Ep. 418: WCW Clash of the Champions 35 (8/21/97) (Part 2)

<v Speaker 1>And we're back. Labs Fan Wrestling Podcast w W Clash
<v Speaker 1>Up the Champions thirty five, August the twenty first, nineteen
<v Speaker 1>ninety seven, Nashville Municipal Auditorium and Boss, it's time to
<v Speaker 1>say goodbye to the Clash.
<v Speaker 2>Yes it is so, by the Clash, say goodbye to Mongo.
<v Speaker 2>Hi Dylan, He'll be.
<v Speaker 1>One more time, Hi Dalling. Okay, great start. We see
<v Speaker 1>DDP shooting up the bang the w W music and.
<v Speaker 2>I got you here here we get the whole intro.
<v Speaker 1>Clamb you see.
<v Speaker 3>Telling Chris Classurius live from Nashville, Tennessee.
<v Speaker 4>EP and Lex Luger team.
<v Speaker 3>Up to former United Front against Scott Hall and Randy
<v Speaker 3>Savage of the n w O Kerran It's still claiming
<v Speaker 3>to be a free agent.
<v Speaker 5>We'll hook up with Rick.
<v Speaker 3>Flair of the Four Horsemen to battle in w O
<v Speaker 3>Band Boy six and Conan.
<v Speaker 6>The first of three titles.
<v Speaker 1>Go on the line.
<v Speaker 3>The United States title is up for grabs as Jeff Jarrett,
<v Speaker 3>former Horseman, takes on ex football sensation Steve Longleman, Michaels Course,
<v Speaker 3>Deborah McMichael standing by her new man Jeff Jarrett's eight
<v Speaker 3>man Tag Action Superclub Hoof and Tute Guerrera, Liz Mark
<v Speaker 3>Junior and Hector Garza square off against Sycosis on O
<v Speaker 3>four Fiano five and Silver Keys Luck Scrape and takes
<v Speaker 3>referents on long time friend and associates Stevie Richards in
<v Speaker 3>a grudge match to.
<v Speaker 5>Set the record straight.
<v Speaker 4>Joy Crown Champion, the Young Lion.
<v Speaker 7>Chris Jericho defends his Cruise Away titles against the bitterer
<v Speaker 7>Eddie Guerrero Foreigner Cruiserweight Champions, Talk's Right goes for the
<v Speaker 7>gold again past Poultman try and puts his TV Champion
<v Speaker 7>Jeff belt on the line.
<v Speaker 5>All of this next line the flash of the Champions.
<v Speaker 1>With a with a nice accoutrement there from the soundboard
<v Speaker 1>For those who don't know, what is that first clip
<v Speaker 1>you played?
<v Speaker 2>Uh, which the High Dalen? Yes, that's from The Depaded.
<v Speaker 2>We talked about that briefly on the with the on
<v Speaker 2>the other guys. Good stuff, Hi, Dallen. My favorite, my
<v Speaker 2>one of my two favorite lines from the Departed. That's
<v Speaker 2>what I was talking. That's what I talked about when
<v Speaker 2>we did that, because it's it's funny. None of Yes,
<v Speaker 2>I do enjoy the mark Wahlberg lines, But really it's
<v Speaker 2>it's the It's the the Small Ones by Matt Damon
<v Speaker 2>that really fucking rock me love it.
<v Speaker 1>A lot of a lot of bleed through across t
<v Speaker 1>LF properties here, a lot of breath through happening absolutely.
<v Speaker 1>Class of the Champions Tony Siovanni belcomes us in and
<v Speaker 1>World Championship Wrestling. The Big Boys play in Superstation TBS
<v Speaker 1>welcomed me to the Clash of the Champions. They had
<v Speaker 1>a bit of a WAF attitude scratch logo, didn't they
<v Speaker 1>for the clash?
<v Speaker 2>Yes, they did, and they actually you know, and they
<v Speaker 2>had that before the WV scratch logo. Oh how they have.
<v Speaker 2>I believe I believe that that Clash logo was either
<v Speaker 2>ninety four or ninety five as well. I started doing that.
<v Speaker 2>I'm pretty sure.
<v Speaker 1>I mentioned Collition earlier from ADW. They started a Battle
<v Speaker 1>of the Belts thing when they came to TBSTNT, which
<v Speaker 1>is kind of an attempt at the Clash. It's it's
<v Speaker 1>nowhere near because just the way ended up falling on
<v Speaker 1>the schedule, it was never an inappropriate timeslot to sort
<v Speaker 1>of be live and feature real feature matches. But yeah,
<v Speaker 1>Battle of the belts that there was still a hope
<v Speaker 1>that we could feel the way we used to feel
<v Speaker 1>about wrestling on the Turner family of networks in those
<v Speaker 1>early days.
<v Speaker 2>You know, and it really it could have it. They
<v Speaker 2>could have yeah, And it did for like a split second,
<v Speaker 2>for a day, one second, it felt like it. But
<v Speaker 2>you know, they just they I don't know what happens,
<v Speaker 2>but they always end up falling for all the gimmickry
<v Speaker 2>of ww needing to do what they do. So true,
<v Speaker 2>everyone needs to fucking copy, you know.
<v Speaker 1>They can't pass on some of these guys that are
<v Speaker 1>going to reconstitute the image of their promotion in a
<v Speaker 1>way that's not to their advantage in the long term.
<v Speaker 1>So again, we'll take Adam Copland, he said. It's like
<v Speaker 1>nothing against Adam Copland, but he's just to me like
<v Speaker 1>a poster boy for that syndrome. It's like, why you're
<v Speaker 1>taking Adam Copeland? Why?
<v Speaker 2>Right? Right?
<v Speaker 1>You could start listing reasons, but again why.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, and listen, because really the bottom line comes down
<v Speaker 2>to the fact that no reason is good enough.
<v Speaker 1>Centering screamers, shooting off capacity crowd on hand. As you
<v Speaker 1>can imagine, war will break out again. We're told between
<v Speaker 1>w W and nWo. A nice little desk there to
<v Speaker 1>set up for Tony Siavanni, Gusty Roads and Bobby the
<v Speaker 1>brain on the call.
<v Speaker 2>I like it, I like it w W and.
<v Speaker 1>Two WHI to night and two tag matches. We're going
<v Speaker 1>to see another duration of that. Bobby says, they better
<v Speaker 1>call General Sowars cough and some reconnaissance planes in Napalm
<v Speaker 1>is going to be going off all over Tennessee to Kentucky.
<v Speaker 1>Who knows. Yeah, Monday night, JJ Dillon had given Sting
<v Speaker 1>the ultimatum and given him until tonight.
<v Speaker 2>Hold on on, we get it before that. Uh uh,
<v Speaker 2>Dusty needs to let us know what's going on. Very important.
<v Speaker 8>I'll tell you what, Tony the most anticipated answer to
<v Speaker 8>a question, hopefully tonight right here on TDS Clash. You're
<v Speaker 8>the champion. Sting's gotta step up to the plate right here.
<v Speaker 8>Tell us what he won't. Ultimatums have been thrown out there.
<v Speaker 8>Everybody's talk about it. Let's stop talking about it and
<v Speaker 8>stop doing it right here tonight.
<v Speaker 1>Oh what, Let's stop talking about it and let's start
<v Speaker 1>doing it the whole thing.
<v Speaker 2>Ultimatum. Jesus, he just he you know, with Dusty Rhodes.
<v Speaker 2>You know how they always talk about how with a
<v Speaker 2>good promo you need to just lay out the bullet
<v Speaker 2>points and then you kind of go from there. Dusty's
<v Speaker 2>just reading the bullet points. That's the huld. He's just
<v Speaker 2>reading the bullet points. There's no nothing else.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, he's got just one thing to say, and it
<v Speaker 1>he tries to make it take forty five seconds to say.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, it's it's just so he I mean, I know it. Really,
<v Speaker 2>I've begun to notice. I began to notice his nonsensical
<v Speaker 2>promos when we did that Dusty tribute and we did
<v Speaker 2>the Hard Times promo, and it really just you know,
<v Speaker 2>it's funny. It's funny when you don't realize it makes
<v Speaker 2>no when you kind of don't compute that it makes
<v Speaker 2>no sense what he says because of the emotion in
<v Speaker 2>it and stuff, it works, but when you realize it
<v Speaker 2>makes no sense. I can't hear anything he says anymore.
<v Speaker 2>Everything I hear is just like, what the fuck is
<v Speaker 2>he talking about?
<v Speaker 1>I always considered a fun challenge to turn to decode
<v Speaker 1>what he's trying to land on totally, and most of
<v Speaker 1>the time I can do it. But absolutely it takes
<v Speaker 1>some work.
<v Speaker 2>But but like you know, before that, I could just
<v Speaker 2>you know, it's it's it's one of those weird things
<v Speaker 2>that once when you kind of know, what do you
<v Speaker 2>when you know that doesn't make sense, all of a sudden,
<v Speaker 2>it's like, oh yeah, now I can't understand a single
<v Speaker 2>thing he says. I can't unsee it.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, you've been repiled.
<v Speaker 2>I could. I could fucking decode it just based on
<v Speaker 2>you know, his emotion. Now I can't. I don't understand
<v Speaker 2>the thing he's saying, and he's saying.
<v Speaker 1>You know, I think I think it comes back to
<v Speaker 1>what a Solar System member pointed out, I would rather have.
<v Speaker 1>I would rather see the word salad coming out of
<v Speaker 1>Dusty's mouth than to see the egg salad going in okay, or.
<v Speaker 2>The egg salad comeing out of his ass.
<v Speaker 1>Yes, I felt like that went without saying, but that too.
<v Speaker 2>And I just came out like clumpy like eggs salad
<v Speaker 2>comes out like a fucking Mickey Rody slinging it stop.
<v Speaker 2>Oh ship, yeah, yeah, I mean, is it shitting in
<v Speaker 2>the toilet or is there a rainstorm coming down? Dusty
<v Speaker 2>Rhodes taking a ship is probably one of the worst
<v Speaker 2>mental visuals you can ever.
<v Speaker 1>Have muffler in after that one. By muffler, we mean
<v Speaker 1>a bunch of toilet paper that captures the sweaty ass
<v Speaker 1>stained ship.
<v Speaker 2>I mean, right, just just imagine, just imagine the.
<v Speaker 1>A muffler he called it. Okay, he called it that.
<v Speaker 1>Don't look at me, he called it that.
<v Speaker 2>But just imagine the beads of sweat dripping down his
<v Speaker 2>ass crack that have already been that have already been
<v Speaker 2>rubbed with ship can't.
<v Speaker 1>Congealed such that you can't wipe the sweat away with
<v Speaker 1>the right smell, exactly.
<v Speaker 2>Like exactly, like there's just you know, there's no winning
<v Speaker 2>now at all. It's all just shit.
<v Speaker 1>And he's got jeans with no wonderwear on, by the way,
<v Speaker 1>just case you forgot why he needed Oh god.
<v Speaker 2>He's why has he got a fucking free ball everything?
<v Speaker 1>Think of jeans touching his balls like it goes out
<v Speaker 1>there wrestles.
<v Speaker 2>You think of Dusty's taint.
<v Speaker 1>That's what I'm trying to get at.
<v Speaker 2>Basically, exactly, think of that space, okay, the space between.
<v Speaker 1>The space between Okay, anyway, yeah, let's stop talking about it.
<v Speaker 1>Let's start doing it. Just like the drink. Dylan had
<v Speaker 1>told Sting, you have till Thursday to come forward talk
<v Speaker 1>to me about what it is you want, and then
<v Speaker 1>we get the Sting pointed to the crowd thing, and uh,
<v Speaker 1>Eddie Garrera was coming back on this show. By the way,
<v Speaker 1>as he I put this in the wrong spot. I'm sorry.
<v Speaker 1>Edie Guerrero was coming off a torn peck. He returned
<v Speaker 1>on this show. I was looking for stringy hair because
<v Speaker 1>I remember I remember writing stringy hair about Eddie and
<v Speaker 1>then I put it under stingy stringy hair first, sting, stingy,
<v Speaker 1>stingy hair. So he grabs Dylan by the tie, points
<v Speaker 1>to the sign and their chanting Hogan, this is from Nitro.
<v Speaker 1>So now it's pretty clear what JJ Dillon wants.
<v Speaker 2>I don't know why.
<v Speaker 1>Then he still has to deliver this message on Crash. Well,
<v Speaker 1>I guess it's like, we want Sting to talk. That
<v Speaker 1>was the big money moment. It's like, is Sting gonna
<v Speaker 1>actually enunciate a word? No, you do not want him
<v Speaker 1>to talk, but that was the I agree you don't
<v Speaker 1>want to deliver it, but that was worth teasing at
<v Speaker 1>the time because that was the second you heard his
<v Speaker 1>voice again. That was going to be big, and any
<v Speaker 1>indication or teas that that might be imminent was was
<v Speaker 1>money back then, I guess. So let's see here here
<v Speaker 1>he comes Jeff Jarrett. I mean, as much as we
<v Speaker 1>can make about his w W is w w F music,
<v Speaker 1>we can't forget this tune.
<v Speaker 2>Is is this so? Is this? Is this his real
<v Speaker 2>ww music or is it a dub?
<v Speaker 1>It's his real music?
<v Speaker 2>Yeah? Wow?
<v Speaker 1>When in painting painting, painting painting had had.
<v Speaker 2>It is awful.
<v Speaker 1>And then it would go bang dang dang dang whining
<v Speaker 1>and no, so Nashville. I mean it's they went into
<v Speaker 1>the w CW Royalty Free Library and just typed it
<v Speaker 1>in Nashville. And I know, seriously, Jericho called his theme
<v Speaker 1>song at this point in time from a journey. He
<v Speaker 1>calls it TNT Library.
<v Speaker 2>What is he called?
<v Speaker 1>Turner Library? Basketball Highlights number twelve. That's that's how we
<v Speaker 1>referred to it. As I know, his his always makes
<v Speaker 1>me like it's it's kind of funny. For some reason,
<v Speaker 1>his song always makes me feel, even back then, makes
<v Speaker 1>me feel a little sad.
<v Speaker 2>Well.
<v Speaker 1>I was looking at the YouTube video of it, so
<v Speaker 1>I was trying to remember what song inspired it. A
<v Speaker 1>lot of the comments said that someone had said that
<v Speaker 1>this this song makes you feel happy and sad at
<v Speaker 1>the same time.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, yeah, it's really amazing. It really it's it's funny
<v Speaker 2>that people say that I didn't I didn't expect that
<v Speaker 2>at all, because it does, like I feel.
<v Speaker 1>I feel like it's a video of good times in
<v Speaker 1>high school twenty years after high school's.
<v Speaker 2>Over, right, And it also makes me feel like it's
<v Speaker 2>the song of a lost cause.
<v Speaker 1>Yes, yes, it's a song of realizing that what was
<v Speaker 1>so great you're not going to get back, and like
<v Speaker 1>it's now just in highlight form, right, interesting, very interesting.
<v Speaker 1>So here he comes, and at least he's not wearing
<v Speaker 1>the problematic strips down his arso jeff right, he looks fine.
<v Speaker 2>There them are fine.
<v Speaker 1>But WCW beauty Queen Debora on his arm with the
<v Speaker 1>bouquet of flowers sign nWo National Woo's order to one.
<v Speaker 1>Dusty says, you talk about a match off the get go,
<v Speaker 1>we're getting ready to see one right here. It's like
<v Speaker 1>what So he's struting around and the columongo. They love
<v Speaker 1>the box tron. Back then they used to have, you know,
<v Speaker 1>like ten squares or whatever. It was twelve square set up. Yeah,
<v Speaker 1>you just say the name, it'd be no highlights of matches,
<v Speaker 1>you wouldn't see the wrestler. Just graphic videos.
<v Speaker 2>That's like, that's like ninety three WWE right there, right,
<v Speaker 2>you know, that's what they used to fucking do. And
<v Speaker 2>it was great. That's all you needed. You didn't need
<v Speaker 2>fucking music videos for these clowns, just fucking to get
<v Speaker 2>their name up. I actually liked it. Yeah, it was
<v Speaker 2>pretty clever, I think too. I always like I liked it.
<v Speaker 2>It was it was it was always kind of a
<v Speaker 2>neat logo. It wasn't just font you know, like like
<v Speaker 2>whenever the Undertaker had, you know, a casket, Oh those
<v Speaker 2>are animal you know, and and uh, I even like
<v Speaker 2>these that's just fun. Yeah. Fine.
<v Speaker 1>It just reminds me of like an actual sports broadcast,
<v Speaker 1>where like, right, one person doesn't justify a different video
<v Speaker 1>treatment than the next, Like everyone's kind of made even
<v Speaker 1>by the same graphical treatment. It's like the graphic isn't
<v Speaker 1>up there to build character. The graphic is up there
<v Speaker 1>to tell people in the arena who's coming to the ring.
<v Speaker 1>It's a practical thing. Dusty tries to get us in
<v Speaker 1>a mongo's head and says he sees his wife in
<v Speaker 1>there with another man. So he's adding drama story layers.
<v Speaker 2>We've got that beautiful, that wonderful music man, so beautiful,
<v Speaker 2>it's so great.
<v Speaker 1>It's just the horseman just putting out four fingers one
<v Speaker 1>after the other. Yep, you can just picture them like
<v Speaker 1>casually putting the four fingers out in like a in
<v Speaker 1>like a baseball jacket. And then you cut to R
<v Speaker 1>and D dting somebody, and then you cut to Flair
<v Speaker 1>stepping over a figure four. Then you cut to Luga
<v Speaker 1>gorilla pressing, and then you cut to Barry Windham flying
<v Speaker 1>Larry at Superplex. Then you cut to sid with a
<v Speaker 1>choke slam, and then here's Paul Romo with the top
<v Speaker 1>rope elbow. Then you cut to Brian Pillman or the
<v Speaker 1>springboard drop kicked bed Wah. Then while doing Northern Lights
<v Speaker 1>to this song, or Germans or diving head butts, count
<v Speaker 1>me in uble a spinebusters when it hits do good
<v Speaker 1>do Goo good doo doo, flare, wooing flare, getting tossed
<v Speaker 1>off the top, chopping cradles inside out action, Tully Tully
<v Speaker 1>slingshots souplex. It's all there, and you know it's there,
<v Speaker 1>Arn coming off the top, only coming off the top.
<v Speaker 1>So he comes out, does maunca McMichael our uh our
<v Speaker 1>focus for the for the broadcast with his letterman jacket
<v Speaker 1>from The Bear's Days, peels off the shades in the jacket.
<v Speaker 1>Science says, Tennessee is horseman country.
<v Speaker 2>Absolutely absolutely.
<v Speaker 1>I used to love that four horseman shirt from the
<v Speaker 1>mid from the late nineties.
<v Speaker 2>Oh, it's the greatest shirt ever. Why is it great?
<v Speaker 2>I'm glad, glad you agree. It's it's you know, because
<v Speaker 2>it just looks like the graphic the Roman numeral for
<v Speaker 2>the four horses. Yes, it's just the colors of it.
<v Speaker 2>It's just amazing. I used to love it. Yep.
<v Speaker 1>I used to think it was so cool that they
<v Speaker 1>had a shirt besides the nWo ones that really you
<v Speaker 1>could wear yep and like not feel like a total idiot.
<v Speaker 2>Yep. Yep.
<v Speaker 1>So you know that's so funny too. Because w was
<v Speaker 1>so disorganized from like a merchandising and licensing perspective, they
<v Speaker 1>had all these one off things. They didn't seem to
<v Speaker 1>have a lot. They shared resources with the Turner you know,
<v Speaker 1>corporation it was weird. So it always seems to come
<v Speaker 1>down like this one guy who just decided to give
<v Speaker 1>a shit in some office somewhere.
<v Speaker 2>Yep.
<v Speaker 1>When he designed something, it was like, that's money.
<v Speaker 2>It's just one guy, some fucking intern. Absolutely, you know,
<v Speaker 2>just trying something.
<v Speaker 1>Going Ford looking forward, by the way to a front
<v Speaker 1>of the show Guy Evans next book on the Extended
<v Speaker 1>Beyond Nitro, where apparently he's got new detail on who
<v Speaker 1>exactly designed the nWo logo, which I'm looking forward to seeing.
<v Speaker 2>Oh wow, that's cool.
<v Speaker 1>I think that new stuff surfacing. So Mango hits the
<v Speaker 1>ring and runs off. Jeff Garrett and Deborah has the
<v Speaker 1>belt US title belt, still showing it off to the
<v Speaker 1>hardcam turns to Mango, who's staring her down. We have
<v Speaker 1>a dark gray ring with yellow buckling and black ropes here.
<v Speaker 1>It's an especially dark gray, not a color you see
<v Speaker 1>a lot and a clash of the champion's logo screaming
<v Speaker 1>in the center.
<v Speaker 2>Yep, Yep.
<v Speaker 1>Mango gets his hands on the belt. People go nuts
<v Speaker 1>at the even suggestion that he's gonna go Yeah, I know, right,
<v Speaker 1>something else there.
<v Speaker 2>Dusty explains to Tony and Brain what the US title
<v Speaker 2>means to Mango McMichael, I won't.
