Revisiting WWE SmackDown! 2010 Edge Kidnaps Paul Bearer & Kane Hunts Him, King Of The Ring Qualifiers, Survivor Series Fallout

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<v Speaker 1>this episode to ninety three Wow. On this episode, we're
<v Speaker 1>going to be reviewing not only the November twenty six,
<v Speaker 1>twenty ten episode of w W SmackDown, but also something
<v Speaker 1>we haven't done before. We're going to go through the
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<v Speaker 1>the Angle where Edge steeles Paul Bearer from.
<v Speaker 2>King Oh My can't wait. We have November twelfth all
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<v Speaker 2>that correct?
<v Speaker 1>Something like that's about about the timeline.
<v Speaker 2>That's the whole month, including two pay per views, I think,
<v Speaker 2>and that's in with it, which is like the most
<v Speaker 2>insane thing we've ever done here.
<v Speaker 1>So we're gonna be like I said, we're talking about
<v Speaker 1>specifically November twenty six episode, but we're also going to
<v Speaker 1>go over these other parts of the Angle because we
<v Speaker 1>figured there's some silly things here and I never ever
<v Speaker 1>ever want to go back and watch this period of time.
<v Speaker 1>I think it's a good time they just go over
<v Speaker 1>it now. James won't be on the show this week,
<v Speaker 1>he will be returning next week, So much love to
<v Speaker 1>the Big Man. He's always dearly missed, but we will
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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, definitely, we gotta whop his ass.
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<v Speaker 2>I don't even know how that would work, but that
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<v Speaker 2>you know what, that's not a bad show.
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<v Speaker 1>is time for the return of a much requested segment
<v Speaker 1>that we did on the show, and we're bringing it.
<v Speaker 2>Let's go.
<v Speaker 1>It's time for the untitled theme song, said man.
<v Speaker 2>Let's go untitled on ti tyl untitled.
<v Speaker 1>It is oh my, we don't have Oh yeah, I
<v Speaker 1>like that. That feels good. Someone needs to come up
<v Speaker 1>with someone needs to make a theme for it.
<v Speaker 2>For the thing. It's called untitled and it's called on title. Yeah.
<v Speaker 1>Well, this time we are going to go over the
<v Speaker 1>theme songs of one the Big Show. That is also
<v Speaker 1>including his w CW themes as the Giant, his WWF
<v Speaker 1>themes as Paul White and the Big Show and is
<v Speaker 1>AW themes as Paul White. He's got quite the history.
<v Speaker 2>Too, He's got a big history. And there's like a
<v Speaker 2>couple of themes on here. I forgot about Big Yeah,
<v Speaker 2>that is right, Isa, you mention that as well.
<v Speaker 1>So how this works? Everybody is Tony and I. Well,
<v Speaker 1>we'll list these off here and then we will discuss
<v Speaker 1>our top three Big Show themes and you at home
<v Speaker 1>can play along as well. Just so we don't get
<v Speaker 1>in trouble. We can't play any of the songs here,
<v Speaker 1>but you can think about them.
<v Speaker 2>I mean, I make noises, I'm sure here at one point.
<v Speaker 1>Oh yeah, I'll try to.
<v Speaker 2>My best rendition about themes is my favorite.
<v Speaker 1>So starting in w CW, Big Show had eight theme songs.
<v Speaker 1>By the way, we're going by, uh, mostly the ones
<v Speaker 1>that he came out as a singles wrestler, even if
<v Speaker 1>he came out one time. These are all from X
<v Speaker 1>Y lot themes house listened here shout out. Oh by
<v Speaker 1>the way, yes, so the Giant the Giant in WCW.
<v Speaker 1>His first theme was the Dungeon of Doom theme by
<v Speaker 1>Jimmy harton JJ maguire, which he used from October twenty ninth,
<v Speaker 1>nineteen ninety five to March thirtieth, nineteen ninety six.
<v Speaker 2>I remember thom and like he's green and he's got
<v Speaker 2>the world title. That's all I think of when I
<v Speaker 2>hear that song.
<v Speaker 1>Yes, because that's if you're thinking of early big show.
<v Speaker 1>That's probably the one from w.
<v Speaker 2>CI's probably the only one I ever think of. But yeah,
<v Speaker 2>go ahead.
<v Speaker 1>Well there's a couple more here, Tony. You had two
<v Speaker 1>more here right after the Dungeon of Doom run, one
<v Speaker 1>called Accidents Happened and one called Slacker. He used both
<v Speaker 1>of those on the March thirtieth and nineteen ninety six
<v Speaker 1>tapings for Saturday Night It seems okay, and he used
<v Speaker 1>Slacker from March thirtieth until October twenty seventh, which is
<v Speaker 1>then when he started using the nWo theme.
<v Speaker 2>Ah, yes, that is correct, new New New New World Order,
<v Speaker 2>New World Order with quotes.
<v Speaker 1>His fifth theme was quote unquote Harley, which I've never
<v Speaker 1>heard before. He used the July fifth, ninety seven, and
<v Speaker 1>then he would change it some point between then and May.
<v Speaker 1>I've never heard this. I'm assuming they were just trying
<v Speaker 1>to figure out something here for it.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, they you know he's certing to well, he's probably
<v Speaker 2>like in between nWo or whatever, so they're just like,
<v Speaker 2>we got to get him a song or maybe he's not.
<v Speaker 2>I'm probably wrong, but.
<v Speaker 1>It's super babyfaced this song.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I think they like so this is like a
<v Speaker 2>stock song, like a stock I don't know if it's
<v Speaker 2>stock or like, you know, one of those like a
<v Speaker 2>production production. That's one of those production side production so
<v Speaker 2>it's like awful, one of those. I think they might
<v Speaker 2>have like TBS or somebody. Probably it was probably TBS
<v Speaker 2>who licensed all these production songs for like TV, you know.
<v Speaker 2>And then they're like, oh, we're gonna.
<v Speaker 1>Throw that and they said give that to the fucking
<v Speaker 1>jay that works. Then he used Lex Luger's theme for
<v Speaker 1>a show. I'm assuming maybe he was teaming with them
<v Speaker 1>or something and just came out of team Luger. He
<v Speaker 1>just or Luger stopped using I'm not sure the story there.
<v Speaker 1>Then he's back to using the nWo theme on May
<v Speaker 1>twenty first, nineteen ninety eight, and then he also uses
<v Speaker 1>the nWo B Team theme on July eleventh, ninety Underrated song.
<v Speaker 2>By the way, I like the B Team song beat.
<v Speaker 2>It's like I always think of Scott Norton for some reason. Gorton, Yeah,
<v Speaker 2>a New New New World or day. It was kind
<v Speaker 2>of cool. I don't know he was.
<v Speaker 1>Him and Stevie Ray were big representations of the B
<v Speaker 1>Team games this is.
<v Speaker 2>Was that NW No that was an w Japan song too,
<v Speaker 2>right or did they use that in Japan? Probably?
<v Speaker 1>Oh, that's I want to say that Japan one was
<v Speaker 1>slightly okay, Yeah, I want to So then we moved
<v Speaker 1>to the w WF along with mister Paul White. He uh.
<v Speaker 1>He makes his debut at Saint Valentine's Day Massacre, which
<v Speaker 1>we watched on the Patreon this year. We watched it
<v Speaker 1>in February, so check it out deadlock Patreon dot com,
<v Speaker 1>slash Deadlock PW. In the month of February, we watched
<v Speaker 1>the entire Saint Valentine's Day Massacre ninety nine, including the
<v Speaker 1>debut of the Giant so his first team. He came
<v Speaker 1>out on Raw to No Chance in Hell with the
<v Speaker 1>Corporational they introduced Paul White and came out to the
<v Speaker 1>No Chance and Health theme. On the same night is
<v Speaker 1>when he came out to Massacre, which was the Saint
<v Speaker 1>Valentine's Day Massacre theme. So that was it was maybe
<v Speaker 1>slightly different, Oh it was?
<v Speaker 2>Was it the backwards one? Maybe like different lyrics or
<v Speaker 2>song or there were no lyrics. Maybe there wasn't any lyrics.
<v Speaker 2>Maybe that's what it was, because is like will you
<v Speaker 2>be My Valentine? Will you be? I think they just
<v Speaker 2>took the lyrics out for this song, remember, but I
<v Speaker 2>could be wrong. Uh.
<v Speaker 1>So use that February to April of ninety nine where
<v Speaker 1>he changed his song to wait the Big Show, which
<v Speaker 1>legendary up and I mean, I don't I wonder how
<v Speaker 1>I can't. I can't picture big shows WWF front without
<v Speaker 1>well it's the Big Show.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah. Then the other one, like the uh the later
<v Speaker 2>theme would not be possible without this, right No? No,
<v Speaker 2>I mean what no inspiration for that?
<v Speaker 1>Right? Yeah? No. Then he has a different version of
<v Speaker 1>that song that he changes to in May on May third.
<v Speaker 1>I'm not exactly sure the difference. I think maybe it's
<v Speaker 1>just a second version, maybe some tuning. His fifth theme
<v Speaker 1>in w WF was the Unholy Alliance theme from September sixth,
<v Speaker 1>ninety nine until after that end of that run, which
<v Speaker 1>some people may also recognize that stings WWE theme. It
<v Speaker 1>was the same funk I remember, yeah, super well, Okay,
<v Speaker 1>maybe not the same exact song, but it's like pretty
<v Speaker 1>it's like a remix of the on.
<v Speaker 2>Holy Linane when he was taking him to the Learning
<v Speaker 2>Tree if you remember that, Oh that was Cordusca's Big
<v Speaker 2>Show was a big dumb idiot or something, right, and
<v Speaker 2>he was he had a lot of he was like
<v Speaker 2>you got to learn, Like they're like either pick up
<v Speaker 2>what taker is telling you or you're fired. Pretty much
<v Speaker 2>kind of thing.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, so he's in the Holy Alliance. Then he uses
<v Speaker 1>Big by Jim Johnston, the rap song from WWF Aggression,
<v Speaker 1>which had mac ten and k Back and all on that.
<v Speaker 1>Then he's using pretty much the you know the well
<v Speaker 1>it's the Big Show theme, uh, until he joins the
<v Speaker 1>nWo in two thousand and two. Then he uses the
<v Speaker 1>nWo theme with the Big Show intro for his seventh
<v Speaker 1>and eighth themes and then his ninth theme up until
<v Speaker 1>he leaves WWE is Cranking Up by Jim Johnson featuring
<v Speaker 1>brand New Sin, which is probably the one a lot
<v Speaker 1>of people, maybe no more than the Attitude Narber one, which.
<v Speaker 2>Blows my fuck the longest, right probably.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, that's uh yeah, yeah, the longest stretch of time
<v Speaker 1>in two thousand and six until he leaves, which is
<v Speaker 1>what twenty.
<v Speaker 2>Twenty, Yeah, that sounds right. Yeah, you know, like.
<v Speaker 1>Almost you know, fourteen years. You could say he had
<v Speaker 1>that fucking cranking.
<v Speaker 2>Dude. The uh, we didn't talk about this, but the
<v Speaker 2>nWo one is kind of cursed. It's like, well, it's
<v Speaker 2>the big show girl whatever.
<v Speaker 1>And then he goes to AW where he has a
<v Speaker 1>couple of themes, his first two themes. I don't know
<v Speaker 1>if you would count them. I'm counting him because he
<v Speaker 1>came out to them his debut. He came out to
<v Speaker 1>the AW Dark theme instrumental Face Down by Mikey Ruckus.
<v Speaker 1>Then he came down out to Rise, which is the
<v Speaker 1>Dark elevation.
<v Speaker 2>Elevating himself in the whole Dark scheme.
<v Speaker 1>And then of course New Room, New View by Mikey Ruckus.
<v Speaker 5>Wait, oh, mom, just getting big shoe.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, that's like until you mentioned we had to use
<v Speaker 1>a w themes on this, Tony, I fucking forgot about that.
<v Speaker 2>It's legendary. It's like one of those like all timer
<v Speaker 2>in the history of wrestling. You'll always remember that song.
<v Speaker 2>You'll never forget. I guarantee you hear that one time
<v Speaker 2>you're like, wow, I remember this.
<v Speaker 1>It's sure honorable mentions here by the way. Uh, some
<v Speaker 1>of his tag songs, which is, of course we've talked
<v Speaker 1>about this a ton on this show. But uh, the
<v Speaker 1>Jerry Show theme song, the first one, of course, which
<v Speaker 1>was a fucked up combination, just spliced together, chopped and
<v Speaker 1>screwed Frankenstein version of Crank it Up and Break the
<v Speaker 1>Walls Down, which is fuck.
<v Speaker 2>It's like bigs bees, you.
<v Speaker 1>Know what, got your word? And then they make a
<v Speaker 1>an actual song for them called Crank the Walls.
<v Speaker 3>It's a big show and Jericho and Jericho you know,
<v Speaker 3>I got you come on.
<v Speaker 1>I don't know why I remember that one so much.
<v Speaker 1>Maybe it was in the game. Maybe it was in
<v Speaker 1>SBR twenty ten.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, it wasn't one of the games I remember. Yeah,
<v Speaker 2>I probably played in the background on the menu.
<v Speaker 1>You know what oh yeah, hell yeah, crank crack the
<v Speaker 1>wall down, bitch. And then of course he also had
<v Speaker 1>a theme with the Miz, which was missus. I came
<v Speaker 1>to play song with Crank It Up vocals, which I
<v Speaker 1>got a fucking fine real quick because I can't in
<v Speaker 1>my brain remember what this sounds.
<v Speaker 2>I got to hear it too live because I can't
<v Speaker 2>remember either. But it's like, I think it's cursed. Also,
<v Speaker 2>if I.
<v Speaker 1>Remember, Jesus dude, it's exactly what I think it is. Ah,
<v Speaker 1>some big show. This is like the fucking Jerry Show one.
<v Speaker 1>They just keep heading big show.
<v Speaker 2>It it goes. I can't do big shoot, God, damn it.
<v Speaker 1>What they keep doing that?
<v Speaker 2>Like they commissioned that, like they had I guess Jim Johnson, right,
<v Speaker 2>somebody worked on there. Cox Johnston did this song and
<v Speaker 2>then they they made him do that, right, Like they
<v Speaker 2>asked him to do this and then he did it.
<v Speaker 1>That's probably was the breaking point of Jim Johnston. He
<v Speaker 1>fucking they made him do. I came to play big
<v Speaker 1>and he said.
<v Speaker 2>You're at it. While you're at it, you should listen
<v Speaker 2>to this. This is the beginning of the big show,
<v Speaker 2>Christian because he was like, I forgot.
<v Speaker 4>The beginning just goes big Big.
<v Speaker 1>I mean, this ship's fucked.
<v Speaker 2>What were they doing? Like that was a blue era
<v Speaker 2>of the Big I hate all of it, God, blue man,
<v Speaker 2>all of it man whatever, But yeah, those are right things.
<v Speaker 2>Include any of them in your list if you would like.
<v Speaker 2>I would include the honorable mentions as well, if you like,
<v Speaker 2>what are you thinking here?
<v Speaker 1>What's your what do you think you're I mean, this
<v Speaker 1>is kind of like there's some that seem obvious for me,
<v Speaker 1>Like I'm trying to like this is fucking tough.
<v Speaker 2>I don't know, Like the first come up of my
<v Speaker 2>list and I was like, okay, I actually include one
<v Speaker 2>from each promotion he was in or whatever, you know,
<v Speaker 2>kind of trying rounded eye here to be fair. Yet
<v Speaker 2>there I was like, I don't really don't care about
<v Speaker 2>any of his WW themes to be to be frank
<v Speaker 2>and honest, like I like the Dungeon norm one just
<v Speaker 2>like I don't actually like it, but I do like
<v Speaker 2>it as like World Title Green, Big Show, Dungeon of Dudes.
<v Speaker 1>Because you remember him in that era, like you remember
<v Speaker 1>that because.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I mean what beast comes in wins the title
<v Speaker 2>on his first match anyway, which is kind of sweet,
<v Speaker 2>but I wouldn't for like end of your themes, Like
<v Speaker 2>I don't really associate him with that, so I wouldn't
<v Speaker 2>even include anymore. Maybe the WWF nWo Big intro is
<v Speaker 2>kind of funny, but not enough to make.
<v Speaker 1>My life him.
<v Speaker 2>Including any of those. So my number three I am
<v Speaker 2>putting the Big Show, No More Bs, Paul White, New Room.
<v Speaker 2>That's my number three song on here.
<v Speaker 1>I'm gonna tell you, Tony, that's I think that's my
<v Speaker 1>number two. Oh my, it's it's pumping up a level, dude,
<v Speaker 1>you beat along a road, dude legend, especially like the
<v Speaker 1>Real Ship. I mean, he's like he probably wrote these
<v Speaker 1>lyrics like he's wunn his fucking soul into this ship.
<v Speaker 1>It has been a long, hard road and he's just
<v Speaker 1>getting started and we were there for his first match
<v Speaker 1>beat Qt Marshall, Like this song means looks to me.
<v Speaker 2>And what's even like funnier is like the entire tron
<v Speaker 2>is just his name with buildings, and then it says
<v Speaker 2>no more BS, like no more Big Show, and then
<v Speaker 2>randomly it just has the letter G, which is like insane.
<v Speaker 2>I don't know why it just has For Joe. It's
<v Speaker 2>just the letter G, no more BS, no big show,
<v Speaker 2>I'm Paul, and no more giant. G. It just says G.
<v Speaker 2>It does to say no more g. It just says G.
<v Speaker 1>Well listen to these lyrics, Tony, this might change your mind. Here,
<v Speaker 1>been there and back at the Housian times. Now I
<v Speaker 1>got some new things in mind. New room, new view,
<v Speaker 1>new crew, new shoes, stay true, old friend, shame attitude.
<v Speaker 1>This is fucking awesome. Scar scars live on these hands.
<v Speaker 1>WHOA My tower still stands. WHOA don't misunderstand?
<v Speaker 2>WHOA? Wait, dude, I have to put a number three
<v Speaker 2>on my list. I definitely it's good. I'm going number
<v Speaker 2>two for New Room. Movie. Dude, it's good though. It's
<v Speaker 2>a good song. It's like like I said ear Warm,
<v Speaker 2>you said Earworm earlier. I agree. I think it's one
<v Speaker 2>of those history making theme songs here where it's like
<v Speaker 2>I can't name, like think of other aw theme songs
<v Speaker 2>that you can like come off the top of your
<v Speaker 2>head right now. Besides, like there's probably a good amount,
<v Speaker 2>but it's like legendary. That's like one that sticks. You
<v Speaker 2>could do number two because you haven't done number three yet.
<v Speaker 1>I haven't done a three I jumped into.
<v Speaker 2>You give me your number three, just started.
<v Speaker 1>Off my number three Big Show theme. You know it's
<v Speaker 1>it's probably gonna be I'm gonna go with Crank it up.
<v Speaker 1>Crank it up is.
<v Speaker 2>Gonna be my Alright, that's good like that, Yeah.
<v Speaker 1>Because like I mean, that's you know again, it's it's
<v Speaker 1>he had it forever, like it's it's a legendary fucking song,
<v Speaker 1>like you know, it's the big they've obviously used it
<v Speaker 1>for like you know, they've used that snippet in these
<v Speaker 1>fuck maybe I'm being unfair to this. Maybe I might
<v Speaker 1>have to reroll that's my three for.
<v Speaker 2>Now, Okay, reorganize that. But yeah, legendary song, I think.
<v Speaker 5>Uh.
<v Speaker 2>I was gonna ask you how it compares to Big,
<v Speaker 2>do you? Okay?
<v Speaker 1>Big is my number one?
<v Speaker 2>Oh Big as you're number one? Number one?
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I think because like that song was in a
<v Speaker 1>bunch of the fucking Best Games and the tron the
<v Speaker 1>fucking him doing.
<v Speaker 2>The the hands show.
<v Speaker 1>Slammertant or show stopper, and then the dude tron with
<v Speaker 1>his eyes and then a fucking helicopter flying by the helicopters.
<v Speaker 2>That's really good. Yeah, Wow, that's.
<v Speaker 1>Yes, it's the Big Bad Show tonight, y'all. Like this,
<v Speaker 1>dude's a big fucking nasty bastard. Yeah, the first Big Show,
<v Speaker 1>you know, proper Big Show theme is my wow.
