The One Where Everyone Wants A Scandoval Moment

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Speaker 1: Hello, everybody, Happy Bravocon week. We're headed to Vegas this weekend for Bravocon twenty twenty three. Are we excited?

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Speaker 2: I'm more excited about this when being in Vegas than New York last year.

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Speaker 1: You know, I'm going to get a lot of people coming for me when I say this. I love New York, but I don't love New York at the same time. I love New York, however, like there's something that happens to me, and it's since I've gotten sober right where I'm just like very aware of how I feel, and there's something about that city never shutting down that gives me the most anxiety ever.

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Speaker 3: Really, Yes, I like the thought of New York.

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Speaker 2: But I do like the thought when I was there, I liked opening the window at like four am and just like you know, you just couldn't sleep and then just everyone's up.

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Speaker 3: You're like, all right, I'm not alone.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, I like that.

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Speaker 5: I like New York and New York City in autumn. I mean I will that is like autumn fall. Yeah, I switch it when I want to say sound fancy?

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Speaker 1: Is that the word for heard autumn? In such a long time?

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Speaker 4: Classy bitch over here you're a.

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Speaker 1: Classy upstate New Yorker show. Hello. So I'm very excited that it's just like a quick forty eight minute flight, you know.

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Speaker 3: That's also why I'm excited.

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Speaker 1: The flight close close and quick close quick. I mean like everything is in a very there's not a lot of driving right Like everything is right there. I'm curious to see how it's going to be versus like in New York because in New York you ran into all the brav celebrities because we're all in the same hotel. It's tiny because there's a lot of room for massive hotels in New York City Vegas. It's like, am I gonna be bumping into a lot of people because literally in New York, we're all like on the same floor, Like every single floor is filled with bravolebs.

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Speaker 3: Is it different? Are you guys all in different hotels now or on different floors?

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Speaker 1: That's what I don't know, because these hotels are massive. I know that me and my cast are all at the same hotel. I think they put a few different shows at other hotels, I think. But that's like the most fun of all is like in the morning getting ready and then like getting a text from your hair girl being like, hey girl, I'm kind of running behind, can you run to suite whatever? And you like go in and like so and So's getting their makeup done, she's finishing up so and So's hair, and you're just like, that's the most fun where you have, like your coffee in the morning, that's my favorite fun. And then you enter the freaking circus of Bravo con Yeah, I'm nervous. You're gonna kill it, she I do. Yeah, okay, So a lot has gone on since we've been on the pod because I think we had to pre record. I celebrated. I did make it to five years of sobriety, Thank you very much. We celebrated at Chili's. It was freaking fantastic. You both surprised me with like a cute little party. I just thought we were going to show up to Chili's and like eat some caeso and call it a day. But they were like flowers and balloons and my friends and family.

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Speaker 4: It was fun.

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Speaker 1: It was a ton of fun. And Chili's just I'm from Utah, like we grew up on chain restaurants, but Chili's always just hit different.

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Speaker 3: I knew it was.

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Speaker 1: Gonna be a good, a good night. When mom and dad were like, we're thinking of just going to Chili's for dinner tonight.

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Speaker 3: Oh so immediately that's all I thought about.

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Speaker 4: The black cake though, which was not made by chilies. Did we talk about this?

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Speaker 1: I watched everyone eat the black cake, including my child, and looking like they had just eaten tar, and I was like, you know what, I think, I'm okay, but I heard that cake was phenomenal bomb, but all the cakes were. I wish I had the run velvet so good.

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Speaker 5: I didn't have the black cake, but Kyle did, and he said the next day he was like, I almost took myself to the hospital.

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Speaker 2: Because did you hear about Ocean after she ate the black Well.

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Speaker 5: Just to make it clear, just because not because the cake was amazing, there wasn't, but because of the frosting color, shit was a different color.

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Speaker 1: That Stossy decree me and was like, have you seen oceans poop this morning? I was like yes, and bo wasn't there. So he looked at Harford's poop and thought she ate pain. At school, we all had to remind ourselves, oh, it's that cake that was slapping last night. But before we celebrated that, Easton and I went with our older brother and our sister in law and our niece and nephew to Palm Springs. We haven't seen them. They still live in Utah. We haven't seen them in I want to say, like a year and a half. You you hobbies, you've seen them before, but I have. I haven't seen them in like a year and a half. We spent time in Palm Springs. It was the most amazing Palm Springs trip. I didn't have my phone at all. Easton was feeling sick. Why don't we talk about our first dinner that we had Easton? Oh, yeah, the one where you sip scissor before.

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Speaker 3: So coming down.

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Speaker 2: Well, so we did the live shows, okay, and I was feeling sick, and so I went to the.

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Speaker 1: A little sniffly, a little coffee, a little sniffy.

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Speaker 2: Feeling great, but so I my head was I wanted to have a decent night. My head was pounding. I couldn't breathe. So I was like, I'm just going to drink half of the dose. So I drank half of the dose. I shouldn't have drank half the dose. I couldn't remember anything.

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Speaker 4: Did you put it on ice and mix it with spry?

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Speaker 2: I drank it like a shot, you know, and like the cup, Yeah, I should have done that.

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Speaker 1: We had two separate tables at dinner and Easton was like remember that. He was like, Laren, where even am I right now? And I was like, we're at dinner. What the fuck is wrong with you? And He's like, I drank the scissor. But I was like, you're on fucking lean right now. What are you talking about? Where there's like children around? And he's like, obviously he was just trying to feel better. It's not like he's freaking getting high.

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Speaker 2: But he's yeah, it was a half of a thing, and it did that to me. So half that half a while and it knocked me. And here's the thing. Like the bathroom was not in the restaurant. It was like across the way and you were in just like a toffee shop, and so I felt like everything was a dream.

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Speaker 3: It was nuts. Where am I?

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Speaker 1: He was like, oh my gosh, I might Willy Wonka's coffee factory.

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Speaker 3: So it was just like I don't know what was going on.

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Speaker 1: Having my niece London, who's like I think nine built in babysitter so good. She's like nine or ten?

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Speaker 3: No, eleven.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I remember that because she's I said, oh, oh, you're a year away from actually being able to watch children, because I think twelve is the age.

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Speaker 1: Oh you're absolutely right.

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Speaker 3: Yeah. So I was like, wow, you're just like.

00:07:08
Speaker 1: Never gets older for me. I'm like, she's she's been nine in my mind for like one hundred years.

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Speaker 3: Drayson is isn't Drayson fifteen?

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Speaker 2: He's thirteen for some reason that they don't.

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Speaker 3: I don't know.

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Speaker 1: They may grow up so fast. I have an ocean story for you guys.

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Speaker 5: Yes.

