Revisiting WWF RAW 2000 Mae Young Gives Birth To A Hand, The Rock Starts Over, Kurt Angle Open Challenge, Top WWE WrestleMania Themes

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now, it's time for the untitled theme song segment. Wow, still no
name after all this time. It's called the untitled themes, like like an
untitled song on an album. Oh I don't understand the drug. Please explain
further. It's like when you like have a song. Anyway, welcome to
the untitled theme song exactly where we're talking about? What Tony WrestleMania? All
of them? All of them, all of the WrestleMania James, how did
you agree to this? All of them? I didn't agree to the segment,
period. But here we are. It's true, we are here.
We are bulls shit. All right, Well, we're gonna pick our top
three or we're drafting Tony. What are we doing? We're picking our favorite
WrestleMania theme songs? How many of them? Thirty nine of them? Which
which WrestleManias are valid? Well, Johnny will let you know what every wrestle
an theme song is go ahead? Oh god, damn what you told me?
I great that they said do it. I know you said, don't
lie James James forty five minutes and one of us was supposed to a theme
songs. It wasn't me, not it, not it, that was you.
You're the good guy guy. No, Well, we are going to
pick our top three is Tony said, I don't remember this segment. Top
three favorite WrestleMania theme songs from WrestleMania one all the way too? What's the
next one? That twenty five? We were and we're gonna do another one?
I mean, no, no one picked a deep fastways I did I
pick? You know, don't spoil you all. So there's a lot of
classics. I'm not gonna go through all of them, Sorry, Tony,
I don't want to disappoint you. Guys know what the fucking wrestling theme songs
in your head right now? Yeah, you've already picked your three favorites in
your heads. We don't have to do all that shit, but we can
go over some. You know. That's the classics that I will not make
my list. I guess let's pick ours in and we'll talk about all the
ones we don't like. Let's do that, all right, Tony? You
start us off here. What is your number three? Right? Number three?
Are we going three? We'll go three each, two each one each?
How about that? Okay, number three? I'm going with the classic
WrestleMania number one, Easy Lover instrumental Phil Collins. A good song, just
a fun popping jam, just easy, easy love. You know that song.
But it's an instrumental version, so I don't I have to look at
up banger. No, it's a banger Bro night Man, I Rember Phil
Dolins. That's not coming up with any results, Respective Collins, Phil Collins,
Man, that sounds awesome, easy lover good Bob classes the original Wresmania
when it was just amazing. Tony was there, he was born JA Yeah,
you're right all right, James. What's your number three? I might
to go with shit? Linda mcman two thousand tell the story. Yeah,
man, I first of all, I know Mike Stock and Pete Waterman,
who are either Space Pete Waterman, Bro Waterman was always there for me.
What is the name of the person that used this song other than Russellvania Linda
ellerb And what did you ask Tony before, so there was a question that
I asked I was. I was in a state of disassociating listening to brock
Lesser Steve There's two thousand two things songs in a road and I'm just sitious
hear it, yeah, and I'm just trying to figure out in my head,
like who, like, what's that song? And now I was like,
oh, yeah, it's it's Linda Ellergi's song. And then I was
trying to write it down as Linda ellerb I said, that's not it,
right, is it? And then I asked Tony, what's a real name?
What is lind Ller's real name? And I said, fairly real name
is Linda Man. I don't like to break kpap too often. Linda McMahon
is it's gonna be my number three? Uh? That is that sounds like
sweep or something. That is a dann Nan that's the one. Yeah,
right, yeah, Mike stole James that that is also my number three actually,
which is bullshit because you stole that from me. What do you mean,
I've always been a big Linderman. You don't even know the name of
anybody on this The song is called WrestleMania. You know, well I will.
Here's a question for you, James. There's two versions of this.
There's a lyric version and an instrumental. Yeah, I pitched on Linda McMahon
two thousand WrestleMania interested by Mike Stock and Pete Waterman. You can't pick it
as Linda McMahan's socks. The band dumb Linda mcman two thousand is the band
name? Fuck you Pickleman two thousands interesting, Mike Steterman. It's just a
WrestleMania by Mike Stock. It's nothing to do with Linda. God damn mcman.
That's like the band. The band is not Linda McMahan band. Lindmcman
two thousand is the band. If you look it up on you, that's
what it is. We're not on look it up two thousand resume interesting song.
She used that at Wrestlume in two thousand, but it wasn't the resume
in two thousand. Theme song, fucking asshole. I gotta go with that.
Which one I don't even understand. It has rics? You like that
one, right, Johnny? No, he wants I like the lyric one?
Yeah? Oh resumani, Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, Santina
Morella one No Asshole. That was nine was the first time I was used.
I think good. I thought Santino was like singing that backstage that was
in the video game. It was in the video was in Sack versus Raw
two thousand and ten. And I also think they used the WrestleMania song for
resume and nine also for Survivor series. It starts off, how you ready
about series? Yeah? All right, so I got the lyric one James
picks. I don't know what the fucking I already told you what I picked.
Yeah, Well, like I could have it already two thousand rests.
You just can't do what you want. You just can't get a guy he
can. All right, Tony, what's your number two WrestleMania song? And
tell me one WrestleMania from I was gonna do that. I was gonna do
the Wrestlemantia nine. But I already did WrestleMania and you can't do that.
You're okay. I can't do it though, because I already got I felt
like it was either easy. It was either was either easy Lover or WrestleMania,
and I think I like Easy Lover better. But again, coming up
here. I have big time by Peter Gabriel. Let's fucking go, Tony,
I got that too. WrestleMania number two is twenty two, so much
larger than life. That has a soft spot in my heart because that was
the first WrestleMania I ever went to rest in Chicago, So just go into
that mania. That's awesome. My yes, that's also my number two,
Tony. It's fucking good jobs James, what fucking no mercy two thousand soggy
back here? Fuck you man? All right? Sorry, sorry, sorry,
played by the rules. I'm sorry. I apologize. Your number two
wrestle meated so one. Wrest number number two is gotta be wrestle Maadia seventeen
is gonna be my way, Limp Biscuit. That's number two two, number
two two, Okay, well I mean because I mean for real, for
real, um legendary song. I think I probably think of it more as
the video package song than I do the WrestleMania song, which is probably why
the Austin Rock one shore. Yeah, it's probably why it's not my number
one. But really enjoyed the song. I think it fits everything perfectly.
Here A good way to see out the attitude era if you will be Yeah,
uh and uh, you know limp Biscu is good. I imagine that
was your number one, Tony, Uh yeah, number one. That is
also my number one. But it was a tough call because I could only
put one in the biscuit and Crack Addict is on there as well for nineteen.
It was a tough call. The Crack helped me such a straight Steve
Sock for rest of eighty, I like Crack. What's the nineteen? Uh,
what's that? Rock and Balays, Jericho Puck? Wasn't it Brock and
Kurt was that nineteen? It was a Brock Kurt. Yeah, it is
Brock Kurt. Yeah, Brocker and Jerko was eighteen. Yeah, that was
Drowning Pool. Wasn't that Drowning Pool? For Wrestamania eighteen was Superstar by Saliva
and tear Away by Drowning Kids, which are a great songs. Tearaway is
a good song too, though. Tearaway I think of Kevin Stein's indie theme,
though I don't associate that with Mania. But yeah, my number so
my number one is also my Way by Limpiscuit. I mean, that's that's
like the purest wrestling song. Ever to me like that, You're I think
of a fucking you know, if I think of if someone told me right
now, what is name a wrestling? A song that represents wrestling. It's
my Way by Limpis, and it's just that fucking whole scene wrestling. He's
having seen such a fucking great show and you get to hear that song throughout
the whole goddamn show. Shit is awesome. I'm curious, though, No,
James, what is your number one? My number one has got to
be, uh, crack Addict by limp Business. Is that right? I'm
gonna crack at it, smart crack? Is that really a number one?
I think that you know you speak on my apologize that he took your shright,
bro, Sorry, but yeah, I guess I guess you guys probably
expect that to be. I did not know what else could you really want
for it? Like the guy says he's smoking crack and he does a live
performance and it's probably one of the best live performances they ever did. Um,
which is insane to say that the Crack Addict lip Biscuit live performance that
is clear as most of their live performance. It's crazy and that's not even
on an album, is a crack addict? No it's not. Yeah yeah,
So like he made this song for Wa B Prawl he said, I'm
a crack addict. I like crack, yeah, add for us, that's
James. Let me try to change your mind a little bit here, because
there might be some songs you're forgetting about. Of course. Uh you know
what about Written in the Stars? You know? Oh, written in the
Stars? That's crazy, man? Is uh? You know that one?
You know? I uh, I talked about it before. But like if
you like, if you asked about football or whatever, like two thousand and
four season, two thousand and five season, I got you you know,
any information on that same thing? Or wrestling, I mean, like I
watched the rest of this ship, but like seventeen eight nineteen yeah, oh
my god, you know what I mean, like like like that little era
right there was probably my era of wrestling world. That is an unbelievable era,
yeah, or super super into it, so like you know what I
mean, like or whatever, you know what I mean? Or two,
I don't know shit about that show. I remember nothing about that ship.
You could I couldn't if you had if you asked me to pick the lineup
for what is the main have been of WrestleMania twenty three. I say,
I don't know that either. I don't know. I know these. I
definitely recognize this, Like do you remember green Light the pit so yeah,
that one of them. Yeah, I was like Summer's lambers Up. That
was green that was on there. Yeah. Yeah, well I probably would
have been my number zero. When I think of these, I always think
of like the the thirty eight days Away or twenty days Away it's playing.
That's all I ever think of. And I like when I was going to
like a couple of Manias, I would always like think of the songs,
and I remember remember like the David Goodas song, didn't didn't I don't.
I forgot about remember that song. I just remember like the little thing,
but yeah, that was sweet. I'm definitely an honorable mention to green Light
because that ship was at earworm for me. Red Light they just spam the
ship at you whatever yere uh and that one fucking Slaiva did what the uh
ladies and gentlemen. What is that called ladies and gentlemen and gentlemen? I
think it was. I was also a PlayStation three or PlayStation two commercial had
a step up by drowning pool. That's the if you want to NFL street
fucking Oh you're right. I only didn't think that because I consider it a
a big sound. Try respect that. I respect that. Yeah, well,
there you go. That is our favorite WrestleMania songs one one. But
that's one thing I was going to mention here was wrest me Man, Wrestlement
House. It does not count. This picture. This photo I sent over,
guys, I want you to look at this shit. So at WrestleMania
seventeen, there was a contest who who could make a mock up of the
Limp Biscuit CD cover and they got tickets to WrestleMania. And this will bro
shirt guy made. This was Stone colding the rocks and then him over in
the corner and having out with the CD. And he won it. He
got to go to WrestleMania. Wouldn't nobody submitted into the contest. I have
no idea. Well, there you go. That is our favorite wrestlemaning theme
songs. I'm upset James didn't include people on his but you know it's okay.
Well, I mean I had to really make room for Linda ellerb stock
and yeah a bit, I'll try to from down and I apologize. Well,
there you go, thanks for thanks for there's more show though he don't
see you all right now, it's trying to getting the raw February twenty eighth,
two thousand, taking it back in twenty three years here, fellows,
that's too many years, James, I and I only have so many left.
