Revisiting WWE RAW 2006 - Joey Styles QUITS, Fallout From WWE Backlash

<v Speaker 1>Boys on Town.
<v Speaker 2>Welcome to the Deadlock Podcast, episode number three hundred and fifty.
<v Speaker 2>Today we are talking about Joey Styles not being good
<v Speaker 2>enough to call backlash and people who mock God. They
<v Speaker 2>mocked God May one, two.
<v Speaker 1>Thousand and six, the infamous episode where Joey Styles has
<v Speaker 1>had enough and the breaking point was the Spirit Squad.
<v Speaker 2>But before we get into that, we have the Deadlock.
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<v Speaker 1>And now it's time to talk about WWE Monday Night
<v Speaker 1>Raw for May first, two thousand and six.
<v Speaker 2>All right, let's get into Monday Night Raw for May one,
<v Speaker 2>two thousand and six.
<v Speaker 1>Do we have to?
<v Speaker 2>Of course we do. Everybody was watching.
<v Speaker 1>No, that can't be fucking right. There's no way that
<v Speaker 1>everybody decided to watch this episode of Raw because it
<v Speaker 1>just can't be.
<v Speaker 2>It can't be. They literally tell you that the world
<v Speaker 2>is watching before the show starts.
<v Speaker 1>Well, they have never lied in the wwe have they and.
<v Speaker 2>They will continue not to fifty years of not lying
<v Speaker 2>or something like that.
<v Speaker 1>That's true, for over fifty years not lying about anything.
<v Speaker 1>Oh right, Well, before we get into this level episode
<v Speaker 1>of role, let's talk about what was going on in
<v Speaker 1>the world wrestling at the time with the Wrestling Observer.
<v Speaker 1>Newsletter from The Observer May one, two thousand and six,
<v Speaker 1>Melt to Rights in a shocking move designed a shake
<v Speaker 1>up World Wrestling Entertainment. Mince McMahon made a decision while
<v Speaker 1>flying to Europe on four to twenty to revive the
<v Speaker 1>EW brands, spearheading a number of changes. Okay, there's a
<v Speaker 1>lot there. First of all, one shake up WWE with ECW,
<v Speaker 1>especially now knowing what we know about how this goes
<v Speaker 1>is very funny too. Flying to Europe on four to
<v Speaker 1>twenty and deciding, ah, bring back ECW is very funny.
<v Speaker 2>And also make sure Edge gets stripped throat.
<v Speaker 1>I was on a plane with Van dam on four
<v Speaker 1>to twenty and I thought i'd bring back ECW, Why
<v Speaker 1>the fuck not? The meetings have been held the past
<v Speaker 1>few days with all different facets of the company to
<v Speaker 1>get ready to revive the brand name coming off the
<v Speaker 1>six eleven One Night Tin PIVOTEW at the Hammerstein Ballroom
<v Speaker 1>in New York. While most are assuming Joey Styles would
<v Speaker 1>become the voice of ECW and that it would lead
<v Speaker 1>to Jim Ross going back to the lead position on Raw,
<v Speaker 1>as of press time, that decision was not made and
<v Speaker 1>it was far from definite. There had been rumblings of
<v Speaker 1>Ross replacing Styles since WrestleMania, including that even for the
<v Speaker 1>ECW idea it could come as early as May. Hayman
<v Speaker 1>has always been negative in the company regarding Joey Styles,
<v Speaker 1>claiming the success in EASW was because they would spend
<v Speaker 1>four or five hours to voice a one hour show,
<v Speaker 1>and Hayman heavily directed him. He warned the company about
<v Speaker 1>putting him on Raw still for authenticity. Hayman was in
<v Speaker 1>favor of him being the voice of the first One
<v Speaker 1>Night Stand, and Styles at his spectacular job with Hayman
<v Speaker 1>producing him and feeding them him many lines. Still, much
<v Speaker 1>of the Styles weekly beatdown has been because of how
<v Speaker 1>he was handed or handled. Excuse me Styles first non
<v Speaker 1>eesedit of you appearance for We at Taboo Tuesday without
<v Speaker 1>Hayman and his ear saw Styles do a great job
<v Speaker 1>is lead announcer. He was fine in the early weeks
<v Speaker 1>of all but got steadily worse as the company attempted
<v Speaker 1>to remake him and killed all of his confidence in
<v Speaker 1>the process. Taking him off Russellmandi and putting Ross in
<v Speaker 1>his place, and having it done very publicly before the
<v Speaker 1>event was a very public slap in the face. So
<v Speaker 1>if you haven't known by now, if you've clicked on
<v Speaker 1>this episode, this is the episode where we begin the
<v Speaker 1>Joey Styles you know in ECW coming back deal or
<v Speaker 1>he quits on this show. But I the one thing
<v Speaker 1>I don't I don't know if I knew. Maybe you
<v Speaker 1>had heard about it, James, I didn't realize that this Hayman,
<v Speaker 1>Joey Styles and w E thing was. I didn't realize
<v Speaker 1>Jayman didn't go to bat for him. I figured he'd
<v Speaker 1>went to back for all the EW boys.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, me too. I didn't know that either. I was
<v Speaker 2>pretty surprised seeing that.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I mean, I'm there's a very good chance Mells
<v Speaker 1>I heard it directly directly from volume as well, so
<v Speaker 1>I'm sure that's that was the case. I mean, I
<v Speaker 1>always like Joey, especially in ECW. I don't have very
<v Speaker 1>fond memories of this era of w W at all,
<v Speaker 1>so I don't know if I can say which either
<v Speaker 1>way of Joey's performances, but I did like him in ECW.
<v Speaker 2>I have a very small sample size here, but the
<v Speaker 2>sample size being this show, But I have to say
<v Speaker 2>I didn't mind him being on comments ay here.
<v Speaker 1>No, it actually felt, like, you know, for I thought
<v Speaker 1>he did a good job, and I felt Lawler maybe
<v Speaker 1>wasn't as comfortable with him, so he wasn't as outlandish
<v Speaker 1>as he typically is though he I mean, he does
<v Speaker 1>have his moments obviously, but yeah, no, I thought styles
<v Speaker 1>did all right. But I mean, it makes the most
<v Speaker 1>sense that if you're bringing ecd B back, you'd put
<v Speaker 1>this fucking dude on it.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, especially if they were going off the one night
<v Speaker 2>standpay per views and all that shit. And the idea
<v Speaker 2>was we're bringing the real ECW like brand back. Sure
<v Speaker 2>there was no chance for this guy to not be
<v Speaker 2>the commentator.
<v Speaker 1>Well, Meltzer says the company idea at this point with
<v Speaker 1>ECW was to hire fourteen or so former e W
<v Speaker 1>stars for the authenticity excuse me of the brand man,
<v Speaker 1>How how different it could have been if they signed
<v Speaker 1>you know, all the legends. I mean Roadkill was there, right,
<v Speaker 1>he's an ov dub. I don't think he really does
<v Speaker 1>much on this show, another one, especially after what he
<v Speaker 1>did at the first one night stand. I'm really surprised
<v Speaker 1>Mike Awesome didn't make his way back here at least
<v Speaker 1>for a cup of coffee with this.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I think that he would have been a big
<v Speaker 2>draw for them.
<v Speaker 1>Your boy just incredible makes it back.
<v Speaker 2>Well, of course he was a part of the X Factor.
<v Speaker 1>That's what Vince said too about the one from the
<v Speaker 1>X Factor.
<v Speaker 2>Well, of course he was part of X Factor.
<v Speaker 1>Now the bald one, Albert, No.
<v Speaker 2>The one that was over albert A right, all right,
<v Speaker 2>Albert That Yeah, that's fine, also bringing justin Credible.
<v Speaker 1>In RH news, the ROH Versus season to be Dynamic
<v Speaker 1>in Philadelphia drew one thousand fans on April twenty second
<v Speaker 1>for the company's one hundredth show, most estimates, where the
<v Speaker 1>crowd consisted of seventy percent RH fans or in shouting
<v Speaker 1>competition for the CSONW fans. Uh. They set up the
<v Speaker 1>arena with the idea of being like a college basketball
<v Speaker 1>or football game, where there was a CZ to B
<v Speaker 1>side and an RH side. It made for interesting chance
<v Speaker 1>as when the CSONW side would chance CZW, the ROH
<v Speaker 1>fans would chance sucks. It ended with the season B
<v Speaker 1>fans channing USA and trying to come up with a
<v Speaker 1>chance the ROH fans wouldn't make fun of. That's fucking hilarious.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, that's good.
<v Speaker 1>I don't know how it still comes off well on tape,
<v Speaker 1>but I think being in it at the time was
<v Speaker 1>way more exciting than anyone could probably like enjoyed in
<v Speaker 1>after like being there was a big fucking deal like
<v Speaker 1>cs W shows for the most part, by the way,
<v Speaker 1>sucked fucking shit like cs B side of this was
<v Speaker 1>bad in hindsight, but I was a season to you
<v Speaker 1>die hard, So like even a glimpse, you know, fucking
<v Speaker 1>Jay Lethal shows up at best of the best. It's
<v Speaker 1>fucked a Lethal and I'm very excited if he loses.
<v Speaker 2>Well, it's a fun deal, you know. It's it really
<v Speaker 2>is like picking a team and you know you have
<v Speaker 2>root for that team regardless you know mm.
<v Speaker 1>Hmm, yeah, you fucking ride or die for them, man. Yeah,
<v Speaker 1>even even if my team sucks, some thing's never changed.
<v Speaker 1>And uh yeah no. R chandeled this feud fucking fantastically.
<v Speaker 1>And you know what, man, I got to give it
<v Speaker 1>to Adam Pierce. Wasn't a huge Adam Pierce guy before that,
<v Speaker 1>and maybe not so much a few years after this,
<v Speaker 1>But Adam Pierce bled like a motherfucker for this R
<v Speaker 1>A season of feud and I will always remember that.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, that's pretty cool.
<v Speaker 1>In more, w w E News Network executive Palmer Cannon.
<v Speaker 1>Do you remember Palmer Cannon?
<v Speaker 2>Palmer Cannon.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, he was like he was on SmackDown and he
<v Speaker 1>was like I thought his name was Paul Murcannon, not
<v Speaker 1>Palmer space Cannon.
<v Speaker 2>That can't be right. I thought it was Paul Mercannon,
<v Speaker 2>Like Cannon was his last name, Paul murkh Cannon.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah. Well, so, okay, you do at least know who
<v Speaker 1>this is. At the very least.
<v Speaker 2>I only know who this is. And I only even
<v Speaker 2>remember who he is now because we talked about him.
<v Speaker 1>One time, okay, and he must have.
<v Speaker 2>Been I I don't. I have no idea who this is.
<v Speaker 2>Like in my brain, like, no, no, I have no
<v Speaker 2>idea what this is. I just remember us talking about
<v Speaker 2>Paul murcannon.
<v Speaker 1>Paul mrcannon, right, okay, to tell he's his gimmick was
<v Speaker 1>he was like Cyrus. He was the network representation for
<v Speaker 1>uh U Piano with a smack that was on at
<v Speaker 1>the time, and I think he was. He also brought
<v Speaker 1>in the Boogeyman or had something to do with that.
<v Speaker 1>So Paul mr cannon, this is not a good story
<v Speaker 1>for Paul mc cannon appears to have quit the company.
<v Speaker 1>He was being groomed too feud with the Mizz and
<v Speaker 1>he said, no, fuck that.
<v Speaker 2>No, yeah, palmer Cannon had a big feud coming out
<v Speaker 2>with the Miz and then he quit.
<v Speaker 1>Dude, I looked up palmer Cannon and you fucked me up.
<v Speaker 1>I spelled it p a U L. Dude.
<v Speaker 2>I didn't even know it was Paul mr Cannon. I
<v Speaker 2>legit thought it was Paul murcannon.
<v Speaker 1>He was gonna feel with the miss, and Meltzer says,
<v Speaker 1>as he was gonna feel with the miss as he
<v Speaker 1>was about the only guy the world's most annoying baby
<v Speaker 1>face probably wouldn't turn. So Meltzer doesn't seem to like
<v Speaker 1>the miss here, really shocking. I know he was riley,
<v Speaker 1>he was spent. Palmer Cannon was sent for the entire
<v Speaker 1>European tour more to serve as the babysitter for a
<v Speaker 1>deleep sing. You might know him as the great colleague,
<v Speaker 1>and he was just going to wrestle on the prelim.
<v Speaker 1>So Palmer Cannon is a worker, by the way, so
<v Speaker 1>I'm assuming he was gonna transition from just the backstage
<v Speaker 1>dude to working the miz, which always goes well. A
<v Speaker 1>couple more things here from The Observer, May tenth, two
<v Speaker 1>thousand and six. A new concept in pro wrestling that
<v Speaker 1>has been talked about to Meltzer by various people in wrestling,
<v Speaker 1>Eric Bischoff and Nick Bockwinkle most notably, will be debuting
<v Speaker 1>on the indie level in July. The UCW promotion is
<v Speaker 1>building a sixty four man tournament where they would have
<v Speaker 1>matches for five straight days. All the matches will be
<v Speaker 1>ten minutes with no finishes. They would then have judges
<v Speaker 1>picked the winner based on who was the best worker
<v Speaker 1>in the match, and that person would advance.
<v Speaker 2>That's a dogshit idea, like.
<v Speaker 1>It's one why the fuck what is everyone's obsession with
<v Speaker 1>reinventing the wheel? Why? Like everyone can't just let wrestling
<v Speaker 1>be wrestling. Wrestling is good. We can just do wrestling.
<v Speaker 1>There's stuff you can tweak and you know, make your
<v Speaker 1>own and and do this and that. We don't have
<v Speaker 1>to turn wrestling into something else. Wrestling can just stay wrestling,
<v Speaker 1>like everyone wants a to be MMA or whatever the
<v Speaker 1>fuck this is, Like, wrestling can just stay wrestling. This
<v Speaker 1>what You're gonna put dudes against each other with the
<v Speaker 1>idea that one of them shoot advances in this tournament,
<v Speaker 1>and you think they're gonna work together.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I actually don't even know how that would go.
<v Speaker 2>I guess two thousand and six. Maybe it would be
<v Speaker 2>the dude who had the coolest move.
<v Speaker 1>That fucking two thousand and six and we're coming up
<v Speaker 1>on all the coolest moves ever for the next like
<v Speaker 1>three or four years.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, Like that's what I'm thinking, is it has to
<v Speaker 2>be who would do like the craziest thing, Like if
<v Speaker 2>san Jay Dutt came in and did the moon stomp
<v Speaker 2>or something, they probably fuck, he's the best worker, go ahead,
<v Speaker 2>move him.
<v Speaker 1>On last thing here. Raw On May first drew a
<v Speaker 1>three point nine to six ratings, So that's the one
<v Speaker 1>we're about to talk about. Meltzer says, although the rating
<v Speaker 1>was just slightly below the recent average, the main event
<v Speaker 1>of Sina versus Kenny did a five point zero six,
<v Speaker 1>which is the highest rated raw match in probably eighteen months.
<v Speaker 1>So if you want to know where we are, James
<v Speaker 1>in wrestling, down swings or the highest of highs, we
<v Speaker 1>got a five point zero six for this main event here. Well,
<v Speaker 1>that is it for the observer. Now let's talk about
<v Speaker 1>w w E Monday Night Raw from May first, two
<v Speaker 1>thousand and six.
<v Speaker 2>All right, so let's get into this raw. Of course,
<v Speaker 2>we start with everyone's favorite bumper.
<v Speaker 1>Yes, sir, we promise you a great mad event tonight,
<v Speaker 1>and hell yeah, I mean classic intro. I understand shit
<v Speaker 1>has to evolve at some point, but man, this is
<v Speaker 1>a top tier to me, this bumper at the beginning,
<v Speaker 1>and then we just go into the worst shit ever.
<v Speaker 2>So we have a cold open here. Vince McMahon defeated
<v Speaker 2>Shawn Michaels and God at Backlash, and he's here to celebrate.
<v Speaker 1>Vince says, last time, my son Shane and I did
<v Speaker 1>what some thought would be impossible we defeated Sewn Michaels
<v Speaker 1>and God. So tonight I'm gonna do what God does
<v Speaker 1>all the time. I'm gonna take a day off. I'm
<v Speaker 1>gonna sit back and relax. And I announced five co
<v Speaker 1>general managers. They're gonna be running things here tonight. And
<v Speaker 1>they are okay. First, by the way, I was like, Okay,
<v Speaker 1>this is gonna be like just a bunch of heels.
<v Speaker 1>I figured they'll just get a bunch of shitters and like,
<v Speaker 1>each of them have an angle going on already, so
<v Speaker 1>they'll book whoever their next opponent is again somebody or
<v Speaker 1>some kind of fucking bullshit like that. I never did,
<v Speaker 1>I realize. I guess I just forgot where we were,
<v Speaker 1>because Vince introduces the fucking Spirit Squad. And the Spirit
<v Speaker 1>Squad are here, and they're an all green and they're
<v Speaker 1>fired up, and I'm looking at this and they all
<v Speaker 1>get a talking part, and I realize I don't know
<v Speaker 1>anyone here.
<v Speaker 2>The Spirit Squad comes in and Vince looks up and
<v Speaker 2>he looks at all five of them. Who the hell
<v Speaker 2>are you guys? Where's the Spirit Squad?
<v Speaker 1>What the fuck is that?
<v Speaker 2>Wait? This is the spirits?
<v Speaker 1>Okay, he points at Mitch's face. What the fuck is that?
<v Speaker 2>He pulls up the paper, he puts the little glasses on,
<v Speaker 2>he looked down at it.
<v Speaker 3>All right, So we have Penny Omega, Nick Bockwinkle, golf Ziggler,
<v Speaker 3>Mike Mondo.
<v Speaker 2>Oh we do have Mondo. Yeah, that's good.
<v Speaker 3>Uh and uh, Mitch, maybe James.
<v Speaker 1>I'm not fucking joking. I had to go back and
<v Speaker 1>fix my notes entirely because I wrote, I swear I
<v Speaker 1>wrote three of these guys names were Mitch. I didn't
<v Speaker 1>fucking know which one.
<v Speaker 2>Johnny possibly all right, well, you guys can run her.
<v Speaker 1>Off, you got that. I no one's watching it anyway,
<v Speaker 1>I mean, he gives a funk. The world is not watching, dude.
