Ruthless Aggression Fig Fed Show 4 Summerslam - FROM THE VAULT

<v Speaker 1>Welcome everyone to the granddaddy of them all, the fig
<v Speaker 1>Fed pay per view show, Summer Slam.
<v Speaker 2>It's the biggest party of the summer.
<v Speaker 3>Baby, it's the finale. Baby.
<v Speaker 1>I am one of your hosts here, doctor silver Balls,
<v Speaker 1>the producer of the show, Smart Mark Sterling, and I'm
<v Speaker 1>joined here representing the Raw brand by the Prince.
<v Speaker 4>Of Queens Brian Myers a kate a the Scottie Pippen
<v Speaker 4>of wrestling figure collecting.
<v Speaker 1>I'm also joined by the SmackDown brand leader.
<v Speaker 3>I'm the President of SmackDown. Hey, your talent too, bro. No, no,
<v Speaker 3>Zach Rider. Obviously I don't own Zach Ryder, Zach RoIP.
<v Speaker 3>He's a talent who works on smack Dot. I'm Matt Cardona,
<v Speaker 3>the President. Don't confuse me with the general manager Vince
<v Speaker 3>McMahon or the commissioner Foley. I'm the president and yeah,
<v Speaker 3>I got smacked Down, I got four TVs and I
<v Speaker 3>got Summer Slam for your baby. And this is it.
<v Speaker 3>This is the Silver Tuna. You know, this is the
<v Speaker 3>last dance, the last ride. But as you know, this
<v Speaker 3>has been so successful thanks to all you guys that
<v Speaker 3>we are bringing the fig Fed to the main Feed Baby,
<v Speaker 3>and that will start in August. Brand new fig Fed
<v Speaker 3>starting in August, and the pay per views will be
<v Speaker 3>on Patreon. Right now, we're rushing through four TVs each
<v Speaker 3>in a pay per view. No no, no, no no. The
<v Speaker 3>main feed will be a TV every week the Wednesday
<v Speaker 3>Night Wars Baby, and then every month like a real
<v Speaker 3>like a real Fed, there will be the pay per
<v Speaker 3>view and we're going head to head Baby.
<v Speaker 2>I was thinking about this.
<v Speaker 4>We might have to make a pay per view schedule
<v Speaker 4>because not all pay per views are four weeks show
<v Speaker 4>four weeks show sometimes to be five.
<v Speaker 2>It could be three.
<v Speaker 4>Like we could pick the date when that show comes out,
<v Speaker 4>you know, really vary our book a little bit.
<v Speaker 3>It's it's possible. Hey, I'm up for anything I have.
<v Speaker 3>I would say ninety of my roster. Uh just waiting.
<v Speaker 3>They're just inside the package, waiting for me to let
<v Speaker 3>them breathe. I'm gonna film a nice unboxing when I
<v Speaker 3>get them all. I could have got a couple loose,
<v Speaker 3>but I'm like, if I'm gonna do them all, you buys, well,
<v Speaker 3>if you're do seventy five percent hundred percent midtle car.
<v Speaker 4>My loose rule is I can Uh, I can go
<v Speaker 4>on my iPad, put the brightness up full tilt and
<v Speaker 4>I really really look at these lucies and it helps
<v Speaker 4>me decide.
<v Speaker 2>I got a couple of.
<v Speaker 4>Loosies, so uh, I was, I'm I'm two figures away
<v Speaker 4>and I got them all.
<v Speaker 2>They I was just coming in the mail and Barriman M.
<v Speaker 4>Bryan has already unboxed and filmed unboxings with my guys
<v Speaker 4>that are ready to go on the YouTube channel.
<v Speaker 2>Uh in the near future.
<v Speaker 3>Well, I'm waiting for all min to come. I'm gonna
<v Speaker 3>do one giant like my number one draft pick is
<v Speaker 3>like after the draft obviously unboxing as I do it
<v Speaker 3>one one bit unboxing. But anyway, guys, listen, we're here.
<v Speaker 3>This is the finale. Listen. There's no winner losers. The
<v Speaker 3>only winners here are the fans, right and hey, listen,
<v Speaker 3>I think I won a lot of There's a lot
<v Speaker 3>of Matt supporters out there.
<v Speaker 4>You know, before we started, or I was pre maybe
<v Speaker 4>it was last night, I was prepping my notes in
<v Speaker 4>my booking meeting and my beautiful, lovely, supportive wife walked
<v Speaker 4>in and she said, What's what's going on with that?
<v Speaker 2>I said, well, I've already. I can't lose. You can't lose.
<v Speaker 4>The best Matt could do is tie me in all this,
<v Speaker 4>and that's fine and all, but you know what, I
<v Speaker 4>don't really want to participation in trophy after all this
<v Speaker 4>because I put a lot of blood, sweat and tears
<v Speaker 4>in this.
<v Speaker 2>I said, I want to beat him.
<v Speaker 1>Wait, I don't think he can tell you.
<v Speaker 5>I want to beat him.
<v Speaker 1>You can tie can I don't think so.
<v Speaker 3>I thought it was like I'm up three or the
<v Speaker 3>draft episode?
<v Speaker 1>Doesn't he only one once?
<v Speaker 3>And of course this episode doesn't count. First of all,
<v Speaker 3>everyone knows a draft count.
<v Speaker 2>It's because people were very opinionated. All people were.
<v Speaker 3>Talking about last month was me, Foley, boiler Room, Brian.
<v Speaker 3>He was selling these figures already on the Facebook group.
<v Speaker 3>I forgot half these guys were even on his roster.
<v Speaker 4>Brosky, I could do the same thing the You're stupid
<v Speaker 4>fed if I saw your whole roster laiter on the
<v Speaker 4>Howard Howard.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, you.
<v Speaker 4>You debuted them so you could buy jackets off Mark
<v Speaker 4>Bushy and then that was it, end of story.
<v Speaker 3>I mean, I did do that. I did do that,
<v Speaker 3>but I am very excited for the next fig Fed
<v Speaker 3>but let's not. Let's not. Let's not.
<v Speaker 2>And for the people that loved the draft episode and.
<v Speaker 4>Were you know, very opinionated about it, get ready for
<v Speaker 4>this one because spoiler alert, Broski still can't draft.
<v Speaker 2>So I.
<v Speaker 3>Made a couple I made a couple of mistakes, and
<v Speaker 3>I'm not gonna lie to the mistakes.
<v Speaker 4>And actually, oh my god, I can't wait for it
<v Speaker 4>the air because then we can disclose all the mayhem
<v Speaker 4>it's been going on since then with.
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, but I've come to terms with I made some errors.
<v Speaker 3>I forgot some things that wasn't as organized, but I've
<v Speaker 3>come to terms with that, and I'm very confident. I
<v Speaker 3>already have my August favorite booked. I'm already way ahead
<v Speaker 3>of you mayby Okay, all.
<v Speaker 1>Right, so how are we? How are we doing this?
<v Speaker 1>So Brosky, you are going first?
<v Speaker 3>I believe I'm going first. I will have twenty minutes
<v Speaker 3>to get through all four TV shows. And this is
<v Speaker 3>so rush. I'm not a big details guy. Context is king.
<v Speaker 3>I can't wait for the new show where I can
<v Speaker 3>really talk about you know, Brian's wrestling show.
<v Speaker 4>Are you admitting that you mailed in this one because
<v Speaker 4>you're too excited about the.
<v Speaker 3>The Brian's wrestling. Brian is writing a wrestling show. I'm
<v Speaker 3>writing a television program. But I'm gonna have to race
<v Speaker 3>through four TVs in twenty minutes, so the context won't
<v Speaker 3>be it'll be queen, it won't be King.
<v Speaker 2>You know what I'm saying, Prince of Queens, all right, yeah,
<v Speaker 2>whatever you want? All right, So.
<v Speaker 3>Mark, when you're when you're ready, please give me the
<v Speaker 3>twenty minute countdown every five minutes or so, and we
<v Speaker 3>will break after each television show.
<v Speaker 1>Okay, I will pause and tell you the.
<v Speaker 2>Pause, and that's where Mark and I get to go.
<v Speaker 2>Why did you do that?
<v Speaker 1>Okay?
<v Speaker 3>Yes, I'm going to set a timer for myself, just
<v Speaker 3>so I can be aware.
<v Speaker 1>Also, I am going to do my best to remain
<v Speaker 1>oh yeah, right down the middle.
<v Speaker 2>Mark, the heart wants with the heart wants.
<v Speaker 3>Okay. Now, guys, please before you listen to this, because
<v Speaker 3>context is king. Oh here we go, press pause. If
<v Speaker 3>you haven't listened to the other ones, you must listen
<v Speaker 3>to the other one before, because without the other ones, nothing.
<v Speaker 2>That I actually agree with you.
<v Speaker 4>This is month's episodes after episode in the making. Here,
<v Speaker 4>I mean a lot of drama you need to hear
<v Speaker 4>the other episodes for anything.
<v Speaker 3>So there's the draft, three pay per views, and this
<v Speaker 3>is the fourth pay per view, but this is the finale, babe.
<v Speaker 2>Oh yeah. Any amount of people that ask I guess
<v Speaker 2>I did already win? Hi, I won two pay per viewers.
<v Speaker 3>The draft doesn't count, and you cheated and then, like
<v Speaker 3>people said, I cheated the last time. But I just
<v Speaker 3>I just you know, I'm playing by the rules that
<v Speaker 3>you already been before.
<v Speaker 2>But yeah, before we start, you don't have an official
<v Speaker 2>statement on that.
<v Speaker 3>About you, guys, I use them as enhancepitalent.
<v Speaker 1>Did so do you admit that a lot you might
<v Speaker 1>have cheated?
<v Speaker 3>I'm playing by the If I listen, if Brian didn't
<v Speaker 3>already use quote unquote locals, there's no way I would
<v Speaker 3>have done that.
<v Speaker 4>I booked my locals in my TVs leading up to
<v Speaker 4>SummerSlam in spite of you, just to get them back
<v Speaker 4>on the television program.
<v Speaker 3>Wow.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, all right, he's already cheating.
<v Speaker 3>Guys, are you gonna hey, all you major marks listening,
<v Speaker 3>are you gonna take away points for him? He's already
<v Speaker 3>admitting he's cheating.
<v Speaker 1>All right, here we go?
<v Speaker 3>Are we ready?
<v Speaker 1>We are for TVs out from SummerSlam, the Big two
<v Speaker 1>night special. Uh for this Figfed and Broski is going
<v Speaker 1>to start SmackDown right now?
<v Speaker 3>All right, we start SmackDown Week one with a video
<v Speaker 3>package of Adrenaline. Pay per view out comes Hulk Hogan.
<v Speaker 3>He says, if you saw Adrenaline, you know what's gonna
<v Speaker 3>happen at SummerSlam. It's gonna be Hogan and the Rock
<v Speaker 3>verse Sina at SummerSlam. And he suggests to Rock, hey,
<v Speaker 3>let's watch each other's backs until Summer Slam. Let's take
<v Speaker 3>down the corporate chain gang. He calls out the Rock.
<v Speaker 3>He calls out the Rock. If you're smell what the
<v Speaker 3>Rock is cooking. He waits a couple of minutes, The
<v Speaker 3>Rock doesn't come out. The Rock appears on the tron
<v Speaker 3>via satellite. Turns out the Rock is on the set
<v Speaker 3>of Walking Tall to the sequel, and he agrees with Hogan.
<v Speaker 3>He agrees with Hogan, let's watch these others backs, but
<v Speaker 3>at SummerSlam, the People's Champ will become the WWE champ.
<v Speaker 3>If you smell what the Rock is cooking, Tron fads
<v Speaker 3>the Black before Hogan keep it speak, no chance outcome
<v Speaker 3>the Corporate Chain Gang to the stage. Vince signals the
<v Speaker 3>Gemini to attack Hogan. Hogan fights him off but gets
<v Speaker 3>over powered. The Gemini hold him wile Sena. He hits
<v Speaker 3>him with the chain, hits him with the US title
<v Speaker 3>and the WWE title. The Gemini go to bring in
<v Speaker 3>a table, but Sina stops him and says, set the
<v Speaker 3>table up from the outside if you know Hogan from
<v Speaker 3>the ring to the outside. Medical assists for Hogan. The
<v Speaker 3>Corporate Chain Gang cut a promo. Sina holds up the
<v Speaker 3>US and w title. The double champ is here and
<v Speaker 3>Sina is here. Uh, He's here to focus on SummerSlam.
<v Speaker 3>So he gives the United States Championship to Jake and Jesse,
<v Speaker 3>the Gemini and Vinces. The Gemini took care of Hogan,
<v Speaker 3>They're gonna take care of the Rock. But tonight they're
<v Speaker 3>gonna take care of Foley. And it doesn't matter if
<v Speaker 3>he's Mick Foley or Mankind, because Foley has no chance
<v Speaker 3>in hell. Next is Kane versus the Hurricane. Kane turned
<v Speaker 3>on Rider at adrenaline. He defeats Hurricane. He drags Hurricane
<v Speaker 3>up the ramp. Afterwards about the choke, Slam off the
<v Speaker 3>stage like he did a rider. Rosie makes this saved,
<v Speaker 3>but gets chokes l him on the ramp. He's gonna
<v Speaker 3>choke slam Hurricane off the ramp, but here comes right
<v Speaker 3>with the chair. Cheris shot after chair shot until Kate
<v Speaker 3>falls off the stage through a table. Kane does the
<v Speaker 3>big uh Kane sit up backstage, Bubbas you mean a
<v Speaker 3>little bully to hornswoggle Fit comes in to defend him,
<v Speaker 3>leading to a match later on tonight, Uh It's Dreamer
<v Speaker 3>and Samman.
<v Speaker 2>Team e c W.
<v Speaker 3>They take on the Miz and the Mis introduces his
<v Speaker 3>partner RVD and Striker. Uh. Dreamer and Samon get to win,
<v Speaker 3>big win for Samon over the Miz. Next next is
<v Speaker 3>Mick Foley showing up. He shows up backstage Jerry show
<v Speaker 3>the tag team champion. They're they're tawningum seeing there's no
<v Speaker 3>way you're gonna win the US title tonight against Jake
<v Speaker 3>and Jesse, and Foley says, okay, you know what, guys.
<v Speaker 3>You guys are so uh, mister smarty pants, You're gonna
<v Speaker 3>be a tag team gauntlet at SummerSlam for the titles.
<v Speaker 3>Next up is Finley defeats Bubba uh and then the
<v Speaker 3>King Books coronation ceremony. King Booker goes all Hey King
<v Speaker 3>all hal King book until Goldus comes off and chases
<v Speaker 3>off Book of t out comes Cody. Cody challenges gold
<v Speaker 3>Dust for SummerSlam. Goldus as I will not fight my brother. Listen,
<v Speaker 3>Let's go for the tag team titles at SummerSlam. Let's
<v Speaker 3>do it for Dad Cody. Cody says, okay. He hugs them,
<v Speaker 3>the nut shots them, gets on the cross roads. It says,
<v Speaker 3>I want you at SummerSlam. And now it is the
<v Speaker 3>women's title match. Uh, it's Leader with Matt Hardy takes
<v Speaker 3>on Trish with Christian. Uh. Tris Strannis wins by cheating
<v Speaker 3>Matt and that and Matt and Christian. They're fighting all
<v Speaker 3>over the place. It's it's just Mayham back here. And
<v Speaker 3>now it's the main event, the Gemini versus Foley for
<v Speaker 3>the US title. Vince comes out and makes it a
<v Speaker 3>no DQ match. Uh. The gem and I have Mick
<v Speaker 3>Foley in the corner. There's a table behind Mick. Jesse
<v Speaker 3>shoots Jake mc moves right to the table. Mad of
<v Speaker 3>o'clad one of the Gemini in comes. Sina hits him
<v Speaker 3>at the chair. He goes to the fu. He slips
<v Speaker 3>down Madamalclaw, madimal Claw Vince with a low blow, A
<v Speaker 3>low blow. TOMC. Foley the corporate chain gang put in
<v Speaker 3>the boots to Foley, if you're some bell.
<v Speaker 5>Here comes the.
<v Speaker 3>Rock straight from the walking tall set. He's even got
<v Speaker 3>the two by four from the prop department. He comes
<v Speaker 3>into the two by four cleaning house, cleaning house, spin
<v Speaker 3>punch seen over the top rope. Shit cans, Vince, aren't
<v Speaker 3>the Sena? The Jim and I attacked the Rock. They
<v Speaker 3>attack the Rock. They're going for that big finish, but
<v Speaker 3>Foley pulls them down. We see a Rock Bottom and
<v Speaker 3>a double arm dd Tao the gym and at the
<v Speaker 3>same time Rock he pulls Folly at hubble of both
<v Speaker 3>one two three women do us Champion. It's Mith Foley
<v Speaker 3>and Rock is defending him with the two by four.