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Speaker 1: So the other day, I'm on my phone and you know, she's at that age where like I don't like being on my phone around her because she now she sees it and she clocks it right. But something happened and I needed to make a podcast note. So I got on my phone and she goes, she comes up to me, you need to put your phone away, and I was like, all right, give me one steck. I got to make an OC note and she goes, put your phone down. I need to talk to you about something. I was like, what do you need to talk to me about? And yes, my child does speak like a New Yorker. All right, she goes, I need to talk to you about Wola Coasta. I was like, all right, what about him? She goes, you haven't been on a Wolla coaster. I said I have. Because she was remembering you and I. She goes, well, no, the other one, the matter Horn. She goes, the one you went on. You get wet. You get wet on that Wolla Coasta when.

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Speaker 3: You said stars, they're just like us. We were in the line for her.

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Speaker 1: You're in the line.

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Speaker 3: I can't believe she remembers that.

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Speaker 1: She remembers because you look at the Matterhorn and there's like a waterfall. Right. So she's been thinking about this, you guys for a couple of weeks.

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Speaker 5: This has been on her mind, and in that moment she said, put your phone down, I'm ready to talk about it.

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Speaker 1: She's like, we got to talk about it. If you get wet on the way every week to bring.

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Speaker 5: It up though, yeah, well it was time. Why is she the cutest and the smartest? Like this morning when I was trying to break into the office when we forgot the key, I was trying to break in and like pick the lock and she was watching for a sec and then she says, let me try and I said all right, and she did exactly what I was doing. I took a video of it. She was putting a paper clip in there, jiggling it around, and then she jiggled a handle and I was like, okay, this is good.

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Speaker 4: That's how you break in.

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Speaker 1: Let me love.

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Speaker 3: Caurglar Everyone's heart.

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Speaker 4: I know she's a genius.

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Speaker 1: By the way, Jess, what speaking of cat burglar that leads me to costumes and dressing up? Did we have a happy Halloween?

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Speaker 4: We did have a happy Halloween?

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Speaker 1: Did you did you?

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Speaker 3: Oh?

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Speaker 4: And Easton went out?

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Speaker 3: Joe, you went out last night?

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Speaker 4: I went out last night.

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Speaker 1: I went It was like the loon loon people.

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Speaker 5: Were there, right, Eli from lun was there, but it wasn't a loon party.

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Speaker 4: Dave, our friend Dave, was there.

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Speaker 3: T a little shot ski.

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Speaker 5: And then yeah and then he he was it was pouring down and he missed it. And I said, Dave, you missed it, and he was like, oh no, and he went to go back in and he hid his nose on the ice.

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Speaker 4: Blood blood blood.

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Speaker 3: Did he get blood on the ice? No?

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Speaker 5: I don't right, No, I don't think so, but it hit and then he looked at me and he's like, is it bleeding?

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Speaker 4: And I didn't know.

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Speaker 5: What to say, and so I was just like no. And then someone next to him was like, you're bleeding, man. So it was fun.

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Speaker 4: It wasn't a loon. It was a I dressed up as a groom.

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna throw up at the blood. I'm sorry.

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Speaker 3: He was.

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Speaker 5: He was the et guy Eli. No, that's not his name, Benny. Who's the guy with the et and the bike? I don't know whatever it's.

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Speaker 4: On the movie. It was fun. I did it was fun. Loved your makeup and I wanted to know, did you do it?

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Speaker 3: No? She was no.

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Speaker 1: I was driving home from Palm Springs.

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Speaker 3: No way.

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Speaker 4: So you were a skeleton.

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Speaker 3: It's half assed great.

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Speaker 1: Who did the paint on you? Yeah?

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Speaker 3: My boy? Calvin.

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Speaker 1: Oh, Calvin Cobb. Calvin Cobb from Funny Story.

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Speaker 4: Okay, let's hear it.

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Speaker 1: Funny story about Calvin Cobb. So I see this hot guy who keeps appearing on my Instagram not anymore. This happened a while ago, and I'm like, who is this hot guy? Well, in his bio he has that he was on season something of Love Island or whatever us. I'm like, all right, never seen it, but like, let's see if he has a hot voice. Because you couldn't really google him, he must have gotten voted off pretty early, so I look him up. Right, Calvin is on this guy season. So it's the only reason. How random that the one time I decide to dip my toe into Love Island and Calvin Cobb is on it, and Easan's like, now friends with this guy. He's so cute and so nice. But the guy who I thought was hot, I'm not going to drop his name. I decide one night, this was a while ago, was on February fourteenth, right, I'm with Katie in New York. I'm like, I'm just gonna slide in the DM. I slide in his DM. Oh boy, all.

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Speaker 3: Right, well we're getting DMD. I don't think she's ever done this before.

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Speaker 4: I love this because I didn't hear about that.

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Speaker 1: Well. I could not believe that this is like what happens in the DM. I was like, whoa, we're like definitely abrupt. This is what I say. I say to him, Like, hi, I think I said no. I sent a chefs this again, looking good? Yeah, he says back to me, give in mind. First message ever, he says to me, you slide in my DM. You must be trying to get in trouble. And I was like, send another emoji this face, Yeah, I like that one. Probably, He goes, you better stop playing before I come over there and blow your back out.

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Speaker 3: Really did it work?

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Speaker 1: No, you took all the fun out of it. What were you fucking messages?

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Speaker 4: Got straight to the point, he did.

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Speaker 1: And I did send my numbers because you're gonna get mad at him.

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Speaker 3: But here's the thing you're saying. You just got to the point. What are you? What is a man to do off of two fucking emojis?

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Speaker 2: But you're giving him nothing, so it I'm just gonna say, I'll blow your backround.

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Speaker 3: What am I to do?

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Speaker 2: You want to go to dinner and you get what I got? Two fucking emojis? What is a guy to do?

00:13:31
Speaker 4: What is a guy?

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Speaker 3: That's the same thing I've been like, all right, do you want to send a neod or something. Let's go on work.

00:13:38
Speaker 1: Let me see you.

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Speaker 3: Something for your nipple.

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Speaker 4: But it also worked. Thought he got your number.

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Speaker 2: I could never in a million years ever send that to a girl and be like, it'll work.

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Speaker 1: Let me blow your back out. Well, by the way, spoiler alert, he never got.

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Speaker 4: To what would you have liked him to say?

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Speaker 1: Like Euston said, what does and say to a chef's kissing hand? And a smirk? Yeah? Literally, what does one face? I also may have sent him the squirt emergency so so now, so Eastan and I talk about this all the time though. We're always like, we just want to find someone who's cool that we can kick it with. And the moment that like we've meet someone who like, we're texting, and then it never goes past texting. It's like this person's lame. They're not like when are we going to meet up? But then the people who are like, I'd love to take you to dinner, I'm like, oh no, it's going too fast.

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Speaker 2: If we bump into each other out and about yeah, but if you're planning on seeing each other much anxiety.

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Speaker 3: Yeah.

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Speaker 1: Anyway, So that's how I know Calvin Cobb and that's who did his face makeup.

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Speaker 4: It looked so good with the hair and everything. It looked.

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Speaker 3: I don't know what to do with it now it's doing something, but with the costume. It looked pretty great.

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Speaker 5: You're dressing up, lah, so this will be coming out on Wednesday after Halloween.

