Revisiting WWE RAW 2004 Kane Lita Wedding From Hell, Evolution’s Ultimatum For Randy Orton, The Rock’s Surprise Return

<v Speaker 1>D Boys are back in town.
<v Speaker 2>Welcome to the Dead podcast, episode number three hundred and
<v Speaker 2>five five. This week we are talking about Raw August
<v Speaker 2>twenty third, two thousand and four, one of the legendary
<v Speaker 2>episodes where the Rock shows up and then he leaves
<v Speaker 2>for a long time.
<v Speaker 1>I mean, that is the thing that happens. Really, what
<v Speaker 1>the episode? Why we watched it? We didn't know that,
<v Speaker 1>I guess, But why we watched it was it, of course,
<v Speaker 1>the wedding from Helen, a wedding from hell with Cain
<v Speaker 1>and Lita and.
<v Speaker 2>To Jerry with the pies.
<v Speaker 1>Yes, they don't know about that yet. They don't understand
<v Speaker 1>that yet. They'll understand that soon, though, very soon, they'll understand.
<v Speaker 2>That before to Jerry gets the pies. We have some updates.
<v Speaker 2>Watch this on the Patreon FBI versus Danny Doring and
<v Speaker 2>Amish Roadkill WWF Mass Square Garden Dark.
<v Speaker 1>Match Yes two thousand and one. ECW is fucking dead
<v Speaker 1>and Paul Hayman's trying to get his boys a jaw
<v Speaker 1>or is he brother because the story goes that Haymond
<v Speaker 1>told him to go have a ECW style match and
<v Speaker 1>the dark Match to get some jobs, and they Uh, well,
<v Speaker 1>they got in trouble for it. So you can check
<v Speaker 1>out all that went out how that went to excuse
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<v Speaker 1>Of course, the the Hogan, the infamous nWo formation, the
<v Speaker 1>New World Organization brother the Hogan, turn the crab camera,
<v Speaker 1>Jim Duggan at his finest, great fucking psychosis, trying to
<v Speaker 1>break his tailbone business like a lot of I mean
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<v Speaker 2>James SGAs for July is UFC seven.
<v Speaker 1>Yes, we're back. We're back, motherfuckers. UFC continuing on here
<v Speaker 1>UFC seven we get a super fight, a new tournament.
<v Speaker 1>Who knows what stars will be made at UFC seven
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<v Speaker 2>Only on the Patreon, a new retro sync is uploaded.
<v Speaker 2>It's WCW Nitro two thousand, San Francisco forty nine ers match.
<v Speaker 1>Yes, if you don't think you know what that match is,
<v Speaker 1>you definitely have seen the booker t holding a picture
<v Speaker 1>of Scott Hall. That is what this is from. It
<v Speaker 1>was a match where there's four boxes on four poles.
<v Speaker 1>One of them has the World Championship and other ones
<v Speaker 1>have weapons and you can win the match by getting
<v Speaker 1>the box with the world title. A very Mario Party
<v Speaker 1>esque match that we looked into. That's the retro Sink,
<v Speaker 1>which Dave does every other week. He puts up a
<v Speaker 1>combination of the footage as well as our review from
<v Speaker 1>a previous retro and they are fantastic and there's a
<v Speaker 1>ton of them up there, so you should go check them.
<v Speaker 1>I think there was like ninety of them at this point.
<v Speaker 1>Fucking hell, that's in the ten dollars and above tier
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<v Speaker 1>on the patriot.
<v Speaker 2>DPW is holding the third annual Tag Festival event Sunday,
<v Speaker 2>July thirteenth and Durham, North Carolina.
<v Speaker 1>Love that Tag wrestling, God damn love that Tag wrestling.
<v Speaker 2>The Workhorsemen and Violence Is Forever won the first two
<v Speaker 2>Tag Festival events, and they both return to this tournament
<v Speaker 2>and they win a second tournament. Or maybe the current
<v Speaker 2>Tag champions GYV can win the Tag Tournament this year.
<v Speaker 2>They came close last year they.
<v Speaker 1>Were in the finals. They were the final two with
<v Speaker 1>the VIF.
<v Speaker 2>Or maybe someone new it's a brand new world. Tickets
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<v Speaker 2>on Demand. DPW then heads to San Francisco for the
<v Speaker 2>DPW Prestige West Coast Pro Crossover Show CRUL Summer. We'll
<v Speaker 2>have lebron Cozone, the National Champion, Nicole Matthews, the Women's champion,
<v Speaker 2>Danny Luna. We'll have a lot of people out there,
<v Speaker 2>so be sure to check that event out. Tickets are
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<v Speaker 2>event on DPW on demand soon after airing. Then DPW
<v Speaker 2>heads to Jersey City, New Jersey on August tenac for
<v Speaker 2>Beast Coast World Champion Adam Priest will defend his title
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<v Speaker 2>Get in or get the fuck out. All right now,
<v Speaker 2>it is time for the Patreon shoutouts segment.
<v Speaker 1>Here we fucking go. Who's who's about to make history?
<v Speaker 1>Who's gonna make me laugh today? James? Where's the funny
<v Speaker 1>man at?
<v Speaker 2>Where are all the regular people at? I guess we'll
<v Speaker 2>see when we start in the five Dollars Tier, Jonah Murphy,
<v Speaker 2>Nick cumberbotch Ryan does Zia, Frankie Will Lawton, Stephen Baxendale,
<v Speaker 2>Val The Venus fly Trap, Ate my ass Photos Synthesis style.
<v Speaker 2>You have a big mouth to John China, and nothing
<v Speaker 2>would please me more than to overdrive your mouth with
<v Speaker 2>my ass.
<v Speaker 1>Who are you talking to?
<v Speaker 2>Godfather? Scott Hall be like, you want a who peppered
<v Speaker 2>with gunfire? Like the movie Chase Richard's son son Richard
<v Speaker 2>Chase Richard Chase yes son, Son's step son, Chase Richard's son.
<v Speaker 2>We know.
<v Speaker 1>Get it?
<v Speaker 2>Hey, Johnny, I think it's awesome that you like fish food.
<v Speaker 2>It's my favorite ice cream flavor ever. Anyways, I like
<v Speaker 2>Chase Richard's son, Holy Mother. Dylan Bentley is broken.
<v Speaker 3>Hey guys, love the pod.
<v Speaker 2>Fuck you, Johnny, like your channel funk off Cornelius longway evil.
<v Speaker 2>Scott Steiner be like, I don't even have a Madge tonight,
<v Speaker 2>but I'm still playing the guitar because I have nothing
<v Speaker 2>else to do. What am I gonna do? Sammy kat
<v Speaker 2>Bottom shelf Zaza got me feeling like no Beard amage roadkill.
<v Speaker 1>That sucks.
<v Speaker 2>Smoking that Zaza and watching Violence Is Forever Versus Matt
<v Speaker 2>Tremont and Marcus Mathers.
<v Speaker 1>What a fucking great match that was? It was fantastic,
<v Speaker 1>Like it's one of my favorite matches we've had.
<v Speaker 2>Someone tell two K, it's not too late to add
<v Speaker 2>the DLC for doctor Bunsen a honey dude and Beaker
<v Speaker 2>as managers.
<v Speaker 1>You kind of fucking talking some crazy shit right there.
<v Speaker 2>I like that, dude. Imagine if the camera like you
<v Speaker 2>activated a payback and the cameras zoomed in crazy like
<v Speaker 2>right by the ring and you grab that shit from Beaker.
<v Speaker 1>The goddamn Beaker from Beaker.
<v Speaker 2>That'd be pretty nuts.
<v Speaker 1>That'd be awesome. I'd pay a heavy amount for that.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, and he can help my team of Tyrese Hallie Burton,
<v Speaker 2>Jalen Brunston and two K Battlegrounds Damnian a little Yeah,
<v Speaker 2>that's what they need to do, is Damian Lillard from
<v Speaker 2>Battlegrounds with Doctor Bunsenatti doing Beaker. Make that DLC pack. Now,
<v Speaker 2>this is a my faction dream if I've ever heard
<v Speaker 2>one ten dollars tier Goblin mode. Is this your deal?
<v Speaker 2>Cody Putov Ty Harvey, Johnny Sharded my pants? Oh God,
<v Speaker 2>please help, Shannon, Joshua Shower, Jake Fernaro's cash Inferno.
<v Speaker 1>Why is it fucking wrint like that?
<v Speaker 2>Yeah? Did Tony just like he really likes this guy?
<v Speaker 2>You have like deadlock font as your name.
<v Speaker 1>Oh yeah, what the hell?
<v Speaker 2>Trey Goodman, Wildheart, c h I yeah, Kanti new Sally Mata,
<v Speaker 2>Barry the bing Baller, Connie Voltaire, James Moore, yusef R
<v Speaker 2>MOZOCHI see Nann Redmond. It's Decas. That was like intimidating
<v Speaker 2>on rostage twenty four. Sorry, Johnny Colts fan here again
<v Speaker 2>looking to buy low on ar rookie cards. Is now
<v Speaker 2>a good time for me to chase dude Richard's son.
<v Speaker 1>I hope, oh, I hope you never make it out
<v Speaker 1>of any playoffs ever again in your life.
<v Speaker 2>Sean Keene, toilet brush, Andrew Daniels, Isaiah Alford. It's Corvid
<v Speaker 2>and fuck you, Johnny. I just wanted to celebrate Deadlock
<v Speaker 2>three hundred and you insulted me. You love sponge head
<v Speaker 2>ass jar boner what I do?
<v Speaker 1>Fuck you? First of all, you deserve it.
<v Speaker 2>That post diarrhea calm, that's awesome, dude, Yeah, I mean
<v Speaker 2>throwing up and then just sitting there for a second afterwards.
<v Speaker 1>Also, it's like, wow, I mean, just blowing out your
<v Speaker 1>ass is like you gotta let.
<v Speaker 2>It go sometimes, aria is just throwing up out your ass.
<v Speaker 1>Holy shit, Holy fucking shit.
<v Speaker 4>J R.
<v Speaker 2>Ninety four A does Rick Flair keep coming to your
<v Speaker 2>restaurant and shitting himself? Man has ship himself like six
<v Speaker 2>times this year. Drunk is fucking bars. I am the
<v Speaker 2>massa hero Shono of jerking my peanuts. King of the
<v Speaker 2>Streets eleven, Buddy.
<v Speaker 1>We found the first one recently.
<v Speaker 2>Are you ready to throw Chase Richard's son off the
<v Speaker 2>Patreon yet? Kigfucker's David Greson. A lot of you guys
<v Speaker 2>are afraid to moan, but I'd be in my girl's
<v Speaker 2>ear like that boy is bound.
<v Speaker 1>That's nuts.
<v Speaker 2>H K norm Allman, Sean Meeklas Sierra diambra a G
<v Speaker 2>four l A Yeah, Little Jimmy on my Wang Tol
<v Speaker 2>Yang low Tier Master Shake says, go to Jersey now.
<v Speaker 1>We can't do it right now, but we can do
<v Speaker 1>it next month. August tenth.
<v Speaker 2>It's me, It's me. James sucks Beloney. I hosted a
<v Speaker 2>wrestling panel at a Furry convention and my first owner's
<v Speaker 2>name was Chase Richard's son.
<v Speaker 1>I hope it was a bad time. Low attendance.
<v Speaker 2>Jeremiah Tatum, doctor Cool, Hey Johnny, you don't suck.
<v Speaker 1>Finally, thank you, on opposite day. Okay, you could die.
<v Speaker 2>Look here, look listen, mama, there goes that man, young blood.
<v Speaker 2>My dad always warned me not to jacket too often.
<v Speaker 2>He always said, don't chafe your Richard Son Boom City
<v Speaker 2>fucking suck Josh Creek bg Oh be Croft, Brian Robert's son,
<v Speaker 2>Antonio Verde, John Thor Helm west Door. My Indian takeaway
<v Speaker 2>order is a chicken Rogan John and a pulse rice.
<v Speaker 2>Oh shit, Allstone calls drinking bleach.
<v Speaker 1>Oh shit, Oh don't.
<v Speaker 2>Go drinking salacious bee crumb. Yeah, Johnny's number one fan,
<v Speaker 2>Aarones he doesn't Smeal has the heart of gold and
<v Speaker 2>deserves praise and kindness. You assholes.
<v Speaker 1>Fuck you Aaron, Thank you.
<v Speaker 2>Buddy Arbiter from Halo three wearing a gold chain and
<v Speaker 2>boot cut jeans.
<v Speaker 1>Is that?
<v Speaker 2>What about the rock from the Scorpion King wearing the
<v Speaker 2>boot cut jeans. You should watch the show later, whit
<v Speaker 2>keep listening, you watch the show glueberity sound Dylan Thomas
<v Speaker 2>Banks A Yeah, Alexis Kerr, just the one, Steven Larsak awesome.
<v Speaker 1>Those are guys right there, one of them, just the one.
<v Speaker 2>Marcus Barrow, Jerry Lawler, I was gonna call hi, Johnny Lawler.
<v Speaker 2>Jerry Lawler going yeah, fat wet back bumps after crushing
<v Speaker 2>Bojo subremes. Richard Dressler, Hey, it's me TNA's Black Rain
<v Speaker 2>with Misty the Arctic Fox aka the Big Silver One. Hey,
<v Speaker 2>Sam Croft ps two hump in the xbox.
<v Speaker 1>Nice.
<v Speaker 2>I thought Deadlock was a softcore porno podcast. It's not,
<v Speaker 2>but I'm still gonna jerk it.
<v Speaker 1>That's the luck.
<v Speaker 2>Cameron Johnson, Tom Hey, Johnny, I'm ghost face from screen
<v Speaker 2>and I'm in your house and I'm ready to kill you.
<v Speaker 2>Any recommendations for scary movies while I wait, uh no,
<v Speaker 2>get out of my house. Peachey Mullins, Joseph Machado. My
<v Speaker 2>Finish is a four fifties splash while I'm shitting coming
<v Speaker 2>and running the coast to coast. Hey, James loves your
<v Speaker 2>dad's work on MythBusters b Bullet. They call me Nixon
<v Speaker 2>the way I make her gates water. David Johnson, kwality
<v Speaker 2>gats My Finisher is the inverted Bronco Buster. I smashed
<v Speaker 2>my mouth into someone's balls over and over until I win.
<v Speaker 2>I guess she'd mac on my grouper till I'd chase
<v Speaker 2>richards Son Roy May Skull twins fifteen dollars Tier, She'd
<v Speaker 2>chase my Richard till I chase our little Johnson around
<v Speaker 2>the living room floor with Joe versus necro on the
<v Speaker 2>TV Senior d Delicious. Yeah, I just started, Yeah, yeah,
<v Speaker 2>ravishing Tyler, Rude Kerna, Darien Boyd, Pat Cummins Cider, the
<v Speaker 2>Sigma that gave you. Ligma, Johnny and Tony smell very nice,
<v Speaker 2>but James smells like Riki. She's sloppy ass. Just a
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<v Speaker 2>All right, let's get into RAW for August twenty third,
<v Speaker 2>two thousand and four.
<v Speaker 1>There's my life in a box. My life is constantly
<v Speaker 1>in a box, and it's always about the drugs as well,
<v Speaker 1>because it's actually not life in the box anymore.
<v Speaker 3>Its the drugs.