<v Speaker 3>A Sena Advince come in to end the show.
<v Speaker 1>Literally five minutes on the dizzot.
<v Speaker 3>I have four minutes of fifty five seconds, but okay.
<v Speaker 1>Fifteen oh three, all right for cripes, I have no question.
<v Speaker 1>I enjoyed it, enjoyed it was.
<v Speaker 4>Was Rock really on the movie set or who knows
<v Speaker 4>where was this TV film that was on the West Coast?
<v Speaker 2>Was it?
<v Speaker 3>Well?
<v Speaker 4>Who knows. I'm also I'm also at the debate. I'm
<v Speaker 4>having the realization that this is all garbage, Like your
<v Speaker 4>booking is terrible, but a terrible because it's attitude Arab
<v Speaker 4>style booking in the ruthless era, and I think that's
<v Speaker 4>the disconnect for a lot of people. But now I'm
<v Speaker 4>realizing that in this new fed you might have a
<v Speaker 4>big advantage of the man.
<v Speaker 3>Haha, you're booking a wrestling show. I'm booking a telebaship program,
<v Speaker 3>the drama corporate changing handing the titles.
<v Speaker 4>And my last thought then I had during all that
<v Speaker 4>was that, like the Gemini are the hill you are
<v Speaker 4>going to die on in this figure?
<v Speaker 2>Yeah?
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, the United States Champion, they just got screwed. I
<v Speaker 3>was like a rock, now Foley's the us SHAW.
<v Speaker 4>Before we started, I was like, is he gonna just
<v Speaker 4>finally like Ungemini the show a little bit and let
<v Speaker 4>people breathe.
<v Speaker 2>But nope, main.
<v Speaker 3>Event, Okay, well they were the United States Champion. Jake
<v Speaker 3>and Jesse got it, but fully fully won thanks to
<v Speaker 3>the Rock.
<v Speaker 4>By the way, my lawyer is going to be contacting
<v Speaker 4>you because I have a talent on my roster by
<v Speaker 4>the name of Jesse.
<v Speaker 3>I wouldn't know because you barely book him.
<v Speaker 1>All right, ready, are you ready? I'm staying down the middle.
<v Speaker 3>We are ready?
<v Speaker 1>Okay? Five four three two one.
<v Speaker 3>Earlier on WWE dot Com, Vince announced that will be
<v Speaker 3>Rocking Hogan tonight, taking on the corporate chain, Gang of
<v Speaker 3>Sina and the Gemini. Week two starts with a fully
<v Speaker 3>promo Fully says, listen, I got hired to be the commissioner. Commissioner,
<v Speaker 3>I'm here to make matches, make some rules, uh and
<v Speaker 3>force law, order and justice. I'm gonna vacate my United
<v Speaker 3>States title and I'm gonna put it up for grabs.
<v Speaker 3>You guessed it in a Twitter Mad over the Top
<v Speaker 3>Battle Royal. It's gonna take place right now. As the
<v Speaker 3>bell rings, Christian goes to Nail Matt Hardy with the briefcase.
<v Speaker 3>Matt Hardy takes it up. He says Nail's Christian stories
<v Speaker 3>progressed through the entire match. Rider eliminates Kate, but Kane
<v Speaker 3>comes back in choke slams him over the top. They're fighting,
<v Speaker 3>They're fighting in the back. The match continues. We later
<v Speaker 3>see Caine choke slamming Zach Ryder off a loading dock.
<v Speaker 3>The final guys in the match are Miss, Matt Hardy,
<v Speaker 3>gold Dust Fit Boogert, and gold Dust Cody. I'm sorry
<v Speaker 3>Cody and Miss. They throw goldusts over Goldis hangs on
<v Speaker 3>ut out goes Miss to a lower up disaster kick
<v Speaker 3>by Cody. The gold Dust Cody says, fight me, gold Ust,
<v Speaker 3>but he won't. He won't do it. Cody hits the
<v Speaker 3>crosses on Matt Hardy. Booker t Eddie hooks fitting it
<v Speaker 3>and then he comes swaggle fighting Cody's but Cody's chasing
<v Speaker 3>around up and Fit eliminates Cody Roads and then gets
<v Speaker 3>dumped out by Booker T. We're down to Booker T
<v Speaker 3>and Matt Hardy who will be the US Champion. Matt
<v Speaker 3>Hardy hits the side effect. He's setting them up for
<v Speaker 3>the twist of faith. It comes Christian. He goes to
<v Speaker 3>eliminate Matt Hardy Man Matt Hardy eliminates Christian Ben Booker
<v Speaker 3>T throws Matt Hardy over the top. Matt Hardy lands
<v Speaker 3>on the apron. Booker goes to hit Matt Hardy into
<v Speaker 3>the buckle. He blocks it. Nails Booker. He goes to
<v Speaker 3>step in. Christian is grabbing Matt Hardy's foot. He kicks
<v Speaker 3>off Christian's foot. The Big sidekick Booker t eliminates Matt Hardy.
<v Speaker 3>Come to the new US Champion. Next up is a
<v Speaker 3>fatal four way number one CONTENDISHIP match Maurice, Cherry, Victoria
<v Speaker 3>and Lida. Lida is victorious. Trish comes to the stage afterwards,
<v Speaker 3>and you know she's clapping, but she has that sarcastic
<v Speaker 3>look on her face. Backstage, now is Hogan questioning the
<v Speaker 3>Rock where were you last week? Rock says, I saw
<v Speaker 3>you get beat down. I took my jet, my private
<v Speaker 3>jet to come to come save you guys. Next up
<v Speaker 3>is the Jery Show team to take champions. They defeat
<v Speaker 3>Tommy Dreamer and the Sandman and after the match they
<v Speaker 3>are attacked by Miss and RVD viciously attacked van terminators
<v Speaker 3>to both to both Tommy and Samman. Miss, Maurice, Arbady
<v Speaker 3>and Striker celebrate. Backstage, Matt is congratulating Alita of being
<v Speaker 3>the number one contender for Summer Slam. Income. Christian Atrish
<v Speaker 3>Big Big Shoving contest, Mick Mick Foley comes, he breaks
<v Speaker 3>up says enough of this, you guys, Matt and Christian
<v Speaker 3>won't fight at Summer Slam, and it's gonna be in
<v Speaker 3>a TLC match. And next up is Rock and Hogan
<v Speaker 3>versus Corporate Chain Gang, the Gem and I and Seen
<v Speaker 3>up with Vince McMahon. Hogan, he he kicks Rock by mistake.
<v Speaker 3>He kicks Rock by miss into the big boot. Then
<v Speaker 3>you see the big finish, then the fu. Uh it's unbelievable.
<v Speaker 3>Now uh one, two three, Hogan and Rock are fighting.
<v Speaker 3>Uh Foley comes to break it up. Corporate Chandy Gang
<v Speaker 3>Evins are laughing as the show goes off the air.
<v Speaker 3>What's gonna happen at Summer Slam? Hogan in a Rock
<v Speaker 3>They're not in the same page. That's it, all right?
<v Speaker 1>Ye a stop Mark, Yeah, I got eleven thirty.
<v Speaker 3>Eleven thirty, I'm at eighty twenty three.
<v Speaker 1>Oh you have eleven thirty left, dude.
<v Speaker 3>Okay, story checks out any questions. I'm okay, No, So
<v Speaker 3>so was Rock in Hollywood? We don't know new US
<v Speaker 3>champion King Booker.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, well you you didn't call him King Booker once?
<v Speaker 2>You could just caame book a d book A.
<v Speaker 3>Well, we know he's King book Book.
<v Speaker 4>I mean you went, you went through the effort of
<v Speaker 4>hot shotting King of the Ring Tournament for this guy.
<v Speaker 3>You should you know, Well he's now the King Booker
<v Speaker 3>Tournament Champion. Well really, it's it's I'm just saying that
<v Speaker 3>creepy little bastard just keeps screwing with Matt Hardy. That
<v Speaker 3>will set up the big uh ELC matches. Sus. Remember
<v Speaker 3>at the first ever pay per view, Christian UH beats
<v Speaker 3>Matt Hardy, the last two guys and that money in
<v Speaker 3>the back. Tell him that story there for all this
<v Speaker 3>all this time.
<v Speaker 2>Love it? Alright, I feel like you just made that
<v Speaker 2>up on the spot. But okay, that's that's true.
<v Speaker 1>All Right, we're back in. We have two more television
<v Speaker 1>shows until Summer Slam, folks, UH the granddaddy of them all,
<v Speaker 1>and we're back in at five four three two.
<v Speaker 2>It's it's the biggest part of the summer Mark.
<v Speaker 1>Five four three two one.
<v Speaker 3>All right, Week three starts. We got Foley in the ring,
<v Speaker 3>Rock Hogan. They're all arguing, all bickering. Foley is trying
<v Speaker 3>to get them in the same page. Out comes the
<v Speaker 3>Corporate chain Gang. The Corporate chain Gang. Vince McMahon says
<v Speaker 3>that tonight there will be a beat the Clock challenge.
<v Speaker 3>The winner will choose the stipulation for the Triple Threat
<v Speaker 3>at SummerSlam, and he announces that the gem and I
<v Speaker 3>will take on the Rock of course handicap match. Jerry
<v Speaker 3>shovers Hogan of course handicap match, and sina He's gonna
<v Speaker 3>take on the Hurricane. Vient to the corporate chain. Gang
<v Speaker 3>are laughing because they think Sena is just gonna beat
<v Speaker 3>the Hurricane and choose the stipulation.
<v Speaker 2>We go to commercial.
<v Speaker 3>Backs from commercial, it's the Gemini against the Rock. They're
<v Speaker 3>really just kicking the Rocks ass. Hogan even comes out
<v Speaker 3>to save the Rock, but he just turns right around.
<v Speaker 3>One two three, The Gemini defeat the Rock. So Rock
<v Speaker 3>didn't even beat the challenge beat the Clock Challenge. He
<v Speaker 3>didn't even win the match. Next up is Cody against
<v Speaker 3>Maven Across Roads into a curtain call. One two three
<v Speaker 3>cuts a promo challenging Goldis for SummerSlam. Goldas gets on
<v Speaker 3>the tron and says, no, I will not fight my brother.
<v Speaker 3>Cody is so angry he gives one last Crossroads to
<v Speaker 3>Maven on the floor. Next up, it's Hogan versus Terry
<v Speaker 3>Team Champions Jerishow. You see the Rock watching from the monitor.
<v Speaker 3>He can help out Hogan, but he doesn't, and Jerishow
<v Speaker 3>defeats Hogan. Hogan doesn't even win. So now you know,
<v Speaker 3>you know that Sina is gonna beat the Hurricane and
<v Speaker 3>choose the stipulation. Next up, Booker t King the book Ah.
<v Speaker 3>He says you know he's the King and he wants
<v Speaker 3>an open challenge for his peasants and out comes Philly
<v Speaker 3>and Hornswaggle. Kert gets a win by cheating uh. Backstage,
<v Speaker 3>we see the Gemini destroying, destroying Rosie. There's no way
<v Speaker 3>Hurricane is gonna beat Seena tonight. Next up a big
<v Speaker 3>ape man tag Dreamer, Sam man Ryder and Matt Hardy
<v Speaker 3>against the miz RBD Kane and Christian. We got Maurice,
<v Speaker 3>Striker and Trish out there. It's just it's it's it's
<v Speaker 3>action all over the place. Eventually, Rider Kane they even
<v Speaker 3>break off. The match continues. We see Caine Tombstone Rider
<v Speaker 3>backstage on the concrete floor. Matt Hardy with the cover
<v Speaker 3>on the Miz one two. Uh Lida gets involved when
<v Speaker 3>when Maurice and Trish pull pull, look the referee out
<v Speaker 3>of the ree It's just a shotgun finish. It's mayhem.
<v Speaker 3>And then at the end Christian hits Matt Hardy at
<v Speaker 3>the briefcase when the refer is attracted, mis gets to win.
<v Speaker 2>One two three.
<v Speaker 3>It's now time after the main event, Sena versus the Hurricane.
<v Speaker 3>Hurricane goes for a big crossby down Scena. Sena ducks
<v Speaker 3>and hits the rec free referees out called f you
<v Speaker 3>into a choke slam one two three, But there's no referee.
<v Speaker 3>There's no referee. Outcome the Gemini. They're putting the boots
<v Speaker 3>of the Hurricane out Come holding a rock. They fight
<v Speaker 3>off the Gemini. Hurricane is held up by Sena. Here
<v Speaker 3>it comes Vince McMahon. Vince is gonna hit him with
<v Speaker 3>a steel chair, but here comes mcfoley, Here comes mcfoley.
<v Speaker 3>Vince goes to hit Hurricane anyway. Hurricane ducks. F's hits Cina,
<v Speaker 3>Vince hits Cina. Coctas line over the top to Vince.
<v Speaker 3>Hurricane covers John Cena one two three. Oh my god,
<v Speaker 3>nobody gets to pick the stipulation. Hurricane and Rosie on
<v Speaker 3>the stage. Uh, they're celebrating. Uh. Sena and Vince are
<v Speaker 3>in the ring piss. But then Matt Cardona uh comes
<v Speaker 3>on the screen. He says, enough of this, enough of this.
<v Speaker 2>Here is he in that like blue suit, that aqua
<v Speaker 2>blue suit.
<v Speaker 3>Uh, you can't see it's he's it's like almost like
<v Speaker 3>a vacant man. You can't see what he looks like.
<v Speaker 3>It's like a shadowy silhouette. He says, enough enough of
<v Speaker 3>this commission of his GM. I've had enough. You guys
<v Speaker 3>are gonna fight at Summer Slam BIS McMahan versus Foley.
<v Speaker 3>The winner will be the special guest referee in the
<v Speaker 3>Triple Threat match. And I don't want any shget shenanigans.
<v Speaker 3>I want this settled, fair and square, because this will
<v Speaker 3>be oh hell in a sow match. TV's over.
<v Speaker 1>Seven twenty seven. You have left to do your final TV.
<v Speaker 4>I will say, I like to beat the clock. I
<v Speaker 4>saw where it was going. But I liked the story
<v Speaker 4>that you told with it.
<v Speaker 2>That's right, and.
<v Speaker 3>Uh, nobody beat the clock. Nobody even want.
<v Speaker 2>I liked it. That's fine, It's different. I saw.
<v Speaker 1>I'm gotta tell you, Madison Myers has really warmed your
<v Speaker 1>heart because you were being so nice here though, key.
<v Speaker 2>But let me get back to me and myers. Uh.
<v Speaker 4>I think in paper v one, I told the story
<v Speaker 4>of the feuding co gms, and.
<v Speaker 2>You're doing it in your Summer Slam.
<v Speaker 3>So well, this is a commissioner ed a gy different,
<v Speaker 3>totally different. But my story continues all four months yours.
<v Speaker 3>They're here one pay per view, It's done, next paper view.
<v Speaker 2>All right, what I'm saying you guys, are you guys
<v Speaker 2>choking on Gemini sandwiches.
<v Speaker 4>Here's some more nice drive no condiments, Gemini sandwiches, choke
<v Speaker 4>them down.
<v Speaker 3>Wait, wait till this show, mabe.
<v Speaker 2>The go home show?
<v Speaker 1>All right? Five four three two one?
<v Speaker 3>All right, I'm gonna slow down a little bit because
<v Speaker 3>I'm rushing. Context is king. It starts with a corporate
<v Speaker 3>chain gang promo. Everybody's pissed. Vin'ces pissed seeing this, piss
<v Speaker 3>he was screwed, he lost to the hurricane. He's gonna
<v Speaker 3>make sure that these three don't make it to Summer Slam.
<v Speaker 3>After the main event tonight, and Vince says that Foley has.
<v Speaker 5>No chance in hell it us hell.
<v Speaker 3>Next up is Deuce and Domino with Jerry their back
<v Speaker 3>baby they're saying they're gonna win the titles at Summer Slam.
<v Speaker 3>In that garlet match, they challenge any team in the
<v Speaker 3>back and it's Finley and Hartswoggle and they get the
<v Speaker 3>win over Deuce and Domino. Next next is backstage with Bubba.