<v Speaker 8>Tay something else. Don't make a quick note of this
<v Speaker 8>right here? That built is like a super Bowl ring
<v Speaker 8>to him. It's very important. All I'm saying, brain, and
<v Speaker 8>you answered this question. Can here mostly be involved in
<v Speaker 8>a contest right here tonight?
<v Speaker 1>Right?
<v Speaker 6>Stop thinking about any Why?
<v Speaker 4>Well he's turning his football again again?
<v Speaker 6>His wife wasn't sitting on the bench.
<v Speaker 5>Yeah she didn't.
<v Speaker 6>She didn't run away with that's roy but nobody. No,
<v Speaker 6>that was Jeff Jared lad right here in public?
<v Speaker 2>Didn't I where public? That's he said public?
<v Speaker 1>Public tonight, yep, as opposed to in private, where a
<v Speaker 1>lot of other matches apparently happened.
<v Speaker 2>I thought he said Pelican Knight right here in Pelican Knight.
<v Speaker 9>Like what.
<v Speaker 1>That's that's really good.
<v Speaker 2>I never would have guessed public tonight. That's crazy.
<v Speaker 1>That's like you know when you ask the cat that
<v Speaker 1>just doesn't want to change for anybody, and you say cat,
<v Speaker 1>you know, what would you do? Uh, you're a German cat?
<v Speaker 1>What would you do if you were air dropped into
<v Speaker 1>a brand new family with entirely new circumstances? How would
<v Speaker 1>you behave in the cat says, you know what, I'd
<v Speaker 1>be the same pet. H then nursing that one for
<v Speaker 1>two weeks. Now, I'll be the same pet. That's what
<v Speaker 1>I was.
<v Speaker 2>That's what I was trying to say.
<v Speaker 10>That was what I was going for.
<v Speaker 1>But it's fine. So Mongo throws up the four fingers
<v Speaker 1>and they all big time jery.
<v Speaker 2>They need Mongo, okay, except the fact Mongom Mongo McMichael
<v Speaker 2>in nineteen ninety seven was a needed entity.
<v Speaker 1>The subtitle for this episode might just be the night
<v Speaker 1>they needed Mongo, right exactly, the night Mongo was over,
<v Speaker 1>the night Mongo was needed, the night Longo was over,
<v Speaker 1>like it was one night.
<v Speaker 2>That's great.
<v Speaker 1>Oh god, you could call it the reason we were
<v Speaker 1>sad when Mongo died.
<v Speaker 2>Exactly, that's exactly it. So Jared grabs. Not the Football
<v Speaker 2>Hall of Fame, not anything like that. Come on Clash
<v Speaker 2>thirty eight thousand.
<v Speaker 1>It's like cinemat you know, it's like it's it's about
<v Speaker 1>the movie, but because there's a wrestler in it. Well
<v Speaker 1>we're talking about football, but only because there's a wrestler
<v Speaker 1>in it. Exactly what it is.
<v Speaker 6>Boring?
<v Speaker 1>Did any of them wrestle? Boring?
<v Speaker 2>Yeah? Exactly Okay, none of this movie was a wrestler
<v Speaker 2>fucking stupid movie.
<v Speaker 1>So yeah, Mango Ver's Jeff Jarrett gets started for the
<v Speaker 1>US title Here at Clash the Champions thirty five, the
<v Speaker 1>bell sounds, Tony says, the best of WCW and the
<v Speaker 1>nWo are here tonight. Crowd is so up and Mango
<v Speaker 1>to the middle rope to get him riled. Dinner and
<v Speaker 1>the movie guys we're told are going to be here
<v Speaker 1>as well tonight. Lock up. Jeff Jarrett to the headlock
<v Speaker 1>and bitterly gets it on because Mongo is just a
<v Speaker 1>difficult beast to tame. Okay, yes, yes he is. Push
<v Speaker 1>off Jarrett with a baseball slide underneath the legs of Mongo.
<v Speaker 2>I'm sure that there are that there are some natural
<v Speaker 2>instincts in him, like from the football days, that just
<v Speaker 2>don't want to be Listen, you can't push me.
<v Speaker 1>Right, you can just run through this moment. You have
<v Speaker 1>to feed this moment.
<v Speaker 2>You're right, and it's it gonna be very it's gonna
<v Speaker 2>be a very hard thing for him to just kind
<v Speaker 2>of like, all right, let's just fucking settle here, no
<v Speaker 2>question yep.
<v Speaker 1>So Jared scoops up and body slams the big man
<v Speaker 1>big bump from Mongo early and Jared gets a strut off,
<v Speaker 1>takes the metal rope and flexes the biceps and Mongo
<v Speaker 1>gets up all wild eyed and pock marked, pock marked
<v Speaker 1>and ponytailed. Jarrett kicks the the gut on the lock
<v Speaker 1>up attempt to the corner. They go on Mongo with
<v Speaker 1>one of those screamers on the cell. I mean this guy,
<v Speaker 1>he would let off some choice noises when he took
<v Speaker 1>the punishment as well. It's something like that reverse whip,
<v Speaker 1>and Jarrett tries to kip up, but he gets to
<v Speaker 1>a waistlock. There's a switch and Jarrett takes the ankles
<v Speaker 1>of Mango, who goes down to the canvas. He stumbles
<v Speaker 1>up and Jared takes out the knee with the chopped
<v Speaker 1>block and Mongo flips over.
<v Speaker 2>So he had I gotta say, that's a pretty good
<v Speaker 2>cell right there, him him fucking taking actually doing like
<v Speaker 2>a three sixty cell job there front flip from him.
<v Speaker 1>He sells it like a guy who knows what happens
<v Speaker 1>when you clip someone in the legs like that, right,
<v Speaker 1>and he flips over. Jared Hammett's himself in the corner
<v Speaker 1>and gloats a bit, and Bobby says, the only advantage
<v Speaker 1>that Jeff Jared has is this batchup is in his
<v Speaker 1>hometown and they can bury him here and he'd be happy,
<v Speaker 1>I guess. Mongo runs him off with a double ax handle,
<v Speaker 1>turns his back and Dusty calls it a Pearl Harbor job.
<v Speaker 1>Once again, he's say job. He just says Pearl Harbor.
<v Speaker 1>As Jeff Jarrett blindsides him into the corner. They go
<v Speaker 1>and Mongo pounces, bounces rather his head off the buckle
<v Speaker 1>and goes ah back and forth like a dummy. Ah,
<v Speaker 1>Like just take your head and just go like back
<v Speaker 1>and forth with it. That's like it almost like a
<v Speaker 1>like a slow motion headbanging like Beavis and Butted used
<v Speaker 1>to do. Yes, and what a cell job from this
<v Speaker 1>guy Jared with the whip, it's reversed and a huge
<v Speaker 1>clothesline drops down Jarrett whip ahs. He sets in Jarrett
<v Speaker 1>and he's.
<v Speaker 2>More like more like Mongrel McMichael, right, the mongrel sets
<v Speaker 2>Beppa Mongrel here.
<v Speaker 1>Sets Jarrett into the corner. He's the one doing the whip,
<v Speaker 1>not Jarrett. Jared's the one running. He's not the one running,
<v Speaker 1>but he's still making all the noise. Mongo, and he's
<v Speaker 1>just pushing the guy.
<v Speaker 2>He's probably exhausted.
<v Speaker 1>Jared takes a powdered Deborah consolium. Randy Anderson is presiding
<v Speaker 1>at the contest. We step out for commercial break off
<v Speaker 1>to the left. The clash continues, THEO says, and we
<v Speaker 1>get the voiceover guy. We need this portion of the
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<v Speaker 1>We come back Jarrett with a body slam into the
<v Speaker 1>steps head first. No, not a body slam, just slamming
<v Speaker 1>Mongo's head into the steps twice. Roll back in Jarrett
<v Speaker 1>stomping away, working the legs, of course, to set up
<v Speaker 1>the figure four.
<v Speaker 2>And Dusty has as well as some more of that
<v Speaker 2>deep sensical analysis of what's going on in the ring.
<v Speaker 6>Whatever game plan he had has worked to perfection.
<v Speaker 8>If you know what I'm talking about, be called the
<v Speaker 8>big Man Mongo McMichael's.
<v Speaker 6>Now and then the real game plan of one Jeff
<v Speaker 6>Jared kind of stumble mud holding him right here.
<v Speaker 1>I like that sensical analysis. That'd be a great title
<v Speaker 1>for a book about his commentary day because I'm served
<v Speaker 1>at some point he said, sensical analysis.
<v Speaker 2>I'm sure he did.
<v Speaker 1>Jared' stomping away, Mongo's making noises. He's draped on the
<v Speaker 1>middle and getting choked his Mongo funny to watch him
<v Speaker 1>sell this. Debra comes over and grabs Mongo's ponytail and
<v Speaker 1>holds him in place so Jarrett can sit down on him,
<v Speaker 1>and Tony says that's a first to see Deborah actually
<v Speaker 1>get physical during the course of a contest. And he
<v Speaker 1>says she grabbed her own husband that time, which I
<v Speaker 1>hope that wasn't a first for the first time. I know, yeah,
<v Speaker 1>she grabbed her husband for the first time. Jared with
<v Speaker 1>a snap vertical suplex and Mongo lays dead. I mean,
<v Speaker 1>he's one of those guys. He's gonna sell a bump,
<v Speaker 1>not by rolling over and grabbing the injured body part.
<v Speaker 1>He's gonna sell by laying there as if he's been
<v Speaker 1>frozen like ten Williams.
<v Speaker 2>He is like trying to he is trying to breathe
<v Speaker 2>as much as he possibly can.
<v Speaker 1>At this point, Mongo is such a mess. He sells
<v Speaker 1>like he's been strapped to a gurney, and Dusty says,
<v Speaker 1>she physically put her hands on hers.
<v Speaker 2>Fucking Nutsy goes off again.
<v Speaker 8>She physically put her put her hands on him. I'm
<v Speaker 8>telling you she might have been waiting to do that
<v Speaker 8>a lot time.
<v Speaker 6>Mango fighting a.
<v Speaker 11>Lot of times.
<v Speaker 6>The more you fight, the.
<v Speaker 2>Worse it is for you.
<v Speaker 6>And I doubt if Mongo's ever been in a sleeper
<v Speaker 6>holding old time to combat it for what to do?
<v Speaker 6>I'll tell you what. Jared's got it hooked real good too.
<v Speaker 6>You've got to get him down with the both of leeds.
<v Speaker 6>Hit the camel from in your Yeah, your bottom five
<v Speaker 6>hits him.
<v Speaker 8>Once you got him down there, you've got to really
<v Speaker 8>put the press.
<v Speaker 12>Up on that card, right down, you know the best
<v Speaker 12>way that the best way to coated the correlated art.
<v Speaker 1>Oh my god, the collated You go to Kinko's. Oh
<v Speaker 1>my co orated, the coorated our Superstar. I don't know
<v Speaker 1>what the fun is the colated our Superstar, if you'll
<v Speaker 1>indulge me. It was in your clip there, but I
<v Speaker 1>had to isolate it even more. Oh yeah, go for
<v Speaker 1>it here, Mongo noises. I don't even know how this
<v Speaker 1>noise happens it's a combination of Mongo making guttural sounds
<v Speaker 1>only he can make, with apparently some audio snaffoo that
<v Speaker 1>creates a supernatural component to it. Just listen, this is
<v Speaker 1>what comes out of this speaker. Does that not sound?
<v Speaker 1>Does that not sound like something you play backwards on
<v Speaker 1>a Beatles album?
<v Speaker 2>I was gonna say, it sounds like it sounds like
<v Speaker 2>something David Lynch would have put into a fucking movie exactly.
<v Speaker 1>He read Red Room or whatever it was.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, right, it does sound like they fucking reverse the
<v Speaker 2>audio at some point.
<v Speaker 1>Maybe they did. I don't know.
<v Speaker 2>It's a yeah.
<v Speaker 1>As I wrote, it's a mighty cacophony. As Mongo gets
<v Speaker 1>set off the ropes and gets caught in a sleeper hold,
<v Speaker 1>Jared locking on the sleeper and Bobby doubts Mango has
<v Speaker 1>been in a sleeper and knows how to count at it.
<v Speaker 2>It's so stupid. Theys been wrestling for over a year.
<v Speaker 2>I mean, he's likely been in a sleeper holds, one
<v Speaker 2>of the most common fucking holes in the in the wrestling.
<v Speaker 1>He doesn't know. He doesn't know, Boss, he doesn't know.
<v Speaker 2>I guess, I guess he doesn't know.
<v Speaker 1>Longo looks like he just finished a line in the
<v Speaker 1>hotel room. Anyway, Oh, Dusty, the car raided artery, I wrote,
<v Speaker 1>car car raided and car raid. It's like an artery
<v Speaker 1>that's made to function the automobile, automotive grade.
<v Speaker 2>Give me the car factor. The car rated.
<v Speaker 1>I drove through the central artery? Is that a car
<v Speaker 1>rated artery?
<v Speaker 2>Oh, Bobby, I can't stand when they fucking call you know,
<v Speaker 2>traffic stuff like wrote arteries. It drives me nuts, right,
<v Speaker 2>I know, fucking can't stand it.
<v Speaker 1>Last thing I have to picture is like the cockles
<v Speaker 1>of a heart.
<v Speaker 13>You know.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I mean, listen if that's an arty, and then
<v Speaker 2>it's like that the most most unhealthy blood flow in
<v Speaker 2>any fucking city. All right, that's true to yes, yes,
<v Speaker 2>Jesus Christ.
<v Speaker 1>Bobby starts to say, making it to a choke, Jeff,
<v Speaker 1>just do it, making it to.
<v Speaker 2>A choke, like like I always like when when Heenan
<v Speaker 2>coaches from the from from the announced.
<v Speaker 1>Table encourages the kind of rules he would bend. It's great,
<v Speaker 1>so pee Anderson drops the arm twice, but Mango is
<v Speaker 1>still on the hunt. He starts convulsing, but what else
<v Speaker 1>is new and builds to his feet Bobby said. Bobby said,
<v Speaker 1>A bongo. He thinks it's the fourth quarter.
<v Speaker 2>I went back. Oh yeah.
<v Speaker 1>Longo powers out of the sleeperhold, pushes off Jarrett and
<v Speaker 1>puts on a sleeperhold of his own, and the crowd's
<v Speaker 1>up for that. Deborah gets up on the apron. The
<v Speaker 1>crowd rises to its feet, and here he is. It's
<v Speaker 1>Eddie Guerrero, back from a torn pack, looking great, us
<v Speaker 1>title on in play. Suddenly he grabs it and he
<v Speaker 1>hits Jeff Jarrett with it, and then Mongo launches Eddie
<v Speaker 1>out of the ring. Apparently he hits Jeff Jarrett does
<v Speaker 1>Eddie by mistake with the title belt. Mongo launches Eddie
<v Speaker 1>out of the ring. Uh sweeps the belt out of
<v Speaker 1>the ring with his foot. The coast is clear, Boss.
<v Speaker 1>He turns the ref around. He points down to the canvas.
<v Speaker 1>He covers for the one, as if he needed to
<v Speaker 1>do that, Jesus Christ the graph.
<v Speaker 2>Look, look he's down. I'm going to cover him.
<v Speaker 1>It's like a cat that brings like a dead like rat,
<v Speaker 1>puts it in your feet, like look what I did.
<v Speaker 1>One two three, eight minutes, seven seconds. Steve McMichael defeats
<v Speaker 1>Jeff Jarrett to become w CW United States Heavyweight Champion
<v Speaker 1>here at the Clash of the Champions here, let's listen to.
<v Speaker 8>It, hey Cutters.
<v Speaker 10>Yes, I know, you're a lot of safe.
<v Speaker 6>Champion the first time on this man's career.
<v Speaker 14>How about that level in the shortest pace of time
<v Speaker 14>in this professional spartan w c W press, and this
<v Speaker 14>man has become You're United States Heavyweight Champions.
<v Speaker 1>Scott rest in peace, Mango.
<v Speaker 2>Indeed.
<v Speaker 1>So we go down to Gene Okerland, who is apparently
<v Speaker 1>in the middle of a domestic spat or something. He says,
<v Speaker 1>we're in the middle of one.
<v Speaker 2>Oh, oh, I see, I see.
<v Speaker 15>Was he is?
<v Speaker 16>He is?
<v Speaker 2>He married to Deborah two?
<v Speaker 1>Apparently we're in the middle of a domestic spat here, Guys,
<v Speaker 1>I've talked on numerous occasions to my guest at this time,
<v Speaker 1>please welcome Alex right.
<v Speaker 2>This is this is this is maybe one of the
<v Speaker 2>fucking this most funniest offensive things Jean's ever done.
<v Speaker 4>Alex Right, Alex Right, Okay, you got the mic?
<v Speaker 5>Can you lose a shut up? We are in America.
<v Speaker 5>Please speak English. I don't want to have to remind
<v Speaker 5>you again.
<v Speaker 2>Okay, whatever I mean? He speaks English right from the
<v Speaker 2>get go, Gene, he says, all you losers shut up?
<v Speaker 4>Oh my god, Alex right, Alex right, Oka, you got
<v Speaker 4>the mic?
<v Speaker 6>Can you lose a shut up?
<v Speaker 2>Can't you lose you shut up?
<v Speaker 5>We are in America. Please speak English. I don't want
<v Speaker 5>to have to remind you again.
<v Speaker 1>Okay, whatever, great response, Okay, whatever.
<v Speaker 2>I mean. I imagine that was was were they doing that?
<v Speaker 2>Was Gene doing that every time Alex Wright came out
<v Speaker 2>like he's I think, yeah, he'd.
<v Speaker 1>Done promos and he just broke out into German.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, and like even even though he said, even though
<v Speaker 2>he spoke English and said, can't you lose your shut up? Right,
<v Speaker 2>Jane just can't understand him because he's a fucking idiot. Yeah,
<v Speaker 2>he doesn't understand those English words, right. I don't think
<v Speaker 2>Gene understands much. So unless it's a long green in
<v Speaker 2>his coffers.
<v Speaker 1>Jane says, its Lawrence Welke would say years ago, thank
<v Speaker 1>you Bobby and Missy in Sissy. So this is apparently
<v Speaker 1>the Lawrence Welk show.
<v Speaker 2>I don't know, you know, what the fuck?
<v Speaker 17>Is it?
<v Speaker 1>Old?
<v Speaker 2>Like all of it? Yeah, I mean, what do you
<v Speaker 2>do with Gene, That's exactly it. He just Jane like
<v Speaker 2>he makes reference. This is only in WCW that he
<v Speaker 2>does this show. Yeah, he's off the fucking know.
<v Speaker 1>Well.
<v Speaker 2>Also he's like he's got no he's got no uh filter,
<v Speaker 2>Like you know, they get no what he's saying. No, no, no,
<v Speaker 2>don't say that, you know. And so he's like making
<v Speaker 2>always bizarre references to ship that nobody fucking knows. Nobody
<v Speaker 2>talks about this. Shit is always trying to pop the truck.
<v Speaker 2>It's always ever trying to do right. But I don't
<v Speaker 2>think that even the truck knows who fucking Lawrence Welk
<v Speaker 2>is at this point. Jesus fucking Gene, that lung green.
<v Speaker 2>I mean, I know who Lawrence Welk is, but you know,
<v Speaker 2>you don't want to know who Lawrence Welk is. Gene
<v Speaker 2>is tremendous in w CW. He really is.
<v Speaker 1>He just he just doesn't care. He'll just say whatever
<v Speaker 1>the fuck he thinks is funny. I know, he's such
<v Speaker 1>like a crotchety old man, you know, yep, just fucking nuts.
<v Speaker 1>He's gonna drag his butt from one of the national
<v Speaker 1>the other. That's why they call him the dragon right, says,
<v Speaker 1>and he says, uh, let's see okay, And then here's
<v Speaker 1>another one. Jeane says, you're going to drag the dragon
<v Speaker 1>from one end of Nashville to the other. That's why
<v Speaker 1>Henny Youngman is still working today.
<v Speaker 2>You know, I imagine he gets one one little chuck
<v Speaker 2>in the truck, Like there's one fucking guy who like.
<v Speaker 1>Young Man that's working today.
<v Speaker 2>Fu Gene made that.
<v Speaker 1>He's fucking picturing outside of the Baltimore Arena for slamming God.
<v Speaker 1>Oh what is he doing? He is such a gimmick.
<v Speaker 2>It's not even truck like so k fabe such a
<v Speaker 2>fucking moron. It's just like, if I may impress upon
<v Speaker 2>you for a moment momentarily, there's nothing you can impress
<v Speaker 2>me with about that's so good. You don't impress me,
<v Speaker 2>says because I am the true champion, and everybody out
<v Speaker 2>here knows it and knows I got it coming out here.
<v Speaker 1>All these people are the ultimate losers. All these people
<v Speaker 1>are losers and genes. Just thank you very much. I'm
<v Speaker 1>not going to continue with this any longer. I don't
<v Speaker 1>know why this promo had to happen, but it did.
<v Speaker 1>I know, like seriously, like do they just did something
<v Speaker 1>get cut? And they're like, well, we ship, we need
<v Speaker 1>like two minutes of time. I should have mentioned too
<v Speaker 1>that after Manga wins the belt, Debra comes kissing up
<v Speaker 1>to him again immediately.