<v Speaker 1>The drugs, about the fucking drugs. But what it's awsome
<v Speaker 1>about is some goddamn Wrestling Observer newsletter, which we will
<v Speaker 1>talk about right now because we got to see what
<v Speaker 1>was going on in wrestling at the time. How can
<v Speaker 1>we really tell you more about this RAW unless you
<v Speaker 1>know the scope of the scene at the time, especially
<v Speaker 1>miss important piece of news I have here from the
<v Speaker 1>Observer August twenty third, two thousand and four, with the
<v Speaker 1>we ready to roll out it's twenty four to seven
<v Speaker 1>television concept. Perhaps it's the most valuable nostalgia commodity. Hulk
<v Speaker 1>Hogan may have his matches tied up in a legal
<v Speaker 1>chokehold at to the recent court case that Marvel Characters
<v Speaker 1>has filed against WWE, they've added a second case against
<v Speaker 1>Terry Bolea, claiming trademark infringement and asking for one hundred
<v Speaker 1>thousand dollars. Meltzer says it has noted before. In either
<v Speaker 1>nineteen eighty four or eighty five, depending on which side
<v Speaker 1>you believe, the WF and Marvel Entertainment Group had a
<v Speaker 1>twenty year agreement where the company would have the rights
<v Speaker 1>to use Hulk name under certain provisions. So somewhere in
<v Speaker 1>here Marvel at some point there's a lot of fucking
<v Speaker 1>to this article. But Marvel at some point just ceased
<v Speaker 1>and assist WWE again like in recent days and says, hey,
<v Speaker 1>you can't use hook it anymore. And they said, hey,
<v Speaker 1>we have this fucking deal. So the argument is whether
<v Speaker 1>or not the deal is still going or not.
<v Speaker 2>Wow, they went after the two top acts and wrestling.
<v Speaker 2>They went after Hulk Hogan and the CZW Ironman Championship.
<v Speaker 1>Dude, that was the Ironman title one? Because I was
<v Speaker 1>working for CCW when that happened, so that was like
<v Speaker 1>such a weird one. I think it was uh, I
<v Speaker 1>think it was Callahan, Sammy Callahan I think had the
<v Speaker 1>title at the time, and like the Iron Man title
<v Speaker 1>was around four years at that point. Like this wasn't
<v Speaker 1>until like twenty ten that Marvel had an issue. I
<v Speaker 1>don't know if it was because Iron Man, like the
<v Speaker 1>Iron Man movies maybe popped off. Oh yeah, around the time.
<v Speaker 1>Was the first one like eight or something?
<v Speaker 3>Uh yeah, oh eight, you're right, Yeah, that's great.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah. So like maybe they were just like fuck it,
<v Speaker 1>like we're going after anything and everything iron Man, like
<v Speaker 1>we get into our body and of course, or maybe
<v Speaker 1>they heard that Zandig sold the company to DJ Hide
<v Speaker 1>and the only funck with Zandig, so they said, oh,
<v Speaker 1>fuck fucking DJ Hide, We're getting Turnman shit out J Hyde.
<v Speaker 2>That's what.
<v Speaker 1>They Or maybe they're just really pro the dig.
<v Speaker 2>They're lucky that Hulk Cogan didn't have the Booty Man
<v Speaker 2>just be Bruce Banner or something. Yeah, like that's Bruce Banner,
<v Speaker 2>the baby Man.
<v Speaker 1>That would be fucking awesome. And really, I bet if
<v Speaker 1>you asked hul Cogan, he's the name of the Hulk.
<v Speaker 1>And he also said his original idea was he wanted
<v Speaker 1>to be big and green. That never changed. Yes, yes, yes.
<v Speaker 1>In w w E News Honky tnk Man claims he's
<v Speaker 1>twice been asked, most recently for the July fifth raw
<v Speaker 1>in Winnipeg to come in and do a quick TV
<v Speaker 1>angle leading to put an ort and over. He's declined
<v Speaker 1>both times, feeling that doing a three minute squashed on
<v Speaker 1>television isn't good for his indie business. This is a worker.
<v Speaker 2>I have a guy that could do it, and he
<v Speaker 2>would do it better. Bilvis Wesley, thank you very much.
<v Speaker 2>I'd love to do a job. Mister McMahon, ohly, shit, honkey.
<v Speaker 1>Have Bilvis Wesley go out there and he's just they
<v Speaker 1>call him the honky talk man. Don't act like it's
<v Speaker 1>any different.
<v Speaker 2>It's like fake razor and fake diesel and Bruce Banner.
<v Speaker 2>That was a real person, the Banner.
<v Speaker 1>Right, of course. From The Observer, August twenty fifth, two
<v Speaker 1>thousand and four, Bam Bam Bigelow has opened a Bam
<v Speaker 1>Bam Bigelo Deli in Hamlin, PA. He said he was
<v Speaker 1>retiring a few weeks ago, but now says he might
<v Speaker 1>still wrestle on small shows, but won't be taking any
<v Speaker 1>more big bumps, table bumps or chair shots. He said
<v Speaker 1>it's the choice of giving up wrestling and having a
<v Speaker 1>chance to heal up and be healthy or continue to
<v Speaker 1>wrestle and wind up as a cripple. James, if you like,
<v Speaker 1>we're going to a Bam Bam Bigelo DELI like, what
<v Speaker 1>would you would you order? If you went there?
<v Speaker 2>Well, I'd walk up to the counter. I'd say, where's
<v Speaker 2>Bam bam Bigelo? Bring him to me? Bam bam. Bigelow
<v Speaker 2>would come up and I'd say, hello, sir, let me
<v Speaker 2>get one Bam bam Bigelow hamburger? Please?
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, sir, this is del You don't have hamburgers. And
<v Speaker 3>then he proceeds to stick his thumb in the meat
<v Speaker 3>slicer and quit. I'm over this shit already, Jason.
<v Speaker 2>Please do not talk to me like that.
<v Speaker 1>Well, I'm walking in behind James and asking for the
<v Speaker 1>bab Bigelow ham. Yeah? Can you? Can you get Mike the.
<v Speaker 2>Hey? Tell Mike I want it done all the way, sir,
<v Speaker 2>this is not Jersey, Mike's what the fuck is this place? Hamburgers? No, Mike?
<v Speaker 1>Uh? And last two things here? Or are a couple
<v Speaker 1>guys got some heat backstage? W w E I love
<v Speaker 1>when this happens. W W News. Both Hide and Reich
<v Speaker 1>and Renee Dupree Oh no problems that weekend house shows
<v Speaker 1>Hide and Reich was frustrated with the match with Scotty
<v Speaker 1>Too Hottie in Bakersfield. He was mad about Scotty missing
<v Speaker 1>a spot during his comeback, but Heid and Rech took
<v Speaker 1>the bump anyway and it looked like hell. He Rech
<v Speaker 1>got back up and was hit with a dropkick, took
<v Speaker 1>a second bump and got a fuming not so much Scotty,
<v Speaker 1>but just about the blown spot. He went crazy in
<v Speaker 1>the ring. At first, Hayman and referee Jimmy Corderos tried
<v Speaker 1>to calm him down, but he was screaming in front
<v Speaker 1>of people. Hayman pulled him backstage and again went to
<v Speaker 1>calm him down, but even after Hayman talked to him,
<v Speaker 1>he started tearing up backstage and punching himself in the head.
<v Speaker 1>Well Bubba A. Dudley then went into calm him down,
<v Speaker 1>but he didn't listen and started banging his head into
<v Speaker 1>lockers and ran screaming out the door into the parking lot,
<v Speaker 1>where he did calm down. He did come back and
<v Speaker 1>talked with Hyman and Arna Anderson, and he was okay
<v Speaker 1>by that point. I mean, I'm react.
<v Speaker 2>Calm down, Calm down to see a broad ass man
<v Speaker 2>run into the park got and slam his head into
<v Speaker 2>the wall. Okay, well.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, chocolate all over his face.
<v Speaker 2>That's gimmick.
<v Speaker 3>Hey, a giant chocolate bars like gear on the chocolate bar.
<v Speaker 2>He missed a drop gig spot with Scotty too hoty,
<v Speaker 2>so he ran into the parking lot and ran his head.
<v Speaker 3>Into the wall.
<v Speaker 5>Uh.
<v Speaker 1>And also, as we mentioned, Rendu Prix got some heat.
<v Speaker 1>There was heat on decree for stinking up a match
<v Speaker 1>with Charlie Hass with too much stalling in comedy, and
<v Speaker 1>he did call the match. He was mad at being
<v Speaker 1>fined recently. Plus you don't have to be a genius
<v Speaker 1>to see his star falling fast, Meltzer says, for reasons
<v Speaker 1>nobody really could answer, there was a spot to Prex
<v Speaker 1>was told not to do. Meltzer says, I believe it
<v Speaker 1>was his French dance, which is his trademark spot. Yeah,
<v Speaker 1>I'm the Frenchman French right, But they feel people now
<v Speaker 1>cheer when he does it, so he shouldn't be doing it. Anyway,
<v Speaker 1>He did it and ended up being fined for it.
<v Speaker 1>When Vince asked at a meeting if Dupre had an attitude. Uh,
<v Speaker 1>and if you understand the way people react from a
<v Speaker 1>proclamation from God and that company people are looking for
<v Speaker 1>examples to prove Vince was right.
<v Speaker 2>So you're telling me that this guy went out there,
<v Speaker 2>did the French tickler came back chocolate on his face.
<v Speaker 1>To the parking lot and and Spike Dudley told him
<v Speaker 1>to chill out. No, it's not. This is this is
<v Speaker 1>how the fucking dirt she's get fucked here.
<v Speaker 3>Those are the rumors.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I get all the rooms in the dirt. She's
<v Speaker 1>really like this jams.
<v Speaker 3>That's why the companies of shape it is.
<v Speaker 2>I think it's so good for this company. Right now.
<v Speaker 3>I thought, You've got French tickler guy out there dancing
<v Speaker 3>and people are laughing and cheering.
<v Speaker 2>People are laughing, having a good time. Cut that ship out.
<v Speaker 2>Stop doing that. We can turn your face or we
<v Speaker 2>can fire.
<v Speaker 1>You get them here, man, fire you actually if you
<v Speaker 1>want to be honest.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, so Renadi Prieze getting good reactions and people are
<v Speaker 2>having a good time washing, I'm just going to fire
<v Speaker 2>that mother. Are you.
<v Speaker 3>A loser? Leaves town match? I'm sorry you got here.
<v Speaker 1>You got my flight after that, No lost. Get the
<v Speaker 1>fuck out here, man Hard and get the fuck out.
<v Speaker 2>Email me.
<v Speaker 3>Ever, you stopped doing that dance right now?
<v Speaker 1>Sorry?
<v Speaker 2>What the fuck?
<v Speaker 1>Well, that is it for the Observer portion of the show.
<v Speaker 1>Now time to talk about WWE Monday Night Row, August
<v Speaker 1>twenty third, two thousand and four.
<v Speaker 2>All right, so we start with a code open here.
<v Speaker 2>This is the week after Triple H betrayed Randy Orton
<v Speaker 2>and Evolution kicked him out.
<v Speaker 1>So last Monday, Jarrison Evolution just shaved the twenty four
<v Speaker 1>year old champions Backshide because I guess they helped them
<v Speaker 1>win the match on that show and against Benoir. Yes,
<v Speaker 1>that's right. Well I'm guessing it was a SummerSlam rematch.
<v Speaker 2>Yes, it was SummerSlam rematch, and then Evolution cost him
<v Speaker 2>or Evolution costs beIN wa the match again.
<v Speaker 1>Right, So they celebrate with Orton. Batista picks Orton up
<v Speaker 1>on his shoulders. They do the thumbs down and then
<v Speaker 1>the music picks up. I mean in this video it's
<v Speaker 1>like horror movie style, Like, I don't we've asked for
<v Speaker 1>this song before. I think we got it to it's the.
<v Speaker 3>It's the same music that they use for when Vince
<v Speaker 3>announces the nWo is coming in.
<v Speaker 2>Us a lot to do the same music from when
<v Speaker 2>he and Reich went backstage and ran instead.
<v Speaker 1>Of the WO the wall bubble walks up, So that's
<v Speaker 1>the music they used to hear for this. And then
<v Speaker 1>of course they turn on Randy Orton and what what
<v Speaker 1>is the twenty four year old gonna do? That is
<v Speaker 1>the theme of the show. What is the twenty four
<v Speaker 1>year old going to do?
<v Speaker 2>Well? Tonight? Randy Orton sleeps on the mat with the title.
<v Speaker 1>The whole show.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, they showed that a lot. I thought that was
<v Speaker 2>a pretty interesting way to uh hype that up.
<v Speaker 1>They like showing them laid out to have the title
<v Speaker 1>laying over them, and it was a cool look.
<v Speaker 2>Edge versus Chris Jericho for the Intercontinental title is on
<v Speaker 2>this show. And of course the main event of the evening,
<v Speaker 2>Cain gets married to Leda.
<v Speaker 1>The Wedding from Hell shonov a bitch, The.
<v Speaker 3>Wedding from Hell. They also call this the one of
<v Speaker 3>the most unusual, unpredictable episodes of Monday Naira ever.
<v Speaker 1>But yeah, so they show the Wedding from Healthy and
<v Speaker 1>it's a wedding invitation graphic and specifically it says Cain
<v Speaker 1>requests your presence for his marriage to lead it tonight.
<v Speaker 1>So Cain sent these out goes the sentiment.
<v Speaker 3>The wedding invitation. It's pretty good. I like the little invitation,
<v Speaker 3>the fonte.
<v Speaker 2>Sean Caine's like putting together a lot of stuff on
<v Speaker 2>his computer.
<v Speaker 1>He's I mean, he's actually really good at the that
<v Speaker 1>he's using Premiere. He's just a photoshop. He must have
<v Speaker 1>got that great of cloud.
<v Speaker 2>Well, I wanted to talk about this before we get
<v Speaker 2>into this show. Two thousand and four is a bad
<v Speaker 2>year for all that's true.
<v Speaker 1>I mean, like if this show or any other two
<v Speaker 1>thousand and four show we watched, like I mean, we
<v Speaker 1>watched the one just before this, Like these are we're
<v Speaker 1>not getting any great matches.
<v Speaker 2>You guys have to understand how fucking awesome two thousand
<v Speaker 2>and four was. To really understand what I'm saying here,
<v Speaker 2>I thought maybe I would have run down a couple
<v Speaker 2>of things that were happening in two thousand and four
<v Speaker 2>that were way way better than this.
<v Speaker 1>Show, Like stuff you could be enjoy other than this, Right, Like, what.
<v Speaker 2>Are my options in two thousand and four? Right, compared
<v Speaker 2>to look watching rob because you know before that wasn't
<v Speaker 2>a problem. Shit was dope. Shit was always happening. You
<v Speaker 2>had Stone Cold, The Rock Kiels and four Hits. The
<v Speaker 2>Rock's Gone, Stone Cold Gone Evolution is killing everyone on
<v Speaker 2>this show. But if you look outside of that, two
<v Speaker 2>thousand and four shit was fucking awesome. Because two thousand
<v Speaker 2>and four video games. I'm just gonna name a few
<v Speaker 2>here just so you guys can get an idea here,
<v Speaker 2>so ridiculous. Halo two came out in two thousand and four,
<v Speaker 2>Half Life two, Grand Theft, Auto San Andreas, Metal Gear
<v Speaker 2>Solo three, Snake Eater, Fucking Metroid Prime two, The SIMS two,
<v Speaker 2>critically acclaimed the best SIMS game, Fable the First Far
<v Speaker 2>cry Tony Hawk, Underground two, Deaf Jam Fight for New York. Like, dude, damn,
<v Speaker 2>that's nice, Heavy Strike Source. I mean, these are just
<v Speaker 2>games that I literally they're right here on the top
<v Speaker 2>of this search. If I looked even further, there's probably
<v Speaker 2>even more. That's just the video games, all right. Let's look.
<v Speaker 2>Let's look at the NBA. Let's look at the NBA.
<v Speaker 2>The NBA we were watching in two thousand and four,
<v Speaker 2>we were watching Alan Iverson, Tracy McGrady, Vince Carter, Tim Duncan,
<v Speaker 2>Tim Duncan.
<v Speaker 1>There's a cane angle at the end of this Cain,
<v Speaker 1>So you could.
<v Speaker 2>Have been playing Halo two or you could be watching Cain.
<v Speaker 1>Caine's in a big angle here. He's like, this is
<v Speaker 1>like a top angle him in. Matt Already.
<v Speaker 2>We look at the NFL like, don't even get me started.