<v Speaker 3>He's bullying Matt. Hardy says, you got this TLC match
<v Speaker 3>at Summer Slam, why don't you get ready tonight in
<v Speaker 3>a tables match with me? Matt accepts. It's a number
<v Speaker 3>one contendership match. RBD versus Dreamer versus Sandman. The Misses
<v Speaker 3>on commentary, miss and Maurice get involved. MS pushes RVD
<v Speaker 3>off the top rope when he's going for the five
<v Speaker 3>Star Frog Flash. He gets in there, lays out Dreamer
<v Speaker 3>and Sandman with ECW title. He says he's not wrestling
<v Speaker 3>anybody at SummerSlam because ECW sucked until he came here
<v Speaker 3>and he made e c W oh some. Next up
<v Speaker 3>is Zach Ryder. He is pissed off. He challenges Caine
<v Speaker 3>at SummerSlam to a falls count anywhere match. As he's
<v Speaker 3>challenging Kane, he doesn't realize the Cane comes up from
<v Speaker 3>the mat. He's ripped a hole through the canvas. Here
<v Speaker 3>comes Kane choke slam to Rider. He picks up the
<v Speaker 3>mic and he says he accepts. He starts dragging Rider
<v Speaker 3>to hell. He's dragging Rder to hell. He's dragging Rder
<v Speaker 3>to hell. Rider kicks away with bros Key boot. After
<v Speaker 3>bros Ky boot, Caine goes into the hole and the
<v Speaker 3>hole goes up in flames. Ryder is safe. While this
<v Speaker 3>is going on, the you know the the ring crew
<v Speaker 3>is fixing the ring, and backstage, Mick Foley tells Miz
<v Speaker 3>he thinks he's so smart, but no, he's gonna take
<v Speaker 3>on all three of those men at SummerSlam for the
<v Speaker 3>ECW title. And he walks into Hogan and Rock arguing says, guys,
<v Speaker 3>you guys need to stay on the same page tonight.
<v Speaker 3>Now it's Bubba versus Matt Hardy in a table match.
<v Speaker 3>Matt is out called Bubba pulls lead up the ladder.
<v Speaker 3>He's gonna do something vicious. But here comes Matt Hardy
<v Speaker 3>with a chair to Bubba any power bounds them to
<v Speaker 3>a table that has said up. Matt Hardy is victorious
<v Speaker 3>and comes Christian with a chair. He lays out Matt
<v Speaker 3>Hardy he's a Bathad concerto, but Leda pulls the chair
<v Speaker 3>out of Christian's hands, but trishra behind with the briefcase.
<v Speaker 3>Oh my God, laying out Lida and Matt Hardy, Christian
<v Speaker 3>and Tristratus climb to the top of the ladder with
<v Speaker 3>that money shot with the briefcase the women's title, Oh
<v Speaker 3>my God, what's gonna happen? Next week at SummerSlam it
<v Speaker 3>is the King book Ah Open Challenge again. But gold
<v Speaker 3>Dust accepts. Gold Dust hits the curtain. Call one two
<v Speaker 3>but gold Dust music hits Goldus is so confused he
<v Speaker 3>gets off the cover. Out comes gold Dust. But you
<v Speaker 3>know his head's down. You see the wig. You don't
<v Speaker 3>know what's going on. It's Cody. It's Cody the mind game.
<v Speaker 3>So gold Dust, oh oh, but a reversal one two.
<v Speaker 3>He kicks out Goldust, goes through the ropes and and
<v Speaker 3>Cody hits him in the cow bell roll up by
<v Speaker 3>Booker T one two three. King Booka still the US champion.
<v Speaker 3>Cody he has a bull rope. He gets in there
<v Speaker 3>and he's whipping gold Dust with the bull rope, whipping them,
<v Speaker 3>whipping them, whipping them. Then he spins a gold dust face.
<v Speaker 3>Goldust gets pitched big loll blow close lines him over
<v Speaker 3>the top rope. He gets on the mic Sis Cody,
<v Speaker 3>enough is enough. I accept your challenge of Summer Slam,
<v Speaker 3>and we're gonna do it in one of dust these
<v Speaker 3>favorite matches, a Texas bull rope match. Backstage, now we
<v Speaker 3>see Mick Foley pumping up the Hurricane and Rosie. They
<v Speaker 3>got a big tag team title opportunity tonight. But he's
<v Speaker 3>not the superhero in training anymore. He's got the new gear.
<v Speaker 3>He's a superheroes fIF left with some miscommunication and a
<v Speaker 3>little luck, Hurricane and Rosie or the new Tag Team Champions.
<v Speaker 3>They're celebrating with the gold but oh no, here comes
<v Speaker 3>Vince and says, nah uh, you guys are gonna defend
<v Speaker 3>those titles right now.
<v Speaker 5>Against the Gemini.
<v Speaker 3>The Gemini come out and you know, Rosie and Hurricane
<v Speaker 3>is in a hard fought battle. They cannot defeat the Gemini.
<v Speaker 3>Big finish, Big finish, one two three, New Tag Tave Champions,
<v Speaker 3>the Gemini. Uh. Next up is the main event. It
<v Speaker 3>is a corporate chain gang. It's the Gemini and Sena
<v Speaker 3>against Rock, Hogan and Foley. Uh. Rock is going for
<v Speaker 3>a people's elbow on vincick Man, but in comes Hogan
<v Speaker 3>shit cans the Rock over. He goes for a leg
<v Speaker 3>drop on Vince, but Hogan gets pulled out by the Rock.
<v Speaker 3>The Rock and Hogan fight to the back. They fight
<v Speaker 3>to the back. Vince tags in the Gemini. Mick Mick
<v Speaker 3>SA guys come back, Come Back. He turns around big
<v Speaker 3>finish on Foley tags and Sena you tags and Vince,
<v Speaker 3>and Vince just puts his foot on Mick Foley's chest.
<v Speaker 3>One two three, and the show ends with a corporate
<v Speaker 3>chain gang standing tall with a w W A championship
<v Speaker 3>and the tag team Championship. What's gonna happen next week?
<v Speaker 5>A somber slam.
<v Speaker 2>I just spit up my gym and I sandwich so
<v Speaker 2>dry puts some mustle out of baby.
<v Speaker 1>All right, you want to go through your your announced
<v Speaker 1>cardum or no is necessary only if you want.
<v Speaker 4>I would love to bring up the fact that we
<v Speaker 4>we just completely just let you.
<v Speaker 2>Get away with having ec W championship this entire time.
<v Speaker 4>It's unsanctioned, which is so I unsanctionedly drafted five more
<v Speaker 4>guys that are gonna be in my.
<v Speaker 2>Show that's that's that's unfair. Okay, so thank you. I
<v Speaker 2>will I will prove me right.
<v Speaker 3>I will say my summer Slam card because it's important,
<v Speaker 3>because context is king. There will be a gauntlet mat.
<v Speaker 2>I'm not done here. Okay, you accused me of I
<v Speaker 2>saw a picture of your roster. Where are these guys? One?
<v Speaker 2>Nicknammoth is a ghost.
<v Speaker 3>You can't they can't all be starting two.
<v Speaker 2>Well, this guy is a big this guy is a
<v Speaker 2>big star.
<v Speaker 3>This guy might be the biggest star of the ruth
<v Speaker 3>was in the Battle roy of the US title.
<v Speaker 2>I'm talking about brock Leer.
<v Speaker 3>Well, he's embarrassed after the fit and uh swaggle thing.
<v Speaker 2>You know.
<v Speaker 4>I don't know if he went back to UFC's oh
<v Speaker 4>the pandemic. He's in Canada, he can't get over the border.
<v Speaker 4>I don't know exactly what happened. I don't know what happened.
<v Speaker 2>Maybe just the biggest star of the Digression era period.
<v Speaker 3>But honestly, I might have forgot to book this one anyway.
<v Speaker 3>All right, so here's here's my conference over slam. Listen,
<v Speaker 3>middle back, Bud, Guys.
<v Speaker 2>Did you did you have another kid? What happened?
<v Speaker 3>We are getting a dog. We are getting a dog,
<v Speaker 3>So here we go. We will see at SummerSlam a
<v Speaker 3>gauntlet match for the tag team titles. Uh you know
<v Speaker 3>with uh the new acting Champions of the Gemini defending against
<v Speaker 3>Swagle and Finley, Deuce and Domino, Cherry, Matt Morgan and
<v Speaker 3>Brian Kendrick, The Hurricane and Rosie and the Jerry Show.
<v Speaker 3>You will see a women's title match Tris Stratis defending
<v Speaker 3>her title against Leda, a TLC match Christian versus Matt Hardy,
<v Speaker 3>the King Booker, he will be there with the King's Court.
<v Speaker 3>You will see a hell of cell match. The winner
<v Speaker 3>becomes the referee for the main event. Vince McMahon, the
<v Speaker 3>gm Agains Commissioner Foley, a false count Anywhere match, Caine
<v Speaker 3>versus Zach Ryder, a Texas bull Rope match, gold Dust
<v Speaker 3>versus Cody, a fatal four way match for the ECW
<v Speaker 3>unsanctioned title RVD with Striker against Mis the Champion with Maurice,
<v Speaker 3>Tommy Dreamer and versus Hamman. And then in the main event,
<v Speaker 3>the Triple Threat John Cena defends the W title against
<v Speaker 3>the Rock and Haulk Coogan.
<v Speaker 1>So all right, no time limit, No time limit. Here
<v Speaker 1>it is. You've been building for months.
<v Speaker 2>This is it, baby, for all the marvels. You ready? Yep? Oh,
<v Speaker 2>you've done?
<v Speaker 3>Did it?
<v Speaker 1>Now?
<v Speaker 2>Okay? You should have put just one of the ball man.
<v Speaker 2>They not ready, They don't know what's coming.
<v Speaker 6>Man, We're gonna stop this.
<v Speaker 5>Right read.
<v Speaker 3>No, Matt Cardona and Snuckdown present Summer Slow Welcome everyone
<v Speaker 3>to Summer Slam. Bad Man by John Cenas is the
<v Speaker 3>official theme for Summer Slams and let's get started with
<v Speaker 3>a tag team turmoil match, Hey gauntlet match for the
<v Speaker 3>tag team titles. First up, it's the new tag team
<v Speaker 3>Champions representing the Corporate Chain Gang, the Gemini. Who will
<v Speaker 3>be the team that drew number two? It's Finley and Swaggle.
<v Speaker 3>Finley and Swaggle. You know they defeated brock Lesner last month.
<v Speaker 3>They've been doing great together, but they cannot defeat Jesse
<v Speaker 3>and Jake one two three on Swaggle on Swaggle, the
<v Speaker 3>Big Finish on Fit and then Swaggle onto Fit one
<v Speaker 3>two three the Gemini advance. Next up is Deuce and
<v Speaker 3>Domino with Cherry Cherry on the skates. Deuce and Domino,
<v Speaker 3>they don't even get off those mark bushy jackets because
<v Speaker 3>they are defeated by the Gemini one, two three, very
<v Speaker 3>very quick, the Gemini dominating this gauntlet match. On the
<v Speaker 3>maut of the plan outcomes Matt Morgan and the Brian Kendrick.
<v Speaker 3>A big back and forth, but.
<v Speaker 5>The big finish to the big Man.
<v Speaker 3>Matt Morgan won, two three, the Gemini advance and now
<v Speaker 3>it's Hurricane and Rosie. They won their tag team titles. Back,
<v Speaker 3>hard fought match. They're going for the big finish on
<v Speaker 3>the Hurricane, but Rosie spears Jesse, Hurricane rolls up. Jake.
<v Speaker 5>What two three?
<v Speaker 3>Hurricane and Rosie. They eliminated the Gemini. They eliminated the Gemini.
<v Speaker 3>Oh no, the Gemini was steel chairs destroy them both.
<v Speaker 3>Oh my god, they can't get disqualified. They're already they're
<v Speaker 3>already eliminated. This is horrible outcome.
<v Speaker 2>Jerry Show.
<v Speaker 3>Here they come strutting their way down the aisle. They know,
<v Speaker 3>they know they have this match. One they get in there,
<v Speaker 3>Big Show choke slams Rosie over the top to the floor.
<v Speaker 3>Then he choked slams the Hurricane. But he's just he's
<v Speaker 3>just toying with him. He's walking around the ring with
<v Speaker 3>him for a good ten seconds. He drops them. Jericho
<v Speaker 3>with the Lion salts one two three, Oh yeah. Jericho
<v Speaker 3>goes against the tag team titles. He's putting on Big
<v Speaker 3>Show's shoulders, but the referee is not ringing the bell.
<v Speaker 3>Jericho saying, ring the bell a stupid idiot. But oh
<v Speaker 3>my god, what happens? We're coming down?
<v Speaker 5>Oh the le Boys are back. Levers are back. Oh
<v Speaker 5>my god, look at them. They got new gear.
<v Speaker 3>They looked like those One Night's there figures Baba and Devo.
<v Speaker 5>They broke up last one, but they are out here.
<v Speaker 5>They are returning, said Dunn.
<v Speaker 3>Lee Boys are back. Oh my god. A big, hard
<v Speaker 3>fought match, a missing communication. Jericho gets knocked out by
<v Speaker 3>the Big Show on three and eight of The Big
<v Speaker 3>Show one two three. Here are your winners and now
<v Speaker 3>tag team champions. Buba Devon the dun le Bos. Oh
<v Speaker 3>my god, no, Donn Lee Boys remember the first ever
<v Speaker 3>tag team champions and now the last ever tag team champions.
<v Speaker 3>Buba pushes Devon. Davon got the tables. He signed to
<v Speaker 3>the table. Jericho is selling up. Three day to the Table,
<v Speaker 3>Big celebration. The Dudley's on the Tag Team Champions once again.
<v Speaker 3>When did he thought so, We're just gonna go through it,
<v Speaker 3>and did the Dudleys break up? They broke up in
<v Speaker 3>the King of the Retornament just.
<v Speaker 1>So Bubba could do the singles run. That did not
<v Speaker 1>lasts pretty long, back okay.
<v Speaker 2>Singles running backstage, Bully, it.
<v Speaker 3>Didn't really take off. Okay, Well, Bubba made it to
<v Speaker 3>the semi finals of.
<v Speaker 1>The King of the Ring.
<v Speaker 2>You're right, okay, that I do so.
<v Speaker 3>So now they're back together. Good first first ever ATTAG
<v Speaker 3>Team champions, last ever Attagers telling that story was.
<v Speaker 1>Your intention always to create the surpriser.
<v Speaker 3>I'm not gonna reveal all my time.
<v Speaker 1>Okay, all right, here we go.
<v Speaker 3>Next up is the women's match for the women's title.
<v Speaker 3>It's Tris Strata is the champion against Rida uh. Lida
<v Speaker 3>goes for the twist of fate. Trish pulls out gives
<v Speaker 3>her the chick kick to the back of the head.
<v Speaker 3>She goes for stratisfaction, but Lida pushes her over the
<v Speaker 3>top rope so tricias on the outside. Lida hits the ropes.
<v Speaker 3>She goes for a dive through the middle, but Trish
<v Speaker 3>moves out the way. Lida lands like neck first, nasty on.
<v Speaker 3>She hits the guard rail. Uh. Trish doesn't know what
<v Speaker 3>to do. She's trying to pick up leda Lida almost
<v Speaker 3>like a limp body on. Lida rolls her in. The
<v Speaker 3>referee checking on her.
<v Speaker 2>Uh.
<v Speaker 3>Lida gets to her knees, but a chick kick, A
<v Speaker 3>chick kick. WASH's on her knees. One two three, Trish
<v Speaker 3>Strata is still your women's champion. We cut backstage. Lida
<v Speaker 3>is on a stretcher. Matt Hardy he's going to check
<v Speaker 3>on her. Say Babe, I'm coming through the hospital. Lida says, no,
<v Speaker 3>go win this TLC match for me and kisses Matt
<v Speaker 3>on the cheek. Here it is, This match is months
<v Speaker 3>in the making. It's Christian against Matt Hardy in the
<v Speaker 3>TLC match. The money in the bank briefcase hanging above.
<v Speaker 3>It's a back and forth match. They're going through tables,
<v Speaker 3>they're hitting each other the chairs, and now they're both climbing.
<v Speaker 3>They're both climbing the mat, climbing the ladder. Matt Hardy,
<v Speaker 3>Twist the faith off the top of the ladder. Twist
<v Speaker 3>the Faith off the top of the ladder. Matt Hardy's
<v Speaker 3>looking up. He's gonna he's climbing, He's climbing, He's gonna
<v Speaker 3>get that briefcase. But ow comes Trish, O comes Trish.
<v Speaker 3>She's holding Matt Hardy's foot, so holding him by those pants.
<v Speaker 3>So Matt Hardy cannot keep climbing. But wait a minute,
<v Speaker 3>it's Leada.
<v Speaker 5>Alda is back.