<v Speaker 2>Okay, well that's great. That's crazy. I don't know if
<v Speaker 2>I would, uh, but honestly, I didn't even put on
<v Speaker 2>my list. What THEA? How is that possible? Because Crank
<v Speaker 2>It Up is just so much better? Well, no, my
<v Speaker 2>number one is crank it Up because I know, because
<v Speaker 2>well you know, it's discussion. It makes better discussion wise.
<v Speaker 2>But I think that song is just overall better than
<v Speaker 2>Big and it's like, I don't know why, it just is.
<v Speaker 2>I'd like the other one. I don't know.
<v Speaker 1>The beat in Big is so nasty, don't it's the
<v Speaker 1>Big Show come on like that.
<v Speaker 2>I know, I know, but like, come on, you gotta
<v Speaker 2>to me. That's just the that's just the the greatest
<v Speaker 2>of all time. I don't know.
<v Speaker 1>I mean, Big Show's big song says, crank it up
<v Speaker 1>and turn on all the lights, y'all. Dude.
<v Speaker 2>I know, Big like set the pace. But this is
<v Speaker 2>like the remastered re release, ultimate version of this, you know,
<v Speaker 2>like if you make it better, it like you take
<v Speaker 2>a song and then you make it. Like it's hard
<v Speaker 2>to make a song better than it is, but I
<v Speaker 2>feel like they did it with this one. Crank it
<v Speaker 2>up for me.
<v Speaker 1>Okay, so you're number one, so you're number three?
<v Speaker 2>Yeah this, I'm all fucked up here.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, so let's let's go over the list again here.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, so I have just I could just do my
<v Speaker 2>number two and then we'll go over my list again,
<v Speaker 2>so if you want to. So, I'm putting the Big
<v Speaker 2>Show Theme Big Mac ten Edition as my number two forression.
<v Speaker 1>I almost considered it because, like I was listening to
<v Speaker 1>it again and I said, wow, this has got the hardest, like.
<v Speaker 2>No meme here, Like uh, I actually rocked the CD
<v Speaker 2>like crazy in my car, Like I don't even know
<v Speaker 2>if it's in my car, but I had this CD
<v Speaker 2>and I rocked it crazy. Dude, you know what if
<v Speaker 2>we're going back and doing like this, we just reviewed
<v Speaker 2>the CD one day. But my all time fare from
<v Speaker 2>that is I don't stop till I see blood. I
<v Speaker 2>don't stop. He used it on the indies, but this
<v Speaker 2>is a dude, it's just like slow like rap with
<v Speaker 2>like just talking how gangster Big Show is. And I
<v Speaker 2>know he loved this shit too, like, and he came
<v Speaker 2>out to this like once I think.
<v Speaker 1>Right, maybe twice. I think I want to say it
<v Speaker 1>wasn't more than twice.
<v Speaker 2>Though, Yeah, it's just legendary, dude, Like how this ever,
<v Speaker 2>Like wow, this is like probably one of the best
<v Speaker 2>songs on the album too.
<v Speaker 1>I mean, it's fucking pretty good.
<v Speaker 2>And it's crazy that like he actually fucked with it
<v Speaker 2>as much to like come out to it too, because
<v Speaker 2>like some people didn't even use them as themes, you know.
<v Speaker 1>It's like, yeah, that's I mean, he was almost WBF
<v Speaker 1>champion with this song.
<v Speaker 2>Dude, you're right, but yeah, yeah, So my number three
<v Speaker 2>is no More Bs Big what's that song actually called
<v Speaker 2>New Room New V And then I have this aggression
<v Speaker 2>theme Big. I think it's just called Big. Yes, BG
<v Speaker 2>is what the name of the song big with mac
<v Speaker 2>ten and all these other rappers on it, I think.
<v Speaker 2>And then my number one is crank it Up. Damn
<v Speaker 2>all right.
<v Speaker 1>I mean I respected to my three, like I said,
<v Speaker 1>was crank it Up. My number two is a New
<v Speaker 1>Room New View and no I can't. I mean, dude,
<v Speaker 1>every time, like it just brings something out of it good. Oh,
<v Speaker 1>Like I feel like that's like like that's him to
<v Speaker 1>a t this song like this is him from like
<v Speaker 1>you know, everyone says like, oh, I they thought Big
<v Speaker 1>Show sang like the other songs, Like if there was
<v Speaker 1>one of the songs that I thought he actually sang,
<v Speaker 1>it's New Room, New View Like that feels like it does.
<v Speaker 2>It feels like he actually sang that. You're right? Yeah?
<v Speaker 1>But then yeah, so three is crank it up? Uh
<v Speaker 1>two is the aw new Room, New View theme, and
<v Speaker 1>then for me number one is the og will is
<v Speaker 1>the Big Show?
<v Speaker 2>I mean that is but I, like I said, I
<v Speaker 2>had to crank it up there.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, well, let us know everybody what you think. What's
<v Speaker 1>your favorite Big Show themes are? Give us your top
<v Speaker 1>three and then we'll tell you you're wrong, and then you'll
<v Speaker 1>tell us we're wrong.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, include the Big Show Jericho theme, and then you
<v Speaker 2>die because that's not true. I mean to mention for haha, definitely,
<v Speaker 2>James would have fucking all the three tag songs would
<v Speaker 2>have been Unholy Alliance has gone. I don't know.
<v Speaker 1>All right, now it's time to talk about w WE
<v Speaker 1>SmackDown for November twenty sixth, twenty ten. The episode and
<v Speaker 1>the many discussions about the Edge and Kine storyline where
<v Speaker 1>Edge kidnaps Paul Bearer. Oh, we haven't done something like
<v Speaker 1>this like this before, Tony, where not only are we
<v Speaker 1>reviewing this retro episode November twenty six in particular, but
<v Speaker 1>we don't want to revisit this era so much that
<v Speaker 1>we went out of our way to find the other times,
<v Speaker 1>the other segments that Edge and Kane and Paul Barr
<v Speaker 1>were involved in at this time, and we're gonna also.
<v Speaker 2>Go When we talk about those, you'll know why we
<v Speaker 2>didn't want to go revisit them, because it's kind of
<v Speaker 2>a lot of the same thing for eight weeks straight
<v Speaker 2>or whatever it was more I did think it was, Yeah,
<v Speaker 2>but you know, we'll talk about it.
<v Speaker 1>Well. Before we get into that, let's take a look
<v Speaker 1>at what was going on in the world wrestling at
<v Speaker 1>the time with The Wrestling Observer newsletter from The Observer,
<v Speaker 1>November twenty fourth, twenty ten. This is a I guess,
<v Speaker 1>a timely one where it's not a great timely one,
<v Speaker 1>but it's timely nonetheless. Ernest Miller is one of the
<v Speaker 1>people in line for playing the lead role in a
<v Speaker 1>biography movie on George Foreman.
<v Speaker 2>Huh okay, I mean he's bald. Yeah, and they.
<v Speaker 1>Liked him in the wrestler, right, Uh yes, I guess
<v Speaker 1>so maybe he was on his fucking well he had
<v Speaker 1>to gain twenty pounds for the wrestler, so maybe he
<v Speaker 1>looked out a little more. Look like George, dude. I
<v Speaker 1>saw a thing today. It was here today or yesterday
<v Speaker 1>where the family of George Foreman came out and said
<v Speaker 1>Holkogan like was never offered the grill thing first, like
<v Speaker 1>he's been going around saying that for years.
<v Speaker 2>He said that on leto right, he said, and Leno
<v Speaker 2>made fun of him because the story, if you didn't know,
<v Speaker 2>is that Hogan said he passed down. Okay, he was
<v Speaker 2>like offered the the George Forman grill, which is like
<v Speaker 2>legend grill Dude as the whole cold girl, but he
<v Speaker 2>turned it down for the thunder blender. By the way, Actually,
<v Speaker 2>oh my god, I actually got the thunder blender on
<v Speaker 2>eBay one time. I don't know where it went, wait what,
<v Speaker 2>because it was like ten dollars or so it's probably
<v Speaker 2>like cheap too. It's just like a little like a
<v Speaker 2>you know, like those blender bottles that.
<v Speaker 1>You uh yes, they like a ninja blender. No, it's
<v Speaker 1>like oh, thunder mixer, thunder under mixer.
<v Speaker 2>Yes, so it reminds me, dude, it's like ten. You
<v Speaker 2>can get one right now for twenty bucks, Tony, I'm
<v Speaker 2>gonna get one. Get one. It is cool. It's so big. Funny.
<v Speaker 2>James isn't here. I'm getting one delivered to James. Dude.
<v Speaker 2>That is funny. So they have these like it's like
<v Speaker 2>a smooth They show like smoothies on it, but the
<v Speaker 2>blade is like plastic, so you wouldn't want to use
<v Speaker 2>it for smoothies. They show like pineapple and stuff. You
<v Speaker 2>try to put a pineapp on there, it's gonna just
<v Speaker 2>destroy grambled eggs. Actually whatever, dude.
<v Speaker 1>Why So basically now you can mix up your favorite
<v Speaker 1>recipes anywhere and anytime in just seconds. It's just so easy.
<v Speaker 2>So anyway, basically this thing is like they make them now,
<v Speaker 2>they still make them. They're like gym sports mixer, shaker bottles.
<v Speaker 2>It's like a sugar bottle with a little blender. Like
<v Speaker 2>that's how I would equit it. Like this is like
<v Speaker 2>like people buy this stuff now today, this kind of
<v Speaker 2>bottle today, but it just has a different top. But
<v Speaker 2>this was like, I don't know what they were going for.
<v Speaker 2>So he passed on that for this is his story. Yes,
<v Speaker 2>I also wonder, let's say this is true, but you
<v Speaker 2>saying it's not true. It's not. But I'm wondering what
<v Speaker 2>would it be like if would it sell? Like would
<v Speaker 2>people buy the hul Cogan grill as the force of
<v Speaker 2>George former? As good as the grill is, you know,
<v Speaker 2>I actually don't like it forming that much. I have one.
<v Speaker 2>I just don't I'd rather just cook chicken regularly or whatever.
<v Speaker 1>Deb swore by it. Deb had one grown up and
<v Speaker 1>she said, like it was fucking awesome.
<v Speaker 2>It is cool because it cooks your chicken on both
<v Speaker 2>sides at the same time or whatever.
<v Speaker 1>That's how they feel that that's easy. That's like, uh,
<v Speaker 1>that was air fars before.
<v Speaker 2>My big issue with the thing was like the grease
<v Speaker 2>that drips out of it and then like you have
<v Speaker 2>to try and clean it afterwards, and it just it's
<v Speaker 2>like I just drink it, put it in a little oh yeah, yeah, yeah, dude.
<v Speaker 2>Speaking of hull cogin products, like, I'll tell you another
<v Speaker 2>one was they had a haul cog and hamburgers and
<v Speaker 2>chicken sandwiches that they sold at Walmart.
<v Speaker 1>What are you fucking talking about?
<v Speaker 2>You still work at Walmart? Right? Because I told you,
<v Speaker 2>like when I was like worked over nights at Walmart.
<v Speaker 2>I remember when this was like early twenties or whatever.
<v Speaker 2>You know, it's it's like, wait, you're not kidding. No,
<v Speaker 2>they had Hull coke and chicken patties and Hull cogin hamburgers.
<v Speaker 2>People said they sucked, like I wasn't expecting like gourmet burgers,
<v Speaker 2>you know, but the Hull Coke and chicken sandwich is
<v Speaker 2>actually pretty good. Like, hold, it's the Hulkster chicken sandwich.
<v Speaker 2>Here it is.
<v Speaker 1>And they had a dude, I from the Hulks Are Cheeseburger.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, that's they had both of those things.
<v Speaker 1>Hulks Are Cheeseburger two thousand and seven to twenty eleven,
<v Speaker 1>frozen pre cooked burgers on a endorsed by Haul Cochin
<v Speaker 1>in the classic red and yellow. The burger itself was
<v Speaker 1>dubiously beef, and the cheese was listed in the ingredients
<v Speaker 1>as melt.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, the cheese wasn't great, but the chicken sandwich was alright,
<v Speaker 2>you know, like this was before the chicken sandwich. Crazy,
<v Speaker 2>you know, like before all the you know, really good
<v Speaker 2>chicken sandwiches, but like I invented.
<v Speaker 1>I was the first one to put a fucking chicken
<v Speaker 1>on a butN dude.
<v Speaker 2>But I think, like it wasn't that expensive and like
<v Speaker 2>you know, you get a frozen thing, you're microwaven whatever,
<v Speaker 2>like and wow, it was fine, like it was you
<v Speaker 2>have it a break room whatever, just heated up poop. Brother, Yes,
<v Speaker 2>I had one of these things. It was not bad,
<v Speaker 2>damn not bad.
<v Speaker 1>So these could have all been. I mean, he stole
<v Speaker 1>that from Georgia Foreman too. Then give me the chicken
<v Speaker 1>patty to burger.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, the chicken patty, the burger, all that, Yeah, cheeseburger.
<v Speaker 2>Your ass on out of here.
<v Speaker 1>I'm gonna read this one on here, Tony because I
<v Speaker 1>figured if if there was any point for me to
<v Speaker 1>bring this one up, but it'd be when James is
<v Speaker 1>in here, because I don't want him.
<v Speaker 2>To be sad.
<v Speaker 1>Sean Morleyka Valvenus is not scheduled to return as a wrestler.
<v Speaker 1>Was at the Old School Raw TV this past week
<v Speaker 1>and was being trained to be an agent. It's more
<v Speaker 1>of a try out to see if he'll make it
<v Speaker 1>as an agent right now. He was telling promoters he
<v Speaker 1>was going to Europe, so apparently he thought he would
<v Speaker 1>be on the most recent tour. Meltzer says not sure
<v Speaker 1>if he went for TV's and came back, but he
<v Speaker 1>was working indies over the weekend for the NWS promotion
<v Speaker 1>and is also back taking indie dates. So no, uh no, Valvenus.
<v Speaker 2>Twentys and WV, that's rocket, let's go.
<v Speaker 1>I'm gonna I'm gonna try to be as nice as
<v Speaker 1>I can on the show because I know a lot
<v Speaker 1>of people grew up with twenty ten's WE and like
<v Speaker 1>that's like mir and der Dear Heart. So we will
<v Speaker 1>be our best to handle this with the nicest clubs possible.
<v Speaker 1>But if Valvenus was wrestling on WE TV in twenty ten,
<v Speaker 1>I legitimately don't think wrestling should have existed anymore.
<v Speaker 2>I think you should have. Well, do I have a
<v Speaker 2>surprise for you.
<v Speaker 1>TNA. I know he's in fucking TNA.
<v Speaker 2>I think he's naughty boy. Was he like early January?
<v Speaker 5>Right?
<v Speaker 2>He came into January fourth episode right or whatever?
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, and then he fucking so he was there at
<v Speaker 1>this point.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, Christopher Daniels, you know that you mentioned. He probably
<v Speaker 2>got like steeze from that, and they're probably like, oh,
<v Speaker 2>let's see what's going on with this.
<v Speaker 1>Guy shurned his back and Daniels, whoa, we should fucking
<v Speaker 1>bring him in.
<v Speaker 2>Well, Daniels is a big deal. He was going to
<v Speaker 2>be the higher power, you know, so like he beat
<v Speaker 2>the higher power, let's bring him in. And no, I
<v Speaker 2>bet like.
<v Speaker 1>You know, yeah, yeah, his He was on TNA the
<v Speaker 1>last I think the last time he was there was
<v Speaker 1>March fourth, twenty ten Impact. He pinned Jeff Jarrett in
<v Speaker 1>a BROMP du Falls Count Anywhere match, turning heel in TNA.
<v Speaker 1>Then he announced the next day that he was leaving.
<v Speaker 1>Okay because oh, because of the move to Impact on
<v Speaker 1>Monday nights, his original plan to wrestle form with TNA
<v Speaker 1>and CMLL had to change in therefore, he was done
<v Speaker 1>with TNA. So I guess CMLL ran like the time
<v Speaker 1>he would have to travel due, so.
<v Speaker 2>They probably just paid him more money, right, I'm yeah.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, he probably had more dates for them.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah that's right, right, sure, okay, right, Wow sucks dude.
<v Speaker 1>Tony ten Valven has taking on fuck you No answer
<v Speaker 1>is good? There the leap sing Rana, you might know
<v Speaker 1>him as the Great Collie, was sued by movie producer
<v Speaker 1>Abdul Aziz Babblu for failure to promote the movie Rama,
<v Speaker 1>an Indian main movie that he started in. Abdul had
<v Speaker 1>been told Kali would stay in India and promote the
<v Speaker 1>movie for two weeks this month. He claimed in the
<v Speaker 1>suit that he paid Collei in advance for his time
<v Speaker 1>to promote the movie. Klie ended up doing the Indian
<v Speaker 1>version of Big Brother called Big Boss and as yet
<v Speaker 1>to be eliminated, and he was supposed to start with
<v Speaker 1>the promotion on eleven ten. The film was released this
<v Speaker 1>past weekend, so he wound up not promoting it.
<v Speaker 2>Maybe was he film a Big Brother instead? That's why
<v Speaker 2>I name promoted it. I give him the benefit.
<v Speaker 1>So like, do you know, do you know Big Brother?
<v Speaker 2>Like do you I've only watched so like I watched
<v Speaker 2>the Challenge, you know, and like, okay, those people are
<v Speaker 2>on the Challenge, But I know when you're.
<v Speaker 1>In Big when you're on BROG I'm assuming it's the
<v Speaker 1>same for the India version, but when you're in Big Brother,
<v Speaker 1>like you have no contact to the outside world at all,
<v Speaker 1>so like you just live in this house until you're eliminated,
<v Speaker 1>and then even then, like after a certain pount of time,
<v Speaker 1>you go to like sequester, so they put you into
<v Speaker 1>like another house until the game is over, and then
<v Speaker 1>they bring you back in to vote on like who wins.
<v Speaker 1>So I don't know where Kylie got on this. I
<v Speaker 1>would love to fucking watch this now that I've fud
<v Speaker 1>so awesome.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah that sounds great, but.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, he could not seat. He could not live up
<v Speaker 1>to his obligations here because he was drafted inside of
<v Speaker 1>the Big Brother.
<v Speaker 2>That's awesome.
<v Speaker 1>From the observd November twenty nine to twenty ten, Mike
<v Speaker 1>the Mis miss Annin cashed in his money in the
<v Speaker 1>bank briefcase on the November twenty second Live Raw in Orlando.
<v Speaker 1>I mean, yes, that's what you meant, beating grid Yorton,
<v Speaker 1>who was selling a knee injury from a prematch attack
<v Speaker 1>from his title defense against Wade Barrett. Orton retained the
<v Speaker 1>defense due to outside help from a fired John Cena.
<v Speaker 1>When the Mis came down with Alex Riley and the briefcase,
<v Speaker 1>I just wanted to let people know that so they
<v Speaker 1>kind of to get an idea of where we are
<v Speaker 1>in the timeline of wrestling is that this is the
<v Speaker 1>same week that the Miz cashed in and won the
<v Speaker 1>WE title.
<v Speaker 2>Which you also said fired John Cena, which is crazy. Also,
<v Speaker 2>what it is in this company, it is going to
<v Speaker 2>take the top guy away and twenty ten good idea,
<v Speaker 2>good idea.
<v Speaker 1>Well, we won't touch on it too much on this
<v Speaker 1>because I imagine we're gonna watch that episode of Raw
<v Speaker 1>eventually where mis wins the belt. So, but I just
<v Speaker 1>wanted to just to give everyone I context. Well other
<v Speaker 1>news here w w E news, Tony uh. The television
<v Speaker 1>characters released this week were the following Luke Gallows, Shad Gaspard,
<v Speaker 1>Aaron Davis, who is it says here his referee name
<v Speaker 1>was Goose Mahoney Goose Mooney like Jillian Hall, Taron Terrell,
<v Speaker 1>and Vance Archer and kaylen Croft. Most of not all
<v Speaker 1>were told they were part of budget cut across the company,
<v Speaker 1>which is funny because Luke Allows is like, I swear
<v Speaker 1>he's on this show or he's on one of these
<v Speaker 1>episodes standing in the back.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah. So Vance Archer, they should have kept that guy around.
