to
<v Speaker 1>please he's your booty. I have spoken. Okay.
<v Speaker 2>I love the cat coming out here. I thought that
<v Speaker 2>ship was awesome.
<v Speaker 1>I mean, like, I mean, it couldn't get any more
<v Speaker 1>fucked up, right, Like the cat was the icing on
<v Speaker 1>the cake.
<v Speaker 3>Here, Like unless the young dragons came out attactive or
<v Speaker 3>something like that.
<v Speaker 1>Are young dragon's coming out and kicking cats? Asked in
<v Speaker 1>the middle of this would have made my fucking dream Like.
<v Speaker 2>If scott'sider body needs to be kick give me. My
<v Speaker 2>favorite part of this was Tony Schavanti screaming at the
<v Speaker 2>end as they go to commercial.
<v Speaker 3>Our getting started.
<v Speaker 1>Fun there James and Scott Steiner. The camera is like
<v Speaker 1>on the camera box next to the ring, Scott Steiner
<v Speaker 1>is Donnie thornburying into the camera.
<v Speaker 2>Well, I'm glad that there were some baby Faces. I
<v Speaker 2>gotta be honest with you. Since Bill Goldberg and do
<v Speaker 2>Wayne Bruce, the two top baby faces on the show,
<v Speaker 2>were out, I was really starting to think there's no
<v Speaker 2>babyfaces left. But little did I know the Killer was
<v Speaker 2>gonna make a return, of course, and Ddp's here to
<v Speaker 2>stand there and the Cat and Rick Steiner who's definitely
<v Speaker 2>not going to portray these guys and join his brother,
<v Speaker 2>I mean this guy. So we go backstage, Rick Flair
<v Speaker 2>and Buff Bagwell are here with Crowbar and Daphne.
<v Speaker 1>Because we didn't need any matches yet, we needed like
<v Speaker 1>more segments to sell this angle.
<v Speaker 3>We're setting up this show. We're doing the angles, we're
<v Speaker 3>long term storytelling. We got a lot of the stories.
<v Speaker 1>So Flair is talking to Crowbar and Flair says, you
<v Speaker 1>saw the show, right, you watch it? Like we need ratings?
<v Speaker 1>Could you watch the show as well? Back here?
<v Speaker 2>The hell no, we all started with a twenty five
<v Speaker 2>minute promo. I'm not watching shit.
<v Speaker 1>Clais says, I got a lot of respect for you,
<v Speaker 1>and I got a lot of respect for the I
<v Speaker 1>gotta know, are you gonna be a team player? And
<v Speaker 1>Crowbar says, Rick, You're a legend, But I've always been
<v Speaker 1>sort of a loner and I you know, I've never
<v Speaker 1>taken sides before, and Flaire says, hold on, you suck,
<v Speaker 1>anyone can throw jack skins around you, suck. I want
<v Speaker 1>to know if you could wrestle with this elite machineer
<v Speaker 1>and I want to hear her screaming all night long
<v Speaker 1>because she's been buffed. What the fuck are you talking about,
<v Speaker 1>you fucking crazy old man.
<v Speaker 2>This shit was funny as shit, and Flair says that
<v Speaker 2>he wants to hear her screaming, and Daphty smiles over
<v Speaker 2>to the left, and then Flaire says that she's getting
<v Speaker 2>buffed all night long, and then Daphney gives us super
<v Speaker 2>confused face, and then Flare says, come on, man, he
<v Speaker 2>leaves man.
<v Speaker 1>I like it. Legit one from Hey do you want
<v Speaker 1>to be on my team? Say, hey, man, you fucking
<v Speaker 1>like anyone can do your shitty hardcore stuff like I
<v Speaker 1>want to see if you can wrestle anyway? Can Buff
<v Speaker 1>fuck your girl?
<v Speaker 2>Yeah? You know him right, totally? Buff? I mean buff
<v Speaker 2>Bagwell that's what you call him. So Niger will air
<v Speaker 2>on Tuesday, January twenty third to eight pm because of
<v Speaker 2>the pretender two thousand and one.
<v Speaker 1>For good reason.
<v Speaker 2>So we get the first match of the evening, Chavo
<v Speaker 2>Guerrero Junior versus Crowbar with Daphane for the Cruiserweight title.
<v Speaker 2>Hakku beat Crowbar for the Hardcore title last night at SIN.
<v Speaker 1>I was very confused at how they explained that, because
<v Speaker 1>I swear they said Crowbar faced Terry Funk and then
<v Speaker 1>Mang won the Hardcore title in the match.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, so I think it's twenty four seven, right, so
<v Speaker 2>we can come in.
<v Speaker 1>Uh maybe let me see. Oh no, it was a
<v Speaker 1>triple threat match. Okay, they just worded it.
<v Speaker 2>Oh sure, okay.
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, so Hawku wins this, and then he goes in
<v Speaker 3>the Rumble leg a week later, which is really actually
<v Speaker 3>this Sunday. Actually he goes in the Royal Rubble. I
<v Speaker 3>don't know how that worked out, but he definitely is
<v Speaker 3>in the roy.
<v Speaker 2>They hot start in the ring here as Crowbar chops
<v Speaker 2>down Chavo. Chavo hits a head scissors and a drop
<v Speaker 2>kick to take back over, and hits a Hurrican Arana
<v Speaker 2>off the top rope.
<v Speaker 1>I was gonna ask this, maybe you guys, I feel
<v Speaker 1>like you guys have a better ear for this than me.
<v Speaker 1>Do you how much was WW like fucking with the
<v Speaker 1>crowd audio during this time? Like, is the main event audio? Genuine?
<v Speaker 1>I know I'm jumping ahead a lot, but like, because
<v Speaker 1>some parts here where they're these guys are doing shit,
<v Speaker 1>I don't hear any reaction at all, and then Kevin
<v Speaker 1>Nash walks over the top rope and they're losing their
<v Speaker 1>fucking mind. Is it like, do you think they're sweetening
<v Speaker 1>that part or.
<v Speaker 2>That's all it is?
<v Speaker 3>Dude, though, I think they did fuck with the audio
<v Speaker 3>because I know, we watched a couple of things and
<v Speaker 3>we're like, why is the audio sound like? It's like weird?
<v Speaker 1>It just yeah, it's always not leveled right, and if
<v Speaker 1>it is, something seems to miss.
<v Speaker 3>Probably mess with the sliders a lot, you know, throwing
<v Speaker 3>it up for Kevin Nash, throwing it down for Javo.
<v Speaker 2>You know what I mean. Everyone the show has been
<v Speaker 2>beaten down mercilessly for years. At this point, I mean,
<v Speaker 2>Chavo Guerrero was teaming with Boner.
<v Speaker 1>And asshole and weed.
<v Speaker 2>And boobs just like in the army or whatever, yeah, whatever,
<v Speaker 2>Tony the Marines or whatever, fighting for this country. Boner anyways,
<v Speaker 2>is a great Grizowit champion.
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, so we just try to try to get at that.
<v Speaker 3>People did not care at this point what was going
<v Speaker 3>on to Guerrero, so they probably weren't cheering or.
<v Speaker 2>Crowbar, who has been unrelentingly feuding with Dale Torborg for
<v Speaker 2>so long now and never winning any matches against I mean,
<v Speaker 2>I'm the kids, also losing the title to Daphne or whatever.
<v Speaker 2>That one time, oh that was just six months ago.
<v Speaker 2>Probably Rick Flair said, hey, Crowbar, you're the man.
<v Speaker 3>You totally.
<v Speaker 2>You guys are next up. There's no one else in line.
<v Speaker 1>We fucked everything else.
<v Speaker 2>Well, commentary is talking about how good Crowbar is at
<v Speaker 2>wrestling and doesn't need trash cans until he decides, fuck it,
<v Speaker 2>I do need trash cans.
<v Speaker 1>It was I mean, the timing was actually fucking tremendous. Yeah,
<v Speaker 1>he says he's shown me he doesn't need garbage wrestling,
<v Speaker 1>and crow Bar is going to the top rope and
<v Speaker 1>then he climbs down to go get a chair.
<v Speaker 2>Well, he hits a few things. He hits a death
<v Speaker 2>valley driver for two. He puts Chiao up and goes
<v Speaker 2>for the Franken Screamer, but Chavo always onto the ropes.
