Revisiting WWF SmackDown 2001 Supermarket Brawl Stone Cold vs Booker T, Vince McMahon & Ric Flair Co-Owners, The Rock & RVD vs The Undertake

Boys are back. Welcome to the Deadlock Podcast, episode number one eighty three.
We are back again. God what back? James's back, Tony's back,
Johnny's back back in town. That's what I've heard, and it's time
to talk about w WF SmackDown for December thirteenth, two thousand and one.
Some of you will know that as the infamous episode where Booker t eats frenchries.
You said it's the supermarket brawl episode of SmackDown. A lot of people
know, but there's a lot of other interesting bullshit on the shows. Crazy.
Yeah, it's very crazy. But before we get into that, we
have some updates for this here Deadlock watch. This is up on Patreon.
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bet it is sick as hell. Yeah, it's really good. I had
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if not better. James gotta be better. He has me gotta be
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up before the last day of the month, or it's going on in the
last day of the month. It probably will be on the last day.
It'll be there'll be there. It was. We watched h WB SummerSlam two
thousand and five, which of course has the infamous burger warm it up and
let's go to work on as the him A, Shawn Michaels and all coaking
man of it match, as well as a bunch of other shitty. They're
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I promise. All right, Now it's time to talk about WWF SmackDown December
thirteenth, two thousand and one. Yes, and before we get to that
let's take a look at what was going down in the wrestling world around that
time. We've already talked about some of the Observer stuff. I'll mess up
this too, James around this time, because I think this was pretty close
to the first x WF episode. So I tried to search around a little
bit, try to find a couple things. I found a couple of things
here from the Observer from December seventeenth, too than one. The following people
were released on December fifth, Lash LaRue, Russ, McCullough, Reno,
Kid Romeo, Elix Skipper, Say Rios, Jimmy Yang, and Evan Courageous.
All those guys were released and one yeah, I think, yeah,
you're right, does Reno. I don't know. If Reno goes to t
NA Kid Romeo, I think as a shot that would be unbelievable to men.
Reno feels like he was built for that air of TNA, where like
Russo was just kind of pushing around with Ferrara and shit like, yeah,
you're right, this guy with the fucking shorts and the thong and the hair,
tell me this guy, oh he did. He did go to World
Wrestling All Stars, but he that was pre TNA, but yeah, he
has no TNA matches. It looks like his last match ever was a wXw
taping in Pennsylvania in October of O three and then he's just done. Wow.
Yeah, so the short lived career for all reno a good matches.
Well, he had the thong and he did the roll of the dice.
You can't forget that. Yeah, if you really would really going far and
beyond what I would have expected, You're right. Everyone else here, uh
pretty much just fucking bucks off. I know Russ mccullo. I don't know
if that's how you'd pronounce it, but I only know of him because maybe
you guys have seen this. There's like an indie show that Rakishi works,
and like he flips out on this guy in the ring and threatens to beat
him with a chair and the guy like runs to the back and then yeah,
Rakishi gets on the mic after and says, that's why you got fucking
fired. Yeah, yeah, I'll have to link it to you, guys.
It's it's crazy. Yeah, that's that's the only reason I know that
name, because I remember Russ Rakishi Kishi yelling at you with the big bootylicious
thing yes, yes. Uh. Another news, Billy Silverman, did a
New York radio interview talking about the situation led to him quitting. I guess
he was like a backstage guy w W from WCW. Basically the story about
being ripped really hard because he upgraded a ticket on a flight to first class,
which went against WWF protocol, although he wasn't aware of it since he
came from wwicket. If you wanted to pay, wasn't considered a cardinals it.
Yeah, dude, you upgrade your ticket. If you upgrade your ticket
in the WWF, you have to give it to the VET. So you
upgrade your seat and you have to give your first class upgraded tickets. He
will beat you, that's the thing they did. Yeah. So this guy
got in trouble for that and got ribbed big style for his punishment for that,
where the WWF frestlers told him he had to buy a bunch of liquor
and go through customs to Canada, and as a result, he was held
up at customs all day fucking crazy. His sin was upgrading his fucking seat.
So you're right, that's believe. From the Figure four Wrestling news letter
from December twenty fourth, two thousand and one season to Be ran a huge
show at the old ec to Be Rena on Saturday night, drawing an amazing
fourteen hundred fans, which was I think this is their first cage death show
in Philly. Shy, yeah, yeah, you three. I want to
say it is for a show that culminated with a big season to B versus
E C W angle. I will let you know there was no big angle
that came out of this. This was a horrible uh so Alvart says,
we heard two complaints about the show. The first thing that went too long
and ended at one fifty am, which is true. It dude, the
construction of the cage death alone is usually an hour. So like the show
the show started, I'm pretty sure that I think if I remember right,
the show started at least an hour late, if not two hours late.
So like by the people got into it was like two hours late. And
this was the first show at the ec TO Arena, so like XANDIG was
trying to get you know, everybody on the card, so there was a
bunch of fucking bullshit tag matches and like just to fucking get everyone on the
show because it was you know, a big deal being the c TO Arena,
and the second complaint was that they had too much stuff for one show.
Some notes, Mark and Jay Brusco, who are underage and therefore not
allowed to rust on Pennsylvania, work the show wearing masks. Boy, what
a stupid commissioner Pennsylvania was At the Big Angle saw Todd Gordon, Blue Meanie,
Gary Wolf Rock and Rebel and Rocco Rock show up as the ECY to
be contingent ready to brawl with the cc to be guys. The lights went
out and Samman appeared from under the ring wielding a chainsaw. The big swerve
was that he was wearing a sec To BU shirt. Shouldn't the invaders get
the big Star? So what happens here is Sandman is obliterated drunk here,
he's super drunk. He cuts through I'm pretty sure he cuts through the bottom
of the ring to come out from underneath. He climbs up on top of
the cage death and he's like almost falling off the fucking thing. Zan is
losing his fucking mind. And that's the end of the Angle. It's unfucking
believable. Two more things here. This is a This is a long one.
You'll like this one. Though. There was an article in the Saint
Petersburg Times about a visit Randy Savage paid to the local Rady Savage pay the
local All Children's Hospital. There's a photo of Savage with the article, and
he looked huge, says Avrez. Savage said he was issuing an open challenge
to Hulk Hogan, who lives in the area. The challenge was for a
match at the Bayfront Center at an unspecified date, with all the proceeds going
to the hospital. He said Hogan needs to answer by December twenty fourth.
It was never made clear what kind of matches was Reeler fake, but Savage
notice noted that it didn't matter who won because it was all about the kids.
Clearly remember this like I do too. I remember this because there's a
song about YouTube video too where Savage talks about kids. Well, that's you
won't believe what I believe. That clip is from James. But I'll let
me let me know. Were you not like kids up? You know you're
always been Oh my sidebar, dude, I think I share this on Discord,
but on record store day it's like in I think it's in at the
end of April, they're releasing the Macho Man Be a Man album on Purple
Vinyl for Record Store Day. I want it. That's crazy. I'm gonna
try. I think they're only making like a thousand of them though, so
it might be tough, but I'm gonna. I'm gonna try. I think
you should probably all right. Yeah, Clearly Hogan knew nothing about this challenge,
which makes Savage come off as a group for he's like a hospital to
basically own agenda. Hogan was on Bubba the Love Sponge's radio show last week.
Savage would have called at first, they might have been able to work
something out, but he's concentrating now on spending time with his father, who
was very ill. Hogan said he even was gonna go out of town the
day Savage he wanted to fight him uted to fight, which is funny because
Savage never announced a date. Bubba, unlike Hogan, ripped Savage and the
children's hospital part for going along with it. The hospital director even came on
the show on the same episode, and so the only reason he went along
with it because he assumed there was a prossling angle that Hogan was in on.
Then Savage calls into the show and said he wasn't challenging Hogan to a
prossling match, but age total shoot. If he thought his chance there some
before, there less than nothing now. Z Alvarez Savage said he'd had problems
with Hogan in the past and wanted to settle it like a man. I
didn't coward. Then, in the most absurd comment of the year, Macho
Man said the pay per view revenue gait, video sales and other merchandising would
generate a ten million dollars gate. He said Hogan turned up ten million instead
of Hogan turned out the challenge. He was gonna still write a check for
ten thousand dollars to the hospital. I hope the hospital gets it before Melanie
Pellman gets her ten dollars thousand dollars check from Kevin Nash. I'm not sure
what that's reference too. I'm assuming that's something from the Bride Pelman thing.
Uh yeah, so crazy all commenting on James's favorite show, the Bubble Loves
Radio Show. Of course, that is incredible. Chet is out right here?
Is this it? Or is this something? Oh my? All right?
So but okay, James is sent over an interview with macho man Matchaman
is did Mochuman talk like? This is how he talks all the time,
just normal voice all the time with the beret. This is gonna This is
actually no joke. One of my favorite fucking savage looks every day. This
is such a crazy look. Yeah, macho madness is awesome years what match
is a great love. They have a figure of this, I'm pretty sure
a lot of Merchand with the hospital kids, we're just gonna be for the
kids. But this we're coward. We're gonna put the kids in the shirts.
They're gonna walk around and the shirts, Hogan, and I'm gonna kill
you. You don't know the thing about giving back. You never gave back
to the business. You never gave back to me. Brother, You never
came back to anybody because you were coward, Hogan. I think we should
have a shoot fight in the children's hospital and then you can go into one
of the hospital beds and die, and that can make sure that happens,
dude, I connections, man, what's up with that? And our last
piece of news here. H China was on the gym Rome Show last week.
Nothing of note, but she did mention that she made more money doing
two Playboy shoots than she made in her six years of working for the WWF,
which is fucking awesome. Yeah, I believe depending on how you look
at that, all those yeah, all those deals were like shot. Everybody
was on like five hundred shot unless you were like Junk the Rock or whatever.
Ye, So I can't believe, like I guess it wasn't until later.