<v Speaker 3>Lada go to the hospital. She's back. She's back. She
<v Speaker 3>comes and she takes a chair. Oh but but Trish
<v Speaker 3>streanis powders. Trish powders. She saying, Matt climb, Matt climb,
<v Speaker 3>Matt Hardy. He's about to unhook the briefcase.
<v Speaker 5>But Leda pushes the ladder over.
<v Speaker 3>She pushes the ladder over, and Matt Hardy goes to
<v Speaker 3>four tables on the outside.
<v Speaker 5>Why Leada, Why?
<v Speaker 3>Why Lida? Why? Christian sets up that ladder. He climbs
<v Speaker 3>up slowly. He unhooks the briefcase. Here is your winner, Christian.
<v Speaker 3>Oh my god, Lida, Lida screwed Matt Hardy. Any questions?
<v Speaker 4>So you have Tommy Dreamer on your roster, but you
<v Speaker 4>did the I'm hardcore.
<v Speaker 2>I'll take them both thing with Christian.
<v Speaker 3>No no, no, not related, no, not related at all
<v Speaker 3>what's in the brief, But uh okay, So next up
<v Speaker 3>is let me get my music ready. A little spoiler.
<v Speaker 3>Next up is the King's Court. Now he's using He's
<v Speaker 3>decorated the whole ring. It's it's that King Court target
<v Speaker 3>exclusive ring. The canvas is ready. He's got the nice
<v Speaker 3>thrown in there all hell King Book. At Summer Slam,
<v Speaker 3>I will give another peasant an opportunity for the United
<v Speaker 3>States title. Whoever comes out next ken Face King Book,
<v Speaker 3>Oh my god, the next big thing.
<v Speaker 2>Fuck you are lucky man.
<v Speaker 5>There goes rock, There goes rock.
<v Speaker 3>Some music doesn't even stop. Poop, Black City, sloop, Black City,
<v Speaker 3>sup Black City. He throws the throat out of the ring.
<v Speaker 5>Five five one two fee who is over a new
<v Speaker 5>unitedsh stains chepyard a rock let lens that back.
<v Speaker 3>There comes the Paine, Here comes the US Champion.
<v Speaker 7>A rive.
<v Speaker 1>Any thoughts, Nope, keep going, I mean I have many thoughts.
<v Speaker 2>But we'll wait, Yeah, we'll wait.
<v Speaker 3>Next up is the hell in a Cell match. The
<v Speaker 3>winner goes on to be the referee of the main
<v Speaker 3>event WWE title match. It's Vince McMahon and mcfoley. They're
<v Speaker 3>fighting all over the place, Eventually, of course, they get
<v Speaker 3>to the top of Helena Cell. They get to the
<v Speaker 3>top of Hell and the Cell.
<v Speaker 1>Uh.
<v Speaker 3>Vince gets hit with a double arm DDT on the
<v Speaker 3>top fully looks down. Foley is gonna throw Vince off
<v Speaker 3>the top of Helena Cel through the table, but Vince
<v Speaker 3>is pleading, no, don't do it. Don't do it, Mick.
<v Speaker 3>Think about my family, think about Linda. Don't do it, Mick, Mick, Mick, Mick,
<v Speaker 3>you know, has a good heart. He doesn't do it.
<v Speaker 3>He lets go a Vince.
<v Speaker 5>But ventism with a long blow.
<v Speaker 3>Don't trust anybody, especially not Vince McMahon. Vince picks up
<v Speaker 3>the chair and nails Foley and he's waving to the back.
<v Speaker 3>Here come Jesse and Jake the Gemini. They climb up
<v Speaker 3>the hell in the cell. They climb up the hell
<v Speaker 3>in the cell. They pick up Foley for that Big
<v Speaker 3>Double Team finish, Oh my God, to the top of
<v Speaker 3>the cell. To the top of the cell, the Big
<v Speaker 3>Double Team finish. Mcfoley's dead. Mcfoley is broken in half.
<v Speaker 3>No man can survive this, Vince McMahon. He gets down,
<v Speaker 3>he covers Foley one, two, three. This is horrible, Vince
<v Speaker 3>McMahon is gonna be the special guest referee and McK
<v Speaker 3>foley might be.
<v Speaker 2>Dead a little intense. Well, we don't know, Okay.
<v Speaker 1>Next up, well, when you find word, you should probably
<v Speaker 1>stop the show.
<v Speaker 3>The fact that Okay, he's just seriously injured.
<v Speaker 4>Okay, because you said dead a few times. Wasn't like
<v Speaker 4>you slipped one.
<v Speaker 3>So we just heard word from our medical team. Peaches
<v Speaker 3>just told us that Nick Foley is alive. Next up
<v Speaker 3>is this match Caine versus Zach Rder. Now Caine came
<v Speaker 3>to the rescue Zach Rider in the first review. They
<v Speaker 3>were tag team champions, they were friends, they were brothers,
<v Speaker 3>and then Kane turned on Rider for no reason basically
<v Speaker 3>last month. And now it's a falls count anywhere match
<v Speaker 3>and they fight all over the arena. But now Zach
<v Speaker 3>Ryder is on top of the stage. He's on the
<v Speaker 3>fist across body, off the fist on Cane on the stage.
<v Speaker 3>One two, Kate kicks out. How did Kane kick out
<v Speaker 3>of that? Zach Rider? He is shocked, He doesn't know
<v Speaker 3>what to do. He's he's trying to pick up Kane,
<v Speaker 3>trying to pick up the big man, but Kay gets
<v Speaker 3>him with the goosele. He slams him into that shattered
<v Speaker 3>glass and then a choke slam. A choke slam on
<v Speaker 3>the stage.
<v Speaker 5>One two.
<v Speaker 3>Rider kicks out. Oh my god, Rider kicks out. What
<v Speaker 3>do these men have to do to each other? Caine
<v Speaker 3>goes to the back. You can see he's throwing out
<v Speaker 3>He's throwing out a chair. He's throwing out a crutch.
<v Speaker 3>Oh my god. He brings out a wheelchair. What is
<v Speaker 3>he gonna do? What is he gonna do? Zach Rider
<v Speaker 3>is dangling off the stage. What is he gonna do
<v Speaker 3>with that wheelchair? He goes to put Zach Rider in
<v Speaker 3>that wheelchair? But Zach Rider, how's a flame makes stick?
<v Speaker 3>A flame makes stick?
<v Speaker 5>He lights Kate on fire.
<v Speaker 3>He lights Kate bird Kane, Hey Bird, Kane is in
<v Speaker 3>the wheelchair. Zach Rider looks to the stage. He says,
<v Speaker 3>kat Eddie. He pushes Kane off the stage in a wheelchair.
<v Speaker 3>He pushes Kate off the stage in a wheelchair.
<v Speaker 5>But Caine does the gate sit up. He's not done yet.
<v Speaker 3>What can Ryder do? He jumps off the stage with
<v Speaker 3>the ultimate rough Rider to the floor.
<v Speaker 5>One two, three, huish your.
<v Speaker 3>Winner of the falls count Anywhere match Zach Rider. Rider
<v Speaker 3>finally gets his revenge Kane.
<v Speaker 1>I just have to say, uh, that was very satisfying.
<v Speaker 1>Nineteenth it was for me nine years filed up gives
<v Speaker 1>we talk.
<v Speaker 3>It's only be four months, four months.
<v Speaker 2>I'm just gonna I'm gonna keep my mouth shut on that.
<v Speaker 1>I hope that this makes the dirt cheets. Zach Rider
<v Speaker 1>gets revenge on Kane.
<v Speaker 2>In fin shick shaking with with Glenn Jacobs.
<v Speaker 3>All Right, okay, next up is the is the Texas
<v Speaker 3>bull Rope match gold Dust against Cody. Now, remember the
<v Speaker 3>way to win this match is to hit all top
<v Speaker 3>turn buckles in succession. And they have the Texas bull
<v Speaker 3>Rope on each of their wrists, which came in the
<v Speaker 3>Dusty Cody two packs. So it's a real accessory. I
<v Speaker 3>didn't make anything up here. Okay, so uh hard hard
<v Speaker 3>thought battle. Cody hits the crossroads on gold Dust and
<v Speaker 3>he takes that bull rope and he just ties it
<v Speaker 3>around gold dust throat. He's choking gold dust out, sucking
<v Speaker 3>the oxygen out of gold dust body, gold dust. There
<v Speaker 3>are noice qualifications, there are no submissions. Gold Dust as
<v Speaker 3>clearly passed out.
<v Speaker 2>Cody.
<v Speaker 3>Now he puts He puts the the the the strap,
<v Speaker 3>the bull rope over his shoulder and he's just dragging
<v Speaker 3>gold Dust. Cody hits one buckle, he doesn't realize Goldust
<v Speaker 3>hits it. Two, he hits another buckle, He doesn't realize
<v Speaker 3>gold Dust hits it. Two, He tops that third buckle.
<v Speaker 3>He doesn't realize Goldus hits it.
<v Speaker 2>Throe.
<v Speaker 3>He goes to hit that fourth buckle, but Goldess unhooks himself,
<v Speaker 3>and they have a little tug of war here with
<v Speaker 3>the Texas Bullrope, a little tug of war, a tug
<v Speaker 3>of war. Cody wins a tug of war, but he
<v Speaker 3>inadvertently pulls Goldness into the corner. Goldness hits the corner one,
<v Speaker 3>two three. There's no pitfalls because he's already won one, two,
<v Speaker 3>three four, hit all four buckles on two, three four
<v Speaker 3>in succession. Gold Dust is your winner. Called. Cody is
<v Speaker 3>so pissed. He can't believe it. He can't believe it.
<v Speaker 3>He picks up Goldust like he's gonna hit him, but
<v Speaker 3>he shakes his hand and he hugs his brother. He
<v Speaker 3>hugs his brother. The Roads boys are back together, wh
<v Speaker 3>so the Rhodes brothers are back other and Next up
<v Speaker 3>is the fatal four way match for the e c
<v Speaker 3>W title. Backstage, Dreamer says he's doing this for a CW,
<v Speaker 3>but he's doing this for Foley. Foley is the man
<v Speaker 3>who brought that ECW title to SmackDown. So is RVD
<v Speaker 3>with Striker. Uh missed the champion with Maurice. Now they're
<v Speaker 3>coming out of that that that side, that side of
<v Speaker 3>the ramp, little bootleg ECW entrance. Uh, Dreamer and Sandman,
<v Speaker 3>it's it's it's hardcore, it's extreme. Sandman eventually has UH.
<v Speaker 3>He sets up a a guardrail, an old school metal
<v Speaker 3>guardrail like a table on top of the ring steps.
<v Speaker 3>He separates the ring steps, puts up the guardrail and
<v Speaker 3>slams RVD on it. He climbs to the top. He
<v Speaker 3>goes for his his rolling rock said ton, but Striker
<v Speaker 3>moves RVD out of the way. Sandman takes himself out
<v Speaker 3>on the guardrail. But here's Tommy Dreamer with that somersault,
<v Speaker 3>that that that slow, sloppy summersault that he does off
<v Speaker 3>the apron onto RVD and Striker. But from behind. You
<v Speaker 3>know what I'm talking about. You know what I'm talking about.
<v Speaker 3>But I love him, But from behind. It's Miss with
<v Speaker 3>that steel chair to Tommy Dreamer. He's looking for something
<v Speaker 3>under the ring. Oh my god. He finds handcuffs, those
<v Speaker 3>ringside collectibles handcuffs, and he puts them on Dreamer and
<v Speaker 3>rolls Dreamer of the ring. He's nailed them on. Protected
<v Speaker 3>shots to Tommy Dreamer's head, to the front, to the back,
<v Speaker 3>to the front, to the back. Dreamer is busted open.
<v Speaker 3>He cannot defend himself. He's gonna do one last shot,
<v Speaker 3>but RVD comes in, it takes the chair. He says,
<v Speaker 3>enough is enough, Enough is enough. Miss let him be.
<v Speaker 3>But striker comes in and steals the chair, steals the
<v Speaker 3>chair from rv D, and he's gonna finish the job.
<v Speaker 3>He's gonna Tommy Dreamer. But RBD takes the chair out
<v Speaker 3>of his manager's hands, throws it back in fandamn it
<v Speaker 3>and a striker is RD showing some heart. The miss
<v Speaker 3>shit cands RVD out and now he's looking right at
<v Speaker 3>Tommy Dreamer. Dreamer pulling himself up in the corner, but
<v Speaker 3>he kicks them right in the nuts. He kicks them
<v Speaker 3>right in the nuts. Miss goes down. RVD pops up
<v Speaker 3>on top five starf frog Splash, five starf Frocks Wish
<v Speaker 3>on the mis. He doesn't cover, he doesn't cover. Instead,
<v Speaker 3>he waves on, He waves on Dreamer, Dreamers at the headcuffs,
<v Speaker 3>but he crawls on top of the miz one two
<v Speaker 3>three rd has helped Tommy Dreamer. He has helped e
<v Speaker 3>c W income Sadman. They're all celebrating with the e
<v Speaker 3>c W title. Oh my god, outcome the Dudley's with
<v Speaker 3>their tag team titles. They come in, they put Tommy
<v Speaker 3>Dreamer on their shoulders. This is a heart felt moment.
<v Speaker 3>Oh my god, this is great. And then to the stage,
<v Speaker 3>we see non Ze, we see Balls, we see Richard,
<v Speaker 3>we see Test the stage and they're just clapping approval.
<v Speaker 3>He see Dub, see Dub Dub dub.
<v Speaker 2>Are they in the sky like the end of Happy Gilmour,
<v Speaker 2>like the ghosts.
<v Speaker 3>They're just on the stage. Big heartfelt moment the whole
<v Speaker 3>arena chance e C dub kind of like how everyone
<v Speaker 3>was chanting thank you Taker the other day. On the stage,
<v Speaker 3>they're chanting E C dub And this is it the
<v Speaker 3>the match we had waited the entire, the entire four
<v Speaker 3>months for. If you remember John Cena won an elimination chamber.
<v Speaker 3>The final two guys were him and Hogan, and Vince
<v Speaker 3>turned heel. Sina turned here. They both turned heel on Hogan,
<v Speaker 3>and then the Rock made his debut to save him.
<v Speaker 3>And now all these months later story telling, we have
<v Speaker 3>John Dina. What do you laughed at?
<v Speaker 1>This is just funny that you put yourself.
<v Speaker 3>I know you're being the partial.
<v Speaker 2>I am still he is human.
<v Speaker 3>John Cena defending that Spinner WWE title against The Rock
<v Speaker 3>against Hulk Hogan. Vince McMahon is the special guest referee.
<v Speaker 3>So the Rock's on the outside. Let me paint a
<v Speaker 3>picture for you. The Rock is on the outside sena
<v Speaker 3>that you can't see me. Five knuckle shuffle on Hogan.
<v Speaker 3>One two, Oh get kicks out. Oh get kicked out.
<v Speaker 3>He's hawking up, He's hawking up. Eventually here it is
<v Speaker 3>the big boot. He's going over the leg drop, hits
<v Speaker 3>the throws to the leg dump, but it comes to
<v Speaker 3>Rock close lines him over the top rope. He closed
<v Speaker 3>lines Hogan over the top rope. He turns around into
<v Speaker 3>an F you, but he slips out the spy buster.
<v Speaker 3>The spy Buster. He takes off that elbow pad. He's
<v Speaker 3>going for the people's elbow. He hits the ropes. It
<v Speaker 3>comes holding for a clothes line. Rock ducks. They both
<v Speaker 3>hit the ropes, double clothes line. The challenges are down.
<v Speaker 3>Scene is down, Hogan's down, The Rock is down. Vince
<v Speaker 3>the referee, he waves out. Guess who comes out? That's right,
<v Speaker 3>the enforcers, the Muscle, Jake and Jesse, the Gemi, the
<v Speaker 3>Gemini come out and they're putting the boots. They are
<v Speaker 3>put in the boots. Two Rock and Hogan putting the
<v Speaker 3>boots to Rock and Hogan. Whoops, that's not its Foley.
<v Speaker 3>Meig Foley's not dead. Meith Foley's not dead. Out comes mcfoley.
<v Speaker 3>Out comes mcfoley with the bob wire two by four.
<v Speaker 3>He nails Jake, He nails Jesse. He nails Jake, He
<v Speaker 3>nails Jesse. They're stumbling against ropes. Here comes the rocket.
<v Speaker 3>Hogan clothes lining them out, but they're still down in
<v Speaker 3>the cell. He drops the bat bag, bang bang bang
<v Speaker 3>by mcfoley. Here comes Vince. He's sneaking up from behind
<v Speaker 3>with a steel chair. Mick turns around. He gets the
<v Speaker 3>madamal Claw, the man of a claw on Vince McMahon.