So well, before we get into the show, let's talk about what
was going on in the world of wrestling around that time by taking a look
back at the Wrestling Observer news. Letta from The Wrestling Observer from February twenty
eighth, two thousand and ECW news Sabu is expected to attempt a litigation to
get out of his contract and take the w CW offer. There's some heat
in WW regarding him because of the feeling he misrepresented himself to them by claiming
he didn't have a valid contract. He was trying to get independent dates because
w CW won't use him until he's cleared, but Hayman has stated that since
he's under contract to ECW, any independent promoters wanted to use him would have
to go three e CW. His mother was released from the hospital and is
doing better. That's just right, that's awesome. Chris Candido and Tammy Sitch
are also waiting to be released from ECW to go look get a look by
WCW. Sabu does end up going for like a cup of coffee, doesn't
he where? Yeah? It was earlier, is it? Heroes? It
earlier than this. It's earlier than this, isn't it now? That I
think it was? In ninety five? He was in WW. Yeah,
that's right. He was wrestling Mikey Whipwreck. He thought Alex right in uh
and he like put himself to a table after the match for no reason here.
Yeah, you're right, What the fuck? That's weird? Okay,
maybe they clear it up here in w CW news. Okay, So this
is a two part thing. This is from February twenty First, after Scott
Steiner was suspended on February ninth. This is, of course, his suspension
for the Rick Flair promote. Before Steiner left the building, he bumped into
Flair and there was apparently a nasty exchange between the two of them. The
result of this was Steiner being suspended with pay as silly as that sounds,
which wrestlers are taking as a youth from his them for a paid vacation.
There are reports, various reports as to what calls Steiner to cut that promo,
but it's rooted in the fielding that Flair being back hurt Steiner, who
believes it's his time to be the top he on the company. And then
February twenty eighth, steiner suspension is for ninety days, which is a pretty
decent amount of time for doing the best promo ever on DV. Well,
they don't think they do that. That's actually Meltzer writes, Do you want
to know how silly mind control is? Well, WCW ran a contest involving
Flair and Hogan. I'm not actually sure what the contest was for, anyway,
we got numerous reports from people who said, when you vote for Flair,
the vote total for Hogan automatically increased by five votes. Yes, exactly.
Yeah, they were doing that fucking here too. In that same vein,
Chris Jericho's fiance recently came across a WCW doll package. It's actually fucking
asshole WCW doll baggage with a doll of Jericho and Malenko, which she didn't
have, so she bought it for him. On the receipt, the names
listed on the merchandise were Hogan and Sting, so in other words, it
went to the accounting for Hogan and Sting merchandise. I actually heard this quite
a bit. I heard a couple of these. I've heard this before too,
um, which is it's pretty interesting. I mean, first of all,
why would you buy a figure it can't even stand up by itself.
They stood up very fine. They were fine. I had those figures.
There was two pacos, the iceman and they had the things on their fists
where if you put them together, it would stupid gimmick. You put them
together and they would flip around. That was magnetized. Remember it was magnets.
Okay, well maybe they put magnets on the feet and you put it
on something like steel or something. They hadn't tried that. So they had
magnets on the feet for the Jacks w WF figures, but it was for
the Titan tron set. So like you put their feet on the tron and
it would play their music and they stood up just fine. Yeah, of
course they do, because they're magnetized. No, it was not magnets.
It was just metal tized metalize. Yeah. So any figures from this era
or even before this, I think maybe from the beginning of w's gonna be
figures Hogan would get the fucking money for that. Well, yeah, I
mean that's how you work, brother, He's working the gimmick, dude.
I guess a lot of those guys didn't have merch contracts either. They just
got the guaranteed money. And then I think Hogan maybe sting Hogan was Yeah,
it was guys that would that actually had merchandise contracts. Was Hogan he
made tried a merchandise contract. Well, I gotta get that money, dude.
Yeah, for sure, no one is selling merchandise the Hoags or selling
merchant brothers might work at that money, dude. Well more in Hogan News
here Boys, Billy Kidman was on the Law, which I think it was
a radio show. Yeah, oh yeah, still is You're right on February
nineteenth and said that he realized by Hogan's comments about him that there is going
to be no spot on the top for him and was veried down on working
for the company. I'm guessing Hogan buried him. Well. Chris Canyon was
also on the show. Canyon said that to Bush, I think it is
that Bill bush Uh said that Bush, at a meeting sometime back, had
promised anyone if they were wanted to release, he'd give it to them,
which might have been the raven one Jim's that we just talked about. You
know what, Yeah, I actually think I read something about that where it's
like, does anyone want to leave? And then Raygan stood up and left.
Supposedly, Canyon also asked for his release. Here, Bush promised Canny
he made a decision by February eighteenth. Canyon said, when he'd finally got
a hold of Bush that Bush asked him to stick it out for another month
and see him things got better. Kenyon said that was unacceptable and now claims
he's going to do whatever he can to cause problems and get fired. I
feel like if I feel like if Kenyon would have left, if Kenyon would
have just went to WWF a little earlier, he probably be okay, probably
would have been like the acolytes or the ministry or those guys. I would
have just been Stevie Richards anyway would have worked out for him. Fucking yeah,
absolutely, yeah, man more Hogan News. Hogan was on Man Call
again on February eighteenth and said his match with Lugan would trail the company.
Man Caw that was a radio shows well host at least. He said his
match with Luca would turn the company around, and that nobody under forty on
the w W roster has any credibility in wrestling. That's a wretch, which
I'm sure Goldberg would be thrilled about, and that Perry Saturn, who ripped
on Hogan on Perry Sadden's website, had never drawn a diamond, never would,
and he blamed Russo's writing for the current problems in WC. Perry Saturn,
fuck you brother. These guys on their fucking websites and the two thousands
were going crazy. Yeah, they didn't hold back on these websites. Yeah,
no way, oh Cogan, I don't need a website, dude,
I go to man Cow a better idea, which was to go to the
people instead they would to their website. Togan would go to the people and
tell them directly. They probably had their websites because they assume not a lot
of people would read it, so they wouldn't get a lot of heat.
Hogan read it and talked about an on air national radio James, this one's
for you. Uh Cgafie otherwise known as Tony Marinara was fired. Oh no,
the big angle, pay it off. Man, it was fired.
Man, God damn well. If for those Tony Marinara was Tony Mamaluke,
the idea was that Disco Inferno took his spot as manager of the Mama Lukes.
This is everyone been ridiculous by the way. The storyline they had going
was that they were a family and it was a legit mafia thing and like
they it was Tony Marinara, and like they were going to pay off to
like take out their opponents. And then they said, never fucking mind,
fuck that you're fired. Yeah, well they everyone who saw Tony Marinara raved
about his work, although he's already had too far many concussions for a lifetime,
so maybe there's a valid reason if that's the one. The idea of
firing a guy with a talent in his early twenties making no money for budgetary
reasons that everyone raves about in the ring, while keeping the guys making thirty
or forty times as much that only heard the company is yet another problem.
But if the guy really had as many concussions as he claims, it may
have been a merciful thing to do. Like, come on, bro,
you think to be cared about how many concussions you had, The more you
had, the more you were push. Yeah, look at Van, there's
no way his brains not all fun. Yeah, Mama Luke was good and
they never was good and never even really explored anything with him. Most of
the time he was just a manager. He was just kind of their Yeah.
And then obviously his ZCW stuff is fucking fun as l too and Little
Guido and then it's always you know, I talked about it one of the
other weeks. We were doing something about this. But the being in WCW
first and then getting the ECW run doesn't sound right. No, it sounds
like he had a popular FBI run at DCW and then they picked up.
Yeah, it's actually the other way around. He had the run with the
Mama Lukes and de Vito and stuff. Yeah, and then went to ECW.
Does he get he's on w W ETV after ECW when they bring back
ec t B, right, I remember him. He's in that battle Royal
right, Yeah, Big Guido. Yeah, of course, yeah, that's
YEA from the Observer from Mark six, two thousand. There was a huge
problem reminiscent of the famous fire incidents in ECW that took place on the February
second Big Japan Show at kirk and Hall. The semifinal of the show was
their finals of their Big Japan Grand Prix Extreme tournament with a Shadow X sorry
Shadow WX facing examples. Shadow WX basically set himself on fire. Oil was
poured all over his body, so when the fire was thrown at him,
he came off the top rope to deliver a flying body press. He went
up in a giant cloud of flames. This burned through his T shirt and
left his body, both arms, and his face on fire for a whole
minute. He managed to roll around on the mat to smother out the fire
and had to be legitimately taken to the hospital in an ambulance. The management
of kirk and Hall was furious, surprisingly and now I've banned every promotion from
using fire and fluorescent tubing and both the local police and fire department are investigating
the incident. That is insane. That's he set on fire? Oh yeah,
if he lost right, ye right, he had all of it out
there. This is I mean, I feel like I've seen a clip of
this, but just the idea of a dude thinking, for a spot,
I'm gonna light myself on fire and not really thinking much else about it.
His fucking gangster as hell. I love that. H Yeah, that is
very cool. I imagined Curgenhall has used Tube since then, though, yeah,
oh yeah, yeah right, yeah, probably fire too, right,
I actually haven't seen fire. Oh okay, I know that. Yeah,
okay, well there at least they lighten up a little bit, thankfully,
Hey, Tony or something for you. Shane Douglas appeared unannounced on the February
twenty six XPW show in Hollywood, California, and did a fifteen minute promo
on WC in particular talking about Bill Bush, hul Cogan, and Rick Flair.
Uh. Douglas did a Sam Kennison routine where he pretended to call Bush
on his cell phone, including yelling out Bush's phone number to the live crowd
on the mic. Shane Douglas then reformed his Triple Threat group with Candido and
Tammy Sitch, who appeared on the show. Douglas asked how w W could
draw ratings with chunks of fozzlid manure like Hogan and Flair. Yeah, that
sounds of all right. He probably started it out with cut my fucking dude.
His whole gimmick for ten years was fucking dude that he has a fucking
franchise of which the worst moved in wrestling. But come on, come on,
now you've gone too far. You take it back. You could play
as you can see an in W two K twenty three, though every reversal
is absolutely in ECW news. There was a backstage incident on the February twenty
fifth show in Toledo, Ohio Before about seventeen hundred people, Samman was apparently
belligerent. Can you believe this? Have you heard about this belligerent backstage with
him and not their dreamer was running the show. Somehow, Samman bet Chris
Chetti, who was a very good amateur wrestling in high school wrestler in high
school, that if he could pin him in thirty or sixty seconds, he'd
give him six hundred dollars. Chris Chetty then pinned him in thirty to sixty
seconds and then stretched him for a other thirty seconds. After they never came
the blows and Chetty gave Saman back his money after and there didn't appear or
to be any hard feelings when it was over. But this is what wrestling
is missing. You need to fight, really, you need to fight for
money backstage. Yeah, you gotta fire each other up. Man like I
respect that he didn't say anything. Had to get his ask downs. His
cousin, what are you gonna do? You're asking by somebody else, you
know whatever, Christy Chris Chetty is the two thousand Chad Gable, Bro,
What the fuck do you know? Kill? He was riding the coattails of
the two more popular. Roadkill was just on watch this the other week.
Road Kills should be on every week I watch. We can turn it up
a little bit, dude, road Kill. You can find him at any
wrestling convention selling action figures. I imagine we can get them for fucking something.