Buzz I say, I can't believe being with TRIPLEAZ didn't up the pay
a little bit, But I guess it didn't really matter until he left China
with Stefaniely being with Triple Age actually didn't do great. Triple Aedge was siphoning
money because it's for the kids hospital. Dude. That was what's going on
wrestling. Not too much to talk about, but someone drest. Now we
can talk about SmackDown from December. Truth, we can one damn right,
we see series. I haven't don end three years. He says he doesn't
do much with Tea out either, And I said, no way, you
still do that? You do that, because no, I don't. I
haven't done three years. We just haven't watched watches radios talking about watched the
drafts all the time. Which doesn't he start with this in my head today
we are doing a draft. We're gonna see if seth Rawlings can hold onto
his multiple champion sounds like a south Park here, Oh my god? Yeah,
why'd you will be a great south Park? He would just always savages.
I love that son of a bitch. All right, now it's time
to get into the real deal SmackDown here. Yeah, we're gonna kick it
off here with the cold open as usual. Here to lay the context for
the rest of the episode. Chris Jericho is the undisputed WWF champion at this
time, right. I think he just wanted like the Sunday before this,
which is said the Raw and then the Sunday. Yeah yeah, it is
crazy, yeah, like and he's on top of the goddamn world. Here,
he's dipped, died out, got guy fiery shirt on, He's got
it all man Pizza. He was the last guy I thought I was gonna
win that. I think he was too. He thought the same thing Tony.
Right, uh so Flair's a consortium at this time. Vince McMahon is
also not happy about that. Vince is running SmackDown. I believe Flair's runs
Raw that's right. Um. Flair says that, uh, well, this
of course is on raw believe. Flair says he is defending the titles in
a steel cage against Stone Coast Steve Auston. So is Chris Jericho Stone Coat
Steve Auston on raw cage match, undispeeded championship on the line. Steve Auston
doesn't lose very much, but uh, I guess we're getting to the point
where they want Steve Auston to lose more. Well, he's he's he's winning
by getting fucked big style too. That to be fair, So it's you
know, it's not too crazy. And when uh, when Flaire announces that
it's Austin, he's Flayers strutting around the ring and Jerik is just staring up
with the gage off from Vince comes in with Booker T and security with guard
dogs. Yeah, what the fuck is that? Yeah, that's what it.
Dog sounds like, that's what that sound like. He sounds like,
debrees golden you'll find out. So Flair walks up, of course to book
Or T and Vincent Manny and he looks at book Or Tson. What's he
doing here? Yeah? Very uh, very like the way he hated WZW.
He hated book a t And it says, well, that's Booker t
I. He's my guest. He's a book and eye book. He always
has a book. A book and eye are gonna hang in my personal suite,
all right, hanging out and Okay, so Jericho we get into the
cage match. Jericho actually stunners Austin in this match, jrs. When you
know Jared's commentary here, he didn't seem like he gave a funk about this
match. Oh he didn't want to starers because the audio wasn't with the crowd
reaction. It was just kind of the match and then like the actual vabo,
so it didn't have the exact same Yeah, like usually it's you know,
Jai was flipping out in those Jacko home wanted you stunner where he goes
Maybe he hated Jericho. He hit the stunner on a champion. What a
piece of ship? Yeah, oh just got we made champion high? Okay,
dip die well. Austin opens up jay on exposed turnbuckle. He hits
the stunner on Jericho. Jericho U is down, Austin is walking out of
the cage, Booker t slams the cage on Austin Flare style. Uh,
and it's Jericho escaping the cage to win the match and retained that just beat
the title. Mcmaron Booker are gonna face the Rats of the Rattlesnake. He
wasn't super excited for that either. He's like, WCW. This is still
w c W. Rimnetz. He's like, yea, back there, make
sure he's got back there. This is a very it's a very short period
of time, but it's one that I remember very very well. Like the
Beautiful People. Era of SmackDown does not last very long. It's not like
it's a super long era of SmackDown. Um, but this episode is very
good. This intro is goaded. This has gotta be the best SmackDown.
Like, this is awesome. It's so good and it's so like like it's
just everything is like dialed in. For some reason, I always have a
weird time remembering the Fist with Beautiful People, Like the SmackDown fifth stage with
the Beautiful People, I always think of as like the rap one or whatever.
But I'm like, oh, yeah, fucking beautlef people is on this.
Yeah, it's definitely not a long time. This has to last for
like a year. Like Beautiful People debuts August sixteenth of oh you know what,
it's actually August sixteenth of oh one. Uh, and then they change
it May fifteenth, two thousand and three, like for an era of SmackDown.
I mean, what's the next one? What's the next song they do?
It's it's well they use I Want it all until you know, they
go from the rap song. Uh, they change the rap song on May
twenty second, oh three, and then they change it to rise Up,
uh in September of four. So that's only a year. Actually, you're
right, you're right. Yeah. So they go through a couple of different
phases there trying to figure out I guess what's what's next because of course,
but get to five and they don't know at that point they're lost in oh
five, I don't know the fu is going on there. It's too far
stock between three different eras. People belie pop a yeah, dude, like
this is gonna be a good episode. And uh, Scotty Taddie's in the
intro, which I also don't really remember. Well, yeah, because you
know, they got his very good, well known team here with Albert that
we're talking about a little bit later. Yes, yes we will. But
first off, we're gonna start off with not only are we starting off with
the match, but we're starting with a pretty interesting match here, Hurt Angle
and William Regal teaming up against the team of Rakishi and Edge Edges, the
Interconnal Champion. By the way, just before we got into this match,
that Cole was going over the main event of the night, and I'm sure
you were thrilled, both of you to see that the Rock and Undertaker in
a tag match on the event of this show. Not only that this is
possibly the most fucked up picture of the Undertaker of all time. Shirtless Undertaker
with a hardcore title. What is happening here? Yeah? They must you
know, they not take a render pictures. They just take whatever they can
get on the screen. Yeah style oh five is feather on his mind?
Five? Feather tool is oh one? At least they got a little down
in back here. I don't know feather style. That's just crazy though.
Five. Yes, as James said, Kurt Angle and Regal against Rikissi and
Edge Edges, the Icy Champion. Uh kurt Angle theme song here James.
Yeah, the remix, the Booty Popping Ye remix, TikTok remix, Yes,
yes, yeah, this they do it too much for me. I
like the DCW one though, but this is what they do it too.
I didn't mind this one. I don't know how long he uses this one
for, but I was like, oh, okay, the W one was
way better. I thought that was like the number one one was better,
but this one was all right? Yes, yeah, I believe so yeah,
ok, yeah, Um, it looks like he only used that song
for a week for this episode. He used it on Raw and then this
and that's it. I understand. Yeah. Uh so hair dryer going nuts
and these entrances man old eye log the hair dryer dude, I swore I
was watching him with deb. I was like, you gotta like a fucking
continuous airplane flying through your house. It was so loud. I wasn't I
didn't know what was going on. It was like tested, yeah, yeah,
I was just going on here. Well, last week on Raw,
Rakishi gave the craziest stink face of time. Maybe maybe top two or top
three. The crisp and wafts faces gotta be top two, top three of
all time. That has to be number one, right, Yeah, that's
gotta I mean, that's gotta be as far as I know from stink faces
I've seen in my lifetime. But Crispin wall One has gotta be. Yeah,
I'm good. The arms is the most fucked up way to take.
You can't tear tearing his goddamn laborman his shoulder double style to take the biggest
ass in your face of all time. Yeah, the Crispin wall one has
gotta be up there. But this one, right, this is dude,
This is brute. This was like Rikishi was trying to capture his nose and
his asshole. Dude, this is the funniest should I've ever seen. So
we got Kurt Angle, Kishi Edge, Rakishi the stink face to kurtis duds.
He's got a hat on, He's got a fedor on with hat bags
up in the corner, puts the hat down and then fucking delivers the gnarliest
fucking face the butt cheat combo I've ever seen man. The ratio of his
face showing and his ass on his faces. He was washed. It was
lost in the sauce with hat just nuts. And then he starts dancing after
and Kurt Angle's not having any of that because Kurt Angle gets in the ring
and blatch him with a chair and that. I don't know why everyone doesn't
do this after they get stink face. Yeah, you're right, man,
there's not a lot of revenge with the stink face. You kind of just
accept that were doing in real life. You pissed off your friend who's just
put his ass in your face. I get a chip, get the sh
out of me. I want to do that this week at let's see what
he's doing. No, I should be the one giving the stink face.
If anything I got, I got a hat I could put on too,
I get really, I have one, not really a hat guy, dude.
Out of guys that have hats in here, James wins Tony has like
a lot of hats. Tony's the hat guy, but he doesn't have the
He only has cock And I'm not making a face by broco buster arms style
arm style arms style arms a pocket you probably happened to Crispin wal arms style
brock. He would ask for it, thanks for it every week. Please
please let me. Guy that begs to show as loop oh shit, so
yeah, he's checking regal for the nuts because Regal attack to Edge on Raw
with knucks. By the way, is this yes, this is the first
time Regals get the knucks. This is like not the first time, not
the first, but like it's coming up on creative ideas to like not have
him getting exposed for having the knucks. Yeah, um, of course he
doesn't have them here. But then Kurt Angele has them and he passes them
to Regal and then he puts it in his pants. I almost had a
panic attack because I saw that. I was like, I swear we've seen
that. I was like, have we watched watch this because there's just so
much of this era. Yeah, you're um. Then Edge comes out blue
fucking long boys on Yeah my Durango oval icy title. I said, Jesus
Christ, this is like we're in like such a wrestling was the shit right
here? D Like, it's not like this is no way stink face fucking
Edge Blue stink You peeked at stink Face people song cooking. The first shot
that far it's not even hardcam. I don't even know what you call.
That's like, you know, facing the entrance way way, Yeah, yeah,
the way way back. Wide shot of the whole stage and you see
Edges lights going off all the fucking smoke. Yeah, my du wrangle.
This guy comes out, long hair and long jagged icy title always shit,
how much can one guy have you? E's got it all. It's good
at all man. Yeah, wrestling was it was. It was like this,
I don't know, like I got like chills watching this because I was
like this is like wrestling was so fucking cool. The wrestling was so cool
right here, like in the exact moment, I don't know I explain it,
like SmackDown was awesome. Um and Rakishi and Edge also was a fucking
nuts team, Like that is a crazy team. Someone has a signed in
the crowd that they drew Rakishi's ass on it. Put a little hat on
it. She bumps off angle clothesline really early for the cut off. It's
so unnecessary. Kurt hits someone with running clothes line one ed Riki Riki,
she bumps off, took the first buppy, took you the batch the line.