<v Speaker 2>He crashed and burns hard. Chavo goes for the Tornado DDT,
<v Speaker 2>but Crowbar throws them off. Chavo hits a drop toe
<v Speaker 2>hold and jumps off the top for the tornado did
<v Speaker 2>but Crowbar holds them and hits the Northern Lights. That
<v Speaker 2>was all good ship here.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah.
<v Speaker 2>Crowbar goes to back body Chavo over the ropes, but
<v Speaker 2>Chavo crash and burns into the ropes.
<v Speaker 1>He fucking died. That definitely wasn't what was supposed to happen.
<v Speaker 1>It looked gnarly and but it looked look cool.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, it looked awesome. Crowbar then hits the leap of
<v Speaker 2>fate splashed the floor on Chavo as Daphne laughs.
<v Speaker 1>I love that, dude.
<v Speaker 2>I did too. We've talked about before. I can't remember
<v Speaker 2>what match we watched with Crowbar, but an awesome move
<v Speaker 2>that someone should be using now for sure.
<v Speaker 1>I used to spam that on SVR online.
<v Speaker 2>So Crowbar takes a moment of hesitation and then grabs
<v Speaker 2>a steel chair and makes a silly face. Crowbar sets
<v Speaker 2>the chair up on the floor and Chavo hits a
<v Speaker 2>sling shot over the ropes and pushes Crowbar's head into.
<v Speaker 1>The chair face jams them. Yeah, I mean I'd love
<v Speaker 1>to in a different world to see what Crowbar was
<v Speaker 1>setting up for here with this chair on the outside.
<v Speaker 2>Like the ring.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, well he's sad. Who's the Goldbrig fan? Open?
<v Speaker 2>Well, Shave rolls him back in and hits the brain
<v Speaker 2>buster in the ring for the three defending the Cruiserweight title.
<v Speaker 1>Nice brainbuster. I mean I I enjoyed this match.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, me too?
<v Speaker 1>Cool? And uh, I mean it sucks that Crowbar can't
<v Speaker 1>wrestle or whatever.
<v Speaker 2>Dude has great matches, like almost every time we watch him.
<v Speaker 2>This guy sucks.
<v Speaker 1>You suck totally buffet.
<v Speaker 2>So we go backstage totally buff and likes Luga are
<v Speaker 2>talking to Bam Bam Bicholo.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, Bam BAM's here in his undefinest thing out, which
<v Speaker 1>is also his bag. Buff says, we're talking about an
<v Speaker 1>elite group. You are now my elite. Buff says the
<v Speaker 1>new wws. He said, you saw the town, the ring,
<v Speaker 1>you fit right in. Bam Bam, you are our man
<v Speaker 1>for the new Elite Group? Are you with us? And
<v Speaker 1>Bam Bam says, well, do I get to kick some
<v Speaker 1>button and Lex says you sure do, are you in?
<v Speaker 1>And Bam Bam says I'm in. You've been killed my career.
<v Speaker 1>That's far, but as well keep it going. Who cares
<v Speaker 1>at this point, right They all dap up and hug.
<v Speaker 1>I mean, like, wow, that sucks. They didn't see ship
<v Speaker 1>in this guy.
<v Speaker 2>No, I mean they used him when he first came in,
<v Speaker 2>but he quickly just became fodder for everybody else.
<v Speaker 1>This must have been the revenge for Vader getting book
<v Speaker 1>shitty on Raw.
<v Speaker 2>Like they booked Bam Bam shitty because of that.
<v Speaker 1>No, well, Bam Bam wasn't a mainevan in WrestleMania, so
<v Speaker 1>Vader went to w w F got book like ships.
<v Speaker 1>So they took Vam Bam Ba.
<v Speaker 2>Lawrence Taylor match the main event of that mania. Yes, yeah, yeah,
<v Speaker 2>So we have Shane Hounds and Shannon Moore versus Billy
<v Speaker 2>Kidman and Ray Mysterio Junior.
<v Speaker 1>With no time, no time for these guys get in
<v Speaker 1>there and.
<v Speaker 3>Get your spots to all the moves. Well they were.
<v Speaker 2>They were on the road to introducing the Cruiserweight tag
<v Speaker 2>team titles, and I think the idea here was that
<v Speaker 2>the Cruiserweight guys will be going a million miles a
<v Speaker 2>minute and will not be sure selling or doing anything
<v Speaker 2>like that. Just cool moves, flash stuff and fast paced action.
<v Speaker 1>I enjoyed the match. It just was so fucking I
<v Speaker 1>was like, wow, they are they are going like no tags,
<v Speaker 1>Like this is just fucking this is a speed match.
<v Speaker 2>Well we hot start as Ray comes into the ring
<v Speaker 2>and uh yeah, man, I mean these guys are going
<v Speaker 2>to million miles a minute here. God damn it, there's
<v Speaker 2>so much shit that I'll probably miss some of it here.
<v Speaker 2>Ray and Kidman hit us sit out high Times chronics
<v Speaker 2>on a match.
<v Speaker 1>On the show. They are punching Cat in the head speak.
<v Speaker 1>The move that they hit just before this James, which
<v Speaker 1>is way more important than the double high Times was
<v Speaker 1>of course, the double irishwhip gut kick.
<v Speaker 2>Nice set that up. Yeah, well, Kidman goes for a
<v Speaker 2>power bomb on Shane Helms, but Helm's head scissors over
<v Speaker 2>the ropes to the floor. Ray hits a Tiger faint
<v Speaker 2>but gets caught in a wheelbarrow by Shane Helms, which
<v Speaker 2>turn turns into a more in Helm's power bomb neck breaker.
<v Speaker 1>That was awesome.
<v Speaker 2>Kidman hits a baseball slide to Helm's cock and balls,
<v Speaker 2>and Ray then hits him with the face full of stuff,
<v Speaker 2>which they're not calling it that anymore. They're just calling
<v Speaker 2>it the.
<v Speaker 1>Bronxo Brosco Buster.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, yeah, yeah, well more jaw jacks Kidman. It hits
<v Speaker 2>a spinning heel kick on Ray, than fucking tope con
<v Speaker 2>Hilo on kidman.
<v Speaker 1>Dude, everyone just starts doing fucking divester sensational flip dies
<v Speaker 1>and yeah.
<v Speaker 2>Ray hits a Corus group planche on more and kidman.
<v Speaker 2>Shane Helms then comes off the top of the cross
<v Speaker 2>body splash on everyone.
<v Speaker 1>Helms hits his fucking crossbody, gets crazy height on it.
<v Speaker 1>Tony Schavani, I swear this is how he said it.
<v Speaker 1>Another body to pile. Why not?
<v Speaker 2>Thank you for.
<v Speaker 3>Selling this for me. I appreciate it.
<v Speaker 2>Hey man, we're introducing Cruise aweight tag titles. You're going
<v Speaker 2>to be seeing a lot of this type of ship.
<v Speaker 1>No one's gonna be seeing nothing here, souon.
<v Speaker 2>I don't. Ray hits a backdrop on Shannon Moore here
<v Speaker 2>that I thought was awesome. Oh my god, it's on
<v Speaker 2>the apron. Shannon Moore runs at him. Ray back body
<v Speaker 2>drops him over the turnbuckle to the.
<v Speaker 1>Floor and he doesn't say this, but I swear it
<v Speaker 1>sounded like Scott Hudson said, oh shit.
<v Speaker 2>Oh I thought he said, oh Ship.
<v Speaker 1>I think he says, oh Shannon.
<v Speaker 2>No fucking way he said, oh Ship.
<v Speaker 1>I mean it's shit. I mean that's my reaction to it.
<v Speaker 1>Bad body drop over the ring post of the other
<v Speaker 1>side of the ring. Oh.
<v Speaker 2>Kidman hits a franken Seiner off the top rope. Kidman
<v Speaker 2>goes for the JBL line out of the corner, but
<v Speaker 2>Shane Helms stops him. Helms then gets Kidman up for
<v Speaker 2>the verte Breaker, but Ray punches Helms, which allows Kidman
<v Speaker 2>to land on his feet and turn the Vertebraker into
<v Speaker 2>the kid Crusher for the three.
<v Speaker 1>I mean that was a cool finish, by the way.
<v Speaker 2>Awesome.
<v Speaker 1>The commentary actually came up for it too. The crowd
<v Speaker 1>was there for it too. They were like, Oh, what
<v Speaker 1>the fuck, that's like crazy transition.