<v Speaker 2>I look these guys up, because, like you, I didn't
<v Speaker 2>know their names. I knew dog Ziggler obviously I knew,
<v Speaker 2>and Kenny I knew, oh yeah, and Kenny Dykstra. But
<v Speaker 2>I look these guys up. But apparently Mitch did MMA,
<v Speaker 2>and Okay, his first MMA match was against a young
<v Speaker 2>Derek Lewis.
<v Speaker 1>Whoa and he whooped Derek Lewis as I'm sure.
<v Speaker 2>No Derek Lewis beat the dog shit out of him.
<v Speaker 2>But a good note and a guy that eventually goes
<v Speaker 2>on to be a UFC legend.
<v Speaker 1>That is true. You know what, James, I'm not looking
<v Speaker 1>at this. That is not only his MMA debut. That
<v Speaker 1>was the last MMA fight he ever had. He lost
<v Speaker 1>to Derek Lewis my.
<v Speaker 2>TKO Grand Opening.
<v Speaker 1>But Mitch did date Tory Wilson as well.
<v Speaker 2>Oh we did date Tory Wilson. Yeah, I was. I
<v Speaker 2>think they opened up some sort of shop or something
<v Speaker 2>and they.
<v Speaker 1>Got I see, well, you know, listen what a run right, Yeah,
<v Speaker 1>I mean real made it to TV. And then there's Johnny.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah I didn't. Again, I seriously, like in my notes
<v Speaker 1>right here, I legit have Oh man, I gotta remember
<v Speaker 1>these dudes names and faces. I think this is Mitch. Nope,
<v Speaker 1>that's Johnny. I don't know the three bitches on this team.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah. I mean they did a good job, you know,
<v Speaker 2>with like putting their names in the intro every time
<v Speaker 2>they came out, you know, try to get you familiarized
<v Speaker 2>with everybody on the back too. Yeah. Yeah, you're right, yeah,
<v Speaker 2>which is good. It helps in the in the matches
<v Speaker 2>later tonight. But still, man, good god, shitty super porky.
<v Speaker 2>The Sports Quad Super Porky. That would have been awesome.
<v Speaker 1>Crazy, Oh fuck, super crazy, super.
<v Speaker 2>Crazy super Porky and a young Derek.
<v Speaker 4>Lewis balls My ball's high drawn, super crazy.
<v Speaker 1>My balls like that one. I like that one. So yeah.
<v Speaker 1>Uh fucking Johnny says, we're here to break boundaries, just
<v Speaker 1>like we put Shawn Michaels through a table last night,
<v Speaker 1>and even though we're the tag champs tonight, we're gonna
<v Speaker 1>put the w W title on the line. What he
<v Speaker 1>fucked he fucked this up. Ah, that's not what he
<v Speaker 1>was trying to say.
<v Speaker 2>Hey, when the hell did we make you tag team champions?
<v Speaker 1>What a bitch? What the fuck is that?
<v Speaker 2>Somebody? Get the Spirit Squad in here? Who are these guys?
<v Speaker 1>Well, James, they drew Spirit straws and twenty year old
<v Speaker 1>Kenny will be going one. I want to get with
<v Speaker 1>John Cena for the WE title. How exciting is that?
<v Speaker 2>I mean he's only twenty years old here, that is
<v Speaker 2>pretty nuts.
<v Speaker 1>Well, Kenny says he's gonna make him proud. Vince McMahon
<v Speaker 1>and then Mitch or Johnny say, uh, you know, start
<v Speaker 1>things off right. We're gonna have a Divas tag match,
<v Speaker 1>but don't worry. They're gonna be dress up as the
<v Speaker 1>greatest performers in the world, and of course it's the
<v Speaker 1>Spirit Squad, so they will be dressed up as cheerleaders.
<v Speaker 1>And everyone's very excited about this. And so we're gonna
<v Speaker 1>have a Diva's cheerleader tag match to start the show,
<v Speaker 1>I believe, And uh, that's great.
<v Speaker 2>I'm gonna take the night off.
<v Speaker 1>When you find the Spirit Squad, can you let them
<v Speaker 1>know to come fucking talk to me.
<v Speaker 2>I don't know who the hell you guys are, but
<v Speaker 2>do what you need to do. I don't care.
<v Speaker 1>So Vince is super on board with the Spirit Squad
<v Speaker 1>and they're fired up for this fucking just surely great
<v Speaker 1>episode of Raw. Listen, man, this is this is like
<v Speaker 1>they got balls. They must have all the confidence in
<v Speaker 1>the world to start the show with this fucking freak
<v Speaker 1>Vince McMahon looking at me, staring me dead in the
<v Speaker 1>eyes in this camera. Then they bring on the Spirit
<v Speaker 1>Squad and say, the Spirits Squad's on the show. I'm
<v Speaker 1>fucking watching something else tonight.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I mean I I don't remember any of this,
<v Speaker 2>so I don't even know if I was watching. I
<v Speaker 2>don't think I was but super weird deal here. I mean,
<v Speaker 2>I think the Spirit Squad is a funny undercard deal.
<v Speaker 2>I think they have a spot here for sure. Five
<v Speaker 2>dudes you want to see just get their ass kicked.
<v Speaker 2>I mean just begging for somebody, some up and coming
<v Speaker 2>baby face on this show, like RPD or something to
<v Speaker 2>kick the dogs shit out of these guys. But I
<v Speaker 2>mean being in the main event running the show, dude,
<v Speaker 2>I mean just a little bit of an over extension.
<v Speaker 1>Probably this would probably work if it wasn't the fucking
<v Speaker 1>Spirit Squad two, or if maybe they weren't the Spirit Squad,
<v Speaker 1>like they could have just had five dudes that all
<v Speaker 1>kick ass. Maybe that would have worked a little better
<v Speaker 1>for their careers.
<v Speaker 2>So Joey Styles and Jerry Lawler welcome us to Columbus,
<v Speaker 2>Ohio for Raw Run by the Spirit Squad.
<v Speaker 1>Yes, of course, you got to look at the guns
<v Speaker 1>and the drugs from my generation, because that's still the
<v Speaker 1>intro here it is.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah with the Cane face.
<v Speaker 1>Okay, Kane face is a staple of this one, as
<v Speaker 1>well as John Cena yelling. They got Stacy in this
<v Speaker 1>intro too, which is the show.
<v Speaker 2>She wasn't on the show.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I think she might be doing the Dancing with
<v Speaker 1>the Stars thing at this time. Oh okay, so maybe
<v Speaker 1>that's why she's on there, because she's good. Call getting
<v Speaker 1>more popular somewhere else. Oh my god, good call, Jesus Christ.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, very good call.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah. We are in Columbus, Ohio. Though here, by the way,
<v Speaker 1>I wonder if Dom Gereni was here.
<v Speaker 2>No, he hadn't gotten it into wrestling yet. He needed
<v Speaker 2>MGK to come through.
<v Speaker 1>MGK all fucking day as they.
<v Speaker 2>Say, Yeah, it shows footage of Edge versus Mick Foley
<v Speaker 2>or WrestleMania and then announces Mick Foley will be on
<v Speaker 2>the cutting Edge.
<v Speaker 1>I knew you'd be excited about that.
<v Speaker 2>Of course. I loved w W talk shows.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I mean they show recaps of this match from
<v Speaker 1>Mania twenty two. What a fucking match that was, dude,
<v Speaker 1>good lord, I know.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, it is a very good match and it holds
<v Speaker 2>up still to this day. It is a fantastic match.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, they went for it crazy in that one. The
<v Speaker 1>amount of people that oh, Mick Foley residuals has got
<v Speaker 1>to be a fucking shopping list to people. It's uh, it's.
<v Speaker 2>Pretty grows every day.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, dude, still to this day.
<v Speaker 2>Folly.
<v Speaker 1>Uh, it can still make somebody here and uh Lawler.
<v Speaker 1>So they're talking about this, you know, for the first
<v Speaker 1>time since media's gonna go face to face fully on
<v Speaker 1>the cutting edge, and Lawler says, and believe me, Cole,
<v Speaker 1>this is gonna be very explosive. Okay, okay, already fucking
<v Speaker 1>doing that and uh oh and speaking of explosive, uh,
<v Speaker 1>and fucking Tory Wilson's coming out here, and Joey Style says,
<v Speaker 1>you're gonna explode king Oh, I might hopefully not prematurely.
<v Speaker 1>Whoo hoo. Puppies fuck thankfully that's the like, that's the
<v Speaker 1>worst he gets on this show.
<v Speaker 2>So we start off here with Tory Wilson with the dog,
<v Speaker 2>and the dog is dressed up too.
<v Speaker 1>That's wow, I mean commitment to the act. Chloe the Dog,
<v Speaker 1>I believe that was the name of the dog. Please
<v Speaker 1>show some respect to a Hall of Famer. They did
<v Speaker 1>officially announce this, though James as a tag team diva
<v Speaker 1>cheerleader match. I don't know if the rules change at
<v Speaker 1>all for a cheerleader match, but it didn't seem like it.
<v Speaker 2>No, it didn't seem like it at all.
<v Speaker 1>Actually, yeah, No, it was just they can put these
<v Speaker 1>in these put them on these outfits, and the heels
<v Speaker 1>agreed to be in the outfits as well.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, so Tory Wilson is teaming up with Maria here
<v Speaker 2>and they would take on Yeah, tell me all right,
<v Speaker 2>They're taking on Victoria and Mickey James.
<v Speaker 1>Mickey James is the women's champion. Maria is of course
<v Speaker 1>the inventor of the kiss cam, which is her. That's
<v Speaker 1>the only accolade they say here for her when she
<v Speaker 1>comes out here. But she does have they here. She
<v Speaker 1>comes against song which you can listen to on the
<v Speaker 1>new Reckless Intent album.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, they have a few songs throughout the show that
<v Speaker 2>are on that album.
<v Speaker 1>I own that album, well, I own the CD of it.
<v Speaker 1>I do remember this. I remember the well the one
<v Speaker 1>James has Homeboy on that nice it's got that, It's
<v Speaker 1>got everybody they see it's got I think on it's
<v Speaker 1>like the there's like a couple hidden tracks and I
<v Speaker 1>swear or maybe it's not a hint and one I
<v Speaker 1>know fucking there's like a song someone does like a
<v Speaker 1>cover of Walk and I was like, oh, they're gonna
<v Speaker 1>give this RVD. But it does not happen.
<v Speaker 2>It was supposed to be for paulmer Cannon. Oh right,
<v Speaker 2>fuddy quit.
<v Speaker 1>And they said, fuck this fucking song man. Yeah.
<v Speaker 2>So Trish dislocated her shoulder against Mickey at Backlash and
<v Speaker 2>it shows the footage here and yeah, it look pretty bad.
<v Speaker 1>I wrote, Uh yeah, Mickey Dumpstrish over the top and
<v Speaker 1>Trish discal locates her shoulder. James Darnell esk.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, mine was even more dumb, but it was kind
<v Speaker 2>of like that pretty much.
<v Speaker 1>You went over the top and then instead of the
<v Speaker 1>apron dislocated, dislocation you you went right to the floor. Yeah.
<v Speaker 2>I missed the apron and hit the floor and tore
<v Speaker 2>my apron. Yeah. I wish I would have just dislocated
<v Speaker 2>my old honestly.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah that's right. Yeah, sure, that's uh, that's worse. That
<v Speaker 1>is worse. But you know what, Trish thankfully did not
<v Speaker 1>do all that shit. And I don't think this needs surgery.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, she didn't even miss a day. Actually, she comes
<v Speaker 2>out here for this match.
<v Speaker 1>Yes. Yeah, Mickey is also fake crying as they showed
<v Speaker 1>the Trish clip on here. Mickey, Uh, Micky was great
<v Speaker 1>here in this She's you know, she was a bright
<v Speaker 1>spot of fucking you know this era she was super
<v Speaker 1>dialed into being just an asshole.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, so we start the match off here, Maria somehow
<v Speaker 2>gets the upper hand on Mickey and Victoria here hell
<v Speaker 2>yeah uh and sends them both to the corner and
<v Speaker 2>then does her popular taunt raising the roof, which of
<v Speaker 2>course makes Toy do her popular raising the roof. Of course,
<v Speaker 2>after you raise the roof, that means it's time to
<v Speaker 2>do the same face.
<v Speaker 1>You have to put your ass in somebody's face if
<v Speaker 1>you raise the roof, and I mean she pulls her
<v Speaker 1>fucking shit right up her ass, uh and then does
<v Speaker 1>a bubble stinkface to Victoria and Mickey here. But that
<v Speaker 1>is not enough, is it.
<v Speaker 2>She should have done the look back.
<v Speaker 1>Oh, I mean, dude, savat kick into lookback would have
<v Speaker 1>been huge. They're missing some vital parts here, dude.
<v Speaker 2>It would have been awesome. Yeah, wow, huge pop. I
<v Speaker 2>mean that place where they erupted.
<v Speaker 1>Sadly, we only got just the ass and the face parked.
<v Speaker 1>And this is I mean a commentary. They're like, it
<v Speaker 1>just doesn't this doesn't work. This Rakeshi's gigantic, fucking, insane,
<v Speaker 1>fucking ass is why this was a bad move. Yeah,
<v Speaker 1>Like a commentary Lawler's like, oh what I should be there? Okay,
<v Speaker 1>well then who gives a fuck that? Yeah?
<v Speaker 2>So after the stinkface ordeal, Maria then hits the Bronco
<v Speaker 2>buster on Mickey James.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, she does the ride a Horse taunt excessively. Haven't
<v Speaker 1>seen that one and does the Bronco and then Tory
<v Speaker 1>gut kicks Victorian does the X Factor. You're stealing all
<v Speaker 1>Xbox shit, he's not even here.
<v Speaker 2>I got everything I ever world?
<v Speaker 1>Oh is he coming out? They heard the Vince fucked
<v Speaker 1>with X Factor heavy Bank stage and they said, oh,
<v Speaker 1>we're going for it.
<v Speaker 2>So Mickey goes for a soup lex to Maria from
<v Speaker 2>the apron here into the ring, but Trish comes down
<v Speaker 2>in an arm sling. She slips Mickey's legs and Maria
<v Speaker 2>pins Mickey James.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, man, like this was fine. I don't know. The
<v Speaker 1>cheerleader thing was fucking stupid.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah. I mean they're male cheerleaders, so I'm a little
<v Speaker 2>confused on why they wouldn't also want to have like
<v Speaker 2>one of the male teams do the cheerleader.
<v Speaker 1>Match, right, Yeah, the nex match?
<v Speaker 2>Why was it not spirit squad? Versus also Odd Squad
<v Speaker 2>in the cheerleader outfits.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, like they're trying to embarrass them or something. Right, Yeah,
<v Speaker 1>these are just here's four women that look really good
<v Speaker 1>in these outfits.
<v Speaker 2>WHOA, yeah, they should have done the Spirit Squad versus
<v Speaker 2>the Odd Squad with a cheerleader outfit, and the Odd
<v Speaker 2>Squad wins like they put him in a cheerle you're
<v Speaker 2>off fit, and they all actually think it's cool and
<v Speaker 2>they're down with it, and then they beat them.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, they do a great job with it.
<v Speaker 2>We have Spirit Squad versus Eugene gold Dust and Gene Snitsky.
<v Speaker 2>Up next, Mike Mondo is here to cut a promo.
<v Speaker 1>Johnny Mickey and Mikey I believe all come out here.
<v Speaker 1>They are five Way Tag champions, free bird rule crazy
<v Speaker 1>here they're calling it the Spirits Squad rule in two
<v Speaker 1>thousand and six, Mike Mondo, Mike Mondo says, earlier tonight
<v Speaker 1>we drew spirit straws back to the fucking Spirits straws.
<v Speaker 1>And it turns out that Kenny is gonna go against
<v Speaker 1>Johnsena for the w Championships and I eight two. But
<v Speaker 1>as far as US three go, that doesn't mean, we
<v Speaker 1>want the night off. We scheduled a six man tag
<v Speaker 1>right now, that's a very baby face thing to do.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, they didn't want to do like a three on
<v Speaker 2>one match or anything.
<v Speaker 1>Right, That's exactly right. That's what I was fucking gonna say.
<v Speaker 1>Like they put themselves in a totally fair situation.
<v Speaker 2>Okay, that's great. Yeah, what was the deal here? So
<v Speaker 2>you have to fucking team. You got five fucking guys
<v Speaker 2>that everyone wants to see get beat up. Yeah, and
<v Speaker 2>then like we're doing them versus Eugene gold Dust and
<v Speaker 2>Jeens Snitsky and shit, Like, there's so much more like
<v Speaker 2>creative stuff you can do with these guys, and like,
<v Speaker 2>we're just not doing it.
<v Speaker 1>We're not in the business of being creative at.
<v Speaker 2>Two thousand and six. That's tough, man.
<v Speaker 1>So Mikey says, you guys want to know why we
<v Speaker 1>did that while we booked this six man tag because
<v Speaker 1>we're the Spirit Squad.
<v Speaker 2>This reminded me of fucking what were you talking about?
<v Speaker 1>Uh, mister perfect, Hey man, it's me, mister Perfect, and
<v Speaker 1>I'm here because I'm perfect. Dude.
<v Speaker 2>You're right, it's exactly that we booked this match because
<v Speaker 2>we are the Spirit Squad and our opponents they're odd,
<v Speaker 2>they're the odd squad.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, you can call them the odd squad haha. And
<v Speaker 1>then mikey Mondo has the air horn, which popped me huge.
<v Speaker 2>I did like that, dude. I think the airhorn is
<v Speaker 2>criminally underrated. I think someone should use that all the time.
<v Speaker 2>There should be one guy that uses an airhorn all
<v Speaker 2>the time.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, like is he? I don't know how who else
<v Speaker 1>is done. Surely there's been other that done it. I
<v Speaker 1>just don't know, like other than CZW fans dresses referees
<v Speaker 1>that had the airhorn.
<v Speaker 2>Which is funny, which is tremendous.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I mean the closest thing was Fonsie with the
<v Speaker 1>whistle right like no airporn though. So, as James said,
<v Speaker 1>we have the Spirit Squad against the Odds Squad, and
<v Speaker 1>the odd Squad come out here and it's it's fucking Eugene,
<v Speaker 1>it's Nitsky and it's gold Dust and I'm like, wow,
<v Speaker 1>one insane Team two. Gold Dust is fucking always here.