<v Speaker 2>Oh yes, that was so fucking funny.
<v Speaker 1>Thanks the belt, and takes off on her anyway, So
<v Speaker 1>we take a break, we come back he and says, awkward,
<v Speaker 1>it looks like Lawrence Weld.
<v Speaker 2>Yes, indeed, oh well, hold on, we do it. This
<v Speaker 2>is one of those times where we get martial consideration
<v Speaker 2>promotional conservation here. I got these because these are just amazing, feel.
<v Speaker 5>It promotional consideration paid for by the following.
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<v Speaker 17>low fat and delicious. It's the last fan wrestling podcast.
<v Speaker 9>He's a lapsed fan wrestling podcast with Jack and JP Sorrow.
<v Speaker 1>Just I sit here in reverence for the tone, for
<v Speaker 1>the sincerity, for there's no irony. It's not an ad
<v Speaker 1>about making an ad. If I have to see one
<v Speaker 1>more fucking commercial where people are sitting around a conference
<v Speaker 1>table or couches with laptops, that's an ad. We just
<v Speaker 1>made an ad. What's the ad going to be about?
<v Speaker 1>This is an ad about This is not about making.
<v Speaker 2>An ad or advertisers.
<v Speaker 1>This is an ad that's so reflective about the fact
<v Speaker 1>that it's an ad. Fucking hell, let let's just end it.
<v Speaker 1>Let's close down the industry. If that's where we're going.
<v Speaker 2>We're advertisers.
<v Speaker 1>Oh fuck, who gives a fuck about your sensibilities? It's
<v Speaker 1>advertisings things. Yeah, it doesn't appear. I see a lot
<v Speaker 1>of subtraction going on these days. Not addition, that was
<v Speaker 1>a clear message about those three products. Yep, very clear.
<v Speaker 1>They wouldn't dare today. They don't know ball, they can't
<v Speaker 1>do it. I want to know where the fuck Tombo
<v Speaker 1>debt came from, you know what I mean? I want
<v Speaker 1>to know his story, like because his fucking commercials. It's
<v Speaker 1>like he just I don't know. He always felt creepy
<v Speaker 1>but also warm and fuzzy at the same time. Leave
<v Speaker 1>the light out for you.
<v Speaker 2>That's a creepy thing to do. It absolutely is. It's
<v Speaker 2>very there's something very very uncomfortable.
<v Speaker 1>Come on in, Come on in, any hour, Come on,
<v Speaker 1>come on in.
<v Speaker 2>I'm always here.
<v Speaker 1>We're more than happy to attract moths to the flame
<v Speaker 1>at three am. You know, I may have my pants off,
<v Speaker 1>but I'm here. You ever stayed a motel six Never?
<v Speaker 1>I don't think I ever did, as I'm sitting here
<v Speaker 1>thinking about it.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, the word motel doesn't really sit well with me
<v Speaker 2>at this point. I mean, did I say no, I didn't.
<v Speaker 2>Maybe I maybe one time. I did, maybe one. I
<v Speaker 2>feel like a job I did, like they they I
<v Speaker 2>did a I did a gig one time. And they
<v Speaker 2>didn't fucking know. They didn't understand union rules. They didn't
<v Speaker 2>know that like that the union specifies that I have
<v Speaker 2>my own room. Oh wow, you know, like when you're on,
<v Speaker 2>when you're off on a job, and it's like the
<v Speaker 2>union says, I have I get my own private room.
<v Speaker 2>You don't bunk me up with anybody, and the woman
<v Speaker 2>who ran the theater didn't know it, and so I
<v Speaker 2>ended up bunking with a guy for one night. And
<v Speaker 2>then I was like, I'm not doing this again, like
<v Speaker 2>I'll do this the first night and I'm fucking I'm
<v Speaker 2>hurting and we're all hurting and we don't have housing,
<v Speaker 2>you know, like, and then she was like I was
<v Speaker 2>like me and me and another guy went up to
<v Speaker 2>her later, I'm like, you know that what you just
<v Speaker 2>did is against you in rules, like we get our
<v Speaker 2>own like no, I was like, yeah, yeah, you do,
<v Speaker 2>well show me that. Okay, here, this is what a
<v Speaker 2>union contract looks like, this is what I signed. Give
<v Speaker 2>it my fucking room, lady, exactly. We have to go
<v Speaker 2>through this fine, Like, seriously, do you want me to
<v Speaker 2>call the reps? God, for God's sakes, my fucking room.
<v Speaker 2>That probably was a motel six, then I think I
<v Speaker 2>might have been That's the only thing I can I
<v Speaker 2>feel like it might have been a motel six. You
<v Speaker 2>stayed in motel sex, you're obliged to go for like
<v Speaker 2>pancakes the next day. Oh yeah, absolutsten, your body is
<v Speaker 2>so disrupted by that point that disrupted.
<v Speaker 1>I mean they got the Otis spunk Meyer down the lobby,
<v Speaker 1>but just not hitting the spot.
<v Speaker 16>You know.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, it's like no, no, so take a break, we
<v Speaker 1>come back. He didn't sys open looks like Lawrence Welk. Yes,
<v Speaker 1>Mortal consideration, very good Army and our friends there. They
<v Speaker 1>also plug Saturday Night back when it had the toy
<v Speaker 1>and like the industrial looking graphics motif, I fucking loved it.
<v Speaker 2>Like the robot.
<v Speaker 1>Constructing a pro wrestling cars, I guess.
<v Speaker 2>Yes, it's exactly it. It's a it's a machine that
<v Speaker 2>creates a card.
<v Speaker 1>They had Wrath and Mortis First Faces of Fear and
<v Speaker 1>Eddie Verstine Malenko coming up. So I'm going to tune
<v Speaker 1>into that one to Jean, who's on the dinner in
<v Speaker 1>a movie set. The little setout carve out they did
<v Speaker 1>there in the arena.
<v Speaker 2>And this made me warm and fuzzy too, Like what
<v Speaker 2>the fuck are they doing to me? They're like adding,
<v Speaker 2>they're bringing every aspect of what I loved about.
<v Speaker 1>Watching TVs and ninety seven.
<v Speaker 2>Yep, here here it.
<v Speaker 5>Is, Oh, Tony, I prod has punch to be here
<v Speaker 5>with a couple of my very good friends of course
<v Speaker 5>from TBS, the superstation, the prevayor of the culinary arts,
<v Speaker 5>and of course the chef.
<v Speaker 2>I mean, come on, there's that Gene doing his own
<v Speaker 2>per fyor of color culinary arts. What the fuck, dude,
<v Speaker 2>what a fucking moron.
<v Speaker 5>We're Dinner in a movie on TDS my good friend
<v Speaker 5>Claude Man.
<v Speaker 1>And the host has he ever met Claude Man before? No,
<v Speaker 1>there's zero meran wheneverybody calls you his good longtime friend.
<v Speaker 2>You know that. It's like, yeah, it's like he actually
<v Speaker 2>didn't even introduce himself to you before the show started.
<v Speaker 2>He's just meeting you for the first time right now,
<v Speaker 2>live on television.
<v Speaker 5>A gitter in a movie joining us tonight, Paul Kill Martin, Paul,
<v Speaker 5>I understand your quickly a little something up.
<v Speaker 6>We're gonna enjoy it later on.
<v Speaker 4>That's right, Jane.
<v Speaker 19>We're very excited to be out here celebrating Dinner Movies
<v Speaker 19>third season.
<v Speaker 6>We're getting ready to start it.
<v Speaker 20>And uh, we're all a part of the big Turner
<v Speaker 20>time Warner family and we're very excited to be on.
<v Speaker 5>All right now, Paul, you're excited about tomorrow night. We've
<v Speaker 5>got the jerk with Steve Martin. Uh anything in particular
<v Speaker 5>that my tie in with the cuisine here tonight we're.
<v Speaker 6>Making big jerk Chicken. Geane, you don't want to miss it.
<v Speaker 4>It's gonna be quite an event.
<v Speaker 5>I know about jerk Chicken. I thank you very much, Tony.
<v Speaker 9>Let's get back to you the Last Call Wrestling Podcast.
<v Speaker 9>He's the Lapsed Fan Wrestling podcast with Jack and for
<v Speaker 9>SEO MJP sorrow.
<v Speaker 1>Okay, Andy Warhol so excited to be here. It's gonna
<v Speaker 1>be a quick an event.
<v Speaker 2>He he fucking Gil Martin looks miserable. Oh my god,
<v Speaker 2>he looks miserable.
<v Speaker 1>Well, later on we'll get to he takes the diamond cutter,
<v Speaker 1>and he tweeted he does nineteen ninety seven promoting Dinner
<v Speaker 1>in a movie at w CW. Broke my glasses and
<v Speaker 1>couldn't use my hand for three days as a result
<v Speaker 1>of the diamond cutter. So wow, Really it was a
<v Speaker 1>tough night at the office.
<v Speaker 2>Maybe that's why I didn't respond to us.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, he's out there, but he didn't. He didn't. He
<v Speaker 1>didn't want to talk about his his days in phony land.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah that always tells you something, yep. So yeah, the
<v Speaker 1>jerk Okay, Bobby says, we just heard the jerk talk says,
<v Speaker 1>I knew that was going jerk chicken on dinner in
<v Speaker 1>the movie. So what would they do? They would cook
<v Speaker 1>the dish in installments during every commercial break.
<v Speaker 2>I'm pretty sure that's what they would do that. Yeah,
<v Speaker 2>you you would. They would, you know, they'd be bumpers.
<v Speaker 2>So they come back from a commercial that they'd have
<v Speaker 2>a part of the recipe. Then they'd show the movie.
<v Speaker 2>I think they'd come back again for a little bit
<v Speaker 2>commercial break, come back or something like that.
<v Speaker 1>Would the dish be ready to actually eat during the movie, Like,
<v Speaker 1>how are you supposed to be in the kitchen and
<v Speaker 1>do this that?
<v Speaker 2>I don't remember. I don't think you're I don't think
<v Speaker 2>you're supposed to be doing it at the same time. Okay,
<v Speaker 2>I think it's just watch them do it. Here's here's
<v Speaker 2>an idea. Maybe next time you want to watch a movie,
<v Speaker 2>you do this. Well, Okay, I mean, I could be wrong.
<v Speaker 2>I don't I don't really remember the whole form out
<v Speaker 2>of the show. I just remember that I love the
<v Speaker 2>promos for it, and it always makes me feel old,
<v Speaker 2>warm and fuzzy.
<v Speaker 1>Dinner in a movie. Steve Martin and the Jerk. Yeah,
<v Speaker 1>that was Ted turner Man finding different ways to repackage
<v Speaker 1>a movie library for cable movies for guys who like movies.
<v Speaker 1>That was another good one. Yep. Absolutely. They also had
<v Speaker 1>a Saturday nightro. It was like before they called w
<v Speaker 1>CW Monday nightro. They had a movie block of action
<v Speaker 1>movies called Saturday Nightro.
<v Speaker 2>And and was that and and and was that was
<v Speaker 2>a TBS with Joe Bob Briggs on there doing the
<v Speaker 2>like the shitty shitty horror movies at like eleven o'clock
<v Speaker 2>or whatever. I think it was.
<v Speaker 1>Probably it was probably TBS.
<v Speaker 2>I just fucking love that one. Oh yeah, let's see yeah,
<v Speaker 2>Monster Vision right, Monster Vision was on TNT. Sweet Yeah, yeah,
<v Speaker 2>that ship was great, comes Stevie Richards. I used to
<v Speaker 2>have a TV I used I got a Monster Vision shirt,
<v Speaker 2>yes from I don't know where it must have been
<v Speaker 2>when you know, we did take a We did take
<v Speaker 2>a when I was a senior. We did take a
<v Speaker 2>band trip to Atlanta and we went to CNN, so them,
<v Speaker 2>I must have gotten it there. Oh really, yeah, I
<v Speaker 2>imagine I must have. I don't know where else I
<v Speaker 2>would have gotten it at a theme park. Maybe I
<v Speaker 2>can't imagine a theme park. Where the fuck would it
<v Speaker 2>be the theme park? But I used to love the
<v Speaker 2>Joe Bob Briggs, funny, motherfucker crappy horror movies.
<v Speaker 1>So great, come Stevie Richards, you just come into the
<v Speaker 1>company to get the Ravens flock storyline started. Raven a
<v Speaker 1>been appearing in the front row at Nitro but refusing
<v Speaker 1>to acknowledge whether or not he'd sign a WCW contract,
<v Speaker 1>and Richards would show up as his apparent agent. Hey,
<v Speaker 1>you know what, I refuse to acknowledge Raven right now.
<v Speaker 1>So it's a two way street and Raven apparently Richards
<v Speaker 1>was trying to negotiate on Raven's back off with WSW.
<v Speaker 1>It was like without Raven's approval necessarily, and he would
<v Speaker 1>just abuse him and slap him in the face. Raven
<v Speaker 1>Wood to Stevie Richards and treat him like dirt. And
<v Speaker 1>that was the kind of the Raven's nest for MECW
<v Speaker 1>being transported over here into into WCW. Of course, Steve
<v Speaker 1>Richards NCW was the head of the BWO Big Stevie Cool,
<v Speaker 1>Mocking Cabin Nash, so it was quite a moment when
<v Speaker 1>he came face to face with Kevin Nash in the
<v Speaker 1>WCW locker room, and Nash claimed to like dig this
<v Speaker 1>stuff and yeah right, very seriously and all that. But
<v Speaker 1>Richards has talked and shoot interviews about being concerned about
<v Speaker 1>that in the past. Oh we love it, you know.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, yeah, listen to they love it. There's a problem.
<v Speaker 1>I love your stuff. I like lude to the screen
<v Speaker 1>that when you knew there was trouble coming.
<v Speaker 2>Hey, you know, fucking watch your stuff there on the
<v Speaker 2>that crappy Philadelphia show you guys did well.
<v Speaker 1>It's funny because Richard does say that one of his
<v Speaker 1>shooting interviews. He says, when back then at WW if
<v Speaker 1>one of the big wigs like a Hogan told you
<v Speaker 1>that he loves your stuff, that means you're fucked, which
<v Speaker 1>is so weird, Or that he watches your stuff.
<v Speaker 2>Ah, yeah, you know, I've been fucking watching that, you know,
<v Speaker 2>the Blue World War. It's fucking hilarious, man, you know,
<v Speaker 2>I uh, you know, I appreciate your appreciate being.
<v Speaker 1>Spoofed, right, consider it flattering.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I can tell you one thing, man, I'm not
<v Speaker 2>gonna fucking bury you.
<v Speaker 1>I'm gonna tell the office to hit the bris aches
<v Speaker 1>on the pizzo. Uh. He comes in, is cut off
<v Speaker 1>a T shirt, his Daisy Duke's airbrushed top and jorts.
<v Speaker 1>This is Raven wrestling for the first time in w
<v Speaker 1>W is Raven and Tony says. Raven has not signed
<v Speaker 1>a contract with ww but it's agreed to go into
<v Speaker 1>this match and wrestle, which is so strange. Dusty says,
<v Speaker 1>we talk about impact ball players, Raven is one of them.
<v Speaker 1>He comes out through the crowd at his snail's pace
<v Speaker 1>and his leather jacket. Science is Raven for life. Everything
<v Speaker 1>was life back then. Nobody, nobody, nobody cares about Raven
<v Speaker 1>wearing jeorts.
<v Speaker 18>Huh.
<v Speaker 2>That which is fucking balls. Everyone remembers the fucking Everyone
<v Speaker 2>fucking remembers Raven fondly except for me, right, idiot. He
<v Speaker 2>sits in the corner, his stupid fucking hair. Everything about
<v Speaker 2>him makes me sick, just fucking like, I can't stand
<v Speaker 2>the look of him. And he'd say stupid voice.
<v Speaker 1>And he'd he say something back, like they say they're
<v Speaker 1>sick of you before they toss you to the side.
<v Speaker 1>But I've been on the side and I thrive there,
<v Speaker 1>and I've lived there. My parents didn't love me, but
<v Speaker 1>that's okay, you know.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, well I don't love you either, so go fuck yourself.
<v Speaker 1>He wags his finger in the corner to get the
<v Speaker 1>mic from Penzer, and Heenan comes right out and says
<v Speaker 1>something happened in his childhood of his life right now
<v Speaker 1>for him to be acting like this. And Raven grabs
<v Speaker 1>the mic and says, refree. If I'm gonna wrestle for
<v Speaker 1>this company tonight, it's going to be on my terms,
<v Speaker 1>no disqualification. He tosses the mic and wipes his nose.
<v Speaker 1>Stevie agrees to it. I don't know why. A bit
<v Speaker 1>of an easy dub champ breaks out faintly. Penser makes
<v Speaker 1>the announcement that indeed the following match will be no
<v Speaker 1>holds barred notice qualify, allowing Raven to import a lot
<v Speaker 1>of the steel chair and table based spots that he
<v Speaker 1>was doing in ECW and Dusty says, Raven is a
<v Speaker 1>loof if.
<v Speaker 2>You will, yeah, yeah, he's not wrong with that. He
<v Speaker 2>is a loof.
<v Speaker 1>He's also a goof.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah.
<v Speaker 1>Raven kicks the gut and goes to work in the corner.
<v Speaker 1>Stevie's into the corner and falls out of the ring hard.
<v Speaker 1>Raven clears the top and takes him out with just
<v Speaker 1>like a half turned dive over the ropes like he
<v Speaker 1>used to do. Tony says, Raven over the course of
<v Speaker 1>time has had six surgeries on his ankle and as
<v Speaker 1>a result, he's one foot shorter on one foot, and
<v Speaker 1>Tony points out that you can actually see the white
<v Speaker 1>lift in the bottom of just one of Raven's boots to.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I wish he had enough surgeries that he didn't
<v Speaker 2>actually have a wrestle again in front of my in
<v Speaker 2>my presence.
<v Speaker 1>I mean, you know, see a charisma machine here. You
<v Speaker 1>don't see someone who deserves to be on the cover
<v Speaker 1>of WCW Revenge.
<v Speaker 2>No, No, I see an idiot. I see a fucking
<v Speaker 2>moron who stop brooding. Stop sitting there in your fucking corner,
<v Speaker 2>crying and spouting your poets stopt. I like that.
<v Speaker 1>I like that's a great general rule, stop brooding.
<v Speaker 2>Like guess what, you know what you if you sit
<v Speaker 2>there and brood in the corner, I know you actually
<v Speaker 2>don't have shit to do, all right? You don't fucking
<v Speaker 2>know shit?
<v Speaker 1>Do you know how insufferable he is in person? Like
<v Speaker 1>because he's got this high IQ.
<v Speaker 2>I've just seen it up his nose. Someone gave a
<v Speaker 2>fucking cameo for a fucking idiot. I can't stand him.
<v Speaker 2>I couldn't stand him as Johnny Polo. I couldn't stand
<v Speaker 2>him as fucking Scotty Flamingo. I can't stand him as Raven.
<v Speaker 2>I can't stand him. He's a fucking idiot. He's so
<v Speaker 2>annoying looking, especially now that he's fucking like eighty years
<v Speaker 2>old and he fucking still wears the eyeliner, and his
<v Speaker 2>hair is like like white, and he fucking nose goes
<v Speaker 2>from the ear to ear. Such a fucking moron.
<v Speaker 1>Oh all right, we gotta do it, stand by, okay,
<v Speaker 1>all right? No, you know, I don't understand. The thing is.
<v Speaker 1>I look at these things and I don't get any
<v Speaker 1>idea what it is, what it is that so triggers you.
<v Speaker 1>I look at these pictures, I'm like, oh, there's a
<v Speaker 1>fine chap, there's a fine chap. I don't just understand
<v Speaker 1>what it is so triggering, how fuck my life?
<v Speaker 2>Look at his idiot face, ah, like he's got his
<v Speaker 2>fucking amish beard going on. All right, he's out fucking
<v Speaker 2>you know, harvesting the corn, and then what is that?
<v Speaker 2>I can't tell that if that's actually all it's left
<v Speaker 2>of his idiotic hare, or if he's got to like
<v Speaker 2>pulled back in a stupid man bun or something and
<v Speaker 2>an eyebrow ring. What a dumb ass? Look at look
<v Speaker 2>at the I mean, look, look, I don't want to listen.
<v Speaker 2>Everyone's everyone's knows is a problem. I'm I gotta I
<v Speaker 2>got a Italian nose. But his looks like a Santa
<v Speaker 2>Claus image for Coca Cola, all right, like a big
<v Speaker 2>fucking cherry is just sitting there, God Almighty is annoying.
<v Speaker 2>What a fucking mom Raven doesn't even know what Jesus Christ,
<v Speaker 2>I look at him, Look at the like what the
<v Speaker 2>mutton chops going on here? Look at his stupid mouth too,
<v Speaker 2>His mouth everything is drooping, little mouth like it's looking
<v Speaker 2>drool should be coming out. Let's see this.
<v Speaker 15>Look.
<v Speaker 2>Look you can even see up his nostrils in this one.
<v Speaker 2>He looks like he's gonna kill me in this one. Honestly,
<v Speaker 2>God with the black hat. And then what oh no, no,
<v Speaker 2>but you is fucking like his uh, his Miami belly
<v Speaker 2>going on here? All right, fucking old man living in Miami,
<v Speaker 2>you know, walks the beach with his uh, his flamboyant shirt,
<v Speaker 2>you know, but his fucking belly is like out of control.