<v Speaker 2>I thought he was cool like, but they made him
<v Speaker 2>cut his hair like he came in and like, yeah,
<v Speaker 2>your hair and he.
<v Speaker 1>Did shit ass nothing in w W E, which I
<v Speaker 1>mean again, I don't know if that's his fault, but
<v Speaker 1>like it's probably better for him because then he got
<v Speaker 1>like a cool news band run out.
<v Speaker 2>Of it and.
<v Speaker 1>You know, the dude's gotta leave to find themselves. I mean,
<v Speaker 1>fucking McIntyre is on this era and then you see
<v Speaker 1>what happens with him.
<v Speaker 2>I just feel like they didn't like they cut have
<v Speaker 2>him come in and like you cut your hair right now,
<v Speaker 2>and like, uh I love doing that. Excuse me, all right,
<v Speaker 2>fuck your fucking second test. Yeah.
<v Speaker 1>This is also, by the way, I want to put
<v Speaker 1>this here because Meltzer puts this in here. I didn't
<v Speaker 1>realize this happens at this time as well. Meltzer retz
<v Speaker 1>YouTube is not something kind to the Hardies. A new
<v Speaker 1>YouTube video showing Jeff and Matt at a diner where
<v Speaker 1>they appear to not be in the best of the shape.
<v Speaker 1>It was mostly Jeff cutting a promo on CM punk.
<v Speaker 1>He was the one, he was the one who made
<v Speaker 1>punk a superstar, flipped them off in the video and
<v Speaker 1>claimed he took ambien to get to sleep, so he
<v Speaker 1>wasn't really straight edge, and then Matt Hardy brought up Leda,
<v Speaker 1>who Punk was dating at one point, so this may
<v Speaker 1>have been filmed at the same time. But Jeff, when
<v Speaker 1>he was wearing uh talked about how he could say
<v Speaker 1>the stuff in this company but not in Punk's company,
<v Speaker 1>and said that she can have periods of emotions and
<v Speaker 1>when that all happens, she still calls him. So this
<v Speaker 1>is the time where the Hardys are not doing great.
<v Speaker 1>I remember this video being like fucking nuts.
<v Speaker 2>Though it was like a Denny's or something, right.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I think so.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, dude, I remember.
<v Speaker 1>Doing the Hardy's time and then a middle finger.
<v Speaker 2>That is crazy.
<v Speaker 5>Yeah.
<v Speaker 2>They were all over the internet at this time. It
<v Speaker 2>was like maybe it was before this, I think it
<v Speaker 2>was earlier, but the Hardy Show or the Matt Hardy Show, The.
<v Speaker 1>Hardy Show I think was like pretty soon after on.
<v Speaker 2>Their website and he was like doing all this crazy
<v Speaker 2>shit on it. It was like the most the same thing ever.
<v Speaker 1>Like it because now the Hardy the Matt Hardy Show
<v Speaker 1>was like after he left the first time, right, like, yeah.
<v Speaker 2>He was a bit because I remember it was like
<v Speaker 2>on their website. It might have been Real Player or
<v Speaker 2>something too. But like, yeah, they were all over the
<v Speaker 2>internet with that. But that is like crazy, you like
<v Speaker 2>unlock some core memory, like thinking about that.
<v Speaker 1>I know, I mean that was uh, that was I
<v Speaker 1>mean they were ahead of their time with that shit.
<v Speaker 2>You know, like it could have been worse. Yeah, you're right. Yeah.
<v Speaker 1>In TNA news, regarding some of the recent w B cuts,
<v Speaker 1>it's been noted that Kurt Angle has been pushing for
<v Speaker 1>Charlie Hass and Shelton Benjamin to join the company, has
<v Speaker 1>been able to unable to get them in. So unless
<v Speaker 1>it's someone like Mickey James who they see is a
<v Speaker 1>star w B cut or Matt Hardy, it's going to
<v Speaker 1>be difficult. Another this is fucking funny. Another thing for
<v Speaker 1>the people who've been on SmackDown, like Luke Gallis or Serena,
<v Speaker 1>is that I don't know that anyone in TNA decision
<v Speaker 1>making even watches smack Down. Oh wow, Which is funny
<v Speaker 1>to your point, Tony, because you were telling me earlier
<v Speaker 1>that you did not watch back doub at.
<v Speaker 2>This time, I did not. I was a rock. I
<v Speaker 2>think I was a TNA guy. Actually that's probably, I
<v Speaker 2>mean you probably, Yeah, that's that's probably right. But yeah,
<v Speaker 2>that's crazy that they weren't even like on their radar
<v Speaker 2>at all, and like the only one they wanted was
<v Speaker 2>Mickey James. It's just I'm surprised that hass and Benjamin
<v Speaker 2>didn't get brought in.
<v Speaker 1>I actually am curious as to why that was, because
<v Speaker 1>they you would think, like, especially if Kurt's telling you
<v Speaker 1>bring these dudes in.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, TNA had a pretty rocking tag division, you know,
<v Speaker 2>like imagine that like beer money or something would be
<v Speaker 2>pretty sweeter.
<v Speaker 1>Then go to r OH and piss me off.
<v Speaker 2>Team Angle TNA would have been like godd I think right.
<v Speaker 1>I mean that feels like it would have been cool, right, Like.
<v Speaker 2>They joined like the main event Mafia or something, I
<v Speaker 2>don't know whatever.
<v Speaker 1>And last thing here, Joey Styles was forced to apologize
<v Speaker 1>and mel this is Meltzer's Verbia chair. Joey Styles was
<v Speaker 1>forced to apologize for twittering that Oxana was eliminated from
<v Speaker 1>NXT a few hours before the show aired on the internet.
<v Speaker 1>That is fucking that is funniest shit. Why would he
<v Speaker 1>do that? Ex TEH was an important show at the time.
<v Speaker 1>Of course, he never went to dot com.
<v Speaker 2>Or something at the time. I think he was like
<v Speaker 2>a big dot com guy. He was.
<v Speaker 1>I can't imagine he just ran his Twitter. Hey guys,
<v Speaker 1>Fucka's gone.
<v Speaker 2>It probably wasn't like that. It's probably just like he
<v Speaker 2>probably just thought about it. It was like, yeah, I'll
<v Speaker 2>talk about it. But that's funny. Though.
<v Speaker 1>He just saw the results and decided to announce it
<v Speaker 1>before the show. He I thought it was gone.
<v Speaker 2>That is funny.
<v Speaker 1>Luke Allas got fired. That sucks. But that is it
<v Speaker 1>for the observer portion of this show. And now let's
<v Speaker 1>talk about w SMACK on November twenty sixth, twenty ten. Yes, sir,
<v Speaker 1>we promise you a great man, Andre the Giant rashole manny.
<v Speaker 1>If you're submer, you're fired.
<v Speaker 2>Give me a hell. Yeah. Not the world is watching, dude.
<v Speaker 2>I thought it was the power is back. How often
<v Speaker 2>my camp is here? Wasn't that it? Right? The power
<v Speaker 2>is back? They said at one point.
<v Speaker 1>Mmm, the world is watching.
<v Speaker 2>That's the one. That's the I was thinking of the
<v Speaker 2>tagline on the screen. Yeah, the text. It didn't have
<v Speaker 2>any text this time. It was this World Wrestling Entertainment.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, the champ is here, so we're Super twenty ten
<v Speaker 1>out here and uh starting off hot. We got to
<v Speaker 1>Pyro starting the show. No uh, no intro video for
<v Speaker 1>this episode because Caine World Champion Kane walks out to
<v Speaker 1>the ring and the first voice I hear is Todd Grisham,
<v Speaker 1>and I said, oh man, I'm in for a great show.
<v Speaker 2>This was insane what I was like getting into here.
<v Speaker 2>I don't know when they actually have the full I
<v Speaker 2>guess it's after this Cane segment they have the full
<v Speaker 2>commentary team.
<v Speaker 1>But yes, okay, I was fucking confused too, because I
<v Speaker 1>thought it was just Grisham and match Striker.
<v Speaker 2>Yes, well we can talk about that after the Cane thing. Yeah,
<v Speaker 2>we'll get there, But this is uh the what was
<v Speaker 2>the theme at the time? Let it roll? Was that, right, am?
<v Speaker 2>I right on that theme? It was do you know
<v Speaker 2>You're which.
<v Speaker 1>Fucking haunted me? Like and I don't even like I'm
<v Speaker 1>not even like not like I like Green Day, But
<v Speaker 1>this fucking song. I don't know why it made me
<v Speaker 1>so mad.
<v Speaker 2>It's not a wrestling song. This is not a wrestling No,
<v Speaker 2>you're random.
<v Speaker 1>Fuck you? Uh So Todd Grisham says, We're on the
<v Speaker 1>heels is one of the most controversial weeks in w
<v Speaker 1>W e history. He says Kane is still the world champion,
<v Speaker 1>but so many talking points from his match at Survivor Series,
<v Speaker 1>and then he throws it to the match striker, who says, well,
<v Speaker 1>I'm gonna let Caane do all the talking, and then
<v Speaker 1>there's just complete fucking son went until Kane gets a microphone.
<v Speaker 2>That is right. I don't know what's going on here.
<v Speaker 2>It feels kind of odd because, like you said, it's
<v Speaker 2>only a little two and then like because Michael Cole
<v Speaker 2>also is on commentary, but he's not talking here, and
<v Speaker 2>then they don't talk, and.
<v Speaker 1>Then maybe maybe they were like, hey, you guys got
<v Speaker 1>a lead to start here, to fucking get used to
<v Speaker 1>doing this, or something like it was.
<v Speaker 2>Like a redub, you know, like a voiceover, like it
<v Speaker 2>didn't go well, so they redid it in the studio
<v Speaker 2>and Michael Cole wasn't there in the studio or something.
<v Speaker 2>I'm not sure, but true. It is very weird, very odd.
<v Speaker 1>So Caine world champion. Here. Kane gets on the mic
<v Speaker 1>and says, two weeks ago Edge abducted the one thing
<v Speaker 1>that means more to me than the world heavyweight title,
<v Speaker 1>Paul Bear. So that was the November twelfth, twenty ten
<v Speaker 1>episode is where Edge kidna have Paul Bearer, and Kane says, then,
<v Speaker 1>last week Edge humiliated me and Paul Bearer in his
<v Speaker 1>perverted game of cat and mouse. He mentally tortured Paul Bear.
<v Speaker 1>This is where I was like, there's no way this
<v Speaker 1>is actually what happens here, he says. He mentally tortured
<v Speaker 1>Paul Bear, forcing him to play dodgeball and smothering him
<v Speaker 1>in pizza in Buffalos.
<v Speaker 2>What I said, that sounds like a really good time
<v Speaker 2>dodgeball and pizza. Paula must be in heaven right now.
<v Speaker 2>This is great.
<v Speaker 1>What the hell I'm fucking off?
<v Speaker 2>Like Dodgeball? He had wigs and pizza. Huh dude.
<v Speaker 1>In my brain, I thought he was gonna say, like
<v Speaker 1>and he fucking beat the ship out of them, But
<v Speaker 1>he broke his neck.
<v Speaker 2>He tortured it with a branding iron, you know, like
<v Speaker 2>whatever balls up to a car battery. But no, he
<v Speaker 2>made him. He made him have pizza and video games.
<v Speaker 1>This is awesome, fucking.
<v Speaker 2>Dude, what all right? I was like, Dodgeball? What the hell?
<v Speaker 2>I would have to see that to believe it.
<v Speaker 1>So first and dead time in Deadlock history, we are
<v Speaker 1>going to go back.
<v Speaker 2>We gotta take a bat go back.
<v Speaker 1>You're going so as I said November twelve, twenty ten,
<v Speaker 1>at the end the end of that episode of SmackDown
<v Speaker 1>is where Edge kidnapp Paul Bear. He had him tied
<v Speaker 1>up in a wheelchairs, so that was the first instance
<v Speaker 1>of Edge kidnapping Paul Bear. Then Tony, we go to
<v Speaker 1>the November nineteenth, twenty ten episode of SmackDown for the continuation,
<v Speaker 1>and now we get into the Edge Finnati.
<v Speaker 2>Yes, can I hit on the November twelfth one a
<v Speaker 2>little bit here? Oh sure, yeah, just talk about it
<v Speaker 2>because I have like a short little thing written down
<v Speaker 2>here about it, So I figured i'd tell you how
<v Speaker 2>we got here. So Edge says he wants to be
<v Speaker 2>world heavyweight champion, so that means he's got to go
<v Speaker 2>through Kane, which seems like an impossible plan here. So
<v Speaker 2>he's just basically going, hey, yo, I want to be champion.
<v Speaker 2>So that's how they start the program with Kane, like
<v Speaker 2>I want to be champion. He wants to be ten
<v Speaker 2>time world heavyweight champion. He wants to go to WrestleMania
<v Speaker 2>as champion too, So that's kind of his idea here.
<v Speaker 2>Is that he's going to be champion at WrestleMania and.
<v Speaker 1>I want to play dodgeball with your dad that too.
<v Speaker 2>Then anyway, then there's Nexus. They had to debuted, and
<v Speaker 2>there's Nexus, garbage whatever, Yeah, yeah, yeah, not garbage. But
<v Speaker 2>you know, we don't have to hit on that.
<v Speaker 1>You mean garbage isn't like them doing a bunch of shit.
<v Speaker 2>Yes, yes, them doing a lot of stuff. We don't
<v Speaker 2>have to talk about Nexus because it's relevant. But then
<v Speaker 2>later that night, Cane and Paul Barry cut a promo
<v Speaker 2>backstage on how he believes he can be the Edge
<v Speaker 2>just like he beat the Undertaker because he just buried
<v Speaker 2>the Undertaker and Takers gone. He says, I'm your champion
<v Speaker 2>and I'm gonna leave you and begging for the darkest
<v Speaker 2>corners of hell. So Caine's spooky evil guy with music
<v Speaker 2>and whatever. Later and I Edge has a lumberjack match
<v Speaker 2>with David O'tanga where the Nexus is lumberjackson. All doesn't
<v Speaker 2>that sound good to you? That sounds great? Then Caine
<v Speaker 2>comes in and choke slam's Edge in this match in
<v Speaker 2>the lumberjack match, and Kane is backstage and he finds
<v Speaker 2>his earned but there is no Paul Barry to be
<v Speaker 2>found here. Is he in it? He is not in it.
<v Speaker 2>There's no dust, there's no dust in the air, and
<v Speaker 2>they're like no ashes is just then Kane's like in
<v Speaker 2>a red room with a bunch of paletts. I guess
<v Speaker 2>that's right. It's like the boiler room. Yes, it's the
<v Speaker 2>cane room or the black raining room. Almost. The main
<v Speaker 2>event is Big Show versus Caine, and then we see
<v Speaker 2>Paul Bear's tied up backstage watching this. The match then
<v Speaker 2>goes on for like twenty more minutes after he sees
<v Speaker 2>him tied up backstage. I don't know if Kane is
<v Speaker 2>not supposed to see that or were the only one supposed.
<v Speaker 1>To know that. Well, there's a lot of that on
<v Speaker 1>this show.
<v Speaker 2>So Edge wheels Paul Bart onto the stage and he
<v Speaker 2>threatens to push Paul Bear off the stage, but then
<v Speaker 2>Kane turns around into a choke slam from the Big Show,
<v Speaker 2>and we end this show with Paul. Then he's saying,
<v Speaker 2>say goodbye to your son, says Edge. So then Paul
<v Speaker 2>say goodbye to your son. So there's that for that's.
<v Speaker 1>November twelfth, twenty ten. Then we go to November nineteenth
<v Speaker 1>twenty ten episodes backdown, which is really where we start
<v Speaker 1>getting to the naty gritty here. So Edge is backstage
<v Speaker 1>and we only see Edge here, and he says, I've
<v Speaker 1>gotten reports all week that Kane is maniacal, more dangerous
<v Speaker 1>than he's ever been. He's pulling his hair out if
<v Speaker 1>he had any. We're in, by the way, This is
<v Speaker 1>super like pg Era, Like he is there, I mean
<v Speaker 1>because the crowd is full of fucking kids, so like
<v Speaker 1>he's working to his audience here, yeah, exactly Edge. Edge
<v Speaker 1>looks over and says, what's the matter. He looks sickly pale,
<v Speaker 1>and it pans out and we see Paul Barrow is
<v Speaker 1>tied up in a wheelchair with tape over his mouth,
<v Speaker 1>and Edge rips off the tape and Paul Barry says,
<v Speaker 1>okad can help me. Puts the tape back over.
<v Speaker 2>By the way, remember Paul bear screaming with tape off,
<v Speaker 2>and uh, you.
<v Speaker 1>Won't have to fucking remember it. You will be reminded
<v Speaker 1>of it.
<v Speaker 2>Up on a wonder heat chicken.
<v Speaker 1>So Edge puts the tape back on and says, you know,
<v Speaker 1>maybe Kin would help you if he if he knew
<v Speaker 1>where we were, and no one's ever gonna find us.
<v Speaker 1>And maybe, just maybe by the end of the night,
<v Speaker 1>we'll go see Kane if you're a good boy. And
<v Speaker 1>you know, he said, we've had a good time this week,
<v Speaker 1>this monster truck rally at the you know, the beach
<v Speaker 1>volleyball game. It's been a barrow laughs. But I have
<v Speaker 1>more ideas. He looks over and sit next to them
<v Speaker 1>is another wheelchair, and Edge says, we should have a
<v Speaker 1>drag race. So he stole Caine's dad and he's fucking
<v Speaker 1>with them and now he's got to race them in
<v Speaker 1>a wheelchair. So Edge gets in the chair and he
<v Speaker 1>says ready, and he fucking super zooms off. He's locked
<v Speaker 1>in his he's got his tongue sticking out.
<v Speaker 2>He's go on fire.
<v Speaker 1>And he zooms off in the wheelchair and he crosses
<v Speaker 1>the line and doesn't go to TNA, but he does
<v Speaker 1>win the wheelchair race, and he he wheels back over
<v Speaker 1>to Paul. He says, what's the matter? Paul didn't like
<v Speaker 1>that game? Said you want to play another?
<v Speaker 2>This was weird.
<v Speaker 1>I don't know if you noticed this one.
<v Speaker 2>Tody.
<v Speaker 1>He leans into him and he says trivial pursuit to her.
<v Speaker 1>A game of Jenga maybe, And he says Jenga and
<v Speaker 1>the crowd goes, oh, this is like, did they fuck
<v Speaker 1>up dubbing a crowd reaction here or something else going? Dude?
<v Speaker 2>It was it was.
<v Speaker 1>I was like, is there like a Jenga angle that
<v Speaker 1>I fucking forgot about?
<v Speaker 2>Oh? Maybe Jenga.
<v Speaker 5>Maybe?
<v Speaker 2>Yeah.
<v Speaker 1>Uh So then same episode, we're still in November nineteenth year.
<v Speaker 1>There's a lot to get over for. We get to
<v Speaker 1>the actual episode again, but stick on us here because
<v Speaker 1>we want to give you the full landscape of this shit.
<v Speaker 1>So we're backstage with Edge once again with Paul Bear,
<v Speaker 1>and Edge says I have to stick a move and
<v Speaker 1>be agile, and he's running around the fucking room and
<v Speaker 1>he says, you can help me with that. You can
<v Speaker 1>show me your agility because I have an idea. Don't
<v Speaker 1>go anywhere. And Edge comes back with a dodgeball and
<v Speaker 1>Edge says, you can show me how to stick and
<v Speaker 1>move because we're going to play a game of dodgeball.
<v Speaker 1>So Edge is standing in this room, Paul Bear is
<v Speaker 1>tied up, mouth covered up with tape, in a wheelchair,
<v Speaker 1>and Edge is now throwing a dodgeball in his direction.
<v Speaker 2>It's missing.
<v Speaker 1>He's saying, ah, it off, gotta fine tune this. He
<v Speaker 1>throws it again, misses. The third time, he fucking hits
<v Speaker 1>him in the body with it. It bounces, and then
<v Speaker 1>he walks up to him with the ball and he
<v Speaker 1>bounces off his head.
<v Speaker 2>A few times.
<v Speaker 1>He says, I'm getting closer. Then he lines up again.