<v Speaker 2>Hey, gold Dust is gonna work.
<v Speaker 1>Well, Just so you know, by the way, he's very
<v Speaker 1>shortly not here from WWE. I'm pretty sure he's gone
<v Speaker 1>very soon. Here, and I think that's when he goes
<v Speaker 1>to TNA.
<v Speaker 2>And becomes Black Rain.
<v Speaker 1>Yes, oh dude.
<v Speaker 2>The odd Squad makes their entrances here and they all
<v Speaker 2>come out to Eugene's song, and I swear to God
<v Speaker 2>and I might be remembered this wrong. I feel like
<v Speaker 2>Joey Styles the first thing that came out of his
<v Speaker 2>mouth was like, well, we have this foot fetish freak here, dude, which.
<v Speaker 1>One it seemed better James, because he does. He's not
<v Speaker 1>shy about it. That's the only thing I wrote about
<v Speaker 1>these entrances. Joey Styles says, well, we got this foot
<v Speaker 1>fetish freak snitsky here.
<v Speaker 2>Hey, hey, manail both of us is kind of like
<v Speaker 2>weird or solidd Yeah, I fuck these guys.
<v Speaker 1>Eugene's just here too, okay. By the way, we didn't mention.
<v Speaker 1>By the way, this is one night removed from Backlash.
<v Speaker 1>I don't know if we mentioned that Backlash was a
<v Speaker 1>night before this. So they're recapping Backlash a lot here tonight.
<v Speaker 1>And last time on Backlash, Eugene was in Matt Striker's classroom,
<v Speaker 1>which was of course another talk seg James on the show.
<v Speaker 2>On the pay per view.
<v Speaker 1>Mmmmm, yes, a schedule.
<v Speaker 2>Or was a w W talking show segment on the
<v Speaker 2>pay per view.
<v Speaker 1>With Matt Striker and you and Eugene pick this. Okay,
<v Speaker 1>this did get a good laugh at me, just because
<v Speaker 1>it's so fucking ridiculous. It sounds like it was like
<v Speaker 1>something we would fucking just write, or like we would
<v Speaker 1>fucking riff on the show. Eugene's in Matchwarkers classroom picking
<v Speaker 1>his nose. Matchwarker says, don't pick your nose and eat it,
<v Speaker 1>so your Eugene makes match Striker eat a booger and
<v Speaker 1>then it's one the starter.
<v Speaker 2>Scammer gets scammed.
<v Speaker 1>Like the fucker part was fucking fine enough. Eugene, I
<v Speaker 1>forgot that. Eugene does all the top guys moves. He
<v Speaker 1>sends with a stone called start. What the fuck is
<v Speaker 1>going on in this company? We're making Bunny here, fucker.
<v Speaker 2>Two thousand and six was awesome, man Like, there was
<v Speaker 2>so much cool shit going on and man like, what
<v Speaker 2>a what a great fucking year to exist, man Like,
<v Speaker 2>y'all want to play runskape for nothing? Like really, really.
<v Speaker 1>We're watching snitsky bitch, Like, really, guys, you don't.
<v Speaker 2>Like warld warcraft, have that Bernie Crusade's coming out around
<v Speaker 2>this point.
<v Speaker 1>You don't play that, No, come on, we got Raw
<v Speaker 1>is on. I mean, like we don't have time to
<v Speaker 1>watch the fucking I don't know what else was out there,
<v Speaker 1>what other games? Here's a war Twilight, Princess Bullieve.
<v Speaker 5>Yeah, wow, dumb, we gotta find Maria dom now, fucking
<v Speaker 5>turn that off.
<v Speaker 1>I gotta see the gold Dust match.
<v Speaker 5>Snitzky's got a foot, fetish, domb, Dumb, gold Dust is
<v Speaker 5>on Raw.
<v Speaker 2>Who's teaming with.
<v Speaker 5>Domb the pushing candy from the Spear squad?
<v Speaker 1>No not Kenny Omega Dog. By the way, Snitsky and
<v Speaker 1>gold Dust are like I have been teeming for a
<v Speaker 1>little bit here on heat have come to understand, dear.
<v Speaker 1>So that's why they have this special handshake at the beginning.
<v Speaker 3>Oh I didn't even notice a special handshake.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, they did a little little handshake at the start
<v Speaker 1>here is because just to show that they're boys. And
<v Speaker 1>then they fired gold Dust because.
<v Speaker 2>Of it, gold Dust in Eugene gold Dust and Snitsky
<v Speaker 2>oh okay, even had something to do with the foot.
<v Speaker 1>No, sadly it was not. It was not to do
<v Speaker 1>with the foot, just kind of little finger. Uh you
<v Speaker 1>can visualize that.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, very rocket power asking.
<v Speaker 1>I yeah, that's exactly what it was. Actually.
<v Speaker 2>So Mikey starts off with gold Dust and after a
<v Speaker 2>few arm drags go Dust decides he doesn't want to
<v Speaker 2>wrestle at all on this match anymore.
<v Speaker 1>Dude. Something definitely goes wrong here, right, Like gold Dust
<v Speaker 1>was supposed to come back in this match.
<v Speaker 2>He just didn't want to, you know, That's what they
<v Speaker 2>were doing earlier. It is like a little case fab
<v Speaker 2>sign there, you know. Ah, So we go backstage here
<v Speaker 2>during the match, Candace Michelle is here with Vince McMahon
<v Speaker 2>and she gives Vince a drink and cuddles up with
<v Speaker 2>them to watch Spirit Squad versus Eugene gold Dust and
<v Speaker 2>Jean Snitzky.
<v Speaker 1>Vince is there with a big smile on his face.
<v Speaker 1>There's no fucking chance he was watching this. He was
<v Speaker 1>watching something entirely different. He's watching goddamn I mean, has
<v Speaker 1>justin TV started yet. He's watching his stream. He's watching
<v Speaker 1>a man versus game. He's not fucking with the Spirit Squad.
<v Speaker 2>He's on that G four TV. He's watching X play.
<v Speaker 1>No, no one's ever sat there with a big smile
<v Speaker 1>on their face watching his Spirit Squad six man.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, he didn't even leave. What the hell he said,
<v Speaker 2>you're gonna take the night off, get out of here.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, with the fly he's the night off, is relaxing backstage,
<v Speaker 1>and now he's got a drink with Candace Michelle.
<v Speaker 2>Commentary informs us that Spirit Squad beat Big Show in
<v Speaker 2>Caine for the tag titles, which sounds fucking insane.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, well, I'm assuming it was something to do with one,
<v Speaker 1>there's fucking there's five of them, Jesus two. Uh, they're
<v Speaker 1>doing like the cane fucking May nineteenth shit. So he
<v Speaker 1>probably just lost his mind and hit Big Show with
<v Speaker 1>a joke slam or some shit.
<v Speaker 2>Well, Mikey comes in and starts throwing cross faced lines
<v Speaker 2>to Eugene so hard that Eugene has to actually cover up,
<v Speaker 2>and then he locks into Cobra clutch.
<v Speaker 1>Dude, I thought that was awesome. He was really giving
<v Speaker 1>it to him too.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I mean, if Mikey got fifteen more seconds, so
<v Speaker 2>he was going to hit a tiger driver on his gay.
<v Speaker 1>He's saying that for his rh TV title run Well
<v Speaker 1>the foot Fetish Freak jeen sniff, that's right. I mean like,
<v Speaker 1>what does.
<v Speaker 2>That have to do with this guy's like anything at all?
<v Speaker 2>What is what is what is happening here? They must
<v Speaker 2>have ribbed him, they must have found he likes he
<v Speaker 2>likes feet, and they were like, that's your on screen deal,
<v Speaker 2>Like that has to be your on.
<v Speaker 1>Screen that's one hundred what happened, yeah, because like it
<v Speaker 1>doesn't change anything about his character, Like nothing nothing here
<v Speaker 1>is about feet.
<v Speaker 2>He doesn't like stop and look at feet, He doesn't
<v Speaker 2>like do anything. Anytime ge Stinsky comes in, the only
<v Speaker 2>thing that happens is they say, wow, look at that freak.
<v Speaker 1>No one even try to taunt him with the feet,
<v Speaker 1>like someone has a really nice foot. They take their
<v Speaker 1>boot off and he's like, whoa, he's Stacy Keeler apron spot.
<v Speaker 2>I'm sure that happens on heat or something. I'm just like,
<v Speaker 2>I'm just trying to understand, Like did they just keep
<v Speaker 2>this guy around? And just like anytime they came up
<v Speaker 2>with the world's worst gimmick, they were like, let's just
<v Speaker 2>see if Snitsky will do it, And every time he
<v Speaker 2>said yes, because he goes from this character where he's
<v Speaker 2>the foot fetish freak. I mean, that's his deal and
<v Speaker 2>then he goes into the new gimmick of I Am
<v Speaker 2>the ugliest man alive. They rub butter on his face, dude. Yeah,
<v Speaker 2>and they like got him to actually get acne.
<v Speaker 1>And shit yeah, and his teeth up.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah. He was there for a minute because of it.
<v Speaker 2>Just for the one h d bit and then never again.
<v Speaker 1>Right dud, that was all his for him then tirely Yeah.
<v Speaker 1>He uh, I mean he comes in here, he's a
<v Speaker 1>house of fire.
<v Speaker 2>He's hitting all the big moves. Yeah, he comes in
<v Speaker 2>for like ten seconds and Jerry Lawler says, what does
<v Speaker 2>he smell feet or something? Holy shit? Yeah, So the
<v Speaker 2>foot fetish freak Gene Snitsky comes in. Jerry Lawler says,
<v Speaker 2>what does he smell? Feet or something? And then Eugene
<v Speaker 2>hits the rock bottom for a double down, just one
<v Speaker 2>Holy fucking shit, dude, They say, Eugene just hit the rock.
<v Speaker 1>This this guy like fucking feet. Well, look at that
<v Speaker 1>freak over there you do with the rock bottom? Oh,
<v Speaker 1>here's his fucking freak friend. Does Snitsky get hurt here?
<v Speaker 2>By the way, I have no idea.
<v Speaker 1>Snitsky like kills Dolf Ziggler with a running big boot
<v Speaker 1>and then he's like, they're Gene up for a tag,
<v Speaker 1>and Sninsky is definitely supposed to tag gold Dust. He
<v Speaker 1>just kind of shittily tags Eugene and then rolls out.
<v Speaker 2>Well he should have done is double stack this triple
<v Speaker 2>stack this bear squad in the corner and then raised
<v Speaker 2>the roof and then shoved his as their faces.
<v Speaker 1>Oh my god, what's true? This fucking guy he's doing
<v Speaker 1>the longer stands up on the waving at the fucking ring.
<v Speaker 1>I fucking stop it. You're disgusting.
<v Speaker 2>You like feet oh my sons.
<v Speaker 1>For just in the middle of the bets me k you,
<v Speaker 1>Oh my god, sit back do Yeah.
<v Speaker 2>So Eugene goes for the stone called stunner here. Okay, right,
<v Speaker 2>but Johnny hits the Johnny go Round kick on Eugene
<v Speaker 2>and picks up the wind.
<v Speaker 1>One great name, two great moves, the fucking trouble Paradise. Yeah.
<v Speaker 2>My favorite thing about this team is the taunt spamming
<v Speaker 2>they do. And they didn't do it.
<v Speaker 1>No, they didn't because this dude, okay even stranger. They
<v Speaker 1>didn't really cheat to win here at all. They kind
<v Speaker 1>of just kicked Snitsky gold Dust and Eugene's s and one.
<v Speaker 2>That's what I'm saying, Like, what's going on here? Like,
<v Speaker 2>I feel like there was so much more to do
<v Speaker 2>with this than they did.
<v Speaker 1>Dude, he hits a Johnny go around, Nicky and Mikey
<v Speaker 1>running shotgun drop kick two styles Snitzky because they hate
<v Speaker 1>him and to cut him off for breaking up the
<v Speaker 1>pin Spirits Squad not only win, then the faces go
<v Speaker 1>up the ramp and the Spirits Squad stand tall in
<v Speaker 1>the ring challenging him to come back for more.
<v Speaker 2>I was waiting for Mike Mondo to do the taut
<v Speaker 2>with the.
<v Speaker 1>Hands, dude, Yes, yes, that's fucking.
<v Speaker 2>He's like throwing his feet back and ship. Yeah, get
<v Speaker 2>another guy out here to scratch his ass on the match.
<v Speaker 1>Is that Mikey or Mitch that does it?
<v Speaker 2>Or Johnny maybe Mitch, I don't know. Somebody come out
<v Speaker 2>here and scratch her ass in.
<v Speaker 1>The matt Now do the monkey assue fucking tar.
<v Speaker 2>Mike Monda, do the deal man.
<v Speaker 1>Fucking Dolf Ziggler, get a clue? Why not?
<v Speaker 2>Yeah?
<v Speaker 1>Figure it out? Yeah, dude, why the fuck are the
<v Speaker 1>Spirits squad? Like, Okay, I get it, that's the odd
<v Speaker 1>squad whatever, but shit, man, like Goldas has been here
<v Speaker 1>fucking twenty years. The Spirits Quad kick their ass and
<v Speaker 1>stand tall. Not even shitty.
<v Speaker 2>Gold Dust is a multi time champion of this fucking
<v Speaker 2>yeah man, he's a world champion of all of us.
<v Speaker 1>Eugene does all the top guy moves, so he's probably
<v Speaker 1>a top guy. And we fucking hate.
<v Speaker 2>This guy likes feet. It's a formal team.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah man, it's ridiculous. I don't know. The show is
<v Speaker 1>all over the place.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I feel like they had some pieces here. It
<v Speaker 2>was just one of those weeks.
<v Speaker 1>Man.
<v Speaker 2>Well, during the commercial break, Maria steals the Great Colleagues gimmick,
<v Speaker 2>It does the yes cam and uh, Mickey James attacks
<v Speaker 2>her because there's no disrespect to the Great Collie in
<v Speaker 2>this comedy. No, of course not.
<v Speaker 1>You weren't watching WWE dot com Unlimited. Like you couldn't.
<v Speaker 1>You had enough of raw that you didn't want to
<v Speaker 1>tune in to w dot com to see what happened
<v Speaker 1>during the commercials.
<v Speaker 2>I was playing the Elder Scrolls for oblivion. Uh like
<v Speaker 2>most normal people probably.
<v Speaker 1>No all of everyone. We yes, we were watching w
<v Speaker 1>W dot Com Unlimited.
<v Speaker 2>I yes, I was playing the Elder Crolls for oblivion you. Yes,
<v Speaker 2>you were watching the foot Fetish Freaks. You can get
<v Speaker 2>on your phone and you were playing my phone in
<v Speaker 2>two thousand six. Holy shit, I'm downloading JPEGs takes an hour.
<v Speaker 2>What am I downloading?
<v Speaker 1>You're watching the stream. I'm unlimited.
<v Speaker 2>I can get fifteen minutes of the internet for twenty
<v Speaker 2>nine ninety nine.
<v Speaker 1>And you want to watch the kiss cam.
<v Speaker 2>Holy shit, I can get Equity Hunger Force videos. Sit
<v Speaker 2>to me, it takes forty five minutes to get my
<v Speaker 2>to my phone. It's four minutes long, and I can't
<v Speaker 2>understand what beat Watts saying.
<v Speaker 1>I'm spending the rest of my night getting John and
<v Speaker 1>Michael's wallpaper.
<v Speaker 2>I'm getting SNS spammed. I'm getting fucked over here. This
<v Speaker 2>costs me money.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, see, you're getting Asky Cox said to you, I'll
<v Speaker 1>watch it common limited.
<v Speaker 2>Fuck you. I'm waiting until nine pm to make calls. Yes,
<v Speaker 2>that's right. In two thousand and six, this was still Thank.
<v Speaker 1>God I forgot about that. Wow.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah that's right.
<v Speaker 1>Wow, that's fucking crazy.
<v Speaker 2>I gotta wait until the raw Zone comes on.
<v Speaker 1>It's common to make a fuck call. Yeah, Mickey hits
<v Speaker 1>her fucking leaping DDTV Mickey DT. They really didn't dial
<v Speaker 1>that name in here.
<v Speaker 2>Huh.
<v Speaker 1>We're gonna takes this DDT pretty well though, I give
<v Speaker 1>her that.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, it looked good. I think it did look good. Yeah.
<v Speaker 1>If you were watching about common Limit and instead of
<v Speaker 1>being some Gerbrodi Mark, you would have fucking sawd this.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah all right, well you call Halo too. We'll see
<v Speaker 2>what you think when I put you down fifteen and
<v Speaker 2>oh on Warlock singles. You know, let's see what it
<v Speaker 2>really goes down.
<v Speaker 1>What's something done? Watching row for all of it that,
<v Speaker 1>I'll consider it.
<v Speaker 2>Don't make a call to my home either, I'll knock
<v Speaker 2>me out the air innet. We go backstage. Eugene is
<v Speaker 2>back here. He gets asked how he feels about losing
<v Speaker 2>to the Spirit Squad and he says, well, it doesn't
<v Speaker 2>feel very good. Yeah.
<v Speaker 1>Todd Grisham is here to interview him, and he says
<v Speaker 1>the Spirit Squad insisted I ask you how it felt
<v Speaker 1>to lose, and Eugene said, well, it didn't feel very good.
<v Speaker 1>If there's one thing my uncle Eric Bischoff wanted me
<v Speaker 1>to remember, it was to never quit. Oh wait, no wait,
<v Speaker 1>uncle Eric wanted me to quit every day. Uncle Eric
<v Speaker 1>was a jerk. He turns into the camera, he looks
<v Speaker 1>right in the camera. He gets my butt, Uncle Eric.
<v Speaker 1>At least I still have a job. He does the
<v Speaker 1>junkyard dog taunt.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, so he just fucking hits him with a book. Huh, dude.
<v Speaker 1>Mattreger runs in an violates him with a big ass
<v Speaker 1>dictionary and then he tells him to look the word
<v Speaker 1>up in the dictionary. They should have had Matt Striker
<v Speaker 1>doing concerto with two dictionaries.
<v Speaker 2>I had to pause for a second after this segment,
<v Speaker 2>by the way, and just like take a breather. Oh,
<v Speaker 2>because like every ounce of my fucking being, Like I
<v Speaker 2>knew I had to watch this for the show and
<v Speaker 2>write notes and all that shit, of course, but I
<v Speaker 2>had to fight against my better judgment of just closing
<v Speaker 2>the show out because it pissed me off so fucking bad.