<v Speaker 3>The mandible claw on Vince mcmon but Sina hits him
<v Speaker 3>in the back with a chair. He picks him up
<v Speaker 3>for the fu He slides out. Madam a claw sena
<v Speaker 3>manda mo claw on Cena. Vince low blows mcfoley, Oh, no, foley,
<v Speaker 3>it's coughing. He's pulling himself up the ropes. Here comes Vince.
<v Speaker 3>He's teeing up. He's got that steel chair. He goes
<v Speaker 3>to hit Mick. Mick ducks. Vince hits the top roup
<v Speaker 3>and it bounces back and hits him in the head.
<v Speaker 3>Vince McMahon is out. Sina crosses over mc foley. He
<v Speaker 3>turns around, walks into our rock bottom. He walks into
<v Speaker 3>a rock bottom. The rock is going for another people's elbow.
<v Speaker 3>He hits the rope once twice. It comes Hogan, a
<v Speaker 3>big boot, a big boot. Rock goes over the top rope.
<v Speaker 3>Hogan hits the rup, hits the big leg on Sta,
<v Speaker 3>hits the big leg on Santa. But there's no ref.
<v Speaker 3>There's no ref. Foley comes in. He's doing what Vince
<v Speaker 3>did to the referee last month. He takes his slip
<v Speaker 3>head one two three, Here is your wineer No w
<v Speaker 3>w E champion.
<v Speaker 8>Huk Holga. We have a new w w E champion.
<v Speaker 8>It is Hulk Hogan.
<v Speaker 3>This is unbelievable storytelling. Four months in the making. Hulk
<v Speaker 3>Hogan has done it. Oh my god, he is the
<v Speaker 3>new w w E champion. Mcfoley goes to get the
<v Speaker 3>title to hand two handed to the Hogan, but the
<v Speaker 3>Rock comes in and rips it out of his hands.
<v Speaker 3>The Rock rips the title out of mcfoley's hands. What's
<v Speaker 3>he gonna do? What's he gonna do? What's he gonna do?
<v Speaker 3>He just hands it. He hads a Dogan that gives
<v Speaker 3>him a hug. Yeah, oh my god. All three men
<v Speaker 3>are posing the Rock Hogan Sina Hogan must post tell
<v Speaker 3>him that story four months in the making. Nothing can
<v Speaker 3>get between Rock, Nothing can get between Rock and Hogan.
<v Speaker 3>We hope you enjoyed Summer Slam. Everybody, good night.
<v Speaker 5>Wait a minute, the Rock, it's mcfoley with a chair.
<v Speaker 6>What rock bottom, rock bottom.
<v Speaker 3>Rock bottom of the Hogan, rock bottom dog? What is
<v Speaker 3>he doing? What is he doing? He takes mcfoley and
<v Speaker 3>he throws him through the middle of top rope. Mick
<v Speaker 3>is caught up, just like when he got his ear
<v Speaker 3>ripped off, just like when he got his ear ripped off.
<v Speaker 3>What is going on here? He turned on him? Why
<v Speaker 3>would you turn on Hogan? Why would you turn on Hogan?
<v Speaker 3>He gets over Hogan and he says, just bring it, bitch,
<v Speaker 3>and flips him off. This is unbelievable. This is unbelievable.
<v Speaker 3>The rock is leaving. How are we gonna add summer
<v Speaker 3>Slam like this? How are we gonna add summer Slam
<v Speaker 3>like this?
<v Speaker 5>Oh my god, Oh my god. That's Christion, that's Christian Cage.
<v Speaker 6>It's Christian with the right head of the bank. Christian
<v Speaker 6>with the right head the bag. He gets to the ring,
<v Speaker 6>he nail's Hogan with the briefcase.
<v Speaker 3>He nail's Hogan with the briefcase, and he gives it
<v Speaker 3>to the referee who came out with him, and.
<v Speaker 5>He catches it in. He catches it in on Prettier one.
<v Speaker 7>Two three, TWOSHO winner and w W champion school Christian.
<v Speaker 7>Oh my god, Oh my god, Christian has defeated Huh Cogan.
<v Speaker 7>Christian has cash in the money in the bank. Christian
<v Speaker 7>is a new w W E champion. From that Cordona,
<v Speaker 7>from that's that down Brad thank you and good Nights.
<v Speaker 2>Who Wow, that was actually good.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, the whole thing was really good.
<v Speaker 2>I uh, it was one It was a one match show,
<v Speaker 2>but it was good show.
<v Speaker 1>Every match except for the girls match. I was a
<v Speaker 1>was a gimmick.
<v Speaker 2>I'm always yeah, well it's summer and this is it.
<v Speaker 1>I enjoyed it. I think I thought you did a
<v Speaker 1>really good job. It was totally enthralled in a lot
<v Speaker 1>of those things. Yeah, we'll talk about it more in
<v Speaker 1>depth this next week on the Silver Linings. So this
<v Speaker 1>week on the Silver Linings, I.
<v Speaker 3>Have some questions for you guys. Well, first of all,
<v Speaker 3>I'm glad you questioned Brock before this.
<v Speaker 2>Bro he didn't come out there or something, and you
<v Speaker 2>just didn't use him.
<v Speaker 1>You gotta go like drink honey or something before.
<v Speaker 2>I didn't use my purpose, Okay. I mean that saved
<v Speaker 2>your ass big time.
<v Speaker 3>And my only fear was that people would see the
<v Speaker 3>cash in coming.
<v Speaker 4>So I despise saying this to you right now. In
<v Speaker 4>my mind, after that match, I go, okay, so he's
<v Speaker 4>going to cash in later. But then you had so
<v Speaker 4>much hijink.
<v Speaker 3>Right see, I had so early that you'd forget Yeah.
<v Speaker 4>No, no, no, the match itself had so much high jinks
<v Speaker 4>and bulls and run ins or whatever that I got
<v Speaker 4>lost in it and forgot about Christian, which is which
<v Speaker 4>is the point of like good wrestling storytelling. So I'm like,
<v Speaker 4>literally gonna have to go to the bathround. Puke that
<v Speaker 4>I said that to you, Like I said, well, one
<v Speaker 4>match show its great, but.
<v Speaker 3>It's all you know, It's like a great movie, a
<v Speaker 3>great book. It's all about the finale.
<v Speaker 4>Except except the heel is the last thing you see
<v Speaker 4>in your fine in the movie, it's the bad guy won.
<v Speaker 3>It's a clippen sometimes it's a clip banger.
<v Speaker 1>All right, So we're back to the timing. You have
<v Speaker 1>four TV shows to present your Summer Slam card. Uh,
<v Speaker 1>and are you ready to go?
<v Speaker 2>I'm ready, baby, guys.
<v Speaker 3>No, like, no questions or thoughts that I'm done. I'm over.
<v Speaker 3>It's over.
<v Speaker 4>I mean, I mean, like you said, it's it's a
<v Speaker 4>lot of my questions normally are like, well now, but
<v Speaker 4>I know it's over. So I like you you went
<v Speaker 4>out with a bang that last match, a lot of fun.
<v Speaker 4>I'll give you that credit.
<v Speaker 2>That's it.
<v Speaker 1>And I don't really want to say anything necessarily because
<v Speaker 1>I want people to make their own decisions so we
<v Speaker 1>can talk more about it, like on the regular podcast
<v Speaker 1>or or something like that. But sure, for now, I
<v Speaker 1>think this is good. But here we go, Brian give
<v Speaker 1>you a countdown in five, four, three, two one.
<v Speaker 4>All right, folks, we are four weeks of raw television
<v Speaker 4>shows away from the biggest party of the summer, Summer Slam.
<v Speaker 2>We open up the show tonight.
<v Speaker 4>The commentators are telling us that tonight you will see
<v Speaker 4>a pay per view rematch for the tag team titles.
<v Speaker 4>Rated RKO will take on Kern Angle and Shelton Benjamin
<v Speaker 4>in a rematch from last night's pay per view, as
<v Speaker 4>well as we'll see the number one contender to the
<v Speaker 4>World Heavyweight Championship, the phenomenal AJ Styles in action out first.
<v Speaker 5>Is look in my eyes?
<v Speaker 2>What do you see?
<v Speaker 4>It's seeing Punk and he is wearing his hoodie. He's
<v Speaker 4>in a bad mood as usual, stomping down to the ring.
<v Speaker 4>He's pissed off. He gets on the microphone. He says
<v Speaker 4>that last night was complete garbage. Eddie Garrell doesn't deserved
<v Speaker 4>to be the inn Connal champion. I do I deserve
<v Speaker 4>to be the Interconto champion. This is complete joke. This
<v Speaker 4>company's a joke. YadA YadA, YadA, YadA. Doesn't stop. He's talking,
<v Speaker 4>he's running his mouth and then all of a sudden
<v Speaker 4>he gets interrupted. Stone Cold comes on down in the ring.
<v Speaker 4>He says, Son, you got a problem? What you got
<v Speaker 4>a problem? Have a beer with me. Let's talk it out.
<v Speaker 4>Stone Goell's got a beer. He wants Punk to have
<v Speaker 4>a toast at them. Punk says, get out of here,
<v Speaker 4>and I'm straight as he goes what what kick stunner
<v Speaker 4>beer Bash Stone Cold out on celebrating. Next up, we
<v Speaker 4>have Eddie Garrell the new Intercontinental Champions Jamie No a
<v Speaker 4>very competitive match here.
<v Speaker 2>Eddie gets to win with the frog spatial.
<v Speaker 4>Eddie gets on the mic after he says, you know what,
<v Speaker 4>I'm very proud of what I accomplished the last night.
<v Speaker 4>I'm proud to be the Internconnal champion and I'm gonna
<v Speaker 4>be a fighting champion. Next match, we have Jesse with
<v Speaker 4>Festus in his corner versus Paul London. Quickly, about ninety
<v Speaker 4>seconds or so into this match, Raven comes out on
<v Speaker 4>the ramp. He does the Raven Tommy Dreamer on the
<v Speaker 4>cross pose Uh Paul on it looks very confused. Jesse
<v Speaker 4>rolls back in the ring and bashes him with a
<v Speaker 4>chair from behind. Festus gets up in a rage on
<v Speaker 4>the apron, but the officials ring the bells of Festus
<v Speaker 4>goes numb. Jesse signals a raven. He does the pose
<v Speaker 4>as well. It looks like Jesse has joined the flock.
<v Speaker 4>Next up, we have aj Styles, who is the new
<v Speaker 4>number one contender to the Raw World Heavyweight.
<v Speaker 2>Championship versus Carlito.
<v Speaker 4>Competitive match, back and forth action, but of course Aj
<v Speaker 4>Styles victorious with a Styles Clash one two three. Upon
<v Speaker 4>that victory, Sean Michaels hits the ring. Here he comes,
<v Speaker 4>He gets down, the two stare off. These two will
<v Speaker 4>be facing at Summer Slim with a championship. In the
<v Speaker 4>main event, Sean Michaels extends his hand for a handshake.
<v Speaker 4>AJ Styles pauses, he soaks it all in, just walks
<v Speaker 4>on right past HBK goes up the ramp.
<v Speaker 2>And last.
<v Speaker 4>Now, our main event is the pay per view rematch
<v Speaker 4>Angle Shelting versus Rated RKO. Just like the night before,
<v Speaker 4>it's a competitive, back and forth, awesome textbook tag team match.
<v Speaker 4>Rad RKO r KO out of Nowhere, gets the wind.
<v Speaker 4>They're celebrating. They feel like they are. You know, they
<v Speaker 4>got the lay of the land here. Oh no, what
<v Speaker 4>the hell happened? What a frig.
<v Speaker 2>Not prepared? Huh No, I don't know what happened. This counts.
<v Speaker 2>I'm gonna get it in. Oh no, he.
<v Speaker 5>Comes the money.
<v Speaker 2>Sam McMahon comes out.
<v Speaker 3>The return Sea mcmann's Kevin Dune yellingbatt in the truck.
<v Speaker 2>I don't even know how to stop this thought.
<v Speaker 4>Okay, I don't know why I had a queue up
<v Speaker 4>and then went away. Or I think my face skin
<v Speaker 4>didn't see it to get it anyway. Uh, Seaman man
<v Speaker 4>comes out, He says, guys, look, you know you're running
<v Speaker 4>the muck here. You're the champion. You took me out
<v Speaker 4>with the concerto. You guys haven't seen me since. But
<v Speaker 4>my name has a little bit of stroke. My last
<v Speaker 4>name has a little bit of stroke around here. So
<v Speaker 4>I went to co GM Hayman or I went to
<v Speaker 4>co GM Dusty Rose, and I figured out who. I
<v Speaker 4>had a big suggestion for who you should Uh. The
<v Speaker 4>number one contendents of the tax Team Champions should be
<v Speaker 4>lights out, lights back on it's taker and staying standing
<v Speaker 4>behind rated r KO Tombstone death drop leaves rated rkoo lang.
<v Speaker 4>It's official. At Summer Slam, we have rated RKO defending
<v Speaker 4>their Taxti Championships against the team of Taker and Sting.
<v Speaker 1>All right, fifteen twenty three, you have left shame.
<v Speaker 2>Thing pissed me off phone technology?
<v Speaker 8>All right?
<v Speaker 3>I like Austin Punk. It's it's an obvious one.
<v Speaker 2>But why not.
<v Speaker 3>Obviously doesn't mean bad.
<v Speaker 2>You know, it's a.
<v Speaker 3>Good story that you can tell over the next couple
<v Speaker 3>of weeks. So Shane's a babyface.
<v Speaker 4>Yes, Remember they took him they he was in that
<v Speaker 4>faction with Randy. They uh took him out with a
<v Speaker 4>concerto when they formed d r KO and that that
<v Speaker 4>was his return.
<v Speaker 3>I'm fine with that. Uh what happened to like that
<v Speaker 3>whole Paul Haymen gag. They're done?
<v Speaker 4>Okay once again? Every week everyone's wrestling. I'm giving you
<v Speaker 4>what I need to give you in five minutes.
<v Speaker 1>That's important, right he only gave like maybe six segments
<v Speaker 1>of a possible twenty two segment show.
<v Speaker 4>Well, now we've been doing research. I knew this anyway,
<v Speaker 4>I said it. But if we're doing a two hour
<v Speaker 4>technically a two hour show is eleven segments. So when
<v Speaker 4>we do start doing our weekly TVs, we're gonna I'm
<v Speaker 4>gonna have one through one through eleven, right for sure?
<v Speaker 4>So this this, I don't do that because of the time. Yes, yeah, this,
<v Speaker 4>I'm just picking out the bullet points of important things
<v Speaker 4>that you need to know.
<v Speaker 1>And I will just say this. I said on the
<v Speaker 1>Silver Linings that I thought that you were headed Sting
<v Speaker 1>and Taker against Rated RKO as the big match for SummerSlam.
<v Speaker 1>So I sort of predicted that. I'm wondering if anybody
<v Speaker 1>else thought that too, But.
<v Speaker 2>I don't think it was that much of a secret.
<v Speaker 1>Or no, I mean, I actually just wanted that to happen.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah.
<v Speaker 1>So okay, five four three two.
<v Speaker 2>One TV two.
<v Speaker 4>We're reminded tonight as you open the show that tonight
<v Speaker 4>we're gonna find out who the number one contender for
<v Speaker 4>the Intercontinental Championship is.
<v Speaker 3>Uh.
<v Speaker 4>Dusty Rhodes co GM has decided that the leftover participants
<v Speaker 4>in the Fatal for Right from the pay per view
<v Speaker 4>will be the rightful members in that match. It's gonna
<v Speaker 4>be a triple threat Batista versus Jeff Hardy versus Raymisteria
<v Speaker 4>and that's going to open the show. Eddie Guerrero, the
<v Speaker 4>Interconsole Champion, comes out. He's on commentary. It's a one
<v Speaker 4>fall triple threat match. Batista hits the Batista Bomb on
<v Speaker 4>Raymas Stereo one two three Bautistas celebrating, here's your new
<v Speaker 4>number one contender for the Interconsole Championship. Tyson Kids music hits.
<v Speaker 4>Tyson Kid comes out holding hands with his fiance. Natalia
<v Speaker 4>cuts a promo and says, not so fast, Big Dave.
<v Speaker 4>You're the number one contender for the Icy title right now,
<v Speaker 4>but not anymore, because I'm cashing in my opportunity. I've
<v Speaker 4>already talked to co GM Hayman. I'm the number one
<v Speaker 4>contender to the Interconnal Championship and I'll be taking out
<v Speaker 4>Eddie Guerrero at Summer Slam. Batista's pissed. Eddie stands up
<v Speaker 4>from commentary. He's baffled.