<v Speaker 1>He gets real fucking fired up, and he beams this
<v Speaker 1>dodgeball right in fucking baker his head, bounces it off
<v Speaker 1>of his head, and of course Edge says, now that's
<v Speaker 1>really using your head.
<v Speaker 2>Oh it's like the Red Battle guy.
<v Speaker 1>I mean, wow, this is fucking crazy.
<v Speaker 2>It gets better, But I wanted to hit on this
<v Speaker 2>because I don't know if you saw this, but Caine
<v Speaker 2>earlier in the night before, like in between these segments,
<v Speaker 2>Kane just destroys Teddy rooms locker room looking for his dad.
<v Speaker 1>So oh, he's just fucking pissed.
<v Speaker 2>He's like, like, on this.
<v Speaker 1>They can't find it. They know they're in the building,
<v Speaker 1>but they cannot find them.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, that's exactly right. So yeah, they do the dodgeball incident,
<v Speaker 2>and then that's using your head.
<v Speaker 1>So we're backstage again. Edge's now running around the room
<v Speaker 1>pushing Paul Bear around. Listen, we had to suffer through this.
<v Speaker 1>You all have to fucking know what.
<v Speaker 2>You need to know. This is the angle. This is
<v Speaker 2>never this again.
<v Speaker 1>So he pushes Paul Bear around the room in the
<v Speaker 1>wheelchair and says he's got to get his card ago
<v Speaker 1>and Edge stops and says, you know, this is calls
<v Speaker 1>me to build u a build up a bit of
<v Speaker 1>an appetite though Paul. And he looks at Paul and says,
<v Speaker 1>you look, you know, you look like you can miss
<v Speaker 1>a meal or eight.
<v Speaker 2>But I have to make.
<v Speaker 1>But I have to make sure I'm ready for this.
<v Speaker 1>So I'm gonna go get some pizza hut. I called
<v Speaker 1>earlier and ordered it. I mean, I f with pizzau
<v Speaker 1>heavy Tony.
<v Speaker 2>I don't know if you're dude, I like pizza. I
<v Speaker 2>just think that's so funny. Like Edge is hungry, he.
<v Speaker 1>Needs some dude, he is hungry.
<v Speaker 2>He is hungry. Also, you do it as Cardiok. He's
<v Speaker 2>got a big match coming up with Kane, so.
<v Speaker 1>That's what who is known for running around of course, so.
<v Speaker 2>He's got a big hash egg pizza hashtag sponsored add
<v Speaker 2>commercial breakdown.
<v Speaker 1>Soon Edge goes to push him again. He looks down.
<v Speaker 1>One of the wheels was busted. I don't know if
<v Speaker 1>that was on the fly or not, but the wheel
<v Speaker 1>is shoot fucked up over that chair. So we're backstage again,
<v Speaker 1>and now Edge has pizza.
<v Speaker 2>Hut.
<v Speaker 1>Oh, he's starting to eat some food and he says,
<v Speaker 1>how rude of me. I'm sorry, Paul, you must be starving.
<v Speaker 1>Let me help you out here here and uh. He
<v Speaker 1>grabs some bread sticks and he says, all right, let's
<v Speaker 1>start with the bread sticks and he dips them in
<v Speaker 1>some marinera and he then he starts painting Paul Bear's
<v Speaker 1>head with breadstick and Marinara sauce.
<v Speaker 2>Dude, I didn't understand this, Like, I don't get it.
<v Speaker 2>Hey by numbers, Tony, Dude, I don't understand it. I
<v Speaker 2>don't get it. He's like, hot, yeah, like I get
<v Speaker 2>when he so then after that he dumps the sauce
<v Speaker 2>on his head. That the marinara on his head.
<v Speaker 1>That makes sense, well, he dude, he dumps the whole
<v Speaker 1>fucking thing on his head.
<v Speaker 2>Yes, He's like, oh, I think you would like to
<v Speaker 2>eat one. Let me put this on your head. That's
<v Speaker 2>how you eat pizza andreticks.
<v Speaker 1>Well, he's fucking with him, of course, Tony, Oh, he
<v Speaker 1>doesn't really want to feed him, and he dumps Marinara
<v Speaker 1>sauce on his head, and Edge then says, I like
<v Speaker 1>to skip to dessert before. Uh, you know, so maybe
<v Speaker 1>some brownies. So Edge grabs a brownie and he starts
<v Speaker 1>tearing a Barties. He's stuffing brownies ears.
<v Speaker 2>Of course, because you like to eat it in your years.
<v Speaker 1>And then Edge says, ah, how about some hot wings?
<v Speaker 2>What do you think?
<v Speaker 1>And dude, he grabs the thing. He says, some hot wings.
<v Speaker 2>What do you think? Grabs the thing.
<v Speaker 1>The crowd goes, whah, you fucking pop for.
<v Speaker 2>The hot dude. These are probably fresh too, like, uh,
<v Speaker 2>you know, Pizza just gave out the wing thing. They
<v Speaker 2>were they were wings Street for a while, remember that.
<v Speaker 2>Oh I think they still have wings Street. They do,
<v Speaker 2>but like they were like it was like a you
<v Speaker 2>know what I mean, like they were like, oh these
<v Speaker 2>wings are yeah, let's go yeah yeah.
<v Speaker 1>Drown him in the fucking wings. Shove him up.
<v Speaker 2>This is your baby face, Edge, by the way, he's
<v Speaker 2>the baby face in the angle.
<v Speaker 1>So Edge pours the plate of wings all over Paul
<v Speaker 1>Bear and he's got him all over his stomach and
<v Speaker 1>he stuffs him in his jacket pocket and he says,
<v Speaker 1>pepperoni beats the pall and he grabs the pepperoni beats
<v Speaker 1>it and he smashes it on top of Paul Bear's head,
<v Speaker 1>and Edge says, much better. I think we're ready to
<v Speaker 1>go see King. So wow from that wow?
<v Speaker 2>Oh yeah, backstage there was another can segment before this. Also,
<v Speaker 2>I'll just mentioned, Uh, he just talks about my dad
<v Speaker 2>and he's the only person who understands me. He's my father.
<v Speaker 2>An Edge abduct at him. That was it's literally just
<v Speaker 2>Kane talking like he doesn't he has emotion. He doesn't
<v Speaker 2>know where his dad's at, and nobody knows where he's at.
<v Speaker 2>And then they you know, they're just feeling like they're
<v Speaker 2>splicing in these segments in between so you can figure out,
<v Speaker 2>you know, where they're going with this.
<v Speaker 1>So we go backstage once again. There's matches. This is
<v Speaker 1>I should note by the way, there's matches in between
<v Speaker 1>all these like this is a full smack Don episode.
<v Speaker 1>I'm just going over these parts.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, and then after this, I'll mention another Cane part
<v Speaker 2>because I looked at another Cane part after this Cane's backstage.
<v Speaker 2>He's breathing really heavy, and then he screams really loud
<v Speaker 2>and then he cries, it's hit backstage going he goes,
<v Speaker 2>Then he goes, that's it. That's it. That's the vackstage segment,
<v Speaker 2>because like they're going through this, Yeah, I did get there,
<v Speaker 2>going through this whole like thing with Caine where it's
<v Speaker 2>like he's mad at Edge and then he's like he's
<v Speaker 2>going through all, you know, the stages of grief, you know,
<v Speaker 2>or like you're angry, and now he's at the crying
<v Speaker 2>and he's said, what.
<v Speaker 1>Might have actually happened here, Tony is maybe the fire
<v Speaker 1>that was started that burned Cane when he was a
<v Speaker 1>child was actually them heating up some pizza.
<v Speaker 2>That's where it started.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, bridsicks Like, yeah, Paul Bear was trying to make
<v Speaker 1>Kane a nice pizza dinner and then he set the
<v Speaker 1>fucking house on fire. And then Undertaker fucking also is there.
<v Speaker 2>Oh yeah, flashbacks.
<v Speaker 1>So we go backstage again and Edge is here with
<v Speaker 1>Paul Bear in the wheelchair. Paul Bear still has a
<v Speaker 1>slice of pizza on his head and wings all over
<v Speaker 1>his stomach. He's fucking fucked here, uh, and he calls
<v Speaker 1>for Kane and he says, Kane okay, and he doesn't
<v Speaker 1>see him, and he says, maybe you should call him.
<v Speaker 1>So he takes the tape off of Paul Bear's mouth
<v Speaker 1>and Paul Barr says good and up here that's of course.
<v Speaker 1>So Edge covers his mouth again and says, you know,
<v Speaker 1>let's let me go get ready for him. He loads
<v Speaker 1>Paul Bert into the back of a white van. They
<v Speaker 1>had like a little loading thing for it too. I
<v Speaker 1>thought that was cute. And then we see Caine running
<v Speaker 1>down the hallway looking for Paul Bearer and he's pushing
<v Speaker 1>dudes out of the way. Fucking just annihilates one stage
<v Speaker 1>hand face first, this is where I see Luke Gallows.
<v Speaker 2>Who is he? I don't know what he's doing.
<v Speaker 1>He's he was obviously fake Kane, so I don't know
<v Speaker 1>if something happened there. Maybe that was just someone said
<v Speaker 1>that you should stand here or what. But he's because
<v Speaker 1>this is post straight edge society, Luke Gallows like he's
<v Speaker 1>a baby face here. Sure he's standing in front of
<v Speaker 1>a door legit, just standing there like as if he's
<v Speaker 1>guarding it. And then he gets fired.
<v Speaker 2>You're probably right about saw him and then they fired him.
<v Speaker 2>That's crazy, fake, get out of here.
<v Speaker 1>Paul Behar is loading into the van and Cain runs
<v Speaker 1>up and says where is he?
<v Speaker 2>Where is he? And Paul.
<v Speaker 1>Kenny like yeah, Baker as well. And Edge is now
<v Speaker 1>on top of the van and he Caane turns around
<v Speaker 1>and Edge dives onto him into the chicken lyns fucking
<v Speaker 1>Paul Bear chicken.
<v Speaker 2>It's insane.
<v Speaker 1>So Edge throws can into just a tray of ship
<v Speaker 1>next to a forklift, and he gets into the van
<v Speaker 1>to steal Paul bar again. And he says, see you
<v Speaker 1>the Sunday in Miami, Kane, and he says, I wonder
<v Speaker 1>how Paul will look at a speedo?
<v Speaker 2>What you're gonna.
<v Speaker 1>Paul's a dick and acid look at a fucking tight
<v Speaker 1>little thogne. I wonder how your dad looks naked?
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, no, I don't know if he can swim, but
<v Speaker 2>we'll see if he floats, all right, Miami. Caine's big
<v Speaker 2>mad here. He doesn't run after it either. He's like, ah,
<v Speaker 2>I'm mad. He's well.
<v Speaker 1>Cane's run is so fucking funny. You see a lot
<v Speaker 1>of Cane running in all these segments. Caine runs like
<v Speaker 1>he's got just a fucking load.
<v Speaker 2>Of ship, dude.
<v Speaker 1>Like, he's got a fucking shitty shitty.
<v Speaker 2>As dude, dude, Like remind you of the video game Burr.
<v Speaker 2>Like that's Kane's run, Like so like he's about to
<v Speaker 2>fucking fall over. Yeah, that's Kane's run.
<v Speaker 1>Here. Now we're gonna go to November twenty six to
<v Speaker 1>twenty ten and continue the Cane promo, and then we're
<v Speaker 1>gonna talk about the rest of November twenty six twenty
<v Speaker 1>ten here until the end where we'll talk about how
<v Speaker 1>this angle ends of course. All right, So we're back
<v Speaker 1>at the Cane promo November twenty six, and Kane says
<v Speaker 1>Edge use Paul Bear as bait, trying to lure me
<v Speaker 1>into a trap. And then at Survivor Series, just when
<v Speaker 1>I thought the ruse was up, Edge taunts me with
<v Speaker 1>an empty wheelchair, trying to distract me from successfully defending
<v Speaker 1>my title. Yeah, despite all this, I stand before you
<v Speaker 1>steal the world heavyweight Champion. Do you name as champion?
<v Speaker 2>Feels weird? Yeah, it feels strange here in this era. Really,
<v Speaker 2>I feel like there, you know, there's a lot of
<v Speaker 2>other guys that would be world heavy champion at this time.
<v Speaker 1>Well, it's also like Kine's character forever, like it didn't
<v Speaker 1>feel like him having a title made any sense. And
<v Speaker 1>I mean, like, fucking this is like the most unbelievable
<v Speaker 1>character assassination.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, definitely. This whole angle is like just sit, this
<v Speaker 2>is terrible. You know, I know how that Survivorsories match ended.
<v Speaker 2>So Kane's like talking like because I was like he
<v Speaker 2>he talks about he retained his saddle, so he must
<v Speaker 2>have like won, you know, fair and square or whatever.
<v Speaker 2>So Edge hits a spear on Cane at the end
<v Speaker 2>of the match and it's a double cover, so the
<v Speaker 2>REFT calls it a tie and Kane retains the title.
<v Speaker 2>Oh my god. And then Edge pushes Cane in an
<v Speaker 2>empty wheelchair into a barricade and does a barricade break
<v Speaker 2>spot or whatever moment, but it's a double cover, like
<v Speaker 2>he does a spear and then like his arms on
<v Speaker 2>top of the Cane's arms on him, and then it's yeah,
<v Speaker 2>that's how it goes. And then they continue the angle here.
<v Speaker 1>Wow, that's fucking yeah.
<v Speaker 2>So he's talking about how you still world He dude,
<v Speaker 2>you did not in that with honored quit pretending.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, fuck you, Kane. So Kane says, what am I
<v Speaker 1>without Paul Barer? This abduction is unprecedented and it is unlawful.
<v Speaker 1>So Kin is now talking about the legalities of fucking anything.
<v Speaker 2>He should lawyer up here. I don't know why he
<v Speaker 2>didn't get a lawyer.
<v Speaker 1>And he should have a swagger Eagle for his So
<v Speaker 1>Kane says, I'm willing to not press charges charges.
<v Speaker 2>What is happening here? I guess he's going through the
<v Speaker 2>stages of grief. I understood the angle. I can get it,
<v Speaker 2>but I still don't get it because it's Kane.
<v Speaker 1>Kane says, I'm willing to let this whole thing slide.
<v Speaker 1>And all you have to do, Edge is bring back
<v Speaker 1>Paul Bearer, and if you do, I promise not to
<v Speaker 1>destroy you. I'm not what you think I am. I'm
<v Speaker 1>not a freak, I'm not a monster.
<v Speaker 2>I'm not a bit.
<v Speaker 1>This isn't really me. I have feelings. I'm a human being.
<v Speaker 1>This is Kane.
<v Speaker 2>This is character assassination. You said it earlier.
<v Speaker 1>Why Kane says, deep down, I have warm, care, human
<v Speaker 1>being who only wants to be with his family for
<v Speaker 1>the holidays.
<v Speaker 2>You can forget it. Happened, dude.
<v Speaker 1>I love the holidays, Kane says he loves Christmas and Kwanza.
<v Speaker 2>He loves them all.
<v Speaker 1>He loves all the holidays. Kane celebrations.
<v Speaker 2>It's his father back. I my dad.
<v Speaker 1>No, he says, I want my father back, and he says,
<v Speaker 1>I have a great family life. You just killed me, undertaker?
<v Speaker 2>Why so?
<v Speaker 1>Edges music then hits you think you know me? And
<v Speaker 1>Edge wheels out an empty wheelchair onto the stage and
<v Speaker 1>he says, hey, now you're doing big fellow. And I
<v Speaker 1>was back there and I heard what you said, and
<v Speaker 1>like you, I love the holidays. Paul bar he was
<v Speaker 1>in this wheelchair a few minutes ago. He's here tonight
<v Speaker 1>and if you want him back, all you have to
<v Speaker 1>do is ask. And Kane says, I have been asking.
<v Speaker 1>Now give me back my father And Edge says, whoa not?
<v Speaker 1>With that attitude? Where's your manners? Can you ask me politely?
<v Speaker 1>And Caine, it's funny. I don't know if you noticed
<v Speaker 1>your tony. Kane like almost slips back into like Fate
<v Speaker 1>Cane voice because he is talking slow, and he says, okay,
<v Speaker 1>can I have Paul Bear back? And Edge says, you
<v Speaker 1>didn't even use the magic word. Everyone knows the magic word,
<v Speaker 1>and all the children in the building yell please ah
<v Speaker 1>what I mean? So this probably fucking grew up with this, Tony.
<v Speaker 1>They probably loved this angle. They thought that, like Paul
<v Speaker 1>Barry getting chicken winged death was awesome.
<v Speaker 2>Dude, Edge was the funniest guy ever in the history
<v Speaker 2>I have ever.
<v Speaker 1>At this Pointane says, can I have Paul bear back?
<v Speaker 2>Please?
<v Speaker 1>And Edge thinks about it for a second and says,
<v Speaker 1>you know that wasn't a proper please at all. And
<v Speaker 1>Kane says please again, and Edge says what speak up?
<v Speaker 1>And the crowd then starts chanting on your knees, which
<v Speaker 1>Kane no sells, but they like they acknowledge it so
<v Speaker 1>much that they cut to the crowd chanting on your
<v Speaker 1>knees And I was like, Wow, They're gonna fucking have
<v Speaker 1>Kane bag on his knees for this ship.
<v Speaker 2>But I'm surprised they did it, like as far as
<v Speaker 2>I went for it.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, why not? And then they should have chicken wing
<v Speaker 1>him and a big pizza falls on them from.
<v Speaker 2>The like new Blood Blood exactly a pizza, missus.
<v Speaker 1>They just dropped an abundance of pizzasau for the seeing
<v Speaker 1>like blood and it fucking just hits the floor.
<v Speaker 2>My could you go for a delicious slice of pizza?
<v Speaker 2>That like the code word that Edge says on your
<v Speaker 2>knees He gets on its ease, the begging Marion Arisauce
<v Speaker 2>coachs doud, yes, oh hell yeah, now we're cooking.
<v Speaker 1>Kane asked for Paul bart back once again, and Ed
<v Speaker 1>says that was so insincere.
<v Speaker 2>You didn't mean a word of that.
<v Speaker 1>See you later. He turns around and leaves with the wheelchair,
<v Speaker 1>and Kane is very upset in the ring and he's
<v Speaker 1>breathing a heavy style because he's showing, of course that
<v Speaker 1>he has all these.
<v Speaker 2>Emotions exactly he's going through right now. And he's the
<v Speaker 2>emotion man, dude, I don't know who the baby face
<v Speaker 2>here is a rif can a roof Edge. I don't
<v Speaker 2>understand it. Also, Edge is like, hey, I promise, like
<v Speaker 2>this time I'll give your dad back, and then like
<v Speaker 2>he doesn't and the next time, you know, I promise
<v Speaker 2>all the time. The entire time he's like, I promise.
<v Speaker 2>This is the one time he keeps fallowing for what
<v Speaker 2>a dumb ass. Yeah, oh I promise. I saw this
<v Speaker 2>is it?
<v Speaker 1>I can't stop thinking there and Beazza marionisauce.
<v Speaker 2>Dude, that's ought to be the I gotta get a pagro.
<v Speaker 2>Could you draw the Kevin Dash blood spot ba Marinara
<v Speaker 2>sauce and.
<v Speaker 1>Some pizzas too, because Marinaras just looks like blood.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, marin pizza like a pizza on his head, you know,
<v Speaker 2>like chicken wings around the ring.
<v Speaker 1>So up next, I know I'm in w w E
<v Speaker 1>twenty ten territory because up next Covid Kingston versus Jack
<v Speaker 1>Swagger King of the Ring qualifier, So we are getting
<v Speaker 1>King of the Ring qualifying matches. Uh on this episode
<v Speaker 1>of Raw here yeah?
<v Speaker 2>Uh smack down?
<v Speaker 1>Oh sorry smack don God, yes, because it's leading Sorry,
<v Speaker 1>that's where I was confused. It's leading to the twenty
<v Speaker 1>ten King of the Ring episode of Raw, which is
<v Speaker 1>a three hour Raw. And you know who was there, Tony, Huh?
<v Speaker 1>I was there?
<v Speaker 2>You were at this King of the Ring on Raw.