<v Speaker 2>Good matches. I'm enjoying the fucking show so far, I
<v Speaker 2>tell you so. Mike Awesome runs down and he's been canadianized.
<v Speaker 1>No, and he's so Canadianized that the team KNDA is
<v Speaker 1>trying to take Kidman's hair.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, so Kidman house shows on Awesome and now there's
<v Speaker 2>a brawl between Team Canada and the Filthy Animals.
<v Speaker 1>They had a penalty box match last night, which I
<v Speaker 1>don't know what that is. Says last night they attempted
<v Speaker 1>to cut the hair of Kidman. I don't know why.
<v Speaker 3>He says, why, I might to bury that.
<v Speaker 1>And the why is because they wanted to do hair
<v Speaker 1>versus hair tonight.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah. Landstorm grabs a mic and says, Kidman, you want
<v Speaker 2>to jump on Awesome. Huh, how about you jump on
<v Speaker 2>Mike Awesome and imagine later tonight hair versus hair? Holy fuck?
<v Speaker 1>Whoa Well? Kidman says okay. Not only does he agree,
<v Speaker 1>he says how about we do it right now? And
<v Speaker 1>Landstorm says, no, We'll see you later tonight. Okay, right, yeah, okay.
<v Speaker 2>Sad sad situation here because Kidman and Mike Awesome look
<v Speaker 2>way cooler with the long hair, So no one really
<v Speaker 2>isn't here, dude, I know.
<v Speaker 1>Well, there's a chance that maybe Kidman doesn't have to
<v Speaker 1>be involved at all.
<v Speaker 2>I guess we'll see we go backstage. The cat is
<v Speaker 2>here with Chronic and they are green.
<v Speaker 1>And not enough about the Wrestling chronicker under green lighting,
<v Speaker 1>specifically because.
<v Speaker 3>Smoky they missed the opportunity for a fog machine in there.
<v Speaker 3>Come on in the green room.
<v Speaker 1>With fu sure, so like they like, I didn't think
<v Speaker 1>about it, Ron, Well, I just didn't have time.
<v Speaker 3>I don't think they like weed. Actually I don't think
<v Speaker 3>they do.
<v Speaker 1>They don't care. Sorry, ultimately probably what it was. So
<v Speaker 1>they're in the green light because they like weed, I guess.
<v Speaker 1>And Kat says, why did you call me here? Brian
<v Speaker 1>Adams says, well, job dunk, commissioner, we can we can
<v Speaker 1>call it even, and Cat says, all right, we're even,
<v Speaker 1>and he goes to leave, and Brian is on on
<v Speaker 1>we need a favor, and KT says, listen, I just
<v Speaker 1>started the commissioner, John man, I even got paid yet,
<v Speaker 1>And I'm like, what is he talking about? He owes
<v Speaker 1>the money. Brian Ama says, no, dude, it's not about
<v Speaker 1>the money. You know us we need a tag team
<v Speaker 1>title well shot against the natural Born Thrillers. And Kat says,
<v Speaker 1>all right, you got it, man, after what you did
<v Speaker 1>for me last night, you got it. Well, wait a minute,
<v Speaker 1>who's gonna pay you guys? And I'm still very confused.
<v Speaker 1>I said, Oh, is cat like broke and he can't
<v Speaker 1>pay the roster like he's running the show. Well, Brian
<v Speaker 1>Carr says, hey, listen, you don't have to pay tonight.
<v Speaker 1>We're doing this one because we want to do it.
<v Speaker 1>Kat says, no pay at all. Listen, man, give me
<v Speaker 1>two weeks pay now. I'm gonna give you a new shirt,
<v Speaker 1>something that fits you. Brian Adams says, listen, man, no,
<v Speaker 1>your money's no good to us anymore. Won't get any time,
<v Speaker 1>and I still want the number to your hairdresser.
<v Speaker 2>That's sick.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, fu to be around.
<v Speaker 2>So Team Canada is assaulting Billy Kidman backstage.
<v Speaker 1>Dude, they're kicking this ship out of this guy. They
<v Speaker 1>beat the shit out of them. Major Guns is here.
<v Speaker 1>I don't know if she's involved or not. She's just here.
<v Speaker 1>And Mike Alsin says, you're gonna lose your hair punk, which, sure.
<v Speaker 2>Well, we're backstage and Rick Flair's here with Chavo and
<v Speaker 2>a plate of fruit here on the table very similar
<v Speaker 2>to Vader's spread at the White Castle Fear. Just to
<v Speaker 2>remind everyone there was on the table.
<v Speaker 1>So Flor says, I saw you last night and you
<v Speaker 1>were absolutely miraculous. It's a new w c W. I
<v Speaker 1>don't know if you see the show. If you watch
<v Speaker 1>the show, we need ratings since you did it's show on. Please,
<v Speaker 1>I want you on the team man and Chaumas says
<v Speaker 1>all right, and Flair says, I want you on the
<v Speaker 1>next level. I want you to be one of the
<v Speaker 1>elite at w CWA says, well, you know what I've
<v Speaker 1>been doing has been working pretty well, Eleen. You know
<v Speaker 1>what they say if it's not broken. Flier says, well, yeah,
<v Speaker 1>you know, you're dead. And I used to drink a
<v Speaker 1>lot and we'd wake up the next day and we'd
<v Speaker 1>make a decision exactly.
<v Speaker 9>Wow, wake up and make a decision.
<v Speaker 2>Well, god damn, you know, now that you put it
<v Speaker 2>like that, I guess I do.
<v Speaker 1>Sam.
<v Speaker 2>I'm gonna get out of here now. But I'm actually
<v Speaker 2>I'm actually gonna go talk to my dad. You could
<v Speaker 2>hire him if you want it.
<v Speaker 1>He's super available. Yeah, he's gonna be on TV in
<v Speaker 1>like six years. You might as well get the jump
<v Speaker 1>on this. Yeah, Flair says, you go drink some tequilas
<v Speaker 1>chase the night tru girls, have a good time and
<v Speaker 1>we'll talk about it tomorrow. No pressure leally, don't pressure
<v Speaker 1>yourself though, and then fucking Mike Sanders walks in, that's
<v Speaker 1>the fucking I don't know who would ever write that down.
<v Speaker 1>Sanders walks in and says, Rick, I want to tell
<v Speaker 1>you know that whole commission thing with you. I don't
<v Speaker 1>know how to come across you know, I don't know
<v Speaker 1>how to talk about this. There's nothing but tween us.
<v Speaker 1>You know, I didn't mean anything negative, and Butter says,
<v Speaker 1>I never took it that way. You know, take it
<v Speaker 1>as you're a you're a young talent. You know, you're
<v Speaker 1>just trying to trying to make something of yourself here,
<v Speaker 1>you know what, start a show. I don't know if
<v Speaker 1>you saw this, you see this, if you heard about this.
<v Speaker 1>This is the most elite wrestling group ever. I don't
<v Speaker 1>have any animosity. As a matter of fact, you're gonna
<v Speaker 1>be my pet project. You're gonna be the next dirtiest
<v Speaker 1>player in the game. We're gonna do it together. And
<v Speaker 1>Mike Sanders of course says, hell, yeah the fuck, I'm
<v Speaker 1>on board. But Kat's commissioner. Now he put Chronic in
<v Speaker 1>a match against my boys for the tag tititles he says,
<v Speaker 1>my boys, which is fucking funny. Lists, I got everything
<v Speaker 1>under control. You're the next dirtiest player of the game.
<v Speaker 1>You know, this is the new WCW. If you see
<v Speaker 1>show come man. So Mike Sanders, Mike fucking Sanders is
<v Speaker 1>the next Rick Flair. Man do this fucking company?
<v Speaker 3>This is just Rick Flair and the Misigan. That's all
<v Speaker 3>it is. Wow, that what I was gettings.
<v Speaker 2>And Rick Flair Flair.
<v Speaker 3>So Flair is definitely guess letting everybody right, that's what's.
<v Speaker 2>Happening here, right. He sees these guys as the next
<v Speaker 2>up in this company.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, don't you know this is a new w c W.
<v Speaker 3>I did, I didn't see it. No, my bad.
<v Speaker 1>Mike Sanders is the next dirtiest player that gave youself
<v Speaker 1>a bitch.
