TLFX-Games Round 2: 'Bulldog v. Sid'

<v Speaker 1>Welcome back fans to the TLFX Games Events Center, where
<v Speaker 1>things are getting hot and heavy after our initial round
<v Speaker 1>of high stakes encounters to determine who will be determined
<v Speaker 1>who will be crowned King of the Cast. Of course,
<v Speaker 1>the TLFX Games are brought to you by Garage Beer,
<v Speaker 1>small batch light beer, flavored beer. It's definitely not an IPA.
<v Speaker 1>It's garage beer and the garage is always open. Also
<v Speaker 1>wide open is the field in our round of sixteen
<v Speaker 1>now in the King of the Cast, as we continued
<v Speaker 1>to narrow the playing field up. First on this particular contest,
<v Speaker 1>the British Bulldog Davy boy Smith, who was able to
<v Speaker 1>triumph over Shagger Lee Marshall in the opening round, takes
<v Speaker 1>on the former World Wrestling Federation champions Echo Sid who
<v Speaker 1>conquered the Hart family patriarch Stuhart to get here to
<v Speaker 1>this round. That's here first for the British bulldog.
<v Speaker 2>Get out with.
<v Speaker 3>What happened?
<v Speaker 2>You want to know something. I was sitting in a
<v Speaker 2>chair in my hometown of London, Leeds, Manchester, England, and
<v Speaker 2>I had in front of me a big ball of
<v Speaker 2>crack and I said, where did the bull come from?
<v Speaker 2>Mister him Man, mister Bretton, mister Die. I didn't know,
<v Speaker 2>and I smoked it. I smoked it a real lord.
<v Speaker 3>Oh oh was that?
<v Speaker 2>And I wondered if I would die? But then I
<v Speaker 2>saw die and I didn't die, and I didn't know
<v Speaker 2>where it go after that. Sometimes I like to just
<v Speaker 2>take a few days, sit in my chair and wonder
<v Speaker 2>what it's like in the outside world. Where am I going?
<v Speaker 3>Are you going?
<v Speaker 2>Where's Owen? I don't know. I guess I gotta do something.
<v Speaker 1>Probing words there from a participant who really ran away
<v Speaker 1>with the vote more than just about anybody else in
<v Speaker 1>our opening round of the TLFX Games, as Lapsed British
<v Speaker 1>Bulldog ended up coming in at eighty two point three
<v Speaker 1>percent of the vote to lapse to Lee Marshall's seventeen
<v Speaker 1>point seven percent. Again, one of the bigger differentials that
<v Speaker 1>we observed in the opening round of the TLFX Games,
<v Speaker 1>squeaking by in a much closer contest was Lapsed Psycho SID,
<v Speaker 1>who came in at fifty five point eight percent of
<v Speaker 1>the vote to Lapsed Stuhart's forty four point two percent
<v Speaker 1>of the vote. Sid experienced a late surge after he
<v Speaker 1>died in real life. We now go to Sid for
<v Speaker 1>comments on his next round opponent, Davy boys Smith.
<v Speaker 3>You see, it is real simple. I think people understand
<v Speaker 3>right now that you'll do anything I have to to win.
<v Speaker 3>I even allowed myself to die and order taktoe Stuart.
<v Speaker 3>And I'm looking at the British bull Dog, Davy boat
<v Speaker 3>Smith and the last time you hear the match of
<v Speaker 3>Summer Sam ninety six, and I'll beat him with a
<v Speaker 3>power bomb. And I'll tell you what. There are not
<v Speaker 3>many things in this world that Ah feel obligated to do,
<v Speaker 3>but Ah William obligated to destroy the British Bulldog and
<v Speaker 3>take him down from his crack pipe pie. It will
<v Speaker 3>have to plu to you, to me and to the millsions.
<v Speaker 3>AH am the master and the ruler of whatever I want.
<v Speaker 1>And what he wants. Apparently is a further birth in
<v Speaker 1>the King of the Cast Tournament. The TLFX games ten
<v Speaker 1>years of the Lapsed Fan Wrestling podcast being celebrated through
<v Speaker 1>this one of a kind, one winner take all tournament.
<v Speaker 1>Do keep it locked to the lapse Fan's x account
<v Speaker 1>at the Lapsed Fan for your chance and details on
<v Speaker 1>when you can vote on who advances to the quarter
<v Speaker 1>final round on the TLFX Games. For now, that's the
<v Speaker 1>event center. We'll see you next time, eh,