<v Speaker 1>I was at the King of the Ring Raw three
<v Speaker 1>hour episode. I was there, Wow, and I was rooting
<v Speaker 1>for Seamus and Ezekiel Jackson. Those are my fucking guys
<v Speaker 1>in the Wow.
<v Speaker 2>Well, do I have a a streat for you, because
<v Speaker 2>Michael Cole also picks Ezekiel Jackson as the King of
<v Speaker 2>the Ring winner here and says he is the dark
<v Speaker 2>horse to win the entire thing.
<v Speaker 1>And I think also on this show, either was on
<v Speaker 1>the show or was a dark match, was a TLC
<v Speaker 1>match with the Miss Jerry Lawler.
<v Speaker 2>Dude, I vaguely remember Jerry Lawler wrestling. I don't know
<v Speaker 2>if it was on this King Ring though, but yeah,
<v Speaker 2>you're probably right.
<v Speaker 1>I think it might have been. Yeah, I think it
<v Speaker 1>had been, which was I think Lawler's like first WE
<v Speaker 1>title match ever. But that is, of course another named Memphis.
<v Speaker 2>Were you in Memphis?
<v Speaker 1>It was a Philly no lawl.
<v Speaker 2>Wrestling in the main event. Yeah, okay, yeah yeah.
<v Speaker 1>So we're getting to the King of the Ring qualify
<v Speaker 1>here up next to Kovie Kingston versus Jack Swagger, and
<v Speaker 1>that is the match we have here, Dude, KOFE coming
<v Speaker 1>out to s O S I hear them shout did
<v Speaker 1>I haven't heard that in so fucking long?
<v Speaker 2>Dude, that is like a legendary theme song with a
<v Speaker 2>boom boom boom and the everything that's like, I love it.
<v Speaker 1>Kovie as great as a baby face here, man, Like,
<v Speaker 1>I don't it sucks that the Randy Orton stuff didn't
<v Speaker 1>pay off. I mean, obviously things fucking work out tremendous stupid, stupid,
<v Speaker 1>but like, uh, I mean he's he's a good hand here, man,
<v Speaker 1>Like he's fucking really good, dude.
<v Speaker 2>His career is over. It's surprising his career is such.
<v Speaker 2>He's got such a long career, like he never left
<v Speaker 2>of be right, he's been in ever since he came
<v Speaker 2>in time. Yeah, that's crazy, what a what a legendary career.
<v Speaker 1>His tenure is nuts. So this is where Michael Cole
<v Speaker 1>starts chiming in back on commentary, and I'm like, wow, what.
<v Speaker 2>The fuck Michael Cole is here? That's dude. This is
<v Speaker 2>like the most worst, not like the I don't know
<v Speaker 2>who was figuring out this commentary team, but it's like,
<v Speaker 2>you don't put three Michael Coles on a commentary team.
<v Speaker 2>And you have three Michael Coles on commentary, you have
<v Speaker 2>no color. I guess Matt Striker is supposed to be
<v Speaker 2>your color, and then you have but he's not. He's
<v Speaker 2>not color. Really sounds like hell it, dude, It is
<v Speaker 2>my nightmare blunt rotation here, of course, but I think
<v Speaker 2>Cole is in the coal miners era where he's like, Okay,
<v Speaker 2>yeah he's here.
<v Speaker 1>Yes, he is Heel here, but he's not Super Hue
<v Speaker 1>on SmackDown as much he is on Raw.
<v Speaker 2>Yes, because Raw he's with Jerry Lawler. Correct, so Lawler's
<v Speaker 2>baby and then he's Heel, which is also strange as well.
<v Speaker 2>But uh yeah, so that's what we're getting here. Crazy.
<v Speaker 2>They don't like it's such when they're talking, it feels
<v Speaker 2>like they're all three saying the same thing, and it's
<v Speaker 2>kind of hard to tell.
<v Speaker 1>Who's coming coaching them, you know what I mean, Like
<v Speaker 1>he was probably trying to teach them, like these guys
<v Speaker 1>are supposed to step up next while you gotta take
<v Speaker 1>over SmackDown. So Jack Swagger comes out, and Jack Swagger
<v Speaker 1>has the swagger soaring Eagle.
<v Speaker 2>He's back because went away because he was afraid of
<v Speaker 2>Thanksgiving was around the corner.
<v Speaker 1>Cole says that he is is. I heard the eagle
<v Speaker 1>went away for a bit because of Thanksgiving coming up,
<v Speaker 1>but now the holiday has passed, he's back.
<v Speaker 2>Yes, that makes sense. I want to let you know,
<v Speaker 2>Johnny that if you want to log on at w
<v Speaker 2>dot com. Right now you can see the tail of
<v Speaker 2>tape for this Soaring Eagle versus the gobblely Gooker. Right, So,
<v Speaker 2>just figured i'd let you know about that.
<v Speaker 1>I'll definitely fucking do that, dude. There's one later on
<v Speaker 1>in the show that is a funny like social advertisement
<v Speaker 1>that I oh.
<v Speaker 2>Okay, So we.
<v Speaker 1>Start the match here, Swagger takes down Kofee with a
<v Speaker 1>takedown for one count. Swagger's trying to out wrestle him.
<v Speaker 1>They give this match time too, which I was also
<v Speaker 1>surprised by.
<v Speaker 2>They gave it a lot of time here. It was like,
<v Speaker 2>I think it was almost like fifteen twenty minutes. It
<v Speaker 2>felt like.
<v Speaker 1>Dude, it felt like it too, and I didn't just
<v Speaker 1>like it, you know. I Mean, they didn't do anything
<v Speaker 1>like knocking out of the park, but it was pretty
<v Speaker 1>super solid stuff here. Of course, the story here is
<v Speaker 1>that Kofe tapped out the Swagger's ankle locket Survivor Series
<v Speaker 1>in the Survivor Series match. I believe so he might
<v Speaker 1>be a little smarter now that he has experienced the
<v Speaker 1>ankle lock h Kofe does something insanely impressive here. This
<v Speaker 1>is fucking nuts. He is laying on his back and
<v Speaker 1>he rolls himself backwards over the bottom rope to the
<v Speaker 1>floor to like get away from Swagger. That was like
<v Speaker 1>athletic things I've ever seen.
<v Speaker 2>He did not blow his shit trying to do that,
<v Speaker 2>and it did it like perfectly.
<v Speaker 1>He always did shit like that, though, but I was
<v Speaker 1>like wow, like that kind of body strength is fucking crazy.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, and then knock you're heard doing it. It's like
<v Speaker 2>insane as well. Also like not twisting your ankle or something.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah. So back to the match, Swagger Grape finds the
<v Speaker 1>waist of Koffee and Kofe back elbows out. Kofey tucks
<v Speaker 1>a line and hits ropes with Swagger. Kitchen sinks the
<v Speaker 1>shit out of him. Uh, kofy, this is fucking crazy.
<v Speaker 1>A couple of these here. Swagger bends Kofe over the
<v Speaker 1>middle rope, so like he's bending his back backwards over
<v Speaker 1>the middle rope. Then he flings them forward and Kobe
<v Speaker 1>smashes into the camera.
<v Speaker 2>Dude that.
<v Speaker 1>And he uh you can see they cut to another
<v Speaker 1>camera angle and you can see the camera guy checking
<v Speaker 1>if his ship was broken with they chased it.
<v Speaker 2>That's expensive ash shit. If you would have broke that camera.
<v Speaker 1>H as guys that run an Indy and have seen
<v Speaker 1>the cameras get hit. It is fucking horrifying. I imagined
<v Speaker 1>this was some people were probably pissed for a good second.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, bit wow.
<v Speaker 1>Swagger then rushes coffee in the corner. Kofe tries for
<v Speaker 1>the pendulum kick, but Swagger grabs his ankle and Cokfey's
<v Speaker 1>holding on the top rope as Swagger has the ankle
<v Speaker 1>lock in, but Kofe rolls through and is able to
<v Speaker 1>send Swagger into the ring posts and he fucking hits
<v Speaker 1>Trouble in Paradise on Swagger. That sounded like an absolute gunshot.
<v Speaker 2>Dude. I rememberdles like four times because I was like, oh,
<v Speaker 2>he got he really like, he really got him on that.
<v Speaker 2>And then then I said, racked him. Maybe it was
<v Speaker 2>just camera angle switch, but no, he does not put
<v Speaker 2>his hands up at all, and he just eats the
<v Speaker 2>whole Trouble in Paradise, which looked awesome. It was like,
<v Speaker 2>a that's a gnarly finish too, I mean it.
<v Speaker 1>Looked fucking awesome. He had great fucking finish there.
<v Speaker 6>Uh.
<v Speaker 1>The matress probably like they said, solid work between the two.
<v Speaker 1>I can't I wanted to like. I was like, ah, fuck,
<v Speaker 1>I don't know if I want to like this, but
<v Speaker 1>I thought this was solid work. They you know, they
<v Speaker 1>stuck to the ankle story throughout the match, and Kofe
<v Speaker 1>got his you know, all his baby shit in and
<v Speaker 1>the finish was cool and he fucking laid in his
<v Speaker 1>finish and that's all.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, down to the end, it was really good. Like
<v Speaker 2>the down of the stretch with the boom drop and
<v Speaker 2>all that. That was good. Yeah, I'll take it.
<v Speaker 1>So Kofe qualifies for the King of the Ring. He's
<v Speaker 1>the first back then got to qualify.
<v Speaker 5>Uh.
<v Speaker 1>They replay the finish and just let you guys know
<v Speaker 1>from raw Ezekiel Jackson, Daniel Brian Seamus, and John Morrison
<v Speaker 1>have advanced to the or won their qualifiers. Excuse me,
<v Speaker 1>and now kofeie Kingston. So we go backstage and Kane
<v Speaker 1>is with Teddy Long in the Teddy Long Room and
<v Speaker 1>Kane says, first of all, Teddy, I want to apologize
<v Speaker 1>for last week. I apologize for intimidating you and I
<v Speaker 1>didn't mean to wreck your office and I'm just asking you,
<v Speaker 1>Teddy man a man to do what's right. You have
<v Speaker 1>to have been close with your father, right, And Teddy
<v Speaker 1>looks at him, he looks down and he says, I
<v Speaker 1>barely knew my father.
<v Speaker 2>Oh well, I'm so.
<v Speaker 1>Fucking sorry about that, Teddy. What what is the purpose
<v Speaker 1>of him saying that, I don't know? You gonna lie?
<v Speaker 1>It's like, well, I guess the story is. He says,
<v Speaker 1>he barely knws his father, but it didn't stop him
<v Speaker 1>from being who he is, and he didn't stop him
<v Speaker 1>from reaching the stars. And Kane like looks at him, confused, like,
<v Speaker 1>I don't know if Kane was caught off guard by
<v Speaker 1>him responding that way or what. But what confused me next,
<v Speaker 1>Tony is you can now hear ed and Edge is
<v Speaker 1>saying Caine, Caine, and it pans out and Edge is
<v Speaker 1>on the TV in only this room. How the fuck did.
<v Speaker 2>He do that? Dude? I have no idea how that works.
<v Speaker 2>I think like when he stopped and looked at him
<v Speaker 2>all weird, like you said, I think he was waiting
<v Speaker 2>for Edge tuck and Edges and he's like, uh, this
<v Speaker 2>is tape.
<v Speaker 1>They could have fucking fazed.
<v Speaker 2>No, this is live to tape. They got to get
<v Speaker 2>that real reaction.
<v Speaker 1>From the yeah, true, only try on a TV. He's
<v Speaker 1>sacking in. Holy fuck yeah, like how whatever.
<v Speaker 2>Edge TV right or whatever? It was cutting Edge, Oh,
<v Speaker 2>the cutting Edge, cutting in Edge here.
<v Speaker 1>So it's just hey, just so you know, I didn't
<v Speaker 1>have a dad either. There are a few things left
<v Speaker 1>you account on, though, like mother nature calling. And then
<v Speaker 1>Edge sniffs a few times and it pans out and
<v Speaker 1>it shows Paul Barrow tied up in the wheelchair, and
<v Speaker 1>Edge says, and by the smell of it, mother and
<v Speaker 1>Nature is really calling Paul Bear right now. So Paul
<v Speaker 1>Bear shit his fucking pants. He's sitting in a wheelchair,
<v Speaker 1>shitty ass. And Edge has him, and he says, if
<v Speaker 1>you want to join us, Kane, we're on the other
<v Speaker 1>side of the arena by the cotton candy stand, which
<v Speaker 1>I hear is very good for constipation. Or maybe he
<v Speaker 1>did shoot his pants. Sorry, he said, he's constipated, but
<v Speaker 1>he can smell shit from inside.
<v Speaker 2>Paul Bear? What all right?
<v Speaker 1>So Edge takes the table of Paul Bear's mouth and says, you.
<v Speaker 6>Don't deserve to have a father, And all the people
<v Speaker 6>this building didn't deserve to have fathers either, even if
<v Speaker 6>they did they'd still.
<v Speaker 1>Be bastards, and he Edge puts the tape back on
<v Speaker 1>fucking Paul Bear's mouth and wheels them away, and Kane
<v Speaker 1>is of course pissed, and he leaves the Teddy long room.
<v Speaker 1>But we're back from commercial.
<v Speaker 2>He puts him in the bathroom because he's constipated, so
<v Speaker 2>he shoves him in the bath him go shit. I
<v Speaker 2>guess I don't know that's the idea here.
<v Speaker 1>Well, he's gonna help him, Tony. So we're back for
<v Speaker 1>commercial and Kane's looking for Paul Bear, and Kate says
<v Speaker 1>Paul Paul, and Kane walks over to the men's bathroom
<v Speaker 1>door and he he stares it down because, of course,
<v Speaker 1>as you said, Tony, alluded that Paul Bear had to
<v Speaker 1>take a mean ass ship. So Kane is coming face
<v Speaker 1>to face with the bathroom door and trying to figure
<v Speaker 1>out if he should barge in on his dad taking
<v Speaker 1>a ship. So Kane opens the door and inside is
<v Speaker 1>a wheelchair and on the mirror says, gone fishing, And
<v Speaker 1>Kane is mad because he couldn't find his dad shitting
<v Speaker 1>in the bathroom. Hopefully Edge helped him right, pulls little
<v Speaker 1>pants down.
<v Speaker 2>No, I don't think he actually it was all over you.
<v Speaker 1>Know, Holy fuck, I got fucking fool.
<v Speaker 2>I think he installed like a catheter. I mean that's
<v Speaker 2>what I would do, you know, just as a little
<v Speaker 2>you know, you get him a ball whatever. You should
<v Speaker 2>get him one of those wheelchairs with a hole in it,
<v Speaker 2>you know, and a little bucket underneath.
<v Speaker 1>Good ah, dude, And then he wheels that around and
<v Speaker 1>he ships sloppy. Was he's got to cut a hold
<v Speaker 1>of his pants to that.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, you can put a little zipper there, you know,
<v Speaker 2>And I don't know, figure out in the ass Edge
<v Speaker 2>got it over his head. He didn't think of logistics
<v Speaker 2>any kidnapped and he's like, I got it.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, dude, he can't have this old dude, this guy
<v Speaker 1>needs to be pampered.
<v Speaker 2>You can't like to have a guy shitting and pissing
<v Speaker 2>everywhere like like, that's just ridiculous. This is a bad
<v Speaker 2>look for kidnapping.
<v Speaker 5>You know.
<v Speaker 2>You got to figure it out.
<v Speaker 1>That's why I didn't feed him properly. He didn't want
<v Speaker 1>him to have anything in the stomach.
<v Speaker 2>Oh that's right.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, OK, So we see three Michael Coles on commentary here.
<v Speaker 1>I hope Ed knows what he's doing, and Todd Grisham says, well,
<v Speaker 1>it's huge night here on SmackDown four King of the
<v Speaker 1>Ring Qualifying matches. Kofey is headed the raws Monday Night tournament.
<v Speaker 1>Let's send him backstage to Josh Matthews and we go
<v Speaker 1>backstage and here's Josh Matthews, and Josh Matthews says, let
<v Speaker 1>me welcome my guests at this time, Roberto Del Rio. So,
<v Speaker 1>Josh says, this past Sunday's the Vivor Series. You were
<v Speaker 1>knocked out by the Big Show. Many people are saying
<v Speaker 1>you're in the King of the Ring qualifying match against
<v Speaker 1>the Big Show and you're the underdog. Who fuck is
<v Speaker 1>saying that? Hey, bitch, and Rio says, Josh, it's Survivor Series.
<v Speaker 1>I learned a valuable lesson. He does say that ever
<v Speaker 1>share the spotlight with people who is not your equal,
<v Speaker 1>and that's what the Big Show is. He's not my equal.
<v Speaker 1>So tonight I'm gonna be victorious and next Monday Night
<v Speaker 1>I'll be king Alberto Del Rio. So next up, we
<v Speaker 1>got the King of the Ring qualifying match between Alberto
<v Speaker 1>Del Rio and the Big Show. This is a fucking
<v Speaker 1>match of my nightmares. I feel like I've seen this
<v Speaker 1>match one million times. I think we've talked about this
<v Speaker 1>match on this show before.
<v Speaker 2>Well, Big Show was a guy that they would always like,
<v Speaker 2>if you're next up, you take on the Big Show,
<v Speaker 2>you know, and then you show him and then you're
<v Speaker 2>next as the gatekeeper pretty much.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah. Well so Ricardo Rodriguez does the introductions for del
<v Speaker 1>Rio of course, and del Rio has the Christian stage
<v Speaker 1>Piro and he comes out with the car and all
<v Speaker 1>his fucking super cool presentation. Like they were pushing this
<v Speaker 1>dude fucking heavy and like, I mean they they were
<v Speaker 1>trying to make him at the very least, he was
<v Speaker 1>definitely like they were trying to make him the SmackDown,
<v Speaker 1>like fucking top heel.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, the SmackDown JBL, I get it. Yeah, whatever, weird,
<v Speaker 2>it's the Big Show.
<v Speaker 1>Big Show comes out in a fucking knucklehead shirt. This
<v Speaker 1>is not just looking.
<v Speaker 2>Dude, knuckleheads the movie, not only knucklehead shirt, but extra
<v Speaker 2>extra extra large white knuckleheads T shirt.
<v Speaker 1>Like and he, dude, he is like g in this
<v Speaker 1>thing up crazy, like he's pulling the shirt down like that.
<v Speaker 1>You like that fucking movie. You like this, dude, I've
<v Speaker 1>never seen this movie. I don't know if I want
<v Speaker 1>to see this movie.
<v Speaker 2>I've never seen it either, but.
<v Speaker 1>Imagine this is gonna be an sgh fucking suggestion. So
<v Speaker 1>I'm gonna I'm sure we're gonna be forced to watch
<v Speaker 1>this movie at some point.
<v Speaker 2>Maybe one day. But you want to talk about like
<v Speaker 2>best presentation with Alberto and then like worst ever presentation
<v Speaker 2>over here with Big Show, like a slob in this
<v Speaker 2>white T shirt. It's just terrible at because, like, at
<v Speaker 2>least at the page I think it was a paper,
<v Speaker 2>he had a red one that was like just the
<v Speaker 2>logo knuckleheads, which was like fine, whatever, Oh, this was
<v Speaker 2>just like you copy and paste this movie poster on
<v Speaker 2>a T shirt and wear it.
<v Speaker 1>Augh, that's fucking I mean, like it's hardly looking. And
<v Speaker 1>Cole on Commentary says, well, somebody bought the T shirt
<v Speaker 1>at least, and like I said, Big Shows ging up
<v Speaker 1>the shirt crazy, point out and make sure.
<v Speaker 2>Everyone sees it.
<v Speaker 1>And Colon Commentary, I wrote this down, I said, Cole says,
<v Speaker 1>this is gonna be a great match, guys, I'm looking
<v Speaker 1>forward to this, and I wrote, fuck you. So del
<v Speaker 1>Rio and Big Show start they're talking shit to each
<v Speaker 1>other start the match, and Big Show says, you're better
<v Speaker 1>than me, you think better than me, and he pushes
<v Speaker 1>them back in the corner. Del Rio avoids a big
<v Speaker 1>chop and Big Show pushes them. Del Rio then shotgun
<v Speaker 1>drop kicks Big Show and heads to the top rope.