<v Speaker 1>Like I cannot believe that, Like I.
<v Speaker 2>Just watched a segment with Matt Striker hitting Eugene with
<v Speaker 2>a book and that's the big angle and they're doing
<v Speaker 2>something with this on the show.
<v Speaker 1>Dude, this started at a pay per view, Like this
<v Speaker 1>is an ongoing angle match. Striker at his books.
<v Speaker 2>It angered me to see this and I had to
<v Speaker 2>dial it back in to lock in.
<v Speaker 1>I appreciate that, buddy. Yeah, of course that's very nice
<v Speaker 1>to you, because like, yeah, you you could have just
<v Speaker 1>messaged me and said no more like and I would
<v Speaker 1>have understood, like that happens, right, There's sometimes we could
<v Speaker 1>throw a flag on the play on in some episodes.
<v Speaker 2>Sometimes it's just not worth it. I had to stand
<v Speaker 2>up and take a breathe. I started shadowed box in
<v Speaker 2>our room. I said, I'm like that. I'm like that,
<v Speaker 2>I'm gonna sit back down. I'm ana finish the show.
<v Speaker 1>I could do it. I could do it. I got this, Well,
<v Speaker 1>what a mistake. You should have just fucking messaged me
<v Speaker 1>and said let's not do this one.
<v Speaker 2>So we get a segment here where WWE twenty four
<v Speaker 2>to seven presents this week in wrestling history.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I'm guessing that we're doing this often. And then
<v Speaker 1>this was like the Vince being an asshole version of it,
<v Speaker 1>because it's Vince doing a voice over here and it's
<v Speaker 1>Vince narrating over the match that they just had a
<v Speaker 1>backlash last night where it was Vince and Shane taking
<v Speaker 1>on Shawn Michaels and God and Vince says on April
<v Speaker 1>already twousand and six, Vincent Kenny McMahon and the product
<v Speaker 1>of his Seamen Shane McMahon did.
<v Speaker 2>He was really into that at the time. I remember
<v Speaker 2>this phrase.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, the Seman thing. Mm hmmm, yeah, yeah, that was well, yeah,
<v Speaker 1>of course it was. Of course it was. He said,
<v Speaker 1>we faced one of our greatest oh sorry, faced one
<v Speaker 1>of their greatest trials when they chung Shaw Michaels and
<v Speaker 1>his Savior and tag team partner God. So they show
<v Speaker 1>some spots here from the match, one involving Sean doing
<v Speaker 1>a running crossbody off the stage to Vince. That was
<v Speaker 1>fucking pretty crazy.
<v Speaker 2>I gotta say, in a million years, I never thought
<v Speaker 2>I would hear the phrase the passion of mcmahonism would
<v Speaker 2>not be denied. I literally cannot believe I just heard
<v Speaker 2>the phrase mcmahonism. It should not be a phrase. Actually
<v Speaker 2>that I said, insane.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah. Uh. They do a spot here where Sean is
<v Speaker 1>on top of a ladder and Shane and Vince are
<v Speaker 1>on two tables and He's gonna elbow drop them, presumably.
<v Speaker 1>But the Spirit Squad, if you didn't get enough the
<v Speaker 1>Spirit squad come out here and Sean jumps on all
<v Speaker 1>of them. Well, then Spirits squad kick the shit out
<v Speaker 1>of Sean, and this part's cool. At least they hit
<v Speaker 1>their finish on Sewan through a table, which if you
<v Speaker 1>haven't seen the Spirits Squad finish, o oh boy, is
<v Speaker 1>this thing fucking insane. It's everyone in the group grabs
<v Speaker 1>one of Sean's limbs and they throw him as high
<v Speaker 1>as possible in the air to throw him through a table.
<v Speaker 2>Dude, I love this. Also, they launch Sean Michael's about
<v Speaker 2>five hundred feet in the fucking ear. I mean they
<v Speaker 2>legit about lose him in the lights. There's only one
<v Speaker 2>guy holding like the bare end of his foot by
<v Speaker 2>the end of this, so he doesn't get lost.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, fuck dude, Like he he goes flying and this
<v Speaker 1>table breaks into a million pieces, Like this is sick.
<v Speaker 2>It looked awesome.
<v Speaker 1>Man.
<v Speaker 2>I would have launched Sean Michaels through that fucking table
<v Speaker 2>like that, and then I would have dragged my ass
<v Speaker 2>on the ground on the arms taun.
<v Speaker 1>Like get some heat.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, do the dog dragging their ass around the ring
<v Speaker 2>on Sean Michael's just going to circle around to everyone.
<v Speaker 1>Else is doing the fucking crazy gorilla. Dan said, this
<v Speaker 1>fucking one, dud. Dudes, Yeah, let him rip.
<v Speaker 2>Do Eugene's pissing on you top like go crazy in there, guys.
<v Speaker 1>Blow an airhorn in his face, give like get him
<v Speaker 1>it to him, Like how many chances you're gonna get?
<v Speaker 1>They should have did they easily with how high they
<v Speaker 1>got him, They could have thrown him up by all
<v Speaker 1>of his limbs and launched him out of the ring
<v Speaker 1>through the announced table.
<v Speaker 2>Dude, I mean it is so high. I couldn't believe it.
<v Speaker 2>I've seen this move a few times, but man, they
<v Speaker 2>really do launch Sean like super in the air there.
<v Speaker 1>Good for him for taking it too. I imagine it's
<v Speaker 1>the last time he ever took it as well.
<v Speaker 2>I guess we'll see. Yeah. Sure we go backstage the
<v Speaker 2>Big Three of two thousand and six raw back here
<v Speaker 2>watching the monitor, we have sewn Michael's Big Show and
<v Speaker 2>Charlie Haass.
<v Speaker 1>What what the fuck is dude? I swore I was like, Okay,
<v Speaker 1>Charlie Hoskins is ass kicked here or something happens? No,
<v Speaker 1>this is the new Click Big Shows. Seawn Michaels and
<v Speaker 1>Charlie os they're here holding court in the locker room
<v Speaker 1>watching w Unlimited.
<v Speaker 2>Of course.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah.
<v Speaker 2>The Spirits squad come in and they tell hb K
<v Speaker 2>they'll be the special guest referee for the next match,
<v Speaker 2>which is Rob Conway versus Kane.
<v Speaker 1>Like you guys, right, Okay, Mitch doing the Chris Danger
<v Speaker 1>guy fucking six times. And the more I watched, I said, wow,
<v Speaker 1>this is Chris Chris on the so yeah, as you say,
<v Speaker 1>they they well they Mitch goes leave. He says one
<v Speaker 1>more thing, you got your own referee shirt, and he
<v Speaker 1>hands them a yellow shirt and all over it in
<v Speaker 1>different sized text and fonts says May nineteenth. And I realized, Oh,
<v Speaker 1>that's that's why this is going on. I see we're
<v Speaker 1>in the May nineteenth era here of Caine's career. Big Show,
<v Speaker 1>by the way, gives Sean some encouraging words of you'll
<v Speaker 1>figure something out. You've been around a long time. Okay,
<v Speaker 1>thank you, big dog. I appreciate that you're not gonna
<v Speaker 1>help me. May nineteenth.
<v Speaker 2>Huh yeah, what's that mean?
<v Speaker 1>Well, of course, James, you should know because we've watched
<v Speaker 1>this movie together. May nineteenth, two thou and six is
<v Speaker 1>when Cino Evil came out.
<v Speaker 2>Oh yeah, hell yeah, yeah, we.
<v Speaker 1>Watched that, and that's on our Patreon. Actually we watched that,
<v Speaker 1>and uh, they made this whole angle about that where
<v Speaker 1>Caine goes fucking crazy when we could talk about that
<v Speaker 1>here obviously, after, of course, we talk about w dot
<v Speaker 1>com talking about Backlash.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, so ww dot com has all the updates from Backlash.
<v Speaker 2>I love that they showed this super dated picture of
<v Speaker 2>the website.
<v Speaker 1>I love that. Actually it uh, I feel very nostalgic.
<v Speaker 1>It shows up shot at Triple H from the pay
<v Speaker 1>per view, super bloody, great fucking gig work here, Joey says, King,
<v Speaker 1>what a night it was? You were there? And King says,
<v Speaker 1>that's right, I was there, you were not. Okay, don't
<v Speaker 1>get to hying fucking God, make it weird, goddamn, And
<v Speaker 1>he says, well, what about Can in the Big Show?
<v Speaker 1>And Joey says, well, that is something we got to discuss.
<v Speaker 1>A strange situation as Caine seems to be haunted by
<v Speaker 1>this traumatic date from his past, which I'm not gonna say,
<v Speaker 1>and they recap Can versus the Big Show from Backlash,
<v Speaker 1>which during the match the lights go all red and
<v Speaker 1>then very obviously Caine over the PA whispers May nineteenth
<v Speaker 1>a bunch and do you know what happened on that date? Caane?
<v Speaker 1>And this makes Caine freak out so much that he
<v Speaker 1>starts headbutting the bottom turn buckle and Big Show to
<v Speaker 1>resolve this conflict where he is conflicted that his friend
<v Speaker 1>is going crazy, his plan is to hit Caine in
<v Speaker 1>the head with a steeled chair and.
<v Speaker 2>Then leave knock some sense into him.
<v Speaker 1>Well, Caine sits up and starts laughing about it, So
<v Speaker 1>I guess it might have did something for him.
<v Speaker 2>I'm gonna guess the entire arena, including the Big Show,
<v Speaker 2>could hear all this shit.
<v Speaker 1>No, that was inside Kane's head. We just happened to
<v Speaker 1>be able to hear that on the broadcast.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, they're like playing Kane's voice over the deal there.
<v Speaker 2>I imagine everyone two thousand and six just like, good God,
<v Speaker 2>just like come.
<v Speaker 1>On, No, They're like, good god, this is awesome.
<v Speaker 2>Oh my god. So we have Rob Conway versus Cane
<v Speaker 2>up next.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, Sean of course comes out. Uh, he has to
<v Speaker 1>wear the May nineteenth referee shirt. They could alwayst put
<v Speaker 1>stripes on this fucking thing, so I look like a
<v Speaker 1>ref shirt, but it's just a yellow shirt that is
<v Speaker 1>May nineteenth. To make them stand out as much as possible.
<v Speaker 1>He comes out here, but more importantly, just look at me.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah yeah.
<v Speaker 2>Rob Conway pantomimes the yeah from his theme song.
<v Speaker 1>By the way, Rob Conway sings his entire theme down
<v Speaker 1>to the ring and he points at the camera, which
<v Speaker 1>means he has to die.
<v Speaker 2>This is just La Night, Like, this is legit La Night, dude.
<v Speaker 2>I was like, wow, holy shit, two thousand and six,
<v Speaker 2>La Night.
<v Speaker 1>It's funny. We just watched recently the end of Rob
<v Speaker 1>Conway and w E and this is like, this has
<v Speaker 1>to be the beginning of a flourishing story.
<v Speaker 2>Right, I mean, he's good to get his ass kicked.
<v Speaker 1>I like Rob Conway here, that's his whole fucking angle
<v Speaker 1>here as Wow, this guy loses a lot hungh guys.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, So HBK checks for foreign objects on Rob Conway
<v Speaker 2>when he gets in the ring and just low blows
<v Speaker 2>the shit out of him.
<v Speaker 1>Dude punches him in the balls because Rob Conway was
<v Speaker 1>fucking making fun of his shirt. So HBK low blows
<v Speaker 1>him and then Sean takes the shirt off. He has
<v Speaker 1>a rough shirt on under it, and he puts the
<v Speaker 1>main nine Teeth shirt on Rob Conway.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, and it takes a damn long Hbk's all right,
<v Speaker 2>come on, come on, hit k's music.
<v Speaker 1>Come on, guys, because Rob Conway don't know, maybe he
<v Speaker 1>was supposed to sell a longer or whatever. But Rob
<v Speaker 1>Conway is like starting to get up and he just
<v Speaker 1>looks fucking stupid because he is not taking the shirt off.
<v Speaker 1>So once Kine starts coming out, now Sean is holding
<v Speaker 1>grub Conway so he doesn't look like an idiot keeping
<v Speaker 1>his shirt on.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, Caine comes out here with the fresh line right
<v Speaker 2>on the top of his head. That's evil, man.
<v Speaker 1>Get that shit cleaned up from me by man.
<v Speaker 2>That shit is mean and evil.
<v Speaker 1>Somehow less of a freak and snitsky though this guy.
<v Speaker 2>Kane seems normal compared to the foot fetish frea. Sean
<v Speaker 2>Michaels throws Rob Conway over the ropes and Kane starts
<v Speaker 2>kicking his ass.
<v Speaker 1>Dude, he beats the fuck out of him. He's I mean,
<v Speaker 1>he sees the shirt, which well if one he sees
<v Speaker 1>the shirt and then he starts punching himself in the
<v Speaker 1>head because uh, that's when you do when you go
<v Speaker 1>through a traumatic thing, you just fucking slam your head
<v Speaker 1>into a bunch of shit very often and get your
<v Speaker 1>hair lined up real nice dude, it's so so clean.
<v Speaker 1>It's like the straightest cut ever. Actually, like at haven't
<v Speaker 1>impressed how even it is.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, something very traumatic happened to Kane on May nineteenth.
<v Speaker 2>But also, just so you guys know, the new feature
<v Speaker 2>link film produced by WWS Videos that features Kane. Yeah,
<v Speaker 2>that's coming out on May nine. Also, so you guys
<v Speaker 2>should go check that one out.
<v Speaker 1>He actually can see into the future. The traumatic event
<v Speaker 1>is the horrible box office for Sino.
<v Speaker 2>No, no, hey man, he gets a second one?
<v Speaker 1>You know what? He does, get a second one. Actually,
<v Speaker 1>now that I gotta check, I wonder what was the
<v Speaker 1>box office. I'm sure we talked about this. H Sino
<v Speaker 1>EVI grossed fifteen million in North America in three point
<v Speaker 1>eight million in other territories against the budget of eight million.
<v Speaker 2>Oh fuck, there it is. It succeeded. If you do
<v Speaker 2>double the budget, you're good.
<v Speaker 1>How about that?
<v Speaker 2>How about that?
<v Speaker 1>Maybe he must a second one. He looked superhead to
<v Speaker 1>May nineteen, two thousand and seven, which was bad box office.
<v Speaker 2>Shortly Yeah, I wanted to make Jacob Goodnight like a
<v Speaker 2>new horror icon.
<v Speaker 1>Gave up on that pretty quick.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, it just didn't work, man, No, I mean it's Kane, man.
<v Speaker 1>That's I mean, like they wouldn't have legit been better
<v Speaker 1>off making Kane the movie.
<v Speaker 2>If Kane saw the mask on his shit, and like
<v Speaker 2>Jacob Goodnight was Kane with the mask off of shit,
<v Speaker 2>it probably could have worked. Okay, that's just Kane, man. Yeah,
<v Speaker 2>but that's just big showing Kane like that. That's like
<v Speaker 2>the tag team champ right there.
<v Speaker 5>Man.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, man, he's wrestling with Spirits Squad like. That's Kane.
<v Speaker 1>He just lost to them. Actually, I don't know what
<v Speaker 1>you want from me.
<v Speaker 2>He's been taking a beating on TV for a minute too.
<v Speaker 1>You could argue, though, you could argue that See No
<v Speaker 1>Evil might be the best W Studios produced movie.
<v Speaker 2>I don't know. I remember lacking Oculus a lot.
<v Speaker 1>Was that a W Studios movie? Uh? Huh? Oh shit?
<v Speaker 1>Is there a wrestler in Oculas?
<v Speaker 2>I don't even remember. I don't think there was. There
<v Speaker 2>might have been a cameo or something, but no, it
<v Speaker 2>wasn't even They actually went for a good movie here.
<v Speaker 1>During a scene in which the mirror is put up
<v Speaker 1>for auction. The auctionaire mentions as the item as was
<v Speaker 1>recovered by the Laveca state a reference to Triple h Ah.
<v Speaker 2>There you go. Oh there, yeah, there it is.
<v Speaker 1>Triple h is in it. And that's why I did well.
<v Speaker 2>Sean Mike was bringing Rob Conway back into the ring.
<v Speaker 2>Here he holds up Rob and points to his shirt
<v Speaker 2>and Caine comes at him like a bull.
<v Speaker 1>I mean, I actually did think that was pretty fucking funny,
<v Speaker 1>like blatantly lifting the shirt up that Rob Conway is wearing,
<v Speaker 1>a pointing down say just kick this guy's like an ass, Like,
<v Speaker 1>look at it, What the fuck is this guy's in.
<v Speaker 2>This is a famous picture, by the way, whenever you
<v Speaker 2>look up May nineteen, it's always Sean pointing at this shirt.
<v Speaker 1>I don't know if I knew it was Rob Conway
<v Speaker 1>wearing it, to be honest, so this was hitting the lore.
<v Speaker 2>I didn't know it was either. Yeah, I've seen that
<v Speaker 2>image like one hundred times, especially since we started Deadlock,
<v Speaker 2>and like it has never been Rob Conway to me
<v Speaker 2>until right now.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, a legend in the game, Rob Conway. He's done
<v Speaker 1>a lot more than I realized Joe's look at him.
<v Speaker 2>Hbk grabs a trash can from underneath the ring and
<v Speaker 2>stands there looking away till Kane grabs the trash can
<v Speaker 2>and he destroys Rob Conway in the head with it.
<v Speaker 1>He hits Rob Conway as hard as humanly possible with
<v Speaker 1>his fucking trash can like he annihilates him at one point.
<v Speaker 1>By the way, Kan like threw Rob Conway in the
<v Speaker 1>ring and Conway is trying to crawl away and Kane
<v Speaker 1>jumped on him as style. I thought he was gonna
<v Speaker 1>visagra him. He did not, though, he just punched him
<v Speaker 1>in the back of the head a bunch.
<v Speaker 2>Wow, that would have been nuts if he visagrid him.
<v Speaker 1>Well, that was like an ode to the movie where
<v Speaker 1>he has a three foot con.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, that veata that.
<v Speaker 1>Kane is going into business for himself. He had something
<v Speaker 1>to prove he's taking shit and Rob Conway's used to
<v Speaker 1>take it that move, so he would have taken the best.