<v Speaker 5>On two thousand and Dania Thomlinson was running everywhere, man,
<v Speaker 5>are you kidding me? Terrell Owens, his Ward Moosen, Muhammad
<v Speaker 5>the Panthers. Hey, we had a fucking championship contender Team
<v Speaker 5>Julius Peppers.
<v Speaker 1>Thoughts are the tag champs?
<v Speaker 2>Dude? Toonami was aaron you you Hockey show, Dragon Ball GT,
<v Speaker 2>Dragon Ball Z, Justice League Unlimited teen Titans, and you
<v Speaker 2>want me to watch.
<v Speaker 3>Are you serious?
<v Speaker 2>I mean they just had no chance as a as
<v Speaker 2>a kid here in two thousand and four. I was
<v Speaker 2>I was eleven years old in two thousand and four,
<v Speaker 2>and you wanted me to watch kin instead of Justice
<v Speaker 2>League Unlimited. It's Dragon Ball GT. Dude. Yeah, I'm just
<v Speaker 2>no fucking chance. Are you kidding me? Super Saiyan four
<v Speaker 2>and you won't. I'm watching Kane. Super Saiyan four is happening.
<v Speaker 2>I'm watching Kine. I don't. Like, there's just no fucking way,
<v Speaker 2>Like Barry Bonds is still like thirteen All Star Games,
<v Speaker 2>and you want me to watch Kine. It's just not happening, man.
<v Speaker 2>So I just thought maybe i'd get that out there,
<v Speaker 2>you know, just to give you guys an idea of
<v Speaker 2>the world and how things are back then.
<v Speaker 1>No, that's I like that. That's a good seg Yeah,
<v Speaker 1>the world as Raw turns.
<v Speaker 2>I mean, yeah, just what a great era like for anything,
<v Speaker 2>but wwe.
<v Speaker 1>I mean this puts this whole show in a whole
<v Speaker 1>different light for me. I gotta be honest with you.
<v Speaker 2>I just I just wanted to make sure everyone kind
<v Speaker 2>of got the idea what was going on in two
<v Speaker 2>thousand and four.
<v Speaker 1>Putting the listener in that bubble though, it is perfect
<v Speaker 1>for this episode.
<v Speaker 2>So we start off this raw with the diva search
<v Speaker 2>town Hall.
<v Speaker 1>It's unbelievable.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I was confused until I saw the Spike logo
<v Speaker 2>and I and I thought, well, this probably makes.
<v Speaker 1>Sense because they were doing a mad push for like Men.
<v Speaker 2>Right, So the idea was like raunchy TV. That's right
<v Speaker 2>for men only. Yeah, so starting with the Diva Search
<v Speaker 2>town hall and then giving it twenty five minutes at
<v Speaker 2>the start of the show with no wrestling was a
<v Speaker 2>good idea in two thousand and four.
<v Speaker 1>To them, you had a great point. Actually, I don't
<v Speaker 1>meant to hold us off from fucking getting into the
<v Speaker 1>review door. If ECW had to survive just two more years, like,
<v Speaker 1>they would have been exactly what Spike TV wanted.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, yeah, that's that's so weird to think about. But
<v Speaker 2>I know ECW was pretty much Taylor made to be
<v Speaker 2>on a man's network like that. Yes, and it kind
<v Speaker 2>of feels like they get more so than this shit
<v Speaker 2>got killed before they should have.
<v Speaker 1>In that sense, they threw them the hell off the air.
<v Speaker 2>They would have wanted them on TV saying pig fucker.
<v Speaker 1>You know, of course, Oh my god, I can't imagine
<v Speaker 1>what they would have got away with, honestly. So it's
<v Speaker 1>starting to show off with the raw Diva Search was
<v Speaker 1>pretty It's not what I was expecting, But I once
<v Speaker 1>we get into the nitty gritty here, I understood, Okay,
<v Speaker 1>this is why they started it off like this. So
<v Speaker 1>they have the Diva Search contestants come out and immediately
<v Speaker 1>Jerry Lawler says, bikinties of right. So Coach is standing
<v Speaker 1>in the ring. He's the host of this, and he says,
<v Speaker 1>when you are eliminated, you'll be asked to leave the
<v Speaker 1>ring and the arena. Now, these are just six girls
<v Speaker 1>in bikinis here. So like they they get immediately ejected
<v Speaker 1>from the area.
<v Speaker 3>You got your bags packed for you, get the hell
<v Speaker 3>out of here.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah off, we said, loser, least down here, get out
<v Speaker 2>of the ring. Dude, they got fucking Mimi Weber in this.
<v Speaker 1>Dude, he could not believe that Mimi Weber was in
<v Speaker 1>the ring. So it was Christy Hemy, it was Joy Giovanni, Carmela,
<v Speaker 1>Maria Tracy.
<v Speaker 3>Carmela is a different Carmela, Not that Carmela you're thinking.
<v Speaker 1>Of, right, correct, different Carmelo.
<v Speaker 2>O G yeah, right, O G Carmela. Carmela Number one.
<v Speaker 3>Came.
<v Speaker 1>So Coach opens up the envelope and he's going to
<v Speaker 1>read who is eliminated this week?
<v Speaker 2>And it's super awkward, by the way. So they bring
<v Speaker 2>out all the girls and they're just kind of standing
<v Speaker 2>there and then Coach just says, all right, you're eliminated.
<v Speaker 1>Tracy is eliminated, and Tracy, who I guess I didn't
<v Speaker 1>like tell her like you should probably like act sad
<v Speaker 1>or like feel disappointed here. Tracy then starts celebrating.
<v Speaker 2>I mean, it is horrible being associated with the w
<v Speaker 2>W In two thousand and four, Kane is main eventing
<v Speaker 2>wrong to anymore esboy cheerleader.
<v Speaker 1>Let you go, dude, I love the idea that he
<v Speaker 1>is the opposite. Yes, and like she's fucking in the
<v Speaker 1>ring celebrating, Willa says, oh, I can't believe it, and
<v Speaker 1>Tracy can't believe it either. Tracy big smile on her face,
<v Speaker 1>hugging everybody. Oh, she doesn't even know how to act.
<v Speaker 1>This was so funny because like coach announces.
<v Speaker 2>He guys, Tracy, you're eliminated, and.
<v Speaker 3>Tracy just.
<v Speaker 2>Yes, yes, Maria, let's see you later. And in the background,
<v Speaker 2>will they open.
<v Speaker 3>The lost dude? Alter Bridge kicked off.
<v Speaker 2>I was like, holy, will they.
<v Speaker 1>Dude?
<v Speaker 3>For some reason, I thought it was Creed. I was like,
<v Speaker 3>oh shit, Creed's playing right now with all fun open dude, Toddy.
<v Speaker 2>I have three bands in my head. I said, it's
<v Speaker 2>either nicking back, fucking Creed or alter Bridge because they
<v Speaker 2>used alter Bridge the whole year here.
<v Speaker 1>I love alter Bridge. Dude. Yeah, I think it's just
<v Speaker 1>got it or is no, Sorry, he doesn't have it yet.
<v Speaker 1>He's going to get it soon though, yes he will.
<v Speaker 3>Dude, it doesn't This song doesn't make any sense in
<v Speaker 3>context either. By the way, we are Oh no, yeah,
<v Speaker 3>you got started. We're not well and I'm out of here.
<v Speaker 2>They just started playing rock music, Doddy, will they open?
<v Speaker 3>It was so funny. She's jumping around all happen She's
<v Speaker 3>fired from there.
<v Speaker 2>Oh, she's smiling everybody. Damn that was fun I'm head
<v Speaker 2>out of here. This feels like a skit like this
<v Speaker 2>literally feels like a skit, like a comedy skit or something.
<v Speaker 1>It definitely they lost control of it very quickly. They
<v Speaker 1>lose control of this whole segment very quickly.
<v Speaker 2>Actually, there was no bringing it back around either. It
<v Speaker 2>was just it was just watching a train wreck that
<v Speaker 2>keeps going and going. You're like, there's no way this
<v Speaker 2>thing still has more cabs attached to the end of it.
<v Speaker 1>Yes, yes, this is twenty five minutes. There's JITs. It
<v Speaker 1>is so Coach says, it's obviously down to five and
<v Speaker 1>each and every week you have an assignment that we
<v Speaker 1>ask you to do. But since I run this part
<v Speaker 1>of the show, let's do it right now. Well, your
<v Speaker 1>assignment is something you've been wanting to do all since
<v Speaker 1>you all started. Each and every one of you will
<v Speaker 1>get two minutes to tell the coach how great I
<v Speaker 1>really am. And he thinks about it for a second, says,
<v Speaker 1>you know what, how about two minutes isn't long enough.
<v Speaker 1>Instead of two minutes, let's make it five minutes. If
<v Speaker 1>you're some man. Rock The Rock comes out, white tank top,
<v Speaker 1>extremely baggy, jeans, cut right, yes, glasses on, big fucking pop.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, beear jeans, Tim's beard rocky.
<v Speaker 1>And for those that don't know, because I didn't know
<v Speaker 1>until I looked it up, this is The Rock's last
<v Speaker 1>appearance for years. He's done his contract before he.
<v Speaker 3>Comes like, he comes back and does the John Cena
<v Speaker 3>stuff after.
<v Speaker 2>Right, That's the next thing I didn't know when I
<v Speaker 2>watched this, by the way, that The Rock hasn't been
<v Speaker 2>here in a while.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, he's been sporadic here too, right, yeah.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, so he he isn't showing a weekly walking tall
<v Speaker 2>had just come out in April, so he's been filming
<v Speaker 2>that and doing press for that and things like that.
<v Speaker 2>I wrote down here that this is an insane look
<v Speaker 2>for the Rock, and I wrote down that he has
<v Speaker 2>to be leaving like soon. I was like, there's no
<v Speaker 2>way he comes out here and eat her jeans and
<v Speaker 2>tims and he's staying in the w W.
<v Speaker 1>E there getting rid of him a sound. You're so right.
<v Speaker 1>The Rocks contract with w W then ended and he
<v Speaker 1>started his full time acting career.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, it just had to get out of here.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, he was done, dude.
<v Speaker 3>I guess the last time he wrestled was that WrestleMania.
<v Speaker 2>Is that right.
<v Speaker 3>Evolution match? Yeah? Wow, that's crazy. Oh, I was gonna
<v Speaker 3>mention also, the Rock is out here and he's he's
<v Speaker 3>doing his pose and everything so long that it gets
<v Speaker 3>to one part in the CD when it says the
<v Speaker 3>Rock says he's gonna take your little CD. Dust it off,
<v Speaker 3>turn out side of a bit Saturdays, it take a
<v Speaker 3>start up yet. Yes, yeah, it's in the song.
<v Speaker 1>Dude. I caught that too.
<v Speaker 2>I was.
<v Speaker 1>It was he's in the ring going for his ship
<v Speaker 1>and just he's insulting everybody in the song. Like I
<v Speaker 1>didn't know that part was actually like a part of
<v Speaker 1>the song they used that w.
<v Speaker 2>It was for this There's no way it is.
<v Speaker 3>There's no way they pulled that. They had to like
<v Speaker 3>pull that song from the CD because there's no way
<v Speaker 3>they used that ever.
<v Speaker 2>I was so confused when I heard it because I
<v Speaker 2>thought it was rock in the ring like saying something
<v Speaker 2>to somebody.
<v Speaker 1>He was just saying it, like into the crowds, talking
<v Speaker 1>to Carmelo. I want to take the CD dust it
<v Speaker 1>off straight up, your kid.
<v Speaker 2>Wow, I mean I don't. I don't even know if
<v Speaker 2>I've ever heard that in arena before me.
<v Speaker 1>No, it could just be like maybe like I just
<v Speaker 1>didn't remember it.
<v Speaker 3>I didn't realize, but I don't think they ever did.
<v Speaker 3>I always loved him, like riffing on his song though
<v Speaker 3>randomly just me.
<v Speaker 1>Too well, dude, that U what is it? The music
<v Speaker 1>Volume five where like it's him and a pie on
<v Speaker 1>the cover, and like in between every song is him
<v Speaker 1>talking shit.
<v Speaker 2>Dude, Him with the pie on the cover is a
<v Speaker 2>legendary cover.
<v Speaker 1>It's fucking so awesome raised pie just before that happened,
<v Speaker 1>by the way, Tony when the rock got on the
<v Speaker 1>apron and does his first pose, he like he starts
<v Speaker 1>stroking his arm to say like he has goose but
<v Speaker 1>Jerry Lawler definitely funny.
<v Speaker 4>He was like stroking his and he says, like dude,
<v Speaker 4>he does he does the cheet up the Superman buns
<v Speaker 4>for the goose bumps, and he was jerking off and said.
<v Speaker 3>This mag goosebumps on command whenever he feels like it.
<v Speaker 3>That's pretty crazy.
<v Speaker 1>So the Rock gets on the mic and he says,
<v Speaker 1>you come out here, coach, and you run your mouth
<v Speaker 1>and say they have five minutes to talk about the coach. Well,
<v Speaker 1>the Rock says, you got five seconds to get down
<v Speaker 1>of the ring before the Rock gives you the s
<v Speaker 1>whipping of a lifetime. Crowd fucking pops. Rock starts to
<v Speaker 1>countdown from five on his hand and he gets down
<v Speaker 1>to like one and them coach powders, And now it
<v Speaker 1>is time for the Rock to make sure this segment
<v Speaker 1>goes along.
<v Speaker 2>He's testing out his set.
<v Speaker 1>He's trying to show some chops before he goes in
<v Speaker 1>films Iron Man three.
<v Speaker 2>He's got a big string of comedy movies coming up.
<v Speaker 2>He wants to make sure he can hit all.
<v Speaker 1>Of rock Uh. Rock looks at the divas and he's
<v Speaker 1>standing there, and of course he adjusts his jeans cock
<v Speaker 1>style and says, hello, Mama's he pops, dude, calm down, King,
<v Speaker 1>he poxes and he goes rocks the rock. Rock says this,
<v Speaker 1>everybody's looking fine, looking beautiful, and the Rock knows what
<v Speaker 1>you're thinking. You're thinking, damn, look at the rock, and
<v Speaker 1>you're also thinking, I am getting so wet. No, no, no, no,
<v Speaker 1>you know with perspiration because the hot lights.
<v Speaker 2>The first time he popped off the wet with perspiration
<v Speaker 2>line was a moment in rock history. Yes, I mean
<v Speaker 2>like that was he was a little crazy.
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, here was a little nuts. Some of the divas
<v Speaker 3>didn't know that he was about to stay with perspiration.
<v Speaker 3>They started laughing. Yeah, yeah, yeah, it's.
<v Speaker 1>Cool, an't it. You know, I was fucking inappropriate ladies.
<v Speaker 1>So Rock says, you guys should be excited because you
<v Speaker 1>have the chance to become a raw diva, and becoming
<v Speaker 1>a raw diva is the best job in the world,
<v Speaker 1>one of the best jobs in the world.
<v Speaker 3>That was so weird, like back backpedal immediately an okay job,
<v Speaker 3>maybe like the second bed, I don't know, maybe it's
<v Speaker 3>all right job. You like it, right, what's the deal?
<v Speaker 3>You like this job? It's like looking at a validation dude.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, Lily and being a rall diva. How you doing?
<v Speaker 1>Is he big fellow? I'm getting okay?
<v Speaker 3>All right? Hey what just happens? I was like I
<v Speaker 3>was thinking in my head.
<v Speaker 2>I was like, wow, that was very nice of them
<v Speaker 2>to get Lilian's the screen time.
<v Speaker 3>Whoa there, I should think he's both her pills before
<v Speaker 3>I get out here.
<v Speaker 2>Whoa? Thank you to JBL for the boner's juice.
<v Speaker 1>Rock doesn't stop there. He says, well, Lilian wasn't always
<v Speaker 1>a raw you know, she used to have a job.
<v Speaker 1>She used to work a sperm bank.
<v Speaker 3>He just stops there.
<v Speaker 2>That's that's how my parents to talk about my sad. Yeah,
<v Speaker 2>he used to have a job.
<v Speaker 3>That's how my mom still talks get a real job, please.