Yeah, he work it has the cut off. Baby RIGI was looking
for keep that job because if he goes Indes, he's gonna steal a Ja
mckinn and beat the ship out on him, Edge with a spear on Regal
and uh. He ends up winning this match and it was actually pretty quick
match. It was not really too much they like. All I really wrote
down was the bump lawlor saying that Kurt has had to wash his face with
toilet paper all week, and then back and forth between Edge and Angle reversing
angle slams uh and then uh, he bumps Kurt in the regal. Regal
ticks a spear and Edge gets to win there. Angle then comes in throws
the Edge out of the ring. Riki, she did get Kurt into the
corner, walks, He gets into the corner, walks out, he falls.
He turns around and looks at him with this fucking turn. Turn.
Yes, dude, the turn is Pete Cressli as well. Like the crowd
knows it's coming. But until he does that little Regal saves Kurt from the
stink face. Help me tell me Regals shouldn't have hit him in the ass
with the knucks here the nugs get stuck in his cheeks up there. He
doesn't get him back, and the press duckle stink faces. They weren't ready
for that. You're right, you're right, So then he hits Kurt with
the knucks by accident um and then Rakishi stink faces William Regal instead and it's
but Beastmarchment lawlors Is and then Rakishi does the triple aged hunt for some reason
that was always this thing. Okay there, Um Edge thing comes back into
the match with the chair shot on Regal. Edge comes in, swings for
the fucking fences and knocks Regal's head into oblivion. And then he had some
of the eduction on the chair, which either Regal maybe Regal didn't think about
how he was gonna take this, but he takes it directedly onto his nose
and blows his fucking base off. There's blood everywhere. There's uh yeah.
We go backstage after that. Vince and Booker arrive in the limousine. Um.
Booker says he can get used to this, all these leard jets and
limos and all that U and Booker is like, he's in this crazy matrix
jacket closed all up. He looks at say he doesn't know where they are
either. No, I don't either. I'm actually they're in some bump fuck
town because Vince says later his field California yeah, this is the shitty part
of Colo. Yeah, Vince does his Vince voice and as he does his
Vince voice, the dog reacts to attack. Vince mcmahl. He raised his
voice and the dog like reacted to pull the dog back, which I thought
was pretty funny. And then Vince says he wants one of the dogs to
bite Stone Cold's ass. Gave gave your eyes open for stone Cold and keep
those dogs right. Nothing What plays me more than one of these dogs take
a bite out of Stone Cold's ass. And Booker says, you dig that.
Vince says, come on, book I wish he would he kept that.
I wish Booker's lying to here was that he's gonna get stunt go Steve
Boston boo yeah, and I'm gonna get with you. It doesn't even last.
The w even think it makes it to the last episode ye one week.
I think, yeah, that it was tight, and that it was
tight, now us out do it as shit. It's probably j j um
So, yeah, Vince wants one of the dogs to bite Ule. That
I can tell. And I like this that like there was influence from sitcom
writers at the time, because this episode was fucking super It felt like all
the comedy was great, all the all the all. Yeah, all the
comedy, all the pacing of the show and the way that the segments flowed
with each other. This felt like a fucking sitcom at the time. Yeah,
this felt like it could be on like like on TV regular without wrestling.
Yeah, you're right, I think they had because I think Brian Gowertz.
Maybe it wasn't Brian Gortz. I feel like it was him. He
was. I think he was from like a comedy background, like he wrote
for like one of the big shows at the time or something like that,
and then came to the comedy words here. All right, it was it
was. It was really good. Yeah, it was awesome, dude.
I was always saying, like the supermarket thing is fucking hilarious, but I've
seen it a ton of time, so there was like so much. There
was a few other parts here that I was fucking dying laughing at because it
was just so like dialed in. Like you said, so, Regal is
backstage with the doctors on a gurney for a broken nose. He's bleeding.
He says, this bloody broken. I could not do that exit again.
You ask the guy the doctor said, let me look at it. He
said, what does they look at his broke here? He lays down,
Take me to the bloody hospital. We got backstage again. Vincent Booker run
into Flair as they enter the arena to go to their sweets. Whoa,
whoa, whoa, whoa. I didn't even know who it was at first,
just some guy like a sweater. I oh, it's fair. Flair
handshakes Vince and then DAPs up. Booker tea, yeah, unbelievable Flair.
Flaire says, uh, you know, after seeing how you liked it on
Monday, I got the box set up for you a gift, you know,
I know how you like to live now, and it's gonna be even
better tonight. And fence a Booker obviously do not trust Flare at all.
And Vince out here you're leading misses something and you're gonna pay all. And
so they go. They bring the dogs with them to the fucking sweet I
was like, yeah, I like I like that, like they had the
way that they have. Vince here is that like he's super paranoid because the
last fucking four years have like chant ruined his life forever, which is and
he was right in the end. Yeah, you know, absolutely, it
was. The payoff was awesome so far. Yeah, ship was sweet.
Um so yeah, Vince takes a second. They walk into the suite and
the first thing Vince doesn't even hesitate. First thing he does is go to
the back door. He says, when I opened this and Austin comes out,
let that dog's attack him. Take out hunk out of Austin's But I
love that that he like walked straight to the back door. That was awesome.
Yeah, he wasn't fucking playing around. He knew. He opens the
door and he says, get him and then nothing there. There's nothing there,
and flays, whoa, you're on the wrong track. This is a
partnership. We're gonna co exist. I made this bigger and better. And
uh, Vince says, what about this? And he you know, I
guess Flare punched him or Vince punched him on rolling players. I'm over ye
happened. So you and I gotta talk about magic Booker. But I'm gonna
learn how to coax some man either way, and then says, well,
if it's my show, then I'm the boss, and Pleasure, you're the
boss. This is on me. This is such a weird character for fucking
Rick Flair. Yeah, he's like to just like he does the woo every
once in a while. But everything feels like it's not like it's bad and
it's not like it works with Vince's character. But it's definitely Flair existing in
Vince's world and not Flair existing against Ric Flair at the time. Yeah,
like this not his ass right now. Yeah, he'd be running the show
by himself. That yeah, that's true. So we go backstage again.
There's a lot of a lot of back to back to back backstage stuff here
today. Uh, Leda is walking around backstage, complete fucking smoke show.
Holy fuck. I was like, wow, she is beautiful, Like this
is unbelievable crazy here. Yeah yeah, and she's she got I got a
cup of a cup of tea here. Uh yeah, I don't know what
the coffee he's had a little coffee. Um. Please let us get this
attire in the games. Hello, no, hello, this error doesn't exist.
You'll get retirement lead up and that's all you'll get. That's what you
need. Yeah, long story short, but the fucking attire the case i'p
playing around. Just look at this ship. This shit is dope as fun
awesome. Just copy fucking face morph this exact Erra leader to put this exactly
in the game and stop playing. Yeah. Uh, so Test comes up
playing around. They're done shit U. Test comes up and says, uh,
hey, how's it going? He says, so, Tests, by
the way, cannot be fired. He's tes on Test. That's right,
because he won immunity from the invasion thing. He won the immunity battle Royal.
He'll never let that down forever. Always got immunity. Yeah, even
until ECW, I feel like he still is immunity. Test. So Tests
comes up Alita, and of course Leada and Matt are going through a breakup
right now. Yeah, Matt broke up with her on raw I think,
uh, and I believe they get back together because there's still a lot more
time I think between all though, and there's love in the of course,
and there's nothing wrong here between Matt and Lita. Ever, no, of
course not. There can't be and there never will be, God damn it.
And Test says, you know, I know how hard relationships are.
Yeah, but you do. Test says, I can help you, you
know, at Lisa. No'm all right, Yeah, a Lisa, I'm
good. I'm good, bro bro Well. Test then tries to rise her
up. Crazy. Test says, once you go Test, you forget about
the rest. Yeah I'm good. Yeah, no way man, you go
Test, your career has laid to rest. Yeah no I don't. I
don't think why all right, whyn't you go Test? You will show me
your breast? No, no, I don't think that's right. All right,
Test says, look, I know you won't me. Stop playing around.
You walk around your underwear? What Reddit user Test give it? You're
teasing me? And she like, you came up to me, fucking I
see you look at me. I know you want me? Was the big
deal? Are you gonna hit me? I don't you want to date me?
Wanna hit me or something? That's what? La just keeps it going.
I just need to be by you want to kill me? No,
I just want to be by myself. You hit me? Huff I love
it? Roth all right, Yeah that's cool, bro, I don't really
care. So Test leans over and closes his eyes in an attempt to not
eat. For kiss. Yeah yeah, at first I was like, oh,
he's leading into like kiss close his eyes. No, it was for
Leda to punch him in the face. Yes, but Jeff Hardy comes into
the frame and gets right in tests face, who has his eyes closed.
And I was hoping Jeff would kiss him. But that and Jeff says Test.
First of let me just say I Test once Leda to hit him,
close his eyes once once to get hit in the face. Jeff Hardy walks
up, I still close, I'll hit you in the proceeds tonight him.
No, but he gets it. Not yeah, exactly, just hit him
well, Test says, easy lance romance, don't get hot because I'm hitting
on your girlfriend. Girlfriend? No, my girlfriend? What you like?
Intimidated women so bad? No, how about you intimidate me? What?
All right? So they're gonna have a match later, of course, because
Tes says, okay, tough guy, bring your girlfriend with you? Two?
Is that my girlfriend? This is like Tests whole run right, He
was even was like Stacey's like, you're a tease. I know you want
me. He's a bastard. That's Stephanie thing really fucked up his whole ship.
Yeah he never he treated Stephanie so well, and then he treated a
really horrible insult story one girl so well, and then it went bad,
so he hates all the women. His whole career was ruined because of how
nicely he treated Stephanie. Never again will I do that? Right, So
we go to to Jerry versus Crash High all you for the Cruiserweight title,
and not just to Jerry though James, No, Tory Wilson is his girlfriend.
I don't know. Sometimes I don't remember him just blatantly being his girlfriend.
I do, okay, yeah, they were their boyfriend and girlfriend,
and then of course things started going wrong. Did Jerry started being a mean
guy? If you would, did he missed her ass or something? That
would be awesome? But we're not there yet. From what I understand,
to Jerry is a good boyfriend, so like things are working out pretty well.