<v Speaker 2>Kine then rips the shirt off of Rob Conway. He
<v Speaker 2>hits a choke slam and leaves. He doesn't even pin him.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, no, he was over it. The shirt was gone,
<v Speaker 1>so Caine he doesn't care about winning and losing. Here
<v Speaker 1>in the we, nobody does, so why would he not
<v Speaker 1>just leave? Well, Sean michaels and grabs a mic and
<v Speaker 1>he leans down next to Rob Conway and he starts
<v Speaker 1>just yelling May nineteenth, May nineteenth, and then Sean puts
<v Speaker 1>the mic on Rob Conway and turned knees around at
<v Speaker 1>the perfect time to see that the mic is just
<v Speaker 1>on Rob Conway. So Kane comes back, and then Bucket
<v Speaker 1>hits Rob Conway with a tombstone.
<v Speaker 2>So HBK grabbed the mic shout at May nineteen in
<v Speaker 2>the most Sean Michael's sounding voice.
<v Speaker 1>Of all try to hide it. Yeah, not.
<v Speaker 2>Is like exactly one to one. If you close your eyes,
<v Speaker 2>you weren't even at wrestling, if you were just in
<v Speaker 2>the street in New York and you close your eyes
<v Speaker 2>and Sean Michael said May nineteen, You like, that's fucking
<v Speaker 2>Sean Michael's that's the heartbreak kid, that's HBK.
<v Speaker 1>Dude. He could have just got on he could have
<v Speaker 1>just got on the mic and said, hey, it's Sean
<v Speaker 1>Michael's May nineteen.
<v Speaker 2>It's not Kane, because he thought that was Rob Conway,
<v Speaker 2>which I have heard that a lot of people were
<v Speaker 2>drawing comparisons between the Heartbreak Kid and Rob Conways.
<v Speaker 1>He's next, you know, he's the next one, right, I
<v Speaker 1>mean he it would have been the Raw six if
<v Speaker 1>they really had to figured some stuff out here. It's
<v Speaker 1>just Rob Conway. They didn't get them there. It was
<v Speaker 1>their fault.
<v Speaker 2>So Kine comes back and he hits the tombstone and
<v Speaker 2>wins the match, and yeah, man, there it is May nineteenth.
<v Speaker 2>That's coming.
<v Speaker 1>Kine does it over the shoulder style too. By the way,
<v Speaker 1>he doesn't go full You knew Rob Conway's shit would
<v Speaker 1>poke him in the eyes.
<v Speaker 2>Come on, that's Mark Gingerack.
<v Speaker 1>Oh right, well you know they're saying that Mark Jindrag
<v Speaker 1>is the next Rob Conway.
<v Speaker 2>Well, what the hell happens on May nineteenth in WWE here?
<v Speaker 1>Okay, so on May nineteenth, because it we're pretty close
<v Speaker 1>to this here, so they what the actual because it
<v Speaker 1>ends up they do the fake Caine thing with fucking Festus,
<v Speaker 1>which there not only should we review that, we might
<v Speaker 1>have to like review that soon because that's like coming
<v Speaker 1>up here May nineteenth, isn't it. If there was ever
<v Speaker 1>time to fucking talk about the fake Cane shit, good lord. Yeah,
<v Speaker 1>we would have to fucking make a judgment call there,
<v Speaker 1>So that doesn't happen on May nineteenth. The fake Kane
<v Speaker 1>thing is not on May nineteenth. On May nineteenth is
<v Speaker 1>a SmackDown show, and fucking so May nineteenth SmackDown Cain
<v Speaker 1>shows up to face Raymisterio and he beats him because
<v Speaker 1>JBL picked him as his opponent. But what actually happened
<v Speaker 1>on May nineteenth, what was freaking Cain out? Did they
<v Speaker 1>eventually reveal, is that it was the date in which
<v Speaker 1>supposedly his mother and adopted family were killed in a fire.
<v Speaker 2>Albar died.
<v Speaker 1>No, not my dad.
<v Speaker 2>And his dad, because he's both of our fathers. We
<v Speaker 2>always said that, Wait a minute, they killed gold Dust
<v Speaker 2>and that led to a match with himself.
<v Speaker 1>Fastest now now that we talk about it, James Snitsky
<v Speaker 1>could have been fake Cane very easily.
<v Speaker 2>Dude, He could have been fake Cane. But instead they
<v Speaker 2>had something else for him that week. It was probably
<v Speaker 2>sniffing feet and taking a pen and looking at the lights.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, getting ship on. Fuck yeah, so yeah, it's uh,
<v Speaker 1>that was it. His adopted mother and his mother and
<v Speaker 1>adopted family were killed in a fire.
<v Speaker 2>Were killed by Festus.
<v Speaker 1>Festus was standing outside their house with drool coming down
<v Speaker 1>his lips, and then someone rang a bell and he went, not.
<v Speaker 2>Your thief, really, Fastest, I'll see you wrestler court.
<v Speaker 1>Oh my god. They should have Undertaker involved in the
<v Speaker 1>fake Cane angle. We gotta stop this guy. He gotta
<v Speaker 1>stop this guy. And he looks over.
<v Speaker 2>It's just a dude drooling and Kane's out.
<v Speaker 1>He's dangerous Kane. There's also a week where Undertaker gets
<v Speaker 1>confused and doesn't realize it's fake Cad despite the gigantic care.
<v Speaker 2>What about what Undertaker was?
<v Speaker 1>Kane? Oh yeah, he was fake Kate too, wasn't he?
<v Speaker 2>Goddamn Yeah, that's right, and Kant her Taker.
<v Speaker 1>And neither of them ended up. Well. Kane kind of
<v Speaker 1>looks like Festus. Actually that's pretty close. Fastest is based
<v Speaker 1>off of all of Kine's characters. Fastest and Kane have
<v Speaker 1>a similar.
<v Speaker 2>Cut Burnie Kate's house down, maybe man.
<v Speaker 1>Wearing their hair.
<v Speaker 2>The WWE Slam of the Week presented by tomb Raider
<v Speaker 2>legend Umaga beats Rick Flair at Backlash.
<v Speaker 1>He beats the fuck out of him. According to this
<v Speaker 1>fucking Slam of the week, Umaga hits all the moves
<v Speaker 1>and Rick Flair dies and then Umaga beats him.
<v Speaker 2>So we have Umaga versus Rory Fox up next.
<v Speaker 1>So Armando Alejandro Strada is out here.
<v Speaker 2>He does his whole.
<v Speaker 1>Spiel ESQM, everybody listen ha to me, he does the
<v Speaker 1>haha every sentence. I love this fucking guy. Yeah.
<v Speaker 2>Man, he's putting out one hundred percent here.
<v Speaker 1>He's got four cigars in his soup pocket.
<v Speaker 2>Dude, hell ya he does.
<v Speaker 1>That's fucking awesome. And dude, the cigar is his gimmick.
<v Speaker 1>That's what he tells Umaga. It's time to fucking end
<v Speaker 1>this shit. Dude.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, he just breaks in half.
<v Speaker 1>By the way, I do know, uh, we've I feel
<v Speaker 1>like we've seen Rory Fox before, and I only know
<v Speaker 1>of him because Zach Ryder h Matt Cardona talks about
<v Speaker 1>him a lot on the Major Pod because Rory Fox
<v Speaker 1>is a man that he wrestled on E CW W
<v Speaker 1>E E CW And I believe Rory Fox's gear broke
<v Speaker 1>during that match, so he's like Assid Dick and Ball somewhere.
<v Speaker 2>Alight.
<v Speaker 1>So I was curious to see if that's somehow happened
<v Speaker 1>to you with Ry Fox?
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I mean he beats the fuck out of this dude.
<v Speaker 2>And I gotta say, man, Umaga is one of the
<v Speaker 2>bright parts of of this era of raw for sure.
<v Speaker 1>Yes, yes, he's fucking awesome, dude, great big guy.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah. I mean he comes in and he puts him
<v Speaker 2>on the top rope and this spot is awesome. Dude. Uh,
<v Speaker 2>Umaga puts Rory Fox on the top rope, grabs him
<v Speaker 2>by the neck and just overhead tosses him from the second.
<v Speaker 1>It's the Hernandez toss from the top rope.
<v Speaker 2>Oh you're right, Yeah, Hernandez will do it just stand
<v Speaker 2>as straight up, which is crazy as shit.
<v Speaker 1>Yes, that's already on its own crazy. But Umaga did
<v Speaker 1>this with this guy sitting on the top rope.
<v Speaker 2>That was fucking awesome. So Umaga follows it up by
<v Speaker 2>running his ass into this dude's head. He climbs the ropes,
<v Speaker 2>he hits the big splash.
<v Speaker 1>Dudee Maga splash is awesome, by.
<v Speaker 2>The way, Yeah, dude, it is awesome. It's sooner, it's
<v Speaker 2>it's super dialed in. I mean, he that's like the
<v Speaker 2>only thing he did when he was in three minute
<v Speaker 2>warning was like they would have these guys and they
<v Speaker 2>would do the fucking splash.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, that's fucking right. I forgot about that all he
<v Speaker 1>should Yeah, so.
<v Speaker 2>I mean he climbs the top rope, does the big splash,
<v Speaker 2>Armando snaps the cigar Umaga, hiss the Samoan spike and
<v Speaker 2>picks up the wind and.
<v Speaker 1>Rory Fox's gear breaks and his nick of ball's and
<v Speaker 1>ask come out.
<v Speaker 2>There's a few more years for that.
<v Speaker 1>All right?
<v Speaker 2>Okay, we go backstage. Vince McMahon is here with Canvas Michelle. Vince,
<v Speaker 2>of course, cured her chest cold from the pay per
<v Speaker 2>view before his match with God.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, and Canvas. Michelle's here to ask for another favor. Uh,
<v Speaker 1>she says, you know, speaking of her healing powers. Vince,
<v Speaker 1>I was wondering if you could help me with my
<v Speaker 1>laby agitis. And Vince says, sure, huh now that's enough
<v Speaker 1>out of you right now?
<v Speaker 2>What the hell is laby agitis?
<v Speaker 1>Is that real?
<v Speaker 2>Is this real?
<v Speaker 1>Vince?
<v Speaker 5>Sure?
<v Speaker 1>Waitit with your what canus? Michelle says, you know, with
<v Speaker 1>my laby agitis, And Vince says, layas I heard that before?
<v Speaker 1>Is it a cute? And she says, oh, I think
<v Speaker 1>it's pretty cute. Hey man, blow up all your TVs.
<v Speaker 2>Fuck this ship, It's time to start playing Owners goes
<v Speaker 2>more oblivion boys.
<v Speaker 1>That's right there. There's gotta be something else better to
<v Speaker 1>do here that listen to fucking these freaks talk about
<v Speaker 1>Laby Gina's fuck you like, come onas me too? I
<v Speaker 1>got I would like a bloe jomb syndrome. Oh whoa,
<v Speaker 1>okay that's what. What can you help? Oh no I can't,
<v Speaker 1>so vin says, yeah, I can help you with that.
<v Speaker 1>I'm a fucking old, old old freak of nature, and yeah,
<v Speaker 1>of course I can fucking help you with that shit.
<v Speaker 5>Right.
<v Speaker 1>So they start fucking making out and Triple h walks
<v Speaker 1>in with very very real bruises all over his head,
<v Speaker 1>as does all of the competitors from backlashes made events
<v Speaker 1>have very real bruises. Uh. They must have just hired
<v Speaker 1>a really really good uh like they had a makeup
<v Speaker 1>artist they just hired and said, fuck, let's let's go
<v Speaker 1>loose on this one.
<v Speaker 2>Let's get everyone bruised. Though, I'd rather them do the
<v Speaker 2>bruises thing than me having to watch another Vincent manne
<v Speaker 2>Ca and his Michelle segment that's fuck.
<v Speaker 1>I'll take that dead times over. Goddamn. So, Triple H
<v Speaker 1>is here and Vince stands up. He's all to shoveled,
<v Speaker 1>and Triple says his flashlo on your pocket. You're happy
<v Speaker 1>to see me?
<v Speaker 2>You got a heart on vents?
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I got a hard ass cock right now, hunter.
<v Speaker 2>Okay, cool, I want a title shot? No, all right?
<v Speaker 1>Imagine if it was that simple. In staid, we get
<v Speaker 1>a fucking five minute diet trap about fucking nothing, go
<v Speaker 1>back and forth the bullshit, and they're they're talking, and
<v Speaker 1>then talk about this fucking thing where Vince wants Triple
<v Speaker 1>H to be the special guest ref for the Kenny
<v Speaker 1>Sena match. All the while there's a big picture behind
<v Speaker 1>Vince's head of Seawan Michael's face being smushed into his
<v Speaker 1>ass like fuck. So yeah, Vince says, hey, man, you
<v Speaker 1>fucking you know you'd be a special guys reff and
<v Speaker 1>you can, I might give you title shotan trouble it
<v Speaker 1>says that, huh okay, and the next week the Spirit
<v Speaker 1>Squad's banned from ringside. When I face Kenny won on
<v Speaker 1>one for the WB title. I mean that is a
<v Speaker 1>completely insane sentence, man, Yeah, man.
<v Speaker 2>I uh, you know, I'm surprised he was even able
<v Speaker 2>to say that without like just dying laughing.
<v Speaker 1>Well, Vince says, you know, I would suggest you take
<v Speaker 1>my advice and be there special guest ref because you
<v Speaker 1>know you're the game. But I'm the boss. And what
<v Speaker 1>was it he called me a couple of weeks ago. Uh,
<v Speaker 1>a piece of shit, a foot fetish free.
<v Speaker 2>Oh wait, that's James Nisky.
<v Speaker 1>Old man. Well, if you'ren't taking my advice that X
<v Speaker 1>tile shot you get, you might be an old man.
<v Speaker 1>That's like the worst thing you could possibly be here
<v Speaker 1>is an old man.
<v Speaker 2>So now it's time for the cutting Edge.
<v Speaker 1>Lda's in the ring to start this off, and she
<v Speaker 1>introduces Edge, and Edge comes out through all the smoke,
<v Speaker 1>and of course Edge as the beanie with the brim.
<v Speaker 1>Of course, dude, that shit's clean, ain't it's his own
<v Speaker 1>one too.
<v Speaker 2>That was so sick too, Like, oh my god, hell yeah,
<v Speaker 2>what the fuck?
<v Speaker 1>This took me back entirely. I said, Wow, fucking beanie
<v Speaker 1>with the brim, that's n shit was clean.
<v Speaker 2>I don't give a fuck. It could be July, you
<v Speaker 2>know what I mean? One hundred degrees outside Beanie with
<v Speaker 2>the brim is coming with me.
<v Speaker 1>So Edge comes out here and he talks about Triple
<v Speaker 1>H and Sina and he says he gets no respect
<v Speaker 1>around here. And just like a WrestleMania one of the
<v Speaker 1>biggest victories of his career, and it was tarnished because
<v Speaker 1>it was called by some third rate East of your
<v Speaker 1>reject name Joey's stop Miles. And he looks over and
<v Speaker 1>Joey's just sitting there, and the Edge says, oh my god, Joey,
<v Speaker 1>you suck.
<v Speaker 2>Hey fuck.
<v Speaker 1>And Edge says, despight all that I sole the show,
<v Speaker 1>and I'd like to introduce the man who helped me
<v Speaker 1>make that possible, the man who I destroyed at Mania,
<v Speaker 1>the former hardcore legend Nick Foley. Holy shit, yeah, mankind
<v Speaker 1>theme it all and Lawler says, you know, we got
<v Speaker 1>a standing ovation for Mick Foley. What about what Edge
<v Speaker 1>said about you, Joey? You know you don't really suck
<v Speaker 1>that bad? Thanks gig.
<v Speaker 2>All right, man, can we call the matches? What are
<v Speaker 2>we doing?
<v Speaker 1>No, dude, that's the fucking not fuck it happened here,
<v Speaker 1>no fucking shot. So, yeah, Foley's here and he's he
<v Speaker 1>says that, uh, you know it, I haven't forgot about
<v Speaker 1>our little WrestleMania match, And he thought about it twenty
<v Speaker 1>four to seven. He watched the tape. He searched his
<v Speaker 1>soul to find out where things went wrong. But the
<v Speaker 1>more he watched the tape, he more he searched his role.
<v Speaker 1>I think he fucked that up. The more I came
<v Speaker 1>to realize the things didn't go wrong for me, they
<v Speaker 1>went very right. I got paid a lot, and I
<v Speaker 1>did a bunch of cool fucking spots, and I got
<v Speaker 1>to do a match with Hustle that was really cool,
<v Speaker 1>that was awesome, and they paid me even more. Somehow,
<v Speaker 1>How did Hustle paid me more than the UFS? And
<v Speaker 1>he says, if I if I did go wrong anywhere,
<v Speaker 1>it wasn't in not realizing that one night I would
<v Speaker 1>be face to face with the toughest son of a
<v Speaker 1>bitch in the WWE, and fully puts his hand off
<v Speaker 1>her handshake and edge. She thinks about it. You know
<v Speaker 1>he's reluctant, and he shakes his hand fully, shakes leave
<v Speaker 1>his hand and gives her on the cheek and he says,
<v Speaker 1>don't get me wrong, just because I lost doesn't mean
<v Speaker 1>I didn't get that defining WrestleMania moment. Let's take a
<v Speaker 1>look at it right now. So they replay Edge spearing
<v Speaker 1>Folly off the Apron through the flaming table, which is
<v Speaker 1>one of the coolest things of all time.
<v Speaker 2>Yes, I love it, dude.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah.
<v Speaker 2>When I think of like WWE moments, like that's definitely
<v Speaker 2>one that I think of for sure.
<v Speaker 1>It's unfucking believable, and Edge is sell after it is
<v Speaker 1>top tier, and that's what they show here. He's like
<v Speaker 1>in a whole different fucking world. He's just gone through
<v Speaker 1>a traumatic event, and like he has it all over
<v Speaker 1>his face, and that made it like so much cooler too.
<v Speaker 2>I think that's the one thing that WWE was really
<v Speaker 2>good at, was like making a moment and then like
<v Speaker 2>talking about it and talking about it and talking about
<v Speaker 2>it and like just making sure the fans didn't forget
<v Speaker 2>about it. I think things also moved a lot slower
<v Speaker 2>back then. Like a good match back then would last
<v Speaker 2>for a while, you know what I mean. You didn't
<v Speaker 2>tend to forget like a standout match as quick as
<v Speaker 2>you would Nowadays, things just move so fast. The Aarnet's
<v Speaker 2>gotten so much more fast, right like you have about
<v Speaker 2>forty eight hours after a good match to hear that
<v Speaker 2>you had a good match, and then after that.