<v Speaker 1>Big Show runs over and guzzles him, but del Rio
<v Speaker 1>is able to beat his arm and leap off the
<v Speaker 1>top rope to the floor and hang man, the Big
<v Speaker 1>Show's arm.
<v Speaker 2>Dude, del Rio eat shit on that move. By the
<v Speaker 2>way too, I don't know, you know, Carrie. Yeah, he
<v Speaker 2>goes like from Big Show's arm being extended all the
<v Speaker 2>way to the outside on the top, and like, I
<v Speaker 2>don't know how he doesn't get hurt on that isn't
<v Speaker 2>I think he's.
<v Speaker 1>Said that a few times too, And like, dude, yeah,
<v Speaker 1>I jumping from the fucking top to the floor has
<v Speaker 1>gotta be fucking horrifying. Yeah, yeah, so he jumped, dude,
<v Speaker 1>But like Big Show no sells this, It doesn't do
<v Speaker 1>anything to him because then like five maybe not even
<v Speaker 1>five seconds later, the camera zooms it on Big Show
<v Speaker 1>and it's Big Show looking outside and he says, hey, Alberto,
<v Speaker 1>and then he does a long exaggerated wink because I
<v Speaker 1>think del Rio might have been doing the wink at.
<v Speaker 2>The time, yeah, earlier, but it was just way to
<v Speaker 2>get back at him. Of course, Oh my arms not
<v Speaker 2>actually hurt, all right, That.
<v Speaker 1>Fucking should sucks, Thank you, Big Show dude. Big Show
<v Speaker 1>at the end of this match is even more egregious
<v Speaker 1>with his not giving a shit about the Well we
<v Speaker 1>will get there in a second. So we're back from
<v Speaker 1>a commercial and Big Show breaks a wastlock from del
<v Speaker 1>Rio and hits him with his ass. Big Show winds
<v Speaker 1>up his head and hits a head butt on del Rio.
<v Speaker 1>I love that.
<v Speaker 2>That's like the head hand to hand head butt.
<v Speaker 1>He did that. I think that was his weak grapple
<v Speaker 1>in Uh like, no mercy, just the head but the
<v Speaker 1>wind up head butt. Yeah, Big Show g's up for
<v Speaker 1>the ko but del Rio rose to the floor. Big
<v Speaker 1>Show chases after him and then chops the fuck out
<v Speaker 1>of del Rio on the outside. He chops him once
<v Speaker 1>he gets out there, chops on against anounce table. He
<v Speaker 1>sends del Rio back into the ring, and then oddly enough,
<v Speaker 1>when del Rio gets back into the ring, the referees
<v Speaker 1>count starts to get a bit faster. Uh. A Big
<v Speaker 1>Show is now being held by his ankle by Ricardo Rodriguezz.
<v Speaker 1>He tries to get into the ring. The ref counts
<v Speaker 1>fucking from like seven to ten in two seconds, and
<v Speaker 1>Big Show knockout punches Ricardo and then gets counted out.
<v Speaker 1>Alberto del Rio wins the match.
<v Speaker 2>Wow, okay, so we're putting this guy over, but he
<v Speaker 2>can't really beat the Big Show.
<v Speaker 1>Well it's a fucking big show. How could you possibly
<v Speaker 1>beat the.
<v Speaker 2>Big Show because he's too big?
<v Speaker 1>So to my point earlier, Tony, so fucking del Rio wins.
<v Speaker 1>Del Rio is in the center of the ring, celebrating
<v Speaker 1>Big Show, big smile on his face, walks around the ring,
<v Speaker 1>slapping fans hands, and just leaves. He does not give
<v Speaker 1>a fuck about this. He doesn't care about getting revenge
<v Speaker 1>on del Rio. He doesn't care that he lost. He
<v Speaker 1>just celebrates. Knucklehead is out in theaters.
<v Speaker 2>Please go watch, dude, Please watch Knucklehead. Somebody watched this movie.
<v Speaker 2>I could not believe how, Like, what the fuck? You know?
<v Speaker 2>He didn't tap or get him to finish really, so,
<v Speaker 2>like you know whatever, he's happy and he just leaves. Yeah,
<v Speaker 2>he's a knucklehead.
<v Speaker 1>In the theaters. This movie, He's a knucklehead.
<v Speaker 2>It might have been as straight to Netflix or DVD
<v Speaker 2>kind of thing.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, maybe right, this mighty went right to DVD. It
<v Speaker 1>definitely didn't go at that.
<v Speaker 2>They could have got a limited limited release kind of thing.
<v Speaker 2>You know where they played it, Oh it was select theaters. Yes,
<v Speaker 2>it was least.
<v Speaker 1>October twenty second, twenty ten, and select theaters and garnered
<v Speaker 1>strongly negative reviews from critics who found fault in the
<v Speaker 1>film's premise, execution and cliched tropes. And then the DVD
<v Speaker 1>came out November nine, twenty ten. One of the people
<v Speaker 1>in it, Dennis Farina, called it the most embarrassing project
<v Speaker 1>of his career.
<v Speaker 2>Oh man, damn wow, come on, that sucks. That sucks.
<v Speaker 2>I hate that.
<v Speaker 1>So big show is leaving. He doesn't care, big smile
<v Speaker 1>on his face. And you know who else doesn't care.
<v Speaker 1>That's Edge because and no one else either, because the
<v Speaker 1>crowd immediately stops fucking caring. Edges on the mic and says, hey,
<v Speaker 1>cut the music, Hey, everybody up here, we're up here,
<v Speaker 1>and Edges in the crowd with Paul Bearer in a wheelchair.
<v Speaker 1>They're up in the stands and Edge says, on behalf
<v Speaker 1>of Paul Bearer, we would like to wish you the
<v Speaker 1>happiest of holidays. And Cain said how much he loves
<v Speaker 1>the holidays, And I do too, and I must have
<v Speaker 1>gained five pounds over the weekend or over the Thanksgiving.
<v Speaker 1>But the holidays aren't just about eating. They're about bonding,
<v Speaker 1>about having conversations and conversing, and that's what I want
<v Speaker 1>to do right now. I want Cain to come out here,
<v Speaker 1>so we could have a conversation. So Cain, come on
<v Speaker 1>out and maybe you know what he looks at, Paul,
<v Speaker 1>maybe you could get over a go out fall. He
<v Speaker 1>takes the tape off, he puts the tape fucking back on,
<v Speaker 1>of course, and then Cain, dude, this is like legit,
<v Speaker 1>straight up universal mode cut scene in the middle of
<v Speaker 1>a match, Caine walking onto the stage, no music, no tron, nothing,
<v Speaker 1>just him is walking out here with a microphone, and
<v Speaker 1>Kane says, how dare you? And Edges, how dare I?
<v Speaker 1>What shove Paul Bear down the stairs? And Kane says, Edge,
<v Speaker 1>you're cold blooded, you're a miscreant, and you're heartless and
<v Speaker 1>you're a monster. And Edge says, well, after you know
<v Speaker 1>all the things you've done to people over the years.
<v Speaker 1>You sound like you're describing yourself and you just don't
<v Speaker 1>like when it's done to you. And I'm gonna do
<v Speaker 1>the right thing and ask all these people what they
<v Speaker 1>think I should do with Paul Bear. But Paul, maybe
<v Speaker 1>you like to tell everybody what you think.
<v Speaker 2>I hate you. I hate you people, every one of you.
<v Speaker 2>I hate all of you.
<v Speaker 1>Of course, Edge covers his mouth again and says, well, folks,
<v Speaker 1>what do you think. Here's our choices. Should I give
<v Speaker 1>Paul Bear back to Kine?
<v Speaker 2>No?
<v Speaker 1>Or should I shove Paul Bear down the stairs?
<v Speaker 2>Let's go?
<v Speaker 1>So Kaine says, stop, okay, I know what you want
<v Speaker 1>all this to get me to agree to give you
<v Speaker 1>another world title match. Well you could have it to
<v Speaker 1>are you satisfied? And Edge as well? I am, And
<v Speaker 1>that's a great idea. I'll accept that world title Matchine Kane,
<v Speaker 1>did you put it that way? Why don't you come
<v Speaker 1>up here and join us? So Kine, of course, desperate
<v Speaker 1>to get his father back, jog's up the ramp or
<v Speaker 1>jogs down rap. Becuse me, He's trying to get to
<v Speaker 1>the crowd. He's again running like.
<v Speaker 2>He's got a fat Edge.
<v Speaker 1>As Kane is going through the crowd, says, you know what, Hey,
<v Speaker 1>I'm gonna take Paul of the hot dog stand or
<v Speaker 1>he'll probably be more comfortable because he's a big, big
<v Speaker 1>fat masterd just join us there. So Kane goes up
<v Speaker 1>the stairs and follow him and he gets to the
<v Speaker 1>top and he burst through some pipe and drape to
<v Speaker 1>find the empty wheelchair in the lobby. Tony he's not
<v Speaker 1>too happy with it. He walks back and looks at
<v Speaker 1>the crowd. He's, I guess, trying to find him in
<v Speaker 1>the crowd, but he's very grumpy.
<v Speaker 2>He is angry. He's going through it. He's got a
<v Speaker 2>lot going on. And I was just thinking about this.
<v Speaker 2>How does Edge actually get the wheelchair to be there?
<v Speaker 2>Carrie Paul bear on his shoulder or is there two wheelchairs?
<v Speaker 2>I'm confused. Was there one.
<v Speaker 1>Multiple wheel Well we saw the other week Tony he
<v Speaker 1>had another wheelchair with him. Maybe he could just spawn
<v Speaker 1>wheeled chairs at and I had will dude.
<v Speaker 2>I'm surprised nobody in the crowd like gave him up,
<v Speaker 2>because there are fans out there, They're like.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, he's behind the piper drape actually he's just.
<v Speaker 2>Dude, what the chances here? I was just thinking about
<v Speaker 2>like how the holidays and Edge put on five pounds.
<v Speaker 2>He kidnapped him during Thanksgiving, so like he had to
<v Speaker 2>have his Thanksgiving dinner with his family and he probably
<v Speaker 2>took Paul Barrow over there, like, hey, do you want
<v Speaker 2>if Buddy goes over with me?
<v Speaker 1>And I don't ship my house man?
<v Speaker 2>Worst time to kid somebody Thanksgivings.
<v Speaker 1>So we go to another King of the Ring qualifier
<v Speaker 1>and it's m v P taking on Drew McIntyre and
<v Speaker 1>we get a broken Dreams Drew theme here, and dude, like,
<v Speaker 1>I mean, I'm sure it's been said a lot, but
<v Speaker 1>I don't know if enough can be said about the
<v Speaker 1>fun transformation of this dude.
<v Speaker 2>Dude. Right yeah, I still think of like when he
<v Speaker 2>left and like did the evolved stuff, and I was like, wow,
<v Speaker 2>this guy is actually kind of cool.
<v Speaker 1>And then it was like, dude, he fucking left ate
<v Speaker 1>a bunch of chicken and asparagus, and he fucking came
<v Speaker 1>back and stopped having shitty matches, Like that's good for you.
<v Speaker 2>It's still like on top right now today this.
<v Speaker 1>He and they still haven't brought back broken dreams in full.
<v Speaker 1>I don't believe so nah yeah, maybe someday.
<v Speaker 5>Uh.
<v Speaker 1>So we start the match up here, drew an MVP
<v Speaker 1>lock up. MVP, by the way, also had the uh
<v Speaker 1>still ball and still ball ball and it's upside of
<v Speaker 1>ball and.
<v Speaker 2>It's not as catchy as the other one, but it's
<v Speaker 2>still gets on.
<v Speaker 1>M VP cool as fuck here too. I mean, like
<v Speaker 1>I can see, you know, he was over and you
<v Speaker 1>know there.
<v Speaker 2>Another guy who had like really cool presentation out of
<v Speaker 2>the gate. He had the cool, like blow up entrance
<v Speaker 2>to awesome and the interesting.
<v Speaker 1>We're way past that at this point, but like.
<v Speaker 2>No, yeah school presentation for this guy.
<v Speaker 1>So drew an MVP lock up to start the match.
<v Speaker 1>Drew backs MVP in the corner and shoves his face
<v Speaker 1>because he's a heel and he's mean, and MVP slaps
<v Speaker 1>him and throws him in the corner starts punching the
<v Speaker 1>shit out of him. MVP hits a drop to hold
<v Speaker 1>on Drew and smashes his head into the canvas. And
<v Speaker 1>then MVP hits a fucking running shining Wizard to the
<v Speaker 1>back of the head for two. That's awesome. MVP ground
<v Speaker 1>and pounds Drew the ref has to pull him off,
<v Speaker 1>and Drew rolls to the apron where MVP baseball slides
<v Speaker 1>them and McIntyre goes right to the floor. MVP sends
<v Speaker 1>McIntyre head first into the barricade, loads him up to
<v Speaker 1>try to send him into the ring post, but Drew
<v Speaker 1>slides behind him and sends MVP in the stairs, which
<v Speaker 1>is where Drew will now start working m VP's arm.
<v Speaker 1>So MVP is back in the ring starting to fight back,
<v Speaker 1>and then Drew slams m VP's shoulder first in the
<v Speaker 1>match for a two count, really working the arm.
<v Speaker 2>Here.
<v Speaker 1>MVP hits a few clothes lines in the ring and
<v Speaker 1>I'm running faceboster on the knee cheese, which gave me horror,
<v Speaker 1>horrific memories of the SVR games, Tony. I don't know,
<v Speaker 1>because you weren't a big online player, right.
<v Speaker 2>So I did play online any time? Okay? Ou? Yes
<v Speaker 2>you did?
<v Speaker 1>Okay? Do you remember that move in the game, the
<v Speaker 1>running facebuster.
<v Speaker 2>Yes, I do remember that on the to the knee, yes.
<v Speaker 1>Yes, because it's not the triple H one, the m
<v Speaker 1>v P one I think was one you could fucking
<v Speaker 1>cheese as well. I think. Yeah, Like instance, I think
<v Speaker 1>it would pop him up and he'd fucking be dazed
<v Speaker 1>and then like there was a second word, fall to
<v Speaker 1>the ground.
<v Speaker 2>But you could keep like you could do a movie.
<v Speaker 2>You could keep doing it. Yeah, exactly, remember that cheese.
<v Speaker 1>So he does that in this match, of course.
<v Speaker 2>Uh.
<v Speaker 1>Then he sets up for the ball and elbow and
<v Speaker 1>he hits it, and then he goes for the Playmaker.
<v Speaker 2>Yes, which we don't need to you don't need to know.
<v Speaker 1>What that I fucking I'm like, please Drew back guitary,
<v Speaker 1>fucking snap his arms off.
<v Speaker 2>Just a playmaker, not the other movie.
<v Speaker 1>Well, Drew counters the Playmaker and MVP bunch of them
<v Speaker 1>a few times. Drew counter is whipping into the corner.
<v Speaker 1>MVP tries to up and out, but his shitty arm
<v Speaker 1>has been getting worked on this whole time, and he
<v Speaker 1>falls shoulder first into the turnbuckle. His arm has given
<v Speaker 1>out and he stumbles back and gets hit with the
<v Speaker 1>Future Shock DDT and Drew McIntyre advances and he goes
<v Speaker 1>on to the King of the Ring.
<v Speaker 2>Good match, though shortened series.
<v Speaker 1>Then you know again, I can't I was expecting worst
<v Speaker 1>matches on the show. I gotta be honest with you.
<v Speaker 2>No, they were like tapped into like all right, let's
<v Speaker 2>just you guys do some stuff here. I guess because
<v Speaker 2>it's King of the Ring.
<v Speaker 1>Maybe they were like, you got his I mean, you
<v Speaker 1>have to wrestle, like you have to, like obviously the
<v Speaker 1>bullshit finish of the fucking Big Show match and all,
<v Speaker 1>but like, you guys have to work a match here.
<v Speaker 1>This is King of the Ring.
<v Speaker 2>I mean, the angles are trying to get over here,
<v Speaker 2>you know whatever with like these guys and they're trying
<v Speaker 2>to continue their stories from Survivor series and then just
<v Speaker 2>put them in matches. Well they have some history building,
<v Speaker 2>you know, based off of Survivor series and all that,
<v Speaker 2>then they just go out here and work a match
<v Speaker 2>and then get your angle over.
<v Speaker 1>I guess it's just dude, looking at True here is
<v Speaker 1>like so, I mean, he looks like a legit complete
<v Speaker 1>different human. Like, dude, he's like to see his baby here, dude,
<v Speaker 1>he's a yeah, dude, I want to how old was
<v Speaker 1>he here? Let me look twenty five years old here?
<v Speaker 2>Wow?
<v Speaker 1>Dude, Yeah, night and fucking day this dude.
<v Speaker 2>Good for him, man, dude, that's crazy. Wow.
<v Speaker 1>So we go backstage and Jack Swagger is having an
<v Speaker 1>argument with his eagle, and he's blaming the eagle for
<v Speaker 1>his loss. He says, you're supposed to be a national treasure.
<v Speaker 1>You're my mascot. You better straighten up and fly right.
<v Speaker 1>And then we fucking turned to the side and Hornswoggle
<v Speaker 1>is dressed as a Native American sitting at a table
<v Speaker 1>with a fork and knife in and fucking Cole thinks
<v Speaker 1>this is the funniest thing he's ever seen. He lets
<v Speaker 1>out a hearty ha ha, like as if Vince like
<v Speaker 1>fucking did that in his ear and he had to
<v Speaker 1>do it.
<v Speaker 2>Dude, That's definitely what it was like. You know, that
<v Speaker 2>was a hit. Ah. This had to be his segment, right,
<v Speaker 2>like he wrote this whole thing thought it was funny.
<v Speaker 1>I mean, this is dog shit. So Rosa Mendez brings
<v Speaker 1>in a big plate with a fucking lid on it
<v Speaker 1>and says, here's dinner for you, Hornswoggle. It's gonna be
<v Speaker 1>the best dinner ever. And she unveils a super burnt
<v Speaker 1>turkey and Hornswoggle pokes at it, and Rosa says, oh,
<v Speaker 1>I may have overkicked it just a little bit. You
<v Speaker 1>want some soup potatoes? I burn that too. You want
<v Speaker 1>a sandwich. Rove said, you want a sandwich? Like God,
<v Speaker 1>I was James saw this fun but I gotta clip
<v Speaker 1>this and you want sandwich?
<v Speaker 2>You want a sandwich? How do you burn the potatoes?
<v Speaker 2>I don't get it if you soup soup.
<v Speaker 1>So the Jackswagger eagle walks up and takes a glass
<v Speaker 1>of water off the table and he walks away, and
<v Speaker 1>Hornswoggle's very upset about the turkey, but he looks at
<v Speaker 1>the turkey and he looks up at the eagle and
<v Speaker 1>he gets an idea. He stands up on the table
<v Speaker 1>with his knife and fork, and Rosa says, you can't
<v Speaker 1>eat a bald eagle. So Hornswoggle turns round, bends down,
<v Speaker 1>and pulls up a bow and arrow from where he
<v Speaker 1>was sitting, and he shoots the fucking eagle with a
<v Speaker 1>bow and arrow and he kills him. And he walks
<v Speaker 1>over with a knife and fork to presumably eat him.
<v Speaker 1>But yeah, so Hornswoggle kills and eats an eagle on
<v Speaker 1>this episode of SmackDown. That's fucking tremendous.
<v Speaker 5>Uh.
<v Speaker 1>Then we go back to the ring. Lake Cool come
<v Speaker 1>out to the ring here, and Michelle McCool says, cut
<v Speaker 1>our music. We're not in the mood, and Layla says,
<v Speaker 1>this is the worst week ever. Michelle says it started
<v Speaker 1>out on Sunday Natalia stole our Divas championship and that
<v Speaker 1>is property of Lake Cool and it doesn't even look
<v Speaker 1>cute on her, and Laila says that Natalia is a cheating,
<v Speaker 1>unshaven liar.
<v Speaker 2>Was that having duddy? I don't know. She also farts.
<v Speaker 2>You know, Natalia farts a lot too.
<v Speaker 1>We're not fart aera yet, are we.
<v Speaker 2>No, that's later, but Natalia's going She's gone through it.
<v Speaker 5>Man.
<v Speaker 2>She's had a long career too, but she's she's still there. Good.
<v Speaker 1>I mean fuck, she's held on right. Goddamn, Michelle says.