I'm sure, sweet, you can find him at any convention period,
not wrestling anything period. Ussler bro shit, absolutely and more. Hogan news
of course, for those interested in useless knowledge, says Meltzer. Even though
Hogan said this trap match would be a Yapa Pie Indians trap match promo,
the correct name of the tribe is the Yavapiya. Why a v a p
Ai so infamously fucked up and wrong the same You don't need to tell me
what's wrong, Yapa man, tell me was yappy, dude, That's what
I brother. Well, whatever, dude. Hogan Rocco's on TV gets tribes
wrong all the time. He calls it the boot tang By drive. It
doesn't make a dude. And last piece here back this is just funny.
One meltz Right. Bagwell is claiming on his website that he's demanding to be
paid these guys in their website website, he's demanding to be paid what he's
worth by WCW or that on March first, he's going to ask for his
release melts rights. I'm not sure what the going rate these days is for
a one point nine seven quarter, but it sounds like he's asking for a
bank fucking brutal. Did nobody like buff Bagwell? Everyone hated him? I
don't seem like it doesn't seem like he had a lot of Bagwell like buff
Bagwell. Everyone on Twitter like Buff Bagwell Twitter two thousands Twitter? No now
Twitter? Do you think Scott Norton like Buff Bagwell, can't imagine he would
vicious and delicious, bro, Come on, Scott Steiner hated buff bags together,
doesn't mean to anything else. Scott hated Buff Bagwell. Yeah, you're
right. Yeah, And Buff says because he had bigger arms and steinner so
Buff hat so sto arms of the world. Buff was bigger. That's,
you know, according to Buff Bagwell, Buff so bigger. That's from Buff's
website. From Bigger Arms dot com. Buff's website reports that Scott Steiner is
mad that Buff Bagwells are are bigger than Scott Steiners. That's true dot com
of course. Sorry, well, there you go. That is what's going
on in the wrestling world at the time. And now it's time to talk
about w for all from February twenty eight, two thousand. All right,
now it's time to getting away February twenty eight, two thousand, here right,
Yeah, they did have one I want to complain about here, and
maybe one of you guys can call on me or one of the listeners can.
But there's a clip here, and maybe there's multiple clips from SmackDown,
but I know there's a Jericho clip of him powered by the Road Dog through
a table and that happened on SmackDown. This is cross brand bullshit. Look
man, we were then all right, brother, everything Actually, actually there's
many different SmackDown clips and it was yeah, more people watch Smackdowns. Oh
shit, sorry agree, chicken blucker. Well, I think I would rather
have seen the Danny Daring and uh I'm a road than the twenty minute Triple
H town All. Oh my god. Whenever anyone ever talks about the twenty
minute Triple A town all, this is a very good example of that.
Yeah, you're right, this is We're in Madison Square Garden by the way,
New York City. Oh what you got there, Lego dev Yeah,
I got a little water? Yeah, leog what Death should definitely sponsor the
show. We love Look at Death. Really we do. Actually we genuinely
no, no me, Max. We genuinely think Lego Death is awesome.
So hey, any Lego Death or is out there, let them know,
let him know. Madison Square Garden, no way out. Just happened and
we're on the road to WrestleMania. The first one of the first things I
see is a long boy sign that says five hundred pounds of barrel of monkey
bissu. They're like really excited to show the sign. It's awesome, it's
awesome. There's also a sign that says I want at least gun, which
we'll talk about Billy gunn here a little later. But I'm assuming I was
talking about his cock Tony. You know the gun club. You know that
there's somebody's ass. His ass is a gun. He's mister ass shooting dukie.
He wants Billy mister dick. I'm missing the point here. Yeah,
Yeah, Billy gun wasn't wasn't on SmackDown because watch it by you might right,
thank you, bro? Well what happens all right? Well, Triplestown
Hall, it's just exactly what it is. We do get to hear this
multiple times during the show. I know, I'm always excited to hear It's
a good theme song, great themes. It's secretly hidden. It's hidden,
yes, it's Does that mean I can use it or if you download a
comedy creation version of it with the theme song, you can use it.
But otherwise yeah, because like I don't know how they do it, but
Day somehow end up getting the hidden files to work with CW, so WB
owns the rights to the song. Yeah, well, we don't want it
in this song because we're gonna use it next year and it's a feat.
You know. Look, Triple H song is in the game. You're right
my time Ruby series launch, Well, we start off raw with the World
Champion. Triple H is vintage WWF. Yes, what do you think of
this shirt? Good shirt? Is this? I don't know if I know
this one. I know what it is, but I don't know what it
says. I just know it's Triple H had a green shirt. It's a
green one with the HHH and then says not for the incident on the back.
But they're all over one hundred dollars to buy it, so I'm not
gonna do that. Well, Tony, I know a way that we can
get it that it's not all I'll duck you off. Yeah. The only
I think is the game over your damn right, I'm over. Yeah.
I have that shirt. Yeah. The only one I had was the Evolution
paid Laden made shirt. I had that too. Yeah, to school and
then I also wanted the score, but we were in very different grades.
Diary. Yes, I was a senior in high school. Very many chicks
one I was in middle school. Very many a lot of chicks wanted to
delay me after that. That's so sad, late and made, and that
means that's sae. They were big into Mark Gentry. I probably Tony Dude,
a bunch of Nashville born thrillers. Oh my god, that's what the
ladies used to call me, Tony the Nashvial boarn thriller. Wow, the
ladies didn't call me, I'm sorry. Yeah, that's okay, got better.
They used to call me buff Daddy because I had the largest because you
were the buff daddy, all right, largest times in the world. Tony
Pizza comment told me you had bigger arms and Scotts. You can go there
or Tony Duff Pizza, whichever, whatever your fancy got pizza. Yeah,
that was a real link. Send you to a cool place. I'm going
to sandwiches that Sandy damn that guy. Fuck you Macha to bring that up
on the show and ruin the whole day. Well, confetti randomly is falling
from the ceiling here in this segments. I'm not too sure why. I
think it was an accident. Yeah it was, well just retired Mick fol
So mckfol's retirement. I think maybe it could be like, was this one
of the weeks where they filmed like two weeks in a row. It was
for like a segment for the next show. Oh, it could have been
for like Sunday Night Heat. There's probably a big Perry Saturday match down.
He did, He did the old time and then the confetti came down,
which the crowd is channing for McK foley here big time, also channing slut.
Well that was also for McK foley, but retired Nick Foley the slut.
He retired on last night, which, of course, uh, last
forever, right, guys, he's not coming back, No, he is.
Uh, he has gone one and good riddance if you ask me.
Yeah, she comes back in five weeks and he goes to Resimani. Wait
what Oh yeah, maybe Psimania is that Tony two thousand. Historically that's one
of the better theme songs. No, yes, hell of a career for
McK foley. But Trip Late says that, you know, he has a
lot of respect for Mick because him and they killed each other twice in Madison
Square Garden, and you know, he says that he got the guys to
make McK foley a very nice video package. To send him on his way.
Before you get to the video package, Stephanie was pissed off that he
was going to play video package. She was questioning him, yeah, and
he said, no, this is the guy thing, and yeah, yeah
he did because he said he respect he's and he's got more to respect for
Nick than he's ever had for anyone in his life. And Sti's like,
what the fuck? And there's a slut. Slut, she's not doing anything,
she's standing over her husband, JR. I think, I think JR
says that back to Stephanie has pissed off the trip l age at the video
package. It's just a guy. This one's for the boys. Back off,
thrust, back off for the boys. Well yeah, Triple says,
Kevin Dunn. Hit the package, and they show a video as if mcfoley
died, and then it instant very quickly gets cut off by the d X
theme song, and then it shows various shots of Triple H beating mcfoley's ass,
and then at least three different occasions where mcfoley ship his pants. He's
picking picking Hiss and this the roll Sandwich Manki went out and recorded nipple loving
abbing b Roll No those are from the show. Those are those, Yeah,
but I don't know what the I don't know what the clips of Folly
like showing his titties and yeah that's what or that was on the show.
Those ones might be by there some film. Fully leaving picking his ass was
definitely on the show before. I don't remember them zooming shot of his shitted
drawers on the announced table at one time. That was a roll saying if
they had more time, I would have had someone dressed up his nick Folly
and the triplet just kicking his ass. It's just like some skinny picking his
ass. They do that at some point I guess before this, right,
because he has fully and then like he throws him into the jail cell,
which gets dragged away. You remember this, yeah, the sharkcase. Yeah
yeah, what a great store of that one. There was a clip in
there that that was funny. He was just fully rolling down the stairs.
That's from the bar Alive empty Arena match, the halftime heat one. Yeah
yeah, yeah, fully randomly showing his titties and playing with his titties and
then shitty underwear. I was like, what the b roll of it?
Played with the titties It's like me and James's house when I went on boys,
you're on a well. Trimpla says, the will never be the same
without mcfoley, It'll be a million times better. I want to jerk your
out of here. Stephanie grabs the mic and instantly gets more heat. Yeah
really, Stephenty says, instead of being a fat, smelly, disgusting loser,
it can be a fat, smelly, disgusting retired loser. Got worried
for a second there. Yeah, she dragged out that read. Yeah,
I was like, whoa fuck? Jerry Lawler was gonna say it. Shane
McMahon then comes out to interrupt and he is with the Big Show. So
Shane just returned at no Way out and helped Big Show beat the Rock,
which I'm assuming is the follow up to Rock and Big Show eliminating each other
from the Royal Rumble. That would be correct, okay, yes, and
then the Big Show beat him. Okay, So why don't you just have
a Big Show win the rum Well, because we have another whole paper viewing
between there was the Rock declared the winner of like on the stats on the
paper, I think, so he's officially winner, but they super contested like
the next nine on Raw, and then they do the match and then it's
now the Big Show versus Triple shown that Tony, I saw you posted a
graphic of that. Where was that from? Uh? We watched a raw
around this era or a SmackDown or something around the air. They had that
graphic on it before. It was Yeah, he loves that then, but
it was a picture. It's a graphic. The original match was versus a
Big Show with Shane's crazy, crazy match idea. I wonder how far down
the line like that changed, because obviously spoilers that trends to a fucking what
four way? Right? Yeah? I think what m in every corner.
I'm assuming it was like a long term story and they knew the Big Show
and Trip Lates wasn't gonna be the main event because like even on this Raw
you can tell yeah it. So they were just building it, you know.
They said, yes, Shane McMahon of course is out here with the
Big Show. And then the Rock comes out here with the five. It's
very awkward, a little transition because Shane comes out and he says, I
want to talk McMahon to McMahon, which is him. It's definitely. He
says, you drove viny Max's business into a whole different business. I don't
know what the hell that meant is that you think I will let that happen.