<v Speaker 10>It's always Tomas Dad'll we makeing a decision once he
<v Speaker 10>wakes up in the morning, So we go backstage.
<v Speaker 2>Totally buff. Meets up with Hugh Morris or General Erection
<v Speaker 2>whatever his name is.
<v Speaker 1>Okay, thank you, I felt dumb. I wrote Humorris all
<v Speaker 1>the way up until the point where they said this
<v Speaker 1>man is General Erection.
<v Speaker 2>I've always called him General Erection, said I'm not calling
<v Speaker 2>you that.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, funck this guy. So yeah, Tolly Buffer here and
<v Speaker 1>Buff says, Humorts is trying to get a drink, and
<v Speaker 1>Buff takes the cup from he said, let me get
<v Speaker 1>that for your big star. Yeah, where is this? He's
<v Speaker 1>getting a drink of gas from a car and Leg says, hey, man,
<v Speaker 1>Rick Flair is a huge fan of yours, which is fucking.
<v Speaker 2>Is going on general erection. You're gonna be the next
<v Speaker 2>sixteen time world champion, buddy. You know what, Booner, I'm like,
<v Speaker 2>you asshole, are good to me?
<v Speaker 1>Boner, you're the dirtiest lady. He should have said that
<v Speaker 1>to everybody all night.
<v Speaker 2>Now, that would have been fucking funny.
<v Speaker 1>Wow, you know what, Boner, I see so the idiot, Yeah,
<v Speaker 1>the dirty is player of the game. You know, me
<v Speaker 1>and your dad.
<v Speaker 2>Wake up and making decisions.
<v Speaker 1>Remember that the same Boner? So yeah. Lex says that
<v Speaker 1>Flair is a huge fan of fucking Hugh Morris, which
<v Speaker 1>fucking made me mad. And he said he's the one
<v Speaker 1>that give your US tunnel match tonight. And we're talking
<v Speaker 1>about the new w CW. I don't know if you
<v Speaker 1>saw the star of the show, And Buff says, the
<v Speaker 1>elite group. Look at us, the suits, girls, women, jets flying.
<v Speaker 1>We're talking about stars, and you, my friend, are a star.
<v Speaker 1>And Lex says, look at him, he speechless, think about
<v Speaker 1>a buddy, and Buff says, I love you, and then
<v Speaker 1>they both leaves like they had to cram these in.
<v Speaker 2>Huh yeah, I mean they were getting through them.
<v Speaker 1>They got to talk to all the top guys here
<v Speaker 1>can they like totally? Buff didn't want to ask one
<v Speaker 1>top baby face star.
<v Speaker 2>Hell no, you're looking at him?
<v Speaker 1>Are the These are the elites, These are the.
<v Speaker 3>Next up.
<v Speaker 2>Talking to Shannon Moore as I'm watching The Pretend two
<v Speaker 2>thousand and one. So now it's time for Chronic versus
<v Speaker 2>Palombo and O'Hare. We're all tag team title Matchron Chronic, Dron.
<v Speaker 1>Trendous.
<v Speaker 2>So Chronic saved the cat against Mike Sanders last night.
<v Speaker 1>I mean, thank god for that.
<v Speaker 2>When once again w c W will not be fucking
<v Speaker 2>aer on Monday, please do not watch The Pretender. Please,
<v Speaker 2>We're begging you.
<v Speaker 1>Just tune in Tuesday. I mean, I bet that Tuesday
<v Speaker 1>riding was fucking.
<v Speaker 3>Bad, dude, I bet it was terrible.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, there's no Jesus so Brian Adams overpowers Chuck Palumbo here,
<v Speaker 2>but Chuck Plombo takes a cheap shot and takes him down.
<v Speaker 2>I was surprised this turned out to be a real match.
<v Speaker 2>I definitely thought it was getting thrown out immediately. It's
<v Speaker 2>truly a new era for w c W. Did you
<v Speaker 2>see the start of the show.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, man, they gave him a little time here and
<v Speaker 1>Chronic was giving.
<v Speaker 2>So Brian Adams throws Chuck Palombo to the outside, and
<v Speaker 2>then Brian Clark hits a flipping sent on off the
<v Speaker 2>apron and kicks the camera.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I mean he kicks a ship out of the camera,
<v Speaker 1>which is horrifying. It's horrifying at any level of any
<v Speaker 1>show to have the camera kicked.
<v Speaker 2>Well, Brian Adams hits the cuts like a knife, which
<v Speaker 2>is the food Nelson slam.
<v Speaker 1>Is that?
<v Speaker 2>I'm sorry, I think so. I think that's what it's called. No,
<v Speaker 2>I think that's what it's called, cuts like a knife.
<v Speaker 1>Wow. Why?
<v Speaker 2>Oh, I don't know. Yeah, that's just what it's called.
<v Speaker 3>That's not the meltdown.
<v Speaker 2>Wait a minute, Wait a minute, do you want to
<v Speaker 2>see the fucking meltdown?
<v Speaker 3>Okay, yeah, I get all these moves, big stuff. I
<v Speaker 3>don't know they're just naming what it's like.
<v Speaker 1>Sorry, man, cuts like a camera.
<v Speaker 2>Ski and one.
<v Speaker 7>Ski and whoa, whoa wo.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah. So this is not the Duvenator.
<v Speaker 2>Duvenator. This is called the nine Sour Diesel.
<v Speaker 3>This is the purf skirt.
<v Speaker 2>This is this is called the twenty ten Blue Dream. Yeah.
<v Speaker 2>So Brian Adams hits the cuts like a knife.
<v Speaker 3>There's no way that's the name of the moon.
<v Speaker 2>Shut out here. I mean, I gotta give it to him.
<v Speaker 2>He gets way up there where the cuts like a knife.
<v Speaker 3>There's no way that the cuts like the knife.
<v Speaker 2>That's move.
<v Speaker 3>That's got to be a cutter, right, cuts like the knife.
<v Speaker 2>The cutter. I love this move.
<v Speaker 3>And this is the move they did to Goldberg. I
<v Speaker 3>remember photo.
<v Speaker 2>There you go.
<v Speaker 1>Wow, that sucks makes me mad.
<v Speaker 2>So Chuck Plombo comes in and breaks up the pen.
<v Speaker 2>Then Brian Clark comes in, chops him down and hits
<v Speaker 2>a belly back with a couple of elbow drops. Of course,
<v Speaker 2>Sean O'Hare hits a crazy looking upper.
<v Speaker 1>Cut here, dude, yeah he I don't know if it
<v Speaker 1>was like meant to be that way, but it was
<v Speaker 1>very cool.
<v Speaker 2>Well he tags in Chuck Palombo and uh, Brian Clark
<v Speaker 2>hits Chuck Plombo with a double underhook suplex, and so
<v Speaker 2>that's up for the fucking meltdown?
<v Speaker 1>Who was.
<v Speaker 2>So shano Hair comes in and he lines him down
<v Speaker 2>so he can't do the meltdown. And then Palombo hits
<v Speaker 2>Clark with the jungle kick. Nice, I think he's Tarzan?
<v Speaker 2>Is that his gimmick?
<v Speaker 9>Here?
<v Speaker 3>Sure?
<v Speaker 2>Jungle boy?
<v Speaker 1>Wow, I legit. I swear to God, James. I didn't
<v Speaker 1>put any thought into it, and I just accepted that
<v Speaker 1>it was a jungle like. I didn't try to. I
<v Speaker 1>didn't even figure.
<v Speaker 3>I remember once thought that.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah.
<v Speaker 3>Ever, I just.
<v Speaker 1>Thought you might have just you might have just covered
<v Speaker 1>something no one's ever just talked about before.
<v Speaker 2>Tar said.
<v Speaker 3>I just thought he was like a power player guy.
<v Speaker 2>That was it.
<v Speaker 1>Wow. I mean you're super tapted. That's awesome.
<v Speaker 2>Someone's gotta think about these things, you.
<v Speaker 3>Know here, cuts like the knife, jungle kick, come on,
<v Speaker 3>you got it all?
<v Speaker 2>Like Mike today, we call her.
<v Speaker 3>Expert, James. What's there this movie?
<v Speaker 2>So Chuck Palombo and shan O'Hair start a beatdown on Brian,
<v Speaker 2>but Clark fires back with the DDT.