<v Speaker 1>And on Monday she had the audacity to get us
<v Speaker 1>kicked out of row. Who does that? She is such
<v Speaker 1>a hater. Layla says, real talk, We hate that show.
<v Speaker 1>But today we're in your hometown of Jacksonville, Florida, And
<v Speaker 1>Michelle says that is true. It is such a beautiful
<v Speaker 1>place and you all look so gorgeous tonight and Laylah
<v Speaker 1>and Michelle both look at each other and say not.
<v Speaker 1>And Michelle says, forget about these people and the devas
<v Speaker 1>that want to be us. It doesn't matter. We have
<v Speaker 1>each other, and Laila says we will always be flawless,
<v Speaker 1>and then a fucking sound that I have not heard
<v Speaker 1>in many, many years goes off in the building. Hello Hello,
<v Speaker 1>I said.
<v Speaker 2>Oh fuck, that's right, fucking Kelly Kelly.
<v Speaker 1>Let's fucking go.
<v Speaker 2>She's in a wrestler era where she really wanted to
<v Speaker 2>be champion, which.
<v Speaker 1>She's fucking tapped in Tony Yeah cool versus Kelly Kelly here.
<v Speaker 2>I just think that's the coolest story ever. Like, she's like, yeah,
<v Speaker 2>I just want to like I want to be world champion.
<v Speaker 2>I think that's cool.
<v Speaker 1>I like to fucking know to wrestle. Yeah that's cool. Fuck,
<v Speaker 1>yeah you should, that's.
<v Speaker 2>All that's cool. Uh.
<v Speaker 1>So Layla Kelly Kelly gets in the ring. Layla starts
<v Speaker 1>spraying deodorant around the inside of the ring, and Matt
<v Speaker 1>s Trucker explains that they have been calling her smelly
<v Speaker 1>Kelly y, Yeah, smelly smelly. You would have been more clever.
<v Speaker 2>I think though, oh, you're right. Yeah.
<v Speaker 1>So Leyla goes to leave and Kelly kicks her off
<v Speaker 1>the apron. It looks like Layla fucking blows out both
<v Speaker 1>of her she lives on the floor. Michelle mccoor immediately
<v Speaker 1>rushes Kelly, and Kelly rolls her up and Michelle immediately
<v Speaker 1>kicks out. And that's when I realized this match is
<v Speaker 1>going to not be very long because they are going
<v Speaker 1>very fast. Michelle hits a snap belly to belly that
<v Speaker 1>looks pretty cool. For two, Michelle repeatedly knees Kelly in
<v Speaker 1>the back. Michelle Gord bosters Kelly onto the top rope
<v Speaker 1>and then pulls her off of it faith breaker style,
<v Speaker 1>but Kelly holds onto the rope, so Michelle just dumps
<v Speaker 1>her like kind of like a power bomb that look
<v Speaker 1>kind of gnarly. Michelle then kind of I think she
<v Speaker 1>was going for a Boston crab, but Kelly swings through
<v Speaker 1>and rolls her up and of course gets the wind.
<v Speaker 1>Because you know, we're not we're not giving the women
<v Speaker 1>time here in twenty ten, of.
<v Speaker 2>Course we're still so we don't.
<v Speaker 5>Yeah, they're not really.
<v Speaker 1>Giving a shit, but I mean, like you said, I mean, Michelle,
<v Speaker 1>and they could have fucking did something here, but they
<v Speaker 1>did not because they had two fucking minutes. So after
<v Speaker 1>the bell, Michelle jumps Kelly and her and Layla attack her,
<v Speaker 1>and Beth Phoenix hits the ring to make the save,
<v Speaker 1>and Michelle and Layla must not have heard the music
<v Speaker 1>of Beth Phoenix playing over the fucking sound system because
<v Speaker 1>they are still beating up Kelly and are surprised when
<v Speaker 1>Beth Phoenix starts attacking the both of them.
<v Speaker 2>Beth hits the.
<v Speaker 1>Glam slam on Michelle, and that is how we get
<v Speaker 1>out of that one. I mean, Beth Phoenix is fucking
<v Speaker 1>awesome too, by the way, Like I can't say enough
<v Speaker 1>good things about Beth Phoenix, who you know, probably is
<v Speaker 1>one of the reasons why these things, you know, kind
<v Speaker 1>of we're changing the chick of regard from the Devis
<v Speaker 1>Championship Ship.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, exactly.
<v Speaker 1>Tonight raymus Terio versus Cody Rhods and a King of
<v Speaker 1>the Ring qualifier match, which will of course be our
<v Speaker 1>main events of the night.
<v Speaker 2>And I believe it.
<v Speaker 1>Is time for our main event, Tony, let's go. We
<v Speaker 1>are in the dashing Cody Rhods error here with the
<v Speaker 1>mirror mini tron that fucking kicks ass, and he's got
<v Speaker 1>the mirror in the back of his jacket.
<v Speaker 2>Dude, good gimmick there, and get good fucking gimmick.
<v Speaker 1>I love this run, this dashing run into undashing like
<v Speaker 1>that was sick at Like I enjoyed this thoroughly, Like
<v Speaker 1>the intercoll title shit he was doing like this Cody
<v Speaker 1>Roads was sweet, Like dude.
<v Speaker 2>They even had a little tech here where they had
<v Speaker 2>a little camera on the stage and then they showed
<v Speaker 2>it as like a mirror on the n which I
<v Speaker 2>don't understand how they did, but it was cool. And
<v Speaker 2>he's like, it's like you talk about Drew McIntyre. Yeah,
<v Speaker 2>this is like night and Day of Cody Roads today
<v Speaker 2>is dude, funny, but it's.
<v Speaker 1>So weird that like, yeah, this guy is like the
<v Speaker 1>most popular guy in w W right now.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah yeah, wow, that's fucking nuts. Yeah. He had the
<v Speaker 2>craziest glow up ever.
<v Speaker 1>So I mean but again, like I said, this run
<v Speaker 1>was I enjoyed.
<v Speaker 2>Dashing into undashing is like one of like a legendary
<v Speaker 2>transition too. That was cool.
<v Speaker 1>So we're about to get this match started. But Alberto
<v Speaker 1>del Rio's music kids and he comes out again in
<v Speaker 1>the universe mod style and I wrote to probably sit
<v Speaker 1>next to commentary, and that is what he did. He
<v Speaker 1>comes down, he too, his commentary.
<v Speaker 2>He doesn't even say, he just stands there with the
<v Speaker 2>headset on.
<v Speaker 1>I don't know why did okay, he does stand in
<v Speaker 1>front of which I thought was kind of funny. He
<v Speaker 1>stands in front of the commentary table with the head
<v Speaker 1>set on. He's talking shit. So we get into this match.
<v Speaker 1>Race starts the match by kicking Cody's legs and Cody
<v Speaker 1>count as a whip. Ray slides through his legs and
<v Speaker 1>Cody gut kicks him and Sunset flips him. Ray rolls
<v Speaker 1>through and goes for the kick to the head, but
<v Speaker 1>Cody dodges it because he doesn't, of course want to
<v Speaker 1>fuck his face up, And this whole match is Cody
<v Speaker 1>avoiding his face getting hit because he's so dash. Cody
<v Speaker 1>checks his face in the mirror of the back of
<v Speaker 1>his jacket, which he forces Tony Shavanni to hold up.
<v Speaker 1>Tony Shavanni Tony Chibble to hold up, and Ray comes
<v Speaker 1>out and kicks him. Ray Fan's hitting him again and
<v Speaker 1>Cody runs away. Ray drop kicks Cody into the second
<v Speaker 1>rope and goes for the six to one nine, but
<v Speaker 1>del Rio has had enough. He throws his headset down,
<v Speaker 1>walks up and points at Cody and tells him to
<v Speaker 1>get out of the position, and then Cody does. He
<v Speaker 1>doesn't like dry. I thought he would pull him out
<v Speaker 1>of the ring.
<v Speaker 2>Out there, he's give out to six to one nine.
<v Speaker 2>You might want to move. Oh, that's of course. You
<v Speaker 2>guys didn't see the coming. You gotta get your spots
<v Speaker 2>in here though, you know, you gotta get the ring
<v Speaker 2>action and get out of the ring again and do
<v Speaker 2>a little whoever agenting. Just love that.
<v Speaker 1>I bet probably one guy give him all the same
<v Speaker 1>idea a rim.
<v Speaker 2>So.
<v Speaker 1>Ray runs off the apron and goes for the seat
<v Speaker 1>that sent on on Cody, but Cody dodges it and
<v Speaker 1>Ray lands on del Rio.
<v Speaker 2>I like that because del Rio wasn't really paying attention,
<v Speaker 2>so like he got hey with it. It looks kind of cool.
<v Speaker 2>That was cool. Yeah, I like that.
<v Speaker 1>Cody goes after Ray, but he Cody runs into the barricade.
<v Speaker 1>Ray leaps over the top rope and kicks Cody back,
<v Speaker 1>bumping him into the referee, which leads to del Rio
<v Speaker 1>crotching Ray against a ring post like the bastard that
<v Speaker 1>he is, giving Cody the opportunity to pick Ray up
<v Speaker 1>and hit the crossroads and get the win and Cody
<v Speaker 1>Roads qualifies.
<v Speaker 2>For the King of the Ring.
<v Speaker 1>Del Rio gets in the ring after him and he
<v Speaker 1>laughs at ray Masterio because he just cost him the
<v Speaker 1>fucking match.
<v Speaker 2>How dare you?
<v Speaker 1>So we go backstage and Teddy Long is on his
<v Speaker 1>phone and when Kine comes in, and Kane says, Teddy,
<v Speaker 1>I've had it.
<v Speaker 2>I've had it, Teddy.
<v Speaker 1>I've tried reasoning with Edge. I've tried talking with Edge,
<v Speaker 1>but he won't listen to me. This is all your
<v Speaker 1>fault and you're gonna pay. And fucking Kane grips Teddy
<v Speaker 1>up and he's grabbing him and he's backing them up,
<v Speaker 1>and Edge once again magically somehow appearing on the TV
<v Speaker 1>screen in Teddy Long's locker room or office, says Cain Kane,
<v Speaker 1>and Edge is now in the parking lot, and Edge says,
<v Speaker 1>there's no reason to lose your temper because Edge, of
<v Speaker 1>course also somehow can see what's going on in Teddy
<v Speaker 1>Long's office to respond from the parking lot.
<v Speaker 2>Dude, I always thought that was crazy. They always had
<v Speaker 2>that magic tech in w where is like you could
<v Speaker 2>talk to the camera and then you could hear the
<v Speaker 2>other guy. Whatever they're saying back to you, it's I
<v Speaker 2>don't understand how that works. But if he's in.
<v Speaker 1>The building at least second here, because if it's miked
<v Speaker 1>up right, like, if you're like, how the fuck are
<v Speaker 1>you gonna hear what?
<v Speaker 2>You're in the parking lot?
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, right, So Edge said, there's no reason to lose
<v Speaker 1>your temper. That's not gonna get anywhere. You should come
<v Speaker 1>out here and get some fresh air. That's where Paul
<v Speaker 1>and I are right here in Jacksonville, Florida. Jacksonville, Florida. Jacksonville, Florida, Jacksonville, Florida.
<v Speaker 1>He says it five times, and he says, man, that
<v Speaker 1>works every time. I'm assuming he thought he was going
<v Speaker 1>to get a pop each time he said it, and
<v Speaker 1>they just forgot to edit in pops each time. Just
<v Speaker 1>fucking super awkward, And says Kane, I think I should
<v Speaker 1>give you Paul Beart back. We're out here in the
<v Speaker 1>parking lot, so why don't you come out here and
<v Speaker 1>get him. So Cain runs out of the office and
<v Speaker 1>he walks out to the parking lot and they Kine
<v Speaker 1>is like they're cutting back and forth five times. It's
<v Speaker 1>a tight shot of Paul Bear's face and he's taped up,
<v Speaker 1>and it cuts to the where Cane's coming from to
<v Speaker 1>get down to.
<v Speaker 2>The dude in Cane are dumb ass mine. He's like, oh,
<v Speaker 2>this is it. This is the time he gives get
<v Speaker 2>my dad. He's been good on his word dust scars,
<v Speaker 2>so he'll do it this time. I'm sure he will. Yeah,
<v Speaker 2>we're fine.
<v Speaker 1>So Cain runs up and he says Paul Paul and
<v Speaker 1>it cuts back and forth one hundred times. Kane runs
<v Speaker 1>over to Paul Bear and then all of a sudden,
<v Speaker 1>car flies in and fucking hits the fucking Paul Bear
<v Speaker 1>with a car him and his body explodes and stuffing
<v Speaker 1>goes everywhere.
<v Speaker 2>Oddly enough, dude, this blew my mind. I mean when
<v Speaker 2>I saw this, because they haven't really shot me for
<v Speaker 2>a second. They got me for a second Beart's eyes
<v Speaker 2>and then back to Caine and then eyes and I'm like, okay,
<v Speaker 2>Paul Bert, they're definitely making it that Paul Bear is
<v Speaker 2>sitting here, and then it runs him over. I'm like, oh,
<v Speaker 2>he just killed Baulberry, all right.
<v Speaker 1>I was like, Wow, that's fucking tremendous. What they should
<v Speaker 1>have did is had pizza huts mare and aerosauce flying
<v Speaker 1>out of this mannekin. So yeah, Edge hits him with
<v Speaker 1>a fucking car, but it's a stuffed mannequin and stuffing
<v Speaker 1>flies everywhere, and Caine's looking at this stuffing and he's pissed.
<v Speaker 1>And Edge drives up and he rolls down the back
<v Speaker 1>window where Paul Bear is and says whoops, and he
<v Speaker 1>drives off, and Caine reaches down and grabs the Paul
<v Speaker 1>Bear ahead that's on the ground and fucking watches it
<v Speaker 1>car and the head rolls for like a mile, which.
<v Speaker 2>I thought, dude, that was a good shot there. That
<v Speaker 2>end the show as it fades to black with the
<v Speaker 2>head rolling in the street.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, Kane throws the wheelchair around. He's pissed, and he
<v Speaker 1>puts his hands on his head and he goes and
<v Speaker 1>the show ends.
<v Speaker 2>Dude, he puts his hands on his head? Why mean co?
<v Speaker 1>So that is how this episode of SmackDown ends. But
<v Speaker 1>that is not how the angle ends, Dude.
<v Speaker 2>When we were pitching the watch this, you're like, Okay,
<v Speaker 2>he chases Cane around here, He's surely gonna get Paul
<v Speaker 2>Bayer back, right, That's what I thought when you ever, I.
<v Speaker 1>Thought this was the episode where he gets him back.
<v Speaker 1>I thought this was like the culmination of it and
<v Speaker 1>they would like show it all, but no it is not.
<v Speaker 1>There is two more weeks of this.
<v Speaker 2>Wow. Yeah, December third and December tenth. We have here
<v Speaker 2>follow up and then PLC pay per view and all
<v Speaker 2>kinds of craziness going on.
<v Speaker 1>So smack Down December third, twenty ten. Here where we're
<v Speaker 1>now after This is a week after the show we
<v Speaker 1>just reviewed. So SmackDown's December third, twenty ten. Caine comes
<v Speaker 1>out after Drew McIntyre and Dolf Ziggler beat MVP and.
<v Speaker 2>Kval Loki by the way, that's Loki. Yes, TNA's Loki
<v Speaker 2>as Caval and w.
<v Speaker 1>So McIntyre and Ziglar Powder. Kane comes out and choke
<v Speaker 1>Slam's MVP and then Tombstones canvall and he gets on
<v Speaker 1>the mic.
<v Speaker 2>Does never be on my bingo list? Win Kane, Tombstone's Caval.
<v Speaker 1>Tacks the beatdown Gland, Drew McIntyre beats the beatdown Clad
<v Speaker 1>and then Kane comes out and beats them all.
<v Speaker 2>This is like what if Kane Glenn Jacobs went to
<v Speaker 2>TNA beat Doug.
<v Speaker 1>So Kane gets on the mic and says Edge, this
<v Speaker 1>has gone on long enough. This show will not continue
<v Speaker 1>unless you give me back Paul Bear.
<v Speaker 2>Do you hear me, Edge?
<v Speaker 1>If I have to walk through that entire And then
<v Speaker 1>Edge shows up on the tron and says, hey, kye
<v Speaker 1>now beer, big fella, Uh listen, I heard you. You
<v Speaker 1>do have a point. This is going on for way
<v Speaker 1>too long. I'm pretty sure Paul wants to go home too,
<v Speaker 1>don't you, and says I tell you what, No more games,
<v Speaker 1>no more tomfoolery. Come on out here and get Paul.
<v Speaker 1>He's in the loading dock. Okay, he's right here, And
<v Speaker 1>just so you know he's here, he should say something,
<v Speaker 1>and he fucking digs off the tape and.
<v Speaker 6>Says good good.
<v Speaker 2>As he does, of course, I'm.
<v Speaker 6>Here, I'm here, Get up here a bum shitty you
<v Speaker 6>guys smell like shited pizza.
<v Speaker 2>Fuck.
<v Speaker 1>He blew up my fucking body of a beard arrow.
<v Speaker 1>So Kane runs up the ramp to go to the back.
<v Speaker 2>Dude, he goes kne shitty and style Dude shitty asked
<v Speaker 2>Universe mode style or Red WrestleMania style running backstage just
<v Speaker 2>like yeah yeah, and you're just like Kane's just like yeah,
<v Speaker 2>well he's I mean he's been he's lied to me
<v Speaker 2>thus far. But this is true, he said, he said,
<v Speaker 2>this is real. I got I believe in like this.
<v Speaker 2>He had no other ideas of plans of anything that
<v Speaker 2>he could do here. But I'm gonna just trust this
<v Speaker 2>guy running the back. See what's going.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, this guy is like the one of the most
<v Speaker 1>evil dudes ever. He couldn't come up with a fucking
<v Speaker 1>better plane. He's just a stupid, stupid guy. Now, because
<v Speaker 1>he's a bad guy.
<v Speaker 2>I'll just run in the back, all right. So they
<v Speaker 2>run in the back. I think it goes commercial here
<v Speaker 2>and he comes back.
<v Speaker 1>Yes, I think that's right. And uh no, I think
<v Speaker 1>this was all one continuous right here.
<v Speaker 2>Okay, Yeah, So.
<v Speaker 1>Caine rushes to go to the back, and Paul Barr
<v Speaker 1>says Cane can And Paul gets to the back and
<v Speaker 1>says Paul Paul. And there was a shot here of
<v Speaker 1>Cain trying to find him. He's standing in the middle
<v Speaker 1>of this backstage area and you could see a big
<v Speaker 1>picture of Shamous on a trug behind him, which I
<v Speaker 1>thought was funny. And the camera then circles around Kine
<v Speaker 1>horror movie style, and you hear Paul barr in the
<v Speaker 1>distance yelling Cane, cate them here, and it zooms in
<v Speaker 1>uh to Edge running away with him in the wheelchair
<v Speaker 1>behind some trucks, and Kane chases after him and can't
<v Speaker 1>find them, and he turns back and he sees Edge's
<v Speaker 1>big face on the side of a truck, and then
<v Speaker 1>he ducks down a little to see Edge running off
<v Speaker 1>with Paul Barret beside the truck. So Cain sneaks around.
<v Speaker 1>He's trying to be sneaking, now, Tony, He's got a plan, Yeah, right,
<v Speaker 1>So he sneaks around to catch up, but he can't
<v Speaker 1>find him, and he stops in front of the truck
<v Speaker 1>and he looks across and he yells Paul, and the
<v Speaker 1>wheelchair is seated in front of the back of another
<v Speaker 1>truck and then a big ass stack of just big
<v Speaker 1>cases falls out of the back of the truck and
<v Speaker 1>fucking lands on Paul Baron kills him. He gruss and
<v Speaker 1>kills Paul Bearer and yells, and Kane runs up waddling
<v Speaker 1>shitty air style, but he sees that it's not Paul Bearer,
<v Speaker 1>and he kneels down next to the mannequin head and
<v Speaker 1>you can hear Paul Barry yelling from the distance can
<v Speaker 1>and then fucking just cartoon style, Edge runs off of
<v Speaker 1>him again, and then Kane has the jog.