<v Speaker 2>What sud like the makeup everything, what a dumbass, just
<v Speaker 2>fucking worthless, worthless.
<v Speaker 1>I don't see what the big deal is.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I know, I know. Listen, I'm I'm the bad guy. Okay,
<v Speaker 2>I understand. I understand. I'm the one who doesn't get
<v Speaker 2>it because everyone else fucking loves him. They can identify
<v Speaker 2>with him, you know what. I'm glad I can't identify
<v Speaker 2>with him. I'm glad. I never want to identify with
<v Speaker 2>a fucking idiot like that piece of shit, So it
<v Speaker 2>shall come to pass, Oh my god, and quote quote
<v Speaker 2>quote the Raven ever more. No, that's not what it is.
<v Speaker 2>You don't the rating, I don't. He does never read
<v Speaker 2>the goddamn poem, all right, Like he's never read the
<v Speaker 2>fucking poem. That's not what it is. And if he
<v Speaker 2>has read any and he decided to change anyway, he's
<v Speaker 2>a fucking idiot. Even more, I would you know what,
<v Speaker 2>Honest to god, I wish the Raven would fucking never more,
<v Speaker 2>never more appear on my fucking television. Never appear on internet,
<v Speaker 2>never appear at all. Go to a cave. Follow JD.
<v Speaker 2>Salinger for Fox's sake, piece of ship.
<v Speaker 1>I don't know, man'd i'd gladly have him over for dinner.
<v Speaker 2>So, yeah, he'd take he'd take you out to dinner,
<v Speaker 2>and then he'd you'd definitely be picking up a check. Oh, definitely,
<v Speaker 2>all right. He would say, let me take out to
<v Speaker 2>dinner and then boom.
<v Speaker 1>So I heard I heard part of the I heard
<v Speaker 1>part of the gig. Here is you're going to pay
<v Speaker 1>for me? Yes, I am Scott.
<v Speaker 2>I thought you were taking me out to dinner. Yeah,
<v Speaker 2>talk you.
<v Speaker 1>Talking about He'll do three hours of talking. You'll get
<v Speaker 1>two questions in.
<v Speaker 2>Oh exactly, listen this exactly. That is exactly, he says.
<v Speaker 2>I'll do a Q and A, but no cues are
<v Speaker 2>ever asked.
<v Speaker 1>I'll do an A.
<v Speaker 4>Exactly.
<v Speaker 1>If you're looking for a Q and A, well, I
<v Speaker 1>can give you an A.
<v Speaker 2>I can't. I can't do listen. I can only do
<v Speaker 2>half of that, but I will do it for ninety minutes.
<v Speaker 2>Give you an answer, but I can only I can
<v Speaker 2>only a for ninety minutes. I can't queue so good. Oh,
<v Speaker 2>like you know, and just yeah, it's like why does
<v Speaker 2>he have to I don't know, I don't know, Like
<v Speaker 2>I mean, I'm looking for his nineteen ninety seven look
<v Speaker 2>oh sure, because like it's just like oh, man, like exactly,
<v Speaker 2>this is this is this is the problem here, Okay,
<v Speaker 2>this is part of the problem. Right, I can't right,
<v Speaker 2>My thing's fucking or I can't do it, but here
<v Speaker 2>I will.
<v Speaker 1>I see plenty of images and he's got this fact
<v Speaker 1>he's looking at.
<v Speaker 2>This is what I that I cannot. I want to
<v Speaker 2>fucking just throw rocks at his face, like his stupid mouth,
<v Speaker 2>his stupid curly hair. God, he's the most annoying individual,
<v Speaker 2>the most annoying wrestler of all time is a heal No, no, you.
<v Speaker 1>Can always do that to you, my favorite. You're supposed
<v Speaker 1>to hate.
<v Speaker 2>Him, but no, no, no, no, a fucking brooding bitch
<v Speaker 2>sit in the corner. But what was the whole gimmick
<v Speaker 2>came out of?
<v Speaker 21>What?
<v Speaker 2>Because he because people made fun of him or something
<v Speaker 2>like that. Yeah, yeah, pretty much, it's right because they
<v Speaker 2>because people thought he was an idiot for being Johnny
<v Speaker 2>Polo and being fucking Scotty Flmingo guess what, you were
<v Speaker 2>a fucking idiot. Yeah, you were a fucking idiot.
<v Speaker 1>His WI gimmick was like, you know, I went through that,
<v Speaker 1>but this is who I really am, A tortured souls.
<v Speaker 2>From Trump, right.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, Well it's supposed to be like, he's supposed to
<v Speaker 1>be a whitey bitch, like first and foremost, you're not
<v Speaker 1>supposed to see the Raven character and identify with him.
<v Speaker 1>I don't think. I don't think that was ever the idea.
<v Speaker 1>I think the idea was that you were supposed to
<v Speaker 1>kind of despise this guy for using his childhood trauma
<v Speaker 1>as an excuse to be completely insufferable, you know, to
<v Speaker 1>everybody he encounters. I think that's what they were going for.
<v Speaker 2>But then people like him, well I did.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah. I think they kind of saw an anti hero,
<v Speaker 1>a guy who was like, you know, like emo about
<v Speaker 1>everything but still excelling, you know, kind of manipulating no failure. No,
<v Speaker 1>so yeah, he does this. Not Mayor Steve Richards counters,
<v Speaker 1>the Mayor gets a one back, Raven knocks him down.
<v Speaker 1>They do keep it kind of tight. And you know,
<v Speaker 1>as much as this seemed like a trumission slipped into
<v Speaker 1>a garbage match, they do some stuff that makes him
<v Speaker 1>look like solid rest.
<v Speaker 2>I was on my phone during this match. He said,
<v Speaker 2>fuck it, I don't care. Tony says, there's kind of
<v Speaker 2>like cult things Raven, right, yeah, yeah, cult. Indeed, Richard's
<v Speaker 2>on the apron and Raven hip checks him hard off
<v Speaker 2>the apron and he comes with the Cactus Jack style
<v Speaker 2>elbow when he does it again, but this time he
<v Speaker 2>falls not on his hip like Cactus used to, but
<v Speaker 2>down onto his knees does Raven and I used to
<v Speaker 2>love that little WCW step stage they had for the
<v Speaker 2>for the carametman that stands out here. Raven loads a
<v Speaker 2>chair in the ring. I remember this feeling extreme. You know,
<v Speaker 2>It's like I couldn't see e CW on television back then,
<v Speaker 2>so like right, when Raven comes to WCW, it actually
<v Speaker 2>puts a guy's face into a chair. It felt like
<v Speaker 2>I was seeing something I wasn't supposed to see. He
<v Speaker 2>does the whip and the drop toe hold where the
<v Speaker 2>guy's face falls on the seat of the folded out chair,
<v Speaker 2>and I remember thinking that was quite innovative at the time,
<v Speaker 2>that you know, it's one thing to grab a guy
<v Speaker 2>and smash his face into a chair, but he found
<v Speaker 2>a way to make it look like a wrestling hold,
<v Speaker 2>and he does a bulldog out of the corner on
<v Speaker 2>of the seat of the chair as well does Raven.
<v Speaker 2>Tony says, Raven has his tongue pierced. Good stuff. He says,
<v Speaker 2>what wouldever cause a man to do that? Chairs leaned
<v Speaker 2>up in the corner, reverse whip and Raven sails into
<v Speaker 2>the chair back first. Raven comes up though before Stevie
<v Speaker 2>Richard's no problem barely sells it. Stevie goes to the gut,
<v Speaker 2>right hand jabs, running fore arm drops Raven irishipping a
<v Speaker 2>sidewalk slam by Stevie Richards gets to. Stevie tunes up
<v Speaker 2>the band because remember he was kind of a mockery
<v Speaker 2>of Sean Michaels. At the end of the day, Eve
<v Speaker 2>though he was called big Stevie cool. But the superkick
<v Speaker 2>caught spun around. A schoolboy gets to back up. Raven
<v Speaker 2>with a clothes line gets to and then a whip
<v Speaker 2>a right to the gut, doubles over Stevie Richards and
<v Speaker 2>then there he is. He hooks that DDT and boom
<v Speaker 2>they rise to their feet as Raven lands the DDT
<v Speaker 2>and gets with just one arm, the one, two and
<v Speaker 2>the three five minutes and one second. Raven makes a
<v Speaker 2>successful WCWW penning Stevie Richards here at Clash of the Champions.
<v Speaker 2>They put him over on commentaries an impressive and big
<v Speaker 2>time player. And we move up now to Dragon Ultimate
<v Speaker 2>Dragon versus Alex Right. Yeah, now before we get a
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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I'd like to set up a tryout? Please?
<v Speaker 2>Yeah? Please? Could I? Could I have a tryout to train?
<v Speaker 1>Imagine some of the bitch ass motherfuckers who came through that.
<v Speaker 1>Shouldn't I need it? Shouldn't you have to train in
<v Speaker 1>order to try out? Shouldn't there be something in the
<v Speaker 1>minimum requirement such as comment eight hundred number.
<v Speaker 2>Or like you know, also, I'm curious what is the
<v Speaker 2>Rave review exactly from a Good Morning America. Yeah, they
<v Speaker 2>probably should a piece on it, no sound bite, no
<v Speaker 2>sound bite saying like, you know, fill that in Good
<v Speaker 2>Morning America. Thought it was decent or something like a
<v Speaker 2>decent wrestling school if you want to get into fake
<v Speaker 2>shit Rave review, it's the most vague. It's like, I
<v Speaker 2>don't believe that they actually let the review Raven review. Brother,
<v Speaker 2>it wasn't a review.
<v Speaker 1>It's just I think they did a piece on like,
<v Speaker 1>isn't this interesting a school where you learn to be
<v Speaker 1>a wrestler. Yeah, it's much more to.
<v Speaker 2>It than that.
<v Speaker 1>Mike Toenay's in the Isleway and he says he's been
<v Speaker 1>recently working on a documentary about Mexican Hucha Libra and
<v Speaker 1>he had a chance to talk with the Ultimate Dragon
<v Speaker 1>as part of it. But first let's take a video
<v Speaker 1>look at the WCW TV champ and they talk about
<v Speaker 1>all this stuff about how Ultimo Dragon was rejected in
<v Speaker 1>his homeland by New Japan and had to go to
<v Speaker 1>Mexico to prove himself and won the eight titles of
<v Speaker 1>the j Crown as we saw in the recent World
<v Speaker 1>War three shiow and since its arrival in WCW after
<v Speaker 1>splitting from Sonny Ono, he has been on somewhat of
<v Speaker 1>a tear. They talked about how being in Mexico caused
<v Speaker 1>a bit of a translation problem, and this is where
<v Speaker 1>they decide, finally, once and for all in WCW that
<v Speaker 1>he is to be called Ultimo Dragon and not Ultimo
<v Speaker 1>Dragon and not Ultimate Dragon. Excuse me. This is where
<v Speaker 1>they set that in stone and never go back on it.
<v Speaker 1>They never call him Ultimate Dragon ever again.
<v Speaker 2>Come on, I mean they had to do all this
<v Speaker 2>to fucking get that right.
<v Speaker 1>Working hard. It's Ultimo Ultimate, that is to say, last
<v Speaker 1>and Dragon is a play on Bruce Lee, who they
<v Speaker 1>show clips of Ultimo Dragons sing himself as the last Dragon,
<v Speaker 1>the last sort of student of Bruce Lee. That was
<v Speaker 1>what he was going for. So we come back and
<v Speaker 1>Alex comes out doing the dance Alex Right Dragon comes
<v Speaker 1>out Yeah to his music, which pairs nicely with left
<v Speaker 1>right left right kick boom booms with a spin kick
<v Speaker 1>at the end. If you want to create your own
<v Speaker 1>little Titan tron at home, Yeah comes out with the
<v Speaker 1>TV strap in green and Big Pyro actually burst behind
<v Speaker 1>Altimate Dragon startles him for a second and he like
<v Speaker 1>shivers like he's being shot at. Toenay on the call
<v Speaker 1>of course joining because he's got the insight to Waltimore
<v Speaker 1>Dragon's career. And they talk about how last Saturday on
<v Speaker 1>TBS is when Alex Right lost to the cruiserweight title
<v Speaker 1>to Christ Jericho.
<v Speaker 2>Did did Mike Toennay's documentary ever come out?
<v Speaker 1>I don't know. Maybe it aired in piecemeal form and
<v Speaker 1>w CB television, but not to my out as a
<v Speaker 1>distinct discreet product. I don't think, you know. And they
<v Speaker 1>talk about how Alton Dragon's done better since leaving SONYONO
<v Speaker 1>and heen and pipes up at that, of course, having
<v Speaker 1>had a storyline alliance with Sonny Oo at one time,
<v Speaker 1>he says, how could you make a stupid statement like that?
<v Speaker 1>When he was with sonnyon No, he had eight belts
<v Speaker 1>and now he has one, And Dusty says, well, that
<v Speaker 1>is the TV title the most prestigious in WCW. I
<v Speaker 1>remember thinking that was quite something that they gave somebody
<v Speaker 1>who they expressly brought in to anchor the cruiserweight division
<v Speaker 1>and just be kind of put in the corner as
<v Speaker 1>a cruiserweight the TV title. I was like, Wow, I
<v Speaker 1>felt the same way when they put the US strap
<v Speaker 1>on Dean Malenko. It's like, these cruiserweights are actually going
<v Speaker 1>to be allowed to get belts that aren't cruiserweight titles.
<v Speaker 1>And I felt the same way to Alex Right, and
<v Speaker 1>then they went back to giving him the cruiserweight belt.
<v Speaker 1>Very confusing, And yeah, today doesn't indeed acknowledge that the
<v Speaker 1>TV title is prestigious and has been defended in high
<v Speaker 1>profile matches over the years. It's Ultimo Dragon versus Alex
<v Speaker 1>Right here at the clash of the champions, lock up
<v Speaker 1>in a nice hip throw judo style in the early
<v Speaker 1>going by Alex Right, lock up to the Phil Nelson
<v Speaker 1>and the snap mare and gloating. Is Alex Right feeding
<v Speaker 1>Ultimate Dragon and some catches catch can't exchange his boss. Yes, indeed,
<v Speaker 1>anyone knows catching it's Alex Right. You're damn fucking right.
<v Speaker 1>We get go ahead, walk up here, and then Alex
<v Speaker 1>Wright goes to the ask you a question, actually question,
<v Speaker 1>so do we know can we get confirmation that this
<v Speaker 1>is that that people that that people actually danced like
<v Speaker 1>dos Wundkin in the discothech. That's a great question because
<v Speaker 1>this is very very important to me, like did they
<v Speaker 1>actually is this actually a dance that people did in
<v Speaker 1>La Disco tech so much to ask Alex Right that question, Yeah,
<v Speaker 1>because like I'm I'm it's it's gotta be one of
<v Speaker 1>the dumber dances I've ever seen in my life, you know,
<v Speaker 1>like like the fucking the you know, the hand up
<v Speaker 1>and then the foot out and the hand up in
<v Speaker 1>the foot all.
<v Speaker 2>It's just a fucking dumb ass dance. Tremendous, like I feel,
<v Speaker 2>I'll tell you what. It does feel very not to
<v Speaker 2>not to offend any of our European listeners, but it
<v Speaker 2>does sound very if it looks very European or.
<v Speaker 1>European, Yeah, something that looks like could bring.
<v Speaker 2>Them something to do. A German would be like this
<v Speaker 2>is the way, this is the cool lights, funky techno beats.
<v Speaker 2>That's right, yes, do the techno so.
<v Speaker 1>Wonder top wrist lock by wonder can d to the
<v Speaker 1>arm ringer and Alex Right tumbles through, does the kip
<v Speaker 1>up in a cart wheel and kicks off. Both do
<v Speaker 1>and they kip up at the same time. So it's
<v Speaker 1>even exchanges here. Back to the wristlock. Yeah, exactly, you're
<v Speaker 1>supposed to clap at that point, all right, Alex right
<v Speaker 1>to the wristlock. Who Dragon tumbles away and Alex right
<v Speaker 1>front flips on the cell. I always love that when
<v Speaker 1>you wring out the arm and the guy does a
<v Speaker 1>front flip.
<v Speaker 2>Yes, fun to hear.
<v Speaker 1>Dusty try to figure out how to pronounce Dragon's name
<v Speaker 1>as we go back, Well, I.
<v Speaker 2>Think, I think, yeah, I got a couple dusty things here. Uh,
<v Speaker 2>here's one of them. I know one of them does
<v Speaker 2>the ultim Dragon or whatever the fuck he does. Yea.
<v Speaker 8>Sometimes you get mean on, you get an attitude, and
<v Speaker 8>you go ahead and bust out on your own, and
<v Speaker 8>I really believe that's what Alex.
<v Speaker 6>Wright has done.
<v Speaker 8>But you're so right on, Mike the Ultimate dragoned ultimate Ultimold,
<v Speaker 8>drag off whatever you want to falling that if really poundful.
<v Speaker 6>Power us that, don't think a lot. He's as good
<v Speaker 6>as you're going to see anywhere.
<v Speaker 1>Fun Now you got me all fucked up with him.
<v Speaker 8>Sometimes you get mean on at autitude, go ahead and
<v Speaker 8>bust out on your own, And I really believe that
<v Speaker 8>can go.
<v Speaker 2>As soon as you get an attitude, you go bust
<v Speaker 2>that on your own. And I really believe what.
<v Speaker 6>Alex Right has done. That's what you're so right.
<v Speaker 2>You're so right.
<v Speaker 8>Drag on, ultimate, ultimold, drag off whatever you want to
<v Speaker 8>falling that if really poundful.
<v Speaker 6>Power us that. Don't think a lot. He's as good
<v Speaker 6>as you're going to see anywhere.
<v Speaker 2>I mean, it's like like, I just like my picture
<v Speaker 2>this right, you get a like a medium shot of
<v Speaker 2>Dusty Road saying this line, and then you cut Tony
<v Speaker 2>Shiavanni just staring at him with a blank stare, and
<v Speaker 2>just like, what the fuck.
<v Speaker 1>It's funny like a picture, you know, just non plus
<v Speaker 1>just blinking.
<v Speaker 2>Tonty had that great stare. You know, it's just like,
<v Speaker 2>you know, it's like that. It's like he's rolling his eyes,
<v Speaker 2>but he's not rolling his eyes. He did it all
<v Speaker 2>the time with heen and and I can imagine him
<v Speaker 2>doing that with Dusty sitting here, like you know, with
<v Speaker 2>no fucking underwear on, just fucking flesh, flesh, sweat and
<v Speaker 2>you know, uh, feces on on denim. Okay, feces flesh
<v Speaker 2>and sweat on denim and maybe like you know, droplets
<v Speaker 2>of you in as well from what just to put
<v Speaker 2>that in there. This is important. This is you know,
<v Speaker 2>you got people are going through a right understand what
<v Speaker 2>Tony had to deal with here. And that's not even
<v Speaker 2>to comment on the upper body, you know.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, and all that lurks under the flop sweat.
<v Speaker 2>Under the bitch tits there. Come on, it's a deep cavern,
<v Speaker 2>you know, Like we're talking crumbs at least, all right,
<v Speaker 2>probably a fucking power bar under there.
<v Speaker 1>He says, He says, hold on, he says, we're talking
<v Speaker 1>crumbs at least. I don't get why people don't understand
<v Speaker 1>how important it is to consider the nature of that
<v Speaker 1>kind of fact, you know what I mean. Definitely, you
<v Speaker 1>can't just like act like it's not the most interesting
<v Speaker 1>thing about the guy.
<v Speaker 2>Listen, listen, you know, I've if I'm in the position,
<v Speaker 2>I've found a crumb and whatever. It's like, you know,
<v Speaker 2>it happens. But we're talking. He's got folds, all right,
<v Speaker 2>Like he's got he's he's got more folds than laundry,
<v Speaker 2>more folds than Ben he's got Ben's got five fucking
<v Speaker 2>Dusty's got like eighty Ben folds five. Yeah, he's got
<v Speaker 2>uncle bends, but he's got Dusty folds.
<v Speaker 1>Eighty dust he holds eighty pounds. I mean we're talking
<v Speaker 1>like you have to cover the picnic table in newspaper
<v Speaker 1>because what he's gonna eat just needs to get laid out.
<v Speaker 1>It's plates.
<v Speaker 2>Yes, you know what I mean. There's no listen. If
<v Speaker 2>he has to lift the food, there is a chance
<v Speaker 2>to get it gets lost before it ends up in
<v Speaker 2>his mouth right like he's found like slices of pepperoni
<v Speaker 2>underneath his fucking mammory glands. They got another one in
<v Speaker 2>the good tasty baby?
<v Speaker 1>Did he put chicken stock under there again? But that
<v Speaker 1>I give him the flavor gives him fat. That he's
<v Speaker 1>chicken stock so gross.
<v Speaker 2>It is fucking fucking like wrings out his arm over
<v Speaker 2>a fucking pot to get a chicken stock.
<v Speaker 1>So would tell me where the problem starts.