I can't let that happen. I've been waiting for my spot to align
myself with a right individual, and I've been looking to align myself with a
champion, but not triple H. And I'm not talking about the eyebrow raising
champion. I don't remember when he won that belt. The Rock he calls
him a prima donna, a self righteous champion, and then he puts over
the big shows being seven two five hundred pounds, and then there's a very
awkward, like long stare down and Shane keeps down Stefanie to back up,
back out his voice, get out of there now, and then the Rock
have come of course comes out, and then the camera zooms in like comes
in from the side on the rockets smash it into somebody's congress adulations to the
for you for being the biggest group of assholes the Rock has ever seen,
and Jarry says, dog will hunt hell. Does that mean the Rock guarantees
that he will be the w F champion at WrestleMania. But damn tees,
make sure everybody understands here the Big Show is the number one contender for the
WF title. He is, and Rock runs him down for a minute,
and Triple H says, well, this is an A B conversation. How
about you see your way out of it. I'll fucking bazinga. Triple H
starts talking up a fucking storm here. You gotta cut the guys. Fucking
Mike bro this is nothing coming out of his mouth right now. Dude,
Not only do they let him talk forever here, the Rock doesn't come back,
they just he just fuck them all. I bet he was supposed Topleh
he like ribbed him and Triple H had to keep sucking talking. No,
Rob was probably supposed to interrupt him, and he said, no, no,
yeah, you keep going. Was this the part of the when he
goes as The Rock says, I talked like this the Rock in this very
ring. We'll go to the bottom of the ladder when you step in one
on one competition with New York's own Brooklyn Brawl or if you smell wow,
what the game is playing? Holy? And also no chance in help,
Shade fucking says there's no chance in hell you're gonna mania And then dude,
I wrote, they're lucky they hit the fucking music or else rock was about
a couple up with some out of this world shit to say. Yeah,
so this was twenty minutes long? Start wasn't really Yeah, it was twenty
minute time? Did I looked, because I was like, I actually looked
when Triple H started, like he was just going and going, yeah,
and you it was like a seventeen and then it goes even further, so
it goes to twenty actually, so yeah, c yeah, brutal. We
go backstage, the Hardies go up to the APA for ruke, smoking penises.
Back here, man, that's our acolytes. Yes, though they're doing
the APA stuff, but they're not called that yet, so they're they're the
accolytes and they have the protection agency, but they're not officially correct. Well,
APA are sitting there playing cards and as James said, Fruk smoke and
penises and arge ships coming out. Yeah, man, that's rocking. Well,
Hardy's coming and say, what the fuck you guys did do us?
In no way out you always an explanation, and Fruk says, listen that's
time I check. This is not a merry go round, is not a
playback, Get yours out of here, and Jeff is not having it.
He says, this ain't no time to joke, It's time for paid back
at APA. Get up to fucking fight them, and Matt says, hold
on, we don't want to fight right here. We are because we do
not want to fight right here. We want to fight in the ring.
We want to have a match, and Fruke tells them tuck your tail and
get your punk as is out of here. So the hard boys flip their
table onto them and run away like little cowards. They are the faces here.
There was a funny line from a Bradghaw as they were leaving. He
goes, he's used the door. Oh yeah, at least they were doing
the door shit here. Yea. Yeah, like one of the coolest little
gimmicks ever. Dude, so fucking good. And it's funny because I we'll
get to the match. But during the match that they have here and they
talk about Bradshaw being on like CNBC talking about stocks, I was like,
holy shit, even bring up back here, they're fucking doing that. I
guess, yeah, he just needs his beer money or whatever. Yeah,
yeah, when did he when did his book? Because he had like a
book and I think he had long hair on the book. The book happens,
but he's still like textan askik or Bradshaw doing because he's on the cover
like long black hair and shit. Yeah, yeah, I think it's so
for then, right, it's gotta be. There was a minute too where
they just called him. They didn't call him JBL. That's right, Yeah,
he was Bradshaw still, yeah, and then they stuck John Bradshaw Layfield.
He wasn't JBL. He was just so it is four It is okay,
sure, And then they recap that again, by the way, like
they do the segment, go to commercial and come back and recap that the
Hardies just did that to them. Yeah, different era for sure, right,
Like hey, if you miss this, you missed this, Like,
hey, going back, you need to know this. The Hardy Boys versus
the Acolytes are up next here and they strut the match off of the double
team plancha to the outside. That was awesome. Matt dives onto them,
they both catch them and then Jeff doesn't fucking swant on over the top and
kills him, and then they both rip their shirts off. Here the girls
go crazy in the crowd for this man. A big pop for this so
moonst blind tag by Jeff Hardy in the corner here towards the end, very
cool blind tag. Yeah he legit. Moonsalt's over. I think it was
Bradshaw. Uh, and Matt blind tags his foot or maybe his hand when
he goes up on top there. I believe them. Yeah, me too.
Let's talk Frug's outfit here is pretty intense. It's got the long black
the dickies or black jeans, I'm not sure. Yeah, I'm not too
sure, he prays, but it was working man jeans though. Hey snakes
in boots and belt combo for with the black gloves. This guy's an ass
kicker. He looks crazy, a good shape. He got off his job
to come to his other job. So Matt hits Bradshaw with a twist of
fate three point one kickout and the hardy pat. You guys ain't over enough
yet, bastards. Yeah, they always protected the acolytes. They always.
They never like I don't remember too many times where they went down and stayed
down. No, No, they either got you back or uh, you
know you were putting you're getting your ass beat for a while. You know
it worked. I protected him, you know, someone. I don't ever
think the Acolytes did anything that was like two insane Like It's not like they
had like a they definitely weren't winning all the time. But I always thought
they were strong when I was growing up. I never thought they were a
weak team. And uh, you know, they lost when they needed to
lose it and like and when somebody got up on him, it was like,
whoa, they're whooping the APA's ass. Yet yeah. Uh So Kurt
Angle's backstage talking to a security guard about the two title belts that he has
He's the Inner Kind and European Champion and everyone he was talking to, Dick
Mars, I was sure this was it was supposed to be one of those
segments as bureau segments where you can't really hear what they're saying. But they
had it, Mike, so you could. They did that later with Triple
Asian Big Show too, where I think it's just it's supposed to have like
the music betted over it, but it's just you just hear them talking and
then the commentators are also talking Yeah, it's like three people talking at the
same time. It's like this podcast he's talking about. Kurt is like telling
this dude how much He's like, oh, how much you think these belts
way, and the dudes not answering all these says, well, you know,
one of them weighs more than another. I think the European one weighs
more because it has more countries on it, so that's probably why it weighs
more. Well, now it's time for the Kurt Angle Olympic Open Challenge town
hall as well. Dude. Well, Kurt Angle comes out and says,
unlike Darryl Strawberry, the only thing I'm a digging too is gold. I
didn't understand his reference. Darryl Strawberry. You know, you see the Simpson
sound out, he was a guy that did steroids. Yeah, wells episode,
yeahs, I've seen the Simpsons episode. Damn, that's a big wire.
Yeah, there's a good, good Simpsons episode. Yeah. Well,
I was watching SmackDown. You Will fuck You is war and if you're on
the other side, that's how it was. Anyone can challenge for the European
Championship here tonight. Have to accept my bit is what he said, okay,
Well, Rakishi answers the call oh my, oh my, and it's
unbranded Rakishi attire. Yes, dude, I was thinking that it was like
weird. It's no name or anything. It's just Rakishi in the throng outfits
with his ass ass his ass in here too, and he's got his little
ankle taped up. If Rakishi was in two k DLC. This is how
I assume it would be. Also, Man, they fucked up that SmackDown
arena bed they combined like a couple of years together. Man, do that
shit. Man. Now, I know you guys don't like to hear this,
but okay, come on, come on, yeah yeah, yeah,
yeah dude. Do you see w ramp? Come on, come on,
come on, we have the smack Down one. Don't come by. Don't
just do stuff off memory. You can look at the footage, the footage
the arena use you use footage for for the mode. I can see it.
God damn it. Right. Uh so, Rakishi ain't got the look
back down just yet for the stink face. But Rakishi did stink face.
Kurt. He slapping his ass a lot. At least he slaps his ass
on a lot. He slaps his ass on a leg, drop slaps his
ass before he does his stink face, just randomly slapping his ass just for
fun. We're starting to notice he's getting over, so you gotta milk as
much as you can ass that TV time. Yeah, the Big air ras
Jr. Yeah, so Simone drops Kurt. He runs his ass into the
corner and and stink faces Kurt uh and the and underrated we you know,
we talk a lot about all the facets of Rakishi and his ass and the
slap in the ass and the stink face. The very underrated part we don't
talk about is the the the I don't know how the way he taunts,
maybe the hype up before the stink face, because there's a crazy maneuver with
his hands that sets off to rub his ass like it's some kind of Naruto
fucking bullshit that he does with his hands, and then he rubs his ass
and then stink faces. You it powers them up. And I don't think
those in the games. Didn't he raise the roof too, that was before
Yeah, so it raises the roof, turns around, does some crazy shit
with his hands, rubs that as cheeks and then stink face so just you
know, there's a lot going on here. There's a lot of build up
to the stink Well. Angle grabs his belts and leaves after he fucking stink
face by Rakishi, which makes sense to me. Angle on the mic says,
these people came to see your wrestling match, not your butt in my
face. I came to see his butt in your face. That's what Chris
Jericho said too. Chris Jericho and China come out here together. The loud
fucking pyra usually scared me. Yeah, Jerco very quickly says, welcome to
Raw. He is Jericho Rakishi. You may have a giant ass, but
Kurt, you are a giant ass and we would love to see you get
the sting face once more again. So Jericho jumps fucking Kurd, Angle throws
the meg of the ring. Rakishi hits Kurt with the Rockishi driver that Jr.
Calls he never don't I think forever he called the Rocky he always called
Rocky rock Uh. Then Rakishi Bond's eye drops Kurd Angle big style sits right
on his fucking chest, which leads to a bunch of men in WW of
God Attitude shirts to run into the match. For some reason, which turns
out to be the Radicals and they jump for Kishi. Dude, Uh,
this is the craziest segment of all time. Must have been because not only
do the Radicals run down, then too Cool is here and now they're all
fucking in the ring brawling. Barry Saturn and Yellow Shorts, Ben wal and
I'm gonna be have tank top Eddie grow in a sling and button down shirt,
Grandmaster Sexy and Scott and Jiwadi all fitted up full jackets and hats and
everything. All these fucking people are fighting Rakishi's asses out here. Though,
guys missing one guy that wasn't here, and that was Shane Douglas, because
fuck Shane Douglas. He was on the Yeah, Tony, you can say
that about almost every every single era and segment of wrestling. Toddylas probably not
Jane Douglas was not there. He was trying to get whatever he was over
there. Next, So Kurt Angle, you like imagine you're writing this down,
We're gonna start with the Kurd Angle Olympic Open Challenge for one of his
championships. Rakishi answers stink Face Jericho China rest of the match for Kishi driver
radicals too cool and then then yeah, end it too cool? Go to
dance with Jericho and China. This is also an unbelievable an underrated part of
the lore here is that they didn't No one really wanted to dance. But
the power of the glasses, the yellow sunglass. Yeah, the yellow sun
gave them not only the strength, with the ability to join in on the
ducal dance. So they do that the Rikishi, they do it the Jericho
in China, and then all five of them, after beating up carn Angle,
Crispin Wall Perry dance. The whole time. I kept thinking, is
she going to do the worm as bad as True? Oh? My god,
Stratis one is great? Is it the true Stratus? That's the hardest.
They put the glasses on and the lights go down. They all looked
down to do the dance. That's so sad. That's very cool. Do
you know that's really good? China did a good job. Yeah, they
were all in on it. Man, I was I was watching the King
of the Ring, like the one with the Mankind and the Undertaker match.