<v Speaker 1>I don't know if you notice By the way, there's
<v Speaker 1>a couple times here, at least two, where Palumbo and
<v Speaker 1>Sean o'ha are both trying to god Brian Adams in
<v Speaker 1>to get into the ring so they could do some
<v Speaker 1>shit behind the ref's back. Brian Adams just doesn't do it,
<v Speaker 1>so they just kick fucking Brian Clark's ass anyway like
<v Speaker 1>that until Brian Adams awkwardly stumbles in at the last second.
<v Speaker 1>The ref has to say, dude, what the fuck are
<v Speaker 1>you doting?
<v Speaker 2>So, like, whoever's teaching him this shit, good on you.
<v Speaker 2>This is great psychology, great structure for a tag match.
<v Speaker 2>Heels fucking get behind the rest back and cheat until
<v Speaker 2>the baby face hot tag. But there's no fucking rules
<v Speaker 2>in this company.
<v Speaker 1>Who gives a shit, right, I mean there's chair shots
<v Speaker 1>on the floor and shit.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, and the rules set in this company is it
<v Speaker 2>doesn't matter, that's legit.
<v Speaker 1>They fucking explicitly told us that too. I don't know
<v Speaker 1>if they changed the pet next or past six months,
<v Speaker 1>but yeah, like it's just the crowd. The crowd didn't
<v Speaker 1>have a chance to boot because Brian Adams wasn't trying
<v Speaker 1>to help.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, for this to work, the rules, Yeah, that's right. Yes, Well,
<v Speaker 2>Adams gets the hot tag and hits a crazy drop
<v Speaker 2>kick on shaano hair. I mean he gets so high
<v Speaker 2>on it.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah.
<v Speaker 2>Adams lines Plumbo out and Chronic hits the high times
<v Speaker 2>on Shaun O'Hair.
<v Speaker 1>Dude. Scott Hudson says, we haven't seen this kind of
<v Speaker 1>fire from Brian Adams in years. Damn the fuck, yeah, dude,
<v Speaker 1>high times. But Palombo is immediately there to break it up,
<v Speaker 1>putting it not even like a hint of maybe he'll
<v Speaker 1>win here.
<v Speaker 2>So Palombo comes in and breaks it up and eats
<v Speaker 2>a double shoulder tackle.
<v Speaker 5>Uh.
<v Speaker 2>Then Mark Jindrak and Sean stasi Act are walking down
<v Speaker 2>the ramp. Staysy Act looks insane, by the way.
<v Speaker 1>What I was, you know, watching the show, James, I
<v Speaker 1>was like, God, there's just one thing missing, and that's
<v Speaker 1>Sean Staysy Act.
<v Speaker 2>I mean he's out here, Dan all he looks nuts.
<v Speaker 1>Dude, Yeah, I mean he looks and the jeans no shirt,
<v Speaker 1>like what the fuck?
<v Speaker 2>So Palombo hits another jungle kick and goes to the top,
<v Speaker 2>but Clark cuts him off. Staysiac and Genderack are just
<v Speaker 2>stomping out Brian Clark on the outside now.
<v Speaker 1>Because who cares they can They're allowed.
<v Speaker 2>To Brian Adams. Then it hits a fucked up looking
<v Speaker 2>superplex here, I mean, just takes them for the ride.
<v Speaker 2>O'Hair hits a Seanton bomb off camera.
<v Speaker 1>Allegedly he hits a shot to bomb. No one has
<v Speaker 1>seen it, so he hit something and then Chuck Palumbo wins.
<v Speaker 2>Hudson then says there is no doubt that Staysiac and
<v Speaker 2>Gingjerack were sent by Rick Flair, not the fact that
<v Speaker 2>maybe Stasiac and Ginjerack are in a stable with Palombo
<v Speaker 2>and Hair had to be Rick Flair.
<v Speaker 1>It have been for a while, yeah, like.
<v Speaker 2>It then shows a replay of o Hair hitting the
<v Speaker 2>shot top Bob.
<v Speaker 1>Thank god, super nice something. Yeah, I mean, like that's
<v Speaker 1>the least they could do. I mean it's a cool
<v Speaker 1>fucking move. So no meltdown, no, no, maybe on thunder we.
<v Speaker 2>Got cuts like a knife though to a super pop.
<v Speaker 1>What does it even mean?
<v Speaker 2>Right?
<v Speaker 1>This is it a wee thing?
<v Speaker 2>So we got backstage. A doctor says that Kidman cannot
<v Speaker 2>wrestle because he was jumped earlier. Did anyone see that segment.
<v Speaker 1>In the beginning of the show. Kidman says, oh, you
<v Speaker 1>know it hurts, why you push it on it? And
<v Speaker 1>the doctor says, well, you can't wrestle, and he says, okay,
<v Speaker 1>yes I can.
<v Speaker 2>I'm good at it, like I'm a good wrestler. Fuck,
<v Speaker 2>you can't wrestle a ship. Huh, i'man to say you
<v Speaker 2>can't wrestle to not.
<v Speaker 1>Like the growth bar well, Conan's hardy says, I'll take
<v Speaker 1>your place if you want in the hair Versus Hair match,
<v Speaker 1>and the cat will It says, hey, what's going on?
<v Speaker 1>And Conan says, yo, yo, Billy got jumped I Team Canada.
<v Speaker 1>He can't wrestle night, let me handle it and I'll
<v Speaker 1>take his place in the hair versus Hair match. And
<v Speaker 1>the cat, I mean like he just has blatant as
<v Speaker 1>possible points at Conan's head and says what hair, and
<v Speaker 1>Ray says kidman's hair, and Cat says all right, and
<v Speaker 1>he gives kind Manhattan and says you might need this,
<v Speaker 1>and Ray then tells Conan, hey, remember what Kidman did
<v Speaker 1>to you a few weeks ago, and Conan says, oh, yeah,
<v Speaker 1>that joke. I'm gonna get you back. You would look
<v Speaker 1>good with no hair, and Kimmen says, all that ain't funny.
<v Speaker 1>Come on, So we're going out of this segment already
<v Speaker 1>knowing that Kidman's hair is still on the line and
<v Speaker 1>that Conan may lose on purpose because Kidman was fucking
<v Speaker 1>with them.
<v Speaker 2>Is not enough.
<v Speaker 1>It is not enough.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I loved how he said what hair. Coda just
<v Speaker 2>looks at Ray trying not to laugh, and Ray says,
<v Speaker 2>kidman's hair.
<v Speaker 1>They all try not to laugh. It was funny, shit,
<v Speaker 1>I mean, a good segment, oddly enough, that's gonna be comedy.
<v Speaker 1>Was actually like laughing at the segment, not laughing at
<v Speaker 1>how stupid was.
<v Speaker 2>So we go backstage again, Jim Jack and Stasiac meet
<v Speaker 2>up with Plumbo and O'Hare, and Jim Jack says, great
<v Speaker 2>title defense, great victory.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, Sean says, read that straight.
<v Speaker 2>Off the sheet.
<v Speaker 1>I mean that's dude. I mean the whole promo is verbatim, dude,
<v Speaker 1>Like Sean O'Hair says, Mark, why'd you mess with our
<v Speaker 1>match like this? Four? And Mark Jendrick says, Sean, we're
<v Speaker 1>just trying to help you, trying to mess you up,
<v Speaker 1>And Sean Stacy says, you need to be a little
<v Speaker 1>more grateful. You were in trouble tonight, and Chuck Plumbo says, whoa,
<v Speaker 1>we had that matter of control, and Staisy says, Chuck,
<v Speaker 1>you got a really bad attitude. Sean says, I got
<v Speaker 1>the bad add and then in walks Mike Sanders and
<v Speaker 1>the most fucked up looking dude I've ever seen in
<v Speaker 1>my life for Reno, Mirk Sanders says, what's going on here? Listen, guys,
<v Speaker 1>my boys are still the world Tag champions, Thrillers still
<v Speaker 1>got the belts. But more important than that, Rick Flair
<v Speaker 1>is the man in charge, and we got to show
<v Speaker 1>him where a team. If we're going to be major
<v Speaker 1>players in this organization, as I've always said, strengthen numbers.
<v Speaker 1>And with that being said, and he pats Shan O'Hair
<v Speaker 1>on the shoulder, strength and honor, what the fuck are
<v Speaker 1>you talking about? I'm gonna start a new company.