Um, to Jerry is of course the Cruiserweight Champion. Um, it
shows the WWF cruise aweight Championship. But the title is the WCW one,
right, It has the WF on it, but it is the WCW one.
It has the yeah, but like w c W still on the side
plates. Oh is it? I didn't even okay, but it was Yeah.
The render was like I don't even know what the render was. Tony
it was like this crew. It was like this blended up version of the
Cruise Ofweight title. Jerry's like carry around the just the WCW Cruise aweight titles.
I don't really know what's going on here. Okay, you know,
I don't really get the crash holly thing. I don't just like, I
don't understand what's happened in here. I thought he waited a lot. He's
cruise right now. He joined Johnny's team smaller what. I don't know.
She's not making Tony. I'm spinning my wheel and crash all he's on team.
Like. So Tori goes to check on to Jerry crash, then goes
to hit her arm back. Oh my god, Yeah, she's just checking
onto Jerry and crys like, who this is the match where I start hearing
the fucking air conditioner big Okay, Oh yeah it was real bad. No,
he is their air conditioner. There's like an audio reverb going on in
the background. Yeah. So it's like this weird like white noise popping up.
That's not It's like you get the hair dryer and the white noise fucking
home super. I'm wondering if it had something to do with Vincent Booker being
in the box where they like miked up too. They do show that's right,
Tony because they do show Booker in the box with Aquafina. That's a
good pick. Man, that's a good pick if I'm an aquafina guy too.
Deer Park maybe put Poland spring I'm a Poland spring water? Really does
the water companies matter for people who don't know? Yeah, you get to
sagny Man, you're gonna die. Yeah, that's like you're gonna yeah,
I don't. I mean, I listen. I don't care about the bullshitt.
Was it aquafine? I think one of them the people said, oh,
they put salt in that to make you thirsty. Here, I don't
care. It's tastes good and I'll drink more of it. I'm gonna get
more. I do like the pure I think it's pure life because the bottles
are so flimsy. So you can do that thing where you uh put your
mouth on the top of the thing and you can push the back of the
bottle. I love doing that. That's sweet. What's it's pure life?
The ones with the long boy bottle too? Or is that smart water?
Smart water? Smart water? Okay, I like the one I got smart
water off. Dude, they took the fucking fish out of the smart Water.
I'm so pissed. Fish and fish and there's no fish. Now what
do they do want to what about? What about paying seven dollars for now?
Yeah? Put the fish, Dude, you have two choices at the
airport. It's either smart water or Saunder. I would die. You got
one choice. You can't make it. That's all they have at the airport
is the Saudi or smart Water. You're like, I've gone with the smart
water for eight dollars. I do not, bro what did your versus?
Don't bring up sparkling water to me either, I'll fucking evaporate with that ship?
Was water? Fuck that ship? You ever have that? I had
flavored sparkling water before I had and would you think that was all right?
It's like sprite because I had like a lime. It was like lime,
sparkling mine was not mine. Was like I had it on a flight one
that I know you want to sparkling water. I was like, whatever,
I'll try, and I was like I felt like, I don't know,
maybe I'm just too unhealthy for a smart I feel like I was gonna was
like, is this what you have, like a Lacroix or whatever? Maybe
yeah, something weird flavored cruise or whatever, and like how it made my
mouth feel Dude, when I was when I was like super into powerlifting,
that was like the number one thing because I wasn't like rocking monsters crazy,
but like the lime flavored sparkling water gave you gave me enough like carbonation to
make it feel like I wasn't drinking water fucking down those things because they would
like because they would like curb your appetite and you get carbonation from it and
like it tastes like nothing you're gonna do, right, it's like zero every
year everything. It's just carbonated water, yeah, but with a lime flavor
to it. So it's like it's kind of like I was drinking sprite all
the time, okay, and like you yeah, man, I was.
Let us know what your favorite water is. If you say to Sonny,
we're gonna kill you, but you're getting Broncho Buzzard arm style with that that.
Yes, So did Gerry versus Crash Holley fun Little Gear one TV match
here to Jerry wins with the RNA pin. Yeah, they do all the
classics here not the Great crash Strands a punch story in the head. For
some reason, they trade Rona's back and forth into Jerry gets the win.
Vince is surprised at this victory, and Booker is unhappy. I guess we
don't like the Jerry. Yeah, he's a nice guy. Girlfriend matches champion.
He's the w cwn WWF Cruiser Champion. So Tory comes in to celebrate.
Then crash Backs are into the corner. He's gonna stink face sir.
Now that was gonna be the Bronco Buster. I think, yeah, crash
blo and he backstory into a corner of the Bronco Buster and then the lights
go out, and in my mind I'm like, I was like, oh,
okay, Kane is gonna save he likes Tories. Actually out of here.
Fuck you didn't all here, Well, it's none of them. It
is back. He's gonna help Crash. He's gonna crash. That's fucking unbelievable.
No, it is, uh stand back, there's a hurricane coming through.
And Michael cole Yell's first appearance, first he was fired, he was
fired, and now he has been rehired. Yes, Hurricane is on the
top rope as let's come back off. He does a diving cross body on
crash, hits the eye the Hurricane, then gives Tory the thumbs up and
runs back to a corner. He doesn't. If you imagine Hurricane, let's
go out. She's back to a corner. Let's go Hurricane here, cross
body, Hi, Hurricane. If that's like the devil, have kill move
like there's car special everyone does stick. Hurricane staves the day crash crash,
get somebody else. I gotta finish the job here. Oh fuck Hurricane with
the cape. He pulls the cape up. I love the idea that Hurricay
coming, always coming to hell and then just doing exactly what. He's not
here to stop him. He just wants to do it himself the worst whatever
Hurricanes doesn't the building, like like Tony wasn't want to get Chucks doing tables
to Hurricane because he's Scott's the other guy that shows. Oh my god,
it's so crazy man corrupt superhero. It's like he's Jack. He has to
do one he does one good thing, he has to do one bad.
Oh my god. He stops fucking Rikishi from running over still gold to right
positions. I love the idea of going back in time, and the Hurricanes
want to do this is such a good gimming. He's the face in heel.
Oh my god, Oh my god. So this goes This guy thinks
he's a superhero. We got a guy from North Carolina. I think that's
base that should do this, Gimi says, Caroline's yes, Hurricane. He's
supposed to be fired, but Flair hired him back, and we'll figure out
why here in just a second. Yeah, this is all right. When
we go into this next scene, James sitting crazy, Yeah he is.
He is fucking got the fucking good showing crazy on the couch, legs wide
open, slapping the leather couch repeatedly for some reason. So what the fuck
am I looking at here? He just thought of the gimmick we came out
of, he said Sunday, So I was gonna call it this exact gimmick
is damn Why didn't I think of this? It's too late now, So
Landstorm walks in the room and plays a hold on Storm. Monday. You're
supposed to be called Tuesday. You showed to my house, you followed the
grocery store, you called me on my cell phone? How did you get
my number? Anyway? Leave me Hello, I'm enjoying the show. I
don't like you. I don't have time for you. I don't want to
see you again. That's only fuck New York. You're right, and Storm
said, listen, did you hire Hurricane back? Tell me you didn't.
Yeah, I hired him back in MS, but you won't give me a
chance. Listen, I'm bigger than him. I carried him when we team
together. I said, all these ships Rick Flair's explanation for hiring back the
Hurricane. I swear I replayed this six times. That's what I'm saying.
Could not stop laughing at this. That's what I'm saying. Like I feel
like this is not Rick Flair. Like this is like I don't know who
this is. It's a dude. He looked. He's not even joking when
he says this. He looks at Storm. He says, there's currently a
shortage of w have superheroes, and that's why her a shortage of superhero There's
got to be a super villain brother, and I got a good idea for
who could be that one dude. I could not get over shortage of w
W of Superhero, so I had to higher the hurricane. Oh my god.
Okay, well, Storm says, I just need one more chance,
and Plais's it. This is the last time. Don't bug me, let
me this time. I'm not playing around. If you come back after you
could beat you are gone. Whoa, forever, get out, get away
the couch. He's slapping a couch with his gogal as funny as hell though.
Yeah, we go backstage again. Vince is talking on the phone trying
to figure out why we had a shortage of WWF Superhero. I don't know
what that why that superhero back? What? And someone's knocking at the door.
Whoa, and a table wheels in with a bunch of stuff on it,
of course, and uh they are that we didn't we didn't order food.
And that's a guy illegal big style. By the way, this is
super illegal like FTC style. You dude, this was such an advertisement.
It's unbelievable. Yes, yes, yes, this is like an unsaid Yeah,
this is crazy. Yeah. The guy says, it's a guy.
He says, I have an itemized list hereing it's the food orders that we
ordered food. And the guy says Yeah, from the Sonic drive through,
we have a sonic halabenio burger. What we have a son We have a
son chicken fried steak, a sonic chili cheese dog with extra onions? What
French fries? What tator tots? What? One beer, two beers,
three beers, a shot of whiskey, margarita and a bloody Mary. This
is disgusting. What the fuck is this combination? Sonic halapena burger is nuts
man extra onions. So Booker then, of course switched too and two together
and he thinks he got stoke. Go Steve Auston's food, Yes, because
he apparently is also in a sweet Yeah one getting food delivered a stone cold
is known to do. And Vince said, yeah, you know that makes
sense. Yeah, you know, you know that sonic delivery they always do,
They always deliver that food. Yeah, and the two thousand and one's
sonic delivery to a buildings sonic sonic sonic smoke. Vince is ours, this
isn't meant for human consumption. That's a crazy thing to say about your advertisement
here, Yeah right, this is not for book or for me, And
Booker says, oh wait wait, Vince said, we must have got stone
Cold's order. They deliver us food ha ha, and won't we won't it's
crazy. He picks up the hot talk and he says, why don't we
have a couple of reason go to work on him. He keeps saying that
Vince is looking at him like he's crazy. You want to eat one of
those? Well, let's warm these up and go to work on big Hamburger
guy. Let's go to work on to work Baker Barger. Let's go to
work on these sonic halopen you poppers. All right, So now it's time
for test and Jeff Hardy yes with lead. Of course test apparently, listen
to this test apparently, of course have at test, apparently because he can
do what every one cannot be fired Cost the Rock and tris Stratus the tag
team titles on Raw against the Dudleys. I wrote that a lot. There's
no sense at all. What do you mean he cannot be fired? Test?