<v Speaker 2>Everyone can't believe it.
<v Speaker 4>We come back from breaking We got footage from backstage.
<v Speaker 4>This aired on dot Com. It was Eminem and the
<v Speaker 4>members of the Dangerous Alliance getting into a little bit
<v Speaker 4>of an argument backstage with Kurt Angle and Shutting after
<v Speaker 4>their loss last week. Coming back from the main event
<v Speaker 4>of Raw.
<v Speaker 2>We go to the ring.
<v Speaker 4>It's Eminem with the other members of the Alliance Mister Kennedy, Molina,
<v Speaker 4>Paul Hayman versus Angle, Kurt Angle and Shelton Benjamin Good
<v Speaker 4>back and forth tag match here. Finally the Alliance is
<v Speaker 4>just too much. They get involved DQ. It's thrown out.
<v Speaker 4>They're putting the boots to Kurt Angle and Shelton Benjamin
<v Speaker 4>and who comes in for the save headband Beard.
<v Speaker 5>Charlie Hass is back.
<v Speaker 4>Team Angle's back in full fledge. He's over his leg
<v Speaker 4>injury of last month. He's back into the fold as
<v Speaker 4>he runs off the dangerous Alliance and saves his friends.
<v Speaker 4>Next up, we have Raven versus one time disciple Paul
<v Speaker 4>London in a Raven's rules match. Raven is accompanied by
<v Speaker 4>Jesse London.
<v Speaker 2>He's handling him.
<v Speaker 4>He gives a big one of those sinkar kicks on
<v Speaker 4>the ropes to Jesse, takes care of him, takes out
<v Speaker 4>Raven with that move that I did once where he
<v Speaker 4>face plants the guy.
<v Speaker 3>He goes up to the top.
<v Speaker 4>He wants to hit that shooting star, but almost like
<v Speaker 4>in a horror movie scene, a face rises up next
<v Speaker 4>to him. It's Big Daddy V. What's he doing here?
<v Speaker 4>He shit cands him off the top. DDT one two three,
<v Speaker 4>Raven wins. It looks like Big Daddy V has joined
<v Speaker 4>the flock. Okay, backstage, Edge and Orton are on set.
<v Speaker 4>They're being interviewed by the interviewer at the time. She
<v Speaker 4>asks you know what their thoughts are on being forced
<v Speaker 4>to face the Undertaker and sting for the Tech Team
<v Speaker 4>Championships at SummerSlam. Randy goes into saying that, you know what,
<v Speaker 4>I've earned the name the Legend Killer, and this is
<v Speaker 4>my biggest opportunity of all time to really solidify that.
<v Speaker 4>And I have the ultimate opportunities as my Tech Team partner,
<v Speaker 4>so you better believe that we have a plan. Next
<v Speaker 4>up is the package of all the talents on the show,
<v Speaker 4>members of Raw Legends, and they're being asked who wins
<v Speaker 4>in this.
<v Speaker 2>Ultimate dream Matches SummerSlam. The Heartbreak Kid Shawn.
<v Speaker 4>Michaels urs the phenomenal AJ styles and it's different members
<v Speaker 4>picking their pick stating who they think is going to
<v Speaker 4>win that match.
<v Speaker 2>Fun little package to get you excited about that the
<v Speaker 2>title that.
<v Speaker 3>Would actually happen in WW. It would probably be that
<v Speaker 3>Jabroni's having to do it.
<v Speaker 2>Yep.
<v Speaker 4>Anyway, Yeah, Brooklyn Browler grabbed these guys during the day
<v Speaker 4>and had them sit down and do so up last
<v Speaker 4>year is the uh seeing punks asked for some time.
<v Speaker 4>He's gonna have a stay of the Union State. All
<v Speaker 4>the things that he's so pissed off about here in
<v Speaker 4>WW or sorry I unraw and what he's mad about.
<v Speaker 4>He wants to clear the air. He's had a rough
<v Speaker 4>go of things. He's in the ring, he's given it,
<v Speaker 4>you know, just complain, complain, complain. It's brutal, finally unbelievable
<v Speaker 4>again he's interrupted. Stone Cold Steve Austin comes on at
<v Speaker 4>Punk says, you know what, I can't take it.
<v Speaker 2>I know what you want. You want me to drink
<v Speaker 2>this beer with you or have a match with you at.
<v Speaker 4>Summer Slim, and some uncle says, what what, Let's make
<v Speaker 4>it official because that Summer Slim, I'm gonna open up
<v Speaker 4>canel whoop pass on your straight edge kick stunner Beer
<v Speaker 4>Bash celebration.
<v Speaker 2>Once again, Rod goes off the air. Where am I
<v Speaker 2>have time?
<v Speaker 1>Wise ten minutes forty seven seconds.
<v Speaker 3>I'm very interested to see what happens on the next
<v Speaker 3>show with the format where you have to say what
<v Speaker 3>everyone's doing?
<v Speaker 1>Okay, I mean it's so literally just say Seahn Michaels
<v Speaker 1>versus Bob Holly, three segment match, So I guess.
<v Speaker 3>But like what I'm saying is I feel like there's
<v Speaker 3>so many these people left off and he just says, oh,
<v Speaker 3>they wrestled earlier, but what did they do?
<v Speaker 1>We had a match.
<v Speaker 4>But when I'm done, I can state my case of
<v Speaker 4>involvement here. I mean I got a lot, everyone's involved.
<v Speaker 2>All right.
<v Speaker 3>I mean Austin I am more. I am most invested
<v Speaker 3>in the Austin Punk even though it's a new thing.
<v Speaker 3>I'm not invested in AJ Sean. Okay, but Austin Punk
<v Speaker 3>got me in the Eddie Fighting Champion.
<v Speaker 4>I like that, and then he got the swear of
<v Speaker 4>on Batista where Batista thought he was in. Also keep
<v Speaker 4>in mind that the Shawn AJ had the disc handshake
<v Speaker 4>altercation last week two weeks ago, right.
<v Speaker 3>And then the new flock is interesting. I just I'd
<v Speaker 3>like to see where it's going.
<v Speaker 2>Okay, TV number three, we open up.
<v Speaker 4>The announcers tell us that tonight, Shawn Michaels and aj
<v Speaker 4>Styles will be forced to be a tag team as
<v Speaker 4>they take on another team that's being forced to tag together,
<v Speaker 4>the team of Tyson Kidd and Eddie Garrell in our
<v Speaker 4>main event. Show opens up with the Raided RKO promo.
<v Speaker 4>They said, you know what, they're not running and hide
<v Speaker 4>and scared of taker and staying like the rest of
<v Speaker 4>the roster has. They're the legend killers Rated RKO. They're
<v Speaker 4>future Hall of famers as well, and they're you know what,
<v Speaker 4>They've been forced into this situation, but they're gonna take
<v Speaker 4>handle them. Of course, here comes the monnay, I'm not
<v Speaker 4>gonna bother with that again. Sean McMann comes out once
<v Speaker 4>again and tells him that, you know, taking cane or
<v Speaker 4>looking forward, he's basically like speaking on their behalf.
<v Speaker 2>Because they're so mysterious.
<v Speaker 1>Uh.
<v Speaker 4>Randy gets on the MICUs as Shane, you know what,
<v Speaker 4>we've already figured out what we're gonna do, because this
<v Speaker 4>thing is not gonna be three against two and the
<v Speaker 4>way you think it is, it's gonna be in our favor.
<v Speaker 4>He's like, what from behind, Luke Gallows takes out Shane.
<v Speaker 1>Hmm.
<v Speaker 4>He is part of Raided r KO. He's their heater
<v Speaker 4>they took in. Festus got his head clean and now
<v Speaker 4>he's a member of Raided RKO. He's watching you do that.
<v Speaker 2>I used the scalpel, I took his scullet off the.
<v Speaker 3>Customized figs here.
<v Speaker 2>Why not cheating?
<v Speaker 4>Luke Gallows the same person as Festus, so that counts
<v Speaker 4>all right. Next up, we have the Flock Big Daddy
<v Speaker 4>via Jesse versus Team Angle back together with Kurt Angle
<v Speaker 4>in their corner.
<v Speaker 1>Uh.
<v Speaker 4>This is a good little tag match, you know, seeing
<v Speaker 4>the Flock and Actual for the first time to Angle
<v Speaker 4>back together. Obviously, Raven's on the outside, Angles on the outside,
<v Speaker 4>the dangerous alliance running. Hayman sends his goons big brawl
<v Speaker 4>and sees they've got the Flock fighting, the Flock, Team
<v Speaker 4>Angle fighting, everybody finding the alliance of these three factions
<v Speaker 4>going out into a huge brawl. Referees are sent out NonStop.
<v Speaker 4>Get them all separated.
<v Speaker 2>It's chaos.
<v Speaker 4>Next up, we have a fatal four way number one
<v Speaker 4>contenders match for the Women's Championship at SummerSlam. Mickey James
<v Speaker 4>wins that with a chick kick Malina one two three.
<v Speaker 4>She has had punched her ticket to SummerSlam to take
<v Speaker 4>on the champion Beth Phoenix. Backstage, we go to a
<v Speaker 4>shot of Dusty Rhodes, the general manager. He's talking to
<v Speaker 4>Raymond Stereo, Kofi Kingston and Jeff Hardy. It's mid conversation
<v Speaker 4>and they're about to leave and Paul London enters and
<v Speaker 4>he goes, uh, hey, I overheard what you said to them.
<v Speaker 4>I'd like to be involved too, and he says, no, baby,
<v Speaker 4>that's not for you. That's for somebody yelse. You want
<v Speaker 4>an opportunity, I got something for you. They're the open spot.
<v Speaker 4>There's only one open spot of the Thumber Flame right now.
<v Speaker 2>Now.
<v Speaker 4>I'll give it to you if you want it. And
<v Speaker 4>Paul and It says, I want I just want an
<v Speaker 4>opportunity around here. He said, then then it's the fifth
<v Speaker 4>Thil that summers playing with you with the Thumbo and Bulldova,
<v Speaker 4>Paul Andon versus Huma. I got set for SummerSlam. Next up,
<v Speaker 4>we have a Batista promo. He's out, he's pissed. He said,
<v Speaker 4>you know what, I got screwed over here. So many
<v Speaker 4>times I got screwed over in title matches. I got
<v Speaker 4>screwed over having Paul Hayman as my manager. I got
<v Speaker 4>screwed over last week by Tyson Kidd, who I didn't
<v Speaker 4>even know what that was a possibility. It's just unbelievable.
<v Speaker 4>He's complaining, complaining, Suddenly, what what is going on? Baptista
<v Speaker 4>interrupted by Simon Dean and Big Papa pump Scott Steiner.
<v Speaker 4>Scott Seiner tells him a Batista, I don't like fat asses. Okay,
<v Speaker 4>you gotta start working out. That's your problem. This is
<v Speaker 4>a body business. Okay, So you look terrible, and Simon says,
<v Speaker 4>that's right, man. We're out here to offer you the
<v Speaker 4>Simon system. He's got his double bag, he's got protein shakes,
<v Speaker 4>he's got powder. He twists off the lid. He goes,
<v Speaker 4>come on, budd, it's a Simon system. Big Poppa pumps
<v Speaker 4>on it. We think you need to get into shape too,
<v Speaker 4>because you look terrible. And Big pop Up say say
<v Speaker 4>I don't like fat asses. They extends the protein powder
<v Speaker 4>jug with no top on it. Battista smacks it into
<v Speaker 4>Simon Dean's face. Protein powders all over him as he
<v Speaker 4>walks off.
<v Speaker 3>Did Jacks make that pert new powder?
<v Speaker 2>I don't remember. I whittled it out of clay.
<v Speaker 4>Made him at time, Shawn Michaels and AJ Styles, two
<v Speaker 4>guys who will be facing each other. Summerson forced the
<v Speaker 4>team together against Tyson Kid and Eddie Greer, who are
<v Speaker 4>in the same situation. This is a tip for tat
<v Speaker 4>you know a little bit of a I can do
<v Speaker 4>anything better than you can kind of situations with these
<v Speaker 4>guys going back and forth with some fun offense. Finally,
<v Speaker 4>AJ and Eddie go flying to the floor HBK sweet
<v Speaker 4>music one two three on Tyson Kidd. Afterwards, AJ rolls in.
<v Speaker 4>He says, you know what I'm in press Seawn, I'm sorry,
<v Speaker 4>but you know last time I was just you know,
<v Speaker 4>I'm very excited about this opportunity and uh, my emotions
<v Speaker 4>got the best of me. He extends his hand for
<v Speaker 4>the handshake. Sean Michaels now says nothing and blows it
<v Speaker 4>off and walks right past him.
<v Speaker 2>Raw goes off the air.
<v Speaker 1>He got six minutes left, perfect.
<v Speaker 4>Nothing Nope, Bueler, all right, it's go home time. It's
<v Speaker 4>the Go Home Show Week four. Uh. First up, we
<v Speaker 4>have Carlito's cabana with his guests Eddie Guerrero and Tyson Kidd.
<v Speaker 4>Dyson Kidd basically explains that Hey, man, I won this opportunity.
<v Speaker 2>I'm gonna use it anyway.
<v Speaker 4>I see fit and I want that in Airconnal champion
<v Speaker 4>Championship and you got it, and at SummerSlam, I'm taking it.
<v Speaker 4>No physicality, We're that's for the Smack Dune show where
<v Speaker 4>you know there would have been a paralyzing injury or something.
<v Speaker 4>We cut from there to Rated RKO with their new heater,
<v Speaker 4>Luke Gwos pulling up in a stretch Limo Hummer.
<v Speaker 2>What are they up to tonight? I don't know, but
<v Speaker 2>they just got to the arena.
<v Speaker 4>Next up, we have the locals, all three masked locals
<v Speaker 4>in the ring and they have a handicap match with
<v Speaker 4>the Animal but Taste don He's pissed. He's been pissed
<v Speaker 4>off this whole time. He just can't get a break
<v Speaker 4>camp and the opportunity he's out there having his way,
<v Speaker 4>making a muck of these guys, beating the living crap
<v Speaker 4>out of him, out comes Scott Steiner.
<v Speaker 2>He said, what I.
<v Speaker 4>Tells you, man, I don't like fat asses, and you
<v Speaker 4>want some opportunity, run here.
<v Speaker 3>You need to get shape.
<v Speaker 2>You look terrible. He is pissed. From behind one of
<v Speaker 2>the locals peels the mask off.
<v Speaker 4>That's not a local, that's Simon did. He's got the
<v Speaker 4>prote powder. He dumps it up, but tastes there, runs away.
<v Speaker 4>It's official Steiners on the microphone. At Summer Slam, it's
<v Speaker 4>gonna be big pop up Pump versus Batista in the
<v Speaker 4>Body Guy Challenge, oh Man. Next up we have mister
<v Speaker 4>Kennedy versus Raven versus Kurt Angle and a triple threat match.
<v Speaker 4>This thing is a fun you know, typical triple threat match,
<v Speaker 4>no rules, but uh, that really doesn't work out in
<v Speaker 4>this situation because of all these factions going on now.
<v Speaker 4>These factions are popping up out of nowhere. It's a
<v Speaker 4>big brawl in Melee. We got Hayman's guys and Team
<v Speaker 4>Angle and the Flock and they're just brawling. And then
<v Speaker 4>Raymond Stereo, Jeff Hard and Kofi Kingston clear House get
<v Speaker 4>rid of everybody, break up the fighting.
<v Speaker 2>Dusty comes out in the ramp.
<v Speaker 4>He says, baby, I can't have all this I can't
<v Speaker 4>have all this chaos out here on the Raw brand.
<v Speaker 4>So I'm giving you all little opportunity At Thumma Slam.
<v Speaker 4>It's gonna be a four way match and it's gonna
<v Speaker 4>be gang rules baby. Next up, Rated RKO comes out
<v Speaker 4>with Luke Gallows and what is this? They have Seay
<v Speaker 4>McMahon just beating to shambles, arms tied behind his back,
<v Speaker 4>feet tied, mouth covered with a rag.
<v Speaker 2>He's their hostage.
<v Speaker 4>They say, you know what, Taker Sting, this is your boy,
<v Speaker 4>Come and get him.
<v Speaker 2>We're not scared of you.
<v Speaker 4>Lights go out back on. They start brawling. It's three
<v Speaker 4>on two, three on two, but the number games too much.