<v Speaker 3>The Era of begins the Pure Tag titles. Dude, Rito's
<v Speaker 3>hair is fucked up. I kid do something about this
<v Speaker 3>guy going.
<v Speaker 1>To an airport looks fucking insane, something like that's a wrestler,
<v Speaker 1>Yeah he is.
<v Speaker 3>He can't do anything else but be a wrestler, and
<v Speaker 3>that's fucking He.
<v Speaker 1>Did the roll of the dice Tony like he did
<v Speaker 1>the roll of the dice here, Matthews went matches with that.
<v Speaker 1>To this day, it's.
<v Speaker 2>Over so Conan versus Mike Awesome hair versus hair hair
<v Speaker 2>versus Kidman's hair. Right well, Conan comes out here with
<v Speaker 2>the Oakley two thousand glasses. That's nice.
<v Speaker 1>They're fucking awesome.
<v Speaker 3>They're wrapped around to the back of his head on
<v Speaker 3>top all the way to the back planet.
<v Speaker 1>Hack squitshing his fucking brain.
<v Speaker 3>Looking like an alien. It's awesome.
<v Speaker 1>And Mike Awsome comes out and he does the right here.
<v Speaker 1>I was hoping he would do it to his head,
<v Speaker 1>his hair.
<v Speaker 2>His theme song is nuts here.
<v Speaker 1>What is this fucked up dumbsh.
<v Speaker 2>I don't know what the hell I heard here, but
<v Speaker 2>it was nuts.
<v Speaker 1>Whoever was editing this was in a rush. It just
<v Speaker 1>needed to get this ship out. So all of a
<v Speaker 1>sudden the matches. The match is supposed to begin here,
<v Speaker 1>and all of a sudden, I'm hearing Rick Flair, and
<v Speaker 1>now I see Rick Flair and he's standing backstage and
<v Speaker 1>staying into the camera. Yeah, and he says, kat, I
<v Speaker 1>saw what you did. You booked the match between Awesome
<v Speaker 1>and con In here's the deal in the New w CW.
<v Speaker 1>You see this show, you got to lose. But if
<v Speaker 1>Awesome beats you, Conan Kidman gets his head shaved, that's
<v Speaker 1>the rib, that's reality. You gotta go be awesome with
<v Speaker 1>Conan Kidman gets his head shaved. That's coming from me,
<v Speaker 1>the boss of the new w CWO. Okay, so like
<v Speaker 1>they this has already been established.
<v Speaker 2>This, Yeah, this is already done.
<v Speaker 3>When this is already done in the crowd, no pop
<v Speaker 3>from the crowd, like you think there'd hair.
<v Speaker 1>Only assume that when you, like you were talking about James,
<v Speaker 1>they were kind of laughing at it, and Ray just
<v Speaker 1>piped up and said kidman's hair that that wasn't supposed
<v Speaker 1>to happen. It right, And they already had this flare
<v Speaker 1>pre tape done and said, I fuck it, Eric, maybe
<v Speaker 1>the live crowd didn't get it.
<v Speaker 2>You have say so Awesome gut kicks Conan and takes
<v Speaker 2>over crowd, immediately starts chanting USA.
<v Speaker 1>Dude, fucking Awesome, throws code into the corner. He points
<v Speaker 1>at him double point and he says he's getting his
<v Speaker 1>head shand his bombed all the time, and the angle
<v Speaker 1>was just explained.
<v Speaker 2>I couldn't hear it.
<v Speaker 1>I wasn't listening.
<v Speaker 9>It's so funny, right, So Code hits the head scissors.
<v Speaker 2>And then rolls through with a gutkick, and then it
<v Speaker 2>hits the rolling clothes line.
<v Speaker 1>Voice like, what the fuck else is he gonna.
<v Speaker 3>Call it the rolling thunder?
<v Speaker 2>Larryot was at the official Scott Hudson calls every move
<v Speaker 2>the rolling thunder. I don't know what's going on.
<v Speaker 3>About. He was right with that this was a rolling thunder,
<v Speaker 3>larryat and.
<v Speaker 1>Like, yeah, man, like you just don't get them. You
<v Speaker 1>should look up more move names. You just don't get it.
<v Speaker 2>That's that cuts like a knife.
<v Speaker 1>Lariat, rolling thunders like a knife.
<v Speaker 2>So Mike Awesome hits a released German souplex. Conan then
<v Speaker 2>hits an arm drag, but Awesome allures Conan to the
<v Speaker 2>outside and throws him into the barricade.
<v Speaker 1>Okay, when you say the outside.
<v Speaker 2>He went to the outside and they just followed him,
<v Speaker 2>like when you're playing killer Clowns with a lure.
<v Speaker 1>I thought Conan was going for a dive, and Awesome
<v Speaker 1>just ran away, so Conan had to chase some really past.
<v Speaker 2>He just said, oh, we're going outside, right, all right?
<v Speaker 2>This is the spot use the lure on so which
<v Speaker 2>tilts everyone just right away.
<v Speaker 1>I mean, I mean, dude, if you if you used
<v Speaker 1>lure at the fucking ice cream truck, you're a fucking asshole.
<v Speaker 1>My team's always.
<v Speaker 2>Using it, using that in the car, and I'm blocking
<v Speaker 2>the exit.
<v Speaker 8>So.
<v Speaker 1>Running it to the full speed of the car.
<v Speaker 2>And then we're luring you away. Yeah, oh howking. So
<v Speaker 2>Awesome grabs a chair and hits Conan. Of course this
<v Speaker 2>is okay because this is the new rules, this is
<v Speaker 2>the new w CW.
<v Speaker 1>That's what I've heard.
<v Speaker 2>So Awesome grabs the steps and runs up the steps
<v Speaker 2>and jumps at Conan, but Conan hits them with a
<v Speaker 2>chair out of mid air.
<v Speaker 1>You should have sabooed into the ring.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I think someone had that planned earlier. For some reason,
<v Speaker 2>it didn't go very well.
<v Speaker 1>Two times. It has to go on well to suck.
<v Speaker 1>Someone's gonna pop this off.
<v Speaker 2>So Conan goes for a flying nothing. I mean, the
<v Speaker 2>most flying nothing literally ever seen in my life.
<v Speaker 1>This was a I mean, he was trying to sid
<v Speaker 1>himself as how much of them flying nothing?
<v Speaker 2>He might as well jumped off and say cut me off.
<v Speaker 1>Well, it's a good move.
<v Speaker 2>So Codan flying nothing awesome, gets a boot up to
<v Speaker 2>the face awesome, gets up and hits a line. He
<v Speaker 2>goes through the awesome bomb, but Conan hits the facebuster.
<v Speaker 1>Yes face jam Conan gets it.
<v Speaker 2>Two awesome, then hits a fucking nasty Alabama slam.
<v Speaker 1>Here he stuffs them with it and then goes up
<v Speaker 1>top hits a fucking awesome splash that he's standing up
<v Speaker 1>there forever four, so much so that I swore Conan
<v Speaker 1>was moving.
<v Speaker 2>He looks so up there.
<v Speaker 1>Man, He's huge, he is gigantic, and he looks very
<v Speaker 1>cool with the hair.
<v Speaker 2>The Alabama slam was like a Manhattan drop. He then
<v Speaker 2>lifted him up as high as he could possibly go
<v Speaker 2>and then torqued him backwards and then threw him down
<v Speaker 2>on the ground. It was fucking nasty. It shows Scott
<v Speaker 2>Hudson at the table with a pair of scissors. They
<v Speaker 2>say those are shears. I say those are Dollar General scissors.
<v Speaker 1>They are readssors.
<v Speaker 2>They picked him up at the show. Yeah, they said
<v Speaker 2>someone could go out and get the scissors. Goddamn it.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I'm gonna got a fart bomb while I'm there.
<v Speaker 2>So Austin goes back up but Conyan meets him on
<v Speaker 2>the top rope. Then the scariest thing I've ever seen
<v Speaker 2>goes down here.
<v Speaker 1>So do you think what happened was what was supposed
<v Speaker 1>to happen, like the end result?
<v Speaker 2>No, I didn't know what they were going for. I
<v Speaker 2>thought Awesome was going for a power bomb, like a
<v Speaker 2>blonde bombshell. I thought Conan might be going for a
<v Speaker 2>Frankensteiner or some sort of superplex, more a double underhook superplex. No,
<v Speaker 2>they Conyan stands on the top broke until he doesn't
<v Speaker 2>he can't anymore, really, and then he grabs Awesome and
<v Speaker 2>I guess they hit a d D T.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, he just impowers him off the top. It was scary, yeah,
<v Speaker 1>fucking horrifying, and he wins with.