Cost the Rock and tris Stratus. When you get a tag team,
you know that was it? The hell of a tag? Oh God,
you gotta pussy over there. Yeah, rocking good, mister jock. Oh
no. Also that Dudley's hit Trish whoa. The Dudley's also hit Trish with
the three D. By the way, that's how they won the match,
of course, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes yes, because
Test was beating up the rock. I think we should go back in time.
Hurricanes should stop testing Hurricane the one man three D. I agree.
So Jeff comes down to the ring with the hat on and then starts fighting
Tests with the hat on, and I was like, oh, hell,
yeah, we're rocking. Yeah, that's yeah, that's beast. Jeff sends
Test to the outside, tries to the barricade dive. Test cuts him off
on the outside. Yeah. I think at this point Jeff's like, this
is my spot where I take a move. He doesn't have this anymore?
Yeah he does. Yeh. Leda goes up for Lyda Karana hits it on
Test. Jeff does not care about this, by the way, Oh no
way, because he saw what happened backstage. You know, Test has heard
it, and Jeff of course does the leg drops to Test cocking balls.
But it's not to the cocking balls because it's not a DQ. But everyone
sells it as their cocking balls. I'd never understood they sell it like it's
cocking balls. Im Terry sells it's like it's cocking balls to the referee.
It's not to the cocking balls. Earl Havinger is unsure if he's never had
a hit on him, so he doesn't understand it. Maybe that's what it
is. Referees never have had these illegal moves, like you know, getting
kicked in the nuts, you understand. But Jeff Hardy's doing this weird ass
leg drop. It could be anywhere. Yeah, it should be. It
should be like a pre recordsit for referees, you have to be like hitting
and nuts. You have to like take a random offshot every once in a
while to see like that really knocks you out. Yeah, yeah, exactly.
So Test kicks the raffage of the ropes, uh and then hits up
crazy boot crazy you know, Jeff fucking huge, big boot kicks him all
the way to the floor. Earl gets back up, calls with the DQ
and then Test and Tags are all out there. He just punches them.
I think Hurricane should have come out in the top Test and then punched under
that. That's good right there. Yeah, that big boot was gnarly.
Jeff takes a fucking mean bump to the floor. Too. Well, guess
what man Test attacks Earl Hebner and of course to make the save. It's
the Rock, the Rock in the tank top. The Rock is here and
he is an ultra kick Test's ass mode. Yeah. The crowd is losing
it. They're like, oh my god, finally someone that we wanted to
finally awesome hits the Rock bottom fucking he's doing the taunt and everything and it,
man, this is so hot. And he's wearing the rock tank top
with a quote on the back that is by the rug. Yeah, that's
unbelievable. Uh. Then it cuts up to Vince, and Vince says,
I want a burger. Give me a burger. I'm hungry. I got
give me some burger. Well you hey, you idiot. You started to
fire, you idiot. There's a fucking guy just back there. It's just
a fire on this fucking table. Get Bell out of here. I got
that dude. He's supposed to warm up the food like you think you put
in the microwave. He just uses like a blowdoor, just selling just like
a match on the burger. He set the burger on fire here, pours
the beer out on the fire and puts out. Can't you believe that idiot
bok like what he did at his food. And Booker, with his hands
on his hip, says, I can't believe this. I wanted one of
those burgers, burgers. I wanted that sonic chili cheese dog, and I
was going to go to work on him. I wanted one of those burgers,
good burgers. Wait a minute, but there's nothing wrong with those fries,
sonic fries, the sonic fries. I'm game if you are. And
Booker looked at me and says, let's do it. This is crazy.
Eat French fries. That's all they do. He's eating fries, but must
do it. Let's do this. Yeah, it's like a whole moment about
this food. Two segments about the food that was Sitcom. Right, it's
awesome. Yeah, it's very dude. That was like, that's us.
We ordered the chicken fries. I'm about to do wrong with some chicken fries.
I wanted one of them burgers. Well, the ww have Slam of
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On Monday, the hardies were arguing, including Lyda. Matt punched Jeff
and I was like, oh, they're just fucking fucking here. Then leda
hit Matt with ther Lda can ron. I was like, oh shit.
Then Jeff missed the swanton on Matt and then Matt rolled up Lada and one
a match. I said, what so it was a triple threat match between
the three of them. Yeah, the pa for they had the Jeff and
Matt match with lead remember, yeah, well this is just trouple threat with
all three of them. We get we cannot get that. Sorry, we
can't get any extra Leada tires. Halo's here. Did you did you play
in the games on Xbox Raw one? Yeah? I played the Raw one
in two? What do you think I thought I was? I was younger,
Sure, I was younger, So like I wasn't a fucking super critic?
Yeah? Sure, Um I thought that some of the simulation stuff that
you could do like in the career or whatever mode it was Season or Career
or whatever. Yeah, I thought it was pretty interesting and it had and
the roster wasn't that bad for those games, not like the game was fucking
fun or anything like when it came down to the gameplay, but for the
era, Um, during that time, I didn't hate it. I don't
know if I could play today. I definitely don't know if I could play
it very often. But for whatever reason, I think it's because like when
it was on Xbox, I was fucking super into Xbox at the time.
Yeah, Um, the rosters were pretty dope, and like I said,
like the like simulating stuff and like you could do the backstage fucking dropped the
box on people and like that, and it was I feel like it was
so much stuff that distracted from the actual gameplay that it was still fun.
Like there's like the weapons were weird. You could get a big fish big
tuna and somebody was yeah, see like that kind of shit's kind of fun.
Yeah, it was. It was a cute. It's not the best
wrestling game, and then the gameplay itself is slow raw too. They definitely
were they were getting better. I'll give them that much. Yeah, yeah,
they definitely they had frame issues on the fucking first one too. Man,
there was a hell of frame issues yet biscuits in the first one though,
but the second one is you know, they're working towards it. But
yeah, as as it goes to all video games, uh, you're done.
Did you play Russell Many twenty one that was on the first Xbox I
think, um, I watched somebody play it, but I know that one's
that one looks not great. I'm not surprised. Yeah, I played it
for like a couple of times. I rented it. I don't think I
ever owned it, but yeah, yeah, I don't know what the deal
was with the Xbox side of things were, Like I guess maybe they just
wanted to do something like very different. Yeah, because that's VR was still
wrong, I guess because the Xbox wasn't like a japan feature, so like
trying to get used to work on it wasn't gonna happen. Like the Xbox
just wasn't a big thing in Japan for a long time, like it was
always just the PlayStation. Yeah, okay, so like you know, and
plus the PS two, I don't know, you know, I always heard
that developing games on the Xbox is more expensive than the position too. I
don't know if that's true or not, but because you know, back in
the day on the PS two, you had a bunch of developers, I
mean, indie dev's can make PS two games because it wasn't like you didn't
have to spend millions of millions and millions of dollars to develop a game on
the PlayStation two, so like, and the user base was fucking crazy saying
oh my god, yeah, yeah, but yeah, I don't know why
that never transferred to the Xbox. Who made those Yeah? Who made those
fucking raw games? It was developed by Anchor Inc. You're familiar with Anchor
in No, I don't even know what that is. Let's see what else
they made. Of course, they've also made Toy Fighter UFC for the Dreamcast,
Pride FC for the PS two, Jojoe's Bizarre Venture, Fantom Blood,
Raw and Raw two. That's it. Oh, they had a cancel game
here too. Who the fuck made Russe twenty one? Men? Studio Gigante
made Rustled twenty one. Oh, I've heard that name. But what else
they make they've made? Uh, let's see, I would so several developers
of Midway's popular Mortal Kombat fighting series. The company released two games, both
on the Xbox, Talafang Fists of the Lotus and Rust He Needs twenty one.
No, man, I don't know that company. Yeah, fair enough.
Yeah, so a bunch of they really knew how to pick them to
make these Xbox games. Uh. So we got backstage. Matt Hardy is
here with the APA, drinking beer, smoking penises, man huge veenises.
Yeah, this is awesome, the boys hanging out. You know, they're
trying to console Matt Hardy of course, you know, he's, you know,
just forget all about that lead of stuff. Bradshaw and Fruit were trying
to forget about that lead of stuff, you know what I mean. Matt's
like, yeah, man, we'll do the guy thing. You know,
it's really nice. He's just companionship, trying to help us, Yeah,
helping a brotta out here in a hard time. He lost his girl.
He just trying to get back in the swing of things. And they're,
you know, start playing cards and all. And then Fru leans over and
he says, hey, Matt, you know, listen, you know when
you were with Leda, No you used to this he used to practice at
home, right ah, And Matt's looking at him like, what frus is?
I want to know? He said that whodar Rata thinks she does fru
pantomimes this too, Ja, she might be able to show how he does
this. He puts his arms like catching the hurricana. What she flips back
and you catch her right here? Fresh said, well, you can't ask
him that shit, man, the fucking she's the pressure. You can't ask
him that ship and first like, oh yeah, and I know, man,
I know you mean pussy like that wha, But just one more question?
You know? He got right? I bet I could do that over
and over again. Catch your right here, Jill bro Yeah, let's play
some cards all right? First, all right, man, I mean no
more making fifteen seconds. No, he's I'm mean no harm And he says,
I got I got one more question. I we should get those thoughts.
Please shut the dogs. French shows and thongs. You can't ask about
thongs, man. The man needs psychotherapy. You ask about thongs and match
just sitting there stirring. He's he's very upset. You know who to run
a thong? Pussy chill dude him pantomim and catching Lida. I could keep
him right here crazy the hurricane good too, no guaranteed, and also drop
her ass at the table, Hurricane star right there, Huda rata. We
got backstage. Vincent Booker are chilling with burgers. Hold fireman come in and
say, we uh, you know, we heard a report of a fire
in here, dude, the fireman walk in. Vince is very upset.
Well, what the hell is that fire? He's so just like I shop,
and you don't want them? Yeah, dude, shitting on cops.