00:15:06
Speaker 1: I may be an alien. I may just like grab an eyeliner and draw some whiskers in a freaking nose.

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Speaker 2: I went to a Halloween. I don't dress on Saturday. It was around the block. No where was this to get into, like the Halloween.

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Speaker 1: I don't know what, like party city or something.

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Speaker 2: So that's why I literally just drew on my face. I was going to go get a costume. Yeah, it was in We asked the dude at the bat, You're like, how long is the wait?

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Speaker 3: Do you know?

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Speaker 2: When they were like, it's about an hour and thirty. I said, no fucking way.

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Speaker 4: Not for Halloween, honey, No, I don't know. Did you use the eyeliner?

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Speaker 2: Calvin just brought it in his face and then he painted my other buddy, Landen's face.

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Speaker 1: If Ocean would leave her face, then I would.

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Speaker 3: You'd paint it, paint it. I was thinking about that because she would leave it.

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Speaker 2: When we went to the pumpkin patch, Yeah, I saw the kids getting their face painted, and I was to bring it up to her and then I just remembered every time we paint her nails.

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Speaker 3: She can't even keep that.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, she has me paint her nails and literally has me paint them to pick them off, and then she'll go, I didn't pick them off. I'm like, you did, because they're gone. You did pick them off because they ain't painted anymore, because they're gone. Because they're gone.

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Speaker 4: Is that you're really quick and that I'm done with Halloween?

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Speaker 5: But I'm just curious, what is your both of you your favorite Halloween costume ever?

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Speaker 1: When I was a blue eminem Actually no, I lied. When I was my mom dressed me up as a dentist and I wore like the dentist lab coat or whatever it's called, and had glasses on in all the little tools. But then I wore billy bob teeth that were all fucked up, you know, the ones that you put in and they're like all mess.

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Speaker 4: Yes, that's hilarious.

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Speaker 5: Your mom's a comedian, she is. Yeah, that's so funny. I liked that costume that I would wear that now.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I remember that Billy bob teeth, isn't that it?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, like you just like put them in. Yeah, you know what I'm.

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Speaker 3: Talking about the Billy Bob teeth.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, that's what they were called. What about you?

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Speaker 2: I like the blue eminem I was that one year because you think I took it after year?

00:17:06
Speaker 1: Yeah, we were We've all been a blue.

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Speaker 2: She had it, and then I liked, I'll just be that nexter because I really didn't care. But then my mom got me. My favorite one I think was either Darth Vader because like, the.

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Speaker 3: Helmet was legit.

00:17:18
Speaker 1: Oh, the helmet was legit.

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Speaker 3: I remember that thing.

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Speaker 2: Or I liked the scream and you pumped the heart and like the blood would drip through.

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Speaker 4: The I loved that mask. It was so cool.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, and you were just taking a black thing. So there's no efforts stealthy.

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Speaker 3: They didn't make them like they don't make costumes like they used to.

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Speaker 1: No, they're not at all. Did you see Ocean as a silly goose?

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Speaker 3: Are you my favorite?

00:17:42
Speaker 4: Kidding me?

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Speaker 1: Mom was telling everyone at sea that she was a silly duck.

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Speaker 2: She had to call me to tell me that. On her way out, she goes, I feel so embarrassed.

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Speaker 4: She is so funny.

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Speaker 2: I didn't answer the first time, didn't answer the second imediately called her back and she goes, I had to tell you.

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Speaker 3: I was so embarrassed. I was calling her a silly dog.

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Speaker 2: I didn't it say it on her shirt, and she goes, no, it just had silly like.

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Speaker 1: The little goose thing on which is like a white leotard and a white too too, and then it said, Hi, my name's silly.

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Speaker 4: She was so cute.

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Speaker 5: She was so cute walking around getting her little candy trick or treating. By the way, I got home, my purse was absolutely filled with candy. I opened the Gucci bag and Kyle was like, are you okay? Because I was taking it all out and it piled up.

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Speaker 1: Filled to the brim. The Gucci was filled to the Buci was filled with snickers and races.

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Speaker 5: And I apologize for that, Cia, because I didn't realize how much I took.

00:18:45
Speaker 3: You deserve more for the children.

00:18:49
Speaker 4: I look like a child, So that's fine.

00:18:51
Speaker 1: It was, It was fine, all right. I want to deep dive into a couple of things, all right, Mauricio and his Dancing with the Stars partner scene holding hands, the part of me watching this seeing this, and by the way, this was pre BH premiere, right, got it? I think it's for publicity Yeah, I don't think it's real. I don't think that they've like had some sort of like love story behind the scenes of like dancing and who touching each other's body and doing the sulsea together. I just don't see that being like you're the one for me.

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Speaker 5: But you're connected. You guys are sharing this stress. It's like you say, with jiu jitsu and it getting you horny.

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Speaker 4: I don't. I think his is for publicity one hundred percent.

00:19:49
Speaker 1: But I think he wants to win. Is that what it is?

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Speaker 5: Yes, But I definitely see people like falling for each other over that, just like actors, well for actors over roles, it's like you're touching them and it's like you're sharing these moments.

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Speaker 2: Okay, but how often has it happened on Dancing with the Stars, Like, how many has it ever happened?

00:20:06
Speaker 4: I don't know.

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Speaker 3: I have to look that up.

00:20:09
Speaker 1: But I don't you think he just wants the marble ball trophy.

00:20:12
Speaker 4: The marble ball? Would you call it the other day the mirror ball or something? It was mirrabelle.

00:20:18
Speaker 1: What's it called.

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Speaker 5: It's like a mirror ball or something. But to your point, when Bobby Bones was on the season. I'm pretty sure, he said. I hope this was him. If not, sorry, but he said, like, it's not about the best dancer.

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Speaker 4: It's about the people who want to see you win. It's about the people who call you in.

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Speaker 5: So it's hinted at if you've got a cute little relationship or something where people are like, oh my god, this could be love.

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Speaker 4: They want to see you win, so they call. So that's why I think it's probably.

00:20:46
Speaker 2: You're kind of playing, okay, you're paying audience to vote for you.

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Speaker 5: The Mirrorbelle, what's it called. I think it's mirror ball. Oh, mirror ball, Yes, like mirror ball, like disco ball.

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Speaker 4: It it's so funny. I think I might be wrong. Let me see Dancing with the Stars.

00:21:03
Speaker 1: What is the trophy called that you win on Dancing with the Stars. If it's the Mirrorbelle, I'm gonna mirror ball trophy, mirror ball, Len Goodman, mirror ball.

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Speaker 4: Okay.

00:21:16
Speaker 1: Oh see, then I thought I was saying it wrong. I thought it was mirror bell, trope, mirror and then I thought it was marble, made of marble? Is it it's made of mirrors?

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Speaker 4: I think it's like a disco ball type.

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Speaker 1: Okay, yeah, all right, I like it. We think it's for publicity. Yeah, I oh my gosh, I can't get enough of Beverly Hills Hotel, Beverly Hills. Not too but literally so fucking good. So did you guys watch it?