<v Speaker 2>And Codins doesn't understand anything different. That's how he had
<v Speaker 2>soup when he was a kid. Daddy would wring out
<v Speaker 2>his arm.
<v Speaker 1>Why would he put it in his body like that?
<v Speaker 1>Why wouldn't you just put it in the pot? Why
<v Speaker 1>did it end up?
<v Speaker 11>Did end up in a way to secrete from his body?
<v Speaker 11>Its forms leaks from his pores.
<v Speaker 1>It's such an inefficient way to do it, decision.
<v Speaker 2>Just go to the store and buy a fucking can.
<v Speaker 2>I'm not gonna ring it out, daddy, It's natural. It's
<v Speaker 2>like nothing.
<v Speaker 1>He pops chicken stock tablets like caramels.
<v Speaker 2>You know, I know, it's like he eats. He eats
<v Speaker 2>like a chicken bullion, So they fucking comes out like
<v Speaker 2>he eats. He eats.
<v Speaker 1>He eats about fifty bullions, and then he goes in
<v Speaker 1>the hot tub and then he for an half hour,
<v Speaker 1>and then he gets out and he just ladles the
<v Speaker 1>hot tub soup into the pot.
<v Speaker 2>Fucking fucking hot tub.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, the soup tastes like chlorine. Why make it that way?
<v Speaker 1>Just put it in the hot water in the house,
<v Speaker 1>and don't put it in your body first.
<v Speaker 2>Just go to the store.
<v Speaker 6>You're fucking idiot.
<v Speaker 2>But he loves bullion. That's what they said in the back.
<v Speaker 1>Oh my god, it was the Bully in the Woods.
<v Speaker 2>Better than the Bully and the wolf Ship.
<v Speaker 5>I like that.
<v Speaker 1>Ha been better than bullshit of the woods, which is what.
<v Speaker 2>I do too. The Woods is way better.
<v Speaker 6>Oh my god.
<v Speaker 1>All right, I guess what we're trying to say is
<v Speaker 1>Dusty's on the call, and it's.
<v Speaker 2>And he's he's good, he's good. Deeps the word. Oh god,
<v Speaker 2>all right, yeah.
<v Speaker 1>Back up and wrenching the arm is ultimate dragon and
<v Speaker 1>Alex right to the ropes and pokes the eye to
<v Speaker 1>get free.
<v Speaker 2>Oh yeah. And Dusty has a comment on that.
<v Speaker 6>He's on a train called plumb in the eye and
<v Speaker 6>that's the bloody hand. He's gonna have to go ahead
<v Speaker 6>and have a stand.
<v Speaker 2>And that's right.
<v Speaker 8>Is after something and he wants it bad and he's
<v Speaker 8>gonna do anything and get the power to go ahead
<v Speaker 8>and take it from him.
<v Speaker 6>We've seen it that that was no fancy move. That
<v Speaker 6>was no lucha libra move.
<v Speaker 8>That was the old fashion thumb ride an eyeball that
<v Speaker 8>took him down, No luke you libra move.
<v Speaker 1>That took him a minute and a half to talk
<v Speaker 1>about the ipoke there he saw the world of that eyepoke.
<v Speaker 2>He's like David Lynch, He's like he really did like
<v Speaker 2>like like like that eepoke. There was so much story,
<v Speaker 2>you know, there was so much story for Dusty.
<v Speaker 1>And thank god the announcers are there to point it out.
<v Speaker 2>Huh again again, Like Tony just like looks and then
<v Speaker 2>this looks back to them.
<v Speaker 1>I can't be expected to respond to that.
<v Speaker 2>Like like he's he's, he's like Art Donovan right now,
<v Speaker 2>mm hmm, Like I think Art Donovan made more sense.
<v Speaker 2>He's getting there, But he's, he's, he's, it's it's really like,
<v Speaker 2>it's it's just it's and you know, I can, I
<v Speaker 2>can appreciate the idea that you know, you kind of
<v Speaker 2>have to keep talking, you know, like he can't take
<v Speaker 2>a pause because he knows that that that that's dead air.
<v Speaker 2>If he takes a pause to think about what it
<v Speaker 2>is that he's trying to say, then he's then he's dead.
<v Speaker 2>He's completely dead. So he's just going to speak. And
<v Speaker 2>it's I mean, every time he's on the call, I
<v Speaker 2>see him, I get excited because I cannot wait for
<v Speaker 2>because especially you know I I I watched it with
<v Speaker 2>the subtitles on, and that makes it even better, Yeah,
<v Speaker 2>for sure, because because half the time it's confused, right,
<v Speaker 2>the subtitles are already like they don't know what he's saying,
<v Speaker 2>and so it's saying, it's making up other words that
<v Speaker 2>it's it's just it's so spectacular, dusty, Dustusty, He's you
<v Speaker 2>talk about a gift that's given to us for ten years.
<v Speaker 2>Oh seriously.
<v Speaker 1>So Alex Wright comes off the rope to the shoulder
<v Speaker 1>block attempt, and Ultimate Dragon stands there with his arms folded,
<v Speaker 1>to a big pop. They like that he can stand
<v Speaker 1>up to him that way. Alex Wright dares him, and
<v Speaker 1>Ultimate Dragon runs him over with his own shoulder block
<v Speaker 1>and that gets a great pop as he kind of out.
<v Speaker 2>I mean, listen, it's not hard for fucking Alex Right,
<v Speaker 2>I mean to stand up to Ultimate Dragon.
<v Speaker 1>So fucking tiny well Dragon stands up to all right,
<v Speaker 1>that's what that's what the moment is. Yeah, right, So
<v Speaker 1>he goes here to the leapfrog. This Dragon stops in
<v Speaker 1>a diamond stomps Alex right between the eyes as he's
<v Speaker 1>laying on the mat going for a monkey flip, and
<v Speaker 1>then Ultimate Dragon chops him the corner whips reversed uphead
<v Speaker 1>stand as Dragon used to do, which used to freeze
<v Speaker 1>his opponents in place. I never understood that. And Alex
<v Speaker 1>Right turns around and waits and takes the drop kick
<v Speaker 1>to the chest.
<v Speaker 2>I know, like just seriously, like you just stand the
<v Speaker 2>hole and.
<v Speaker 1>The series of left right martial arts kicks and the
<v Speaker 1>spin kip, which always got a nice pop, very nice
<v Speaker 1>and tight from Dragon. He does snap mare, a huge
<v Speaker 1>kick between the shoulders of Alex Right, and then a
<v Speaker 1>mayor to the sleeper hole. Right sits down in a
<v Speaker 1>jawbreaker to break it, and Ultimate Dragon shoots him off
<v Speaker 1>drop down, up frog and then he's lifted into kind
<v Speaker 1>of like a power bomb spinebuster combination and destroys him.
<v Speaker 1>My god, but Right doesn't go for the cover. What's
<v Speaker 1>wrong with Henen jumps all over him for that he
<v Speaker 1>should walk away from him?
<v Speaker 2>Stupid, He's an idiot, Like I mean, he's he's an
<v Speaker 2>idiot even from a fake wrestling standpoint, right, Like, forget
<v Speaker 2>about the idea that it's supposed to you know, we're
<v Speaker 2>feigning realism, Like, dude, why aren't you covering the guy
<v Speaker 2>totally to like tell that story? Like why are you
<v Speaker 2>fucking moron?
<v Speaker 1>Whip to the corner side backbreaker and he takes the
<v Speaker 1>time to gloat on his knees as he and his
<v Speaker 1>screaming cover the man. He does, but it's for two
<v Speaker 1>rufree Mark Curtis aka Brian Hildebrand presiding European appercut as
<v Speaker 1>you can imagine from Alex Right and another backbreaker gets
<v Speaker 1>to and then A whipped to the corner and I
<v Speaker 1>got wrench suplex by day.
<v Speaker 2>Dude fucking tosses the dragon like a fucking rag.
<v Speaker 1>It's that with's a nice snap. Should the match un
<v Speaker 1>During the break, Tony says, we're gonna show you instant
<v Speaker 1>replay upon our return.
<v Speaker 2>Bizarre.
<v Speaker 1>They go into the phone announcements announcement has been paid
<v Speaker 1>for by the New World Order and.
<v Speaker 2>Three two what hey, everybody's talking about the shirts and
<v Speaker 2>they're gone. They're gone. Get your end t shirt for
<v Speaker 2>a twenty bucks. Just can't wait.
<v Speaker 6>Zero n w All on the truck, Reld famous six
<v Speaker 6>plock on the back.
<v Speaker 2>I dared to buy the shirt.
<v Speaker 1>The order pretty good stuff.
<v Speaker 2>Six pock on the back.
<v Speaker 1>I dared to buy the shirt.
<v Speaker 2>Six What the fucks is that? What is this? What
<v Speaker 2>is six poc?
<v Speaker 1>I don't know. I mean that's what they called him
<v Speaker 1>because Tupac six pac.
<v Speaker 16>Oh.
<v Speaker 2>I get it?
<v Speaker 1>Two yeah, I get it now, But it does it's
<v Speaker 1>it's not it's a billiard ball that has a six
<v Speaker 1>on it? Is that a six poc?
<v Speaker 16>Now?
<v Speaker 2>I mean that's that's yeah.
<v Speaker 1>Pretty soon Sean Waltman wouldn't be able to cut the
<v Speaker 1>mustard in WCW anyway, so he'd be gone.
<v Speaker 2>It's very true, that's very true. He's got about six
<v Speaker 2>months left.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, yeah, you better buy the shirt. I dare to
<v Speaker 1>do it.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah.
<v Speaker 1>Uh sleeper hole by Alex Right and Alton Recon gets
<v Speaker 1>ready dropped down to me.
<v Speaker 2>I want to I want to meet the person who
<v Speaker 2>bought who bought the shirt. I don't know how how
<v Speaker 2>late they were selling it, but like bought the shirt,
<v Speaker 2>like right around WrestleMania fourteen.
<v Speaker 1>Fascinating, you know.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, how fast was he fired before he came into
<v Speaker 2>the company?
<v Speaker 1>Oh? Great question? When was that cut the mustard promo?
<v Speaker 2>Well, cut the mustard program was right the night after WrestleMania.
<v Speaker 1>Okay, well no, that was his cut the mustard, but
<v Speaker 1>there was that was a reference to Eric saying he
<v Speaker 1>couldn't cut the mustard on w CWTV. Oh he said
<v Speaker 1>that thunder Yeah yeah.
<v Speaker 2>Oh really I didn't know that. Yeah.
<v Speaker 1>Let's see, during October ninety seven he sustained a neck injury.
<v Speaker 1>So while Coop bringing it home, fired via Federal Express.
<v Speaker 2>Yep.
<v Speaker 1>So, but somewhere in the fall of ninety seven, yeah,
<v Speaker 1>probably in November December yeah, I guess. I'm sure there's
<v Speaker 1>more specific particulars out there, but I'll get you some
<v Speaker 1>of something of an idea. Yeah, I just couldn't cut
<v Speaker 1>the mustard. Someone said, I'm pretty sure it's bishoff. I'm
<v Speaker 1>pretty sure it was on Thunder. Just couldn't cut the mustard,
<v Speaker 1>and that pit pissed them off big time, Holland a
<v Speaker 1>big time.
<v Speaker 2>Yes.
<v Speaker 1>So Alex Right tumbles through and launches a clothesline dropping
<v Speaker 1>ultimate dragon that a body slam. He climbs to the
<v Speaker 1>top rope, he leaps into what bombs away, and he
<v Speaker 1>drop with a nice double through. Very nice Alex Right.
<v Speaker 1>He does the dance lucks on a sleeper after a
<v Speaker 1>vicious shot to the back of the head.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah.
<v Speaker 1>You know, when a guy's wide open and lets you
<v Speaker 1>elbow the back of his head like that, you might
<v Speaker 1>just want to do that thirty times and win the match.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, exact.
<v Speaker 1>I never certainly did it once. Wrestlers need to sell
<v Speaker 1>in a way that takes that away.
<v Speaker 2>From the guy.
<v Speaker 23>You know.
<v Speaker 1>The wrestlers have to sell it away where it's like,
<v Speaker 1>you know what, if I don't actually move, it makes
<v Speaker 1>the other guy look completely ridiculous. It makes the sport
<v Speaker 1>look completely fake that he didn't just do that to
<v Speaker 1>me over and over again until the.
<v Speaker 2>Other guy needs to catch up on it and fucking
<v Speaker 2>just keep elbowing.
<v Speaker 1>Well if he does that, you know, the thing is,
<v Speaker 1>if the wrestler's not going to move like, it really
<v Speaker 1>becomes a it really becomes an intenable situation, you know,
<v Speaker 1>because you'll think you'll think an idiot for stopping, but
<v Speaker 1>you also look an idiot if you elbow them a
<v Speaker 1>hundred times and the mattress continues. It's it's it's I
<v Speaker 1>feel like it's an incumbent on the wrestler who's selling.
<v Speaker 2>To do but to do the think you could do,
<v Speaker 2>you could do more, to just get him because at
<v Speaker 2>some point you're gonna say, okay, we got to stop this,
<v Speaker 2>and he's gonna he's gonna move because he realizes, wait
<v Speaker 2>a minute, this is ridiculous. You keep elbowing me.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, yeah, you know interesting.
<v Speaker 9>Uh.
<v Speaker 1>They should ban back of the head strikes, by the way,
<v Speaker 1>in pro wrestling they should not be allowed. If they're
<v Speaker 1>not allowed in boxing or MMA, they're way too dangerous
<v Speaker 1>and to ever allow it and wrestling without the guy
<v Speaker 1>being like on the shelf for eight months to completely
<v Speaker 1>strange credulity and is unnecessary. Sure hate to take Seth
<v Speaker 1>Rowlins finisher away and stuff, but it's really ridiculous.
<v Speaker 2>Take away his fucking finisher, take away everything about Seth Rowlins,
<v Speaker 2>take away his reality.
<v Speaker 1>Alex right with his feet on the ropes where a
<v Speaker 1>sleeper hole applied. Ultimate Dragon backs up with some elbows
<v Speaker 1>to break free. He ducks two, does the baseball slide
<v Speaker 1>underneath backdrop, but no, as Dragon used to do when
<v Speaker 1>someone tried to backdrop and me, he'd cart wheel over
<v Speaker 1>land on his feet and hook on a sleeper of
<v Speaker 1>his own, not the Dragon sleeper, Tony points out, but
<v Speaker 1>a sleeper none the lights. Alex Wright tries a back
<v Speaker 1>suplex to counter, but Ultimate Dragon lands on his feet
<v Speaker 1>and dumps Alex right with I don't know what something.
<v Speaker 2>Uh.
<v Speaker 1>They do a double down double clothes line, then the
<v Speaker 1>exchange and chops your peter cut by Alex right. Down
<v Speaker 1>goes Dragon. Alex right hooks a backsupplex, climbs up, but
<v Speaker 1>no Dragon breaks free, hits a springboard dropkick, knocking Alex.
<v Speaker 2>Right off of It's all crazy that that whole sequence
<v Speaker 2>up there. Actually it was pretty good it is good.
<v Speaker 2>Up on the top rope there, yep, that was wild.
<v Speaker 1>To the floor the carpet. They go. Dragon does the
<v Speaker 1>six one nine through the ropes and then a piscado dive,
<v Speaker 1>leveling Alex right. But he no, he doesn't love him.
<v Speaker 1>Actually at Wright side steps and Ulti Dragon crashes and
<v Speaker 1>burns on the floor. Yeah, that's wild. So many black
<v Speaker 1>T shirts and jeans and black sneakers in that audience. Man,
<v Speaker 1>Oh my god, the uniform of the nineties, the late nineties.
<v Speaker 1>Then Dragon whips him into the rail and does a
<v Speaker 1>springboard ASII moonsalt, taking out Alex right on the floor.
<v Speaker 1>Back end he's perched. Dragon climbs to the top rope,
<v Speaker 1>hits some chops, climbs the ropes, Alex right elbows out
<v Speaker 1>of the position, turns around and hooks a super plex,
<v Speaker 1>but no, Ultimore Dragon blocks it and Gourd busts Alex
<v Speaker 1>right off the top down to the canvas. Very sloppy landing,
<v Speaker 1>Uh didn't really land flat landing on his knees and
<v Speaker 1>all of that La maistraw cradle by Dragon gets too
<v Speaker 1>crowd with oh on that one, they I thought it
<v Speaker 1>was over whipped to the corner hands spring back elbow
<v Speaker 1>as Dragon used to do, but Alex Wright tucks in
<v Speaker 1>a back elbow to the back of the head of
<v Speaker 1>the Soaring Dragon, stacks him up with his feet in
<v Speaker 1>the ropes. That only gets two wastlock standing switch Dragon suplex,
<v Speaker 1>but no, alex Wright drops on and rolls forward. Yes,
<v Speaker 1>that's the first for two back up. Alex Wright then
<v Speaker 1>explodes with the German Bridge combination one two three the
<v Speaker 1>hometown supplex got it. Thirteen minutes fifty five seconds. Alex
<v Speaker 1>Wright defeats Ultimore Dragon, the longest match on the show,
<v Speaker 1>by the way, to become the new television champion here
<v Speaker 1>at Clash of the Champions. Very nice finish, very nice German.
<v Speaker 1>Two new champions thus far. And then he does the
<v Speaker 1>dance and heads to the back. And what's funny in
<v Speaker 1>these moments when Steve McMichael holds the US title up
<v Speaker 1>to the camera after winning, when Alex Wright holds the
<v Speaker 1>TV title. I've probably talked about this over the years.
<v Speaker 1>I used to have this like hobby of trying to
<v Speaker 1>freeze frame pictures from wrestling shows because I had a
<v Speaker 1>thing that could hook up a VCR to my computer,
<v Speaker 1>and like, oh, you take pictures, and I'd always want
<v Speaker 1>if someone was a champion, I would always want a picture,
<v Speaker 1>not just of them, but I'd want a picture of
<v Speaker 1>them with their belt. Yes, And it would always be
<v Speaker 1>such a thrill when the guy would pose in a
<v Speaker 1>very photogenetic way with the belt right after winning it,
<v Speaker 1>because then that's the one I could grab. And I
<v Speaker 1>still remember to this day watching this show back that
<v Speaker 1>these were the moments I got. Steve McMichael with the
<v Speaker 1>US title and Alex right with the TV title.
<v Speaker 2>It's brilliant.
<v Speaker 1>I'd us to be big Boys public enemy doing a
<v Speaker 1>merchandise commercial. Here it's a big boy shopping network and
<v Speaker 1>we got to steal for you.
<v Speaker 2>I got it for you here. Here it is, y'all,
<v Speaker 2>welcome to the Big Boy Shop the network. And if
<v Speaker 2>we gotta steal for you.
<v Speaker 14>Jill you it's the official w c W backpack. It's tough, adorable,
<v Speaker 14>it's undistructible.
<v Speaker 4>One of your sounds.
<v Speaker 3>Get George WCW backpack for only twenty five dollars.
<v Speaker 2>Just call one.
<v Speaker 5>He's at r w c W eight six.
<v Speaker 1>What's a while. Then, like all the other commercials for merchandise,
<v Speaker 1>they don't say phone number lo longer active over the
<v Speaker 1>eight hundred.
<v Speaker 2>I know, I know that's the weird thing like that
<v Speaker 2>one apparently is still active. You can buy that shirt.
<v Speaker 2>Here comes Eddie. Yep, got the.
<v Speaker 1>Look now, no singlet strand stringy hair bandana looking like
<v Speaker 1>a dominic really does he really does Miss Jericho without
<v Speaker 1>aforementioned music. It's christ Jericho versus Eddie Guerrero up next.
<v Speaker 1>Are you ready to come on bebe you know the deal?
<v Speaker 2>Yes.
<v Speaker 1>Tony makes a reference that the Pyro is too close
<v Speaker 1>for comfort tonight. Apparently it's singing their their eyebrow hair.
<v Speaker 2>Oh, I can imagine it's gonna suck.
<v Speaker 1>Okay, Yes, here we go. Eddie comes into the camera says,
<v Speaker 1>I am the new Cruiserweight champion, whether you like it
<v Speaker 1>or not, so get used to it. There's another weird
<v Speaker 1>one where Guerrero was US champion, you know when he
<v Speaker 1>first came in and then he falls the Cruiserweight title.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I know, it's like it's kind of sad.
<v Speaker 1>So they circle. Eddie, pointing to somebody, says, you've got
<v Speaker 1>to deal with this baby.
<v Speaker 2>Are you ready?
<v Speaker 1>You know it's won't pointing to his body yet because
<v Speaker 1>he's very proud of his new physique. He had been
<v Speaker 1>he had been out with the torn Pack for months
<v Speaker 1>and come back looking great.
<v Speaker 9>Uh.
<v Speaker 1>Guerreral to the headlock and to the waist and sneaks
<v Speaker 1>through a snapmare takeover and says to Christ Cericho said,
<v Speaker 1>oh you got if, so you're in trouble, acting real cocky.
<v Speaker 1>Here a new side of Eddie Guerrero coming through big time.
<v Speaker 1>Christ Jericho looking left to right, trying to get the
<v Speaker 1>crowd to chance something. I'm not sure what it was.