<v Speaker 4>Gallows pull a Sting RKO on Taker Spear RKO. They
<v Speaker 4>leave the tag team Champions laying what no one thought
<v Speaker 4>could be done. What's gonna happen this Sunday? Next up
<v Speaker 4>is Bet Phoenix versus Kelly Kelly, a little bit of
<v Speaker 4>a squizosh match. Jamie Noble would say a squisher. Mickey
<v Speaker 4>James is on commentary. Beth glam slam Kelly Kelly one
<v Speaker 4>two three. She raises her belt as her and Mickey
<v Speaker 4>James have a little bit of a stare off from
<v Speaker 4>the commentary booth and the ring. Their matches this Sunday
<v Speaker 4>for the Women's Championship. Next up, we have see him
<v Speaker 4>Punk and he's got a live mic and he's gone up.
<v Speaker 4>He's live at the merch stand in the Concourse and
<v Speaker 4>he's going through all the merchandise saying this is BS.
<v Speaker 4>So this is what I'm talking about, Stone Cold, this
<v Speaker 4>Stone cald that three sixteen shirt of what shirt.
<v Speaker 2>Was that even?
<v Speaker 9>Mean?
<v Speaker 2>That means nothing? Where's all the straight edge stuff?
<v Speaker 4>Where's the message I need to spread to all these
<v Speaker 4>people about big straight edge, of big drug free and
<v Speaker 4>alcohol free.
<v Speaker 2>This is then all of a sudden, boom, boom boom.
<v Speaker 2>What's that?
<v Speaker 4>It's Stone called Steve Auston on a four wheeler in
<v Speaker 4>the Concourse. He's chasing seeing Punk off. He almost ran
<v Speaker 4>him over.
<v Speaker 1>The Jacks four wheel.
<v Speaker 4>Yep cut the brake. Mackenzie has the four wheeler. I
<v Speaker 4>got it for it's a Barbie four lear.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah.
<v Speaker 3>I know. We were just like a lot of use
<v Speaker 3>whatever we would. I'll use my hot wheels too next time.
<v Speaker 3>And there we go on time mark.
<v Speaker 1>There we go, last seconds, one minute, forty seconds.
<v Speaker 2>Perfect, last seg.
<v Speaker 4>It's the Shawn Michaels aj Styles contract signing this Sunday.
<v Speaker 4>They go back and forth to say their piece and
<v Speaker 4>basically it comes down to this. It's it's the best
<v Speaker 4>ever verst possibly the best right now. It's a dream
<v Speaker 4>match scenario. Who's gonna win? And Sean said, you know what,
<v Speaker 4>I got a legacy to protect and I'm gonna make
<v Speaker 4>sure that the winner at the end of the day
<v Speaker 4>is me. And AJ Styles says, hey, man, I got
<v Speaker 4>the same I'm getting ready to cement mine and I'm
<v Speaker 4>gonna do it by beating you. They both sign. Sean
<v Speaker 4>goes to walk off, he still has the mic and
<v Speaker 4>he says, you know what, aj I'm sorry, but I
<v Speaker 4>don't love you.
<v Speaker 2>Sweet ten music.
<v Speaker 4>HBK lays out aj Styles, raw goes off the air.
<v Speaker 2>So that's it, Summer Slam. Huh yep.
<v Speaker 3>Let me see if I can even tell you the
<v Speaker 3>card really Austin against punk a J against Sean, Yeah,
<v Speaker 3>Steiner against Batista, rated r Ko against Stinging Taker. Way there,
<v Speaker 3>gang warfare, the gang Warfare. I don't even know who's
<v Speaker 3>in it, but the gang Warfare.
<v Speaker 2>A bunch of guys.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I know that four.
<v Speaker 2>Teams of three is the.
<v Speaker 3>Kickoff matche Maga vers Paul London.
<v Speaker 2>That's just no kickoff match. It's just on there, London, Magazon.
<v Speaker 3>There And who does Eddie Guerrero whistle.
<v Speaker 2>Cash in his opportunity. They won the Carlis Cobana. They
<v Speaker 2>tagged in the main event of Raw.
<v Speaker 3>I must have missed that, all right, and Beth versus
<v Speaker 3>Mickey James.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, you just named the whole show.
<v Speaker 1>Okay, great job, Okay, all right, here we go, no
<v Speaker 1>time limit. You can sit back.
<v Speaker 4>And that was the first time I had a lot
<v Speaker 4>of detailed stuff. That was the first time the time
<v Speaker 4>limit kind of got to me a little bit.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah.
<v Speaker 3>Well, well, when we have the new show starting in August.
<v Speaker 4>We're gonna have we have to have like a forty
<v Speaker 4>minute cap on TVs and something mark something.
<v Speaker 1>It's never it's never gonna happen. You gotta get the segment.
<v Speaker 1>The time is capped by the segments.
<v Speaker 3>We each get two hours.
<v Speaker 2>I thought, no, that's element. No, that's not a it's
<v Speaker 2>not a shoot two hours.
<v Speaker 1>Here we go, Summer Slam.
<v Speaker 2>Alright, when I could take it for I canna take
<v Speaker 2>my sweet ass time here.
<v Speaker 10>All right, and now Raw and Brian Myers present to
<v Speaker 10>you Summer Slam.
<v Speaker 2>You keep what is that the hand that pleased by
<v Speaker 2>nine inch nails? Thank you for sponsoring that.
<v Speaker 4>We didn't cheap out and use John Cena's old rap
<v Speaker 4>album song.
<v Speaker 3>Give You the WW Champions album.
<v Speaker 4>Come on, I'm gonna need that pay per view music
<v Speaker 4>on the price of on the house anyway, Pyro's going
<v Speaker 4>off like crazy uh unlike uh mister Cardona's brand. We
<v Speaker 4>went all out pay per view budget, big stage here,
<v Speaker 4>not the SmackDown fist, which made no sense because Zach
<v Speaker 4>Ryder pushed Kane off the the ramp. But there is
<v Speaker 4>no ramp.
<v Speaker 3>You know, in my opinion, you can't use it unless
<v Speaker 3>you have it, Brian, you just.
<v Speaker 2>Make it up all my imagination.
<v Speaker 3>All Right, here we go.
<v Speaker 4>It's opening matchup time. It's Paul London versus Small and
<v Speaker 4>Bulldozer Umaga. Obviously, Umaga has had one heck of a
<v Speaker 4>run here on Raw, been virtually unstoppable. It's only defeat
<v Speaker 4>came at the hands of the heavyweight champion Shawn Michaels
<v Speaker 4>last month on the pay per view very competitive match up.
<v Speaker 4>Paul und has just got that fighting spirit. He's in
<v Speaker 4>this thing to nearly the very end. He finally mounts
<v Speaker 4>some offense, he gets Umaga down. He goes up for
<v Speaker 4>the patented Paul London shooting Star press. It's a miss.
<v Speaker 4>Umaga rolls out of the way, comes up, throws that
<v Speaker 4>thumb in the air. Boom, somemoe and spike one, two, three,
<v Speaker 4>your winner, Umaga, you my guy.
<v Speaker 2>I won't get to say that anymore, so I had
<v Speaker 2>to get one more in.
<v Speaker 3>So Paul London gets his big opportunity just loses.
<v Speaker 4>He got a singles match on the biggest show of
<v Speaker 4>the year against a guy who's only lost once.
<v Speaker 3>And someone who only lost once. That's but he has
<v Speaker 3>had a competitive match.
<v Speaker 4>Okay, sorry, there wasn't thumb tacks in a cage and
<v Speaker 4>a run in amos slap.
<v Speaker 3>All right.
<v Speaker 4>Next up is the Body Guy Challenge, The Animal Batista
<v Speaker 4>versus Big Papa Pump Scott Steiner. With Simon Dean in
<v Speaker 4>his corner, these two behemoths lock eyes in the middle
<v Speaker 4>of the ring. It's posed down time Most Muscular Hulk
<v Speaker 4>Hogan's flex basically the end of Roski's pay per view.
<v Speaker 4>The Hogan must pose down. They go back and forth.
<v Speaker 4>Simon Dean waves it off. He goes into his Duffel bag.
<v Speaker 4>He throws in some bands. These guys are getting pumps.
<v Speaker 4>They're taking turns with the bands getting pumps superjecked. He
<v Speaker 4>goes back into the bag. He throws in some oil.
<v Speaker 4>They squirting each other up. They're looking jizack. They get down.
<v Speaker 4>He chals them to a push up contest. They're looking
<v Speaker 4>at each other in the eye, just like mad men
<v Speaker 4>doing push ups. Finally, the ultimate pro.
<v Speaker 2>Wrestling test, and that is the test of strength. They
<v Speaker 2>throw up the hands.
<v Speaker 4>They lock knuckles, that Greco Roman knuckle lock, going back
<v Speaker 4>and forth, shades of Warrior and Hogan WrestleMania six. Finally
<v Speaker 4>they break at a standstill and they go for a
<v Speaker 4>tie up, a collar and elbow, traditional par wrestling tie up.
<v Speaker 4>And they work this tie up back and forth, trying
<v Speaker 4>to outpower each other. Finally they get to the ropes
<v Speaker 4>and the referee gets in between them. It's hard because
<v Speaker 4>all the oil and all the muscles. He separates them.
<v Speaker 4>I poked by Bautista. He gets the best of Steiner.
<v Speaker 4>He's beating him up pretty good. A couple of minutes here.
<v Speaker 4>Finally Steiner mounts a comeback on Batista. He's gonna he's
<v Speaker 4>got him down. He's gonna go lock in that patented
<v Speaker 4>Steiner recliner. But Bautista powers out kicks him in the gut.
<v Speaker 4>Baptista bomb one two three. Bautista is your winner of
<v Speaker 4>the Body Guy Challenge.
<v Speaker 3>A little entertainment. I like that, that's all it was.
<v Speaker 2>Yes, not a serious thing. And if you thought that
<v Speaker 2>was serious, then I'm sorry sorry for you. I liked
<v Speaker 2>it Body Got challenge.
<v Speaker 1>I would have liked Batista to get the protein powder back.
<v Speaker 1>Just got it back on.
<v Speaker 4>Uh it was. It was tip for tat. He did
<v Speaker 4>the first one they offered it to him, smacked it
<v Speaker 4>Simon Deine's face. Simon Dean was the local. He peeled
<v Speaker 4>the mask. I went into the room. I boiled the
<v Speaker 4>head really quick. I popped on the Simon Dean head
<v Speaker 4>on the local. It was him, he dumped. So the
<v Speaker 4>proteon padded thing was over. That was just the setup.
<v Speaker 4>But the payoff, the payoff was all the pumps and
<v Speaker 4>all the oil and all the muscles. Right, basically Bob
<v Speaker 4>Cardona's dream match.
<v Speaker 2>Right there, all right.
<v Speaker 4>Next up is Gang Warfare The Flock, Raven, Jesse and
<v Speaker 4>Big Daddy v Versus Team Angle, Charlie has Shelton, Benjamin
<v Speaker 4>Kurt Angle versus The Dangerous Alliance, Mercury Nitro Mister Kennedy,
<v Speaker 4>who will be accompanied by Molina and Paul Hayman versus
<v Speaker 4>the team that Dusty put together to try to get
<v Speaker 4>some order amongst all this chaos, and that's Ray Masterio,
<v Speaker 4>Jeff Hardy, and Kofi Kingston. This is pure Mayhem, shades
<v Speaker 4>of WrestleMania thirteen. You know, Led in the Nation, just
<v Speaker 4>bodies everywhere. There's so many bodies, there's no rules. Everyone's
<v Speaker 4>just trash, cans, chairs, brawling.
<v Speaker 2>Up and down.
<v Speaker 4>At one point, uh, mister Kennedy's gonna get put through
<v Speaker 4>a table. Hayman gets up on the apron, put on
<v Speaker 4>the brakes. There's a table on the floor. Misdirection Haymon
<v Speaker 4>goes through the table on the floor. A big payoff
<v Speaker 4>after all this time where I think Paul Hayman was
<v Speaker 4>a real dastardly character.
<v Speaker 2>Him and in the roster of the fans are thrilled
<v Speaker 2>to see him get his comeuppins.
<v Speaker 4>Finally, Big Daddy V just out powers too many guys,
<v Speaker 4>clears the ring, Big Squisher on Charlie Hass in the
<v Speaker 4>corner with a chair, throws them into his leader Raven
<v Speaker 4>even flow DDT on another chair. One two three, the
<v Speaker 4>flock with a surprising victory here at SummerSlam. Anything Nope, nope, Okay.
<v Speaker 4>Next up is the Intercontinental Championship match. Tyson Kidd, who
<v Speaker 4>earned the opportunity last month, set the challenge to take
<v Speaker 4>on the champion, Eddie Guerrero. Obviously, this is this is
<v Speaker 4>a little, I think a dream match scenario for some
<v Speaker 4>people to just ring savvy workers, workers workers. Basically, we
<v Speaker 4>got going on here. It's a wrestling. You know, there's
<v Speaker 4>no hijinks here, there's no run ins, there's no this
<v Speaker 4>or that. These guys are wrestling. Eddie hits the three amigos.
<v Speaker 4>On the third one, Tyson Kids lands on his feet,
<v Speaker 4>He counters double legs him into a sharpshooter. Is Eddie
<v Speaker 4>gonna tap? Is he gonna tap? His sharp shoot? He's cranking,
<v Speaker 4>He's gonna crank. Eddie clrawls, he crawls. He gets to
<v Speaker 4>the ropes. The ref's gotta break it. Tyson Kid quickly
<v Speaker 4>looks around. He grabs the top rope. He slingshots himself
<v Speaker 4>over the top, slingshot leg drop boom right on Eddie,
<v Speaker 4>who's still there from the rope break. Pushes his body
<v Speaker 4>back in, crawls quickly with urgency one two kick out
<v Speaker 4>from Eddie Guerrero. Tyson Kidd can't believe it. He was,
<v Speaker 4>what I gotta do to put this guy away? He
<v Speaker 4>goes to the outside again. This time he's going first panted,
<v Speaker 4>springboard elbow drop. He goes for it, springboard elbow miss.
<v Speaker 4>Eddie rolls in, he comes right up, He charges him.
<v Speaker 4>Eddie hits a tilted world back breaker out of nowhere. Boom,
<v Speaker 4>he goes up frog splash, bang, one two three. Eddie
<v Speaker 4>Garrel is your winner and still the Intercontinental Champion.
<v Speaker 3>Good heart bought win for Freddy Guerrero.
<v Speaker 2>Nothing else, no.
<v Speaker 3>Right that I would have liked to see DJ get
<v Speaker 3>the win there, but yeah, I just.
<v Speaker 4>My thought was, there's too much went into making Eddie
<v Speaker 4>the champ to lose right away, That's all.
<v Speaker 2>But that's a big, big opportunity for Tyson Kidd's character. Anyway.
<v Speaker 4>Match five is the Women's Championship. The champion Beth Phoenix
<v Speaker 4>taking on the challenge of Mickey James competitor back and
<v Speaker 4>forth match. I mean, these two have known each other
<v Speaker 4>a long time. Obviously, Beth is just she is the Glamazon.
<v Speaker 4>She's just overpowers Mickey. Anyways, but Mickey mounts some offense.
<v Speaker 4>Finally a chick kick out of nowhere one two kickout
<v Speaker 4>from Beth Phoenix not enough. Mickey sucks her in for
<v Speaker 4>that jumping DDT, but Beth, being the Glamazon that she is,
<v Speaker 4>she muscles her up into the air with a big
<v Speaker 4>like almost like that dolphzin Ziglar belly bump, catches her
<v Speaker 4>traps the arms. Glam Slam one, two three, Still your
<v Speaker 4>women's champion, that Glamazon Beth Phoenix. Match six, It's time
<v Speaker 4>Stone Cold Steve Austin versus CM Punk. If a certain
<v Speaker 4>famous commentator was on commentary, he would say, this is
<v Speaker 4>a slobber knocker, folks, This.
<v Speaker 2>One's This one is bowling shoe ugly.
<v Speaker 4>Okay, bowling shoe ugly because they're just going at him
<v Speaker 4>too thin nail where everything goes brawling all over ringside.
<v Speaker 4>Stone Cold hits his head on the ring bell in
<v Speaker 4>a misdirection spot. He's got color, he's a crimson mask.
<v Speaker 4>He's bloody, not good. Punk is very much in command now.
<v Speaker 4>After that one, Stone Cold bounces back some offense. He
<v Speaker 4>goes to go for the kick in the stunner, but
<v Speaker 4>it's caught. Punk takes him down. He's got the anakon
<v Speaker 4>of ice on this guy. He's got him. He rolls back,
<v Speaker 4>counters it with a pinfall one two. He kicks punkins up,
<v Speaker 4>cuts him off, picks him up. He says that's it.