<v Speaker 1>She used to have a job. She used to work
<v Speaker 1>at the sperm bank. And then everyone's like, oh, the
<v Speaker 1>crowd doesn't even really know how to say, what are
<v Speaker 1>you doing?
<v Speaker 2>Why are you doing this?
<v Speaker 1>It's ridiculous.
<v Speaker 3>Like the idea of the Rock coming in is like
<v Speaker 3>a big baby face pop. Put this raw divus thing
<v Speaker 3>over right, AND's not the idea like that's what you think.
<v Speaker 1>It was, probably because they knew this was Rock's last date,
<v Speaker 1>so they said, ah, fucking just what you want. Just
<v Speaker 1>put him in the open and maybe they'll stay for
<v Speaker 1>the rest of the show. Yeah, which I don't think happened,
<v Speaker 1>by the way, But like, like James said, I thought,
<v Speaker 1>I was like, oh, that's cool. He's fucking like poping Lilian.
<v Speaker 1>Well he said, you like, you know, just Gina up
<v Speaker 1>like they no, fucking Lilian's here, that's cool. No, he says,
<v Speaker 1>she used to work in a sperm bank and she
<v Speaker 1>got fired for drinking on the job. And then he says, no,
<v Speaker 1>I'm kidding just a little bit.
<v Speaker 2>No, I'm kid, I love you. I gotta why are
<v Speaker 2>you doing this?
<v Speaker 3>Like, dude, she looks so caught off guard to her
<v Speaker 3>face turns all red and stuff, and she like puts
<v Speaker 3>her head down like well, like it was.
<v Speaker 1>It was.
<v Speaker 2>It was a very cute moment at first, and then
<v Speaker 2>he killed it.
<v Speaker 1>Well, Rock says, who is Carmela and the crowd booze?
<v Speaker 2>And he doesn't even know who these people are, dude.
<v Speaker 1>James, I swear to God, unless I fucking heard this wrong,
<v Speaker 1>Rock says, right after they says, I gotta tell you
<v Speaker 1>I heard something. I haven't been watching the show, but
<v Speaker 1>everything in the bats told me that these girls hate dude.
<v Speaker 1>He said that watching this shitty as show, I mean, fucking.
<v Speaker 2>You guys are competing with Halo two. Brian Dawkins, Julius
<v Speaker 2>Peppers like, what is active? And you want to talk
<v Speaker 2>about raw? Oh? You want to talk about raw?
<v Speaker 3>Have you guys seen this ship? Sims t is about
<v Speaker 3>to come out?
<v Speaker 1>What the fuck? I got my own? The Rock ex boxes.
<v Speaker 2>That ship had just like popping off.
<v Speaker 1>So Rock says he hasn't watched the show, but he
<v Speaker 1>heard everyone hates Carmela. And then Carmela mid Rock talking
<v Speaker 1>to her, turns around and starts waving at the crowd,
<v Speaker 1>and Rock says, hey, hey, what the fuck?
<v Speaker 3>Look at the Rock truck the Rock show.
<v Speaker 1>And Rock says, they tried to vote you off, but
<v Speaker 1>you and the Rock have something in common. Eight years ago,
<v Speaker 1>they didn't want the Rock here, but the Rock stood out,
<v Speaker 1>and the Rock became the most electrifying man the world
<v Speaker 1>has ever seen. You gotta stick to your guns, You
<v Speaker 1>gotta you gotta think your way. Is that what you think?
<v Speaker 1>And Carmela goes to talk and Rock says, that doesn't
<v Speaker 1>matter what you think. Okay, goddam got her.
<v Speaker 2>God, yeah he.
<v Speaker 3>Hit over these new talent coming in. Yeah, that's good.
<v Speaker 2>He is bombing so hard in this segment. It's like
<v Speaker 2>actually sucks to see.
<v Speaker 1>I mean, this is like worse than like Fruity Pebble's Rock.
<v Speaker 2>It's like, pretty this is pretty awful. Man. Yeah, he
<v Speaker 2>was bombing really really bad. It was fine at first
<v Speaker 2>when he came in, sure, but it very very quickly,
<v Speaker 2>just fucking just fell off a cliff man and no
<v Speaker 2>one was stopping him, and he had twenty more.
<v Speaker 3>Minutes due.
<v Speaker 1>The thing is much time, by the way. I think
<v Speaker 1>he just took his whatever he wanted.
<v Speaker 3>No, probably, yeah, you're probably right. The thing with the
<v Speaker 3>Rock here though, was like, uh, when he was doing
<v Speaker 3>this stuff against Doubt Superstars, it was punching up, but
<v Speaker 3>this is just like punching down and it just comes
<v Speaker 3>off malicious, you know. So it's like, why why are
<v Speaker 3>you saying this ship? Like why you got it? Like
<v Speaker 3>if you say it's triple ah, it's fine, but like
<v Speaker 3>these girls, like it doesn't matter what are you looking
<v Speaker 3>at it?
<v Speaker 2>Get over here?
<v Speaker 1>Yeah you're fucking right there. That's a really good point.
<v Speaker 2>Actually, yeah, him and Lilyan have a big unforgiven.
<v Speaker 1>She's gonna be in being King two. So Rock says, okay,
<v Speaker 1>I had to say sorry. You know anyway, a couple
<v Speaker 1>of weeks ago, they sent me something. You guys were
<v Speaker 1>asked to make ice cream cones, and I saw that,
<v Speaker 1>and the truth is, I hate it all. You know
<v Speaker 1>what a little ice.
<v Speaker 6>Cream I'm wearing the story of Sergeant johnsonlet's and I
<v Speaker 6>gotta tune into.
<v Speaker 2>Talking about ice cream coat.
<v Speaker 1>Rock says, you guys were asked to make ice cream
<v Speaker 1>cones and I saw that, and the truth is that
<v Speaker 1>was very entertaining. And then it gives them a very
<v Speaker 1>I heard it was really good. Then he gives them
<v Speaker 1>a really serious look and says, no, no, it wasn't.
<v Speaker 1>Because someone wants to see you eat ice cream. What
<v Speaker 1>the Rock wants to see and what the millions want
<v Speaker 1>to see. They want to see you eat something. They
<v Speaker 1>want to see you.
<v Speaker 3>Right.
<v Speaker 1>Oh sorry, it say pie on my arm here.
<v Speaker 2>Oh you just got him angry.
<v Speaker 1>Pussy written five times. They want to see you eat pie?
<v Speaker 1>Is anyone Is there anyone in the back who bring
<v Speaker 1>out some pie for the divas to Jerry's music. Yo
<v Speaker 1>ship here to Jerry, the Japanese buzz saw comes out
<v Speaker 1>carrying pies. Now in like in real life to Jerry,
<v Speaker 1>like was told by the rock to stand backstage holding
<v Speaker 1>a fucking the whole thing of pies and he's been
<v Speaker 1>back there for fifteen minutes already.
<v Speaker 3>No, I think that like the Rock because he said,
<v Speaker 3>anybody bring out pies, So I'm assuming that like he
<v Speaker 3>went just the guy standing there and they gave him the.
<v Speaker 1>Pies to rock out Rock Music Rock showed up and
<v Speaker 1>he hasn't.
<v Speaker 2>Watched the show a while. I hand picked who he
<v Speaker 2>thought were the top guys on the show. Looks like
<v Speaker 2>Jerry was one of the top guys. He's like, okay,
<v Speaker 2>well I want to work with the top guys, so
<v Speaker 2>we'll have to Jerry. Rhyano ls.
<v Speaker 3>This causes.
<v Speaker 2>The big.
<v Speaker 3>Baby Rocks, a big easy w fan. You know he
<v Speaker 3>always loved sure Jerry and Rhino loved him.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, of course. Well the Jerry comes out with the
<v Speaker 1>pies and Rock dooring to Jury's entrance with the pie, says,
<v Speaker 1>look at my man to Jerry bringing the pies like.
<v Speaker 3>That was funny? Is how I gill in that dying.
<v Speaker 6>That's my man to Jerry's bringing the springing the pies.
<v Speaker 6>He just has a whole plate of pies.
<v Speaker 1>Jerry has a more literal sentence in their life. Look
<v Speaker 1>at my man Jerry bringing up the pies, and he's
<v Speaker 1>gonna be the hog.
<v Speaker 3>Paper on paper. That's the funniest fucking thing they've ever
<v Speaker 3>written down.
<v Speaker 2>Ever.
<v Speaker 3>They had a bird eating and they all sat around
<v Speaker 3>and thought that was look with pies.
<v Speaker 2>That's get.
<v Speaker 3>This music.
<v Speaker 1>Rock also says we need a table, a pie table.
<v Speaker 1>I swear to god, I thought the Dudleys were coming.
<v Speaker 3>That Bubba's busy, yelled at hiden Reich. He got time
<v Speaker 3>to come out here.
<v Speaker 1>That's true, you're right. So Rock calls for a fucking table,
<v Speaker 1>and he says, we're gonna have ourselves a good old
<v Speaker 1>fashioned pie eating.
<v Speaker 3>God, deest, what are you talking about.
<v Speaker 1>Well, we're gonna give each of them twenty seconds to
<v Speaker 1>eat pie. However you want to eat it. You could
<v Speaker 1>eat it provocatively, you can eat it sexy.
<v Speaker 2>Doesn't sound like I have any options.
<v Speaker 1>Shove it up your ass.
<v Speaker 3>You can fuck the pie. I don't get Christy said,
<v Speaker 3>maybe maybe they they did a movie America. But you
<v Speaker 3>know that movie?
<v Speaker 1>You heard that? So Rock starts listened off all the
<v Speaker 1>pies and says, you know what before we get I
<v Speaker 1>gotta know this. I've always wanted to ask you this.
<v Speaker 1>This is straight up a thing like the season.
<v Speaker 2>Wanted to ask to lead to cheerial on man, lead
<v Speaker 2>to er you're.
<v Speaker 3>Supposed to pick like Triple Ago, and then you get
<v Speaker 3>this funny story.
<v Speaker 1>I've always wanted to ask you this. The jury, the Jerry,
<v Speaker 1>I want to know what's your favorite type of the
<v Speaker 1>jury doesn't want to answer. The rocks him on and
<v Speaker 1>he's agm on and then to Jerry says, pood talk.
<v Speaker 2>The Rock dabs him up. I like you talking about
<v Speaker 2>that's my man?
<v Speaker 3>He goes, what is.
<v Speaker 2>We got a party?
<v Speaker 1>Then Rock goes the hand I think it was Joi
<v Speaker 1>Giovanni a pie and the guy behind the bucket camera
<v Speaker 1>in the ring he's standing behind the camera. He says hardcam,
<v Speaker 1>hard camera, hard face to hard camera, and Rock looks
<v Speaker 1>at him and says, huh on camera, Edie.
<v Speaker 3>He's like, all this camera's on, okay.
<v Speaker 1>So Vannie starts eating the pie with her fingers. Then
<v Speaker 1>she starts cutting promo she's Rock. You know what I
<v Speaker 1>like more than eating pie. I like to see Carmela
<v Speaker 1>eat Crow. The crowd is immediately turning against So I
<v Speaker 1>want to give the fans what they want, and I
<v Speaker 1>want to challenge you to a match w W style
<v Speaker 1>down in dirty.
<v Speaker 3>I think this.
<v Speaker 2>I think the audience at this point like hates w W. E.
<v Speaker 2>They're watching everything, They're booing everybody. They should be cheering,
<v Speaker 2>like they just hate this.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, man, So I mean, you're right, dude, like and this,
<v Speaker 1>they got a whole set of this still like there's
<v Speaker 1>we're not even close to done in this segment.
<v Speaker 3>There at the beginning of the show. This is the opening.
<v Speaker 1>So Rock says, all right, time's up, and he gives
<v Speaker 1>a h Mimi Weber a pie and he says, all right,
<v Speaker 1>you don't have to talk, just the pie.
<v Speaker 3>Do not say anything at all.
<v Speaker 1>You don't gotta talk here. So Mimi Weber caets start
<v Speaker 1>looking the pie and Jr. And Commentaries are all there
<v Speaker 1>you go, and Rock says, and damn, damn, she just
<v Speaker 1>go to town on the thing.
<v Speaker 2>When Mimi Weber gets the pie, j R. Says, oh,
<v Speaker 2>I think she was in Toby Key Whiskey girl video.
<v Speaker 1>Shut up?
<v Speaker 2>What the hell is that Toby's Whiskey Girl video?
<v Speaker 1>Maybe she was in that, like Toby Keith the Whiskey
<v Speaker 1>Girl video.
<v Speaker 2>We're not watching Toby Ke's a Whiskey Girl video. Alan
<v Speaker 2>Iris is still in the league, all right, palhy fuck you.
<v Speaker 1>So Carmela gets a pie. Crowd starts a boo. Carmela
<v Speaker 1>then grabs a handful of pie and eats it and
<v Speaker 1>then rubs all over her breasts and her arms, which
<v Speaker 1>rubbing it on her arms gets to Jerry really fired up.
<v Speaker 1>In the corner, Maria gets a pie. She puts some
<v Speaker 1>of it on her nose and tries to lick it,
<v Speaker 1>but she can't get to it, so she just uses
<v Speaker 1>her finger again. Rock points over to Jerry and says,
<v Speaker 1>look at the Jerry's say, freak, dude, what is happening
<v Speaker 1>on this show? Well? Rock gives Christy Hemi a pie.
<v Speaker 1>The crowd pops and Rock says, she just whistled me.
<v Speaker 1>I gotta talk, so I'm gonna let her talk.
<v Speaker 2>Why was there no commercial breaks during this thirty minute segment?
<v Speaker 1>It is a twenty five minute commercial lists opening segment.
<v Speaker 1>I've never seen the likes of this before in my life,
<v Speaker 1>Like we've watched Attitude err segments that only went like
<v Speaker 1>maybe tw.
<v Speaker 2>They killed every match tonight with a commercial, and instead
<v Speaker 2>it was the twenty five minute opener, no commercial. Rock
<v Speaker 2>Diva searched down all.
<v Speaker 1>With the Jerry they needed it the Rock's last fucking appearance.
<v Speaker 1>So Christy hemy is on the mic and she says,
<v Speaker 1>you guys can see my bud's hungry, and Jerry Lawler
<v Speaker 1>says what Christy said, It's been munching my panties all night,
<v Speaker 1>so I'm gonna feed it. So she puts the pile
<v Speaker 1>on the mat and then sits on it and then
<v Speaker 1>shakes her ass around. And the only thing that could
<v Speaker 1>happen that was worse than this was law Resistance music ititting,
<v Speaker 1>which is what happened next.
<v Speaker 3>Dude, Okay, so, like.
<v Speaker 2>You really have to like lay the lair for this.
<v Speaker 2>This is fucking the most ridiculous thing I've ever seen
<v Speaker 2>in my life. And they did this with no regard,
<v Speaker 2>no thought. They thought, yeah, let's just fucking do it.
<v Speaker 2>So like Maria licks her nose and then licks the pie,
<v Speaker 2>and then Christy Hemmy says, my ass is real hungry.
<v Speaker 2>My panties have been writing up my ass all night,
<v Speaker 2>so I'm gonna sell this pie. So she sits on
<v Speaker 2>the pie with her ass and then shakes her ass
<v Speaker 2>with pie and then La Resistance with Jonathan Coachman comes
<v Speaker 2>out here to kick the Rocks ass and.
<v Speaker 1>To Jerry is also there because he's the top guy
<v Speaker 1>that the Rock wanted to work.
<v Speaker 2>On, Like what the fuck is happening?
<v Speaker 1>And no commercials, no commercials at all, and Coach gets
<v Speaker 1>more mic time. He says, time's up. I'm sick of tardy,
<v Speaker 1>you embarrassing me every time you come out here. Rock.