00:21:51
Speaker 5: Watched most of it, but then I did a deep dive on Kyle and because then I was like, because then I started watching all the watch What Happens live clips and like, but anyway.

00:22:00
Speaker 1: Okay, tell me your thoughts, because I think everyone was everyone's excited when Beverly Hills comes back, but this season, especially because we're talking about like Kyle and Mauricio were like goals, right, And yes, I live in LA. I've heard rumblings for a while about Mauricio, but and now I know where there's smoke, there's fire. But there are crazy people who just make shit up. And Mauricio is very hot, so I could see people making up that they hooked up with him. But tell me your thoughts before we deep dive.

00:22:35
Speaker 4: I just have a couple quick.

00:22:36
Speaker 5: Number one, I was surprised to hear that Kyle was the one who called it off.

00:22:42
Speaker 4: Maybe I shouldn't be, but I was I just in number two.

00:22:48
Speaker 5: I think I've just I thought this could be a situation where they're like, not midlife crisis, but they need to go and they'll come back to each other because, like you said, they were goals, they're done.

00:23:00
Speaker 4: Like, I'm one hundred percent convinced they're done.

00:23:02
Speaker 1: I think she's checked out.

00:23:04
Speaker 5: Yeah, I think she is. And like the tattoo thing, which was weird.

00:23:08
Speaker 1: By the way, loved that scene and how he kept going love Bean, yeah, love Bean and her eyes but he said I won't allow it. Yeah, and she's like, go fuck yourself. Yes, Kyle was so incredibly sexy yeah this episode. And I think it's because she's kind of looking at him like I don't fucking need you. So you know, it's the confidence where like he had made all of this money, right, and it's it's just how it works sometimes, like the the mom goes out and works, but ultimately she's she's got to be a mama and raise a family, and the dad kind of goes out and works or does whatever he's doing. Now their kids are grown, and he looks sad, sad and very large new teeth, and she looks I just love the attitude where she's like, I have five tattoos and you don't want me to have anymore? And you thought I only had two? Yeah, the fuck off that?

00:24:12
Speaker 4: Even that? Yes, And even then seeing that, I was like, how does he not?

00:24:16
Speaker 5: That's I was like, they're done, They're not they're in, they're done, they're too How.

00:24:19
Speaker 3: Do you not even know?

00:24:20
Speaker 4: I mean, how do you not know?

00:24:21
Speaker 2: That's my biggest things? Haven't you seen her in the shower? Haven't you seen? I know exactly, you know, I don't know. But that was weird for me, and for him to keep just like, I don't know, he's just going to keep digging holes or he just felt like you every time he'd say something, it was just digging up the hole.

00:24:38
Speaker 3: And it's like, dude, there's a point you can shut up.

00:24:40
Speaker 1: Yeah. Well, it was very awkward, even her going into his study.

00:24:45
Speaker 3: I got second hand embarrassment for him.

00:24:47
Speaker 1: Yeah, I know she's not fucking around now. She disacked him. Yeah, so badass. So a lot of people I'm gonna I'm going to tie this back in at some point. A lot of people are saying, and it's happened with VH, It's happened with Southern Charm now, which is also fantastic because we're gonna deep dive into Southern charm as well. But they're drawing these these parallels, right, and they're now coining like oh, Mauricio and Kyle and Austin and Taylor on Southern charm. Everyone's trying to get their scanda all moment number one. Like Scandival was crazy, right, it was the perfect storm. But this should happens. I've always said it when when you have people who get comfortable in relationships friendships and then you add alcohol, like it's just easier to fuck, you know, like Scandival was not. It was the perfect storm on how it was happening, but it wasn't. Some like this has never happened ever. I mean, I've had this happen in my family where I won't out anyone, but someone had a best friend and the woman was confiding in her best friend about her husband cheating. And he was cheating with this woman and they're still together the front. It was wild and this is in my family.

00:26:17
Speaker 4: Okay, so the the one he cheated on or with their scann of aal yes, got it.

00:26:21
Speaker 2: I think I think Scannaval is so like intriguing because you can go back, I can watch and that's why it's like, now it's like you can put It's almost like a TV.

00:26:31
Speaker 3: I mean obviously, but.

00:26:32
Speaker 2: It's like a it was a scripted show and now you're going back and like watching it and like, oh my gosh, they touched a little How did I not see that?

00:26:40
Speaker 3: Right?

00:26:41
Speaker 1: People are calling, yeah, okay, yes, So that's what I mean is Scandival was so mind blowing because of that aspect of things. And it happened while our show was only mid season, so you knew the outcome and then got to watch with us all of these crazy moments of us putting things together and not really knowing if it was real or not, and then it coming out. So it was the perfect storm. However, people on the internet are so crazy that they think that all of these shows, even Carl and lindsay from a winter or summerhouse. Everyone's saying, all these other shows are trying to get their scan of all moment you guys, people cheat, people break up. Scan of all was not the first and it certainly will not be the last. But also I saw that people are saying Kyle's interview, look where she's in red, her first one red cutouts that she's trying to lean further into her scan of all moment. And that's where I'm like, Okay, you guys, we.

00:27:42
Speaker 3: Got to stop.

00:27:43
Speaker 1: Yeah, we got to stop. Ariana didn't invent the red cutout dress. She certainly did not invent the cheating being cheated on all right, Like, at some point we got to reel it in. I mean, I even when I went to vander pump Dog's Gallon wore that cutout dress, everyone was like, you're trying to cop Ariana. Actually that was my reunion dress look, and I wasn't able to wear it anymore. That's actually what really happened. And I just had the dress and was like, where the fuck am I ever gonna wear this? I guess to the gala? When am I supposed to wear it? To the brinch Shappial Foundation.

00:28:16
Speaker 6: It's out No, Like literally, it's so crazy to see people online go so wild over like you're trying to recreate something.

00:28:30
Speaker 1: You're trying to you're trying to recreate scandaval off of a fucking interview look with some cutouts, Like no one's ever worn cutout cut out anything before scandalval.

00:28:41
Speaker 3: Why have I gotten mad? No? Have I gone insane?

00:28:45
Speaker 4: Someone?

00:28:45
Speaker 3: Please tell me?

00:28:46
Speaker 2: On No, the story made me on of how crazy people are crazy trying.

00:28:52
Speaker 4: Yeah.

00:28:53
Speaker 1: No, Jessica's looking at me like, shut the fuck up, you're gonna no.

00:28:58
Speaker 2: She's mine numbed from the story as well of these people, and I'm yawning no, but no, you're not crazy.

00:29:03
Speaker 3: I think people like to stretch for stuff and it's just.

00:29:06
Speaker 5: A stretcht grilling to these speaching reaching is beyond okay.

00:29:15
Speaker 1: So let's circle back to some other news in Housewives, speaking of I love when it clicks you guys on my notes and the only person making notes in our group notes is me.