<v Speaker 4>Stone Cold gets him on his shoulders, gts time, throws
<v Speaker 4>him up. Stone Cold catches the knee, spins Punk kick
<v Speaker 4>stunner one two three. Stone Cold is victorious. It's a
<v Speaker 4>beer bash celebration. He's dumping beers all over, seeing Punk's
<v Speaker 4>lifeless body in the middle.
<v Speaker 2>Of the ring.
<v Speaker 3>Oh yeah, I'd like to finish very Seawn Michael's Austin
<v Speaker 3>restlving at fourteen esque. I liked it.
<v Speaker 2>Well.
<v Speaker 4>Here on Raw, we don't expect, you know, like too
<v Speaker 4>much out of our veteran performers.
<v Speaker 2>You know, we like to give them a limited schedule,
<v Speaker 2>you know.
<v Speaker 3>Not me hul Cogan w w A champion.
<v Speaker 4>Hulk Cogan took a clothes line over the top rope
<v Speaker 4>in your Master and I was thinking, you're worried about
<v Speaker 4>mcfoley being dead In the last.
<v Speaker 1>Segment, was Hokan Megan All the house shows, isn't.
<v Speaker 3>That run limited schedule?
<v Speaker 2>No way limited schedule.
<v Speaker 3>Like msg he would do, you know, Stable Center, but
<v Speaker 3>he's not. He's not wrestling. Sheboygan, you know he's not.
<v Speaker 3>He's not doing the Prudential Center.
<v Speaker 1>Cut to guy Inboygan going, hey, you.
<v Speaker 4>Ready, yeah, all right, it is semi main event time, folks.
<v Speaker 4>The Raw Tag Team Champions Team raided RKO. They're raided
<v Speaker 4>our superstar Edge Randy Orton versus the legendary, mythical, unbelievable
<v Speaker 4>tag team of Sting and the Undertaker with by the way,
<v Speaker 4>Ray Rakarl with their heater, Luke Gallas in their corner.
<v Speaker 2>The number game is just too much.
<v Speaker 4>Lukeaalask he's getting in fearing, you know, he'll pull here
<v Speaker 4>from the outside, things like that, getting up on the apron,
<v Speaker 4>all the right opportunities.
<v Speaker 2>It's too much.
<v Speaker 4>They get a big heat on Taker. Taker is just
<v Speaker 4>borderline lifeless, but stings out there. He wants that hot tag.
<v Speaker 4>He wants that hot tag. Taker is hurting. He needs
<v Speaker 4>a tag badly. Here it goes, Here comes the money,
<v Speaker 4>eh Seaye McMahon. He's coming out. He's limping though he's
<v Speaker 4>not full force. He took that beating, that hostage situation
<v Speaker 4>that went on. He's not ready to go Gallows sees him,
<v Speaker 4>takes off like a batter all he runs boom, big
<v Speaker 4>boot in the aisle, just completely takes out Seaye McMahon,
<v Speaker 4>takes his head off. He spins back, take her with
<v Speaker 4>a gasping breath, double goozl to RKO, double choke slam,
<v Speaker 4>triple down. All three guys are down. Sting sees this.
<v Speaker 4>He jumps down from the apron. He cuts off Gallows.
<v Speaker 4>He gives them the death drop on the stair, takes
<v Speaker 4>out Gallows done.
<v Speaker 2>Sting gets back in. Taker finally makes that hot tag.
<v Speaker 2>He runs it.
<v Speaker 4>Beat up RKO all over the place, but again RKL.
<v Speaker 4>They weren't so worse for the wear. They get advantage
<v Speaker 4>the Sting a Taker. They get them both down. Boom,
<v Speaker 4>it's a spear, it's an RKO. They're taking their sweet time.
<v Speaker 4>They're gonna go for the cover. Double Undertaker, sit up.
<v Speaker 4>They got some wife in these guys take her. Taker
<v Speaker 4>and Sting still got it. They look RKO looks like
<v Speaker 4>they have seen ghosts. It's a tombstone. It's a death drop.
<v Speaker 4>One two three euro winners and new Raw Tag Team Champions.
<v Speaker 2>The legendary mythical Unbelievable tag team of Sting and the Undertaker.
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, when this all started, I thought you were to
<v Speaker 3>go with Sting verse Undertaker too.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah.
<v Speaker 4>Yeah, if we had more time, for sure, I'm fine
<v Speaker 4>with uh with the team.
<v Speaker 1>And you know, and and when you put them together,
<v Speaker 1>you kind of hot shouted the My question is you
<v Speaker 1>kind of hot shotted the whole Archao created Archao thing
<v Speaker 1>with this in mind right like we.
<v Speaker 2>Yes, And I had to because who who takes them on? Right?
<v Speaker 1>Exactly? So I I literally said that, and I will
<v Speaker 1>full blown admit it.
<v Speaker 2>I pivoted on that sham mcman group went, oh no,
<v Speaker 2>I need I need something more.
<v Speaker 3>Things change perfect, Okay, all right here it is, folks.
<v Speaker 3>But let it be known that Sting technically shouldn't even
<v Speaker 3>be in this fig fed or AJ styles.
<v Speaker 4>I'm just gonna say that Ruthus aggression style figures.
<v Speaker 2>That's that's my context, is King. You're gonna say that
<v Speaker 2>over and.
<v Speaker 3>Says that they're not aggression.
<v Speaker 4>Figures because they're lying. It's main event time, the dream
<v Speaker 4>mash you thought you'd never see. It's the heartbreakha Shawn
<v Speaker 4>Michael's the Raw tag team, Sorry, the Raw World Everyweight
<v Speaker 4>Champion versus the phenomenon a. J styles These guys, let's
<v Speaker 4>let's face it, this is a clinic. This is the
<v Speaker 4>dream match of all dream match. They're going thirty minutes,
<v Speaker 4>forty minutes, back and forth action. Finally sweet chin music boom,
<v Speaker 4>I don't know where. Sean goes to the cover one
<v Speaker 4>two it's a kickout from AJ. Styles, back and forth
<v Speaker 4>action again. AJ hits a super kick boomri Sean Michaels
<v Speaker 4>one two. Sean Michaels kicks out. He goes to the
<v Speaker 4>apron signals with the elbow pad, phenomenal forearm. He goes
<v Speaker 4>for it. Sean Ducks, rolls super kick Ducks. That picks
<v Speaker 4>him up. Styles clash boom one two kick, Sean Michaels
<v Speaker 4>kicks out of the styles clash. AJ's pissed now he's
<v Speaker 4>mocking Sean. He goes to the corner. He's tuning up
<v Speaker 4>the band. He's tuning up the band, tuning up the band,
<v Speaker 4>and finally Sean turns around. He ducks, but AJ counters
<v Speaker 4>right away immediately peley kick one two. Sean kicks out
<v Speaker 4>of the pelet What's it gonna take? What is it
<v Speaker 4>gonna take to put the legendary Sean Michael's down. AJ
<v Speaker 4>goes back to the apron and he shakes his head.
<v Speaker 2>It's phenomenal. Four arm time once again.
<v Speaker 4>He goes for the springboard and bang sweet chin music
<v Speaker 4>out of nowhere. One two kick, unbelievable. He's still in
<v Speaker 4>this thing. I can't believe it. Sean goes to the top.
<v Speaker 4>He's gonna hit the elbow drop. AJ comes and stops him.
<v Speaker 4>He gives him the flair bump. Now AJ goes to
<v Speaker 4>the top. Sean comes to counter. What is this Styles
<v Speaker 4>clash from the second boom? One two three, your winner
<v Speaker 4>and new raw World Heavyweight Champion, the phenomenal.
<v Speaker 2>Hey j Styles.
<v Speaker 4>The Confetti's coming down, the Pyro's going off. It was
<v Speaker 4>the biggest party of the summer, Pure Wrestling, Dream matches,
<v Speaker 4>no gimmicks. Sean with a tear in his eye. He
<v Speaker 4>sees AJ and he extends his hand. He shakes his
<v Speaker 4>hand and he hands in the world titles. He walks off.
<v Speaker 4>AJ Styles celebrates. We go out on him in the corner,
<v Speaker 4>celebrating with that world heavy title, raising it high.
<v Speaker 3>No surprises, nothing else is it.
<v Speaker 2>The Gemini on my show? So I don't know what
<v Speaker 2>you want me to do. I liked it.
<v Speaker 3>I like the handshake story.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I'm I find it interesting that you that you
<v Speaker 1>really played it wrestling, uh in this in this thing,
<v Speaker 1>and I am very interested to see where what the
<v Speaker 1>people think about this.
<v Speaker 3>You know, they're gonna say that too many gimmick matches.
<v Speaker 3>But I did that to, you know, just to.
<v Speaker 1>I don't think we're honestly, I think I don't think.
<v Speaker 4>I don't think that's what I did that, But I
<v Speaker 4>think we we both offer two very different flavors of
<v Speaker 4>ice cream. Not saying either flavor is good or bad,
<v Speaker 4>but I think we're just very different mindsets on this. Yeah,
<v Speaker 4>I don't know.
<v Speaker 2>Mine. Mine is more like reality based, I think.
<v Speaker 4>And I think that's going to really benefit you in
<v Speaker 4>the new figure FED because it's a different era.
<v Speaker 1>You're gonna you're gonna have to turn it up a
<v Speaker 1>little bit, especially with the weekly TVs and in the
<v Speaker 1>possibility of surprises and all that stuff.
<v Speaker 3>But but interesting already wrote out like Weekly TV number
<v Speaker 3>one in the segments of the backstage already written out anyway,
<v Speaker 3>I will say that maybe you know, I think I
<v Speaker 3>did a good job here. I could I have done
<v Speaker 3>better A little bit.
<v Speaker 2>I think we both could have done better. We're not perfect.
<v Speaker 3>You know, you had a kid. I've been too busy
<v Speaker 3>focusing on the new pig Bed.
<v Speaker 4>I don't I don't even know how I had the
<v Speaker 4>time to do this, to be honest with you, you
<v Speaker 4>did your figure photography already. I have not done that
<v Speaker 4>because I knew once I had him out, I wasn't
<v Speaker 4>gonna get him out again.
<v Speaker 2>I was like, I might as well just do this.
<v Speaker 3>Like I bought a hell in the cell. You know
<v Speaker 3>much money that goes running Bay.
<v Speaker 2>It's insane. It's so dumb.
<v Speaker 5>Uh.
<v Speaker 2>My other thing is and then you're gonna call me
<v Speaker 2>a dick for this.
<v Speaker 4>But I feel like I drafted so strongly that I
<v Speaker 4>had the names in the name value where I didn't
<v Speaker 4>have to be like, it's a flaming hell and a
<v Speaker 4>cell Lumberjack battle Royal. Yeah, it feels like you had
<v Speaker 4>to do a lot of times.
<v Speaker 3>No, I didn't have to do that. This is this
<v Speaker 3>is an audio wrestling for your pocket. They need the excitement,
<v Speaker 3>they need the entertain.
<v Speaker 4>That was I literally sat down and wrote, like literally,
<v Speaker 4>like you would do as a WW producer.
<v Speaker 2>I wrote down the finishes right no.
<v Speaker 3>Of course, that's what I do every single time.
<v Speaker 1>But yeah, I think that it's it's funny because we've
<v Speaker 1>been saying this all along. When you take these cards
<v Speaker 1>and you put them, there's there's two contests, right that
<v Speaker 1>like which one did you enjoy listening to the most? Who?
<v Speaker 2>What was you?
<v Speaker 1>Are you more invested in? But then there's also the
<v Speaker 1>idea of like you've built this summer Slam, and if
<v Speaker 1>you could only go to one of the summer slams
<v Speaker 1>and you're looking at the card and maybe you know
<v Speaker 1>the information that's happening, like which one do you pay
<v Speaker 1>the ticket for? And it depends on the person.
<v Speaker 4>I obviously tends the person, but I think that's how
<v Speaker 4>someone should make their decision.
<v Speaker 2>You can only go to one show, which one you're
<v Speaker 2>going to? Right? Or which one do you order? Which
<v Speaker 2>one you order?
<v Speaker 3>And context is king. It's not a bunch of names
<v Speaker 3>on a piece of paper. It's like the do you
<v Speaker 3>need this story? You need to build?
<v Speaker 4>Because I had, honestly, besides like the women's thing, which
<v Speaker 4>I'm you had to build this a borderline ashamed of
<v Speaker 4>my women's division.
<v Speaker 2>But that was tough.
<v Speaker 4>The rest of it, Every single thing had a pretty
<v Speaker 4>good there.
<v Speaker 3>Was some build you're learning, I'm teaching you.
<v Speaker 1>Also, it's it's weird to book something leading to nothing,
<v Speaker 1>so it's almost like you had to pay You had
<v Speaker 1>to pay most of the stuff off in this one,
<v Speaker 1>and then know that there's like it's kind of pointless
<v Speaker 1>to like build anything new because whatever. So it's a.
<v Speaker 2>Lot of That's why he was like, where's the run ins?
<v Speaker 1>But I still enjoyed, Brosky that you created a new
<v Speaker 1>main event star in the last second, Like last second,
<v Speaker 1>you spent four months with Sina, Rock and Hogan as
<v Speaker 1>the only main event guys, and then in your in
<v Speaker 1>the epilogue of your of your story, you created a
<v Speaker 1>new main event guy.
<v Speaker 3>I imagine buildings.
<v Speaker 1>I'm imagining raw open with the Peep show.
<v Speaker 3>Right in that series eight long sleep no designed on
<v Speaker 3>the back.
<v Speaker 2>I figure sucks, but we.
<v Speaker 3>Will never see that because we are branching out into
<v Speaker 3>a new fig fed. It will start the first week
<v Speaker 3>of August Comic Con Weekend will be the draft episode.
<v Speaker 3>I will get you that date exactly the date, well,
<v Speaker 3>twenty fourth, twenty fourth, yeah, on YouTube pal six pm,
<v Speaker 3>six pm Eastern. It will be a watch long we've
<v Speaker 3>already done the draft, but we're gonna watch along with
<v Speaker 3>you guys. Use the hashtag major Draft, and uh, it
<v Speaker 3>gets intense. And what's crazy is that everything we've done
<v Speaker 3>this week, or you know, not just this week, not
<v Speaker 3>just today, but the past four months. It was supposed
<v Speaker 3>to be a It was supposed to be one episode
<v Speaker 3>because we didn't know what to do, and because of
<v Speaker 3>you guys and your support, it turned into this, which
<v Speaker 3>has spawned into its own spin off show. Uh, it's
<v Speaker 3>gonna get wild, That's all I can say.
<v Speaker 1>Can't wait. All right, guys, thanks for joining us here
<v Speaker 1>for the bonus episode, and and we'll talk to you soon.
<v Speaker 1>I hope you enjoyed it. And I'll have a I'll
<v Speaker 1>have a poll up in the Facebook you can vote.
<v Speaker 1>Maybe I'll do a couple of different ones. Well, we'll
<v Speaker 1>you know, best reveal of the whole series, best match
<v Speaker 1>of the whole series, best pay per view of the
<v Speaker 1>whole We'll do a bunch of superlatives.
<v Speaker 2>I'm so annoyed.
<v Speaker 4>I paid like a dollar ninety nine for sham of
<v Speaker 4>Man's music, like five minutes before we started, and then
<v Speaker 4>it didn't like download it. I paid for it I
<v Speaker 4>just get off iTunes to play it.
<v Speaker 1>Remember, he doesn't understand what Spotify is.
<v Speaker 4>Guys, I like to I'm an artist, so I like
<v Speaker 4>to support fellow artists Spotify.
<v Speaker 2>Okay, all right, I'll be honest. I don't know how
<v Speaker 2>it works, but whatever, Next time I see you guys.
<v Speaker 3>Thank you very much, guys, and we'll see you next
<v Speaker 3>month when it's thrill Zone Verse Turmoil.
<v Speaker 4>Hey, do we have to come up with different paper
<v Speaker 4>names or can we have the same pay per views?
<v Speaker 2>No different? I think collectively we should have like twelve
<v Speaker 2>names and.
<v Speaker 3>No no different names different. Yeah, Barman, O'Brien Candy have
<v Speaker 3>twelve names.
<v Speaker 2>They're all so cheesy. Turmoil, it's horrible already.
<v Speaker 1>You just gotta do what was the best?
<v Speaker 3>I will say right now? Guys, you said Summer Slam
<v Speaker 3>was the biggest part of the summer. It may be true,
<v Speaker 3>but the hottest party of the summer will come this
<v Speaker 3>August as Turmoil presents heat.
<v Speaker 5>Stroke, Great Balls of Fire.
<v Speaker 1>Thank you.
<v Speaker 9>Yeah, get me out of here, all right, see you guys.
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