<v Speaker 2>It fucking awesome though, right, Yeah, it was sick off
<v Speaker 2>the top. I mean that shit was scary, but it
<v Speaker 2>got the win. It was dope.
<v Speaker 1>I'd love to know what it was meant to be.
<v Speaker 1>Maybe it was a rolling thunder souplex.
<v Speaker 2>It's all, go get these scissors.
<v Speaker 1>Which they do, and Conan has the scissors and he
<v Speaker 1>starts cutting Mike Alstom's hair. He's not really doing a
<v Speaker 1>bad job at it. Either. He's kind of actually making
<v Speaker 1>him look kind of nice here until Steve Candad hit
<v Speaker 1>the ring to stop him. They said, you're making it
<v Speaker 1>look too good. We don't get a Canada.
<v Speaker 2>Give him fuck the aircut, dude, I hate they cut
<v Speaker 2>his hair. He looks so fucking cool. I know, I
<v Speaker 2>know there's such a nothing thing too. So we go backstage.
<v Speaker 2>Chavo is talking to Erection uh Penis. He's talking to Boner.
<v Speaker 1>Boner Cock Johnson. Chama says, I know you got to
<v Speaker 1>match the night, Boner, and I'm not trying to take
<v Speaker 1>up a lot of your time, Dick, but I got
<v Speaker 1>something to say. Godjama says, We've been through a lot
<v Speaker 1>of ups and downs, and maybe a lot of downs,
<v Speaker 1>and often my fault, you know, but this new attitude
<v Speaker 1>gets the better of me sometimes. And I'm not saying
<v Speaker 1>we need a ride her or train together. We just
<v Speaker 1>there's not gonna be enemies anymore. Man and general Direction
<v Speaker 1>Hugh Morris Bildemont says, I understand what you're saying, but
<v Speaker 1>I got a lot of other stuff on my mind.
<v Speaker 1>And he walks away, and commentary is very befuddled by this.
<v Speaker 1>For some reason, they can't understand what's going on here?
<v Speaker 2>Who gives a fucking shit? Who gives his shit? This
<v Speaker 2>guy's name is boner Penis.
<v Speaker 1>He still is, He's still boner Cock.
<v Speaker 2>So Mike Awesome is fucking pissed. Of course they cut
<v Speaker 2>his hair. Fuck you guys.
<v Speaker 1>Ah. He is holding pieces of his hair, yelling at
<v Speaker 1>the sky. Ah, and Landstorm says, this isn't over. It's
<v Speaker 1>never over. Canada always gets the last laugh. Ah.
<v Speaker 2>Bla boots coming. So now was signed for the Cat
<v Speaker 2>town Hall?
<v Speaker 1>Yes, so he's here with Miss Jones and last night
<v Speaker 1>send Cat beat Mike Sanders and won back the commissionership.
<v Speaker 1>And Cat says, I'm gonna tell you what. I'm the
<v Speaker 1>new w CW commissioner and I did it for everybody
<v Speaker 1>out there, and I'm gonna tell you people something. With
<v Speaker 1>you people behind me, I could whip anybody. And I
<v Speaker 1>tell you what. We're gonna take WW straight back to
<v Speaker 1>the top.
<v Speaker 2>Baby.
<v Speaker 1>So I tell you why, he says, I tell you
<v Speaker 1>what a lot. I tell you what Ring Flair whoever
<v Speaker 1>he got back there for me today, get him out
<v Speaker 1>of here because I got work to do. So of course,
<v Speaker 1>the man set up and ready to take on The
<v Speaker 1>cat is none other than WrestleMania Man eventor Bam Bam Bigelow.
<v Speaker 2>Oh yeah, man, we get the cat versus Bam Bam
<v Speaker 2>Bigelow and he loses. Guys, fucking loses. That's crazy.
<v Speaker 1>Cat kicks his ass and wins clean like he kicks
<v Speaker 1>his ass like what the hits on superkick?
<v Speaker 2>Like Lawrence Tylor should have this match.
<v Speaker 1>Like like he gets the better of Bam Bam this
<v Speaker 1>whole fucking time and fucking beats him like what the fuck?
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, so they hot start here. Bam Bam takes over
<v Speaker 2>early with the shoulder tackle. It's a belly back for two.
<v Speaker 2>He misses a splash and then the cat whoops his
<v Speaker 2>fucking ass. The cat hits the splits with an uppercut,
<v Speaker 2>starts dancing on him, all over them. He tries to
<v Speaker 2>do a sunset flip to the cat and the cat
<v Speaker 2>does him to suck it and punches him, does a
<v Speaker 2>little dance, drops an elbow on him.
<v Speaker 1>What the fucking running super kick and he wins. Are
<v Speaker 1>you bone them? They both start dancing like what the fuck?
<v Speaker 2>Hey, the Cat's over. Well, now it's time for Shane
<v Speaker 2>Douglas versus Boner Penis Johnson for the US title.
<v Speaker 1>And uh yeah, last night it's sin It was the
<v Speaker 1>first blood chain match and franchise had a secret special
<v Speaker 1>double chain in his knee pads. Oh my god, fucking said,
<v Speaker 1>like what any won with it? Ten? Franchise comes out
<v Speaker 1>and you guess that? He says, god. W He says
<v Speaker 1>fort Wayne, Indiana. WW I like the franchise. Now, he says,
<v Speaker 1>I promise you and Mieciles I would become the US
<v Speaker 1>heavyweight champion. And to and true to a franchise's word,
<v Speaker 1>I wore the sixteen pounds of gold that go with it.
<v Speaker 1>I didn't know the US that was sixteen pounds of gold.
<v Speaker 1>A Now, Hugh Morris, this is where he I mean,
<v Speaker 1>he is not general erection as of this. Mo ms
<v Speaker 1>Hugh Morris. Don't feel bad. You weren't the latest, you
<v Speaker 1>were just the last. What the fuck does that mean?
<v Speaker 1>That is the same thing?
<v Speaker 2>Don't matter two months, none of this.
<v Speaker 1>Now if you are Humorris, go on down and get
<v Speaker 1>your franchised. You can't say ass. You can't say get
<v Speaker 1>your ass.
<v Speaker 2>For the kids. Man, for the kids. That's why the
<v Speaker 2>cats getting sushed.
<v Speaker 3>This for the.
<v Speaker 1>Kids, I wrote, is this humorous or fucking general erection.
<v Speaker 1>God damn it, And I said, okay, his nameplate says
<v Speaker 1>general direction. But for the rest of the match, I wrote, Hugh,
<v Speaker 1>because I'm not writing general direction.
<v Speaker 2>This is Sergeant Generald Boner Penis.
<v Speaker 9>Cock and he's the next sixteen time world champion.
<v Speaker 1>You should be the dirty playing the game.
<v Speaker 2>This right here is evolution.
<v Speaker 1>It gets your franchise right.
<v Speaker 2>You are fired.
<v Speaker 1>All I did was fucking talk shit about you my
<v Speaker 1>whole career.
<v Speaker 2>The Hugh Morris comes in and the hot start old
<v Speaker 2>habits die hard and uh, Hugh Morris has taken it
<v Speaker 2>to Uh Shane Douglas here franchise hits a knee lift
<v Speaker 2>in a perfect plex.
<v Speaker 1>That's the fucking Pittsburgh plunge.
<v Speaker 2>Bitch franchised then takes a chain out of his boots.
<v Speaker 2>W C W sin.
<v Speaker 1>It's a good pay per view.
<v Speaker 2>But Hugh Morris gets up behind him and then Gorilla
<v Speaker 2>Press slams.
<v Speaker 1>Him mother after bomb for my man, Dick Dude.
<v Speaker 2>Shane Douglas is on his full Rick Flair shit tonight.
<v Speaker 2>This was the most flair performance I've seen from him
<v Speaker 2>on a show we watched in WCW.
<v Speaker 1>Ever, well, Thankfully. There's another Rick Flair on the show
<v Speaker 1>and his name Mike Sanders.
<v Speaker 2>So could you Java Guerrera. The Humorris is choking Shane Douglas.