00:29:27
Speaker 2: Hold on here, let's yeah, let's throw this okay. So here's what we do, and I know you do it too. We don't like to throw your notes off because you like it.

00:29:38
Speaker 3: Here's the thing.

00:29:38
Speaker 2: You're the showrunner, right, so you're going to your So what I'm going to do or what we do, is I have my own notes for your notes.

00:29:48
Speaker 3: Yes, I don't need you to have my notes.

00:29:51
Speaker 2: So like when you're bringing up a topic, I now know my notes and there's no reason for you to know them. So when you're making edits just to let you know, like when it's letting us know that edits are happening, I'm going into my own notes and making my own edits.

00:30:03
Speaker 5: Yes, So we're looking at your notes just to stay on topic of.

00:30:06
Speaker 1: The show because I'm the boss. Yes, And then we have.

00:30:08
Speaker 5: Our own side notes. We're not going to filthy it up with our filthy notes.

00:30:11
Speaker 3: Yeah. Yeah.

00:30:13
Speaker 2: So then when you like go to a certain subject, like, my notes are just scattered, so but when you bring it up, I just know where mine is.

00:30:20
Speaker 3: Just go down to Oh I love that.

00:30:22
Speaker 2: Yeah, Like I'm not over here just hoping and praying that I'm getting it together.

00:30:25
Speaker 3: We got some notes going.

00:30:26
Speaker 4: We got some side notes.

00:30:28
Speaker 3: I have idea you have if I had my laptop, I turn it.

00:30:30
Speaker 2: But I have like a picture of all like the New York Housewives and then like Orange County in my notes with the names above them because I'm so bad with names, face to it.

00:30:40
Speaker 1: I'm better, way better with faces somebody with Housewives. I can learn names in two seconds.

00:30:45
Speaker 3: Well yeah, but you you love it that you're good at it. It's it's your work, It's true.

00:30:49
Speaker 4: Yeah.

00:30:50
Speaker 1: In other Housewives news, it has come out that are we good? On on BH? I feel like everyone mostly cares about Mari Marazio and Kyle. Yeah, so what I've gathered from this episode it was the first one. Also, it's going to be very interesting to see Erica Jane and Durte Durit and PK.

00:31:09
Speaker 4: Did we talk about that? Sorry?

00:31:11
Speaker 1: What about it?

00:31:12
Speaker 3: Well?

00:31:12
Speaker 5: The the wasn't it on Watch What Happens Live? Like, hasn't it come out? I was just looking at clips? But durt and PK like a call or called in and said to Kyle and someone else, did you hear that they're living or PK is living in a hotel?

00:31:29
Speaker 4: Did you see any of this?

00:31:30
Speaker 1: Okay, yes, I saw some of it on on IG Yes.

00:31:34
Speaker 4: How do you feel about that?

00:31:35
Speaker 5: Because that's another one where a lot of people are like not shocked, but I'm like, I'm.

00:31:39
Speaker 1: A little shocked.

00:31:40
Speaker 3: Yeah.

00:31:41
Speaker 1: I thought that they had a really beautiful relationship. Me too. The thing is, relationships are freaking hard.

00:31:46
Speaker 4: Yeah.

00:31:47
Speaker 1: Now you throw people into a city that is toxic as fuck, and then you're putting their their real lives onto a television show. It's a very intense. But during that the interview with Sutton, where she said, I haven't heard any rumors about PK. The only rumor I've heard is when he got his dui, there was another woman in the car. Teddy Mellencamp then said on Watch Wrappins Live, coming from a woman who keeps vodka in her fucking purse. I read the police report. PK was alone, So there we go. I don't know, Okay, Okay, that is shocking. Yeah, relationships are tough, and it's always sad when there's little kids involved. I know, you know, it's almost easier to split when they're infants because then they don't know any different. But to have to like retry like I can't imagine anyway. Moving on Shannon Badore dui, her blood alcohol level was three times the legal limit she's been charged with. Obviously the DUI and then hit and run.

00:32:53
Speaker 2: I got a question, Yeah, yeah, how many drinks or shots does it take?

00:32:58
Speaker 5: Well, it depends on your body. If three times, but that is what do they say? Two two to four drinks gets you to the d uy. So if it's three times, you would think she has close to twelve or or equivalent.

00:33:14
Speaker 1: I'm bad with numbers. All I know is three times sounds like a lot. If I'm times in point oh eight by three, Yeah, seems like we're above the legal limbos.

00:33:28
Speaker 3: How do you times three? I'd be just asleep in someone's front yard.

00:33:33
Speaker 4: Yeah, she was.

00:33:36
Speaker 1: She was after she took it out. It's the craziest ship to watch that video hitting the house, backing up and taking off like what I couldn't you do it? And then parking the car and walking the dog like nothing happened. I don't mean to laugh, but like, what the fuck?

00:33:53
Speaker 4: It's so wild that it's like so.

00:33:55
Speaker 1: Wild that you're like, what are you doing? Yeah? What are you doing?

00:33:58
Speaker 5: But we did hear that she yeah, that's that she is is also very affected by that, of course negatively, and is working on it, hopefully figures.

00:34:07
Speaker 1: I yes, I was told. I think we all were told. I read it that she was like really doing work on herself at a facility, which amazing. Thank god no one was hurt that night, right, Sorry, Just whenever I'm talking and I have an out of body experience, Yeah, here's the thing.

00:34:22
Speaker 3: When I get uncomfortable.

00:34:25
Speaker 2: Like that, I laugh because it's the only thing that it's like a defense mechanism that like can keep me away from like that badge.

00:34:34
Speaker 1: Which I'm really underneath. Yeah, but yeah, talking about that.

00:34:38
Speaker 4: I love to no, I love to during during stuff.

00:34:41
Speaker 1: Because I'm telling you, everyone's in a very sensitive state right now. You cannot win.

00:34:45
Speaker 2: I feel very has everybody else felt very weird this week.

00:34:49
Speaker 3: Halloween is caught in a hold of me.

00:34:51
Speaker 5: We're in between eclipses. You guys, You're not you're not You're not crazy. Everyone is dealing with either like a depression or exact or some weird shit going on or like and that that's what I'm hearing.

00:35:04
Speaker 3: I feel very heavy and emotional everybody else, and can.

00:35:09
Speaker 1: I tell you? It's to the point where I'm like, I want to fall off the map. I want no one to know who I am. I don't want to be written about. I don't want to be spoken about. I want to move to Palm Springs. I want you all to fucking forget me. Don't talk about me, leave me alone. I'm going to shut the fuck up. It's very weird.

00:35:26
Speaker 3: I don't like it.

00:35:27
Speaker 5: It's a weird time, and I've never it's a weird time and I've never ever been the one. Oh, we're in between eclipses, like, but this is real. It's like everyone's feeling the same way. There's something behind that.

00:35:38
Speaker 1: There's something behind it, and I'm not freaking digging in. Yeah, did we watch New York couple of last couple of reunions?