<v Speaker 1>To the hamlet, to the hammer lock, goes Eddie Guerrero
<v Speaker 1>and the wristlock takedown and he grabs the waist as
<v Speaker 1>Christ Ciericho comes up, spins around and hits an arm
<v Speaker 1>drag and a drop kick, and Eddie Garrero complains about
<v Speaker 1>a hair pole, which of course didn't even come remotely close.
<v Speaker 2>To that is hilarious, by the way, like like he
<v Speaker 2>because he he actually tries to do it. Yeah, it's
<v Speaker 2>really funny.
<v Speaker 1>Crowd on their feet, like, no way, he didn't do that.
<v Speaker 1>As Curtis asks the fans for their thoughts, Bobby says,
<v Speaker 1>yeah what if? Jericho says, yeah, I did. I pulled
<v Speaker 1>his hair, you know, weren't you gonna do from there?
<v Speaker 1>A good point side headlock, push off tackle. You can
<v Speaker 1>just qualify me. I know you won't. Over the top,
<v Speaker 1>goest Jericho. Leap frog caught and gorilla pressed to the canvas.
<v Speaker 1>Was Eddie Guerrero. Nice display of power there from Chris
<v Speaker 1>Jericho who does a chop and a whip and a
<v Speaker 1>high pancake. And Eddie scurries on his knees to the
<v Speaker 1>referee like he used to do. That was always so
<v Speaker 1>great when he would run on his knees and Terror
<v Speaker 1>hits the floor and takes a ton of shit from
<v Speaker 1>the fans. Is Eddie Guerrero? Some kid mad dogs him
<v Speaker 1>and even throws up four fingers in his face. Bobby says,
<v Speaker 1>it's stupid that that section of the building. Obviously, he
<v Speaker 1>says the Clampets made it tonight in a reference to
<v Speaker 1>the Beverly Hillbillies. That's heenen coming with better old references
<v Speaker 1>than Jane. I'll give him that. And Eddie scurries around
<v Speaker 1>the corner and blindsides Jericho with a double axe handle
<v Speaker 1>hard shops by Guerrero whipping a back elbow puts down Jericho.
<v Speaker 1>Eddie goes out to the apron, does his classic outside
<v Speaker 1>in slinkshot headbutt, Dusty pudding over Eddie really big, that's
<v Speaker 1>right of the mark, and how he makes no mistakes
<v Speaker 1>and every time he's on point, he says, this is
<v Speaker 1>a guy that has to be reckoned, with bad attitude
<v Speaker 1>or not. And of course Dusty would carry over his
<v Speaker 1>bullishness for Eddie Guerrero into his position of creative influence
<v Speaker 1>at WWE. Around the time that Eddie Guerrero ascended to heights,
<v Speaker 1>we couldn't have foreseen for him necessarily, so Eddie purchased him.
<v Speaker 2>It's pretty it's pretty wild.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, it's fun to watch these old WTEW shows and
<v Speaker 1>see Dusty on commentary become impressed with people who would
<v Speaker 1>go on to be headliners at WWE. After WW closes,
<v Speaker 1>Eddie purchases him up, climbs, does a superherocin raana and
<v Speaker 1>snaps Jericho off beautifully with actual push through. You know
<v Speaker 1>a lot of times the top rope ranas they just
<v Speaker 1>kind of fall on cascade down, as if they just
<v Speaker 1>got dropped out of a helicopter.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I know, I'm not a fan of him.
<v Speaker 1>Usually Eddie would jump and push out, he'd use his
<v Speaker 1>arms to snap the guy over. That was good for two.
<v Speaker 1>Eddie to the knucklelock, walks the ropes and leaps into
<v Speaker 1>a hurkanana attempt to Jericho stops at midmotion and power
<v Speaker 1>bombs him hard to the canvas. He hooks the Boston
<v Speaker 1>crab at ger grabs the ropes yanked to the center,
<v Speaker 1>and this time Jericho does a giant swing.
<v Speaker 2>Oh, I know, that's crazy they have nowhere.
<v Speaker 1>Don't see that often from Jericho, and then he umblet
<v Speaker 1>into the ropes half dizzy. Eddie makes a money face
<v Speaker 1>like he's in a trance being so dizzy. Jericho does
<v Speaker 1>a spin heel kick that puts Eddie to the floor,
<v Speaker 1>and then he tries to springboard planche it, but disastrously
<v Speaker 1>his foot gets caught up and he is that.
<v Speaker 2>What it is. I wasn't sure if Eddie did that
<v Speaker 2>or if it was a mistake.
<v Speaker 1>I think it was him. Yeah, his foot hit the
<v Speaker 1>buckle when he was trying to sail over the ropes
<v Speaker 1>to the apron. They go, maybe he was still dizzy
<v Speaker 1>from the giant swing to the apron. They go, oh,
<v Speaker 1>you mean you mean that he did it all in
<v Speaker 1>k Fabe did what in k fabe. No, No, I
<v Speaker 1>don't think he pretended to fall because he did the swing.
<v Speaker 1>I think he might have been legitimately dizzy because of
<v Speaker 1>that spot, and that caused him to not be able
<v Speaker 1>to launch with the coordination he was accustomed to, because
<v Speaker 1>you don't really see Jericho blow that dive very often.
<v Speaker 2>No, not at all, not at all.
<v Speaker 1>Eddie immediately springs into action, takes the match to the apron,
<v Speaker 1>and then does that thing where he gets soup lex
<v Speaker 1>from the ring to the floor, and you can tell
<v Speaker 1>they were kind of hustling to get past that blown spot.
<v Speaker 1>Eddie lands on his feet on the outside, which isn't
<v Speaker 1>the ideal landing, but he does back in. Eddie cuts
<v Speaker 1>off Jericho, go's up top climbs and hits a great superplex.
<v Speaker 1>Love the way Eddie Garrel let his arm hang low
<v Speaker 1>before takeoff, Do you know what I mean?
<v Speaker 2>Yes?
<v Speaker 1>Yes, form was tremendous. He was in command that gets
<v Speaker 1>to whips reversed Eddie with the go behind. Jericho turns around,
<v Speaker 1>hooks up a power bomb that Eddie lands on his feet,
<v Speaker 1>baseball slide underneath, jumps over the shoulders of Jericho, goes
<v Speaker 1>into a wastelock and my god, does Jericho launch Eddi
<v Speaker 1>with a released German Oh here to work. It's it's
<v Speaker 1>I mean, it's that beautiful kind too. Where he you know,
<v Speaker 1>Eddie Eddie sacrifices correct, let's let's let's just understand. Put
<v Speaker 1>that on the table, the fact that Eddie Eddie is
<v Speaker 1>not their planet safe. He got on a plane. He
<v Speaker 1>flew from El Paso to Nashville standing switch waistlock or
<v Speaker 1>he think he's living in Tampa at the time, standing
<v Speaker 1>switch waistlock.
<v Speaker 2>And before he left on you know, on the plane
<v Speaker 2>to come to the show, he knew what he was
<v Speaker 2>going to do it right. He knew that he was
<v Speaker 2>risking injury, potential permanent injury to land on his shoulders, neck,
<v Speaker 2>in the back of his.
<v Speaker 1>Head because he came to Nashville to soar through the
<v Speaker 1>night air. It's not hard.
<v Speaker 2>He came to make people believe, and.
<v Speaker 1>I think he succeeded.
<v Speaker 2>He's like the fucking Polar Express.
<v Speaker 16>Wow.
<v Speaker 1>Wow, what an apt analogy. He pulls right up to
<v Speaker 1>your front door and he's gonna whisk you away on
<v Speaker 1>price where you can believe by the time it's over.
<v Speaker 2>Yep, back up, He's gonna fucking gonna fucking jingle jingle
<v Speaker 2>bells right in front, right next to your fucking and
<v Speaker 2>you're gonna hear it every single time.
<v Speaker 18>Damn.
<v Speaker 1>After the German, Jericho runs the ropes, hits a, tries
<v Speaker 1>to hit the moon south as a backflip, leans on
<v Speaker 1>his feet in the center of the ring leap frog,
<v Speaker 1>and Eddie comes off the middle rope of the springboard
<v Speaker 1>sunset flip, but Jericho rolls through Jack and aff criddle
<v Speaker 1>one to Eddie rolls jerichopp ended up and he hits
<v Speaker 1>up on top. They do like a convoluted one two.
<v Speaker 2>It was insane, like they just kept flopping and flipping
<v Speaker 2>him all over each other.
<v Speaker 1>He lends up sprawled with both legs hooked under his
<v Speaker 1>arms on Jericho not exactly what I think they were
<v Speaker 1>looking for in terms of tightness on the cover, but
<v Speaker 1>it's how it ended up Eddie. Jericho ends up on
<v Speaker 1>top of it Eddie for the one two three, six minutes,
<v Speaker 1>forty one seconds. Chris Jericho defends the Cruiserweight titled successfully
<v Speaker 1>against Eddie Guerrero. Here at Clash of the Champions. Eddie
<v Speaker 1>puts his hands on his hips and Jericho hands the
<v Speaker 1>belt and Eddie drop kicks him right in the face.
<v Speaker 1>Is handed the belt.
<v Speaker 2>Oh that dropkick was spectacular.
<v Speaker 1>Oh yeah, he's a pissed off motherfucker. Eddie hit some Rainbuster,
<v Speaker 1>puts the belt on Jericho's chest, climbs the ropes, and
<v Speaker 1>frog splashes the belt down onto Jericho's midsection. Points to
<v Speaker 1>the camera and says, you got lucky. Look at what
<v Speaker 1>happens when you get lucky. This replay brought to you
<v Speaker 1>by Valveleene. Yes, indeed, I still love how they show
<v Speaker 1>the entrance of the wrestler at the end of the
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<v Speaker 1>think credit could fairly be assigned to him. I'm not
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<v Speaker 1>including high voltage, and that's promoting of the upcoming paper.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, because because because we're we're definitely going to see
<v Speaker 2>fucking high voltage in a goddamn war games.
<v Speaker 1>There was a roughly sketched out plan when Meltza was
<v Speaker 1>talking about all the tag title switch changes that at
<v Speaker 1>one point someone suggested putting the belts on high Voltage
<v Speaker 1>for a big surprise to shake things up, So eventually
<v Speaker 1>Chaos would be a Chaos of High Voltage would be
<v Speaker 1>a tag champion with Rick Steiner in nineteen ninety eight.
<v Speaker 1>So those two weren't always totally off the drawing board,
<v Speaker 1>but I take your point. Here comes Pechosis to another
<v Speaker 1>song I used to love in WCW Boom Boom, and
<v Speaker 1>I defy you to listen to that and not feel
<v Speaker 1>some kind of way. Here comes Soniono with Silver King
<v Speaker 1>and the Biano's and Psychosis. This is the fore Man
<v Speaker 1>team to take on Juventude, super Clow, Hector Garza and
<v Speaker 1>Liz Mark Junior.
<v Speaker 2>Did anyone tell Psychosis that Howard Sturn wants his hairback?
<v Speaker 1>Oh my god, that is a new one. Mexican Stern
<v Speaker 1>under there.
<v Speaker 2>How Wardostern wardos?
<v Speaker 1>Is that how they say it?
<v Speaker 2>I actually try to look it up.
<v Speaker 21>There is.
<v Speaker 2>There is no like Spanish Howard would Howard is Howard,
<v Speaker 2>But I'm gonna call it how WARDO anyway.
<v Speaker 1>It so Colo and Vianno Four get it started wastelock
<v Speaker 1>and they tumble around as Mike and they talks about
<v Speaker 1>Luca six man tag team rules about how you can
<v Speaker 1>come in rest more.
<v Speaker 2>Is that Tony actually who talks about it? But here
<v Speaker 2>I got it here because it makes no fucking sense
<v Speaker 2>to me.
<v Speaker 20>Luta libra rules means you really don't need to make
<v Speaker 20>a tag. If you're on the outside, another man can
<v Speaker 20>come in. So we're just gonna call it as we
<v Speaker 20>see it. Oh, there's two other men.
<v Speaker 11>In the ring.
<v Speaker 6>I guess they'll be the leader.
<v Speaker 2>I don't understand. What if your partner, if you're partner
<v Speaker 2>is the one getting beaten on, you can just walk
<v Speaker 2>in and he's now illegal and you're illegal. Why does
<v Speaker 2>it everyone do this?
<v Speaker 1>He's getting beaten on? Where inside or outside the ring?
<v Speaker 2>If your guy is getting beaten down in the ring,
<v Speaker 2>your partner, According to tonants here, Lucha libre rules say
<v Speaker 2>that your partner can just walk in.
<v Speaker 1>You have to get thrown out of the ring. So
<v Speaker 1>if a guy from your team. Then yeah, yeah, play
<v Speaker 1>it again. Let's se if he says that, because that's
<v Speaker 1>how it that's how it is.
<v Speaker 20>Luta libri rules means you really don't need to make
<v Speaker 20>a tag if you're on the outside, another man can come.
<v Speaker 6>So we're just gonna call it as we see it. Oh,
<v Speaker 6>there's two other men.
<v Speaker 1>In the ring.
<v Speaker 2>I guess they'll be the leader.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, he doesn't explain it very well. He says when
<v Speaker 1>you're on the outside, which makes it sounds like when
<v Speaker 1>you're standing on the apron holding the tag rope. But
<v Speaker 1>what he means is when you get thrown to the outside,
<v Speaker 1>one of your partners can enter the ring as the
<v Speaker 1>line nun chan yep, So they were they were still
<v Speaker 1>learning what that meant at the time. In WW Colo
<v Speaker 1>with an arm drag head love, push off tackle Klo
<v Speaker 1>hits underneath the leap frog, leaps over and gets plugged
<v Speaker 1>with a right hand by Vieno. Four Today talks about
<v Speaker 1>how six of the wrestlers in this matter second generation
<v Speaker 1>as super Colo leaps into an ankle scissor and a
<v Speaker 1>push off and Fiano explodes with a lariat. Crowd kind
<v Speaker 1>of like menh early on. But yeah, yeah, but they
<v Speaker 1>do it.
<v Speaker 2>It's it's kind of just I mean, I don't know,
<v Speaker 2>I don't I know psychosis, I know, uh hoove and tude.
<v Speaker 2>That's it. I don't know anybody else.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, that makes sense. The other guys were just sort
<v Speaker 1>of there for Luca six Man's kind of showcase the style,
<v Speaker 1>but they never got individual pushes. Really, Laparka too, you would.
<v Speaker 2>Know is the park in there?
<v Speaker 5>Uh?
<v Speaker 2>Is he not?
<v Speaker 1>Does it not comebout?
<v Speaker 24>No?
<v Speaker 1>Oh, I'm sorry. A sign simply says, I am Laparka, sorry.
<v Speaker 2>Park is not there. I know Laparka, You right, He's
<v Speaker 2>not in there.
<v Speaker 1>Clo the Tilted World backbreaker on Viano when he asks
<v Speaker 1>other DQ's in this and Mike Tenane clarifies that certainly
<v Speaker 1>there are. Garza comes in, whip to the corner, missus
<v Speaker 1>a splash and super Colow flies into the corner and
<v Speaker 1>misses and oh yeah, and Garza cart wheels under a
<v Speaker 1>leap frog. Silver King backflips and does a hip toss.
<v Speaker 1>There's a six to one nine by Silver King. He tackles,
<v Speaker 1>Garza goes up top. There's a knucklelock, had a twirling
<v Speaker 1>arm drag, and then a big backbreaker off a tilt
<v Speaker 1>to whirl, whereas Dusty says the whirly bird. Hector clothesline
<v Speaker 1>Silver King out of the ring. Eden says, I've never
<v Speaker 1>seen the bird. So a Silver King take a beating
<v Speaker 1>like this. Dusty says, it matters to Miss King that
<v Speaker 1>this is happening.
<v Speaker 2>Okays as has he never seen Silver King before?
<v Speaker 1>I think that's kind of the joke. I think he's
<v Speaker 1>kind of being tongue in cheek about it. Move and
<v Speaker 1>Tude is still masked at the time. Don't forget that
<v Speaker 1>before they took his mask off in WW he was
<v Speaker 1>the guinea pig for the ray mysterio.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, he's uh, he's no less annoying mask correct. Correct?
<v Speaker 1>So Ghosts takes out It takes him out clean with
<v Speaker 1>a suit for kick. Nicky j Presiding over all this
<v Speaker 1>to the floor they go Guarz Andiano. Four are in
<v Speaker 1>the ring. Four men on the outside. There's a double
<v Speaker 1>monkey flopping Hector, Gards and Lismark Jr. In a double
<v Speaker 1>charge and a double backdrop out of the ring. Silver
<v Speaker 1>King is looking like Brad Garrett out there speaking of
<v Speaker 1>Romano Romano five Colo flip dive. This is where they
<v Speaker 1>do the big dives, Colod does the flip dive list
<v Speaker 1>marked plan Hoovey does air are soaring through the air after.
<v Speaker 2>It's like just like it's like just tossing themselves over
<v Speaker 2>behind the same little pile of garbage with.
<v Speaker 1>A suicide dive. He says, it looks like eight cab
<v Speaker 1>drivers in Mexico City fighting for a fair. And then
<v Speaker 1>guards It does his awesome corkscrew plancha from the top
<v Speaker 1>onto the piple and Scosis is flying in the corner
<v Speaker 1>for some reason. To see him in the corner, you're
<v Speaker 1>screened to soaring over the ropes. Heenan says he picked
<v Speaker 1>up a spear on that one because he basically took
<v Speaker 1>him down like bowling pins. Right, and then let's see
<v Speaker 1>Silver King gets put up top cloat as the ankle scissor,
<v Speaker 1>but Ono holds on so Klow falls to the canvas
<v Speaker 1>without flipping the guy off, and then Secosas scores off
<v Speaker 1>the top rope with a flying kiatine leg drop on
<v Speaker 1>a super colo for the one, two and the three
<v Speaker 1>four minutes fifty two seconds Scosis, Silver King Piano four
<v Speaker 1>and Piano five defeat Huventude Guerrera super Colo Hector Garza
<v Speaker 1>and lis Mark Junior. Here at Clash of the Champions,
<v Speaker 1>Heenen calls the finisher of the big Burrito, and Sonniono
<v Speaker 1>says Brito familiar into the camera as they celebrate Indeed
<v Speaker 1>and Jeans with their dinner and movie crew. He is, Indeed,
<v Speaker 1>I have this whole fucking thing getting if you're ready.
<v Speaker 5>Chep plod Man. Oh that looks fantastic. Head host of
<v Speaker 5>Dinner at a movie, Very dear coach, first of long time, Paul.
<v Speaker 2>Jeene, I know, Gene, I know, just I know, knock
<v Speaker 2>it off, Bell, He's not Alex Trabek.
<v Speaker 5>Okay, Bill Martin, Gentlemen, who I dare ask what we've
<v Speaker 5>got cooked.
<v Speaker 4>Up here tonight?
<v Speaker 6>Oh, we got a lot of stuff calued. Why don't
<v Speaker 6>you tell him what we got made?
<v Speaker 4>What iss here?
<v Speaker 2>Jean?
<v Speaker 8>We have Macho nachos, Macho nachoso nachos.
<v Speaker 5>We've got Macho mayonnaise macho, and we've got savage garden salad.
<v Speaker 16>Wait a minute, here, we've got macho gasvacho.
<v Speaker 6>And we have n w okra Guys, what what what
<v Speaker 6>is going on here?
<v Speaker 25>Jeane, Jimmy got a little something here for Diamond Dallas
<v Speaker 25>page w c W cream.
<v Speaker 4>Puffs just for Diamond Dallas. What are we gentlemen here?
<v Speaker 5>In all due respect your guests on this program and
<v Speaker 5>we represent World Championship Wrestling. It's a great organization. Hey,
<v Speaker 5>and this is kind of a slap and a face. Well, gee,
<v Speaker 5>I guess you've guess there's a little theme here and
<v Speaker 5>that might be And.
<v Speaker 15>You gotta be kidding me.
<v Speaker 4>When are these clowns come off?
<v Speaker 1>They have the shirt coming out.
<v Speaker 6>Here and insulting us.
<v Speaker 4>Thanks, we're up in for trouble.
<v Speaker 13>You guys.
<v Speaker 4>I'm gonna make a little sense for YouTube.
<v Speaker 5>But we couldn't find any prex weasel, I'm out of here.
<v Speaker 21>That's it we do, Baldy, You're not going anywhere. This
<v Speaker 21>is a big time in w O birthday party Hollywood style.
<v Speaker 10>Brother brother have already passed to t US and they're
<v Speaker 10>in WO through and through for life.
<v Speaker 13>Honest.
<v Speaker 6>Now here's the deal.
<v Speaker 16>We catered this birthday party for the.
<v Speaker 22>nWo means genoquinn and I know you're glad of that, aren't.
<v Speaker 6>Brother couldn't be any happier.
<v Speaker 21>Hollywood Ogie couldn't be here tonight because he's in Montreal
<v Speaker 21>doing a Hollywood movie.
<v Speaker 5>In Montreal.
<v Speaker 6>So I brought my brothers from.
<v Speaker 2>Dinner in a movie over here.
<v Speaker 16>Too great, our presence quit, some beautiful original dishes. Shall
<v Speaker 16>put the sizzle on the party. Afsey Birthday in wo Yeah.