I think that's right, um, And they were Brian Christopher was there,
and they were too much. They were too cool. They were too much.
They were too much with vests and long tights and they had like a
weird song. Yeah, and they were super heel. It was like,
yeah, Jerry Lawler, they were Jerry Lawler would help um Jerry's kid.
Yeah, I'm glad that changed. I like too cool. Yeah, two
cools awesome? Yeah, two cools do they have like I know, No
Mercy has the spot where like two cool dances, Like is any of the
other games have like the three person my favorite thing celebration dance. It's amazing.
Yeah's very cool and you could like replace them on the things that you
can have anybody dance. It was so sweet. So backstays, Jericho is
with Michael cole Uh and the Radicals approach Jericho backstage looking for a fight.
Michael Coles in his double No Mercy gear, speaking of the denim on Denomnadian
tuxedo. Very Saturn gets to Jericho's face says you want to drop fighting,
and Jericho says, you want to fight you crosside little free shit. Okay,
that's fighting words. Yeah, this was his w W. By the
way, this is like all these guys just you're right, we just watched
that word fucking Saturn had to wear a dress because of Jericho. Yeah,
exactly, and they were having better matches only well, I'm really right,
they also have better matches on SmackDown. You could check it out on Thursday.
No, I'm all dollar Monday, Edging Christian versus Al Snow and Steve
Blackman's going up next year. So funny to me, Terry Ronolds comes down
to comment Arry, she's got a bag with her. Yeah, Terry turned
her back on the Hardies at the pay per view to help Edging Christian win.
Uh, so that she's out here to I guess route on her boys.
Uh and then, by the way, won the number one contendership in
that match. That's right again. I yes, I assume that that road
Dog and Billy were in that match too, because they also have issue with
this. I'm not sure if they were in the match, but okay,
that would make sense because they just said later on explain it as you use
the executive power to get I see, well, Al Snow comes out for
Sorry, I was wondering did the Hardy boys own Terry? They won?
They won the tit crazy way to put it, but yeah, she was
sans, so how long does that work? Is that like legally biding contract
for the rest? Well, they won the tits and then like she was
like, all right, I'll be your manager now. And then I guess
you know what that was for a contract, wasn't it? Yeah? They
won the bag of money where they fell, and then they won the it
wasn't iron glad they won the tea. There won't the money. I don't
know. Al snow comes out to do his entrance. Uh, and then
he gets on the mic and says, nobody knows better than I do that
you need personality to get over with you fans. I said, holy fucking
shit, man, personality match strikers on fucking Vike here know that? Do
you need a personality? But you need an entrance that captures that. And
Steve Buddy, I got it for you. Hit it boys, and some
fucked up music plays and here comes Steve Blackman. He's not happy and this
is a smack dab in the middle of head cheese. And probably around the
time they were doing the shoot Abe Lincoln thing. You know what I mean
When I'm talking about I remember, hey man, this sucked. This is
bad. Yeah, this sucked. I remember licking Head cheese. I don't
like this, No, I mean I like their segments, and you know,
they feel like they were trying to do some tag stuff. Like there
was one point where like Steve Blackman tagged in and then Al waited for Steve
Blackman to jump to the floor to jump into the ring and do a German.
I was like, whoa, that was fucking kind of cool. But
other than that, yeah, it was just fucking bullshit. Al snow goes
to ECW, gets super over and then comes back and you don't do that
all right, Well, he does it for a little bit and then they're
like, oh, never your hair. I never feel like he really got
into it though, Like ANC seemed like two array, it was pretty tapped
into it. No, yeah, I don't remember him going full in.
He was doing an ECW like. He seemed like a complete maniac in EACW.
I feel like it was like a tongue in cheek, funny haha,
job squad guy. You know what. For a while there was a point
when he was going crazy because I definitely talked about him talking to the Head
and Ship. He had a match with Head at one point and he put
himself through a table or whatever. I'll have to go back and re look
at it, but yeah, it was very short lived though ECW. Though
it's not like he won a lot of he didn't. I don't know if
he won at all, And no, I don't I don't think he won.
If he did, it was very short lived and it didn't go short
anyways. But I always thought like it would be it had been interesting to
go a little deeper into it. But I guess maybe they thought they had
too many gimmicks that were kind of in that same like out there style maybe
and they were like maybe not another one. Who knows, Yeah, you
know, I guess not that I think about it. I mean really,
it probably was only for like a year if that was a little crazy long
run. Yeah, and then like like he or he just had the fucking
head. He's not even crazy anymore. He's just outs know with that,
he's just a guy in ahead your head. Was just that he'd carried the
ring. That was it, because this is after the heel turn. This
is after al right, yeah, we're the rock derailed his whole ship forever.
That's what happened. It done into a JAPRONI named Alan. It was
don't cup of baggs from it? Yeah, so Al snow when Steve Blackman
used their patented tag team move of stomping Christian the fuck out Mafia style love
that they do the drop to holding to Steve Blackman's knee. They had a
couple of tag moves. Yeah, they were work ahead cheese working together.
Of course, Terry is ringside. She stands up with the bag and turns.
Well, it turns out she had a bag of head cheese. Yeah,
it was the big cheese that you were on your head. Also from
no mercy the cheese, That's what he said. So she puts the cheese
on her head, but don't call her a cheese head. Uh, and
the strags she distracts Steve. Steve Blackman is enraged by this because he doesn't
like the head cheese thing, so he's super distracted by this, which leads
to Christian hitting a top rope drop kick to Blackman, which feeds him into
a spear by edge unbelievable combo. Yeah uh, and then Terry leaves with
her nipples. God. So the Rock is pacing backstage, of course,
getting ready for his match with the Brooklyn Brawler. He was saying a paryer
to the Elvis picture in the way, and now we get the Rock versus
the Brooklyn Brawler. Yeah, Brawler comes out to some funky ass music and
JR. Says yah, well he's been wearing a shame as eighties and Lawa
says, well, oh, Vinch told him never changing. Brawler thought it
was about his clothes. All the while they're burying him like this, and
the Rock just jumps out of the ring and attacks them on the fucking rim.
Doesn't waste any time. Brala gets like a couple punches in on the
Rock and then the Rock counters fucks him up rock bottom. I want to
do the three. Yeah. So the Rock then calls out triple h.
Yeah there's a rock. He eat my poon tang pie sign you like that?
Oh yeah, that's pretty cool. He should do that. I was
gonna say, say my pussy. So you guys are watching Young Rock at
all? I watched episode one man the one. Another reason I bring it
up is because Cold Commander played the Brooklyn Brawler on Young Rock, so I
figured it, what if he didn't shower for five days to make sure he
was that's a nice Yeah, it's two nice, I'm a shirt. You're
right. Well, James is not happy that you fucking even talked about Young
Rock around him. You better figure it out. That's like when you brought
up a SmackDown. He don't talk about it. We watched saw damn well,
The Rock says, Triple H. The Rock thinks that you're real cute,
making them as making the Rock face the Brooklyn Brawler. So you think
The Rock is just gonna go back to his hotel. The Rock says this,
he doesn't feel like leaving New York City. So Triple HS. The
Rock says, bring your candys out here. But don't worry, it's not
for the title. It's not a No More contnership match. It's gonna be
a rock kicking Triple HS candy ass match, which is probably one of the
many Triple Ates challenges. Make sure it's well Triple H and Stephanie come out
here in my time style U Triple is trying to march down to the ring
with Stephanie stopping him. She does not want him to fight, and also
who doesn't want him to fight is Shane McMahon and the Big Show. He
runs out here and says, well, whoa chill out hunter. I've seen
this a thousand times. You go in there, the Rock go to you
and to put it in a title on the line and not fucking happening.
We got to figure it out. Yeah, because you're a stupid bastard.
Yeah, the title is gonna be defended and Mania, you and the Big
Show. That's how he's going down here, rock and Rock says, well,
the Rock says this. If WrestleMania is gonna be Triple H and the
Big Show, then the WrestleMania is gonna absolutely This is legendary. I remember
this line so much. Man Jars follow up his offs with two rocks is
gonna absolutely suck and Jar and Russellmania never shocks shucks Man never shocks. Step
says okay, Rock Stephany makes the decision here and everyone doesn't seem happy about
this. Come on, this is for the boys. I don't know why
you're even involved conversation to see your way out of it. You're to smack
down the boys way to smack down everybody on the ground, and everybody was
on the ground and he likes right down. Stefan, He says, you
got one last chance Rock, you can either pin Triple Edge or Big Show
tonight in that very ring in a handicap match. And this I said,
no, no, no, no, no nrcy, no no no no.
This entire show is everything. No mercy is based off of every part.
It is right around here. Yeah. So if Rock wins, you
can have the number one condemns your match for the WIF title and Tripling chans
Rock. If you don't pin me or the Big Show, that's it.
This is your last chance nothing, and Rock says, So they'll let the
Rock understand this. If the Rock doesn't pin you or the Big Slow,
that's the rocks last chance. And Rock it doesn't matter if there's rocks last
chance. And Rock says, the Rock says, he'll kick your candy as
he'll kick your candy. S oh and Joe Brownie, this is how it
goes. If you saw what the Rock is cooking, O way, no
chance in hell, no chance, no damn no. That's how you do
a fucking segment. And it right there. See Trip, you didn't understand
that. If you smell thing, it's shame. Nice day end, Okay.
Yeah. So WrestleMania two thousand to two thousand n zero and was Yeah,
Lynda mcman two thousand, WrestleMania entrance the mic Stock Pete Waterman. No,
god fucking damn it. The theme song was Cala let a guy sawn
tell me what the WrestleMania two thousand. They ripped off California Love. They
didn't want to pay for it, so they just made their own version.
That's how wrestling is supposed to be, didn't They started paying for songs,
which is incorrect. Do you guys got to go back? You either have
to rip it off or you have to not pay for an ECW style.
There's no paying for song. WrestleMania is brought to you by Snickers, which
JR. Says, I like Snickers, can't you tell by looking? Yeah,
Chris Jericho versus Perry Saturn is up next. Is that what you thought
this match was when the entrances were happening? Yeah, I knew, Okay,
I didn't. Oh, I guess China and Chris Jericho both get entrances.
Yeah, I did see that China as a managering out her full entrance
and yeah with the with the pyro and everything I wrote? Wait, is
this Jeriko Saturn? What the fuck? Why did China get her own entrance.
I guess she was bazooka. The bazooka is awesome. Yeah, they
go, they do China and they got to China jerker, right, so
that's probably what the thing. Yeah, you're right, Yeah, all right,
Well anyway, no mercy risk cla, Man, this is fucked up.
The radicals gets me like warm flashbacks every time he Dan that's also an
e mercy thing. Yeah, it is a fucking no mercy thing and it
ruled my life anytime I face the fucking radicals to my one, Dan always
dann it. Yeah, always had to fight these fucking dudes. And then
you have to find Christmas Waff of the Icy title again for something kicking my
ass every time. Man, it's crazy. Harry Saturns in the Purple Trunk
is here interesting? Yeah, I actually like the sid didn't mind it here.
Um, you know, Saturda in the Trunks was always a really good
look, like I like like eliminator stuff, and like he's big too,
Yeah he is big. He's like, yeah, he's deceivingly big, and
he's yeah he's strong. He's a good wrestler and he's a cross a little
freak good yeah, for Saturn in the dress. I like Saturn in the
dress. But is that right? Du you think about the Jericho tron here?