00:35:52
Speaker 3: Oh? I watched the first thirty minutes of the second.

00:35:54
Speaker 1: They're a very love them. This is not a job. They're very sensitive compared to the OG's very sensitive and very emotional, very high emotion I have. It is it's heavy. It's heavy, the stuff that they talk about. The one thing that I want to touch on is I was actually mind blown at how Aaron and Si were gas lighting Jessel. I don't care what you say Easton. Those two girls were little caddy bitches. And I've been there. I've been a caddy bitch a million one time.

00:36:28
Speaker 3: So I can say like, yeah, people have been caddy. I just on that. I just didn't.

00:36:34
Speaker 2: I don't love Jessel, but I can also say like, you're being a bitch to Jessel.

00:36:37
Speaker 1: They were absolutely insinuating that her husband was creeping around on her, and then she confronts them at the reunion and they're like, we never said that, and it's like, no, no, you're not going to play this game with me. You may have never said he's absolutely cheating on her, but you both laughed and insinuated that he was creeping around.

00:36:56
Speaker 3: It's a long time to have you Vietnam. But so did I. Yeah, I said it was. I was like, why is it?

00:37:02
Speaker 1: But it's fine, guess why you're not on a show with them.

00:37:05
Speaker 4: That's also not the point. It's that they were gaslighting her.

00:37:08
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, no, but I did. I also was feeling for Jessel on.

00:37:12
Speaker 5: That, and I now see why Brinn was like, oh afterwards, our group text were like fuck you blah blah blah.

00:37:19
Speaker 4: And now it's like, well, yeah, no shit, because.

00:37:21
Speaker 5: Remember she said the roning group text was like they all hated each other.

00:37:26
Speaker 4: I hope you don't like that anymore.

00:37:27
Speaker 1: We'll see it got that vibe. Yeah, even Uber went in yeah on the group messages. They both some of them the first episode I have yet to get around. I watched like maybe ten minutes of the second part and then Ocean.

00:37:43
Speaker 3: A lot of them. I do like how they I know there are stories, but they did.

00:37:47
Speaker 2: It's one of the housewives that I've seen, like all of them taking a little bit of accountability other than a couple of it like things, but most of them are like I'm sorry, like Si saying that she gets angry because she doesn't like eat meat so she has to eat every three hours and things like that.

00:38:03
Speaker 3: It's like I can understand, and for you to just say like I thought like.

00:38:06
Speaker 2: The accountability on a good amount of subjects was like I was like, all right, you can see that they are close, but you can also see how their sisters in butt fucking heads.

00:38:14
Speaker 1: Yeah. I actually really enjoy them. I'm excited that they'll be back on my TV screen. Salt Lake, not much happened. I was blown away by Monica had Angie. Never thought I'd be a fan of Angie K. Love Angie K. Monica's kind of losing me. They go to Angie's house. By the way, I think I want to marry a Greek man.

00:38:35
Speaker 4: Why.

00:38:35
Speaker 1: I just love everything about it? Okay, okay, there.

00:38:38
Speaker 3: Are there are a lot of very great Greek men in Utah.

00:38:42
Speaker 1: Well I'm going there and marrying one because I am obsessed Okay, everything about it. Anyway, Yeah, I couldn't well because I watched Angie K had Easter at her home and just all of the things that they do in that culture is just beautiful and it resonated with me, and I was like, I want a Greek man and I'm not Greek, so I can't. I'm gonna have to marry someone to actually be a part of it.

00:39:07
Speaker 2: You hear that Greek men, all of them know what they can go and watch to kind of get you going.

00:39:15
Speaker 1: No, I'm so excited for my big fat Greek wedding three. That is that anything that's like fully happening. Rush hour is my big wedding three coming out soon, guys to who it says to who too. Anyway, They're at angie CA's for Easter. Monica brings her mom and her kids. Monica and Angie get into it. Really, Monica's just getting into it with herself and Angie is just trying to like stay neutral. Monica's mom comes up and starts trying to get Monica to calm down. Granted, I think Monica's mom wants her fifteen minutes absolutely, because it was like leave her alone, dude, she doesn't want you talking to her. But then Monica sits back down. The mom comes up and she's like, you need to stop it. After she's told her fifteen times it's not going well, by the way, and Monica goes me, stop it, tell her to stop it. I'm like, oh my god, you're a child. You're a fucking child. What the fuck is happening. You're a grown ass woman telling your mom to tell your other grown ass friend to stop it. Monica decides to leave. She tells her kids, let's go, and it was absolutely heartbreaking. Her little girl says, but what about the Easter hunt. They're having the best time. When I tell you, I sobbed. I sobbed.

00:40:31
Speaker 4: That's heartbreaking. What would you do in that situation.

00:40:34
Speaker 5: I if I'm a mom, I'm staying and I'm going fuck it, I'm ignoring you, and I'm letting my kids have fun.

00:40:39
Speaker 1: Let me tell you something. If I'm in your home, I'm not bossing up to you. I'm gonna tell you, I'm so grateful that you invited me. Let's have this conversation when children are not around. Let's have a great day, celebrate Easter and the reason why we're here, and my kid is gonna have the best fucking time. And she is absolutely not paying for this petty bullshit between grown ass women. All right, yeah, it's not happening. I don't care if I'm filming a show or not. This is my child's day. She's having fun. I'm putting all my big girl pants. I thought it was really, really sad, amen, and I was very annoyed this sweet little girl who asked about the easter like it chokes me up?

00:41:21
Speaker 3: Is that because you have.

00:41:22
Speaker 2: A baby and you know what it would do the ocean because it can you know you've been there?

00:41:26
Speaker 3: Then?

00:41:26
Speaker 1: Is that? Am I crying over for making?

00:41:30
Speaker 4: That's I got goosebumps? That's heartbreaking?

00:41:33
Speaker 1: Yeah?

00:41:34
Speaker 3: On size. Just when we were driving, what about about it's eclipse? I will go and crawl into bag.

00:41:46
Speaker 1: Yeah, emotional swives. She is producer. Jo Fine, I have this little bag.

00:41:55
Speaker 3: I got, I got a Chili city.

00:41:56
Speaker 1: All right, nine, It's all good. That's what I learned from salt Lake. Also very salt Lake is awesome. I was balls deep in Southern Charm this weekend.

00:42:07
Speaker 5: Okay, so I need to watch Southern Charm because I've heard forever it's so good.

00:42:12
Speaker 2: I do like it, you do? I just so she told me. She was like, hey, fantastic, just so we can talk about it. So I watched two episodes just to have an idea. F y, I don't know names.

00:42:22
Speaker 4: Yet, Okay, getting there, Okay, making my yeah.

00:42:25
Speaker 3: Making my cheesy. But I actually really really enjoy it. Yeah yeah. The people are like I like all of the cast, like.

00:42:32
Speaker 4: Okay, I'm gonna why. I don't know why. I'm acting shocked. I've heard it's fantastic.