<v Speaker 4>I understand if you were a cast on canter at
<v Speaker 4>a movie.
<v Speaker 6>Roll it, brother, basicly documented.
<v Speaker 1>Check it out.
<v Speaker 2>It's the old ordered Leoni.
<v Speaker 5>Yeah, we are seeing Amazon Manto man, Randy Savage famous.
<v Speaker 5>I do not feel good about this at all.
<v Speaker 1>No, Scott All is my tag team partner.
<v Speaker 16>We're gonna get rid of time in Dallas Page ten
<v Speaker 16>like Luger, Happy birthday, end of your madness, the end.
<v Speaker 1>Of your stock.
<v Speaker 5>All right, gentlemen, I'm gonna speak on behalf of myself
<v Speaker 5>and these thousands of fans and millions across the country
<v Speaker 5>who are watching this television program tonight. I think you
<v Speaker 5>are totally insulting all of us to have the guts
<v Speaker 5>to come on this program and do this. Let me
<v Speaker 5>and through this.
<v Speaker 6>I'm oh, I'm insulting GENI. You've hurt my feelings.
<v Speaker 2>Savage turk your own upset.
<v Speaker 6>I'm had enough.
<v Speaker 2>Did you say that I missed it? Savage disappears, Oh yes, hey,
<v Speaker 2>he tells Genie can't go anywhere, but Savages goes away.
<v Speaker 2>It's DDP. Just walk on here and do what he's
<v Speaker 2>about to do. Yep, have your birthday.
<v Speaker 4>Where is Diamond Dallas?
<v Speaker 1>She afraid to show his face?
<v Speaker 4>General movie cut frof You can't. I don't see him
<v Speaker 4>around here. I don't think he's a raising fade. They
<v Speaker 4>didn't only a creek bottle, is he? Oh man, I'm
<v Speaker 4>making any one now. He's afraid they don't work him
<v Speaker 4>out because he's Diamond. That was funny way, that's what
<v Speaker 4>he's going.
<v Speaker 2>He's take.
<v Speaker 13>Yeah, yeah, herenna show me.
<v Speaker 8>Your're gonna show me your cookie Cutter's.
<v Speaker 2>Cookie cuddle, right, you know it's got to show that
<v Speaker 2>wouldn't been funny like that.
<v Speaker 14>Yes, I like it, little thing, Hold go, Martin's gonna
<v Speaker 14>make the third season.
<v Speaker 2>I'll get in a movie like that.
<v Speaker 6>Welcome to nerdness in a movie.
<v Speaker 4>Have a little cake.
<v Speaker 6>And this is why the big boys play here.
<v Speaker 24>I like it.
<v Speaker 9>He's a lap fan wrestling podcast. He's a lapsed fan
<v Speaker 9>wrestling podcast with Jack and Carnio and JP Soo.
<v Speaker 2>Yes, this is why the big boys play here.
<v Speaker 1>Diamond Cutter to Paul gil Martin if you're wondering what happened.
<v Speaker 1>And then DDP does a pretty great job turning the
<v Speaker 1>set upside down.
<v Speaker 2>He does, and I gotta say, you know, Gil Martin,
<v Speaker 2>he takes the fucking diamond cutter really really well.
<v Speaker 1>He takes it flat and clean. It looks great. It's
<v Speaker 1>absolutely great. What's that you trained? But like it's so weird.
<v Speaker 1>Savage comes out NBO for Life to get the cake
<v Speaker 1>and then he leaves these guys to be slaughtered by DDB.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah it's really weird run out to save them.
<v Speaker 1>Or anything, but yeah, pretty cool, pretty cool segment. It
<v Speaker 1>was one of the better, like the NWOC team, I
<v Speaker 1>know somebody, one of the better forced you know, promotional
<v Speaker 1>brand cross branding things you'll see in wrestling. So credit
<v Speaker 1>to those involved that the you know, the names of
<v Speaker 1>the dishes were a little cheesy, but when you realize
<v Speaker 1>that they're supposed to be obnoxious because they're siding with
<v Speaker 1>the nWo and their dish selection and have nWo T
<v Speaker 1>shirts on under their apron, it comes to comes to
<v Speaker 1>be a little more tolerable. And then DDP comes and
<v Speaker 1>runs rough shot over him. The DDP Savage feud is
<v Speaker 1>still a very hot issue at the time in nineteen
<v Speaker 1>ninety seven, the feud that right so many ways to
<v Speaker 1>find DDP as a Bartier player. So we go from
<v Speaker 1>that to promotional consideration paid for by Slim Jim.
<v Speaker 2>Umm, yeah, I don't have this one.
<v Speaker 1>The stick figure God with the blue hair that era
<v Speaker 1>of Slimjym commercials Eagle one Metal Polish. David believes an
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<v Speaker 1>can honor.
<v Speaker 2>I don't know why I didn't fucking take this one.
<v Speaker 2>I don't have this one and not have a liquid soap.
<v Speaker 1>Oist over by the same guy that does the WWTBS shows. Yeah, Yeah,
<v Speaker 1>go back to Staggerly on behalf of one in Henrick
<v Speaker 1>collect He's in Columbia, South Carolina, a great wrestling city
<v Speaker 1>where we're headed for nitro next week. Talks about how
<v Speaker 1>he's enjoyed hospitality of the Five Points area.
<v Speaker 2>Hey, you know I've been I don't mind telling you tone.
<v Speaker 2>I've been sitting around getting mine rocks off, do you
<v Speaker 2>know what I mean? Just sitting out here with all
<v Speaker 2>these fans over here in Nitroville. And I'll tell you
<v Speaker 2>what Nitroville coming warm and juicy, from my loins all
<v Speaker 2>over the faces of some beautiful co eds. The way
<v Speaker 2>I like it, Tony, the way I fucking like it.
<v Speaker 2>That's a quote anyway, he said that, just like that, warm.
<v Speaker 1>And juicy, horrible, horrible words to come out on the Marshalls.
<v Speaker 2>Now, I'll tell you what I've been chinning deep in.
<v Speaker 1>He's in Nitroville. Is that what you said that one
<v Speaker 1>of the burrows of Columbia. Make sure to stop by
<v Speaker 1>the Columbia Botanical Gardens, one of the top fifteen in
<v Speaker 1>the entire if longs are able to get rid of
<v Speaker 1>that weasel weed.
<v Speaker 2>I'm lee Marshall such a fucking idiot. Yeah, Like he's
<v Speaker 2>doing these phone calling he's in like fucking in the
<v Speaker 2>in in like at his home. Oh yeah, he should just.
<v Speaker 1>Write him and record him in studio and then it'd
<v Speaker 1>add the effect to make it sound like he was
<v Speaker 1>on the phone. He says he's on the ground, and
<v Speaker 1>he then says he should be in the ground. So
<v Speaker 1>Conan and six speak of a wob Team Conan and
<v Speaker 1>six hit the ring next Six had already been fired
<v Speaker 1>for a short time the week before. According to the Observer,
<v Speaker 1>Bischoff was under a lot of heat from the higher
<v Speaker 1>ups for standards violated, largely having to do with vulgarity
<v Speaker 1>standards and Six must have used naughty words, Meltzer rights
<v Speaker 1>and some of his gestures weren't met with the highest
<v Speaker 1>of approval either. And the tag match with Claaren Headeck
<v Speaker 1>versus Norton and Bagwell, which had happened before this when
<v Speaker 1>Six did a run and he pulled Flair's tights down
<v Speaker 1>and Bischoff claimed it was the straw that broke the
<v Speaker 1>camel's back. When he told holland Nash what happened, they
<v Speaker 1>were ready to walk in an hour later. Everything was
<v Speaker 1>fine again. Wow, But eventually Bischoff won that one. But
<v Speaker 1>that's it. Kevin Nashal Scott Hall would be ready with
<v Speaker 1>me if they weren't being held hostage.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, fucking teasing me the whole fuck.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, Kate, Doug and six pack they say it of
<v Speaker 1>the camera with the headband, the Tupac headband and w
<v Speaker 1>A pennants all over the crowd and w music is
<v Speaker 1>hot and rock and little kids and then WO shirts
<v Speaker 1>on you know how it goes. Kind of forgot that
<v Speaker 1>Conan joined the nWo in the black and white days.
<v Speaker 1>I thought he just came on board for the wolf Pack, but.
<v Speaker 2>Now I remember him being he's so annoy he's good.
<v Speaker 2>He's gonna give us that gangs to wrap kind of
<v Speaker 2>fucking law asks arms, arms that go down to his knees.
<v Speaker 1>It's true, they do go low, don't they.
<v Speaker 2>He's got long fucking arms, like long gangly arms.
<v Speaker 1>Comes Flare and Headache. Is still a free agent, they say,
<v Speaker 1>Flare out the cackling pirate understand So is he not
<v Speaker 1>under contract with WCW.
<v Speaker 2>No.
<v Speaker 1>One seems to be raving him Headache with a towel
<v Speaker 1>and the face man, he's making the fun.
<v Speaker 2>There are legalities here in regards to like letting people
<v Speaker 2>wrestle on your show. Not under contract?
<v Speaker 1>Fuck if I know, yeah, fuck if I know. I
<v Speaker 1>mean yeah, he's not supposed to be there. There's all
<v Speaker 1>tons of questions about who's eligible. So Flair does the
<v Speaker 1>bout to Curt like he's a god amongst men. They
<v Speaker 1>call kurd Headic the number one free agent in the sport,
<v Speaker 1>and you gotta come up with a lot of money
<v Speaker 1>to win him to your side. Four horsemen, foam finger,
<v Speaker 1>that's a fucking cellar right there, and yeah, So it's
<v Speaker 1>up now with Flair and Kurt Hennick versus six and Conan.
<v Speaker 1>Conan and Hennig get started Woo's everywhere. Headig spits at
<v Speaker 1>him and they circle lock up Hendig to the wristlock
<v Speaker 1>and Conan with a hammer lock.
<v Speaker 2>They break.
<v Speaker 1>Conan grabs a side headlock. Heenan says Henning is in
<v Speaker 1>the best shape of his life, which I have to
<v Speaker 1>laugh at. He was finally able to stand up without
<v Speaker 1>falling over in the ring. But I wouldn't call it
<v Speaker 1>that the shape of his life. This is post Lloyd
<v Speaker 1>maybe the best shape of his life in the last
<v Speaker 1>like two years, right, it was wild. Remember you were
<v Speaker 1>talking World War three about ninety six about oh Henning
<v Speaker 1>had left WWF and people were wondering who's going to
<v Speaker 1>show up imminently, And then it was all the delay
<v Speaker 1>that was put on because the Lloyd's of London and
<v Speaker 1>WWF kind of standing in the way of that being
<v Speaker 1>a clear issue for him, and how he held that
<v Speaker 1>against them for a long time.
<v Speaker 2>But here he is good for them.
<v Speaker 1>Push off heading tackles and Heading drop to hold floats over,
<v Speaker 1>but Conan grabs the arm. They exchange, still calling Conan,
<v Speaker 1>the Mexican heavyweight champion at the time. Were they they
<v Speaker 1>breaking Conan with a rebel urasa and a huge smile
<v Speaker 1>on his face and headache? He must have been heading,
<v Speaker 1>must have been whispering some things. Been a clown in
<v Speaker 1>there because he was popping Conan whatever he was doing.
<v Speaker 1>Heading back then in the corner, six comes in cranks
<v Speaker 1>a headlog. Here's a match up Bush JN Waltman versus
<v Speaker 1>Kurt Headache. Can you imagine nineteen ninety three still mixing
<v Speaker 1>it up on Raw?
<v Speaker 2>Did we never? Did? We never see that?
<v Speaker 1>I don't remember it. What a perfect plex he get
<v Speaker 1>hit on six pucks, twig.
<v Speaker 2>Little boy, he'd like he would just oh my god,
<v Speaker 2>he'd be brilli.
<v Speaker 1>It be like a rocket, he'd snap.
<v Speaker 2>We must have seen them. I feel like I saw
<v Speaker 2>a baby face baby face match between the two of
<v Speaker 2>them on Raw. Maybe I'm wrong.
<v Speaker 1>Where is Kurt heading versus Owen? Let's where?
<v Speaker 2>Yeah?
<v Speaker 1>I know these matches we needed from Kurt. Anyway, it's
<v Speaker 1>back unto the corner. Six planks, head lock, Okay, heading
<v Speaker 1>maybe not?
<v Speaker 2>I guess not. I guess no. No, perfect versus perfect
<v Speaker 2>versus kid. This will have to do, although I guess
<v Speaker 2>Perfect is the one who shaved Sean Waltman's eyebrow on
<v Speaker 2>the playing Ride from Hell. Yep, and that's why he's
<v Speaker 2>like the the the picture of his figure, he's got
<v Speaker 2>no eyebrows, you know, on his green card. It's really funny.
<v Speaker 2>There's such assholes, fucking wrestlers, idiots. So I can't do that.
<v Speaker 2>I forgot. I gotta fucking.
<v Speaker 1>Gotta make it feel like pain, I know.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, Okay, let's sit here. Okay, that's better. Here, here
<v Speaker 2>we go, copy that, send it here, paste it there. God,
<v Speaker 2>what a joke. Yeah. You click on that and you
<v Speaker 2>see his eyebrows are shaved.
<v Speaker 1>Like that's because Perfect that to him. Yeah, but that
<v Speaker 1>wasn't Playing Ride from Hell. Then that was another episode
<v Speaker 1>I didn't know about. Wow, it's great to know. It
<v Speaker 1>really doesn't really notice it till you point it out. Yeah, yeah,
<v Speaker 1>good call. So I guess they did. They came up
<v Speaker 1>against each other in some way. Yeah, so headeg reaches
<v Speaker 1>and tags flare and they go nuts with the woo
<v Speaker 1>chants and six with a crotch chop and flare struts
<v Speaker 1>and response and six and if you recall six and
<v Speaker 1>Flair had a miserable Magic Roade wild Water Clash. The
<v Speaker 1>styles that one was.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, this is bad. Yeah, just not. I would never
<v Speaker 2>want to put that to them together.
<v Speaker 1>It's no sense. Lock up, headlock, push off. Flair goes down.
<v Speaker 1>Six goes off with the punches on Flare as he's
<v Speaker 1>down on the canvas. Pretty nice streak of aggression there
<v Speaker 1>from Sean Waltman. Corner punches now and Flair comes with
<v Speaker 1>the big time chop Corner to corner. Flair hits backdrop
<v Speaker 1>up and over goes flare, but then he ducks and
<v Speaker 1>chops six down and they love that when he gets
<v Speaker 1>right back in the driver's seat and another puts down
<v Speaker 1>six Flare with the mayor drops the knee cover, gets
<v Speaker 1>two six jabs the eyes corner corner Six hits a backdrop,
<v Speaker 1>very nice flare with the chop tags headig whip running
<v Speaker 1>knee lift sends six poc flying. Conan comes in and
<v Speaker 1>Hennick slugs him on the way in push off tackle.
<v Speaker 1>Both collide and hit the canvas. Conan corner's heading and
<v Speaker 1>they think he said go home. You could hear someone
<v Speaker 1>say go home. Flair comes in chops Conan pere four
<v Speaker 1>brawl whip. Conan tries to drop kick I guess looks
<v Speaker 1>like he just kind of slipped on a piece of
<v Speaker 1>banana put crazy Flare turning the figure four but six
<v Speaker 1>pulls down and Headig absolutely darts into Flare's knee like
<v Speaker 1>he I don't know. It's like they try to play
<v Speaker 1>it off like Conan kicked Kennig into Flare's knee. Yeah,
<v Speaker 1>but heading kind of go accelerates way too quickly based
<v Speaker 1>on how hard Conan did or didn't shove him, So
<v Speaker 1>you're supposed to think Hennig did it on purpose and
<v Speaker 1>just try to create plausible deniability. Conan covers for two.
<v Speaker 1>Hennig breaks up the cover further, adding to you know,
<v Speaker 1>the misdirection potential here, Hennig did not know that Flare
<v Speaker 1>was behind him, Heenan points out, and of course if
<v Speaker 1>Heenan is pointing out, we're supposed to be suspicious of that.
<v Speaker 1>And then Hendek cooks up official and Suplex one two
<v Speaker 1>three and he gets the pin on Conan. That just
<v Speaker 1>takes what's five minutes and nine seconds for Flair and Carna.
<v Speaker 2>These like main event matches, are they just blow through them?
<v Speaker 13>Yeah?
<v Speaker 1>I think things were going along at this point. Maybe
<v Speaker 1>Paul gil Martin ran his mouth for too long. Five
<v Speaker 1>Yeah runs too long on TBS, can't can't respond to
<v Speaker 1>a request for yeah. A couple of minutes on this
<v Speaker 1>five O nine, Flair and Hennig beat Conan and six
<v Speaker 1>here at a clash of the champions. Meltzer did say
<v Speaker 1>the original plan for this match was for Hennick to
<v Speaker 1>turn on Flair, which may still happen or may not
<v Speaker 1>happen was the word. So they get up and shake
<v Speaker 1>each other's hands, and Jeane gets to Kurt and says,
<v Speaker 1>if I may get your attention, you promised on Monday
<v Speaker 1>night that you'd give us an answer. Are you a horseman?
<v Speaker 1>There's a pause and he says no. Jing goes, what
<v Speaker 1>do you mean no, Flair says tell him, are you
<v Speaker 1>a horseman or not? Hendix says no, So you're going
<v Speaker 1>to tell us you're not a horseman. He goes, that's right.
<v Speaker 2>It's just ause eating this this segment like it's so
<v Speaker 2>it's so contrived. You know, if they don't they don't
<v Speaker 2>make it.
<v Speaker 9>It it it.
<v Speaker 2>They could have. I just there's no reason for him
<v Speaker 2>the answer. He just should have just walked away. Yeah, yeah,
<v Speaker 2>to have this like whole thing where he's saying no,
<v Speaker 2>but you're not a horseman. Say I didn't say that, right, Well, okay,
<v Speaker 2>like the whole who's on first thing, It's like, come on,
<v Speaker 2>no one needs this, all right, Just just fucking move along,
<v Speaker 2>cagean move along.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, he doesn't get anything satisfactory on a headache, which
<v Speaker 1>tells you he's gonna turn on him. I mean, you know,
<v Speaker 1>I know why Flair doesn't get the hit at time.
<v Speaker 1>I know you can see it a fucking mile away.
<v Speaker 1>This was the cage match where Flair was scheduled to
<v Speaker 1>have plastic surgery on his face afterwards, so they slammed
<v Speaker 1>the cage door on his head at fall Brawl, and
<v Speaker 1>then they showed a picture on Nitro of him actually
<v Speaker 1>undergoing plastic surgery on his face to make it seem
<v Speaker 1>like the cage door that pretty.
<v Speaker 2>So it's kind of funny.
<v Speaker 1>Then how he joins the nWo. It never matters again.
<v Speaker 2>They should have had They should have had Kerry von
<v Speaker 2>Eric do it.
<v Speaker 15>Totally.
<v Speaker 1>They should have had someone crush his foot in the
<v Speaker 1>cage and then showed his fucking missing foot is what
<v Speaker 1>they should have done.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, no, but it would have been revenge for the
<v Speaker 2>whole free Birds thing would be you're right because he
<v Speaker 2>was because he was fighting Flair and stuff and whatever.
<v Speaker 1>He says, it was a great match. I have no
<v Speaker 1>problem with Flair, shakes his hand and raises it.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah.
<v Speaker 1>Winter fresh gum for icy cool breath. Oh yeah, and
<v Speaker 1>I used to love Winter Fresh. Winter Fresh was all
<v Speaker 1>the rage and like the mid nineties, Oh my god,
<v Speaker 1>Oh for sure anybody wanted Winter Fresh gum. Yep, it's
<v Speaker 1>time for our feature about tag team match. Like Michael
<v Speaker 1>Buffer says.
<v Speaker 5>I got.
<v Speaker 2>I gotta tell you, Yeah, I don't know if you're gonna.
<v Speaker 2>I want you to do it, but if you're going
<v Speaker 2>to do it, but I also think we need to
<v Speaker 2>hear itcause this is gonna be one of the fucking worst.
<v Speaker 2>Well it's it's nothing match, but no, no, But the
<v Speaker 2>way he says it, it's like this.
<v Speaker 6>Listen and now, ladies and.
<v Speaker 23>Gentlemen, this is the Clash of Champions main event, a
<v Speaker 23>tag team match like no other in the history of
<v Speaker 23>professional wrestling. The w c W takes on nw OH
<v Speaker 23>as their continuing saga continues.
<v Speaker 2>As their continuing saga continues, tag team match for the ages.
<v Speaker 2>It's time for the Clash of the Champions dot dot
<v Speaker 2>dot dot main event.
<v Speaker 1>Why you even bother? And he says clash of Champions.
<v Speaker 2>With no the yeah, yeah, just dude, I mean, there's
<v Speaker 2>phoning it in and then there's Michael Buffer here. Just
<v Speaker 2>a fucking shit show. I mean, I'm I'm all about
<v Speaker 2>I defend Michael Buffer. I think that he's great, but
<v Speaker 2>this is just pathetic. It's unacceptable. Well they got nothing,
<v Speaker 2>they got nothing, I mean just well, I mean, but dude,
<v Speaker 2>his job is to make is to make something at
<v Speaker 2>of nothing.