<v Speaker 1>Is done, Yeah, because the next best match ever just happened, right, Yeah,
<v Speaker 1>by the time you have the.
<v Speaker 2>Match, and like the next day, there was probably another
<v Speaker 2>match that happened that was just as good.
<v Speaker 1>As that match, if not better. Yeah.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, and it's just moved on from things just and
<v Speaker 2>that's that's not I don't want to say that's indicative
<v Speaker 2>of wrestling in general. I mean, there's probably some truth
<v Speaker 2>to that, but I also think that just time moves
<v Speaker 2>faster in general nowadays with all media, Like, yeah, a
<v Speaker 2>good movie is in and out within the time that
<v Speaker 2>it's in the theater. You don't really talk about it
<v Speaker 2>so much, and things like that. Like just media in
<v Speaker 2>general is like that. So it's it's interesting to see,
<v Speaker 2>especially during a time where things moved a lot slower.
<v Speaker 2>WW was good at like just bringing it up and
<v Speaker 2>bringing it up and showing you clips and making it
<v Speaker 2>look like the best match ever. And if you missed it,
<v Speaker 2>like you missed out on something huge because this match
<v Speaker 2>was awesome and like it. I mean, this match has
<v Speaker 2>a legacy to it.
<v Speaker 1>It says it's just the time too which is another
<v Speaker 1>you know, good part of it, because you know, I mean,
<v Speaker 1>how many how many matches in WW were ever like
<v Speaker 1>this one?
<v Speaker 2>Sure, I mean like Mick Foley had a bunch on
<v Speaker 2>with a bunch of guys, but not too many other people.
<v Speaker 1>No, No, I mean, like even even in terms of
<v Speaker 1>you know, you look at the Orton match or like
<v Speaker 1>the Triple H like fucking street fight or the hell
<v Speaker 1>in a cell, Like they weren't fucking using fire. I mean,
<v Speaker 1>I guess the Triple H one had the flaming barbar
<v Speaker 1>two by four on top of the cell, but you
<v Speaker 1>know that was not spear through flaming table to the floor, right, Yeah, yeah, dude, No,
<v Speaker 1>you're right, though, that's a that's a pretty I never
<v Speaker 1>thought about it like that, like how I how I mean,
<v Speaker 1>you know, obviously I also have watched up a jillion
<v Speaker 1>hours of fucking wrestling, So the amount of things I
<v Speaker 1>can retain as I get older is you know, uh,
<v Speaker 1>but you're right, I mean, fuck how much how much
<v Speaker 1>happens every single day? Every week there's a match of
<v Speaker 1>the year.
<v Speaker 2>Well, I mean, dude, especially as we get older, because
<v Speaker 2>you start you have to start worrying about your responsibilities
<v Speaker 2>as like a yeah, just making it day to day
<v Speaker 2>sometimes and like yeah, as a kid though, you know
<v Speaker 2>you especially when things moved slower, like I became attached
<v Speaker 2>to some things that like were told to me a bunch,
<v Speaker 2>you know, like that match became like a legacy in itself,
<v Speaker 2>just my you know, people growing up. I'm sure people
<v Speaker 2>that were kids and were watching this time, like this
<v Speaker 2>was a match they remember to this day. And even
<v Speaker 2>if they didn't, WB will tell you you should have
<v Speaker 2>and I still can just go watch it. You know,
<v Speaker 2>shit's fucking dope. So they were just good at that.
<v Speaker 2>I think that, you know, they always made sure. I
<v Speaker 2>think WB always made sure to have one foot ahead
<v Speaker 2>of their own history.
<v Speaker 1>Why didn't they do the same thing with match Striker
<v Speaker 1>and Uchine should?
<v Speaker 2>They probably tried. It's just yeah, sometimes you can't. You
<v Speaker 2>can't pull gold out of an ass crack.
<v Speaker 1>You could try.
<v Speaker 2>Sometimes it's just gonna be shit.
<v Speaker 1>Wow, that is a that's a phrase that should say
<v Speaker 1>this sense of time. I hope it's ten years people
<v Speaker 1>are saying exactly what you just like it said there
<v Speaker 1>that like should be held up in the legendary phrases
<v Speaker 1>of our era.
<v Speaker 2>I hope it's forgot about for hours.
<v Speaker 1>As long as somebody pusts about it just says, this
<v Speaker 1>is cool. I'll take that. So they show this clip
<v Speaker 1>and Fully says, there it is by defining WrestleMania moment
<v Speaker 1>looking at your eyes and knowing you never be the
<v Speaker 1>same again, and knowing that you knew that from then
<v Speaker 1>on that it was all downhill for Edge and knowing
<v Speaker 1>it took years off your life and you would never
<v Speaker 1>want to go through that typeell again. And Folly says,
<v Speaker 1>I want to go through it again, and that's why
<v Speaker 1>next week right here, Oh no, sorry, he says, that's
<v Speaker 1>why I want right now a WrestleMania rematch right here
<v Speaker 1>in clubs Ohio. He does a thumbs up to the camera, which.
<v Speaker 2>Of course I love that. The cheap pop you can't
<v Speaker 2>beat it.
<v Speaker 1>It always works, and Edge says, very cute. You know
<v Speaker 1>you wait until I go through a Hlacious trouble Threat
<v Speaker 1>match and I get blasted with a chair and sledgehammer,
<v Speaker 1>and you know what, I still have strep throat from
<v Speaker 1>doing raw in front of those Limeys in England.
<v Speaker 2>That was good man. I've had strep throat for a
<v Speaker 2>month and a half.
<v Speaker 1>What says, you know what, when it comes to you
<v Speaker 1>and I tonight, you're on and the crowd pops. Yeah,
<v Speaker 1>it's a huge pop. Everyone's excited, and the Edge looks
<v Speaker 1>at him, You're on crack.
<v Speaker 2>Holy shit, man, that legit made me laugh. I was like,
<v Speaker 2>holy man, that was good, dude.
<v Speaker 1>That was like a rock level delivery.
<v Speaker 2>I was I did not expect that, dude, did not
<v Speaker 2>expect that, You're on Edge. One of his WrestleMania moments,
<v Speaker 2>and his biggest moment, was against Mick Foley, who is
<v Speaker 2>on crack.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, dude, it says, I'm not wrestling you matched, no way,
<v Speaker 1>but you know what, you were stupid enough to challenge
<v Speaker 1>me next week out a principal, I'll take you on
<v Speaker 1>in any match you want.
<v Speaker 2>The crowd just deflated, Yeah dude.
<v Speaker 1>They were like, fuck man, dude. And that's like, I mean,
<v Speaker 1>you know, I guess that's the thing w W does
<v Speaker 1>forever because they are a big fucking you know, people
<v Speaker 1>are watching this more people are watching it on TV
<v Speaker 1>than watching in the audience. But like, it's funny. That's
<v Speaker 1>something like we had to learn, like, hey, man, don't
<v Speaker 1>if it's not gonna be here, don't fucking say that
<v Speaker 1>it's gonna not be here just yeah, like we'll do
<v Speaker 1>it not out here because the crowd will not like this, dude,
<v Speaker 1>the crowd does not want to hear. They're not getting
<v Speaker 1>it right here, right now. But so that's what happened there. Yeah,
<v Speaker 1>as you said, I mean, they advertise it's huge, he says,
<v Speaker 1>poor wire razor wire fuck tags anything I get my
<v Speaker 1>hands on. So I want you to go home and
<v Speaker 1>rest up from your strep throat.
<v Speaker 2>That's important, thank you.
<v Speaker 1>I don't want to get sick because it sucks because
<v Speaker 1>you're gonna need your voice to scream for mercy. And
<v Speaker 1>you think about that edge and then you try, you
<v Speaker 1>try to have a nice day. Bag bang, I mean
<v Speaker 1>full First of all, tremendous problem this guy, this guy
<v Speaker 1>could sell me fucking anything in the entire world. Man,
<v Speaker 1>he is so so good at this.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, he definitely still has his fastball here.
<v Speaker 1>Second, I believe, if I'm not mistaken, I don't believe
<v Speaker 1>they have any kind of match. I believe fully turns here.
<v Speaker 1>And this leads to the edge fully dreamer funk one
<v Speaker 1>night stand match. Hmm okay, sure, I think that's where
<v Speaker 1>this goes. And Folly like calls edge like the new
<v Speaker 1>hardcore legend. YadA, YadA, YadA. I'm pretty sure that's where
<v Speaker 1>this ends up because I don't remember a raw razor
<v Speaker 1>wire edge match, so I assume that's where this goes.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I mean the Folly and Funk stuff was cool, Yes.
<v Speaker 1>Dude, Oh my god. I mean I I love watching
<v Speaker 1>both those guys. Seeing Funk come I mean, Funk coming
<v Speaker 1>back to do that as cool as fuck, you know
<v Speaker 1>what I mean? Like m and he will all. He
<v Speaker 1>always went for it, dude, like there was no his
<v Speaker 1>body was beat to fuck.
<v Speaker 2>Wwe rewind brought to you by oxy chill factor. It's
<v Speaker 2>cool because acne isn't fuck.
<v Speaker 1>That's fucking That's a good That's a good one. How
<v Speaker 1>doesn't this How does in this last? Why does oxy
<v Speaker 1>chill factor not exist? Now?
<v Speaker 2>Shit probably burns your face off.
<v Speaker 1>I mean it had to be just the most alcohol
<v Speaker 1>fucking just wipe ever.
<v Speaker 2>Dude, waking up at five thirty in the morning to
<v Speaker 2>get ready for school, just putting on the oxy chill factor.
<v Speaker 2>I'm burning to death here, all right, go away.
<v Speaker 1>For the bus, rubbing acid on my pores. Oxy chill factors.
<v Speaker 1>Rewind is RVD doing the Van Daminator with the briefcase?
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, Shelton Benjamin, I guess was the icy champion. Uh
<v Speaker 2>and RVD beats him and he's mister money in the Bank.
<v Speaker 1>Yes he's I I don't know if I remembered that
<v Speaker 1>that he had the intercnonal title and the money in
<v Speaker 1>the Bank briefcase at the same time. That's pretty cool.
<v Speaker 1>This guy is fucking awesome.
<v Speaker 2>WWE raw is brought to you my Subway. They got
<v Speaker 2>them sandwiches. Have you ever heard that?
<v Speaker 1>It's been so long, It's been so long.
<v Speaker 2>Since we've seen Subway as the sponsor for this show.
<v Speaker 1>I know, it's like visiting an old friend. Goddamn. Yeah, sandwiches.
<v Speaker 1>They got that new Italian trio.
<v Speaker 2>Tomb Raider Legend, a new video game, Skittles, a new food.
<v Speaker 1>Share, the Rainbow, James Taste the Rainbow.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, they fired fucking JR. He does the skittle atterid.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, they didn't want a Joe to give it a
<v Speaker 1>try or oh my god, skittles like that would have
<v Speaker 1>bought me a little.
<v Speaker 2>So now it's time for the Master lock Challenge.
<v Speaker 1>Oh shit, and lock him up, Lock him up, Lock
<v Speaker 1>him up. Holy shit, Chris Master's out here. He does
<v Speaker 1>his whole fucking entrance. Fucking awesome. He does the thinker
<v Speaker 1>pos Yeah, he does the pose. He does all the flexing,
<v Speaker 1>he does the lock him up taunt. He's got it
<v Speaker 1>all and he uh he says last night's match was
<v Speaker 1>a fluke. He wrestled Carlito. I said, holy fuck, man,
<v Speaker 1>you always wrestled Carlito when I watch this show. Oh
<v Speaker 1>my god.
<v Speaker 2>He was married to Carlita the entire time he was there.
<v Speaker 1>Man, they were a team. They were feud They team,
<v Speaker 1>they feud like. This is the only thing they had
<v Speaker 1>for these two guys was each other. This is stem
<v Speaker 1>Generico of two thousand and six, two thousand and seven
<v Speaker 1>or all.
<v Speaker 2>Holy shit, dude, if they had that'd be awesome.
<v Speaker 1>Oh my god, dude. And he fucking Master locks him
<v Speaker 1>through the rungs of the ladder. Oh he shit, Now
<v Speaker 1>we're cooking. Yeah, he comes out here. He says, if
<v Speaker 1>Carlito gets in my face, I'll drop that motherfucker. You're
<v Speaker 1>not gonna be spin apples, You're gonna be spinning teeth.
<v Speaker 1>Oh shit.
<v Speaker 2>Anyways, RVD, piece of shit.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, you suck, you suck, you.
<v Speaker 2>Had a good match last night, and you won't have
<v Speaker 2>one tonight, so come out here.
<v Speaker 1>I definitely thought this was an Intercondinental title match until
<v Speaker 1>he said, listen, you think you could do it all.
<v Speaker 1>You want the intercondal title. You're mister money in the Bank.
<v Speaker 1>Well there's one thing you can't do. And I said,
<v Speaker 1>oh shit, lock him up, lock him up. He says,
<v Speaker 1>you can't break this man's master lock. Let's fucking go.
<v Speaker 1>So I thought I was like, okay, no doubt in
<v Speaker 1>my mind. RVD comes out here, fakes doing the Master
<v Speaker 1>Loock Challenge because he's gonna pick the cheer up and
<v Speaker 1>hit the vandaminator. That is all this is for. I
<v Speaker 1>was wrong, you were wrong.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, Wow, would have been cool though.
<v Speaker 1>Wow. I like that?
<v Speaker 2>Yeah?
<v Speaker 1>Like that? How the fuck is that? Not? Like they
<v Speaker 1>don't they don't do that ever? Like I don't know, Like, yeah,
<v Speaker 1>that's unbelievable. He just already comes out the Intercondinal champion
<v Speaker 1>and mister Money in the Bank comes out and does
<v Speaker 1>the Master lock challenge.
<v Speaker 2>WHOA, Yeah, this is cool, I'll do it. Have they
<v Speaker 2>ever had Chris Masters do the Master Lock Challenge and
<v Speaker 2>win a time?
<v Speaker 1>Like oh, like he challenged somebody with the title on
<v Speaker 1>the line. M yeah, they did not, but they should have.
<v Speaker 2>I mean, him winning one of the lower tier belts
<v Speaker 2>that way is like ultimate shithead stuff.
<v Speaker 1>He like, he I don't think he even tried it, right,
<v Speaker 1>like he should have.
<v Speaker 2>The Master Lock just was over until it wasn't and
<v Speaker 2>then they just I think Bobby Lashley got out of it, right,
<v Speaker 2>that's right, Yeah, dude, yeah, I mean it just kind
<v Speaker 2>of went nowhere. They should have had him do the
<v Speaker 2>Master a Lot challenge, beat somebody that had the belt,
<v Speaker 2>like in the Master Lot Challenge, and then go into
<v Speaker 2>a feud with that guy until they can finally fucking
<v Speaker 2>break out the Master Lock or whoever got gonna win
<v Speaker 2>the title. So when they do break out the master Lock,
<v Speaker 2>they get the big pop, they win the match, win
<v Speaker 2>the belt.
<v Speaker 1>Like it's all right there, easy, it's easy.
<v Speaker 2>Carlito would have broke the Master Lock challenge because that's
<v Speaker 2>the only guy he's facing, and it's a ladder war.
<v Speaker 2>And in the middle of the ladder war, they sit
<v Speaker 2>down and do the Master Lock Challenge and then Carlito
<v Speaker 2>breaks out of Oh.
<v Speaker 1>My god, he hits the backstabber. He wins. They do
<v Speaker 1>the masterlock challenge with Carlito sitting on top of the
<v Speaker 1>ladder faster.
<v Speaker 2>Oh my god, holy shit, and then backstabber off the
<v Speaker 2>ladder to a bridged ladder. Oh my god, yeah, Steve
<v Speaker 2>Erica style. So RVD literally he comes out here, he
<v Speaker 2>sits down in his chair and Chris Masters locks him up.
<v Speaker 1>They do it. This is like there was no Shenanigans
<v Speaker 1>until there was. But it wasn't like Rvidy was about
<v Speaker 1>to lose the Maskelak challenge.
<v Speaker 2>I could break that, Hey, I could break that. I
<v Speaker 2>can break these cups. You think I haven't been shut
<v Speaker 2>down before. I could do this on concrete. This is
<v Speaker 2>not a problem to me. Shelton Benjamin thing comes down
<v Speaker 2>as RVD. I mean, he's legit about to lose the master.
<v Speaker 1>He's not even like didn't even hint that Arbady was
<v Speaker 1>breaking out of it, which probably would have made more sense,
<v Speaker 1>right like he like Arbaty's like nearly there, like Masters
<v Speaker 1>is wide eyed struggling, So Shelton has to come out
<v Speaker 1>and fuck Armity up. No, Armdy's like about to pass out,
<v Speaker 1>and Sean comes out and starts punching him in his head.
<v Speaker 2>I mean that is super funny.
<v Speaker 6>I means, has that ship in rv D. RVD is struggling,
<v Speaker 6>he's ragged on him and then Shutting Vision runs down
<v Speaker 6>and just starts punching in the head Like what the fuck?
<v Speaker 2>I mean that ship was funny as fun though. I mean,
<v Speaker 2>he just basically comes out of nowhere starts punching his
<v Speaker 2>ship out of his dude.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, dude, they set him up. They set rvd's ass up,
<v Speaker 1>and that is not cool.
<v Speaker 2>Carlino comes down with a chair and him and RVD
<v Speaker 2>get them out of the ring.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, man, Corldo hits masters with a chair and Shelton
<v Speaker 1>powders uh and thank god we I mean, we went
<v Speaker 1>to any segments without the Spirit Squad. So Nikki, wait,
<v Speaker 1>that's us. I'm here to show the world.
<v Speaker 2>That's all I'm looking for.
<v Speaker 1>So Nikki is here and he says, hey, knock it off.
<v Speaker 1>I'm the general manager, God damn it, and as co
<v Speaker 1>general manager, I've written a special cheer just for you.
<v Speaker 1>There's no need to scream, there's no need to shout.
<v Speaker 1>The four of you are now wrestling in a tag
<v Speaker 1>team bout and oh yeah that starts right now. Again.