00:42:36
Speaker 1: Okay. So everyone is saying that this storyline that's going on. So we have Shep who was dating Taylor. Okay, we have Austin.

00:42:50
Speaker 3: Dating Olivia Whiteboard.

00:42:54
Speaker 1: I really should besties, these girls besties?

00:43:00
Speaker 3: All right?

00:43:00
Speaker 1: Do you see this? These two are together together together? Do you see it on here? Okay, do you see how it's working? They break up. Taylor, who's a Bible bumper, hooks up with Austin, her ex's best friend and her best friend's ex. Okay, they claim they didn't have sex. They've been lying about kissing for a while now.

00:43:35
Speaker 2: If you I'm sorry, but at this age, Taylor kiss you.

00:43:39
Speaker 1: Smash you smash Taylor the Bible Bumper also sent a nude picture to Chep's other friend, Whitney, whose mom is.

00:43:50
Speaker 3: Fabulous, who is the one who spilt the tea, guys, is.

00:43:53
Speaker 1: The one and the reason we know that Whitney got a nude picture from Bible Bump and Taylor is because Whitney's fabulous southern mother spilled that team. She goes, and then there's the nude photograph that I guess we're not talking about. And Taylor tries to tell SHEP because SHEP calls her on it and says, you send a nude picture. He goes, She goes, you caudn't see anything. It's dark, couldn't see anything. They sit down at the table. SHEP says, we squashed it. Taylor's like, yeah, everyone, you couldn't see anything that I sent to Whitney. That did happen, but you couldn't see anything. My girl, fucking Madison Lacroix, hottest fuck goes, I saw your tits and your vagina and she's like this. Bible bumpers like, fuck you guys. This season's fucking awesome. I need They brought in two million fews a couple of weeks ago. Wow, amazing. Yeah, everyone again is saying, oh, it's a they're trying to repeat scan of all. Let me tell you some if you go back if you go back on a Madison Lacroix's Instagram, they had a day Chaser, which is Taylor's booze company that she's trying to promote. It's not hers, but she's promoting it. They go to a day Chaser party Madison has on. The theme was like skier. She has on a black headband, cute sunglasses, black little jacket. Okay, if you go back on her Instagram when this was already very much a storyline. This was episode five that was filmed. She took a picture posted it on IG in January. Okay, that was well before Scannedival even broke. This was their storyline and if they had been if this was episode five, that means they had been filming for five weeks, give or take. That would have put us at the end of November, give or take. This was happening. This was gonna be their story, whether scan of All happened or not. Yeah, Okay, it's actually really shitty that the way it works out first, right, because these people would be on Dancing with the fucking Stocks, all right. This season's fucking good. I can't get enough of it, I really can't. No, it's good and wow, it's making me horny talking wow, what not because of all the hooking up, just because when something is so good that really gets me, that gets you going. Good TV is what gets me wet.

00:46:21
Speaker 5: Okay, listen up, Greek men.

00:46:25
Speaker 3: You give her a euro and a towel and a good show.

00:46:28
Speaker 1: By the way, have you guys ever sent nuts?

00:46:31
Speaker 4: I never my face in them.

00:46:34
Speaker 3: Oh, like I said, I've never.

00:46:36
Speaker 5: Early college, for sure, it was the thing twenty ten, twenty eleven.

00:46:41
Speaker 1: You know, I remember a friend of mine in the eighth grade took a picture and sent it to someone just her boobs, and she was like this fourteen. I was like, what the what is she doing? It made its round, you know, yeah, went around the school and.

00:46:55
Speaker 4: I was just so heart breaking.

00:46:57
Speaker 5: That haven't no that happened to my best that happened to a friend of mine, and she it makes the rounds, and that's.

00:47:03
Speaker 4: Like so sad.

00:47:05
Speaker 3: I don't. I don't know how many people send nudes, but I.

00:47:08
Speaker 2: Feel like like our generation, I doesn't as much because we were so we were like the first ones with cell phones in that came. So like when you did, you were scarred either from it or from somebody you knew, so that you're like, I'm never fucking doing that.

00:47:24
Speaker 1: Yeah, nudes to like my boyfriends at the time.

00:47:27
Speaker 4: That's what it was.

00:47:28
Speaker 5: I never sent it an unsolicited number one and some random guy that you're talking.

00:47:32
Speaker 4: To a relationship.

00:47:35
Speaker 5: And then I'm like, really, yeah, have you you've never sent a nude I.

00:47:39
Speaker 2: May have sent one to my ex maybe I think I bet if anything, but it's.

00:47:43
Speaker 1: Just like I feel like nude guy picks are weird.

00:47:45
Speaker 4: There you go, you only have one thing going to send a picture of your ass.

00:47:49
Speaker 2: Like if I were to, I think when I send photos, like it would just be like shirtless in bed, like you know, faceless giveaway.

00:47:56
Speaker 4: Oh I got your penis in it?

00:47:58
Speaker 2: No, I would cover that because it's it's a junk package. I feel like I look at my body nude before getting in the show, and I'm like, there's no way that's ever Like how is this attractive to any lady?

00:48:09
Speaker 1: Yeah?

00:48:09
Speaker 2: Or like I'm just it's the female body is just so pretty, and then the male body is just like, no matter how shaped you are as a man, it's just like somebody just threw plato at it.

00:48:20
Speaker 1: It looks kind of like you taking a nude photo. It just looks like kind of like you're at the doctor's office in there, like you're physical anatomy.

00:48:28
Speaker 3: Yeah.

00:48:29
Speaker 1: Picture, it's just like nothing scrotum, ball, sack, kneecap, yeah, venus anus bend over.

00:48:39
Speaker 4: The funniest Speaking.

00:48:45
Speaker 3: Of the I got my dad's old playboys and I was going through them. Yea bush era. We love the bush bush League.

00:48:53
Speaker 5: Remember when people tried to be like the bushes coming back never never, never.

00:48:58
Speaker 1: Are you joking with all the lasering that ship coming back? A patchie vagina people would come back.

00:49:06
Speaker 3: If I don't because we've all been lasered.

00:49:07
Speaker 1: But it's like, really like you really got to have the right skin tone, right hair texture to get that laser to really pick up the root and rip it right, like laser it to its core. So you're really just getting instead of bush vagina, it's like patchy bush vagina if you wanted to grow out.

00:49:27
Speaker 5: Which, by the way, if you have a bush and you're rocking it and you love it, good for you.

00:49:31
Speaker 1: You don't have friends that have the bush, I mean, and they show it to me and I'm like, it looks like it's gonna eat me.

00:49:38
Speaker 2: Here's the thing do you just like if you're about to go and you know, get a little four play going and things of that nature. I don't know.

00:49:46
Speaker 1: It's not my one friend. I was like telling her you can't have a bush, and then she was like, all right, then I'm gonna do something. I was like, you know what, dude, now that I think about it, you're like married, and.

00:49:55
Speaker 3: Shit, I actually know how.