<v Speaker 1>Last time you were you embarrassed these two, So I
<v Speaker 1>guess in the Rocks just always work together. So right
<v Speaker 1>now the Rock Show is over and now the crowd
<v Speaker 1>is channing USA, which upsets Jonathan Coach. Coach says, the
<v Speaker 1>three of us are gonna come down there and Rock
<v Speaker 1>We're gonna give you a people's ass whipping of a lifetime. Well,
<v Speaker 1>Rock says, all right, to Jerry, let's move these pies
<v Speaker 1>out of the way.
<v Speaker 2>Dude, does Geria blanch?
<v Speaker 6>The girls get out of the ring, and Rockets and
<v Speaker 6>Jerry moved the pies out of the ring and.
<v Speaker 2>Then Rock says, there's gonna be a homo side this bitch.
<v Speaker 1>Dude, Rock, one of the girls, I guess wasn't getting
<v Speaker 1>out the ring quick enough. And come on, mama, that's
<v Speaker 1>fixing to be a homicide up in his son of
<v Speaker 1>a bab.
<v Speaker 2>What the hell?
<v Speaker 3>Fuck?
<v Speaker 1>Crazy? Wow? Okay ship. So Rock tells Low Resistans and
<v Speaker 1>Coach to just bring it, bitch, and they do, and
<v Speaker 1>then they Low Resistans start kicking the Rocks ass like.
<v Speaker 1>Rock takes a bump off a Sylvan clothesline and they
<v Speaker 1>stomp the Rock out. I didn't I was so confused.
<v Speaker 1>I couldn't believe what I was seeing. So Coach gets
<v Speaker 1>a he stops them from stomping out the Rock in
<v Speaker 1>the corner and he grabs Rock's head and he does
<v Speaker 1>the smell taunt and he slaps Rock in the face. Well,
<v Speaker 1>Rhino's here, and I'm even more confused than ever now,
<v Speaker 1>and he gores Sylvan and then the Rock gets a
<v Speaker 1>comeback on conway to Jerry kicks him the head. Coach
<v Speaker 1>is now in the middle of all three of the
<v Speaker 1>guys here, so Rhino fucking bumps them around, Rock bumps
<v Speaker 1>him around. Rock and Coach are now staring at each
<v Speaker 1>other in the middle. They're circling each other and Coach
<v Speaker 1>gets fired up. He's challenging the Rock to a fight,
<v Speaker 1>so Coach rushes Rock. It gets fucking spied busted. Rhino
<v Speaker 1>is fired the fuck up about they see you, fucking Bull,
<v Speaker 1>the fucking fucker killing your family. He's throwing nuts. Rock
<v Speaker 1>doesn't have an elbowpad to take off, so he throws
<v Speaker 1>his shirt into the crowd and he hits the People's
<v Speaker 1>elbow and Coach and of course Rock ends this segments
<v Speaker 1>with if you smell what the Rock is cooking? Twenty
<v Speaker 1>five minutes. That segment was, of course, which like.
<v Speaker 2>Stand tall?
<v Speaker 1>That is the three top faces on this program is
<v Speaker 1>the Rock to Jerry and Rhino, and JR says, so,
<v Speaker 1>I don't take the Coach or the tag champions are
<v Speaker 1>going to be interrupting the People's piting contest from now on,
<v Speaker 1>j R. I hope this never happens again, Buddy, I
<v Speaker 1>don't know, I like, the fuck have to.
<v Speaker 2>Move these pies. What's your favorite pie?
<v Speaker 1>Oh? Yeah, what the fuck? So that was uh, that
<v Speaker 1>was one of the worst things I've ever seen in
<v Speaker 1>my life.
<v Speaker 2>I mean a true, true, true, true train wreck in
<v Speaker 2>every sense of the word.
<v Speaker 1>Was unbelievable.
<v Speaker 2>It was seriously like we talk about train wreck segments
<v Speaker 2>on this show, but this is maybe one of the
<v Speaker 2>longest uncommercial break train wreck I've ever seen on WWE. Okay, So,
<v Speaker 2>as the rock Rhino went to Jerry's stand tall, it
<v Speaker 2>cuts backstage and Kane is here with his little tuxedo
<v Speaker 2>and whistling. Here comes the bride.
<v Speaker 1>He's on a he's on a big bag that I
<v Speaker 1>saw I assumed had suits in it, but we can't
<v Speaker 1>find out that it was not his suit.
<v Speaker 3>Dude, he's in his ring gear walking to the arena like, okay, yeah,
<v Speaker 3>he thought he was booked Tony, Like.
<v Speaker 1>What the fuck?
<v Speaker 3>What the hell on this show, He's got to get dressed.
<v Speaker 3>But like that's what he wears in normal day, like
<v Speaker 3>out in the streets.
<v Speaker 1>He should have showed up like that one episode we
<v Speaker 1>watch where he had purple trucks.
<v Speaker 2>Oh yeah, it was more normal than than he is here.
<v Speaker 1>How is that?
<v Speaker 3>It's crazy?
<v Speaker 1>I couldn't think of a more evil Kane than like
<v Speaker 1>a Cane in just a T shirt and pants Like
<v Speaker 1>that would make me afraid, by the way, So before
<v Speaker 1>that can part, Jr. Said, up nextual, what will the
<v Speaker 1>future hold for twenty four year old Randy Orton? I
<v Speaker 1>hope we find out soon. The cane part happens then
<v Speaker 1>King and Jr. On commentary, and Jared says, you know,
<v Speaker 1>Kine made me happy, but one man isn't. And actually,
<v Speaker 1>twenty four year old Randy Art.
<v Speaker 3>We get it. He's twenty four years old, right.
<v Speaker 2>So we go backstage.
<v Speaker 1>Triple H is putting on his wrist tape MM because
<v Speaker 1>he has a match.
<v Speaker 2>He has a promo and that to a match, a
<v Speaker 2>twenty minute one.
<v Speaker 1>He wanted to have have Orton laid down for him later,
<v Speaker 1>but like he didn't need to be in gear for that,
<v Speaker 1>Like there's no rule that you have to be in gear,
<v Speaker 1>you know, so like I could have just did it.
<v Speaker 1>But that's fine, he state. But up, he has the
<v Speaker 1>Evolution Martini glass shirt on, and Flair and Batista walk
<v Speaker 1>in and Triple Ah says, ye sure, Orton still here
<v Speaker 1>and Flair says positive and Trible H asked Patista if
<v Speaker 1>he delivered the ultimatum. Batista says yep, and Flair says,
<v Speaker 1>you think Grandy will really go through with it? And
<v Speaker 1>TRIPLEY says, what choice does he have? Orton isn't in
<v Speaker 1>charge of his destiny? We are, and Flair says, you
<v Speaker 1>think he's gonna watch the rest of the show, and
<v Speaker 1>Trible he says, I'm not watching it.
<v Speaker 2>So we go backstage. Lida is here when there is
<v Speaker 2>a knock on the door and it's Cane.
<v Speaker 1>Fuck yeah. Caine comes in and Leada says, get out,
<v Speaker 1>and Kane doesn't listen oddly enough, and Kin gets close
<v Speaker 1>to her and smells her hair and he says good
<v Speaker 1>and smells cimitism. Shit.
<v Speaker 2>We gotta get rid of these paws.
<v Speaker 3>Jersus Steady there with a bunch of pies.
<v Speaker 1>They're in the pie room and Jerry walks in. Hey, let.
<v Speaker 3>Well the pies for the wedding.
<v Speaker 1>Lady, let everyone sample them. That sucks. Kine says, look,
<v Speaker 1>I know you don't want me. I know you want
<v Speaker 1>me to leave, and I know it's bad luck. It's
<v Speaker 1>either bride before the wedding, but I couldn't help it.
<v Speaker 1>Ha ha. There is nothing that is going to ruin
<v Speaker 1>this wedding night tonight, and this night is very specially Lita.
<v Speaker 1>It's gonna be an all white affair to signify the
<v Speaker 1>purity of my child that you're carrying. Well, Kaine says,
<v Speaker 1>that's why you know, I'm gonna go back on something
<v Speaker 1>I said, because I want this to be a you know,
<v Speaker 1>a white affair wedding, and I want you to wear this.
<v Speaker 1>And he opens up the what I thought was his suit, uh,
<v Speaker 1>you know bag, but it's a wedding dress. And he
<v Speaker 1>takes fucking forever to take this thing out of this
<v Speaker 1>fucking back.
<v Speaker 3>Can I get it out? And you could hear a
<v Speaker 3>pin drop in the arena? Take it for you're exchecting
<v Speaker 3>something crazy, like you can call like this crazy dress
<v Speaker 3>or like I don't know what it is, some bloody
<v Speaker 3>something I don't know, and it was just a white
<v Speaker 3>dress and shirt.
<v Speaker 1>I want you to join Gane style. He's done a
<v Speaker 1>lot for this wedding, actually set.
<v Speaker 3>Out the invitations, he planned. Then he got all the
<v Speaker 3>people have suit.
<v Speaker 1>Got a wedding dress. Yeah, I mean, like he gives
<v Speaker 1>a funk about this, And well he doesn't look happy now,
<v Speaker 1>and he says, look, I know you don't want to
<v Speaker 1>do this, but you're up because after all, it's a
<v Speaker 1>nice day for a white wedding. And then we go
<v Speaker 1>to j R. Voiceover and he says, oh, well the
<v Speaker 1>wedding from house to night. But anyway, William Regal, he's
<v Speaker 1>taking on a Rick Flair to just crazy jukesaposition of
<v Speaker 1>this fucking like evil guy forcing this girl to marry her.
<v Speaker 1>Oh that fucking shucks. Anyways, gonna have one with rig
<v Speaker 1>Flair tonight, dude.
<v Speaker 2>I mean it goes from to Jerry and the Rock
<v Speaker 2>sharing pies, to the World Heavyweight title pre tape bucine
<v Speaker 2>and led a wedding segment to William Regal with Eugene.
<v Speaker 1>Like, this show is all over the fucking place, and
<v Speaker 1>I don't it definitely feels like too many cooks and
<v Speaker 1>they all are cooking. Doug shit.
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<v Speaker 1>Oh was that any of you guys played that one?
<v Speaker 1>I wasn't really a big gainst the movie one, Oh,
<v Speaker 1>the movie Moving the Game or just the movie Okay,
<v Speaker 1>I didn't watch those either.
<v Speaker 2>Sorry, and Stacker too hy J Stinger In my.
<v Speaker 1>Brain, those are two different things. Like I thought hyj
<v Speaker 1>Stinger was its own brand.
<v Speaker 2>Stacker might have bought it. That'd be funny. Oh, I
<v Speaker 2>think they just made it sure. Edge versus Chris Jericho
<v Speaker 2>Interconinal Championship is on the line.
<v Speaker 1>Dude, fucking Edge comes out here, and like, I don't
<v Speaker 1>know if I've just never noticed it before or like
<v Speaker 1>I was just watching like a good copy, but like,
<v Speaker 1>I don't, I feel like I've never been able to
<v Speaker 1>hear the sound of them blasting the smoke at Edge
<v Speaker 1>as loud as I heard her for this entire entrance.
<v Speaker 1>It was very obnoxious. Yes, just for like fucking a
<v Speaker 1>whole minute.
<v Speaker 2>Edge has a little go tee. Thought that was cool.
<v Speaker 1>That was on his shirt too. I think at times
<v Speaker 1>the go tea was stood out.
<v Speaker 2>Two thousand and four, everyone has a little go tee.
<v Speaker 2>This is the most like hell yeah, dude's era ever.
<v Speaker 1>Spike TV probably said you gotta have someone with a
<v Speaker 1>tea on this show.
<v Speaker 2>Steve Aus is not here. Someone's got a lot of
<v Speaker 2>guys that had it.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah.
<v Speaker 2>So Jericho and Edge start with some early exchanges here
<v Speaker 2>before Edge throws the first punch. These guys have faced
<v Speaker 2>like forty million times.
<v Speaker 1>Even say that, yeah, so, so my my expectations.
<v Speaker 2>For the match are higher just because they faced very much,
<v Speaker 2>and I don't think it ever got out of first gear,
<v Speaker 2>and I don't think it was supposed to, but would
<v Speaker 2>have been nice.
<v Speaker 1>For it to be nice. It definitely felt like a
<v Speaker 1>match setting up a pay per view match.
<v Speaker 2>Jericho's signals fuck you to Edge and then goads him
<v Speaker 2>over the ropes to hit the triangle drop kick. We
<v Speaker 2>come back from commercial and Jericho hits a spinning heel
<v Speaker 2>kick on Edge. I'm gonna guess that they just kind
<v Speaker 2>of put all the commercials in this match.
<v Speaker 1>They load up the next like, I mean, all the
<v Speaker 1>promos are not getting commercials of course, so like all
<v Speaker 1>the matches have to right.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, it is annoying and maybe that's why the matches
<v Speaker 2>feel stuck in gear one. Yeah, so Jericho hits a
<v Speaker 2>reverse elbow on Edge for a two and aarana for
<v Speaker 2>a two. Jericho jumps into a gut kick and Edge
<v Speaker 2>hits a DDT for a two.
<v Speaker 1>That was fucking cool.
<v Speaker 2>Actually, Edge goes for the spear, but Jericho moves and
<v Speaker 2>then goes for the walls of Jericho.
<v Speaker 1>I thought he's gonna bump the ref, I said, I
<v Speaker 1>hope he doesn't bump the ref, and they teased it,
<v Speaker 1>but he.
<v Speaker 2>Does not Edge small packages him and the ref counts three,
<v Speaker 2>even though Jericho's foot was all the way.
<v Speaker 1>On the road, I mean like it was. He was
<v Speaker 1>fucking falling out of the ring. He was so in
<v Speaker 1>the ropes here.
<v Speaker 2>So the ref immediately waves off the match after he
<v Speaker 2>called for the three, and he followed Edge up the
<v Speaker 2>ramp and said, no fucking way, buddy, we are restarting
<v Speaker 2>this match.
<v Speaker 1>I fucked up huge, And don't worry, We're not gonna
<v Speaker 1>see his reaction or really the restart of the match.
<v Speaker 1>We'll shout up to shout when we come back. When
<v Speaker 1>we come back from commercial, and the match is like
<v Speaker 1>already going.
<v Speaker 2>Again, Jericho's back on top, Like I was like, wow, I.
<v Speaker 1>Thought like I would have liked to see like the
<v Speaker 1>beginning and then maybe go to the bell or go
<v Speaker 1>to the commercial.
<v Speaker 2>But no, I can't say that this was a bad idea.
<v Speaker 2>But with a pretty like uneventful first fall and coming back.
<v Speaker 1>To it and I know the finish now, they don't
<v Speaker 1>pick it up much either.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, this was such a weird match. Yeah, it was
<v Speaker 2>so overthought for no reason. These guys could have just
<v Speaker 2>had a good TV match.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah that's true.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I imagine they were just like, let's try let's
<v Speaker 2>just try something. Yeah, we've had this match one hundred times,
<v Speaker 2>let's just try something else.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, no one, I mean this show sucks, Like why not.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, this will still be the best match of the show.
<v Speaker 2>Would try something out. So Jericho hits an en Z
<v Speaker 2>and then the ball scrape. Jericho, does that have.
<v Speaker 1>A fucking name? Like? Is it called something in the
<v Speaker 1>game that I don't know? I legit run every single time.
<v Speaker 1>It's running balls to the back. I read it every time,
<v Speaker 1>and I know that's not what it's called.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I'm not sure that Jared One has to tell
<v Speaker 2>the boss Man.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, maybe that's Yeah.
<v Speaker 2>Jericho is on the apron when Edge spears him off
<v Speaker 2>the apron and he jumps into the barricade and hurts
<v Speaker 2>his ribs.
<v Speaker 1>I definitely thought for a second that he was going
<v Speaker 1>to do a Biggie style, which I don't know.
<v Speaker 2>Just running and jumping goes through.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, it's like as su aside dive through with him there.
<v Speaker 1>That would have been pretty gnarly.
<v Speaker 2>Edge then crotches Jericho on the top rope, literally picks
<v Speaker 2>him up and throws him, crotching him on the top
<v Speaker 2>rope and the ref calls for the disqualification.