<v Speaker 2>After them, Dude. Funniest shit ever Kane does, like the
<v Speaker 2>thing where he picks up a piece of the dummy
<v Speaker 2>and throws it down again, Like that's the trope when
<v Speaker 2>he sees the dummy, he picks it up and throws it.
<v Speaker 1>He has to touch it to make sure that it's
<v Speaker 1>actually not Paul Bear's head that fucking fell off.
<v Speaker 2>Dude, they missed the opportunity to have like a comic,
<v Speaker 2>like a comedic like uh tape recorder of like his
<v Speaker 2>voice kadkad, like yeah something, but alright, there's ed just
<v Speaker 2>got some magic here though, because he like has Paul Bearer,
<v Speaker 2>but then he's not really Paul Bearer. Then it's a
<v Speaker 2>dunk quick too.
<v Speaker 1>He's Edge is actually a fucking psychopath. Like this is
<v Speaker 1>a crazy amount of work to funk with this dude
<v Speaker 1>and his dad. You're right, and it's like it's all
<v Speaker 1>just because he wants a title shot. Like Kane hasn't
<v Speaker 1>even done anything really agregious other than kill the Undertaker,
<v Speaker 1>which like everyone fucking kills the Undertaker, Like, that's not
<v Speaker 1>that big of a deal.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, he'll come back, don't worry, he's already he's the
<v Speaker 2>dead man.
<v Speaker 1>So we go backstage and now Kane is running up
<v Speaker 1>some stairs to find Paul Bearer. He is now chasing
<v Speaker 1>Edge through a lobby. There's fans, there's popcorn, there's merch.
<v Speaker 1>He's chasing Edge, who is running in front of Kane
<v Speaker 1>with Paul Bearer in tow or sorry in lead. He
<v Speaker 1>has the wheelchair in front of him. He's fucking pushing around.
<v Speaker 1>They run around. Then Edge just straight up throws Paul
<v Speaker 1>Bear down a flight of stairs and runs away and
<v Speaker 1>says ball And then Kane, you guessed it, runs down
<v Speaker 1>these stairs and rises it is another manicure.
<v Speaker 2>He picks up the dummy's head and throws.
<v Speaker 1>It, picks up the Vatican head and throws it on
<v Speaker 1>the ground again. Of course, the cabra pads up at
<v Speaker 1>Paul Barrett Edge at the top of the stairs and
<v Speaker 1>Paul barr says.
<v Speaker 6>Ood, go to everyone, what the fuck you are still
<v Speaker 6>fucking stupid?
<v Speaker 1>What the fuck it's been a buff How the fuck
<v Speaker 1>you getting me? And so Edge runs and waves on
<v Speaker 1>them and runs away with Paul Bear. So now on
<v Speaker 1>the same episode, Kane has a match with.
<v Speaker 2>Edge match against each other to determine the stipulation for
<v Speaker 2>the pay per view in two weeks at TLC, which
<v Speaker 2>I'm just gonna like lay it out there for everyone
<v Speaker 2>like they're wrestling at TLC. The winner gets picked the
<v Speaker 2>stipulation at TLC. I mean, you do the math. We'll
<v Speaker 2>figure you'll get there, but you'll.
<v Speaker 6>Fucking I hope it's a fucking pizza hook cage match.
<v Speaker 2>It's Paul Bear Paul match.
<v Speaker 1>Paul Bear on a mountain marriage. So Cain is up
<v Speaker 1>on Edge near the end of the match and he's
<v Speaker 1>ging up for the choke slam, but then Paul Bear
<v Speaker 1>shows up on the tron because Edge has fucking friends
<v Speaker 1>and production that fucking hate Kane. Everyone hates Kane, and
<v Speaker 1>Paul Bear is on the tron and Paul Bear says, Kane,
<v Speaker 1>I'm sick of this, fucking please confine me.
<v Speaker 2>I can't take it.
<v Speaker 1>So Caine is out at the Lemma here Tony. He
<v Speaker 1>has to leave the match and try to figure out
<v Speaker 1>if he's gonna throw this match to get his dad back,
<v Speaker 1>and then Edge has to choose the stip for the
<v Speaker 1>match at TLC, or he goes back and wins the
<v Speaker 1>matches choose the stip because the title is important to him.
<v Speaker 1>But Kane decides to run back to the ring and
<v Speaker 1>break the count because he wants to win the stipulation match.
<v Speaker 1>But once he gets in the ring edge of some
<v Speaker 1>of the spear and wins.
<v Speaker 2>Fuck dude, they even bury this. I think it's Matt Strikers.
<v Speaker 2>It's either matter. Cod Grisham says, we'll see if not not.
<v Speaker 2>Michael Cole says, he says, I wonder if Kane made
<v Speaker 2>the right decision here. Nope, because he gets speared immediately.
<v Speaker 2>That loses. Dude.
<v Speaker 1>All these tactics for a shitty like smarmy fucking chicken
<v Speaker 1>should heel is great, It's just so like Kane. This
<v Speaker 1>fucks me up to this is Kane, Like this is
<v Speaker 1>all this is fucking hilarious. Heel shit, It's just it
<v Speaker 1>being Kane is fucking weird, Like doesn't make any sense
<v Speaker 1>with do this shit.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, yeah, he's a killer. And then he's like being
<v Speaker 2>a bit here and then he's like it's my dad,
<v Speaker 2>and then it's like all right, well yeah, but then
<v Speaker 2>you still lose, so like you haven't like it spent
<v Speaker 2>weeks of Kane not getting anything in return. There's like
<v Speaker 2>nothing coming up here.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, well, like you mentioned earlier, Tony Edge got to
<v Speaker 1>choose the stipulation for their match at TLC, and by god,
<v Speaker 1>Edge picks the TLC match.
<v Speaker 2>I wrote this down, let me guess it's TLC before
<v Speaker 2>it even happened.
<v Speaker 1>So Edge then wheels the wheelchair onto the ramp backwards style,
<v Speaker 1>so his back is facing Kane. There's a guy in
<v Speaker 1>the chair and his heads bobbing around, so this has
<v Speaker 1>to be, of course, Paul Bear. So Caine runs up
<v Speaker 1>the ramp to get Paul Bear and says Paul And
<v Speaker 1>he walks up and he's big smile on his face
<v Speaker 1>and he goes in front of him. But it is
<v Speaker 1>just a man. It is a man that is dressed
<v Speaker 1>up like Paul Bear. And Kane is mad. Kine is
<v Speaker 1>so mad that he big boots this guy in the
<v Speaker 1>fucking head and knocks the wheelchair over.
<v Speaker 2>That's not good. This guy is probably held hostage as well, Like,
<v Speaker 2>come on.
<v Speaker 1>Dude, yeah, Edge has a random dude hostage.
<v Speaker 2>What the fuck, dude. It's funny as some guy goes
<v Speaker 2>it's the fake Paul Bear.
<v Speaker 1>So Cain Dude Kane does like a good amount of
<v Speaker 1>time beat down on fake Paul Bear. He big boots him,
<v Speaker 1>stomps him out, paunches him in the head, and it's
<v Speaker 1>not until Paul Bear is back on the tron, where,
<v Speaker 1>of course he says.
<v Speaker 5>Caine.
<v Speaker 6>KANEO been back here the whole time. I fucking told
<v Speaker 6>you this earlier. I can't take it.
<v Speaker 1>So Paul Bear is tied up crazy style on the
<v Speaker 1>fucking bed of a toad trunk and Cane of course
<v Speaker 1>walks backstage again sees Paul Bar on the back of
<v Speaker 1>a tow truck, Edge gets in the driver's seat and
<v Speaker 1>drives away. He steals Paul Bear.
<v Speaker 2>Again a Cane's mad again.
<v Speaker 1>Big Man is a dumb, dumb fucking bastard.
<v Speaker 2>Big Mad Falsters again doesn't like even get in a
<v Speaker 2>vehicle and try to chase him or like anything. He's
<v Speaker 2>just like, ah, well, I.
<v Speaker 1>Can't drive, dude, straight drives me everywhere.
<v Speaker 2>This is like straight out of Scooby Doo, Like, I'll
<v Speaker 2>get you next time. You're meddling kids, aw Man, you
<v Speaker 2>really got me now.
<v Speaker 1>So December tenth, Tony here we are December tenth SmackDown,
<v Speaker 1>and Caine is gotting a probo. Kane pleads for Edge
<v Speaker 1>to give Paul Bart back again, and Kin says, now,
<v Speaker 1>I'm begging.
<v Speaker 2>You, please, please, please.
<v Speaker 1>My father back. This has to end. I'm begging you please,
<v Speaker 1>one way or another. This has to end to night.
<v Speaker 2>Please.
<v Speaker 1>So Edge shows up with the tron of course once again,
<v Speaker 1>and says kan, Hey, Kane up here. This is every
<v Speaker 1>fucking week this guy shows up with the trot and
<v Speaker 1>says Kane up.
<v Speaker 2>Here, Cating up here, Hey Caane, I'm right here.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, hey, they're a big red monster. How you doing,
<v Speaker 1>big fella? I heard what you've been saying and in
<v Speaker 1>May and tonight, but I disagree to me. This ends
<v Speaker 1>at TLC. And you know what, Look what I just
<v Speaker 1>happened to stumble upon. It's Paul Bear. You're dead. And
<v Speaker 1>look what else I stumbled to Paul across a steel chair.
<v Speaker 1>I am the master of the TLC metch, but sometimes
<v Speaker 1>with this stuff, you know, if you don't do it
<v Speaker 1>for a while, you get rusty. So maybe I should
<v Speaker 1>brush up all my skills. And I don't think Paul minds?
<v Speaker 2>Do you mind?
<v Speaker 5>Paul?
<v Speaker 1>And Paul fucking nods his head that he does mind,
<v Speaker 1>and ed says, you know what I think he said? No,
<v Speaker 1>So here we go. So Edge lines up the chair,
<v Speaker 1>goes to hit Paul in the back with it. He swings,
<v Speaker 1>but he stops. He says, ah, wind up was a
<v Speaker 1>bit off.
<v Speaker 2>There.
<v Speaker 1>He goes to do it again and he stops and
<v Speaker 1>he says, you know, just a little bit off it.
<v Speaker 1>It should have been more like this, and he smashes
<v Speaker 1>the chair in a Paul Bear's back and Kane drops
<v Speaker 1>the mic and once again runs up the ramp, fucking
<v Speaker 1>just waddling the cane waddle that I've come to know
<v Speaker 1>from these episodes so far. Kan gets to the back
<v Speaker 1>of hes Edge don't stop, don't do that, and he's
<v Speaker 1>staring across and down the lane. Here is Edge and
<v Speaker 1>he's holding a chair and Paul Bear is presumably laying
<v Speaker 1>on the floor below HM and edges don't take another step,
<v Speaker 1>don't make me do this, and Kane says, put that
<v Speaker 1>chair down, and edgyes, what did I just say?
<v Speaker 2>You just took another.
<v Speaker 1>Step and Edge hits Paul Bear on the ground with
<v Speaker 1>a chair and runs away, and Kane runs up and
<v Speaker 1>it's another manic and Kane looks down at it and says,
<v Speaker 1>another dummy and he kicks it. Workers So Edge's then
<v Speaker 1>behind a set of stairs with Paul bar and says,
<v Speaker 1>that's not the dummy you're looking for. The real one's
<v Speaker 1>right here, doodlu, and he runs away and Kane chases
<v Speaker 1>after him, and then we're backstage again and Kine is
<v Speaker 1>walking around and all of a sudden, a wheelchair gets
<v Speaker 1>pushed off a balcony through some tables in front of
<v Speaker 1>Cane and it fucking dies. But Caan, he doesn't really
<v Speaker 1>sell this one because he knows it's a mannek in
<v Speaker 1>this time, and he doesn't. He's not falling for the
<v Speaker 1>tricks anymore, Tony. It took four fucking weeks, but he's
<v Speaker 1>finally wise to this business. Here edges with Paul Bearer
<v Speaker 1>up on the balcony and he says, what's that Old
<v Speaker 1>Ryan Humpty Dumpty had a great fall, and he wheels
<v Speaker 1>Paul Bear away, and Kane kneels down and grabs both
<v Speaker 1>of the feet of the dummy that I have fallen
<v Speaker 1>off and says no. So then it's Edge in ray
<v Speaker 1>mysterio taking on Cain and Alberto Del Rio in the
<v Speaker 1>main event. During the match, Caine and Edge fight to
<v Speaker 1>the back, and after the match, in which Ray pins
<v Speaker 1>Del Rio Edges in the back, and there's a fucking
<v Speaker 1>big plank of wood, a little plywood over two ladders
<v Speaker 1>and what is presumably Paul Bear on top of this ladder,
<v Speaker 1>and Edge looks up and says, Paul, you're a long
<v Speaker 1>way up there. You should be careful. Hope you're not
<v Speaker 1>afraid of hides. And Kane runs up and Edge runs
<v Speaker 1>to the end of the hallway and Kane stands besides
<v Speaker 1>the ladder and he looks up and he's says another dummy,
<v Speaker 1>huh Edge, And he looks over at Edge, and Edge says,
<v Speaker 1>I wouldn't do that, and Kane says whatever. He laughs haaa,
<v Speaker 1>big evil laugh, and he fucking grabs both ladders and
<v Speaker 1>he pushes them over and he knocks this shit over
<v Speaker 1>the balcony, pushes the ladders over as well, it says
<v Speaker 1>on Kane's face for a moment, and then Kane steps
<v Speaker 1>forward and he looks over the balcony and he has
<v Speaker 1>a shocked look on his face, and the camera looks
<v Speaker 1>over and the real Paul Bear is laying there and
<v Speaker 1>he is fucking dead. Paul par It's been pushed a
<v Speaker 1>set of ladders over a balcony to the floor and
<v Speaker 1>has died. They have written Paul Bear out this way.
<v Speaker 1>This is the last appearance from Paul Beart for two years.
<v Speaker 1>This is how they get rid of him here and
<v Speaker 1>they show the shot. They show a shot from below
<v Speaker 1>looking up at Kane, which is so fucking funny looking
<v Speaker 1>just to look on Kane's face as it goes out
<v Speaker 1>wide and shows Paul Bear dead but just laying on
<v Speaker 1>the floor and there's ladders and tables and shit, and
<v Speaker 1>it cuts the edge and edge shrugs and says I
<v Speaker 1>told you so, Tony. That's how they write aim out here.
<v Speaker 2>That is crazy, That is insane. And the fact that
<v Speaker 2>he's like, uh yeah, that's a dummy. I'll push him often.
<v Speaker 2>He's the reason that he gets hurt is like just
<v Speaker 2>more characters assassination for that guy. And just then they
<v Speaker 2>that's their go that's the go home for their match
<v Speaker 2>at the TLC, right, Like that's the last.
<v Speaker 1>Right TLC twenty ten, because I believe they just did
<v Speaker 1>the December nineteenth. Is that line up right?
<v Speaker 2>Yeah? So December tenth and well maybe no.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, so they had a week, they had a week
<v Speaker 1>and I think the week after this part, so they
<v Speaker 1>do some more shit, just not involving Paul Bearer, I
<v Speaker 1>think after the like there's an Edge promo.
<v Speaker 2>Or they or whatever. Yeah, that's right, Okay.
<v Speaker 1>And TLC they have their match which turned into a
<v Speaker 1>fatal four way TLC match with Del Rio and Mysterio
<v Speaker 1>as well.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, so the tag match that they were just they
<v Speaker 2>just had just turned into a four way for the belt,
<v Speaker 2>I guess, right, Okay, and Edge shows the stipulation as TLC.
<v Speaker 2>Maybe they just thought that they weren't getting enough like
<v Speaker 2>heat or whatever from this Kane Edge angle, so they
<v Speaker 2>had to, you know, just.
<v Speaker 1>Fucking combined everything for a TLC match yet.
<v Speaker 2>Or maybe they didn't have enough in the Ray del
<v Speaker 2>Rio feud. I don't know, but yeah, so the four
<v Speaker 2>way match here.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, Edge wins that TLC match and then the ale
<v Speaker 1>is done the angle. So Edge wins and fucking Kane
<v Speaker 1>killed his dad and then he fucking moves on like
<v Speaker 1>that's the end of that shit.
<v Speaker 2>Wow.
<v Speaker 1>So TLC Caane lost that match to Edge in the
<v Speaker 1>four way involving do Rio in Masterio. Then Kane received
<v Speaker 1>his rematch for the world title on January seven, twenty
<v Speaker 1>eleven SmackDown in the Last Man Standing match and lost.
<v Speaker 1>So then Kane's in the Rumble. He was the last
<v Speaker 1>entrant in the forty man Rumble and was eliminated by Mysterio.
<v Speaker 1>He was in the chamber for the world title match,
<v Speaker 1>then got a minute by Edge. Then Kane reunited with
<v Speaker 1>Big Show against the Core, thus turning face and uh.
<v Speaker 1>Then at rustle Mania in twenty eleven, Big Showing Kine
<v Speaker 1>teamed up with Santino and Kofe to beat the Core.
<v Speaker 2>Yikes. And by the way, that match was one minute
<v Speaker 2>and thirty two seconds. That match? What match?
<v Speaker 1>That the fucking Mania?
<v Speaker 2>The eight man tag was one minute thirty two seconds. Fine,
<v Speaker 2>double Chu Sims. You know whatever they win.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, little little baby.
<v Speaker 2>Which is fucking insanity that Caine fell from grace so
<v Speaker 2>far here off.
<v Speaker 1>This dude, They like they legit had to embarrass him
<v Speaker 1>to get Edge over question Mark. Like I mean again,
<v Speaker 1>like I said, this is all like fucking was already
<v Speaker 1>a bait a he look in this fucking stupid It's great,
<v Speaker 1>It's just for Kane. It just seems so fucking weird.
<v Speaker 2>You didn't need to do this with Edge that was
<v Speaker 2>a ten time world champion at this point, he just
<v Speaker 2>said it. He wants to win. He wins.
<v Speaker 1>The tole felt like such a mid card thing. You
<v Speaker 1>would do this with horns Woggle.
<v Speaker 2>Dude, No, it's fine if you do like this angle,
<v Speaker 2>like oh, I kidnap your dad and then next week
<v Speaker 2>you get him back or something like whatever.
<v Speaker 1>Okay, they did this for fucking what felt like too much.
<v Speaker 2>Two pay per views. They went through two pages to
<v Speaker 2>this angle, which is crazy. Like, I know they didn't
<v Speaker 2>have a lot going on SmackDown, but come on, dude, Like, yeah,
<v Speaker 2>I know they're just trying to make it to next
<v Speaker 2>year and get the Rumble and Mania and whatever, but like,
<v Speaker 2>come on, you got something better.
<v Speaker 1>At least the show that we watched had some decent wrestling.
<v Speaker 1>I wasn't fucking mad, and I can't. I can't give
<v Speaker 1>it too hard to the twenty ten w W fans.
<v Speaker 1>This one wasn't the worst.
<v Speaker 2>Interweaving Cane storyline was the most insane absurd thing of
<v Speaker 2>all time. I like the biggest kill it like every yeah,
<v Speaker 2>every time he felt for the same bullshit. Oh, I
<v Speaker 2>gotta find him, he's finally gonna give it back. Oh,
<v Speaker 2>it's a dummy. And then the last time, that's gotta
<v Speaker 2>be a dummy. Oh it's not a dummy. I was thinking, like,
<v Speaker 2>Kane should have at least got something. I know, you
<v Speaker 2>got a few. You know, you got a tombstone, a
<v Speaker 2>caval that was a pretty thing. That was a cool thing,
<v Speaker 2>tombstone cabal. But you know, Edge kicks.
<v Speaker 1>My He's incompetent the whole time. Like, why would I
<v Speaker 1>ever think he was winning?
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, Edge beats my ass every chance. He tricks me
<v Speaker 2>every time. And then the matches pin the matches we have,
<v Speaker 2>he kicks my ass in those two. So I don't
<v Speaker 2>get anything out of this.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I'm not scary at all. I'm a human, normal guy,
<v Speaker 1>and I love Thanksgiving and.
<v Speaker 2>I love my dad man, regular person. Kane is normal,
<v Speaker 2>Cane something else.
<v Speaker 1>Well. That is it forw smack Down November twenty six,
<v Speaker 1>twenty ten, And that is it for our show. Thank
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