00:49:57
Speaker 1: And I've got mister Bigglesworth and like where you at? So like, keep the bush, dude, keep the fucking bush. Obviously, maybe I'll get a bush. Maybe that's where how you find good men, is sticking around even with a bush. Anywhore after these laser sessions, you won't. That's what I know. Those are my favorite sessions.

00:50:19
Speaker 5: Don't don't report me to HR for saying that I am my favorite session.

00:50:25
Speaker 1: We don't have any HR, or I'd be in a lot of trouble making. Jessica take content in my laser appointment with me having to hold my ass cheeks, hold.

00:50:35
Speaker 5: On her stomach, holding her own ass cheeks open, ass like popped up a little because.

00:50:39
Speaker 4: You gotta get in there. And she's going out out and it's like and I'm crying, laughing.

00:50:46
Speaker 1: It is, however, so funny. I always ask first, like, when you take a picture of me naked? Yes, Like a couple of years ago, I asked, do you feel comfortable taking a.

00:50:57
Speaker 3: Nude photo of me?

00:50:58
Speaker 1: Because if you don't, it's okay.

00:51:00
Speaker 4: I don't even know if it got to that.

00:51:02
Speaker 3: I don't think.

00:51:05
Speaker 1: I would never force anybody I do.

00:51:07
Speaker 5: I don't think it got to that. I think I was saying, we need to take a good nude in this. That's what it was. And then you were like, do you feel comfortable? I'm like, I'm literally my idea. We're a bunch of fucking weirdos, all right. It's my favorite time of the podcast.

00:51:22
Speaker 1: Ache and relief of the week. My ache is that Matthew Perry passed away at the age of fifty four, our beloved Chandler being devastating. I heard from his memoir that he had relapsed between sixty again. I don't know how he passed away, but it's just crazy that I was celebrating five years of sobriety and then this pops up, you know, talking about his memoir that he said he relapsed sixty to seventy times. That's a lot of fight to put up for your life, and I just there, like every movie that he's been in. What was what was it? The whole nine yards? You know, I'm talking about Easton with Bruce Willis Matthew Perry. We watched it Easton with Brandon, our older brother and then friends. They like watch all the time.

00:52:21
Speaker 3: Brandon reminded me of the Chandler.

00:52:24
Speaker 1: He had like something with the mouth, right, They had like this mannerism, yes.

00:52:28
Speaker 2: And like when Chandler would get manic and like do things, That's how Brandon kind of is.

00:52:34
Speaker 3: So it was like we lived.

00:52:37
Speaker 4: He brought so Chandler bing. Matthew Perry brought so much joy to people.

00:52:40
Speaker 1: He had such kind eyes and such a sweet smile. So I didn't know him, but I feel like I'm gonna miss him. Also fun not fun fact, crazy fact. Actually, you guys know I'm obsessed with Dateline. Matthew Perry's stepdad is Keith Morrison.

00:52:58
Speaker 2: I know I saw him there and I thought he was there to do like something about like a piece on it, because I was like whoa, And then he walked over and then I like read a little more and I was at the.

00:53:09
Speaker 1: There were photos. Yeah, and he was crossing through the yellow tape and it does look like he's going and doing his job for dateline or something.

00:53:18
Speaker 3: Yeah, because I never put that, I just assume. But yeah, wow.

00:53:23
Speaker 1: And I want to say my relief of the week is I think it's going to be Bravocony. Although I am very nervous because I have social anxiety. I know it doesn't show, but I do. I'm very excited.

00:53:39
Speaker 2: You should be because every time you go out and do that stuff, you look very natural. When I when we were on stage, I was thinking, like, why does she ever get nervous, because you really can just go out and just do it.

00:53:48
Speaker 1: Yeah. I fake it. I fake it every time, killing it.

00:53:52
Speaker 3: So keep taking it. It works because you're making it.

00:53:55
Speaker 2: No, you do very well, So I don't think you should you should be nervous at all.

00:53:59
Speaker 1: Thanks babe. What is your ache? And relief?

00:54:01
Speaker 3: Ease?

00:54:01
Speaker 2: My ache is also Matthew Perry and Chandler Bing and just yeah, because that was like my whole childhood.

00:54:07
Speaker 3: You know how many seasons? Nine? Oh?

00:54:11
Speaker 1: I think ten?

00:54:11
Speaker 3: Ten?

00:54:12
Speaker 1: Yeah?

00:54:12
Speaker 2: Science was nine okay, yeah, a decade of our lives. Like I was watching that and Brandon loved it, so then I started watching it and then that's when I put so, yeah, that's my ache of the week, and then my.

00:54:24
Speaker 3: Relief is going to be probably Bravo Cone as well. We got got some friends out there that I'm gonna go hang out with. We got some good dinners.

00:54:34
Speaker 2: Calvin Cobb will be there as well with with him.

00:54:38
Speaker 4: Love it, Calvin.

00:54:39
Speaker 1: Ko's sad to have you.

00:54:42
Speaker 5: My ache obviously Matthew Perry. But my ache was I went and after I went home a few months ago, I got adjusted by my brother's girlfriend, Ali, doctor Ali ben Kart, and I felt like a new woman, like the whole dustin bit you did, or the whole dustin story you said about getting your back cracked. Felt like a new woman. So I decided this past weekend, I said, I'm gonna do it again. It's gonna be the same. Of course, all it's mostly the same, not the same, not the same. I went, it matters chiropractors, right, chiropractors matter.

00:55:14
Speaker 4: Ali, You're a freaking mugit magician also a musician. But I'm a magician.

00:55:21
Speaker 5: And no, because it was not good and I was like, what is this? It was just like awkward and it hurt. And then I started getting nervous because I'm like, I'm gonna what if I get what if they like do something to my spine.

00:55:34
Speaker 4: It was not good. I'm not gonna say where it was, but it matters.

00:55:37
Speaker 5: So all of the good chiropractors out there, congrats on being good because it's a hard.

00:55:42
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's an amazing art. And then my relief is.

00:55:46
Speaker 5: Bravocon, Bravo Con. I've never been to a Bravo Con before. I'll be popping in and out Easton and I will maybe be Sharon Locations.

00:55:56
Speaker 3: Not no, we have to.

00:55:57
Speaker 4: Yeah, we'll be well, that's.

00:55:58
Speaker 3: The only thing that throws me through.

00:56:00
Speaker 1: We have old game.

00:56:02
Speaker 4: We should have done a podcast there next.

00:56:04
Speaker 1: Time, damn it, next time, next year.

00:56:07
Speaker 4: Yeah, it'll be fair next.

00:56:08
Speaker 1: Year, next year, year. We never know, We never know. You guys, thank you so much for listening to another episode of the Give Them La La podcast. Reminder that if you're listening here right now to go on because we have YouTube now where you can watch this.

00:56:25
Speaker 3: Podcast, comment and subscribe.

00:56:28
Speaker 1: Correct The YouTube channel is up and running and this will air on Friday at nine am Pacific time. I love you guys, so much Happy hump Day. I'll see some of you at Bravo con I am sure. I love you at you next time.