<v Speaker 2>When the next Rick Flair, Chava Guerrera comes down, the
<v Speaker 2>dirtiest player of.
<v Speaker 1>The game, and he does he does a dirty tactic.
<v Speaker 2>He hits Hugh Moore's in the head with a gimmick.
<v Speaker 1>It was the chain. It was a chain chain. I
<v Speaker 1>think you picked the other one up and threw it
<v Speaker 1>outside so Java could get it right.
<v Speaker 2>Well, the ref is just very nonchalant. I mean this
<v Speaker 2>guy was literally knocked out right on top of him.
<v Speaker 1>Humorris was double goosele choking Franchise on the grounds like, yeah,
<v Speaker 1>Java dexum, he was out. Ref doesn't care. It's for
<v Speaker 1>the fucking who cares.
<v Speaker 2>I'm not gonna care about the sergeant Lieutenant Dick fucking
<v Speaker 2>Penis match.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, Like, there's more things to worry about here. I
<v Speaker 1>gotta worry about my fucking family. This place is done.
<v Speaker 2>That's the realm. Yeah, this match, whatever, whatever, whatever, gets
<v Speaker 2>this over quicker. I'm sick of as ship man. So
<v Speaker 2>Franchise gets his arm on Hugh Morris and the ref
<v Speaker 2>super Fast counts. Hit this ship over now.
<v Speaker 1>I hate this match. I hate this stupid match.
<v Speaker 2>So backstage, Mike Today is here with Hugh Morris or
<v Speaker 2>General Erection or Boner. I think it's very funny by
<v Speaker 2>the way that they replaced mean Jene Oakland with the
<v Speaker 2>closest old guy that could find.
<v Speaker 1>So yeah, Mike Today's back here with fucking dick and Today.
<v Speaker 2>He says, uh, you suck.
<v Speaker 1>Your former investments mate that cast you the title, and
<v Speaker 1>fucking Dick Ball says, what, Uh my head has killing me?
<v Speaker 1>What does this have to do with the US title?
<v Speaker 1>That's a great fucking question, Hugh Morris, He says, Guerrero,
<v Speaker 1>you forget who I am. You forget where I come from.
<v Speaker 1>What are you talking about? He said? This isn't five
<v Speaker 1>months ago fighting for the US title anymore. This is
<v Speaker 1>a man against the man. Ooh, my head is killing me.
<v Speaker 1>He had to sell that his head was hurt. He said,
<v Speaker 1>I'm sick of playing games. I'm sick of doing it
<v Speaker 1>right away. I'm sick of being General Erection, I'm sick
<v Speaker 1>of being Hugh Morris. CHAVO, you just open up the
<v Speaker 1>biggest can of worms in your life. And he runs away. Ah,
<v Speaker 1>my head and Mike today, says chavo ogerra, I hope
<v Speaker 1>you're prepared for general erection as in store for you,
<v Speaker 1>say your prayers.
<v Speaker 2>Love it. So now it's time for the main event,
<v Speaker 2>Scott Steiner with Medesia versus Kevin Nash for the world title.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah. I'm looking at the time. I'm like, oh, okay,
<v Speaker 1>we're man invent time. Let me take a glance. Just
<v Speaker 1>give an idea how much show is left. There's five
<v Speaker 1>minutes left in the show. Said, oh, it's right. Yeah,
<v Speaker 1>I mean some some habits never die.
<v Speaker 2>So it shows Kevin Nash high fiving the boys backstage.
<v Speaker 2>Nash don't give a fuck.
<v Speaker 1>We have five minutes five seconds.
<v Speaker 2>So Nash comes out here in ring gear with ring jacket.
<v Speaker 2>I was like, holy fuck, that's the killer.
<v Speaker 1>He's the killer is here. He's in black Nash gear.
<v Speaker 1>That's killer.
<v Speaker 2>So Steiner points at Nash from outside the ring and says, bitch.
<v Speaker 2>It cuts away immediately, so Nash and Steiner lock up.
<v Speaker 2>That was nice.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I mean the crowd's hot as funk for this.
<v Speaker 1>Whether or not it's real or not, it's another.
<v Speaker 3>They love the killer.
<v Speaker 2>So Steiner backs Nash up to the corner, but Nash
<v Speaker 2>reverse whips him and the crowd goes fucking crazy as
<v Speaker 2>he starts firing away.
<v Speaker 1>Here, they're losing it.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, Nash, it's a flash in the corner, a line
<v Speaker 2>and an elbow drop for a two. Nash lin Steiner
<v Speaker 2>over the ropes and mounts him on the outside with punches.
<v Speaker 2>Steiner then head butts Nashes cocking balls twice and then
<v Speaker 2>throws him back in the ring.
<v Speaker 1>I never I mean, like, I don't know if I've
<v Speaker 1>ever seen anyone counter mounted punches this way, he put.
<v Speaker 2>There's no rules, why not?
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I mean that's awesome. And then thank god Scott
<v Speaker 1>Hudson knows the name.
<v Speaker 2>Rolling Thunder belly to belly from the corner front two.
<v Speaker 1>Rolling.
<v Speaker 2>Steiner then hits the elbow dropping to push ups. Steiner
<v Speaker 2>back match Nash to the corner, and he's giving him
<v Speaker 2>some stiff shots. Here Steynder picks up to me, it's
<v Speaker 2>a back breaker. Here Steiner starts pulling on Nash's arms
<v Speaker 2>with a boot on his back, and the crowd is
<v Speaker 2>just going ape shit as Nash is getting up. They
<v Speaker 2>love this guy, dude.
<v Speaker 1>They're going fucking crazy, and Steiner's not having it because
<v Speaker 1>he says, shut up, sit down.
<v Speaker 2>Steiner tries to run Nash into the buckle, but he
<v Speaker 2>stops it and reverses it. They trade until Nash HiT's
<v Speaker 2>the sidewalk slam. Nash goes for a cover but falls
<v Speaker 2>off the pin into a double.
<v Speaker 1>Down very quickly.
<v Speaker 2>Nash drops the straps, but literally five hundred people start
<v Speaker 2>running down the ramp all at once, so Nash then
<v Speaker 2>starts fighting them. Steiner then blows Nash. The bell is
<v Speaker 2>ringing so loud and so much.
<v Speaker 1>So long, like it goes forever, like when I think
<v Speaker 1>of WW ring bell Like this is somebody doing it wrong.
<v Speaker 2>DDP Cat and Rick Steiner come down and the show ends.
<v Speaker 1>Vacant ricks that are hit the ring, and then the
<v Speaker 1>show gets canceled.
<v Speaker 2>All the stars are here. This is what it's all about, boys.
<v Speaker 1>I mean, the show goes off the air. We don't
<v Speaker 1>even see the baby Faces getting up on anybody or
<v Speaker 1>what happened to Gotta tune in next week.
<v Speaker 2>I guess this is w CW. Fuck the baby Faces.
<v Speaker 1>Were a time. Yeah, that's fucking exactly what happened to here.
<v Speaker 1>I gotta say, I mean, like for all that happened
<v Speaker 1>on the show, I mean, the twenty five minute opener
<v Speaker 1>was egregious, right, Yeah, Yeah, the matches weren't bad. I
<v Speaker 1>mean the Bam Bam one was fucking bullshit, But like
<v Speaker 1>everything else I had a good time with and like, yeah,
<v Speaker 1>there was like some like I had something to like.
<v Speaker 1>Maybe I don't know if look forward to for the
<v Speaker 1>next one is the right word, but I knew what
<v Speaker 1>to anticipate.
<v Speaker 2>I mean they just kind of copy and pasted raws
<v Speaker 2>formatt Yeah, long opener segment, matches, backstage stuff that connects
<v Speaker 2>the overarching angle. Yeah, right, so that was kind of
<v Speaker 2>the idea here, and I mean made for a pretty
<v Speaker 2>easy Nitro to watch. I don't know if it's the
<v Speaker 2>show that was going to beat the WWF because it
<v Speaker 2>was just the WWF but with like less talent asiac. Yeah,
<v Speaker 2>you know, I think Nitro had something real good when
<v Speaker 2>it was first starting, but of course as time went
<v Speaker 2>on they had to change that. But yeah, I mean,
<v Speaker 2>for what this is worth, and compared to the Nitros
<v Speaker 2>we watched from this era, this wasn't so bad.
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