This is two thousand and one, not very far from you know, Vin's
loving the police very recently. Now, you you fire no different than the
cops. He's spitting tater tots all over this fireman's face. Now when you
need them, you're not around. Now you don't want them, You show
him and give us a bunch of crab. You guys want not shut No,
I want that burger. Well, Vince turns around because there's another fireman,
and god damn it, it's the rattlesnake of fireman outfit. Oh he
still cold, full fireman outfit starts whooping Vince and Booker's ass. Austin and
fireman outfit chase his Booker through the arena, down the stairs, over the
barricade. He's flinging himself over the bar over the barricade. Man just like
sense, his whole body full sense. He's rose his body at Booker to
stop him and starts whooping his ass. They fight to the back. Vince
is screaming at the firefighters in the box still even there. The police,
Uh Austin chase his Booker to the limo, and the limo peels out of
the parking lots of course, massive, what chant going on while this happened?
You're right piped in You think, I don't know as loud as what
shit I ever heard of? It was loud, you right? Yeah,
So we to believe that stone Cold, order like said this whole thing up
ordered sonic and had the guy set it on fire so you could dress up
like a firefighter. Stone Cold sat the whole plot and none say that a
three sixty. Oh dude, that's so good, Oh my god, Why
does we not we should do that with the hurricane. We just pretended Stone
Cold or the hurricane. Stone Cold got his pick up rock and now he's
chasing the Booker down in the limo, he almost annihilates a fucking jeep that's
parked very close. They didn't really think about the situation here. No good
driver, he's a great try. He almost smashed in the car and the
wall and avoids both. So I like they just trusted Austin with like every
vehicle. Yeah you know how to drive this, right? Yeah? Right?
What what? Yeah Burger? So now it's land Storm versus Cane day.
Um. They also showed the Devil would be have sold out in Bakersfield
thing, and I had a split second of expecting a vampire. Oh yeah,
there is what is it that's gotta be, that's gotta be? What
is that? I don't know exactly what that is. St Storm. So
Storm faced Big Show on Raw to uh, if you beat Big Show,
you get to keep his job in the w WF. But Big Show gave
him the fucking choke slam to Hell big style with the leaping Big Show wanted
to do in this Still at this point he said, I'm still gonna fucking
straight to Hell. Bad the Giant said this, So Storm tries to.
Of course, Kane comes out. Storm tries to attack Kane early after the
Pyro, but Kane just whoops his fucking ass man. Storm didn't know his
opponent by the way, he was waiting for his opponent, and Kane comes
out. I don't know if you noticed by the way, you know,
the how their name plates were on here were there. It's on the left
side of the screen. It's like, that's right rectangle box and he usually
had the tron of Kane. It had Kane tron for him a second,
but then it actually showed Storm in the ring. I was like, oh,
that's kind of way cooler. Yeah, yeah, I thought it was
way cooler. But as you said, oh, Vince is also in the
skybox holding and back on his chin. So after Kane comes in the ring,
does his the four corner pyro the smoke around the arena. D nuts
man, dude, smoke fill in the arena. I can't see shit.
I hear blow it out. That's what you order? What do you need
to get rid of that? Give me one big ass giving you want to
go? So again the ring, Storm off the top rope, spinning heel
kick. That was cool. Anyways, kame fucking joke Slay again and beats
lay Storm. So I must have been in trouble for something because he was
all the time. Yeah, Kane's backflip out of the ring is still impressive
to me, by the way, it's incredibly fucking impressive. Yeah, it's
scary, it's sweet. Yeah, it's really cool, especially because him and
you know Taker would do it too. They were like seven foot fucking tall.
So like, that's it was my idea. It was always my Sorry,
So we go backstage. Matt Hardy's still fucking drinking beer, smoke a
piss apa style. You know, he's still hanging with the boys. You
know they were ribbing them earlier. But it's all good, or is it?
Brother? Freaking me? It comes back to Fruke com media looks at
he says, hey, man, how'd she get that song up there?
Said Brock later all in first, I'm sorry, geez all, I'll play
some cards, bro So I'll play some cards. By the way, is
she a natural redhead? Said? That is highly inappropriate. That is awful,
man. You can't be saying you can't be asking him to this question.
Besides, if you want to know if she's a natural retead, just
ask his brother Jeff. That is that flips the fuck out stands up.
He said, look, look here, listen. If you don't want to
play cards, then maybe you want to fight. It's a holy shit,
that's a fucking crazy way to do that. Not only does he challenge him
in a fight, he doesn't wait for a response, he just flips the
fucking table over, ship goes flying, he knocks over a locker. He's
losing his mind. He storms out of the room and the Bradshawn Frukers just
sitting there like befuddled, and Fruke says, we made him so mad.
Fred Shaw said, well, maybe she's not a natural redead. F said
damn, that was dude again, Like James said, the comedy is fucking
unbelievable. Here, yeah, spot On, spot On like great stuff here.
Everyone gets the ship in and it is pretty sweet. Um, I
don't know why Bradshaw fought uh Matt Hardy, that's a great question. But
Undertaker propaganda commercials here, it's your Undertaker DVD. Watch all of his greatest
mashes such as so I thought at first, I think, oh shit,
wow, I caught me up guard. So the fanatic series was I think
an online thing or was something you could order, uh like on your TV
or something um and they ranged from Liken to fourteen ninety nine, and they
had a ton of bullshit like that, like stuff compilations or compilations and shit
like that. Compilations. Oh yeah, they have a hurricane would also like
that. You remember that fucking jacked commercial that French all Fruit did. They
did like they were advertising jacked on up N and they they both couldn't stop
corpsing because fruits, you want to say, get jacked, you always get
jacked. Get jacked on UPN forty eight. Both of us tremendous shit.
So now we go into Dully Boys and Christian versus Scotty Alberts and Taz.
This could be possibly the most fucked up looking magic of all time. Dudley
Boys and Christian with Stacy versus Scotty Albert and Daz. This is crazy looking.
That is a dull villa. It's that real shit right here. Man.
This was all about Tazz and shitty jumpsuit Gray. Did you hear what
Cole says about Tazz on commentary during his entrance Its fucking Task. Cole says
tas the pit bull, which they also tries to get over big time and
his match call him a pit bull. Uh, and he calls him the
overachiever that squeaks by from Brooklyn, New York. I said, what ya
nuts? Yeah, I was fucking I was like, holy shit, man,
this dude's like he was a killer. What happened? He was fed
that line from somebody, I think. And Wahler is also trying to get
over the Zoo Crew here. I've never heard no, because it doesn't fucking
last, because it doesn't get over first. I ever heard this. Jerry
Lawler wanted to name Scotti too, Hottie an Albert's team the Zoo Crew,
because he's the worm and he's a hippo, you know, the worms in
the zoo. I've never heard this, but he neither. There's some lore
for you. The Zoo Crew is Scottie and Albert's name. You would have
thought, like, you know, how I can shut your mouth or whatever.
They would just put teams together and they would have a name like you
Zukra, I could totally damage. Wouldn't there that I didn't even make it
that far. No, it didn't at all. I like how Albert's little
gimmick goes there though. Yeah, yeah, just suction cubs got a titty
on his head. So Scotti goes to hit the worm. Uh, you
know, I didn't. It didn't even fu I don't even realize. It's
like the legendary moment in time on SmackDown. This is like a pretty crazy
moment. Scotty goes to hit the worm, but Stacy gets up on the
apron and distracts Scotty because she's sexy as hell. Yeah, of course,
I mean did she even do number wave tools that power? Yeah, I
media boner. So Albert goes from behind and pulls down Stacy's skirt. This
is like a they play ton over the next twenty years. That's a legendary
Stacey moment. Massive pop fucking crowd goes insane for this. Um. They
go into a hot finish. Scotty hits, gets hit by the three D,
Albert gets knocked out of the ring, Tas plex on Bubba. Christian
goes for the unprettier but Taz locks in Das mission and Das mission all right,
the overachiever, Yeah, overachieving the little bastards Well. Backstage, Booker
calls Vince on the phone and Vince asked Booker if he's okay, and they
somehow they have this playing like through the loudspeaker in the arena, Yes,
over the fucking speakers. Does Vince even hear it? Because I feel like
Vince is like, no, he's just making naces. Yeah, I'm not
sure if he actually hears this or not. Obviously was recorded, so maybe
he just couldn't talk back or whatever. But book are you all right?
And Books, I'm all right? Listen up. I think I lost art,
not that I was scared or anything. He was the one running away.
I could have taken that sucker straight out of the game if I wanted
to, but he surprised me. But guess what, It's all good.
So I'm gonna stop at the Supermarkett is very confused. Booker says, it's
the green Frogs supermarket. Okay, Frog, give me a little cappuccino or
something. How do you not titles that's not saying man like b Grace ever
do it? Like this guy is like unbelievable, that green Frog supermarket.
You can't. You won't believe what the slogan is still talking. I'm always
a leap ahead, just like me and you with that sucker. Austin,
whoa hold on? Bits? Tell me, I didn't just see that.
Tell me I didn't just see that fits. I think I just saw Austin
truck. I gotta go, where the fuck is he that he saw the
truck. He's at the green It's like it's like trying to convince someday he's
there. He's like the dooy slogan is always no, I know, I'm
not, I know, I are you. It's just confused the whole time,
Like Austin is a gonna dose a big Limo in the parking lot of
a green Frog grocery story right at fucking ten at night, the only place
that Lima would be. Well, while SmackDown is brought to you by Matt
in two thousand and two. It fits in the game. It's in the
game. Lord of the Rings in theaters December nineteenth is the first one.
First one. I make it not as good as Star Wars Storry Fellas and
motible suit Gundham action figures. Did you ever I was? I was not
a Gundam guy. I was a Zoid's dude. Yeah, fair. I
respect that the Schneider Schneider lier is awesome Zoid style. These uh, these
figures look like they can stand jams. Look at these big gass feet.
Hold on um. So you have to you get uh, you get a
little you get little standis you put you put it around their waist. You
know what I'm talking about. Look at this dude's feet. These can stand
fine. Nah see you put your but the gun duns you're supposed to put
them on those little uh stand let you wrap around ther stomach? Is that
is that right? Yeah? That's right. You think that's every figure that's
unlike the Schneider lier Liers hero frooids that can stand on it. So now
it's time for Matt, Hardy and Bradshaw. Why well, because for Ruke
wanted to eat that pussy. Yeah you get that song touch it said,
yes, I'll fight you, bron go buster met Bradshaw putting in the work
early shoulder tackles lines in the corner. U Matt moons of off the top.