<v Speaker 1>This is a babyface thing to do. He put he
<v Speaker 1>gave the people the magic they wanted to see.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I don't exactly understand any of this ship with
<v Speaker 2>the Spirit Squad. I mean, like, like I said, there
<v Speaker 2>is stuff to do with the Spirit Squad. There's a
<v Speaker 2>ton of stuff to do with the Spirit Squad, and
<v Speaker 2>they're just not doing any of it.
<v Speaker 1>Maybe they just they just no way. They just put
<v Speaker 1>shot through the table, right, that's just getting started. Yeah,
<v Speaker 1>you're right. Huh.
<v Speaker 2>Super funny part here.
<v Speaker 1>So he announces this match and a custom custom Masters
<v Speaker 1>at ringside, and Master says, oh, come on, I'm not
<v Speaker 1>ready for that. I was doing the Master Lock Challenge
<v Speaker 1>and he doesn't talk. I was doing the Master shit.
<v Speaker 1>Go on. Fuck Instead, we gotta have a shitty match.
<v Speaker 2>Chris Masters is the.
<v Speaker 1>Heel and he's mad at the Heel general manager for
<v Speaker 1>making a mask.
<v Speaker 2>Dude.
<v Speaker 1>Something seriously lost the translation here, man.
<v Speaker 2>So yeah, man, we have Chris Masters and shouting Benjamin
<v Speaker 2>versus Carlito and Rob van Dam. During the commercial, Chris
<v Speaker 2>Masters hit a power slam on rv D and now
<v Speaker 2>he's getting some heat, of course, and.
<v Speaker 1>You would have seen that if you were on w
<v Speaker 1>dot com. Unlimited. You fucking stupid ass bastard like you,
<v Speaker 1>Why are you wasted time? Like, get on this fucking
<v Speaker 1>this is crazy.
<v Speaker 2>I'm in the middle of an oblivion gate right now.
<v Speaker 1>Dude, No fucking shot like w Unlimited's got what you need.
<v Speaker 1>You're fucking sit on your couch at home. Nothing. You
<v Speaker 1>gotta go on Unlimited. They got Maria, They got Maria Unlimited.
<v Speaker 1>That should have been the w fucking olimited commercial. Literally,
<v Speaker 1>let's pass as you by.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, So we go backstage. Vince McMahon and Candace Michelle
<v Speaker 2>are making out.
<v Speaker 1>There's no like, there's no one walks in. It's just
<v Speaker 1>they're just they just show that.
<v Speaker 2>Yep. And we come back to the match and Shelton
<v Speaker 2>is working on RvDs back now.
<v Speaker 1>Some more heat, brother, we needed some more heat on
<v Speaker 1>this show.
<v Speaker 2>A ref in hands, Joey Styles, a note just fuck you.
<v Speaker 2>It wasn't even like from anybody. They just came up
<v Speaker 2>with a storyline like on the flip the ref like
<v Speaker 2>shoot headed him, a note that said fuck you.
<v Speaker 1>A ref comes up and a note and it's a
<v Speaker 1>crude drog of boobs. J just's what.
<v Speaker 2>RVD says, what what was that?
<v Speaker 5>What was that?
<v Speaker 6>What he.
<v Speaker 1>Rob fucking get the ring? What the fuck? How are
<v Speaker 1>you over here? It's just he no, it's wrong, all right.
<v Speaker 1>So yeah, Lola says, oh, what's this now? You can't
<v Speaker 1>be handing notes of the broadcast called the match and Joey,
<v Speaker 1>you're telling me to call the match? Yeah, fuck you, buddy,
<v Speaker 1>he's son of a bitch. So Joey reads this note
<v Speaker 1>and he says, well, apparently the co general managers of
<v Speaker 1>the Evening the Spirit Squad, want to see me right
<v Speaker 1>now during a live television broadcast.
<v Speaker 2>Well, Shulton hits a high kick on Carlito. Here, RvDs
<v Speaker 2>up on top and he hits a sid kick all
<v Speaker 2>the way across the ring to Shelton.
<v Speaker 1>This is video game asque how much fucking distance r
<v Speaker 1>Wedy clears here? Like this is unreal impressive that not
<v Speaker 1>only he can do this get that distance, but land
<v Speaker 1>without breaking all of his legs.
<v Speaker 2>Chris Masters goes for the mother fin bomb, but Carlito
<v Speaker 2>gets down and hits the backstabber.
<v Speaker 1>I mean that's a good you know they were doing
<v Speaker 1>that all the time too, Like that was the finish
<v Speaker 1>of a lot of the house show matches for sure.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, they practiced that one a lot, for sure.
<v Speaker 1>Never in a million years, James, There's been a lot
<v Speaker 1>on the show that I couldn't predict. Never in a
<v Speaker 1>million years that I see what was coming next coming.
<v Speaker 2>Shelton goes to use the chair here, but Charlie Haass,
<v Speaker 2>one of the top acts two thousand and six for aw.
<v Speaker 1>The Click member, Charlie assins here.
<v Speaker 2>Thousand and six. Clit Clint, Yeah, yeah, you are in
<v Speaker 2>the Clint brother, you aren't in the Click.
<v Speaker 1>I'll tell you that I have the Click commander. Yeah.
<v Speaker 2>So as Shelton goes to use the chair here, but
<v Speaker 2>Charlie Hass shows up, grabs the chair, and this allows
<v Speaker 2>Carlito to roll up Shelton and pick up the win.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah. Charlie Haass leaves through the crowd because he did
<v Speaker 1>the deed. Carlito is very happy. He must think this
<v Speaker 1>is cool. Shelton is in the ring, very confused. He
<v Speaker 1>must not know that Charlie has still works here.
<v Speaker 2>Dude. I mean, Carlito on RVD is a cool team.
<v Speaker 2>I mean they both are fucking with cool heavy.
<v Speaker 1>Holy shit, You're right, that is fucking awesome. They should
<v Speaker 1>have ran with that for a while.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, he doesn't spit in an rvd's face.
<v Speaker 1>You, Uh, no, no, if anything, he's just blowing smoke.
<v Speaker 2>Dude, Holy shit, they should have been back chairs. Charlie
<v Speaker 2>hass coming out here, by the way and taking the chair.
<v Speaker 2>This match and this postmatch felt like twenty ten roh.
<v Speaker 1>Oh, my good god, you're right. What the fuck Jesus dude, Yeah,
<v Speaker 1>there's a lot of twenty ten roh on this entire show. Actually, right.
<v Speaker 2>Backstage segment, Joey Styles is now here with the Spirit
<v Speaker 2>Squad and he's just trying to do his job.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, so they invite him into what I assume is
<v Speaker 1>the Spirit Squad room. It's very similar to the Midian
<v Speaker 1>Room and the Black Rain Room. This is just the
<v Speaker 1>Spirits Squad room, which has green and white balloons. That's
<v Speaker 1>how they get down here. And uh, they invite Joey
<v Speaker 1>into the room and Kenny says, Joey, come on, Joey,
<v Speaker 1>sit down, and he pushes Joey down on the couch
<v Speaker 1>and the Spirits Squad are all surrounding him all like god,
<v Speaker 1>they're prankically on top of them, and Joey says, you know,
<v Speaker 1>we're doing a live TV show and Kenny says, I
<v Speaker 1>realized that we're the general managers. We've been booking a
<v Speaker 1>shitty as show. I know what's got here.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, we think think match. Thanks Joey, I probably think
<v Speaker 2>it sucks. Yeah, Mitch starts putting his ass on the
<v Speaker 2>ground and going around the room.
<v Speaker 1>It sucks. Joey lay on the floor. He's gonna do
<v Speaker 1>the ass fucking thing to Eve real quick.
<v Speaker 5>Well.
<v Speaker 1>Kenny says, you know why you're here because you have
<v Speaker 1>no spirit, and Joey says, I'm just calling the matches.
<v Speaker 1>I'm doing my job and Johnny says, well, you're doing
<v Speaker 1>a lousy job. Not me. Spirit squad, Johnny, he says,
<v Speaker 1>you have a distinct lack of spear. It's appalling. Kenny's
<v Speaker 1>about to become the youngest w champ of all time.
<v Speaker 1>He doesn't need your negative energy bringing him down. And
<v Speaker 1>Joey says negative energy. I'm just doing my job and
<v Speaker 1>Nicky says, you're gonna have to do a better job
<v Speaker 1>than that, and if you don't, we're gonna tell mister
<v Speaker 1>man you have to wear this next week. Joel Mikey. So, Mikey.
<v Speaker 1>They must have figured that this would like they did
<v Speaker 1>the thing earlier James, and then they were like, oh,
<v Speaker 1>we should have We should have embarrassed the dudes with
<v Speaker 1>this because he pulls out the cheerleader outfit and they
<v Speaker 1>put it on Joey's body and say, oh, you're gonna
<v Speaker 1>have to wear this.
<v Speaker 2>They should have brought out Cane's outfit. We're gonna make
<v Speaker 2>you wear this, Oh my god.
<v Speaker 1>So uh. Nicky says, we had four cheerleaders out there tonight.
<v Speaker 1>Next week it is gonna be one more, uh, and
<v Speaker 1>we made this inst your size, and Nicky says, let
<v Speaker 1>me hear you say it. The new w W champion
<v Speaker 1>is Kenny. And Joey says, are you serious? And they
<v Speaker 1>all fucking hound him to say it, and Joey says,
<v Speaker 1>the new w champion is Kenny. What the fuck? What
<v Speaker 1>the fuck? What the fuck? They are losing their fucking
<v Speaker 1>minds that he fucked us up. I'm surprised they didn't
<v Speaker 1>all just start stomping him Albaret there, which would have
<v Speaker 1>been very funny.
<v Speaker 2>By the way, Hey guys, I don't know if you
<v Speaker 2>watched the show. I'm not the color commensator. That would
<v Speaker 2>be Jerry Lawler steal.
<v Speaker 1>No, we don't watch the show. Can you see how
<v Speaker 1>the show's running. We don't watch the show. Yeah, So
<v Speaker 1>Joey says, the nude w B champion is Kenny, and
<v Speaker 1>Kenny says, let me show you how it's done. Oh,
<v Speaker 1>my god, the nude w B Champion Kenny Kenny. This
<v Speaker 1>may be dude. Okay, I did think that too. I
<v Speaker 1>was like, wow, there is this is pretty close. Kenny
<v Speaker 1>yelling Kenny at him did fucking make me laft because
<v Speaker 1>he just says it's so obnoxious.
<v Speaker 2>He's just staring right at him.
<v Speaker 1>Got a. He says, now get out here and start
<v Speaker 1>practicing and finish your job. And they throw Joey out
<v Speaker 1>of the room and Kenny throws a balloon at him,
<v Speaker 1>and Kenny is just staring out of the room. It's
<v Speaker 1>just him standing there. Got it? Got it?
<v Speaker 2>He's like a fucking Pokemon. Well now it's time for
<v Speaker 2>the Joey Styles backlash segment.
<v Speaker 1>My god, I cherished this promo. I have referenced this
<v Speaker 1>through probably. I mean, I don't know if there's a
<v Speaker 1>year that has gone by that I haven't referenced part
<v Speaker 1>of this promo on something I thought, especially on the legacy.
<v Speaker 1>I love this promo. Fucking so much. James brought up
<v Speaker 1>this episode to me and I immediately started quoting it
<v Speaker 1>to him.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, that was funny.
<v Speaker 1>I was super excited to talk about this. So Jerry
<v Speaker 1>Lawler is of course he had to call the rest
<v Speaker 1>of that tag match that we just saw. He was alone,
<v Speaker 1>and now Joey Styles is coming back the ringside and
<v Speaker 1>Jerry's standing up. He's on the mic so the house
<v Speaker 1>can hear him, and Jerry says, okay, everyone, he's coming back.
<v Speaker 1>Let's hear it for our lead announcer and future cheerleader.
<v Speaker 1>Joey Styles. Go on, Joey, and he says, let me
<v Speaker 1>hear you say you're lying. Let me hear you say
<v Speaker 1>the new w champion is kiddy God. Joey say what spirit?
<v Speaker 1>Joey's obviously not fucking having it, and Joey says, how
<v Speaker 1>about if we just do our jobs, King and call
<v Speaker 1>a wrestling match?
<v Speaker 2>I mean, it is so good. How about we just
<v Speaker 2>called the pro wrestling in the ring. How about that?
<v Speaker 1>What is that what we were doing? Fuck that? I'll
<v Speaker 1>do anything but fucking call another match like that one?
<v Speaker 1>You call this pro wrestling? Really? So Jerry says, come on, Joey,
<v Speaker 1>let's show us a spirit. If you were to a
<v Speaker 1>c W, you'd be that spirit. I can hear it now.
<v Speaker 1>Oh my god, Joey says, if I was in e
<v Speaker 1>c W, you'd be on correct. Yeah, Joey says, this
<v Speaker 1>was e CW. I wouldn't be working with a hack
<v Speaker 1>like you. No hack was hack was w CW. He
<v Speaker 1>was Sandman there.
<v Speaker 2>I hate you, dude.
<v Speaker 1>There's a group of dudes like in the front row
<v Speaker 1>right behind him that are super egging this on and
<v Speaker 1>they like added to a ton. So Jerry says, oh, yeah,
<v Speaker 1>you know what, that's good. Joey's showed some spirit, and
<v Speaker 1>Joy says, can you want to see some spirit? And
<v Speaker 1>he gives them a light push. How's that for spirit?
<v Speaker 1>He double shoves him. How's that for spirit? Then Joey
<v Speaker 1>slaps the fuck out of Jerry. Lawler gives him a
<v Speaker 1>fucking good one here, dude.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, and King pushes him back over. He says, you
<v Speaker 2>little idiot, drop.
<v Speaker 1>The normal fucking Lawler voice. Idiot Pie faces him, Joey
<v Speaker 1>flips over his chair and then Joey storms away. He
<v Speaker 1>goes up the ramp. There's e C dub chance.
<v Speaker 2>Dude, it's like super easy to forget sometimes that Lawler's
<v Speaker 2>commentary voice and then Lawler as a wrestler's voice are
<v Speaker 2>differently different. Yeah, like when Lawler came into E. C
<v Speaker 2>W and shit like the you little idiot thing sounded
<v Speaker 2>so much like Lawler from that time period with rushing down.
<v Speaker 2>He said you little idiot and then like he just
<v Speaker 2>goes right back to oh.
<v Speaker 1>Come on, okay, sorry got him? Yeah, So we uh
<v Speaker 1>we we got a commercial, we get a recap which
<v Speaker 1>just happened, and Lawler is still a commentary here. He's
<v Speaker 1>on the mic, the house mic, and uh, he says,
<v Speaker 1>let me all right listen. Uh during the break, I
<v Speaker 1>apologize to the fans, and right now, I'd like to
<v Speaker 1>take this opportunity to apologize to you. Joey styles my fault,
<v Speaker 1>you know, just trying to have a little fun. We
<v Speaker 1>just has a funny here on wrong I do. Joey
<v Speaker 1>walks back out onto the top of the ramp and
<v Speaker 1>he's got a mic. So Joey says, you want to apologize,
<v Speaker 1>like nothing happened, Like you didn't just knock me on
<v Speaker 1>my ass in front of millions of people worldwide. And
<v Speaker 1>I'm gonna come down there and work with you. I'm
<v Speaker 1>not coming back, and now, thanks to the magic of
<v Speaker 1>live television, I'm gonna show the whole world why. For
<v Speaker 1>seven years at ECW, I was the unscripted, uncensored, loose
<v Speaker 1>Canada commentary.
<v Speaker 2>He's like, un.
<v Speaker 1>He's ready to fucking go. Six months ago, WWE called.
<v Speaker 2>Me, all right, I love I love that first liner there. Yeah,
<v Speaker 2>six months ago.
<v Speaker 1>W W called me. I didn't call this company because
<v Speaker 1>I was looking for a job. I didn't need a job.
<v Speaker 1>W w E called me because they had humiliated and
<v Speaker 1>fired again Jim Ross. Oh hell yeah, yeah, Joey, you
<v Speaker 1>fucking suns upches. Fuck you? What the fuck? So I
<v Speaker 1>get JR Spot and from week one, week after week,
<v Speaker 1>I got an ongoing lecture on the differences on professional
<v Speaker 1>wrestling and sports entertainment. Dude to howl, how old were we?
<v Speaker 5>You know?
<v Speaker 1>Six? I was what yeah? Okay, I was probably right
<v Speaker 1>there too. Then I was eating this up. Thirteen year
<v Speaker 1>old Johnny was dude. Thirteen year old Johnny was full
<v Speaker 1>smart already, and I was super fuck sports entertainment. Let's
<v Speaker 1>go to TNA. I'm indied out like fuck. All the
<v Speaker 1>rest of this ship.
<v Speaker 2>There was balance in the pro wrestling world. You know,
<v Speaker 2>you had to take a stand. Yeah, you were either
<v Speaker 2>sports entertainment or you were pro wrestling. Like you were
<v Speaker 2>either watching fucking czw r OH or you were watching
<v Speaker 2>WWE or you're watching TNA. There was like there were
<v Speaker 2>places to be for everybody, Like whatever you liked, you.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, and it was cool to like stay in your lane.
<v Speaker 1>That was fucking totally cool. And I was fucking riding
<v Speaker 1>for the wrestling. So I especially as an ECY fan,
<v Speaker 1>I was like, Oh, let's fucking go, Joe, you goddamn style.
<v Speaker 1>So Joece's I'm not allow to say wrestling. I'm not
<v Speaker 1>anna say wrestler. I gotta say sports entertainment and refer
<v Speaker 1>to the wrestlers as superstars. I'm told to ignore the
<v Speaker 1>moves and the holds in the matches so I could
<v Speaker 1>tell stories. Well, ignoring the moves and the holds is
<v Speaker 1>damn insulting to the athletes, the wrestlers who leave their
<v Speaker 1>families three hundred days a year to apply their craft
<v Speaker 1>in that ring. Whoa, I'm fist pumping. I'm fucking fist pumping, dude, craft, dude,
<v Speaker 1>they are fucking eating it up. So here's the best part.
<v Speaker 1>Because I'm not a sports entertainment storyteller, I get pulled
<v Speaker 1>from WrestleMania. I'm a company guy. I swallow the pill.