<v Speaker 1>Like Jericho went for like a cross body and they
<v Speaker 1>stumbled back and Edge dumped him one of the rope
<v Speaker 1>ball style and then he sets up with the spear.
<v Speaker 1>So there's there's time in between this, like Edges like
<v Speaker 1>the ref is talking to Jericho for a second, Edges
<v Speaker 1>setting up for a spear, the ref just stands up
<v Speaker 1>and calls for the bell, and Edge says, what the
<v Speaker 1>fucking spears? Jericho anyway, because he's like, what the fuck
<v Speaker 1>is this shit? I've never seen anyone decute for this.
<v Speaker 2>So Edge pinned him and then decuwed himself and then
<v Speaker 2>also stood tall at the end and left with the
<v Speaker 2>belt right like, yeah, this match like was fucked up
<v Speaker 2>from the gig guy, like this is what they want
<v Speaker 2>to fuck would I want to see this at the
<v Speaker 2>pay per view?
<v Speaker 1>You don't want to see Edge getting his actual definitive win,
<v Speaker 1>Like what the fuck? Like I've seen him Edges beating
<v Speaker 1>him three different ways?
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, like shit, visual beatings for fucking three different ways?
<v Speaker 2>Is this is crazy? Dude?
<v Speaker 1>It was funny Edges backing up the ramp with the
<v Speaker 1>title and he said even he says, I had him
<v Speaker 1>beat you, son of a bitch. I guess he was
<v Speaker 1>talking to the rev. A match is this is son
<v Speaker 1>of a bitch and I had him beat Yeah, you're right. No,
<v Speaker 1>it's I mean, like even worse, even worse. They did
<v Speaker 1>all that and there's no like pay off to it.
<v Speaker 1>That sucks.
<v Speaker 2>It's the start of the second hour. So now it's
<v Speaker 2>time for the Evolution town hall.
<v Speaker 3>That's second hour. We had one match. Oh my god,
<v Speaker 3>we had a second hour with one match?
<v Speaker 1>Was this actually the same was this raw Zone?
<v Speaker 2>So this was forty five minutes into the show. And
<v Speaker 2>in America you get fifteen minutes of commercials for every
<v Speaker 2>forty five minutes of content. So yeah, we were just
<v Speaker 2>entering the second hour.
<v Speaker 1>They show they show Evolution walking through the hallway together
<v Speaker 1>and for some reason, Triple H takes off his Evolution
<v Speaker 1>shirt and just walking with it, and then Flair, walking
<v Speaker 1>next to him, starts awkwardly scratching his own neck because
<v Speaker 1>he's trying to figure out if he's also supposed to
<v Speaker 1>pop his top ball.
<v Speaker 2>To or not.
<v Speaker 1>He's like looking at Triple H, look at his shirt.
<v Speaker 1>But the early.
<v Speaker 2>Evolution Triple H, wo pop his shirt? And Rick there
<v Speaker 2>would slap him on the back of the chest and
<v Speaker 2>be like, you look great.
<v Speaker 1>You the man.
<v Speaker 2>So the Evolution town Hall is upon us. Triple H
<v Speaker 2>talks about Randy Orton and how he doesn't believe in destiny.
<v Speaker 1>This on to like, but he also does.
<v Speaker 2>Dude.
<v Speaker 1>Okay, I'm glad you noticed that, because that is also
<v Speaker 1>what I picked up here. I have to say, listen,
<v Speaker 1>we recapped that entire thing at the top, so I
<v Speaker 1>will do my best here. But I was in no
<v Speaker 1>fucking mood to listen to two thousand and four Triple
<v Speaker 1>H talk Like. I was fucking like, wow, I can't
<v Speaker 1>this is and I knew, like, once I figured out
<v Speaker 1>what the segment was, I was like, okay, this is
<v Speaker 1>like a thing people call back to a lot, like
<v Speaker 1>this shot is in orton'stron for years after this, so
<v Speaker 1>it's like, Okay, I get it. But I did not
<v Speaker 1>fucking want to hear an elongated Triple H repeating himself
<v Speaker 1>sixteen fucking times.
<v Speaker 3>Yeah.
<v Speaker 2>Well, it's funny, dude. It was funny because this was
<v Speaker 2>definitely supposed to be the start of the show when
<v Speaker 2>the rock came back.
<v Speaker 3>Oh my god, Oh my gosh, you're right, you probably
<v Speaker 3>have swapped this in the desert segment, Yeah, because it.
<v Speaker 1>Does feel awkward, Tony. It does feel awkward because fucking
<v Speaker 1>right after this is Flair's match, and like the timing
<v Speaker 1>feels super weird.
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, Okay, James, they definitely did. And
<v Speaker 3>the Rock was like in Town or something or the
<v Speaker 3>like earlier in the day, like, oh, we got the rock,
<v Speaker 3>let's do this.
<v Speaker 2>We got together. Semore two, they came together with that
<v Speaker 2>segment and who we got. We got to Jerry and Rhino.
<v Speaker 2>Let's make it work, boys, Let's.
<v Speaker 1>Make some money. So Triple H is here, Evolution comes
<v Speaker 1>out Triple H's theme.
<v Speaker 2>Uh, and we know why I thought it was weird.
<v Speaker 3>I was like, well, I did not come out to
<v Speaker 3>Evolution music, but then I found out later.
<v Speaker 1>Is right, That's how I thought. Too tiny. So Triple
<v Speaker 1>Ah says, there's been a lot to talk about destiny lately,
<v Speaker 1>and I don't believe in destiny. I don't believe life
<v Speaker 1>is predetermined. It's the choices you make, and for every choice,
<v Speaker 1>there's a consequence. And take Randy Orton for example. Randy
<v Speaker 1>Orton made a choice not to be a failure and
<v Speaker 1>a disappointment like his grandfather and his father.
<v Speaker 2>Hey, Cowboy Bob Orton with the tag team Champions of
<v Speaker 2>the World with Don Pernodle.
<v Speaker 1>Fuck holy shit, Yeah, I mean the Triple As is
<v Speaker 1>not watching his Greg cr Noodle tams.
<v Speaker 2>The real evolution was Cowboy Bob Orton, Donkernodle and Dirty Dix.
<v Speaker 1>Later, you don't know anything about this business, Triple Ah
<v Speaker 1>says that Randy Orton chose to stand by the sixteen
<v Speaker 1>time world champion Rick Flair, the most dominant man in
<v Speaker 1>this business Batista, and the greatest wrestler ever today Triple
<v Speaker 1>h oh shit, that's fucking crazy. And the consequence of
<v Speaker 1>that decision, Randy Orton became one of the most successful
<v Speaker 1>athletes in this industry. But he made another decision. All
<v Speaker 1>you had to do was go on the ring and
<v Speaker 1>softened Ben Wild. For me, Orton made a choice, and
<v Speaker 1>that choice was to win and to take the world title,
<v Speaker 1>my world championship. And everyone knows that title's mind, and
<v Speaker 1>the only person that doesn't is Randy Orton. And it's
<v Speaker 1>ironic that you stowed here last week celebrating your tribute
<v Speaker 1>video and your balloons and you're a Bolli who and
<v Speaker 1>the confetti falling from the ceiling and hour glass, which
<v Speaker 1>is that right? And the confetti was like sand in
<v Speaker 1>an hourglass?
<v Speaker 2>And okay, val who on that last week, I thought
<v Speaker 2>I would do my own promo.
<v Speaker 1>Well, Triple H then says, after earlier saying he doesn't
<v Speaker 1>believe in destiny, he says, your destiny had been chosen
<v Speaker 1>for you, and you took the beating U and that
<v Speaker 1>was a consequence of the decisions you made. Okay, so
<v Speaker 1>talk about a hole in one, he says you. Uh,
<v Speaker 1>it's time for you to make a choice. You can
<v Speaker 1>walk to this ring. You can put the world heavyweight
<v Speaker 1>championship in my hand, and you can lay down in
<v Speaker 1>the ring and I take my rightful place as world
<v Speaker 1>heavyweight champion. And for that I will let you live
<v Speaker 1>for one more day above ground. But if you make
<v Speaker 1>the wrong choice, I will personally see it that you
<v Speaker 1>cease to exist.
<v Speaker 3>Period.
<v Speaker 1>And at this point I got sick of it, and
<v Speaker 1>I wrote, holy fucking ramble. We get it. He has
<v Speaker 1>a choice, and he has to come down here, and
<v Speaker 1>you want an answer, and we need an answer, and
<v Speaker 1>you should come out make your choice, to make a decision.
<v Speaker 1>About your destiny and your answers.
<v Speaker 3>Enough, dude. What's funny about that is like Batista earlier backstage,
<v Speaker 3>or like Batista, you got you gave the ultimatum to Orton, right,
<v Speaker 3>So Orton already knew about this ultimatum because Batista already
<v Speaker 3>gave it to him.
<v Speaker 1>Oh yeah, you're right.
<v Speaker 3>Triple is just telling the camera so you want it
<v Speaker 3>to know or he will.
<v Speaker 2>I think they probably filmed that backstage after they realized
<v Speaker 2>that they weren't the opener anymore, so they were.
<v Speaker 1>Just yeah, sure, yeah, that makes sense. So evolutions music
<v Speaker 1>hits and Orton comes out with the title. This is
<v Speaker 1>why I realized that Triple H and them came out
<v Speaker 1>to Triple Ah's music because they wanted Orton to come
<v Speaker 1>out to Lucian's music. I guess to make him feel
<v Speaker 1>like he was still in the group.
<v Speaker 2>On w c W, everyone came out to the same
<v Speaker 2>theme song and it was no problem.
<v Speaker 1>It was you're right, Yeah, it was no problem. Triple
<v Speaker 1>A's just maybe wanted to hear that song tonight.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, sure, it's mine, it's my song with that ship.
<v Speaker 1>The Jerry got his music.
<v Speaker 2>He also got a bunch of pies, which is way
<v Speaker 2>better than whatever this is.
<v Speaker 1>Triple Ah says Orton, hand me, I don't know why
<v Speaker 1>you said it like that, Hand me that championship belt,
<v Speaker 1>and Orton stares at Triple H. Triple A's just fucking
<v Speaker 1>flipping out. He's mad. He wants the belt. Triple H
<v Speaker 1>grabs the belt, but Orton holds onto it, and then
<v Speaker 1>Orton proceeds to spit the fattest loogie I've ever seen
<v Speaker 1>in my life.
<v Speaker 2>That Mark Jindrak. Motherfucker, that was my boy. I'll say
<v Speaker 2>plussy whenever I want.
<v Speaker 1>We're having a good We're saying shit and pussy bitch.
<v Speaker 1>That's us on the show. So he spits a crazy
<v Speaker 1>loogie in Triple H's face, which is in his tron
<v Speaker 1>for years after this, like this is like the biggest
<v Speaker 1>moment is his career, spitting in Triple H's face, and
<v Speaker 1>Triple H stands there and spit just all over his
<v Speaker 1>fucking face. Looks ridiculous, and he fucking gets fired up
<v Speaker 1>and he charges Orton, but Orton brings him with the belt,
<v Speaker 1>and Batista and Flair chase Orton out, and Orton hops
<v Speaker 1>bacade and runs up the stairs and he poses in
<v Speaker 1>the crowd with the title and then this feels like
<v Speaker 1>fucking forever. Triple H is fucking fuming and he's fucking
<v Speaker 1>flipping out, and he's holding on the second rope and
<v Speaker 1>he's leaning on it and he's fucking dripping spit on
<v Speaker 1>his face and he's yelling, oh dad, yeah man, and
<v Speaker 1>he's he looks fucking disgusting here, man, Like this is
<v Speaker 1>like he's dripping with sweat and spit. H not even
<v Speaker 1>saying real words anymore.
<v Speaker 2>I love the way he looks when the camera is
<v Speaker 2>like looking up at him.
<v Speaker 1>Though it's very funny, it's fucking insane looking. Yeah, he's
<v Speaker 1>just the grossest looking dude I've ever seen here. And
<v Speaker 1>they keep doing a bouncing shot with Orton holding the
<v Speaker 1>title up, which feels like forever and Triple Ah just
<v Speaker 1>fucking wet and gross. And that was Orton getting his
<v Speaker 1>comeback here on old Triple H. And I mean, yeah,
<v Speaker 1>like I said, like, that's I legit. Think I know
<v Speaker 1>this part because I've seen it so many times in
<v Speaker 1>this fucking tron.
<v Speaker 2>Well. Backstage, Victoria tells Eric Bischoff that it's wrong to
<v Speaker 2>force Leada to Mary Kane. She waits until the night
<v Speaker 2>of the wedding, like literally twenty minutes before it. This
<v Speaker 2>is wrong.
<v Speaker 1>She didn't protest coming to the show either. Sentence for
<v Speaker 1>the wedding, and bitchof says, Hey, the wedding's gonna happen
<v Speaker 1>and nothing's gonna stop it. Then Triple A's hand reaches
<v Speaker 1>in off camera and grabs her entire face and dregs
<v Speaker 1>her off screen.
<v Speaker 3>Dude, he pie faces the ship out of it.
<v Speaker 1>It was insane looking, Yeah, caught me off guard. Nuts.
<v Speaker 1>Then he grips bishof up, but he grabs him and
<v Speaker 1>he pulls him to his face.
<v Speaker 2>Did you say that my face?
<v Speaker 1>He's and he's spitting all over Bischoff's faces. He says that,
<v Speaker 1>and Triple is just staring. He's face to face with
<v Speaker 1>Bischoff and he's growling, and he says, I want Randy
<v Speaker 1>Orton's ass. Bischoff says, all right, you're gonna get it,
<v Speaker 1>and I'm forgiven. You get his ass, you get a
<v Speaker 1>World Championship match, and Triple A' is just happy with this.
<v Speaker 1>I mean, I've this is like I've seen Triple h
<v Speaker 1>like sell angry before. He's this is like the angriest
<v Speaker 1>I've ever fucking.
<v Speaker 2>W W E rewind brought to you in part by
<v Speaker 2>Milky Way.
<v Speaker 1>Hmm, you funk with those? You like the Milky Way?
<v Speaker 2>I ate him when I was younger. I haven't had
<v Speaker 2>one in a while.
<v Speaker 1>Oh ship, yeah, I enjoy it.
<v Speaker 2>Okay.
<v Speaker 3>They feel like they're missing something though, you know what
<v Speaker 3>I mean, like a little maybe I don't know some yeah.
<v Speaker 1>Though, dude, okay, Tony. Every time I have a Milky Way,
<v Speaker 1>I was like, wow, I wish I had snickers, right
<v Speaker 1>every time?
<v Speaker 3>Every time, Like there's a better candy bar than this.
<v Speaker 2>I don't know there's there if you get them, like
<v Speaker 2>in the little bars. I don't know if I would
<v Speaker 2>want a full bar of a milky Way, but the
<v Speaker 2>little bars of Milky Way, that's just enough. That was
<v Speaker 2>pretty cool.
<v Speaker 3>I feel like that's what I only eat is the
<v Speaker 3>little ones.
<v Speaker 1>The little one. Little chocolate at all is like the
<v Speaker 1>goat version of any chocolate.
<v Speaker 2>I think, Yeah, you're right, you got me on the
<v Speaker 2>gummy cluster thing.
<v Speaker 1>Oh the nerds, Okay, those are that they're unbelievable into
<v Speaker 1>because like it's hard to kick. Yeah, those are those
<v Speaker 1>are sick as I've been eating a ton of fucking uh,
<v Speaker 1>what are they called? Oh dude, I mean like I
<v Speaker 1>don't go to Hamburg, remember dumb dumbs, A little like
<v Speaker 1>lot of like they I've been eating those, like fucking
<v Speaker 1>crack what you eat of course.
<v Speaker 2>So Rick Flair was ejected at SummerSlam. William Regal then
<v Speaker 2>hit him with the brass knuckles.
<v Speaker 1>Because I think it was Eugene's match that Flair was
<v Speaker 1>trying to get involved in. I don't know what the
<v Speaker 1>match was in my brain was.
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, because somehow after this few triple Age gets a
<v Speaker 3>world Tottle match.