You like that? Tony yeah, Alzheimer yeah cool, hell yeah,
that's the right opinion. Thank you for being correct. Um, Saturn goes
for a leg drop. Okay, by the way, let me just say
this much. This is insane. This is a this is a bad match.
Well, Saturn does the risk clutch exploder. That was cool, and
then it was kind of downhill from there. Uncharacteristically bad night for these two
guys. Yeah, don't you do an w c W match off. That's
all we want. We'll do a bad, bad roll match. Sorry for
a leg drop and this is my country mile. The way he does this
leg drop is very It's like Vader bomb into leg drop up but he misses,
and then he goes for a kick and misses by a country mile.
Oh my right, I mean they were like a mile. Jericho goes for
a lion sawt but Malenko pulls the rope. He pulls the rope. But
I don't know what happened here. Look crazy Jericho just died like like Milinko
pulls the robe and you think you take like the hammock bumpler. He like
just goes right to the floor, but he just kind of like sits on
the rope away. It felt like that. It felt like during this match
there were always one move behind him. They were trying their hardest to catch
Batch up, and by the time they were catching up, it's like,
fuck, we fucked this up, and we fucked this up. It's like
they were always just one they buy um so Malinko then clothes lines Hina on
the outside. Dude, he had nihilates. Oh, he gotta get the
trash back. Yeah, Milinko stomping out fucking Jericho. China comes up to
help, but he's just going just on nihilates her. Uh. Dean then
throws China into the ring, which leads to the referee being mad at Milenko.
Then Saturn hits China with a back supplex like they sold like a shotgun,
like a guilder. For some reason, the referee is still yelling at
Dean, and then Jericho dex Milenko Saturday throws knees at Jergo's head. Dean
is still arguing with the referee. This is a very long argument they're having
here, and then China slides back in low blow, Saturn and Jerko hits
line Salt, which Jr. Calls an Azaimon salt for the and then China
punches Milenko on the outside a lower receipt. Brother. Yeah, so backstage,
DX is talking to each other, Billy Gunn is in a sling.
I did not expect this to happen, by the way, I was hilarious.
I was super super con off guard. But yeah, so they're arguing.
They're arguing about they have a shot at the tag titles tonight. Right,
that's what it is. They have a shot for the tag titles because
Triple h uses executives in that match. Right, But it Billy, it's
a it's a match for d X. So Billy Gunn wants it to be
him and road Dog because they're usually the tag guys. But Billy Gunns in
a fucking sling and road Dogs trying to tell them, dude, you are
not in any condition for this match. You are not reading. Yeah,
look come on, bro, look at I don't understand your gun thing.
Now, come on, now, there's nothing wrong. We can't make it
there, he probably does. Triple comes in and says, what's the big
deal? He says Edge Christian a number of contenders as of last night,
but we used a little executive influence and DX is gonna get the shots at
the side on Billy that means dog and ex pot not you. And then
Billy is pissed. He gets in his fucking face. He says, how
fuck you? Fuck you fucking bitch, even with one arm, I'm twice
as good as you'll ever be. I said, Holy shit. And the
camera guys even confusing Ski whoa with a camera like zooming in and out of
frame, and Triple ch is trying to reason. He says, whoa,
whoa, whoa. Look, here's the thing. Then he punches him in
the face and I, oh shit, Okay, he's just gonna stop him
out all of them, everybody, dude, all it's like three mass assassins.
Yeah, Triple X, Pocket and road Dog all take turns, all
repeatless, sorry, not take turns. He just all stopped one road Dogs
on the ground like grabbing at his sling like they're stomping on his ship.
Then they all pick them up and throw them out of the locker room.
Now I thought this was super a character. I don't think for one second
Triple Edge would take any ship for many of those guys. No. Well,
and then I don't think for one second that xbox X Pocket road Dog
would not follow Triple. That's support. That caught me off guard because I
was like, you know road Dog and bill Boys Riders, Yeah they are
looking mad ball whatever. Yeah, it's unbelievable. But yeah, that shit
caught me so off are we through? The first punch? Sorry? Cracking
out laughing? Man? What a funny What a funny segment. I definitely
thought he was punching him, but X, I don't think him. He
says, no, you're not, but no, he just goes straight.
I like that. Yeah, it was fucking I thought that was right.
So, yeah, Billy Gunn is out of d X. Now I guess
which is out for a leg injury? Right? Is he really injured?
Yeah? I think he had a like seven months after that and then okay,
so doesn't he come back as the one after that? Tony, You're
right? After suffering a torn rotator cough in the match with the Dudley Boys,
Billy gun was kicked out of d X for losing his school to explain
his impending an absence, and he comes back in October and immediately teamed with
China a few with the Right to Censor who wanted to censor his mister as
gimmick, and they succeeded. Yes, Steve Richards and beat China and Billy
Gunn and due to the simulation, Billy gun could no longer use the mister
as gimmicks, so he renamed himself Billy Ge for a few weeks, which
sounds like something James would call him and going on, yeah, man,
so uh we move on. It's Mark Henry versus Crash highly for the ARCore
title up next. Now it's time to get into the whole. I was
like, oh wow. I was no, we need the risk, dude,
you don't got a risk. Sounds gonna make a radicals video. And
it's also it's just a Toronto Perry side and it's Taunt not Perry. Sander
just zoomed in on the toning awesome. So as the show is going on,
I was almost worried that I watched the wrong one. I was like,
where does this happen? It feels like it fits nowhere into this show.
But I was like, oh, fuck, here it is, so
Mark has do you feel like that's a lot of the raw like retro stuff
we watched. It's like we started off like, how the hell do they
get to this point, like where does the turn? Where's the left turn
here? Because well, the way that they did it was, you know,
the quarter hours, Like every quarter hour had like a theme to it.
So it's like we're gonna get here to our now quarter hour, which
is a pregnant that makes sense. So yeah, Mark, Henry and May
Young come down to the ring. May Young is pregnant currently, but it's
okay. It's never been okay, A doubt, true love. Motherfucker.
I don't know, it's never been okay. I mean, May Young's out
your wrestling for some reason. She wasn't wrestling, and then she got pregnant
and started wrestling. Well, last Monday, Viscera Viscera hit a big splash
on pregnant May Young, but that she was a okay after that, I
think because she's still pregnant here. Yeah, so it says last Monday,
you'll see here Viscera hit a splash on May Young. It was pregnant.
What crash Holly n Yeah, what the hell? Crash Holley is allegedly four
hundred pounds. I don't understan any of the scale. Not. Uh well,
Crash won the hardcore title last week on Raw against Test Test Not yeah,
okay, not yet. So yeah, they're brawling here. Crash powders
to the floor, goes up the ramp. Mark Henry Crash looked like he
was trying to find something under the ramp, and then they just gave up
on it. I don't know what that was. Um, they're channing Elroy
at Crash. Roy jetson from w Right the popular show, The Jets and
the Jets Remember that dude, Hannah Barbera we just talked about. Elroy wouldn't
have made it in wrestling, so I don't know why they would have made
this companion. He did all right, he's rights. He was voiced by
Dig Beals. Oh that's a good name. That's a wrestler name. That's
my finisher, that's my favorite. So Crash beats Mark Henry with the two
by four. May Young is on the apron. At one point I thought
she was just trying to distract because Mark Henry was getting beat up, but
no, she gets into the ring to stop Mark Henry from doing his splash
to Crash Holly. Instead, May Young hits the ropes like a house of
fire and trips over her feet and splashes, crash, Holly. And then
she starts holding her stomach. And I said, oh fuck, this is
how it happens. Okay, sot there this Yeah, when Visrus splashed,
the handster just came out of her vagina on TV, just squirted out there.
It just falls out of her h she split hold on, she gets
splashed, and then when she reaches into her pants upon as I had,
Look, I'm not here to discuss well, like I just understanding the childbirth
is like, it's not like that at all. Wait, I'm not gonna
sit here and be educated on chopper like I have not the foremost expert on
it. So let me tell you what they tell splash on May Young.
The hand clear out of he fucking asshole. Tell you that's where babies got
from? Okay, okay, it was the story. Where's the story?
The story here? So anyways, the hand comes out, tell me live
in the ring? Is that how you're booking this? First of all,
I love to hear because I've never well, like I said, I'm not
a logistics guy. You guys figured out what you guys for it. Look,
we tell you what to do and you know what I mean, what
do we pay the workers for you? We tell you what to do and
you do it? You don't? All right? No problem? Asshole?
Right? Correct? So with goo. So, what I'm thinking is I
feel like Mark Henry's hand. What I'm trying to figure out here is I'm
listening, where did this come from? The influenced by? What the baby?
Yeah? What was this whole storyline influenced by? Usually Russo pulls from
a movie or TV show you watch. Russo wasn't around you talk about Russo
wasn't right? Wait, but Russo didn't like This wasn't like Russo's debt,
you know what? Maybe not? No, it was a vinsc Man thing.
Okay, well what what was he inspired by? Here? So it
probably honestly what it probably was legit Mark Henry is like, you know,
sexual devian still, you know, sexual chocolate. He's fucking everybody, And
they probably thought, well, who can he fuck next? Oh? He
fucks may Young? Oh what if she got pregnant? That's probably what it
was. That's all that they went in. They just need announce. They
wrote themselves into a corner and they needed it out. Yeah, I guarantee
that's what it was. Yeah. Meltzer had a little explanation of why he
thought they did the hand, which is fucking hilarious. I never thought of
and I don't think is true. But we'll get to that. Um.
I trust that melts Or knows what's going on. This last week on Monday,
may Young was pregnant, but she turned out fine, she was fine,
Vis splashed her belly fine. So then May Young does a running splash
to allegedly four hundred pound crash. I don't get it. And then that
initiates the pregnancy? Is that how it works? Put her into labor?
Think they hard push on they Tony? Is that how like you induced labor?
Tony? Yeah? That can help? Yeah, so this is so
this works here? Well, No, I've never she never tried to do
a splash in the wrestling ring. No, would she like to. But
a question is do you think they did the first splash from Vistra And we're
like, okay, that's how we can get out of this angle. And
then they were like, wait, wait a minute, I have a better
idea. What if that didn't do anything? And we could do the hand
next week. Maybe. I don't you know what, man, I don't
fucking know what they were thinking. I don't know if they know what they
were I think I know what they were thinking. What do you think and
they're thinking. I think they were thinking, let's have a live pregnancy with
a real baby. I bet Vince pitch oh they were gonna do a real
I bet they said, what if we can make this nine months long and
May Young really gets pregnant and we really have a baby. And then someone
informed Vince that that is not possible, that's can't happen any circumstances. And
then he says, why can't we inseminate May There's gotta be eggs somewhere,
And I think they were remember how they eggs somewhere? Remember like how they
did the brawl for all, and they like incentivize the boys, like we'll
pay you more money if you like to shoot fight. I think Vince went
around incentivizing them people to like inseminate or at least try to consider coming for
May Young or in May. What was happening? No, I don't it
got me. I'm in tune to believe that because you said it sound loud,
and now I have to believe it. Thank you man. You ever
listen to what you say, Johnny and then think that's why Tony's on SmackDown
boy man, James, God damn. Yeah. So may Young's fucked up
here with her stomach and the way she does the running splash to crash to
induce the labor for the baby. And then they, by the way,
yeah, let make sure that does the running splash to crash to induce labor
for pregnacy with sexual chocolate Mark Henry, I forgot he's sexually actually sexually chocolate
baby hardcore titles on the line. By the way, that's a title fight.