Look real cool standing Bradshaw, Yeah that was dope. Matt hits a
DC out of the corner into a side Russian leg sweep. Man hits the
leg drop off the second, but Bradshaw kicks out. Twist of fate reversed
twice. Eventually Bradshaw hit the closed line from hell, but Matt fucking Fantom
bumps, So like, shit, man, that's only the matters of this
whole match. Matt must do something was coming here, So yeah, Bradshaw
is winning that match. Um, so fuck you, Matt, fucking Lida's
better and Bradshaw your ass for sit on your girl and then Bradshaw whooped your
ass. Yeah that really didn't work out great for him in the long run
either. No especially, no, no, no, no. Backstage here,
Flair walks in as Vince is eating his newly founded fruit plates. Flaire
is now on the phone, and Vince is pissed. He keeps because Flair
keeps tell him to wait a minute, yeah, because he's He's please always
it was. It was glorious, It happolutely. I'm over. I'm on
your side and then says hey headlo and Flare says, oh yeah, I'll
see and then says, who the hell are you talking to? Hold on?
Just what I hating? Bro, God damn you. Who the fuck
are you talking to? Stone Gold Steve Aoston And Vince's not happy about this
of course, no way, yeah, no, Flair hands the phony wants
to talk to you. Flare hands over the phone, divinse. Vince takes
the phone, and of course this Flare's phone also connected to the building like
that, and of course on the other line is Stone calls Steve Vosti,
Hey, vinch Yeah, it's me Stone. God called him like at the
fucking Glger story. He sees him, so he calls Flare to Yeah,
yeah, yeah, then what I said? It's me Stone, Coach Steve
Austin. You know the guy you and book are screwed to vengeance? What
the guy who screwed out of the onspeeded tuttle on Raw? What you think
you're gonna sit up there in your luxury box on your fat as that Stone
goes, i' gonna do stuff about it. You know where I'm at,
Vince? What I'm calling you from my truck and the truck is in the
parking lot of the Green Frog grocery store. Seems like a certain jackass and
a limo thought he can pull up to the Green Frog and staying leap ahead
of Stones leap ahead? What the slogan you can blow our store up if
you just keep saying our store and slogan on TV? Maybe right, Yeah,
it's a good thing. Booker came to the green Frog grocery store because
I had to do some shopping anyway. I said, there's no god dea
ways right, there is no goddamn why. He also was here to shop.
Before I take care of book or tea, I'm gonna give myself a
little grocery cart. I don't know why. It's a little and load up
capucco or something, loaded up with potato chips, what pop tarts, what
lucky charms. There is a great list, moon pies, hungry man dinners,
a case of beer, some pe ferroni, some chicken fried steak not
from Sonic, and socks. Some of this is even funny, some of
good old jrs barbecue sauce. And when he says that, Vince like looks
at his phone like this this guy's And when I get through with those items,
I'm gonna go down the aisle and open up a six pack of one
pass on book or take. And Vince looks at Flair. He's fucking wait,
wait, wait you guys say about that? Flare do a long Yanno
shrug and goes this guy, Yeah, I didn't even know what to say.
Yeah, I don't know this guy is man, that's crazy. I'm
at the Great Product. So during the break, Vince is trying to get
through the book or t but his cell phone is dead. Well, this
is ridiculous. Vince tries to call him Booker, immediately dials the number and
then doesn't even like wait. He just looks at a random security guard standing
in front of him and say, damn it, I can't get through the
Booker. His phone's dead. He's like trying to reason with the security guard.
The security guard is just staring at him. Am I gonna do so
now? In his time for the super market segment, this is insane.
It is I mean, what can you really say about this? As I
he said before, it's just like one of the most legendary ever WB like
moments. It's gotta be. I have a note from the figure four from
December twenty fourth about this, just a little tit of bit. What follows
about the green Frog grocery store in Bakersfield, California, a courtesy an article
in the California Newspaper. The green Frog Market is owned by a man named
Scott Hair h Ai R. Scott Hair. That's crazy and as part of
the oldest chain of grocery stores in all of Bakersfield. Mister Hare told the
newspaper that it was very interesting to work with the WF and that the skit
was one of the most amazing things I've ever seen. Hair revealed that the
startling fact that the Kern County Board of Trade, Film and Tourism Council apparently
it's a board in council at the same time conducted, had contacted him about
doing the show, and that the store was closed during filming. He revealed
the WF owners, Vince and Shane mcmaton, promised to reimburse him for any
damage is cast. That's cool. Yeah, this is a really cool segment.
And holy shit, by the way, like fucking single person owned grocery
stores like do not fucking exist anymore. No, not really, No,
that's like a whole different Yeah, no way, this is I think Dan
Reichert had his family like owned grocery stores. They were called Reicherds. Yeah
like that. I mean that was an old thing back in the day,
you know, like those grocery stores. There was a lot of like local
grocery stores. But the fucking there isn't like any anymore. It's like,
really, no, no, you got your Walmart superstore. You can't compete
with that shit, you know what I mean? Yeah, yeah, no
way, no way. Um, but supermarket segment here. Booker is in
the cereal aisle to start things off here, and they go all over this
fucking store. Bookers standing, he grabs a box of corn pops and he's,
I got a chicken, d's are fresh. I don't know he's talking
to him, so he pops up and the boxes are eating some and then
over the INTERCOMI here, attention shoppers, there's a cannon will pass or not
to? Booker looks, really, what right? As that happens right as
the loudspeaker here's Steve Foster. The loudspeaker rises, happens a bald man walts
by the aisle, black shirt, and Booker is very scared, and Booker
chases after said bald man. I got your bald out, as far as
anyone knows. By the way, as far as anyone knows that, I
guess the cap fai beer. This store is still open and there are just
regular people in this store all the time. So Booker's first fucking thing was
to attack this bald man from mine, no hesitation, So he jumps this
guy, get your ass up. He kicks him over. It is non
Stone called it's just a dude in the books, Like, what the hell,
who the hell are you at? The bald guy with blonde goate It's
unbelievable. It's war it's hooking. Uh fucker goes sorry. It cuts back
to the Skybox and Vince guys ah and Fli's just laughing and said, I
can't hear you. So all of a sudden, Austin Is appears behind Booker
and cracks a beer open. Booker hears this. His head perks up.
Booker very afraid. He turns around and Austin just fucking jumps him. And
this is where the magic fucking happens. Man, this is on unbelievable,
Like, whoever came up with this? I don't if they still aren't working
there, it's because wa so fucking good. Austin knocks Booker into legit everything.
He's knocking fruits over. He's throwing Booker know a bunch of oranges.
He beats Booker with the oranges. You want some oranges a bit. She's
saying this the whole time, just hitting him a random shit. He's narrating
as he's pretty green, pretty green flowers. You want the flowers. Check
the flowers, throws them into him. I love them. I love the
way that this started, by the way, like the way that it pans
back, like the camera work was awesome. It pans back, Austin cracks
the beer open, and Booker's face is just he fucking knows, and he
goes to turn around at Austin. Just that's awesome, Like, yeah,
I don't know if this works with the other two guys. I don't know.
I don't know. Yeah, I don't think so, I don't think.
I don't think it does. I think I think that Joe two of
the most charismatic guys, and like Booker was so good at like ad living
random shit, right, and he still is very good at it. He
believe. Yeah, it's fucking Jericho is the only guy who can think of
that comes to mind. But yeah, like in terms of yeah, yeah,
but like yeah, very few a ton of segments together, yeah right,
exactly, Tony, and very few that could keep up with stone cold,
like yeah, I think decently, Like I don't know how long this
is timed out for, but they they legito through the whole fucking supermarket.
Yeah, Austin fucking beats them with potatoes, throws the bucket of walnuts on
him. You want some beans you like? You like the beach, the
floors, the whole fucking shit on him. And then one time he just
throws the entire basket. He walks out, You like how potatoes, book,
you like potatoes? He tharts beating them with potatoes, drags Booker covered
in flour through an eye. I like shopping. Book throws him into some
cereal. Let's get some bargains, throws him in the frozen section. Book
or t is now in a cart, and oh yeah, we're just getting
started. Supermarket sweep style. Now this is pretty sweet, dude. I
love supermarket sweet. By the way, A lot of a lot of respect
for supermarket sweep. I always respect. They went for the big turkeys,
they went for the baby formula, the law to get the coffee beans.
Yeah, of course, yes, one hundred percent. Bro. That shit
was awesome. Uh, Book, Austin is blown up at some point.
He um, shopping makes me thirsty. I'm a uh. He cracks a
beer. Ope, he's a Bookie thirsty. He pours a beer on him,
punches him in the head. Then he puts another six pack on Booker's
lap for later. Then look here we go. Austin pushes him all the
way to the back of the fucking building. Then he starts throwing eggs at
him from Afar Eggs. At this point he just picks throwing eggs at him.
It's good because it shows. It only shows Booker. And then all
you can hear is the voice you want to cook the eggs, Booker.
He's throwing eggs and all you see is Bookers the screen. It's awesome.
This one might be the most underrated one. I don't remember anyone like out
of this one. This is the one I remember the least. Austin is
all the way on one side of this big back room and he looks a
Booker and he says, you want some crackers. He jogs across the entire
room to look for crackers like on the third shelf, as yeah, I
hope you enjoy these are hard to come by. He runs back with his
fucking box of crackers and it gets super kicked in the hair. I love
that, Like tragic have one cracker box and they're like all step together,
so he has like it's a whole fucking pack. Yeah, he tries to
crackers at him, but instop just walking over with six packs of crackers.
I think he wanted to throw the eggs. It gets super kicked in the
head. Bookers get Joe ass I'm getting there. He throws Austin into a
freezer. I said, oh shit, all right, cool. So Booker
exhausted, covered in flour and eggs and beer and bullshit. He's he's walking
out of this like it's a fucking crime scene. He's leaving this back area
and he's just hanging onto a fucking shelf. And then behind him you see
a freezer. Like one of the doors that where all the milk is.
You see the refrigerator door open, stonecolde walks out of it. Zoo cameras
this is on. Zooms in front a Booker onto Austin and he's chugging milk.