<v Speaker 1>So here's fucking triple.
<v Speaker 3>Yeah.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, wow, Triple H wins that match stockingly.
<v Speaker 2>William Rigo versus Rick Flair is up next. William Regal
<v Speaker 2>comes out to his music to Eugene's music.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, okay, I was gonna say that. I don't know
<v Speaker 1>how often that happens, where the manager gets the main
<v Speaker 1>theme here, but that's how over Eugene was, I guess.
<v Speaker 1>And Eugene gets in the does airplane arms, which I
<v Speaker 1>always enjoyed. There's I don't know if you guys ever
<v Speaker 1>played it, but I think it's s v ro O
<v Speaker 1>six on the PSP. There's like mini games on it.
<v Speaker 1>Like Blackjack and Ship and one of them games.
<v Speaker 2>Is you watch you play it?
<v Speaker 1>Oh fuck yeah, dude. Yeah, there's a mini game where Eugene, like,
<v Speaker 1>you have to do airplane arms down the ring and
<v Speaker 1>not fall over or some shit. That's airplane.
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, that is awesome.
<v Speaker 2>That's free. There is also a sign in the crowd
<v Speaker 2>here where the left side of it has the letter
<v Speaker 2>you and then the other side of it has a
<v Speaker 2>real pair of jeans on it for Eugene.
<v Speaker 1>That is fucking inspired. Wow, I love that.
<v Speaker 2>It was pretty nwesome.
<v Speaker 1>Love that a lot.
<v Speaker 2>William Rego's outfit is also kind of crazy. He has
<v Speaker 2>two singlets on top of each other here.
<v Speaker 1>I don't know what that was about, but that is
<v Speaker 1>what it is. I mean, like Helso had a shiner.
<v Speaker 1>Maybe someone saw him in that outfit and punched him
<v Speaker 1>in the air kick.
<v Speaker 2>That sucks.
<v Speaker 1>He but he stayed true to it because it was
<v Speaker 1>all the only Gary brought the night.
<v Speaker 2>Of course, so Rego hits an upper cut and flare
<v Speaker 2>flare flops. Here, Regal hits a back body drop on
<v Speaker 2>Flair on the floor on the outside. Jr. Says there's
<v Speaker 2>no padding out there. There's a ton of padding out there.
<v Speaker 1>There's an unbelievable there's the most padding in wrestling out here.
<v Speaker 2>Actually, yeah, they created this entire floor.
<v Speaker 1>I appreciated that Flair took that though. I was like,
<v Speaker 1>oh fuck, he took a back body drop off the floor.
<v Speaker 1>That was kind of cool. They were hitting each other,
<v Speaker 1>But like you said, there's really that's kind of all
<v Speaker 1>there is, Like it never really gets anywhere other than that.
<v Speaker 2>I'm sure in the commercial there was more to this
<v Speaker 2>match that we just completely missed.
<v Speaker 1>Dude. The commercial matches are probably awesome, especially with Edgie.
<v Speaker 1>Jericho's probably a great one.
<v Speaker 2>Two Yeah, because we come back from commercial and Flair
<v Speaker 2>is up and I imagine Flair does all his ship
<v Speaker 2>during the commercial. Yeah, you're right, And that's a big problem.
<v Speaker 2>I guess with WBS they would put all the fucking
<v Speaker 2>heat and control in the commercial commercials. Yeah, and like,
<v Speaker 2>for a long time, that fucking my brain anytime I
<v Speaker 2>saw heat or anything like that.
<v Speaker 1>For a while, it maybe don't have the.
<v Speaker 2>Fuck am I watching this? Yeah, isn't this You're supposed
<v Speaker 2>to be during the commercial. And it wasn't until like
<v Speaker 2>I started learning more about wrestling and stuff that I
<v Speaker 2>was like, oh fuck, like the heat and control is
<v Speaker 2>super important to wrest. Yes, we come back from commercial,
<v Speaker 2>Flair is up, he drops a knee for a two
<v Speaker 2>and closed fist punches him, and then Regal hits a
<v Speaker 2>mother f and bomb on him off the top to
<v Speaker 2>take that.
<v Speaker 1>On commentary, they're talking about the Wedding from Hell by
<v Speaker 1>the way, a lot during this match, because they also
<v Speaker 1>don't care about this match, and Jay says, you know
<v Speaker 1>later on at the Wedding from Hell, and Wallace says,
<v Speaker 1>why do you keep calling that? Just because none of
<v Speaker 1>your weddings worked out doesn't mean this won't and oh,
<v Speaker 1>you should talk, and then Lawler a little bit after that,
<v Speaker 1>I says, did you bring a wedding present for Ken
<v Speaker 1>and Lita? And Jess says, oh, darn, I knew I
<v Speaker 1>forgot saw him, And Lalla says, oh, you have a present, Shirley,
<v Speaker 1>And Jess says, well, don't call me Shirley, and I
<v Speaker 1>don't have a present. And the last one is egregious.
<v Speaker 1>Here Lalla says, oh, I bought them a present that
<v Speaker 1>they can use on their honeymoon, and Jess says, oh yeah,
<v Speaker 1>watch that edible pennies.
<v Speaker 2>For Caine.
<v Speaker 3>Okay, don't call me.
<v Speaker 1>Charley, Jesus, what are you? What are you talking about
<v Speaker 1>Elisa's I know you don't know what they're because they
<v Speaker 1>don't come and biscuit a gravy flavor. What about barbecue?
<v Speaker 3>That's just bet sweet.
<v Speaker 2>Oh man, that's good.
<v Speaker 3>Let's be eating it right now.
<v Speaker 1>Just like, don't call me Charlot.
<v Speaker 2>Biscuits and gravy will make you a man.
<v Speaker 1>I'm sorry what you say. They're just eating.
<v Speaker 3>Tastes like biscuits and gravy. Yeah, I dontant to make
<v Speaker 3>it takes as long you can get it from hard.
<v Speaker 2>He's across Junior.
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, it's a lot faster.
<v Speaker 2>And Janis, which is man like, is very different deal.
<v Speaker 2>So Regal hits an underhooked souplex, but the ref gets
<v Speaker 2>distracted and Batista then hits William. Regal flair locks in
<v Speaker 2>the figure four and Batista tries to hold his arms,
<v Speaker 2>but the ref sees it and tells him to fuck off.
<v Speaker 2>Eugene runs in the ring and flips over the figure
<v Speaker 2>four to reverse the pressure. Batista then walks over him
<v Speaker 2>and Eugene start hockey fighting.
<v Speaker 1>Dude, I swear to god, I don't know if I
<v Speaker 1>watched it wrong. I swear to god, Eugene is throwing
<v Speaker 1>Rick Flair punches at Batista's face. They're ident, oh my god,
<v Speaker 1>he is piecing Batista up and the Batista fucking throws
<v Speaker 1>him into the ring post. And then chrispin Wall runs
<v Speaker 1>out to make the fucking same for Eugene and he
<v Speaker 1>starts kicking Batista's ass.
<v Speaker 2>So Flair and Regal both have brass knuckles in the ring,
<v Speaker 2>which was a great way to do the finish. Here,
<v Speaker 2>Flair and Regal are both down and they're standing up
<v Speaker 2>back to each other, old Western standoff style first to draw,
<v Speaker 2>and they're both putting on brass knuckles, and then they
<v Speaker 2>go to the center of the ring and they turn
<v Speaker 2>around and Regal hits Flair first and knocks them out
<v Speaker 2>with the brass knuckles and ends up getting the pen
<v Speaker 2>to win the match.
<v Speaker 1>It I mean like, that was a fucking great, fucking finish.
<v Speaker 1>I enjoyed that very much. And then, of course, uh which, James,
<v Speaker 1>to your point of six man titles in w W
<v Speaker 1>E Benoi, William, Regal and Eugene against the Rock to
<v Speaker 1>Jerri and Rhino would have been a great unforgiven massage.
<v Speaker 2>Couldn't be any worse than anything else on that show.
<v Speaker 1>Great point.
<v Speaker 2>Well, vote next on the raw Diva search No clear
<v Speaker 2>a Cell for men presents unforgiven?
<v Speaker 1>Hell yeah, fucking burn the shit out of them, fucking bimples.
<v Speaker 1>Fuck your face up today, dude.
<v Speaker 2>I mean I had the clear sell pads when I
<v Speaker 2>was young. Dude, I don't know if that's what this is.
<v Speaker 2>I can't remember. I remember it being clear a cell
<v Speaker 2>or something along those lines. Okay, yeah, but that shit
<v Speaker 2>fucked me up so bad.
<v Speaker 1>It was so painful.
<v Speaker 2>It was fucking horrible. Like, yeah, waking up at six
<v Speaker 2>am to get ready for school and then burning my
<v Speaker 2>face to ship. Was all of them, at least add
<v Speaker 2>Tailo too, Alan Iverson and Julius Ryan.
<v Speaker 1>Dawkins clear silled doubt Well that was for clear silf
<v Speaker 1>for men, and you were just going to school, so
<v Speaker 1>you had to get clear self of children.
<v Speaker 2>Of course that I was a man. So we have
<v Speaker 2>the SmackDown rebound, and we will not be talking about
<v Speaker 2>it because who knows, maybe one day we will do
<v Speaker 2>the SmackDown.
<v Speaker 1>I don't want to spoil the podcast.
<v Speaker 2>So we go backstage. Lida is in her dress and
<v Speaker 2>looking in the mirror. She grabs a vase off the
<v Speaker 2>table and throws it at the mirror, breaking it.
<v Speaker 1>So I was super impressed by this because she was
<v Speaker 1>very mad. She picks up this vase and throws it
<v Speaker 1>at the mirror. The vase shatters, water goes everywhere, the
<v Speaker 1>mirror untouched. What a mirror. I didn't need to know
<v Speaker 1>what brand it is because I always love throwing it broke.
<v Speaker 1>I don't think the mirror did.
<v Speaker 3>No, there's water all over the mirror, but vase broke.
<v Speaker 3>So maybe they got like a breakaway vase because they
<v Speaker 3>thought it was like, you know, a fake face.
<v Speaker 2>Shoot, yeah, Cane, they.
<v Speaker 1>Had to cut that because the first seg went long.
<v Speaker 3>You're probably right.
<v Speaker 2>So it shows the ring all done up for the wedding,
<v Speaker 2>and then it shows Cane back here in his white tuxedo.
<v Speaker 1>So yeah, they transformed the ring. Well, what says I
<v Speaker 1>want to I want a ring has been transformed and
<v Speaker 1>the wedding from hell is a harpy await Cane because
<v Speaker 1>Cane is uh, he's in all white suit and he
<v Speaker 1>has a big smile, and he sniffs his suit for
<v Speaker 1>some reason, just to make sure he doesn't smell.
<v Speaker 2>Like ship or smelling stuff.
<v Speaker 1>Maybe he has a deviated sceptum.
<v Speaker 2>Of the penis.
<v Speaker 3>You know what, you're right, you know what did you
<v Speaker 3>bring out the butt?
<v Speaker 1>So Jerr says what he most bizarre when in ceremony
<v Speaker 1>is up next, and Jerry Lowers says, I don't know
<v Speaker 1>who's paying for this. It was the parents of the bride,
<v Speaker 1>but they spared no expense. Jerr says, everything is whatch
<v Speaker 1>but it's still in my view the wedding.
<v Speaker 3>From Hale dude not hellish enough. I thought this would
<v Speaker 3>be very hell like.
<v Speaker 1>It's all why no man Caine one of the real wedding,
<v Speaker 1>one of the fucking legit wedding. And uh, there's a
<v Speaker 1>minister in the ring, right, that's right, that's right? And
<v Speaker 1>uh then a the ring bearer comes out, who is
<v Speaker 1>a he's a small man and he has Caine's eyeliner on.
<v Speaker 1>And I don't know why this was the thing that
<v Speaker 1>Jerry Lawler said first, but this small man walks out
<v Speaker 1>with the ring and Kane eyelander and Jerry Lawler says, oh,
<v Speaker 1>he thought like something was about to happen. Crazy, what
<v Speaker 1>could fing possibly be happening? Well, then they have a
<v Speaker 1>small woman come out and has the Flower Girl and
<v Speaker 1>she comes out and she's throwing flowers all over the place,
<v Speaker 1>and then they start playing is Caine's theme song on
<v Speaker 1>I was going, I wrote violin? What is it that?
<v Speaker 1>A cello?
<v Speaker 2>Yeah?
<v Speaker 3>I wrote violin to you. I don't know, maybe I said.
<v Speaker 2>They got so him playing the big guitar with stick, and.
<v Speaker 1>I mean it wasn't but it was actually pretty sick, yeah.
<v Speaker 3>Like because it was kind of subtle too, like if
<v Speaker 3>you weren't paying attention, got it?
<v Speaker 2>Yeah?
<v Speaker 3>Sure, yeah, it was good.
<v Speaker 1>So uh Kin shakes hands with the ring Bear and
<v Speaker 1>the Flower Girl. They never explained the association with Cain
<v Speaker 1>and these two, but he seems to know them, and
<v Speaker 1>he seems very friendly with them.
<v Speaker 2>Friends.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, his fucking real mom and dad, which would be awesome.
<v Speaker 1>That's how the you know, Evil movie should have been
<v Speaker 1>these two.
<v Speaker 3>Wow.
<v Speaker 1>So Here Comes the Bride starts to play, and then
<v Speaker 1>Lida walks out in a black dress, and then the
<v Speaker 1>Here Comes the Bride turns Evil and it's like actually
<v Speaker 1>a pretty fucking sick like remix, like it's heavy ship.
<v Speaker 1>So Lida comes down and Caine, I mean Caine scrunches
<v Speaker 1>up his face in a way I've never seen somebody
<v Speaker 1>scrunch up their face before to show anger in my life.
<v Speaker 1>Like he's ridiculous looking.
<v Speaker 2>Caine also got the fresh line up right across the
<v Speaker 2>top of his head, the middle, the middle, like it
<v Speaker 2>is actually just he just went to the barber for this.
<v Speaker 2>It's actually not still look at.
<v Speaker 1>It's fucking like you can see.
<v Speaker 3>It, like, yeah, there's a clear line. He went to
<v Speaker 3>the barber side fucked me up.
<v Speaker 2>They did, and they right across the top Tony and
<v Speaker 2>just left the sides.
<v Speaker 3>This is unfortunate.
<v Speaker 1>That's a fucking I.
<v Speaker 3>Mean, I don't understand the lore behind Like, what's the
<v Speaker 3>lore behind that?
<v Speaker 2>Like I know, like the fire fucked up his hairline right, No,
<v Speaker 2>you can see his natty hairline.
<v Speaker 1>No, come on, I was from the flames.
<v Speaker 2>That's leftover, sut.
<v Speaker 3>The fire made a straight line across his head.
<v Speaker 2>That's crazy.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, And all the when he had long hair before
<v Speaker 1>that was all fake. That was attached to the mask.
<v Speaker 2>He's one of the most unhinged WB acts of all
<v Speaker 2>time simply because he asked the barbered if he can
<v Speaker 2>just cut across.
<v Speaker 1>So the minister in the ring Alda's there and Kane's
<v Speaker 1>there and they're standing across from each other, and the
<v Speaker 1>minister says, good evening and welcome to the wedding.
<v Speaker 2>Good evening, dude.
<v Speaker 1>If it was Linda mcmahn under a fucking makeup style, yes,
<v Speaker 1>she immediately gives it away. Good evening, Uh, he says,
<v Speaker 1>tonight does the special night is well? Unite these two
<v Speaker 1>in special matrimony. But before we commence, there's a man
<v Speaker 1>who has something very important is that he'd like to say,
<v Speaker 1>a man who is very close to the bride in
<v Speaker 1>the groom, and Kane's getting pissed, and he asked for
<v Speaker 1>this opportunity to address you both. Kine, Lida, please welcome
<v Speaker 1>Eric bash Off a I'm back. What a great fucking
<v Speaker 1>theme song.