Um. So they have commentary, they have commentary. Good and yes,
a very somber voice of course happened. And we come back from commercial
and we're backstage because she was EMT and stretchered out because she's in labor fellows
come on. So there's one thing that I need to point out here because
I was fucking dying laughing. I don't even know if you, either of
you, is all this. So they fucking call out the ref Mark Henry's
calling out for more help. EMTs fucking come out. They have a stretcher
at ringside. Now you would think she's old as hell in fucking labor.
They would like try to handle a little better. They roll herround the rage.
Well we've seen it, so she has has a teslon pregnancy because she
was lash and everything is invincible. Yeah, you're right. Yeah, they
roll on the stretcher and really gets you. Backstage though we have doctors.
The doctor thunder over here, do not they bb fucking whatever. She was
awesome, shouts out Bob Holly forgetting that shit done. So yeah, they
they fucking they recap what just happened. Back from cars, recap what just
happened. The EMTs are rushing her up the ramp. Then they're pushing her
through the hallway and one EMT, y'all stop, she's not gonna make it.
I don't know how he judges this, how he figures out she's not
gonna make it. Everything SpongeBob jewelt where he says where he puts his hands,
He's like, whoa, he's not gonna make it's not gonna make it.
Just put her in here. They just stuff her into a fucking room
and they're all like clown carring into this room. The most important thing that
we did not touch on here is who won that match. Who won over
here is carsh All. He's the hardcore Champion. Well, the fans did
because we all got exactly what we got to Mark Henry and Crash ally hardcore
title fight. We got inducing labor splash, we got Yeah and Raw is
brought to you by Chef Boyard and Castro and phone Free dot Com for freelong
distance calls over the Internet. Phone Free dot Com. We'll have an update
on the pregnancy thing we did a little earlier soon. I don't think even
talk about it and aring this match, do they? Um? No,
because now it's time for Tazz versus Crispin. Wa. Dude. I was
so fired up for this. I was like, but I wrote, they're
gonna fuck this up somehow. No way, they just have a good match.
I wrote this down here that would be correct. Well, of course
I figure out very quickly that they're gonna suck it up because at the top
of the match they mentioned that Big Bossman and Prince Albert assaulted Taz at the
paper V. I was like so pissed when I heard that. I was
like, man, yeah, come out here, huh t single it Taz
with the towel there. They were still trying to shoehorn this pit bull thing
here on Tazz and little over ageever that. But the crowd's channing ECW like
a bunch of times during this match, so they won't know what the fuck
this can So in New York's hometown, they definitely put a lot of based
stuff like on purpose. Right, Yeah, I would think Danny radicles back
again and Eddie's out there with the sling. Yeah, no, mercy Eddie.
That's you know, it's funny. It's like around this time, I
only ever saw Eddie with the sling. I swear to god, every time
we go back, it's Eddie with the sling. He was out for like
ever with that fucking sling. Did we watch that episode? Were they debut?
Because he gets hurt on the debut, right, because we have not
watched the Radicals debut yet, we should watch that at some point. Yeah,
So for those who don't know, Eddie's in a sling because he does
a frog splash in the Radicals debut and blows out his fucking like forearm or
something. Right, Yeah, that's yeah, yeah, that's what happened.
Crazy he's pissed, pissed. But yeah, so this match is literally nothing,
but we do get a head in arm tasplex. We do. We
get a head arm Tas plex. Uh. Tas does an Alabama slam.
Ben Wall is doing some rolling Germans, but Hie by Eddie, Yeah,
multiple times distracted. Every time Tas goes for a pin, the ref is
distracted by Eddie until the referee pushes Eddie off the apron and then goes out
of the ring and throws Eddie out. And this is where I was like,
Oh, they're gonna fucking run in here many ways. Yeah, ref
is distracted big time. By the way, this was done really stupid because
grispan Watt sat there for like a ten count every time. Yeah, nothing,
nothing made him a shit. Yeah it was good, but no one
was. They figured everyone was looking at Eddie, so they didn't even care
about the fucking pitfall. He throws Eddie out, no interference here. They
get back in the ring, back and forth rolling Germans, and then Tas
puts him in the fucking Tas mission and Bossman and Albert come fucking Yeah,
Bossman and albertucking come down. They jumped Tazz and this was so crazy.
Ben Wat hits another German on Taz and holds him in a bridge, and
I was like, wait, he knows the match is over right. He
held him in a bridge so Bossman and Albert could stop him out. I
said, wow, that is awesome. Nobody told Taz to sell here.
I'm a New York brother. I don't gottas by town bro. I own
this. Yeah, hell yeah, yeah. He's fighting with boss Man and
I'll be and really straight up. Taz like legit gets his ass kag and
he just keeps getting up and fucking fighting back and the pit bull brou he
is the pitbull. He put the tasmisson on boss Man to Albert breaks it
up. Bossman gets a chair, he goes to hit Tas with it,
gets cut off, but Albert then hits him with the ball Dope bomb and
then an Albert hits the Worly bird maneuver exactly hand him with dad whirlybird Maneuver.
That's the name of that from now on. I don't know if it
actually had a name, but it's the Worly Bird It's like this the rack
bomb or something to spin out rack bomb. Sure. Yeah. In the
video games probably Yeah, yeah, yeah, the worly bird maneuver hits onto
the chair by the way, he does the worly bird maneuver onto him.
Uh. And then Bossman says, hey, it looks like New York's hometown.
Boy sucks as bad as New York City does. Hey, Taz,
the mood is about to change, and he throws the mic on him.
Fu man, they made him change ship too, to change, didn't they
to survive? If I let you think? Why? Because we are selling
you know what I don't even really know the answer to, because they just
want to put just They're about to have a segment right now where this woman
has is pregnant. They don't carry Get the funk out of your dads.
Yeah, I actually don't know. That's pretty much said I swear in that
promo that he does. And maybe I'm remembering wrong, the one we watch
with him in Triple H. I feel like he says survive if I let
you In that one, they probably let him do it and said, who
go down? That's too cool? Man? Yeah, I mean they I
mean And the ECW doc Vince says that he saw Tazz and he knew and
he knew tazz. He knew what he did and he liked tazz. And
then he comes to w F It's like, are we positive? Are we
positive? Definitely didn't like it. Well they should have problem w c W.
Dude, I had a spot form runner they match. Dude, Yeah
you might awesome tazz and taboo. It's one of those four way dances you
do. Brother, I have an idea where I go over all. Yeah,
that night the line was crossed and that line is me beating you.
It is Seinfeld brother. So backstage, may is in labor with the following
people in the room U Moula, Pat Patterson, Mark Henry Jaral Briscoe and
one EMT one EMT only one. The doctors like yelling everybody to get out
of the way, and May Young says I need a cigar and Pat Patterson
thinks this is a good decision. He says, go get her one.
So Joe Briscoe runs out of the room. And then I believe at this
point it is a complete I mean like yeah, I mean obviously from this
ra fucking and what's craziest maybe not because they went somber voice on commentary La
la la. Yeah, they thought they took its complete fucking tongue in cheek.
This is like three Stooges, Pat Patterson, Jaral Briscoe, It's a
three Stooges type of ship. Yeah, you're right, Um, this is
like what was that? It was really popular back in the day. I
can't remember for the life of crash TV. Um. No, it was
like a certain type of comedy that only the dude. It was slap stories.
No, it was like a Monty Python. Yeah, I haven't seen
that long. That's that's for the boys right there. For some reason,
girls do not find Monty funny. It is funny. Don't disagree with us?
Yeah, absolutely not. Um, and May Young asked for the cigar.
Um Briscoe brings it back to her. Yeah, long penis here for
ye my young here, probably got it from Farruke and the briscope gives it
to her. Pat Patterson lights it up. And if the EMT is looking
at her pussy over and over again, he was looking down there, that's
what it's happening. No, yeah, I mean, would you say,
Tony, she got her asshole? Yeah, sure, we're big. Yeah,
of course that's right. Do you want to go there? So the
Mt says, excuse me, excuse me, May, what was the last
time you had your period? And May says about nineteen them he looked at
her pussy said yeah, yeah, or asshole. Sorry Tony Well mt pulls
Henry over. He says, are you sure you imprednated this woman? And
all the while Briscoe and Patterson walk around and look at her asshole and pussy
and they start gagging. At one point directly that brother, don't don't look.
It's discussed. No way, dude, I'm not looking at anything.
Dude, you looked. I don't even want to talk about this. Was
telling me that it was like the most wonderful thing in the world. You
have to see this, and like, you'll regret it if you don't look.
I would rather look at pregnant vaginas than Monty python, bro. And
they'd rather watched smack down too, right, James, Hey, you take
that. You are correct? Started hitting over Terry funk punch after that with
her situation, so like I was there and then there was this good nurse
and then like five minutes before my nurse, No, the good nurse was
there, and then she left, and then five minutes later his other nurse
came in and then and then I was like, oh, you should look
it's fantastic, and I looked at Nope, I shouldn't have looked. Never
the other nurse Boston, hold on, listen to the other nurse again.
So yeah, this other nurse came You'll never guess who it was. I'll
take it from her, nurse yeld On. So my wife said she's not
having this baby until she gets a cigar. And then and then this other
nurse came in and says, I'll take it from here. Nursing looks at
her. Good little Johnny that they cut the cigar for for your for your
girl, because they didn't cut the cigar for it was dude, it was
straight unwrapped it. That's like the bitch Edbury joke where he says, I
don't smoke cigars, but my favorite it's a boy. Holy shit, that's
awesome. Mitch is based so good. So yeah, they look at her
pussy and start gagging, and then we go to commercial. We come back
and Pat Patterson's holding them is to call your friends and tell them they're three
two. You don't need to do the double commercial. In intermission segments,
the two seg pussy, segbody. Well, Pat Patterson's holding his nose because
of may Young's notoriously stinky pussy. Well, of course, Tony because they're
looking at her assholes. So she starts farting on the end to get the
baby ready flow. Yeah, that's the comeback for commercial. Moula keeps telling
the push and Mayong's gone sitting there going a style. The e MTS screaming
calm down at everybody. Moola's telling her to push. Man, I wasna
MTS fucking flipping out. Pat Patterson then comes back on screen and hands the
MT suppliers and says, try this, and the e MT says okay,
and then starts to ply her pussy the most cartoonist like rubber band sound effect.
Crazy sound effects. Yeah, so it's crazy sound effects here plier.
In the Pussy, Mark Henry is trying to fly the show name. That's
like the NA Andrews grabbing his beard, though I thought it was more like
cross the line. That was likely in the Pussy the episode. The episode
names rubbing looking in notoriously we are wrestling. Yeah, so fucking so Mark
Henry's pulling on this fucking e MT trying to help him drag this baby out
of her pussy. Uh and then the the e MT pulls out a hand
covered in crazy amount of Google crazy here. Yeah, dude, if Mark
Henry lifted up and did the Perry Saturn, I would have fucking died.
Yeah, jump buses vomiting. Pat Patterson says, a hand, Come on,
give me a hand, and then that's that's the the hand goes out.