It's all over him. It's fucking unbeliezing. Thanks book he got milk.
He jumps him again. This is unfucking believable. Man. He puts
Booker in another cart. He's, oh, you made a best are book
here you want to He's grabs the fucking he grabs like fucking toilet paper or
somethingor baby wipes. He's like, oh, you made a mess their book.
Here you go, a little baby one in bath. He's wiping Booker's
ass. It's why I've been his ass, beating the subtile. He's like
a bad little baby. Then the supermarket sweepstyle, James starts pouring coffee one
like that. He watched some coffee, nice coffee, got a jadeo and
Austin wheels. He said, oh, let's go check out Booker. So
he wheels one of the cash register, rose them onto the conveyor, and
then all of a sudden, he stops after punching Booker a few more times,
and he hears police sirens because the police have obviously been alert of this.
I'm not sure how someone inside was the call because Vince's phone is dead
or something like that. Watching. So Austin leaves as he hears the cops
because I don't want to get arrested. And the last thing you hear Austin
say is price check on Jackass, which is legend like all time or fucking
line. As Booker is just laid there on the floor, upside down on
his head and like just fucking upset. I'm gonna get you. Oh this
is this is like god damn, this is so fucking good man, it
is. It's awesome. It genuinely is like one of the I mean everything
on the show, Like I feel like, like I like I mentioned,
like really early on in the show is, uh, this is a very
special time in Wrestlingly, I feel like there's a lot of just really good
shit. Like they're really like really on all cylinders at this point. Um,
and you know, they use it to they use it to kind of
go into the next era SmackDown, which of course the SmackDown six and yeah,
Brock coming in and you know, the going on, but very different
from this, I mean Kurt, you know, Kurt does a lot of
comedy stuff still, but it's not you know, it definitely taps into a
whole different era pretty soon here when I was time for the WWF Super Smash
of the Week before do you buy Crash band good, the rather Cortex Undertaker
chokes ad RVD on the stage into a table and when's the hardcore title?
See, I had a different vision of what should happen. I'll see.
I think that probably worked out alright, great. Uh. Side note,
crash Bandicoot at the Wrath of Cortex way too fucking easy, man. The
original crash Bandicoot hard as fucking hell. Man. That game is fucking difficult.
By the end of the fucking by Wrath of Cortex is just brain dead,
like you just walk whatever. I don't know how many crash Bandicoot games
I've played, Like, I've definitely played them, but I couldn't tell you
the names of them or like how I felt about them. I just did
the crash Bandicoot. I bounce on this stuff and I break the box.
I remember the first one was like very difficult ship which one number one is?
This is? This isn't a later Oh okay, okay. By this
point it's just like, yeah, I'm gonna playing the game, and I'm
sure, okay, they're trying to tell a story. Now. Back in
the day, crash Bandicoot was just trying to live it with life. A
life's hard. He's some capuccino. It was different. Uh. Speaking of
things that are different, Royal Rumble is brought to you by Fantal I don't
say fantal fantasy different. That is the different version of the Final Fantasy X
which fors uh what two thousand one Royal Rumble or twousand two Royal Rubble?
This is oh? Is that the O two one? That's the two one.
We didn't watch it. Damn we did not watch this one. But
we was a logo, right, I feel like same logo For some reason,
I thought it was the same sponsor to Final Fantasy X, which of
course is the precursor to Taz's favorite game, Final Fantasy X two. But
not a gun in this one is good? Well, James, I want
to let you know that you know that you have the w W Super Smash
of the Week, and you have the Boodo Week and all this stuff.
I want to give this match the honorary Deadlock plus ten Match of the Night.
Okay, I clean PLOQ on that one. I knew exactly how this
would go. I heat heat, heat on the rocket and then heat on
RBD and then uh so I did. There was a couple of moments I
did catch, though, I will say, uh, let's see a taker
went for a tombstone on the rocket of DDT. You know, the classics
was over though he was over put the night broad Ugus Arbady got a house
of fire on Taker. Actually he didn't have enough for him to do a
rolling thunder, so he just did a flipping scent on on him. Uh.
Then he hit like a flipping fucking crazy something on Taker. That looked
cool. Dude. Okay, there's one part. I hope he saw James.
Did you see him going for the old school? I okay, I
did, And I saw the crowd for the old school Taker guys for old
school. And I am now just realizing that there is a man in the
crowd, jedd a fool Winnie the pool outfit. He is going fucking nuts.
This is fucking crazy. So yeah, he's going for old school.
The on on RVD. He is the rock is distracting Taker. Now,
Undertaker does the most absurd pretending to fall ever, And the only way I
can describe it is this. If you've seen the gift of James fucking a
pillow? What the fuck that is? Exactly? What was that? Are
you talking about the pad? You talk about the wrestling pad, the ring
pad? I didn't know what it was look like doing the fucking billow dot.
Are you talking about the ring pad time? I was fucking Are you
talking about the big ass burrito. I was fucking that one burrito. Yeah,
that's that's what Taker does. On the top FLA, He's playing his
one arm up in the air, back and forth. It looks fucking insane.
He's riding a bull or trying to face fuck RVD. Either way,
it was insane looking. Rbody pulls him off the top and no old school
there, uh rock and take her on the outside fighting, which distracts the
referee. Jericho gets in with a chair Van Damnator to Jericho and they stop
after a while. Yeah, you're right, that's that is weird, isn't
it. I also, I will never forgive Shane McMahon for having everyone think
that that movie is called The Coast to Coast. Yes, that is wrong.
It's turn left and RVD pins the undisputed champion. I couldn't believe it.
Don't give a shit about this dude, he just won the title like
the other day. More specifically, Paul Hayman did not give a fuck about
Jericho. That's crazy. But yeah, Rbody pins And then there's multiple very
funny shots of Undertaker being angry face going crazy. Man. Look, I
will send I will send two of the pictures in our chat right now so
you can enjoy the those eyebords. Jericho is bleeding from the Vandamonator by the
way, and the show ends with take her crazy face, Jericho bleeding in
RVD and Rock celebrating on the ramp. You know, I'll take her,
I'll take a SmackDown with RVD going on top of the fucking champ at the
time, Hell yeah, especially because RVD was red fucking hot at this point.
People wanted Van dam Man. They wanted him bad dude, not dude,
he's so over he doesn't even have one of a kind yet as a
theme. Noah, he's chilling. Yeah, he's chilling. Yeah, it
doesn't even got there yet. He's not even like yeah, this is like
and he's fucking awesome yet beat Jericho plus ten Match of the night, Dude.
What a fun fucking show this was. Yeah. Yeah, I think
that they paced it very well. Yeah that all the all the matches were
like quick or they were you know whatever, it's up for the plus ten
match of the night. Even then, that wasn't too bad, no cold
take, Yeah that was fine. Yeah, Legendary Supermarket suff Yeah, they
had a good pace on the show. It was fun. I feel like
this was the first good show we've watched a while, had a good time.
I felt good after. I was like, oh man, I can't
wait to talk about him. That's fun. Yeah, it was very,
very very fun. What do you think of the show, Tony? I
thought it was awesome. I was looking at I was reading here, looking
at like RVD. He's actually on the no way out post for coming up
RVD was, which is kind of crazy. Yeah, I remember that.
Now I faced gold Dust. That's fucking insane. And how to gold doest
sound? Do you think? I don't know why that's gold Dust return turns
in the rubble? Right? I feel like we watched a raw where gold
Dust has an on screen promo talking to RVD and then jumps them. I
got a question really quick, So do they have a singles? Do Rob
Van Damn and Chris Jericho have a singles for the title and not a not
a payer view one? No? They must, right, because why would
they have him pin them? You pinned? Because they fucking hate Chris Jerker.
He's stupid bastard RD. I think Jericho also, I don't know how
it weren't turn a later, but I think he didn't enjoy working RVD because
he said Rvdy's kigs killed him. Yeah, everybody said that, you know,
let's see this is oh one? Is that right? No, they
had Okay, they had a match on a raw too then probably for the
bell. Yeah, that next week they had a match. It was nine
minutes DQ. Ric Flair was the referee. Okay. Interesting. The only
inmate that left a comment on this one said, man, I wish I
could rate this match way higher. It feels like a slam Dunk Classic should
take place here, but it's very slow. It's probably because they both knew
they would play second fiddle to Rick Flair and Vince McMahon. But their natural
talent to put this match on is adequate and they could have gone better.
But the DQ finish takes it down. Well, that's unfortunate. That's WWF
style. Baby damn man. They couldn't have what was the no way on
main event? Was it crazy? O? I end up closing the tablet?
It's Jericho stone Cold was the man they don't do harbandy Jericho. The
rumble obviously returns and then he takes over the spotlight triples on that vengeance poster
by the way that's true, and Gold, I said, and dogs go
bow shy because Jerick, I imagine, isn't a d Q who. That
was my reaction backstage. The time Machine RD fights Ree Goal for the Icy
Tablet Mania, I think Damn very quickly fucking get away from him. Does
so the backstory of his matches, Gold doesn't attack RVD for reasons unknown.
They couldn't even being real bad. It couldn't be bothered riders us. His
back was to the Bagstar. His match is good as the Da rd Rod.
They never told us why. Well there was okay, so there was
uh. Promos began airing for a few weeks Ago was saying that there was
a certain wrestler whose star was shining brighter than he would like. And then
it was it was Harbady he was talking about killed his whole star and then
he went thought regal Atmania and then he lost RVD. Oh man, what
the fuck he feel? Would go to us for the next like four No,
it was that it was over. After they had a match on SmackDown.
They had a hardcore title match. Hardcore title Yeah, hardcore title match.
Gold does versus Van Damn Okay, this is crazy on this show.
That happened. Yeah, a versus the Rock on this show. Okay,
that sounds cool maybe or maybe not. Brother, Yeah, you're right,
really cool stuff though. I mean, you know, I feel very oh
you know what I want right now? One of those birds would have and
I think we should eat him up and we should go to work on him.
Burger, Like, oh, I want to eat this burger the long
way. One beer, two beers, I'm three, I'm a blade Mary,
I'm a Margarita. Yeah. Yeah, well that's smack down to number
thirteen, two thousand and one, and that's our show. I feel like
see you next Monday. Saw us up there? That does like I feel like