<v Speaker 1>And the reason I'm given is is that I don't
<v Speaker 1>sound like Jim Ross, who's the guy they fired in
<v Speaker 1>the first place. That makes sense, Right, Then I get
<v Speaker 1>bumped from backlash. I'm not good enough to call backlash.
<v Speaker 1>That is a legendary line.
<v Speaker 2>That's that's where the primo turned into legend territory.
<v Speaker 1>Yes, dude, I'm not good enough to call backlash, which.
<v Speaker 2>Like I get bumped from backlash.
<v Speaker 1>I'm not good enough to call backlash, which is like
<v Speaker 1>so fucking funny because like I don't even know at
<v Speaker 1>the time, like I understood that, like that's Joey's Like
<v Speaker 1>backlash is a shitty paper view view, right, and like
<v Speaker 1>I got, I'm not good called blacklash in ECW. I
<v Speaker 1>called live pay per views on my own solo no
<v Speaker 1>color commentators dragging me down wasn't done before me, hasn't
<v Speaker 1>been done since. Oh my god, oh my god, he's
<v Speaker 1>oh my god, you can't stop this guy.
<v Speaker 2>He's going for it.
<v Speaker 1>He's going for it. But I'm not good enough to
<v Speaker 1>call backlash because I'm not a sports entertainment storyteller. Well,
<v Speaker 1>you know what, I'm sick of sports entertainment. I am
<v Speaker 1>sick of male cheerleaders. I am sick of boogers and
<v Speaker 1>bathroom humor and semen, and I am sick of our
<v Speaker 1>chairman who likes to talk about his own semen. He
<v Speaker 1>mocks God, he mocks God.
<v Speaker 2>Holy shit, dude, dude, he mocks God.
<v Speaker 1>He mocked God.
<v Speaker 2>Like I am sick of semen, semen stayed dresses, see
<v Speaker 2>semen dresses, semen st Monica Lewinsky, More pigs, more pigs.
<v Speaker 2>You know what really pisses me off?
<v Speaker 1>More pigs, more semen stained, more pigs, more pigs, male cheerleaders, semen, pigs. Dude,
<v Speaker 1>I have quoted. He mocks God with slip like I mean,
<v Speaker 1>fucking up ka jillion times God God and makes up
<v Speaker 1>with the divas all defeat his own insatiable ego. I
<v Speaker 1>am sick of sports entertainment, and most of all, I
<v Speaker 1>am sick of you fans who actually buy into that crap,
<v Speaker 1>this sports entertainment circus. That's the only thing I wish
<v Speaker 1>he didn't do. He didn't have to fucking go like
<v Speaker 1>anti fan here, like he's got his own agenda. But
<v Speaker 1>I get it was more like make this as real
<v Speaker 1>as possible, so fucking fire on everybody, right, this.
<v Speaker 2>Was Roh was doing to the CZW fans that death
<v Speaker 2>match bullshit, and I was fucking thrown shit thing.
<v Speaker 1>Fuck you, fuck you, Jim Cornett, you fucking shit, fuck you.
<v Speaker 1>Zach dig beat his ass. I never needed this job,
<v Speaker 1>and I don't want this job anymore, and this is baller.
<v Speaker 1>Joey takes the flag off the mic and he chucks
<v Speaker 1>it behind him. I quit, and he flips the mic
<v Speaker 1>and walks out. Oh man, that's a bad motherfucker right there.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, Lawler says, all right, well, all right, damn.
<v Speaker 1>Shit.
<v Speaker 2>I try to get him out of the gutter. I
<v Speaker 2>guess he doesn't want to. Maybe joe form more at
<v Speaker 2>home in a bingle hall kiss Paul Hayman's ass.
<v Speaker 1>Anyways, had to try to get some heat back, right,
<v Speaker 1>But man, you got scorched, Like this is killer, This
<v Speaker 1>is a kill Like there are dudes that they're pushing
<v Speaker 1>that have never cut a promo like this in their
<v Speaker 1>entire lives, you know, Like he.
<v Speaker 2>For what they asked him to do or whatever they
<v Speaker 2>asked him for this segment. I mean, he had a
<v Speaker 2>great promo here. It's probably the most fired up and
<v Speaker 2>like pro wrestling esque promo on the entire show.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, dude, it's super memorable too, Like yeah right, how
<v Speaker 1>many of these like can you people remember and the
<v Speaker 1>Joey Styles turn like you know turn or what are
<v Speaker 1>you quitting? Fucking super memorable from this era. By the way,
<v Speaker 1>an interesting thing here from The Observer on me eighth.
<v Speaker 1>An interesting note to my says is that most assumed
<v Speaker 1>that it was Paul Hayman writing Joey's promo, but it
<v Speaker 1>was in fact not written by Hayman nor the w
<v Speaker 1>W writers. Hayman was not even aware of the content
<v Speaker 1>of the promo at the time. Styles deserves full credit
<v Speaker 1>for the promo as he was given leeway to say
<v Speaker 1>what he wanted based on reality, and Vince McMahon only
<v Speaker 1>asked him to go for the Juguler fuck Boy, oil
<v Speaker 1>Boy Diddy.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I mean, once you see it, it's hard to
<v Speaker 2>forget it. Well, now it's time for John Cena versus
<v Speaker 2>Kenny Kenny WWE Championship Match. Triple Ah is the special
<v Speaker 2>guest referee Todd Grisham is now on commentary and the
<v Speaker 2>Spears squad have an airhorn.
<v Speaker 1>Holy fuck man, it's a fucking nightmare.
<v Speaker 2>Man.
<v Speaker 1>I I ate too close to when I went to sleep,
<v Speaker 1>and this is what I'm dreaming up, this fucking scenario
<v Speaker 1>right here. Man. By the way, they did show a
<v Speaker 1>graphic earlier when they when they did it, eventually announced
<v Speaker 1>that Triple H was gonna be the ref and uh
<v Speaker 1>it was. They should have seen him, Kenny, and then
<v Speaker 1>of course Triple H had the photoshops refree shirt on.
<v Speaker 2>That's classic. I mean, we're not even too far removed. Yeah,
<v Speaker 2>we're still in CRTI era. They love doing that. Shit.
<v Speaker 1>We're not h yet, are we. Yeah, I guess it's
<v Speaker 1>still it's still prevalent. Yeah, yah yeah. Triple H of
<v Speaker 1>course coming out to the King of Kings theme song
<v Speaker 1>is yeah from the album that yes on Reckless attent Yeah,
<v Speaker 1>I know, you know when that came out, I did
<v Speaker 1>like that.
<v Speaker 2>Well, Sena comes down here, him and Triple H have
<v Speaker 2>a stare down. Kenny tries to take advantage early here,
<v Speaker 2>but Sina instantly takes him down and hits his patented
<v Speaker 2>elbow drop you.
<v Speaker 1>Don't even have to know anything about wrestling to see
<v Speaker 1>that off rip. Here, Sena is very loudly calling spots
<v Speaker 1>to Kenny.
<v Speaker 2>I'm gonna assume here that like just because you know
<v Speaker 2>Kenny's twenty, he's green, Like yeah, right, yeah, he's green
<v Speaker 2>in his first big deal here that like he just
<v Speaker 2>wanted to make sure the match didn't go off the
<v Speaker 2>fucking rails or anything. Sure, yeah, but yeah, yeah, once
<v Speaker 2>you see it, once you see it the entire time,
<v Speaker 2>it's hard to take your eyes off of it.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, a whole match to like even Sina super loud,
<v Speaker 1>he calls for like a stalling supplex. I'm like, oh man,
<v Speaker 1>he like has to walk him through this hole in
<v Speaker 1>his hand.
<v Speaker 2>Well, dude, you know, Scene is not the best at
<v Speaker 2>hiding his calls anyways, he never has been.
<v Speaker 1>No, he legendarily is a fucking call spot loud guy.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, and like once or twice I'm like whatever, you know,
<v Speaker 2>I know the deal, so I'm not like whatever, but
<v Speaker 2>it legit is, like it's pretty nuts. When you watch
<v Speaker 2>the match. He hits the delayed vertical suplex, like he
<v Speaker 2>grabs him for the suplex and like he like undoes
<v Speaker 2>the suplex for a second and looks down and tells
<v Speaker 2>him like, hey, delayed vertical suplex.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, bright, like you should. If if there's any reason
<v Speaker 1>to watch this match, it's just to see, like how
<v Speaker 1>Sena controls this and calls this.
<v Speaker 2>So KD goes for a cross body here, but uh,
<v Speaker 2>Sena catches him for the fu and of course triple
<v Speaker 2>h walks over and punches Sena in the head. Dude,
<v Speaker 2>I mean that not.
<v Speaker 1>Even like he wasn't fired up or anything. It was
<v Speaker 1>a very nonchalot. He walks up and decks Sena and
<v Speaker 1>lays him out, and the Spirit Squad so fired up
<v Speaker 1>about this. The air horns are going nuts. Kenny's about
<v Speaker 1>to win the world title.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, Kenny's shit cansm and then the Spirit Squad beats
<v Speaker 2>Sena's ass.
<v Speaker 1>Well you know why they did that, James, And how
<v Speaker 1>they're able to do that, right.
<v Speaker 2>Because they're the Spirit Squad. That is what they said earlier.
<v Speaker 1>That is fucking they did say that. You're right, but
<v Speaker 1>you know, the Spirit Squad they got that pack of
<v Speaker 1>dog mentality, dude, dude, really, holy shit, pack a dog.
<v Speaker 1>They got the pack of dog mentality. Hell yeah, they got.
<v Speaker 2>The pack of dogs. That's what it's all about.
<v Speaker 1>That's where legends are made. The pack of dog.
<v Speaker 2>So Sina goes to hit the ropes here, but Spirit
<v Speaker 2>Squad pulls them outside and throws them into the steps.
<v Speaker 1>They got that pack of dog.
<v Speaker 2>That pack of dog. It comes out at the worst times.
<v Speaker 2>It'll get you every time. Kenny hits a jumping elbow
<v Speaker 2>on Sena and it gets a two. He follows out
<v Speaker 2>with a neck breaker here for a too.
<v Speaker 1>Dude, uh, Sina very loudly like, once again, here, I
<v Speaker 1>only wrote the ones that I were like super obvious.
<v Speaker 1>He legit says, do your neck break?
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, no problem. I was going to.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, that's one of my moves I have to do.
<v Speaker 2>So Johnsona tries to fight up here, but Kenny hits
<v Speaker 2>a DDT for a two. Kenny then gets up, fires up,
<v Speaker 2>he's pissed the fuck off, and he pushes Triple H.
<v Speaker 1>Okay one. I think it's very funny that Kenny's doing
<v Speaker 1>neck breaker DDT leaping back elbow and he's shocked that
<v Speaker 1>these aren't winning the matches. Well.
<v Speaker 2>Triple H then punches Kenny and then hits a pedigree
<v Speaker 2>on the mitch.
<v Speaker 1>Fuck God. Damn it. Min should have sold it by
<v Speaker 1>rubbing his ASDs on the floor and powdering you. Yeah,
<v Speaker 1>he powders underneath the bottom rope this way.
<v Speaker 2>Triple H then takes off the ref shirt and says
<v Speaker 2>fuck you guys and leaves.
<v Speaker 1>He legit says fuck all you and just leaves and
<v Speaker 1>he goes up the ramp and then the Spirit Squad
<v Speaker 1>get in with that pack of dog and they beat
<v Speaker 1>the fuck out of SNA.
<v Speaker 2>Triple H then walks up the ramp. HBK comes out
<v Speaker 2>on the ramp. He's in a ref shirt because he
<v Speaker 2>had his from earlier, and they stare down who's the
<v Speaker 2>real referee?
<v Speaker 1>They both telepathically question if they want to go into
<v Speaker 1>a three month angle with the Spirit Squad starting now.
<v Speaker 2>Tripale Ah said, no way, but.
<v Speaker 1>Maybe we can dump a bunch of poop on them.
<v Speaker 2>Kenny hits a huge leg drop on Sena in the
<v Speaker 2>ring here. That would have been a three. Yeah, I
<v Speaker 2>believe that becomes Katie's finish right it is.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah. I don't know if it's a name, but it's
<v Speaker 1>it's in the games as it's finished.
<v Speaker 2>I know that much. Yeah, that would have been a three.
<v Speaker 2>But Sean stops counting it too, So technically, ay d
<v Speaker 2>did be John Cena here.
<v Speaker 1>I didn't even consider that. I mean, you know, he
<v Speaker 1>did get fucking spelunked by this Beard squad, but it
<v Speaker 1>would have been a visual three.
<v Speaker 2>Do you think they would have done it where everyone
<v Speaker 2>was the WWE champion in the team?
<v Speaker 1>Okay, like two thousand and six means nothing to me,
<v Speaker 1>like the titles or anything, So like they should have did.
<v Speaker 1>They should have like that happening and Masterlock challenge to
<v Speaker 1>win a title like he should have all been happening
<v Speaker 1>at the same time.
<v Speaker 2>Here, yeah, my man, Mitch is rubbing his ass on
<v Speaker 2>the ground with the w championship. That's even funny, like
<v Speaker 2>Manda doing.
<v Speaker 1>The to the Kenny wins it. Immediately the next week
<v Speaker 1>they're like, oh, we're all champion, and then goddamn fucking
<v Speaker 1>Mitch has to defend the title and immediately loses it.
<v Speaker 2>Oh sorry about that, fuck fuck man so sewn Michaels
<v Speaker 2>of course hits Kenny with the sweet Him music. Oh wait,
<v Speaker 2>no he didn't. Who do he hit with the sweetchim
<v Speaker 2>He was it Kenny?
<v Speaker 1>It was Kenny, because Kenny flips out and he pulls
<v Speaker 1>the shraps down. He's on a Shawn and then he
<v Speaker 1>fucking sweeching music something and then he eventually he sweeching
<v Speaker 1>music's Johnny when him and Sena start getting on the stong.
<v Speaker 2>Okay, right, that's where I'm getting mixed on my head.
<v Speaker 2>So Seawn Michaels hits him with the sweet Him music here,
<v Speaker 2>he tells the Spirit Squad to suck it. John Cena
<v Speaker 2>and Sean then beat the Spirit Squad's ass.
<v Speaker 1>Dude, yeah, they pillar to post.
<v Speaker 2>John Sena hits the five knuckle shuffle on Johnny with
<v Speaker 2>jumping theatrics.
<v Speaker 1>Dude, yeah, the fucking the Randy orton.
<v Speaker 2>Sean then follows up with a superkick here, and Sena
<v Speaker 2>hits Kenny with the fu and picks up the win.
<v Speaker 1>Yup. Sean counts to three, and the Spirit Squad had
<v Speaker 1>been dealt with, and Sena poses with the title as
<v Speaker 1>we end this show, Spirit Squad have been beaten. Of course,
<v Speaker 1>I mean, like, what's stopping Vince from always doing this? Hey,
<v Speaker 1>Spirit Squad, okay, just do it again.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, that's a great question.
<v Speaker 1>Like I'm assuming that Sena losing and I don't know
<v Speaker 1>how this goes obviously, and people will know. But like
<v Speaker 1>Vince saying, you guys did a fucking horrible job at GMS,
<v Speaker 1>would never do this again is probably why that happens.
<v Speaker 1>But yeah, like all right, Spirit Squad ressus Sena five
<v Speaker 1>on one for the w title. I do. By the way, James,
<v Speaker 1>I wanted to note this here. I have this from
<v Speaker 1>the Observer as well. We were talking about the rating
<v Speaker 1>of the show. I have the segment by segment's viewer
<v Speaker 1>gain and loss. If you're interested, sure, all right. In
<v Speaker 1>the segment by segments, spirits Squad versus Eugene Goldis and
<v Speaker 1>Snitsky gained the show three hundred and seven thousand viewers,
<v Speaker 1>though we're net positive for the Gold The Big Gold One,
<v Speaker 1>Caine versus Conway with michaels As the Ref gained one
<v Speaker 1>hundred and eighty two thousand viewers. Umaga versus Rory Fox
<v Speaker 1>plus Vince's Backstage with Candas and Triple H gained two
<v Speaker 1>hundred and twenty one thousand viewers. Edge and Lida Interviewing
<v Speaker 1>Fully gained one hundred and twenty five thousand viewers. Masters
<v Speaker 1>In Benjamin versus Already and Carlito lost four hundred and
<v Speaker 1>thirty four thousand viewers.
<v Speaker 2>Wow, holy shit.
<v Speaker 1>That's fucking nuts. The Spirit Squad, backstage stuff with Joey.
<v Speaker 1>I guess they showed a see No Evil trailer and
<v Speaker 1>then the Joey Lawler altercation lost eighty five thousand viewers.
<v Speaker 1>Meltzer says, I presume the Kane trailer was a turn
<v Speaker 1>off and lost four more than the other segments. The
<v Speaker 1>Styles promo gained four hundred and ninety nine thousand viewers
<v Speaker 1>in his setment that's usually a losing segment, and and
<v Speaker 1>the Big One scenea versus Kenny gained one million and
<v Speaker 1>eighty eight thousand viewers as one of the most successful
<v Speaker 1>segments of the year.
<v Speaker 2>There it is.
<v Speaker 1>How about that Kenny, the draw.
<v Speaker 2>The god ad KD Man give them a push?
<v Speaker 1>How about that? Well they try and then then they
<v Speaker 1>stop trying, very very quickly, very quickly, they stop trying.
<v Speaker 1>Odd show crazy, especially when you think this is coming
<v Speaker 1>off a pay per view, so like this was them
<v Speaker 1>coming out of a pay per view, like trying to
<v Speaker 1>keep people Like what an odd decision all around on
<v Speaker 1>this show. I don't know if there was one match
<v Speaker 1>worth ever remembering on this show.
<v Speaker 2>No, just the Joey Styles thing, yeah, like that's legit
<v Speaker 2>it which is?
<v Speaker 1>Which is crazy? Man? I'm watching R H and O six.
<v Speaker 1>Are you fucking out of your mind?
<v Speaker 2>Like what.
<v Speaker 1>Front? Yeah, Jamison's on the run the fuck out of.
<v Speaker 2>Here, eat us and seven's a good year toa yes, dude.
<v Speaker 1>Good lord. Well that is it for w Monday Night.
<v Speaker 1>We're all May first, two thousand and six, and now
<v Speaker 1>it's time for the.
<v Speaker 2>Main Let's read some fucking names, all right, Welcome to
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