Let's give her a hand and they all start clapping and yeah, they
start clapping his gooey hand that just came out of her butt hole. Yeah
yeah, Flyer style. Yeah. So what they did to your wife?
Tony with the Flyers s the March six, two thousand Observer. By the
way, Meltzer writes, they had her backstage with an EMT, Patterson,
Briscoe, Henry and Mulla for this god awful segment that ended when they pulled
a hand out of her. Meltzer says, I had no idea what this
was. Luckily, I do a radio show and someone explained that hands were
popular sex toys in the seventies and eighties for women, and I guess the
idea was she was getting herself off. In another decade and it had been
in there for a while. Okay, she just walked around with her hand
and her snatched. Vince probably called that because that's what that means. Yeah,
that's what I did to my asshole. I asked my hand off there
all the time for years. Well there you go. That's uh, that's
me young. Pregnancy. Do they what happens after this? But like I
know, the hand eventually comes back, but like next week, do they
like do as like as the hand in a carriage? Probably in contention for
the European Championship. It beats al Snow for the European Championships that you just
said. I think he's intent. I think the ladder. He's a dad.
Now the responsibilities run by run. He's got to face the Brooklyn broom.
Well, May Young accompanies the cat at Wrestleman the two thousand to our
Magic against Terry Reynolds and Cat losing the matches. May was distracting, was
distracted by kissing the guest referee Val Venus, and then attacked Terry. I
don't know what's going on here, man, So they do the hand thing
and they never mentioned it again. I think right, And but May Young's
still there with Mark Henry though, sure, yeah, yeah, well yeah
that's James said that was that was the fucking hand thing. That is uh,
it's crazy, like how like this episode is it just very like they
don't talk about it the rest of the show. It just happens. And
then here comes to Dudley's Yeah exactly, dude. Immediately they cut right from
showing the hand to back to the arena. That's always ship they're gonna follow
this up. Well, they followed the first one up with Taz and then
they followed this upon one up with the Dudleys. So ec w wins um.
You know now that I'm thinking about it, man, I'm really surprised
they didn't do more with the hand. Like I'm very surprised, Vincent,
and you're not upset, like but I thought, like I wouldn't be surprised
to like Vince Baba, you should go at power bomb the hand to throw
a table, do that three D to the hand like she like that and
like Young fries over it and Mark Henry's upset because it's's fucking baby. You
know why they probably didn't do it. It is fucking stupid because WrestleMania it
is five weeks away. Why we have to build Holy shit, you're right.
What the fuck? They just had to blow off this pregnancy thing.
Yeah, they said, now right, Mark Henry and the European title match.
Come on, man, let's go to build the mania. We have
four no contests in a row. So that was good. Yeah? Why
not that? Yeah? Shit, you're right, dude, Mark Henry's not
on WrestleMania's probably he's not even in the hardcore title battle Royal. Oh he's
a dad now the guy responsibilding. Oh fucking shit, May Young is on
the show. Well, I say I'm bad, alright, I don't.
Yeah. I was wondering, before you get one last Tony one more thing
for me, I was hoping we could stuff a hand up your ass and
see how long you can last there. Three million, five billion patrens,
three thousand patrons and we'll stick. All right. You stole my haircut,
so I don't want to hear it from you. Yeah, they we'll get
that. It's coming soon. Anyway, What were we gonna say? Um?
I was gonna say, Like the whole time, I just keep thinking,
is this worse than the Katy Vic thing? And then I couldn't decide
if it's worse than Katy Vick or not in what way. I don't know,
offensive or bad. It's like unwatchable and like not good. Maybe the
k the Katy Vic thing is insane. It is fucking crazy. This is
just like stupid. Yeah, they had sound effects here and stuff. I
think the Katy Vick thing might be the most uncomfortable. Katy Vic thing is
long, dude like and it's that's just weird and uncomfortable. I think,
yeah, yeah, yeah, I'd say yeah, Well, speaking of weird
and uncomfortable, Dudley Boys versus Road Dog and Xbox, it is road Dog.
You're right, it is road Dog. They recap d x fucking Billy
Gun up earlier. All the while Dudley's are setting up tables around the ring.
I feel like the Dudley's like are trying to invent the Wiz up here,
but they don't do it. Multiple times. Yeah, I feel like,
uh so, what I think I read is somewhere Bubba A said that
he pitches to Devon and Devon thought it was like the stupest thing in the
world, so Devon didn't want to do it. So I think maybe Bubba
was just trying to get him to do it and he didn't want to do
it. Yeah, well jump off the top up and throw you a face
into these dudes balls. No. Tory was also out here with road Dog
and next Puck in a neck brace, and Jr. Keeps referring to her
as Tombstone Tory because Kane Tombstone Dir and I guess broke her neck and Lawler
has given him heat on commentary about it. Oh, you gotta be nicer,
and Jared says, well, maybe she deserved it. Jesu bel Toombstone
Tory rifling off fucking insults at all. It's interesting to see the Delhi Boy's
entrants with an actual nuke drop by the way in the tron so that that
was cool as fuck. Yeah, yeah, they should have dropped it on
that room with the hand. Cane and Paul Bear come down to the r
in this one. Um after x Pod hits the Bronco Buster. Yeah,
the fire goes off, bar God, here comes Kane and Paul Bear.
Kane flips a table over, gets in the ring, Xbox runs away.
Everyone rushes Kane for some reason because they're all fucking stupid and take a choke
slam. Uh. Road Dog takes a choke slam, like almost directly onto
the top of his fucking head. It was insane. Who it was.
Road Doug definitely takes the meat est one. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
Devon takes one, Bubba takes one. Then Kane does his pyro as Xbox
and Roadug and Tory leave up the ramp because they're afraid because Xbox is fucking
his girl. H jr. I'm really gonna mish MCFOLI just randomly just moves
segment. I'm I'm gonna really gonna mish mckfol Yeah, I'm gonna I'm gonna
miss mckfolio and said, oh, in order first to miss him, he's
gonna have to go away. Uh. And then they show another like this
is a real Mic Foley like tribute video. He's not dead, he didn't
die. He's just as far as the Yeah, I think it was supposed
to be a legit retirement. It was. Yeah, it was supposed to
be a real retirement, was supposed to be one, and that I think
fully that Mick Foley said that, like you told Vince that he couldn't remember
his stuff when he went home. And then he said, yeah, you
gotta retire, like that's it, you got. I can I remember if
I would have forgot, like oh yeah, but yeah, it's what it
was like. Fully, like Vince felt bad for him that he didn't have
his wrestle many he should have had his wrestleman in a moment. That's what
they say in all the fucking DVDs. At least. Yeah, Big Folly
even regrets like coming out of retirement too and coming back shitty green flannel in
no mercy. He said. Every match that he came back, he had
a concussion doing so that's that's a good Thing's awesome. Yeah, that style,
Well, how come they can do McK folly can do that, but
Tony Marin Eric gets released for all of us get cushions. This is different.
That's the difference between the W and WW. They don't care. That's
just gonna make you work, he said. He said in that Lockdown or
King of the Mountain, he had like three concussions in TNA during the match.
Jared kept heading in with got three of them loaded guitars. They show,
Yeah, so Nick Foley's not dead at least not yet here. Uh,
and he they get a long ass tribute video, fucking get out of
here and this man, god damn already. Yeah, oh there's another trust
me. This would have been my plus that moment of that if it wasn't
for the next match. Yeah, it was a plus in all the way
to the end moment of sure. Yes, yes, yes, Well they
show Rock on the way of the ring Wrestlemated two thousand and five weeks.
By the way, we do get a cool little bumper here. It's very
wide. Yeah. I like the aesthetic as cool act for Wrestlemate two thousand
is very cool, super cool and uh kind of unique stage for that one.
Usually it's like a big fucking you know presentation. This is like just
there's no ramp, it's just WrestleMania. I was like, oh wow,
okay, yeah, you're right. Yeah. Um so now we get to
the main event, which is the Rock versus Triple A big show, and
that is our death plus ten moment of about ten seconds, right, it's
just heat, heat, heat, heat, heat come back, heat,
heat, heat come back rock Bottom. Yeah, that's it. I mean
I have a couple of things here. I mean, like they get a
ton of fucking heat on the Rock. There's a funny line with Jr and
fucking Lawler during this main event WrestleMania implication thing here while the says, oh
ja or you should apply for the chef boyard d job because chef because fully's
fired. Of course, chef boards are gonna need a new spokesman and joy
Sir Dad is not a funny king though I am beefy at times, and
law listen, you are beefy. Okay. Big Show, of course accidentally
bumps triple Age, leading to the Rock getting the comeback. Rockets a spinebuster
uh and Jr. To Jarro's credit, he's fucking flipping out for the Rock
comeback here, Rock Bottom, Rock get him, Rock get him. I
was like, oh wow, it's pretty cool. Rock fucking covers him.
Shane gets in and fucking jumps the Rock as he covers triple Ache, so
Earl Havinger throws the match out. Rock is getting his ass whooped by fucking
all three dudes, the crowd channing for folly. Sorry, guys, that's
not meant to happen. Big Show choke slams Rock big Style, then gets
on top of him and yells in his face, I'm going to WrestleMania and
you're not going to WrestleMania. That's his big heel line, and that's how
the show ends, the Rock getting his fucking shit pushed in here. So
nothing knows about the hand. No more about the hand ever again until like
the Raw Anniversary show. Yeah, yeah, well we gotta get a little
serious here WrestleMania. Good time. Here, very strange episode of Raw.
Yeah, the Rock is not going there, he didn't pin whatever the stupid
it's triple Age with Stephanie Rock with Mick Foley with Linda and Big Show with
Shane four Way. What a horrible fucking I think Linda just says man Cat's
back. Isn't how that works? I don't remember. I remember that.
Yeah, I think that's where she reinstates him for some fucking reason. I
don't remember what it was. Um okay, since here fully left for a
few weeks but returned at the request of Linda mcmon to wrestle for the title
by replacing Chris Jericho's spot in the main event of Wrestlemaning two thousand. Jericho
is going to be in there. It would have been yeah four Way yeah,
which probably okay, So yeah, triple h wins the match and then
fully doesn't wrestle again for four years. Oh man, I think it's the
Ring of honor. Mag that's crazy. You can't come back for this anything,
and then you can fuck off again. Dude. Oh that's when he
James's head comes a commissioner. Okay, that's right, Okay. I remember
thinking wrestle Maning two thousand sucked ass. I don't know if that's still I
think I remember that too. Yeah, I actually don't remember it being good
either. But I mean maybe if we go back and rewatch it again sometime,
maybe I'll put it on TV and just flip their way on this show.
But yeah, I remember it not being so great, but I will
say the aesthetic was perfect, very cool. Yeah, super cool, and
it was I think I don't know if it's the first time, but it
was one of the few times I remember this vividly that on the pay per
view channel, it was like a twenty four hour like WrestleMania build thing,
and it would just replay the same thing a bunch, but it was like
a ten hour block. I think that they repeated the WrestleMania build. I
was like, well, this is kind of cool. I don't know if
this is a real photo, but I found this poster. This is real.
I remember this all day long, the all day long thing you were
talking about. Yeah, this is yeah, that's right, all day long
and Jerichos on the poster. Okay, here we go. It's forty ninety
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