<v Speaker 2>By the way, it's super weird here because I know
<v Speaker 2>Bischoff is the one that allowed this to happen, but
<v Speaker 2>for whatever reason, everyone on this show feels super like
<v Speaker 2>separated from each other. Like, okay, he doesn't feel like
<v Speaker 2>Bischof's really a part of this, if that makes sense.
<v Speaker 2>He is right, but like it doesn't feel like it.
<v Speaker 2>It kind of feels like everything was filmed like separately
<v Speaker 2>and they kind of bulsted.
<v Speaker 3>Together putting a show together. Yeah.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, the Rock fucked all this up tonight.
<v Speaker 1>For some reason, they needed Eric Bischoff to be like
<v Speaker 1>a part of us. I mean, obviously he sanctioned the
<v Speaker 1>match that led to Kane and Leda getting married.
<v Speaker 2>Well, you would think there would be a bigger thing
<v Speaker 2>right with Eric Bischoff involved, but instead, No, he's just
<v Speaker 2>here to read from the Bible.
<v Speaker 1>He's reading from the Bible, and that's what he said.
<v Speaker 1>He comes out in the white suit and he has
<v Speaker 1>his own white microphone. He says, I like to say
<v Speaker 1>how honored I am to be a part of this
<v Speaker 1>blessed occasion and honor the bride and groom. I'd like
<v Speaker 1>to take this opportunity to read one of my favorite
<v Speaker 1>passages from the Holy Bible. And he puts his reading
<v Speaker 1>glasses on and it cuts to Kane, who has a
<v Speaker 1>gigantic smile on his face because he loves the Bible artists.
<v Speaker 1>And Bischoff reads this passage from the Bible and he says, Amen,
<v Speaker 1>the crowd is what dude.
<v Speaker 2>Eric Bischoff reading from the Bible. It's not even like
<v Speaker 2>a bad guy thing. He's just reading the Bible.
<v Speaker 1>Like a nice thing. Together. We stand as one. What amen,
<v Speaker 1>what like?
<v Speaker 2>I thought that was pretty crazy.
<v Speaker 1>The minister is Kane, Lida, Well, I don't know you personally,
<v Speaker 1>it's clear to me that you have a unique relationship,
<v Speaker 1>and demonstrate how just how unique it is. I understand.
<v Speaker 1>The groom is put together a very special video that
<v Speaker 1>will illustrate his love for you, Lida. So they play
<v Speaker 1>a video package to like an R and B tune
<v Speaker 1>that allegedly Kine has put together, and it's just all
<v Speaker 1>the horrible things that have happened between Leada and Kane.
<v Speaker 1>So yeah, it shows random shit like Lda's pregnancy testing
<v Speaker 1>and Caine's big fucking ugly face, and then another shot
<v Speaker 1>a big ugly ass Kane Caane baby, then the Cane
<v Speaker 1>baby picture, Caine pucker in his lips to kiss Lda
<v Speaker 1>and Lida's not having it, and then came kissing Lyda
<v Speaker 1>as the beat drops, and then uh Leda getting goozled
<v Speaker 1>and lead A slapping Cane and all the great moments here,
<v Speaker 1>and we go back to the ring and Kane's wiping
<v Speaker 1>a tear from his eye and he holds Leader's hand
<v Speaker 1>and kisses it. Now it's time to get it on
<v Speaker 1>the wedding. The minister says, it should be the sinister.
<v Speaker 1>Minister also, by the way, there's a lot of better
<v Speaker 1>ideas that had missed opportunity, and he could have fireball
<v Speaker 1>came and then a.
<v Speaker 2>Big sALS there too.
<v Speaker 1>He's the ring bearer, So the minister says, in the
<v Speaker 1>spirit of being unique, I understand the couple has decided
<v Speaker 1>to write their own valves, and Caine, of course has
<v Speaker 1>his first and he says Lda. Kan says, Lda, when
<v Speaker 1>I first shows you to carry my seed.
<v Speaker 2>That was handwritten by Vince McMahon.
<v Speaker 1>Of course, Oh dude, you're right, that does sound like
<v Speaker 1>Vince verbiage. I thought of you as an instrument, nothing more.
<v Speaker 1>But as the days have passed, I'm happy that you're
<v Speaker 1>more than just the woman carrying my child. You are
<v Speaker 1>now my property. You're mine to do as I see fit.
<v Speaker 1>You will never know freedom, You will never again feel
<v Speaker 1>the embrace of another man, for there is no escape, Leada.
<v Speaker 1>From this day forward until the day you die, you
<v Speaker 1>are mine. And the minister says, all right, Lida, so
<v Speaker 1>would you like to preceed? So Lida pulls her vowls
<v Speaker 1>out of her top and says, Kane can I hate
<v Speaker 1>you more than life itself. You are a vile, horrible
<v Speaker 1>man with no soul, and even though I have no
<v Speaker 1>choice but to marry you, I want to make it
<v Speaker 1>clear that I love and I will always love Matt
<v Speaker 1>freaking hearty.
<v Speaker 2>And the.
<v Speaker 1>Only joy I have now in life isn't hoping that
<v Speaker 1>that praying for you to sulf sulfur a horrible accident
<v Speaker 1>resulting in a painful and immediate death. I sincerely hope
<v Speaker 1>you rotten hell. And Kane is standing there and he's
<v Speaker 1>like nod in his head, kind of like, m not right,
<v Speaker 1>and he says, that was lovely.
<v Speaker 2>That was I actually really thought his response there was cool. Dude,
<v Speaker 2>take in a second and go up.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, h that was lovely. So the minister says, perhaps
<v Speaker 1>we should proceed to the end of the ceremony. If
<v Speaker 1>there's anyone who feels that these two should not be
<v Speaker 1>joined in holy matrimony at this time, please speak now
<v Speaker 1>or forever hold your piece. Alida looks around hoping for
<v Speaker 1>someone come out. Kane starts laughing because no one's coming.
<v Speaker 1>I mean, like there's they could have really went crazy,
<v Speaker 1>like the amount of people that could have came out here,
<v Speaker 1>like s a Rio's coming out here and pop it
<v Speaker 1>off a moon salt and kN kick it as fucking
<v Speaker 1>as would have been cool.
<v Speaker 2>Well, I don't think anyone was in town for this raw,
<v Speaker 2>like fans like, I don't think any wrestlers were gonna
<v Speaker 2>come out.
<v Speaker 1>Like the only one I know was there was Stone Cold,
<v Speaker 1>and I don't know what the fuck that would have
<v Speaker 1>looked like.
<v Speaker 2>That would have been nuts.
<v Speaker 1>He comes out on the fucking ATV, crashes it, you
<v Speaker 1>son of a bit o game. Fucking yes, whoa the
<v Speaker 1>middle figures all the ATV.
<v Speaker 3>Fuck You're It's all good, full circle though.
<v Speaker 1>Fucking awesome. So fucking nobody comes out, and then Tricia's
<v Speaker 1>music hits and Trish comes out in White Lingerie, and
<v Speaker 1>this is fucking unbelievable, by the way, And Trish apologize
<v Speaker 1>and says, I'm not here to stop the ceremony. I'm
<v Speaker 1>here to support my very good friend Lida, And I
<v Speaker 1>thought it was just plaining terrible that on your big
<v Speaker 1>night you didn't have them made of honor.
<v Speaker 2>So who better than Trish coming out in White Lingerie,
<v Speaker 2>by the way, I don't want to just pass that by, sure, please,
<v Speaker 2>absolutely fucking insane it's nuts. She brought that specifically to
<v Speaker 2>do this tonight. Yeah, like this was her gear tonight
<v Speaker 2>was this And she just made like a good call
<v Speaker 2>that Caine would want a white wedding.
<v Speaker 1>So Tris says, yeah, who better than me? They'd be
<v Speaker 1>the maid of honor. And I even wore white because
<v Speaker 1>I knew that you couldn't. Now, Lida, I personally don't
<v Speaker 1>believe in sex before marriage, but I will let you
<v Speaker 1>know that I support your decision one hundred percent. And
<v Speaker 1>I know you're nervous and confused about having to marry Caine,
<v Speaker 1>but I just want to let you know that everything's
<v Speaker 1>gonna be just fun and all you have to do
<v Speaker 1>is open your heart, just like you opened your legs.
<v Speaker 1>Lyda's fucking pissed. She throws the flowers at Trash and
<v Speaker 1>attacks her, and then they roll down the stairs this
<v Speaker 1>very cartoon like. She grabs Trisch by the head and
<v Speaker 1>starts smashing her head into the ground repeatedly. Caane drags
<v Speaker 1>Leda off of her and brings her back in the ring,
<v Speaker 1>and Caine looks at the men and says, come on,
<v Speaker 1>let's fucking go and says, whoa wait, what the fuck areo.
<v Speaker 1>Oh god damn. So the minister says, Lida, you take
<v Speaker 1>this man to be her lawfully we a husband till death,
<v Speaker 1>do you part. Lda takes a second, she looks around.
<v Speaker 1>She says, I I do. And the minister says, and
<v Speaker 1>do you can take this woman to be your lawfully
<v Speaker 1>wedded wife, rich in richness, in boredoess, in sickness, in
<v Speaker 1>her health, as long as you both shall live. Oh yeah,
<v Speaker 1>Matt Hardy's music hits now. Not enough themes have hit
<v Speaker 1>in this fucking wedding.
<v Speaker 2>So Matt, That's what I'm saying. There's nobody, Yeah, no
<v Speaker 2>one wants to do anything about this, not.
<v Speaker 1>A single bit. Well, the rock had to go do
<v Speaker 1>some shitting against movies. I can't stay for the wedding.
<v Speaker 1>I got the fucking movies that do so came, fucking
<v Speaker 1>is fired up. He walks down the stairs that are
<v Speaker 1>leading up to the ring and he's talking shit at
<v Speaker 1>the ramp. He's waiting for Matt Hardy. Matt Hardy all
<v Speaker 1>of a sudden dives from the ring on top of
<v Speaker 1>Kane's head, like this is a dive that I've never
<v Speaker 1>seen before. He wipes Cane out and he fucking throws
<v Speaker 1>them in the stairs and then hits him, of course
<v Speaker 1>with a twist of faith finishing move. It was such
<v Speaker 1>a like I thought he was just gonna beat the
<v Speaker 1>shit up and maybe beat him with some weapons. But
<v Speaker 1>instead he in his purest moment of anger. I mean,
<v Speaker 1>this guy's forcing his girl to marry him, and in
<v Speaker 1>his deepest, angriest moment, he busts up the twist of faith.
<v Speaker 2>Well, the hottest moves around.
<v Speaker 1>I mean, they laid him out until it didn't because
<v Speaker 1>Matt tries to run away with Leta and Kane sits up,
<v Speaker 1>and then Piro goes off on the stage. There's a
<v Speaker 1>wall of fire. What the fuck, big fucking wall of
<v Speaker 1>fire stopping them from leaving. I would have just ran
<v Speaker 1>through that shit.
<v Speaker 2>I would just walked around it probably.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I mean, like go through the crowd like Randy.
<v Speaker 2>Just go through loss lane.
<v Speaker 4>There's the.
<v Speaker 2>Well Matt Hardy has a bad knee.
<v Speaker 1>So I understand they want to jump. Well he I
<v Speaker 1>guess his back isn't too bad though that's not yet,
<v Speaker 1>so that's good. So Cain comes up the ramp and
<v Speaker 1>he goes after Matt. Matt ducks a line and Matt
<v Speaker 1>punches the ship out of the cane. Kane, but fucking
<v Speaker 1>Big boots the ship out of him, and then Kane
<v Speaker 1>picks up Matt Hardy and chokes lose his ass off
<v Speaker 1>the stage through a table and kills him. Matt Hardy
<v Speaker 1>is dead, and the wedding is not over, of course,
<v Speaker 1>because Kan then drags lead it back to the ring
<v Speaker 1>to the altar and he looks at the minister and says.
<v Speaker 2>What are you waiting for?
<v Speaker 1>Run's go, let's finish this, and the Minister Eric quickly says, sorry, Cane,
<v Speaker 1>do you take Leader to be your wife? And Kin
<v Speaker 1>thinks for a second, shows about the end. Kane says,
<v Speaker 1>I do, and then Minister says, by the power vestment
<v Speaker 1>of me, I now pronounce your man and wife. You
<v Speaker 1>may kiss the bride, and Kane pulls Leader in and
<v Speaker 1>he kisses her, and then that GE's up. Kane's music
<v Speaker 1>and his lights to come on. I was fucking praying
<v Speaker 1>that Kin was going to do the biro and like
<v Speaker 1>all the posts would go off or something would blow
<v Speaker 1>up in the ring. I thought that would be very funny,
<v Speaker 1>but they did not do that.
<v Speaker 2>That was very upset.
<v Speaker 1>So Kin holds Leada's hand and they walk out of
<v Speaker 1>the ring and Jerry Lawler as they're going up the
<v Speaker 1>ramp together, he's Kane's carrying her up the ramp as
<v Speaker 1>a as a husband would carry a wife. Father says
<v Speaker 1>maybe maybe he was a wedding for Bell and Cain
<v Speaker 1>holding Lida looks over the stage to see Matt Hardy,
<v Speaker 1>who is fucking dead being tended to by doctors and refs,
<v Speaker 1>and then Kane carries Leader to the back and they
<v Speaker 1>are now officially married, and that is that is how
<v Speaker 1>the show goes off the air with Kane carrying Leader
<v Speaker 1>his new wife.
<v Speaker 2>So Matt Hardy actually doesn't appear on w w E again,
<v Speaker 2>I believe until the next year. I believe he needed
<v Speaker 2>to take time off for his knee and then they
<v Speaker 2>ended up just releasing him when he was rehabbing. Oh okay, yeah,
<v Speaker 2>so he does his r o H states he faces
<v Speaker 2>Christopher Daniels, faces homicide and this I believe so because
<v Speaker 2>he comes back to face Matt hart or Edge.
<v Speaker 1>Sorry, yeah, yeah, that's right, because I think that's all
<v Speaker 1>popping off while he's out and that's like a part
<v Speaker 1>of why he gets released too.
<v Speaker 2>Well, Matt comes back to work w W E again,
<v Speaker 2>but he still has like r O H dates, so
<v Speaker 2>I finished finish the dates up.
<v Speaker 1>Dude, we gotta watch that episode where he fucking like
<v Speaker 1>runs in on the show and it's like a shoot
<v Speaker 1>quote hi, which is looking awesome.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, when they bring him in, he's facing Daniels.
<v Speaker 1>Roddy a j Hell yeah, I mean want to fucking
<v Speaker 1>just talk?
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, dude, I mean they had nothing. I don't know
<v Speaker 2>if this episode looked different before the Rock showed up.
<v Speaker 2>I imagine maybe it did. I don't know.
<v Speaker 3>I'm assuming they cut one match, right, they cut another match?
<v Speaker 3>There was only what two matches on the show?
<v Speaker 1>Is that right? It's yeah, it's Jericho and Edge and
<v Speaker 1>then it's fucking Regal and Flair and then that's it.
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, wow, Wow, what the fuck?
<v Speaker 1>I didn't realize that till you said that, Tony Jesus
<v Speaker 1>Gone because I was.
<v Speaker 3>Looking at it. I'm like, okay, So I'm assuming there
<v Speaker 3>was one more match, right, there had to be.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah for the Rock game, I mean, the best part
<v Speaker 2>of the show is to Jerry's Pies, which also coincides
<v Speaker 2>with one of the worst segments.
<v Speaker 1>Just just ever. Yeah, just literally fucking every Yeah, what
<v Speaker 1>a dog shit show. But I had a good time
<v Speaker 1>with you, gentlemen.
<v Speaker 2>Indeed, I gotta say, I mean you have to. If
<v Speaker 2>you if you listen to us talk about this and
<v Speaker 2>you haven't seen that opening segment, go sit down for
<v Speaker 2>twenty five consecutive metal check that out.
<v Speaker 1>You have to watch it through.
<v Speaker 2>No plus ten just watch it.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, you have to watch it through. We didn't plus
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