<v Speaker 1>And what he did or if he wrote any of
<v Speaker 1>this stuff, I don't know if that was part of
<v Speaker 1>what he did.
<v Speaker 2>Maybe maybe it was, but I mean, listen, I get
<v Speaker 2>maybe he didn't, but come on, a real man, doesn't
<v Speaker 2>say as their continuing feud continues so bad? No that
<v Speaker 2>what exactly makes this.
<v Speaker 1>Attack match like no other in the history of pro wrestling?
<v Speaker 2>It seems like every match in the history of I know,
<v Speaker 2>maybe because they never were in the ring together at
<v Speaker 2>the same time. Maybe before gentlemen, I don't know, I
<v Speaker 2>don't care. Are you ready? Oh?
<v Speaker 1>It did always sound great when his let's get ready
<v Speaker 1>to rumble blended in with the beginning of the nWo
<v Speaker 1>theme song. Yes I agree he did like that no
<v Speaker 1>making their entrance to the ring. Two men with a
<v Speaker 1>no holds barred bad attitude. Two men with a sense
<v Speaker 1>of recklessness and power and represents the philosophy of the
<v Speaker 1>New World Order. Two men coming to the ring in
<v Speaker 1>the company of the New World Order. The first member
<v Speaker 1>of the tag team, weighing two hundred and seventy two
<v Speaker 1>pounds from Chilota, Florida. He's a member of the World
<v Speaker 1>Tag Team Champion Outsiders. His name Scott ha his name,
<v Speaker 1>his name Scott Hall, and then uh and his partner
<v Speaker 1>for this tag team match, he says it again. Come
<v Speaker 1>into the ring the company in the company of the
<v Speaker 1>Lovely Miss Elizabeth. He weighs two hundred thirty eight pounds
<v Speaker 1>from Sarah Sota, Florida. Professional wrestler known the world over,
<v Speaker 1>one of the main forces of the New World Order.
<v Speaker 1>He is Randy much O Man Savage great stuff. They
<v Speaker 1>put ooh yeah on the song and Savage's face goes
<v Speaker 1>up to the ceiling like like you heard a voice.
<v Speaker 2>Ye, where am I coming from?
<v Speaker 1>Yeah?
<v Speaker 15>Yeah, We're where I coming from from? Up coming from
<v Speaker 15>down where am I? M? Yeah, thinking, thinking, thinking, working
<v Speaker 15>the way around the room, ring room, the Poesy m.
<v Speaker 2>Around the.
<v Speaker 1>Is Mike Posey a ref lash with the tag strap?
<v Speaker 1>Why didn't even have this bell of Savage is wrestling?
<v Speaker 1>I don't get that.
<v Speaker 2>I know, like, well did you hear he? Actually Tony
<v Speaker 2>has a reason? Why did you hear him? She says
<v Speaker 2>it here? This is this is what he says is
<v Speaker 2>and this is coming from later, but might as well
<v Speaker 2>play it now?
<v Speaker 20>Well, n what I've heard from the members of the
<v Speaker 20>nw A in their interviews, did they feel they are
<v Speaker 20>a wolf pack? Therefore, if Savage wants to defend the title,
<v Speaker 20>if six wants to defend the title with Hall or not,
<v Speaker 20>then so be it. But it doesn't matter whatever combination.
<v Speaker 20>They're the chimps. They can come up with it. And
<v Speaker 20>that's what they've done here.
<v Speaker 2>Okay, So basically they're saying that's freebird rules. But yeah,
<v Speaker 2>I mean it still doesn't really make much. But yeah, yeah,
<v Speaker 2>I mean, like you know that that's actually the question
<v Speaker 2>we should have asked too, like why didn't you wrestle?
<v Speaker 1>Why can't Nash wrestle? Yeah? Exactly right?
<v Speaker 2>Why didn't you fucking dude, Why didn't you get off
<v Speaker 2>your ass and wrestles?
<v Speaker 1>He hurt.
<v Speaker 2>I don't know, so it doesn't say.
<v Speaker 1>There's Virgil by the way, Savage.
<v Speaker 2>Has Vincenzo, I mean Vincenzo.
<v Speaker 1>Savagees, We've got some big news. This is going to
<v Speaker 1>happen the same time next year this party. Hey, big man,
<v Speaker 1>you got something real, real important to say? And Dash
<v Speaker 1>has no idea what to say. He just says, yeah,
<v Speaker 1>real quick, since this is the NW birthday party tonight,
<v Speaker 1>macho man is going to defend the belts now a
<v Speaker 1>world tag title match.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, you know, I just didn't fucking feel like getting
<v Speaker 2>in the ring.
<v Speaker 1>You know, I can't believe you did that.
<v Speaker 2>What confidence? He says, Oh, work in the confidence. Love it,
<v Speaker 2>love it, love it.
<v Speaker 15>Here we are again, pocket full of posies. Let's get
<v Speaker 15>it done. Mean haul working around the ring, daintson coming around,
<v Speaker 15>going inside, taking one thing at a time. I look
<v Speaker 15>up my head, I see Luger, I see DDP. I'm
<v Speaker 15>wondering where are they coming from, where are they going?
<v Speaker 15>What's their trajectory? Yeah, and I say, you know what,
<v Speaker 15>I goes Elizabeth in my corner, and I'm going down,
<v Speaker 15>Going Down the China Town one two three, digetit stuff.
<v Speaker 1>Thanks Randy Paul the Nash because the nWo is just
<v Speaker 1>too sweet.
<v Speaker 2>Ah, there's such fucking losers. Like it's it actually, you know,
<v Speaker 2>like I don't know, it's embarrassing. Embarrassing, Yeah, you know
<v Speaker 2>it's embarrassing.
<v Speaker 1>After a while, you know, you watch an Isolation one
<v Speaker 1>clip twenty years later, it's like, man, these guys were
<v Speaker 1>so cool the swag, but then the week after week
<v Speaker 1>you're kind of like these guys just they give off
<v Speaker 1>an air of not caring about anything and like.
<v Speaker 2>I can't care, Like they don't even care about that.
<v Speaker 2>They've taken over exactly that, and that's kind of the issue.
<v Speaker 2>It's like, then what are you doing if you don't care?
<v Speaker 1>It's just it doesn't doesn't it doesn't arouse the right
<v Speaker 1>emotion of the fan. It just makes them like these
<v Speaker 1>passive kind of like superficial observers of what's happening instead
<v Speaker 1>of you know, the most the in wrestling.
<v Speaker 2>And again I do appreciate to a degree, like at
<v Speaker 2>the time, it's you know, it's different because it's this
<v Speaker 2>stuff is still fresh, this kind of attitude, this kind
<v Speaker 2>of presentation. But man, it's getting old fast.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, now it's not fresh. So when you watch it back,
<v Speaker 1>there's very limited tolerance for people trying to act like
<v Speaker 1>way too cool in a wrestling ring. And now coming
<v Speaker 1>to the ring at this time, and they had banking bang.
<v Speaker 2>Cane to cane, the gin cane again, the gain caine again,
<v Speaker 2>cane again, a can cane a cane, a cain't.
<v Speaker 1>Caine and they how about this? This is the Hall
<v Speaker 1>of Fame pairing Le's got inducted this year by DDP.
<v Speaker 1>And here they are trying teaming together two men who
<v Speaker 1>feel they have been ripped off by the tactic connections
<v Speaker 1>of their opponents, the New World Order, together for the
<v Speaker 1>first time, coming the Diamond Cutter and the Torture Wreck.
<v Speaker 1>What what is it to people who feel they've been
<v Speaker 1>ripped off by the tactics, off and actions Diamond Cutter
<v Speaker 1>and the Torture Rack and missed a word there representing
<v Speaker 1>the honor of World Championship Wrestling first from the Jersey shore,
<v Speaker 1>weighing two hundred and fifty one pounds, the master of
<v Speaker 1>the Diamond Cutter, key double D?
<v Speaker 2>What double D?
<v Speaker 1>Who's ever called them? Double D?
<v Speaker 16>No?
<v Speaker 2>One's ever called them double d there's a p after that,
<v Speaker 2>Oh fucking crazy Diamond's Page's party. What double DPA? Is
<v Speaker 2>that what he called them?
<v Speaker 1>Double Liz the brother and his partner from the Wedndy
<v Speaker 1>city of Chicago and swaying two hundred and sixty pounds,
<v Speaker 1>The master of the torture racket former Heavy wait to
<v Speaker 1>him here.
<v Speaker 6>In the world the total package looks.
<v Speaker 1>And there he is. Luger and DDP versus Hall and Savage.
<v Speaker 1>You can hear all the balloons popping because they dropped
<v Speaker 1>a million of them from the ceiling in celebration of
<v Speaker 1>the nwo's birthday party. Yeah, DDP and Lex waiting on
<v Speaker 1>the floor kind of out a caution, which is nice,
<v Speaker 1>as they're sizing up the fact that they're grossly outnumbered
<v Speaker 1>and ww wrestlers always get fucked up in these situations,
<v Speaker 1>so they're taking their time. Luger kind of mad dogs
<v Speaker 1>buff Bagwell, who's standing in the aisleway, who's throwing a
<v Speaker 1>balloon at Lex Luger and he goes in the camera
<v Speaker 1>goes he ain't buff. Oh, and he flexes, I'm buff.
<v Speaker 1>They fucking yeah, all wants Luger doing the hand waving thing.
<v Speaker 1>Luger comes in, lock up, push off, and again haul
<v Speaker 1>rather intense in that ring to the corner, jogging for position.
<v Speaker 1>Nick Patrick gets in there, Hall is shoved to the corner,
<v Speaker 1>jumps out to the waistlock and Lucer shoves him down
<v Speaker 1>and flexes to the big roar. Barely touches Hall, but
<v Speaker 1>he goes soaring. You go to sell for for big
<v Speaker 1>lex All pulls the trunks to the floor, goes Luger.
<v Speaker 1>Liz goes over to check on him. That's interesting when
<v Speaker 1>you think about it, not to check on him, to interfere,
<v Speaker 1>and thensh blindsides Lex with the lariat put in the
<v Speaker 1>n w A with the advantage. Balloon's still everywhere for
<v Speaker 1>the duration.
<v Speaker 2>There's uh. Dusty has something funny regarding that whole Nash thing.
<v Speaker 2>He says.
<v Speaker 5>Here w W R n W.
<v Speaker 2>I don't care what it is, Tony. He's not wrong.
<v Speaker 2>I would definitely say that Kevin Nash is the most
<v Speaker 2>lethal athlete in the company.
<v Speaker 1>Especially to the bottom line.
<v Speaker 2>Yep.
<v Speaker 1>So Nick Patrick gets in Nash's face before he I
<v Speaker 1>guess he's back as a baby face now, and Nash says,
<v Speaker 1>my belt is on the line, So I can interfere.
<v Speaker 15>I can.
<v Speaker 26>Hey, it's my strap about my strap straps, a strap trap.
<v Speaker 26>I'm a strapper, so fucking annoy he really is, like, honestly, like, dude,
<v Speaker 26>just stop.
<v Speaker 2>The strap fuck.
<v Speaker 1>I know, I know, keV, I know you have the strap.
<v Speaker 1>Savage tags in Hall and then comes off the top
<v Speaker 1>of the sledge to the side. Savage now in control.
<v Speaker 1>Missus an elbow drop though, and DDP gets in, drops
<v Speaker 1>both of them with big right hands, looking good at page.
<v Speaker 1>DDP with the inverted atomic drop on Scott Hall and
<v Speaker 1>knocks him out of the ring, catches Randy's leg and
<v Speaker 1>spins him around on the clothes line. Dusse, He says,
<v Speaker 1>don't wait on him. Domond cut right now before and
<v Speaker 1>all of the rest of him get out of here.
<v Speaker 2>Cut that down a cup of diamond, baby.
<v Speaker 1>Do you like the idea that WW guys have to
<v Speaker 1>race against the clock till the nWo comes out here?
<v Speaker 18>Yeah?
<v Speaker 1>Forty at a time. Hall trips DDP from the floor
<v Speaker 1>and Savage blindsides and Hall gets in slugging away and
<v Speaker 1>a fall away slam from Scott. Hall plants DDP. That's
<v Speaker 1>good for two always likes I always like when the
<v Speaker 1>nWo got in the heat of the battle, like their
<v Speaker 1>pride comes out and they stop trying to be cool.
<v Speaker 1>They start fighting, you know, yep, when they when they
<v Speaker 1>start to feel like their their their victory is threatened. Yes,
<v Speaker 1>that the margin of dominance is thinning. Yeah, Hall was
<v Speaker 1>good about that. I have to say. When he got
<v Speaker 1>in the ring, the bell rang like he he did.
<v Speaker 1>He really knew how to make it look like the
<v Speaker 1>nWo is trying to win and hold on and they
<v Speaker 1>were panicking a little.
<v Speaker 2>Bit, you know.
<v Speaker 1>Savage Pea totally puts DDP in the corner and works
<v Speaker 1>him over. Hall slugs him from the apron, gets in
<v Speaker 1>and goes off, and Page fights out of the corner. Hall,
<v Speaker 1>with a drop toe hold to stop ddp's rally, tags
<v Speaker 1>in Savage, who drops the elbow on page. Savage covers
<v Speaker 1>for two. DDP chant breaks out as some Page launches
<v Speaker 1>rather Savage launches Page out of the ring, and he
<v Speaker 1>and celebrates his title. His title shot for DDP is
<v Speaker 1>something people didn't think he could do. Okay, oh oh,
<v Speaker 1>this tag title okay. Yeah. Heenon saying that people never
<v Speaker 1>even thought DDP would challenge for the tag belts. This
<v Speaker 1>is before, of course he'd go for singles glory. Savage
<v Speaker 1>puts paid into the rail and tags Hal, who jacks
<v Speaker 1>the jaw whipped to the corner and the lariat crushes
<v Speaker 1>them in the corner. Hall hooks on an STF basically
<v Speaker 1>and slapping the back of the ddp's head. Savage comes
<v Speaker 1>in and stomps away. Hall comes in, Page lets out
<v Speaker 1>a rib shot a weapon.
<v Speaker 2>What was up with the I mean they came making
<v Speaker 2>a big deal of it. They had his ribs gutting
<v Speaker 2>injured early they did.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, he had heard his ribs for real during the
<v Speaker 1>course of this run and just would tape them up
<v Speaker 1>and keep going because he didn't want to get sidelined
<v Speaker 1>when he was heating up. Yeah, that was a real
<v Speaker 1>time whip foot caught. Hall says, duck and guess what
<v Speaker 1>he does and DDP ducks and drops him with the
<v Speaker 1>clothes line. Taged Alex, who's running over both w guys
<v Speaker 1>Pigpop for this atomic drop, throws Hol on a Savage
<v Speaker 1>double clothes line, drops both nWo members and they're going nuts.
<v Speaker 1>Lex Luger signals that he's going to go for the
<v Speaker 1>torch I rack. He tosses Savage out of the rings
<v Speaker 1>signals they're on their feet. He gets haul up in
<v Speaker 1>the torch I rack and Savage comes in and kicks
<v Speaker 1>to save Poke GDP in the eye, Luger drops him.
<v Speaker 1>Hall hits Luger into ddp's back, and DDP then stumbles
<v Speaker 1>backwards and blindly Diamond cuts his own partner, Lex Luger,
<v Speaker 1>who happens to be standing over his shoulder. Yeah, I
<v Speaker 1>get what they're going for. The execution wasn't the best,
<v Speaker 1>but it was a way to alk.
<v Speaker 2>I like what they were going for. Yeah, I agree
<v Speaker 2>with you. It just it didn't It didn't sit well.
<v Speaker 2>It could have could have been better.
<v Speaker 1>Just there's just too much of a time delay for
<v Speaker 1>Page to not think that he was Diamond cutting his
<v Speaker 1>own opponent, his own partner rather Nick Patrick Lang. In
<v Speaker 1>the ten count. After that, Diamond Cutter knocks out Lex Luger.
<v Speaker 1>As Elizabeth is tending to Randy, Hall crawls over grapes
<v Speaker 1>his arm on top of Lex Luger. And that's good
<v Speaker 1>for the one, two, and the three. Nine minutes fifty
<v Speaker 1>five seconds Scott Hall on Randy Savage defeat Diamond Dallas
<v Speaker 1>Page and Lex Luger to retain the world tag team
<v Speaker 1>titles in the main event of the final ever WCW
<v Speaker 1>Clash of the Champions, And this is where the pamphlets
<v Speaker 1>and propaganda with the nWo logos all over it start
<v Speaker 1>falling from the ceiling. Makes for a cool visual as
<v Speaker 1>they celebrate the year of two. Sweet Haul grabs the
<v Speaker 1>mic and says, millions of people can't be wrong and
<v Speaker 1>WO is the only way to go. Savage says Happy
<v Speaker 1>birthday to us, and Holland says to Hollywood, Hollywood, what
<v Speaker 1>up they had? Sang he that's just what they needed.
<v Speaker 1>Happy Birthday to Hogan on Nitro out on the stage.
<v Speaker 1>Now bishoff with Shades and the rest of the crew.
<v Speaker 1>They pan the crowd, all holding the flyers. That must
<v Speaker 1>have been a cool keepsake if you could have taken one.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I'm sure it was. I'm sure it was having
<v Speaker 2>that thing. I've got this whole final segment as well.
<v Speaker 1>Let's bring it home.
<v Speaker 15>What a right.
<v Speaker 4>Course I got three?
<v Speaker 19>Everybody wish the NW Happy Birthday?
<v Speaker 6>Ready one?
<v Speaker 1>Two?
<v Speaker 6>Oh, we love you. Greatest night of my life.
<v Speaker 25>Mister Home, you are, without a doubt, one of the
<v Speaker 25>greatest athletes ever to step in to this sport, and
<v Speaker 25>I do want to.
<v Speaker 19>Say in our birthday, our anniversary, it is an honor.
<v Speaker 5>Just to know you.
<v Speaker 24>Oh shucks. I think you're great too, mister Nash. What
<v Speaker 24>I've learned from you you couldn't put.
<v Speaker 4>In a volume of encyclopedias. I want to thank you
<v Speaker 4>on our anniversary.
<v Speaker 6>I just want to say, it's been sweet for the
<v Speaker 6>last year to be shaggingy in the w CW rotten Man.
<v Speaker 22>Forget about.
<v Speaker 4>But now we've got a little business we have to
<v Speaker 4>take care.
<v Speaker 19>Of because in our one year anniversary, our birthday party,
<v Speaker 19>we didn't get the surprise we wanted.
<v Speaker 4>We didn't get what we deserve, which is a our
<v Speaker 4>own show. Because if it wasn't for the nWo and MOI,
<v Speaker 4>none of you people would be here tonight.
<v Speaker 2>Would be.
<v Speaker 4>Hollywood. Hogan sends his loves, but he also sends a message.
<v Speaker 19>He needs bigger limos and new earlier jets. Do you
<v Speaker 19>hear me, mister Ted Turner, It is time for you.
<v Speaker 4>To pay up.
<v Speaker 18>When a man's heart is full of deceased, he friends
<v Speaker 18>of guys, and a dark shadow falls over his soul.
<v Speaker 18>From the ashes of a once great man has risen
<v Speaker 18>a curse, a wrong that must be righted. We look
<v Speaker 18>to the skies for a vindicator, someone to strike fear
<v Speaker 18>into the black hearts of the same man who created him.
<v Speaker 18>The battle between good and evil has begun. Against an
<v Speaker 18>army of shadows, comes a dark word, the purveyor of good,
<v Speaker 18>with the voice of silence and the mission of justice.
<v Speaker 13>This is mistake.
<v Speaker 2>It's here where we're in the blackness, flickering away, looking
<v Speaker 2>goes on forever.
<v Speaker 1>And see the tron briefly flickering as they work to
<v Speaker 1>get the vulture from the ceiling where Stings stood. Well,
<v Speaker 1>that monologue was delivered, So the monologue that played before
<v Speaker 1>his start came nineteen ninety seven Entrance to Defeat Holt
<v Speaker 1>coding and the appearance, the arrival of the vulture on
<v Speaker 1>the top road, and the w still occupies the ground.
<v Speaker 2>I can't deal with that's amount of noise anyway.
<v Speaker 1>And the lights come up and there's the vulture and
<v Speaker 1>it still plays. The noise plays the whole time.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, it keeps going. It's like it's it's it's incredibly long.
<v Speaker 1>And this is where they're looking at it like whoa,
<v Speaker 1>and they're pointing at it and its wings start flapping
<v Speaker 1>big time and they back up. Bishoff at one point
<v Speaker 1>kind of tries to make an approach like he's gonna
<v Speaker 1>pretend almost that there's something, and it's yeah, it's grasped,
<v Speaker 1>there's nothing there, and it like kind of swats him away.
<v Speaker 1>Nash comically, you know, hauls back with a belt like
<v Speaker 1>he's gonna smack the thing with it, and yeah, they
<v Speaker 1>just just kind of goes away. Look at it and
<v Speaker 1>just like the clash of the Champions, it just kind
<v Speaker 1>of goes away. We'll see you next time, brasiannouncement.
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<v Speaker 6>Holler